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Volume LXXVIII, Number 6 Tuesday, March 16, 1976 A Free Press Rally In Albany (March 16) February 25, 1976 TO: Members of the We Demand: Faculty FROM: Clyde J. Wingfield No Tuition No Cuts No Layoffs The CUNY Student Senate plans a rally Defend Open Admissions in support of the Uni­ versity's budget in Al­ bany on March 16. BUS RIDES May I suggest that you omit attendance Buses Leave at 8 a.m. on the date or other­ wise excuse those Return at 8 p.m. students who are par­ (Buses leave from 23rd Street Building) ticipating in Albany. For more irifoTrnatidn, call DSSG: 725-3377 ~ Student Government CUNY Legislation BILL NUMBER SPONSOR PROVISIONS Meeting A9102 introduced by Mr. Posner. Guarantees free tuition By ISRAEL VICENTE ings no later than 15 minutes and open admissions at The Student Government held into the hour of which the meet­ CUNY. a meeting Thursday during club ing was scheduled. Also, once hours in the Student Center to present, no member would leave A9796 vote on appropriations of funds before the meeting is officially Introduced by Mr. Posner. Institutes a minimum ap­ for the rally in Albany. over. This law, according to its propriation for CUNY It seemed as though this issue advocates woujd eliminate late­ assuring the same propor­ would never be discussed or ness, early dismissals and would tion of the total cty budget even mentioned. As the mem- allow the assembly to get some- be devoted to CUNY this bers-of- the Student Government ttving accomplished. year as fn past years. devoted a good deal of the after­ In theory, this motion ap­ noon to talks regarding punc­ peared both wise and auspi­ A9024 Introduced by Mr. Padavan Releases the matching tuality at meetings. cious. Also, there was no other S7071 In the Senate and Mr. fund money the State has The discussion revolved alternative offered. However, Esposito in the Assembly. reaped as a result of the around the possibility of adopt­ looking at it realistically the city's fiscal crisis and the ing a bylaw which would require assembly deduced that the law Co-sponsored by Messrs. each and every member of the could not be enforced because Flack, Hevesi, Lisa, H.J. city's subsequent cuts in DSSG to be present at the meet­ (Continued on Page 3) Miller, Stavisky and We- CUNY's budget. prin in the Assembly and Ms. Bellamy, Ms. Burstein Students Rally and Messrs. Bronston, Calandra, Conklin, Flynn, Outside BHE Meeting Gaiiber, Goodman, Ha3- 3y RICHARD WARREN they are attempting to c-'t away per;n, MarchL McGal!. On Monday, March 8th, thou­ our heart." Representative Her­ Meyerson, Moore, Owens sands of students rallied outside man Badillo (D-Bx) said, "Last and Stafford in the Senate. the public library on 42nd Street, year New York State was given across the street from a building aid by Congress, yet services A9850 Introduced by Mr. Landes. 1) Releases matching where the BHE was deciding still were cut. Congress wili not their fate. The BHE again post­ give New York any more aid un­ funds. poned making a decision, after til we are assured that our 2) Calls on Representatives Herman Badillo, essential services are not cut." to maintain present fund­ Bella Abzug, and Mario Biaggi Rep. Mario Biaggi (D-Bx.) stated, ing levels. testified against the cuts. "I am a member of Congress 3) Provides for an increase The crowd was very enthusi­ and a ranking member of the in State funding for 77-T8. astic as several speakers, mem­ Congressional Committee on 4) Mandates annual re­ bers of student government, Education. When we appropriate ports to AlbaYiy on admis­ PSC, students and congressmen funds from Washington, we do sion and retention of stu­ spoke. Representative Bella Ab­ not intend to have schools dents. zug (D-NY) spoke of "the neces­ altered." At one point he was in­ sity of taking this fight to the terrupted by chants, and one These bills can save Baruch. streets,-as was being done on student who had introduced Mr. this day. She also said. '^People Biaggi yelled, "Let the man fin-' Come to the rally and tell your have'talked about New York City ish his speech," to which Biaggi having a heart. With these cuts. (Continued on Pag» 3) legislators to vote for them. 'I Page 2 • The Ticker • Tuesday, March 16, 1976 Tuesday, March 16, 1976 * The Ticker • Page 3

less. This presents a tire viola­ tion in itself and the students Fire Safety are not granted the right to be Job Offers Pick Up IMPORTANT 4-nformed. All students (including veterans) who are interested in Lunch Hour -Also mXefyi&wed was /Mr. Investigation Fakas. head of Campers Plan­ A ray of hope — or just a The CRC Salary Survey, now l£urreni__, report is for women attending school during the summer semester must file an >4 By MAR JAR IE OXNARD getting organized, he looks«=at By JIM HEDGES ning. Mr. - Fakas stated^trrat^a!4 mirage? That's the big question in its sixteenth year, ib leased on candidates. At the bachelor's "Intent to Register" card with the registrar's office by May caught, woulyd^ be ^prosecuted One by one they pile into the his tray of food: half the soda •of the Baruch buildinjgs^afe surrounding employment* pros­ job offers, riot acceptances, level. Women have received 27% During the last few weeks to the fullest extent of the law." 1,1976. A current bursar's receipt must be presented. Due room — the room we ail know as spilled on the tray, the napkin rated class A — the highest- pects for this years college made to college^ students in more job offers than at the same fires have cropped up in the "Evacuation during the fires to possible space limitations, applicants should file the tenth floor cafeteria. He and straw gone, hjs sandwich classification.'' The building graduates, according to Law­ selected curricula and graduate point a year ago. while the num­ Main Building at 23rd Street and was very orderly, although some ASAP. waits on line, patiently, to buy messed. Taking one last look, which is most safe is 17 Lexing­ rence A. Lansner. career coun­ programs during the normal ber for men has decreased 20%. Lexington Avenue. Sources indi­ stragglers loitered in the lobby the food his stomach craves for. he sees that half the cafeteria ton Avenue, says Mr. Fakas. In seling and placement director at recruiting period. September 1 At the master's leveL the yplume Some women veterans who attended school under the cate that an arsonist has been at rather than leaving the building Then, he searches for a seat, has emptied out. that buildihgnhe Classrooms are Bernard-M. Baruch College, a to the end of June. Data are sub­ for women is up 36%; for men. it Gl Bill may be eligible for special payment. To qualify for work and Baruch authorities, in completely." According to Lin^ and finds it ... ten minutes Disgusted, he pays no notice the safest places to be when a participating institution in the mitted on ah ongoing basis by is down 13%. While offers to the payment, the female veteran must have been married conjunction with the police and den. there are naturally some later, at the other end of the to his returning appetite He at­ fire occurs because they are national Salary Survey con­ 159 colleges and universities women increased, they still while attending school during the period between June 1, 1 fire departments are trying to students and teachers who room. He makes his way across tacks another _;sandwich and show no interest at all in follow­ well-insulated. From now on. the ducted by the College Place­ throughput the United States for represent just 16% of the total at .1966 and October 24, 1972. During those years, female track down the pyromaniac to by stumbling through the crowd finds it tasty: not TiKe what he ing the regulations. "Apathy on building will be evacuated im­ ment Council. job openings in a broad range of the bachelor's level and 15% at prevent future fires from erupt­ veterans did not receive the additional allowances for a of people, tripping over feet and expected it to be. A friend or two the part of some students and mediately upon the sounding of Date just compiled by the functional areas except teach­ the master's. ing within the school. spouse that was given to male veterans who were chairs strung out in the aisle, comes around, and they begin faculty make some problems oc­ the first bell. Euery professor Council indicate the picture is - ing. Three reports are issued The humanities and social sci­ In order to gather all the facts married. Those female veterans, interested in the extra and tables in wrong places, talking. He does not realize how cur, but all in all the evacuation now hoids the responsibility of brighter now than only a few each year — in January. March, ences disciplines have experi­ pertaining to fires occurring $30 per month benefit, should contact the VAO, if you while trying to balance what's much time passed, and he con­ goes well., . . Some students are fire marshall to evacuate the stu­ months ago when CPC con­ and July. enced the greatest bachelor's- within the Baruch facilities. I in­ on his tray. By this time, he is tinues talking. The ten-to bell unaware that if-they loiter in the dents and escort them safely out ducted a similar survey. The As for the current picture, level decline in volume at 26%. qualify. terviewed Mr. Max Linden, chief exhausted, and has lost his rings, and he realizes he has. a lobbies or block the.exits during of the building. Campus prospects .still have a long way compared with last March, the Then comes the 23% drop in the VETERANS! AVOID STOP PAYMENT OF BENEFITS. of security and also the man appetite. class. He makes,his way out of a fire, charges can be brought Planning is trying desperately to to go. however, before they number of job offers reported for engineering curricula, followed YOU MUST COME INTO THE VETERANS' AFFAIRS OF­ whb coordinates the control of the cafeteria; he pauses to against them by my office. I install a public address system catch up with last year. And just bachelors-degree candidates is by the sciences with a 12% FICE TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE CERTIFIED. Another ten minutes pass the fire and the evacuation of down 16%. Master's volume has decrease and the business fields before he sees a seat. Again he listen: a noise — his stomach students until firemen arrive on don't want to do it but if it has to in 17 Lexington Avenue for the about everybody agreed that be done to"~assure the. safety of decreased 25% and doctoral with a 4% drop. Engineering stumbles through the mess. Fin­ grumbles (at the prices or the the scene. Mr. Linden stated that sole purpose of -alerting and in­ 1974-75 was a tough year for the students, then I will prose­ volume is off 32%. Although still and business disciplines still ac­ 3.9% since January for a total but the average starting salary ally, he's able to sit down. After fooch^he wonders). the so-called" arsonist, when structing students in the event finding a job. cute." The idea, says Mr. Lin­ on the negative side, these fig­ count for 89% of all the offers, increase of 8.4% since the close offer has gone up 7.2% to of an emergency. The good news is that the den, is to get out as fast as ures are a marked improvement reported. of last year. $1,763. On the other hand, the No building can be entirely general outlook appears headed possible without-panic. All of the over the picture in January Among types of employers, . Accounting, with little change chemistry volume has increased "fire-.safe" but with the recent in a positive direction. The puz­ buildings are fire-safe, accord­ firros in the business sector 22% but the dollar average is up Anderson's Paintings Powerful wave of fires, one questions if zling news is: what's happening when bachelor's volume was in volume of offers, has experi­ ing to Mr. Linden, and a// stu- down 37%. master's 33%. and (public accounting, banking- enced only a modest increase of only 1.5% to $1,525. By DIANA WILLIAMS the buildings are as safe as it is to job offers to engineers and to ce^fTtered. Mr. Ronald G. Pisano. liness, but the viewer pauses to dents will get ouVsafely when "a reported. doctoral 51%. finance-insurance, and mer­ 3.8% in dollar average. In the In Michael Anderson's paint­ master of business administra­ Director of—Exhibitions, is to be reflect a tableau scene and fire breaks in one of the build­ A fire drill has already been The big unknown, according chandising and services) have other disciplines, the dollar ings currently on exhibit in the tion candidates? congratulated for arranging this examines the accurately real­ ings. tried. As reported in an earlier to a CPC official, is whether this made approximately the same or averages remain about the same Greatest Student Center Alley Lounge, In November the Council provocative exhibit, sponsored ized square framed, sculptured issue, it w.as very successful and relative improvement is because slightly more job offers than in as in July or have increased light exists among the powerful Fire procedures are now sup­ asked employers for estimates Legacy by the Fine Arts Committee df subjects, such as in "Two Men more will occur during the employers are indeed making the same period last year. slightly. Dollar averages at the figures. Biit this illumination is posed to be posted in all class­ of the number of college gradu­ the Student Faculty Program Sleeping" and in "Four spring semester to attune the ates they would hire in 1975-76. more job offers than they had Of the manufacturing/indus­ bachelor's level range from a By STEVEN KOENIG peripheral in contrast to the iso­ Boand. O'Clock." The artist has an af­ rooms visible to both students and faculty. However, in room students—to the proper proced­ At that time, things looked best , planned to. or whether it is at­ trial categories, more job offers -high of S1.399 a month for petro­ This week I got a card in the lation one senses in viewing his Mr. Anderson received his un­ finity for windows and open 203, of the 17 Lexington Avenue ures to follow in the event of a for engineering and MBA candi­ tributable to timing of offers. Are have been made by automotive, leum engineering to a low of mail which madeVne very happy. work. dergraduate degree in physics doors. A paradox is created by Building, these procedures are fire. The official list of proced­ dates. But the offers appear" offers being made later this sea­ electrical machinery, research/- $715 a month for those students A reception on Wednesday. from MIT but his art sense pre­ the seeming outlet or escape I couldn't use it to buy anything posted on a waste paper basket ures appears in this issue. It is slow in materializing. son — too late to be reflected in consulting organizations, and graduating with humanities March 3rd, was extremely well- vailed, and he decided finally to and the intensity of his subjects and it didn't grant me entrance on the floor. It took me some advisable to "familiarize yourself The latest (March) CPC Salary CPC's early surveys? And. in the tire and rubber firms. Chemi­ majors. attended by a-majority of artists who might be reaching out look­ to an exclusive club, but it made study art seriously in Italy. A time to find this posted informa­ with them. Fires are no joke. Survey shows the number of of­ case of engineering and MBA cals/drugs have made about the At the masters-degree level, and friends, a smattering of stu­ ing beyond but making no con­ me feel very pleased with my­ Seventeenth-Century influence tion, and it really serves no pur­ fers in both engineering and disciplines, will the offers that same number of offers, while th,e - chemical engineering, with a dents, interested others. tact. A strange truth lies in the self. It was a Uniform Donor is apparent in the rather somber pose being posted where no one .were anticipated in the Fall remaining, seven manufactur­ 5.3% increase to $1,379, com­ Refreshments were served and haunting plentitude of impres­ MBA disciplines to be running Card. but dramatic quality of his work. can see it. Also, no mention is materialize eventually? ing/industrial categories "are conversation was lively and art- sions. well behind the figures of a year mands the top dollar average. I saw a poster in the subway The works have forceful lone- given as to which exit to use in a "Unfortunately, we won't down in volume.* ago. Volume in engineering at Next is the average for the MBA and jotted down the phone num­ fire. If it is this way in one ran­ know the answers until we do In terms of dollar averages, What is art? the bachelor's, level is down (technical background) category ber and called. A woman dom classroom, then it is possi­ our final Salary Survey in July." petroleum engineering tops the How do we feel it? 23% and in the two MBA cate­ at $1,328, about the same as last thanked me for calling and said ble that more classrooms have bachelor's list with a gain of Student Gov't Meeting What is it? gories rt "\s off even more — 49% the CPC official stated. "There year's close.. Historically, how­ my cards w"ould be coming in the same "non-visibility" or even 8.6% since the end of the 1974- — A magical substance . for candidates with a technical are reports from the field that ever, salary offers to . MBA's the mail. (Contkiumd from Page 1) enough students take the time 75 season. The other engineer­ there was really no way to keep Often a mingling of undergraduate degree and 36% the number of interviews is hold­ begin moving up after mid-year. Along with the cards came a to see how they're being repre­ ing up but that employers are ing • dollar averages at the anyone from leaving the meet­ minds/spirit.- for those with a non-technical At the doctoral level, only two brochure answering many im­ sented. "The student body." delaying decisioirsfbn job offers. bachelor's level have increased ing. There were no formal sanc­ says Lester Petrosky. assembly­ Horseback Riding background. In other disci­ disciplines have received suffi­ portant questions. The Donor Why are you here? So. it is still too early to draw from 4% to just under 7% since tions that could be inflicted on man of-the DSSG. "should see plines, however, the latest CPC cient offers to make analysis Card is "an instant will." enabl­ For food! By CAROL MARANO conclusions." July. Chemistry has realized one.. persons who transgressed the how members of the DSSG who CUNY Association of Wri­ findings generaiiy support em­ meaningful. Chemical engineer­ ing you to donate any or ai". Spiritual or physical: in a weathered tenement on The brightest- picture in the of the largest gains, moving up bylaw. claim to represent them actually ting Supervisors announces ployer estimates made last Fall. ing volume has decreased 35% parts of your body. YOJ ca~ more? 's West Side, there is After motions were literally represent them, i think the its first CUNY-CAWS Essay donate "(a) any needed organs A find thread of existence a riding academy that stables thrown all over the floor, assem­ DSSG should be more visible to Contest! Cash prizes will be or- parts, (b) only- the following lingers more than a hundred saddle the student bodv." awarded; open to all lower- blyman Ureil Joseph initiated When such a group melds horses. Riders from all over New organs or parts — specify classmen. Topic: any aspect the talks on the Albany rally with congenially York come to ride at Claremont, For Your Own Good which, or, (c) my body for ana-' of the City University. Dead­ Essay Contest a touch of unsophisticated but BHE Rally On the opening exhibit of which offers a choice of bridle tomical study if needed." All you desperately needed humor. line is March 20, 1976. Return By DEAN SELMA BERROL School to which you belong. (Continued from Page 1) Michael Anderson. paths in Central Park, or the need is two witnesses to sigr. Rather than say that the rally all entries to the English Greetings and apologies! (BA - Room 1521. 17 Lexington By e. iangstaff U.N. employees.) The New York replied. "It's all right, they're convenience of their indoor ring. the card with you. would cost $6,000. he said. "The The oil paintings, sketches Department c/o Prof. Crane, Greetings because this is the Avenue; BBA — Room 902. East Library, ext. 3112 Public Library has a collection cheering. I'm with them." Goins. On Saturday, February 28, Clare­ If you change your mind, all rally would cost 6.000 buses." a freshman at Medgar Evers. and water colors wiJJ be on 360 PAS - 18th floor. first "For Your Own Good" col­ 26th Street: BS in Education. — Question: Does the library of the U.N. documents you might mont held its annual show, you have to do is rip up the Evidently Uriel felt that the at­ made one of the best speeches. exhibit in the Alley Lounge umn to appear this term arid 10th Floor. 315 PAS). have anything I can use in writ­ wish to explore. where equestrians of all ages card. There can be no possible mosphere was in need of his He said. "They want more through March. apologies for not having written Some of you may be having ing my Student Government (Continued on Pmge 7) Question: I was kind of think- conflict between saving your life humor. A while later, he was money for cars and housemaids. one earlier. With that out of the difficulty with a course. If so. Essay? ing about students' attitudes and using your .body for trans- asked—how—roucta—wou4d- «aoh- -T-bey want all the luxuries of iiie- way. let me say thatl hope~ycuJ~ before you consider resigning, Answer: It's not so -much a toward student government, plant. Doctors having an interest bus cost. "Each bus," he said, but they won't give us what we are having a good semester so go see the Department of Com­ question of an/thing as of which - which is an aspect of Topic in the transolantV'do not partici­ "would cost S3." need. ' Israel Cruger of the PSC far and that the rest of'the aca­ pensatory Programs which has items in the library are best for Two. How can the library help pate in decisions^regarding the called Kibbee's report "A pack demic year will go well for you. tutoring and remedial work­ your purpose. The library has Once the discussion was on me? donor until after death is pro­ of lies." Now to business. Several of shops, in many subjects. That books, periodical articles, chap­ the floor, the assembly pro­ Answer: Two ways. It has nounced." The large turnout was neces­ the deadlines that are important same department offers study ters in books dealing with ceeded and voted to appropriate materials on questionnaire-mak­ It is estimated that five million sary, considering the grateness to students have already passed labs which are very helpful. If broader topics, bibliographies, transportation money. This ing and even some samples in people must sign and carry of the threatened cuts. While and I hope you have been aware you are havmg difficulty, the government documents and the debate, unlike the previous one, the ERIC system and in books. donor cards in order to obtain colleges are overcrowded as it of them. It is now too late to following information may paper indexes to a computer consumed very little time. The transplants for the more than is, Kibbee proposes merging request a-PassFail grade in a remind you to register for such a based information system called Question: When I want a book importance of the rally was quite G)Q0E> ©9D8B&S v 600 people in the New York John Jay with Baruch, Hostos course and too late to apply for lab next term: ERIC. or article on my topic, what do I obvious, and so there was really Metro area who need them. with Bronx Community, eliminat­ The Department of Sociology and Anthropology is very much Interested a make-up. On the other hand, WHO SHOULD TAKE look under as subject heading? nothing to discuss. All that was If you; would like to become a ing Richmond and converting In finding; out what courses you need, or would like to take, next Fall. however, a most important dead­ A STUDY LAB? Question: How do I find what I Answer: Professors Allan needed was a count of the potential donor, or want more - York and Medgar Evers into line is yet to come. April 1st is 1. Any student who has less want? Weiner. Stefan Harrow and votes. And that was almost in­ (Sociology majors, as you know, must take Soc 4032 (Research Methods), information, call the Kidney two-year colleges. Kibbee also the last day to resign from than a "C" average. . Answer: There is no one way. Spencer Means are working on stantaneous. Soc 4037 or 4038 (a Theory course), and an Anthropology course, in Foundation at 683-8018. Or walk, proposes an end to Open Ad­ classes. This is true whether you 2. Any student whose reading Books are identified through the GUIDES TO INFORMATION There was only one vote in it's good for you, to 432 Park missions. Also, this would result addition to 15 hours (five courses) In advanced Sociology.) are resigning from one class or score indicates a need (as card catalog (7th floor), pamph­ SOURCES to h&lp you. Mean­ opposition. John McGovern, Avenue South. in an end.to the liaison between We can't promise to offer everything you want; but would rather have all classes. If it is one class, you shown by the designation CED lets and clippings in the Vertical while, see what you can find in who voted against it, contested "Give a little of yourself. Hostos and nearby Lincoln some Idea of your needs and interests than none at all. may apply at the Registrars Of­ on the beige program card). File, chapters in books and peri­ the Library of Congress List of that although the DSSG must Leave behind the greatest Hospital being, destroyed. fice (2nd floor. 24th Street) and 3. Any student who has been odical articles are located by us­ Subject Headings (at the card vote on the appropriations legacy of .all." SOC. COURSES I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE NEXT FALL: Soc 1005 Soc 4032 unless you are a new freshman, out of school for an extended ing the special indexes to them catalog. 7th floor and reference before it becomes official, they The main point made by all on probation, have been .given period and feels a need for (6th floor). desk. 6th floor). have been completely excluded speakers is the necessity for all students to stick together to Soc 4037 or 4038 , Others: permisssion to carry more th-an refresher help in study skills. Question: Doe£ the library TYPING from the rally. He indignantly Send your questions in to fight, the cuts, which would 17 credits or have already ac­ 4. Any student with specific have everything I need for my argued that the student govern­ ANTHRO COURSES I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE NEXT FALL: Axtt lOOl Essay Contest Column, TICKER. AND result in students losing an op­ cumulated 14 credits of "W" deficiencies in his or her high research? ment has not been aware of the All questions will be answered rally until recently and, there­ portunity.to an education which grades, you may drop the course school background, for exam­ Answer: That depends on CLERICAL either in TICKER or by mail. fore, should not allocate the is necessary for them to better Others: you wish, except that you. may ple. GED or Foreign students your topic. You may have to visit 3 days, 3 hrs. money. ""• - themselves economically. One not drop Communication Skills. whose schools offered no back­ the archives of another unit of $4°

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Gene Chandler. Time as running out and I began to worry. The mm&mm Teffi jockey was playing my favorite songs, like nurnber , five, to the Vets "Sherry" by the Four Seasons and number three, "Locomo­ editor tion" by Little Eva. But, at 11:40, Poet's Corner F.S. (Freshman Seminar) at its Best. I was getting more and more up­ THINKING - Voice set. I heard the other G.l.s leav­ A way up in the darkest night Box 9C ing the barracks so they can "be As I lay here is heard the sound of motionless, By JOHN REID be my eyes Dear Editor there" at MIDNIGHT, fvly last Thinking of you. But back at Baruch in 1-7-5-0 EDITORIAL BOARD for just a second When even Time Mag wags its THE EXPERIENCE THAT feeling of confidence was shat­ Always you are on my mind. . ~-y Lies John and his bunch of pests. Richard Rodriguez . Editor-in-Crt*af see yourself tongues about how discrimina­ LEFT ME DRINKING tered when he played, number I think of you an the day. Joseph Suarez .. Managing Eu .or, : as I see you tion — discrimination against My first shot of scotch. I was two, "Strangers on The Shore" I dream of you in the night. I try to humor these unfortunate beings, Robert Galliano Associate Editor' vacant man the poor, against non-whites, eighteen when my Travis Air by Acker Bilk. You are in me. ..—----- but fail, why can't I get through? EDITORIAL STAFF . with inner feelings against other burgeoning minor­ Force Base G.I. friends invited At 11:59 p.m. I was completely You have put a spell on me. Then I find the long lost answer which is, Jim Hedges News Editor' walking slowly ities, against women — is insti­ me to loin "their night out" in sober, although I put away a My soul wants you forever you'd be whaco in this group too. Linda Pacheco - Feature Editor' within a body Richard Warren Assistant Editor tutionalized in our nation, it is a San Francisco (forty miles from pint of scotch. The barracks was My minds needs you forever Karen L. Kahn Music Editor shame to, be silent about what Travis). ' . . almost empty. And I was pissed- And I desire you, intensely. be my mind It's not that they're dumb, Ara Sadaniantz Science Editor', has already begun to happen That fall night of November off to say the least. Then I heard, for a longer time just plain stupid I declare. Bruce Meyers... - - Secretary. and.what will happen especially 1962, windy and rainy, was a "OT Lang Syne." It was-January As I here than a second or a day They think they're funny at times, Rudolph Sanday Sports Editor' if we all keep the silence so well "serious high" for me, but just 1, 1963 and I was lonely as hell. I Thinking of you. see where you are so big John plays his trump, here at the City University, another girl-chasing "gig" for wished that the number one NEWS STAFF I remember the past without you in relation to me in this crummy little dump, and proposes which has been, since I returned the others, who were in their song, "Twist" by Chubby And cry of joy that you are here now to bring us some wine. N^ to New York City to teach here mid-twenties. G.I. buddy, Mau­ Checker went to hell- be my body Bob Lipson - '. Staff Writer I look further into the future moving closer :% in 1970, open to all, not just rice Battle, who was demoted Within a few minutes, my bit­ And am frightened that you will be gone ^ Now you have these bunch/of whinos, Carol Targum r..' Feature Writer those who could afford it, for beating a master sergeant, terness turned, to vengeance. My to something I'm l ^Steven Korth Arts & Theater Like all the others. -vT% and John who is leader-ef the pack, because it didn't cost anything, said to me, "Hey, Reid, you first resollutioh was to get my afraid to say ^says: "Let's play a quiz game" to amuse ourselves, CONSULTANTS and not just to those whose know, this is bad" (meaning own car. I saw the- lady Stuart E. Bloom Business Manager [As I lay here . ~ and the drunkards-ask Rob for the facts. strictly academic credentials put good). These dudes were hit and I, thus, learned my, lesson all inside me r Thinking of you. _"-. feeling happy REPORTERS them into a bracket roughly missing girls so fast, it would about some G.I. buddies. I also I wonder what you think, of me So I oblige this class of nerds, Louis Corradi, Louise Sunshine, Dan Lewis, Carmen Perez, Larry corresponding to middle and "make your head swim." Good know that I had an experience about using my charm and my wit, , upper on the money scale, but what you f$el for me today Warshawski. Diana Williams, John Reid. pr bad, that sure wasn't g6od. that left me drinking,.forever. what you see in me So what happens, anyone, anyway, who lives (i.e:, Anyway, I put away almost a pint TERR! COLLINS Published weekly during un* school.year by Ticker Association of ttie Bernard M. Baruch College [Will we be united? Al and Mark, and Mark and Melissa, of the City University of New York. Address all communications to TICKER- Box 9C. 137 East 22nd pays taxes> here. In fact, the of Johnnie Walker Red and I 1 1 I hope ... I wish all start to take a fit^ oh shit. Street. Mew York. NY. 1001O — Room 307. Student Center. Columns arid editorials do not neces service — the education — the knew I wouldn't "get it up," sarity represent the opinion of the entire TICKER staff. Ticker Association, the College, or the Uni­ R.E.S.U.M.E. '3ut before we think too much versity. Copyright ' 1»76 Tidier Association. city university provides is a gov­ much less "get it on." 11 love you. Do you? But Rob's no fool, he went to school ernment service and the fate of Before I knew it, we were on By BERNADETTE LYNCH planning to make his move you see, the school is being dragged our way back to the base. Battle, Due to the now-recovered ill­ Fabienne Mezei He's in the corner like the doctor ordered along with that of municipal driving eighty miles an hour in a ness of our Club President, fooling around with Ivy. - services in general, in this time forty mile an hour zone and Helen Sallop, and the general POEM FOR MATANYA of retraction and repudiation. damn near drunk, said, "We're lack of available means of Well that's about it I must admit, What is less often remembered, gonna do this thing again."' communication here at Baruch, can see_you now Grown up so let's drink to prosperity, however, is that the City Uni­ Johnson, who was sitting in the we are having a late start this as a child , ••"'the two of us Z- John's been cool and so were the fools, versity is connected to a net­ back seat with me, said, "That's term. For this I apologize. excited excited in the class of 1-7-5-0-B. work of social and humane serv­ cool, how about New Year's We are a women's group Waiting to open your Waiting to open up ices .greater than Mew York first present • -Your first . . . Eve?" Battle, Richards and organized with the aspiration of By Robert Solomowitz City's. The City University is Johnson, who chanced letting forming a Women's Center at And me so thrilled to get it the joy on your face above all an institution of learn­ me pal around, though I was a Baruch. Our weekly meetings the joy on your face makes me cry ing and we need to remember its minor, decided to "meet me" in are concerned with sharing ex­ .makes me cry For we've" both lost it - place among all other institu­ the barracks at 11:00 p.m., periences and information in the for I've lost that youth and we cry tions of higher learning in this December* 31. ~ hope of assisting one another together country. Of all of them, the City That night I wore my best suit with the general difficulties fac­ you and me. University, of New York is the with an old turtle-neck sweater. I ing us either here at Baruch or STEVEN KOEN1G only institution whose working was nearly high already when I in "our personal environments. "Constitution" so closely resem­ decided to turn on KYA*radio If you have not had the oppor­ bles our nation's original. While' and listen to the top 10 hits of tunity of meeting the other mem­ xai other schools around the coun­ T962. bers of R.E.S.U.M.E., "please at-" THE NATIONAL POETRY try may have more innovative The time was 11:10 p.m. The" tend our meeting on Thursday, PRESS announces its SPRING and open educational policies disk jock said, "it's number nine March 18, at 12:00 noon in the Advice To The Loveworn COMPETITION. Any collage and practices in a more strictly that's just so fine, in '62 and just" 26th Street Bldg., Room 814. We student is eligible to submit his academic sense, the more ex­ verse, but shortsr works arm for you." I was anything but fine also request the presence of all Dear Crabby; one I'd bring it to) is not in the my stick while I'm driving. I'm no would ultimately lead to perimental of. these is usually as he played "Duke of" Earl" by our active members. prefer red. Thoro is no limitation the most costly, which is hardly For some strange reason, ! skills of driving, (as I appear to prude but she keeps me shifted marriage. I enjoy classical as to form or thorns. radical, and usually the most have this incredible compulsion be quite competent) but rather in high gear the whole time and music, ballet, opera, and art. My Fact) poom must bo sub­ choosy, as far as credentials to make it with a T.A. coke bot­ in who I drive with. If you're i find it extremely hard to drive problem is that I can't seem to mitted typed or printed on a and connections are concerned. tle. This behavior is motivated wondering what this is ail that way. What can ! do to get attract any guys. separate sheet of paper, and The City Unversity is a demo­ by, in my opinion, the fact that leading to, it's plain and simple: her to stop? Signed must include the student's cracy crumbling fast. If we care, Announcements no one believes that Steve The Facts—1. I love to drive. 2. Signed Charlotte name and address, as well m% Moritz exists. In addition, I will The car is a Mustang with an Boyfriend of Mustang Sally we must see that we are letting The next Mathematics Place- NO STUDENT PRESENTLY RE- the name and address of the send all- future inquiries to 212 automatic transmission. 3. It has it. Or begin to speak out about rnent Examination will be giveTt^s-GlSTERED FOR ANY MATHE- Sorry Charlotte, college. Entrants should also Community so that they could bucket seats and the stick is on Dear B.O.M.S. ':• it. Restore Open Admissions and on Wednesday, April 7, 1976 and MAT1CS COURSE MAY TAKE College guys don't want girls include the name of his[her kick Steve's ass and leave me the floor. 4. My most frequent Schmuck///// WHY DO YOU save Free Tuition! Thursday, April 8, 1976. THE PLACEMENT TEST. English Instructor. .ajoufi, passenger is my nymphomaniac WANT HFR jaSXQB-2-2 with good taste; they want girls ^ Ann •stuednts Students plarrTTlrig^to~Ta1 room. of Oak Lounge 10-12 am. Com­ ing. Cheryl was asked by an in­ Friday when she went to return everywhere and there was noth­ the whole matter. I feel that the 2) All other students: the book and asked about the ing else she could do. librarian should tell students BARUCH 'I f^ * I recently received a. certifi­ Students in this category munity Seudah (meal): At Hillel Dear Crabtoy; structor to get a book for the notice she was told that she Cheryl felt that there was an that a bdbk cannot be taken WRIT GOES II IE 11 HO CISSEO II8IS? REtEIM LIES THE BNKMOWN TIUTKM 12-2 pm. 144 E. 24_St., 2B Rabbi My problem is driving me course. Rather than paying an cate of graduation, or should I should take the placement test "must payl'' By this time Cheryl injustice done to her and from the library over night. Fur­ say an archaic form letter, which only if: Neil Seigel, Director. crazy, no pun intended. The outrageous'fee for the book, she problem (and you're the only went into the reserve library and was fundus and told the libra­ deci(Jed to take further action. thermore, I was looking through WHO TOOK YOUR MONEY? labelled the said graduate as 1) They plan to take Mathe­ THE PAPEIS T08K Tilt HIRCr » SIMS I CI. Tltft -.}* MONEY!* WHY WINKflELO STOOD IT.' took the book out. The librarian rian that she wouldn't pay any­ She notified Dearr-Gregor and the handbook and I came across male. I wrote MrTLewis Temares matics at Baruch College, and 2) I'm a lonely inmate without took her I.D. card and Cheryl thing until everything was explained the situation to him, nothing about the policies and a letter concerning this dis­ They have not yet taken any family or friend. Iwish sincerely asked her it that was all. To cleared. The librarian hostilely hoping that through the dean; procedures of the re&erve graceful piece of paper and re­ Mathematics Course here..and to correspond with broadminded ANNOUNCEMENT replied, "I have your I.D. card the library's inconsiderate treat­ library. I want to make sure that ceived no response concerning ROMANCE LANGUAGE which the librarian replied, 3) They have not taken 21*2 and free thinking people of all "Yes.'* and if you don't pay I'll turn it ment will be nullified. Dean Gre-. such information will be in­ the matter. years of mathematics Jn High intellects. Will answer all letters. BICENTENNIAL over to the Bursar's and you'll gor was not able to avail the cluded in the handbook.*' I believe that it is time for the School (including intermediate I'm Italian, 21, 5'8", 165 lbs, CELEBRATION All this occurred on Tuesday of last week. Everything was fine receive no credit for this semes­ situation. He claimed that the Chery* also said that "this is women of this college to make algerbra) or an equivalent re­ black hair, green eyes. THURSDAY, WARCH 18 ter." library was concerned with "setr not the? first time this has hap­ themselves heard. Although medial mathematics sequence at 12-2 P.M. until three days later / when Joseph Bretti Cheryl received a npticeC|nJthe ting a precedent. If they par­ pened to a student. I want to your education may be equal to a Community College (check 137-453 FACULTY LOUNGE, 24th St. doned Cheryl, they would have make myself heard so that no that of the malestudents, it is with Math Dept.) EVERYBODY INVITED mail claiming that the book was Cheryl argued that there were Box 787, no signs anywhere that listed to pardon thousands of other other student experiences the worthless if it is not recognized. NOTE:NO STUDENT MAY RE­ overdue and that an overdue fee Lucasvilte Prison. of $3 was owed. At this point the library's procedure, nor did studerYts who might come. humiliation I have experienced." Sharon Broner TAKE THE PLACEMENT TEST. Lucasville, Ohio, 45648 X

Tuesday, March 16, 1976 • The Ticker • Page 7 Page 6 • The Ticker •Tuesday, March 16, 197C rolls of Kodacolor and flashes. son with the horse's outside Movie Review: As in every show, there were "the shoulder. The riders were then B.T.O.: Horseback Riding share of unexpected accidents. instructed to do a figure-eight at but nothing serious. Horses the canter, observing lead (CoaUmfd from Pmgm 3) there was jumping competition, have personalities as unique-as changes. This simply means that Grey Gardens competed for ribbons and tro­ where riders took their mounts our own, and they get nervous the. horse is cantering with his +~ &•»!* Alive And Kicking Grey Gardens phies. r over fences as high as three and on big days. So a small thing outside leg leading, to insure RiHinn io rnrmt i By LOUIS CORRADI conditions, while still others use By L. PACHECO rt^The lidei with the -Kke the flash of a bulb or the balance. It is ^combination of children, and there were more - Over the last two. years, CB it just to talk to a fellow hobby­ most perfect form over the hur­ waving of a hand could spook: the horse's training and the rid­ young competitors than any°ne radix* has gained immense popu­ ist. Grey Gardens, a 96 minute dles, as well as having the horse these sensitive ' animals, and er's ability which make a win­ else. Children as young as ten The Management Soci­ larity and the hobby continues C.W. McAH's current hit song, peek into the lives of Edith in control was awarded the blue, cause the unsuspecting child a ning team. The lucky young lady rode in their miniature eques­ ety presents Dr. Per rone to grow more each day. CB, "Convoy," tells of how truck Bouvier Beale and her daughter, or first place ribbon. minor mishap. Fortunately the <*who performed this task so well trian apparel, and made for a which stands for either civilian drivers have been using CB Edie, will be a bore to watch at Most impressive were the pri­ only real damage is to the was awarded a championship and Dr. Greger of SPS. delightful show. Competition is band or Citizen's band, requires radio to notify other truckers of first. But, later, after mulling vately owned horses and: their child's pride, for a fall is immedi­ ribbon and trophy. They will hold a lecture in groups, called classes, and ate disqualification from win­ an FCC (Federal Communica­ state troopers' speed traps and over it, the viewer will un­ riders, for these animals are Claremont Riding Academy is and mini-lab demonstra­ the size of these classes range ning a ribbon. tions Corri'mission) license to traffic jams. doubtedly appreciate it Tm- treated royally and their appear­ open seven days a week, and tion on Human Relations from three to eight. For the Operate, but most of the new en­ Here is a list of some of the mensely. ances reflect the care taken.. In a children's horsemanship the fee to rent a horse for an Training in . Industry. sensitive youngsters, a class of trees into thejield do not bother most commonly used CB terms One man rode his chestnut event, the winner of each class hour is $9.60. It is located on Thursday, March 18, 1976 Tfvis movie shows how the two three will award three ribbons. obtaining one. This can result-in and phrases. self-made recluses lead their Arabian to victory in a "Park stayed on to compete in the 89th Street, between Amsterdam at 12(15 p.m. in Rm. 114 -X This is a preventative for too a sizeable fine by the FCC and, Ears — a CB unit Hack" class, where the horse is championship. In this class, and Columbus Avenues. It lives. It is completely spon­ many tears. Children are asked (24th Sq in some cases, the-confiscation Stick — an antenna judged for his manner of going, each rider is asked to perform would be a delightful way to taneous, and the movie crew to ride their horses at a walk, of one's radio. Applications for Handle — nickname or rather than the horseman's independently, and follow the , spend a Sunday afternoon for became a part of the lives of trot, and canter, and are some­ licenses can be obtained at any code name skills. judges' orders. Riders were in­ anyone who enjoys horses and these two women. times asked to reverse their FCC office; the cost is four dol­ On the side — Just There were chairs set up for structed to trot their horses in a Jhe outdoors, and now that the direction, always in the direction lars, but one must be prepared listening, not broadcasting At first glance, Edith and Edie spectators, and of course the figure-eight, observing dia­ finer weather is upon us, more to which the judges are faced. to wait about six weeks for the 10-4 — O.K. or appear to be mentally^ill, living usual mommies, and daddies gonals. This indicates the rider's and more horse-lovers will be For more experienced riders, application to be processed due message received in a 28 room mansion in East were present, along with several rising to the trot (posting) in uni­ riding in Central Park. . to the 300,000 other applications 10-20 -— location Hampton infested with fleas, they receive each month- 70-36 — time. cats, and cat droppings. The mansion is literally falling apart- Then one must learn the tech­ Some of the FCC regulations nical jargon such as the Ten- and overgrown with foliage. It is are: No profane language on the a shambles. The women live Quality you can trust .s. Codes and must pick a handle air; No clogging channels; No or nickname for himself. This most of their lives on the porch conversations about illegal ac­ and in theirt bedroom, oc­ reporter operates a CB rig and- tivity. rny handle is the Sledgehammer casionally venturing Into the kit­ scarf. She always wears a scarf Albert Maysles, Ellen Hovde and broadcasting from Bay Ridge, An excellent book which can chen and dining area. or towel wrapped rightly around Muffie Meyer. Susan Froemke is Brooklyn. • answer many questions about Their lifestyle is simple. There her head. I still wonder "if she the Associate Producer. The Texas Instruments electronic calculators, There are twenty-three chan­ CB radio is entitled "A Realistic are few of the trappings of the has any hair. Maysles brothers are also the nels oh the*^e band. Each Guide to CB Radio," which can very rich, which they are. (Yes, Very obvious are thecameramen . They all spent a channel is used for communica­ be purchased at any Radio they are relatives of Jackie O.) hostilities - expressed by Edie. month visiting the Beales before Shack electronic store. starting on the movie so that alt More math power for your money tion except for nine, which is Edith spends half her time in a She blames her mother for her used only in emergencies- Uses To all my fellow CB broad­ towel, while Edie Junior wears failure to be a successful would feel "at home" with them of the CB vary with the owner. casters this is .the Sledge­ costumes such as a turtleheck actress or singer, or dancer, and and their equipment Some are used in private busi­ hammer giving you threes, and (this is the summer, too), shorts, to get married. Edith takes these The Maysles came up with the You need math, power, no matter what your Special function keys include square root, ness such as tow trucks, etc.; may all your ups and downs be fishnet stockings over the accusations lightly. When Edie idea for the movie from Jackie major. And TI puts more math power at square, reciprocal, raise a displayed num­ and some use it to help them between the sheets good, bud­ shorts, a towel or piece of cloth threatens to leave, her mother Onassis and Lee Radziwill while your fingertips more economically. Why TI calculators are quick ber to a power (yx), raise "e" to,a power find out about road and safety dies. wrapped around her waist and a says, "So leave." After a while, attempting to make a film about How can TI give you greater value? The and easy to use. (ex), logs and natural logs. nobody takes Edie seriously ex­ their youths. The Rad- answer lies beneath the keyboard. There, All TI calculators described here use Automatic constant, independent mem­ // cept Edie herfself. ziwill/Onassis deal fell through, major technological advances have algebraic entry. This allows you to ory, fuir-floating decimal, and scientific "Behind The Lines If this movie had a script then but Grey Gardens, for love of I would put that down. The gossip, if anything, appears to achieved greater and greater power at key-in a problem just as you would notation. Replaceable batteries (AC adap­ By BOB LIPSON talking with , author, rubbed out, or a place crashes, dialogue is horrendous. Also, it be a future success. lower and lower costs. state it... in the same^natural manner ter optional)... $39.95*. I just caught the eomeback ol. and 51 st stater Jimmy Breslin. Breslin explained. . is torture trying to understand in which you think. No system is one ot my favorite television pro­ Actually Bresfin called the Breslin, an afficianado of the the women.- "Fheir speech is easier to masterl SR-50Aand grams. "Behind The Lines,'' program "Behind the Bar," be­ ways and means of the borough terrible. So, too, is the sound, so aired Wednesday evenings over cause that's where they talked. of , compared the area to if you're planning to see this TI-1200 and SR-51A... non-commercial WNET/V3, The location was Gibby's Bar at the racially battle-fatigued movie, you'd better learn lip featured host Harrison Salisbury I 64th Place and Myrtle Avenue in slide-rule Southie part of Boston. Glendale reading. TI-1250... calculators. Glendale, Queens. ---- residents are very worried about There is no cast so to speak. reafquality in They talked about the working "keeping Sonny Liston out of The directors are David and. TI-2550-II... class bar population's attitudes low-cost calculators The SR-50A solves their daughter's classroom," pm a versatile By JIM HEDGES on the press, race, and the said he. with replaceable powerhouse with complex scientific cal­ Linda Ronstadt's latest album alienation that this white en­ PEfM/VLVAniA UJHITEIUATEP ftAFTIflG batteries. memory. culations as easily as is entitled "Prisoner In clave has suffered at the hands The talk was an interesting simple arithmetic. Alge­ half hour. 'Behind The^-ines' Disguise," (Asylum). It is not as of the press, because no middle The TI-1200 gives you per­ braic entry system with class journalist working for a^ has been exploring the "whys APRIL II -14 / |39 This eight-ounce, 8- dynamic as her "Heart Like a centages at the touch of a sum-of-products capability. Wheel" album but it still is wor­ Manhattan daily is going to and wherefores of journalism's Incl: trans, 3ats aecon, 6 IMOM, raft loo digit portable does strengths and weaknesses for key, has an automatic con­ percentages auto­ The SR-50A performs all thwhile to listen to. "Love is a travel to the boondocks of Glen­ caH: /UH COftCtPT/ Ml TIMiWi 838-900* classical slide-rule calculations —roots, Rose," on side one, has a very dale, unless some mobster is the past 4 seasons. stant in the four basic func­ matically, and has a tions for performing repetitive calcula­ four-key memory powers, reciprocals, factorials, common poetic and catchy meter and is and natural logarithms and their inverses, one of the best songs on the; tions, full floating decimal, and 8-digit system. album as far as Linda's singing_ display. You can carry it to class or lab in trigonometric (RJIL,—cos,—tan) and hyper - Science—keys, too. Reciprocals, squaresT bolic (sinh, cosh, tanh) functions and their mcerrred. The song, which pocket, purse, or briefcase...$12.95*. (AC .square roots, and a reverse to invert frac­ was written by Meil Young, sums adapter optional.) inverses —all in full-floating decimal point up a strong indication of what tions and recall next-to-last entry. Auto­ or in scientific notation. The versatile elec­ matic constant in all four basic functions love is in the very first stanza —! The TI-1250 does everything the TI-1200 tronic memory allows data to be stored "Love is* a rosefBut you better1 and a two-place or full-floating decimal. and retrieved or added to memory... 1 does-plus a full-function, four-key mem­ not pick it/It only grows/when Rechargeable batteries and AC...$49.95*. $79.95*. it's on the vine." ory. You also get a change-sign key...all Linda's version of James for $18.95*. (AC adapter optional.) The SR-51A performs all classical slide- Taylors "Hey Mr. That's Me Up rule functions, then goes on to statistical On the Jukebox" is handled weir functions. Such as mean, variance, and as is "The Tracks of MY Tears,"* T1-1500... SFM6-H... standard deviation. Factorials, permuta­ which was written in part by great looks, great multifunction tions, slope and intercept. Trend line Smokey Robinson and is^curren- performance. And scientific *m~*mm analysis. And there is a random number tly her latest single oh the it's rechargeable. generator as well as 20 preprogrammed charts.. calculator. conversions and inverses. The SR-51A "Heat Wave," which did not A crisply styled~por­ This portable wizard allows decimal selection of from 0 to 8 do as well on the charts as plan­ table with percent will not only whip > W ^(W ^P' ^^^^Ht. places and has three user-accessible mem­ ned, is a good vehicle for Linda NATIONAL ORC.ANI/A TION IOR T HI Rl I ()RM No. Nothing is ever "almost tegaL" Especially <» MARIIl'ANAlAWS , through mere arith­ ories... $119.95*. but at times it seems as if she is 7317 M STtECt. N.W. WMhSMMtTON. 0 C 20037 key, full-floating dec­ singing above her level in order marijuana. Last year alone 420,000 people were imal, automatic con­ metic but also to be: heard over the music arrested for marijuana offenses. Of those,90% were • I «iKk>«e$15.00membership ft*. (Students and Military $1 0 00 , stant in the four through complex 'mm tf»#• ' A lasting investment in the future, a TI which is a bit too loud. for simple possession. • I'm aoc J joiner b*t I would still like to help with a contribution technical problems. calculator will not only serve you well as SesK* along the folknrists NOR ML items All the proceeds from their basic functions, and The song which truly shows But now a growing number of Americans are sale go. toward f«rthrring the fight. an easy-to-read 8- , Solves sum-of-prod- you work toward your degree...but will Lindas style is "Silver Blue." thinking seriously about changing the present mari­ digit display. ucts or quotient-of- stay with you as you pur- f—[ Q The cut is very soft and beautiful STICKERS i « fo r 11 00 — STAMPS « SI 00 p»r Sr»»t sums without re-entering^ intermediate sue your career. See them juana laws. In fact, sorhe laws have already been -T SHIRTS 0 t* 10 «ch The TI-1500 slips neatly into pocket or and Linda does a fantastic job » M L XL results or rewriting the problem for se­ wherever quality calcula­ changed. The state of Oregon has successfully .T-SHIRTS *S4U wk pufse, operates on rechargeable batteries with it COI D MARUL A\'A quential operation. tors are sold. -»—*•——L XL - On the whole, the album is de-criminalized the personal use of marijuana. The I KAFPINS* SI 00«Kb and AC...$29.95*. Pi VMI >I1976 Texas Instruments Incorporated INCORPORATED -J and that coupled with Linda begun. Become partof that change.Help us help you. .»T*T»« RonstedtVimq)f|g«04aJent make it an excellent ». r>urh.

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BX^ov^i Shoot, Slide, Serve Or Swim 5y DORIS LANNI T .he Department of Physic:;5.! an c Health Education will c o n - • tmue to provide an extensive rev. ^ja^^v^^i^igMfr^ ceat'C" a."C ,^'rarYi,j!'a!a.'OG'?.m for 8ari.cn College students and faculty Their mission will be to ^^y^^^^t provide all department facilities —rrr^— 'or this program while appropri­ ate supervision is available Jogging A daily jogging and running program is available in the 25th Street Armory' Also offered are fitness evaluations to help you determine your physical fitness Most experts agree that jogging and running are extremely bene- ficia-l lor the development of car- diovasoular fitness. Record sheets, to monitor your prog­ which will provide a program to The Long Distance Swimmer ress. w:i: oe provided as well as the 3aruch Community to in­ With the expanded recreation­ guidance where needed. crease its ability to participate in al availability of the pool, the Physical Conditioning the contemporary dance explo­ Department of Physical and There ;s also a men's and sion and ^or the development of Health Education will inaugurate women's physical conditioning cardiovascular fitness and firm a long distance swim club- program available for those peo­ muscle tone. On Thursdays from Accumulation of laps may be ple who wish to participate in 12 p.m. to 1 p.m. at the Armory, a done at your convenience dur­ regular exercise or body build­ "tennis clinic" will be held to ing scheduled free activity swim ing This group will meet on demonstrate basic tennis tech­ or elsewhere. Record sheets wMI Monday. Wednesday, and Friday niques be provided and Red Cross from 1 p.m. to 2 p.m in Room certificates will be awarded on 5"! '. ;n the 23rd Street building. If Hydro Slimnastics completion of 25. 50. 75. 100 you wish to achieve physical fit­ Hydro slimnastics is a pro­ mile swim distances. ness through dance, that can be gram in which the participant easily done by participating m exercises in the water. The Along with these recreational ing to participate in any given facilities may only be used with ballet exercises which meets on water moving over your muscles activities the Department invites tournament or recreational ac­ proper supervision from the Wednesday from 2 p.m. to 3 p m is Nke a soothing massage a!! students to participate in in­ tivity should contact 3onme Department anc appropriate and on Fr\day from "\ 2 p.m to t which can relieve muscular tramural competition. However, Kloc or Tom Cracovia in the dress" must oe worn at all r p m :n Room 1 125 :n the 23rd pa;n__T,bis program will be held students who are members of a Physical and Health Education times " l_ockers a e availab'e *c Street Pun'dine One Tuesdays r T 1 on Wednesdays *rom. 3 o m to - va rs:4y team a e not eligible tc C*f:ce. Room 70S c at 25-32-i5 jse only during tne use of %ac. - f-om 1 p.m. to 3 o.m. ''Room. p.m. [:r. the poo', 'located :r. the compete in a v tou'^amem that 1-25. 23-d^ Street b^ildmgl a casement c" the 23"d Street is airectly reiatec t tne;; iter- lock and oe su'e to remove it a*- social dance c".m;c wii; be held. bu: lei nc • •. ^>r 'eciate soo't Students wsh Statesmen's Superstar Graduates

ay Z>M;;C£: ~. MEYERS was o.,e: eo d su r •^ n ie ~ \ O b d\ t c^ 0 . ci y: r. y 'or Baruch becau'se I Scuft'i o OI ' 1 1 O - 1 d - I < 'Steve Sdid .lie :d.':o ..'. di .^^o.^ ^ : 1 >. : I m nangmc up ::?y basketbah c::-nc ^ e wo; ;:c -ct^- met tht greatest people in the Scott :s a tougl" ball player 11 o'! e d S o o rt vv: tv - a 3 m . . o d !\ e : S :ow it's a" cv«- wo'k ::~ the nsi; :a. -^ , ^ tL* " . e' d H 0 w w 0 r.' c •.ere " One o~ those besides bemg a 1 c e o u v He was 'ehe'-i-.c tc Veoa's These arc the words a man r^ •^ --?. ocin one work p.ay basketbah people is uodc Ha: jsen will also miss Do: Va-'ondio b-eakmc >e- o" assists who loved the came o* oasket N v a' d do we" •;• sc -oc" at the oe-g. '"He wasn t _ust a coach, d woo cares abo^.t t e team anc this vea' da" d^d h : ;> school He :s 5'5 210 ScllTic; tl::ie? Wei! " Scott b>aid. I had d problem he wooic help has tremendous potential "To lb Scott O barney who for the h die weh in sofiooi because me out When i first made vdrsity SanJy Larhain : yust wdth to r\ . 1 e '• . I : r I o 1 1 ! n u UU i o o 1 *. ^ f . I * . ^j . * •Jcs! two yea's has bee" basketba:: t^ugnt me to be rno'e he -eaily cared about me He say ttiank you said Scott no douot ;n ^\y tt^fio -t-hat Soott sco'ri-ig points and helping the disciplined While playing with stayed on my back and bothered A"othe' person Soott will mibb Chd-ny loves thli SCflooi d::d the basketball team to win 'his yea: tf^e tedm : r:ut oniy ieamed •:ie jecdnse he triougnt I had :s .nmm.y 3arret 'He rtaily y;ves team "i looked fo'ward to play Scott has scored du aye'dye o* :: so r: 101 h i r 1 y .3O0;;". 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