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Ace Ventura: the New York Mile Ace Ventura: The New York Mile by Nelson Christian Amador Based on the chracthers by Jack Brenstien and Tom Shadyac TheWarnerBrotherslogostartsanditshowstheskylineof NewYorkCity. TheSongSummertimeByWillSmithplaysrightafterthe WarnerBrotherslogointro. FADETO: TheMorganCreekstartsanditverycolorfulandshinny. FADETO: TheRevolutionstudiosintrostarts. FADETO: INT.THEBROOKLYNBRIDGE-AFTERNOON AlotofcarsontheBrooklynbridgeastheyaregoinginto manydifferentdirections. CUTTO: Girlsarejoggingonthesidewalkandalsotherearesome people. CUTTO: OtherpartsofNewYorkCitywheretherearebusinesses peoplegoingtowork. CUTTO: AreallyfancyChevycarstartszoomingonthehighwayand itstartsheadingtoManhattan. Insideofthecar,Aceisdrivinghisnewcarandheis wearinghissunglassesandSpikeismakingnoiseinhis car. Aceisdrinkinghismountaindewwhileheisdriving. Acekeepsondrivingandthecarkeepsongoing. CUTTO: AcegetstoTimesqaureandhelooksaroundandseethe elementsofthecityandpeoplewalking. Acekeepsondrivingandhefinallyfindsaparkingspot. Aceparkshiscarandheturnsoffhiscar. 2. AcegetsoutofthecarandAceisnowinhistraditional AceVenturaoutfit.Acesmilesandhestartswalkingtoa mall. AsAceiswalkingalotofbeautifulgirlsaresmilingat himandAcelowershissunglassesandhestartschecking outthegirlsaroundhim. AcekeepsonwalkingandAcepressesabuttonhiscustom spywatch. ACEVENTURA Sowhatbuildingareyouinagain Vandinga? MAXWOODSTOCKVANDINGA I'minthemallbutI'monthe2nd floor.Don'tyouwillseeme. ACEVENTURA Soundsgood.Aaaaaalrighty then.... Acekeepsonwalking. CUTTO: Acegetsintothemallandheseesallthestoresinthe mall.Acealsoseesalotoffoodplacesinthemall. AcewalkstotheescalatoranditstartsgoingupandAce seesMaxonhistablet. AcestartswalkingtowardsMax. MAXWOODSTOCKVANDINGA Heyman.YourhereIamglad. Dude,Howwasyourflight? ACEVENTURA OhitwasreallygoodMax.I noticedyougrewyourhairoutmy man. MAXWOODSTOCKVANDINGA Yeahyoulikeit.Thatwaynobody willknowhowIamanditwill looklikethatI'mahippielike personfromthe70's.Youalso changedyourappearanceaswell withthecircuspantsandleather bootsaswell. 3. ACEVENTURA Wellthereasonis.Isbecause MelissaandJessicaareright.I amnotmeanttobeapolice officer.AndFromnowonIamAce VenturaPetDetective.Hell,I haveanewbusinessescardnow. AceshowsMaxhisbusinessescardandMaxlooksatit. MAXWOODSTOCKVANDINGA Dudethat'sreallysweet.Well anyway,Ifoundoutthatmydad hasnewbossandheworkswith diamondsandjewelry. ACEVENTURA Andwhatthehelldoesthishave todowithPets? MAXWOODSTOCKVANDINGA I'mgettingtodothatbro. Anyway,oneofmydad'scoworkers alsoacatthatisreallysmart andwhilewearethere,wemight havetobeonthelookoutfor anythingthatisstrange. CUTTO: AsAceandMaxaretalking,Spikeisinthemallandhe startsclimbingononethepollsandhecatchesuptoAce. SpikejumpsonAce'sshoulder. ACEVENTURA HeySpike,didyougiveuncle Vandingahishug? MAXWOODSTOCKVANDINGA Youhaveamonkeynow? ACEVENTURA ThisisSpike.Igothimright afterIbrokeupwithJessica. MAXWOODSTOCKVANDINGA Whathappenman? ACEVENTURA Welljustdriftedapartandsheis workingforherfamily.ButIwill stillrememberherasmyfirst evergirlfriend. 4. MAXWOODSTOCKVANDINGA AndMelissa? ACEVENTURA OhMelissaandIaregreat.Sheis alsohereaswell.Andwealsodid itlastnightaswell. MAXWOODSTOCKVANDINGA What?!..... CUTTO: INT.UNITEDCLUBINMIAMIAIRPORT-NIGHT-STORYSEQUENCE AceandMelissaarehavingsexinsideofaUnitedClub bedroom. AceandMelissastopandMelissaislaughingandtheyare bothsmilingateachother. Asubtitleshowsupanditsays"OneDayEarlier" MELISSAROBINSON IloveyouAce. ACEVENTURA IloveyoutooMelissa. MELISSAROBINSON IamjustreallygladthatIgot togowithyoutoNewYorkwith you. ACEVENTURA Ofcourse. AceandMelissakeepkissingeachotheronthelips. MELISSAROBINSON Doesn'tourflightleavein2 hours? ACEVENTURA Don'tworryI'mreallysurewe willgettherebabygirl. AsAceandMelissaareinthebedroom,theygetaveryrude knockatthedoor. ACEVENTURA(CONT'D) Yes.Whoisit? 5. JESSICAMONROE Aceyoufuckingbetteropenthis doorrightnow?!....Iamnothappy andyouweresupposetomeetmeat theSpencersandweweregoingto ahavepartythere. JessicafinallyopensthedoorandAcegetsupandhe covershispenniswithapillow. JESSICAMONROE(CONT'D) AceyournakedinaUnitedclub, Whatthefuckisgoingon?!... Melissagetsupandshegrabsatowelandcovershernaked body. MELISSAROBINSON HiJessica.I'mMelissa. JESSICAMONROE Yourseeinghernow?!.... ACEVENTURA Jessica,Ijustdon'tknowifwe haveanythingincommonanymore. Plusyourparentsdon'tevenlike me.AndtheythinkwhatI'mdoing isbullcrapaccordingtothem. JESSICAMONROE ButIreallywantedyoutobea animalvetsothatmyparentscan likeyou.Andwecanbe together... ACEVENTURA WellI'msorryJessicabut...I'm goingtobeapetdetectiveand thereisnothingyoucandoabout it.Ihavemadeupmymind.AndI justdon'tfitintoyourworld likeIthoughtIdid.Especially afterIaccidentallyhityourdad intheballsduringagameofa golf. CUTTO: Acestartswalkingtothegolfcourseandheshowswearing hisMiamiVicelikeoutfit. ACEVENTURA(CONT'D) HeyMr.Monroe,itisaverynice andwonderfuldaytoplaygolf. 6. CUTTO: Jessica'sparentsintheirfancyclothesarejuststunned andareconfusedoutoftheirmind. RILEYMONROE Ohforthelovefuck!!!! CARLYMONROE Wellhedoeshaveasenseofa style.Iwillgivehimthat... Acewalksuptothem.andshakestheirhand. ACEVENTURA HiMr.Monroe,I'mAceVenturaPet Detective. RILEYMONROE YesIknowwhoyouareMr. Ventura.Yousavedmydaughter fromFrankTingles.AndIjust wanttosaythankyouforsaving her. ACEVENTURA Ohitwasnothingsir,Ijust reallyloveyourdaughteralot andsheisthelighttomyworld. RILEYMONROE Interesting.WellIwasinviting toyoucomealongtoplaygolf withsomeofmycoworkers.Would youcaretocomealong? ACEVENTURA Surepleasurethingsir. CUTTO: AceandRileymeetRiley'sCoworkers. RILEYMONROE GuysthisisAceVenturaanimal detective. ACEVENTURA Pleasuretomeetyougentlemen. Andit'sactuallypetdetective buyyourcloseMr.M RILEYMONROE Juststoptalking. 7. ACEVENTURA Ohokay. COWORKER1 WellAnimaldetective.Soundslike theeconomyhasbeendoingreally goodeventocreatethisposition. Soundslikeabunchofabullshit tome... COWORKER2 Yeahbecauseit'slikejustas muchmoneyaslikebeingahooker orastripperorworkingat McDonald's. ACEVENTURA Wellsofarmylastpaywas actuallyaround35,000$incashI believebecausethepolicepaidme forgettingTinglesbehindbars. RILEYMONROE WhatdidItellyouabout talking?!... ACEVENTURA Yessir. COWORKER3 Letsgoplaysomegolf.Ijust havetotakeviagra. CUTTO: ThemenandAceareonthefirstholeandAceis concentratingreallyhard.Acefinallyhitstheballandit goesreallyfar. COWORKER1 Hollydamnthatlooksfar. COWORKER2 Yeahitreallydoes.Itremindsme ofthetimeIplayedgolfwith AmandaCerny'sfather.Itdidn't turnoutgoodatall. AcewalksuptoRileywithasmileonhisface. RILEYMONROE Ididn'tknowyouknewhowtoplay golf. 8. ACEVENTURA Isadlydon'tactually. Rileyisveryshockedandconfessed. CUTTO: AceandthemenandJessica'sdadareonthelasthole. COWORKER1 WellitseemstomethatIwon thisroundbyamilebecause animalboycan'thitshit!!!!!... COWORKER2 YeahIhavetofuckingagree.He alsoputstoomuchcologneon.He smileslikejaguarandatigeras well. RILEYMONROE Ohokayguys.wellwehaveahuge partyinTampainacoupleof days.Andthenwewillpartyas well. Rileyandhiscoworkersstartlaughing. Acekeepsonconcentratingandhehitstheballintothe hole. RILEYMONROE(CONT'D) WellsadlyyougotaboggyMr. Ventura.ButIappreciateyour hustleandattentiontodetail. ACEVENTURA OhwellImeanwecanalways improvewhichIbelieveisagood thing.WellIwillgogetthegolf clubs. Acewalksoverandhegrabsthegolfclubsandallofa sudden,Acetripsonsomethingoneofthegolfclubsflys outofthecadybaganditwhacksRileyintheballs. Rileyfallstothegroundinpain. ACEVENTURA(CONT'D) Holyshitballs!!!!!!.... AcestartsrunningtoRiley. ACEVENTURA(CONT'D) Mr.Monroe!!!!!!.... 9. CUTTO: TheambulancecomeandtakeRileyintotheambulancecar. ACEVENTURA(CONT'D) Mr.MonroeIamsosorry. RILEYMONROE Yousuckatgolfreallybadand youdon'tdeservetodatemy daughter.AndnowIcan'thavesex withmyownwifebecauseofyou moron!!!!!! Thecarleavesandmakesasirennoise. COWORKER1 Manthat'stoobad.Becausethat's likesayingyouranoutofmoney andthenalsosayingYoucan'tdo salsadancing. COWORKER2 YeahandalsoRileyisthelifeof thepartyandIamgoingtomiss youforacoupleofdays. FADETO: AceandJessicaareintheirswimmingpoolandtheygointo thehottub. JESSICAMONROE Ireallyenjoybeingwithyou rightnow. ACEVENTURA Areyousureyourparentsareokay withmebeinghereafterthegolf incident? JESSICAMONROE Ace,don'tworrymydadjustgets reallyangryandmadwhenhegets injured.Hewillbeokay. ACEVENTURA Whataboutyourmom? JESSICAMONROE Sheisfine,shewenttogo bowlingwithherfriends. CUTTO: 10. Carlyisonthephoneandlistenstophonetellherthe bowlingallyisclosed. CARLYMONROE Goddamnit!!!That'sthe2ndtime thismonththeycloseddown.AndI wasreallylookingforwardto goingbowling. Carlygoesintobathroomandshestartstakingherclothes andshechangesherswimsuit. ThePineapplesongByGoodSizestartsplayinginthe background. CUTTO: Carlygetsoutthebathroomandsheisinonepiecebathing suitandshestartswalkingoutside. CUTTO: Acestartshearingsomeonewalkdowntothepoolasheis makingoutwithJessica. ACEVENTURA Ithoughtyousaidnoonewas here? JESSICAMONROE Whatdoyoumean? AceandJessicaseeCarlycoming. CARLYMONROE JessicaIwasgoingtogobowling withsomeofmyfriendsbut then...Jessicaareyounaked insideourpool?!... AceandJessicaseeCarly. ACEVENTURA HiMrs.Monroe,Thereisalotof roomforyoudownhere.Youshould joinus. JESSICAMONROE Yeahmommie,Aceishereisn't thatwonder? CARLYMONROE Yougetyourfuckinghandsoffmy daughter.Alsoyoudidn'tgetmy permissiontocomeover!!!!!! 11. Acegetsoutofthepoolwithoutgrabbinghisswim-trunks andheclimbsoffthefenceandlandsonthegroundandhe startsrunningawayfromthehouseandthemusicgets louder. JESSICAMONROE Acecomeback!!!!!!... CUTTO: MelissaisdrivingontheroadandshespotsAcestreaking.
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