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Central Florida Future, Vol. 19 No. 31, December 11, 1986

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Recommended Citation "Central Florida Future, Vol. 19 No. 31, December 11, 1986" (1986). Central Florida Future. 674. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture/674 r: Wrnter only ten days away; get ready for above freezing temperatures Thu day, December 11, 1986 The Central Florida Future Volume 19 Number 31 University of Central Florida/Orlando Twelve pages UCF preserve saves plants and trees

by Jackie Miltner bridges, and planted items CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE. such as the endangered . Florida needle palms,'' said Cecie Catron, chairwoman of On the east side of campus, the arboretum project for the opposite the greenhouse and biology club. portable classsrooms, is About five of the 12 acres UCF's arboretum, meaning currently dedicated to the "tree place." arboretum have been The arboretum is a semi­ developed since Whittier and structured, natural the biology club began in environment consisting of November 1985. rare and endangered native Land owners in Oviedo Florida plants, as well as recently gave Whittier other kinds of plants found in permission to remove the U.S. vegetation from their 39 acres In October 1985, President 'before they sold to Trevor Colbourn asked developers. a~sociate vice president of "We have found a lot of Cindy Cowen/Central Florido Future academic affairs Dr. Louis rare and- habitat-threatened Trefonas to investigate the species located on their Sitting on the dock.... possibility of establishing property,'' Whittier said. nature preserves and an In the arboretum, there are Heading South for the winter? This Great Blue Heron makes the sunny south his home most of arboretum at UCF. red and blue tags on trees and the year, maybe he will stick around for the holidays. Dr. Henry Whittier, plants. "The red tags indicate professor of biological which vegetation should be sciences at UCF, was protected. The blue tags appointed acting director of signify what can be Looks make. the grades the arboretum. removed/cut down," said "The Biology Club, 20 to 25 Whittier. UCF students, and Dr. and "For example, we have a Staff Report instead and that may be what eventually Mrs. Whittier (Biology red tag on a Franklenia tree. COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE makes the relationship work." teacher at Lyman This tree is not a native of Some of the books findings show: Highschool) cleared trails, Florida, but is a rare species Pretty women get better grades in college created clearings to house donated by Vi Brown, acting Physically attractive people are more likely than their plainer counterparts, possibly certain species, laid tons of to score good grades and land better jobs because professors tend to remember them. sand on the trails, made SEE PLANTS PAGE 6 than their plainer counterparts. Attractive job applicants are more likely to That claim is among the theories advanced get hired and to be paid more. Finals week stressful, in a new book called Mirror, Mirror, which Tall men score better in the job market explorers the importance of physical than short men. attractiveness in school, at work, and in Just half of 2,000 people surveyed were but not linked to illness romantic relationships. extremely or quite satisfied with their looks. The findings, by Illinois State Professor Only a few were extremely dissatisfied. Staff Report campus health clinics during Susan Sprecher and University of Hawaii Most of the women surveyed like broad· COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE exams, he said. Professor Elaine Hatfield, indicate that looks shouldered men with small hips. ''Students are too busy may be more important than previously Most men preferred women with big then," Faigel said. "There is believed. breasts, ·medium ·. to small hips and medium Finals week may be one of more talking about being sick For example, they learned that couples legs. the most stressful times in a at exam time than there are consider physical attractiveness to be the "But these statements are generalized, and college student's life, but it people being sick." most important factor in beginning are not as simple as the results suggest," doesn't necessarily lead to He chalks it up to the stress interpersonal relationships. argued Frank Saal, Kansas State University illness, said Dr. Harris Faigel of the moment. "In the early sixties, studies seemed to psychologist and author of a 1985 study on of Brandeisa University in ''If people were terribly sick show that things like intelligence and social male and female interaction. Boston. before or during exams, we skills brought people together," Sprecher "There is evidence, for example, that in a In fact, claims Failgel - would see the percentage of explained. traditionally male domain, physical director of health services at relapse cases going up 1 afterwards, and they aren't ' Now, in real life, it seems attractive attractiveness can work against women Brandeis and author of a new people meet attractive people and at first applying for a job," Saal said. However, he study on the subject - the going up," Faigel added. that seems to work. Of course, when you get added, ''In 'pink collar' fields where women reverse may actually be true. "In fact, we ought to see a beyond the surface, you find you need more dominate the workforce, attractiveness is ''Our conclusion, four years lot of illness now. Students social matching to make relationships work. good for getting hired and for getting paid and 40,000 student visits cluster together - breathing One partner may not be as physically later, is that there is a drop in attractive as the other, but may have money SEE LOOKS PAGE 5 the number of total visits" to SEE HEALTH PAGE 4 Martinez hiring freeze at UCF nothing but rumor That's all folks! sparked the hlring freeze speculation. by Tim Ball rumors. No one from the state has "Whenever you have someone new This 1s it, -.gang; You're CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE confirmed or denied the rumors for him, he added. coming into power, people tend to looking at the last issue of ''I'm not sure anyone really think that a hiring freeze will take The Central Florida Future knows "Roberts said. "I've heard the place, ' Riordan said. until next year. Buf hey, rumors for about two weeks." ''In this case, I think a lot of people 1artha Bradford, a secretary at the feel like Martinez is going to freeze don't worry, we'll be back Student Health Center said she heard everything until he gets really settled first thing next semester. the rumor a month ago. "1 don't know into his new position.'' From the staff of The Cen­ what's going on but everyone thinks Riordan said if Martinez does order the state is going to freeze our hiring a freeze, it would probably mean tral, florida Future, have a come January ' Bradford said. elimination of about three percent of safe and happy holiday­ rumor. But how did the rumor get started? the jobs in the State University seasont ark berts U F's personnel Riordan aid he thinks the election dir tor, aid h has heard the of a new governor, Bob Martinez, SEE RUMORS PAGE 4 2,The Central Ronda Future, December 11. 1986

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E. Eridson, who taught Staff Report electrical engineering at UCF CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE until his retirement earlier this year, will be appointed professor emeritus in More than 1,000 baccalaurate recognition of his many and graduate degrees will be contributions to his college awarded at UCF Dec. 9. The and the university. traditional ceremonies will be Nearly 35,000 held in the UCF gymnasium undergraduate, specialist and at 9 a.m. and I :30 p.m. graduate degrees have been Students in arts and granted at UCF since June sciences, education, health 1970 when the first and liberal studies will attend commencement was held in the early ceremony where the downtown Orlando. The speaker will be Dr. Charles speaker at that ceremony was Reed, chancellor of the State Or~ndo native ~on and University System. astronaut John Young. Among the honors students • One Hundred and eight who special recognition will graduates will be awarded Future Teacher: be paid to is Donald Duerr of their degrees with honors, Rick Strickland has returned to college after graduating with a BS in buisness manage­ Pembroke Pines, who will signifing their relative ment seven years ago. "I didn't have a direction at age 17 when I started college so I graduate with three degrees standing in the top 15 percent went for what would be the easiest degree for me to obtain." After seven years of living computer science, of graduates in their It up but being unhappy with his choosen profession, Rick decided to return to college mathematics and physics - particular college. for certification to teach Social Sciences. "Now I'm doing what I like," he said. all magna cum laude. Graduation organizers ask • Robert M. Kavner, senior persons planning to attend vice president and chief either of the ceremonies to be financial officer at AT&T in seated at least 15 minutes New York, will address prior to the scheduled Bacchus kicks off Great Safe· graduates in buisness starting time. Parking areas administration and for guests will be designated engineering that afternoon. and UCF police officers will Holiday Break drive at UCF At that ceremony, Dr. Ernest be on hand to lend assistance. by Logan Belle Center and sign a pledge card from drinking over the CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE not to drink and drive. In holiday season. Instead, they return for students' time, are trying to teach people how Saga improves safety Bacchus will give away free to be responsible drinkers. Approximately 25,000 gifts, such as key rings and Holidays are a time for following accident , . people are killed in the United alcohol tolerance charts. relaxation, and alcohol is a · States each year in alcohol Students participating will be part of the relaxing process, by Heather Hoffman be cut by the meat slicer and are now part of required related automobile crashes, given pledge sheets and the says Bacchus. But the UCF SPECIAL TO THE FUTURE according to Kathleen pers9n with the most pledg~s Drug and Alcohol Awareness procedure," Gibson said. Teague, Executive Director of will receive two free tickets to Program encourages you to Other workers burned the Florida Coalition for Auto Disney. be a responsible drinker and A severed fingertip theselves on strips of metal Safety Now. The program is not just also to take part in the Great prompted Wild Pizza that were exposed on the The UCF chapter of limited to the students. Safe Holiday Break. manager Bob Gibson and oven. Gibson said slats of Bacchus (Boost Alcohol Faculty and staff are Students interested in Saga Food Service to jointly wood now cover those hot Consciousness Concerning encouraged to pledge their particiaption may stop by the initiate new safety spots and prevent burns. Health University Students) signatures also. Student Health Resource regulations for their Monthly safety checks are is trying to do something Bacchus stresses that they Center for further employees. also conducted. They consist about the drinking and are not trying to stop people information. · The Wild Pizza opened in of a ten page form that covers driving problem. They are May and has had several everything in and out of the sponsoring the Great Safe .----~------~ injuries since then. Chris kitchen, Gibson said. Each of Holiday Break, a program THE GREAT SAFE HQLIDA Y BREAK Holsaapple lost the tip of his Saga's five restaurant cross· PLEDGE CARD right thumb while using the audits one of the other's that is designed to prevent ______a auto accidents over the meat slicer. reports, Gibson explained holidays. student at a "No one ever showed me "We are under strict The Great Safe Holiday herby sign this pledge for a GREAT SAFE how to use it. I was doing it pressure form Saga to remain Break program asks that HOLIDAY BREAK. During this Holiday wrong," Holsapple said. safe," he said. "Their call students not drink and drive; Season, I will not drink and drive; I will not "Nobody knew who to or philosophy is that it's less not ride in a car with a person what to do." expensive to offer the ride in an automobile with an alcohol or Emergency phone numbers employees incentives not to who has been drinking; and drug impaired driver: and I will always always use seatbelts. have been posted above each hurt themselves than it is to buckle up my safety belt. telephone since Chris' pay for accidents. To participate in the Signed: ______program, visit the Health accident. The restaurant has Employees have a series of L------~------J purchased metal mesh safety ~ T/'U" ...- Jr. li gloves. "These gloves cannot SEE INJURIES PAGE 6 l ~ w~ c ~ ~ "' ~i§fJ;,;~':.iif.:'f;,S.,r§f;'[:'f!;,/ ·~q"'!ff.'$,i!§!f!;;._~'!/fib"f,.,.9;;'),,,'if!!...l!f:.J[l!!!if{{fj/i//!Jl!t.'fl~f!/!!/!//!/; ·t,i;;tJ-;;.~.'!i.'i!j.'f!f.7/!/!,1/!i~~!liif!f.if/!f..'!i/fFf//iJ/'!J;,/'!i-Z'ff!i/t1if/f;.>f/iff.!J~ii.: :· 1 }i!li/f/1,;;,ifflii/!lf!Jfl!Xi'!!l/!!f!l."l;fi!fi!//;,'!(. ·'1#4 if/p•~/;?/!i .,n· .1/!f./!/.il· "'.'lliJ.t!f!J!(i!/''f;t,;.,; lid/L ! ·. ~. ~,,,.,. 'iww''r/! .. • BECKER ACCEPTS POST 1ng to locate members of the elementary Hebrew course. universe in seven days-also had violated the campus Visiting professor of class of 1977 for their ten Students may take the tended to read less and had human rights policy by mak­ English Stephen Becker has year reunions to be held next courses as electives or to lower grade point averages ing fun of gays, blacks, accepted a permanent posi­ summer. Satellite High satisfy requirements for a than other students. women, and various tion on the faculty of UCF s School and Colonial High minor in Judaic Studies. Call religious groups. "It's a English department star­ School will be holding 20 Dr. Moshe Pelli at 275-2466 • ANTl·GA Y JOKES comedy magazine,'' co­ ting n xt fall. Becker is the year reunions for the class of or 281-5039 for futher infor­ Baylor President Herbert editor Frank Nora said. 1'We mation. uthor of such novels as A 1967 next summer. For in­ Reynolds, who during the re­ didn't think anyone would ouerzant with Death, When formation call Joan at • CREATIONISM POLL cent Welcome Week take us seriously." the ~ar i o er, Dog Tag, 291-2941 or write P.O Box In a poll of 1,000 Texas, asserted there was no nd The Chine e Bandit. All 540836, Orlando, 32854. California and Connecticut homosexuality at Baylor, Editors note: hav a moral or political students, University of last week told two dorm The Central Florida • JUDAIC STUDIES Texas at Arlington pro­ residents to stop making Future publishes an­ Three courses will be of­ fessor Francis Harrold and selling ''Herb Says No nouncements concerning up­ fered in a Judaic Studies found that a majority believ­ Homos" T-shirts to help coming events in News clips. program this spring. The ed in creationism, and a fund their "group, ' ZAQ, Announcements must be first cour e examines third believed in aliens, Big which stands for "Zoo received at least two days Hewbrew short tories; the Foot, and the lost city of against Queers.'' prior to publication date. second deals with the in­ Atlantis. In New Jersey, a Drew They may be dropped off or fluence of modern Hebrew Harrold noted the University judicial board mailed to The Central culture in the establishment students who believed in ruled the- editors of Florida Future, c/o News of the tate ofI rael in 1948· creationism-the theory Anything but Monday, a Editor, P.O. Box 25000, and he third is a modern that God created the ~pus satirical magazine, Orlando, Florida 32816. 4,The Central Florido Future. December 11, 1986

H~ALTH . most important period in Thanks to you ... FROM PAGE 1. which to "take care of yourself. Cut down on junk it works ... food, eat less sugar, limit for ALL OF US and coughing on each other - caffeine and alcohol. Get The to study,'' he explained. enough sleep.'' The symptoms of stress "If there is a choice Puzzle vary from person to person, between one more hour of • added Lynn Bectel, a studying or an extra hour of unlAdWIU counselor at the University of sleep, use it to sleep, 11 she • Massachusetts Mental suggested. Health Services. If students control stress as f------__::=:!:::~ ''It ranges from the person much as possible during feeling more irritable, finals week, the slim chance of jumpier, or becoming angry any illness occurring is more easily. Sometimes, reduced even further, Faigel students complain of said. He also claimed headaches, tightness in the studying is an "escapable" H !Last neck, lower back problems stress. and stomach upset,'' she said. "The tendency is to forget "Students can always get about eating balanced up for awhile. They can chance! eep Harry meals,'' Bectel noted, always do something else for although exam times are the a few minutes," he explained. • hit.,, and ·Norm from RUMORS FROM PAGE 1 He explained that a hiring freeze is the elimination of all unfilled jobs. "Normally, System. "The university three percent of the jobs in winning the system is under direct the (university) system are jurisdiction of the governor's empty," Riordan said. office, 11 Riordan said. ''If a freeze is going to be ordered, A spokeperson for Martinez Ponderosa it's likely the university refused to comment on the system wi'll be one of the first hiring freeze rumors. College Break·Away SWeepstakes.

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LOOKS engineering class, beauty is FROM PAGE l often going o work agains a woman. She '11 be seen as a A afaya_Village ~ Shopping Center dizzy dame ou of her league . • well." In home economics. looks will Saal suggested that work to her advantage.'' attractrive women trying o Thanks for Making Our Address break through into a male­ Sprecher admit ome of $ dominated field may soon the studies researched for face ' the dizzy-blond Mirror, Mirror show results syndrome. There s ~he feeling that back Saal's claims. Your Address ... in some cases that no matter c how good the women is, ''A few studies show that there's no way she can do when a job can be defined as what a man does.' masculine or feminine, really beautiful women fare less well Thank You!"ROBERT'S ICE CREAM (Hand.made on the premises); I& M In classrooms, the same VIDEO (Exciting Hollywood selection); HUNGRY HOWIE'S PIZZA (Tas­ system applies, Saal in vying for masculine ty and habit-forming -- Coming soon); STYLES OF THE TIMES (The new contended. ''In a mechanical positions,'' she said. hairstyle with the personal touch}; ALAF A YA CLEANERS (Quick and effi­ cient service -- Coming soon); TIEN GARDENS CHINESE RESTAURANT (Affordable gourmet lunches and dinners}; CRACKER­ ~'l UNITED DISCOUNT llt.""7L BARREL STORES (Country-style eating -- Coming soon); DR. GEORGE ALAN YARKO DDS (The latest in modern, professional dentistry); OX­ ~ JEWELERS ~ FORD'S (Innovative, unique restaurant and entertainment complex -- Com­ ing soon}; HOLIDAY INN (Showroo:ir uid pre-opening office). SPECIAL CHRISTMAS OFFER

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PLANTS FROM PAGE 1 president of The Friends of Arboretum.'' Steven Lauzun, a landscape designer coordinating the Green-Up Orlando Program, has developed a master plan "BEST Chinese Restaurant•.• " for the 12-acre arboretum ... voted by readers of Central Florida Magazine-1985, 1986 that includes an amphitheater and the native Florida pond "You've come to the right place for Chinese food. If "The dishes I tasted were freshly prepar&d of tender pines which already dominate r------i you don ·t see 1t on the menu. ask for it. " meats and bright, crisp vegetables, properly undeveloped UCF property. ROB MORSE, November 1982 seasoned and of ample proportions. " Whittier said that naturally the ORLANDO SENTINEL CHRIS SHERMAN, June 1986 related groups of plants will the ORLANDO SENTINEL be grown together creating plant taxonomies which will Get hot be helpful for Biology classes. tips on crime , prevention! CHINA INJURIES GARDEN-~nlo FROM PAGE 3 .11 . /®-..; Write to:

McGruff" · . 1 goals to work toward. Each Crime Prevention Coalit:ion Take-out accident free hour that an Box6600 and employee works toes toward a Rockville,1id.20850 Catering group total, Gibson available TRADITIONAL CHINESE CUISINE explained. When 100,000 TAKE A BITE OUT OF hours are accumulated, the staff gets their own pizza 671-2120 party, he said. When they t:BIME Hwy. 436 and University Blvd. reach 150,000 hours, they will Winter Park receive a $100 cash bonus, he Major Credit Cards Accepted added. "Since the incentive plan began, no accidents have been !------'--~--~-+------~----~-----~~-~ reported," Gibson said. Dawn Marie Lincon, Wild Pizza's assistant manager, said that Saga's monthly safety council meetings have been helping. "Each of Saga's five restaurants sends two members to the meetings. WHEN IS THE RIGHT TIME TO They see films about safety and what can happen if you're not careful. The films are so gory that it makes you afraid CALL YOUR BOYFRIEND? to be careless," she said. Saga is self-insured and must paby medical bills of a) When the president of Phi Gamma Delta injured workers. ''Accidents asks you to Saturday night's Fiii Formal. waste- money that should be used to give raises to the employees,'' Lincon said. b) After raquetball class, to tell him that the In addition to Saga's own safety checks, a regional instructor with the Australian accent and safety inspector visits the restaurants once a year. those blue eyes did wonders for your serve.

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Christmas is finally here. The weather hasn't quite achieved that holiday temperature, but nevertheless the feeling of giving is in the air. And hey, the mood seems to be spreading to all aspects of the university. Yes, the faculty senate met last week and, while they're not exactly plann­ ing to present you with anything, they do have a couple of holiday surprises in their bag. Get this: if the faculty senate has its way you won't be able to make a late withdrawal from a class if you're failing, even under extraordinary circumstances (actually you can, but you still get the "F" averaged into your GPA), and they're discussing killing the grade forgiveness policy. As far as the withdrawal policy is concerned, the faculty is basically saying that under no cir­ cumstances can you be failing a class and really deserve to get out without having your GPA drop. This is ludicrous. Sure, many students have pro­ bably managed to get out of classes when they were undeserving. The problem is that when you punish the innocent to get the guilty, you're still failing to administer justice. Then you have the possible abolishment of the grade forgiveness policy. At the present time, all A tall person writes a very short column students are able to erase two bad grades from An Open letter to UCF students: their record by filling out a form and taking the Sometimes in journalism you have to write to fit class over again. When all of this is done, the new the space. grade replaces the old one. This is one of those cases. You see, Kathy Hayes' The faculty senate says this policy "does not letter was good enough that we wanted to print the promote the hightest degree of student accoun­ whole thing. So, after laying out the letter on the tability and rigor in academic standards." This is page, you can see how much room I have left. not true. It's hard to be insightful and right the wrongs of The grade forgiveness program simply admits the nation in four column inches. next semester, because we will. that students are not perfect and probably never So instead, I'll just wish all of you happy Oh, and to my graduating roommmate Adam, will be. This is a realistic point of view. holidays. Good luck on your finals and be back here congratulations, kid, you made it. - Students are going to make a mistake now and then, and when most classes have three to five ..tests, a grade can be ruined in one day. Besides, if the student takes the class over again and earns a higher grade, at least he now posseses • Reagan Wrong Future-reading public, has failed accountability and legitimacy. the knowledge he set out to get. to become sufficiently incensed Like Nixon, Mr. Reagan is Remember, that is the name of the game. Editor: that he has decieved the making a mockery of both. How Grades are nothing but a way to get an idea of Your Dee. 4 Opinion column legislature, he has decieved you can you not see that connection how well a student has mastered each subject. A accuses the national news media and me, and he does not see - or between Nixon's behaviour in the policy change like the one stated above puts this of overreacting to Ronald says he does not see - the Watergate scandal and Reagan's simple point system above the college's overall Reagan's "latest crisis," the impropriety of his behavior. It is behaviour in this one? goal of teaching. Iranian arms deal and its that domestic issue which is the Do the news media sometimes Making a student stick with a low grade only en· associated spin-off scandals most frightening aspect of this exceed all boundaries of whp.t is courages him to give up. That is not the goal of an (diversion of profits to the anti· whole miserable controversy, and considered ethical and fair in • institution of higher learing. government contras in Nicaragua it is that domestic issue which reporting the news? Yes, without To the faculty senate: The changes you have sug­ and the use of Israel as the more than justifies Reagan's question. Do th media sometimes gested show that you are trying to do your job. middleman in the transaction). being raked over the coals in the behave so irresponsibly in However, bear in mind that most UCF students You accuse the press of drawing national press. coverjng the news that the public are commuters, working full or part-time jobs as parallels between this affair and Ronald Reagan violated the law is left with the uncomfortable well as going to school. Add to that the fact that the Watergate scandal where when he authorized the sale of feeling that the media is creating people can make a mistake now and then, and none exist. The column claims arms to Iran. He violated th law the news, rather than reporting you'll see that our current system is fair. that the press is gunning for the and he tried to cover it up. When it? Yes, they do that too. But not President, that "they head after the story broke in the Lebanese this time. Th fact is that. the Remember the old saying, "If at first you don't the President, poisoned pens in news magazine Al-Shira 'a, he lied media . still smarting after being succeed, try, try again." A student should have hand, to rip the seemingly about it. Then, when it became stung by this administrations' s that same chance. untouchable leader of the United crystal clear that the lies were asinine Libyan disinformation States." The media, you propose, falling upon disbelieving ears, the campaign, is simply in no mood to "needs to be beheaded, or (have) man had the incredible and tip-toe around the President and its growth stunted," (by whom or unmitigated audacity to assert his administration in covering 1Ff11e Central Florida FUtufe by what action, you do not that he had the right to do it. this latest disaster - a disaster PO. Box 25000, Orlando, Fl., 32816 (305)275-2601 or 275-2865 suggest). Excuse me? Lest he forget, Mr. which, unlike the disinformation When expression is given to Editor in Chief Reagan ought to be reminded campaign, he will have to explain . Don Wittekind opm1ons critical of the that the is a president, not a king, Managing Editor ' Chris Richcreek YOU think the media are out to administration's clandestine and that the United States is a get Ronald Reagan? Maybe. If Copy Editor Victoria Sorzano arms operation, the most often democratic republic, not a, they are, he is making it very easy News Editor Steve Pustelnyk voiced complaints are that he has monarchy. The President did not for them. He could clear the air Sports Editor Todd Lutz armed a country regarded by have the right to break th law; right now, once and for all. But Photo Editor Donna Calloway many as the seedbed of so-called and it is an affront to the apparently, he prefers to allow Art Director Theresa Altomare terrorist movements in the Constitution, the Congress, and this convoluted tale to unfold, one Middle East; that he has traded the 235 million citizens of this wrinkle at a time, having to arms for hostages; that he has country that he maintains explain a new twist every other Business Manager Janet Lowery behaved duplicitously with U.S. otherwise. day, continously setting himself • Advertising Manager Shellie Snyder allies, in light of his consistently You don't have to strain to see up for the scathing criticism he is Production Manager Barrie Lapins and vehemently demanding that the crucial parallel between receiving in the press. So be it. Ad Production Manager Jim Donato they not sell weapons to the Watergate and the Iranian arms One way or another, the whole Cla sified Ad Manager Mike Mccollister Khomeini government; and that, deal. When Richard Nixon lied dirty operation will be uncovered. Subscriptions Manager Lynne Goodwin in doing so, he has seriously about the break-in and The motive of the press is not thwarted America's credibility subsequent cover-up and then important. What is important is abroad. Fine. But let us shelve tried to peddle the fiction that that the American public these charges for now, because crime is not illegal if you're the understand that it has been while they have been drawing top­ president, he violated two violated and that Ronald Reagan billing since this whole sordid cardinal principles which have understand that he will not get ... episode came t o light, the given shape and strength to our away with it. Amercian public, including the form of government: Kathy . 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UCF Students, facuity However, misfortune struck, and Sanchez says. "Besides, I loved to dribble the ball, resigned amid bad rumors, and went to Wake and my second favorite thing to do is pass." & Staff Forest. Since Sanchez left, Craft also left. At the end of her second year at GCCC, ~ 1 VEAR FREE MEMBERSHIP "Once Joe was gone, I decided to go Cardinale suffered a serious ankle injury. somewhere else," she explained. That's where the luck for UCF came in. Craft went north to Fordham University in ''Before that, I was being recruited by several Just show us your l.D. the Bronx. Once again, though, bad luck schools," explains Cardinale. "But after my struck. In the summer of 1985, Craft injured injury, many schools backed off." her right Knee, and was operated on in Former UCF women's basketball coach Joe October of the same year. So she sat out the Sanchez came into play after her stint at entire year, and watched as FU took part in GCCC. Sanchez was a coach at Cardinale's the 1986 UCF Holiday Classic. high school and was good friends with Joe 11796 E. COLONIAL DR. To make matters worse, the coach at Cardinale, Julie's father. That's why she ti' chose UCF. Fordham, Gary Orr, was fired at the end of ~ Alafaya Village Shopping Center the year. In her first year as a Knight, Cardinale was So Craft, with one year of eligibility left fourth in the nation in assists with just over ©> (§)@ ...._2_1_3_.4_5_10_· ______.. and no coach at FU, decided to return to the nine a game. She also averaged 12.8 points Lady Knights program. per game, while shooting 50 percent (146-292) from the field.

BASKE .TBA Girl's Basketball Thursday Dec. 13 II UCF vs S. W. Louisiana 7:00 PM UCF GYM

Doubleheader Monday Dec. 17 •Women's Basketball UCF vs ALABAMA-BIRMINGHAM 6:00 PM UCFGVM

• Men's Basketball UCF vs RIDER 8:00 PM UCF GYM DeAnn Craft: Julie Cardinale: A step above Points the way by Chad Salinas by Chad Salinas CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE

Determination, confidence and Due to a stroke of luck, bad luck as desire. the case may be, the Lady Knights These three words form the basketball team ended up with one of backbone of Lady Knight DeAnn the top point guards in the nation. Craft. Julie Cardinale, a 5·6 senior Craft, behind the support of her majoring in physical education with parents, started playing organized elementary education, began playing basketball when she was in seventh basketball in third grade with the grade. Craft explains: "My father was help of her brother. "My brothers a coach, not a basketball coach, but always made me go outside and play he played in college. My brother also with them," she explains, "because played in college and these two helped they never had enough people.'' my interest in basketball to grow.'' Then, as a fifth-grader, she became Craft, a senior, played her high­ · Deann Croft interested and started playing Julie Cardinale school ball at Garden City High seriously. Her parents were a major ninth in the nation. Lynch High School in Dallas, School in Kansas. She enjoyed a Much like fellow Lady Knight Julie influence, and encouraged her to play Cardinale was recruited by Grayson successful prep career, and led her in elementary school. "My dad really Cardinale, Craft came to UCF County Community College in team in scoring as a senior. because of then· UCF coach Joe supported me from the beginning, Sherman-Dennison, TX. Here, Her next step led her to Barton Sanchez. "Joe's enthusiasm for the and now he is sort of my assistant Cardinale began to learn her role as a Community College in Great Bend, game was inspiring, and he was really coach," she says. college player. Kansas. "I went to Grayson because professional in his attitude," Craft Growing up, Cardinale idolized In her first year, Cardinale started of the coach, and because of the fact says. "He also ran the 'run-and-gun' Nancy Lieberman.· Lieberman was a in half her team's games. "It was that they go to the National game that I liked to play." member of the 1976 U.S. Olympic basically a learning year," she says. Tournament every year," she says. She liked it so much, that she Basketball Team, and went on to play However, in her second year, While there, Craft had her first earned a starting spot. She finished professionally in the now-defunct Cardinale became the regular point memorable moment. "I had always the season with 15.2 points per game, Women's Basketball League. guard for the team. ''I became a point wanted to play in the National along with 120 assists and a .522 Lieberman is now playing with the guard because I was never really tall Tournament, and I finally got the shooting percentage (200-383). men in the Continental Basketball enough to play anything else,'' she ., chance," she says. BCCC did so well, League. in fact, that they ended up ranked SEE CRAFT, PAGE 11 After a sparkling career at Byshop SEE CARDINALE, PAGE 11 Knights finish '86 at home

by Chad Salinas following the consolation game. CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE The Lady Knights will try to close out the Welcome to Center Court. year on a high note as they host Southwest This is the first column of The Knights basketball team will take its Louisiana and the U Diversity of Alabama· Free admission what will become a weekly last road trip of 1986 when they travel to Birmingham. UCF Head Basketball part of The Central Florida Hartford on Saturday. First, UCF will host Southwest Louisiana Coach Phil Carter announced Future's sports section. Leading the Hawks is 6·6 center Marvin at 7:00 on Saturday. that the school's faculty and Are they crazy? Powell, who averages 20 points and seven After that, a strong U Diversity of staff will be admitted free of Starting in the Spring rebounds per game. He is also shooting 61.5 Alabama-Birmingham team comes to town charge to the Knights' first semester I will be taking over percent from the floor. on Wednesday, the 17th, with game-time three home games. the position of Sports Editor. Assisting Powell will be Anthony Moye being at 6:00 P.M. The games include the O.K., check the byline. No I (13.8 ppg) and John Hurlbert (l2.8 ppg). The Rajun' Cajuns of USL lost four UCF's home opener against am not a guy named Kathy. After that game, UCF will play host to starters from last year's squad, including Rider College on Dec. 1 7 and And yes, the wise and Rider College on the 17th immediately Puerto Rican National Team member the Merrill Lynch Classic, intelligent Future editorial following the Lady Knights game against Vivianne Camacho, who averaged over seven Dec. 19·20. board did appoint a woman University of Alabama-Birmingham. assists, five rebounds and eight points per For admittance to the game for the position. Then, on the ·19th of December, the first outing. against Rider, faculty and To all sports fans, have no annual Merrill Lynch Classic takes place at The lone returning starter is 6·3 center fear, the previously excellent Valencia Community College. Participating Teena Cooper. Cooper was fifth on the USL SEE SPORTS BRIEFS, PAGE 11 coverage of UCF sports will with tournament host UCF, are Long Island team in scoring and second in rebounding, not suddenly change to University, Campbell College and Coastal with over seven a game. stories about recipes, the Carolina. Donna Conder, a 6·6 forward, could also Rifle team latest gossip or even soap The Knights start off with the Fighting pose some problems for the small Lady operas. Have no fear, next Camels of Campbell at 7:00 p.m. Leading the Knights squad. downs Bulls semester your sports section Camels is 6-7 forward Clarence Grier and his 1987 starts off for the Lady Knights with will feature all your old 14.5 ppg and 4.3 rpg. the annual UCF Holiday Classic, which by Mike Laden favorites along wilth a few Six-foot-nine center, Sanders Jackson and begins on January 2 at 2:00 P.M., and runs SPECIAL TO THE FUTURE new ideas. 6-10 Bill Arndt will provide the heighth that through the fourth. First of all, the formost and will give UCF problems. Participating in this tourney along with the The UCF rifle team by far the most important LIU and the Chanticleers will go at it at Lady Knights are last year's third-place defeated the University of aspect of this section will 9:00 p.m., with the consolation game on the team, Appalachian State, Fordham, Jacksonville in a match continue to feature UCF 20th at 7:00 p.m. Marshall, McNeese State, Oklahoma State, The final will be Dec. 20 at 9:00 p.m. Siena and South Florida. hosted by the Knights on sports. Men's and women's Saturday. basketball, baseball, tennis, UCF took all but one of the golf and rec services will trophies awarded in the receieve close and accurate Akers awarded All·American honors match. They were unable to coverage next semester. grab the second place Chris Richcreek, who On the Second Team for the Lady Knights by Chad Salinas individual trophy. occasionaly graces the section are goal.keeper Amy Allmann, forward Sandy CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE All of the Knights fired with his views on the NBA, Carter and defender Mary Schultz. On the men's side, goalkeeper Dan Cordia scores higher than those in will continue to write NBA their first meet. was named to the All-South First Team. Beat. Also we may get former For the second time in her career, UCF Kenny Morris, Doug Cordia beat out the former Junior National Sports Editor, Todd Lutz to women's soccer player, Michele Akers, has Osborne, Susan Ciaburro and Team go.al.keeper for the honor. drop in once in awhile with his been recognized as a part of the 1986 All· Troy Smith finished first column, Time Out. American team. Also the All-South team has Ian Gill and Mark Lamb also represented UCF, as they were named to the Third Team. through fourth respectively New ideas been announced and she, along with nine in .22 rifle. Knight of the Day. Kind of other UCF soccer players have received All­ Cordia, Gill and Lamb were also honored by being named to another select squad. Doug Osborne, Susan catchy, huh? Every Thursday South honors. UCF placed six women and Ciaburro, Kenny Morris and the CFF sports staff will pick three men, on their respective squads. Cordia was also named to the 1986 Florida All-State First Team. Mike Torello finished first a UCF athlete for player of Akers a midfielder, lead the way for the through fourth respectively the week. We will run a photo women. Also, Forward Jean Varas and Gill was placed on the All-State Second in air gun. of the outstanding athlete defender J oEllen Murchland received first Head Coach Bob Hughe along with a brief synopsis Team, while Lamb was named to the third team honors. These three ladies were named squad. was unable to attend due to a SEE CENTER COURT, PAGE 11 to the All-8outh First Team. death in the family. The entertainment and feature supplement or~·hc Central Florida Future · ·B~st, worst and just plain notable of 1986

BY JAYNE F. FRYE Entertainment

Two Great Dippy Dance Tunes: ''Venus,'' Bananarama. Disposable as a used tissue, but a lot more fun. "Walk Like an Egyptian," The Bangles. Wear fringe while listening. Best Scritti Politti single of the year: "Love of a Lifetime," Chaka Khan. Written and produced by Scritti's Green Gartside and David Gamson, this exhilarating piece of cotton candy fluff is the next best thing to being there. A Scritti song with Chaka singing lead. Runner-up, Best Scritti Politti song of the year: ''Higher Love,'' Steve Winwood. Pushing back the borders of ''acceptable hip,'' this little gem features Chaka Khan singing backup. The video was directed by Kegan and Greif, the people responsible for Scritti' s ''Perfect Way" clip. Does this make Winwood a Scritti Politti wanna-be? Video of the Year: "Venus," Samantha Fox (above), Name Bananarama. Directed by your price; Wham (above right); Peter Care, a man better Chaka Khan sing backup in known for his Cabaret "Higher Love"(right) Voltaire clips and for the U.K. cult film ''Johnny YesN o,'' the video is actually less disposable than the song. Video Directors of the Year, The "Life's a Drag, But But Enough Already: Peter Who Cares?" Award: Divine, Kegan and Paula Greif. A who played his first main role partial list of credits includes this year. the Smith's "How Soon Is A Disney Employee Writer of the Year: The Now?" "Higher Love," Describes "Captain Eo" in Weekly World News' amazin' controversial operation ever, pesky question about "Perfect Way," and Duran Ten Words or Less: "Better Ed Anger. A "real" man, who surgeons transplanted a whether her senatorial, ability Duran's "Notorious." So than the last movie they were has never even seen quiche young boy's head on to his was impaired. enormously influential that showing there." and would blast it with a sister's body after a imitations of their style are shotgun if he ever ·did. A horrifying accident that Most Inspiring Talk Show. almost numerous enough to Is he so funny because he's "real" man, with courage destroyed his vital organs Appearance: Nancy Reagan make you throw up your so terrifying, or so terrifying enough to call Prince Charles and left her brain dead!'' on Joan Rivers' Late Show. hands in disgust when you see because he's so funny? John "that tinhorned royal from a She gave the impression of a the real thing. Lydon of Public Image Ltd. washed-up country." A Description of the CBS starlet "doing" a talk show, Worst ad: The country Some of you may have known "real" man, who doesn't just teleflick "Who Is Julia?" not of a First Lady being singer with the acoustic him better as the Sex Pistol's get angry, but who gets "pig­ aired Oct. 26, 1986: "A interviewed. She and Ronnie guitar serenading us with Johnny Rotten. biting mad." A "real" man, medical team tranplants the are showpeople at heart. "The Ballad of the Gentle who believes "there's nothing brain of a body-dead model to Laxative." Sufficient reason the little woman wants more a body of a brain-dead to boycott Ducola8. Print than to feel protected and to housewife, to the confusion of When In Doubt, Ask: Best ad: Bruce Willis, the be taken care of by her big two husbands.'' Ronald Reagan calling smuggest human being on the Publication of the Year: Ed." What did I say Richard Nixon twice for fa of the earth, crooning for The Weekly World News. Amazing. advice on how to handle the eagram's Golden Wine "HOUSEHOLD PESTS Politics "Arms for the Ayatollah, C oler while dancing around CARRY AIDS,' "MAN "Life" imitates "Art," and Cash to the Contras'' scandal. on a front porch. KIDNAPPED BY UFO vice versa: Headline from the Political Event of the Year: Seeing how Nixon ended up, Th 1 t Annual "She's So CREW, .. ''72-YEAR·OLD IS Oct. 28, 1986 Weekly World Paula Hawkins' abdication he might have been better off Worthl She's Valuable" PREGNANT," I BIGFOOT News: "Top secret operation speech. Maybe now she can not asking. Pia Zadora emorial Award: ADOPTS HU AN CHILD." rocks the medical world! get on with her lawsuit amantha Fo . No No one else even comes close. HUMAN HEAD against WESH without explanation n e ary. Consi tently hilarious. TRANPLANT! In the most having to answer all those SEE 1986 PAGE 2

Volume 3 Number 14 December 11, 1986 2, Confetti, December 11, 1986 Clint not himself Calendar in Heartbreak

BY ALAIN LEVI • BAY STREET PLAYER Mame brings her hilarious way of life to the Bay Street Pla er's Clint is our John Wayne. Unlike Stallone or State theatre, downtown Eustis, Schwarznegger Eastwood doesn't need Dec. 11-14 and 18-21. The hit terminators from the 23rd century or. steroid­ musical-comedy will play Thur­ driven communists to be a hero. You put him Sat evenings at 8:30 p.m. and Sundays at 2:30 p.m. Admis ion in charge of a baboon, or a crew of smart­ is $6.50, and 3.00 for children mouthed marines and he'll be Clint, and we'll under 12. Reservations and have fun. And that's the trouble with information are available through Heartbreak Ridge. the Players' 24-hour phone, (904) What's Clint up to? He's trying too hard to 357-7777. be a Rambo, but with a touch of romantic decency. He approaches his character as a • DICKY BETIS AND GREG tough guy trying to make it in a world where ALLMAN. Photo courtesy of Warner Bot ers women want to be treated like humans. But Dicky Betts and Greg Allman with special guest The Outlaws Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway (Clint Eastwood) in Heartbreak Ridge SEE MOVIE PAGE 5 will apear Wed. Dec. 31 at the '\ !O Ocean Center in Daytona Beach at 9 p.m. Tickets are $14 in advance, and $15 at the show, all general admission. Tickets are Fellows prefers UCF to Love Boat available at all Select-A-Seat outlets and the Ocean Center Box Office. To charge by phone call (9041254-4545 in Daytona or BY DAVID SCHLENKER to hear anything else. write or call them up. I've l ·800·858·6444. So, I don't need to make done that with a lot of people. Mind Magic. What does any comments on whether that make you think about? ESP exists . . ESP, even if it CFF: How did you enjoy Bob Fellows, who practices did exist, can't be taught. It's performing on David • ORLANDO MUSEUM OF his own brand of "mind not reliable. It will always be Letterman and Donahue 0 ART magic," performed last easier to ask people what they "House Painter II," a 1984 sculpture by Duane Hanson, is Monday evening in the are thinking. Basically, we BF: I enjoyed appearing on the latest addition to the Museum Student Center Auditorium. have what we have, and we Donahue much more. On The Choice exhibition at the Orlando His performance left me very need to develop our normal David Letterman Snow, the Museum of Art. All pieces in this confused, and the next abilities instead of looking for producers are striving for new exhibition are for sale, with the prices ranging from $500 up. The morning, still confused and fantasy abilities. and different ideas, so they exhibition will be on display terribly nervous, I prepared have a lot of input as to what through Dec. 7 and is free to the for an interview with Fellows. CFF: Why do you call your you're going to do. They public. Gallery hours are 10·5 I Finally realized, however, Bob Fellows workshop "Believe in your wanted to emphasize how the Tue. through Fri. and noon·5 Sat. that this extremely well own · magic?" illusion was done, you know, and Sun. For information call 896-4231. dressed gentleman sitting from doing the show myself. exposing magic. across from me was not going CFF; Do the majority of the BF: If you're busy believing to saw me in half or make me students respond in the same in other people's magic, like disappear, and we proceeded manner? going to authority figures all The Phil Donahue Show • CHARLIE KING With the interview. BF: Yes, there's skepticism at the time for answers, then was like the Olympics of · Charlie King, one of the best CENTRAL FLORIDA first, and then they realize you're not believing in your entertainment for me. I was songwriters and singers of the FUTURE: You have that I'm not claiming to be own magic. You have to find up for it, and they really made 70s and 80s, will be appearing at ' performed at many the Friends Meeting House (316 psychic, and that I'm just a your strength within, and not it easy for me. Phil came and E. Marks St., Orlando) on Dec. 17 Universities in the country, magician. That's when they in books, auhority figures, or talked to me for a while before at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $5 in do you have a preference for get into the fun of it. groups that promise you the show and pretty much advance and $6 at the door and this age group? CFF: I notice that you seem great things. took my side throughout the are available through Florida BOB FELLOWS: Oh, yeah, I to have a lot of fun with rest of the program. I'd love Coalition for Peace and Justice CFF: Who were your heroes 422-3479, Johanna and Steve think college audiences are hecklers and skeptics. Are as a child? to ~o that show again. Jordan 894-8998, and Power my favorite. The others that I they a welcome part of the BF: Being a big advocate of House 645·3616. Benefit concert do are business conventions. for Peaceworks. act? self responsibility, I don't • In the past, I've done cruise BF: Oh definitely! I'm pursue heroes. I wa~ very ships, and that, believe it or skeptical. Much of what I say interested in Houdini - that The interview elided with a • ORLANDO MUSEUM OF not, can get quite boring. Can in my workshops is that, even you can expect. Ah, I have firm, no-trick handshake. I ART you imagine being on the if ESP exists - and that's a never been asked this left the room with a good An exhibition of the works of the Love Boat - for a year? tough area to get into because question before. I guess I feeling about Bob Fellows. Artists Three will be on display at The college audiences are it has a lot of emotional never really thought of Even though he does like the Orlando Museum of Art from intellectually stimulating; it's Dec. 14 through Jan 25. The three feelings involved - some Houdini as a hero so much, Donahue better than are the winners of the Annual a night and day type of people are strongly skeptical because he was unreachable. I Letterman, he's the most Juried Exhibition held last May difference. When I do the emotionally, and other people don't like thinking about human "mind mentalist" I've at the Museum. They are Rox­ colleges, I learn something are believers and don't want someone's life unless I can ever met. anne Price, Katherine Rawlinson, and Alexa Kleinbard. Each will have several works on display. The exhibition is open to the 1986, FROM PAGE 1 Traffic Event of the Year public free of charge. (tie): The closing of the Alafaya Trail bridge and the closing of the main entrance Sports to UCF over the summer.

Bad Call of the Year: The Scenic Drive of the Year: one that probably cost the Through Chuluota, an UCF football team a victory alternate route from Oviedo over the Akron Zips. to UCF. Good Call of the Year: The onside kick with which UCF started their homecoming Eyesores of the Year: Those game. fluorescent signs beaming nonsensical slogans, meant to Confetti Disappointments of the attract attention to those Cindy Cowen Year: No NCAA tournament average apartment complexes Editor invites for the UCF baseball, scat tered along 436. and men's and women's The Did We Really Need Alain Levi soccer teams. Losing the This? Award: The Florida Asst. Editor homecoming game. all. They couldn t even Theresa Altomare Miscellaneous settle on a unified design theme. Looks like a movie set Art Director Orlando Police Department for a bad Sci-Fi film. Corifmi, u publiahed by TM Central Action of the Year: Rounding Wild Pizza ' Pizza of the Florida Future. student IJ9'lnPSper of the up the undesirables of Lake Year : Hawaiian Suprise the University of Cenlnl Florida. Send all wildest pizza of the day. The COrTe8pODdence to: Conf~tti/l"M Central Eola lest they be seen by Florida. Fu.t:u.rw, P.O. Box 25000. Uoiverwitx visiting media on their combination of pineapple and at Central Florida, Orlando, Florida a281s. Disney junket. Canadian bacon is amazing. Confetti, December 11 , 1986, 3

• ARIES, (March 21-April 19). Finals :.~£Jg!rr,~~Fe~~~~~~~~~aEE5~5:=:i everyholidaoneys. saysDon, 'gullablet believe is outreverything are upon us! get back to work and · CAPRICOR , (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). study, study, study! Someone you Samantha Fox will haunt your dreams, lost track of will calL friendship will . · if you don' kno who she is, consider rekindle, but beware-money could be yourself lucky. UCF clothing are in a big problem. This is not a good week your future. Make sure you check to spend a lot of money. Drink Jolt your phone bill this week, overseas Cola. "All the sugar and twice the - calls to Japan can be expensive. caffeine''. enemy for long. Insist that your someone else, they will be impressed. Pancakes have been your main food TAURUS, (April 20-May 20). Your roommate call his mother, you are LIBRA, (Sept. 23-0ct. 22). Long staple, try something new, perhaps • family relations will be much better in tired of answering the phone and coats and long trips are definitely out French Toast. the upcoming weeks. Be careful of listening to her problems. Write Dave for you, get a head start on next AQUARIUS, (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Take visiting relatives thoug~ they could Letterman, he needs to hear from you. semest.ers homework, and stay in bed the initiative and pursue that special cause stress between you and your LEO, (July 23-Aug. 22). Quit playing over ·the holidays. Do your laundry person that you've had your eye on, siblings. Try to get involved in a around, get the work done, it's time to before you run out of clean you may be surprised. Nice time to go hobby over the holidays, fencing meet responsibilities. That special underwear. fishing, not only in the water. You might be interesting. someone who you've had your eye on SCORPIO, (Oct. 23-Nov. 21). That may be in hot water though if you GEMINI, (May 21-June 20). Clothing will think you're pretty special too. irate roommate of yours will get a big don't call that someone who needs to is in your future, not the kind that is Nice time to go fishing, not only in surprise in the mail. Money is too talk to you. becoming though, beware of the gifts the water. important to you, there are better PISCES, Web. 19-March 20). Spend you receive a~Christmas. That special VIRGO, (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Keep things in life than a CD player. Curl time with your family over loved one needs· your attention, give lines of communication open, your up with that favorite person of yours, Christmas. Keep those jeans in the them a hug. hair might not fall out this week, they need your affection. dryer for an extra 10 minutes this CANCER', (June 21-July 22). Fireside amazing huh? Be aggressive when it SAG ITTARIUS, (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). week too, you could use the good luck chats are necessary over the holidays, comes to getting things done. Cook Keep those funds in line, money is it brings for finals. No more pizza, it be a warm person, snuggle up with yourself something nice this week, or very scarce for you. Yellow is not does not like you. Read over the your enemy, they won't be your even better cook something for your color, beware of it over the holidays, it's the time to be literate!

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