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\ NEWS EDITOR: MARK HAND ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITOR: TIM SULLIVAN NOVEMBER 8, 1990

Visiting comedian to WLU robbed

TimeSullivan TheCord ment on the theft as were with keys to the room, and that people, whom he never named Jeff Huffman, who is responsible police When asked if the oc- his would be safe during the should have for events in Wilf's, declined investigating. SATURDAY night, a theft things during interview) door locked if the like bit more — that the Union is was or contents curred in the Niobe Lounge. The his performance. "Nothing been supportive a comment, noting of the Niobe were in- this has to me before," could have been more sensitive. I into the events of Satur- Lounge victim was comedian Carl Strong. happened looking declined the Stu- he said, noting that he has felt I inconvenienced them." day night. sured, Lewis comment. Strong was hired by per-

at over 70 colleges and When asked about the theft WLUSU President, Stuart Laurier Security took the report dents' Union to perform a com- formed universities. WLUSU V.P.: Student Activities. Lewis, said he could not com- and is in the of investigat- edy routine last Saturday in process it. One Officer did Wilf's. During his performance, "I never expected that to hap- ing Security

Niobe — the school elaborate. He said that somehow someone walked into the pen at (Laurier)

so mellow," Strong said. the door became unlocked, Lounge where Strong was keep- looked per-

the which was not been locked in some "stuff and stole it. Despite theft, haps by having ing 1 ,

his first or According to Strong, the stolen noticed only after per- the place, by not closing said "the show the door articles included a case contain- formance, Strong properly.

an extra "It's an unfortunate matter," he ing several watches intended for was great. I even did "but is repair, $200 (US) and $400 twenty minutes" because he was stated, everyone for his actions." (Cdn), several credit cards and having such a good time. responsible own victim added that he doubts noted that often the door bank cards, identification, a work The Security

he would return to the school to to Niobe Lounge is found visa, car keys, a date book and open.

There no of force- phone numbers, along with some perform. He stated that he was were signs for comedy material. somewhat surprised at the reac- able entry. The question Union security is "who did the "You still have my stuff," said tion of the Students' campus that Strong from his hotel room in people, admitting that they may unlocking?" acknowledging the inside of th Toronto when asked about the have been taken off-guard, and the button on the door lock theft. were a little embarrassed by the door makes or not

theft well. lock when the door is shut. The Strong said that the bar manager as fact that the door not havt said that she was the only one "They (the Student Union might

been locked is a likely possibility,

according to Security.

The campus police are still look- Part-time students ing into the matter and have for- warded the report to municipal

police. The police have put the have to pay information about the lost articles may on a nation-wide information

wire. fees Strong said he would like to WLUSU have his materials back, but if he

could have his date book and

CarolynThe Cord Gruske keys, as well as his comedy

material, he would be satisfied. LAST YEAR approximately 47% of Laurier's student population He will give a reward to whoever was comprised of Part-Time students, students who are registered in returned the items. Campus po- three or fewer full credit courses. With the issuing of a questionnaire Now the room is full. When Carl Strong lice said the items in question can this part-timers have finally been given a in what their role "stuff year, say looked in, his was gone. be returned to them anonymously on campus should be. Unfortunately, only eighty-five were responses Pic: Harvey Luong if need be. received from over 2400 questionnaires. Cliff Billyea, Director of Part-Time Studies and Continuing Educa-

tion, feels that the response is "untypical", and believes that it is in

part due to the fact that postage was not paid by the University. Stuart Lewis, WLUSU President and co-sponsor of the questionnaire pro- More for SUB ject, while disappointed with the results, feels that they must "make changes decisions based on the information presented" by the respondents. The asked the students survey about the usefulness of both avail- Tony Burke The Cord the cost such a move would create. "It's part of the able and potential WLUSU and University services, including the Li- he said. brary, the Book bigger picture", Wilf's, UT&T, Store, tutoring services, counselling, SPACE LIMITATIONS have finally caught up Jim Wilgar, WLU VP: Personnel and Student Af- access to the Athletic and facilities. As Complex, parking day care with WLUSU as they prepare for long range plan- fairs, said that moving Shipping would be "un- expected, the majority of the students who answered, requested ex- ning of the expansion of the Student Union Build- realistic". Due to its close with the tended hours of for most of the facilities. The proximity operation campus ing. Registrar's Office, the Bookstore and Computing questionnaire also asked the students if they wished to join either the WLUSU President Stuart Lewis, charged by the it's current location is WLUSU in favour COPUS Services, "necessary" Wilgar organization (14 of and 19 against) or ad hoc Executive Planning Committee, has ap- said. Canadian (the part-time students' organization (19 in favour of and proached the university and Physical Plant and The Concourse roof is another matter. "I was on a 13 against). Planning Director Ron Dupuis with ideas that he committee three that With the the students also of Union in the future years ago regarding idea," survey, received the first copy the Part- hopes will improve the Building said. "It decided Time students' Wilgar was at that time that the newsletter and a survey about it. The results of this by alleviating the pressures on cramped facilities. was not for the addition of a sec- were even than the building designed survey worse that of the main survey with only 42 Outside chipping on building suggests that ond floor." out of 2400. responses approximately Those who did respond seemed there are structural problems within that we cannot feel the Student Union Building in such to that the newsletter a valuable service in Expanding provided by keeping the see, Lewis said. "You want to take pride your "I at students in touch with ways are not new ideas, Wilgar said. shudder each other and university life in general. building", he remarked, indicating a drive to im- the number of times I've heard Billyea hopes to the results of the look of the inside and new plans". put surveys to good use and make prove the dingy building out.

some added that the of a new Student improvements in student life. that "we An between the the owner Wilgar building Billyea explains survey agreement university, Union is A the students states Building "highly, highly improbable. every year on major topic areas." Within the next year of the student-run building, and the Union, like would and a half to two project that require considerable govern- years,the department hopes to have surveyed the that the Union may expand the building by another students about distance ment support. That funding must go to a new aca- the attrition - feet. Union long education, rate, and the gen- floor space 6360 square The is then eral of student life. demic building." quality left with an option to expand onto the Concourse be In the these the For the time being, WLUSU will have to con- past, surveys have resulted in a number of changes in- roof or out from the Shipping side of building. tent with short term Lewis has cluding the of the to on the so plans. suggested production newsletter, the printing of a better park- Dupuis, though hesitant speak subject

and the the walls the facilities on the ing map, potential easing of restrictions for students taking early in the planning stages, remarked that the merit removing dividing

courses at the of second floor of the building - including the Games University Waterloo and the University of Guelph of the move would have to be evaluated according on a letter of permission. CONTINUED ON PAGE 5 to the space afforded to them in new facilities and tke cord NEWS 4 Thursday November 8,1990

WLU has a new Women's Centre

positive contribution to the uni- is foreseen in and ex- vember 28 from numbers of relevant planning 11:00 am to 1:00 Gail Cockburn The Cord community and awareness November services will be made available to versity. By supporting ecuting campaigns. pm. the Bth there will The Women's Centre's tele- women. Along with providing providing sources to women, the be a book drive in the Concourse,

collective is not or phone number is 884-1970, ex- where donations LAURIER'S Women's Centre is such resources, the grant from the promoting any of relevant "anti-man" senti- tension and it is be- in will also be supporting 4444, open books and or finally operation. university spent on periodicals money ments. In 9:00 and A The which information fact, co-operation be- tween a.m. noon. pub- for such resources would be Centre, received conducting sessions, ap- tween some men's lic opening is scheduled for No- preciated. $12,000 in funding from adminis- public awareness campaigns, support groups tration last spring, is still in the workshops and seminars.

process of setting up. The collec- The location is rooms 106V tive is starting to publicize its ser- and 106W at 202 Regina Street, vices, while still finding Women in the in new WLU since seminar volunteers building, and guest speakers, management there was no adequate and arranging for discussion space available on campus. Since the groups. offer different Centre will function not as a Elizabeth Chen The Cord any perspectives...l didn't learn I The Women's Centre is run anything didn't al- crisis Centre but as a place of ready know." by a collective composed solely referral and reference, an on- STUDENTS WERE dis- Current served to of women. Decisions are made examples campus location was not seen as by an non- since appointed uninspiring, effectively emphasize themes democratically, and they are essential. talk dynamic given Tuesday such as affirmative action a collective, there is no and

afternoon by Ann one The collective decided to use Morrison, women in non-traditional spokesperson for the group. pro- of the one co-authors of Breaking the of the rooms as a con- at post-secondary institu- Not wishing to duplicate the private grams Glass Ceiling. versation room and the other as a tions. Statistics, however, could services of local organizations The of the seminar was reference room and discus- topic have been better presented by the such as the K-W Sexual Assault group women in Normal- sion area where dis- management. use of visual aids. Support Centre, the WLU women can the issue is a controversial cuss the issues and ly, The question period, usually Women's Centre will not provide problems they to heated debate. face as well as the one, apt spark the most exciting of formal counselling, although the options avail- part any This time around, however, it was able to them. speech, uncrea- Women's Collective said that the proved equally lukewarm, to be generous. tive. The audience presented Centre will work in co-operation Men will not be admitted to Part of the problem was the Morrison with dull, commonly- with such professional organiza- the Centre, as a safe dis- of the separate, demographics audience. asked atti- tions. questions concerning

cussion place is seen as essential the ratio of women to Although tudes and views that have been

to women able to talk over men there being was not overwhelming, run into the The new Women's Centre hopes ground. The "women and in- their experiences receive were significantly more females to be able to provide information as women's worst enemy" and formation women's issues. on in attendance. Also, the men that Non-dynamic Ann Morrison and draw attention to continuing the "balance between family and Men such information did attend the requesting were, on whole, al- career" dilemmas during speech at WLU. problems such as sexual harass- were among the will be directed to existing male ready knowledgeable of the sub- Pic: Elizabeth Chen ment and assault, as well as deal first. support groups or borrowing of ject. one on one with women having be and the conclusion resources will arranged. Morrison's speech was cut The colourless session occurred to me at problems. I and dried. As a Third Year Busi- lack of audience participation of the lecture as was obliged to

Books, The collective said that could have been attributable on the left periodicals, they ness student commented after- to prod my neighbour out and other do pamphlets, articles not see themselves as con- ward: "She presented the in- the level of physical conscious- of a deep slumber and to nudge; resources as well as names and frontational and ness in the room. This cohort the right. hope to make a formation thoroughly, but didn't thought my winking On I

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Students' Union Building newness

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Room, the TV Lounge, WLUSU offices and Student Publications of-

- that allows for fices and re-assembling them in a way optimal use and traffic flow between facilities.

Lewis' plan is sound according to Ron Dupuis. "The floor is self-

supporting," he said," leaving the walls open to discussion." The cost

of such a project cannot be estimated at this time.

Some changes Lewis has in mind is the institution of a large meeting and for smokers. The room a lounge TV Lounge was open to smokers

until 1989 when the building went smoke-free except, for the campus

pubs - Wilf's and the Turret. This meant that many staff and faculty used the student lounge for smoke breaks. Currently the lounge is too large for the non-smoking TV viewers,

that leaving the extra space open to consideration. "Some people say

smokers have no rights," Lewis said. "Everybody has rights as long as

they don't infringe on those of others." Lewis suggested that the Niobe Lounge could become television equipped. "We hope the it will Niobe Lounge will always be here for lounge area; whether

have a television or not is another story."

The only concrete change to occur in the following months is the in-

stallation of a wall between the women's washroom and the TV

Lounge on the second floor of the Student Union Building. The

washroom, currently available only during the Games Room's operat-

ing hours, will finally be unrestricted after the Christmas break.

Through government funding, both washrooms will also become ac-

which cessible to physically challenged students. WLUSU is trying to get some renovations done, not to only look good, is

their prime objective, but to make for more room. These cracks would be a really

for renovations. Can cracks? Pic: T. Burke good reason you see the WLU health plan

is one of the best

Ravi Sreedharan The Cord reimbursement for out-of- universities. The reason for this,

province hospital services and Lewis believes, is that the plan is A NEW health plan has been pur- medical expenses. To claim reim- better advertised. chased this year for Laurier full bursement, a student should ob- Last year, claims were given out time students. Each full time stu- tain Green Shield a Claim Form by the covering insurance compa- dent was charged $23.30 this year from the Students' Union office, ny of 129% the purchase price, for the plan. complete it, and attach to it any representing a loss to the issuers. WLUSU President Stuart Lewis information documents will or regard- Normally a company only said that the plan was purchased the claim. maximum of 80% ing pay out a the for one year at a cost of about According to the the acci- purchase price. These facts made $127,451 and is effective for all plan, dent benefits offer reimbursement it difficult for the Students' full-time graduate and un- for dental and ambulance ex- Union to find a plan that catered dergraduate students. and loss of limbs or to the benefits they desired, and The prescription plan is from penses, abilities. The amount of within the set price limitation. Green Shield Prepaid Services sensory the reimbursement is pre- However, with much work the Inc. and is in a 20% direct pay is also specified. Family coverage present plan was found and in- format. This means that is that additional of offered at an cost stalled with a one year contract. when a student wishes to pur- $52. Lewis says he is extremely chase a prescribed drug at a According to Lewis, in recent happy with the new plan, and en- pharmacy, they need only show Laurier's claims been all students to utilize the card years have courages Please their health and they will be stop crushing my head, m' Capt. at a higher rate compared to other benefits it offers. required to pay 20% of the price of this drug. The plan will cover the remaining 80%.

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Frankly Speaking THIS WEEK: HIS WORSHIP, MAYOR anFrankinterviewby Morningstar BRIAN TURNBULL

F: Oh what? So I this Laurier. solutions? tion I've This week, Frank Morningstar was yeah? designed (His \Vorsl~7 Any always wanted to ask a

interview with H.W.: have unable to do the thing H.W.:Planning to Geography stu- at this point produced a small jig- We ongoing discus- mayor. Is it neat when people call his the Mayor Waterloo, dents for about 5 of the downtown sions with the Worship of years. saw puzzle university on vari- you Your Worship? Brian Turnbull. He said something It was I ous we'd like H.W.: No. It's I core.) very satisfying. put things. Frankly, rotten. was at a F: So you're a geographer? about a parking ticket oustanding, or it together so people could better more people to use the bus. This citizenship court with H.W.: Actually I went to school many a summons, or something official understand how things effect each would lend to the student students. They were told to for engineering. Then I decided I disperse young from the City of Waterloo, and had to other. community more. When you have call the judge, "Your Honour" miss the appointment with Turnbull, liked planning. F: It's neat. concentration problems and the mayor, "Your the pretty you get Worship". or something. When first upstand- F: How'd that lead to being a H.W.: Thanks. such as the student in I told them that should ing citizen walked into The Cord of- ghetto you mayor? Kingston. honour your judges but fices (and it was no short wait), we F: So what will Waterloo you H.W.: it sort of He broke his Actually just hap- shouldn't had him do it. leg, so look like in worship your mayor. downtown ten years? F: Anything you would like to tell Planning and cub reporter Fraser Kirby met with pened. geography H.W.: We'll have a new building the students of Waterloo? F: HAHAHAAH, that's great. the Picture" mayor. give you a good "Big with a big recreation centre, a H.W. Yes. Students have become H.W.: Thanks, I don't know view of long range plans. new museum and at least one of the in- one most important where it's from. It just came to

FRASER: Good morning Mr. So that's the most It will be a much F: important parking garage. fluences on the region and we are me.

how are in Water- Mayor, things for a more attractive, of qualification being mayor? exciting place. proud the student tradition in F: Thank-you, your Worsh-- I loo these days? H.W.: No. The only qualification F: About parking. You're familiar Waterloo. mean Mr. Mayor. HIS WORSHIP: Perfect. at F: I for being a mayor is to convince with the parking problem One final thing. have a ques- H.W.: My pleasure.

FRASER: Welllll, we'recently the people your the best one for

had the Seagram close down an- the job. nouncement. Is this a sign of of F: What's the hardest part your things to come? job? H.W.: I'm fearful it might be. I'm H.W.: There's not much I don't giving a lot of thought to what like. Dealing with an irate person in this do. government area might who has a problem with the ad-

F: Are you from this area ministration is the least pleasant I Where did originally? you go to suppose. school?

F: What's favourite of H.W.: No, I'm from all over. I your part the What went to U of G. job? are some of the

perks? F: So where does your allegiance H.W.: I like the long range issues. lie now. Like how things are going to fit H.W. You never forget where

but I have in the future. Small 'P' planning. you went to school, a

strong allegiance with U of W For instance: how things are I and WLU now. used to teach at going to fit in the down town Pic: Not the mayor, but a psychic who reads Pepsi cans and blocks. Harvy Luong

Laurier. core. Things were so interrelated.

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Hear hear for a united Canada

should be assigned to various per-

sons. First, to Mulroney, kudos By for the appointment of the com- Tim AURORA BOREALIS mission. At last, a non-partisan Sullivan commission to look into an im-

portant aspect dealing with Cana-

da. commissioners have the mandate PARLIAMENTARIANS should Secondly, shame to the Liberals of the to ways alleviating be ashamed of themselves. suggest and N.D.P. for yelling "Too late" Canadians are Mul- malaise experienc- Recently Prime Minister when the commission was an- ing towards, namely, the constitu- announced a commission to leaders roney nounced. Darts to party how Ca- tion, but more broadly, look into the constitutional woes Herb Gray and Audrey nadians feel about Canada. facing Canada. Affectionately Mclaughlin for their strong criti- To steal a feature from the known as the "Unity Commis- cism of the commission. Toronto Star, Darts and Laurels sion", this group of non-partisan On the other hand, the Prime

Minister should not be so easily

excused. When appointing the

commission, he left out native

representation. A large legacy of

the whole Meech Lake Accord

CAMPUSCLIPS debate was the acknowledgement that Aboriginal Peoples cannot be

excluded from further constitu-

tional debates.

Remembrance should be the PM's intentions. Day While Mulroney ap- government. plauded for the commission, it Enter the Bloc Quebecois. It was Let's hope that the commission

most Canadians with should be noted that its appoint- this rump of M.P.'s that did hears some real REMEMBRANCE DAY is staring in the face, so what are you you in na- makes ment is somewhat political of the yelling. I suggest that if real concerns, and it? Take a look at where the memorial planning on doing about will allow the PM to and will the ture. It they give up on Canada, per- proposals that help coun- and be at one of them. Or if ceremonies are being held, plan to your about should refuse to answer questions haps they have, they stop try. Let's not be like some Oppo- schedule won't allow that much, plan to to the one at WLU. busy go constitutional reform "until the receiving federal government sition members and heckle "It is few minutes out of and tribute to those who took Take a your day pay commission has rendered its and the late Canada! Give paychecks quit govern- too to save up their lives of life. a few decades away from to protect our way report", which is still a year ment. and let's remain defeated".

This is not the forum to discuss That if away. is, we ever were. merit of the in the With the heat off the govern- the Separatists

the Federal On the other Missed midterm? ment, lets return to Opposi- government. a I would like tion. "Too late" for a unity com- hand, to re- The opinions expressed in this of the mission? Has the Opposition emphasize my support the author and column are those of still MIDTERMS ARE about over, but assignments are keeping us but I on Canada? I think not! commission, am admittedly those the given up ergo, are not necessarily of I and finals loom on the horizon. What, ask you goes along bogged And if it has, or if particular disillusioned with the PM on the others involved in the production of with all these? If said excuses for getting out of them, you are you members have, maybe they constitutional front, and more The Cord, but should represent many Nurse for correct. So, with this in mind, Donna Teigen, the Head who think like Tim, obviously. should not be in the Federal noticeably, somewhat cynical of to remind that WLU Health Services asked me very nicely everyone

of exam or or better if you try to get out an essay something, you'd

not be faking. For although sometimes they'll buy it and make other

and be in - arrangements, the university may ask for proof, you'd poo-

unless could with the poo you comply following: — "A student must be examined by a member of the WLU Health $747,000 Services Staff at the time of the illness; the decision to issue a medi-

dates for the will be valid cal excuse slip and the which excuse slip

will be made by the examining doctor or nurse. is how much these students added to the Canadian GNP! OR

"A student must be examined by a qualified off-campus physician

at the time of the illness; the decision to issue a medical excuse slip

and the dates for which the excuse slip will be valid will be made by

the examining doctor who must be informed of the reason for the re- quest."

And people, I think they mean it.

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JUST A little correction from last week's News section. We had a

about the lovely story Charity Ball, but unfortunately when it came

time for our writer do the to story she forgot the name of the band who will be playing. So she asked the Cord Scene editor who they

were, thinking that if anyone would know he would. He told her it's Seconds "Twenty Over Tokyo", but since he's a bit of a bonehead he

got it wrong. The real name of the band at the Ball playing Charity B "-jh x H (and the real point of this whole clip) it "Ten Seconds Over Tokyo". But what's few a seconds among friends anyway?

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NELP- If the section has been Campus Clips looking a little lean late- it's because ly, we're running short of hoopy ideas. So if you see any- thing which deserves recognition in a little clippy-blurb, scribble it Not bad for thirteen people who ran a business for the first time! down and send it to the Cord up offices, c/o Woody von Hammer. Think of the pride feel if you'll your slip is chosen for the esteemed Clips section of _Campus your friendly neighbourhood paper. Wow. Now interviewing for Managing Positions! Groovyish quote 1:00 p.m., Tuesday, November 13, Ist Floor Lounge CHRIS SKALKOS' latest Groovy Quote (don't you just love these things?): in Peter's Building A man who his exposes genitals when he is intoxicated, has not For further information call Paul the art of getting drunk." at 656-3412 Samuel Johnson (1704-1784) the cord NEWS 8 Thursday November 8,1990

The Senate under fire

Fraser J. The Cord Kirby the with much more ef- force and an agent of remain a whole and its inception, the Upper House people regional growing na- than tion. has been the centre for con- ficiency we can say of our rights. THIS WEEK marks the fourth House. This is no pipe dream or Al- Ask not what Senate troversy. Enough is Enough! Upper your can do week of the Senate's strangle- Ef- The US is another of bertan box. It is a for but rather what Canada needs an Elected, an example an soap political you, we must hold on Canadian politics. effective Canada is do to our Senate. fective and a Regionally Equal legislative body, no necessity. undergoing It is surely getting to the time in which seek its Senate. longer lost loyalties to past pressures to tear we should seriously examine the monarchies and old ideals. In the mosaic Our Fraser Kirby is a Political Science For the Senate to continue as is, apart. government and rights of the Upper House student and US, Senators are a vital should reflect our desire to general political hound. is unjust. To abolish the Senate political perhaps examine its entire exis- would leave majority government tence. The Senate was created unchecked. Remember that after the adoption of the British

North America Act as a House of saying about absolute power? Not do Senate the Provinces and a only we need a ON THE GREEN representa- and tion of the Monarchy. elected with appropriate but THE ENVIRONMENT WITH SARAH WELSTEAD The structureX)f the House was powers, one which represents

modelled after the British Parlia- the Canadian regional reality.

and of Canada is the most ment was a body ap- unevenly found and a I myself look- LATELY it's been midterm time so I've been spending sugar packets, plastic spoon. in the members. populated country world, this pointed at all waste when someone at table and more time actually going to classes. More time on ing my got up It is secret what the Senate yet where does the power lie? It no time in the left it lying there. campus unfortunately seems to mean more been in the has evolved into: a for traditionally lay Okay, if bring a lug a (and how people depository Torque Room, so I've been noticing some things that you mug many

a reward 'Power Corridor' of Ontario and actually do?), cut out the and lid, but what about political dinosaurs; for aren't particularly environmentally comforting. you cup Quebec. We clearly need a fairer Take the for the milk and sugar containers? Milk and sugar come free political faithfulls; and now, after overflowing recycling bins example. They the them in of We also full there is of of them. I from caf so why don't they just put large dis- Prime Minister Mulroney's ap- system representation. are so a tower cans piled on top and let themselves as they their must consider our more distinct don't think this encourages recycling. Would you want to pensers everyone help get pointment of eight new senators, the of the and risk the coffee? Native put your can on top pile toppling a tool in the hands of majority community. I that this would be much in the whole - I knocked it over on imagine cheaper long A Senate representative for Na- thing (it's embarrassing government. and with the too. Tuesday morning with my knapsack so I know)? Besides run, hygienic right dispensers tive Canadians could go far for But what were Mulroney's And what ever happened to the idea that Food Services that, it makes it look as though no one cares about the the much needed in choices? Should the Senate, a improvement for condiments and is it that when thinks was going to institute dispensers too? cans, not true someone no one Aboriginal relations. body of unelected They claim that this would make a mess and create partisan pup- else cares about something, they excuse themselves fiom germs Our Senate was based set down by on a but it's not like are to be their pets stop legislation caring too? people going sticking containers it elected model adopted from a small What utensils: stain- hands in the or anything. Plus would reduce a duly majority? about the there are glass cups and island the take thousands unitary state, UK, not a less steel the not waste since people wouldn't of little pack- The issue seems to be a double cutlery in Dining Hall, but in the Torque in vast diverse ets back to their room case". and nation. Room. Since had those things two I can "just edged blade. Either we continue they years ago, these are small and it's criticize as a backwards real- Sure, things easy to Canada's present structure more only see this step environmentally. I to support a legislative Food but students end the ize that reusable utensils but Services, once again, up paying closely parallels states such as frequently go missing, they anachronism or we afford real back and cost of wasteful practices, and wouldn't that be Australia. The land "down under" do eventually come from residences, with all money power to the Senate. Food Services milks from students the better spent paying the overdue phone bill? the money during is a close model of Canada. It too Giving this "dumb oracle" power I hard to excuse them for in this column those the year, am pressed providing only The opinions expressed are of has a context provincially divided, within the of our demo- call disposable cutlery and cups. downright groovy person found in that one we Sarah, diverse and if regionally population cratic could only happen Consider how much waste in to the of the reality goes average cup and therefore do not reflect opinions, necessarily, of serious a Aboriginal problem. in Senators were not appointed, but coffee: one one lid, one napkin the styrofoam cup, plastic downright not groovy people at The Cord, Student Their Senate is an elected, effec- elected case it 2 coffee creamer 2 rather, drips, plastic cups, empty paper Publications, or 3M. tive and equal body. It This is hardly a new idea. Since represents

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BIOFILE: Woofers are better than meowies

solitary carnivores that oc-

casionally mate with strangers By who also have claws. On an aver-

kill age day, they get up, some- A.E. eat and back biofilel thing, it, go to sleep. Rogan Where's the evolutionary benefit of laughing there? Nowhere,

This article is taken in large part mouth and grinning fiercely. This that's where, and thus cats have that from a hilarious article I read and Brutus always cracks me up never developed a sense of the other day James Gorman. I by knows this. humour. certainly cannot take credit for this You level at me the may Thus dogs are better pets than baby. of charge anthropomorphism. cats are, and are better suited us

And be even you'd right, though as a species than are cats. If we SOME PEOPLE persistently in- do dream and do under- dogs have a minor failure at school, sist that cats are good pets. They stand, they are not human and our dog encourages us to laugh far to may even go so as suggest thus human character- attributing about it. If you want, you can that cats are BETTER pets than istics to them is What is wrong. gether and no one had privacy. is gristle and bone. You have no even blame the dog. It's geneti- will dogs. They are wrong and I is required sociobiological proof. Plus, the wolves mated for life, so cally prepared to accept this. In this the genetically programmed sense of prove using respected a an- Once upon time the if an available female wasn't the same situation, the cat will tools of evolution combined with humour, so you lose control, at-

cestors of — wolves in and dogs around, were SOL. tack the male and scorn you, to point out when the keen inferential skills of you alpha get

terms -- found the it's it kills layman's Imagine all the other males killed. Natural selection has pissed, something. sociobiology. just stresses and strains of hierarchical the den relaxed This is attitude. entering common eliminated 'no of not a helpful I Not that I like dogs better than your sense life unbearable. lived in and They smiling. Imagine the no mate firmly believe that as we humour' genes. people, cats. Dogs are good for some dominated the packs by alpha dilemma. Add to this the fact that are far less likely to cause a things, like bringing your frisbee male who around all the the time Cats different. Cats nuclear if pushed by you get your turn at are have war we keep dogs and back, while cats are good for other males. lived to- and Everyone the moose carcass, all that's left pride dignity. Cats are not cats as pets. other things, such as being seen

displayed on the mantle of a mar- ble fireplace in Architecture

Today. Dogs are not better look-

ing than cats and are probably no

smarter either. But dogs possess a

sense of humour that cats do not.

Who would want to own a sullen,

persnickety pet when they could

choose a happy, forthcoming spirit.

First off, we should recognize

that our own behaviour is often a

reflection of that which we live

with. Cats self-centred are vain, '' i^''"'m "''"""'' * creatures and you can tell this by all the time they spend grooming themselves. A dog is not like this I — . 1000 mI

at all. A Pr . «W dog's idea of personal / _

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dead fish. It spends most of its

time thinking of good deeds for

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what we've not an "F" to guts professors to finally get Okay, so here's give anyone. Four: the students will be taught around to marking god- got to do. only what damned things only because their "We", Bill? You're dead. they will use later in life. Five: all

and love SHUT UP! we've to women on campus will be forced ego needs a boost they Okay, got take this hold it to wear mini-skirts. flipping through fifty papers place by storm, Bill! which regurgitate what hostage, and make our demands. WEIRDEST they've THE thing hap- started to talk to me. And here is First, take the Students' Union's Okay, all right, scratch the pumped into your brain and they pened to me the other day. what it said: and it on mini-skirts. Five: no adore the power trip they get by budget spend weapons. eight-thirty I at was sitting my desk, All right, Hand, listen up and Heckler & classes. Six: there is no sixth having it within their hands to You know, a good and I started studying, you know, listen up good, you scrawny little VP7Oz 9mm sidearm for demand. make or break a fragile student's Koch to stare off at little interesting good for nothing. There's a gad- wait a minute. What or a MlO'sfor Bill, life simply by putting one letter everyone, few Ingram things around the room. Pictures, damned revolution coming, and a about research and intellectual another on the top in evil red ink, some submachinegun fun, the window, lint. I I'm on to me Eventually, counting you help and with .50 calibres enlightenment, growing and then return them to you couple of Browning up, got around to looking at a photog- it off. pull 'em and social skills, and all that? funny wet stains which smell odd- for some really nasty rip up raph of Bill Needle I have framed A revolution, Bill? I said. Get a ly like scotch on them. What the action. A few hundred grenades, shit-smacking grip, with barbed wire and on Shut and hanging up, you shit, just Hand. Research is for govern- hell's going on around there? and assorted other playful wall in of honour be- my a place listen. You pukes at university tell destruction. in ment think tanks and NASA and What, like are trying to trinkets Then a low roomie's Bart you of my Simpson have got it all wrong. You go STAR Labs and stuff. And come me that the profs have anything massive movement, take control I message board. stared at it for baaa, baaa, baaa like sheep to by the time in univer- else more important to do? Why of the campus. on, you're an awful long time, and much to bloody 8:30 a.-sodding-m. We'll take all sity better be does it take so long to hand them university staff you'd already it started to to my surprise speak classes and hand in essays and back? in grown up with social skills or else What are they therefor? and faculty and lock them up me. shit which you did the night be- Bill? the residences. With those sunk. I mean honestly, What's your point, you're Maybe it was the stress of the fore to sleepy balding profs who what do really think this I told you to shut up. When I hostages they wouldn't dare you I exam was studying for. Maybe smell like tobacco who couldn't is for? want opinion I'll give it to bomb the place. place it the twelve of your was pots black, give a rat's ass about you be- what do think uni- Bill? Nothing, Bill. you. Look, B-b-b-bombs, black, black coffee. you very Maybe cause they're too busy worrying Growing up! Pshaw! Any versity is for? Research? In- Keep quiet, you spineless it was truly the spirit of Mr. about getting something printed tellectual enlightenment? geek, and start making notes of other questions? Needle back to haunt us academic coming in a pretentious journal Yeah. Er, what kind of Hmmm? Well? this. Take up defensive positions guns all, but the point is that picture somewhere. Then wait you for did need I guess it could be-- around the place so those we again?

Shut up for a bloody second, bastards can't root us out. Then,

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'Charge it' at Laurier

Afinity Card Programme to put us on par

faculty in the future By Elizabeth Chen The programme is a joint ven-

ture between Laurier and the "WLU is planning for the Bank of Montreal. The Student future." These are the words Union's role and relationship and views of Stuart Lewis, with the Alumni Association is President of WLUSU, con- also being ironed out. WLUSU the soon-to-be- cerning hopes to handle the promotion Card implemented Affinity and distribution of the credit

Programme. cards. In return, they will receive

McGill has it. Queen's has a percentage of the school's

it. Waterloo has it. Even Trent revenue.

Assistant has it. The Bank of Montreal Cindy Ives-Bigeau,

Director of Alumni Affairs at Affinity Card Programme has Laurentian cites their University, Are all of these cards you? Well the WLU Card soon be hit over 30 university confusing Affinity may programme as low key. Although added to wallet or campuses across the country. your purse. the card is available to alumni, Picture the lovely Laurier students, staff, faculty, and made for periodic marketing university, Petis feels this could grammes at the Bank of Montreal emblazoned campus proudly friends and be "A states that success relies on "both and family of any of the pushes making people aware an advantage. programme Master upon a Card. Twenty of its existence". If forementioned, circulation is only negotiations such as this could be quite attrac- parties actively supporting, from now can show the and the years you between four and five hundred. go as planned, Affinity tive to some", especially as he has endorsing promoting pro-

at Proctor & Master Card will be the If the WLU-Bank of your colleagues In a school a little larger than only experienced a "strong family-type gramme."

Gamble where in credit Montreal is you learned all Laurier, only $500 revenue has card advertised on campus. feeling" during his six years at partnership lucrative,

Laurier. Laurier stands to $100,000 you know. This memento of been generated this past year. Director of Alumni Affairs, gain the first Laurier be- is by Don Petis, is also Bob Atkinson, Alumni Devel- over five years of partici- your years at may Ives-Bigeau encouraged optimistic. pation. the fact that just one mail-out has Even though Laurier is a smaller opment Manager for Affinity Pro- come reality by next year as brought in and that this the Alumni Association and money the second of the Bank of year, year opera- Montreal swap tion, has already seen another two stories over the bargaining fund hundred applications, yet to be Bursary table. raising processed by the Bank of are still under Negotiations Montreal. but terms of agreement way, Brock University and Trent By Tim Sullivan The classes of 1985, 1986 and 1987 will receive a can be forecasted: letter written friend of Carroll's. University, two schools com- by a parable population-wise to Those classes have about 1500 graduates, notes The Louise Carroll is Laurier, have recently adopted Bursary getting underway. Petis, and expects a good return. "Louise is worthy

□ a According to Dr. a in $10 annual fee, to be waived the Bank of Montreal Affinity Tupper Cawsey, professor the of the remembrance," Cawsey said. School the first of Card It is of Business and Economics, the funds President of the Tamiae year participation Programme. too early Nancy Miller, Society, in to should be place in the new said the criteria for the has been estab- □ a percentage of total dollars even predict success. year. bursary

Carroll is a 1986 of Laurier's Success, however, is not graduate Business lished. The bursary will be given to a spent to be returned to the school deserving who died this in acci- a toss of the coin. Queen's programme year a boating Business student entering fourth who shows (the average for other universities merely year dent. The bursary is to remember her and is 0.2%) is the often cited example of an energy team leadership and class participation, has contrib- enthusiasm, intended for distribution in successful September, uted to public awareness through speaking or writ- □ equally shared advertising extremely affinity 1991. card. Demand has dictated that a ing on issues of concern to students or the univer- costs between WLU and the Bank said that the School of Business full-time co-ordinator be hired, Cawsey and has been involved in extracurricular activities, of Montreal sity, Economics will be whose sole is handle faculty blitzed, and some stu- and has a GPA of a B+ or more. □ purpose to circulation of 1,500 cards for dents will be A all applications and distribution requested to donate. jug will also be Miller said that the fundraising targeted towards the first year and more than 4,000 placed around the Atrium in the Peters to in of the credit cards. Building students will involve a hat passing classes and in five years receive some donations as said. Lewis is confident that the well, Cawsey business clubs will be approached for donations. □ to alumni opportunity open According to Don Petis, Director of Alumni Af- programme will succeed at WLU. Miller expects about one thousand dollars in total to □ privilege for students, staff and fairs, the for will be There must be a "commitment "game plan timing" on track. come directly from the students in the S.B.E. FRANCESCO"^

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For most of here at the of us university, meaning Remembrance Day may have become blurred or lost. Our has CONTRIBUTORS: generation not had to face the horrors of war on a global scale; we might not fully realize what the day is meant to symbolize.

Carolyn Gruske, A. E. Rogan, Sarah Welstead,.Stephan Until about six it little years ago, meant more than a day off school for students. These holidays have Latour, Rob Hums, Rob Cresswell, Ed Rusk, Fraser been individual school assemblies now replaced by or symbols. This year, however, Remembrance Day falls Kirby, Jeff Dragich, Chris Dodd, Elizabeth Chen, Martin on a Sunday. We should see this as our perfect opportunity to get a first hand at what this day Walker, James Boyee, Jonathan Stover, Jamie Neilson, glance truly

Colin Buehler, Jacki Nelson, Karen Wall, Bruce symbolizes.

Dean Deni Tom of Mclntyre, Nickerson, Vermirre, Samac, Some us are lucky enough (if we can call it that) to have relatives that were active during the Second Stewart Reynolds, Ravi Sreedharan, Andrew Bailey, World War. Lucky in the sense that war for us became more than the glorified visions we saw on the televi- Vlad Kinastowski, Marty Walters, Ken Liliie, Jennifer sion It became and screen. an everyday occurrence when Remembrance Day rolled around, we joined our Epps, Colin Buehler, and God for all that is above and loved ones at the service at the or the armouries. below. cenotaph in the faces of those that marched in front Production: Kevin Tessner and Don. Looking of us we saw a fierce pride. These were the men and Photo: Chico Jo-Ann Galvez, Julien, Stephaa Latour, women that had faced death and come back to let us know what war meant. The stories we heard made an Tony Burke, Guy Etherington, Howard Bellinger, Eda impression on us that we would never forget. Despite the stories of death and great losses, we also heard Deliso, Chris Skalkos, Elizabeth Chen, and Harvey those stories that didn't seem to fit in the general pattern of war. Those were the stories of enemies helping Luong. each other with" what before themselves. of lines down cope they saw Images enemy being torn and soccer

Christmas stand out the of broken families and lost lives. STUDENT PUBLICATIONS games played on day amongst images all of what had Despite been taught about the enemy, there were occasions when the soldiers came to

SYSTEMS TECHNICIAN Michael Myc view them as being just like themselves.

PHOTO MANAGER Tom Szeibel All of these stories became of a part our experience while at home, and now that we are apart from our Photo Technicians: Chico Galvez families and here should at university we still remember what Remembrance Day is all about. It is our duty Jo-Ann Julien to pay proper respect to those women and men who fought for our freedom. Graphic Arts Technician,. Niki Westman If think that Remembrance has become of ADVERTISING: you Day part the past, and we need not take the time on No-

....Martin P.L. MANAGER Walker vember 11th to take a few minutes and think about those who returned, those who were wounded, and those

Production who died - think In a time when nations still advocate violence solve conflicts and still Manager Rick Dales again. to go to war, Assistant .. —..Steve Ladouceur would do well remember what destruction and it we to misery creates. Today, as wars rage throughout the Advertising Representatives; world and as we ourselves prepare for war, the lessons of the past seem particularly poignant. Those who do

...» - LauraK. Lee, Katie Campbell, know their doomed it. And not past are to repeat no one wants that. Just ask any veteran. Dennis Bon, Marc Navabi, James Neilson Veterans know the value of life; they've seen the end of so much of it and because they have their own

BOARD OF DIRECTORS lives they can appreciate and value life. They fought to preserve our lives by giving and risking their own

Jana Watson, the ultimate sacrifice. It is the soldiers who themselves for President lives; gave us that should be thought about,

Jim Boyce Pat Brethour thanked and remembered. Vlad Kinastowski Dan Muys It's the least that you can do. Peter Roose Tom Samac

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real name and number for verification. Names be subject two weeks ago). phone may and The will by Guy Etherington Where to start. withheld by request. Cord print as many letters as Brock allows unless the letter is Greenhalgh Why does he consider suffer- space deemed potentially libellous, or

to incite hatred violence ing a virtue? He says the new age attempts or towards individuals or

in rein- -- believes only progressive identifiable groups including women, lesbians and gays, ethnic carnation but what's and and with really religious groups, people a disability. bothering him? That they're of- fering a better deal than Chris- tianity or that people won't spend christians feeling they have some oar spiritual curiosity doesn't He does his essays way their lives about hell? worrying kind of special knowledge (you seem to disappear." Why is this? ahead of time. On top of this he complains that know, heaven, hell and all that)? I Could it be due to the failure of who do believe reincarna- people can't the difference. Can see you organized Christianity to fulfill Doug Downey both as tion works ways (such the difference? Like If see this curiosity? churches are to 3rd Year Exan: Cram- those in India) are pathetic and in detergent, they're both the same have a chance hell of surviving mer wasting their lives. Make up your thing (cults), just different brands. they must stop treating people mind Randy. What really seems to be hap- like naive children (and scaring Friesen also writes about his pening here (and in other cases) is them), get off their superiority friend Bill who involved in gets that christian organizations, kick and learn to tolerate others. I the new movement. hardly age through people like Randy Listen to what Dean Slater, think an alcoholic who has a Friesen, are scaring their mem- United Church Chaplain to WLU messed life to with is a up begin - bers (this is not new check dic- wrote last week when recounting In fact, last good sample. just under from his "I met Mus- tionary Hell) away years at Laurier, week a Christian fundamentalist anything remotely foreign to their lims, Jews and Buddhists and be- was complaining about Jim Jones doctrine. A classic case of pro- gan to understand the beauty and She threw her boot at me. (also an atypical example) being tecting their market share. power of other religious faiths Actually, it sort of scared used to generalize Christianity. I But this ignorance is not bliss and the critical need to recognize me. think it's safe to that say every - it's simple close-mindedness, a and welcome pluralistic society." cult has its (including Friesen's) all defensive move. Even Friesen ad- Good advice for religions. Veruschka Selbach tragedies and it is unfair to judge mits, "We [society] have ignored them solely on these examples. an accountable, personal god, but James Boyce But my favorite part of his ar-

the about ticle is story a woman whose marriage is falling apart and who is looking for spiritual Measure of a man fulfillment. Of course she chose the nasty new age movement and After reading Aurora Borealis I What truly defines me is what her awful fate - owning a new age in the Nov 1/90 edition of The do. Injust action can not be the book shop. Whoopie shit! I sup- Cord entitled, "Terrorist at work" tool of a just man. The same ap- if she pose had turned to god and I was honestly thoughtful. The plies to any man, any thing or any opened up a christian bookstore it recent actions of the IRA are ex- group. would have been just fine. But tremely upsetting. They exist. The end can never, never jus- what's the bloody difference? Is I think the column was on the tify the means. she her is she paying taxes, track but did far right not go Doug Bodrug is she ethical happy, breaking any in the IRA's Shrink- enough condemning Fraser Kirby 3rd Year Head or judicial laws? actions. have not made their They Hon. Political Science ing And what's the difference be- goals less acceptable. They have tween new feeling agers they destroyed them. have some kind of special knowl- I am a man, Mr. Editor, a fact Letters continue... edge (the spiritual world) and which, by itself, means nothing.

between the wheels

an editorial by tony burke

Just two weeks I attended the be ago grand open- not on hand so that victims in such cases are not of the ing new building on the comer of Lodge and unduly traumatized by the presence of men at a Regina Street. visit I took the time where During my to place they are seeking aid against a man. But Nothing. They are perfect. talk to the staff of the Women's Centre. They were the Women's Centre Collective make it quite clear quite and friendly helpful and I was pleased to hear that this is not the case. So, why the exclusivity? Doriann McLean that the centre's objective was to What is it about that serve as a a person makes one able to

resource centre for women and men. others? it is not their help similarity to a person in the Reading article on the Women's need — Centre this be it colour, hair style, or sex « but their ca-

issue (page 3) I was very surprised to see that "men pacity as a caring, compassionate, intelligent indi- will not be admitted the to centre". vidual. They can be male or female. I find this hard to very understand. The The role of a Women's Centre should be to es- Women's Centre proclaims to be, first and fore- render such office sentially an unnecessary; to most, a resource centre. What danger is there of a eliminate, through education, animosity between

man entering the room to learn? What danger is the sexes and breed mutual understanding of each there in interested letting men have a role in the other's needs. centre's continued operation? How does excluding the members of a whole No one should sit back and be achieve this She wanders around the quiet when, upon sex goal? How are they actively trying

trying to enter a Turret in an resource area on campus, they are to change our culture's perceptions of male and fe- ugly pink refused Chiclets entry simply because are — hat they male or fe- male roles? How are they using their resources to male, or black, or different in educate? any respect. It is a degrading, hurtful experience. The Women's Pat Howell Centre has been a worthy goal of

Discriminating against men in such here 3rd Year Comm. Studies a way is many people at Laurier. It is also a topic of all branding men the of individual distress for & Fine Arts type that has others, men and women, who resent negatively influenced the lives of the women who what the centre has become. would likely be the centre. visiting They coveted occupy space on campus; it is It would be if the offices understandable, were that all students space should be afforded the use being used as a crisis centre for women who have of. Discrimination and exclusivity breed resentment been harassed, abused, or beaten, that men should not tolerance. the 14 COMMENT cord Thursday November 8, 1990

Bad journalism at work?

~ Being an island on the extremities large as those carried by countries Ireland is not the blood wanted invaders yet he fails to thirsty

of our has suf- such as Brazil and could not af- Province the media Letters 71 understand that it was the Catho- Europe, economy portray it to fered the if the ...continued. 1 lic population that requested their terribly in economic up- ford, given chance, to take be. People have and will die

in the Province in the turns and downturns of recent on the extra burden our needlessly for a cause that presence provence has would and often first He also fails to point years. represent. dwindling mislead I am writing to complain place. sup- If in that the IRA is not for the financial support Without Britain, Northern port; support that about an article that appeared out not embarking generally comes of Britain, which contributes Ireland would be much bleaker from the the November Ist issue if the upon reckless acts of terrorism a under-privileged work- more than two billion pounds place and without its class and Cord. The article in question was just to rid Ireland of the British, "peace- ing unemployed, but in each year, Northern Ireland the death toll even of these called "Terrorists At Work", writ- but intends, as set down their keeping-presence", many recognize thai would without doubt be categori- caused by Sectarian violence without British their ten by Tim Sullivan. manifesto, to turn both North and support lives as zed a third world country. Eire, would rise by at least 200%. would be much worse. Being a true native of North- South Ireland into a Marxist Len- is article's (Southern Ireland) presently I would also like to take this ern Ireland, I found the nist State.

paying back foreign debts as to state that Northern O'Neill references to our country of- The inference that Catholics opportunity Dwyer fensive in the extreme. It is quite are being persecuted by the clear that Mr. Sullivan has no Protestants and the British is idea what is happening in North- again total and utter clap trap, I ern Ireland, why it is happening believe that in any democratic bike! the causes of day or the present state, which includes Northern My Why? terrorist activities. Ireland, "rule by majority" is a

Unfortunately, he displayed basic concept and since the of our I do not claim have the On November 1, at group people using prac- to ans- all the ignorance that can be asso- Protestant population is still a Thursday,

in tice field, in essance, in full view wers to these questions, nor do I ciated with the Irish movement majority in Northern Ireland, it is around 9:30 the evening, my of believe that I whole of the in And at this time, ever will, but I can found in and around Northeastern only acceptable that what they perception society many people. individual of indi- that there is which we live, and even the idea an or a group only hope some hope United States. People whose con- desire be democratically justifi- viduals unbolted the front tire to left, and that do still of a 'university community' shat- people care cept of the "Northern Irish prob- able. I this which was locked to about what on outside media I also stress that tered. It was at that time that be- bicycle, goes of lem" is perverted by poor must only a the and walked their own came aware to the theft of bicycle racks, personal lives, within and too much bad Guinness. mere fraction of the population my with their own away a bicycle lacking a very 'university com- He refers to the British as un- desire Britain out of the country. bicycle. oh front tire. No to have You may say, well, just an- one seems munity'. noticed this indeed other stolen bicycle, no big deal. theft, many

situation do not and A But is your apathy to the people prooably care, lament for The To still The in this theft is not just as much as a problem. others are probably praising bicycle a

it is thieves for colored Tri- the owner of this bicycle, a the their daring, and magenta Peugeot

issue. their athalon with Shimano acces- very important For him, success. Children sories, serial #0H7C)427, with Forgotten this bicycle is his only means of What has happened to our the transportation to school, which in society when something like this serial number being located on the side of the seat tube. this case is 7 km away. can happen, indeed, when people by Karen Wall If of What is truly shocking about will actually commit such you have any knowledge atrocities in blind defiance of this theft call Ron of Campus the news of this theft is that it oc- our On a hot sticky summer's evening social beliefs and conventions? at 885-3333. curred at this school, outside our Security There is a stillness in the air. What has and own Athletic Complex, with happened to cause The alleyway speaks of neglect. very allow such instances Jamie Fagan people coming and going, with a to occur. Broken glass and empty cartons litter its path.

A large fan hums from the back of some building

An unlikely home -- yet for some a place of rest. Behind a large orange door, New article Its paint peeling from the hot baking sun, Age Is shelter from the elements

If only just for a while. Young lives barely just begun has inconsistencies Yet burdened with cares beyond their years

Wait patiently for the doors to open

Friesen's article on adrenalin Perched on window ledges or leaning against walls Randy alcohol, drugs, religion, and not over indulge.

New contains a few rushes, or Tough images portrayed like tatoos and long, straggly hair Age religious meditation, whatever. inconsistencies. First, in We should not fear these things. Appearances say little about the person within. para- Doug Bodrug he wonders the We should, however be cautious 3rd Year They are hearts longing for someone to care graph eight, "why Headshrinking

New has sold us half Yet masked by bitterness, anger and despair. Age only the reincarnation line" of the Survival is the key to living out here ~ little else seems to matter. the Hindu's; with to karma. Yet for some, the battle isn't worth struggle regards Later in eleven he - paragraph or so they think. Notes From Yesterday wonders Canadians (I as- Tired, weary lives unable to gather strength. why Life, something to be endured rather than enjoyed. sume, here, he means New Age pastSelections from Cords Canadians) are buying into these We walk by them on the street. by Tom Samac refer- Either we don't notice them or we wrinkle our noses 'bankrupt' concepts; again ring to karma and reincarnation. At their conduct or appearance. Does he not remember that we What do we know about their lives? into half? New How can we judge these brave souls? only bought Age young Ten in years ago the Cord... has rid itself of the con- A child battered and verbally abused -- religion of the karma, the The self shattered by repeated blows, cept regressive □ A discovered three of Student Publica- Mother Theresa has so night janitor members the Takes to the streets with hopes for a new life concept adamantly against and tions Board of Directors breaking into WLUSU offices. By doing so, Looking for what they have so desperately been in need of fought

of - which Friesen seems so con- two the members broke one had been - understanding and love. probation previously cerned. for tax evasion; the other, indecent Yet what the street offers charged exposure.

The second is □ Minister of and was Is a life full of uncertainties inconsistency Colleges Universities, Bette Stephenson ap-

Friesen's use of an example, Bill, with UW. At of "Look out for yourself or no one will." plauded pies in her face during a lecture at the heart

who is a reformed for A -- alcoholic, the ? tuition of From hopeless to hopeless where will it end? protest increase, course (7.5 per cent).

In wasted of the failure of New Age teaching. □ and some gutter, a life because neglect Beer, Bacardi, Tia Maria whisky were regularly advertised. My research methods course Or perhaps behind bars -- to again be cast aside. Seems they liked the hard stuff! warns me use a with Cry for these whose lives need repair, not to person

an addictive to for them, but don't turn personality gener- Cry away. Twenty years ago... alize to the whole population; he These lives can be saved and we are their hope.

is not a ~ representative sample. We can give them a purpose Is that □ residence life bad for young women? Worries abounded in It is belief is that Bill is What they need is our grasp. my in unable maintain the mental women were forming unladylike habits residence: card-playing, We've been blessed richly with lives full of love. to until and to males while un- that most of for smoking, staying up midnight speaking If we look in our hearts we know equilibrium us, chaperoned. Maybe the focus should have been turned to The Cord, most of the time, are able to The importance of its support with its of nude and semi-nude its effect on fe- maintain. Some of better pictures women, and Through life's everyday existence. us are male students. than others at to this We all abundance of what we've been returning possess an given □ For the first time: the men's washroom in the Student's Union equilibrium after we have upset To share of our wealth will only make us richer condom it, whether it was upset through Building gets a dispenser. And give something priceless to a heart in need of love.

Karen Wall is a 4th year student studying Psychology at Laurier.

she has volunteeredat ROOF Our Over the past two years (Reaching kids in downtownKitchener. WRITE WRITE WRITE WRITE WRITE Outdoor Friends), a centre for street the cord 15 Thursday November 8, 1990

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The University Blues by Kevin Matchstick he cord the cord FEATURE 17 November 1990 16 FEATURE November Thursday 8, Thursday 8, 1990 Canada:Pays? Mon

Nice Canada. There's a standard of it's and Should Quebec separate? This is a question that has haunted most Canadians, both country, high living, relatively peaceful

and French for of democratic and it's been around for a and a A Dominion English as long as any us can remember. Our history texts are filled fairly nearly century quarter.

from sea to as our founding citizens so it. it be with examples of tension and misunderstandings that have plagued the two cultures sea, eloquently put Unfortunately, may since first in the of seventeenth the end of the And if it its that will they met days century colonialism. The past forty years irreversibly changed by century. does, likely Quebec be the this with "let them have witnessed a strong sentiment of separatism within Quebec's population who would missing part. Alas, many react to prospect a resigned go" or

cares?". It's almost as difficult convince Canadians prefer the province as an autonomous nation which would deal with Canada on equal "who becoming to some that

should it is to convince the that terms. Quebec stay as Quebecois they shouldn't go. While

make the decision its As recently as 1980 a referendum was held in the province to allow the people to voice only Qu6bec can regarding own destiny, English Canada must itself that the best for the nation is which includes their opinion. The result was a defeat for the separatist movement by a vote of 60/40 convince course one Quebec. Meech Lake failed underline against pursuing negotiations leading to sovereignty-association with Canada. This was The recent negotiations to Quebec's true importance as an numbers illustrate the these a defeat, yet the that the defeat was not absolute. Many citizens of element of Canada. At negotiations, Quebec became one of ten provinces. Its true

in favour of their demands be- of the members of of the province were sovereignty-association, yet were not met status as home to most one two founding cultures was over- has become cause there was no clear majority. shadowed. This French-English duality one of Canada's fundamental char-

Meech Lake. The first Canada was faced with a new challenge in 1990 with the debate over acteristics, present since the of the negotiations leading to Confederation. As a of 1987 Constitutional its and its ultimate failure is of would be history the Accord, developments result, the separation Quebec more than the loss of a province; it would be

well known Canadians. Premier Bourassa forth the minimum conditions divorce of Canada's cultures. order among brought tantamount to a two founding In to prevent this, it's

which would have be met to into the constitutional his condi- remember 123 to bring Quebec family; important to that years of existence as a duality is a mutual arrangement, involved tions were met by all parties in 1987. Bourassa had a deal. A contract was with benefits for both sides.

the three Canada that deal. The ultimate end of signed, yet next years saw reject For English Canada, Quebec provides a considerable degree of cultural vibrancy. The into Canada in June of this when the Meech Lake Ac- Quebec's acceptance came year presence of an independent, French culture reinforces the existence of a Canadian cul-

cord was terminated. I am not the actual Accord, nor am I con- While Canada's culture officially defending ture to a great extent. English appears to be laden with Amer-

it. Some felt that the Accord was faulted and had to be revised. Others felt the ican influences demning to the point that it is little more than a bastardized American popular

Accord and of its needed to be addressed. Still others felt the was adequate none points culture, Quebecois culture gives Canada as a whole a degree of cultural sovereignty

Accord needed to be terminated No matter what the the this culture is concentrated in and completely. interpretation is, from the Americans. Granted, one area serves a par- fact remains that deal which had retracted in- a Quebec signed was not by Quebec's ticular language group. Nevertheless, it provides Canada and Canadians with a cultural but elements outside of realm. Another failure between sistence, by Quebec's political factor distinguishing us from our overpowering U.S. neighbour. Canada and Quebec.

crisis about the old should This A new brings same question; Quebec separate? ques-

WHEN WILL tion is now outdated. I propose a new question to ponder. QUEBEC

SEPARATE? both French and this is Canadians were too "God Save The To many Canadians, English, question more English busy singing Queen"

have and the endless debate of pertinent. Many grown weary, frankly weary,with to notice Quebec's Canadian nationalism. Quebec's need to achieve sovereignty-association. The debates and quarrels leading up

to the meeting of Mulroney and the premiers before June 1990 were disheartening and the witnessed embarrassing. Instead of discussion on the issues surrounding Accord, we Related to this is to exhibit nationalist sentiment. it both anti-English and anti-French mudslinging that brought about the old feelings of Quebec's ability Today, is directed toward Quebec's own however in the late 19th Canada's mistrust between the two cultures. The actions of communities like Sudbury illustrated nationalism, century, fran-

cophones were Canadian nationalism. "Oh Canada" was written that Canadians were not happy with the language issue. We reverted to pathetic dis- encouraging greater by

a but Canadians time has for Canada and francophone, English were too busy "God Save The Queen" to agreements over language. The come Quebec to progressively singing notice. At the same the aimed beneficial of the time, Qu6bec supported of a distinctive Canadian move towards talks at achieving a parting ways. adoption flag.

as However, history shows, seventy-five years later Lester Pearson had a hard time in-

troducing the Maple Leaf flag over the objections of red ensign-loving monarchist- attitude types.Canada's "Ready-Aye-Ready" ensured that Quebec's appeals for greater Canadian has been nationalism went unheeded. Even while Canadians their Quebec constantly rebelling for more independence, un- today, spend energy interests and multiculturalism upholding regional fighting and a redirected able to achieve its full potential in Canada. bilingualism, nationalism could Quebec help create a more cohesive Canada.

economic and ramifications can't be Finally, political ignored. Using pragmatic exam-

in an emotional the real forces ples argument ignores very of emotion. Yet they have to be considered by both sides. Negotiations for separation would be difficult for Quebec of and child's in to Canada I wish to use the analogy a parent a relationship comparison and Canada. For the of Canada instance, rest would have to negotiate the status of the

a child enters adolescence it is common for the child to rebel and Quebec. Once against St. Lawrence and to the Maritime access provinces. Would the St. Lawrence become an

the Often a is left with two choices. One is to somehow parent's authority. parent option international Would there be How waterway? joint ownership? can a country have ac- work the child's needs until the child realizes its limitations and The to out potential. cess to four of its blocked the of try provinces by presence an independent country? have let the child the real world. other is not as The may to enter the other would option easy. parent Quebec, on hand, lose important federal funding presently used for in- and to be This means its own bills, owning to its responsibilities trying suc- and paying up vestment infrastructure creation. And, as an article in the Globe and Mail pointed

out a could arise the cessful on its own. The parents won't totally abandon the child; they hope the child is recently, dispute over ownership of the Ungava region of Northern successful Quebec. So while this whole for the ultimately because that can only benefit both parties in the long term. Is the thing is, most part, an emotional argument, political and economic both situation of Canada and Quebec very different? Quebec has been constantly rebelling reality create problems that both sides would have to deal with.

for more room and unable to achieve full while restricted At the risk of is for Canada's survival independence, potential being using Mulroney-like cliches, unity necessary as a

by the authority of Canada. single political entity. Admittedly, relations haven't always been harmonious, but

I to let the child Let without after 123 of union suggest Canada, go. Quebec grow up our constant financ- separation years will mark Canada's failure as a nation. Whether this

and our and Let and make it in the nation is the centralized ing judicial governmental security. Quebec try out highly entity pictured by MacDonald, Carder and crew, or

real world itself. If I whether it is a decentralized by Quebec were to succeed (like hope it would), this could only state run mainly by the provinces, it must remain intact and In benefit both Canada would be a which has been retain its duality. a world of factionalized nationalist parties. unloading major problem splinter groups and ethnic-

around for I don't to that is the both sides have violence and Canada years. mean suggest Quebec problem, cultural-religious radicalism, must remain a sane bastion of com-

failed, and both sides must share the blame of failure reach mutual and that distinct to understanding promise, living proof two can co-exist in one country. In if attain Canada could has respect. return, Quebec were to success, gain an equal partner Compromise been the theme of Canadian for 123 underlying politics years. This which could have both financial and social benefits and at the time allow Canada theme is best summed in the same up words of that quintessential Canadian, Stompin' Tom to other problems which plague this country. These problems (GST, Connors, who said it best when he pursue unemploy- sang:

ment, dealing with the environmental crisis, deterioration of social programs...) have not Take a little piece of PEI and old Saskatchewan, been given the time and effort they deserve. Dealing with Quebec, and not wasting time Nova Scotia and New Brunswick, Quebec and Newfoundland, if should be dealt will deciding Quebec with, solve a major problem, and will divert our Alberta and Manitoba, Ontario and BC much needed attention to other legitimate concerns. And have found you'll the stompin' grounds Of all friends my and me

And have you'll found the stompin' grounds R. Bruce Mclntyre Of all friends my and me Dean Nickerson the cord 18 Thursday November 8,1990

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Giants make a smaller world

sonality. If anything, we try to by Ken Lillie keep it under control. We are

probably by nature more inter- Interview with John Flans- in We ested things that are clever. burgh of They Might Be Giants take a lot of pleasure in the kind

of things that are arresting and think music Ken: Do you your have that kind of wake call of up could change the world and if so something that is truly clever. We would it be be bigger or smaller? are glad that people are able to

associate with this. We will John: I don't really think of music definitely continue in this way. in general as changing the world.

It doesn't really seem to me that that is the function of music. But,

the if our music was to change They Might Be Giants concert at world it would probably make it Fed Hall smaller...much smaller. or, how I like being on the guest

list do do the Ken: What you to keep by Sarah Welstead imagination going and how often do you write songs?

There it was - only 8:30 pm,

and already a lineup out the door John: That depends on how much at Fed Hall for They Might Be time we have on our hands. We Giants, what I thought was a have a very difficult time writing ain't that cheap no more... Chris Skalkos hitherto little-known band. This we're Stamps photo: songs on the road. When at was one of those times when the home it's not a big problem. The Cord invalu- that slows down the press pass proved thing us most didn't even think what we Giant I've written lots Flood album are (maybe): are you going to able as I strolled to the front of is involved with the just getting doing was that public but we are of them. At our first show we continue along this line? I the line and announced was on actual craft of writing the from to song. critiqued Dial-A-Song were very surprised. We im- the list. come with guest Trying to up songs putting out records to our live that would agined people per- Giant John: Of not understanding So we had pretty good seats. ihat are not disjointed or that have shows, which is the worst of all ceive what we were doing as our audience? Fed Hall was more than some kind of internal that packed logic because the people are right there similar to Pere Übu, something

I have seen it - seat makes them seem is dif- ever every complete and if they don't like it know with that alienated, distant absurd Ken: you No, of keeping your humour C dance icult. was taken, the floor was pretty fast. quality. Instead, it had this very in your songs as a vessel to reach full - I almost wondered if I was When we first started working immediate surface response your audience. for the same ,ve wrote lot of but Ken: waiting They Might a songs they Have you ever written a where people just, like, laughed. Be Giants that of friends were that none my really, really fragmented. wasn't intended to be That kind of took us song by surprise. John: I never think of humour as I had heard of. Now, think we put higher humourous? an ingredient that we add to our But 11 o'clock John demands on ourselves as no, at song- Ken: With the success of your songs, it is more part of our per- and John bounded on with writers. We insist there is more stage

instruments difficult to identify coherence (coherent not in a typi- and launched in with "Your cal way). We just try to make our Racist Friend." that songs more unified statements. Considering G at Wilf's all that was on the stage were six Kenny of Ken: How have enlarged pictures long you been to- postage and gether as a band? stamps, a metronome two Be Burke too mike stands, They Might by Tony far low and faded into a background buzz. Giants to Giant: We've been performing as Despite the sound problems and the mediocre managed generate quite Be Giants since "Are there students here? the band's a stage presence. They Might any music I figured material, performance remained top rate; be this had to do with 1983, we were a local band in they would the ones actually listening." each individual offering inspired solos. Brent Dun- Probably

out audience participation: it seemed New York until about 1986 when One hand, of a bare handful of people, bar's percussive talents were exceptional despite raised as most of the we released our first album. in answer to the jazz band's query. One some awkward transitions between fills; Michael though people

cared. One there were avid Giants fans who listened. Barber's keyboard solos were a delight. Un-

Ken: You could sing all the words to most play quite afew ofyour fortunately, bassist Rob White was not given a of the and John and John new songs on your Dial-A-Song It's been quite some time since Wilf s decided chance to shine alone. songs, involved number. How do decide to something with their music the got by helping you try daring program- By second set in the night, Wilf s began to everyone with vocals" which will be al- Their creative was fill Not "background or as- songs on a new ming. spark re-ignited Saturday up. because patrons couldn't resist the pull bum? as A Moment's Notice the of king people to grab a partner and brought jazz to stage of the captivating music emanating from the pub dance. Wilf's. but because of the dreaded Turret overflow. It's square The loudness that Giant: a lot to the As expected, the turnout for the event was quite a safe bet to that problem People respond probably say Wilf's will not try I check the the Students' Union lost hindered deForrest only added to Dial-A-Song; always small; clearly money once such a venture again this year.

when to different entertainment the Giants show - on the album, response messages we play again trying bring some

a new their the are down and song. You can sort of tell if to pubs. songs pared you little sit people liked it. For one thing, It is a shame because the band was certainly have choice but to and

talented. listen to but in they'll hang up in the middle if Saxophonist Joe Amatto led A Moment's the lyrics, concert,

didn't. It's Notice favourites with the seemed fuller and this they actually a very through jazz beginning songs cruel followed way to have your songs be "Yesterdays", by "Ladybird", and John encouraged dancing or singing as

Coltrane's "Mr. PC". loud as could. judged. Even when the songs you

aren't so good, listen all the more a fan of A way Being improvisational jazz, They Might Be Giants played Moment's Notice failed catch attention for through. It's pretty brutal. to my of the best from most songs their At times their elevator There are times when we are very long. music/Kenny G. two albums, but might have in- sound made each to drift into the really upset a song didn't go over song seem next. cluded their first release "Put

better. It's The of the were the that funny because to a highlights evening songs Your Hand Inside The Puppet

certain extent I'm sure offered a different rhythm or hook such as the people Head" which was notably absent have the smooth "Lament" and Cole Porter's feeling that what we're latin-tinged from the set. However, the music

doing is like a free-for-all and and "Night Day". and presentation was pretty much

very unedited. In fact in Faults also were inherent in the band's every produc- perfect, one of the best bands in a

stage of the we are tion sound. The drums were loud game closely exceptionally smaller venue that I have seen

scrutinized I often by our audience. drowning out the other players; the bass was lately. the cord 20 SCENE Thursday November 8,1990 A fair & good King (kinda)

isn't the grinning one-dimensional But Torrance is no Jack Nicholson. the gargoyle of Stanley Kubrick's painfully Swallowed by hotel, he stalks his

-- but stupid film adaptation. King's Torrance wife and child Torrance's strength

finds an out. There is a terrific is an alcoholic who has reclaimed the scene

towards the end of The better parts of his personality as the Shining in which Torrance confronts his novel his wife and their six- son in an opens. He, elevator. Danny is trapped. Jack is quite year-old son travel to the Overlook the hotel's in- Hotel, an old resort which needs a apparently bugfuck crazy, strument. But instead of caretaker for the winter months. The killing Danny,

Jack instead his own face into Overlook is located halfway up a pounds

blood and with a mallet mountain, and when winter comes, the gristle croquet to It is caretaker and his family will be all alone. after telling Danny run. Tor-

rance's stand - not the stuff of There's a big problem for Torrance, perhaps

though. The Overlook Hotel is alive. epic redemption, but faced with the hotel's it is More precisely, it is an alternate living evil, enough. reality which is hostile towards

humanity. It is a Very Bad Place. In

Kubrick's film, this aspect of the 'evil' Neo - Shakespearean in The Shining is made ludicrous - the

source of the hotel's evil is an old Indian tragedy by Jon Stover bad because I probably should have ex- burial ground. Bleargh! In the book, the in plained myself straight-ahead prose Overlook is just plain anti-life. In its

writer when dealing with this topic. Remember hall, nightmares roam. part two of "is king a good (sort I feel shame. Torrance's son Danny has of) Slapshot? psychic And then the boiler which Torrance

I like Stephen King's books very, — the of the title — and powers "shining" was supposed to be maintaining ex-

much. Some more than others, these allow him to 'see' the evil of the Question: Is Stephen King a good very plodes, destroying the hotel. Torrance less than lot of others. And I hotel it writer? some a as begins to manifest itself the hotel's puppet forgot to drain the

think is, above all, a around the three of tenants. master - I wrote a review of Stephen King's Stephen King King, overflow or did Torrance the man decent writer. A writer concerned with the horrific is in form here. new book Four Past Midnight in the build-up, top force the creature inhabiting his body to An written morality and humanity. excellent The hotel's malignance builds. I don't know. Sometimes evil Cord a few weeks back. It was slowly forget it? There is in Stoverian quasi-jocular style. Which is storyteller. an exquisite scene in which is forgetful. Sometimes ordinary people The charac- I The stories are gripping. Danny and Jack confront the ghost (or is situation. to say, if don't write well in this style, make the best of an awful

fore-brains ters, more often than not, are moving. she a in the hotel's bit further into even readers with working just memory mind?) I'd like to go a King's Human. And what makes I'm King popular, of a former tenant. There are And -- I may find themselves thinking saying wasps. fiction next time to explain why

his horror special effects, beyond Jack starts exactly the opposite of what I mean to beyond starts seeing things, and think it qualifies as "moral entertain- his is his sound on the hotel closes its plots, intensely grasp drinking again as grip ment" in a which, the novels of say. way say,

that characterization -- his neo- on him. Danielle Steel do not. So a review in which I try to say Jackie Collins or

on the in the Shakespearean grasp tragic Jack Torrance is a strong man af- Ellison sums it best a) I like Stephen King's writing very, Harlan up by noting human reader element. flicted with a disease as insidious as can- the reader entertainment very much was interpreted by one that King gives Take Jack Torrance in The Shining, cer or heart disease. When Torrance - in as meaning b) I feel bad about reading wrapped around something peanuts

one of three or four best oooks takes the as caretaker at the Overlook Stephen King because he isn't endorsed King's job crackerjack, a moral McGuffin. others The Dead Zone, The he (the being Hotel, dooms himself, but he does so Please don't kill by your friendly neighbourhood English me, Guy. Stand: The Complete and Uncut Edi- without knowing what he has done. The Part 111: The Return department reading list. Next week: of I tion and, maybe, It). King's Torrance hotel tries to crush him, and it succeeds. I got an angry letter about this. fit the King

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Clint doesn't act; he sucks

son", Viertel himself becomes by Jennifer Epps Pete "Verrill", and Katerine Hep-

burn is Gibson". Obvious- after "Kay Four years the ly, you're meant to see through romance/adventure flick The Af-

the thin disguise - if you didn't, rican Queen was released, Peter all the defamation of John Huston Viertel published a novel based and the glorification of Peter on his experiences as script doc- Viertel would be wasted. At the tor to the film and companion to same time, if you say "wait a its director, John Huston. That minute, what really went on?", 35 was 1955. Now, years later, there is the ready excuse that it's Viertel, in collaboration with only fiction, so is a most James Bridges and Burt Kennedy, accuracy moot point. has adapted his book for the screen. The movie, White Throughout White Hunter,

Hunter, Black Heart, is directed Black Heart, we are given is This time, he's shooting something completely different. His aim by Clint Eastwood and marks glimpses of John Wilson smok- off too; read on... Eastwood's fourteenth directoral ing, drinking, swearing, whoring way

in and foray and a new trend his brawling, but mostly we see and friends, doing whatever work, an attempt to gain recogni- him obsessing; he wants to bag an pers trading. He doesn't even have Pete waxes eloquent about African he and disappearing on tion as a serious artist. Well, he elephant more than he pleases good technique; you're not aware elephantine majesty and the guide safari moment's notice. isn't to it with this wants to make the movie. Pete at a of him of him have with going get pic- "acting", you're aware says to "you a way As John's takes Verrill, old tries in vain compulsion him ture. an friend, floundering. words," you may think: "Whoa the director becomes Viertel and his to him to work the over, physi- is who'd colleagues get on script, Pete, meanwhile, played by there, ya say was on an avoid of cally wracked and more and more Jeff questions authenticity by and becomes increasingly Fahey, who is incredibly ego trip, Mr Viertel?" of unavailable, until he changing the names the worried, frustrated and alienated emotionally vacant. With writing that tries to Despite Viertel's is with the death famous involved. John as John insists on im- stopped, finally, make him people insulting flawless, Pete is a propagandists, self-aggrandizing "Wil- of a beloved black guide, gored Huston is changed to John portant people, bullying his hel- colossal bore. And John and Pete techniques, few people will be by a bull elephant as a result of are the only characters on-screen persuaded that he is the gifted art- John's carelessness and selfish- for more that a few seconds. ist and Huston is the mediocre

ness. Eastwood has cast Marisa impostor. Huston's record, after it At that's the in least, plot and Berenson Richard Vanstone all, speaks for him, even posthu- theory. We don't really get to see the as stars of the movie within mously: gangster classics like a personality on the brink, and his the movie, and they do resemble The Maltese Falcon, The

behaviour doesn't seem half as Hepburn and Bogie quite a bit - Asphalt Jungle, and Fat City; serious as we are told it is. The unfortunately, their parts are vir- the Arthur Miller-scripted,

film is playing at tigers - tually mute. Marilyn Monroe venture The Eastwood's John isn't ferocious. Misfits; the Sean Con-

Of course, Eastwood's per- An appalling nery/Michael Caine psychologi- formance have to may something cal epic The Man Who Would do with that effect. he Physically, script Be King; the 1985 Prizzi's resembles Huston; tall and thin Honour and the 1987 The Dead with a long, leathery face. But he The be that the problem may swan and (Huston's song); many is so utterly self conscious in the film isn't the really Eastwood's; others. When we consider this,

role that everything he does, from predominant influence seems to Viertel's behaviour seems most the voice to the studied be Viertel's the put-on and script, ironi- reminiscent of Salieri's in Real men smoke Winston's. hand is dis- movements, painfully cally, is quite appalling. There's Amadeus; Jealous.

to no tension, no drama John's It seems certain that John descent. Behind-the-scenes in- Huston was an annoying,

formation is reneged on in favour idiosyncratic, by: contradictory per- PEAKS of the Dark mystique of the Con- son. Even Katherine Hepburn's F.B.I. Agent tinent; and yet we don't feel otherwise ever syrupy, coffee table-

Africa means much the BEAT MARTIN WALKER very to book, The Making of the Afri- characters. can Queen, reveals facets to his

For a movie about African character that were cruel and cal-

safari there is damn hunting, little lous. But the film doesn't explore time This is the start of a regular column Truman that is his real spent on the safari. And the the weekly (yes, name) saw Josie off on paradoxes or complexities of the tone of the is featuring an update on current bizarre her back home across the screenplay just as happen- way seas, wherever that the man; it isn't interested in in Twin Peaks. It will and ings serve to explain what is be. Josie an of misogynistic egocentric as it may (ex)resident Twin Peaks? I being open minded. And so its

happening to the newly initiated "PEAKers" as well accuses John of Most think not! being. anti-hunting position falls flat, as an to Huston's update those of who missed last In other more egregious, artistry is you minor sub-plots: since didacticism is an ineffective week's debated- Pete and episode. 1) Nadine has flown John have a rhetorical tool. You One-eyed Hurley off her may come A lot has been happening to Agent Cooper and rocker and thinks she's running argument over how the a teeny-bopper. out of the film with nothing more his in the in film should gang past couple weeks as we close on A welcome home end, and Pete wins; 2) party for Twin Peak's than a stiff neck obtained from the infamous November 10th in John's episode which we newest even exhortation to "keep kazoo-toting vegetable, Leo craning to see past Vietrel's big find Laura out who killed Palmer. Now of course it simple" is discredited. When Johnson...resulting with him face down in the cake. head. everybody knows that the name of Laura's killer is But most importantly, last week's episode Bob and that Bob lives in the woods. Aside from ended with an interrogation of Mike, with a special the long hair and menacingly sadistic smile that is cameo appearance by Mr. Weird himself, the Direc- part and of the of parcel images we see Bob, not tor and Producer of Twin Peaks, David Lynch. He much is known about him. That was, until last plays F.8.1. Agent Dale Cooper's boss, the some- presents week... what deaf Gordon Agent Cole. Mike seems to be a Last week's involved Home's episode Audrey that inhabits spirit the body of the one-armed man. from Jean Renault escape and her captors at One- Although once he was "touched by the devilish Dr.D.Moigenson Eyed Jacks (the brothel across the border in Cana- one" and was Bob's now he is cohort, trying to stop da). She back was brought to Twin Peaks where she him. Remember the classic "midget dream" se- bitterly confronted her daddy, Benjamin Home, our quence that good Agent had last season? Well, owner of Jacks. But this is One-Eyed the least of one-armed Mike seems to go into a trance like he Ben Home's problems. Who is that mysterious was in during this episode and begins to recite valu- Asian investor that wants to invest in the able information as to who is killer Bob. Ghostwood that the Icelanders Project have agreed The ends episode with him telling Cooper and to invest in? What are his motives? While this the that as he looks gang Bob, and appears, is only remains a mystery to most, yours truly has an inter- visible to "the gifted and the damned". But Bob had esting theory. been residing in Twin Peaks for over forty years. Don't you think that Catherine Martell (wife of The location of killer Bob? None other than the "Pete the henpecked poodle") looks remarkably Great Northern -Ben Home's hotel. of Diet"l similar to Mr. Tojomora? Yes indeed! This could Thus ends another week of Peaks Beat! Stay be Pot Luck Dinner an elaborate scheme of Catherine's to screw Ben glued to T.V. your sets this Saturday to find out at the Home of out millions of dollars. what happens. Next week will review what happens Church of the Good Shepherd of Speaking big bucks, last week's episode to on the corner Queen Cooper, Truman, Josie, Audrey, Home, killer of St.and Margaret Ave. showed curvaceous Josie Packard, (ex)owner of the Bob and all the rest of the demented characters that Thursday, November 15 at 6:30 pm saw mill, collect a cool $5 million on the sale of the you are confused with. Until next Contact: Adele Brown 746-5275 week, pass me A tearful goodbye to her (ex)lover S. Harry another slice of Norma's cherry pie! the SCENE cord. 22 Thursday November 8,1990

What a show, what a seoda

a few stole this For something even more by James Neilson for moments and then from.) Their show focused on a peculiar out of the ordinary storyteller passed, leaving after it a sharp Yet Sunday night did not find instrument, the hammer dulcimer. Mary in Eileen McClure spun the old tale I stared fixedly at the polished sensation of thirst. I recognized me a pub pressing tumblers of A dulcimer is essentially the and I Bushmill's of Connell O' Donnell, the skull which directed the affairs of the sensation felt that must to my lips. Instead, strings of a piano laid over a poor sober blacksmith of and his A have a frame ambled its to sound chamber. Notes are Donegal my heart, gauging its fragility. good night's drinking. my way pro- encounters with the "Wee throat (apologies to James who I University of Waterloo's duced the with Red spasm of rage gripped my Joyce by striking strings Man." A hearted Humanities Theatre to partake weighted sticks called hammers. big blacksmith

met with a from some of the more construc- It is quite a popular instrument in up magical and the tive elements of Irish culture. The the Appalachian mountain culture Leprechaun two travelled Kitchener-Waterloo Europe together as the Wee Red Irish Society of West Virginia, an area settled Seoda Man helped Connell find the for- presented '90, a celebra- by many of the Irish immigrants tion of the Celtic America tune in gold he was of. arts. who came to to escape worthy Seoda Pat King his translates as "Gems" in the potato famines. brought accor-

Irish Gaelic and is dion back on stage as he pronounced As a musical instrument, the sang a few As the "Sho-da." It consists of the fairest hammer dulcimer creates songs. most politically sensitive performer of jewels of Irish traditional music, wonderfully rich sounds and the eve-

ning, King tugged on heart- song, stories and dance. Arriving tones that carried beautifully some strings with charging rebel a little late for the performance I through the Humanities Theatre. songs like "Gallipoli" and "Willy walked in on the first dance The Playfords performed a num- Mcßride's Grave." But routine of the night. ber of traditional Appalachian politics took a back seat to the arts that Irish dancing is a fascinating fiddle jigs and reels like Rickets night and all the audience clapped thing. There is an emphasis on a Horn Pipe, Angeline and The Red along as King sang of randy Red stiff posture of the upper body, Haired Boy. Music of this sort is Roosters and a drunken hands held sharply at the waist usually performed at house Scotsman. while the lower legs perform a parties and the musicians pay When the audience got con- disciplined series of graceful tribute to their hosts with a piece how fused as to to clap along movements. Assisted by the known as a planxty. with the blamed the capable talents of all-Ireland ac- songs King The is named for the planxty Catholics. He them to cordion champion Pat King, two implored host of the The party. Playford "use the rhythm method" and sets of sisters, the Doyles and the get Players did planxty Charles Coot with the No one took Lancasters danced to a number of program. and the jigs and reels with remarkable offence evening con-

tinued on a happy note. skill considering their young All Ireland For an encore the entire cast ages. Tanya Lancaster danced

on to the Ca- "the ballet of Irish Dancing" - came up stage sing nadian version of "This Land is something known as the slip jig - Your Land", with the to rounds of applause from a pre- accordian champ complete dominantly grey-haired crowd. Canadian chorus. "This land is this With a first-rate stage crew your land, is land. From Buena behind the curtains, transitions land my and O' Donnell. Vista Vancouver Island." La FOOD FUN AND ACTION... between acts were quite rapid. planxty Hugh to

The do a one called La La La I the rest but I Next up on the night's calendar Pogues great forget ON THREE. Noel Hill that time. was an instrumental duo from Planxty you might sure had a damn good Now

Burlington, The Playford Players. have heard. I want a mug of Guinness!

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November SCENE 23 Thursday 8,1990

Fleetwood Mac goes its own way

last album Lindsey Buckingham ing this time. The audience final- were enthusiastically received by seemed contributed to, and he was not ly got off its collective duff at the an audience which now

That that to want to hear all the classics present during that tour. last song of the set, being by Your Rumours this band. concert was a disappointment as "Go Own Way" (a The ended with Lindsey's replacements Billy tune). concert a Christine McVie solo: Burnette and Rick Vito were just From that moment on the "Song- bird". This which getting comfortable with their audience resembled a group of song, incidently is roles. living breathing people, rather another Rumours tune, was the

As well, the sound system than geriatrics. This activity con- perfect ending to this concert. Not it was terrible with the voices of the tinued through the rest of the con- only did cap off the night, but it

singers drowned out by the dis- cert. The second set was domi- also reminded me that Christine torted warbly guitar. Needless to nated by material from Rumours, and Stevie would no longer be

the at of from part of the band that I say concert Skydome was with a smattering songs grew up with. It made wonder what an improvement. The sound sys- Mirage, Tusk, and Stevie's solo me the future holds for Fleetwood tem was clear, and and Vito The Billy work. songs "Dreams", fit perfectly into the workings of "Don't Stop", "You Make Loving Mac and if I'd ever see them to-

the band. Fun", and "Gold Dust Woman", gether again.

Unfortunately the audience as

I've mentioned before was quite

dead during the first set. That set

included only three songs from Mick Fleetwood - human drum thing. Vivid classic the new album Behind the Mask.

In fact the "The the songs Sky's

a career in the pursue evangelism, Limit", "Stand on the Rock", and "Staring at the sun" combines Vlad Kinastowski by band members gained new "Save Me" were the only songs steady rhythms with clean-folky

How of own the (Christine McVie Stevie many you 1970, performed from this new album dirge guitar. Then comes "three Fleetwood Mac album Rumours? Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham during the entire concert. stars", one of the top two tunes. I

Did it when one of the and in 1977 out with of you buy 1975), came The most intriguing part mean, any band that can do a founders and drummer Mick the album Rumours which estab- the first the set was twenty dance-rock song using 3/3 time

Fleetwood still had a full head of lished the band as minute rendition of "World Turn- contemporary (like a waltz) gets my vote. This hair? Well last Tuesday, musical innovators and leaders. this Mick ing". During song one pumps for the most part, even Fleetwood Mac's Behind the last Sitting at Skydome Tues- Fleetwood had a fifteen minute with its pithy but catchy guitar

Mask World Tour 1990 came I realized how I to day, young really drum solo. He started on the solo.

This concert the am at least how Skydome. was or dated my mu- drums and then moved onto the After "grey turns white" (the

last time that band members sical tastes are. The average age stage with a bongo drum. Shortly title reflects the haunting vocal Stevie Nicks and Christine of an audience member was thir- there-after he the dropped bongo, Ultra Vivid Scene sound) comes another surprise; a McVie would perform with ty, and boy were they lethargic and his Yes that's played body. Joy: 1967-1990 slower, echoing guitar tune called Fleetwood Mac. the first set. Now whether he his Mick "Poison" in which during right, played body. Vertigo/4AD you can hear That fact with the that due to the haze wired in such that he coupled lethargy was was a way the saliva working. Then, another recital of material from the and aroma filling the Dome, or was a drum. the living bongo What a great name. These surprise: guitar begins getting Rumours album should have advanced I have age yet to The combination of Mick and heavier, one of those guys are Ultra Vivid, and have creating resulted in the renaming of the determine. the Nigerian percussionist Asante 401-driving tunes. added a touch of spunk to the tour to the Rumours Revival The last time Fleetwood Mac proved to me that percussion on music Scene. Originally, I figured Side two is full of more sur- World Tour 1990. in Toronto in 1987 in of played was its own is a beautiful form ex- I'd like U.V.S. because of the prises, but is a little slower, until Fleetwood Mac started of their In The In addition, one This support Tango pression. could label 4AD (Bauhaus' old label), "beauty #2". one's for the as a blues band in 1968 recording Night album, at Maple Leaf Gar- not but notice that Stevie had because we all know the help but after 20 or so listenings, I guys, with Peter Green. After he left to dens. Incidentally that was the at least six costume changes dur- "Never understand the want more. This one deserves to women I did for for be a classic; it's the type of album things you/Just you."

It starts slow, but it's that hits home when you need it. cooking by the end. far favourite Side one starts with the ram- By my tune.

I'm with bunctious "it happens every very impressed U.V.S. and I'm forward time". Although song one usually looking

indicates how the rest of the al- to more great stuff, and hopefully soon! I In walks another client-crazed and Buy the damn thing, just bored; Maudlin in in bum will sound, U.V.S. keeps (as Sammy?) 11 Wilf's on Saturday. I Just when think people, quit being so apathetic! He's got the morning look A rock band. Yeah. changing. you have them You're in university / and his head is reeling you might figured out, now, try something new! and BAM, along comes something ) you can't tell where he comes from. 0Sed t0 fat kittens we have Colin Buehler I Max Webster °PP Skinny Puppy at new. 1 the concert hall on the 10th and, strangely enough, i

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Flash of a blade

Stover more By Jon Los Angeles police department to tightly, hiding more depths, in track down and destroy the than Presumed Innocent. Hauer the lead The things I've seen, you replicants before they kill any Rutger plays He is people wouldn't believe...C- more people. Dekker eventually replicant, Roy Batty.

wonderful, beautiful, sex- beams glittering in the darkness does his job. End of story. creepy,

ual as all Scott's massive, at TannhauserGate..Attack ships Blade Runner isn't about get-out. cluttered sets become Hauer's adrift and burning off the plot, though. It's about ambience,

Orion...All these stage. He's all over the shoulder of about lighting, about the way epic these...memories...will place, and running things, all people who have been chewed up emoting like in rain. life around and chewing the be lost with me, tears by look at each other in scenery in like Richard Burton in the middle Time to die. - Roy Batty smoke-filled rooms.

Blade Ruuner. The 'look' of Blade Runner of a four-week bender. Batty is

is awe-inspiring — 21st century super-emotional. He's trying to

If director Ridley Scott eroti-gothic. Scott's future Los live out an entire life of ex-

in in a few believed just a bit more the Angeles, with its monolithic traordinary achievement short "The candle that written word, Blade Runner buildings, perpetual rain-fall and years.

would probably be the best scurrying pedestrians, is burns twice as bright burns half

science fiction movie ever made. Metropolis via film noir. as long — and you have burned so

Starring Harrison Ford, Blade Gorgeous, eerie and smokey. very, very brightly, Roy," Tyrell al- There's in tells when Runner was released to an a great sequence Batty they finally

his into face face. most non-existent box office in which Dekker makes way come to all-but-abandoned It isn't 1982. By the time it got to an apartment enough for Batty. He

while above weird ad- tion here. There is instead, I little more to chew on and Tillsonburg, it was on a double building a kills Tyrell, kills a human who argue floats tlie in the final and Blade Runner bill with Firel'ox. I didn't bother vertising dirigible by, an has helped replicants get to think, a noble beauty over, would

advertisement for a local and dies in battle confrontation between Dekker be as good a film as going. geisha Tyrell, finally one could house out on its side and In the end, the ask for. Ah, to be 14 and stupid again, playing with Ford. Batty. is eh? while its loudspeakers boom out Roy Batty is William Blake's Nietzschean übermensch Nevertheless, it is worth

Blade in human flesh. He's a moved the scram- Edward James Since then, I've seen Japanese, sonourously, echoing Tyger given by desperate savouring. Olmos'

Blade Runner is killer creature — human weird Runner half-a-dozen times. It the spaces. and a poet, a blings of the human any policeman, constructing

about echoes in characters desperately fighting to become I- to survive. unicorns out of little of gets better with every viewing. spaces, pieces al- is 2019. Six richocheting about in landscapes human, to be allowed to live un- If only Scott could have paper...Daryl Hannah as a shriek- The year threaten ' and few - which to devour them. molested death lowed his characters a dervish-like — just replicants artificial humans by premature ing, whirling Ford's Dekker is an unlike- pursuit the powers-that-be. more a few more lines mechanical have escaped from an off-world by speeches, replicant...the

the able fellow - dehumanized, al- The final confrontation between so that we could a bet- and of- colony to meet their creator, apiece get owl...Tyrell's vast empty

most dead. "Sushi -- and Dekker moves evoca- ter their fice...the head of the Tyrell Corporation. emotionally Batty grasp on dimensionality. genetic engineer's room, that's what ex-wife used to this side of clichd, at cluttered with The replicants want to have their my tively just Batty's last words (reproduced toys created from

call he notes in voiceover. wringing from the arid, the of this are beauti- human - me," a meaning start article) short lives a typical replicant is genetic material...the sets, It that he almost-dead of the - stands to reason carcass Big but there could be more there the built to live four years ex- only ful, smoke, those marvelous

in love with a - of of and tended. Ex-blade runner (Blade would fall replicant Shoot-em-up. more Batty's sense tragic blacknesses wetnesses, those

— last for and that the would be Batty's moments loss, more sense-of-wonder, more odd the Runner is a slang term replicant dirigibles, talking

engender honest tears in an A more replicant hunter) Rik Dekker more emotionally complete than redemptive prose. little walk/don't walk signs...

audience. There is no verbal visual, a (Harrison Ford) is recalled by the him. Ford is better here, wound manipula- to go with the Damn, I love this movie^

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varied Small Judy: very

Burke Small's like of her Australia. What Mac- by Tony music, many done to

contemporaries, remains un- Donald's represents is an infiltra-

who march in hundreds charted. Folk tion that allows You your only enters the foreign policy to

ofthousands forpeace, limelight when a Tracey Chap- be considered much differently

You who work for political man comes along. by the Australian people. I think release, "New folk music is prisoners' great," it's very dangerous what these "It's of You who fight the injustice of Small says. part a very corporations are doing around the tradition that's been women ignored, long going world." and You speak for me on for hundreds of years will

continue to go on as the rock

"You Don't For Me" reads music and music in Speak popular goes FEMINIST: "What we are asking

like anthem for Australian folk and out of fashion." I an for are basic human rights. don't

Success, for Small, comes singer/song writer Judy Small. think what we're asking for is so social when of her into Activist, critic, feminist one songs passes frightening or so radical." It is a Small the of folk tradition. and entertainer, will bring arena world that we all should live for of her all personas to U of W' but Small realistically feels that Humanities Theatre November she will not live to see it: "per-

11th for a concert niece's special ap- Activist haps my grandchildren

pearance. will." Entertainer Small's next album will fea-

ENTERTAINER: Judy Small ture a song about the Montreal Social Critic bought her first guitar at 14 but, Massacre which questions 'How unlike her this kind of random peers, instantly took to Feminist come when

folk music instead of the Beatles violence happens, the perpetrator the Beach male?' "The or Boys. Drawing on is always song

folk roots like SOCIAL CRITIC: As the US sent doesn't that it's men's fault early singers Mary say

Travers and Joan Baez for in- troops and carriers into the Per- for doing this," Small cautions,

spiration, Small performs alone sian Gulf, Australia followed suit "it's saying 'what are we as a cul- with on-stage only her guitar and before the United Nations call for ture doing to our little boys and

her warm, smooth voice for sup- military aid. "We're not physical- not doing to our little girls that kil- port. Her material encompasses ly in the proximity of what's turns some men into these

cover songs, a beer commercial going on", Small says, "but we lers?'" and her jingle own stylings. feel very much a part of the

scribble on walls with miniscule minds, You The transition from perform- world, but also the American, ACTIVIST: Judy Small became a "You who your who rattle blinds, The ing cover material to writing her community." "political" artist in 1976 when she who make midnight calls, you my is the of Well don't own compositions was a neces- Small's birthplace, a fishing was arrested at a demonstration in violence you preach core your creed, you for me."-- You Don't For Me. sary one for the singer. "There village named Coffs Harbour, has which she was only an observer. speak Speak weren't just any songs written recently been touched by a staple Today, though she does a lot of about what I wanted to sing of American culture; the little work for organizations like Am- will be for her causes in the issue was of life. fighting about," she said in a phone con- town now contains the largest nesty International, Small has part my Women would and the courtroom. versation. "I started writing to fill MacDonald's restaurant in the little time to take to the streets for come to me the tell me this is Viet Nam story For Small, it is frustra- gaps left between what had Southern Hemisphere. "Golden her causes. my Judy

before me." and tell me about it. I get in- to have to out that one come Arches" from Homefront takes a "Home Front" tells the story my ting point

"A chain from me can be all of these and Natural Selection", jab at the popular corporate of the unseen victims of the Viet spiration people telling enjoyable

about their lives, from television, to watch as well. Her fol- Small's first recording, was and also makes a statement about Nam war: the women left behind. perform released in 1982 ties. Small or own worldwide will attest to and became a political Written in the first person, reading, my experience." lowing modest But her "The best infiltrate how Australian Small now holds a degree in that but it to and success. despite way to a explains an can prove yourself international law. When she finds time out of to re- tours and her cur- country is to do it through its cul- write of such an experience: "I give yourself something her musical the folk rent work on her fifth record, ture. That's what America has wasn't directly affected by it but career, singer member this Remembrance Day.

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Hail to the Champions

Soccer wins second OWIAA in Women's team title two years

time intermission. This by Stephan Latour Cord Sports made it 3-0, and surely

enough doubts crept slowly

into the Laurier minds as

For the second time in they trotted towards the

the Wilfrid dis- two years, sideline, dejected,

Laurier Golden Hawks gusted, and dampened with Women's Soccer team has possible defeat. Among Ontario's captured most them, however, was a true that of prestigious title, believer, someone special,

The Debbie Cal- OWIAA champions. her name was team travelled to Ottawa low. this past weekend and it After the half, she took the was obvious that long that little flicker of light and factor for the trip was no turned it into a wild blazing team. Their outstanding inferno which reduced

in their play began opening Queen's offense to nothing- with After game Queen's. ness. Callow catapulted the being down 3-0, the team Hawks towards the semi-

was able to pull together final when she scored the and continue their winning first marker with an in- Words of wisdom being spoken by Women's soccer coach Syed Mohhammed. ways. credible, if not miraculous

" The started fast Kicker" ter- the match within the of the game shot that found the top Konstantinou, leton, yet against premises and but the Hawk rific Tania and Toronto such This marked the furious, corner. Soon after, she con- Rusynyk, proved sug- goal. goal

Eleven had to face Nina Orescanin made be The end of Toronto's twelve, nected for her second and no gestions to wrong. hopes, yet with the man in black mistake from the was team it started the smiles that was able to keep calm and spot. day's gospel play, the efforts with and Toronto's Eleven radiated dampening poised during the goal Cathy Bailey guarded the were a joyous spirit by notorious decisions and reduced to watch- the time the final whistle melee. At this point posts and turned in a re- tourists,

Queen's that the Hawks was blown. The Ontario poor judgements. Queen's was no longer sure spectable performance ing dazzle, used such their and drive them into Laurier's offerings to about victory, especially left the Eleven to meet dance, Cup was once fullest capacity, and scored when midfield culprit Col- Guelph in the semi-final. an defensive stance. Most again!

after a controversial side As the was Laurier's all that leen Allen connected on a they say rest impressive was Having captured line call. added anoth- this find Ontario has the They header to tie the score, history, yet history was ability to space. to offer, er marker when the Laurier beautiful that Tania terrorized Hawks will now take the sending the match into so reading or Rusynyk on defense was considerably overtime. hearing about it does not them first with a thunderous Eastern Champions at shaken in the 18 box. and Acadia this weekend. Last yard That over-time did not substitute seeing feeling penalty shot for the 1-0

Queen's was no it because those means can- This debacle at the by produce anything decisive score. was not enough year's

means finished It and the Hawks added CIAU's to mean that inflicting and so it came to the not project any passion. yet ought

wounds into the of still have to deep dreaded penalty shot con- brings tears to my eyes another marker, courtesy they a score

and added Laurier loved that I missed the Konstantinou's lethal touch settle. Believe to achieve! Hawks, they test. every knowing what seemed to be an insur- moment of it as the stormy opportunity. Nevertheless,

ance goal before the half- Helen Stoumbos, Kelly the Hawks took the op-

portunity and the Gryphons,

putting in a tremendous ef-

fort, could not stand in the

way.

"Kicker" Konstantinou

opened the score in the first half, leaving Guelph to

the and send equalize game

it once again into over-time.

Again nothing definite

came out of the 30 minute

period and once again

Laurier strutted their stuff in

style from the penalty spot, with Cathy Bailey catching

the cannon balls coming her

the way, sending team to a familiar occasion; the final.

Until the final, some sug- Congratulations! You've done it again. You've captured gested chat the Laurier had the OWIAA championship. C'mon won! brought lots of luck to Car- coach, give us a smile, they the 28 SPORTS cord Thursday November 8,1990 ;

Hawks go out with pride

Football team loses 23-18 to Western

by Chris Dodd two degrees. The campus of the white.

Cord Sports University of Western Ontario The Hawks dove, lunged, seemed the for perfect spot an up- fought and scrapped during the The Wilfrid Laurier Golden set. course of the battle and still came The Hav football team was the last Hawks had won the right out short, losing 23-18. The first

ver beat the Western to meet the in the team to > Mustangs open- quarter was tough on the Laurier in round of the OUAA Mustangs and everyone purple ing playoffs crew as Western moved the ball

and was for another a thriller in gold hoping by winning Guelph well. By 4:34 Western had built a

of the number one ranked the week. upset previous Many gave 13-0 lead on two field goals and a

this The the Hawks a chance the Mustangs past Saturday. against punt return for the major. How-

as the sun beat national setting was perfect powerful defending ever, with thirteen seconds left in

down on J W Little Memorial and it seemed as champs though the quarter John Tavares stepped

stadium and the temperature rose Laurier would be a for- in front of certainly an errant Western pass to unseasonably warm midable foe for the an twenty- purple and and went the length of the field

for six points. The extra point

was botched, but it was obvious

that John Tavares had single

handedly given the Hawks a sec-

ond chance.

The second quarter saw two

more Western field goals. It also

down saw Tony Wilson pull a want to let "Hey guys, we just you know, beautiful interception that ended you're still the best. up in a Bill Kubas pass to in Clive Hugh Lawson and Stephan Ptaszek the endzone. able to find Ptaszek two more Tharby,

By the end of the quarter Laurier times to combine for another Dan Campagnon really did a job

on the Western attack was only down by a touchdown major and Laurier's hopes were running while Tim Bisci and alive for the race to the still alive. They were unable to Tony Wilson, and shut West- Yates Cup. The 16-12 deficit muster another score, however, Greg Sweeney

seemed to the and the ended 23-18 in ern's down. unimportant high game at passing game powered Hawk offense and things favour of the Mustangs. The obvious difference in the

were destined to get more excit- The Hawks made it tight and contest was the superior kicking

final sounded. think of the Five field ing before the gun gave Western something to game Mustangs.

The first play from scrimmage about going into next Saturday's goals is certainly something the be in the second half saw Kubas hit Yates Cup final. Laurier came in Western kicker can proud of

on how- a streaking Stephan Ptaszek for a with virtually nothing to lose and top of his great punts,

that turned the Hawks a big gain was quickly almost pulled off the impossible. ever, put together

around by Western as they Coach Newbrough should be con- valiant effort and almost achieved stripped the ball By the end for the Hawks away. gratulated, were the unthinkable. If Western goes of the third Western had quarter, obviously prepared. The defense on to defend its national lead 22-12. built up their to an all-world that will that played game, stop- championship prove in the fourth Western Early ping the highly touted Western once and for all Laurier football

added a and that was single point offense from scoring an offensive is back and will be a force to be

it for them. Laurier was not touchdown. The defense the kept dealt with in the next few years. Watch out for this Bill Kubas man, through, however. Kubas was and white in check all purple day. Congratulations guys.

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Finally: Golden Hawks Hockey

forward Greg Puhalski. Dopson the opening period. Mike Dahle netted his second of last and Mike Gillies of the the he in from the was outstanding year was Gryphons night as skated

virtually unbeatable in the tied it on a power play goal at corner to give Laurier a 5-4 lead. the lead playoffs, so good in fact he was 4:34. The Hawks took Voyageur goalie Derreck

signed by the Pittsburgh Penguins halfway through the second peri- Massey faced eighteen shots in

earlier this year. od when Sean Davidson deflected the second period and the defense Puhalski led the CIAU in several rebounds points captain Mike Maurice's point gave up big to with 22 goals and 44 assists last shot. At 15:04 Peter Choma and the Hawks. Laurier allowed only The scored nation three second shots year. team a Guelph's Bob Lee were thrown period on high of 160 goals while only out for fighting. goalie Mike Matuszek. 57. The Hawks finished Laurentian tied the giving up Andrew Wood scored for game at of with a remarkable 19-3 record. Laurier before the Gryphons 3:03 the third as Dean Pella

Other Hawk losses include in on Matuszek. Mike pulled to within one on a Steve came right lan defenseman Dobrindt, captain Perkovic point shot. That was all Maurice then gave the lead back

Bill Brad Peter Loshaw, Sparkes, for the Gryphons as the Hawks to the Hawks at 4:25 with his sec-

Garnet ond he Hellstrom, McKechney, added three more goals including goal of the night as broke

Brent and Tom Jackson. defenders Bywater a beautiful one by Maurice after a through two Voyageur

Mike who score while the Hawks However, Maurice, super set-up by Davidson. The to were finished second in CIAU shorthanded. scoring Hawks by the way, were again Laurier's last year, returns as cap- shorthanded. (Ain't that always Laurentian tied the score at #1. Who's fill this Question gonna skates. guy's tain. the six the with way?) on power play a The Hawks entered Thurs- Steve Purves made it 6-2, quick shot from the face-off cir- last with by Andrew Bailey a 6-2 of with an 1-1 year trouncing day's game even scoring with only twenty-five cle at 12:04. At the end of three Cord Sports the Guelph Gryphons at last beaten York 8-4 record, having seconds to go. Hawk goalie Mike periods the score was deadlocked

Thursday's home at the to Windsor 5-2 on the opener and losing Matuszek was sharp stopping 23 at six, and a five minute sudden- The Laurier Hawks Hawkey Bubble in front of about 300 fans. road. Laurier the death overtime opened scoring Guelph shots, including a was added.

have new faces for the The Hawks are nine Dan may many missing early as Peter Choma fed breakaway by Rob Smilsky. The On their second shot of the 1990-91 campaign but the Hawks of last most notab- net year's starters, Rintche in front of the and Hawks outshot Guelph each peri- overtime period the Voyageurs' of continued their winning ways ly goaltender Rob and Rintche it home at 1:19 of Dopson popped od firing a total of 43 at Rob Bill Campbell scored with 1:08

Fournier. remaining, lifting Laurentian to a

7-6 upset victory. The Hawks outshot the Voy-

ageurs 37-19 but were unable to HAWKS OFTHEWEEK SATURDAY NOVEMBER 3 capitalize on several good op- YS. LAURENTIAN portunities. The officiating for the

second straight game was any- DEBBIE CALLOW Fresh off their pounding of (SOCCER)- The thing but perfect, as the referees the 2nd sociology student from Aurora Gryphons two days prior, the year let the Voyageurs get away with Hawks host this scored two goals to bring the Hawks played again, several blatant infractions. the back from a 3-0 deficit time to Laurentian Voyageurs against Queen's Mike Matuszek was not as in in the first of the OWIAA front of a crowd of about 200. game sharp in net as he had been in the

tournament this weekend. On Friday night the Voy- championship Guelph game, which might mean

The Hawks to had been thrashed 10-0 by eventually rallied win this ageurs that the door to goaltender is and the Western in London, game the rest to become the Mustangs opening for Murray Townsend. OWIAA champions. so they were looking for a win to This evens the Hawkey make the back to Sud- long trip Hawks' record to 2-2. The Hawks bit bury a more pleasant. They host Concordia at 7:00 pm this did this, and at the same time got Saturday and then meet the

some confidence back. McGill Redmen 2:00 at pm on Laurentian off to jumped an Both will Sunday. games be early 3-0 lead before Scott Dris- played at the Bubble. The team coll scored to the put Hawkey deserves your support so come Hawks on the board with a shot out and cheer them on to another from the point with only seconds winning season. left in the first period. At 4:57 of

the second, Mike Maurice

deposited the puck in the right side of the net to pull Laurier to within ANDREW REED (VOLLEYBALL)- one. Only twenty seconds later, The 3rd year business student from Strat- Mike Dahle tied the three ford, in had 8 stuff game at Wednesday's game, after a scramble in front of the blocks, 3 digs and 12 kills against Wind- Laurentian net. Then at 9:26 Sean sor. In the Laurier Invitational tourna- Davidson ment this weekend he registered 42 kills, gave Laurier the lead

17 with a The stuff blocks and 5 service aces in the power play goal. Voy- tied the with 3 games he played. ageurs game a goal

on a delayed penalty at 11:44.

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Cord Sports ball Hawks. beheld with talked about was a conceivable recovering and This fan of reverence "The rumbling the year I became a the over Western. In our minds of the field. That was introduction to Kubas and Stucke Show" was upset length WLU Varsity Football Golden my (or we all new that the had The Hawk football. The week after, I that the Montana and Rice Mustangs impossible, of course, Hawks. Not that I wasn't a fan the better team, but in our hearts never What did sat with the same bunch of show)? With the Hawks leading happened. hap- before. Although this is my third gu>j we knew that if team was however, was a as well as Dean of Arts anJ by nine points, I left the contest any pen, newfound year at Laurier, I am ashamed to to defeat Western, the for the Hawks Science Dr. Art Read and WLU with two minutes remaining, only going respect football say that I have only attended the Hawks would be the team. and its to return due to the roar of the program players from odd football game in the past. and crowd. I watched in horror as The impossible almost hap- myself many others. The Still, it was comforting to know Cecchini's role with The defense showed their infinite Guelph scored a touchdown, pened. seemingly practising, the that WLU annually fields a com- and character in endless of the completed a two point conversion talent, desire, studying playbook, petitive team. After all, Laurier the team shutting down the and the countless hours attempt, and recovered an on-side virtually reviewing was the last team to beat Western, offense. The John films kick, only to sigh in relief as the Mustang game ultimately right? And wasn't it Laurier who significantly changed Travares for a touch- demonstrates the dedication Hawk's Tony Wilson made a interception of recently won the Yates Cup and this season playoff-saving tackle thwarting down, the Tony Wilson intercep- the players. Indeed, the players were this close Vanier to Cup ap- tion that led to a touchdown, Fred to the Gryphon comeback. wanted win for WLU and its pearance? Neverthless, it didn't Grossman hustling downfield students as much as did for Also in this game, I they really bother me that Laurier lost making a touchdown saving tack- themselves. counted every to Waterloo and missed the President Dr. John Weir to watch painstakingly yard le. These were the plays that the Hawks the hated that Cecchini gained on the playoffs last year. This year, play greatly made Hawk fans believe an upset They promote ground, hoping that in some however, losing to Waterloo and Western Mustangs. How many way was in the making. In the same he could the yardage missing the playoffs would have students at Queen's or Mac or capture school and I moaned unity needed to break the OUAA rush- respect, however, along York can that sat with really bothered me, because this say thay with all Hawk fans during the University and the Dean of ing record by a meagre 40 yards. year I became a real fan. prez pride Western touchdown I couldn't but wonder how on a punt My passion for University artsies at a football game? help return, that Stefan Ptaszek fumble I easily those 40 could have football--that is, Hawks football- was more than impressesd as yards after a beautiful catch and run, been the of his the immeasurable loss started when two friends of mine rookie quarterback Bill Kubas gained over course Despite the high snap that sailed over Clive four seasons. Hell, make that of such as Tharby, Dan invited me to join them and watch masterfully picked apart the Richard Guenther's punter head, and Cober-- Waterloo defence over the course of this Compagnon, Lyndon the team play this year's en route to not past year. the failed on-side kick effort. who led the team both and off a must-win the War- If his number was called on homecoming game versus only over only I still for the im- Yet, hoped the field and will be Toronto. I probably would have riors but also the capturing the eight, maybe ten more times. But leaving I believed that possible. some- with tradition-- CIAU Late Chris Dodd com- WLU a winning refused except: # 1 -it was a Athlete of the Week. as my colleague way, somehow the Hawks would in this I mented two weeks Cec- the youthful football Hawks still gorgeous day and, #2-1 got to same game, watched with ago, pull off the monumental upset in in chini's with the show know veteran tailback Andy Cec- a sense of pride as Janzen, the role team sig- some promise. the game's dying moments. I this season as It took me three but 1 chini and back-up quarterback midst of a defensive blitz, rifled a nificantly changed years, pictured the touchdown oriented. winning finally the Lauriei Chris Janzen fairly well earlier in 40-yard touchdown strike to Cec- the offense became pass appreciate scored Cecchini this role with being by bursting Golden Hawk football team. the fall and thought that it would chini (remember those two?), He accepted new the middle for a 90-yard the best interest of the team in up They not only provide memorable be great to see them play. It thereby completely avenging last Or Kubas last sprint. launching a moments to all those involved two loss to mind and with the attitude of the turned out that my friends year's painful the War- Hail to Brent Stucke riors. leader that he is. gasp Mary with WLU, they promote school were avid football fans: they reproducing the magic they creat- well. I to With the Yates Cup playoffs unity and pride, as Yes, knew names, positions, strengths, travelled Guelph the fol- ed in the weeks. Or a first ahead, all week I talked previous looking back, this was the year weaknesses, strategies, plays...l lowing week, my journey out long Western fumble in Hawks I of the confines of football. I talked football to any- deep that I became a big fan of Hawks started to wonder why was pre- Seagram with one listen, what I territory Hugh Lawson football. viously disinterested in the foot- Stadium to watch tha Hawks, and that would and

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Thursday November 8,1990 SPORTS 31 Men's volleyball loses key player

"There is still an element of by Chris Dodd Davis were quite happy with the in Cord inconsistency our play," stated Sports team's effort. "We played very

well," commented Davis. The Davis, "but we are getting close

The Wilfrid Laurier Golden modest coach's comments didn't to our potential."

Hawks men's volleyball squad even come close to conveying the The Hawks proved on the had done lot of a speculating over hurting the Hawks put on the weekend that they will no longer the off-season and it was time to Lancers. be rolled over by teams such as show exactly what they had on and will Greg Tennyson led the way, Western and Waterloo, Halloween at the A.C. The op- as the veteran setter played out- be there to challenge for the ponent was an obviously over- standing volleyball. "Greg proba- crown come the end of the sea- matched squad from Windsor. bly set the best game of his life," son. The Hawks systematically dis- praised Davis. He must have been mantled the Lancer squad and did The weekend did see the doing something right as Andrew so with Hawks lose in Arnie precision and grace. key player Reed, Andy Fenton and Arnie The Hawks came out and took Mcfalls. Arnie sprained his ankle McFalls spent most of their night will care of business as they put a against Western and be out above the net demoralizing the drubbing on Windsor. Laurier to- for two to three weeks. "The loss in Lancers. Reed was fine form, tally dominated, winning 15-5, of Arnie will hurt," expressed with 12 kills and 8 stuff blocks 15-0 15-6. and Davis. However, if the game while Fenton wasn't far behind Coach Both Smith and Coach against Windsor is any indication, with 10 kills. the squad will more than com- On the weekend the Hawks pensate for the loss.

hosted a tournament in the Andrew Reed was a standout weekend for men's Athletic Complex and played on the weekend and made the Big hoopsters well but ran into a bit of bad luck tournament All-star team. The ilong the way. In their first con- team will need Reed to play like test the Hawks lost a close one to Rob followed the Laurier by Cresswell points, by Danny Deep game began a final that this week as the tough part of the defending OUAA champs, Cord Sports who chipped in 16. Behind Laurier had surge. by one, the schedule is By Waterloo. coming up. On Saturday Laurier faced the the ball with the clock ticking time will have Our varsity Hawks travelled press they already of "This could have University Winnipeg, a very down. Danny Deep penetrated, game gone nation's this played Waterloo and be getting up to the capital past large and tough team that Laurier drawing the defense to him and either way," said Davis. "The of- to Western here on the weekend for a few contests at the ready play had trouble to. The dished to first for- was bad and matching up quickly year ficiating really 14th. University of Ottawa. On Friday of ward presence a seven-footer on the Sean Roach. Roach went to certainly affected the outcome." the GeeGees offered some stiff team posed a few problems for the hoop, laid it in and got fouled The Hawks A six hour bus ride play an exciting competition. The team went on to dominate our post players. Fortunately, the in the process. He made the shot brand of and motivator the Hawks volleyball are was not a as Brock in three straight which set must have with guys got some rest as no time on the clock giving certainly contenders this out flat. Their 86-73 loss to year. came up two matches with the tradi- were to the Laurier a 75-73 WOW! they up challenge. victory. The fans will definitely be enter- Ottawa is not a reflection of the tionally Western squad. Laurier of A strong trailed for most the last minute, come from behind tained and home satisfied team's however. go after ability, The semifinals versus the with the deficit Hard believe! game, biggest victory. to a Hawk contest at the A.C. So "We couldn't and just score, Mustangs were exciting but the 13 Their Jefferies stated "The fact being points. scrappy that come out and support the vol- had no luck whatsoever," said Hawks out came on the wrong created an incredible 38 we won this is in- play game just leyball Hawks. You will not be Coach Jefferies on Jef- end of Monday. a 15-6, 15-12, 14-16, 15- team fouls. credible." feries did make disappointed. not want to ex- 12 score. "Officiating was very dif- cuses for the team but said that if ferent. Here (at Laurier) they let they had played even a step down you play, in Ottawa they call from the quality of play against everything," stated Jefferies. University of Toronto, they could was in the bonus after have Winnipeg won easily. Laurier was a the sixth minute of each half. miserable 32% from the field, and

Fortunately for Laurier, were an even more unattractive 24-43 they not that from the line. from the free throw line. Mike sharp

Alessio led the scoring with 21 Trailing by a handful late in

Women's basketball split weekend

games

by Jeff Dragich Bourne, who each made a pair of

Cord Sports critical free-throws as Concordia tried back in the to get game. Jen- The Lady Hawk Hoopsters nifer Field added 11 points from travelled to Kingston over the the post. weekend and split a pair of Lindley liked the way her preseason games. They beat Con- team "kept control of the game, but fell handled the and did the cordia, to the host pressure

Queen's squad. things we had to do to win."

LAURIER 57 CONCORDIA 51 QUEEN'S 64 LAURIER 39

The Hawks dominated this Queen's attacked the young

from and game the opening tip. Hawk squad with an intense They f«iyßlif M #4 - si is i established defense. Laurier an lead, and physical S? - ?1: early pressure s | ; x ,', VT*\tfem ■HHBHShH v

held on to withstand unable dissolve that a late rally was to pres- by Concordia. sure, and were never in the game.

Janice Field led the charge They had difficulty inbounding with 23 Coach the and an offense. No. It's - points. Sue Lind- ball, running lfi3S3lßiB just a disc not unlike those found at Dr. Disc; earth base for ley was "We lost and had to thousands impressed with her per- our focus, of new and used records, cassettes and CDs. formance. "Janice was outstand- free- lance, which led to a num- It's time then to visit the located at ing. Besides her did ber of noted. Doctor, 146 King St. W. in the scoring, she a turnovers," Lindley heart of downtown Kitchener We're from tremendous job It (see photo). open 10am to defensively. "But we need experience against 10pm Monday thru was the best Saturday and now from to # game I've seen her 2pm 9pm on Sunday, (our phone is 743-831 5) that kind of pressure defense. We since I've play been at Laurier. It can't simulate it in practice. We'll nice was to see her take learn charge; have to take our lumps and 111 Led Zeppelin Daze! tn she asserted the herself on floor, how to attack and beat it." —I $2.00 OFF CASSETTES AND LP'S and the V* results speak for them- Janice Field led the scoring OFF selves." $3.00 CD'S AND POSTERS nflS^Ji'ONyb with 13 points, sister Jennifer Other $5.00 OFF GIANT POSTERS key players in the late added 8. However, Jennifer added Ji fZ of * Ends 111 stages the were rookie Friday, November 16 tunes that are out-of-this-world game strong defense, and drew several guards Jillian Napier and Holly charges. H®»v 2 *$We**

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