Upper Volta Ambassador At TSC

by Jim Gordon

The College Union Board in The Royal Drummers conjunction with graduate themselves do not speak courses, "Life and Education in English, and Ambassador Black Africa" and "Black Guirma and their producer, Mr African Ethnic Music" is John Anthony will speak for sponsoring the Naba Woubri them. The Ambassador will give Yumba Royal Drummers of an informal speech during Upper Volta, intermission, and Mr Anthony The program Wednesday will provide commentary during evening at 8:00 p.m. in Cromwell the performance. African Main Iawnge will consist of refreshments made by the Royal explanations and demonstrations Drummers themselves will be of each type of drum used as well served during intermission. as ceremonial music and dances The performance this evening of Upper Volta. is open to students and the The Royal Drummers have public, and there is no admission been well received in New York charge, as the performance is and around the East Coast within funded by the Student Finance the last year. The Royal Mass of Board through College Union Mogho was performed in Saint Board. Instrumental is Patrick s Cathedral last April 25. arranging for the Royal It was a blending of two cultures, Drummers to be here were Dr. with the African Tribal Music Messina, Professor Stanley complimenting the Catholic Austin and Mr. DeNicola of the Latin-text of the Mass. The Purses Found In Lake Sylvia graduate courses, assisted by Ambassador to the United Steve Zavodnick, Miss Terry by Fred Heyer Nations from Upper Volta, Martinac and Paul Finocchio-of Frederick Guirma, and his the College Union Board. brothers, Bishop Constantin On Friday, March third, an All three purses were Guirma and Rev. Rene Guirma. stole the purses. An informal luncheon will be unidentified boy fishing in Lake apparently stolen and after collaborated on the Mass, which held upon the arrival of the Sylvia came up with a strange The purses belong to Jane The New York Times described drying out in Sanson House Royal Drummers, and later in catch: a woman's purse. Poking (where the Security Department O'Neal, Diane Moscarello and as "a successful wedding of the evening a formal dinner is to along with his fishing pole in the Jacqueline Ann Fries. African and European music, of is located) they were picked up be held in Rhodora Theatre. same area, he came up with two by their owners. Jane O'Neal reported that her black-tie choral singers and other purses. pocketbook was stolen at the Formal invitations have been Security has no clue as to who tribally costumed drummers, or sent to Governor and Mrs. Computer Center in Green Hall rapid native cadences and Cahill, Chancellor and Mrs. at about four o'clock on swelling Western sonorities." Dungan and Commissioner and February 29 She said that she The Royal Drummers were also Mrs. Marburger, as well as had put her coat and her purse on hosted at Carnegie Hall on Dec. members of the Board of the table behind her, worked on 13, where they were accorded a Trustees. Also attending will be the computer for a few minutes, standing ovation. Recently, Mr. and Mrs. Brian Baxter, who and when she turned around she Lehigh University also received will represent Mayor Holland in found that her purse was the Royal Drummers, where presenting a plaque to missing. they participated in a Protestant Ambassador Guirma on behalf of Diane Moscarello's purse was Chapel Service which the the City of Trenton. Also stolen that same morning at 9:30 Guirma brothers also origin­ included are Mayor Hemm of in the Reference Room of the ated. Ewing Township, Dr. and Mrs. Library. Said Miss Moscarello: Brower, Mr Anthony Scott, the I w alked in. put my books down Deans of the College, Dr. Frank with my pocketbook and went to Night Patrol Myers, Joanny Yameogo, look for a book. When I came exchange student from Upper back, I saw that my purse wasn't Volta attending Lehigh there." Diane's purse contained University, various members of seven dollars in cash. Her credit At TSC the College faculty, and card was not taken. members of the C.U.B and The third purse belongs to advisors. Jacqueline Ann Fries, who by Liz Stephenson neither reported it as stolen or The performance of the Naba could be reached for comment of Woubri Yumba Royal Drum­ any kind. No one can be sure just how For those of you who are mers is an important addition Photo Credit Reverend M L. Richie many more stolen items might wondering who those strange to cultural events hosted by the College, and promi§es to be a A STRANGE CATCH — an unidentified boy found these be lying at the bottom of the people are who walk around the lakes. campus in the middle of fhe performance not to be forgotten. purses in Lake Sylvia while fishing. See related story. night wearing orange and white striped vests which glow in the dark your bewilderment is about to end. Those "strange" people are not, contrary to popular belief, pledging any fraternity or sorority; rather, they are part of the newly implemented Night Security Patrol. What is the Night Security Pa tori, and what does it do? The NSP was formed to help the already existing security ——— U Hli department keep an eye out for Vol.97 No. 2 TRENTON STATE COLLEGE Wednesday, March 8,1972 TSC students. Essentially, the NSP are extra eyes and ears for Security. There are two patrols which go out every night of the week, their duties are simply to Cause F or Parking Problem Found walk around the campus checking doors, windows, by M. i. Richie making sure that all is quiet and giving the TSC students a The major cause for the crackdown on illegal cars on greater feeling of security. crowding in the parking lot was campus. There are at present thirteen discovered last week. Dr. Jere Faculty and staff parking is Paddock, Dean of Students, members of the Patrol: Eugene also a major problem. There are made a check at 11:30 one Costa, Maggie Tallon, Stan not enough spaces for all the morning of two of the front Zuber, Jeff Bishop, Steve campus employees so many of parking lots and found 52 cars McMinn, Liz Stephenson, Marie them are forced to park in fire lacking TSC parking decals. It McLaughlin, Gary Martin, Doug zones and other no parking seems that this preponderance of Walsh, Jim Vigilante, and Jim areas. This causes a safety illegal cars taking up parking Knapic. Weeknights the Patrol hazard if it was necessary to spaces causes people with works from 8:30 to 11:30, and bring emergency equipment on stickers to park illegally. The weekends the Patrol works from campus. This hazard was security department has been 7:00 to 1:00, providing the graphically illustrated two ticketing illegally parked cars campus with security during the weeks ago when the Pennington first so that the real cause of the prime hours of the night. Roard fire department was problem remains untouched. The next time you see the called in connection with a Late last week some 70 cars orange and white vests strolling possible fire in one of the were ticketed one morning for around TSC, remember, they're relocateables. There was a car out there for you. not having a sticker. Plans are now underway for some sort of (Continued on Page Three! Wednesday, March 8,1972 P.ige Two TRENTON STATE COLLEGE Venus Denied

By Dennis Jensen

The above article appeared in When first glancing at the the New York Times on Sunday, article, one might get the feeling February 27, 1972, and it raises of "chills down the back" in the some interesting questions not thought that intelligent life could only for the aliens for which it is be out there and possibly not concerned but also for us very far off But if we must send earthlings. something out there let it be Consider the two human beings more in the form of an S O S. and in the illustration: while the not a post card. man's hand is raised in a friendly Finally, how can we ever gesture, the woman's hand is really hope to learn something not. An alien with any brains at about life, or the respect of it, on all might immediately misin­ other worlds, when we can't terpret this and conclude that achieve this goal on our own the human without the little planet. sack at the center of the body is therefore a hostile member of the planet. On the other hand, suppose that we consider a "friendly salute" is to THEM a declaration that "We will bury Do some you!" Are these two human beings a realistic representation of what girls have we are here on earth? If either one was seen bounding about without a stitch, they would soon find their cold asses in jail for more fun? indecency. If realism is the aim of this message, why the lack of pubic hairs? Some girls do have more To Let Others Know We Are Here While the lady looks aside and fun than others. They're - Walter Sullivan ®1972 by The New York Times Co. Reprinted by permission not directly at us, the man stares straight ahead. Observe also the always on the go. Love Tonight, if all goes well, the United States will launch the longest space mission in history. Its primary manner in which both are hiking, camping, all active goal is to send back to earth, some two years hence, close-up pictures and scientific observations of Jupiter, standing. While he stands both largest planet of the solar system. But a more exciting — al beit uncertain - mission is to announce to some erect and sure, she appears in a sports. If you're that girl, distant civilization that we are here. It is the first official effort on the part of mankind to draw attention to somewhat passive role. Will the itself. As the vehicle, Pioneer 10. passes Jupiter, the gravity of that planet will seize it and hurl it out of the Women's Liberationists stand by solar system. It will sail indefinitely through the vast reached of the Milky Way Galaxy, carrying a message and let a message to outerspace (reproduced above) in the form of a gold-coated aluminum plate, for any members of other planetary containing blatant male civilizations who may happen to encounter it. Scientists agree, however, that the chances are very slim chauvinism go unchallenged? indeed. Why not tell THEM, who we The message is designed to be decipherable to any scientist, regardless of his physiognomy, history or are trying to contact, how it location in space and time. The symbol, upper left, draws attention to the two states of the hydrogen atom as really is here on earth? Behind the unit of time (radio frequency) and distance (wavelength) to be used. The star-like diagram shows the the two earthlings should not be position of the earth relative to 14 pulsars. These are stars that emit radio pulses at regular (though in some a diagram of the spacecraft, but cases slowly changing) rhythms. Solid lines indicate the relative distances of these pulsars. The dashed perhaps a nuclear warhead or a extensions of these lines are marked with tics indicating the rate at which that pulsar is pulsing. The rate close-up of one of our many could be used to identify each pulsar, much as each lighthouse has its characteristic rhythm. Since a fev decaying cities to show our pulsars are slowing their rate, the message also indicates roughly the time of launch. friends out there just where our The long horizontal line extending to the right behind the two figures indicates the direction to the center heads are. of the Milky Way Galaxy. The figures stand in front of a schematic diagram of the spacecraft with its dish- shaped antenna to give an idea of the dimensions and appearance of earth's inhabitants. The man's hand is raised in friendly salute. Below is a representation of the solar system with the sun at the left, showing that Pioneer 10 was launched from the third planet out from the sun and then was thrown out of the system by Sometimes we walk out of the Jupiter's gravity. light into a room of secluded dark, our solution: a damp $3,000 TO GO TO S.F.B. match. A motion was made to transfer R.W.H. $3,300.00 from Student Social was $7,675.00. 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NAOt ONLY »Y TAMPAX INCONPOPATIO, PALNIN, "*»»• Wednesday. March 8,1972 TRENTON STATE COLLEGE Page Three ED MOSER How To Fool the Government Chancellor's office is exerting. Students Talk To Vice Chancellor by Robert Berman Birnbaum replied that he would not intervene in an The wonderful thing about rule, or a law, and that in the individual case. The group then on financial aid, no sweat There by Carol Straley living in the United States is that case of Ed Moser, the use of the informed Birnbaum that he is, in is a form in the financial aids everyone is equal. Some people, office for this.) A b ankbook with Ph.D. question is probably "a fact, interested in Moser's however, with such character­ under $700 in it also helps, as transparent shield." Yet he individual case, because Moser A group of students and faculty istics as dark skin, foreign living proof of your poverty. refused to intervene in Moser's was cited by the black approached Vice Chancellor of accents, hair on the face, and Now the fun begins: the food behalf on the grounds that it was community on campus as being Higher Education Robert excess hair on the scalp in the stamp office trip. To get there, his job as Vice Chancellor to set virtually the only white faculty Birnbaum for the purpose of male species, cannot get jobs you take South Broad . . . up procedures, and not to make member who has worked in an discussing the tenure case of Ed for a variety of r easons, thus, the nevermind, call for directions. personnel decisions. outstanding manner for the Moser, Thursday, March 2. benevolent government, in order It's not the easiest place in the The group informed Birnbaum establishment of Black Studies Hoping to make Birnbaum to insure that such bohemian world to find. Once you get that they did not expect him to at Trenton State. And since the aware of the circumstances types don't starve, has a food there, be nice to the old ladies make or even suggest personnel Chancellor's office is concerned which have ultimately led to the stamp program. Now everyone and old men — answer all of decisions. But the Vice with successful development of series of private hearings now can eat! their inane questions as they Chancellor could use his Black Studies at TSC, it is being conducted for Moser, and As a student, you too are want you to, and make sure they influence by telling President therefore concerned with Ed of how the integrity of higher eligible for this helping hand know that you have all the Brower that while requiring the Moser. education is being threatened at from the government. However, documents needed Ph.D. has certain objectives, the At one point during the Trenton State, the group it is not easy to procure these You will be escorted, after an recommendation for tenure need meeting, Birnbaum said that in presented him with evidence of tickets from starvation, in fact, unnecessarily long delay to a not depend so heavily on that terms of the caliber of the support for Moser, including the benevolent government vomit yellow cubicle with one of issue in Moser's case. (Moser is faculty that is retained at statements from the Report of makes it as hard as possible to those old men or ladies. Once working on his dissertation, the Trenton State, "Trenton State Reappointment of 1970 and the receive these stamps. again, be nice. Dress like you are final step in attaining the Ph.D.) may well be in Iowa." When the tenure recommendation of 1971. First, you must have a going to a Sanitation Workers This suggestion was made group replied that TSC would Both made reference to the issue notarized affidavit of non- Union meeting. Salvation Army because President Brower has stay in Iowa unless measures of holding a Ph.D. as being part support from your parents. This clothes are fine. said that the college is getting were taken to develop more of the criteria for recommending must simply state that your Anyway, the name of the game pressured by the Chancellor's valid criteria in selecting and tenure. parents give you next to nothing, is to make yourself look as poor office in requiring Ph.D.'s for retaining effective faculty, Birnbaum's own view is that which doesn't have to be entirely as possible — don't tell them tenure candidates. Since Birnbaum replied that if he were all candidates for tenure should true, but for the sake of about the part-time job — Birnbaum stressed that the in President Brower's position, have the Ph.D. that the college publication, we'll let that go. volunteer no information. You question of the Ph.D. was not a he would probably retain Ed faculty may be improved. He Next, you need rent receipts can get as high as $28 worth of rule or law, the group felt that in Moser, but that he would wonder also added that the question of from your landlord and a stamps a month for as low as one all fairness he should relieve the then how long his own job would statement saying where you get dollar if yo u work it right. having the doctorate is not a realitv of the pressure that the last. the money for tuition. (If you're Good luck! Maxwell Taylor to Speak at TSC Cause for parking problem found (Continued from Page 1 TRENTON - General Maxwell D. Taylor, a major contributor to in the road next to the mail room The Nice - which had to be pushed out of the the United States policy in Vietnam, will speak on Wednesday, March HCcOKVs 15, at 8 p.m. in Kendall Auditorium on the Trenton State College way. And the area in front of the campus. His topic for this Social Science Association Lecture Series building was full of cars. program will be "Our Foreign Policy: Its Formulation as 1 Have With the destruction of the old Known It." Inn in the near future, it is hoped In his talk. General Taylor will draw upon his vast background, that the parking problem will be which includes having been chairman of President Nixon's Foreign relieved. That area is to be made Relations Advisory Board, president of the Institute for Defense into a faculty parking area. Analyses, ambassador to South Vietnam, special advisor to Presidents Kennedy and Johnson and chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. What Happ General Taylor's memoir, "Swords and Ploughshares" has recently been published and has won wide acclaim. In his previous book, "The Uncertain Trumpet," he called for a "flexible response" who made the frame for the to aggression to replace the outmoded doctrine of "massive new moods as he sees fit. One picture that Emerson painted retaliation." The book impressed President Kennedy, who recalled riff will be a rendition of However, for all of their playing General Taylor to government service as an advisor and later named Robert M. Berman Gershwin, a touch of Rachman- him chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. abilities, they had the worst, I inov, a dab of Bach, a pinch of About four years ago, which is mean terrible vocals, the worst. Brubeck, and all Emerson. about as far back as my hazy Lee Jackson, who mishandled The first cut, Hang on to a mind can recollect, I went to the this area, had a voice that was Dream, written by Tim Hardin, Diversitas - A New Magazine fabled Fillmore to see Ten Years good for the Fords-Our Lady of was a live recording, so many of After, who were top billing to a Peace CYO on any given the glaring inadequacies can be duo of English groups, Family Saturday night, but the Fillmore, ignored. The vocals, again, stink, Diversitas is a journal originating on the William Paterson campus and the Nice. Usually, the first no. With this in mind, the focal so they are used as sparingly as in Wayne, which takes submissions on social and political topics, two groups either stunk, pure point of the group was not its possible. On the piano for this from students and faculty. The major purpose of the magazine is to and simple, or they rated a half vocals, but the Keyboards. This song, Emerson has to do a lot of present a wider range of opinion on these issues. hearted applaused, being the is good, because my mother covering up for the mistakes of This publication has gained wide acceptance on the William people in the crowd wanted to always says to do what you can his two cohorts, plus some Paterson campus and in surrounding communities. In order to see the group they shelled out to do best. Bless her Jewish heart, amazing work on his own. There incorporate a wider range of opinion the Press Association is see, very snobbish, the Fillmore she's always right. is a blurb lasting about 30 expanding its services to include many schools in the State. This crowd. The Nice is now defunct — seconds, nothing but pure, journal can act as an organ for student opinion which cannot be At any rate, the Nice, who Emerson is with the famed trio unadulterated noise, in the facilitated by the local autonomous campus papers were at the bottom of the billing, Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, middle of this song, at the end of The March issue of Diversitas will be distributed on the Trenton were just the best. For the time, Brian Davidson is playing which the drummer almost campus under the supervision of Dave Weiss, Associate Editor of they had an outrageous amount nightclubs with some obscure botches the beat, but they catch The Signal, who will also accept contributions. Anyone interested in of equipment, played their English group, and Lee Jackson it, and Emerson breaks into helping to organize this effort on campus may contact Dave. instruments outrageously well, is growing poppies and breeding "Summertime", then ends it. and outraged the audience by chickens on his farm in Upper My Back Pages, a Dylan oldie, burning an American Flag at the Dudington. Mercury has also done by the Byrds, can be James Skelton at TSC end of their performance, a released an album of four songs reviewed much like Hang Onto a fitting end to their song by the Nice, two of them Dream - the vocals are lousy, "America", of West Side Story recorded live at the Fillmore etc, but Emerson plays the organ by Nila commitment to the democratic fame. East, two in Trident studios in in this song, an instrument he is process and perceptive On keyboards was Keith London. The album, called Elegy/ most at home with. He takes - On campus at T.S.C. this year understanding of the relationship Emerson, a short, very gaunt, The Nice, is very typical Nice. blindingly fast riff in this song, as a member of the Dept. of between democracy and very demonic looking character There is the usual assortment of doubletime, in fact, and he really Education Foundations, Re­ education. During his career, his who threw knives at his ridiculous sounds, tasteless riffs, gets down to it, laying down bar search and Public Educational commitment to democratic Hammond and flipped out all drums losing the beat, etc, etc, after bar of heavy organ solo, Policy is Dr James Skelton. principles has at times resulted present with his unbelievable but the sound is there — raw, almost like a Jimmy Smith with Since September he has been in his being a "minority of one" playing abilities. Backing him gutsy, classically oriented rock. an extra pair of h ands. teaching graduate and under- at great risk to his livelihood. up, and I do mean backing him With his unbelievably talented Pathetique, 3rd movement, is a undergraduate courses in Foun­ Dr. Skelton's professional up, was Lee Jackson on bass and fingers, Emerson creates an piece of Tchaikovsky, arranged dations of Education and Devel­ experiences are broad and he has Brian Davidson on drums, a intricate network of interlocking by Emerson. It's a very well opment of Educational Thought. had extensive administrative pair of fairly talented musicians melodies, changing and creating (Continued on Page 8) He also has been working with experience in the university at undergraduates formally and college wide and departmental informally. levels and as an officer in the Dr. Skelton is on leave from U.S. Naval Reserve in which he Arizona State University. He has enlisted during WW I. He has an L.L.B. degree from Rutgers, also held administrative posts on where he was the president of his Guam and at Pearl Harbor. law school class, and a Ph.D. His office is open to anyone degree from Ohio State where he who cares to explore the serious met the doctoral requirements in questions and issues of the day. three departments: Philosophy It is located in the New & History of Education, Educational Classroom Build­ Psychology and Philosophy. ing, room 328, and is open on He has long been a civil Monday, Thursday, and Friday, libertarian whose life and books between 3 and 4, and at other reflect a serious and mature times by an appointment. Wednesday. March 8.1972 Page Four TRENTON STATE COLLEGE

fits them the best, and then EDITORIAL make it the best for them You Greekspeak might function better in By Jim Gordon something smaller, or lesser known, if it's really you. Sorority pledging has begun, best for itself; everybody always Whichever one you feel is best, Be There! and GREEKSPEAK wishes all wants the best. Therefore, if excluding influence from friends pledges the best of luck. there were only one best frat and or roommates, is the one which In the last week of frat one best sorotity on campus, should always be the best for by Paul Gottlieb rushing, this the week of very soon there would be only you If it isn't, give it more of a smokers, GREEKSPEAK would one frat and only one sorority on chance. If it still isn't, maybe like to stress something for the campus. Period. you will not have been honest It might seem that the big controversy over the last time. We aren't about to Now. wouldn't mixers and with yourself. And what you may influence anybody; we don't tuition increase has died down. Many students are parties get to be a drag. It's too end up being is a GINO So. he want to. But we would like to bad but too true that too many of plagued with the misconception that there will honest with yourself, and good make sure that every rushee them here at TSC already are. luck definitely by a $250 h ike. However, this is not the makes an honest decision. One So. do we abolish the word Rush season is almost over, thing to remember is: THERE "best"? Or are we mature case. On March 8 and 9, public hearings will be held and it has been a mild success. IS NO ONE BEST PRATER enough to make it an individual We have observed some in the New Classroom building auditorium. They NITY OR SORORITY ON THIS thing with your own individual instances of so called "dirty will provide students with the opportunity to testify OR ANY OTHER CAMP! S meaning? rushing", but this should and will It's simple logic. The human Rushees should remember to as to how such an increase would affect them. The go by unpublished However, the condition always demands the choose the organization which testimony would be relevant, as the tuition increase mistakes of last pledge season are still fresh in some people's has only been recommended and is now being mind, as there is still visible considered in the Appropriations Committee of the evidence on campus. GREEK­ legislature. Aiso, two bills are being considered SPEAK does not intend to pre­ sent a prejudiced viewpoint, recommending that there be no tuition increase at NEW FACES IN THE HUB. Last Saturday the it only hopes it will not have to all. Students could effectively change the course of soda machine in the hub was broken into and the make any commentary again any proposed tuition increase and the bills under about mistakes during pledging, change inside stolen. The aet was allegedly done by and hopes that this might be the consideration, if they are prepared to devote a a few members of the Community Youth Corps, best all around pledge season TSC has vet to see. small amount of their time to the hearings. who use the recreational facilities here at TSC on Students have been shit on time and time again the weekends. because of their inability to stick with an issue once In the last four weeks the Ewing Township Police they've suffered deception and fraud at the hands of Department has been called on campus twice to politicans and their hackneys (i.e., Cahill and quiet problems brought about by this group. Dungan). But such is the course of politics. Your non-participation is expected and hoped for by those same politicians. We urge all students to attend these hearings. It could be money in your pocket Delta Ionian isn't a chartered not out of it. gang as we prefer to refer to PUBLIC NOTICE ourselves as GDI's Most people know its original meaning was There seems to exist some confusion among campus organizations God-Damned Independent, but who advertise in the Signal, as to whether or not they are required to today it's taken on a new- WANTED: CAMPUS REPRESENTATIVE O R pay for this privilege. perspective; Good-old. Down-to- Please be advised that it is the right of the Signal to set policies, ORGANIZATION TO earth (meaning not phoneyi. concerning public service announcements. It is the ultimate Individuals. EARN HIGH COMMISSIONS responsibility of the Editor to make this decision. Generally We don't need a gang to go speaking, any campus event that is given space in the Calendar, will selling ski trips, island flings .flights to Europe, etc. Call or boozing or smoking with. We not be given additional "free" advertising. don't need a gang to identify with write NATIONAL STUDENT TRAVEL SERVICES, 2025 Walnut The Advertising Department would also like to announce that there nor do we need a gang-inside- St., Phila., Pa. 19103, 215/561-2939. are presently a number of campus organizations that have ignored track to opposite-sex gangs, the advertising bills which have been sent to them. Please take which is one of the gangs sacred notiee, that if any of these groups do not submit payment of these boasts. hills or fails to contact the Advertising Manager in one week's time, FOR SALE — 1960 Rambler. I must concede one fact Runs good, has two brand new they will be denied the privilege of further advertisements in this though. We don't have the deep tires. $100, see Glen, Rm. 106, paper. resources of previous exams, Wolfe. notebooks and gang inherited Sincerely, term papers. But I'd rather flunk FOR SALE Sears nine band on my own than get a gang- radio. AM-FM, 3 Short Wave Donald Smith corporated A. bands, 3 Public Service bands, Advertising Manager Last issue Flash was down at one Longwave band. Good as the month about GINOS (Greeks new (honest) $75. Call Fred, in Name Only). Could it be the 2424, or Rm. 824, Travers. TILT SPEAK GINOS are individuals who realize their mistake and don't A Realistic Peek wish to conform to gang profligateness. How many GDI chicks do you see prancing around campus At Sadistic Greeks with a cute pin tacked to their In a few days, TSC will be the name of Greek gang loyalty. sinistral mammary gland (left invaded from within by forces If one wishes to witness an breast). Chick pledges will all without, too much in the line of exhibition of base human too soon get the social-in-crowd Frederick S. Heyer Editor common sense, displaying sadism, I suggest you visit the picture of the pinned-engaged- David Weiss Associate Editor actions lacking any indication of Greek-zoo cages (tables) in married maternity game. Stuart Z. Goldstein Managing Editor training, self respect or dignity Phelps. There before you eyes, In this age of pacifistic inclinations and anti-militarism. Maryann Bird, Maureen E. Gibbons Contributing Editors and reason. This public showing little girls turn into Stalinistic of ludicrous human idiocy, will Hitlerites, screaming, chiding Greek gangs remain the bastion litter our campus in the form of and terrorizing pledges til tears for barbaric medieval practices. EDITING AND MANAGEMENT pledges performing dumb-ass flow or worse, a person's spirit is The rank regimentation of these Paul Gottlieb News Editor degrading stuts in order to prove broken It a subhuman pit gang initiations are more severe John (Tilt)'Meyer Feature Editor themselves. lacking only a gas chamber and and sadistic than any Debbie Pressley, Tom Fitzpatrick Sports Editors The idea is for pledges to prove whips. indoctrinations that are Olga Serediuk Graphics Editor themselves fit for a Greek Gang Pledges proving their new prevalent in today's New Army. Mike Butkas Photo Editor (rather fraternity or maternity). found gang loyalty will shortly Anyone who professes disdain Don Smith Advertising Yet it's beyond me why pledges take to decorating our campus for the military establishment Stanislaw Sierakowski, Jr. Business must endure mental and physical with spray-painted gang initials and willingly submits himself to Denny Brown Circulation hardships and attacks, while appearing on buildings, lamp the repugnant, affrontive Terry Gencarelli Exchange almost totally neglecting that posts, fire hydrants, water indignities inherent in pledging, Bobbie Meisner Typing pain-in-the-ass school work. How towers, streets and anything else is the epitome of hvpocracy. News Writers: Nila, Liz Stephenson, Cynthia Richaras, Dennis Jensen, many pledges have suffered their childish-prank-orientated The Vet Frat. Alpha Sigma Mark Richie, Tim Schultz, Mike Hawley cume increases during pledge Sports Writers: Halina Nowack, Ronald Ratti. Greg Heck. Jan Corwin, minds feel like descrating Mu, is exempt from the above as Bob Demmerle season? In the last Signal, Flash all members have served at least Feature Writers: Mark Richie, Lou Gaul, Leslie Peckerman, Jim Goiuon. Further, why must pledges (Greek Specl) Gordon seemed two pledging years with Uncle Photographers: Joe Wasko, Jeff Lawlor, Alan Yankielun endure physical hardships etc. sad and disillustioned about why Sam. And upon reemergence into Ad As sistants: RobinChapnick, BevZaram for a social or professional the gangs are dying out. It's civilian life prefer to forget The SIGNAL is a weekly publication paid for through Student Activities Greek gang? The logic of that simple Flash, and it's a result of regimentation and the military Fee. Subscriptions - $5 00 Editorial Opinions, unless signed, are the lunacy evades me. •pinions of the Editorial Board. the Gamma Delta Ionian frame way of life in favor of peace and Could the real reason be; that Nadine Schwartz Advisor of mind prevalent among people a civilized coexistence with man Arthur Steiman Photo Consultant after pledging, the fledgling with common sense and some and himself. rren«yP° 'Typesetting Greek has only one sadistic traits of individuality and self That's why pledging is a joke Carolingian Press Printing ambition in life. Next year he respect; and pride themselves to most vets and people over 20 will get a chance to insult, hurt, on it. years of age. deride and degrade humans in Incidentally Flash, Gamma Wednesday. March 8,1972 TRENTON STATE COLLEGE Page Five FAIRPLAY DEPT. The First Lack Luster Column EMKO..k By TILT MEYER

Never let it be said that the Signal isn't the pinnacle of journalistic fair play etc. After last week's news scoop of the year, the unveiling of the TSC Mud Bowl, Lack Luster Larking, requested and was graciously granted a column in the Signal. Larruping Larking said he felt the insecurity force(less) might have been slightly tarnished and wished to rectify a few tilted disillusions concerning his ticketcidal rejects of society.

Lack Luster said he invites any and all comments about his force! less) in an attempt to get to know the people better. Before I get started, I must insecuretee who passed out coercely report a damaging while chewing gum and writing a security leak in Insecurity. I ticket, is back on the force, and mean, like I'm the ahead of the A Happy Ending miraculously penned 669 tickets. insecurity force(less) and hadn't (The money goes toward colored finished writing my half-time tickets and our wheelchairs.) We Dear Editor: game plan in quadrupalate, when really have to work as the budget I read in the Signal, much to my ignores us, what with $70,000 My name is Anthony DiRicio. I surprise, that some fellow going to cheerleaders and school would like to express an named tiltl?) got a hold of it spirit. occurrence that happened to me despite my James Bondian A regular feature of this recently that may change the security measures. article will be the Uptight perspective of some students I'd like to clear up some the right Downbeat, reporting on anything toward the Administration. pointers that the Mud Bowl new and interesting in the I've been out of school for two article reportedly reported on. contraceptive force (less). years. 1 made several appeals to First not all of my insecurities The most exciting news is that the Academic Advisement Board drool instinctively while writing for you within three weeks we hope to to re-admit me to TSC, but was tickets. For example my fine, have new, already X-marked, Right, because it's effective! rejected every time. After this young student insecurity colored tickets to go with our Right, because it's gentle, so you final rejection I decided to take trainees. Of course they don't painful pink and blase beige. can use it with confidence. And my appeal to Dr. Brower, have the top secret clearance Attention Women's Lib: Did these are the big reasons why President of Trenton State and trust of the people to be you notice I've hired some Emko Foam should be your College. After preparing my entrusted with ticket writing women? One was a wrestler who contraceptive. Over ten years case and following the legal responsibilities. defeated her first 68 bears but of testing and medical studies procedure (which was unique to Second, we couldn't have the 69th bear had a perverted prove Emko one of the most me up to this past year) Dr. motorized wheelchairs for the attraction to her, causing a effective contraceptives avail­ Brower listened to my story. Mud Bowl as the fuel-injected traumatic experience, which she able. Yet it contains no hormones I must admit I went in with a prototypes haven't arrived yet. had a hard time recovering and therefore cannot harm your very pessimistic attitude, feeling (One of my agents reported from. (All you big hairymen general health and well-being. writing a ticket for a truck which that I had been betrayed in the please be a little patient with didn't have a TSC visitor sticker. Of course, Emko Foam has past and up to now why should I her. If she gets to be a little too Not even a student decal; our other important advantages, have any other reason to feel much, just hollar, Smokey the most common and virtually too. There are no complicated differently? After a lengthy and Bear' and rub her stomach. If useless decal.) schedules to follow: no prescrip­ courteous discussion Dr. Brower you have honey or sugar cubes it tions or fittings, and you use it said that he would consider my will help.) only when you need protection. case. Third, since when is it Due to the cold weather and Well, all 1 can say is now I am Besides, you hardly know it's necessary for insecurity icy roads our ticket output for a part-time student at TSC and there. With all of these advan­ personnel to be able to walk 100 Feb. was only 6.169 due to the soon I hope to complete my H tages, you owe it to yourself BARNES HIND* yards in an X amount of time. lack of chains for our cars, education at TSC, thanks to Dr. to try Emko. WETTING Hell, we have a lot of work on scooters and wheelchairs. Brower and his staff. I would SOLUTI r our hands. We have to give out I'd like to pass my thanks on to Emko Foam Two Ways... like to emphasize that I did far Contact Lanooa r BARNES HIND* tickets, direct traffic, and ticket the many students who flash me • Regular with delicate, dear achieve my objective thru legal WErriXC SOLUTION numerous and various violations their middle finger. It's really applicator channels. to Contact Lansa* by those students. kinda neat knowing those • Pre-Fil. that can be filled up Fourth, not all of my people students think I'm number one. to one week in advance If you have problems with use X! Why, just last week 1 You'll have to excuse me, I someone in the Administration, hired Hairlip Harry, who just saw a student park in my lot. don't just generalize (like 1 did) successfully graduated from the I wonder if h is tire is always that 1 ' tt se­ flat. Well, duty calls, and being a lf and say that none of "them" are third grade in 1902 and can still £ OSD public servant (enemy), I must any good. I can't say that they ROBBINS PHARMACY print his first and last name, are all helpful and understand­ without using his Odd-Fellows do my duty. Besides I'm drooling 2108 PENNINGTON ROAD COHTMCtfTIW FOAM so much, my secretary can't ;r ing, but I can say that if you are 2 Blocks North of Campus— Home pass. persistent and use all channels Next to 7-11 Last but not least, the understand what I'm saying. THE EMKO CO., ST. LOUIS. MO. and procedures available, you can find people that are under­ standing and sympathetic and responsible to their duties. 3/8 Anthony Di Ricio "Life and Education in Black America" and "Black African Ethnic Tribal Music," Cromwell Main: 8:00 P.M 3/9 Women's Basketball: at West Chester, 4:00 P M 3/10 Opera, "Street Scene," McCarter Theater, Prin. 8:30 P.M. Opera, "La Boheme," Kendall Theater, 8:00 P M 3/11 Fencing: Patersonand Hunter, 11:00 A.M. Ballet, "Cinderella," McCarter Theater, Prin. 8:30 P.M. Opera, "LaBoheme," Kendall Theater, 8:00 P.M. "Jewel of the Evening Sky," N.J. State Museum, 2, 3, and 4 P.M. 3/12 Concert, "Mt. Sinai Baptist Church Choir," Newark, 3:00 P.M. Ballet, "Cinderella," McCarter Theater, Prin. 8:30 P M 3/13 University of Michigan Chamber Choir, McCarter Theater Prin. 8:30 P.M. 3/14 Movie, "The Revolutionary," McCarter Theater, Prin. 8:00 P.M. Fred Heyer N.J. Boys Choir at Newark Museum, 12:00 NOON. Editor TRENTON STATE COLLEGE Page Six Wednesday, March 8,1972 All-American Barber Places Third in NCAA Championship

by Debbie Pressley

Enroute to his third place pounds, pinned his first round This past weekend Coach Mike opponent but was shouldered by Curry and eight of his Wrestlers finish, Barber decisioned Jim Joe Hatchett of Northern Iowa in entered their first NCAA College Turley of Akron (2-1) and third 5:40. Hatchett was the champion Division Wrestling Champion­ seeded Pat Farner of California of the Tournament. ship held this year at Oswego. Poly (6-2), and he pinned Jim Co-captain Max Calehuff, who New York. The Lions finished Gilton of Howard. Dave was an NAIA All-American last 20th out of a field of 109 teams Alexander, of Northern year, lost to Gary Stone of from all over the nation. Colorado, finally stopped him in Humboldt State by a referee's Barber — All American the semi-finals, 8-5. Barber beat Ed Carroll of California State by split decision after pinning his The Lions' great grappling first two opponents. Gene Barber, seventh seeded 177 default and edged University of California's Mike O'Brien in Bob Force (126), Joe Rampone Gene Barber: NCAA All-American pounder, took third place in the (142), Jody Artiglere (150), Ray NCAA championship and was the overtime (1-0) in the consolation matches. Perez (158), and Joe Martin only TSC matman to place. (HW) were knocked off in the IN WOMEN'S TRACK Barber is TSC's first NCAA All- Barber's finish was the highest ever recorded by a New Jersey opening rounds. Perez and American and his outstanding Artiglere were beaten by second third place finish qualified him State College Wrestler and he is seeded foes. for the NCAA University the first State College grappler Incidentally, California Poly Division Wrestling Champion­ to make the NCAA University won the title - it's fifth in six ships to be held at the University Division. Alexis Crawford Fourth years. of Maryland, this weekend, How the Others Did March 9 thru 11. Meanwhile Gary Cimorelli, 167 In Nationals Disciplined Cagers Finish With 14-9 Record a member of the record holding Alexis Crawford, captain of by Tom Fitzpatrick the Trenton State Women's Trenton State relay team. She is Track Team, competed for the one of the outstanding college Predicted to win six or seven games at the most by experts', the varsity cagers, under Terry Baker Philadelphia Hawks Track Club women track competitors in the and Fred Oshel, compiled a 14-9 record. This was the best TSC finish in five years. And though they at Madison Square Garden, area. Miss Bellew, women's Friday, March 25, in the track coach, hopes that Miss finished at 5-5 in the state college Conference, the Lions were in the running of an NAIA tournament bid National A.A.U. Indoor Crawford will be able to qualify until the final game of the campaign. Championships, Miss Crawford for the first Women's National Highlights of the season ran the third leg for the Hawks Intercollegiate Track Meet, to include a 62-60 decision over city 640 yard relay team which be held in Kentucky in May. rival Rider, one point wins over finished in 4th place in the finals The Trenton State women's conference foes Glassboro and on Friday night. She also ran the team began their season last Montclair (in overtime), and an medley relay. A senior at Monday, March 6. The team is 87-75 thumping of tournament Trenton State, Alexis began looking forward to an expanded bound Monmouth. running with the Philadelphia meet schedule as additional The biggest individual efforts Club last year, and is in her colleges add women's inter- came from Bart Fazio — 30 fourth year of competition for scholastic track to their pro­ points in the Monmouth clash, Trenton State. She holds the grams. All interested women and Bob Hutchinson, who against women's school record for the students are welcome to join the Newark scored 30 points, 100 and 220 yard dashes, and was team. grabbed 30 rebounds (for a school record), and blocked six shots. Artie Bobik led Trenton in three categories including scoring (12.5 avg.), steals, and assists. Hutchinson was the leading rebounder, trailed closely by Roger Bigos and Andy Ridgeway. Bigos also hit on 49.77o of his field goal attempts to nip Neil Kennett (46%) in that department. However, Kennett was the Lions' best foul shooter hitting at an 86% clip Trenton averaged 65 5 points a game and gave up 63.8 per game, so they will for the second year in a row be ranked nationally in defense There are no statistics on defensive play, but Andy Ridgeway was the best TSC defender and possibly the best in the Conference. The only seniors are Fazio. Ridgeway, and Kennett so Baker and Oshel are very optimistic ahrmt next vear.

... and Bob Hutchinson duplicated him at Newark At the same time, the former Steinert star grabbed 30 rebounds for a TSC record.

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Janice Pudja canned two foul into this weekend's regionals as tosses with 28 seconds left in the opened up a ten point bulge the No. One team, offset Anne midway through the third game to lift Trenton State Murphy's jumper with 11 College women's basketball quarter before the losers knotted seconds showing to make the the score at 38-38 at the end of team (706i to the New Jersey final score. State Women's Intercollegiate the period The regionals will be held at Trenton produced a team basketball championship, Towson State College in downing Glassboro 52-50 at eltort as Joyce Compton poured Baltimore. Glassboro and in 16 points and hauled down 16 Middlesex County College last Monmouth will also compete in Saturday. rebounds (12 in the first half). the three day tourney The Janice Bratvanski pumped in 11. Miss Pudja's winning points, Lionettes never trailed which qualified Trenton to go and Louise Quinn grabbed 15 throughout the entire contest and boards 112 in t he first half).

Joyce Compton pumped in 16 markers in the Lionettes' victory on Saturdav.

From the sports editors

Due to circumstances beyond our control, some articles, press releases, and Women's State Gymnastics Tournament March 10 Packer 7 00 $1.00 announcements which should have appeared in previous issues of The SIGNAL did not. We apologize to all Lionettes Bow To concerned and hope that you Lionettes Win will still continue to make use of the SIGNAL sport page(s) even though some­ Betty Van llise and Linda Groover, two junior South Connecticut times we goof a little. P.E. majors, took second place in the consolation doubles of D. P. and T. F. the Philadelphia Intercollegiate Badminton Tournament held by Debbie Pressley two weekends ago. In the first round of the double loss elimination tourney, the On Saturday, the talented Lady Lion Gymnasts (8-21 lost to an equally talented visiting Southern Connecticut team. 94.55 to 89.90. TSC duo lost to Brvn Mawr. They then beat Harcum Junior before a large, enthusiastic home crowd. College in their first consolation game, but lost to Ursinus in Janet Cantwell. a Temple their third match. 1-15. 15-10. and 9-15, for the number two transfer and a USA team spot. member, took one second and The TSC entries' second place finish marked the first time three first places for TSC but it just wasn't good enough as the any TSC player or team has won an award in that tournament. Lionettes lost their second meet > of the season. Miss Cantwell. even though not performing up to par, won the vaulting, beam, and jayVees Run to 14-5 Mark bar competitions. She placed second in the floor exercises. HELP WANTED by Tom Fitzpatrick This Friday, March 10, the Lionettes will host the Women's Lowen. Chuch Gargan. and Joe State Gymnastics Competition. SIGNAL STAFF!! Watching a varsity game, you Phyllis Cooper and Company see a disciplined attack from the Medvetz. Together they averaged 80 points a game while won the title last year and the Lions. But if you ever went Lionettes are hoping to retain holding the opposition to a norm Photographers early, you saw an exciting, fast- their status as the Number One breaking JV squad displaying of 67. They hit a school record by scoring 108 points against women's gymnastics team in the fine form. Under youthful coach state. Ed Petranto. the jayvees ran up Newark's siblings. Advertising Assistants—needed to work in area a 14-5 m ark, the best record in Bobiak led the Lion cubs in their history. scoring (18.9 avg.) and assists, the rider college of handling rate requests and information corres­ while Wylie was the best The team consisted of Mike c.u.b. presents . . . Bobiak. Tom Wylie, Mark rebounder (11.7 avg.). pondence, and also to solicit local ads. the Fitzgerald. Jim Flately. Bob Petranto feels many of the Rossi, Rich Slifko, Barry jayvee members will be in Harper, Steve Steinmetz, Mark varsity uniforms next year and STEVE MILLER they probably will be band with RON OSTROW

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PLAY REVIEW: clawing each other, drinking until they are stupefied, and attending bizarre parties which The Selling of The President' are havens for homosexual dress designers and hostesses with see- through Saran wrap gowns The only rift arises when Caine falls in love with one of his overnight You Bought Nixon - Buy This! flings. Stella (Susannah York) Zee does not mind her husband having affairs with other By Lou Gaul women, but the thought of him When 1 first heard a musical being in love infuriates her play was being based on Joe Elizabeth Taylor plays her usual McGinniss' THE SELLING OF Virginia Wolf role with added THE PRESIDENT. I had a preconceived notion that it could be a worthwhile effort, but I wondered how successful it would be. I a m happy to say that X Y AND UGH! THE SELLING OF THE PRESIDENT is a very funny, vigor. She uses lurid language By Lou Gaul irreverant view of the consisting of four letter words advertising media and the most often used in training Army X Y & ZEE is rated 'R' for packaging of political candi­ troops. The female star wears so dates. repulsive. Anyone who is looking much make-up that it looks as for a good nights entertainment The show takes place during though someone threw a can of would be better off attending a the 1976 election, and Senator paint in her face. So much for the roller derby game. After you see George Mason of Brokenbow. awaited return of Liz Taylor to this film, you feel as though you Nebraska has decided to hand his the screen. have just witnessed the most campaign management over to Caine comes across as an vicious love triangle ever an advertising agency. Mason unfeeling individual who wants presented on the screen. allows the media people to use the enjoyment of women as long Elizabeth Taylor plays Zee any method of promotion so he as he can love them in his own who is a member of the jet set can become president. The selfish way. Females are and the wife of a prominent Senator always says, "George portrayed from a complete male architect, Michael Caine. Zee Mason isn't going to barracade ehauvenist viewpoint. Stella and and Caine fully enjoy himself in some studio. I'm Zee both seem as though all they themselves. They find thrills in going to come to the people!" care about is competing for such simple pastimes as having Mason never does escape the Caine's affections even though casual affairs, slapping and studio. he has none to give. It is a brutal, The musical numbers are top harsh portrait of women which notch with lyrics by Jack is completely erroneous and O'Brien and music by Bob unappeti/ing. James. The tunes all revolve The triangle travels full cycle around commercials that AVAILABLE NOW by the end of the film. There are promote Mason. The first no violent scenes, but human advertisement, an appeal to AT THE lives are destroyed through the church goers, is referred to as actions of the characters. Zee 'cue the Christians.' Mason's COLLEGE STORE. learns that Stella has lesbian campaign commercials appeal tendencies so she plays upon this to hard hats, Indians, Blacks, frailty and goes to bed with her. liberals, females, right wingers, FROM Meanwhile. Caine has forgotten left wingers, and bigots. The his problems and is having an lyrics of each song promise a affair with his secretary. If you certain segment of the voting can believe this nonsense, you're population the Utopia that they GRANT RECORDS better off watching a hornev dream of. soap opera on television. Pat Hingle stars as Senator If you attend this film, you will Mason. Hingle is known for his probably leave with a headache, many character actor roles in and wonder whether you have various films and television been entertained or abused. X Y shows. Barbara Barrie portrays & ZEE has all the warmth of a Grace Mason, the Senator's glass of ice water in the middle dimwitted spouse. She enjoy's of a snow storm. If you are Mason's advertisements be­ looking for a worthwhile movie, cause they are 'just like the gum please do not even consider this commercials that she always trash. X Y & Z EE belongs at the used to hum.' end of the alphabet and your Karen Morrow and Robert i£nff^ movie list. Darnel play the brains behind Mason in the advertising field. They give advice to the Senator such as, "Hold your chin up and iliifr think thin!" Mason sums up the Papa John's FHands... Q. Slick • J. Bonus • N. Buck advertising world as 'people who J. Casady • J. CIpoNlna • B. C onls sell airplane tickets to people J. Covington • A. H illary z P. Ksntnor • J . Kaukonon • M. Li pskln who don't care where they're 8. Montsiro • 8. Olson • 8. Plana D. Rauch • P. Soars • T. Smith going, and deodorant to people who don't care how they smell.' FEATURING: OVER THE RAINBOW, FEATURING: CHINA SUNFIGHTER, The star explodes at the end and THE JANITOR DROVE THE CADIL­ ETC. professes that he has spent $26 LAC, ETC. million on the campaign, and the public doesn't know what he wants to do. The funny part is, (Continued from Page 4) the Senator doesn't care about executed piece, classical rockn what he wants to do as long as he roll if you please, but I'm sure can be elected to the almighty the old boy would turn over in his Presidency. grave if he heard it. No reason, The set is somewhat unique. It just like that. is a two story layout with the top America, the last cut on the tier devoted to the professional album, is the best It is a television works and the bottom brilliant takeoff from the West floor used to stage the musical YOUR CHOICE Side Story America, not cynical numbers. A screen is attached to like the Bernstein rendition, but the right side of the stage. The full of the horrors, the films shown revolve around the unspeakable horrors that lie in news of the day, man on the dark closets late at night, when street interviews, etc. The stage Only $3.49 there's no one in the house but setting is imaginative and novel. you, and it's raining out. This play will be running Reg. $4.79 through to March 11th at the and Shubert Theatre in Philadelphia, I've said enough already It s a and it will open on March 28th in very decent album, worth the New York at the Shubert few pennies it will cost you to Theatre on Broadway. The add it to your collection By the production may offend some THE COLLEGE STORE way, Emerson, Lake, and people in its perspective of Palmer will be in New York at political candidates, but most of Hours: Monday thru Friday 9-6, Saturday 'til 1:00 the Academy of Music sometime the audience can just relax and in March, I'm not sure of the enjoy the laughs and music. THE date. They will also be in Athens SELLING OF THE PRESI­ Ohio on April 20 with Mountain DENT is definitely a good buy. Anyone interested in going, let me know. It's a nice ride