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\o|. I \I\. No.XI •The Student Neuvpuper of Ku\/U)\^n I niversity Sinee 1932 • March X. 2(KI| Blizzard out of state, out of mind school dosings and a mass exo­ dents,' said Andrea By AMY BRASSINGnm dus to grocery stores. KU was Teod(»ato6, a senior Politi­ MaiWR. Editor, THE KEYgTONE one of the schools that were cal Sdence Major. KUTZTOWN—Many KU Stu­ dosed Monday. 'The news hyped up dents, hoping for a break from 'I think the university the snow so mudi that the classes, were expecting a laige dosed because of the amount (^ university was probaUy snowstorm from Sunday snow they were forecasting, just taking precautions,' through Tuesday. and for the safety of the stu- said Maria Menichello, a Tlteaccumiila- senior Psychol­ tion totaled three ogy Major. to six inches. Accord­ What started ing to The Read­ off as a steady ing Eagle, Doug snow on Sunday, it Allen from later turned to Channel 8 News freezing rain and said, 'Our phi­ ended in only a losophy is: we few scattered do not go on the flakes. air (with a major Just cliillin'. Many students relaxed on Nevertheless, storm forecast) until it is much their day off from school. Some decided to do KU students ben­ more productive things, such as this efited from the ex­ closer to the snowman on Main Street. tra day off on event and we PHOTO BY ED HYDOCK Monday. The ex­ nduM-pcrfcctKcnajn Sdmeffer Auditorium showed Ihe have fads. Some sta­ week not because of weather, Mad Cow pected storm more altractioe side tf Ihe stuw fall. Snow plows left Ihe Northtion s in Philadelphia but ratings. Idrat'tthinkwegot caused many side tf campus unlouthed Monday during Ihe day. latched onto this last ^^-^^— Contimied on page 2 Feature —-^^^^-^^^^__ PHOTO BY ED HYDOCK pages Parody webpage Homelessness group causes problems raises awareness The creation of the site was the women out of the building ^^BRIANM^^^"""^^ traced back to Heimer who sub­ ByJOHNSHRYOCK and charged them with 15 dif­ Netvs Wntei; THE KEYSTONE sequently called out of class. News Writer, THE KEYSTONE ferent charges including three KUTZTOWN—Gregg Heimei Watrous's main concern KUTZTOWN — The felonies, according to the 21, a KU student was removed was the duplicated look of the Kensington Welfare Rights KWRU home page. from class on March 1, due to a website and its use of the KU Union and 20 homeless men, The women were later tried parody web-site that he created symbol K&U. women and children from and found not guilty. to lampoon KU and members of Watrous said, 'There was Philadelphia, arrived in According to the KWRU its faculty. not a problem with the site's Kutztown on Saturday, March home page, the program began Information Technologies content but merely its similar­ 3 to protest against poverty in "because a group of mothers re- NCAA National found the website, ity to the university's official America and raise www.kutztown.org, through a site at www.kutztown.edu." awareness on Eco- Qualifiers Resnet contact according to Heimer immediately re­ nomic Human page 10 Drew McLain, and called the moved the original site in order Rights. Diredor of Judicial Services, to avoid any further problems. "We are fight­ Robert T. Wabous. -^———— Continued on page 3 ing for all the ba­ ARTS & sic necessities of fP life, especially tHSINCTyNHELWP ENTERTAINMEN- health care, and *J nJttift^ijif-.jiihi we want to help and inspire the PralMl* ^ainat HomteUtantm. Kessingloum \^^% poor to unite and Welfare Review Union came lo KU to raise become leaders,' awareness lo students. said Cheri ^^^^^ PHOTO COURTESY WWW.KWRU.ORC Honkala, 38, di­ Slu-*ite. After some technical difjicullies studentstio n of building a community those involved would sleep in visited KU can lum,' express their ideas about KU and its faculty at www.kulztotvn.org.center . tents. ..^.^i_i^^.^^iiK^.PHOTO COURTESY tVWW.KUTZTOWN.ORG However, police dragged —^—^^— Continued on page 2 page? KWRU visits KU Campus dead continued from page 1 them and I think they conneded with A massive tent was erected across us.- the lawn and signs that read After a prayer service and breakfast 'Kensington Welfare Rights Union' prepared by KU students on Sunday were displayed on the front lawn along morning, KWRU left Kutztown and the on snow day MainStied. group was planning to travel to Harris­ However, the weather forced the burg, they expeded to spend the night continued from page 1 dark, a senim- Professional Writing ma­ night's adivities in the capital caught up into this. What that did is jor. 'I'm glad we had the day off." to move inside the building. build the hype around this storm and ev­ Severely cold temperatures ranging Christopher On Monday, eryone got into a frenzy." from themid-20stothelow House audito­ they were plan­ According to many 30s and winds of 20 rium. ning to attempt local weather repcrts, mph with gusts up to KU students, a dtizen's arrest snow accumulation was 30 mph forced many along with Father on the woman estimated to total 20-30 students to stay in­ Stephen Seifert, in charge of the inches by Tuesday doors. prepared a meal State Welfare evening, which would 'Usually during for the guests. Department in have ranked the storm as snowstorms there are While waiting for Harrisburg, be­ one of the worst since people out on the the food, guests cause of numer- 1978. DMZ, but there was no sang religious PoveitjrttrilMsliaaic. This weekend's presentation ous human 'The components one out there on Mon­ songs and shared by KWRU affected students alKU. rights viola- didn't come together at the day,' said Kristen their experiences ^^^— PHOTO COlfflTESY WWWJOVRU.ORG fions she has right time for southeastern Lane, a sophomore of poverty, drugs committed, Pennsylvania to get Business major. and welfare with students. such as welfare cuts, according to dumped on. It just devel- Sontc played, some worked. Carl There will be more op- "I became homeless in (1997] when Honkala. oped a little later and a Mesi shovels snow downtown. This portunities for students I lost my job after I served jail time fen* About 20 KU students partidpated little farther north," said local works behind Keystone gym. who missed any snow having a suspended license. My wife in the weekend event Accu weather forecaster PHOTO BY ED HYDOCK festivities on Monday and three daughters were forced to "I wish that more people would Paul Pastelok in the Eagle. More snow move in with family members,' said have came but I am still really happy,' "A lot of warm air extended into south- showers are expeded for Friday and Sat- Galen Tyler, 31, chairman of the Orga­ Hesselson said. eastem Pennsylvania. We're just kind urday. nizing Committee for KWRU. Without any recreation centers, of missing Reading and Lancaster." A question and answer session fol­ movie theaters or shopping malls in the 'I spent the day cleaning my house lowed the meal and songs. Tyler said he area, kids hang out on the streets where and catching up on studying," said Julie would like to see KU students reedu­ they are exposed to these dangers. The Keystone cated on issues such as poverty and wel­ Spriig HM Staff fare, since he believes that welfare per­ Sick ehildran need your help now! EdUoHiOMt Tmotiyl Raub ceived to pertain only to African-Ameri­ KcnVangreefi OonaM your Me-saving Wood plasma a raceivs cans in the inner dty. OpnowEdilor Ctins Sanies $25 TODAY Aiti aid EMulsMNiMt nkr Sanuel Pefeifa One man said if more people helped SpomEdkir Jane Raub the homeless, then more people would '(for approx. 2 hours) OnwMcLam feel guilty about not helping and change Cal or atop by: PMoEdto EdHydock .JMnynlMovoise could occur. Nabi Bioniwical Canlar, Copy aid LME«V HwlZiiigei The problem, he said, was that sod- 817 Union Blvd. Uhigh .AMy BfHiinylon ety teaches us to look down on the homeless. 610-435-5848 'When the fadories are leaving be­ FoM and donation* tima may vary. cause they find cheaper labor in other www.nabi.com AdMitMigMiMgir..... Kyle Wn Vliet countries all those who were employed were people who had families and paid Fraternities • Sororities rent We are all in this together. Every­ M OiMHCoMCi. Kjte \* Viet body is afieded by this,' said Honkala. 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After attending the weekend's ac­ Dr. MMww Nesvisky tivities, Jenn Bell, 21, Crafts major said, Earn $l,000-$2,000 this semster with the easy "I will enjoy my bed 10 times more now. campusfundraiser.com three hour fundraising event. No It was truly educational.' Erica Hesselson, 21, Social Work sales required. Fundraising dates are filling quickly, so TTw Ki)«lgM • MMri iMiy lliuidqr duiig aw acadeinc major, organized the event call today! Contact campusfundraiser.com, (888) 923- yMrbydwMaMMMWirMfetKrfilaiMUmMiiyatPeriii- 'It was a good feeling waving to my lytania. TlwedteiManitlitqMlsedlaaaMllMltorlengli 3238, or visit wwvv.campusfundraiser.com. aidaMMlamMiiiglslwadgplripcieyetliiipiaicalionaKi friends on the bus as they left," she said. HwdKaMMOtlHidtoaiboiid. tmmmtlvmamilslv 'I really felt that we conneded with putiiali«MytewbnJllidbyaudMli.in«KMr.adMis»- JonmiemmmtimmbmL Opiwt ufmui in eiWorials, MM l> IM idkr r- -< 4pid aid Mud* Mtafi MM ad*M aRd pkoM iMker ig> reporters. iiu»e*mptfmm JtayaMHidiMlBiriMlitaAorMliM Friday Saturday Sunday Monday tnmmtampttatmt»ii9aimtni1aUmmmt»t) allwaaiii'SMlBiMWHilokttilMKMitTktdMAwtgr wHdmiiiMMd^MSpiM. WaiMiMeapirfeaaiiMdtpnp- aiydllktNilriMMcailtNMiNdtgitoaawupaiitquMt Come get iiMiiglgliti«OH»dHl RipeMriM«ll«(iatMdeM(y involved. MaidiyM6:aOpLM.iiiaM2n«lM9kdadUMiBuJUiiig III G^12 ) 12) III mtmttmttfifeatfnimtltimmmmmir- Mk*****- iM| MMiiv aid IN tdMMM NHMIM iW« IB Mdudi CKeckus out ot Rain/SiKMv Cloudy Cloudy av Id IM putUtai la aqf MMMi M idHdkiai aeoeuM Cloudy tait^imit liilWBWiladtiuHfatm ftcMwiMf- iMgMlMaidp*M,al|l1««9446(«nMlK VmHaiecm, theSUB^ Room High:40 High:43 High:48 Sk*>l liMoi BMag Roaa 2731 MaanM IMM«I» Kuttoin. High:49 fhmas.mm»m»*t¥mt l^tmtmtmwtatim*^ 273« or coll Low:24 Low: 23 Low: 26 Low: 31 tM.mUHtmm\»Mtm* oaMiftd*!***'**' MPar. E«ay KittM tMMa% MMi iKiair ««*« » ad- x3409e. •MMvMyMiiaaiMitflliliqalMilitt'ekiV Tht Ke\ stone March 8.2( KU parody il KH Student Bookst^Fie website *^ St. Patrick's Day Sale still up

continued from page 1 Heiiner said, 'I was unaware that the 'KfcU" was a Rgistened trademark of the university or that the look of www.kutztown.edu web^te was copy­ righted. ' 'I didn't want to cause any conflicts March 12th to 16th, 2001 at all," said Heimer. "I was only testing to see how far 1 could get." STORE WIDE Watrous stated tliat in cnder to make a parody site legal, it is necessary to have All Clothes a completely different look and words than any original university site. All Books "If you put this webpage and the university's web page next to each other, All Gift Items and |ust look at it, you can't tell the dif­ c^ ference," said Watrous. "That's when All Stationary Items lines get crossed." " 1 think that parody has a wonder­ ful place in entertainment, but you have COMPUTFR to l>e careful of copyrights and use cor­ ART rect etiquette," he said. Newsprint Pads Ethernet Cards Watrous was vague as to whether or Norton Utilities 2000 4.5 WIN not any further legal actions would be Champion Artmate Portfolios PageMaker 6.5 Plus Mac taken against Heimer, but seemed satis­ fied that the graphics of the web-site was Printer Cables IEEE-1284 Decorative Specialty Papers removed. All Zip Disks Heimer has since reconstructed hb All CD-R, CD-RW Discs lampoon site and removed any graph­ it. ics that resemble the university's official site. He has added a disclaimer to every page stating that the site exists solely for iit-aaKii9 the purposes of parody. Heimer will also include an open forum for students to Monday-Thuisday: 7:45AM 8:00PM add their own stories, about the univer­ sity, and a page for discussion about pro­ fessors and faculty. Friday: 7:45AM 4:30PM He hopes that the site will be a place Saturday-Sunday: CLOSED for students to express ideas about KU and will continue to update it as long as the site's popularity remains. 7:45AM 4:00PM The webpage can still be viewed at the address www.kutztown.org.

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Tter in the March 1,2000 Keystone. able in saying that use of DevGuard Specific health questions regarding paint As in most stories, there are two alkyd industrial gloss enamel and ICI/ materials utilized at UP can be answered •f CHRISTOPHER J. sides and it is important for all informa­ Ultra-Hide alkyd semi-gloss interior by contacting ICI/Devoe's poison con­ trol center in Pittsburgh, PA, by dialing BARNES tion to be presented so that readers can wall and trim enamel was appropriate draw a final opixuon based on the facts. for a dormitory application." 800-545-2643 and pressing option #1. Opinions Editor The first and most important fact to While product data sheets on IO/ I would like to address a number of this story is that Kutztown University Devoe industrial grade coatings specifi­ inaccuracies and/or unaddressed infor­ and the Housing and Residence Life staff cally mention industrial painting appli­ mation in Alex Hahn's article and Kate To our dear Mother Nature, take the health and safety of its students cations for safety equipment and pipe Grubb's letter to the editor. ou have to deal with a lot in very serioudy. identification, both products selected to Mr. Helms outlined the paint prod­ this world, which is totally un­ We are quick and careful to react paint the masonry walls and ceilings at uct used in UP; I would like to touch on derstandable. With all the for­ when information is brought forward UP are proper applications of these special uses for Devguard 4306, as out­ Y concerning issues that impact our stu­ lined in its fact sheet. est fires,typhoons , and that rainforest products. thing still looming on your shoulders, dents' health and safety. We have steps With regard to the curing process, The fact sheet lists "Special Qualifi­ your desk must be stacked. in place to investigate reported concerns, normal dry Hme and evaporation of the cations: Suitable for use on structural However, can you take a rest on and these steps were implemented im­ scrfvent components is 30 days. Project surfaces or surfaces where there is a pos­ this winter and save some snow for mediately when Kate Grubb's mother's documentation shows that the entire sibility of incidental food contact in com­ next year? I think we've received message was received in December 2000. painting project was completed and ac­ mercial food preparation establishment, enough by now and if s time to turn It is also important to inform the cepted by the Project Manager on July food processing plants and federally in­ up the heat a notch or two. You know Univer»ty community that the product 24,2000. spected meat and poultry plants." how popular you are when you put used to paint UP, Devguard 4306. is safe. While there will always be an odor Please note, this product may be the robin in view, and give us a nice KU and HARLO would never know­ of fresh paint for weeks after a painUng used as a "Special Qualification" for dS-degree day. ingly use a product that b not safe for project, there are no immediate health these locations and not used as "prima­ The people around here will be the University community and Its con- risks that face the occupant. With regard rily used in meat processing plants..." out throwing Frisbees, reading under sUtuents. to health hazard information, specified as Ms. Grubb identifies in her letter. This trees and the girls will sample their The following information is pro­ on the Material Safety Data Sheet, it is means that the painted surfaces will not new bikinis, which have been wait­ vided by Steve Helms. Safety Specialist critical to note that the hazard data ap­ cause harm to the food that may come ing all winter to see the light of day. for KU: The Environmental Health and plies to the paint material in the can. into contact with it during preparation, (That should make your sons happy, Safety office has reviewed this issue and MSDS information does not apply processing, or packaging. Knowing this, if you have any.) has been in contact with the paint manu­ to paint, which has been applied, dried if it is safe enough for the food we eat, It's just that this past Saturday facturer and our Industrial Hygiene con­ and cured, since the volatile organic and it is safe enough for the walls that was about 55 degrees which is really sultants. Through our conversations compounds are driven out of the paints surround us. teasing us. You think you're slick, with those professionals it has been es­ upon drying. Devguard 4308 fact sheet lists "Typi­ huh? It was a veiy enjoyable day and tablished that there are no health risks The Environmental Health and cal Uses: Ideal for safety equipment and now you dispense the snow. A lot of associated with the finished painted sur­ Safety Office has conducted Industrial pipe identifkation. Provides an it. faces in UR Hygiene sampling in Ms. Grubb's room On one hand, it would be good Technical representatives at ICI/ and in two other spaces, to confirm that .^^^__^.^.^^__ continued on page 6 to have one more extended weekend Devoe Coatings have evaluated the use no health risks exist in UP. to catch up on all those papers and projects that are close to their due- date, but two feet of snow? Cmon Ma, Abortion issue continues: Definitions of murder and iife let's pack it in. n response to MelisM Carter's ar- occur in Ihe first trimester: when the that fanatics Hke to show peofde are re­ "¥* JL Thy is it all the bad weather tkle in the Maidi 1,2001 isMie of duster of crils that you call life cannot sults of late-term abor^ota, most ol \/\/ ^^ come up here? It irks I7%r Keyttone "Give Bush a chance." even yet be considered a fetus. I'm not which were performed because the w V me that people in Florida I vrauld like to ask you the simple que»- saying that people can't stand to be a mother of the child was in a and sunny California are still enjoy­ tkxi. how exactly do you define nuir- little more careful About one half of aU life-threatening condition. Again, the ing 70-degree days with a slight der? abortions are a result of misused or issue of life surfaces. Who is to say that breeze. If murder is defined as extinguish­ failed contraception. However, things the life of a child is mm* valuable than What do you have against us? ing the Ufe of another human being, happen. that of the mother? Throw some their way. then it seems as if our dear President Women get pregnant. Women get As for the 'gruesome details" of Just for a laugh, rotate the jet George W. Bush had a field day. mur­ pregnant who can't afford to have chil­ the abortion pill RU 486,1 really wish stream a bit, point it south and give dering prisoners throughout his dura- dren, women get raped, and women you would elat>orate. I'm afraid 1 don't Honda a whopfnng of snowy powder. tkm as governor of Texas. have medical conditions where preg­ really understand what these grue­ It's only fair, I think. This brings us to the question of, nancy could potentially be fatal. Many some effects entail. Common side ef­ I'm not putting down the sweet "How do you define lifer These pris­ of these women would probably try to fects of RU 486 include bleeding, older folks that fly south for the win­ oners had hearts titat beat, fimctioning (tiu^^nate their pregnancies dtemaelves menstrual-type pain, and cramping^ all ter. If I could follow their lead, I would, body systems—they had all character­ if not ^^iiven the choice to have tt done side effects that often occur fallowing but I can't. I'm stuck up here writing istics that define a living human being. professicmally. Many would die in the traditk>nal abortions. Also, this pill to you in hopes that you'll reconsider Although some were corrupt, all were process. works only during the first nine weeks your plans for snow. lively. Yet Bush felt quite comfortable You say that you are "disgusted" of pregnancy. This is before any oigans I think it's time to turn up the heat, signing his name on their condemning that anyone can possibly think dxxtion develop, before anything develops. The raise the sun, let the flowers bloom orders of execution. Also, you state that is moral; well I am equally disgusted "baby" is no more than a slighdy com­ and then you'll see wonderful re­ "it is not our place as Anterican citizens that anyone can be as close-minded as plex blood dot sponses. People will walk around ev­ to form judgments alwut his decisions you obviously are. Yes, I have seen pic­ Since 1 think most of my points in erywhere saying "What a day out­ and as to why he made them.* tures of mutilated babies as a result of this article aho apply to Jared side!," "Isn't it nice out?" "How alx>ut How is it not our place to form abortions. Mellinger's article featured in the same this weather!" And you know who judgntents? This is America-a democ­ Hie crazies that nuuch outskie of my issue, I will let him simply consider one will get credit frar it? It's all you. baby. racy. Citizens of this country are al­ hometown hospital make sure of that statement. How wonderfully conve­ nease, if you can find some time lowed, even encouraged, to form opin­ while they also make sure that small nient that a man who could never pos­ and some space in your heart, recon­ ions about their political leaders. Do children see diem. If 1 could enter the sibly be put in this situation would sider the snow. Or at least ease up on you think we live in some fascist dic­ minds of these small children, I would consider a woman's control over her it. By the way, good luck with the rain tatorship, where criticizing leads to like to figure out what percentage of own Ixxly a "non-issue." forest. Take care. signing our own death warrant? them go home and have nightoures Your friend and advocate, So what is life? Some 90-percent of idxMit the pictures to which they have Sincerely, Chris. abortioiit, or murders as you call them. so rudely been exposed. These pictures Beth Ann Noath. freaiuaaut Tht Ke\^t()nf Maa'hS.:i Uo iHe ecfi/i SUB construction slowing food service or. 'm sure everyone has noticed the In response to Melissa Carter's pro- canes, etc? Is this eating area sufiidentiy cheesebuigeis and chicken sandwidies large amount of construction going accommodating for handicapped stu­ to grab-and-go, and an m^mized order­ Bush letter in last week's Keystone, I on during our Spring semester. assume your roots are in a rela­ I dents under the A.P. A. guidelines? ing format for the grill. The Student Union Building con­ tionship %vith Jesus Christ; if not, I still NrarmaUy, an estimated visit to the I've seen wrakers stand there with struction has negatively affected many SUB dining area would probably con­ hot food screaming, "dieese steak, no commend you for standing up for students' routines, even down to their your beliefs. sist of 10 minutes. Presently, some stu­ onions!" eating habits. dents spend up to 35 minutes there. Third, waiting to check out. The I read the letter to Bu^ and I also "The alternative eating area in the First, there's waiting for food. lines are so long that your hot ham and know the side effects of RU-486. The SUB, now in the Multi-Purpose Room, Wouldn't it make sense to pre-make cheese is no longer even remotely warm worst case scenario is the death of the does not come dose to accommodating some cold-cut sand%viches before the after you get through the line, walk motho; the best scenario being mis- the amount of students that have to eat obvious lunch hour rush? across the building to a big room with ay far tinee werics, combined with lunch in the same small space. I'm sure from the hour of 10:00-11.-00 otify 20 t^^es, fight to get your condi­ many side-effects. Would the eating area even pass a a.m., there aren't many students walk­ ments, and sit down. I was pretty stunned when I read capadty inspection? ing through the dining area. This seems The lids for the drinks don't fit, the the artide but knew as a man there I understand that the school has an like a perfect time to prepare sand­ sandwich containers (to go) don't line was no way I could stand up to it opportunity to enrich our campus with wiches. up and close completely, and for Praise God for putting yourself a larger SUB; however, the renovation Second, many studente want a sand­ heaven's sake, the straws are melted to­ aside and letting your opinion, which has caused chaos during the lunch wich for lunch because it seems like the gether at one end! this world doesn't want to hear, be hours, and if s almost not worth it. healthy choice. Unfortunately, there's a I just feel that just because there is heard. It says alot about your diarac- large line for the sandwich stand. ter and sends a message that there is Why couldn't this construction take disturbing construction going on that another side of life. place during the summer months any­ Why couldn't sandwich-makers causes heavy traffic during lunchtime, way? have them already together? IDon't get that does not mean that the quality of People don't want to hear this> They are digging out there— me wrong~I like the made-to-order fea­ our lunchtime should be reducedt o an but the generation that has been wouldn't it make more sense to bulldoze ture. unpleasant experience. aborted since Roe vs. Wade, is a ma­ in the early months of summer and not However, I truly feel that students Hopefully, someone who can make jor contributor to the economic boom when there is snow on the ground? are so frustrated with waiting along with a change is reading this, and will finally we just went through. Despite the in­ All in all, we must deal with find­ 100 other students in a room as big as a realize what kind of scenery we are all flow of immigrants, this is the reason ing a more effident way to serve stu­ bathroom for a healthy lunch, that they stuck in and have to pay for at the same die US peculation is decrea^g ev­ dents their lunch without crowding and eat more fast food- pizza, burgers, and time. ery year rather than increasing. knocking backpacks with someone in fries, only because of the situatitm and God bless you for your courage line at the grill. if s fast. "Amanda Witlard and willingness to stand up for what The cash registers are right in the But anyone could get better fast food you believe. middle of the only space left in the re­ for so much less somewhere else. fined food area. Workers should pre-stock fiy bas­ —Dennis R. Kennedy fr. What about the handicapped stu­ kets with frozenfries , fillth e napkin bas­ Comic artist refutes dents that need to use wheelchairs. kets and the condiment stands, make gremlin-allegation student aslcs for will be the firstt o admit my personal bias in the situation that Philadel­ universal parlcing student supports controversiai comic Iphia, and most cities in general, are dir^. 'm rather confused concerning out onoocaineand crad;, which he got My childhood home is a small town 'd like to pose a simple question for SleveCanqibell'sletter to die edi­ from guess when—die great smidus in the woods on the side of beautiful Mt. everyone who has a car on campus I tor In die March 1,2001 israe of dty ol Flulade^riiia. Gretiia, PA. Iincluding students, staff, professors The Keystone. I am stiU desling widi my friend's Perhaps I've been spoiled by all the and administration: Have you ever In a roundabout wa)i Campb^ deadi. I went to Ihe viewing— I saw tree climbing and crawfish-catching in heard of a business that makes the cus­ states that Tfo Keysftmr was wrong to himdead. streams, but I dislike being in a place that tomers park further away from the store print Ryan Fretz's comic which com­ So mth this stay in mind> I can tastes like bus exhaust. than the employees? pares the likeness of snow covering relate Philadelphia to a corpse. My Despite all the fun I have had in I haven't. Phi]adel|4iia to a while riwetcover ­ friend became one, thanks io the cor­ Philadelphia, it still makes my skin In fact, most businesses make the ing a ooipBe. Campbdl does not fidly ner dn^ industry in Fhiladd|dii4. crawl. employees park further away than the exjdain why the comic bodiers him. I don't blame Philaddfdiia forit s I was in the South Street Diner when customers. The way I see it, KU is like a I assvune ditf he's diigiisted by problems. Like I said before. I have this winter's New Years Eve snow business, even though it is non-profit. the use of the wc»d 'corpse,' and fond memories of the dty started at 4:30 a.m. This idea would make the people therefcHe calls Fretz a 'gmichy grem­ However I do blame people Hke When daybreak came, I walked that get paid to educate and perform ser­ lin." Well to answer Sl^'s(|iie8tion, CamfAidl who wish to cover up die from a fiiend's house on Ninth St. to an­ vices to the students, the employees. yes, I lau^ied and I will fully ex}dain g(»y realitieso f life. other on 33^. This would also make the students, who why. I agree, coiiMes are not funny; but It was beautiful; a memory I treasure pay to get these services provided to I grew up in Fluladdphia, then the relationdup between corpses and as my socks, hat and mittens dried out them, the customers. moved to the nibtubs. Ilove the dty. Philadelphia is funny, because the two on the vent. So why is it that the employees of When driving into CraterCity, I feel are so similiar. I sipped some hot tea and penned KU get to park closer to the buildings like I am home. I often tell peo^ that We giggle, almost sadly, at some­ the initial sketch for this comic—an ex­ than the students? I am not saying that I feel safer in the city than in thing we wish wasn't true. Obviously pression of the disjunction between my the students should park ahead of the Kutztotvn. dianges need to be made everywhere, disgust and the awe that I felt. professors, I am merely suggesting that There's definitely a ttrta^ kind e^Mdalfy Philly, kxdung at die M^rdi Opinions are like behinds; everyone both students and professors should be affaiodiaihoodinFlulade4)hia.How- Grasriois. has one and some are stinky. So you able to park anywhere in the parking ev^Pmaddphia has its problems. These changes cannot be n^tk think my butt stinks? lots. While driving through the dty widHWt the recognitkm of the {Mot^cm Perhaps you don't like the smell of The parking situation is so crowded one evening with a friend, a car ran and comedy is a great way to bdng manure spread fresh on the farmer's and there are so many open yellow-lined into us. A man got out, pulled a gun these problems to the surface. fields or vultures drding about aim­ spaces all over the campus. So just for­ on us, and demanded that we give If you have ever watched the lessly the way I do either. get the stupid yellow and white lines, him money Cor die damage we did to sketch comedy television show, "jThe It takes different strokes for differ­ and make them one color and let any­ his car. My friend broue^t up insur­ Kids in the Hall," you may undostand ent folks and I happen to like the smell one with a valid parking pass park there. ance coo^anies and cops, and the gi^ what I'm getting at. "The Kids" use of my behind. I don't know that I Hke Maybe it's just me, but I can't stand fled, frartunately. comedy to bring up sodal issues. the smell of yours though. to watch some of these faculty meml^ers. So with this story in mind, I can Fretz's comic follows this concept who are getting paid a good sum of relate Philadelphia to a corpse. I al­ of comedy. Fretz uses comedy to make —Ryan Fretz money, walk from their car a whole 101 most became one that nigjht people aware oi problems. I found his T. ttoLytleHall,whilethestudentswhoi I have another stcMry. comic brilliant and funny. are paying that professor's salary walk A diildhood friend of mine died Kncerely, Send flHleltcra , MbnicsNNW SP from the rugby field. I just think that backin December. He committed sui­ suggutioM te SM ZF3, er. something should be done. cide due to being ooB^iietdy blasted Anney E.J. Ryan —Randy Vaszihf. junior March 8.2001 The Kevstone Dahlquist fights back Continued from page 4 —— Helms and Mr. Shuster. for nine days 'Hf^fuU IS» live i^.. from January 10,2001 until January 19, excellent protection to metal surfaces as 2001. 'Always behave like a duck — keep calm and unruffled on the well as masonry, wood and wallboard. Mr. Shuster called Mrs. Grubb on surface, but paddle like the devil underneath." - facdb Brandt Also used as a trim enamel.' January 22,2001 due to a phone message UP is a masonty-construded build­ left by her the prior day. There was still ing. Nowhere in the fad sheets does it a concern about paint odor. 'Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore sUte that Devguard 4306 should not be Mr. Shuster, with me present in his nustakes." — Brendan Hilk used in residential areas. Once again, office, oftered to move Kate to another if s a safe produd for the walls that sur­ location on campus. This offer was re­ 'Fbolball incorporates die two wiMst elements of American round us. fused. society— violence punctuated by committee meetings." AsMc Hahn pointed out, Devguard Mrs. Grubb sent a letter of concern 4308 has not been reported to cause to me on February 5,2001. I received it - George EWm brondiitis in hiunans. four days later and called her immedi­ Mrs. Gutekunst, Director of the ately. "Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but tiieir echoes Health and Wellness Center, provided V^ith Ms. Kathy Lynch, Associate are truly endless." — Mother Teresa the following: Brondiitis is an inflamma­ Diredor of HARLO, present, we dis­ tion of the lining of the brachial tubes, cussed Mrs. Grubb's concerns over a and most bronchitis is caused by viral speakerphone. "I find television veiy educating. Every time somebody turns it upper-respiratory infections, such as a I offered to move Kate to another lo­ on, I go into the other room and read aboolc" — GrouchoMarx cold and the flu. Bronchitis can also be cation on campus. This offer was once caused by bacteria, but this is much less again refused. I never made the state­ "A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood." common. The most common encounters ment, 'If if s good enou^ for the meat in our dinic are students presenting with paddng plant, if s good enough for the — General George S. Patton upper respiratory infections (about 50 residents." percent of visits). Approximately 15 Ms. Lynch was present during the "A successful person is one who can lay a firm fbtmdation percent of the students require addi­ entire phone call. In addition, I was with the bricks that others throw at him or her.' tional assessment related to existing never given the opportunity to deny this — Datnd Brinkky asthma conditions. statement, due to the fact it was not The clinic purchased several pieces brought to my attention during an in­ of equipment to determine pulmonary terview session with Mr. Hahn on Feb­ 'Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing fundion and to administer nebulizer ruary 23. people who can't talk for people who can't read." — Frank Zappa treatments. Prior to the purchase of this Mr. Shuster was also involved in equipment, students were referred to that interview process and he also states 'Foigiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the local hospitals or medical fadlities for that this comment was not brought up future.' ~ Paul Boese treatment. We generally suggest that during that interview session. students with a history of asthma con­ Please note the following: Mr. Hahn sider obtaining the flu and pneumonia does not write about visiting any UP "1 intend to live forever — so far, so good." vaccines. Please note, about 50 percent suites; he does not write about speak­ —Steven Wright, comedian of the students that visit the Health Cen­ ing to any other UP residents; he does ^oww•famoui.^|uotations.com ter have upper-respiratory infedions. not quote me from our interview session, This appears to be a common illness on yet I gave him quotable material and Mr. college campuses. Hahn does not identify in his article that Nowhere in Mr. Hahn's artide or in he told me that he would hold the ar­ Kate's letter does it state H ARLO's com­ ticle and letter for a week to allow me to Street Smock mitment to health and safety. When provide a written response that would How did you spend your snowdcry on Monday? health and safety issues are brought to be included in The Keystone. our attention, we react quickly and care­ Finally, I ask Kate to produce a re­ fully. Our commitment to our students' cording (rf me almost harassing her over health and safety is unwavering. the phone. I have always taken a posi­ KU and HARLO have taken many tive and productive approach to ad­ steps to provide the healthiest and saf­ dressing student concerns over heath est environment for all of its students. and safety issues. I would not almost There is never a guarantee for health and harass a student for any reason. safety, no college or university can guar­ This letter is being written in re­ antee that, but we continue to evaluate sponse to the disappointing approach and improve wherever we can. TTie Keystone and Kate Grubb took in re­ Mr. Mark Shuster, Assodate Direc­ porting this infcwmation. tor of HARLO, and I informed Mr. Hahn This article and letter have chal­ that there were no contads made to the lenged the resped of Kutztown Univer­ HARLO Office, to Kevin Killen, RC for sity, the reputation of Housing and Resi­ "Instead of studying for my two tests, I "I really have no idea what I did. Wait., UP, nor was there anything ever logged dence Life staff. Ms. Lynch, Mr. Shuster took sleeping pills and was knocked out I think I remember going to work." in the maintenance book for UP coiKem- and myself. The HARLO staft is com­ the whole afternoon." —Jim Herman, senior, 22 ing paint, paint odors, or Kate's illness mitted to health and safety issues and —DM) Davis, junior, 20 prior to December 15,2000. to the academic and personal develop­ Mrs. Grubb left a message on De­ mental success of its residents and all cember 15,2000, which came in after of­ university students. fice hours, and was returned on Mon­ The March 1 issue of The Keystone day morning, December 18,2000. unwarranted concerns for the residents Five additional contads were made in University housing, our future stu­ between December 18, 2000, and Janu­ dents and their families. ary 8,2001. Several additional contacts Thank you for including this re­ were made in February as well. sponse, and 1 eiKourage any concerned Mr. Hahn's article would lead the individuals to contad my office in 106 reader to believe ihat all of UP suites had Old Main for additional information. paint odors and were ventilated over winter break. —Kent Dahlquist In fad, the only concern about paint Diredor of Housing and Residence 'I played jacks and hula-hooped." "My buddies and I sat around and drank odors was received by Mrs. Grubb on Life —Erin Davison, junior, 20 a whole case of... soda." December 15.2000. —Mall Cusick, junior, 21 In addition. Kate's suite was venti­ lated, due to a mild odor deteded by Mr. www.keystoneonline.com Tht kt'\ stone March S. 2(H) 1 ARTS&ENTERTAINMENT Poet fiddles his way into KU Judge rules Alaskan poet and musician Ken Waldman pleases crowd tvith his stories and music napster must time fiddle music and lyrical poetry on present home in Fairbanks, Alaska. block songs By ELISHA DARVILLE Tuesda)^ Mac 6, in Siaradin Art Build­ Along with Tom and Nathan Staff VWtei; THE KEYSTONE ing. Druckenmiller, Waldman combined the KUTZTOWN—V^ati1 a pUe of old-time Beginning with a short musical in- fiddle and banjo music of "Yellow Rose By Drew McLain Online Editoi; THE KEYSTONE fiddles, guitars and banjos scattered teriude of fiddle, banjo, and acoustic of Texas," with his poem "Old-Ume across the stage, the performance of Ken guitai; Wddman eased the audience into Fiddle Lesson." WSiklinan paused to al­ KUTZTOWN—On March 2, U.S. Dis- Waldman and his accompanists, the his own style of poetry and musk. He low the music to accent the poetry. The trid Court Judge Marilyn Pateo issued AUentown musidans Tom, Betty, and then read his poem 'Missionary," a effed left me believing that fiddle music an injunction ruling that Napster, an Nathan Druckenmiller, enlightened the poem that desoibed his journey from and poetry belong hand in hand. MPS file sharing service, must block all university with his combination of old- his hometown of Philadelphia, to his The instruments were then put songs deemed copyrighted by record away, but Waldman picked up his po­ companies. etry by reading,"Wa$hing Dishes on my The order sUtes Ihat Napster had 33^ Birthday." "Washing Dishes" is a three days to remove the songs fimm tribute that Waldman wrote to his life in their diredories. rural Alaska, as well as his own tradi­ Prior to the order, Napster had tions of household chores and fiddle agreed to accept lists of songs to be re­ music. As he read the poem, he added moved from their diredories submitted body movement to his reading. When by any record labels. read the line, "shake and rub hands to "Napster will follow the District thaw them," Waldman shook his hands Court's order. Even before the court en­ as if they were cold and was attempting tered the order, we began making efforts to warm them. to comply with what we believed to be "Greasy Coats" featured Waldman's the dictates of the Ninth Circuit's rul­ fiddle and the Druckenmillers' banjo and ing," said Hank Barry, chief executive acoustic guitar. "Greasy Coats," a West officer of Redwood City, Ca based Virginia tune, used slide notes on the Napster. fiddle, sending the sound of the instru­ Barry also stated that the court in- ment back and forth from a dancing jundion overruled the record industry's fiddle to a singing violin, adding won­ statements that Napster is inherently il­ derful texture to the tune. legal. Waldman then read "After Hearing The court ruled that Napster has five Boy, this heud sure is itchy. Ken Waldman concenlrating intently on his fiddle. WaldmanJcim Haynes Read," a narrative response business days to show the courts that recently brought his old-time style of music and poetry lo Ihe Sharadin in Kulziown on Mar. t3o Alaskifin poet, John Haynes. they keep complying with the order. If Soon after, v .'aldman performed two they fail to meet this deadline, they can -PHOTO BY KATE SAUSBiniY selections about hi^ experience as a stu- request a hearing before the court. Continued on page 9 Continued on page page 9 Sunshine players to perform as Peanuts is on his usual, difficult struggle for hap-1 By Kurt Schmitt piness; the little red-headed giri. Snoopy, Staff Writer, THE KEYSTONE and his famous misadventures are all in | erformances of the musical (the musical]." "You're A Good Man, Chariie "Children will love the show be­ P Brown", will be held March 9,10, cause of the music, the bright costumes, and 11 in the Schaeffer Little Theatre, lo­ andthedandng. Parents will enjoy see­ cated in the basement of Schaeffer Au­ ing the charaders that they grew up ditorium. with come to life in front of them. And The produdion is being presented KU students will love the show because by KU's Sunshine Players, a student or­ they all still have places in their hearts ganization that produces, performs and for charaders like Snoopy and Chariie tours children show's each semester. Brown." The musical is based on the cartoon Musical Diredor Jason Bamsley, a strips of the late Charles Schultz, and in- Theatre Major, said that the musical dudes such famous charaders as Charlie would also be appealing to the KU com­ Brown, played by Jude Adams, an munity, t>ecause it features a full-length Elementry Education Major, and score, live singing and dandng and a Snoopy, played Phil Horrocks, a Theatre variety of live instruments, including j Major. Other performers include: Bryon piano, upright bass, vibraphone, xylo­ Forte, Rachel Corl, Bryan Maginn, Am­ phone, and drums. ber Hess and Andrew Ortiz. Performances will be held at 8 p.m. Diredor Anne Marie Scalies, a KU on March 9,4 p.m. on the 10^, and 2 p.m. alumna, commented on the continued on the 11*. success of Charles Schultz's "Peanuts," Admission can t>e obtained by mak­ and on the appeal of the musical, writ­ ing donations at the door prior to the ten by, Clark Gesner. performance. Reservations are recom- u.,,^^ppt^^auMtB«mhnhe sunshine players rehearse fi>rlheirui.

By Jamie Raub From Staff/SID reports Sports Editor, THE KEYSTONE KUTZTOWN—It has been no shock HOMYAK, HANDY NAMED TO ALL-PSAC TEAM for Paul Schmitt to see himself qualify for the NCAA Division II National KUTZrOWN-Two members of the Kutztown Univer- Championships in the pole vault—^he's sitybaskett>aU teams have been named to the 2001 All- done it all four years since his ftesh- Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference Eastern Divi­ man year. sion Teams in voting conducted by the league's Schmitt was an All-American last coaches. season, finishing tied for second in the Brianne Homyak was rumed to the women's pole vault with a jump of 16 feet, 4.75 first team, while Kevin Handy was named to the inches. But his accolades and accom­ men's second team. plishments don't stop there. Homyak, a 5-10 forward, earned her second- "It feels really great to be going to straight All-PSAC first team honor. She led KU, and the national meet again, but I didn't ranked fifth in the PSAC, in scoring average (13.8 really have any doubt that I would points/game). She also tied for the lead in the PSAC qualify for nationals," said Schmitt. in free throw percentage (85-99,85.9%) Schnutt qualified for this trip to the Handy Homyak chipped in 5.8 rebounds per game, 59 nationals at the John Covert Classic Aiming high. Golden Bear Paul Schmitt assists, 16 bkicks and 26 steals. She hit 52.1% of her field goals (135-249). She with a winning vault of 16' 8.75". earned a trip lo the NCAA Diviskm II naliomd finished her career as the school's most accurate shooter, hitting 54.3% of her Schmitt also won the pole vault at meet unlh a winning performance al the John field goals (458-844) and 81.7% of her free throws (325-398). She finished fifth on the Eastern College Athletic Confer­ Covert Classic. Schmitt looks to better his KU's career scoring list (1,248 points) and second in free throws made (32^ second-place performance from bsl season and ence Division II Indoor Champion­ Homyak ended her career hitfing 29 consecutive fret ships on Saturday, Feb. 24. He won that become a two-lime All-American. ——^^—^— PHOTO COURTESY SID throws, a school record, and set a single-season record event with a vault 16' 7.25", setting the for field goal percentage last year, hitfing 61.5% of her meet record and won the Outstanding conservative guess, I'd say that he had shots (158-257). She is the fifth player in KU women's Men's Field Athletic Honors for his a good shot al pladng in the top three in baskett>all history to qualify for the PSAC playoffs in performance at that particular meet Division II," said Mondschein. each of her four seasons. "(Schmitt] has been doing great," Schmitt will be doing some lighter than Handy, a 6-7 forward, notches his first All-PSAC said KU head track and field coach normal workouts this week, and doing selection. Handy led Kutztown, and was 12th in the Brian Mondschein. "He is a testimony some easier training in order to prepare PSAC in scoring averaging 16.6 points/game. He also to what hard work can do for an ath­ for the NCAA Championships. led KU in rebounding, averaging 7.8 boards/game, lete." "I've been trying to take it easy this which was good for 8th place among PSAC players. All the hard work has paid off for week, hopefully I'll be ready to squeeze Handy hit 44.4% of his field goals (163-367), Schmitt, since he has placed first in the out a good jump at the national meet and while tallying 24 assists, 42 blocks and 27 steals. Homyak pole vault in all but one meet this sea­ place in the top three." son. The Penn State University Na­ Schmitt will travel to Boston, Mass. tional Open. In this competition, he to the Reggie Lewis Track and Field Cen­ placed third among many pole-vault- ter for the NCAA Division II Track and ers who rank high in Division I. Field National Championships. His "[Schmitt] has held up to all Divi­ event, the pole vault, will take place on sion I competition that he has encoun­ Friday Mar 9, at 7:00 p.m. CLUB tered," said Mondschein. "If I made a COLISEUM •: ' ergency Service NIGHTCLUB ai«. in U Tamantk Ifca.» Sluin. >A I9il0 . t,l0 92^3l733 STEVE'S • L,eneral Repair • Troubleshooting ROADSIDE • Oil Changes rnmiM.tuan imairar SERVICE • Discount Towing also / // work on your i ur MUST BE^OR OlDER L>nM(t' uhere if > [Hirkfii' IMI IWR ft SHNM HMW liM«il Phone 683-7306 Pager 740-3965

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MR. Fmm 342 W. Main St. Coaches not getting their due Kutztown. PA 19530 •continued from page 10 • them choose what to pay coaches, with­ (610) 683-7315 progress with the state system. out a rating or an evaluation is all too New coaches are often hired at a telling. Open 7 days 630AM 1100PM higher salary than some coaches that Deciding who gets paid what have more experience. Also, with the should be based on the merit of the pay-range scale, it is possible for a coach coach, and not whom the coach knows with an "excellent" rating to get less of or doesn't know. a raise than a coach with a lesser rating. Further information can be found at It seems to me that the state does not APSCUF's web-site (www.apscuf.com), Pregnant? want to get rid of the nepotism that sur­ and the State System's web-site rounds the hiring and firing. The stand (www.sshechan.edu). Both sites have that they take on their idea of institut­ "Coaches Update" on the main screen Free pregnancy tests. ing a pay-range scale, which would let of the page. Caring and confidential.

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