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Hirriio^burq. VA 22807 WEATHER tMAR 0 6 1999 TODAY: Cloudy, high 48°F, low V-s. 31°F. i FRIDAY: Rain, high «v 51°F, low 36°F. SATURDAY: Partly cloudy, high 52°F \tyclef Raising low 33°F the Roof JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY See Stylepages 18-19 THURSDAY March 5. 1998 VOL. 75. NO. 40 JMU Student announces Hearing the roar city council candidacy Performances celebrate womanhood The program was composed for a petition last semester, which Key wants to mediate "bad" by Melanie Jennings of 25 performances by JMU stu- by Jen Bonds put him on the ballot. He said relations between JMU students contributing writer dents. contributing writer he's not worried about serving and Harrisonburg residents, he Students from a variety of on the council and being a full- said. "It's basically an issue of Songs, skits and poetry majors volunteered their talents For the first time in 26 years, time student. respect," he said. "Our issues are helped celebrate womanhood in for the purpose of "presenting a a JMU student is running for the "The council only meets not being addressed, but [JMU Grafton-Stovall Theatre Tuesday show that represents woman- Harrisonburg City Council. once every two weeks," Key said. students) need to make compro- night. Students of both sexes hood from a diverse perspec- Michael Key, a sophomore "Everyone else on the council has mises in behavior." gathered to experience the pro- tive," Nicole Woods, program international affairs and Russian a full-time job, so being in school Key said he's also concerned gram, "Do You See What I See? double major, declared his candi- _.^_____ with Harrison- Through the Eyes of a Woman." see EYES page 2 dacy for city council before 15 it burg's zoning people yesterday in Court Square JMU students make up Pian that was with his message, "Building Our ... r . passed in Oct- Community Together." He will One-thira Of the ober. It eliminat- compete on the ballot as a Green , n. red boarding Party candidate with Hugh Lantz Llty OJ houses in the Old (R) and Larry Rogers (D) for one Tr . . Town area. of two seats on city council in the Harrisonburg Junior Chris- May 5 election. tina Olson said, Key, 19, is a senator in the and don't get any "It's a good thing Student Government Association if he does get a and helped Green Party member representation.' seat on the coun- Dale Diaz with her campaign for cil because there state delegate last fall. Michael Key is nothing else The Green Party nominated city council candidate that will bring Us Key because has he good ideas closer to the peo- for the council, Diaz said. is like my full-time job." ple of Harrisonburg." "JMU students make up one- Key is from Burke, but because Key's goals include expand- third of the City of Harrisonburg he's registered to vpte in ing Harrisonburg Transit Service. and don't get any representa- Harrisonburg, he's eligible to run "There is a shortage of buses, and tion," Key said. "If I am elected, for public office. "There is not a some of them are falling apart at least we'll have a place at the substantial number of JMU stu- and not being serviced," he said. table to discuss our issues." dents who are registered to vote Key obtained 160 signatures in Harrisonburg," Key said. see COUNCIL page 2

JEAN PlttlAAPSON/Maffphotographer Steam roller Sophomore women's rugby player Salli Pool, better known to her teammates as S.P., stiff arms Mary Washington College defender in the Dukes' Ibss Saturday. Snow forces make-up day their department heads for by Angie Jennings authorization to schedule contributing writer additional make-up classes, according to an Academic Due to snow and ice, the Council memo. University designated Friday, The last time students had to May 1, which was formerly make up snow days was 1996, Reading Day, as an optional said Janet Smith, public relations make-up day. JMU canceled specialist for media relations. classes on two Wednesdays: Jan. "We had quite a bit of snow [in ED DYER/as.mtaiil photo editor 28 and Feb. 4. 1996]," she said. "Classes were Faculty can schedule make-up missed on the eighth, ninth and (U) Sophomore Michael Key kicks off his campaign for Harrisonburg City Council yesterday at Court classes on May 1. If faculty think tenth [of January) because of Square downtown while Virginia Green Party clerk Sherry Stanley and Bruce Busching, professor of sociolo- they need to schedule additional gy, look on. Key, a Green Party candidate, is the first JMU student to run for a council seat in 26 years. make up classes, they can contact see SHOW page 2 'v»t 2 Thursday, March 5, 1998 THE BREEZE Council. continued from page 1 public appearances and door-to- cal process is worth it, even if "The routes and times are very some lower lying areas causing things don't turn out the way he serious water damage to houses door visits. limited. The system is basically Rogers, one of the incumbent wants them to." "To the press alone, cltequered as underfunded." Key wants to and yards," he said. "This is Sophomore Bridgete Walsh because of an inadequate sewer council members Key is running it is with abuses, the world is bring this issue to the council's against, supports Key's intent to supports Key's decision to run. attention to generate more rev- system." indebted for all tlie triumplis run. "It's awesome that he wants to enue for the transportation sys- Key is also a small business do this, because anything's possj. which have been gained by supporter. "Small businesses pro- "I think it's great [that he s reason and humanity over error tem. running] even though he is so ble," she said. He also wants to fix the vide the lifeblood of the commu- and oppression." young, but that is what is so Sophomore Alissa Gardner water runoff problem that affects nity, and large corporate chains agrees. "He should go for it," she — James Madison take away from that feeling of great about this country, anyone some residents of Harrisonburg. can contribute," Rogers said. "I said. "It's always good to have a Editor Krister. Helss "Whenever it rains substan- community," he said. young opinion." Key will campaign through just hope he feels that the politi- Managing ediUr Laura L Wade tially, the valley will flood in Ads manager Erin M. Callaghan Tedmdogy manager Brian Hlgghw News editor Courtney A. Crowtey Snow. continued from page 1 News editor RobSpelrs Asst. news eiiilor normally been given as in-class Basically all my classes are AndMetzier snow and on the twelfth because political science. "Attendance caught up anyway." Opinion eititor KeBey Blassingame would be low, understandably, tests, so the class is made up." all the snow melted and resulted Freshman Jason Sims agreed Style editor Jim 'Vegas' Terp in flooding." [but] I don't _^______Saturday "I probably [wouldn't go]," he Focus editor Chris Kllmek Accordingly, JMU made keep said. "We've been doing double attendance classes Asst. style/finis editor Julan Walker Reading Day, two Saturdays in "i would [go] because aren't time [in classes] to catch up." Spwts editor Steven M. Trout February and one in March in class." But junior Carmen Mays said Dave music to Asst. sports editor Seth Burton make-up days in 1996, Smith Vm paying for college, she would attend weekend Pruett, the ears of Gipy editor Lisa Fox said. Faculty members made the classes. decision whether to require assistant some Plwto editor Jennifer Baker and Vm trying to make students. "I normally don't miss class," students to attend all other make- professor of Asst. pinto editor Ed Dyer "No, she said. "If they're rescheduled, updays. math, said /he grade. / I'd go." Grapliics editiir Thomas Scala But instructors have their own he has an it's not fair Adiisers Flip De Luca, alternative Anita Le for us to Freshman Anita Le said she opinions on whether or not to freshman would also attend classes. "I Alan NeckowiU, solution to _ be make up Saturdays. would [go] because I'm paying David Wendelken "Yeah, I think I would [have holding punished," for college, and I'm trying to class) just to catch up," said Scott class on Saturday. "Basically I've freshman Tiana Alexander said. , make the grade," she said. I lammond, assistant professor of given nighttime tests that have "It's not our fault it snowed.

Tlie Breeze is published Monday and Thursday mornings and distributed throughout James Eyes_ continued from page 1 Madison University and the local rlarrisonburg community. coordinator, said. The show expression of womanhood ... It's Comments and complaints should began with about 10 performers important that we celebrate the lx- addressed to Krister I fetes, ^li- ter. dancing down the aisles while women of our campus and sod* Mailing address: the audience responded with ety." The Breeze enthusiastic screams and Students had a variety of Gl Anthony-Seeder I (all applause. Numerous acts dealing reasons for offering their talents MSC6805 James Madison University with women's issues followed. to this program. Hood participat- Harrisonburg, Virginia 22807 Sophomore Tori Johnson ed in a "feminist-oriented" pro- read "I am a Black Woman," a gram last fall and when offered a E-Mail address: poem about the pride African - chance to perform in "Look the_ [email protected] ■ American women should have. Through the Eyes . . .," she Breeze Net: http://breeze.jmu.edu "Muslim Woman," read by accepted. senior Shabana Master, conveyed Hood's dramatic reading of An individual mav have one copy of The Breeze lor free. the same message to Muslim the poem, "If You Let Me Play," All subsequent COplBC05t23 women. was met with cheers and cents apiece. Junior Chrissy Villapando applause from the audience. read "My Mother is a Loser," "This program's purpose is to In The Breeze about the important role of reach out to the audience and housewives, while combating the send a message about what it's OPINION 10 stereotype that homemakers are like to be a woman nowadays FOCUSON 13 weak women. Hood said. Later in the program, junior Senior Christyl Lee con- STYLE 17 Carrie Hood, Villapando, sopho- tributed an original poem, SPORTS 25 more Sarah Greenleaf and sopho- "Dual-Me," to the show. COMICS 31 more Melissa Cruz read "Shows like this don't hap- CLASSIFIEDS 35 "Phenomenal Woman," a poem pen very often," she said. "It's by Maya Angelou, that urges great that this program could CLASSIFIEDS women to unite and be proud of help bring people together." the qualities that make them Junior Marketa Taylor How to place a classified: women, regardless of race. attended the show and said, "I've Come to The Breeze office Woods said she thinks this never seen anything like this. We weekdays between 8 a.m. tj pe of program allows students should have more shows like and 5 p.m. to see different perspectives [that this." Taylor also said she thinks Cost: $2.50 for the first 10 delinc'l what being a woman is all she gained "knowledge about words, $2 for each additional about." She also hopes this pro- [her] people as well as other eth- 10 words; boxed classified, gram will "help students to tune nicities." $10 per column inch. into multicultural issues and see Lee said, "(I attended the Deadlines: noon Friday for the kinds of oppression women show] because it's fun. " Taylor Monday issue, noon Tuesday face " said, "I'm a woman. Why would- for Thursday issue. Zebulun Davenport, director n't I come?" The program was Classifieds must be paid in of Multicultural Student Services sponsored jointly by the ALLYSON BOnKseHmrphtiionrdl^' advance in The Breeze office. said, "It's important that students Women's Resource Center and are exposed to such program- the Center for Multicultural Junior Chrissy Villapando reads "My Mother is a Loser," a poem that ming that provides a [unique] Student Services. combats the stereotype of weak housewives, at "Through the Eyes of a Woman" Tuesday night in GraftorvStovall Theatre. THE BREEZE Thurs., March 5, 1998 3 Student Ambassadors get new budget status Finance Committee 'terribly impressed' with group's promotions ofJMU by Marcia Apperson cially be able to attend college." The money helps students pay for tuition, fees, books, SGA reporter supplies and equipment. They are given to key leaders within student organizations. Senate granted Student Ambassadors front-end budget • Senate will award $500 to the junior with the highest status without debate at the Student Government GPA for the past six semesters. The three recipients will be Association meeting Tuesday in the Highlands Room. notified this week, SGA President April Roberts said. The Finance Committee decided the organization meets Their names won't be made public until then. four necessary criteria to be front-end budgeted, said • Applications for both the Honor Council and for the Finance Committee Chair Kristen Brannen. It has a cam- SGA Executive Boards are available in the SGA office. pus-wide impact, makes an impact on campus no other They are due March 22. All undergraduates are eligible to front-end budgeted group does, imparts skill, knowledge run for office. and education and has a wide and necessary impact the • The Student Services Committee recently sent sur- SGA contingency can't cover. veys to hall directors asking which channel students "[The Finance Committee] was terribly impressed that would like to see campus cable add. this organization showed JMU to 30,000 visitors last year," E!, ESPN2 and another movie channel are the most Brannen said. "We felt very strongly that no other organi- popular requests, according to the surveys. The survey zation got our name out in this way." results will go to Mike Woolman at Telecom, according to The Finance Committee said it's unreasonable to make committee co-chair Tory Jenkins. the organization continue to raise its dues because it meets • The Multi-Cultural Committee will sponsor front-end budget criteria. Student Ambassadors pay $10 Diversity Days April 6 - April 11. For more information, each semester in dues and plan to raise them to $15. New contact Sen. Tim Emry, multi-cultural committee chair in members are required to pay $45 their first semester. the SGA office. "The money isn't the question. The status is the ques- Forrest Parker, director of the center of multicultural tion," Brannen said. "We are here to determine that student services at Mary Washington College, will speak [Student Ambassadors) deserve this status." April 8 at at P.C. Ballroom at 7:00 p.m. Also at the meeting: Nicholas Cannon, a cultural diversity seminar presen- • Guest speaker Karen Mercer, University Center bud- ter from San Francisco, will speak April 9. After Cannon's get manager, spoke about Leadership Scholarship Awards. presentation, a panel will discuss diversity and then open "Leadership Scholarship Awards are grants made to the floor to responses and questions from the floor. LINDSAY MANNIsiuffphotogriipher students to further education," Mercer said. "If a lot of the (I to r) Chris Marchant and Chris Carter address SGA students weren't paid a scholarship,they wouldn't finan- see SGA page 9 srgptors about Diversity Days, to be held April 6-11. Honor Council shells out $900 for new honor code plaques copies in the entrances of buildings. Reed by Caroline McNicholas hopes the new plaques will serve as contributing writer reminders to students about following the underage consumption after suffering from honor code. by Neal Crovo Honor Council recently obtained $900 alcohol poisoning in Ikenberry Hall at 1:36 a.m. This year is the first year the honor from the Student Government Association code is not printed in the JMU Student police reporter Feb. 28. to purchase 20 framed copies of the honor Handbook because it's posted on the JMU An officer kept the semi-conscious student code to promote the honor system. Campus police report the following: alert with amonia capsules before the Rescue homepage instead, Reed said. "Over the past two years, [the Council] Squad arrived. The student was taken to "[The honor code is] not in the hand- has been trying to increase honor aware- Possession of Marijuana Rockingham Memorial Hospital for treatment. book yet [students] are bound by it," she • Amanda C. Payne, 18, of Charlottesville, and ness and promote academic integrity," said. The summer orientation staff doesn't Katherine E. Lanza, 18, of Reston, were arrested said Tristie Reed, honor council vice presi- allow Honor Council to give presentations Underage Possession of Alcohol dent. and charged with possession of marijuana in • Ryan P. Haynes, 20, of Moorestown, NJ, was on the honor code to incoming freshmen Hillside Hall at 8:45 p.m. March 1. arrested and charged with underage possession because of time limitations. of alcohol at the corner of Bluestone Drive and Freshman Hina Ansari said, "I had no Underage Possession of Alcohol/ Carrier Drive at 12:50 a.m. Feb. 28. clue that anything existed on the honor Possession of Fake ID/ • Jennifer B. Reavis, 19, of Chesapeake, was ...any money spent is code." Possession of Fake and arrested and charged with underage possession Honor Council Investigator Jennifer Remanufactured Operator's of alcohol at Weaver Hall at 3:20 a.m. March 1. worth it to raise Yates said, "We don't have enough aware- Licenses >> ness on this campus, and I think any • Patrick M. Ebel, 19, a non-student of Chevy Underage Consumption of awareness. money spent is worth it if it'll raise aware- Chase, MD, was arrested and charged with Alcohol ness." Jennifer Yates Some students disagree. underage possession of alcohol, possession of a • Two students were judicially charged with Honor Council investigator fake ID and possession of fake and underage consumption of alcohol at the Junior Susan Hill said, "There's other remanufactured operator's licenses in the southside of Bridgeforth Stadium at 2:44 a.m. things we need to put our money into Commons at 1:37 a.m. March 1. Feb. 28. besides plaques." Honor Council will hang the plaques at • A student was judicially charged with Senior Matthew Baldwin said, "I Possession of a Fictitious the entrance of every academic building, already have a copy [of the honor code] in underage consumption of alcohol at the comer of Carrier Library and Sonner Hall. Operator's License/Underage Bluestone Drive and Carrier Drive at 12:50 a.m. my student handbook." Possession of Alcohol Feb. 28. The plaques, which cost $45 each, are Hill said the framed honor code in different from framed copies hanging in • Michael J. Larkin, 18, of Centerport, NY, was • Two students were judicially charged with classrooms won't remind her about cheat- arrested and charged with possession of a most classrooms now. The new copies are ing. "I already, know not to cheat," she underage consumption of alcohol after being about 18" by 21" with a black matte sur- fictitious operator's license and underage observed shaking a university sign at Godwin said. "The fact [the plaques] are there does- rounding the preface to the honor system possession of alcohol in Huffman Hall at 1:30 Hall at 2:39 a.m. March 1. n't change my attitude. I still think cheat- am. March 1. and a list of 17 honor code violations. ing's wrong." • Two students were judicially charged with The $45 covers the cost of the frames, underage possession of alcohol during a concert Most professors have students sign an not the Honor Code document within the Alcohol Poisoning/Underage at the Convocation Center at 8:40 p.m. March. 1. honor pledge on all tests and some assign- Consumption frame. ments, Hill said. "Signing the honor • A student was judicially charged with see POLICE page 9 Current honor code plaques are about pledge is a reminder," she said. "It keeps 8" by 10" and are placed in classrooms. me accountable [and is] a little bit more The new plaques will replace outdated intimate than that sign on the wall." 4 Thursday, March 5, 1998 THE BREEZE (hfoCocaust (Remembrance (Day Darkness Before Dawn: The voices are gone, but the memory still lives on March 16,1998

• 9:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. Display in P.C. Ballroom ./ 10:00 a.m. - 6:30 p.m. Readings of victims' names, short stories and poems on the commons

6:30 p.m. Candlelight vigil on the commons

7:00 p.m. Guest Speaker/Holocaust Survivor: Tania Rozmaryn in Grafton-Stovall Theatre Reception to follow in Taylor 306 —

Sponsored by JMU Hillel and UPB. Special thanks to International Hillel, Holocaust Remembrance Day Committee, SGA and the students and faculty of JMU. *Also come see the movie Bent on Thursday, March 19 All events are free and open to the public. Brought to you by Hillel Counselorship. Any questions? Call Carrie Schiff at 432-0809. THE BREEZE Thursday, March 5, 1998 5 U.S. News & World Report ranks JMU program Graduate speech pathology department placed among top 50 in nation, beats out other state schools success to good faculty, adminis- clinical experience. The network "Interestingly enough, [the faculty positions, student fund- by Natalie Yacoub tration and students. "A lot [of also includes professors' col- faculty] have been around long ing [and getting] what [is need- contributing writer faculty] have been here for 20 leagues in the speech pathology enough that some of our former ed] to build department laborato- years," he said. field. students are now in a position ry space, clinical space." U.S. News & World Report JMU is one of only seven Runyan said having such where they can [help out stu- Kristin Wehrmeister, graduate recently ranked JMU's speech ranked graduate school dents]," Runyan said. student in the program, said pro- pathology graduate program 41st programs that doesn't "When you've been fessors are helpful. "You can go out of the top 50 schools in the have a doctoral pro- Larger schools usually get here for twenty years to them for specific questions," nation. gram. JMU offers a you've built up that she said. While JMU's undergraduate master's degree. Plans fa preStige, [but] it doeSH I type of loyalty and con- Lesley Otts, a speech patholo- programs consistently rank high are in the works for a * ° ■ J nection. gy graduate student said she in U.S. Nexv's surveys, this is the Margaret Dixon, a thinks the ranking will bring doctoral program mean theyy [have]J the better first time a JMU graduate pro- Runyan said the f^ graduate student in the recognition to the program. gram has been ranked so highly. program was a con- program, said, "That "Larger schools usually get Even though other universities centration originally program. [ranking] means th.it the prestige," she said. "[But] it in-state offer graduate-level designed to help Lesley Otts we are doing really doesn't mean they [have] the bet- speech pathology programs, women pursue teach- speech pathology graduate student well. ter program." jMU's speech pathology program ing careers. But the Runyan attributes the Senior speech pathology was the only one offered in speech pathology department well-established faculty that have program's success to the admin- major Jennifer Davide said stu- Virginia that made the top 50 list. grew over roughly 20 years. The been teaching at JMU for 20 years istration. "The administration has dents involved in the speech Charles Runyan, speech alumni of the program formed an helps the students get practicum been terrifically supportive of pathology field often deal with pathology acting department unofficial network to assist cur- placements in real world estab- [the program]," he said. "They've people who have suffered from head, attributes the program's rent JMU students in gaining lishments. supported [the program] with strokes or speech disorders. Time celebrates 75th anniversary in style table with Gorbachev and Sophia Loren, AP/newsfinder toasted DiMaggio, who was sitting near- news service by. "Joe DiMaggio wasn't just a ball play- NEW YORK — With all the tuxes and er, he was, he is, a man for all seasons," toasts, it was hard to tell who didn't show Costner said after a dinner of lamb and up at Time magazine's 75th birthday bash. truffles. Small wonder — it's a short list. Actor Tom Cruise toasted Muhammad In a star-studded gala any organizer Ali as a man who "promised to handcuff would be proud of, the rich mingled with lightning and jail thunder . . . who elevat- the powerful at Radio City Music Hall on ed exaggeration to new heights. He was Tuesday night including some 1,200 our Cyrano. We had many kings of histo- celebrities and intellectuals, scientists and ry but only one Ali." politicians and ^^^__^^^^_ Ali wasn't the only actors and writers (i boxer in the house — from comic film- Tonight, Time Evander Holyfield maker Mel was there, too. Brooks to Mikhail Mary Tyler Moore Gorbachev. magazine has paid paid tribute to her President Bill fellow TV comic, the Clinton was there. tribute to the time it not late Lucille Ball, who So were Monica Ti me's cover Lewinsky's only observed but helped &*<**fn 1952. lawyer and for- "It wasn't TV that mer Clinton to create. made Lucille Ball, it adviser Dick Bill Clinton was Lucille Ball who Morris, who was president of the United States made TV," Moore embroiled in his said. own sex scandal last year. Some of the Though Lewinsky's lawyer, William Kennedys were there, too, and so were GinsburgAvas there, the former White former baseball star Joe DiMaggio and House intern featured on a recent Time medically assisted suicide advocate Jack cover was not invited. Kevorkian, conservative minister Jerry Time was launched in 1923 by two Yale Falwell and Nation of Islam leader Louis students, Luce and Briton Hadden, as "a Farrakhan, Raquel Welch and Nobel Peace brief, readable chronicle of significant Prize laureate Elie Wiesel — even Bill events." Gates made it after a day of testimony on Over the years, the price of the New Capitol Hill about his Microsoft Corp. York-based weekly went from 15 cents to "Tonight, Time magazine has paid trib- $2.95 as it grew into one of the magazine ute to the time it not only observed, but industry's leaders in circulation and helped to create — the 100 stunning years advertising revenue. that your founder Henry Luce so unfor- It now claims more than 31 million \NC,¥A.,\COSr\N7.M.UaJ]-plwioKrapher gettably called the American Century," readers in 210 countries, and ranked third Easy does it! Clinton said. last year in magazine ad revenue with Junior art major Jamie Wood constructs ceramic vessels during a workshop There was a series of toasts by the $533.2 million. The weekly circulation is in Duke Hall Friday afternoon. The workshop was part of the annual Wampler famous to the famous. more than 4 million, mostly by subscrip- professorship, conducted by Roy Seiber, visiting art historian of African art. Actor Kevin Costner, who shared a tion. 6 Thursday, March 5, 1998 THE BREEZE Need a Summer i£ Last Chance Before job in the Burg? SI SPRING BREAK! Don't want a desk job? Be A Facilities Assistant!

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Fainnouat Park (Philadelphia, ************** 8,700 * EARTH meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 305,5 p.m. Griffith Park (Lo Angeles) ********** 4,2 18 it Fellowship and dinner, Wesley Foundation, 5:30 p.m. 8 Details: Ben, 434-3490. Eagie Creek Park (Indianapolis) |||||||| 3,800 it Fellowship and praise, sponsored by Baptist Student Alw j\^ ^F /JS ■■ Union, BSU Center, 5:30 p.m. Details: BSU Center, Pelham Bay Park (Bronx, tf.Y.) **** 2,764 434-6822. it Madison Mediators meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 402, Mission Bay Park (San Diego) ** 2,300 6 p.m. Details: Jessica, x7557. it New Life Singers, Wesley Foundation, 7 p.m. Details: Y V:' *Uuul acreage lor passive or active recreation. Ben, 434-3490. Excludes water acreage, land used only for space ;J> * NAACP meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 306,7 p.m. preservation Source: USA Today it JMU Concerto Competition Finals, sponsored by the School of Music, Wilson Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. Details: THOMAS SCALAIgraphics editor X6863. ^^2' it Folk Group practice, sponsored by Catholic Campus ■. • • • • • •. • Ministry, CCM House, 7:30 p.m. Details: Christina, f.; !•••»• 5 564-0871. ^0&^^ it Prime Time, sponsored by Campus Crusade for Christ, Warren Campus Center, Highlands Room, 7:45 p.m. * The Bygones perform at the Artful Dodger, 8 p.m. Details: x7140. ft^f it Young Democratic Socialists meeting, Warren Hall, Teen abortions decrease since parental Allegheny Room, 8 p.m. Details: Josh 574-1991. New Zealand lawsuit asks "Monty" * Bible study, Wesley Foundation, 8:15 p.m. Details: Ben, makers to bare all about origin of film notification law passed five months ago 434-3490. LOS ANGELES — With the Oscars just weeks away, RICHMOND — Girls under age 18 got about 20 two New Zealand playwrights have sued the producers, percent fewer abortions in Virginia in the first five FRIDAY writer and director of the popular Academy Award- months of the state's new parental notification law, nominated film "The Full Monty" for allegedly according to preliminary statistics from the state it Rosary Group, sponsored by Catholic Campus plagiarizing a play about a group of unemployed men Department of Health and abortion clinics. Ministry, CCM House, 7:15 a.m. and 10:15 a.m. Details: staging a striptease act. Figures compiled by the Health Department and The Kara, 433-5340. The playwrights, Andrew McCarten and Stephen Washington Post show that teenagers 17 or younger got it JMU Breakdance Club meeting, Godwin Hall, rm. 137, Sinclair, claimed in a lawsuit filed Monday in federal about 700 abortions from the time parental notification 4:30 p.m. Details: Kevork, 434-6989. court in Los Angeles that the film's basic premise, its took effect in July 1997 through November. During the setting in the economically strapped north of England same months in 1996, that group had 903 abortions. •* Bible study, sponsored by BSU, BSU Center, 7 p.m. and some character development were drawn from their The law, similar to notification or consent laws in 29 Details: BSU Center, 434-6822. 1987 play "Ladies Night." other states, requires minor girls to tell a parent before An attorney for the film's producer, Fox Searchlight getting an abortion. They also have the option of getting Pictures, dismissed the charge as an attempt to cash in on permission from a judge, but clinic directors across the SATURDAY the commercial success of the sleeper hit of 1997, which state say few girls have taken advantage of that option. Abortion foes hailed the numbers as a sign of changing SPRING BREAK was nominated for best picture, best director, best scone and best original screenplay. attitudes. "It seems like these days, almost every film has this kind "It's quite phenomenal," said Fiona Givens, a spokes- of claim," said the attorney, Bert Fields. He said he would person for the Virginia Society for Human Life. "It's a SUNDAY 8 win-win situation for everybody: for the families, because SPRING BREAK advise his clients not to settle. Although claims of copyright infringement are common the girls are not aborting the babies in secret, and for in Hollywood, the stakes in this case are unusually high, Planned Parenthood, because they're always looking tor both because of "Monty-"'s rare financial success and its ways to curb teen pregnancy and abortion." Send Duke Days information contention for several Oscars. But other observers suggest that Virginia girls may still Such claims also typically involve material submitted to be getting abortions without notifying their parents by in writing filmmakers; in this case the basis of the claim is a play that traveling to Washington, DC, for the procedure. to Audi Metzler, was widely performed. "It just means that the Virginia General Assembly has assistant news editor. The playwrights named Fox Searchlight, its parent accomplished its true purpose, which is not to benefit Twentieth Century Fox Film Corp., Redwave Films, young women but to stop them from getting abortions in The Breeze, Gl Simon Beaufoy — who wrote the film — and director Virginia," said Simon Heller of the Center for Anthonv-Seefier Peter Cattaneo. ' Reproductive Law and Policy in New York. MSC 6805 JMU — AP/newsfinder news service — AP/newsfinder news service Harrisonbur&UA 2280? Drop it off at The Breeze office or fax it to 568-6736. information is run on a Preview Coming soon to The Breeze. .. space-available basis. Focus: Senior Eric Payne graduating in May after 11 years as an undergraduate. Style: Coverage of the grand opening of Mainstreet Bar & Grill. ^^^^ /' 8 Thursday, March 5, 1998 THE BREEZE stuck in the burg this SUMMER for a class? how about a resume BOOSTER? how about COMPETITIVE wages & opportunity for advancement? how about an AWARD winning facility?

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Police Log continued from page 3

Burglary Row at 1O.30 p.m. March 2. • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole keys, wallets, cash and other personal items from Failure to Comply With an Official unlocked room while the victims were asleep in Blue Request Ridge Hall between 2:50 and 3 a.m. March 2. • A student was judicially charged with failure to comply with an official request at Weaver Hall at Grand Larceny 3:20 am March 1. • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole keys and a wallet containing credit cards from an unsecured and Unauthorized Use of Motor Vehicle unattended locker in the University Recreation • A student reportedly failed to return another Center between 4 and 5 p.m. Feb. 28. student's car at the appointed hour and didn't return the car to Weaver Hall until between 5 p.m. Feb. 27 Petty Larceny and 2:50 p.m. Feb. 28. • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole a front Charges are pending an investigation. Colorado license, plate No. PBJ8396, from a vehicle in X-tot at 1 p.m. March 2. Fire Alarm • Smoke exhausted outside was pulled into the ALEX VESSELS/staffphotographer Grill Fire building air handling system and activated the alarm • A gas grill flared up when the hose that in Harrison Hall at 3:07 p.m. Feb. 28. Riding the wave connected the gas bottle and the grill leaked in X-lot • Unidentified individuals reportedly cooked steaks Fellow audience members whisk a student into the air during the Wyclef concert by Mauck Stadium at 1:06 a.m. Feb. 28. and activated a heat detector in Frederikson Hall at Sunday in the Convocation Center. See story page 18-19. Concessions personnel put out the fire with a fire 707 p.m. Feb. 28. extinguisher. • Molten aluminum reportedly ignited and released irritant fumes in an art studto in Harrison Hall at 222 SGA Destruction of Public Property p.m. Feb. 27. The Harrisonburg Fire Department continued from page 3 • Unidentified individuals allegedly pulled a shrub responded with the hazardous materials team. There will be an ethnic fashion show in • Senate unanimously passed a bill to out of the ground by the tower level of Frye Building P.C. Ballroom April 10. give service fraternity Omega Psi Phi between 11 p.m. Feb. 27 and 10:10 a.m. Feb. 28. Number of drunk in public charges since June 4:62 • Senate allocated Inter-Varsity $1,400 for a meeting in Richmond and a • Unidentified individuals allegedly threw a rock Number of tickets given between Feb. 24 and March Christian Fellowship $2,431 for a sound meeting in New Orleans. through a window in the Steam Plant near Greek 2:912 system. • Senate allocated $986 to Hillel for IV will use the system for speakers and Israel Day and Holocaust Remembrance III I I I I I I I I I I 1 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I 11 I 11 music at its meetings. Day publicity materials and expenses. • Senate allocated $1,306 to Student • Senate allocated $3,000 each to Inter- The next issue otThe Breeze Minority Outreach to help pay for African- Fraternity Council and Panhellenic u>l be March 23. American Prospective Student Weekend. Council for their reserve accounts. • Senate allocated Amnesty Inter- They will use the money to buy two Have a tun. safe Sprini Break! national $335 for speakers, videos and computers and one printer and the two 11 I I I I I I 11 I I 11 I 11 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I 11 11 l-H- publicity material. organizations will share.

Tell mom most of what you,j re up to. 1-800-COLLECT 10 Thursday, March 5, 1998 THE BREEZE

Face Off: Eagle Hall Sober Fest Sobriety events wont help heavy "Sober Fest Week" beneficial for drinkers, only help students not at risk residents, promotes positive example —Jed Wisniewski — Amy Naff We all know one of the major extra-curricular The ongoing attempt to deter underage drinking is surfacing again as Eagle Hall sponsors a sobriety activities in college is drinking, whether you re underage or not. 1 can't count the number of week this week for its residents. The question that arises from these attempts to encourage sobriety is times I've heard the cry of "beer pong, third floor, 15 min- whether these programs are necessary or effective. To utes" at 3 a.m. determine their effectiveness, one first must understand This activity causes concern among college authorities, the effects of a sobriety program like Sober Fest on the two especially Eagle Hall resident adviser Michelle Hoosty. Hoosty got the idea for "Sober Fest Week," a pledge general types of drinkers. Dart,.. On one hand, some people occasionally drink without not to drink for a week. Only 80 out of 450 residents any particular pattern. These students may drink on^ signed the pledge. This small percentage may look discouraging to some, but for a first-year A "right-reaction-wrong-method" dart to the any given week, and the effects of abstinence program, the results aren't bad. Maybe student who used Darts and Pats instead of the JMU from alcohol are little to none. The influ- these results will improve signifi- honor system to deal with cheating in a biology class ence of Sober Fest on these people is dependent on how strongly they feel. cantly over time.. Sent in by a professor who thinks.your anger could I can see where some would have been vented more effectively. If students believe it's a good idea, say this pledge shouldn't be nec- they might make sobriety a lifestyle. essary because Eagle residents are But, if they don't feel they have a underage anyway. problem, the effects of a sobriety However, we all know that col- Pat... event will be little or none. lege students are going to drink no The second type of drinkers are matter how old they are. In police log for those whom a sobriety week seeks to influ- A "what-would-I-do-without-you?" pat to the The Breeze, there's almost always an arrest for ence. These people drink on a regular basis. students who helped me out last Thursday afternoon. Sober Fest could have two possible outcomes for these underage consumption of alcohol. I think "Sober Fest Week" is an admirable attempt to Sent in by a student whose convertible wasn 't quite individuals. They could pay little attention to a sobriety so cool when it broke down in the middle of Port week because they like to get intoxicated together; the encourage sobriety. Students who participate in the influence of close friends could outweigh any influence of pledge got to attend special programs and received other Republic Road. the event. The second outcome of Sober Fest on heavy benefits, such as free pool at the Corner Pocket. However, drinkers is that it will have the reverse effect of its goal, it's sad we have to resort to bribery for people not to possibly leading drinkers to increased drinking to prove drink. Dart... they have authority over what they can and can't do. "Sober Fest Week" is beneficial to the participants for a number of reasons. They'll be sober to study for midterms, Sobriety events can have a minimal effect on those A "find-your-own-seat" dart to the two students involved. Those whom Sober Fest can most affect are the can avoid injury and other humiliating experiences and ones who need it the least. Sober Fest is an unnecessary meet new people at one of the special programs. But the who repeatedly stole two small children's seats at event because even though Eagle residents can't drink best thing about "Sober Fest Week" is there's more beer Sunday's Wyclef concert. legally anyway, for those that do it won't produce any sig- for everyone else. Sent in by an usher who was disgusted by your "Sober Fest Week" is a good idea, and it was some- nificant change in behavior. I appreciate the motives behavior. behind Sober Fest, but when it comes to accomplishing what effective. We should commend Hoosty and many goals,the event tends to fail. other people for their efforts.

fed Wisniewski is a freshman SMAD motor. Amu Naff is a freshman SMAD major. Pat...

A "way-to-make-a-difference" pat to the participants of Alternative Spring Break programs. ?£V5^L IMVp£T1(SftTOR^ Sent in by a student who is impressed by your to& ArreMFriMfi. ~T° motivation to spend a week challenging yourselves "DETaeMJUe- U)H£WEG- Ml while helping others.

/TO £CTA"SUSH ft jA^ofo^ Dart... A "thanks-for-the-warning" dart to the apartment in Hunter's Ridge that played fun patrol last Saturday night and called in a noise violation without warning. Sent in by two financially challenged students who didn 't appreciate the additional fee. Pat...

A "thanks-for-the-generosity" pat to Kurt in the JMU Bookstore, who bought my film. Kristen Heiss .. . editor Laura L. Wade . . . managing editor Editorial Policy Sent in by a student who thought she 'd lost her Kellcy M. Btossingame . . . opinion editor wallet and was grateful for your gesture. Letters to the editor should be no more than 500 words, columns should he no more than 800 words, and both wdl be published on a space available basts. They must be delivered to The Breeze by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. The Breeze reserve* the right to edit for clarity and space. Darts & Pats are submitted anonymously and printed on a The opinions in this section do not necessarily teflcct the opinion of the newspaper, space-available basis. Submissions are based upon one person s this staff, ox James Madison University. opinion of a given situation, person or event and do not necessarily reflect the truth. ^m OP/ED THE BREEZE Thursday, March 5, 1998 11 Growing up means shifting priorities How many of us remember the care- nized my life, under my parent's watchful of their own pockets. These students seem find out for themselves. They have to learn free days of our youths? I remem- eye, of course. Then I came to JMU. My to understand that they will get out of that a lasting relationship will not result ber being a child and sitting by my chance to do things my way ... or so it their education what they put into it: hard from a drunken hook up. They have to grandmother's Christmas tree, praying I'd seemed. work and dedication. learn that they are wasting their time and never get old enough to ask Santa Claus Many of us relish the fact that we are I'm not saying classroom education is money on alcohol when they could be con- for boring gifts like clothing and kitchen- away from home and the sometimes scru- the only place where lessons are learned at centrating on expanding their minds while ware. I thought my older brother and sis- tinizing eyes of our families. We exercise college. In fact, I'm championing the they have the chance. Life is full of oppor- ter must be very disappointed because, our freedom by taking road trips and par- opposite. I think tunities to get drunk; instead of toys, sweaters and toasters wait- tying until all hours of the night, some- many of life's most college only happens ed for them under the tree. times even on school nights because there important lessons Repose once for most people. However, I also remember being very is no one here to tell us we can't. Some of are learned in resi- Rather than an excuse impatient to be a "grown-up." I dreamed us go to extremes though, drinking our- dence halls and off- to act irresponsibly, of the time when I could be independent selves within an inch of our lives, while campus apartment I've seen college as a and do whatever I wanted, whenever I others experiment with drugs. We forget complexes — test of my character wanted. I just figured I could do this while about priorities and responsibilities. We lessons of modera- — Laura L. Wade and upbringing. I con- still playing with My Little Ponies. feel we've earned the right to act irrespon- tion and morality. sidered what it would I've grown up in spite of myself, and I sibly because we are in college. Sure, there are be like to party three or now beg Santa for those boring gifts I once Some of us forget our parents shell out many ways to grow as a person; partying four nights a week. I thought about how hoped I'd never need. But being "adult" anywhere between $8,000 and $15,000 so and being social are two of these. But much more fun I could have if I didn't go isn't what I imagined it would be like, and we can get an education here, and we there's a huge difference between getting to my classes and do my homework. But I there are things like responsibility and pri- sleep through class and fudge assign- together with a bunch of friends to talk, knew I would only be cheating myself and ority lurking around every corner. ments; we do just enough to get by hang out and have a few beers and getting my parents, who sacrifice daily so I can Sometimes I long for the simpler days. because we aren't willing to sacrifice our together with a bunch of friends to get attend this institution, if I followed When I was five years old, the biggest amazing social lives. We figure this is the wasted. In my three years here, I haven't through with these behaviors. I realized I decisions I had to make were what colors only time we will be this free. Some of us once seen anything good come out of get- wasn't as free as I once thought I was. to paint my kindergarten artwork and learn the hard way that nothing is as it ting plastered. I've seen people hurt them- Growing up made me look at things whether I should play outside or stay seems. There are penalties for this behav- selves and others. I've seen people destroy differently and with more forethought. If I inside to watch Sesame Street axtd Mr. ior. Some parents stop paying for school. their lives, allowing alcohol to plan their could justify acting this way, wasting Rogers instead. As I left pig-tails behind Some students are kicked out because of weekends and work schedules. money on alcohol, etc., why couldn't my and began to deal with homework and poor grades. But in all of this, the most eye-opening parents justify spending their hard-earned extra-curricular activities, the nasty world Of course, there are other students who thing I've figured out is there's no point in of priorities began to dictate how I orga- work night and day to pay for school out telling friends these things. They have to see REPOSE page 12

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Blue Ridge Hall residents don't enjoy in large part to an outstanding resident adviser staff and eral club memberships and hold a 15- to 20-hour a week extremely mature residents. job. Let us be clear that the editorial states only "some" same privileges as on-campus freshmen Despite all of the challenges that Blue Ridge residents students have such demanding schedules. This presum- To the Editor have faced this year, I believe they've come through this ably means that many students have much fewer I would like the JMU community to stop for a moment experience with a mature attitude and a positive experi- demands on their time. If we are going to compare these and consider life from my freshmen residents' perspective ence with the Blue Ridge Hall staff and hallmates. The ultra-involved students with athletes, it's important to rec- at Blue Ridge Hall. Their first experiences with JMU have community within our residence hall is extremely strong, ognize that these students do not represent all students. been decidedly different from other freshmen experiences. and we all know and trust one another. There are very few One thing to consider when looking at workloads is On-campus freshmen have had the opportunity to live in behavioral problems in our hall because each resident that nearly all athletes take 15 to 18 credits per semester, residence halls on official JMU grounds. respects the community, staff and the responsibility that the exact same as regular students. Athletes also partici- we have for one another. We may be "FARFRUMKAM- pate in clubs and jobs (to a lesser extent) and find time for PUS," as our popular hall T-shirt reads, but we've made hours of practice each day. Athletes clearly have at least as our hall a home. much work as the ultra-involved regular students. Blue Ridge residents don't feel entitled to special bene- Don't forget that competitions typically keep the stu- fits but want increased awareness of their living situation. dent-athlete on the road for more than a day at a time; it's They have sought reparations for a housing situation that extremely difficult to get much schoolwork done on these they deem insufficient and incomparable to on- campus trips. Student-athletes are forced to complete all their accommodations but don't really expect to have their schoolwork in fewer days per week than regular students. wishes granted. In addition, there are several incorrect and misin- Rather, they want to try to make things better for fresh- formed statements made about athlete-academic benefits. men placed here in the 1998-'99 school year. I applaud One example of this is, "JMU permits student-athletes to The reality of a Blue Ridge resident is getting up an their efforts and support them in their struggle to be register before the entire student body." This statement hour and one-half before class to catch the bus to campus, heard. Please listen with an open mind and sympathetic claims that all student-athletes register before all other stu- while most freshmen enjoy the luxury of rolling out of bed ear. dents, which is false. Student-athletes do register earlier ten minutes before class and sliding into the back row. My than their credit-peers, but freshmen student-athletes residents must plan their lives around the bus schedule Melissa Leecy would never register before older student-athletes. and often don't get to return to their rooms between class- Blue Ridge Hall director It's also important to remember the registrar's office es or attend campus activities because a nap isn't worth determines registration dates — not the Athletic the travel time. Editorial makes broad assumptions, Department. Early registration is available for many Blue Ridge residents also deal with many safety issues misrepresents athletes, students groups on campus, such as disabled and Honors Program that on-campus residents probably don't think about on a students. The Athletic Department is only a small partici- regular basis. Campus cadets have refused to walk or To the Editor: pant in a much larger, campus-wide process. drive my residents home late at night because they say I'm writing in response to the house editorial in the The editorial is also filled with broad assumptions that our hall isn't part of campus and not on their official March 2, 1998 Breeze titled, "Students, athletes do equal about the utilization of student-athlete privileges. One of rounds. If Blue Ridge residents miss the last bus after mid- work." As a member of the cross-country and track teams, these is, "Student-athletes probably rarely need overrides night because they're in an on-campus computer lab, they I take umbrage to the editorial's statement that the credit for classes, and they can choose cream-of-the-crop profes- face the possibility of walking two miles home along for a high student-athlete graduation rate is due in greater sors." The editorial claims, "It's doubtful that student-ath- University Boulevard, which has inadequate sidewalks part to the efforts of the athletic academic support system letes ever experience such dilemmas." Let me assure read- and lighting. Each day that there are no injuries or safety than the individual efforts of student-athletes themselves. ers that student-athletes require overrides quite frequently concerns reported from my residents is a day I'm truly The editorial states some students have as tough a thankful for. I feel we've been very fortunate this year due schedule as athletes because they take 15 credits, have sev- . see LETTERS page 12 12 Thursday, March 5, 1998 THE BREEZE

The Opinion Section is Repose Letters continued from page 11 continued from page 11 looking for an artist to parents justify spending their hard-earned money on their own creature-comforts like a new house and new dothes LETTERS TO flrffi EDITOR instead of my education? I know many students would be draw house outraged if their parents refused to pay for their education and instead bought kegs and narcotics with the money. despite the advantage of early registration. In the same respect, I get outraged when I hear people Early registration eases the task of fitting classes editorial/political cartoons talking about how drunk they got the night before, how around practice, but it by no means solves it completely. they overslept and missed their class and how drunk they To the uninformed observer, it would appear that earl) for the 1998^99 school plan on getting again. registration lets student-athletes choose the top professors, I get angry when I hear people talking about how their but actually, our practice schedules inhibit class and pro parents haven't sent them rent money but they had a fessor choice. year. Please submit a kickin' keg party the night before. Seems to me if you can As for personal tutoring services for average students, waste money on a keg, you can be responsible for paying they're not free like they are for student-athletes but arc cover letter, resume and your own rent. Students need to realize that beer and available at about $6 to 8 an hour. Writing and language chips are secondary to electricity, water and bread. labs are open to all and cost nothing to attend. How many students would willingly send their beer Several things in this editorial offended me, but the five samples to: money home to their parents so they could have a nice most vexing is the one framed in the center of the article. It dinner out somewhere? How many students would send reads, "When we consider the advantages and resources home the money they are spending on spring break trips given to student-athletes, it's a wonder they aren't gradu- The Breeze so their parents could take a well-deserved vacation? ating at even higher percentages." My fellow student-ath- How many of us would sacrifice for our parents like letes and I spend between 25 and 40 hours a week busting Opinion Editor they have for us? Would we forego new clothes and our tails for JMU teams. But our remedial newspaper Twinkies for them? Furthermore, how many students are highlighted that a graduation rate of 84 percent (topping willing to admit that they have allowed their priorities and both other Virginia schools and the general JMU popula- G1, Anthony-Seeger Hall responsibilities to slip away in favor of all-night parties tion) is amazingly low because of two advantages we have and random hook ups? over the general student body. To the editors of The Breczi MSC 6805 Being at JMU doesn't give us the excuse to do things thanks for your support. our way. It gives us the education we need to realize that Perhaps this editorial would have been more conviiu we cannot always do things our way and that we must ing and legitimate if its authors had thoroughly James Madison University grow up. t researched the topic on which they wrote. Deadline: Friday, March 27 Laura Wade is a junior mass communication and English Stacey Donohue double major and the managing editor. She thanks her parents junior for all the knv and support they )\ave given her. history

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And They Ask Us Why We Drink MEGAN ROSS takes a hard look at the recent spate of underage-buyer stings. The truth, she finds, is not as simple as A,B,C. • illustration by SCOTT TROBAUGH

The tap on the Bud keg had ed directly over a darker spot on the vice in exchange for a clean record was a explained in the story. "Apparently, he got just broken five minutes ago, photo. better trade than expensive legal fees and served. I think he waited until the bouncer Chili's Southwest Bar and Feeling reassured by the stubble on his no guaranteeof acquittal. looked away for the moment and then Grill buzzed with the noise customer's chin, Stoner handed the II) But Stoner is not alone in expressing went to the bar. of a typical Friday night back to the man and pulled down a glass. feelings of doubt concerning ABC proce- "1 don't know if ABC staked us out or crowd, ancf orders for drinks dures. Some establishment owners feel what," Baur said. "If it had been 15 min- were coming fast. Stoner is no longer a bartender at they were "staked out," as one manager utes later, he wouldn't have gotten in at "Bud draft, please," asked a gentleman Chili's — he was fir A on the spot at put it. all. It was at that time of night that we sitting at the bar. 11:15 that night, when Alcohol The Jan. 22 issue of The Breeze reported were still serving dinner." Jason Stoner, the only bartender on Beverage Control agents returned to that four local bars and restaurants were JM's owner John Waterman said in the shift that night, nodded his head toward inform the management that their bar had charged with non-compliance, including article that their policy is "to card heavily," the Bud keg tap as he poured a beer for been the subject of an undercover sting. Chili's, The Blue Foxx Cafe, Spanky's asking for two IDs even if there is "one another customer. The ex-bartender was charged with a Class Delicatessen and JM'sGrill. one-hundredth of a-doubt." That policy "Busted tap. Bud light okay?" 1 misdemeanor selling alcohol to an In the Breeze story, Blue Foxx owner kept JM's out of ABC trouble for one-and- "Sure," said the man who Stoner fig- underage buyer. Craig Baur was quoted as saying that he a-half years, yet the Jan. 16-17 sting proved ured was probably in his mid-to-early Alone, Stoner's protests about ABC's thought the sting was "a bit underhand- ABC agents have found a way to slip t\\ enties. To double-check, he asked for an procedure, specifically his observations ed." Haur said thai the agent approached through the cracks. I.D. The man handed over his Virginia dri- about the photo I.D. and older appearance the bouncer and was carded, then told to ver's license, and Stoner looked first at the of the agent he served, could easily be dis- leave because he was underage. The agent Like Baur. Stoner also questions the photo. missed as nothing more than angry words told the bouncer that he was only going to ABC's timing — "not that am time It wasn't a profile shot, but it wasn't from a disgruntled employee. meet some friends for dinner. is a good time when you are busy," fully face front either. The date on the "If I wanted to fight it, I probably could So our bouncer told him he could go Stoner savs. "Let's just say they had fun hologram appeared to read 1976, although have [in court]," Stoner says. But Stoner in but that he couldn't drink and that he with this one It was on a Friday night, it it was difficult to see because it was print- decided that 20 hours of community ser- would have to leave by 9 p.m.," Baur see DRINK page 15 14 Thursday, March 5, 1998 THE BREEZE

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— THE BREEZE Thursday, March 5. 1998 17 Zirkle House hosts psychedelic extravaganza byIw Jennifer lonnifni- CiH»MSimmonsn_n ^—T^^^^M^^^^^^^»^ piece of art, senior model Jenny staff writer Luu says, "1 don't even know what to say. It's so much fun." Take 13 models, dress them Junior, Sarah Hunt flashed a as outrageous drag queens, blue-lipped smile and said of put them in a small room modeling Carter's designs, "It's wall papered with tin foil, col- divine!" She proceeded to dance ored cellophane and paintings, around the room in her long, pale serve everyone a Lucky Charms/ green dress, flashing her inch- Cocoa Puffs medley, turn on long fake eyelashes. some reggae tunes and what do "The eyelashes obscure you you have? and make you unidentifiable," Other than psychedelic sugar Carter said, also decked out in a shock, you have Monday night's kind of go-go costume. I ler top Is "13 Masked Bandits From the shim lime green with little mir- House of Extravaganza," an art rors glued onto the chest. I lei exhibit opening for JMU under- short, blue-print skirt is lined graduates Jeff Simmermon, Reece with bright orange fur in a cos l arter, l.arak Briscoe and tume that could easily be titled, Kimberly Costa. "Barbie's Firsl Dra i( hittit It was an art show that could (hot-pink boa not fn< luded)." have leapt straight out of the Carter's hair, or rather, hei movie, "Priscilla, Queen Of the W.KI.A COM \\/o staff photographer aluminum foil dreads, shimmer Desert," and performed a Gloria from the ( hristmas tree lights Gaynor number for the approxi- Sophomore Reece Carter and her shimmering hair share the spotlight with an unidentified person (center) and sophomore Michael Carpenter (no shirt) at a Zirkle House art opening Monday night. strung across the room, mately 100 students that gath- "(Jett's and my] emphasis has ered for the event. hard tomorrow's test is going to The spectacle so awed Senior paintings, while a man wearing a been to get .is much hyper-vivid For the creators of this cornu- be. Carl Hamm that he could only pair of blue and white, horizon- Color .is possible in our art," copia of art, Senior Jeff "So Reece and 1 just decided if describe the exhibit through liter- tal-striped long John-- would Carter said. "We wanted the col Simmermon and Sophomore we can't have that then let's just ary devices. "If there ever was an meander past visitors, revealing a ors h' be .is extreme as possible." Reece Carter, this is exactly what have a big party." onomatopoeia for this that painted butt to match his outfit Carter's designs, including they had hoped for. And they got one. People worked, it's 'wow'!" Hamm said. designed by Carter. her "gum- bichromate" pho- "People come to art exhibits packed themselves like sardines One could gaze andcritique One could find i aring tographs of he'r models, is a and they pat you on the back and into Zirkle House, even spilling Simmermon's paintings while .it the models with their brightly conglomerate of pastels and say 'good job'. . . but they don't out onto the front porch and side- Carter's models wandered, giv- painted, glittering faces that prints, garish and ghastly. really look at [the art]," walk. Models oozed glitz and ing the impression of being on an matched their costumes as Simmermon, however, often uses Simmermon said. "They're just glamour as they mingled with interactive merry-go-round. One though they were caricatures of solid colors such as deep reds, trying to balance their drink in the crowd and danced to the could read poetry about the human beings living in some blacks, whites and golds. one hand and a cracker in anoth- music while observers tried to power of the sun off the fence bizarre comic book. er while they talk about how take in all the sights. boards of Simmermon's unfitted As for being gawked at like a see ZIRKLE page 23 'Dark City' sheds light on Sci-Fi by Brent Bowles perate to find and protect him from ominous, unidentified MOVIE TRIVIA enemies, and Murdoch nurses vague flashbacks of a place staff writer called Shell Beach. Everyone knows this place, everyone's been there, but none of the city's denizens can recall just With an instantly gripping story and a stunning how to get there. ' • ■ . ^^^ array of images, "Dark City" is one of the most The story falls together evenly, with the audience never inventive and consistently surprising science-fic- ... ■ learning more than Murdoch can uncover. We know these Name the following: tion films in quite a long time. Drenched in shadow and terrifying black-clad, white-faced guys called "the . •Title of the movie smattered with contemporary paranoia, the movie vaults Strangers" are behind the weird goings-on in "Dark City," •Character(s) who said the quote from one eye-popping scene to the next and never loosens and only after much ado does Proyas reveal why the its grip. entire city and everything in it is their experiment. To give away any more would be a crime, but sufficed to say, Proyas' story (which he wrote for the screen with REVIEW l-em Dobbs and David S. Goyer) never lets go and contin- "Are you a secret agent? ues for 100 minutes on a mind-blowing roller coaster with Because I saw some susp- complex twists w hich never become convoluted. Proyas' concept is so completely original that it is sur- icious-looking people over* **** prisingly easy to overlook the remarkable cinematography (by Darius Wolski) and jaw-dropping visual effects. The there. They looked very From a concept by writer-producer-directou Alex director has refined his visual style past the gymnastic Proyas, "Dark City" seems more inspired by the camera shots and rock-dominated soundtrack of *The suspicious." Expressionist filmmaking of Fritz Lang than the nihilistic, Crow." There is a very distinct vision at work in "Dark , rain swept future of Ridley Scott's "Blade Runner." Owing City," so the film never wanders and is never unsure of •(OJifsPCI JJ3qoy) more to "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" than any contempo- what it wants to be; rather than attempt to redefine sci- appig SIABJL A*q pres ..MSAUQ ixiy^iuiay rary science-fiction film, Proyas's visual style deftly raises ence-fiction, Proyas transcends the genre. The humanist his nightmare story to Kafkaesque proportions. message at work here indeed hearkens back to classic sci-fi In an unnamed city where night never ends, midnight (the kind of idealism that inspired the original "Star strikes and all its inhabitants instantly fall unconscious. r~k Trek"), but "Dark City" is a remarkable hybrid, defying LEVEL OF DIFFICULTY: ^/~k,Y John Murdoch (played with smoldering intensity by genre boundaries at every step. Rufus Sewell) awakens in a bathtub, without clothes and "Dark City" finds the almost impossible balance SCALE OF DIFFICULTY: bleeding from a small forehead wound, to find himself the between a heavy plot and a large quotient of visual effects suspect in the murders of several prostitutes, one of whom One kernel Two kernels Three kernels Four kernels with astounding ease, never losing focus and delivering lies nearby with spirals carved in her chest. He doesn't Easy Medium Hard Difficult one magnificent concept after another. Proyas has created remember his wife (Jennifer Connelly), cannot understand a hypnotic motion picture, and if it can indeed be called a why the limping Dr. Schreber (Keifer Sutherland) is des- science-fiction film, it is one of the finest ever made. 18 Thursday, March 5, 1998 THE BREEZE

Wyclef woos Convo crowd of the Refugee All-Stars. Forte his mother bought it for him to by Julian Walker responded with the questions keep him off the streets. He then assistant feature editor "What the deal Virginia? What asked the audience to indulge him the deal JMU?" Wyclef countered "one minute" with his guitar. with his own "shout out to With accompaniment from his DJ, It began With some local fla- Hojo's," a reference to the JMU drummer and bass player, he vor. JMU DJs OMAN and students housed at Howard began to play a medley of hip-hop Mic Checka livened up the Johnson's where the All-Stars favorites using his guitar to play crowd with their turntable spent an earlier portion of the the melodies. ' techniques. The audience evening. At the finish of his guitar ses- was teeming with energy, moving Wyclef went on to thank sion, he started playing the chords as a singular entity in anticipation everybody in the house for help- of his most recent hit "Gone Til' of the main event. ing his CD sell over two million November" Lighters were spon- Before the goods were deliv- copies. As the house lights were taneously held in the dark ered, the crowd got to sample the turned on at his request, he called Convocation Center atmosphere poetic stylings of the Richmond for all to "stop the violence" and while the audience, on its own based Jazz Poets Society. he added a wish for hip hop icons accord, sang along with the cho- Finally, to the crowd's delight, 2Pac and Biggie Smalls to rest in rus "January, February, March, Wyclef Jean took the stage at 8:45 peace. April, May. I see you crying, but p.m. John Forte proceeded with a girl 1 can't stay." Coming out to the beat of hip short a capella freestyle while As the original album version hop siar.Jay-Z's "Sunshine," he Wyclef removed his jewelry in the ended, it was quickly blended into began the University Program recesses of the stage. With his the remix which brought forth the Board sponsored show with a valuables safely secured, he back entrance of Cannibus to the stage short introductory freestyle ses- flipped into the front of the stage to perform his verse on the remix. sion. From there he segued into just as "We're Trying To Stay He went on to perform a short "Anything Can Happen," one of Alive" kicked in. freestyle to the beat of LL Cool J's the hit songs from his CD The The crowd showed its "4^,2,1" which he is also featured Carnii>al, which was greeted with approval with shouts of glee and on* dropping lyrical gems such as: raucous applause from the crowd applause as crowd surfers rode "I eat my dinners on a periodic as almost the entire audience the human waves for the duration table," and "I rip off your skin just began jumping with excitement in of the song. to get on your nerves." These (Above Left) Wyclef Jean basks in the spotlight during a Sunday night p< unison. As the song faded out, Wyclef phrasings and others drew gasps (Above) Wyclef acknowledges the crowd during his three hour perforn ai After the first set, Wyclef intro- broke into a short monologue of disbelief from a crowd who duced his sidekick John Forte, one explaining the importance of his see WYCLEF page 23 of the more well known members guitar to the audience, telling how THE BREEZE Thursday. March 5. 1998 19 Hark a Harper! Ben Harper and Innocent Criminals captivate Wilson Hall audience with eclectic musical mix by Jackie Cisternino contributing writer Tuesday night at a University Program Board sponsored concert at Wilson Hall, Ben Harper and The Innocent Criminals brought the crowd to a fevered pitch with their soulful fusion of blues, reggae and funk, and then wowed the audience with their acoustic rhythms. REVIEW

The act opened with the blues folk reggae song "Oppression," and then faded into Bob Marley's PHOTOS BRYAN MKHLEtUilnffpholographei "Get Up Stand Up." Both songs (Above) Ben Harper looks to the sky Tuesday night at Wilson Hall. demonstrated the srruxith sound of (Below) Harper points to the heavens for divine inspiration. Harper's voice and the versatile lot of music. Irt particular, the delta true to his roots. He grew up with abilities of the band members. blues, and artists such as a love for music and a message Harper's voice was soft and Mississippi's John Hurt and Blind from God that he hopes to contin- soothing as he sang, but at times it Willie Johnson. ue to share with his fans. became so passionate that it would Harper's rebellious, reggae- "If my heart and soul didn't echo throughout the auditorium style lyrics are largely influenced create the music, then I wouldn't with elements reminiscent of by Bob Marley. He claims a song do it," Harper says. The only rea- Gospel music and singers. This like "Oppression" would not son he perform s is "so people will occasional fervent volume left the sound right with a rock beat, and understand what 1 go through." audience yearning for more emo- believes special messages require Staff writer Jonathan Lekstulis r. i tion from Harper. certain rhythms. contributing writer Mikey CourFney As the song ended percussion- Harper says he will always stay contributed to this report. ist David Leetch made a rhythmi- cal transition to "Excuse me Mister." It was just one of many solo Congo drum exhibitions Leetch made during the night. The band went through songs like "Work your Way from the Ground," "Can't take that Attitude to your Grave" and "Look like Gold," with increasing fervor. This mania of funk reached its peak on the song "Fight for Your Mind." Harper showed off some of his skills as a musician by placing a wooden electric guitar on his lap* and playing the guitar like a turntable all the while maintaining his high level of performance. Shortly after, bassist Juan Nelson stole the show with his exquisite playing and interpreta- tion of different styles. He cradled the bass as he jammed, then strummed it4 which is a rarity among bass players. The improvisation of the band members and the steady play of drummer Dan Butcher let Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals cruise through the night. It was Harper himself, though, that ended the night and quieted PHOTOS DYLAN BOVCHERLFJsenior photographer the crowd with his gospelesque pit performance at the JMU Convocation Center. rendition of "I'll Rise." At the close )rrrlance. The University Program Board sponsored the event. of this song, Harper put the micro- phone aside and sang straight out to the audience. Growing up in Eastern Los Angeles, Harper was exposed to a ^™ ^^^™

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During The DJ played a plethora of '80s hits including: "1999" by One piece in particular, "Memorial," uses dozens of this phase Wyclef seemed intent on getting the crowd Prince, "Maneater" by Hall & Oates, "Wanna Be Startin' nails driven into a wood block, as a frame for the painting. thoroughly engrossed in the show. He vehemently Somethin'" by Michael Jackson and "Take On Me" by A- Another untitled piece uses gravel, spray painted red, extolled the crowd to "get hype" and he called for "all the Ha to which the crowd responded with lusty cheers and a spread over the painting's surface. In the top right corner fellas" to take off their shirts. sing -a-long. is a thought bubble that reads, "It is fact that your art He offered the microphone to members of the audience At one point in the show the police ordered the house sucks." who responded with shouts of "We love you, Wyclef." lights to be turned on according to Nicole Henderson, The use of such tactile and textured mediums leaves The audience breathed a collective sigh of relief when he public relations chair for UPB. But Wyclef refused to exit one wondering if Simmermon intends for his art to be reassured them the Fugees were not broken up. the stage and the lights were turned off. He continually touched and physically explored rather than just Then without warning, he began climbing the scaffold- refused to exit the stage until about 12 a.m. observed. "Definitely, I'm all about people touching [the ing supporting the lights above the stage as "Fu-Gee-La" Finally after another set of popular hip hop hits, Wyclef paintings], as long as they're respectful, of course," began. For the first verse of the song, he performed from ended the show on a positive note. "It's about peace and Simmermon said. "It's part of the experience." up above. love," he said, "black, white, Chinese or whatever." To ensure this art show would be remembered, parents At the conclusion of the most famous song from The He exited the stage at 11:50 p.m. to deafening applause of the artists and many of the models showed up to the Score, Wyclef announced "Phase III of the Carnival." He from an audience that was just as exhausted as the per- exhibits, with video cameras in tow, to support and record implored Pras to DJ some old school tracks and turn the formers were but definitely seemed to get their money's the event for their children. _ Convocation Center into a party. worth. Model and JMU graduate Ben Proctor (the guy with From there he climbed into the crowd and began ask- the painted butt) was happy that his parents had come to ing audience members where they were from, but this the showing. "They're pretty excited," he says. "It's kind came with a warning to all, threatening to fart on anyone of like bridging a generation gap." who tried to touch him or get to close. All the while a Carter's mother, Sharon Carter said,"I think it's the background of popular contemporary hip hop staples. best! And having people in costume makes everyone Wyclef returned to the stage and asked for dancers and loosen up." performers, first male and then female. Three members of As the art showing increases in vitality, costumes are the JMU Breakdancing Club performed onstage to "It cast off onto dress forms and "13 Masked Bandits" clash Takes Two" by Rob Base. Sophomore dance major Mikey of performance and visual art can officially be called a suc- Courtney exchanged intricate dance moves with Wyclef cess. on stage to the crowd's delight. "I'm really happy with the way things worked out," When the men finished, it was time for the women. Simmermon said. The first two performers, non-students Chastity Evans Carter agrees, saying that "art has no boundaries and and Jami Bedford, danced and back flipped for the crowd. that's what's so beautiful about it." The last performer, an unidentified individual, first tried Carter's costumes nmv hang with Simmermon's paintings in her hand at dancing. After a feeble attempt to no avail, she DYLAN BOVCHERLE/senior photographer the Zirkle House Artworks Gallery. 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DeHart, errors help Dukes extinguish Flames

by Mike Gesario right-center field. Hoch scored and the speedy Razler advanced to third. The [Ml staff writer rally continued ,is the next batter, fresh- man designated hitter Greg Miller, JMU sophomore pitcher Blair Del [art smacked >) double down the left-field line Kittled his way through a tough line-up "I think I did all-right," Greg Miller and horrendous weather Monday, as he said. "I really didn't hit the ball very hard, led the Diamond Dukes to a rain-short- but I'll take a hit any way I can get it " ened, 5-1 victory over the Liberty Miller, hitting .667 in place of the University Flames. DeHart struck out two injured Greg White, has been coming and walked five in five innings earning Ins through for the Dukes frequently. He now first victory of the season. has five RBIs to go along with his team- "It felt good," DeHart said. "It was my leading batting average. third time out this year and the first two "As they say on ESPN, he is en times didn't live up to my expectations." fuego,'" McFarland said "He is unbeliev- Things didn't go all that smoothlv for able. We are going to have some decision! the right hander, as DeHart was forced to to make when Greg White comes back. constantly work his way out of tough situ- [Miller] is playing really gmxi" ations. The troubles began in the first DeHart gave1 up his lone run in the top inning when, after retiring the first two of the fourth frame, when Liberty outfield- hatters, DeHart walked two consecutive er Steven Wright lined a homer to right. It Flames. DeHart's control problems was Wright's fourth homer of the season. prompted an early visit to the mound from JMU added its final run in the bottom |MU head coach joe "Spanky" McFarland. of the fifth inning when I loch drove in his DeHart then got Liberty's No. 5 hitter, second run of the game by singling to right I,is, in Wright, to fly out to left field. and bringing Thompson home "It wasn't anything magical," Junior Ryan New took the hill for the McFarland said. "I just went out there and Dukes in the sixth. The side-arming rights kind of told him to relax a little bit and try DYLAN BOUCHERLE/s.mo/ photographer quickly retired the Flames in order New to hit his spots. If he hits his spots, he'll get has not given up a run in his four relief them out. He was trying too hard, maybe Sophomore right hander Blair DeHart fires a pitch toward home plate Monday. DeHart pitched five innings and led the Dukes to a 5-1 victory. appearances this season. because of his prior two starts." Before Liberty could take the field for The next four innings were similar for ting average of .382. In addition, six of With Thompson still on second, senior the bottom of the sixth, the home plate DeHart. Liberty had a base runner in each Liberty's starters entered the game with a first baseman Corey Hoch lined a single to umpire instructed the two teams to stay in of those innings. But, DeHart constantly .375 average or better. center that plated Thompson for the their respective dugouts. The umpires made the right pitch and got himself out of JMU broke the 0-0 tie in the third, due Dukes' second run of the inning. waited approximately 30 minutes before trouble. to some timely hitting and three Liberty "We knew it was probably going to be officially calling the game due to rain, giv- "I was happy with a lot of things," miscues. low scoring because they had a pretty ing the Dukes an important 5-1 win. *#S» McFarland said. "Blair has had two poor The Duke's tallied their first run of the good pitcher throwing," McFarland said. "It was a real important game," DeHart starts, and I knew he had the stuff, it's just game when Liberty's Benji Miller tried to "So as soon as we got some base runners, said. "It's our first in-state game. We a matter of him competing and getting it pick off freshman Rich Thompson off first we figured we would try to make some- would like to win every game in the state. done. He did a nice job today against a base. The throw went passed first baseman thing happen." It is also three in a row for us." great hitting ball club." Ryan McClellan and JMU senior shortstop After a T. Riley ground out, junior cen- The 6-4 Dukes will continue their home Perhaps that is what makes DeHart's Nate Turner, who had led off the inning ter fielder Kevin Razler walked. Benji stand Saturday when the Fairfield performance so remarkable. Liberty, now with a bloop single, scooted his way home Miller's pick-off woes continued as his University Stags come to town. The dou- 6-3> entered the ball game with a team bat- to give JMU a 1-0 lead. attempt to nail Razler sailed into shallow ble-header begins at ncx>n. Record-breaking track teams ready for title meets

Last weekend, freshman Jason Long ranked 14th in the nation in the 5,000- due to the fast track and competitive field. bv Kathleen Reuschle handed off the baton to junior Paul Lewis. meters, said, "It's an awesome meet to The thing that has made all the differ- contributing writer Lewis took the lead, and despite straining watch when it's that competitive." ence, though, is everyone pushing each his hamstring with 50-meters to go, man- Livengtxxi sees the meet as an excellent other together this year...we are ready and The JMU men's track team heads to aged to hang on to hand off to senior opportunity to break her personal record, focused to run." Livengood said. Cornell University this weekend for the Bucky Lassiter, who went out hard, to Intercollegiate Association of Amateur hand off to junior Russ Coleman. Athletes of America Championships in The combined effort was good for sec- Ithaca, N.Y., while the women are com- ond place, with a time of 9:41.23. Track Team Championship Qualifiers peting at Eastern Collegiate Athletic At IC4As, the men's 4x400 meter relay Championships which will he held at the team is looking to make the finals. Runners Ryan Foster 5,000 meters Reggie Lewis Center in Boston, Mass. expected to place in the top five are»senior Ben Cooke 3.000 meters Women qualifiers for ECACs Competing at both of these champi- Ryan Foster, sophomore Ben Cooke, senior Bill Lynch mile onship meets will be some of the best tal- Andy Ryba and Lassiter. Jason Long 800 meters Tracey Livengood 5.000 meters Bucky Lassiter 500 meters Bethany Eigcl 3.000/5.000 meters ent in the NCAA. It is appropriate then "We are not so concerned with the Bridget Quenzer 5.(XK) meters that the Dukes will send an incredible times for this meet, as we are with placing Russ Coleman 1,000 meters Andy Ryba 60 meter hurdles Keisha Banks 800 meters. DMR tield of runners who, in some cases, have well and putting in a strong team effort," Sarah Carpenter 800 meters. DMR Jason Povio 4x400 meter relay qualified in more than one event. men's coach Pat Henner said. Shaunah Saint Cyr 200 meters, relay Joel Bullock 4x400 meter relay The increased concentration of talent in Sarah Matthes I.(XX) meters, relay After an awesome showing last week- Derek Mitchell 4x400 meter relay the East has caused the qualifying times to Shontya Bready 500 meters, relay end at the Virginia Tech Last Chance Henry Coleman 4x400 meter relay Zakiya Haley 400/5(X) meters, relay Invitational, where the men's distance raise considerably over the years according Seun Agustus heptathalon. long jump] medley relay team smashed the school to women's coach Gwen Harris. This sea- Men qualifiers for IC4As Samantha Bates 4x8(X) meter relay record and earned the fourth spot in the son however, JMU is sending 16 women to Heather Hanscom 4x8(10 meter relay . national rankings, the men are looking to the ECACs who have experienced an Tara Powers 4xK(X> meter relay do the same at this weekend's champi- increase of their own talent. Christine Torreele 4x800 meter relay "It's one of the best meets in the coun- Jamie Roberts relay onship level meet. C.J. Wilkerson relay If they can duplicate the kind of team try," Harris said. "All of the teams are effort that was showcased in their relay coming loaded." last weekend, they will be assured success. Senior Tracey Livengood, currently REBECCA DOUGHERTYA-.m/nV'iifmy artist 26 Thursday, March 5. 1998 THE BREEZE Black Diamond Savings Bank Not Your Typical Student Unit "Your Local 1) Owned and Operated Sa\ ings Bank Where Neighbors arc Helping Neighbors" A Full Service Bank "We would like to invite you to come by or call us so that we may help you with all your financial needs"

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While most students are dents can do," he said. "You sleeping, all snug in their beds, know, if there was a down sea- with visions of late night parties son, I could go out all night and dancing in their heads, student- party, but I can't." athletes are alive and awake, He also adds, because he thinking of the next make-up test never has a break, he never they must take. breaks his routine. One of these late-night studies Ryba, carrying a 3.7 grade is senior hurdler Andrew Ryba. It point average was honored last is the only time he can find to fin- year for maintaining a 3.0 for ish his schoolwork. both spring and fall After waking up and semesters at the GTE going to his early morning Athletic Academic Honors classes, Ryba makes it home banquet. in time to grab a bite to eat Ryba, however, is not and maybe catch a few min- the only student-athlete utes of television. He then who manages to find time heads to Godwin Hall to _ for academics. Senior goal- stretch for a grueling day of And R . keeper Tara Perilla was sprinting on the track, which recently named to the usually lasts two or three hours. College Field Hockey Coaches Ryba, an accounting major, Association National Academic then hops on Harrisonburg Squad. She maintained a 3.3 Transit and makes it back to his grade point average and started Olde Mill apartment just in time for the field hockey team. to eat dinner made by his room- It wasn't always easy for mate Jason Mezic. He usually has Perilla to find time for school, she a class group meeting or two, said. When she was a freshman, and only starts studying around she realized the transition from 10 or 11 p.m. high-school to college was not an Although many students on easy one. campus are involved in clubs and "I can tell a difference now," activities, most do not make their she said. "Before I didn't know MELISSA DALTON/contributing photographer members sprint, jump and stay when I should study... but now I Athletic Academic Coordinator Corey Reffner, left, provides some assistance for senior baseball player physically active know you Jeff Nalevanko at JMU's Office of Academic Support Services. for hours at a have to take over again the next day," Perilla had trouble balancing academics academic reputation, and said time. Student- care of your said. and athletics in high school, but education is the most important athletes have body and According to Perilla, the hard- now has to work hard for his 2.3 thing to him. perfected time you can't stay est part of being a What becomes hard for management up late like student-athlete is Braxton is finding a bal- skills to keep other stu- missing a lot of ance between the two. competitive on dents." classes for games "[During the season,] all both the playing Just and road-trips. I think about is basket- field and the like male ath- She said she ball, and I just try and classroom. letes, women thinks most student- make sure my school- "On in JMU's ath- athletes have to be work is on the same hard workout letic program motivated to make level," he said. days when they find it hard to extra time to talk to Braxton is also tired of really tire you fit everything professors and the stereotypes that label out, you wish in their day. schedule make-up student-athletes as there was more Perilla said tests and quizzes. "dumb jocks." time in the day," this year it She said even "We work just as hard Ryba said. "At was especial- with JMU's support to maintain our grades," times it is diffi- ly difficult system for student- he said. "We have it a lot cult, like when because prac-' athletes, they still rougher than people you have two tice was late have it tough. think. Sure, we have tests or a paper in the "My experience scholarships but we have due in one week evening, has been that I've to do schoolwork just like and then you from 6-10 never had it easy," everybody else, plus we have to go prac- p.m. she said. "I push travel almost every week- She myself more than end." tice." FILE PHOTO Ryba has scheduled most students. I feel Ryba agrees. "We work her classes more pressure be- Senior field hockey goalkeeper Tara Perilla makes over 20 hours a week, just another disad- saves on tne field and A s ,n tne vantage in that FILE PHOTO early so she cause I have no•»« ' classroom. like a job, only it takes there is no off- Freshman Dwayne Braxton came to co"ld fin,sb; time." grade point average. away from everything," he said. season for track. JMU for its academic reputation. schoolwork Although older student-ath- "You travel a lot and miss a "We are good enough to be [on While other ath- during the letes have learned to make a sys- lot of class time," Braxton said. the team], and a lot of times we |^ letes have a chance to rest and day and then go to practice. tem, younger athletes sometime "Usually teachers are under- don't do it for ourselves, we do I?"*" catch up on school assignments, "You were there usually until struggle to hone their time-man- standing, but it does take a lot of for this school. runners such as Ryba do not. 10 [p.m.], and then you had to eat agement skills. time." "Everyone should realize we "It becomes difficult to do a something and then just go to Freshman basketball guard Even though Braxton loves do all the balancing acts everyone lot of social things that other stu- bed and start the whole thing Dwayne Braxton said he never basketball, he came to JMU for its else does." ■ ' ~*wr

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Coyote in the scene trial, your reputation fell somewhere There's a lot to be done and for beginners, took your advice and scribbled them all where he's perched atop a tall cliff about to between Tonya Harding and the Devil, I have three suggestions. plummet hundreds of feet to his death. down. In fact, I adapted them into letters. and you've since joined the likes of l.Get a haircut. That's right, Mr. Reinsdork, Michael But before I send them, I thought I'd give Desmond Howard as individuals who 2. Don't give up. We, The Basketball Fans you a chance to read them over. Jordan, Scottie Pippen, Dennis Rodman have taken the quickest dive off the face of of America, haven't given up on you. Take and Phil Jackson will not be coming back the earth. sume time next year. The bandwagon which you Dear Mr. Albert: But it's time to rebuild have been riding for nearly eight years is Okay, so you goofed. 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You really back with the Warriors, but it doesn't mat- izing it's time to start from scratch. I sug- Johnson, that Vidal Sassoon cover-boy took that "If at first you don't succeed, try, ter; they're sure to choke (sorry, bad choice gest, sir, you do the same thing. But just do from TNT, call NBA games in your try again" thing to heart. I mean, to stran- of words). it somewhere else. replacement. Gee, Mr. Albert, how do I put gle your coach is one thing, but to come 3. Don't do it again. The public, believe it So, Mom, I hope you're proud of me — this . . . they're awful. I would rather turn back and do it again ? or not, can forgive a mistake. Two or three, I did as you told. 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QrJyjBff, completely furnished, water/sewer Must be 18 years or older 4 Sports Assistant positions available SKYDIVING! Make your first jump in Hunter's Ridge in Sports Media Relations for one day with Skydive Virginia! For included, room private bath. $255; Epson printer LQ-570 - New with have a clean driving record. Madison Manor Summer 1998 4 the 1998-99 brochure call (540)967 3997, 4 share bath, $235. 433«22. manual, laser quality. $125. 574- Familiarity with DC/No.VA/MD University Place 3447 or 4320289. school year. Successful applicant will leave mailing info. helpful. Variety of assist in covering the 27 NCAA http://www.skydive-virginia.com Madison Manor - 2BRs, 2 bathe, Madison Gardens responsibilities. sports. Weekend 4 night work completely furnished, fireplace, Mt. View Heights Piano for sale - 5450/obo. Great condition. Call Laura, 574-3684. Call (703)255-1902. required. Writing experience NOTICE water/sewer included, one year Duke Gardens preferred, but not necessary. For more Information and lease, no pets. $295/ea. 433 Madison Terrace Hospitality Applications available in Sports assistance regarding the 8822. Madison Square HELP WANTED Duties Include grocery shopping, Media Relations. Godwin Hall room Investigation of financing arranging food 4 beverages for 220. No phone calls. Deadline is business opportunities 4 work- For More Information Call March 30. 4BR. 2 bath apt. - Hunters Ridge. Attention business students - performers. No cooking Involved. at-home opportunities, contact New carpet, furnished, 434-5150 the Better Business Bureau Earn $$$. build your resume Must be 21 years or older. $250/person. 568-5847. running your own business this Video Assistant positions available Inc., at 1 800533 5501 summer. Call (800)393-4521 ext.2 Call (703)255-1902. in Sports Media Relations for the J-M Apartments 1998-99 school year. Successful 3BR furnished apt. - Water (or more info/interview. Ticket Services 434-1847 (9 ML . s p.m.) applicant will assist in video of furnished. University Place. 432 Box office personnel. Customer coverage of 27 NCAA sports. SPRING BREAK 1494. Free T-shirt • $1,000 - Credit IBRapt. S305/mo. Card fundraisers for fraternities, service or sales experience Weekend 4 night work required. sororities & groups. Any campus helpful. Video experience preferred. »1 Spring Break - Don't get burned. Two nice furnished rooms - Close 2BRapt. $400/mo. organization can raise up to Call (703)255-1868. Applications available in Sports SunSplash Tours! The reliable Sofia*** to JMU. Utilities, cable, swimming or $200/person $1,000 by earning a whopping Media Relations, Godwin Hall room Break company. 12 years pool. $325 & $375/mo. plus S5/VISA application. Call 220. No phone calls. Deadline is experience. Hottest destinations! equal deposit. 432-9005 or pager. 3BRapt. $450/mo. (800)932-0528 x65. Qualified Variety of positions ranging from March 30. Lowest prices! Free trips, parties, (540)887-9369. v or SISO/person callers receive free T-shirt. attendants to managers. Duties drinks! SunSplash, (800)42&7710 Help wanted - Earn up to $500/wk or www.sunsplashtours.com. Include food preparation, order Room for rent - Souttnrlew, private 4BRapt. S680/mo. Earn $750-$l.500/wk - Raise all assembling products at home. No taking, cash register operation. experience. Info, (504) 6461700 bathroom, furnished. Available May or S170/ person the money your student group CaD (703)255-1906. Dept. VA-4806. 1. Call Erynn. 432-2382. needs by sponsoring a VISA WANTED All apt*, near Cantrell Bridge. fundraiser on your campus. No Many Other Opportunities NEED A One of the closest complexes to investment & very little time Wanted - Cars for parts. 867-5871. Foxhlll townhome - Two female For Info, call Human Resources needed. There's no obligation, so SUMMER JOB? roommates, clean, non-smokers. JMUI (703)255-1906 Owner/Manager! why not call for into, today. Call SUMMER CAMP PAIR $265/person. 568-5491. (800)323*454 x95. PERSONALS The good apt*, go first so come $l,500/weekly potential mailing MARCH 2, 6 FROM 10-2 our circulars. Free info. Call Male roommate* - 3BRs by and see us! Adoption: Loving couple, wishes (202)452 5940. ON THE COMMONS available, large house, two minute Drivers and Helpers to adopt infant. Happy, secure walk to campus. Extremely nice. (PO Lounge It weather la bad) Two roommates needed - 5BR Needed $7/hr. plus $150/mo. housing home with full time mom. We can $267/mo. plus utilities. Available house. Old S. High. $200/mp.. allowance. Largest rental service 4333502 help each other. Please call Diane April 1. Call 801-8037, ask for close to campus, smokers ok. Call Must have or be willing on the Outer Banks of North and Joe at home 1-800 579 1860. Josh or Lou. 564 1625. Carolina (Nags Head). 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Non-smokers, good drivers, March 7-9 1998. Lease/deposit required. college graduates or students only. Closed Call 867 5994. Please call Frank at Call (804)924-7815 or e-mail KDR - Thanks for the 'Stayin' Available August '98 - 4BR, 2 [email protected]. Tuesday-Friday, March 10-13 Alive" time! Love. AXU bath townhouse in Madison (703)534-1400, 8a.m.-5p.m. Manor, $800. Call 434 5150. FOR SALE A knowledgable 4 reliable food Monday-Friday, service worker is needed for a Closed Saturday. March 14 To place a classified ad in The Breeze. Harrisonburg one-person cafeteria. 4 please come to The Breeze office in the Available August '98 - 4BR, 2 Swlmsults, shorts, tops, shoes, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. hrs/day, M F, 10:30 a.m. - 2:30 Sunday, March 15 basement of Anthony Seeger Hall. bath townhouse in Country Club morel Gift 4 Thrift, 227 N. Main Fax (703)534-0278 p.m., $6/hr to start. Ask for Mo at 5-llp.m. weekdays from 8 a.m. 5 p.m. Court. Call 434-5150. St. 432 9005 or (800)6331202. 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