FLASH FICTION a NOTE from the EDITOR Tell Us a Really, Really Short Story
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CHICAGO’SFREEWEEKLYSINCE | DECEMBER JANUARY JANUARY | DECEMBER CHICAGO’SFREEWEEKLYSINCE theater music & film Previews 28 Reviews 21 Flash fi ction By ABABJCG C SC-JAEK G J GJG H HJKA KMK BLML V LAM CM JNBPS SMS DS S NS E S FTRVMW JWR S Y4 THIS WEEK CHICAGOREADER | DECEMBER JANUARY | VOLUME NUMBER FEATURES FLASH FICTION A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR Tell us a really, really short story MYFIRSTAPPEARANCE in the Reader—following all that work o to copy editing, illustration, and Chicago’s best extremely short fi ction of 2018 a few decades as a devoted reader—was in a fi ction layout. B V4 issue, and it always struck me as a fantastic way The fi nal days of sending a publication to press to round out a year of alternative newsweeklies. are traditionally a grind, and trying to get an issue Of course to do it right we would have had to have out before the winter holidays is spectacularly planned it several months in advance, but Karen stressful. The proofi ng process is not the funnest Hawkins—our digital managing editor—and I had part of print publishing: tiny text you’ve read far both just started by the time it became clear, in early too many times and can no longer see mistakes in, November, that no fi ction issue had been scheduled digital jags that throw o entire pages in the fi nal for 2018. (To be fair, there were some real questions hour. Suddenly words stop making sense, or you about the Reader’s future in general.) can’t remember why you thought a story was ever a What to do? We wanted to read fi ction, and we good idea in the fi rst place. know you people love to write it. Was there a way, in But proofreading this issue was a total joy. A ton far too short of a time span, to get in a whole mess of of great, very short fi ction, written by you, people good writing, read through it all, and select the best who live in or love this city from afar. Each story entries for publication before the end of the year? retains its own distinct style and voice—we allowed Within 24 hours a call for submissions to an ex- some formatting inconsistencies between stories to citing new endeavor—a fl ash fi ction issue!—went preserve this uniqueness. Most of us were caught out. Entries of 500 words or fewer. It was our only while proofi ng by how moving some of the stories rule! (Besides that submissions be original and pre- are, or how funny, after the strain of judging them viously unpublished, although that’s a little more had passed. Chicago itself becomes a frequent char- legal butt-covering than a “rule.”) Within about 25 acter, and the city’s impact on its writers is clear. hours, a steady stream of extremely short stories This city nourishes you. started rolling in. We accepted submissions for only We’re delighted to bring the work of these writ- a week—so we could select the best of them, copy ers to our pages in this double issue. (Remember! edit, and get them illustrated before the end of the No new Reader next Thursday!) Luckily you’ll have year—and received over 230 entries total (a full 10 all the concert, theater, and fi lm reviews you need to percent of them in the actual fi nal hour). get by during the week we take o . There was fun stuff in there. Our first read- Unfortunately, our last issue dropped a few lines through gave us a pool of nearly 90 pieces from from a theater review of Witch by Justin Hayford; it which we would select a fi nal batch for print publi- is available online in its entirety. An image in City cation. Flash fi ction is tricky: it’s such a short form, Life was also printed sideways, although that was a writers hold back when they shouldn’t, or focus test to see if you were paying attention. (You were!) exclusively on narrative. A good balance of story, And we neglected to mention one of the coproduc- descriptive detail, and thoughtful consideration of ers of HeLa, by Sideshow Theater Company and form is difficult in stories of any length. But jam- Greenhouse Productions. ming all that into 500 words or less takes real talent. With that, we’ll leave you to the fl ash fi ction issue, Finding that talent takes e ort. We had sta read and the 30 tiny worlds each story contains. You will each of those 90-ish pieces and vote, so that each recognize some of these worlds, fi nd others infuri- piece was read, and voted on, three times. We then ating, and learn to love more than one of them. Then selected a fi nal 30 stories based on those with the when you see us again, it will be a new year. And you most votes for print publication, and another fi ve won’t believe what we have in store for you for 2019. for digital publication, just to be extra. 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The for riding the CTA.” The operator sounded I’ve still baked him a triple-layer lemon cake smell of antiseptic fi lled the room; posters for like she was reading from a sheet of paper on the last day of September for the past half PrEP and HIV testing shared the walls with verbatim.