Ace Ventura: The New York Mile
by
Nelson Christian Amador
Based on the chracthers by Jack Brenstien and Tom Shadyac The Warner Brothers logo starts and it shows the skyline of New York City. The Song Summertime By Will Smith plays right after the Warner Brothers logo intro. FADE TO: The Morgan Creek starts and it very colorful and shinny. FADE TO: The Revolution studios intro starts. FADE TO: INT. THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE - AFTERNOON A lot of cars on the Brooklyn bridge as they are going into many different directions. CUT TO: Girls are jogging on the sidewalk and also there are some people. CUT TO: Other parts of New York City where there are businesses people going to work. CUT TO: A really fancy Chevy car starts zooming on the highway and it starts heading to Manhattan. Inside of the car, Ace is driving his new car and he is wearing his sun glasses and Spike is making noise in his car. Ace is drinking his mountain dew while he is driving. Ace keeps on driving and the car keeps on going. CUT TO: Ace gets to Time sqaure and he looks around and see the elements of the city and people walking. Ace keeps on driving and he finally finds a parking spot. Ace parks his car and he turns off his car. 2.
Ace gets out of the car and Ace is now in his traditional Ace Ventura outfit. Ace smiles and he starts walking to a mall. As Ace is walking a lot of beautiful girls are smiling at him and Ace lowers his sun glasses and he starts checking out the girls around him. Ace keeps on walking and Ace presses a button his custom spy watch. ACE VENTURA So what building are you in again Vandinga? MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA I'm in the mall but I'm on the 2nd floor. Don't you will see me. ACE VENTURA Sounds good. Aaaaaal righty then.... Ace keeps on walking. CUT TO: Ace gets into the mall and he sees all the stores in the mall. Ace also sees a lot of food places in the mall. Ace walks to the escalator and it starts going up and Ace sees Max on his tablet. Ace starts walking towards Max. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Hey man. Your here I am glad. Dude, How was your flight? ACE VENTURA Oh it was really good Max. I noticed you grew your hair out my man. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Yeah you like it. That way nobody will know how I am and it will look like that I'm a hippie like person from the 70's. You also changed your appearance as well with the circus pants and leather boots as well. 3.
ACE VENTURA Well the reason is. Is because Melissa and Jessica are right. I am not meant to be a police officer. And From now on I am Ace Ventura Pet Detective. Hell, I have a new businesses card now. Ace shows Max his businesses card and Max looks at it. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Dude that's really sweet. Well anyway, I found out that my dad has new boss and he works with diamonds and jewelry. ACE VENTURA And what the hell does this have to do with Pets? MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA I'm getting to do that bro. Anyway, one of my dad's co workers also a cat that is really smart and while we are there, we might have to be on the look out for anything that is strange. CUT TO: As Ace and Max are talking, Spike is in the mall and he starts climbing on one the polls and he catches up to Ace. Spike jumps on Ace's shoulder. ACE VENTURA Hey Spike, did you give uncle Vandinga his hug? MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA You have a monkey now? ACE VENTURA This is Spike. I got him right after I broke up with Jessica. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA What happen man? ACE VENTURA Well just drifted apart and she is working for her family. But I will still remember her as my first ever girlfriend. 4.
MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA And Melissa? ACE VENTURA Oh Melissa and I are great. She is also here as well. And we also did it last night as well. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA What?!..... CUT TO: INT. UNITED CLUB IN MIAMI AIRPORT - NIGHT - STORY SEQUENCE Ace and Melissa are having sex inside of a United Club bedroom. Ace and Melissa stop and Melissa is laughing and they are both smiling at each other. A subtitle shows up and it says "One Day Earlier" MELISSA ROBINSON I love you Ace. ACE VENTURA I love you too Melissa. MELISSA ROBINSON I am just really glad that I got to go with you to New York with you. ACE VENTURA Of course. Ace and Melissa keep kissing each other on the lips. MELISSA ROBINSON Doesn't our flight leave in 2 hours? ACE VENTURA Don't worry I'm really sure we will get there baby girl. As Ace and Melissa are in the bedroom, they get a very rude knock at the door. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Yes. Who is it? 5.
JESSICA MONROE Ace you fucking better open this door right now?!....I am not happy and you were suppose to meet me at the Spencers and we were going to a have party there. Jessica finally opens the door and Ace gets up and he covers his pennis with a pillow. JESSICA MONROE (CONT'D) Ace your naked in a United club, What the fuck is going on?!... Melissa gets up and she grabs a towel and covers her naked body. MELISSA ROBINSON Hi Jessica. I'm Melissa. JESSICA MONROE Your seeing her now?!.... ACE VENTURA Jessica, I just don't know if we have anything in common anymore. Plus your parents don't even like me. And they think what I'm doing is bull crap according to them. JESSICA MONROE But I really wanted you to be a animal vet so that my parents can like you. And we can be together... ACE VENTURA Well I'm sorry Jessica but...I'm going to be a pet detective and there is nothing you can do about it. I have made up my mind. And I just don't fit into your world like I thought I did. Especially after I accidentally hit your dad in the balls during a game of a golf. CUT TO: Ace starts walking to the golf course and he shows wearing his Miami Vice like outfit. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Hey Mr. Monroe, it is a very nice and wonderful day to play golf. 6.
CUT TO: Jessica's parents in their fancy clothes are just stunned and are confused out of their mind. RILEY MONROE Oh for the love fuck!!!! CARLY MONROE Well he does have a sense of a style. I will give him that... Ace walks up to them. and shakes their hand. ACE VENTURA Hi Mr. Monroe, I'm Ace Ventura Pet Detective. RILEY MONROE Yes I know who you are Mr. Ventura. You saved my daughter from Frank Tingles. And I just want to say thank you for saving her. ACE VENTURA Oh it was nothing sir, I just really love your daughter a lot and she is the light to my world. RILEY MONROE Interesting. Well I was inviting to you come along to play golf with some of my co workers. Would you care to come a long? ACE VENTURA Sure pleasure thing sir. CUT TO: Ace and Riley meet Riley's Co workers. RILEY MONROE Guys this is Ace Ventura animal detective. ACE VENTURA Pleasure to meet you gentlemen. And it's actually pet detective buy your close Mr. M RILEY MONROE Just stop talking. 7.
ACE VENTURA Oh okay. CO WORKER 1 Well Animal detective. Sounds like the economy has been doing really good even to create this position. Sounds like a bunch of a bull shit to me... CO WORKER 2 Yeah because it's like just as much money as like being a hooker or a stripper or working at McDonald's. ACE VENTURA Well so far my last pay was actually around 35,000$ in cash I believe because the police paid me for getting Tingles behind bars. RILEY MONROE What did I tell you about talking?!... ACE VENTURA Yes sir. CO WORKER 3 Lets go play some golf. I just have to take viagra. CUT TO: The men and Ace are on the first hole and Ace is concentrating really hard. Ace finally hits the ball and it goes really far. CO WORKER 1 Holly damn that looks far. CO WORKER 2 Yeah it really does. It reminds me of the time I played golf with Amanda Cerny's father. It didn't turn out good at all. Ace walks up to Riley with a smile on his face. RILEY MONROE I didn't know you knew how to play golf. 8.
ACE VENTURA I sadly don't actually. Riley is very shocked and confessed. CUT TO: Ace and the men and Jessica's dad are on the last hole. CO WORKER 1 Well it seems to me that I won this round by a mile because animal boy can't hit shit!!!!!... CO WORKER 2 Yeah I have to fucking agree. He also puts too much cologne on. He smiles like jaguar and a tiger as well. RILEY MONROE Oh okay guys. well we have a huge party in Tampa in a couple of days. And then we will party as well. Riley and his co workers start laughing. Ace keeps on concentrating and he hits the ball into the hole. RILEY MONROE (CONT'D) Well sadly you got a boggy Mr. Ventura. But I appreciate your hustle and attention to detail. ACE VENTURA Oh well I mean we can always improve which I believe is a good thing. Well I will go get the golf clubs. Ace walks over and he grabs the golf clubs and all of a sudden, Ace trips on something one of the golf clubs flys out of the cady bag and it whacks Riley in the balls. Riley falls to the ground in pain. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Holy shit balls!!!!!!.... Ace starts running to Riley. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Mr. Monroe!!!!!!.... 9.
CUT TO: The ambulance come and take Riley into the ambulance car. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Mr. Monroe I am so sorry. RILEY MONROE You suck at golf really bad and you don't deserve to date my daughter. And now I can't have sex with my own wife because of you moron!!!!!! The car leaves and makes a siren noise. CO WORKER 1 Man that's too bad. Because that's like saying you ran out of money and then also saying You can't do salsa dancing. CO WORKER 2 Yeah and also Riley is the life of the party and I am going to miss you for a couple of days. FADE TO: Ace and Jessica are in their swimming pool and they go into the hot tub. JESSICA MONROE I really enjoy being with you right now. ACE VENTURA Are you sure your parents are okay with me being here after the golf incident? JESSICA MONROE Ace, don't worry my dad just gets really angry and mad when he gets injured. He will be okay. ACE VENTURA What about your mom? JESSICA MONROE She is fine, she went to go bowling with her friends. CUT TO: 10.
Carly is on the phone and listens to phone tell her the bowling ally is closed. CARLY MONROE God damn it!!! That's the 2nd time this month they closed down. And I was really looking forward to going bowling. Carly goes into bathroom and she starts taking her clothes and she changes her swimsuit. The Pineapple song By Good Size starts playing in the background. CUT TO: Carly gets out the bathroom and she is in one piece bathing suit and she starts walking outside. CUT TO: Ace starts hearing someone walk down to the pool as he is making out with Jessica. ACE VENTURA I thought you said no one was here? JESSICA MONROE What do you mean? Ace and Jessica see Carly coming. CARLY MONROE Jessica I was going to go bowling with some of my friends but then...Jessica are you naked inside our pool?!... Ace and Jessica see Carly. ACE VENTURA Hi Mrs. Monroe, There is a lot of room for you down here. You should join us. JESSICA MONROE Yeah mommie, Ace is here isn't that wonder? CARLY MONROE You get your fucking hands off my daughter. Also you didn't get my permission to come over!!!!!! 11.
Ace gets out of the pool without grabbing his swim-trunks and he climbs off the fence and lands on the ground and he starts running away from the house and the music gets louder. JESSICA MONROE Ace come back!!!!!!... CUT TO: Melissa is driving on the road and she spots Ace streaking. Melissa stops the car. MELISSA ROBINSON Get in... Ace gets in the car. And Melissa drives off. CUT TO: Ace and Melissa in the car. MELISSA ROBINSON (CONT'D) Sounds like after graduating from the U really hasn't been good to you. Even though your a pet detective and have a lot of money and now are considered part of the middle class. ACE VENTURA Yeah I know. I just really feel like I really don't belong in her world anymore and nobody in their circle takes me serousley. It's insane. As Melissa is driving she all of a sudden gets another fancy car on her tail and Carly starts chasing them. CARLY MONROE I really hope you never come back to our house you animal boy!!!! We don't care that you graduated from the U!!!!! Ace gets really scarred. Melissa starts going really fast on the highway and Carly starts chasing Melissa and Ace throughout the whole night. MELISSA ROBINSON Don't worry Ace we will get out of here.... 12.
CUT TO: INT. UNITED CLUB IN MIAMI AIRPORT - NIGHT - BACK TO THE PRESENT ACE VENTURA And yeah I just don't know we can be together no more. I'm sorry Jessica. JESSICA MONROE Your breaking up with me?!... ACE VENTURA Yeah. Ace gets really scarred as Jessica is really mad and upset. JESSICA MONROE I literally am going to kill you!!!! Jessica takes out her peppery spray. ACE VENTURA Jessica please I wouldn't to spray pepper spray if were you. Come on sweat-heart. Come on, lets take off those clothes get you in bed with us. Jessica gets really mad and kicks Ace in the face and she gets really mad that she gets out a taser. And she starts spraying her taser at Ace and trying to electrocute him. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Oh no!!!! Oh my fucking god!!!!! Ace and Melissa start running out of the United Club and start streaking in the airport. The song "Lost Boys By Ocean Park Standoff" plays in the background. Ace and Melissa jump on a airport car and Ace starts driving the cart really fast in the airport. COP 1 Stop them they don't have any clothes on!!!!!! ACE VENTURA Oh boy!!!!!... 13.
Ace keeps on driving and more people are chasing them. MELISSA ROBINSON Ace go faster!!! ACE VENTURA I'm trying Melissa!!!.... Ace keeps on going and takes a right turn and Ace sees another computer screen and sees their gate number. Ace and Melissa jump off the cart and Ace and Melissa get up and they go outside and they end up streaking outside. Ace and Melissa end up running to the United Airplane and the cargo compartment is open. CUT TO: Ace and Melissa get into the cargo compartment without being spotted. Ace and Melissa hide in the restroom. Both Melissa and Ace are laughing. MELISSA ROBINSON Oh my god that was so crazy. So how long are we going to stay here? ACE VENTURA Well just for a little bit at least intel the baggage people get all the bags on the airplane. And then from there, I believe we will find some clothes I believe. Melissa smiles at Ace and she starts kissing him on the lips in the restroom. CUT TO: Ace and Melissa start looking through the suitcases and Ace is able to find some simple clothes and is able to find a green Hawaiian shirt and some sweat pants and some tennis shoes. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Sounds like this is my kind of style. As Ace is putting on the clothes he found, Melissa shows up and she is wearing dark blue jeans with a strap shirt while wearing a leather jacket. 14.
Ace turns back and he is blown away by Melissa's style. MELISSA ROBINSON How do I look? ACE VENTURA Melissa, you look like a million dollars and you look the sexist woman alive. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Just one question though, Aren't you worried about your cheer leading career if someone finds you on social media? MELISSA ROBINSON No not at all. I really don't give a crap about it. I just really care about you and I want you to be happy. And I am glad that I'm going to be with you as well. Ace and Melissa start kissing each other on the lips. FADE TO: INT. THE MALL IN NEW YORK CITY - AFTERNOON - PRESENT Ace and Max are sitting down in the mall. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Damn buddy, that is really rough and really crazy my man. And I am really sorry that Jessica's parents sadly did not like you. And yeah I just can't believe you and Melissa streak inside of an airport and then got on to a plane. ACE VENTURA Yeah but to be fair Max, I just try to view like the animal kingdom and animals are always naked if you think about it. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA So where is Melissa now? 15.
ACE VENTURA She is back at the hotel room and I believe she is just doing some shopping I believe. And then possibly doing more things as well. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Has her streaking incident with you destroyed her career? ACE VENTURA Um not really I don't think. But I think I believe NFL cheerleaders don't really get paid that much I believe. But I could be work. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA I see. Well man we have to meet up with my dad inside of the vidcom building. We have a lot to do lets go. Ace and Max get up and they start walking out of the mall. CUT TO: Ace and Max walk into the Vidcom building in New York City and they are in the elevator going up. The elevator stops and they get out of the elevator and they start walking. An older gentlemen sees them. CLYDE VANDINGA Max, Your here I am glad you are able to help me out with this project. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Dad it's my pleasure, also this my friend Ace Ventura. Ace and Clyde shake each other's hand. ACE VENTURA It's a pleasure to meet you sir. CLYDE VANDINGA Pleasure to meet you as well Ace. Max has told me a lot of good things about you. ACE VENTURA So who are we meeting in this wonderful building? 16.
CLYDE VANDINGA Well we are meeting someone by the name of Sarah Bourquin. And she owns a diamond and jewelry chain in Europe. ACE VENTURA That sounds really interesting. I can't wait to meet her. Ace, Clyde, and Max start walking into the main office. CUT TO: They get into the room and they notice right away that the room is pink and purple with a lot of jewelry statues with a lot jaguars and panthers in the room. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Yeah it really sounds like this woman really likes cats. ACE VENTURA Yeah I have to agree with you on that Max. CLYDE VANDINGA Well hopefully this meeting with her goes really well. They start to see a light beeping and it's another elevator going up and they see Sarah in the elevator. Sarah walks out of the elevator. SARAH BOURQUIN Hello gentlemen. Mr. Vandinga I am very grateful that you and your son are able to join us. And I have a deal that could really save your company. CLYDE VANDINGA Well I just want to hear what type of technology you are suggesting. SARAH BOURQUIN And this must be your son Max. I can see your becoming a handsome boy. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Oh thanks Ms. Bourquin. 17.
SARAH BOURQUIN Your welcome and who may you be? ACE VENTURA I'm Ace Ventura Pet detective. I'm also Max's best friend. SARAH BOURQUIN Interesting. Well I have no animals here but I do enjoy cats and the cat family a lot Mr. Ventura. My great ancestors were part of ancient Egypt and build Egypt the way is today. ACE VENTURA That is some really interesting facts. But it was really wonderful to learn. SARAH BOURQUIN So Mr. Vandinga, What I have in my briefcase is a new type of diamond called the Sandra that really not only be a girl's best friend in terms of jewelry but it can also power computers as well. I will show you. Sarah's workers brings up an old mac computer and Sarah grabs one of her diamonds and melts the diamond into liquid and puts it into a bottle. Sarah dumps the bottle into the computer. The jewellery liquid starts going into computer and making the computer better. CLYDE VANDINGA Wow this really impressive and really wonderful. How much would this stuff cost on the open market? SARAH BOURQUIN Well I believe for you only 4,000$ CLYDE VANDINGA Well nobody can fuss over that. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA But I just have one question though however, How were you able to create this stuff. 18.
SARAH BOURQUIN I am really glad that you asked that my boy. We are able to mix a lot of rocks in Egypt a long with a lot of fruits and then also using liquid silicon as well. As they keep on talking, they see another co worker of Clyde's coming into the room. RACHEL TYLER Hey Mr. Vandinga, I am really sorry to interpret but we were able to get another city that is better. CLYDE VANDINGA Oh wow perfect. Sounds great. Rachel also her Ragdoll cat with her. The cat makes a sound and the cat starts rolling her tail on Ace. ACE VENTURA Hey kitty...Yeah I know this is borning stuff as well. The cat makes noises. Ace picks up the cat and holds it in his arms. CUT TO: Clyde and Sarah's conversation. SARAH BOURQUIN Finally, Mr Vandingia This chemical will also help with making kids smarter and less stupid. And that is something we would really want. CLYDE VANDINGA Well maybe we should just stick with it on computers and technology then have it be anywhere else. SARAH BOURQUIN I am giving you the opportunity to make five billion dollars. And sadly your son and his friend won't be enough to protect you!!!! All of a sudden her thugs show up with guns and they point the guns at Clyde, Max, and Ace. 19.
SARAH BOURQUIN (CONT'D) You should choose very wisely boys. SARAH BOURQUIN (CONT'D) Grab the cat and the girl. The thugs go towards Ace and they point a gun at him. THUG 1 Alright buddy, hand over the cat. ACE VENTURA You know something...You are...A loser and...How about you NO!!!!! Ace throw the cat up in the air and he kicks the thug in the face and punches another one in the face. Another thug tries to whack Ace in the face. Ace dodges the punch and kicks the thug in the face. Ace gets tackled really bad and the thug tries to punch Ace in the face. Ace grabs the guy by the neck and throws him up in the air. Ace gets up hook kicks him in the stomach. More thugs run up to Ace and they start attacking him and throwing a lot of fight moves at him. Ace is able to dodge the attacks and punch the thugs in the face and also throw some kicks at them and knock them out. Ace avoids another hit and jumps up in the air and kicks the last thug in the face and knocks him out. More thugs show up and they grab the cat and they also grab Rachel. THUG 2 If you fallow us she dies!!!!! The thugs start running and Ace starts chasing them and they start going upstairs in the building. Ace starts going after them. Ace dodges the gun bullets and he hides behind the walls and Ace presses a button his spy watch that shoots oil slick at them. Ace keeps on running and Ace gets to the top of the roof and the helicopter takes Rachel into the copter. And they take her cat too. The thugs point their guns at Ace and they start shooting at him. Ace is able to dodge the gun bullets. The helicopter takes off into the sky. 20.
As Ace sees the helicopter going into the sky, Ace hears a gun being loaded and Ace turns back and it's Sarah and she is pointing a gun at him. SARAH BOURQUIN There is no hard feelings Mr. Ventura but I believe I might have the upper hand espcailly with my resources. And I don't believe someone with your lack of IQ understand. SARAH BOURQUIN (CONT'D) Try to out dodge these. Sarah all of all sudden throws a lot of gold and diamond diamonds at Ace and causes a lot of explosions. Ace jumps up in the air to avoid the explosives. Ace lands on the ground and Ace starts running downstairs and he starts chasing Sarah and Sarah takes out a gun and she starts shooting at Ace. Ace dodges the gun bullets. Sarah takes out a rocket launcher and she tries to fire rockets at Ace. Without thinking, Ace jumps out the window and he sky dives out the window and Ace falls down and breaks a car in the process. Ace grunts his teeth in the process. Ace gets off the car and he sees a fancy car going really fast on the street in Time sqaure. Ace sees someone's car. TAXI DRIVER What the hell?!... ACE VENTURA I'm going to need to borrow your car man. Ace jumps in the driver's seat and Ace puts the pedal to the metal. Ace starts driving the taxi car and he starts going really fast on the highway and starts chasing after Sarah. CUT TO: Ace starts chasing Sarah really fast on the highway and start chasing to the Hudson River. During the car chase, Sarah presses button on her cars and start firing a lot of weapons at Ace. Ace takes a lot of twists and turns and avoid the attacks from Sarah's car. 21.
Ace keeps on driving going after Sarah and Ace sees another broken car coming towards him and Ace goes around 800 miles per hour and he goes off a huge ramp. Ace gets a lot of air and Ace falls to the ground. CUT TO: Shows Ace chasing Sarah from another angle. Sarah presses a button in her face and fires another rocket and Ace jumps out of the car and the car goes into the air and crashes into another building. Ace sees Sarah running to a boat. Ace starts running after her. Ace sees a water-scooter and Ace goes on the water scooter and Ace starts going after Ace on the scooter. Ace starts going really fast on the scooter and Sarah's boat starts going really fast and some of her henchmen start firing at Ace. Ace is able to avoid the gun bullets and Ace keeps on chasing after Sarah. Ace takes a lot of turns dodges the bullets coming at him. Ace is able to catch the bullet with his mouth. Ace also is able to use his watch to defend himself from the bullets. SARAH BOURQUIN I have to give you credit Mr. Ventura you are really good with water scooter and with a car for a person that loves animals. But I am really sure you really didn't see this trick coming did you. Sarah then presses a button on her remote and Ace fires another grenade at Ace's scooter. And Ace's scooter blows up in flames and Ace gets blown up really bad and Ace falls in to the Hudson river. Ace's scooter blows up in flames and Sarah's boat goes after and they starting heading towards a submarine. SARAH BOURQUIN (CONT'D) So long Mr. Ventura... CUT TO: INT. BOURQUIN'S SUBMARINE - AFTERNOON Sarah enters the submarine and he sees Rachel's cat in a cage. 22.
SARAH BOURQUIN It really will not be the last time I kidnap cats. Because soon with my new diamonds and my new jewelry, I will be able to make Cats into monsters and also make Cats really smart and really powerful. And I will make them even more evil then they ever were in ancient Egypt. And then when that happens, I will be able to use my diamonds to destroy New York City and rob all of jewelry in New York City. And then I will use the jewelry to build my own African place on the beach and I will build to take over the world and then I will use liquid silicon to controls forever!!!!! nothing can stop me now!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FADE TO: EXT. IN THE WATER IN THE HUDSON RIVER - AFTERNOON Ace is sinking in the water and Ace sees a boat and the boat starts putting an anchor for Ace to catch. Ace is able to catch the anchor and the anchor starts pulling him up. CUT TO: Ace is able to get out of the water and the anchor throws Ace into the boat and Ace starts coughing up water. Max and Melissa start running to Ace. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Are you okay Ace? MELISSA ROBINSON Yeah are you alright? That explosion that hit you was really big. 23.
ACE VENTURA I'm fine you guys. But sadly Max your dad's new client got away and man she really has a lot of weapons. It's crazy. CLYDE VANDINGA Well we are glad you are alright. I just knew in my gut that woman was just trouble and the fact she kidnapped one of my co workers as well. ACE VENTURA Yeah I know. What the hell do you think she wants with her Mr. V? CLYDE VANDINGA I don't know but we have a lot of work to do son. Are you ready for this Pet Detective? ACE VENTURA Sir, I was born ready. CUT TO: INT. CLYDE'S HOTEL ROOM IN THE BRONX - NIGHT Ace, Max, and Melissa are behind Clyde's laptop computer in his hotel room. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA So what were you able to find out dad? CLYDE VANDINGA Well I just found out that this Sarah woman is really evil and very awful and I will read some of her information. CLYDE VANDINGA (CONT'D) Sarah Katrina Bourquin is from London, England and she is the from the north part of England and her father was jewelry marker in that country. And her mom designed dresses the royal family. Bourquin went to Princeton around the 1960's and graduated with a Bachelor degree in art and jewelry making. (MORE) 24.
CLYDE VANDINGA (CONT'D) She started her company in 2016 but there is no current location of her businesses. ACE VENTURA Sounds like another Frank Tingles then? CLYDE VANDINGA It seems that way. But I think she could be even worse then him. And in the last 4 years it says that she wants to use jewelry and diamonds and make her own place in South Africa. MELISSA ROBINSON That's insane. Why would someone want to do that. Plus isn't America a great country. CLYDE VANDINGA It is Melissa. But some people really do not care about their own country sadly. ACE VENTURA But then how do this case relate to pets? And why did she steel your co worker's cat? CLYDE VANDINGA Well it says that Bourquin wants to build her jewelry place and wants to use it as a weapon to have all the cats in the world bow down to her and also use it to have people bow down to her eventually. ACE VENTURA Well that really doesn't sound fucking good!!!!... CLYDE VANDINGA No it is not. Anyway, I will check up on your 3 kids to make sure things are going alright. And hopefully we can find Rachel and save her cat as well. 25.
ACE VENTURA Also to add, It feels like things are on a much bigger scale and there are more pieces to this puzzle as well. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Yeah I agree Ace. MELISSA ROBINSON What do you think we should next? CLYDE VANDINGA Well so far, just try to roam around New York City and see if there other bad activity going on. ACE VENTURA perfect. Sounds good. CUT TO: Ace, Max, and Melissa head out of the hotel building. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Man I am really hungry. We should go get some food. ACE VENTURA Pizza sounds good. And I haven't had New York Pizza yet. MELISSA ROBINSON Oh that sounds great. They all start walking to a subway station and they start taking the subway. As they do this, One of Bourquin's henchmen take photos of Ace, Melissa, and Max. CUT TO: Ace and Melissa and Max get to a pizza restaurant and they get seated and they sit down at the table. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Man this is really awesome and really wonderful. I can't believe we are about to try New York Pizza. ACE VENTURA Oh yeah definatly for sure. I can't wait. It was also really nice of your dad to help us. (MORE) 26.
ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) And I also feel really bad for him as well that he is caught in the cross fires. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Dude it's okay Ace. I'm sure we will be able to find that cat and find Rachel as well. MELISSA ROBINSON And yeah so far we can really start from anywhere. ACE VENTURA Yeah I agree you guys. The waiter comes. WAITER Hello kids, Can I get you guys something to drink? ACE VENTURA I think I will go with a beer, Max what do you want? MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA I will go with Coors Banquet. WAITER And for you young lady? MELISSA ROBINSON I'm going to go with a Margareta. WAITER Sounds good and I will get you those things. The waiter leaves and goes to get their drinks. CUT TO: They all start drinking and eating pizza. ACE VENTURA Man that beer was really strong. Man right now I just feel like a really big horse. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Yeah tell me about it bro. I also feel like a very huge donkey. 27.
MELISSA ROBINSON You boys are silly. I am just fine. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA But you do cheer leading all the time though. That's not fair. ACE VENTURA I don't know she does have a point Max. they do a lot of exercise. And they also do a lot of jumping as well. MELISSA ROBINSON Thank you Ace. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA But yeah this is really awesome you guys. I am glad that we are in New York City. I really don't want to leave. MELISSA ROBINSON But you do realize that finding a girl here is a lot harder then Miami right? MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Yeah but I can survive just fine. ACE VENTURA Well I don't know Max, that's cool and all and I like Miami. But sadly for me I can't go back to Miami because of all the events that happened between Jessica and I. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Buddy it's okay. There was nothing you could of done man. Plus your rich, you can leave anywhere you want? ACE VENTURA I don't know Max, Miami will always be my home and eventually I will have to go back. And sadly suffer what kind of crap that is waiting for me down there. 28.
MELISSA ROBINSON Well you won't have to do it alone Ace. I'll be with you 900%. And plus your my Tarzan. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA If you guys are Tarzan and Jane, then what the hell does that make me? ACE VENTURA You sadly would be either the red elephant or blue gorilla. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Hey man, I am not fucking Turk plus he was voiced by Rosie O' Donnell. No fuck no I am going to be the elephant, Elephants are way more smarter and they do not forget anything. Ace and Melissa start laughing. MELISSA ROBINSON (laughing) What ever you say Max. CUT TO: Ace, Melissa, and Max start walking in central park. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA I can't believe I am the animal in the group. That's just not fair. ACE VENTURA If it makes you feel any better I am all the animals in the animal kingdom. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Yeah but you like get all the chick and you have your own chick with you. And your like the alpha male and I'm like the long hair monkey. And Melissa is like your lioness and she is like your queen. ACE VENTURA Well she is the queen Max. Don't worry buddy you will find a girlfriend I know you will, give it some time. 29.
MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA But I don't have a lot of time. We are all getting older. CUT TO: INT. ACE AND MELISSA'S HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT Ace and Melissa walk into their hotel room and Melissa starts taking her clothes off and she lays down on the bed in her underwear. MELISSA ROBINSON Oh this bed feels really comfy. I can lay down on this bed forever. Ace also jumps on the bed with Melissa. MELISSA ROBINSON (CONT'D) Yeah I know you are on a really big case again. But hopefully you and I can still have some fun. Ace and Melissa start kissing each other on the lips. ACE VENTURA Yeah don't worry we will have a lot of fun tomorrow. I grantee it. Ace and Melissa keep on kissing each other and making out for the rest of the night. FADE TO: EXT. A MALL IN BROOKLYN - AFTERNOON Ace and Melissa go inside of the mall and they start looking around at different stores in the mall. They start going into a couple of both men and women clothing stores. Melissa starts trying out a lot of different clothes. Ace is sitting down and he start eyeing Melissa. ACE VENTURA Wow damn girl you are very beautiful and very stunning and also a very hot baby girl as well. MELISSA ROBINSON Oh thanks sweetie pie. 30.
MELISSA ROBINSON (CONT'D) Yeah I don't know if I can buy it right now because it's very expensive but hopefully I will like order it when the price goes down. ACE VENTURA That sounds like a really good idea Melissa. As Ace is talking to Melissa, Ace sees a cat food businesses that is closing down. Ace starts walking over to the cat food place and he goes inside and he starts looking around and he sees the cat food and cat toys as well. CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER Look man if you are going to arrest me or report me to the IRS. Just do it already!!!!.... ACE VENTURA No it's okay man. I'm with the IRS or the FBI or any of those crazy places. I'm just someone that is looking around. Do you know why your store is closing down in booming mall like this? CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER Well sadly however, nobody really has any cats to buy cat food or any cat toys. And then also Sarah Bourquin's is asking for specific cat milk and it's really hard to make and she says if I don't make it, She will put my store out of businesses. ACE VENTURA Oh my god that's terrible man. So that's why you are shutting your doors down. CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER Just what ever you do. Do not mess with Sarah Bourquin and her thugs because they will kill you man. 31.
ACE VENTURA Well I'm not worried about that. I just want to ask another question to you. When do her thugs come to see you? CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER Sadly they never tell me man. ACE VENTURA Can I see this cat food formula or product that your making? CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER Ah what the hell I'm closing down anyway so yeah why the hell not. The owner of the store starts walking down to the basement and Ace starts fallowing him. CUT TO: The owner and Ace go to the basement and Ace right away sees a lot of white liquid that looks yogurt mixed with candy. ACE VENTURA Do you mind if I take pictures? CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER No go for it. Ace with his Iphone starts taking photos of cat yogurt and sending the pictures to Vandinga. CUT TO: Vandingia starts seeing the yogurt photos from his computer and from his Iphone. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Holy hell this stuff looks really crazy. CUT TO: Ace and the cat food owner in the basement. ACE VENTURA So what made you want to make all this stuff? 32.
CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER Well soon, even though I really love cats a lot. My dream was not to make cat food, it was really make a lot of yogurt for people and hopefully start my own frozen yogurt place in New York City. But my mother back in the day, had big time ties to Bourquin and from there on, even after she died, Bourquin demanded that I give up making Yogurt and make Cat Yogurt and only giving little shares in the process. ACE VENTURA So she is basically taking advantage of you and ripping you off. Is that correct? CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER Yes it is man. ACE VENTURA Reason I ask all these questions is that I'm a pet detective and so even though I don't do humans and I do pet related cases, But since you are thrown into this shit-hole mess, I will see if I can help you as well. CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER Thank you so much little buddy. CUT TO: As Melissa is waiting by the store, Melissa notices some of Bourquin's thugs coming in. Melissa gets really shocked and scarred and she starts sending a text message to Ace. CUT TO: Ace starts receiving the text message from Melissa and Ace starts reading it. CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER (CONT'D) Sadly I don't know when these thugs come. But you must stop them before they hurt more people like me and... 33.
All of a sudden, there is a very big and rude knock on the basement door. BOURQUIN THUG 1 OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!! WE KNOW WE HAVE THE FORMULA IN THERE. AND IF YOU DON'T GIVE TO USE, WE HAVE A REALLY HUGE MACHINE ROBOT AND IT WILL START DESTROYING YOUR BUSINESS AND BLOW UP FUCKING MALL!!!!!!!!! CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER Oh no they are here. And they are going to kill me. We are all going to die!!!!! The thugs break the door down and they take out very futuristic and fancy guns and they load up the guns. The cat owner gets really scarred and starts screaming like a little girl. Ace is not afraid of the thugs and he has a face of rage he begins to make a boxing pose. BOURQUIN THUG 1 Prepare to be blown up by our fancy guns Mr. Ventura!!!!!! ACE VENTURA Yeah the hell that's going to happen!!!!!!! Come fucking at me you robot people!!!!!!!!!!!! The thugs get really mad and they start screaming, Ace jumps in the air and he bounces off a wall and Ace hangs on a pipe and Ace jumps off the pipe and kicks the thug in the face. Another thug tries to shoot Ace with the laser gun. Ace avoids the laser shots, Ace dodges the attacks and Ace punches the thug in the face and Ace kicks the 2nd in the face and kicks the 3rd one in the face. Another thug comes into the basement and he starts attacking Ace with a pocket knife, Ace dodges a lot of attacks and tackles the thug against the wall and Ace grabs the thug by the neck and throws him against a computer and ends up breaking a computer. Another thug takes out a takes out a pimp cane and tries to attack Ace. But Ace kicks the thug in the stomach and Ace grabs the cane from up in the air and he attacks more thugs using the staff and hits 4 thugs in the face and knocks them out. 34.
Another thug tries to attack Ace but Ace jumps up in the air and does Tarzan yell and does a back flip kick and kicks the last thug in the chin and knocks him into a cat yogurt container head first. Ace lands back on his feet and walks over to the knocked out thug. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) And you are a loooser!!!!!.... Ace sees the cat food owner. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) I was able to kill or knock out the future thug people. We have to get out of here...Come on!!!!! Ace grabs the cat food owner and they start heading out of the cat food store. CUT TO: Ace and the owner run out of the store and Ace hears a huge robotic cat making a meow sound. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Oh shit that does not sound like a very normal kitty cat. Ace and the owner turn back and all of a sudden, a huge cat robot enters into the mall and it looks very mean and very evil looking. CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER Oh mother of god!!!!!!! All of a sudden, the cat starts walking into the mall and is about breathe fire out it's mouth. SARAH BOURQUIN Indeed it is Mr. Ventura. But in a matter of minutes, I'm going to attack the two of you with this cat robot machine that I'm controlling and then try to kill you and then blow up this mall and then have it be blamed on Ace in the process. Oh this is going to be a lot of fun!!!!!! Sarah's start doing a evil laugh. 35.
Ace looks at the cat robot machine and he starts getting angry and he starts barking like a dog and grawling like a dog and getting more mad. Ace starts running to the cat robot. Ace starts running the cat robot and the robot starts firing a lot of bombs at Ace and Ace jumps in the air and avoids the bombs being thrown at him. Ace jumps up in the air and he grabs on to a escalator railing and Ace starts zooming up to the 2nd floor. Ace gets to the 2nd floor and out of his pocket, Ace starts throwing a lot of fire crackers at the robot, the fire crackers blow up on the cat and causing a really huge explosion. The robot cat gets forced against the wall. The Robot cat makes a cat hissing sound as it gets up. The robot cat gets up and it starts breathing a lot of fire out of it's mouth and Ace starts running to avoid the fire being sprayed at him. Ace jumps off the 2nd floor and lands on the ground and Ace grabs a hold of palm tree and Ace pushes himself back and lets himself go off of the palm the tree and kicks the robot cat in the eye. Cat makes a hissing sound and an evil meow sound. Ace is doing a flip up in the air Ace lands on the ground and Ace jumps and avoids machine gun bullets from the robot cat. Ace hides behind a wall, The cat makes an evil meow sound and slams the wall down and Ace runs away and the cat keeps coming at Ace and does an evil meow sound and cat hissing sound. Ace grunts his teeth in anger and has a pissed off face and Ace grunts his teeth, there is a wolf hissing sound in the background. ACE VENTURA Come at me you big pussy cat Son of a bitch!!! I'm not afraid of you!!!!! Ace defends himself with his pocket knife and the cat starts throwing a lot of cat attacks with it's sharp robot nails. Ace strikes back at the cat nails and Ace does a back flip and the cat tries to bite Ace, But Ace using all of his strength he strikes at the cat stabs the cat in the face and causing a lot of purple liquid to come out of the face. And the cat starts screaming in pain and Ace throws another fire cracker at the cat and causing a really huge explosion. And the cat starts going down and it lands on the ground with purple and pink liquid coming out. 36.
CUT TO: Sarah's starts screaming inside of the cat, the cat blows up and Sarah ends up on the ground really beaten up as she is in a sliver jumpsuit. Ace starts coming towards her. SARAH BOURQUIN Your Tarzan like fighting style will not be enough to stop me. And your not even a real detective!!!!!... ACE VENTURA Yeah I get that. But I have these fire cracker bombs that I will throw at you and I believe that have your fucking name on it you bitch!!!!!!.... Ace starts throwing the explosive weapons and Sarah ends up being forced against the wall and ends up getting a huge cut on her face and on her right arm as well. Sarah starts running out of the mall. Melissa sees Ace beaten up. MELISSA ROBINSON Ace you are alright?... ACE VENTURA I'm okay Melissa. Take the cat food guy to our hotel room and keep him safe and call the police. MELISSA ROBINSON But what about you? ACE VENTURA I have to go after this female monster!!!! Ace starts running out of the mall. CUT TO: Ace runs out of the mall and he sees Sarah running into jaguar patterned limo. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Your not getting away that easy. Not with Ace Ventura Pet Detective on your tail!!!!!... 37.
Ace sees a motorcycle and he steels the motorcycle and Ace starts going on the bike really fast. CUT TO: Ace is on the motorcycle and he starts chasing after Sarah's limo, Sarah's thugs start firing a lot of weapons and rockets at Ace. Ace starts going off a lot of objects and avoid the gun bullets and rocket explosives coming at him. Ace rides off a ramp and does a huge flip with the motorcycle lands on the ground and Ace keeps going really fast and chasing after the limo. More thugs start firing back at Ace and Ace dodges the bullets and Ace takes out more fire crackers and gets out a lighter and starts throwing the crackers at the limo and causing parts of the limo to explode in flames. The limo starts spinning around in circles and it crashes around the Brooklyn Bridge. Ace jumps off the motorcycle and lands on his feet and he starts running to the limo. Ace opens the driver's seat door and he discovers that nobody inside the car. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Man this one crazy and very evil lady. And I really wonder how she escaped. Hopefully Vandinga knows because I'm going to need all the clues that I can find. Ace starts walking away from the limo and he ends on the side walk part of the bridge and he starts walking back to his hotel room. As Ace is walking back, the limo explodes into flames leaving a lot of people being really shocked. CUT TO: INT. ACE'S HOTEL ROOM - AFTERNOON Ace gets into his room room. ACE VENTURA Melissa, did you hear anything back from Max? 38.
MELISSA ROBINSON Sadly I did not Ace. But the cat owner is safe though. ACE VENTURA Good. Just what I want to hear. Ace walks over to the cat food owner and he is really scarred and is under the bed. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) It's okay man. The cat robot monster is gone and I was able to destroy it. It's not going to hurt you no more. The business owner comes out of the bed. CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER Oh my god that thing is going to give me nightmares for weak. Thank you so...You saved my life. If not for your Tarzan like fighting skills and your brain of many animals I believe. I sadly would have been dead and beaten up by Bourquin's nasty thugs. ACE VENTURA It's okay cat man, that's why my girlfriend and I are here. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) But I also have more questions for you though. If you can answer them. CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER Sure thing I will help you Pet boy. CUT TO: Ace, Max, and Melissa are sitting around the Cat food businesses owner. ACE VENTURA Well anyways I'm going to ask you more questions about Bourqin and see what you know. And don't worry there are no wrong answers with me. CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER Oh okay. 39.
ACE VENTURA Alright here is another question I have for you...Where does your mom live and does she still work for Bourquin? CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER No, she quit working for her a long time ago. But Bourquin still wanted to use my skills without considering my mom's input. ACE VENTURA I see. Another question I have for you, Does she have another allies that work for her? CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER Yes she does. I know she has a daughter name Elena and a son name Boris-Spen. Elena currently is a New York model and I hear she is also a New York Jets cheerleader as well. Now Boris-Spen or Boris as people call me him, he specializes in science and medicine and jewelry. CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER (CONT'D) And sadly her children were big time jerks to me and they bullied me socially a lot as well. ACE VENTURA Yeah I know how that feels my man. We understand. What kind of things do they do to you? CAT FOOD BUSINESSES OWNER Well they both call me a lot of names and one of Boris's German buddies even pushed me into a yogurt pool back when I was working for them and they even stole the girl that I liked as well....And it was just soooo sad... The owner starts crying and tears start coming down his eyes. Melissa comforts him. 40.
MELISSA ROBINSON There, there, sweetie it's okay We are your friends. Ace and I will make sure nothing bad happens to you. ACE VENTURA Yeah don't worry Melissa is right. We are going to do everything we can to bring Bourquin to justice. And I will not rest intel that happens. CUT TO: INT. BORIS'S PEN HOUSE APARTMENT - NIGHT Boris is in his pen house apartment and he is sitting down at his table and he is drinking a very fancy drink. Boris stairs down at the New York skyline. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN Awe New York City, the biggest city in America. and Soon mother will be able to get all the jewelry rounded up and then we will use our yogurt to kill a lot of people as well. Boris presses a button on his phone. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN (CONT'D) I want you to send Montero Momen up here and send sister up here as well. Boris releases his grip off of the button. And Montero and Boris's sister walk into the pen house. EMILY BOURQUIN What is it brother? BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN Hello sister. I don't know if you read the news or the paper. But it sounds like mother was able to attack this so called "Pet Detective" And I feel like mother is going to need all the help she is going to get. 41.
EMILY BOURQUIN So what do you need all of us to do? BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN It's simple. I want you to set traps on Ace Ventura and then also publicly humiliate him as well. Also, we have to set up an event being that it's a trap and then the little american fucker will fall right into it. And mother is going to love it. MONTERO MOMEN That will be perfect. And I have never been so good with crazy people and I'm sure I will knock this guy right out of New York. Boris does a very evil smile at Montero. CUT TO: INT. THE HOTEL ROOM - MORNING Ace wakes up from sleeping and he goes to take a shower. Ace starts taking a shower and as he is doing this, Ace looks at a bar of soup and he notices that it's from a club and Bar in Long Island. CUT TO: Ace gets out of the shower and he starts changing into another Hawaiian shirt and he uses hair spray on his hair, and he puts on his gold watch and his black boots on. CUT TO: Ace starts getting out of the hotel and he starts getting on the bus. Ace gets on the bus and he gets the wrapper out of his pocket and he starts looking at the address. FADE TO: Ace gets off in Long Island and he keeps looking at the wrapper. And he sees the company location and it's a moving soap place. Ace starts walking into the place. As Ace walks into the place it's reveled that the place is a bar and a strip club. 42.
Ace starts looking around and a lot of other New Yorker in the club do not very friendly towards him. Ace keeps on walking and he sees a lot of stacks of soap behind the table. The person running the place sees Ace. SOAP BARTENDER Sorry man!!! This place is not Hawaii!!!!... ACE VENTURA I'm not here on vacation, I'm here to see the person who runs this place. SOAP BARTENDER Oh good, I knew you would drop in sooner or later. Our man is expecting you. SOAP BARTENDER (CONT'D) Fallow me. The bartender starts walking to the main office and it's filled with a lot of green chocolate liquid on the wall. MONTERO MOMEN Thank you..leave us... The bartender leaves. MONTERO MOMEN (CONT'D) Ace Ventura, it's a pleasure to meet you. I have herd a lot of things about you Ventura. ACE VENTURA Look man I don't know what you want from me. But I'm not someone who is obsessed with different flavors of chocolate like you are. MONTERO MOMEN Really? I know that you are rising in ranks of being a pet detective. ACE VENTURA Well that's very nice of you to say. But the only reason I'm here is because I notice that your company makes soap and other products that really could for any mammal pets including dogs, pigs, and maybe cats and other animals that could be domesticated. 43.
ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Do you know anything about that? MONTERO MOMEN No I do not Ventura. But I'm sure that my soap company is not working for Bourquin what so ever. ACE VENTURA Oh okay thank your time. Ace begins to walk away and he shuts the door. As Ace leaves the office, Montero begins to keep on doing office work. THUG 2 What do you think we should do with him? MONTERO MOMEN Oh just kill him, he is not armed. CUT TO: Ace begins to walk out of the office and all of a sudden, Ace is ambushed more of Montero's thugs. THUG 3 You won't get past us Hawaii shirt man!!! This really is not your fight. ACE VENTURA No!!! It is. The thugs get really angry and they run towards Ace. Ace jumps in the air kicks 2 of the thugs in face. Another thug grabs Ace and slams him against a car, Ace pushes himself back and kicks another thug in the face and Ace dodges another punching attack and whacks the other thug right in the face and gives him a bloody noise. Ace gets punched in the face and gets knocked to the ground, Ace gets up and jumps in the air and punches the thug in the face and also grabs another thug by the wrist and bitch slaps him really hard and grabs him and throws him against a broken window. Another thug tackles Ace really bad and Ace uses both of his feet and punches the thug in the face 5 times and punches with an upper-cut punch to the chin. Ace jumps up in the air and does a backflip and lands on the ground and kicks another thug in the face and tackles the other thug really hard and bang-punches him in the neck and knocks him to the ground 44.
Ace ducks and grabs another thug and throws him really high in the air and against another broken window and kills him very brutally. Another thug tries to attack Ace and Ace back punches him and the thug falls to the ground knocked out. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) You thugs had no chance against me!!!!!! Ace whips blood away from his mouth and noise and Ace sees a car and it's Max. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Are you okay man? I saw you fighting the thugs. Ace gets into the car and Max starts driving off. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA (CONT'D) Who the hell were those people? ACE VENTURA They work for a guy name Momen who I believe from talking to the guy that he was a faker. And I really wouldn't be surprised if his soap company is working with Bourquin and her goans. But I feel like there really is more to all of this. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Does Melissa know that you are gone? ACE VENTURA Sadly I have not told her yet. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) I just want to get out of here before more those guys show up. Max and Ace keep on driving and they drive back to Ace's hotel room. CUT TO: INT. THE SOAP CLUB - MORNING Emily and Boris walk in and they turn back and see a lot of injured thugs. 45.
BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN What in the fucking hell happened here? SARAH BOURQUIN That's odd because I always think American bad guys would be able to hand a little puny Hawaiian shirt little boy. They walk in and they see Momen really angry and really upset and they walk in. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN I think it's really safe to say that your thugs where not successful in killing the pet boy. MONTERO MOMEN I know that!!!!!....I should of took out my gun and tried to shoot him when we had the chance. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN No it's fine. We just need to kidnap someone that is very close to him and then use her as our first test subject. And then from there, We will then kidnap a lot of other cats that can used as weapons and then use the diamonds to mind control the cats. SARAH BOURQUIN That is a really great plan brother. CUT TO: EXT. HOTEL ENTRANCE - AFTERNOON Max and Ace drive back and they park the car and they start heading into hotel. Melissa comes out of the hotel and sees both of the boys. MELISSA ROBINSON What in the world happen to you? ACE VENTURA Sadly as always I ran into some bad guys. But's it's all in a days work though. 46.
ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Where is the cat store owner? MELISSA ROBINSON He left early this morning and I bought him a bus ticket to Upstate New York and to stay in a hotel there to be safe. ACE VENTURA Good girl Melissa, Good job. Anything else? MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Yeah man there is a cat show that is going on at Met life stadium and we have 2 hours intel it starts. ACE VENTURA Perfect Melissa and I will sneak into the show, and then find Bourquin and look for anybody that is working for her. You will also come with us as well. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Sweet. I'll guide you in. CUT TO: EXT. THE HUDSON RIVER - DUSK Ace, Melissa and Max start going on a boat and it's somewhat like a fancy boat. Ace give the the tickets to the ticket person and they get on the boat and the boat starts taking off and it starts going across the river. CUT TO: The boat gets to Met life stadium and a lot of people start getting into the stadium. Ace and Melissa are in line and Ace does a hand signal and they hide behind a car. MELISSA ROBINSON What is it? 47.
ACE VENTURA I just noticed that this place has a dress code. But the good news is that we have a way to get in. CUT TO: The Song "Things You Do" By Griffin Stoller" Plays in the background All of a sudden a rich young couple walk by and they see a taxi driver. RICH YOUNG GUY Have fun buying a cheeseburger. The couple start laughing at him. The couple start leaving and out of nowhere behind a couple, Ace throws a knock out gas bomb at the couple. And a lot of green smoke. RICH YOUNG LADY What in the world?!.... I think I am getting sleepy. Ace and Melissa sneak behind them and Melissa and she is really confused and does not know what to do. Melissa suddenly grabs a random old hockey stick and hits the guy in the face and knocks him out. And Melissa bitch slaps the girl and kicks her in the face and knocks her out. MELISSA ROBINSON That was for making fun of that taxi driver bitch!!!!! ACE VENTURA What you did sounded much better then my plan. Come on lets grab their clothes. Ace and Melissa grab the couple and they take behind a wall and they take their clothes off and they start putting on their fancy clothes. CUT TO: Ace and Melissa throw the naked rich couple knocked out into the hudson river. 48.
MELISSA ROBINSON You sure your going to be okay with your Hawaiian shirts for a while? ACE VENTURA I'm sure I will. We just have to keep our eyes on the prize. Lets go. Ace and Melissa start running off and Ace grabs her hand. CUT TO: Max enters through the basement and he finds a way to hook all the wires and breaks through the security cameras. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Alright boys and girls we are in. Max presses a button and he does not see Ace. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA (CONT'D) Buddy, where are you? ACE VENTURA We are almost in there Max. By the way how do we look? MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA You and Melissa look great. Where did you get the clothes in short amount of time? ACE VENTURA Melissa and I stole them from a rude rich couple. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA That does not surprise me for some reason knowing you two crazy people. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA (CONT'D) Question, do you know how to do a English or Italian accent? ACE VENTURA Hispanic yes. Because I'm half Hispanic because of my last name. I never really knew my family tree well. 49.
MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Fair enough. What about you Melissa? MELISSA ROBINSON I can do a Italian accent. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Oh okay you guys should be golden. And good luck. Ace and Melissa get into the stadium and they see a lot of rich people. ACE VENTURA Man this place is incredible. MELISSA ROBINSON Yeah I know. Ace and Melissa start walking and they start looking for the main suite. TYLER LANGSTON Hey man, are you lost? ACE VENTURA (Hispanic accent) Oh no senor, My wife and I are looking for Sarah Bourquin. And we are really glad that we are here in America. Do you know where she could be? TYLER LANGSTON Well why didn't you say so, I'm Tyler Langston, I'm the new owner of the Miami Dolphins. And you are, ACE VENTURA (Hispanic accent) I am Antonio Departunda and this my Italian wife Barberlla. Melissa hugs Tyler. MELISSA ROBINSON (Italian Accent) It's a huge pleasure to meet you Tyler. And I didn't know you owned the Miami Dolphins futbol team. I also have a house en Miami. 50.
TYLER LANGSTON Oh that's incredible. TYLER LANGSTON (CONT'D) Well me must get going up then. CUT TO: The cat show is beginning on the ground and the cats they are doing a lot of tricks for their owner. CUT TO: The crowd starts going really crazy. CUT TO: Ace, Melissa, Tyler start walking to the main suites and they see other rich people all over the world. Everybody starts sitting down. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN Alright everyone, please sit down and we will get started. Ace and Melissa sit next to Tyler. ACE VENTURA (Hispanic accent) So ah what brings you to the big apple Tyler. You don't by any chance have a pussy cat do you? TYLER LANGSTON Well I'm glad you asked me that Antonio, and yes I do have a cat and my dad has one and it's competing in the competition right now. MELISSA ROBINSON (Italian accent) Oh that is fantastico Tyler. We are so proud of you. Do you have a girlfriend? TYLER LANGSTON No I do not I am single Barbarella. Ace and Melissa start looking at each other and they make a lot of crazy faces at each other. 51.
ACE VENTURA (Hispanic accent) You know Senor Langston, I did this young woman name Jessica, and I broke up with her, and maybe after all this, I will give you her number. I am very she would love to talk to you. TYLER LANGSTON Bro are you sure? ACE VENTURA (Hispanic accent) Sure, sure, She would love to meet you. Ace all a sudden remembers Jessica's number by memory. And he secretly texts Max. CUT TO: Max finds Tyler's phone number and sends Jessica's number to his cell phone. CUT TO: Tyler gets Jessica's number through a text alert. TYLER LANGSTON Oh snap. Dang that was really fast. Thank you. ACE VENTURA (Hispanic accent) Oh you are very welcome senor. And I'm sure she is going to look forward to your call as well. More people start going into the suite and Sarah and Emily come in with Momen by their side. SARAH BOURQUIN Good evening everyone, I am glad that all of you here, And I also hope all of you are enjoying the Cat show. Because I have something that in the future is really going to make a lot of cats really smart. And also how jewelry is going to make them even smarter as well. 52.
TYLER LANGSTON How much is this going to cost the consumer? SARAH BOURQUIN I am glad you asked that Mr. Langston, because there are a lot of parts to my plan including using jewelry, liquid silicon, and also cat yogurt as well that can really make a lot cats very powerful as well. And it would mean cats would live just like humans. ANOTHER RICH PERSON IN THE ROOM Aren't we still waiting for something like that with dogs i believe? BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN My mother is going to get to that. And you would be wise not to question her. SARAH BOURQUIN It's okay Boris dear. I'm sure there is nobody in here that will question me. And then we also have Mr. Momen helping in this project with his special cat soap as well. Ace and Melissa are looking at Sarah in a very weird fashion. RICH PERSON 2 But then what happen to that one person that made you all the cat yogurt? SARAH BOURQUIN Oh forget about him. That man was a complete loser and a poor shit-head!!!!! I just can't wait to put his ass on the streets. Ace and Melisa keep on listening and Ace does Interpreting sound. SARAH BOURQUIN (CONT'D) Yes? 53.
ACE VENTURA (Hispanic accent) I am really sorry to interrupt your nice speech, but don't you believe your little fantasy plan is going to be risky? Other people look at Ace. SARAH BOURQUIN No sir, it won't because I have all the money in the world and I have the best scientist working for me in the world. ACE VENTURA (Hispanic accent) Funny you say that, because last I checked a lot of scientist in your country work for the government and not in the private sector. Sarah gets really mad and she looks at Ace very closely. SARAH BOURQUIN Have I meet you before? ACE VENTURA (Hispanic accent) Oh no Mrs. Bourquin you have not. I don't know what you are talking about. SARAH BOURQUIN You look very much like someone I know. And not in a good way. ACE VENTURA (Hispanic accent) Well I am very sorry that you feel that way. Sarah starts to notice a little of Ace's red Hawaiian shirt and starts put puzzle pieces in her head. SARAH BOURQUIN Wait a second!!!!!.... Sarah all of a sudden grabs Ace by the face and slams him to the wall and causing parts of his jacket to come off and the hair spray to fade away. 54.
SARAH BOURQUIN (CONT'D) I knew it!!!! It's Ace Ventura Pet Animal Detective. I should of known it was you!!!!!! ACE VENTURA Well you have terrible and really awful and very stupid fucking judgement Mrs. Cat lady bitch!!!!!! SARAH BOURQUIN And you need to learn the shut that huge mouth of yours!!!!! And you your little girlfriend were not invited to my party. Children!!!! Please escort Ace Ventura and his girlfriend out of the building... BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN With pleasure mum.... ACE VENTURA Someone like yourself should not try to fight someone like me. I'm just saying. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN Why because you know that I will win?!!... ACE VENTURA No. Quite the opposite... Ace ends up kicking Boris in the show and Melissa takes out peppery spray and she pepper sprays 3 of Bourquin's thugs and punches another one in the face and kicks one in the face. Another thug tries to grab Melissa and Melissa kicks another thug in the balls and punches that thug in the face. CUT TO: Ace punches another thug in the face and kicks another one in the face Ace makes funny chinnse noises and punches another thug in the face and Ace doges more attacks coming at him. Ace jumps and dodges the attack and does a spin kick and Ace grabs a hold of a barand kicks 4 more thugs in the face. 55.
More bad guys take out guns and they start shooting at Ace. Ace jumps up in the air and does a lot of backflips and lands on the bar table and there is more choas. Ace grabs a whine bottle and dodges more attacks and Ace whacks the thug in head with a whine bottle. One of the thug slams Ace and he lands on the ground. Ace grunts his teeth and another thug grabs Ace's head and slams him head on the bar table. THUG 1 I'm going to kick your ass and send you back where you came from with 66 broken bones you piece of shit!!!!!! Ace kicks the thug in the face 5 times and Ace gets up on his feet and more choas is going on. Ace punches the thug 10 times and does another upper cut punch and grabs another beer bottle and whacks a beer bottle at his head and kills him. CUT TO: Melissa is fighting more thugs and throwing 25 punches at thugs coming at her. Melissa dodges another punch and kicks 4 different thugs in the face. Emily slams Melissa against the wall and Emily takes out a sharp knife. EMILY BOURQUIN I am going to make you bleed really bad!!!!!! Melissa is not scarred punches Emily in the face and Melissa grabs a huge lamp and throws the lamp at Emily's head. MELISSA ROBINSON You truly are not a nice person. Melissa keeps on fighting more thugs and eletructes more thugs coming at her. CUT TO: Ace keeps on doing backflips and Ace does a cartwheel off the bar table and lands on the ground. Ace keeps on fighting more thugs and getting the beter of them. Tyler hides behind the sofa. Ace finds Tyler. 56.
ACE VENTURA Come on we have to get out of here. TYLER LANGSTON But who are you? And how did you get in? ACE VENTURA I'm Ace Ventura Pet Detective. I'm a private animal detective slash private investigator from Miami, Florida. I'll explain everything in a little later, we have to get you out of here come on!!!!!! Ace and Tyler start running and Melissa running away. Melissa turns back and she grabs 4 bottles of the cat yogurt and 15 little pieces of diamond jewelry. SARAH BOURQUIN Stop them they are getting away!!! Ace, Melissa, and Tyler start running away and more thugs are chasing them and more gun bullets. MELISSA ROBINSON Ace they are gainning us. What do we do? MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA (on the microphone) Ace what's going on?!... ACE VENTURA Melissa and I got caught and Mrs. Cat lady bitch's thugs are after us like crazy. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA (on the microphone) Don't worry, I just installed some roller skate wheels in your black boots. ACE VENTURA Sweet. Max is your amazing. Ace presses a button his watch and wheels come out of Ace's boots. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Alright I'm going to pick you up now. 57.
MELISSA ROBINSON What?!... Ace picks up Melisa in his arms and Ace grabs Tyler hand really tight. ACE VENTURA Alright Tyler your going to have to hold on very...tight... TYLER LANGSTON I don't know if that's possible. Ace has extentions from his shoes and Tyler goes on the extentions and holds on to Ace's shoulder. ACE VENTURA Alright here..we..go!!!!! Tyler starts yelling and screaming like crazy and Ace starts going really fast on the skates. Ace starts going really fast and Melissa pulls out her elecrity gun and starts firing at the thugs. And Melissa kills around 22 thugs coming at him. Ace kepps on going really fast and skating towards the entrance. TYLER LANGSTON (yelling) Oh no we are all going to die!!!!!! Ace sees the entrance closing and Ace grunts and does a huge flip and lands on the ground. Ace keeps on going really fast. Ace turns back and he starts skating backwards and Melissa keeps on firing at more thugs. TYLER LANGSTON (CONT'D) Ahhhhh Ace I think we have company.... Emily and Boris start going on roller skates and they start firing a lot of gun bullets at them. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN We are going to break you into very tinny little steel pieces Mr. Ventura!!!!! 58.
Boris starts firing a huge flame thrower gun at Ace and Ace does a lot tricks and gets a lot air and aviods flame thrower attacks. Melissa gets her aim ready and she starts firing a lot of eletrcity shock at more of the bad guys and the eletrcity bounces off the bad guys and hits Boris really bad and Boris gets slamed to the wall really hard. ACE VENTURA Thanks Melissa!!!!! MELISSA ROBINSON Your welcome babe. Ace keeps on going really fast and Tyler turns back. TYLER LANGSTON Oh this place is going to blow up!!!! Tyler keeps on screaming and yelling and getting scarred. ACE VENTURA Everybody hang on. I'm going to jump off the metlife stadium!!! Here we go!!!! TYLER LANGSTON Oh god no!!!!!!!!! In slow motion, Ace keeps on pedeling his legs and Ace bends his legs and Ace does a huge leap off the ground and there is a huge explosion in the background and parts of the stadium blows up. Ace and Melissa and Tyler start falling down and Tyler starts screaming and they land in the Hudson River and there is a huge splash and they all start swimming to shore. Ace, Melissa, and Tyler climb to shore. And they start coughing. TYLER LANGSTON (CONT'D) Oh my god I'm so wet. ACE VENTURA Don't worry you will live. Now question, how did you get here? TYLER LANGSTON I took an uber here and I came with my dad. 59.
ACE VENTURA Where is your dad now? TYLER LANGSTON I don't know last time I saw him he was in the stadium as well. And then...Oh nooo, they also have my dad as well. Oooooh noooo this is terriable!!!! ACE VENTURA It's okay we will get him back buddy. And also, I'm a Dolphins fan as well so it would be honnor to save your dad. TYLER LANGSTON Thank you Ace. ACE VENTURA Thank me later, we really have to get out of here and fast. Max starts running out the stadium and catches up to Ace and Melissa. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Ace, Melissa, thank god you guys are okay. Who is this guy? ACE VENTURA Max this is Tyler, Tyler this is my friend Max. TYLER LANGSTON Pleasure to meet you. So you guys are pet detective agencey basically? ACE VENTURA Yes we specialise in finding pets. And we believe it has a lot to do with your dad's buisness dealings with the Bourquins. And the Bourquins also kidnapped a co worker that works for Max's dad as well. So really it's about finding what they want with cats. TYLER LANGSTON I see. ACE VENTURA We gotta get out of here. 60.
Ace, Melissa, Tyler, and Max start leaving Metlife stadium. CUT TO: INT. METLIFE STADIUM - NIGHT Some of the thugs are putting out more fires. Sarah starts walking. SARAH BOURQUIN What in the world happen here?!... BOURQUIN THUG 2 Mr. Ventura and his female partner and Mr. Langston got away. Sarah gets really angry and really flusterd. Sarah punches the thug in the face and knocks him out. The kids start walking towards Sarah. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN We never let this happen away mother. And we will do beter next time!!!!... SARAH BOURQUIN Silent!!!!! If you two mess up again I will kick both of you out of my recent propsal of making you two MVP's of my new plants. Now find out where Ace Ventura went or else!!!!!!!!!!!.... BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN Yes mother... Sarah starts looking at Emily. SARAH BOURQUIN And as for you, I will take money out of your recent pay-check!!!!... Emily leaves without saying a word. SARAH BOURQUIN (CONT'D) Stupid kids!!!!! They always mess up everything!!!!! (MORE) 61.
SARAH BOURQUIN (CONT'D) I just really want to crush that funny haried and hawaian shirt wearing little fucker and stab him really hard with my own cat claws that I built and also kill his best friend and his little pretty little girl....wait... Sarah looks up and she starts looking at footage of Melissa fighting bad guys. SARAH BOURQUIN (CONT'D) That's it...If I kidnap his pretty little girlfriend, then Ace won't have any leverage towards me. And then I will win. Oh this going to be really good!!!!!.....Oh this is going to work even more beter then expected....AHAHAHAHAHAHA MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA H HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE BRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUT TO: INT. ACE'S HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT They all get to Ace's hotel room. ACE VENTURA So Tyler can I like get you a drink or anything my man? TYLER LANGSTON I can really use a beer right now. Max goes and gets Tyler a beer. TYLER LANGSTON (CONT'D) So what made you want to be a pet detective? 62.
ACE VENTURA A lot of different things, At first I wanted to be a cop or a policemen but then when I met Melissa she convinced me to be a pet detective and my ex girlfriend also noticed my love for animals as well. TYLER LANGSTON I see. What do your parents think of you doing this? ACE VENTURA My mom died when I was little and I never talk to my dad at all since I choose to be a pet detective. TYLER LANGSTON I'm sorry man. I know how you feel. Parents are crazy. ACE VENTURA I know right...So what's your cat's name? TYLER LANGSTON His name is Marnio. ACE VENTURA After Dan Marnio I see. Good call. He was a great player. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Well anyway you can sleep here and then hopefully if you know your way around New York, We can also try to find your hotel room or where ever you might be staying. TYLER LANGSTON Thanks Ace. CUT TO: EXT. ENTRANCE OF HOTEL - MORNING Ace, Melissa, Max, and Tyler get out of the hotel and they go into Ace's car and they start driving to Manhattan. CUT TO: The song "You don't know my name" plays in the background. 63.
Ace starts driving through the Brooklyn Bridge and he sees a lot of people walking on the sidewalks and Ace smiles in delight. ACE VENTURA Man I love Miami a lot. But New York City is awesome and always very beauitful in the morning. MELISSA ROBINSON I agree Ace. ACE VENTURA So Tyler what is the first thing you are going to do when you go home back to Miami? TYLER LANGSTON Well, I know I have a lot of things to do, but overall, I will kick back and do a lot of fun stuff and then go back to Hardwork stadium and then do what I know best. ACE VENTURA No girlfriend? TYLER LANGSTON It has not really crossed my mind buddy. MELISSA ROBINSON Well Tyler a rich young man like yourslef should try to find a girl. TYLER LANGSTON Yeah I have never been too good with girls sadly. ACE VENTURA It's okay, I will help you man. Women are like animals and you it's all about flirting and littly touching girls and making them feel comfortable. So think of it like trying to pet a horse or pet a dog or a cat, you have to wait intel they sniff you. And then you talk to them and then ask them questions and they will ask you questions back. (MORE) 64.
ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) And then when the time is right, you then littley start touching them and kissing them all over and then you go to lip. TYLER LANGSTON Oh okay, that's a lot of information, but I will see what I can do. ACE VENTURA Good man. Ace keeps on driving the car and they get into time square. Ace also passes through the stock market and the bull statue. CUT TO: Ace parks his car. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Alright dude we are here. TYLER LANGSTON Sweet thank you so much for driving me back Ace. And I'm sorry that if I came off as a pussy last night with the screaming and yelling. ACE VENTURA Hey man it's okay, you were scarred I get it, there was a lot of danger. We all get scarred of shit. I understand. TYLER LANGSTON Thanks man. MELISSA ROBINSON You sure you don't want us to come up there with you? Because there is a lot of crazy people in this city if you are not careful. TYLER LANGSTON No I'm good. ACE VENTURA Well...we will see you around Tyler dog. Tyler starts leaving and he starts going up to his suite. 65.
MELISSA ROBINSON Well I sure hope that he finds a girlfriend. ACE VENTURA Yeah me too Melissa, we have a lot to do lets go. Ace starts the car up and they start driving away from Tyler's hotel. CUT TO: Tyler walking into his hotel room and he lays down on his bed and Tyler starts watching sports center. CUT TO: Ace and the gang driving in Ace's car. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA So where to? ACE VENTURA Well right now I have a feeling that Tyler's dad has made a lot of shaddy deals with people in the city, that accidentally had to do with pet like money trans-actions. MELISSA ROBINSON But who in New York City would want to do buisnesses what terrible cat lady? ACE VENTURA Well Melissa, you would be surpised on how much bad people live in New York City. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA But same in Miami as well. ACE VENTURA That's a different story for another time. Right now we have a case to solve and we will do some story time stuff later. Max is there a way you can look some big time ghetto clubs? MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Yes why? 66.
ACE VENTURA Because stupid and crazy people go there all the time. And when they do they try to be gangster and it does not work and they end getting shot. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA And how is this relevent? ACE VENTURA Because people in those areas with big time poverty, make a lot of drugs and illgel liquids, and if we can find those plants, we will find more infromation about the Bourquins, And then we will find the cats that have been kidnapped. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Yeah but what makes you any differnet? ACE VENTURA Because Max I don't try to be gangster and I don't try to be like a black guy on a consistant basis the way stupid people try and they end up embrassing them sleves in the process. And really that's how big time crimes are committed in this country. I learned about it at the U when I was studying to be a police officer. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA I kind of disagree with you on those stats. But we will talk about later. Ace keeps on driving and they start. CUT TO: Ace and the gang get to Harlem and they see a lot of crime in the street and other awful things. And they also hear people shouting and screaming at each other. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA (CONT'D) Oh dear this place is so scary. Ace why did we come here again? 67.
ACE VENTURA Because I think this part of New York has ties with the Bourquin and Tyler's dad has made some shaddy deals here. Ace takes a turn into Spanish Harlem and he sees a pet store that looks very ghetto looking. Ace parks his car. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Alright guys I'm going in. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA But what if a crazy person tries to kill us? ACE VENTURA Well then use your best fighting moves Max. Don't worry Melissa will protect you and she is never scarred of anything. Don't worry, I won't be long. Ace gets out of the car and he starts walking into the pet store. CUT TO: Ace walks into the pet store and the place completely trashed up and there is cat poop on the ground and there is broken cash registers and graffiti on the ground. Ace keeps on looking around and Ace goes to the cat food area and he notices a lot of cat food with steriods in it. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) What in the name of fuck?!.... Ace keeps on looking around and he presses a button and it opens a door. Ace walks through the door and Ace suddenly sees a factory of people making illegal cat food using steroids, liquid jewelry, and other dangerous chemicals. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Oh my god this really can't be good!!!! Ace hears more workers coming into the factory through the back door. Ace hides behind a wall and hides from the workers and he starts searching around the factory. Ace gets into the elevator and the elevator starts going down. The Door opens and Ace sees more of the work in full 68. time detail. Ace also starts taking pictures of the factory from his phone and sending them to Max. CUT TO: Max starts getting the photos from his phone. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Ace where in the hell are you my man? CUT TO: Ace gets a text message from Max and Ace sends a text message using the microphone button. ACE VENTURA I'm in the same pet store but they have a secert factory and I'm going to find who runs this place. And I'm going to take them down. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Just becareful Ace, there is a lot of dangerous ghetto looking thugs in there. ACE VENTURA I'm going to be okay Max. Ace keeps on walking and snopping around. And as Ace is sneaking around, he sees Boris and Emily meeting with Momen. CUT TO: The three people in the secert room talking. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN Get all the cat foods to sleves to every pet store in America and then once we do that. We will have cat in the country attack their owner. And then we will have a huge cat weapon set up to destroy New York City. And then from there, we will have all the cats start building my mother's palce in Africa. MONTERO MOMEN I'm on it Boris. 69.
EMILY BOURQUIN Oh brother we are going to be rich and do what our ancenstors did millions of years ago. Boris all of a sudden starts laughing and chucking. ACE VENTURA Oh no not on my watch!!!!!... Ace jumps up in the air and he grabs a hold of a pipe and he starts sneaking into the office through an airvent. Ace also starts recording the conversation that they are having as well. MONTERO MOMEN I am also very sure that when we control every cat in America they will obey their new queen and then also destroy every human as well. EMILY BOURQUIN And also it's time destroy and kill everyone and...kill them all!!!!! Ace keeps on crawling through the air-vent and Ace all of a sudden crashes through the lid and Ace lands on the ground and does a secert agent pose. MONTERO MOMEN It's Ventura!!!! It can't be!!!! BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN It's You!!!!!! You will never stop my family Ventura!!!! and I bet you saw with your own animal eyes the work of the factory. Isn't it nice? ACE VENTURA You mean you use a ghetto neighborhood with a lot of poor people to plan your illgal cat food making sceme. And at the same time also kidnap other cats to destroy their owners and make cats evil again!!!!!! You cat children live in a very twisted world!!!!!.... EMILY BOURQUIN Thank you Ace. And I'm going going to enjoy stabbing you in the next with my queen staff as well. 70.
MONTERO MOMEN And the police will never believe you. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN We are going to take you down Mr. Ventura and we are going to send back to your American Mommy and Daddy and have you cry like a little bitch as well!!!!!! Boris and Emily get out huge chain saws and they try to attack Ace with chain saws and strike a lot of attacks. Ace jumps up in the air and dodges the attacks. Ace kicks Boris in the face and knocks the chain saw out of his hands. Emily starts screaming and she throws 33 chain saw attacks at Ace and Emily kicks Ace in the face and grabs him by the neck and slams him to the ground. Emily throws more attacks at Ace and Ace sees a whip and Ace grabs the whip and throws a lot of whip attacks at Emily and Emily screams really bad. ACE VENTURA Down you kitty cat bitch. And you don't deserve any cat treats. Emily drinks more of the cat liquid and she starts hissing like a cat and she meaows in anger and she tries to tackle Ace and throw a lot of punches and kicks at Ace. Emily hisses and scratches Ace in the face. Ace grunts really bad and feels the pain really bad. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) You really are a very bad girl!!!! Ace keeps on fighting Emily, and Ace turns back and sees Boris coming at him and he starts acting like a jaguar and like a lion. Ace takes out a pocket knife and he defends himself with a pocket knife and punches Boris 8 times in the face and jumps in the air and kicks Boris in the face. Momen tackles Ace really bad and punches Ace in the face really bad and grabs him by the neck and slams him against the table and Momen gets out a kitchen knife and tries to stab Ace. Ace gets up and kicks Momen in the face and Momen starts losing his blance and Momen starts falling to his death and he falls into a lot of liquid poison cat food. 71.
Momen starts screaming really badly and dying inside of the liquid. Ace starts running and he grabs the blue prints. EMILY BOURQUIN Stop him he's got the blue prints!!!!!! Ace keeps on running he jumps off the ledge of the balcony and Emily starts shooting a sniper riffle at Ace and Ace aviods the bullets. Emily accidentally shoots at a gasoline tank and it starts to set the factory. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN We have to get out of here. This place is going to blow up!!!!! CUT TO: Ace keeps on running as he hears more of count down. Ace starts climbing up a rope and climbing up the rope as fast as he could. CUT TO: Ace gets to the top and he keeps on running out of the factory and Ace gets to the back of the factory and the factory blows up in flames and there is a huge explosion. CUT TO: More people in New York City see the explosion from a lot of different parts of the city. NEW YORKER 1 Holy shit!!!! Someone better call the fire department!!!!!... CUT TO: Ace gets really tired and he gets back up on his feet. Ace starts walking back to his car. But all of a sudden, Ace gets punished in the face by Boris and Ace gets forced against the ground. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN Not so smart are you Mr. Ventura!!!! 72.
Boris starts growing a lot of finger nails out of his fingers. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN (CONT'D) I am going to stab you with my long nails once and for all and kill you!!!!!!! Emily shows up with longer nails as well. And all of a sudden, both of them hiss really bad and they start coming towards Ace. Ace dodges the attack Ace from the ground kicks Boris in the head and Ace gets up and punches Boris in the face. Boris whacks Ace really bad in the face and Ace gets slammed to the ground. Boris meows in anger and Ace takes out his pocket knife and gives him a cut on his face and Ace kicks him in the stomach. Emily grabs a hold of a huge steel garbage can and throws the can at Ace and Ace feels the hit of the can really hard and gets forced against the wall of a building. Ace pushes himself away from the can and Ace grabs a lot of glass bottles and starts throwing the glass bottles at both Emily and Boris. Emily and Boris aviod the bottles but evenutally get hit by the bottles and Boris comes at Ace tries to tackle Ace, Ace kicks Boris in the face punches him in the stomach, Boris throws a scratch attack at Ace and Ace does a summer-sault and kicks Boris in the face again. Emily grabs Ace from behind and punches Ace in the face 3 times. EMILY BOURQUIN It's time for you to get beaten up very bad Mr. Ventura!!!!!! Ace feels really weak and beaten up and Ace sees a spray bottle. Ace slaps Emily in the face and grabs the bottle and he starts spraying soap spray at Emily and causing her to fall a sleep. ACE VENTURA Perfect, now to get evil cat 2. Boris tries to tackle Ace, Ace trips over Boris and sprays the same spray at Boris and knocks him out with it. Boris falls to the ground. 73.
ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Perfect, now I have to get out of here. Ace all of a sudden hears a car coming at him and it's Melissa and Max. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Get in!!! Ace starts running to the car and the car starts driving off. CUT TO: Inside of the car and Max keeps on driving. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA (CONT'D) What happen in there Ace? ACE VENTURA I fought Momen, and the cat children. But the good news is that I have the blue prints for their operation. Ace hands Max the blue prints of the cat robot and the sketches to the cat palce in Africa. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Oh wow!!! We are definatly going to get the last pieces of the puzzle. ACE VENTURA And they are also going to build a cat robot very soon and we really have to stop it. The car keeps on driving off into night. CUT TO: INT. BOURQUIN'S BUILDING - NIGHT Sarah starts looking at the window and Sarah grabs a hold of a random diamond and she holds it to her face. SARAH BOURQUIN It's time that cats rule this world once for all and nobody is going to stop me. (MORE) 74.
SARAH BOURQUIN (CONT'D) And then the cat food is going destroy a lot of people as they get eaten and my own cat robot will also destroy a lot of people in the procress!!!!!.... One of her thugs come towards her. THUG 3 Mrs. Bourquin I have really bad news to report that your factory in Harlem was destroyed and that your kids failed to kill Ace Ventura again. SARAH BOURQUIN That's okay, I have the chemicals and the things that I need to destroy and kill a lot of people. Sarah does an evil smile and she holds up a picture of Melissa. SARAH BOURQUIN (CONT'D) And I also know what to get Boris as well... FADE TO: INT. ACE'S HOTEL ROOM - MORNING Ace gets up and he starts waking himself up. Ace gets on his feet and he starts taking a shower and he turns the water on. CUT TO: Ace gets out of the shower and he sees Melissa covered in a towel. Ace gets really happ and Melissa comes towards him and they start making out. Ace and Melissa start making out on the bed. CUT TO: INT. TYLER'S HOTEL ROOM - MORNING Tyler is watching sports center and also watching NFL network in his hotel room. Tyler's cat Marino appears and lays down next to him. And he purres on him. 75.
TYLER LANGSTON Your such a good kitty cat. Tyler hears a knock at the door. Tyler gets off his bed and he starts opening the door. SARAH BOURQUIN Hello Mr. Langston!!!!... Sarah holds a taser in her hand and eletrocutes him really badly and Sarah slaps Tyler and knocks him out. CUT TO: Tyler's cat gets really scarred and the thugs start going after the cat. One of the thugs puts the cat to sleep and they grab the cat. The thugs also grab Tyler and they put Tyler inside of a bag. SARAH BOURQUIN (CONT'D) Perfect and now it's time to get my son his present!!!!!! And time to get my felines to unleash their terror. CUT TO: INT. DINNING AREA IN THE HOTEL - AFTERNOON Ace and Melissa start laughing and having fun. MELISSA ROBINSON Oh Ace this lunch is really awesome and really wonderful. ACE VENTURA Oh your welcome Melissa. Man I really sure hope Tyler is doing okay. MELISSA ROBINSON Yeah same here. As Ace and Melissa are eating and talking, One of the waiters gets knocked out by Bourquin's thugs and jumps him and disguises as a waiter. CUT TO: Ace and Melissa keep on smiling at each other and keep on laughing. 76.
One of the thugs disguised as a waiter sends a random plate of food. BOURQUIN THUG 1 It really sounds like your time is really up Ace Ventura!!!!!!! Ace looks at the thug and Ace punches the thug in the face and more thugs show up to take them on. Ace starts fighting 4 thugs and the thugs start throwing a lot of attacks at Ace. Ace kicks another thug in the face and punches another one in the stomach. Another thug grabs Ace and slams Ace against a wall. Ace gets free and turns back throws 5 punches at 4 different thugs and kicks another thug in the face. Another thug attacks Ace using a pot pan and also using a kitchen knife. Ace dodges the attack and Ace punches the thug in the face and Ace jumps up in the air and lands on his feet and Ace does a spin kick and kicks another one in the face. Ace lands on the ground and he hears Melissa screaming. ACE VENTURA Melissa!!!!!!!.... Ace starts running and he sees Bourquin's thugs grab Melissa and they point a gun at her head. Boris and Emily show up and they come out a limo. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN Awwwwwe Mr. Ventura, It was really easy to track you down. Since you are staying in the cheap side of New York City. And it's too bad you are about to loose and now your pretty girlfriend is all mine. And now I'm going to make just like all the cats that my mother kidnapped. Including kidnapping your friend Tyler Langston and his cat as well. And in a matter of mintutes my mother is going to use her cat robot to destroy New York City and then all the cats that ate the illgal cat food will then turn into big cats and then kill their owners and then the ones that won't...well then they will just get brain-washed and become evil. (MORE) 77.
BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN (CONT'D) Oh and then we will have your friend's dad's co worker and a lot of people as well. And then have them be just as strong as a cat... MELISSA ROBINSON (scarred voice) Ace help me!!!!! Don't let them win!!!!! BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN Put her in the car. The thugs put Melissa in the limo and they drive off. Ace sees as the car drives off. Ace presses a button his watch. ACE VENTURA Max, May day, May day, May day, Red Alert, they took Melissa and they are going to start the cat robot. CUT TO: Max in his computer room. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Don't worry we are going to get Melissa and not only are we going to save a lot cats. But we are also going to save the world!!!!!... ACE VENTURA I really love the sound of that Max. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Go save Melissa, I'll guide once you get in Bourquin's building and I will give you the adress as well. Max gives Ace the address through his phone. CUT TO: Ace sees a fancy ford car and Ace sees the car and Ace steels the car and Ace gets in the car and Ace starts going really fast on the highway and he starts heading to Manhattan. 78.
ACE VENTURA Don't worry Melissa, I'm coming to save you. And it's another reason why I am Ace Ventura Pet Detective!!!!!!!!!...... CUT TO: INT. A SPECAIL LAB IN THE BOURQUIN BUILDING - AFTERNOON Sarah starts walking to Melissa and she is trapped to a medical table. Melissa is trying to get free and is struggling to get free. And grunting. MELISSA ROBINSON (screaming in anger) LET ME GO!!!!!!, LET ME GO!!!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCKING HELL RUNS THIS STUPID PLACE!!!!!!!! Sarah walks to Melissa as she is on the table chained up. SARAH BOURQUIN Awwwwww Miss Robinson. I am totally glad that you are here in my building. And in a couple minutes I'm going to put a lot of cat blood inside of you. And then you will have no memory of who you are. Oh don't you will still talk and communicate, but there will be just times where you will act like a cat. MELISSA ROBINSON I'm not going to take any drugs in my body you cat bitch!!!!!! And you really won't get away with this!!!!! And Ace will rescue me!!! And also I believe your son is a complete pig comparred to Ace!!!!!!!.... Sarah all of a sudden slaps Melissa in the face. SARAH BOURQUIN That's not very lady like of you to say that miss Robinson. I bet you will enjoy being in my new jewelry building in Africa. 79.
Boris comes into room and he starts touching Melissa head to toe. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN Oh perfect my dream girlfriend is here. And you are so beauitful and very stunning and dangerousley sexy as well. And you also have very beauitful boobs as well. Melissa heads butts Boris really bad. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN (CONT'D) I have a feeling I'm going to have to treat like a kitty cat and teach you some manners!!!!!.... MELISSA ROBINSON You are a very peverted person. And you and your sister should burn in hell!!!!! BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN Well we will see about that Melissa. Boris leaves the room and more thugs come into the room. SARAH BOURQUIN Take off her clothes and put her inside of a freezing room and freez her intel all her blood is frozen. CUT TO: The thugs grab Melissa and they start taking off her clothes and they put her inside of a really cold room. Melissa is laying down in the huge room butt naked and Sarah starts lowering the tempature of the room and presses another button and a lot of ice cold water comes into the room. SARAH BOURQUIN (CONT'D) Time to transform this beautiful women into one of my own feline cats...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More water starts coming into the room and Melissa has a very scarred look on her face. 80.
CUT TO: Ace parks the car into the parking lot and Ace gets out of the car and he starts heading inside of the building. Ace gets into the building and he notices the inside of the Bourquin building. Ace starts looking around and Ace notices a gold spot on the door. Ace taps on the spot and the secret door opens up. Ace goes into the door and he goes into the elevator and Ace presses a button and the elevator starts going up. The elevator stops around one of the main floors. Ace gets out of the elevator and he notices a lot of science labs around them and there are a lot of cats becoming more mean and aggressive. Ace starts walking in the hall way and he hears thugs coming towards him and he hides behind a wall. They pass him and Ace keeps on going. CUT TO: Ace keeps on walking and he sees a room of jewelry and Ace goes into the room. Ace presses a button on his watch. ACE VENTURA Max, I'm inside one of the jewlery rooms. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA (microphone) Good job. Buddy is there a way to destroy all of it? Ace starts looking around and looking for anything he could use to destroy the diamonds. ACE VENTURA Maybe destroying it might not be the answear but how to get it out will be the answear. Ace notices a shrink ray and Ace runs to the shrink ray and he blasts all of the diamonds and makes them really tiny. Ace picks up the diamonds and puts them in his pocket. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Max, I got them in my pocket. 81.
MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA (microphone) Perfect. Good job. ACE VENTURA Thanks man. Ace starts running out of the room. Ace starts running and he opens into another room and he sees a giant cat statue Ace walks by the giant statue and he stands on a platform and the platform starts going up. Ace lands on the ground. Ace falls on the cat statue and Ace starts walking to the back of the head and sees a machine. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) I don't know anything about slots. But I really hope I can get this puzzle right. CUT TO: Sarah and more of her thugs start walking into a fancy looking helicopter. Sarah's thugs start carrying Melissa's blue body to the copter. SARAH BOURQUIN Perfect, in a mater of minutes, I will control my cat robot and destroy New York City and then all the cat food I made will turn cats into lions and jaguars or panthers and then they will kill their owners and then they will come to Africa and bow to their queen as well. Sarah goes on the helicopter and the helicopter starts flying underground and it goes to Sarah's cat robot that is underground. Sarah gets out of the copter and she starts heading to the control pannels. CUT TO: Ace gets into the computer systems and starts playing slots. 82.
ACE VENTURA God I am not good at games. But I have to get this one right. Ace starts playing slots and he tries to match all of the cat related elements on the slot machine. Ace gets one match. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Well that's one... Ace plays another slot and does not do well. Ace pullls the lever again and Ace consentrats really hard and gets another match. Ace pulls the lever again and Ace with time and effort gets the third and final match. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Yes!!!!! I got it!!!!!!! The satute makes a meaow noise and Ace hears a cage crashing down and Tyler starts yelling as he is falling down. Tyler falls out of the cage and Ace catches him in his arms. TYLER LANGSTON Ace your here. Thank God!!!!! ACE VENTURA Did you see Melissa anywhere? TYLER LANGSTON Sadly I really did not. But you have to stop Bourquin and they have all money and everything. And they even my cat Marnio as well. Ace and Tyler all of a sudden begin to feel the building shake up. TYLER LANGSTON (CONT'D) Dude what the hell was that?!... CUT TO: The robot starts to get a lot fuel and power coming into the robot. Sarah gets really excited and going crazy and she puts her hand on the lever. 83.
SARAH BOURQUIN And now finally...With all my mighty cat power, I will now destroy New York City and crush everyone!!!!!!!!!!! Sarah pulls the lever. CUT TO: A lot of random people start coming back home and they start feeding their cats the cat food that Bourquin made. They feed the cats the cat food and all of a sudden, their cats start transforming into big time lions, jaguars, panthers. And they start roaring and making a lot noises and scaring their owners. The owners start yelling and really getting scarred. CUT TO: More owners start getting really scarred and they start getting attacked by the jaguars and killed. CUT TO: A lot of lions and jaguars start destroying a lot of cars and other things. CUT TO: Bourquin's cat robot rises up from the Hudson River and it starts making a lot of evil meaows and hisses. A lot of people start getting scarred and have scarred looks on their faces. The cat robot starts destroying everything around it and destroying a lot of buildings. More people are screaming out of the buildings. Bourquin starts destroying a lot of police helicopters and police cars. As Bourquin's cat robot is destroying everything the news helicopters start brodcasting everything. CUT TO: More cat owners are getting killed in the streets and a lot of fires are all over the city. CUT TO: Sarah starts laughing as she is destroying everything. CUT TO: 84.
Sarah starts destroying more building in New York City and killing more people and starting more fires as well. CUT TO: The building starts shaking and Ace and Tyler are hanging on the ledge. And they feel the building coming down. ACE VENTURA Must get!!!!.....Out!!!!.....Of....This ....Fucking building!!!!!!!!! Tyler starts screaming. And Ace lets go Tyler and Ace starts free falling and sky diving. TYLER LANGSTON Ace!!!!!!! Ace keeps on sky diving and he grabs hold of the ledge and he starts climbing up. Ace climbs up and he sees a jet plane with weapons on it. The building keeps on breaking down and catching on fire. Ace starts running to the jet airplane. CUT TO: Ace gets into the plane and he starts to strap himself into the piolt set. ACE VENTURA I have never flown a plane before. But there can always be a first. Ace starts turning everything on and the plane begins to take off. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Alright here we go. Ace gets the plane off the air and Tyler starts slipping and Tyler starts falling down and screaming and Ace does a huge spin turn and opens the door and Tyler falls into the plane. CUT TO: Tyler lands on the ground inside the plane. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Strap yourself in Tyler, it's going to be a wild ride... TYLER LANGSTON Oh okay Ace. 85.
Ace flys out of Bourquin's building. And the jet starts going really fast. CUT TO: Bourquin begins to destroy everything with her cat robot. The robot turns around and sees a jet coming towards it and cat makes an angry and pissed off look. CUT TO: Sarah turns around and she sees Ace. SARAH BOURQUIN What?!....NOOOOOOOOO!!!! THAT FOOL!!!!!!!!! CUT TO: The jet begins to fly towards the robot cat. ACE VENTURA (on the microphone) Alright give it up Bourquin!!!! Let her go!!!!!!!..... CUT TO: Bourquin inside of the robot cat. SARAH BOURQUIN What are you going to do about?!... CUT TO: Ace inside of the plane. ACE VENTURA How about I fire a bunch of fighter missles and bombs at your cat robot!!!!!! Now let Melissa go!!!!!!!! CUT TO: The robot makes an evil cat meaow sound and robot hiss. CUT TO: Sarah inside the control panel. SARAH BOURQUIN Really is not going to happen Mr. Ventura!!!!! 86.
CUT TO: Ace inside the jet. ACE VENTURA Oh look I think I see a big and tall metal pooty cat....NOT!!!!!!!..... CUT TO: The cat gets really angry and mad and starts making a lot of hissing and mean meaow sounds. The robot cat starts trying to attack the jet and throw a lot of different cats attacks. The cat tries to grab the jet and starts to chase after the jet. Ace drives the jet it starts going staight up up in the air. The robot cat starts climing off the building. The cat gets more angry and it starts firing a lot of missles and bombs at the jet. Ace dodges all of the missles and starts going really fast. Ace does a lot of jet dodges while flying the plane. The missles explode in the air, Ace fires a lot of other missles at the robot cat and blows up the cat legs. And a lot of differnet explosions happen. The robot cat makes more evil and mean noises tries to grab the jet with it's metal paws. Sarah finally grabs Ace. SARAH BOURQUIN Got you!!!!!!... ACE VENTURA No Got you!!!!!!!!!.... Ace presses another button in the ship and eletroctues Sarah's robot cat really bad. The jet keeps on flying in the air and Sarah's robot cat starts firing a lot of machine gun bullets at Ace's jet. Ace dodges the machine gun bullets and Ace fires a lot of huge laser shoots at the robot cat. The Cat jumps keeps on trying to attack Ace. Ace fires more bombs and missles at the cat robot. And the cat robot makes a lot meaow sounds and there are more explosions. CUT TO: Sarah inside the cock-pit pissed off. 87.
SARAH BOURQUIN It's time for you to die Ventura!!!!!!!!! CUT TO: The robot cat starts charging towards and the plane and throwing a lot of different cats attacks. Ace presses a button and picks up the cat robot with magnet and Ace starts flying up in the air and really high up into the clouds. ACE VENTURA (on the microphone) You know Sarah, you are right, cats are very smart and very mean and scarry. But you know what else is more scarrier then a cat, A fucking hawk grabbing a cat!!!!! CUT TO: Ace is in the pilot seat and Ace smiles and as he smiles, there is a hawk noise. Ace drops Sarah's cat robot and Sarah starts screaming and yelling as it's falling down. The robot cat falls to the ground and lands around Brooklyn and causes a huge explosion. CUT TO: Ace starts flying down and Ace softly lands the plane on the ground and Ace starts running to the broken down robot cat. CUT TO: Ace finds a knocked out Bourquin and Ace pulls the lever up and Ace breaks the lever so that Bourquin will not be able to pull it down. CUT TO: The lions, jaguars, and panthers start back into normal cats and people start loving their cats again and holding them and giving them a lot of love all over over New York City. CUT TO: Sarah gets up on her feet and notices the lever is broke and she sees a lot of the cats are back to normal. 88.
SARAH BOURQUIN Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! You ruined my evil plans!!!!!!!!!!!! I was going to make cats stronger and more beter and make them just like what they were in acient times. We will get my revenge soon enough!!!! ACE VENTURA Face it!!!! Your done!!!!!! SARAH BOURQUIN Oh you might have destroyed my evil plans. But I believe stopping me won't be enough to save your girlfriend. Sarah presses a button and shows Melissa Robinsin inside of Sarah's african palce freezing up really badly. SARAH BOURQUIN (CONT'D) You see Mr. Ventura!!!!...I will always have the moral high ground weather you stop me or not. Good bye Mr. Ventura!!!!!!! Sarah all of a sudden throws a bomb at Ace and Ace gets forced out of the broken and destroyed cat robot. And Ace lands on the ground. Sarah runs to a helicopter and the helicopter takes off up in the air heading to Africa. Ace gets into his fighter jet and he starts chasing the helicopter and it's heading to Africa CUT TO: EXT. OUTSIDE BOURQUIN'S AFRICAN PALCE - NIGHT Ace lands on the ground and he gets out of the plane. Ace sees the place and Ace presses a button on his watch. ACE VENTURA Max, I'm in Africa and I'm going to save Melissa. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA (Microphone) Alright perfect, You don't got much time Ace. (MORE) 89.
MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA (CONT'D) Bourquin and her kids are going to make every cat evil and put micro-chips inside of them. And you must shut it down Ace and then get all the cats inside of your jet plane. ACE VENTURA Sounds good Max. I'm on it. Ace slides down and he sneaks and gets to the main entrance. Ace sees a guard coming towards him and Ace hides in the bushes and grabs the guard and knocks him out and steels his key card. Ace grabs the card and he opens the door and gets into the place. CUT TO: Ace gets into the Bourquin's headquarters and he sees a lot of cats that are getting brain-washed by the cat food. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Holy mother of hell!!!!! Ace keeps on snooping around and Ace hides behind a wall and sees Bourquin and her kids. SARAH BOURQUIN Perfect just 2 more people that we will use their blood with the cats. And my evil plan will be complete. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN Oh I love the sound of that mother!!!! EMILY BOURQUIN And it's also going to mean more money for all of us as well. Both of them start laughing. Ace starts shaking his head and saying no a couple of times. They all leave the room and Ace comes out of hiding and he runs to the computer. 90.
Ace sees blank password box on the computer. Ace also notices a remote that is missing on the keyboard. ACE VENTURA Man what would that password be. Come on Ace think!!!!!... Ace starts flash backing to talking to Tyler many times. Ace stops thinking. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Of course... Ace types in Langston on the password and it's the correct password. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Yes!!!!!! ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Alright now it's time to get these kitty cats back home and save Melissa. As Ace is about to do something, Sarah from behind whacks Ace from behind and forces him against the wall. Ace feels the pain very hard and sees Sarah with a very evil smile on her face. SARAH BOURQUIN Looking for this?!.... Sarah shows the remote to Ace. SARAH BOURQUIN (CONT'D) I got you right where I want you Ventura. I have a your girlfriend and I'm about to destroy Western Civillastion as well. And then blame it all on you!!!!!! ACE VENTURA No matter what happens to my social repuation, I will never let you win!!!!! SARAH BOURQUIN Oh we will just see about that. Sarah gets out her cell phone. SARAH BOURQUIN (CONT'D) Boris, Bring her in. 91.
All of a sudden, Boris shows up pointing a gun at Melissa's head and Melissa is struggling to get free. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN And also it's too bad Mr. Ventura because in a couple of mintutes I'm going to use a hospital shot bottle an inject your girlfriend with kitty cat blood to make her ask like a cat, and then she will be all mine. MELISSA ROBINSON Ace.... Ace is a pissed off look on his face. And Ace sees Melissa's sad puppy dog like eyes and tears coming out of her eyes. ACE VENTURA Like hell that's going to happen!!!!.... Ace slowly pulls out his pocket knife and Ace yells like tarzan and Ace right away throws his pocket knife at Boris and stabs him in the neck. Boris starts grunting and yelling in pain and he falls ground. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN Awwwwwe my neck!!!!!!! More thugs come and they come towards Ace and Ace start fighting the thugs and throwing all sorts of punches and kicks at the thugs and fighting around 22 thugs coming at hom. Ace also dodges a lot of attacks. CUT TO: Melissa gets grabbed Emily and Melissa kicks Emily in the stomach and punches Emily in the face. Emily gets really angry and she screams like a bitch and Emily grabs a staff and she tries to hit Melissa in the head. Melissa dodges all of the attacks and does a a lot of cart-wheels and backflips. Melissa sees a gun and Melissa grabs a gun and Melissa grabs the gun and she shoots a lot of bullets at Emily and shoots her in the head. Emily falls to her death. 92.
MELISSA ROBINSON You truly are not a nice person. And you have a lot of bitterness as well. CUT TO: Ace keeps on fighting a lot thugs and guards coming at him. One of the thugs kick Ace in the face and Ace gets up punches another thug in the stomach. Sarah grabs Ace by the arm and slams Ace against the wall and Sarah throws 33 staff attacks and Ace dodges the attacks and Sarah keeps on attacking Ace. Ace defends himself with his pocket knife and Ace grabs Sarah's arm and throws her against the wall. Sarah throws a lot of punches at Ace. Ace jumps and grabs another African staff and Ace defends himself with the staff. Sarah kicks Ace in the face and Sarah punches Ace in the face and Sarah starts cutting Ace in the arm with one of her diamonds in her hand. Ace starts screaming and yelling in pain. SARAH BOURQUIN You know Ace, diamonds are a girls best friend and they can certianly kill someone like you. And it's time to put you into the land of Africa and put you in the dirt with no gravestone by it. It's not like anybody carred for you!!!!! Ace feels more of the pain keeps on grunting and Ace sees a shot gun and Ace kicks Sarah in the face and Ace dives on the ground and grabs a shot medicine and Ace grabs it and throws it at Sarah's fore-head. Sarah feels the pain of the cat blood coming into her body and she starts to loose a lot of brain cells. Sarah starts to fall to the ground. Sarah starts losing her grip and she starts falling to the ground. Sarah starts grunting in pain. Ace gets back on his feet. And he starts walking towards her. 93.
ACE VENTURA You see Ms. Bourquin, Now you will know what it feels like to be a cat and all that cat blood you stole, now it will also affect you as well. Sarah sees Ace and she starts getting really angry and mad and she starts meaowing and trying to tackle Ace. Ace ducks the tackle and grabs a metal bar and whcks Sarah in the face and knocks her out. Ace sees the remote in Sarah's hands and Ace grabs the remote and runs to the control panel and places it. Ace presses the button and a lot of normal and safe things start going into the cats brains. Ace presses another button and opens the cages of the cats that are trapped in their cages. Ace starts going another tarzan yell and all the cats start coming to him and meaowing with a lot of cutness. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Come to me kitty cats.... Melissa sees Ace and she hugs him really tight. MELISSA ROBINSON Are you okay Ace? ACE VENTURA I'm okay Melissa. Lets get all these cats back home to their owners. Ace and Melissa begin to walk and Boris shows up with a kitchen knife in his hand. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN Not so fast Ventura!!!!! It won't be the end of it!!!!! And your tarzan skills won't be enough to stop me!!!!!! ACE VENTURA Yeah your right about that. So that's why I have a special treatment for you. Ace does a simple wissel and a lot of african animals start breaking into the palace and destroying a lot of things and a lot of lions and panthers, and jaguars start attacking Boris. 94.
Boris starts yelling and screaming as a lot of animals are attacking him. Boris comes out and he is all beaten up and has cuts on his face. Ace walks up to him. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Also you left this diamond as well. And I just want to say my friend also froze all of your family accounts and has reported all of your family's activites to the police and the FBI, and the CIA as well. CUT TO: A lot of policemen start breaking into the harlem factory and break into Bourquin's building and arresting a lot of people. CUT TO: Boris on the ground feeling very defeated. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Also even though, I'm not a real detective but...your going to jail!!!! and the police are on their way to your mom's african kingdom hell hole as we speak. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN Oh you will pay for this!!!!! ACE VENTURA Yeah, I have herd that before. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Come on Melissa lets get out of here. BORIS-SPEN BOURQUIN No, No, No, you can't leave, I have guards and thugs around this place. And I... A lot of cats start fallowing Ace back to the jet and Boris gets a lot of cats stomping on him and he has a lot of cuts on him. CUT TO: 95.
Ace and Melissa get on the jet plane with a lot of cats. Ace starts powering up the jet and they start leaving the palce. A lot of FBI and CIA helicopters come and they start busting the place and one of them rescues Rachel as well. CIA AGENT Don't worry we are going to get you home miss. CUT TO: More agents come and they arrest both of them and put them in their helicopter. CUT TO: Ace lands the jet on the Vandinga building in New York City and Ace gets out of the airplane. And Max and his dad are waiting for him. CLYDE VANDINGA Well done Ace. Great job on saving the cats in Africa and also defeating the evil Bourquin family as well. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA Good job buddy. ACE VENTURA Thanks you guys. Rachel shows up. Ace presses a button and a lot of cats come out of the plane and Rachel's cat starts running to Rachel. RACHEL TYLER Oh my baby... RACHEL TYLER (CONT'D) Thank you so much for saving my cat. I don't know how to repay you. ACE VENTURA Oh it's fine Rachel. I'm just doing my job. CUT TO: 96.
A lot of other cats are racing to their owners all over the country and getting back to their owners. The owners are happy to see their cats again and they start playing with them as well. CUT TO: EXT. MIAMI AIRPORT - LATE AFTERNOON A United Airlines plane lands on the ground. CUT TO: Ace, Max, and Melissa get off the plane. ACE VENTURA Oh wow it feels great to be back in Miami again. That trip just felt like a mile run that was never going to end. MAX WOODSTOCK VANDINGA But you saved the day as always though. ACE VENTURA Yeah I did. I just don't know what my pay is going to be. Ace, Melissa, and Max start heading to the baggage clam to get their stuff. ACE VENTURA (CONT'D) Oh yeah that's right we also have to get an uber or lyft I believe. As Ace is getting his stuff, Tyler shows up with a suit on. TYLER LANGSTON That will not be nessary Ace. Ace turns back. ACE VENTURA Tyler hey man, How did you know we were here? TYLER LANGSTON I really didn't I was around. And since you guys saved my cat, I will pay 400,000$ and a drive back to your apartment. 97.
ACE VENTURA Tyler is that the truth? TYLER LANGSTON Oh yeah my man. CUT TO: They all get outside and the limo driver comes out of the car and starts packing all their bags into the trunk. CUT TO: They all get into the car and begin to drive off. LIMO DRIVER Where to my man? ACE VENTURA Um well...The apartment building by the beach if that's possible. LIMO DRIVER That's awesome. I will take you there. CUT TO: INT. JESSICA'S HOUSE - NIGHT Jessica is in her house and she is looking at a magazine. And Jessica hears a knock at the door. Jessica gets flusterd. JESSICA MONROE Ace I swear to god if you don't leave my house, I will get out my taser and eletrocute you again!!!!! Jessica opens the door and her madness is completey gone as she sees Tyler at the door. JESSICA MONROE (CONT'D) ...... well hello, can I help you. TYLER LANGSTON Yes you can. I'm Tyler Langston and I herd a lot about you Jessica. And I was really wondering if you wanted to go on a date with me in the future. 98.
Jessica is very spechless. JESSICA MONROE Sure come in. I would love to know more about you. Jessica finally kisses Tyler on the lips and they start making out on the couch in the house. CUT TO: Behind the car is another underground base. And a older rich couple is spying on their son. MICHAEL LANGSTON Yeah sounds like our boy is about to score really big. MICHELLE LANGSTON Yeah I agree. Man I am also glad he was saved back in New York city as well. I just don't know the name of who saved him. Michael walks to his wife and he sees a newspaper of Ace on the cover. MICHAEL LANGSTON Well it looks like his name is Ace Ventura. He looks like a very crazy and wonderful person. I need to meet him sometime. I will get his address as well. MICHELLE LANGSTON Well we could always invite him to the Miami Heat game as well. MICHAEL LANGSTON Yeah that's always a really good idea. CUT TO: EXT. THE AMERICAN AIRLINES ARENA - NIGHT Ace and Melissa park their car in the parking lot and they get out of the car. ACE VENTURA Sweet I really can't believe we are going to the Heat game. And apparently we are meeting Tyler's parents. 99.
MELISSA ROBINSON Yeah this should be really fun. Ace and Melissa get to the entrance and they start waiting. As they are both waiting, Tyler's parents show up. MICHAEL LANGSTON I herd about you saving a lot of cats Mr. Ventura and another thing about myself is that I also love animals and you have a lot of skills doing pet related cases. ACE VENTURA Oh thank you sir. MICHAEL LANGSTON Oh your welcome Ace. Tyler shows up. TYLER LANGSTON Hey dad I'm glad you were able to catch up with us. MICHAEL LANGSTON Oh non sense Tyler, I know Miami really well. And I do have a lot of stories to tell as well. MICHELLE LANGSTON I also really love your style as well Miss Robinson. MELISSA ROBINSON Oh thank you so much. So how were able to find us by any chance? MICHELLE LANGSTON Oh well my husband and I own a contruction company and we build a lot of security cameras and other things that the FBI and CIA use a lot. And I also hear how wonderful of a cheerleader you are as well. And you have a bright future Melissa. CUT TO: Tyler, Ace, Melissa, and Tyler's parents are watching the game. And the Heat are winning. 100.
Ace and Melissa kiss each other on the lips as they are watching the game. ACE VENTURA Awwww such a great game, My case is solved and I'm with you. What could possibly go wrong? Jessica shows up with Tyler and sees Ace with Melissa. And jessica is very shocked and mad. JESSICA MONROE Tyler, what is he doing here?!... ACE VENTURA Oh hey Jessica, I am really glad your here. And yeah I'm sorry about what happen at Miami airport, But I was able to get you a new boyfriend and one that is a little beter then me. And maybe we could just be friends. JESSICA MONROE You really believe I am going to be friends with you. After all the stunts that you did!!!!! I am really going to break every bone in your body and I'm going to make sure your broke as well!!!!.... ACE VENTURA Jessica please don't do that... Jessica picks up a basketball and throws it at Ace is head and Ace falls off his seat. TYLER LANGSTON Oh no!!!!! Oh my god!!!!!!!!.... Ace falls flat on his face and Jessica gets out a paintball gun. JESSICA MONROE I'm going to fuck you up so bad Ace!!!! ACE VENTURA Uh oh!!!!! Ace starts screaming and yelling as he starts running for his life and Jessica starts chasing and him and shooting at him with a paint ball gun. 101.
MELISSA ROBINSON Run Ace Run!!!!!!! TYLER LANGSTON Ace run for your life man!!! Don't let my new girlfriend kill you!!!!... MICHAEL LANGSTON Oh this is going to be fun and very funny. MICHELLE LANGSTON I agree dear. The song "You don't know my name By Alicia Keys" plays in the background And Jessica starts chasing Ace around the American Airlines arena. Ace keeps on jumping over a lot tables and chairs. Ace starts running down to the court and Jessica countines to chase after him and shooting paint balls at him. Ace gets hit really bad and Ace gets into the locker room part of the arena and Jessica hits Ace really bad with a basketball and Ace falls to the ground and Jessica starts beating up Ace really bad and pig piles on him. Ace starts screaming like a little girl and Ace shows his Ace Ventura Pet Detective ID card. CUT TO: The final credits start as there is a lot of animation of Ace doing a lot of crazy stuff during the credits and doing a lot of funny things. More animation keeps going intrl the words "Ace Ventura: The New York Mile shows up" and the real credits begin.