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_ 1 await result* with Interest. If your bat- field, constituted my Inglorious record. strikes them a blow when It should ting average picks up I'll know that Din- i AMONG THE CHURCHES 1 was back in my old batting slump, give them a crown, and their only- Jir Meb's bat has done It. But be ready I deeper than a steer. friend Is he who broke bread with to give up the bat when he calls for It | bogged Crossing these orientals is dangerous We lost the two games and the pen- beggars and said: "Come unto me all business. Yours, nant. and the only hisses that crowd ye that are weary and heavy laden and SUNDAY’S SERVICES AT THE L,. C. BILSTRUTHER, M. D. bestowed on anybody were directed at I will give you rest." CHURCHES ALL OF WHICH It was with feelings of trepidation, the troubled head of Walloper Murphy. Oh, America! The land of the free as the novelists that I undone that Two later 1 a call from i and the home of the the EXTEND A HEARTY WEL- say. days got my brave, long bundle. When the last wrapping special policeman, who was more of a world's custodian of chivalry, the COME TO VISITORS. OVER A MILLION AND A HALF was peeled off there was a life size bat sleuth than I gave him credit for being. champion of human rights and the de- WORK AS FARM HANDS It was made out of some heavy, dark He had followed a clew that led him to WOMEN fender of the oppressed—shall we per- IN THE UNITED STATES. colored wood. one of the biggest hotels In the city. mit our maidens fair to be torn from didn't swell in middle HOLLYWOOD M. E. CHURCH It the just to My goggle eyed man had been seen go- the hearthstone by the ruthless hand Peter Radford my liking, but it seemed to huve a good In there, a bat that an- By of and chained to the Roberta and ing carrying destiny plow? Comer Pacific Avenue* balance for Lecturer National Farmers’ Union. all of that. WJien I swung swered the description of the war club Shall we permit our faithful wives, Rev. J. G. Edwards. D. D, It there came a tingling sensation that of Dinjlr Meb. Our government never faced so tre- whom we covenanted with God to cher- shot arms and stirred the Preaching by the pastor at 10.30. up my very 1 was at the hotel as quick as gaso- mendous a problem as that now lying ish and protect, to be hurled from the roots of hair, as the novelists Sunday-sg^ool, 2.30. my say. line and a daredevil chauffeur could dormant at the doors of congress and home to the harvest field, and our I never felt stronger—not even In the Sunday evening service at 7.46 When a man has been chief buster take me. 1 hadn't any more than the legislatures, and which, when mothers dear to be driven from the old brave days when I was twenty-one and and cleanup hitter of a big stepped into the lobby than 1 saw Doc aroused, will shake this nation from arm chair to the cotton patch? o’clock, preceded tty Epworth League kingpin records week. smashing battiug every Bilstruther in an our from the servio« at 7 league for ten seasons he bates to ad- sittiug comfortably center to circumference, and make In rescuing citizens song y’olu.k. I swung from the shoulder and mit he’s lost his batting eye. But armchair and reading a pink sporting civilization hide Its face in shame. forces of civilization, can we not apply Prayer Meeting Wed. Ev'g, 7.45 chopped from the wrist and practiced that’s what I. Walloper Murphy, did section. 1 grabbed him by the shoulder That problem is—women In the field. to our fair Dixieland the rule of the Seats free. All are welcome. all the other batting moves I know to one sunny July morning. I remem- and fairly yelled: The last federal census reports sea—"women and children first?’’ the Imminent danger of the gold plated It *1 * ber the stage setting as well as if it "You're mixed up iu all this business. show we now have 1,614,000 women There must be a readjustment of chandeliers in that bridal soot, and the had been in the fourth act of my favor- Now you tell me where Dinjlr Meb has working In the field, most of them the wage scale of Industry so that the WILDWOOD BAPTIST CHURCH more I swung the club the better I ite dra mmer. taken uiy bat!" south of the Mason and Dixon line. women can be taken from the field or liked it and the stronger grew my sense Comer Maple and Pacific avenues It was in a white and gold bridal soot “I see It’s all up. Walloper," says There were approximately a million given a reasonable wage for her serv- of iiower. at the leading hotel in one of the big- Doe, gentle as a lamb. “Come up to negro slaves working In the fields ices. Perhaps the Issue has never been Rev. Irwin H. Fisher, pastor. It don’t seem quite modest to set gest cities on the circuit—for. as mon- my room and I'll tell you the hull when liberated by the emancipation fairly raised, but the Farmers’ Union, Morning, 10.30 a. m., Sunday schoo down all the batting feats I done in the arch of all the world’s sluggers, didn't thing.” We have freed our with a membership of ten million, puts that but this is a veracious proclamation. 2.80 m.; 7.30 m. game day, I with bless- p. Evening, p. Prayei Walloper Murphy deserve the best dismissed the special my slaves and our women have taken Its organized forces squarely behind record of unimpeachable fact, as 1 once meeting Wednesday evening, 7.80. A there was on the road, and didn’t he ing and his wage, and no sooner had I their In We have the Issue and we now enter upon the heard a stump speaker say. and the places bondage. welcome extended to visitors. always get it? entered Doc's room than l saw Dinjlr broken the shackles off the docket of civilization the case of "The hearty details have got to go with the general negroes contributions "Walloper Murphy.” I Hamletizes to Meb’s bat leaning In the corner. I and them our Woman In the Field” and demand an Supported by voluntary outline of the plot Out of five times welded upon daughters. myself, “it's come at last. The thing pounced upon it. eager-like, and as I The of Civilization. immediate trial. Ml N up I hit for a single and a two bagger Chain-Gang Ml long dreaded has come to pass, as the stood there in the middle of the room, the and lifted three home runs over the A million women In bondage In novelists say. You're a cadaver—a can- crooning over that stick and swinging of HOLLY BEACH PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH fence, the last one going through the southern fields form the chain-gang an didate for oblong box in the bush it. Doc lit a cigar and laughed. — window of a blocks civilization the industrial tragedy Corner Pacific and avenue brewery two from Burke league hearse. You have swatted nigh "It’s a shame to tell you about it,” RAILROADS APPEAL the grounds and nearly knocking one of the age. There Is no overseer quite Holly Beach. your last swat in the big leagues. he said. “I’ve n good notion to freeze of our solid Dutch citizens into a beer so cruel as that of unrestrained greed, "It’s been three months slnqe you up.” Rev. Alexander Laird, pastor. vat he was grooming. no whip that stings like the lash of TO PRESIDENT lifted one of those home run things “At your 1 says, and so he Services every Sunday preaching by The sporting writers didn’t whisper peril," suborned destiny, and no auctioneer’s into that small but select crowd on the told me everything. the pastor, at 10.30. Sunday-School at to each other and jot down hints about block quite so revolting as that of or- The Common Carriers Ask for Re- “In the first place there ain't any lief— President Wilson 2.80. the 7.30 my being a lias been without a come- ganized avarice. Directs Preaching by pastor Dinjir Meh." he giving me the back attachment. Instead, they just says, The president of the United States Attention of Public to Prayer meeting every Wednesday cold shock right at the start. "I’m stood up and whooped with the rest was recently lauded by the press, and Their Needs. evening, at 7.30 o’clock. all the Dinjlr Meb there ever was. of the wild, crazy crotvd. I was car- very properly so, for suggesting medi- The committee of railroad execu- You know I've been interested ried otT the grounds to the hotel auto always ation between the engineers and rail- tives, headed by Mr. Prank Trumbull, in the of the effect of the by an admiring delegation of fans from study imagi- road managers In adjusting their representing thirty-five of the leading AT. HIM EON 'S-B Y-TH E-SEA PROTEST AN1 nation upon the organism. I our home cit.\*and even made a seven hutn^n schedule of time and pay. The engi- railroad systems of the nation, recent- EPISCOPAL CHURCH noticed your batting slump and I deter- word speecii from the steps of the bus neers threatened to strike If their ly presented to President Wilson a mined to find out how much of it wus ^Corner Pacific and Maple avenues —but through it all I clutched that wages were not increased from ap- memorandum briefly reviewing the dif- real and how much of it was due to Wildwood, N. J. magic oriental bat with a death grip. proximately ten to eleven dollars per ficulties now confronting the railroads own realization that were The fear of losing that bat was your you ap- day and service reduced from ten to of the country and asking for the co- Sunday services, 7.30 a. m., 10.30 proaching the age when, according to strong upon me, us the novelists suy. eight hours and a similar readjust- operation of the governmental authori- pitchers of women from the home to the field. recent years have vastly increased. school m. ser- lost the for your team. It’s Sunday p. Evening pennant No A wasn't going any too well, and it was Pinch no Crumb From Women's Crust criticism is here made of the gen- vice 7.30. Rev.Father been a mighty interesting case for me, Maroney,Rector. “THE MORE I SWUNG THE CLUB THE BET- free that we could eral theory of only by hitting hope and I’m to write it for of Bread. governmental regula- TEB I LIKED IT.” going up my * IK 1C to win. Then came the demand I had can tion, but on the other no in- medical Journal, leaving out names, of No financial award be made hand, been dreading. It was a note, in genuity can relieve the carriers of ex- eureka baptist church (colored) roof of the apartment house overlook- just course. You don't object, do you?" without someone footing the bill, and a strange handed in a bell- penses created ing the home grounds. Walloper scrawl, by I Just stood swinging the bat without we commend to those who accept the thereby." avenue, West of Railroad. It said: in- President in Spencer Murphy, you'are an out and downer— boy. answering. All the tingle had gone out responsibility of the distribution of 'Wilson, transmitting bearer Meb's bat of the memorandum of the railroad Services Sunday morning at 11.30 a whispering reminiscence of a great Please give Dlnjlr of my arms. The bat, us I looked at it, dustrial justice, the still small voice as she presidents to the public, character- Sunday school 2.30, evening 8.30. epic. ‘‘The note was give to me by a dark- assumed its true proportions as an ill the woman in the field pleads izes it as "a lucid statement of Rev. I. Pastor. “You have lost your batting eye, and skinned man with blue goggles, and he for mercy, and we beg that they pinch plain G.;Folks,’_ truth.” The that’s all there are to it You'd better said he’d wait in the reception parlor,” no crumb from her crust of bread or president recognizing m * m her the emergency as con- call a bellboy and make him a present said the boy in answer to my demand. put another patch upon ragged extraordinary, said in ANOEL VISIT BAPTIST CHURCH of your medals and silver sets and 1 rushed down to the parlor, but garments. tinuing, part: We that listen to the "You ask me to call the attention (colored) your diamond horseshoe and your there w-as nobody there. beg they on of the to the nutomobeel. because them trophies will But along about 1 o’clock, just be- scream of horror from the eagle country imperative need, West end of Garfield avenue that railway credits be sustained and only serve to remind you of glories fore I wras starting for the baseball every American dollar that Is wrung the railroads in Rev. M. D. Standford, Pastor that are past and gone.” grounds to begin the final and deciding from the brow of tolling women and helped every possible the Goddess of Justice hiss at a way, whether by private co-operative Pastor’s residence, Whitesboro, Cape Just then, us 1 was thinking about series of three games with our nearest hear effort or the a bellboy (it’s wonderful how many contenders, along comes another note, verdict that Increases the want of by action, wherever May County. feasible of things happen in real life just like they handed In by another bellboy. It read: wbraan to satisfy the greed of man. governmental agencies, and; every al Preaching Sunday morning The women behind the counter and 1 am glad to do so because I think do on the stage, where everybody'gets Dinjir Meb will take his bat this after- 11 o’clock. the need cues), there comes a reg’lar bellboy' noon. since Sahib Murphy will not Bur- In the factory cry aloud for sympathy very real.” at m. Sunday-school 2.30ip. knock at the door. render it willingly. and the press thunders out In their The conference was certainly a) service at 8 o’clock. fortunate one Evening When I opens it the hop is standing I clung to that bat with a feverish defense and the pulpit pleads ror for the nation and thei is mm there with a long package and a letter. grip all the way to the park. mercy, but how about the woman in president to he congratulated for I seen the letter was from my old I gave my private bat guardian spe- the field? Will not these powerful opening the gate to a new world of ASBURY A.M.E. CHURCH (colored) friend. Doc Bilstruther, and was post- cial Instructions abopt grabbing the exponents of human rights turn their effort in which everyone may co-oper- marked India. Allaying the stick as soon as I had thrown it down talent, energies and influence to her ate. Holly Beach ave., corner Young Calcutta, terrible itch in the hop’s hand with a after making a hit. Then I bribed a relief? Will the Goddess of Liberty There are many important prob- Sunday services : cool piece of silver, I dragged in the special policeman to keep an eye on enthroned at Washington hold the cal- lems in our complex civilization that Preaching 10.30 a.m. and 8.00 p.U. letter and tha package and opened the boy. Even then I didn't feel safe. loused hand and soothe the feverish will yield to co-operation which will not Children’s Service, 2.30 p.m. Doc’s message first Here is what I Dinjir Meb’s bat never did any great- brow of her sex who sows and reaps lend themselves to arbitrary rub harvest or will she of commissions and Christian endeavor, 7.30 p. m. read: er execution than on that day. It had the nation’s permit ings financing railroads is one All welcome. Rev. H. DeWitt Jones Dear Walloper—I am pained to observe the long distance hits caroming off the the male of the species to shove of them. The man the home that have been fol- by papers outfield fences, and up to the ninth in- women—weak and weary—from the with the money is a factor that can- m * m lowing me around the world that you I had driven in seven runs and bread-line of industry to the back al- not be eliminated from any business show symptoms of having lost your bat- ning SERVICES transaction and is an NORTH WILDWOOD ting eye. I don’t know of anything In had the game practically cinched. In leys of poverty? the public inter- materia medlca that can remedy lost bat- the ninth I sent one to the flagpole in Women and Children First. ested party that should always be con- A union Sunday-school held In the been in- ting eyes, but I have making center. I knew I could just stretch it The census enumerators tell us that sulted and happily the president has Wildwood fire house Sun- quiries among the dealers In the occult North every of the women who work In the invited all to in in this and I believe 1 into four bases by hard running. 1,514,000 participate the solu- afternoon at 2.30. benighted land, day Everybody have found something that is going to fit It was all a matter of machine-like fields as farm hands 409,000 are six- tion of our railroad problems. welcome. your case. I have a servant whose name calculation with me. I counted every teen years of age and under. What Is Is Meb. He can do all the faker Kim Dinjir step nnd knew I must be two seconds the final destiny of a nation whose fu- stunts there are in the catalogue and then ahead of the ball when I into J ture mothers spend their girlhood days JOHN J. McNCTT ANOLESEA M. E. CHURCH have enough left over for a Broadway Jumped show. He reaches so far behind the veil the ten foot slide at the finish. As I “TELE ME WHERE DINJIR MEB HAS TAKEN behind the plow, pitching hay and Contractor BAT." Electrical Rev. J. G. Edwards, D. £>., pastor that Is drawn In front of us occidentals slid and heard the call “Safe!" MY hauling manure, and what is to become umpire on all of that he gives me gooseflesh. Estimates furnished kinds I glanced toward the players’ bench to balanced of wood of womanly culture and refinement Preaching every Snnday afternoon Now, my dear Walloper, X have told shaped, faultily piece electrical work. Ail work prompt- see what had become of Meb’s that grace the home, charm society three o’clock Dinjir Meb about your case. He Is inter- Dinjir that had no place In anything bigger ly attended to. Repair work a ested, though he never heard of baseball bat and enthuse man to leap to glory in school at two o'clock. than a high school league. specialty. Sunday until I enlightened him. I told him how bat had carried it almost to but Doc noble achievements if our daughters My boy I flung it into the comer, MAPLE WILDWOt D League Sunday you have been the star hitter of the game 1)0 AVE., Epworth evening, the players’ bench. The policeman rose his on shoulder. are raised In the society of the ox and ror years and now your Dauing eye sua- and put hand my 7.45 o’clock. of denly seems to have left you. He said was standing at bis side, and both bad "Now don’t go up in the air like that, the companionship the plow? All are welcome. nothing, but the other day he brought me succumbed to the excitement of the Walloper,” he said. “My experiment In that strata between the ages of We Build Houses a baseball which 1 am and mm bat, sending game and were watching me slide. I isn’t finished. You put yourself under sixteen and forty-five are 960,000 wom- which should reach you with this letter. saw a dark skinned, blue goggled man care. I’m to give you a en working as farm hands and many ANGLES EA BAPTIST CHURCH I had explained to him the general size my going That Suit and Bhape of baseball bats, and from some reach a long arm over the little gate course in mental gymnastics from now of them with suckling babes tug- Rev. Levanue Myers, Pastor. mysterious source he has produced this by the players' bench and pluck the on and will guarantee to restore your ging at their breasts, as drenched one. he turned It out on a Mahat- Maybe bat from the hand of the boy, confidence in yourself without any aid jin perspiration, they wield the scythe Preaching every Sunday evening a< ma turning lathe, or maybe he Just reach- I yelled even before my slide was from Meb or any other dealer in and the What is to be- 8.00 ed out and plucked it out of the air. 1 Dinjir guide plow. of voice was ns think he could do either. Anyway Dinjir finished: but course, my the occult I’ll have you hitting come of that nation where at m. poverty Sunday school 2.30 p. Meb sayB this bat has mysterious qual- and be lost in the roar that billowed down We1! as ever next season, you’ll breaks the crowns of the queens of even ities that will make up for any deficien- seasons to Prayer meetings Wednesday from the stands and bleachers Walloper Murphy for five the hurls a mother’s cies In your eyesight. It will connect with home; despair at 7.80. to feet. 1 dashed toward rome Instead of being embalmed in the ings any spitball, lnshoot or fadeaway the Jumping my love from its throne and hunger drlvesi as an ‘ex.’ ME ME ME greatest pitchers can fling you. All you the players' bench just as the police sporting annuals Innocent children from the schoolroom have to do Is to wait for something over that Doc man and the bat boy woke out of their And after events proved to the hoe? the and strike in its direction. Din- WOMEN’S CHRISTIAN TEMPERANCE plate trance. The three of us dashed through J Was right, as Aie novelists say. jir Meb sfU’s you will be surprised at the The census bureau shows that 156,- UNION the but there was no Meb results, ifwing hard and leave the rest gate, Dinjir 000 of these women are forty-five to Dinjir Meb’s bat. In sight A Learner. Mrs. H. H. Hallowell, President years of age and over. There 1b no * Now, my dear Walloper, there is this I’d like to draw a veil over the events “Is new cook willing to learn?’' your more in civilization than Mrs. 8. Rec. Secretary The bat is not a gift, but a loan. pitiful sight Surran, proviso: of the next two days, as the novelists .tsked the visitor. When Meb wants it returned he these mothers of Israel first of Dinjir housewife. saintly stooped' Business meeting Thursday are “Yes,” replied the weary will send you word. If you not will- say. with age, drudging in the field from each month at 2.45 m. to give It up he will come for It. 1 Without Dinjir Meb’s bat 1 batted “She has already learned to embroider, p. ing sun until sun and at of a night drenching third of each don’t think he has the price Coney like a Chinese rice merchant and I think if she stays a few months Bible reading Thursday learning their with the tears of H. S. HEWITT excursion ticket, but such things don't how to dingy pillows 2.45 m. to play golf. Seven strikeouts in two longer she will know play the month at p. bother when you can project your astral despair as their aching hearts take seconds. I and not a ball hit out of the in- Star. Contractor and Builder Place of meeting announced hi'the body around the world in ten games, piano.”—Washington It all to God in draver. Civilization Young Avenue, Holly Bearb churches and press. i