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Mcbastard's MAUSOLEUM: DVD Review: Ding Dong Dead (2010) Page 1 of 33 McBASTARD'S MAUSOLEUM: DVD Review: Ding Dong Dead (2010) Page 1 of 33 Share Report Abuse Next Blog» Create Blog Sign In McBASTARD'S MAUSOLEUM indie, horror, and cult cinema blog. FRIDAY, JUNE 24, 2011 CONTRIBUTORS DVD Review: Ding Dong Dead (2010) Christopher Kahler McBastard Root Rot CONTACT To submit materials for review please email me for the address. I am also willing to accept reviews, articles and other content for the site. email: [email protected] twitter: http://twitter.com/mcbastard2000 facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/mcBastards- mausoleum/169440663073382 THE CRYPT ▼ 2011 (189) ► July (24) ▼ June (36) DVD Review: The Defiled (2010) Sleazy chainsaw-slasher PIECES coming to DING DONG DEAD (2010) DVD from ... Dario Argento Giallo CAT O' NINE TAILS on Label: MVD Visual Blu-ray ... Region Code: Region 0 NTSC Lionsgate present THE OTHERS Blu-ray, Rating: Unrated HESHER and A... Duration: 70 mins DVD Review: Ninjas Vs Vampires Video: Widescreen 16x9 Audio: Dolby Digital Stereo DVD Review: Mr. Skin presents Women in Prison Trip... Director: Creep Creepersin Cast: Luke Y. Thompson, Julia Boyd, Nicole Sienna, Tara Strand, Julie MASTODON Reveal Album and Song Titles, New Digital... Rose, Destiny Rodreguiez, Shannon Freyer, Dolce Death, Tara Cardinal, Vanessa Moreno, Megan Francis, Devanny Pinn, Chaile Wall, Elina DVD Review: Nightmares (1980) Madison DVD Review: Transgression (1988) Tagline: You Wanted a War? You Got One! DVD Review: Ding Dong Dead (2010) DVD Review: ZOMBIE ABOMINATION & Doug (Luke Y. Thompson) is a recently unemployed schlub of a man, a ZOMBIE ATROCITY -... bit of a loser in fact. A stocky little fellow whom refers to himself in the third person and obsesses over his sexy MILF neighbor Claudia (Elina Details for Intervision's THINGS and THE SECRET LI... Madison, SOMEONE'S KNOCKING AT THE DOOR , CORPORATE CUTTHROAT MASSACRE ) while mumbling suggestive innuendos to The haunting call of the SIREN entrances the UK on... himself like "you like it when I water my yard, do ya?" and then imagining her seductive response "I do, I like it when you water your Spine tingler 'Evil Rising' arrives on UK DVD July... lawn, I like it is so much. You know what it makes me wanna do to you?"until she overhears him and then he freezes up, like most of us New Poster Artwork Revelaed for STRIPPERS VS WEREW... would I guess. Troma release the DENNIS WOODRUFF COLLECTION VOL. ... Now unemployed Doug is left to wallow in his own crapulence and August titles from Synapse/Impulse http://mcbastardsmausoleum.blogspot.com/2011/06/dvd-review -ding -dong -dead -2010.html 7/19/2011 McBASTARD'S MAUSOLEUM: DVD Review: Ding Dong Dead (2010) Page 2 of 33 starts going a bit nutty left to his own Pictures: 'Frat... devices without a menial job to keep Details for Arrow Video imprint ARROWDROME's DVD's... him from entering the abyss of Camp Motion Pictures Unleash Awesome Micro-Budget ... insanity. He sings songs to himself Lionsgate release After Dark Originals 'THE TASK',... while cruising the internet for job Theatrical Review: GREEN LANTERN (2011) listings, he talks THE PUPPET MONSTER MASSACRE back to the decimates DVD on July ... television set, EVIL THINGS Creeps Its Way to DVD on y'know, the usual home alone stuff. He just seems like a sad little dude, August 9th this is something Creepersin seems to know quite a bit about and is DVD Review: Corporate Cutthroat Massacre touched upon in nearly all his films that I've seen. (2009) DVD Review: Drive-in Horrorshow (2009) After a late night run for a fast food Doug has a strange encounter with DVD Review: The Baby (1972) a mischievous girl gang known as the Ding Dong Ditchers, a group of gothy girls dressed in black who terrorize the neighborhood by ringing DVD Review: Bloody Birthday (1980) doorbells in the dark of night and running away leaving the Arrow Video's August Titles: HATCHET 2, homeowners dumbfounded, not exactly hardened criminals, yet. Doug MIDNIGHT a... calls the police over this annoyance and they intervene on his behalf. DVD Review: Alien from the Deep (1989) The triple D's are incensed by this and step-up their game from petty Blu-ray Review: Witchfinder General pranking to some low grade assault which quickly escalates to the point (1968) of no return. MAILBAG! A letter from the director of THE SWEET L... The problem is that Arrow Video's THE KENTUCKY FRIED the DDD's don't MOVIE and TENEBRA... realize how unstable Synapse Films to release romantic comedy Doug is; THE SWEET... he's unemployed DVD Review: Stripperland (2010) and a bit nutty, anyone who Troma's MOTHER'S DAY (1980) Blu-ray delayed refers to themselves in the third person is DVD Review: Dawning (2009) not to be toyed with ► May (44) in my experience and the ► April (17) Reservoir Bitches pranks are ► March (25) shredding his frayed ► February (17) sanity. During an egg raid on Doug one of the DDD's dies accidentally ► January (26) leading to an all out war between the homeowner and the pranksters. ► 2010 (96) The girls not realizing one of their own has been killed launch an all out suburban assault on Dougie's home in search of their friend but they are unaware that Doug is having a mental meltdown. When the killings SUBSCRIBE begin they come fast and furious and in quick succession; a choke- out, suffocation, cleavings a shovel to the throat and some dismemberment. The special effects in the film are quite minimal, not bad, just not focused on. While it's not a gore-soaked bloodbath there's a body count here that would do either Jason Vorhees or Michael Meyers proud. Something that made me laugh was that at one point during the PODCASTS invasion one of the gals decides to take a dump and Doug catches her on the toilet, quite a vulnerable position, which leads to a lethal swirly. 42nd Street Drive-In Nice. This was quite an entertaining watch, Luke Y. Thompson's comic All My Heroes Wear Masks portrayal of a suburban schlub's descent into madness whilst dealing out Bloody Good Horror some revenge is a recommended watch. Cadaver Lab Creepy Kitch Dead Lantern Splattercast DVD: DING DONG DEAD is presented in Double Feature anamorphic Dread Media widescreen with Drunken Zombie Dolby Digital stereo, Fearshop there are no subtitle Fearshop.Com Metal Podcast options. As with all Horror Etc Creepersin films it's Horrorphilia a micro-budget http://mcbastardsmausoleum.blogspot.com/2011/06/dvd-review -ding -dong -dead -2010.html 7/19/2011 McBASTARD'S MAUSOLEUM: DVD Review: Ding Dong Dead (2010) Page 3 of 33 feature, $1500 all told according to the commentary, and it It Came from the Basement looks pretty good, JAFMP on par with Midnight Corey CORPORATE Mondo Movie CUTTHROAT Motion Picture Massacre MASSACRE though Movie Brain Rot the night scenes are Movie Meltdown quite dark and Now Playing grainy. I noticed the Screamwave film is a bit brighter Dougie's got a gun - and a sweet VHS collection! The Dark Hours and has a more vibrant color scheme The Gentlemen's Grindhouse than his previous films which was appreciated. I think some proper Zombie Grrlz lighting might have gone a long way here but it's quite watchable. Creepersin handles cinematography himself and you can see his form BLOGS improve with each film. The stereo audio adequately handles both dialogue and effects plus Kenneth Hampton's quirky score sounds great, A Hero Never Dies definitely the best score on any of the Creepersin films, fun stuff. Beasts in Human Skin Special features include two fun commentaries and a behind-the-scenes Bloodtype Online featurette with cast and crew interviews wherein Creepersin talks about Body Count the inspiration for the film. Cinemaslave Corpse Collective Special Features: - Behind-the-Scenes Featurette (8:55) Dead Derrick's Reviews - Audio Commentary with Director Creep Creepersin From Midnight with Love - Audio Commentary with Star Luke Y. Thompson and Creep Creepersin Johnny's Cult Films Poppy's Playhouse Verdict: It's been an interesting journey following Creep Creepersin The Fear Inside filmography and he's come quite a ways from FRANKENSTEIN . This is a The Witch's Hat very quirky comedy with some nice horror elements. Much like The Zed Word Creepersin's last film CORPORATE CUTTHROAT MASSACRE the comedy is the strong suit here, the violence is not particularly gruesome but it is fun stuff. I would love to see a straight comedy from Creepersin minus LABELS the horror, his comedy writing is pretty great. 3.5 outta 5 1940's (1) 1950's (1) http://www.mvdvisual.com/ http://www.creepersinfilms.com/ 1960's (1) www.twitter.com/creepersin 1970's (16) 1980's (22) 1990's (5) 2000' (1) 2000's (37) 2000's Western (1) 2010 (1) 3D (3) 80's Horror (2) Aaron Eckhart (1) Aashe Aaron (1) Action (4) Adam Brooks (1) Adam Green (2) Adam West (1) Adaptation (1) Adele Silva (1) Adrian Santiago (1) Adriano Stuart (1) Adrienne Corri (1) After Dark Originals (1) Akira Ide (1) Alan Rowe Kelly (1) Albert de Mendoza (1) Aldo Ray (1) Alejandro Jodorowsky (1) Alex Aja (1) http://mcbastardsmausoleum.blogspot.com/2011/06/dvd-review -ding -dong -dead -2010.html 7/19/2011 McBASTARD'S MAUSOLEUM: DVD Review: Ding Dong Dead (2010) Page 4 of 33 Alex Aldridge (1) Alex Reid (1) Alex Rocco (1) Alfred Hitchcock (1) Alien (4) Aliens (2) Aliens Resident Evil (1) Amanda Fuller (1) Amber Lynn (1) Amicus Films (1) Amy Groening (1) Anchor Bay (1) Andrew Divoff (2) Andrew Hull (1) Andrew Jordan (2) Andrew Prine (1) Andy Milligan (1) Andy Nyman (1) Angus Scrim (1) Anjannette Comer (1) Anthology (2) Anthony Fankhauser (1) Anthony G.
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