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Employees Protest for Recognition of Union ■ Graders Hold ‘Work Faire’ Demonstration education, according to Christ By Colleen Valles ine Allison, a sociology grad stu Staff Writer______dent and T.A. for three years. “I’m out here today because I Roughly 90 teaching assis want to help undergrads realize tants, graders and other univer our working conditions as T.A.s sity employees demonstrated and graders directly influence outside Davidson Library the education the undergrads Thursday to protest working are getting,” she said. conditions they say hurt under While administrators con graduate education on campus. tacted for comment did not re The employees staged a turn repeated phone calls, grad “Work Faire," where they publ students took advantage of icly graded papers and per Thursday’s demonstration to formed other teaching duties in issue a barrage of complaints ab response to the university’s fai out what they considered unrea lure to recognize the roughly listic expectations for their jobs. 1,200-member Associated Stu High student-teacher ratios dents Employees/United Auto are among the factors hurting LARRY MILLS/Daily Next» Workers union of T.A.s, re TA.s’ abilities to teach effec search assistants, readers, tutors tively, according to Jay Stemmle, Did Anybody Hear It? and acting instructors. an English T.A. and ASE/UAW The lack of recognition pre staff organizer. Student observers p ass by a large portion of a tree that fell in the cam pus forest Thursday cludes members from negotiat “The university is staffing in morn ing near Ellison Hall. ing for better working condi tions and harms undergraduate See PROTEST, p.8 Hearing to Library Expands Interdisciplinary Discuss IV . Ethnic, Gender Land Parcel Studies Collection By Michiko Takeda Development Stiff Writer______. By Jeff Brax Stiff Writer Davidson Library formally opened its ethnic and gender studies unit Thursday, becoming Soccer, native grasses and the first UC library to bring a battle for three-fourths of an together the research and re acre will likely determine the sources of the different development plan for Isla disciplines. Vista’s largest open space at a A ribbon-cutting ceremony public hearing Tuesday. and reception officially opened Santa Barbara County has the second-floor library, which issued a revised development includes collections devoted to plan and environmental re Asian-American, black, wo view document for the Ca- men’s, Mexican-American, Na mino Corto open space, an undeveloped 24-acre parcel tive American, and gay and les bian studies. adjacent to I.V. Elementary The new component is the School. Most aspects of the development plan, including first in the UC system to physi cally combine the different dis a 1-acre children’s park, ver ciplines, according to university nal pool restoration and in creased school parking have librarian Joseph Boisse. “This is the only campus in the survived three public hear UC where the ethnic and gender ings without overwhelming studies have been brought opposition. together in this way, in one phys But the placement of two ical location,” he said. soccer fields has divided com Librarians began work last munity members, environ summer to add to the black stu mentalists and county plan dies and Colección Hoque Na- ners. Of the two options on huaque library. Boisse said by the table, the county’s pre September it included the An- ferred choice is Alternative 1, delson Collection of gay, lesbian in which one field would be and bisexual studies as well as located inside school collections devoted to Asian- grounds while the second American, Native American and would straddle the border with the county property. women’s studies. Monetaiy gifts to the library The county’s Draft Nega provided the funds for the col tive Declaration—which will lection expansion, according to be the subject of a 6 p.m. Boisse. public hearing Tuesday at the Source: Santa Barbara County Plaining and Development D ept CHRIS KOCH/Daily Nexus school— states that the fields The new unit has been one of will have inconsequential en- Through these alternatives offered by Santa Barbara County, the location of two playfields can the most active in Davidson Li be arranged to either straddle the border of Camlno Corto open space or He within I. V. Elemen brary, according to black studies See CORTO, p.5 tary School grounds. See LIBRARY, p 3 HEADLINERS Daily Nexus
EdAor in Chien Suzanne Gamer News Editor] J e ff Brax Layout/AP Wire EdAor] Chris Koch Split House Passes Minimum Wage Bill Campus Editorl Tim M olloy Asst. Campus EdAorsI Michiko Takeda, Rachel Howard WASHINGTON (AP) election. “That is the way “The people who cook (R-Pa.). County EdAorl Michael Ball Asst. County EdAorl Dan Nazzareta — In a striking triumph for to honor our values of our meads and sweep our The vote was a rare Features EdAorn Colleen Valles President Clinton and the work, family, opportunity floors and work in our triumph for Democrats, Opinions EdAorsI Matt Nelson, Nick Robertson Democrats, the House ap and responsibility,” Clin child care centers in this who lost their House ma Sports EdAorsI Curtis Kaiser, Alex Nugent, Brian proved election-year legis ton said. countiy deserve a raise,” jority in the 1994 elections Berger, Michael CadiHi The legislation provides and showed uncommon Artsweek EdAor* Noah Blumberg lation Thursday to raise said Rep. Robert Andrews Asst. Artsweek EdAor A Eric Steuer the minimum wage by 90 for a 50-cent-an-hour in (D-N.J.). unity this spring in pursu Photo EdAorl Erin Derby cents an hour. crease in the current “If you want Mom off ing the minimum wage in Asst. Photo EdAor | Dan Thbodeau The 281-144 vote came $4.25-an-hour minimum welfare, make the job crease. For his part, Clin Illustrations EdAor] Ryan AAoon Senior Copy Reader | James Lissner after a sharply divided wage, effective July 1. A worth going to,” added ton threatened a veto of Copy Readers | Ruel Gaviola, Bryan Pon, Marc Valles House rejected a proposal second, 40-cent increase Democratic Rep. Pat Wil the bill on Wednesday if by Republican leaders to would take effect a year la liams of Montana. Republicans succeeded in Account Executives I Bryan Bums, Pia Chatterjee, exempt millions of work attaching their proposed JennAer Egan, Stacy Hedemark, ers from federal wage and exemptions for firms with Michelle Larsen, Ginny Shannon, The people who cook our me Matt Slatoff overtime laws. annual incomes of M “The House worked its als and sweep our floors and $500,000 or less. Production n Kyra GoldsmAh, Bridgitte McDaniel will and America will get a work in our child care centers raise,” exulted Rep. Jack ij j j j in this country deserve a raise. Majority Leader Dick Quinn of New York, the Armey of Texas, a former most outspoken in a group H i economics professor, said We Got the Bleat! of moderate Republicans Rep. Robert Andrews (D-N.J.) he believed with “eveiy who defied their leaders in fiberof my being” thatrais- supporting the increase. ing the wage floor would House approval of the ter. The bill also includes a But many Republicans boomerang against the measure sets the stage for series of small-business tax said raising the minimum disadvantaged young Senate action after law breaks that Republicans wage would cost jobs, par workers who need jobs the makers return from next crafted to offset the impact ticularly for disadvantaged most. That effect is such a Editorial Policy: week’s Memorial Day of the higher wage on workers who tend to hold basic principle of econom break. employers. low-paying positions. ics, he said, that Joseph E. All letters to the editor and columns submitted for publication be Clinton, on a visit to In debate that spilled “There’s a hate passion Stiglitz, a top economics come property on being turned in. Milwaukee, challenged over two days in a deeply from the [Democrats] in adviser to the president, Letters to the editor and columns must be lim ited to two pages, Senate Majority Leader polarized House, Demo relationship to business had included it in a tex typed double-spaced (3,000 characters), and include the author’s Bob Dole to bring the issue crats and moderate Repu and a tremendous hate tbook. “If a college fresh name and phone number. to a Senate vote before he blicans said a minimum passion in relationship to man doesn’t grasp this, leaves office next month to wage increase was simple small businesses,” said he’s not likely to pass the focus on the presidential fairness. Rep. William Goodling course,” said Armey. Corrections Policy: To call an error to the attention of the EdAor At Chief, provide awritten statement detailing the correct information. The Daily Nexus publishes aA corrections of Commission Changes Auto Coverage Regulations errors. 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Consum sharply critical. rural areas like Eureka,” Santa Barbara, CA 93107. ers said all good drivers the commissioner’s office said Jim Snyder, president Printed by Sun Printing Co. would benefit; insurers said. “It makes no sense for of the Personal Insurance said the premiums of good “This is really a big vic- the commissioner to aban- Federation of California. Smokers Lose Out Following Government Sting Uncovers W e a t h e r * Rejection of Class Lawsuit Arms Smuggling Operation It seems like an eternity since the last three- day weekend we’ve had. I know it’s been at least NEW ORLEANS (AP) in claims. SAN FRANCISCO said. four loads of laundry. The weird thing is, I’m just — In a huge victoiy for the (AP) — A top Chinese The guns were shipped beginning to grasp the reality that the year is tobacco industiy, a federal In a statement, Brown arms official was among 14 by the Chinese govern drawing to a close. The first two-thirds of Spring appeals court Thursday re & Williamson Tobacco people charged with ment companies China Quarter flew by so fast it’s almost as if they ha jected a class-action liabil Corp. hailed the ruling as smuggling 2,000 automa Northern Industrial ven’t happened yet. Then again, maybe my in ity suit brought against ci “a strong message to class- tic AK-47 rifles into the Corp., also known as Nor- ternal registry of time has been tinkered with by garette manufacturers on action plaintiffs' lawyers United States, federal pro inco, and Poly Technolo midnight marathons and afternoon breakfasts. I behalf of millions of smok- to stop the insanity in our secutors said Thursday. gies, a related company don’t know. nation’s courts.” that makes weapons for Anyway, here we are on the verge of another the Chinese military. The plaintiffs’ attorneys little break. It’s kind of like that little hiccup on The companies at the roller coaster when the brakes slow you said that they haven’t de tempted to disguise the down just a bit before you make that screaming cided whether to appeal origin of the weapons, ac but that they plan to file cording to the federal plunge. Then again, maybe it’s more like that in numerous class-action complaint, listing them as nocent snack you have that makes you realize lawsuits in state courts to “hand tools” and shipping you’re actually hungry for a meal. Yesterday I’d keep the pressure on the them through Japan and eaten a piece of fruit, some chips and a bowl of ers across the countiy. industry. “Involvement of the Hong Kong. leftover pasta during the few hours before I A three-judge panel of Chinese government is came on campus. This didn’t amount to any the 5th U.S. Circuit Court “If anything, the process under investigation,” said “The weapons were to thing resembling a meal, but I wasn’t hungry. of Appeals unanimously is going to move ahead ag San Francisco U.S. Attor have all Chinese markings Or was I? I couldn’t tell. If I’d eaten a meal in gressively and become in agreed with industiy argu ney Michael Yamaguchi. removed, and North Ko stead of grazing like some herd animal, I creasingly challenging for rean markings stamped on ments that a case of such Along with the automa wouldn’t have worried. Not that I really wor the tobacco defendants, tic rifles, the Chinese arms ... to further establish magnitude would be too ried, I just wondered if I needed to eat again. unwieldy. because they’ll have more dealers had proposed plausible deniability,” the fronts to fight,” attorney shipping far more sophis complaint said. This weekend is kinda like that. If that made any The lawsuit had the po Cliff Douglas said. ticated weapons to the Un sense. Well, it’ll be sunny and breezy in any tential to be the biggest ited States, said Wayne The arrests came as the event. Watch out for power outages ’cause of the class-action case inhis Past damage suits have Yamashita of the U.S. Cus United States and China wind: Save Early, Save Often! tory, embracing practically blamed the industry for toms Service: “Weapons face off on trade and hu anyone who claimed to be tobacco-related deaths. such as hand-held rocket man rights issues, and fed hooked on cigarettes and The industry, however, launchers, anti-aircraft eral officials say the arms exposing the tobacco in has never lost a smoking- missiles, silenced machine deal increases tension be dustry to billions of dollars related lawsuit. guns and even tanks,” he tween the two countries. Daily Nexus Friday, NÍay ÍÁ, 1996 3 Business Owner Enters Guilty Plea to Charges of Accepting Stolen Bikes Available The owner of a local bike shop and one sting was a 17-year-old male. of his employees pleaded guilty Tuesday One factor that may have played into at: in a Santa Barbara court to misdemeanor Feser’s decision to plead guilty was the charges of receiving stolen property. prospect of serving a lengthier sentence if e b Steffen Feser, owner of the now- convicted of the felonies, Barron said. T h o L defunct Isla Vista Bike Connection, and Both defendants will be sentenced next C om ics employee Noe Montalvo each pleaded month, he added. guilty to one charge through a negotiated Each will likely be ordered to spend ap Eternity is under new management. plea with the Santa Barbara County dis proximately four months in jail, accord on trict attorney’s office, according to public ing to Deputy District Attorney Gordon defender Rick Barron, Feser’s attorney. Auchincloss. “[Feser] has entered a plea to misde “Feser [will be] sentenced to 120 days,” meanor receiving stolen property,” he he said. P arade said. "I advised him as to what his choices During the investigation, undercover were and he made the decision.” officers sold seven reportedly stolen bikes Feser and Montalvo were originally ar to the business. Police then arrested the 933 State Street rested on seven felony counts of attempt two defendants and recovered approxi ing to receive stolen property following a mately 300 bikes from the shop to check if Santa Barbara county Sheriff’s Dept, investigation that they were stolen. began in February. Also arrested in the —Michael Ball (805) 965-2400 search together,” she said. “The department of black “There are so many people studies was on the cutting LIBRARY who are working on ... edge. ... They were quite Wednesday-Saturday: Continued from p .l ethnic studies, women of proactive in creating a 1 1 : 0 0 - 8 : 0 0 librarian Sylvia Curtis. color, relations between vision.” It also reflects Asian- blacks and Koreans.” Boisse believes unifying American studies recently Boisse said combining the diverse disciplines will Sunday-Tuesday gaining departmental sta resources from gender and spur intellectual 11:00-7:00 tus and the recent growth ethnic studies makes re exchange. of programs devoted to search more convenient. “It celebrates the diver women’s, Native Ameri “It does have an impact sity of the campus, but it • can, and gay and lesbian because these programs celebrates in an academic Comics Games studies, according to frequently cut across dis sort of way,” he said. “It Asian-American studies ciplinary lines, so this brings together academic Cards • Videos Assistant Professor Susan brings together more for research. It contributes to Koshy. their use,” he said. the life of the campus in T-shirts “Especially now in But art studio Professor those ways.” Asian-American studies, Emeritus James Smith, Koshy said the libraiy since we have department one ofthe first chairs of the can also attract and retain status, we needed to give Black Studies Dept., said qualify professors looking faculty a stable research incorporating the other for a stable and high- base,” she said. disciplines could dilute quality research base. The centralization of the uniqueness ofthe orig the campus’ gender and inal black studies library. “One of the things we’re ethnic studies resources “Initially I had some trying to do at UCSB is at he Storytelling G comes amid an increased trouble with that concept. tract really good faculty, In the 1970s, when we es and a lot of conditions emphasis on interdiscip Publishing linary studies, according tablished the black studies most have is to have a re to Curtis. library, we had a very dis ally strong library,” Koshy Death ano Damnati ©White W olf Publishing all rights reserved. ; “It brings all their re tinct goal,” Smith said. said.
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II This Week in UCSBHis0 rv\ Wednesday, May 20, 1992 down and yelled at the board. “There is Supervisors Delay Vote on DP Sea no beach!” he argued, attacking the wall Again board and the university for putting up their own seawalls while denying land After months of debate, the Santa lords the same right. Barbara County Board of Supervisors does not want to decide whether to al Thursday, May 21, 1987 low a controversial Del Playa seawall — Celebrities, Victims Discuss -Drunk at least not until Election Day. Driving Third District Supervisor Bill Wallace stated at the board’s meeting Tuesday The testimony was tragic and vivid. that the Isla Vista seawall is “becoming a Jamal Brown, a senior from Buena moving target again,” referring to hours High School, stood before 3,000 stu of heated deliberations that culminated dents at the Events Center Wednesday in a unanimous decision to postpone and described the night he and his fel the matter for two weeks. The new hear low basketball teammates drove by a ing date coincides with the June 2 gruesome accident on the freeway. elections. “Stop the bus! That’s my mother’s The board’s decision marked the lat car,” he screamed after realizing the est in a series of postponements in the wreck involved a member of his family. furiously debated issue, with Del Playa Brown later learned that a drunk driver, property owners on one side and envir traveling the wrong way on the freeway, onmentalists and Isla Vistans on the had smashed head-on into the car. The other. accident took the lives of his mother, Many locals disapprove of the land brother, grandfather and girlfriend. lords’ plan to forestall the erosion of “I am here today not to relate to you Friday-absolutly fabulous their properties with a seawall at the the evils of drinking — we all know (absolut vodka drinks 1/2 off, w/ditmikeldfretto from the base of I.V.’s bluffs, arguing that the those — but the evil of drinking and structure would inhibit lateral beach ac driving, for it does kill,” Brown said. “It cess, or access down the beach’s length. is feet, not fiction. It is veiy much “I don’t think they should build it,” reality.” said junior political science major Lori Joined by singer Kenny Loggins, actor you on your weekend trip.dj admiral jarvisft Just. “The long-term damage outweighs John Travolta and other celebrities, the long-term benefits.” Brown urged local high school and col Critics of the seawall cite an environ lege students to avoid alcohol during mental impact report that predicts that a the coming month, when many people (doors open at 2pm,drink specials&bbq till 5pm seawall will adversely affect beach ac will be celebrating their graduation. all you can drink beer bust 6-9pm: cess and accelerate the erosion of all un Among the actors present were One m — $5 domestic or $10 import) protected cliffs. Both issues were de Life to Live star Jeff Pomerantz, who fined as having a “class one” impact. founded Hollywood Kids Say No to But landlords claim there is no beach Drugs, Lucas star Corey Haim and along the proposed strip for the Stand By Me star Corey Feldman. 1,500-foot seawall, and therefore lateral “I’ve had some friends killed ... in HOB beach access is not an issue. drunk accidents,” Feldman told the “How can access be considered a crowd. “A few minutes of having fun class one impact when in fact there is no and crashing and ruining your life isn’t access?” asked Nigel Buxton, an agent worth it.” representing landlords. I.V. landlord Robert Lovgren broke —Compiled by Tim Molloy
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Continued from p.l vironmental affects on Ca- mino Corto. Paris! Last Chance! “Bottom line is, there ■dtSl Roundtrlp Travel in July would be no significant from L.A. J and August impacts that couldn’t be mitigated,” said Joy Hufec- hmid, county planner and Price goes up $100 on Wed. May 29! project organizer. “We Book NOW and save! See us for other summer think we can have both re travel specials to Europe, Hawaii, Mexico & more! creation resources and sig nificant habitat restora tion in the project.” But several campus and SIP community environmen L Ä ä O N C A M P U S talists strongly support Al UCSB ternative 2, in which both 2211 UCen * M -F 9-5 * 968-5151 § fields would be located on | K z x x x z x z z 2 z z school property, and an additional three-quarters ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ of an acre could then be LARRY MILLS/Dttly Nexus used for native grassland habitat restoration. The placement of two soccer fields In the Camlno Corto open space adjacent to To straddle the field on I.V. Elementary School has sparked community debate. the border, officials would V have to cut down 11 trees, cording to Brent Foster, a “ridiculous.” that’s already been graded, move a fence and 30 pieces recent graduate in ecology “Just looking at Alterna already been developed of play equipment, grade and evolutionary biology. tive 2, it costs less, it uses and already been used.... I green1 s the site, plant new grass Associated Students the space better ... it just honestly don’t know what 7 PRESENTS seedlings, put in an irriga Recycling Chair David seems to make common they’re thinking.” tion system and then Fortson called the sense,” he said. “If you can Alternative 1 would eli maintain the new field, ac- county’s alternative fit two fields on an area minate native grasses, damage the habitat of local * M HUM (, HUKJI predatory birds and make the area less attractive, ac To get the advantage, check the day's rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the cording to Foster. 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“What the heck, 28 pounds is a normal party in Marin.” OPINION —Fed. Agent Daniel J. Addario Don’t Pumm quick and un Marc J. Garcia-Martinez ¿1 the welfare legal” was ar Last week as I was sitting in the home “Mexico is t of my friend’s parents — a stubbornly mind the corp proud and dogmatic pair of individuals Wells Fargo “< who emigrated to the U.S. from Ger nies by the t many three decades back—the episode their six-figur regarding the Riverside deputies’ un cist... Why, si holy beating of a Mexicano man and Hispanics" (n his wife came up. zen and I des After some thoughtful and passion government” ate comments by my friend, who judi ally turned thi ciously questioned the necessity of just show the such physical abuse, I was shocked, if not secretly afraid, to hear her parents reply that the beatings did not go Bar enough — that the two drivers who “put innocent people on the freeway at risk” should, of course, be severely cas tigated and that the deputies’ (puerile) performance was nothing less than “justified,” if not too lenient. The conversation, naturally, mu shroomed into a heated discussion where these folks went ahead and — through further words too copious and deleterious to be reported here — sub stantiated their bigotry by calling for the sterilization of Mexicans and others in South America — because Mexican and other Latino children were growing up in such harsh, horri ble conditions and bringing them into this world would be a sin (and, I’ll go ahead and assume, an eventual strain r KEVIN GLEASON/Dtily Nexu« On the Waterfront The California Coastal Commission Has No Room for Political Concessions
Four new members were recently appointed, and f . ______E d ito rial______their qualifications have raised serious doubts as to UCSB boasts an amenity few other West Coast their competency. A t » Fa schools, and perhaps any around the world, can lay Of the four appointees Ray Belgard, Patricia claim to: a beach right on campus. Its presence is Randa, Arnold Steinberg and Byron Wear, only on the U.S. economy). over and pver part of the allure that brings students here from Randa seems to have any experience in coastal I’ll save you the real details of the en entire indden across the globe. tire scenario as it occurred, but mostly story?” (ajif t management from her work as a land-use consul I’d like to get to the point of this, and Santa Barbara County is special because of its tant and property rights activist The others include that is that these two seemingly decent coastline, and on more than one occasion, residents a law firm partner, a political strategist and a retired and loving European immigrant pa have fought to protect it from development that police chief. Considering these profiles, what was rents too easily became transmitters for The l would permanently change its landscape. Assembly Speaker Curt Pringle thinking when he a type of social, economic and political When a proposal to develop the coastline sur intolerance — a tangled and erroneous appointed them to such a board? partisan logic, if you will. Conse faces, it is eventually brought before the California The problem could be Pringle doesn’t under quently, they were, by virtue of their Coastal Commission for an approval or recommen stand the importance of the CCC, but most likely language, deftly perpetuating an anti- Editori Da dation, if necessary. Made up of 12 members ap these appointments were made for political rea Mexican hysteria running through soc This;is ir pointed by the governor and state Assembly sons. It’s easy enough to place a supporter, or even a iety nowadays, the likes of which I have norance wi speaker, the CCC’s jurisdiction extends 3 miles out never so truly witnessed until I moved (Daily Nex dissenter, in a commission position to pay a politi to the San Diego area to study three 22). to sea and up to 15 miles inland. It holds the unique cal debt Like appointments to the UC Board of Re years ago. Youifirst power to decide whether development is appropri gents, selections for the CCC appear to be based on Indeed, from my vantage point here here atjProj ate for the coastline within these boundaries. politics rather than competence. in the borderlands joining California to tor) should The CCC already has had a huge impact on the It is appropriate to place people on the commis Mexico, todos Latinos live with the image of local coastline areas by approving deve weekly phenomenon of this kind of in sion who have a working knowledge of issues tolerance and prejudice — the exis lopment of luxury homes at Ellwood Beach and an brought before them. Since they will be considering tence of which impacts not only issues Arco golf course along the Gaviota blufftop. Before biological and environmental issues, why isn’t a of language and public (or personal) MobiTs Clearview Project was halted by Chancellor marine biologist on the commission? Why isn’t an politics but a regional consciousness as Yang, it was on its way for a discussion and ruling by environmental researcher on the panel? The land- well. That is to say, I’ve begun to realize the CCC. And now with the debate raging over the that these ideas and manners (as manif use planning skills Randa brings to the group ested in the attitude of my friend’s pa possibility of seawalls along the Isla Vista bluff, the should be the norm and not the exception. rents) form kinds of territorial bounda CCC may be destined to review that issue as well. ries an d landmarks of “mini With the CCC having such an important role in The CCC is important to those who live with its dominions” unfit for habitats of planning the future of the California coastline — decisions, and the makeup of the group defines tolerance and temperance. and specifically of our community—who is actually what those decisions will be. We need experienced I am amazed at the particular style, picked for the commission is of vital importance. people for these roles, not just political cronies. system and manner in which people like this (and thousands like them) op erate. “How do they get these baffling, callous ideas so rapidly?” I often ask myself — I, who stand in the midst of those said dominions. Even in the news reports that followed that terrible inci dent in Riverside County, as well as in the call-in shows, I was astounded to D oon esb u ry BY GARRY TRUDEAU see how favorable responses to the inci dent (and its kindred issue of immigra The IZARMOREP EXCELLENT/ AYE, tion) imitated one another, almost VISITORS, YES, S IR . CO IS SE N P IN 6 I'LL TRY TO eerwR a y e , identically. my friei SCOTTY? FROM HQ ST A FF POÙUN RUSTLE UP M W 5,r In other words, the rhetorical style of wanted TUZLA... TO SA RAJEVO SOM ETHEA- THEM... i the interviewees, callers and those stream! FOR SO M E TBRTTCKEJS! questioned informally on the street one atti POUJN-T1ME. clearly reflected the familiar style of wait, qi those I (they?) hear on talk radio, or were a; read in Union-Tribune editorials, or Yoiil find in intercepted NRA newsletters, or ours, an notice on Young Americans for Free in, I eòi dom postings; or even from — excuse Next, me for saying — the civic ideas of Bu-' plaining chananism, or even the (extremist) way, % “Freemen” of Montana. We ran i It is as if there exists a script, of sorts: of thd a scene-plot with lines of dialogue and equippe responses listed and memorized for ily Nexus Friday, May 24,1996 7
Mexican hysteria running throughout A the state, as well as the latest attack on mel Free Thought the (Mexican) people living, residing I. V. Pet Abandoners and trying to survive on this side of the frontera falsa. c and uniform access: “Illegals get tion for the battering); and, of course, This is both sad and irresponsible. e welfare!” (last time I looked, "il- the ever reliable “You liberal ...” — Nevertheless, being a responsible Are Inhumane Slime ’’ was an adjective, not a noun); hurled as if this “name” is an insult. member of the society here in Califor dco is taking our jobs!” (never There is something amiss, then, with nia begins with those of us who are the corporate chiefs of AT&T and this seemingly incessant scripting and studying hard at this university, which Sara Pulcan i Fargo “downsizing” their compa- practiced chattering. It is causing a was (the last time I checked) an institu by the thousands while keeping total short-circuiting of independent tion of higher learning, not lower intui- six-figure salaries); “I’m not a ra- June will soon be here, and with it comes the annual event known .. Why, some of my best friends are as the student exodus. inics" (no comment); “I’m a citi- During this wondrous event, students have been famous for nd I deserve lower taxes and less throwing out all sorts of items of value — so much that now a rum ■nment” (uh-huh, and Reagan re mage sale that benefits local charities is held using only student dis amed this countiy around); “They cards. Sadly, one “item” that is often discarded by vacating students how the few seconds of the video is not featured at this aforementioned sale. This “item” is abandoned animals. Animal abandonment pisses the hell out of me like nothing else will because the same scenario happens over and over again. A “cute” baby animal is bought/adopted by one or more people who at the time claim and promise that said animal will have a “great” home. Then it comes time to move, and the animal is taken to the local shel
tio n .' V lT iU C in i lJ UV/ UA/O/UIJT , I cannot help but wonder what ex actly people would SAY if their sons and daughters — at the peak of their privileged little Spring Break parties in Rosarito — were beaten in a like man ner. It is, ultimately, a curious call, but for once I would like to engage in de
bate with someone who recognizes his Nexus KEVIN GLEASON/Daily or her solemn responsibility to analyze ter (if lucky) or left on the street to fend for itself. their political or social agenda auton If confronted, a variety of brain-dead excuses are made to justify breeding a populace of omously, with pity and probity. this act: “It belonged to my roommate.” “I’m moving back home” (to impulsive, servile repeaters. Indeed, Unfortunately, these people don’t a foreign countiy). “Someone at home is allergic to animals.” “My this short-circuiting of independent need to fulfill that responsibility, they friend said they’d give it a ‘good’ home,” etc. These are the ones most analysis is the supreme achievement of need merely continue adopting more of often heard. My question is to the people who pull this shit, WHAT the aforementioned (ideological) the scripted talk the politicians and THE HELL’S THE MATTER WITH YOU? scripts; the words of the ideology be pundits create in response to the If you’re so immature and feeble-minded that you haven’t figured come a powerful instrument of social changing winds of an instinctive and il out that the average life of the typical cat or dog is 15 or more years, control on behalf of those people or in literate public opinion, laying a fetid then maybe you shouldn’t be at this university. Santa Barbara is un terests served by that ideology’s teach breeze across this region, suffocating ique in that it has volunteers, but they can only do so much. ings. When this occurs, people literally any possibility for fairness or empathy. — what about the Now after saying all this, I fully realize that this will make little dif let others think for them. Marc J. Garcia-Martinez is a UCSB ference to most of you who plan on dumping your pet. But perhaps the other side of the It is this difference and dogma that Class of 1990 alutnriUs and a UCSD ?” (as if that would shed justifica- one or two of you will now reconsider and do the right thing. seems to be the veiy basis for the anti- graduate student of English. Sara Pulcan is an Isla Vista resident. he Reader’s Voice
(by the way, that was a lame analogy). mative Action ethnobureaucracy will vanish. Stupid Sarria Being drunk at Extravaganza is not up to us to monitor. In JAMES CHEN this magnificently free country of ours, anyone can drink in litor; Daily Nexus: the privacy of their own home if they please. With my sec ThisSis in response to the mighty Henry Sarria, whose ig- urity staff and others, I cleaned the stadium following the Clintonomics iranee with regard to Extravaganza ’96 blows my mind conclusion of NOFX’s set and saw so few alcohol cans and Editor, Daily Nexus: laily Nexus, “Unruly Police State or Extravaganza?” May bottles, I was shocked — so you are wrong. We did a very The Republican presidential nominee formerly known as )• good job of not letting alcohol into the venue. You are utterly Sen. Bob Dole has seized on the issue of repealing a 4.3-cent Youifirst complain of the length of the line and that we STUPID. gasoline tax as a solution to the increase in gasoline prices. re at1 Program Board (I am the current security coordina- I am biased, being on the board, I know. But I am quite Meanwhile, President Clinton is fighting for a 90-cent in r) should have followed Bernoulli’s rule on pressure. Well, displeased with you, Henry. You have, as you say, enjoyed crease in the minimum wage. 11 Extravaganzas for free and yet feel as though you can It’s just another sign that Dole is out of touch with the complain about the long line. Would you prefer a shorter line and a few deaths to go along with that? Or better yet, how about a riot, you childish freak? You bother me, Henry. You are not in the concert indus try and have no right whatsoever to dictate to ASPB what our policies ought to be. If you didn’t enjoy the line or show, which was one of the best yet, why did you not leave? Please do so next time and do not waste the Nexus’ ink. I would like now to congratulate my colleagues here at ASPB and my security staff for a job well done. Henry, stay home next year. JOSEPH RAINEY CCRI — Why Not? Editor, Daily Nexus: Ray Huerta, UCSB’s Affirmative Action coordinator, re cently wrote a letter (Daily Nexus, “CCRI Could Have Ex plosive Effects,” May 17) pertaining to the California Civil Rights Initiative (CCRI). In his letter, he strategically ignores everything good ab out the CCRI. The CCRI veiy simply forbids discrimination based on race, gender, etc. in employment and education within the state of California. RYAN ALTOON/Daily Nexui Finally we’ll have a piece of legislation that specifies just y friend, your complaint here is unwarranted, because I what Affirmative Action proponents have always said they RYAN ALTOON/Daily Nexu* anted to open the gates bigger, it was a police policy to wanted: Discrimination will no longer be tolerated! pocketbook issues facing real Americans. Assuming that oil reamline the crowd and it was obviously an appropriate Why, then, are all the Affirmative Action proponents so companies were willingto pass this munificent amount on to le at that. With all the pat-downs that made for such a long offended by this ethically-correct declaration of equal pro consumers, the average femily, filling a 20-gallon tank every ait, Quite a large quantity of weapons, drugs and alcohol tection under the law? Could it be they»really don’t want other week, would save $22.36 a year. However, a 90-cent- ere apprehended and dealt with appropriately. equal opportunity after all? Could it be they really want pre an-hour increase in the minimum wage woufd provide a Yoii then whine about the no food policy. That was not ference for their collective grievance groups? For shame! wage earner with an additional $1,800 a year. irs, and as soor^as I found out the CSOs were not letting it And the irony is that they’re willing to resort to race and While the House passed a repeal of the gas tax on May 21, , I corrected it, so there’s another complaint unfounded. gender criteria (racism and sexism) to achieve these selfish the Gingrich-Dole leadership has prevented a vote on the Next, like an ungrateful wretch, you anger me by cont goals. For most logical humans, that spells hypocrisy. How minimum wage— despite the feet that many Republicans in aining about running out of water. You’re welcome, by the ever, judging from the uproar over the CCRI, it appears that Congress have endorsed the president’s plan. ty> fyr providing you, a NONSTUDENT, with free water, our universities are no longer populated with logical President Clinton is in touch with the needs of the average e ran out at 3:30— so sorry, little baby, but are you aware individuals. American. “Beltway Bob,” on the other hand, is without the water fountains that Harder Stadium has been Fortunately, after the CCRI is enacted, Huerta’s job as Af neckwear and without ideas. nipped with? So it is quite apparent you are not MacGyver firmative Action coordinator and the once-flourishing Affir KATE DEFRONZO 8 Friday, May 24,1996 Daily Nexus
tions [and] I was responsi- she said. b le fo r grading 92 While three other UC Do you always answer PROTEST [students’] papers,” he campuses are threatening said. “When I subtracted to strike for recognition, all the questions on Jeopardy? Continued from p.l all the other time and the UCSB union has no such a way that T.A.s wind other stuff, I had 26 mi-' plans to do so, according up with 80 or 90 under nutes per student for the to Stemmle. Are the phrases “unnecessary comma” “dangling grads,” she said. “My max quarter left over.” “UC Berkeley, UC San participle” and “just plain spelled incorrectly’ imum course load has Allison said the univer Diego and UCLA — their been 54 students. ... With sity ignores the work grad unions are going to walk meaningful to your lifestyle? that I was able to do a de students perform as T.A.s. out in the fall because of cent job, [but] when “The administration this issue,” she said. “We you’ve got 54 students, likes to talk about us just have no plans to go on Come try out to be a part of our copy desk! You’ll people slip through the as students, and they don’t strike right now. No strike cracks.” like to think about us as vote has been taken or is find where others of like abilities hang out, and Glyn Hughes, a grad people who do the work scheduled.” student and sociology essential to the univer Stemmle said the union you get paid for it! T.A., said it was unfair that sity,” she said. “If we we will only discuss its de T.A.s are paid for a set ren’t here as workers at mands when it gains rec number of hours no matter UCSB, the university ognition. “The union will We’re hiring right now — for the rest of this how much time they put wouldn’t be able to only state specific de into their work. function.” mands when it puts school year, the summer and next fall! Come see “We’re paid for a block Stemmle said that while together its contract prop of time, like 200 hours a the “Work Faire” in osal,” she said. us under Storke Tower next week — after 7 p.m. quarter,” he said. creased awareness about She believes there is Because most T.A.s are T.A.s’ working conditions, solid support for the un also students, their own the ASE/UAW is still ion. “We find the faculty scholarly commitments struggling for administra we’ve spoken to have been can interfere with their job tive recognition. supportive,” she said. “We duties, according to “What they are showing , haven’t heard from any fa Stemmle. is a united front of opposi culty members who are Spectacular Spring “How do you really do a tion to us,” she said. virulently opposed. ... We good job, respond to Unions systemwide believe our undergrads do undergrads in a clear, have struggled for recogni support us.” helpful way when you’re tion for the last 12 years, Senior sociology major Spectacle Sale! being pitted against your according to Stemmle. She Jodi Lasker signed a peti own academic work?” she said that UCLA’s union is tion to show her support said. now suing the university in of the union. “I think it’s Other commitments a bid for recognition and true there’s a connection All Spectacle Frames such as preparing for sec that UCSB’s union will with the conditions grad tion and attending lectures soon take administrators students are employed often leave T.A.s with little to court as well. under and with us, the time to devote to their stu “What we really want undergraduate con on Sale 20% to 100% off dents, Hughes said- more than anything is the sumer,” she said. “If no “I was told that I had right to get in there and ne thing else, they should be with Rx Order 114 students in four sec- gotiate over these issues,” heard.” storation we’re doing out field, he said. there; it seems reasonable “There are some incen to me to accommodate a tives to having this be a UNITED COLORS C0RT0 Calvin Klein small playfield out there,” community soccer field,” OF BENETTON. e y e w e a i b>,marcolin' Continued from p.5 she said. “Frankly, I don’t Wallace said. “If the com grasses would be mitigated get it. It seems like they’re munity has a stake in this by major grassland resto going to fight it just be soccer field, and it’s on ration across the rest of the cause it’s me, I don’t their property, they have a 1 2 2 2 3 site. The property is big know. Frankly, it seems a greater stake in maintain enough to accommodate little silly.” ing it if the school district both environmental and Third District Supervi gets sick of it in five years Make a Spectacle for Yourself! recreational uses, she said. sor Bill Wallace said either and says, ‘We’re going to “The playfield is three- option is fine if the com stop maintaining it.’” quarters of an acre and the munity gets two soccer But the county will habitat restoration that’s fields out of the deal. Al likely face a lawsuit if they msue* 893-3170 going in is 20 acres. It just ternative 1 would allow implement Alternative 1, seems like a silly aigument the county and the com because of the habitat ra munity greater say over the See CORTO, p.9
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score major points in the Rodriguez not only be meets. came conference champ TRACK Wilson’s biggest win of ion in the 10,000 meter run S e ll It A $0.043 Tax Cut?! the season came at the — with a time of 38:06.51 Continued from p.12 California/Nevada — but also displayed her GET SOME REAL MONEY placing than projected — Championships, where talents further with her W ow FOR THE GAS PUMP proving their season finale she captured the top spot second-place finish in the Daily Nexus to b e q u ite an to become the state 3,000 (10:23.14). Sell Us Your Used CDs! accomplishment. champion in the javelin Classifieds work. All season long it was with a throw measuring Although another Get up to $4.50 in cash or junior Mary Wilson who 141*11”. Gaucho runner, freshman Call 893-3829 for $6.00 in credit for each CD! led the team with her com The distance runners Sabrina Caplis, came just more info. manding presence in the were also solid competi shy of becoming confer field and her throws. Wil tors throughout the sea ence champion in the 800, son constantly grabbed son. Led by sophomore an earlier mark from the morninglory victories in the javelin Gabriella Rodriguez, the Occidental Invitational of throughout the season and squad showed that dis 2:10.50 became the high u sic would also place high in tance is a definite key to est mark of the conference 'If S &W iL Isla Vista Santa Barbara Lompoc three different events to the Gauchos’ success. for the entire season. ¿ .'« S '» 910 Emb.del Norte 1014 State St. 1512 North H. St. 968-4665 966-0266 736-7676 UCSB’s offense has day — the scheduled star sputtered in all three of its ter for the Seminoles is NCAA postseason games thus far, left-hander Randy Choate, scoring just three runs who leads the nation with Continued from p.12 against UNLV and one 14 victories. lecting three singles. run against Long Beach FSU’s top hitters are Margaret T. Getman UCSB senior third base- State in the Big West tour outfielders J.D. Drew man Lou Tapia, who had a nament. At the conclusion (.394,18 HR, 79 RBI) and single and an RBI double of the regular season, the Jeremy Morris (.372, 11 Service to Students Award in the game, gave DuBose lineup had been averaging HR, 82 RBI). Due to pitch credit for an outstanding nearly nine runs per con for UCSB is sophomore performance. test, but the Gauchos have right-hander Seth Bean, In honor of the former UCSB Dean of Student Resident^ “He just battled — he been shut down by the who leads the Gauchos Margaret T. Getman, this annual award recognizes three made big pitches when he strong starting pitching with nine wins. had to,” he said. “We hit they have seen over the Today’s UCSB-Florida or four University staff and faculty who have gone above him pretty hard in the first three games. State matchup will be few innings but then he Things won’t get any ea broadcast live on 91.9 ¡5 and beyond the cal] of duty to aid students and to shut us down.” sier for Santa Barbara to- KCSB-FM at 3 p.m. improve the quality o f life. money on this.” Salazar. The May 28 hearing to “It’s not that we don’t C0RT0 collect public comment on want a soccer field, be Please join us in honoring the nominees and Continued from p.8 the Draft Negative Decla cause we definitely need Foster said. ration will likely be con more recreation areas in recipients at a reception to be held “If they do this, I think tinued to June 7 at the Isla Vista ... but the loca they’re going to get sued,” county Planning and De tion area that was prop he said. “County law is velopment Dept. In addi osed is not a good one,” pretty strong on a couple tion, written comments on she said. Friday, May 31 of things. 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Trainings A scholar ships avbl. $2-4k/pd. Call (310) PROBLEMS 478-3129 WITH COMPANIONS: caring, creative CAKE + patient needed for adults w/ AND dev. dis. wknds, aftms, + eves. CONFlDENTIAinY Flex Hrs, 961-2021______DAY CAMPS serving Conqjo A HAD ENOUGH.' San Fernando Valleys, Simi, Ca marillo, A Malibu seek fun car GET HELP “S5T ing counsdon A instructors for sports, nature, horseback rid 893-8721 ing, crafts, swimming, gym, song leading, fishing/boating, ropes ia3880s65saoaoaa UCSfi's ■ $$Extra Income$$ $10 Earn while you learn with in creasing returns. Build skills for H ome V ideos resume. 899-2705______Worried about your Security Deporit? Let the Community HOSTESSES c Hatting Office Dale a movt-iu Needed at Moby Dick (resturante at end of pier) (1 a move-out) video of your Must be personable "Now look what you've done... new home. Apply in person ______I told you not to feed them too much." L Homemailers Wanted! $500/week possible. Write: Fu- C all 8 9 3 -4 3 7 1 turequest, Box 15199, San Diego t o S ch ed u le CA 92175______NATIONAL PARKS HIRING Y our V id eo Positions are now available at The (furio) by flltoon A National Parks, Forests A Wild life Preserves. Excellent benefits + bonuses! Call 1-206-971-3620 H elp W anted ext.N59995.______NEED A SUMMER JOB? P/T ACTORS/MODELS MARKETING NOW A F/T S Auditions by appointment only PAINTING DURING THE for commercials, films A model SUMMER! MAKE $5-10/hr. Call ing. All types/ages needed no ex Rich 240-5261______perience necessary. No fee. Im age (818)222-9091______Adventurous Receptionist- s Computer work, filing, pnones. Casual work envi- Leadership ronment FT/PT 563-5586 Students needed from 6/7/96 I Inti mkt company seeks teach thru 6/21/96 to assist in the set able people to help advance m kt up and break down of the com Call 962-3205______mencement site P/T or F/T $6.00 per hr. Call Kurt or Charles ATTENTION AQUATIC BIOL 893-2732______OGY MAJORS it you are inter ested in becoming a tour guide for SUMMER INTERN F MSI during finals week June $250/quarter for exciting non 10-14, drop by for an informa profit agency arranging local A tional meeting anytime between international toure for people w/ 10am and 12pm on Friday May developemental disabilities; pre- 24 at the Marine Biotech confer fer 2 quarter minimum. 967-2841 H a b it u a l L im b o b y Vi n c e n t L u c id o ence room, 3rd floor MSI. PAID S u m m e r J o b I Looking for three hard working POSITIONS! FLEXIBLE HOURS! Any questions, call organised people serious only X f c t u v e T-0 T H Í Cory 966-6853______685-1109 Rich______RtnAt<*î if «'»»to Tt BOWLING DESK CLERK- WANTED: 100 Students. Lose interesting pos. at Orchid Bowl 8-1001bs. New metabolism X *fH W* #P H* for person who enjoys working breakthrough. All natural. Aver E age loss 8-291bsper month. Dr. with people. Must be honest, re íMOtt ns »CCA»* WT* m< sponsible, hardworking, and recommended. Guaranteed re n»% »est ntfteAt. b frw x have cash register ana retail sults. Cost $35. Call sales exper. Three shifts, 1-800-827-3342______pticovtittts Ml fedttSj 5pm-lam. $7 hr. Interviews Or- Work F/T in S B th is Summer! D chid Bowl, Goleta, 967-0128 Need painters w/good work ethic CAMP COUNSELORS, IN no exp nec. 6/hr A up. Call voice- STRUCTORS AND LIFE m ail 8 0 0 - 9 8 4 - 7 6 2 1 ______GUARDS ARE NEEDED FOR JEWISH DAYCAMP IN AGOURA/MALIBU AREA 818 S 880-5936 ______FREE ROOM in exchange for P/T Childcare. 6/15-9/15. Painted Cave area. 964-6026 After 6PM. UCen EUCALYPTUS BY C L E A SO N Dining A-l MATTRESS SETS ' KuSf 86 & Services Twin SETS $79, Full SETS $99, F u y . . . Queen Sets $139, King Sets $159 is 962-9776 24 hn . 909-A De La Vina Hiring Large wooden desk with drawers $100. Bike $40. Both in great con dition. Must sell a sap. Call Amy for 968-5164______Summer A utos for S ale and 1982 Chevy Cavalier H/B auto matic 2-door, Blue, good condi tion. $500 FIRM. Call Joanna at Fall 961-9847______1983 Honda Civic 4-Door. For Full tíme students Sale $1500 OBO. Grey, good con dition, Runs great. Ask 4 Noah can pick-up an 685-0082.______85 VW Cabriolet, Wolfsberg, By Robertson application and leather, auto, a/c, cassette, cus Che Occasional Adventures o f Stonerman tom whis, lo miles, very clean, re sign-up for a Group liable car. $3650 obo must sell HEV! Y o u OUVS A *e PUNK 5/ X WAS P/tfÿE7> o u r ï f j TW4T YOU QUVS TOOK M Y VAN/// Orientation in the now 962-8382______LAB PLACE WE WENT To/ *87 Jeep Cherokee Chief 4.0 4x4 y o u t>ifcngp we on ca^FuYi '^ÛiÈi... UHH,.. 'fOU> UCen, 1st floor automatic, ps, pb, pw, a/c exc. condition, must sell $7995 call /p u p e v e thcuoh* y >m .WAHT A 80*l(rR? P y Room 1175. Aaron 968-9649______i VeR£ IN Y«wR ROO/va/ Group Orientations 92 Saturn Perfect Chad Gift! Great condtn. for Summer are Grey, 4dr, 5sp, sunrf, stereo, w/ tape, AC, airbag. Still under war May 28 & 29 ranty. $8500 obo. 899-3214 For Fall employment, Group B icycles Klein Raskel Mtn. bike 19* fir. Orientations are Glryin Shocks Campy rims. Sun- tour XC components excl. cond. May 30 & 31 $800/ Trade 882-0069______Daily Nexus CLASSIFIEDS Friday, May 24, 19% 11 6798 Sueno • 2BR/2BA unite w/ Ultra Quiet/Clean 2BD/2BTH 1 Rmate or 2 to share leg rom w/ 2M or 2F to share rm in 2bdrm yards, patios + balconies. Call $895 Sept 12MTH only Lg balcony and own bath. Live w/4 apt. 300/mo negotiable. Call Ron Wolfe ft Associates 964-6770 close ta/Lndry 820 Camino Corto cool people. Call Carrie or Jen Elaine/Cristabel • 686-7460 828 Embarcadero Del Mar. Nice Res. Mgr Charles 968-9475 •968-6041 Lndiy, prkng avail 1/2 block 1BR/2BA ($650) and 2BR/1BA 2 Bed/1 Bath apt. room campus close 2 bus stp. ($2100) Furnished security R o O iMMATES Close to campus ft beach 3 Female Sublease» wanted to building + carport. Call Ron $222/mo. w/4 person occup. share* OCEANSIDE D P. apt on Wolfe at 964-6770______IF NEEDED RENT SNGL RM. Laundry fac. avail. 6600 blk furnished. Price negot A GREAT 1 BEDROOM PKNG, LNDRY, F R P L C , 6510 Madrid R d. Call Kristina 968-3371 Good location. Lrg. Rms. Walk-in BLCNY, OCEANSIDE 6521 D P. Call Mike for info 686-6723 SUBLET for 1 bedroom apart closet. Off-8t prkg. lndry. $600 «2 $476/MO. CALL AMTR AT 2M/F needed to share rm in 3bd ment. Parking, laundry, avail MP/HKÏfiMyJ well-maintained, i 562-8960 OR LAURA AT 968-0696.______Duplex 6684DP*A yd/off st. able June 16 to Sept 15 call parking/lndiy ’96-97 only 961-4882 A HAVEN IN IV IF needed to share rm in a brand $275/mo call 961-4441 Summer-Sublease nice, new SUNNY ft QUIET YARD WITH new 2/br 2/ba HOUSE on Trigo. town house. Laundry, parking, , anta A HAMMOCK, PARKING, Pkng, D/W, lndry, and blcny 2M to share rm on oceanside backyard 6788B ST 686-6937 LAUNDRY FOR 96-97. FURN $360/mo. Call 686-4646______6779DP #2 near park. Call Bark- ely, Brent, James •968-3363. $200 2 share/ $300 4 single ISHED 2BDR, 1BATH IF needed to sublease own room 'R ÍTS 10¿K%¡ $1180/MQ NO PETS 968-6628 Avail June 23 to Sept 22 $300 a Pariringjndry, killer view!! YOUR OWN ROOM ALL SUM ALL UTILITIES PAID- One Bdr month call Jen at 961-9466 3RMS Avail 6/20 in Goleta MER in POSH newly remodeled House, Garage, W/D, Gardener, apt w/private patio $300/month Apts at 6666 Picasso For Only IF Rmate needed 2 share 1 bdrm $540/mo. Off-Street Parking $360 Single RM ask for Shannon obo Cafl 662-6418 or 686-3620 a p t on 6587 Cervantes. 662-9936 w Laundry. SFM Vista Del Mar $277.5Q/mo. Clean, quiet w/pkng ■Om Aïm - 686-4606______ft Indy. Call Kristen 968-522310 GIANT ROOM 1/2 males needed J "A UNIVERSITY SHOULD BE mo lease Sept.96-June97 for summer. Close to ocean ft o r n i A PLACE OF LIGHT AND LIB campus. 6522 Sabado 350/1 C omputers 'ttmi IF rmate to share BIG APT. in 450/2. Call Brent 968-5701 ERTY AND LEARNING* • DIS I.V. Fmshd w H20 ft trash. L a to p Pow erbook 520 v \ RAELI STUDIO PLAZA APTS. Close 2 ocean! w big blcny! Call Looking for your own room? QRAM 160HD printer, prog 968-8556______Po •662-6606______We’re looking for 1 M/F NS room rams, case incl. xln t cond. $1200 mate to share a 4 bdrm apart in Itemìnì-lt CLOSE TO CAMPUS One Bdr IF to share room in 2B Apt. OBO Call 662-8919 Apts at 6527 El Greco. Upstairs Goleta. Only $360/mo. Call Mike June 96-97 or Nick at 686-3962______Mac Classic 4/40 with keyboard and Down Avail For ONLY Call Kate/Jen 968-3453 ft mouse $375, Personal LaserW $540/mo. Off-Street Parking Close to campus R+B in EXCH. FOR PT COM riter LS $375 or $660 for both or Happy Bdrthday to You • • • SFM Vista Del Mar 685-4506 PANIONSHIP W/DD PEOPLE. IF to share huge rm $320 all util. best offer. Call Kelly Close to campus. 1BR/1BA CARING + COOPERATIVE TO 968-0422/968-8806 ______EUROPE $289 3B 1BATH HOUSE, 4 Tenante H20, Frnsha, prkng lndry, LIVE IN. AVAIL. NOW + JUNE ($580-$640) + 2BR/1BA $1000 at oceanside DP. Fun Call Kim/ Mac lisi, 9MB RAM 200MB hard »TORCYCLES Be a little flexible and save $$$. Max, Off-Street Parking, Quiet 6603 Seville. Some units part 961-2021 Well help you beat the airline Area, Laundry, 12 Month Lease Shan • 968-6769______drive, graphics card, software. furn Ron Wolfe 964-6770 Room for rent Quiet home upper Excellent condition. $300 obo 1988 Suzuki Katana 600cc better prices. Destinations worldwide. $1600/mo Jeff 9684486______1M to shr. rm in new 5bdrm East in SB. Large sunny kit and cheaper than new. Pipejete, Airhitch tm 800-655-1098 Del Playa BeachsidelUGreat pri house on Abrego $375ma Call 687-6109 3 BDR 2BA LARGE ROOMS vate 1 bed, 1 bath duplex ap t Privelages washer, dryer. $400 bras, helmet, and more. airhitchOnetcom.com Maximum 5 persons, parking, Andy • 685-4825 Lndry, pkng Call Patty 682-9689 $2150obo. Call 562-8269 With fenced front yard. Perfect available Call now! laundry. $1295. Good location for two people! Avail July 15th. 968-6168______1 NS F to share spacious apt. tereos $795/mo. k.Lacks Mgmt.Co. S ubleases «JTERTA1NMENT S 3BR 2BTH DUPLEX FOR 6 969-4288/969-5338______2bd/2ba w/3 friendly F June 96-97 offst..prkng./2 patios/no M usical I nstr’M'nts GREAT GRAD GIFT! WOW! PEOPLE WASHER AND Don’t get stuck in a crappy apt IF to share rm in 3 bdrm house. DRYER INCLUDED B TO BE pets $324/mo. Call Jamie or Ann Quiet part of IV call 686-3520 Like new, Kenwood stereo rack Avoid the rush, Arr Sept 96 lease 686-7389 CAHVIN Quad-X preamp + T100 sys. w/ 2 cass., 5 CD changer ft re CARPETED IN LR&HALL 6632 now. Lg. 2bdr next to campus $180/mo. Lndry, yard Strip-oh-Grams pwr. amp in SKB 8 spc. rack. cord player! Plus great spkrs ft AftB PASADO CALL 686-5904 $1100/mo 962-0457______1 or 2 Id’s for one room on S.T. w/ 2 females want 1 room to share, M/F E x o tic D an cers $860 obo w/ Roland 4/12 spkr. gls cab. Asking $600 (new $900) 4 BEDROOM 2 BATH AVAIL off st. park, ft lndry foe. w/ clean, preferably oceanside DP for sum Singing Telegrams Carol 683-0078______DUPLEX 6748 *B Sabado Tarde mellow roommate. Call 686-6662 B e lly D an cers 966-0161 $200 call Aaron 968-9649 6/28 6611 PASADO *B upstairs 2Bd 1.6 Bath Private Yard, Wa mer. Call Hillary or Alison at Yamaha stereo components: re new carpeting/floorinp lush, ter, Trash incl. Laundry Smokers 968-0670 ceiver, cd player, tape deck. fenced yard w/ patio Call ft Pete ok $1050/mo 961-7868 S ervices O ffered Great quality + features 4 968-3436 or 681-9464 Island months old, 2 yr warranty, $650 View Properties Duplex 6736B Trigo 2Bdrm 2Btn/12mo/Lse $1096mo or Jul Babysitter on call obo. 687-6109______4BR 2BTH DUPLEX QUIET 1st aid ft CPR childcare cert. ft Aug $896 Sep-Jun$1145 Patio END OF IV TO BE REPAINTED Carport 967-8612 966-6642 Avail 7 days 6,50/hr 964-4768 GREAT DECK/PATIO IN BACK Buy 9 and YARD 2100. MAX 7PERS Free Wash ft Dry 2Br lB th Du 686-6904 6784B SUENO plex with Yard Quiet End of IV 4 EGG DONORS- People Max $1300. Call 685-5904 COUNSELING desperately wanted by infertile 6510 Madrid R d. To Be Painted • the 10th hopeful parents. All racer 2BD/lba Apts avail 1996-97 SUPPORT FURNISHED ONE ft TWO BDR needed. HeHealthy. Agesges 21-30. very dose to campus ft beach IIES APTS at 6639 Picasso.Upotairs SMI Com;npensation $3000 Please call p a r k in g ft la u n d r y m * is on us! ft Down Avail Off-Street Park Sliding Scale-Low Fees OPTIONSnor~ at (800)------886-9373 12 month leases $890/montn For info call Mike 685-6723 ing, Laundry. SFM Vista Del Depression-Anxiety-Stress WOMEN— WANT CASH? Mar 685-4506 $550/8820 ViAnn Oden, MA IH pay you cash or trade you for 6611 Oceanside DP 6/7 female Intem-MPCC-Suprvd. 5br 21/2 ba only $2345/mo do not GOLETA HOUSE Paid UtiLThis your unwanted clothing anc is a shared housing opportunity. by Gail Temping, MFCC accs. (any season). Consign miss an incredible deal call Katie Lic#ML0219f1933 968-2806______Two bedreooms still avail able! DAILY CROSSWORD PUZZLE ments too! CALL OR COME IN! Free Laundry, hot tub, BBQ, PLAY IT AGAIN SAM 966-9989 6538 Sabado Tarde studio quiet area for 96-97.1 or 2 or 3 Edited by Trade Michel Jaffe 1021 STATE ST. Downtown SB $485+la8t dep. 6601 Trigo #1 683-9796 people wanted. Call 662-6269!!!! ACROSS 6 5 M o re 28 Sounds of 50 Curriculm — : 28 W Arrellaga S t£ B . 3BD,Bth $1650+last dep. 966-5645 GOLETA TOWNHOUSE 4 BED I 1996 Academy o rg a n iz e d la u g h te r esumes c a re e r R 2 1/2 BATH 733-6318 Award nominee 6 6 Winged pest 2 9 Tot s u m m a ry Gol N. unfum lbdrm apart 5 Contended 6 7 Thing, in law 31 C o e u rd ' — 52 J u st R esum es 676mo. + 300 Dep. Incl. râble F ra te rn a l LEGAL 669-1124 Same Day Service util, trash avail. 6/17 968-8189 II Tom Hanks’ film 6 8 Like a casual 3 2 H om e o f organization Effective Resumes 14 School in s u it Spanish sherry 53 Cote d'—, on Student Discount Mc/Visa • Criminal Law/DUI GRAB THE LAST N. Carolina 6 9 S a lin g e r 33 Part of AWOL th e • Injuries/Accidents ONE! 15 D e s — , Io w a c h a ra c te r 34 Ford model Mediterranean o r en Mgmt. 2BDR, 2BA ON SABADO F R 16 Room in the 36 Part of a book 54 W in d y d a y • Landlord-Tenant CLOSE TO EVERYTHING. harem $1000 to you for leasing our 5Br FURNISHED, SUNNY.CLEAN DOWN 40 Covering to y • Business 3.5Ba IV house $2850/mo 6789 A Now Leasing BUILDING,LAUNDRY,FREE 17 Kind of book 1 Greek letter 41 Like chintz 5 6 Get — lease on Estero 962-1895 CABLE. 81120/MO 968-1883 FREE CONSULTATION 18 Circle in the 2 Evelyn Waugh’s 43 Plant of the life for ’9 6 -9 7 Great House at 6666Pasado only 11/2 Bdrm 1 Bath apt $700-per frigid zone b ro th e r b u tte rc u p 5 8 W a n d e r month. Year lease, laundry, furn. 3 yr» old. 3BR/3BA +2 extra br. 685-9399 6632 Abrego #6 Ventura Enter- School Year 11 parking spaces up to 10 people 19 Closing letters 3 Forrest Gump fa m ily a b o u t prises 968-4614 may rent $3000 per mo. Call Ron 20 Part of a o ffe rin g 47 Source of 5 9 Deco artist Wolfe ft Associates 964-6770 Law Offices of 1 AWESOME OCEANSIDE Del squirrel’s stash 4 — n o u s v ita m in A 6 2 Fish follower • S tu d io s H O T TUB.POOL.FREE Playa 3ft2 Great. COASTLINE 22 “...faster — 5 Little, to a B. Brittin Fisher VIEWS! BIG DECKS next to WASH&DRY 9 MONTH LEASE 900 Embarcadero del Mar, # C PARK ft big field HURRY • 1 b d rm s 5BR+DEN 4HBTH DUPLEX speeding bullet” H ig h la n d e r ANSWER TO PREVIOUS PUZZLE: FOR 10 PEOPLE IN I.V. $2100-$2400 968-3900. 2 3 — d u D ia b le 6 Wrenched out R OOF LR&LARGE FAMRM. 2FIRE- ■ p A L M D A DA ISLA VISTA 1 BDRM Duplex quiet area. PLACES DISHWASHER DBL. 24 Entrance o f sh ap e Many windows, ervd prkg, extr • 2 b d rm s A L GA A L SA G 1 N GARAGE W/OPENR CALL charge, for one 7 S in g e r B A storage, dose to beach ft UCSB. 686-6904 UNIQUE $3,960.00 F 1 RS T L E U TENAN T Avail 7-01-96 call 966-2360 Starting at 25 Baseball VIP J o n a th a n Counseling IV Duplex 6610 Sabado Tarde T OE 1 N SEN TR EE 1 Bdrm 1 Bath apts 600-675 per 2 6 B ro och 8 A t h and 1 » $520 to $875 #B. 3Bdr IBath, 12 mo. lease, u ST u R G E month. 10 month ft year lease. $1600/mo.. Laundry, fenced 2 8 T ype o f 9 T u b u la r G Laundry, furn 6648 Cordoba. yard, parking, gardeners. SFM C L EA T S ANN SN AV (SM ftg Scale-Low Fees) Ventura Ent 968-4614 12 mo., 10 mo. m o cca sin ■ v e s s e l Depression-Anxiety-Stress Vista Del Mar 685-4606 or A 1 M T OA STA S E M 1 ViAnn Oden, MA 1 Bdrm 1 Bath Apts $676-626 per 683-2451______30 Princess Anne’s 10 Action often & mo. to mo. SE C OND C H 1 L DH Intern-MFCC-Saprvd. month. Year ft 10 month leases. d a u g h te r adventurous OOD Laundry, furn 6632Abrego. Ven- Large 3Bd/2Ba unit upstairs in by Gail Topping, MFCC Leases Available 4-plex. Laundry, parking, most 3 2 U p se t ET ES ORE L R 1 N S E Lie. «MLÒ21933 tura Enterprises 968-4614 11 Holyfieldand utiL paid. Quiet area 4 people o.k. D OEW OE SSE E S T O 28 W. Arrellaga S t S 3 . 1 Bdrm Apt Large, quiet, laun Furn., Pool, $1300683-6347______35 Old English B ow e dry, parking, close to campus, c AM S S H AD Near UCSB 2Bdrm furn. Lndry le tte rs 12 Narrative poem available June 16-96, Call Now Ldy. Fac., Sec. A S T 0 R 968-0664______fac./security pat/pool/parking 3 7 A u th o r 13 Look intently SA C 1 D D U O $836 Call 968-2018______RESEARCH INFORMATION 1 Bedroom apt. Very clean park Guard, Parking D e ig h to n 21 P in c e — : T H 1 R D D 1 M EN S 1 ON s Largest Library of Information In US. ing laundry avail. 2blks from OCEAN FRONT DEL PLAYA 1 O T T 38 Brdughtout eyeglasses A A ON Y B R 1 T - all subjects UCSB- available July 1st and 4BR 2B WITH NEW PATIO UP 1 968-2018 TO 7M/F BY APPT. CALL 39 Embraced 27 Working at the C OO O KEM AT E Order Catalog Today with VIsa/MC or COD Sept 1st $600. 876 Embarcadero •- * Dei Mar 6659 Cordoba 965-8662, 964-6866. JUNE TO JUNE. 41 — a daisy tim e 966-1311 leave message 968-5278 OCEAN FRONT 6703 DP. #A 4 2 A F reud 2BR. 1.6BA 4pers/max. July 1 2 3 ■1800-351-0222 1 Block From UCSB Large Clean 43 Order in the 6 7 8 9 ,0 12 13 Or, rush $ 2 0 0 to Research Information l,9frJune 30,97 Call 964-3386 1 BDRM 2 Parking »aces ft 685-4991 Cecelia. 4 5 11 11322 Idaho Ave. «206-A Laundry lrg Lease 625 mo. p ub 14 Los Angeles, CA 90025 968-7260 6614 DPt4 BD DPLX FOR 6 OCEANFRONT DEL PLAYA 44 Mansard 15 IBR/lBth apt to sublease until 6721 TRIGOiDPLX FOR 5 3 rooms to rent, DECKS, Great fe a tu re 17 6782 S.Tj DPLX FOR 6 VIEWS! Hurry! $350-$400/per 9/10 avail, framed. 6668 ST #1 45 Bath accessory 1 19 ELECTOLYSIS pking ft great loc. $400/mo. 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Call for Next to Sam’s m IN I.V.I 969-5955 info, ft address Jerry ft 663-0766 12 Friday, May 24,1996 SPORTS Daily Nexus Gauchos Fall to the Bulldogs in the First Round of the West Regionals ■ Lack of Run Support and Key Errors Cost UCSB a Victory By Curtis Kaiser Coach Bob Brontsema. “We runs with two singles off Noyes Staff Writer played eight pretty good innings. and a throwing error by Young This kind of thing has happened after senior reliever Chris Frith- to us three times in a row.” Smith had taken the mound. PALO ALTO — The hex is Going up against the Bull “I thought Brian pitched a still on. dogs’ top starter, sophomore great game, but our lack of de For the seventh consecutive left-hander Eric DuBose (10-4) fense unfortunately made him time, the UCSB baseball team — a third-team All-American throw a handful of extra pitches lost an NCAA tournament game, and possible Olympian — the early, and he may have been less felling 6-2 Thursday afternoon at Gauchos knew they couldn’t sharp late in the game,” Bront the hands of Mississippi State. count on scoring a lot of runs. sema said. The Gauchos (32-19), the #4 The task of containing the Bull While Noyes seemed to tire as seed in the West Regional Tour dog attack fell to junior starter the game progressed, DuBose nament held at Stanford Univer Bryan Noyes (5-4). only grew stranger. The sity’s Sunken Diamond, com Noyes was able to escape a Gauchos had cracked his armor mitted four errors, enabling the couple of tight situations early in for two runs in the second in #3-seeded Bulldogs (38-22) to the game—in the first inning he ning, but they could manage no come back from a 2-0 deficit overcame errors by junior first more, stranding two runners in with a four-run eighth inning baseman Dave Willis and sopho the fourth, sixth and seventh and take the game in the double more shortstop Mike Young to innings. elimination tournament. get out of the inning without any “I started out the game with Santa Barbara will face #1 damage. However, Noyes wasn’t not a lot of pop on my pitches,” seed Florida State (48-15) today as lucky in the seventh, when DuBose said. “So I started work at 3 p.m. in a do-or-die situation. another error by Willis led to an ing on my location. They got The Seminoles defeated North unearned run and tied the game. some bloop hits, but the coaches east Illinois 16-0 in the game In the eighth, things con told me to hang in there. I tend to held Thursday before the UCSB- tinued to unravel for Noyes and get stronger as the game goes on, MSU matchup. the Gauchos when Mississippi and my velocity tends to “Obviously we’re disap State senior first'baseman Brian increase.” ALAN JACOBY/Dmly Ncxu« pointed,” said UCSB Head Clark tripled down the left field In the seventh, UCSB came GAS!: UCSB will try to elude elimination today against Florida State. The gam e will be broadcast live on 91.9 KC SB at 3 p.m. THURSDAY'S GAME line to lead off the frame. After closest to posting some more UCSB 020000000 2 0 4 Noyes induced a fly out of so runs on the scoreboard and turned a double play. The call by foot wasn’t on the bag.” MISS ST. 00000114 6 13 1 E ■ (UCSB) W lls 2 (0). Young 2 (24). (Miss. phomore third baseman Richard knocking DuBose out of the the first-base umpire was dis DuBose went the distance to State) Lee (18). Lee, senior right fielder David game when the squad loaded the puted by Brontsema, but the earn the win, scattering nine hits DP ♦ UCSB 2. Mss. State 3. LOB * Gauchos 8, Hayman took a 2-1 slider from bases with one out for Willis, the double play stood and the and four walks while striking out Miss. State 10. 2B - (UCSB) Tapia (9), (Miss. State) Hauswaid Noyes and deposited it well over clean-up hitter. Mississippi Gaucho threat was ended. 11 batters. Right fielder Collin (21). P ial (25). Hayman (13). the left-field fence. State Head Coach Ron Polk had “That particular one was a big Weitzman was DuBose’s most 3B - Clark (3). HR - (Miss. State) Hayman (12). “I pretty much hung the two relievers warming up in the play,” Brontsema said. “It frequent victim, going down on SB • (UCSB) Weitzman (7). CS • (UCSB) Young pitch,” Noyes said. “I think I bullpen, but DuBose ended the looked like he pulled his foot, so strikes three times. Young was (3). SH • Parker (7), Sdonaaux (2). even could have hit the ball that threat when he got Willis to I went over there [to arguel. I UCSB’s top hitter of the day, col- Winner -DuBose 104. Loser • Noyes W . fer.” ground weakly to sophomore thought the throw beat him, but Attendance • 1,068. The Bulldogs added two more shortstop Brad Freeman, who from my angle it looked like the See NCAA, p.9 SB Track and Field Finishes Third in Big West Tourney Track and Field Season In Review By Brian Arbour Stiff Writer Despite felling short in the quest to give UCSB its first-ever first- or second-place finish in the track and field Big West Championships, the Gaucho men’s and women’s teams made a great run for the goal and proved to be definite forces the conference could not take lightly. Both teams ended the season repeating last year’s success as the third-place teams in the Big West, with the men sharing the honor with New Mexico State this time around. Todd Rogers Considering the lack of depth in the sprinting and hurdling crews on both sides, the season was in no way unsuccessful with a third- place finish in conference. With these missing pieces, the dream of coming in first or second could have become a reality for the SPORT: Volleyball ACCOMPLISHMENT: Gauchos. Helped UCSB finish the “It’s been haunting me for years — I need a sprint-and-hurdle H O M E T O W N : crew,” said UCSB Head Coach Pete Dolan. “I’m going to be asking Santa Barbara, CA season ranked third in myself, what if we had sprint and hurdles — a full team.” the nation and also Men POSITION: Setter quarterbacked the squad With their solid performances, the distance team displayed extra STATS: to a second-place finish ordinary leadership for UCSB this season. The squad consistently scored huge points for Santa Barbara and showed that it could com In his sophomore season, he in the Mountain Pacific pete with and cause some fear in most, if not all, of the schools it faced this season. set the school record for Sports Federation. All of this success came without two of the team’s best distance runners, Dave Cullum and Brad Glosser. Both athletes decided to total digs in a season at 235, redshirt this year to be able to compete next season in their final year while this year he broke the QUOTABLE: "He has great vision of the of eligibility. The Gaucho jumpers were also of great benefit to the team this all-time career dig record, game both at the beach and in the gym. He season. Senior Eli Gladden helped lead the squad by performing well all season in the high jump and couldn’t have finished his career off totaling 783. In his final sees things other players don’t really see any better than he did by winning the Big West Championships with coming. He’s going straight to the pro tour a 6’6’/i ” leap. Gaucho campaign he was The biggest difference this season, as compared to last, was the and I would assume that without any throwing group. From the very beginning of the season, the squad ranked third in the nation showed tremendous improvement. Freshman Jason Bader became a unforseen problems that he’d probably be with 16.96 assists per game, great addition to the team by winning the discus in both his first meet pretty successful on the beach, maybe of the season and in the Big West Challenge Cup. while finishing sixth with within five years, if not sooner." - UCSB Women 2.67 digs per game. Head Coach Ken Preston The women helped produce the shocker of the season when they finished an unexpected third in the championships—a much higher See TRACK, p.9