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Issue 12 • 24 – 30 Mar 2018

that had been deposited in that shiny new building Yo u r s t a r s development scheme, but magine being to children and animals, that wasn’t his fault. And this week! Eileen Grimshaw, and he even heats up your he’s worked so hard to get eh? After being let microwave lasagne for himself back on his feet. Life 20 dowwn and cheated on, you if you’ve had a long couldn’t be better... oh, dear! theen enduring a So never mind those coouple of quite who’ve lost friends, lovers duull partners “Imagine being and relatives at Phelan’s (thhere was Eileen Grimshaw!” hands – we think it’s quite one who was right that Eileen is the one a fireman with a shift and some tricky to get the final showdown. wwife and that one customers at Streetcars. In our eyes, her shattered ooff Cold Feet), Okay, so he had bad dreams are by far Phelan’s you finally meet luck with his business most heinous crime. Andrew a good’un. He’s partner who ran away with Steven Murphy, Edito Scarborough kind to you, nice all the neighbours’ money [email protected]. “Graham has seen a lot of dark things…” The BIG 42 stories... 35

Coronation Street I can’t 4 Eileen & Phelan: cliff-top calamity believe I’m 22 David contemplates running away still playing Just be Audrey chess. grateful for the 30 : heartbreak and joy! plot. We can’t all 31 Carla reaches out to Simon be Stacey, you 33 Eva fears that something is wrong know! 46 Liz befriends Steve’s old teacher Lorraine Stanley EastEnders “Karen’s dream man 10 Kat feels the locals’ wrath ...and more! would be Idris Elba!” 18 Jack tries to impress Mel 12 Inside Gossip – soap news 26 Sharon goes nuclear on Phil 36 What Happens When? 46 32 Keanu to shack up with Jay? 38 Soapbox 35 Bernie is put to the chess test 48 10 Facts About… 42 Karen: 40-a-day lioness Tameka Empson Cripes! I’ve run 52 Rosemary’s at Emmerdale out of loo roll and the spirits again! 8 Ross contemplates suicide I only have Robert’s 54 Star watch 20 Graham reveals a huge secret! contracts on me… 56 Blast from 21 Vanessa might lose her career the Past with… 34 Jimmy takes a jab at Joe Emmerdale’s 44 David’s cheating shame exposed Adam Fielding Louis Emerick 58 Style watch “My characters are Hollyoaks 34 92 Who’s Who? always ‘Michael’! It 28 Shane & Simone getting steamy? 94 Puzzles follows me round…” 35 Adam frets and sweats 96 Hot List 47 Ryan wants Tegan exterminated 98 Hits & Misses 47 Neighbours 32 Mark: hello sis, goodbye ex! Wannabe 50 Dakota plays with Leo in London Home and Away 16 Alf: trapped in a sinkhole! 35 Maggie’s cancer quandary

Dramas Lily Brazier Duncan James 24 Casualty Robyn steers… stars as a has- “Ryan has hurt people Holby City been singer! 32 Hanssen appears Turnoverto – I wouldn’t put it past 33 Doctors Daniel adheres? p59 for more… him to kill again!”

34 Casualty Rash’s fears! GETTY PHOTOS: TheINSIDE First with the week’s

Eileen & Hot THIS WEEK! KILL SHOWD THE STREET’S BIGGEST STORY EXPLODES AS S

his is the earth-shattering Gary, Tim and Seb head to the Mill site, moment that Corrie fans determined to expose his wicked deeds. have been waiting for, as However, they get a lot more than they T Eileen finally learns that bargain for – when the corpses of Andy she’s married to a murderer! Carver and Vinny Ashford resurface! Phelan’s buried secrets come back to Meanwhile, Eileen and Phelan are far haunt him in spectacular fashion after away from the cobbles at a seaside SCO HOTTESTOSheadlinh dli es.... CORONATION STREET | ITV GOOD FRIDAY

DOWN! SHE FINALLY DISCOVERS HIS DEADLY SECRETS…

retreat that he’s using as a cover to make Cleaver, who plays her. “The fact that his final escape. But when Eileen gets a two bodies have been found and Phelan voicemail from Tim revealing her hubby’s is behind the deaths is hard for her to grisly crimes, a terrifying confrontation take in. It utterly rocks her world, and ensues by the edge of a cliff… she’s in a very vulnerable position since “This news comes as an absolute she’s completely on her own with him.” shock to Eileen,” despairs actress Sue CONTINUED OVER↘ INSIDE SCOOP

↘ FROM PREVIOUS PAGE Prior to the holiday from hell and the horror that awaits her, Eileen and Phelan are contemplating their move away. Despite her other half’s involvement in the Calcutta Street property scam, Eileen is standing by her man – on the condition that they leave their home and go elsewhere. “When Eileen found out that Phelan had conned everyone, she was furious,” shares Sue. “She was ready to go to the police until she realised that Todd was implicated as well. Plus, Phelan insists that he made a terrible mistake, and ultimately Eileen doesn’t want to be without her husband.” THE GREAT ESCAPE! Phelan is forced to rethink their fresh start, though, after the Mill’s site manager blasts him for his shoddy workmanship – and tells him the cement he laid is to be dug up and reapplied! Of course, it’s beneath the concrete that Andy and Vinny are hidden, so Phelan is forced to think fast – and fools Eileen into taking a trip away to view a potential new home by the she wants to stick by him, but With Gary and Tim’s help, “They’re about to go out sea. But their getaway is all then it all goes horribly wrong!” suspicious Seb heads to the on this boat when Phelan so he can do a runner. Back in Weatherfield, Seb construction site in search of snaps and accuses Eileen of “They go to look at this gets wind of the fact that the damning evidence, and crowding him,” Sue tells us. cottage that is supposedly Phelan’s concrete is being dug before long the fellas crack “She’s confused, as one minute for sale, where they can talk up, and his gut feeling tells open the concrete themselves they’re talking about their future and see if they have a future him that’s where his former using sledgehammers. together, and the next he’s together,” explains Sue. “Eileen boss must have stashed the Later, after the police arrive saying he needs some space. has made the decision that gun that killed Luke Britton. and arrest them for what looks “Eileen decides she’s not like criminal damage, the plot giving up on Phelan so easily. The elements are against takes a gruesome turn as the So she later takes herself to them – will Mother Nature two bodies are found – and the boat with a picnic…” claim their lives instead? Gary is arrested on suspicion of murder! Will Phelan get away STORMY WATERS! with his heinous crime after all? However, after Eileen sees that Unsurprisingly, the evil her hubby was intending to sail brute doesn’t plan on sticking away without her, she’s furious! around to find out. He has his In the heat of the moment, passport packed, and is ready clumsy Eileen drops her food to sail away into the sunset – hamper – complete with her without his adoring wife! car keys – into the sea, sealing Phelan turns on her – Eileen realises what he is truly capable of”

6 lnsideSoap head back to the boat – before she hurries to the harbour to call Tim. But what Eileen doesn’t realise is that Phelan has followed her, setting the pair on course for what could be their final showdown… “Phelan turns on Eileen and she is terrified,” grimaces Sue. “She realises what he is truly capable of and that he could kill her. There’s a tussle, and The bodies are it’s a fight for her life.” discovered – but Gary is the one arrested! OVER THE EDGE! Phelan grabs Eileen’s phone her fate and trapping her with just as her desperate call the Street’s secret serial killer. to Tim goes through, and she To Phelan’s credit, though, manages to shout out her he can’t bring himself to turn location. But Phelan then his back on his wife without throws her mobile into the ensuring she gets home safely. sea, and she retaliates with “He wants to help Eileen into some tough home truths. a taxi before he disappears, Phelan is incandescent and that is Phelan’s downfall in with rage, and Eileen’s only the end – the fact that he really hope is to threaten him with does have genuine feelings for throwing the keys to his her,” sighs Sue. “She tells him getaway boat over the cliff, to leave her alone, but then thus scuppering his escape. Eileen gets a signal on her However, while the pair struggle, phone followed by a message the rusty harbour railing from Tim telling her about the gives way behind them… bodies at the Mill, and the fact Will this be the moment that that she is in serious danger.” spells the end for Phelan? Or As the penny drops for will a tragic twist see him claim Eileen, she attempts to cover Eileen as his latest victim? her fear and tells Phelan to Laura-Jayne Tyler “Filming Eileen’s battle with Phelan was brutal!” Sue takes us behind the scenes of their cli-top showdown… Whatever your ‘Phelans’ on this of thick trousers and waterproofs, story, the builder’s killing spree has a padded fleece and two coats made for some of the most dramatic underneath my costume. It was scenes we’ve seen on the cobbles like someone was picking up bucket for a while. The actors have put their loads of seawater and just throwing hearts and souls into making it a it in my face Tiswas-style! thrilling watch, complete with a “On top of all that, this was a gruelling location shoot in Whitehaven, hardcore storyline emotionally,” adds Cumbria – the setting for Eileen and the star. “We had a fantastic team and Phelan’s fight to the death… everyone worked so hard. The lighting “It was brutal – my face was actually was amazing, the stunt guys were grazed from the horizontal hail and incredible, and it was a job well done sleet!” reveals Sue, reflecting on the with a real Dunkirk spirit. It’s probably special effects that the crew employed the most challenging work I’ve ever to set the dramatic scene. “I had two done on the Street, and the most pairs of thermals, two jumpers, a pair exciting. I’ve loved every minute.”

lnsideSoap 7 EMMERDALE | ITV THURSDAY Will Ross end it all? AS HIS SUSPECTED ATTACKER STANDS TRIAL, ROSS HITS ROCK BOTTOM…

8 lnsideSoap they’re interested in him, but they’re actually making fun of him behind his back – and his confidence is badly affected. “He blames everybody else for forcing him to go out when he knew it wasn’t a good idea – his confidence was already very low, and this incident just Will Moira and Pete knocks it right back down to be able to bring Ross zero again.” back from the brink? The next day, Pete and Moira Michael. “He’s starting to are horrified become reliant on these pills to realise that because he’s in constant Pete spots an empty Ross has gone agony – and he’s drinking in bottle of booze and AWOL – and order to numb his pain, both fears the worst… are further physically and emotionally. panicked after “What we’ve got to oss is in total Pete finds a remember is that within the despair this week, …before finding stash of pills past six months, Ross has lost as his accused Ross unconscious and an empty almost his entire family. He’s assailant pleads and in danger whiskey bottle lost his lifeline, which means noot guilty to in Ross’ car. it’s not just his scars that he’s causing the innjuries that have the house – let alone visit a “Ross has gone to a place having to deal with…” left him scarred for life. public place,” shares Michael. he used to visit with his dad Can Pete get Ross to safety WithRoss alreadya in the “He plucks up the courage to and his brothers, to try to find and secure the help he so depths of depressionp as he go to the Woolpack with Pete, some clarity – or at least badly needs – or is it already struggles to deal with the though, and they get chatting reminisce about a time when too late to save him? physical and emotionale to these girls. Ross thinks he liked his life,” reveals Allison Jones consequencess of the acid attack, a disastrouss trip to the Woolpack pusshes him to the edge. So when his brother Pete finds him slumpedm unconscious TAKING ITS TOLL after knockingg back pills and booze, he fears the worst… “Ross ispraactically suicidal,” Michael admits that playing out Ross’ journey has been tough… admits actor MichaelM Parr, who plays him. “Thhe old Ross has Working on this so you can’t get into the felt very confident in gone, and he’ss in self-destruct diicult storyline must mindset of a real victim – my performance, just mode. He’sreallye not dealing have involved a great it’s always there for them. because I don’t want with what’s haappened to him, deal of research… to make any mistakes. and is spirallinng out of control. Yes – I’ve done practically How have you found There’s been doubt in He’s been drinnking too much, everything that I can do the past few weeks – my mind, but I’m just and not lookinng after himself. without experiencing the has it been a challenge? hoping I’m portraying the story as well and He has endedd up with an physical act of an acid It’s all new territory for me, as truthfully as I can. infection in hiss face which has attack. But as an actor and it’s been incredibly you are able to escape difficult. I’ve not seepedinto his bloodstream, your character’ss burden, Have you maanaged so he’s not in a very good to switch off at the place at all right now.” end of the daay? WithRoss in a terrible The hardest part to state already, the news switching offf is watching that hiss attack suspect your scenes and istopleadp not guilty criticising yoourself. This comes as yet another is the firsttimme that I’ve devasttating blow. But actually portrrayed a real Pete recckons he might person’s story. This be making progress with is a very topical his brother’s recuperation and proominent when he persuadesu Ross to Will Ross turn his issue wwhich is back on his young soimpportant for join him for a nightn at the pub. son Moses? “Until now, Ross has found us to gget right. it veryy difficult t to even leave

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EASTENDERS | BBC1 MONDAY The Slaters under fire! KAT’S ‘DEATH’ HAS HUGE REPERCUSSIONS FOR THE CLAN…

here’s uproar in she tries to keep herh ead the looks on their faces say it Walford this week, as down, Mo does little too solve all when they think they’ve T the locals turn on the the problems she’s broought to worked outwhat Mo is Slaters in the wake of Stacey’s door – andw hen it doing to scrape the Kat’s shock comeback from turns out she owes caash toa cash together!” the dead! However, the angry woman called Annie, it seems Stacey has an folk of Albert Square are the Mo is in serious trouble. even harder job, least of the clan’s worries, as it Meanwhile, it’s no secret though,asshe transpires that Mo has landed that Mo has encouraged the tries to appease them in very hot water… Square’s residents toh elp her her friends who “Kat probably wishes she raise plenty of dosh soo that Kat feel they’ve had stayed ‘dead’, rather than could have a glorious send-off. been short- come home to this total farce,” Her insistence saw Maartin set changed. reckons our EastEnders spy. up an online crowd-funding To build “As the reasoning behind her page, while the Carterrs agreed supposed demise is revealed, to hold a fund-raising event at it will be no shock to viewers the Vic in Kat’s honourr. So it’s that Big Mo was behind it – not just this mysterious Annie wreaking havoc for Kat, Stacey that Mo owes big timee. and Jean in typical fashion!” “Mo is up to her necckin The women find themselves trouble – and desperate times under the microscope following call for desperate meaasures,” Kat’s miracle resurrection – a insists our source. “Thhe Slaters Stacey is left sham that sheepish Mo clearly are horrified when theyy catch cleaning up Mo’s has a lot to answer for. But as wind of what is going on, and mess – as usual!

10 lnsideSoap SEE YOU SLATER! Zoe and Charlie to make a return? Now that the Slaters have Meanwhile, Albert Square brought girl power back to icon Jessie Wallace would Walford, star Laila Morse love to see the return of (Big Mo) reckons they need Kat’s daughter Zoe. a man in their lives… “It would be great if “I think Derek [Martin] Michelle Ryan [who played should come back as her between 2000 and Charlie’s twin brother,” says 2005] came back – I think the actress, after stressing that would make a brilliant that Kat’s dad should never storyline,” she enthuses. have been killed off in 2016. “I still get people yelling “Dark hair, a little bit of at me in the street, ‘You growth on his face… we’d ain’t my muvva’ and asking all welcome that!”that! me to say, ‘YesYes I am!’”am

bridges, Stace invites them all to the pub so that she There’s life in the old Kat yet! But can she can explain properly.But willw and Stacey sort out they agree to hear her out?t this sorry situation? Later, sheandKat headtod the market as they try to think of waystobring in some morem dollar – while Jean comestos the decision to stay put in Walford for a while. As Stacey secretly relishes the idea of having her family back aroundheer, will theclanever e be able to show their faces in public agaain? Orisitacasec of ‘the Slaters against thet world’ fromo here on out?o Laura-JayneJ Tyler

lnsideSoap 11 INSIDE Laura-Jayne snoops behind the big soap headlines… CORONATION STREET

Weatherfield’s finest introduce us to their new surroundings… t’s an exciting time to be lives in the Manchester Sneak part of Coronation Street, Arena bombing last year. ON-SET I judging by the grinning “When the tragedy stars who welcomed Inside happened, we knew straight PICS! Soap to their home in Salford away that we should do for a sneak peek at the something that shows we soap’s extended new set! stand with the people of Cobbles favourites Tina Manchester,” explains Kate. O’Brien (Sarah), Jack P “Obviously Martyn being such Shepherd (David), Sue Nicholls a big superfan and a huge (Audrey) and Lucy Fallon personality, it felt right that (Bethany) were thrilled to be we should mark him here as flying the flag for the Platts well. The bench is a character as they officially unveiled the in itself. There are 22 flowers addition to Victoria Street – on it, so everybody is a wider area that includes represented. It will be shops, restaurants, a tram here as long as Corrie stop and a police station. is, which will hopefully YOU’RE NICKED! “The Victoria Street extension be forever.” The cobbles characters had represents a thrilling chapter in With other landmarks better watch themselves Corrie history: an amazing new to include a snooker now the cop shop is only stage, full of dramatic potential,” hall and a tattoo a stone’s throw away. grins series producer Kate parlour, viewers can Oates. “Our amazing design look forward to double team have created everything the drama for the from scratch – but there’s also Street’s inhabitants. a feeling of these sets having “I’m tempted to always been there, just around go big [when filming the corner. It feels very northern, commences on the new very true to Corrie and as if set] – it’s going to be very it has been here forever.” exciting!” enthuses Kate. “We WISHFUL INKING! Poignantly, a specially started storylining for it months No doubt some of the locals commissioned memorial ago, and the extra space gives will be chancing their arm bench will take pride of place our stories room to breathe in (and other body parts!) at in an urban garden, to honour a whole new precinct…” Tattoo’ll Do Nicely… Corrie superfan Martyn Hett Viewers will see the new set and all those who lost their on screen from Friday 20 April.

12 lnsideSoap SPICE OF LIFE! Speed Daal had better live up to its name – with food served in a flash!

PARK LIFE! Away from the hubbub of the Street is this concrete jungle – perfect for reflecting.

ACTION STATIONS! How long until someone bids an emotional farewell This is the most smiling that the Platts as they hop aboard a tram? have done all year

STOP INSIDE Gossip PRESS! Bring it all back? Former S Club singer Hannah Spearritt has hinted at a Walford return as Karen’s sister Kandice: “I think there is more to come from her, but we’ll have to wait and see…”

Bite me! But there’ll be no going ROBERT’S back for ex-EastEnder Adam Astill, who was as shocked as fans when his alter ego Luke’s gnashers DRUGS HELL! turned up in a box. Hisi exercise i regime i will ill “I wonder if Luke died before or after they take a desperate turn… removed his teeth?” he mused. CORONATION STREET Worthy wawwatchatchhh The Silent Childdd – th he Street’s charity Oscar-winning shhorrt boxing match is to ilm written by ndan Tspark a major new starring formerrr storyline for Robert in the Hollyoaks star coming weeks, as he begins Rachel Shenttonton to abuse steroids while (Anne ‘Mitzeeee’e training for his big fight! Minniver) – willlll “It’s an interesting one screen on BBC111 from a psychological point on 30 March, iff of view,” explains actor How much more you want to catch Tristan Gemmill, who plays drama can poor her amazing wworkk. the Bistro boss. “It’s not Michelle take? outlandish to think that an alpha male like Robert, who recently had testicular cancer, would feel shaken by an episode like that. “He’s trying to seize the day and SPY... make the most of the reprieve he’s Soap been given, but he ends up overdoing the exercise,” adds the star. “That’s Sweet dreams! why he gets into these muddy waters.” The cheek of naughty Hollyoaks Viewers can expect Robert’s stars Nadine Mulkerrin (Cleo) drug addiction to throw yet another and Parry Glasspool (Harry) in spanner in the works for him and this picture, poking fun at Nick Michelle, who is set to face huge Pickard (Tony) taking a nap! drama of her own when her other What these bright young things son Ryan returns to the Street and need to remember is that Nick is faces off against Ali. It remains to be the soap’s longest-serving actor, seen how this lot will cope with so and back when it started in 1995,

many forces tearing them apart… GETTY INSTAGRAM/NADINEMULKERRIN, PHOTOS: they only did one episode a week! INSIDE SCOOP

What is Roo doing in the sinkhole? And can father and daughter escape with their lives? HOME AND AWAY| Channel 5 MONDAY Alf’s sinkhole horror! CAN THE BAY FAVOURITE SURVIVE THIS LATEST CATASTROPHE?

isaster strikes at the school and he finishes them. And that’s when the someone else at the bottom in Summer Bay up at the bottom of this blast tears the school apart! So of the sinkhole with him: his D this week, after a sinkhole. He’s got a huge lump how serious is Alf’s condition daughter Roo! We’ll have to massive explosion of concrete across his chest, as he languishes in the dark wait and see whether she’ll be rips through town – causing and there’s no help in sight. depths of the sinkhole? able to help get her dad out of a sinkhole to open up right I’m a bit worried about him, “It’s not easy for him – have this dangerous situation alive below the high school! to be honest!” you ever been and well – but Ray reckons The blast is triggered when Alf’s perilous at the bottom filming the scenes was like a Justin drives his car into a plight comes “The set was of one of those white-knuckle ride in itself. team of gas workers while about as his amazing – like things?” grins “The set was amazing – it trying to evade angry Ash. grandson Ray. “At this felt like we were at the bottom Lives are in peril as the fire Ryder gets the bottom of point, he’s not of a mineshaft or something,” races along the gas mains – into trouble sure if he’s he enthuses. “The crew built but it’s Bay stalwart Alf who at school with a mineshaft” going to get a set in the Home and Away bears the brunt of it, after he best pal Raffy. out – it could studio, and it was pretty eerie. ends up in the deadly pit… Alf is called in to deal with the well be curtains for poor Alf. We filmed all the scenes in one “Alf just happens to be in situation, along with Raffy’s One way or another, this is set day, so I was down there for a the wrong place at the wrong guardians John and Marilyn – to be a huge story for him.” lengthy period of time. Let’s time,” reveals Ray Meagher, but after the naughty teens do As our pictures show, Alf just say I was very glad to get who plays the long-suffering a runner, the adults are forced is thrown a lifeline when he out of there by the end!” local. “There’s an explosion to split up and search for realises that there’s actually Sarah Ellis

16 lnsideSoap Your soap story Wish list!

“I’d like Pauline Quirke to join Coronation Street. I think she’d be brilliant in it. She could play Eileen’s crazy cousin. I think they look a bit alike!” …suggests reader Caroline from Birmingham

“Can they bring back Scott Windsor to Emmerdale, please? I always really fancied the actor who played him: the gorgeous Ben Freeman!” …froths reader Annie from CAR CHASE Scarborough “When Keanu’s dad turns up in EastEnders, CARNAGE! he’ll have to be a real Robbo causes more misery… looker. My mum says Tom Hardy, but I think Alf’s predicament is yet another calamity brought about by Robbo. He’s been hiding out at the Morgan it should be Bertie house, but this week Justin realises he needs to get Carvel, who plays Robbo out of town before Ash clocks that he’s there. the husband in Ash soon discovers that Robbo has been spotted Doctor Foster.” by the cops, though – and when Justin hears that Ash …muses reader Mason is on his way, he dumps Willow and Robbo and drives off like a bat out of hell! But with Ash hot on his tail, “In Hollyoaks, Justin isn’t paying attention as he ploughs into a I think ’s team of gas workers on the road. Sienna As he lays slumped at the wheel, stalker should will Justin end up six feet under, be her half-sister just like the last person who tried Liberty Savage. to help Robbo skip town? Anyone remember her? Sienna seems to have forgotten all about her!” …says reader Gabby from Frome

Each week, we invite readers to share their dream soap storylines on our lnsideSoap Facebook page. Check it out and join in the fun at www.facebook.com/ insidesoap. Or you can email your idea to us at [email protected]. There’s a £10 prize for every suggestion we publish in the magazine! PHOTOS: REX/SHUTTERSTOCK, GETTY REX/SHUTTERSTOCK, PHOTOS:

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JACK WOOS MEL BUT ISN’T

ack spies a golden suit, and he has a penchant opportunity to try for sassy blondes who give Jto impress Mel this as good as they get. Let’s week, as he roars face it, it was only a matter into Albert Square behind the of time before the spark was wheel of a flash sports car! ignited between these two!” The pair have shared a While the teenage boys in couple of flirty moments the Square drool over Jack’s since Mel returned to her hired wheels, it’ll clearly take old stomping ground, and so more than posh leather seats far she has opted to play it and alloy wheels to rev Mel’s cool. However, will the ice engine. So as Jack makes it maiden begin to melt as cocky his mission to win her over, Jack makes her an offer she he offers to whisk Mel away finds very hard to refuse? on a date to Paris – and she “Jack and Mel are an is sorely tempted. Hunter is determined obvious but smart match,” Meanwhile, young Hunter to vent his frustration reckons our Walford insider. is well aware of his mum’s on Jack’s new motor “She likes a fella in a sharp potential new suitor, and BLONDE AMBITION!

Yes, Jack has a type… RONNIE MITCHELL The Mitchell ice queen was Jack’s true love, no doubt about it. But the couple’s fairy-tale romance came to a heartbreaking end when Ronnie tragically drowned on their wedding night. ROXY MITCHELL Jack’s midlife crisis Jack couldn’t resist taking is a blockbuster! a bite of the forbidden fruit when he shared a one-night stand with Ronnie’s sister. However, he and Roxy were forced to fess up after she fell pregnant with his baby. TANYA BRANNING A knight in shining armour in the wake of his brother Max’s affair with Stacey, hero Jack stepped into the breach to support Tanya – and while he was at it, he stepped into her bed! SHARON MITCHELL Remember when these two almost got hitched? (No? We don’t blame you.) Jack called off the wedding after talking to Ronnie, who was behind bars for her baby- swap antics at the time. INGRID SOLBERG It was over before it even began, but Jack couldn’t resist a snog with childminder The car won’t start, Ingrid in the months following and Jack is left looking Ronnie’s death. The poor fella wasn’t himself – but he stayed like a complete tool!” true to type with pretty Ingrid! decides to take out his anger the business of rolling out the on Jack’s hot new motor – red carpet for a new fella…” only for Phil to clock his plan That very fella offers to take and offer sage advice. Will Mel for a spin in his motor that Hunter be willing to let his day, and the macho man in him thought of Jack pursuing her. them – only for his plan to mum drive off into the sunset can’t help but patronise her. Mel can tell that her son is backfire with disastrous results. with a smooth charmer? So imagine Jack’s humiliation narked, and tries to defuse the Will Mel be forced to choose “We’re talking about a lad when the car won’t start – situation by insisting that she between her new love and who has idolised his father and he’s left looking like a isn’t looking for a relationship. the lad who means the world Steve his whole life,” our sneak complete and utter tool! However, as Jack continues to her? Or will the teeanger’s points out. “It would be fair Hunter later makes a few sly with his efforts to woo the meddling only serve to push to assume that Hunter is very digs about him for his mum’s single mum, Hunter attempts his mum closer to Jack? protective of Mel, and isn’t in benefit, clearly miffed at the to drive a wedge between Laura-Jayne Tyler

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Graham’s

Graham has stuck by Joe – but for how much longer? tragic past revealed! WHAT DOES HE CONFESS TO DEBBIE? EMMERDALE | ITV TUESDAY

ysterious Graham – he doesn’t give things away possesses some enviable finally shares the easily,” teases actor Andrew skills, and can handle himself story of his tragic Scarborough, who plays him. in a fight – and knew exactly past this week – “These scenes with Debbie are what to do in the aftermath of Mas he opens up to Debbie. important as he doesn’t really Ross’ acid attack. Is that a clue complex their dynamic is, and Joe seems desperate to win talk about himself. Joe wasn’t to what he’ll reveal to Debbie? what he knows Joe has done her back, and Graham goes to around when all these things “It’s becoming obvious to to the Dingles, why is Graham see Debbie to convince her to happened to Graham, but they the audience that Graham trying to convince Debbie to give him another chance. While met at his school after that has been involved in traumatic give Joe a chance? she’s suspicious of Joe, she is and helped each other. What situations before,” explains “Graham now sees that Joe willing to hear Graham out. But he says makes Debbie think.” Andrew. “He is trained to look is attracted to Debbie and he she could never have imagined What Graham confesses is after someone when something thinks Debbie is in love with what he has to tell her… being kept secret, but it’s clear bad happens to them. The type Joe,” shares Andrew. “He’s “Graham hasn’t even told he has a fascinating backstory. of training is yet to be revealed, seen a lot of dark things, so Joe everything about his past We’ve already seen that he but he’s very strategic.” he likes it when good things While there’s a question mark happen. Graham is carrying a Graham identiies with Debbie over whether Joe has genuine lot with him. He also identifies feelings for Debbie, Graham with Debbie as she’s someone as she’s had a tough upbringing seems to believe he has good who’s had a tough upbringing, – he admires her spirit…” intentions. But given how and he admires her spirit!”

20 lnsideSoap EMMERDALE | RSSSDAY

VET CHAOS COULD CO ER CAREER…

etrified Vanessa While Paddy searches for lunges for the serpent and faces the prospect the slippery fella, Vanessa tries to make a grab for him! P of being struck off nervously tries to answer Initially it seems Martin is as a vet, after a visitor Martin’s questions. furious, but then he begins It remains unclear make-or-break inspection However, there’s a glimmer to laugh and suggests that whether Joe has genuine at the village practice goes of hope when Paddy a word in the right ear may feelings for Debbie disastrously wrong! emerges and Martin be all that it takes to save Vanessa has found herself recognises him, revealing Vanessa from a suspension. When he leaves Debbie, she under intense scrutiny ever that they are old university But will Martin continue to has plenty to digest – but there’s since troublesome teens friendfi ds – and dththe see the funny s ide of no question that Joe’s dark Gabby and Liv stole a vial thrilled pair pose Voldemort’s great side remains at play. As his of ketamine from her bag for a photo. escape? OrO is the right-hand man, Graham has – before using the powerful However, at incident enoughe to watch Joe inflict cruelty and substance to spike a drink that particular to convince him pain on the world, so is there a in the Woolpack. moment, that Vaneessa chance he might turn on him? As a result this week, the Vanessa spies ought toobe “It’s always possible,” muses Royal College of Veterinary Voldemort suspendded Andrew. “It was fine when Joe Surgeons decides to send slithering towards fromhere was younger, and Graham was a representative to assess Martin – dutiess with cuffing him on the ear – but now Vanessa, just as she and so immeediate he’s in the adult world, and Paddy realise one of their she effect? anything could happen between patients – a snake named Laurra-Jayne There are many snakes in those two. It could explode!” Voldemort – has escaped Emmerdale – and this one could Tyler Kate White and is on the loose! ruin Vanessa’s livelihood! INSIDE SCOOP

CORONATION STREET |ITVMONDAY

HIS FAMILY BEGSS HIM TO STAY IN WEATHERFIELD…

avid is determined to relocate to New DZealand this week – despite the fact that Shona and the kids don’t want to go with him! The dad-of-two has made the snap decision to start a new life on the other side of the world after discovering that his own father, Martin, is moving Down Under with his girlfriend. But little do David’s loved ones know that his desire to get away is masking a heartbreaking secret… “David still hasn’t confided in anyone about Josh’s attack on him,” explains our cobbles spy. “He thinks that by moving as far away as possible, he can simply forget that the rape ever happened, and no one need ever know about it. Of course, it’s not that easy – and if David doesn’t deal with his emotions, what Josh and the kids to pack up their did will haunt him forever.” lives without so much as an With his family in the dark explanation – and she’s starting about David’s reasons for to wonder if their relationship wanting to leave, they’re even has a future, given David’s struggling to understand why odd behaviour of late. he’d make such a life-changing Meanwhile, Maria points out decision without consulting to David that he’ll need a visa them first. Shona in particular if he wants to emigrate, and it is put out that he expects her may take quite a while to come If David doesn’t deal with his emotions, thiss will haunt him foreverr”

22 lnsideSoap PLATT FAMILY CRISIS! David’s clan is very worried… This devastating plot may centre on David, but it’s set to have major repercussions for his loved ones as they try to figure out why he’s acting so strangely. And according to actress Tina O’Brien, who plays David’s sister Sarah, the clan will be left baffled by his odd behaviour. “The Platts are really going to go through the mill,” shares the star. “This is a very solitary situation for David – he doesn’t want to talk about it, he doesn’t want to address it, he doesn’t even want to admit that it has happened. So the rest of the family is left wondering, ‘Why is he behaving like this?’. Shona can’t fathom why David wants to make This is really odd and such a radical move not like David at all…”

our spy tells us. “He’s also why David is in such a rush, terrified that Josh might let and urges him to think about slip something about what the move for a while longer. David thinks following in happened, and he can’t bear And when Sarah points out his dad’s footsteps will the thought of anyone finding that Shona, Max and Lily are make everything right out. In his mind, this just makes dead against the idea, it seems it clear that his only option that David has a lot of soul- through. So with his plans is to get as far away from searching to do if he wants already in disarray, the last Weatherfield as he can.” to keep the clan intact. thing David wants to hear At this point, however, it So, as the Platts gather to is that his vile attacker seems David could be making wave Martin goodbye, will has been talking to Martin the move without his family! David stick to his plan to join without his knowledge… Even his dad Martin – who his father Down Under – or will “David is furious when he should be thrilled that his he decide that he belongs on finds out that Josh has been son wants to join him in New Coronation Street after all? interfering in his decisions,” Zealand – can’t figure out Sarah Ellis

lnsideSoap 23 INSIDE SCOOP CASUALTY | BBC1 SATURDAY

It’s been a long road, but Robyn and Glen finally exchange vows Robyn & Glen: married atlast! BUT WILL THE COUPLE GET THEIR HAPPY EVER AFTER?

ere are some Amanda Henderson, who races off to the ED to see determined to find Robyn. pictures to make plays the bride. “Glen’s proven Dylan for a check-up – and So will he ruin her big day by your heart melt – himself and Robyn trusts him, sadly, the news isn’t good. telling her that he’s dying? newly-weds Robyn but she does have moments Dylan tells his pal that he’ll “At this point, Robyn is Hand Glen beaming with joy where she thinks, ‘Will he do have to be admitted to hospital focused on getting herself and on their special day! the same thing to me again?’. straight away, meaning the baby Charlotte ready for the It’s been a rocky road to That’s out of her hands, though, wedding won’t be able to go ceremony,” explains Amanda. wedded bliss thanks to Glen’s so she’s just really happy to ahead. However, Glen has “Her head is full of stuff, so brain tumour, and their last be getting married.” other ideas – and sneaks off when Glen turns up at her door attempt to get hitched ended What poor Robyn doesn’t when Dylan isn’t looking, she doesn’t think anything is with him jilting Robyn at the realise is that her hubby-to-be altar! So as the morning of has been suffering seizures over their big day dawns, are there the past few weeks, which Glen just wants Robyn any last-minute jitters? he’s kept hidden from her. After to have 24 hours “Robyn is slightly nervous, experiencing another one on and also excited!” enthuses the morning of his wedding, he without his illness”

24 lnsideSoap Robyn is delighted to have her friends and co-workers with her on her big day

both mean,” Amanda tells us. Charlie and Duffy surprise “They don’t need a big, fancy them with a honeymoon in wedding – because of Glen’s a cottage, and offer to look brain tumour, they just want to after Charlotte for the night. get married without fuss. Robyn But as Robyn and Glen is on cloud nine by the end.” jump in the car and head off The happy couple are all for their romantic getaway, smiles as they make their union their happy bubble is set to be official and share a kiss – and burst in dramatic fashion… there’s more good news when Sarah Ellis

The married couple head o on their honeymoon… TILL DEATH wrong. She just US DO PART? tells him that he can’t see …but will Robyn’s Glen’s time is running out… the bride on happiness last if she If Casualty’s latest trailer is anything to go by, it the morning of learns the truth about Glen’s condition? looks as though Robyn and Glen won’t be getting the wedding, their happy ever after! The clip shows the new Mr before hiding and Mrs Thomas getting into a car crash on the herself away from him. her side – she’s over the moon way to their honeymoon after Glen suffers another “Ultimately, Glen decides to see Glen waiting for her. And seizure – and Amanda warns that viewers will need to keep the seizures from her. as the pair are pronounced their tissues at the ready for what happens next. He just wants Robyn to have husband and wife, it seems “I cried when I first read these scripts – I really 24 hours of happiness without Robyn finally has everything struggled to get through them,” she admits. “And having to deal with his illness.” she’s ever wanted. when we were filming it, every time I cried the crew As Robyn arrives at the “The ceremony is very simple would start sobbing as well! It got to the point register office – with Charlie, – it’s just the two of them saying where I didn’t think I could cry any more…” Duffy and little Charlotte by these lovely words that they

lnsideSoap 25 Sharon’s antics with the heist money have left Phil fuming

EASTENDERS | BBC1 MONDAY Phil cheats on Sharon? SHE CATCHES HIM WITH A MYSTERY WOMAN… hil and Sharon’s his neighbours the Carters the details of what’s gone already-fraught and the Fox-Hubbards also felt on, Sharon says enough for P relationship ends up the full force of Aidan’s wrath. Michelle to offer some wise deteriorating even “Aidan may finally be out of words. Soon, Sharon feels as if further this week – when she the picture after his and Phil’s she’s making some progress – catches him getting cosy showdown, but Phil still isn’t but she’s in for a big shock! with another woman! able to bring himself to forgive Hoping to build bridges, The couple’s marriage has his light-fingered wife,” adds Sharon arrives home – only to been on the rocks ever since our source. “The way that he catch Phil in the company of Phil found out that Sharon sees it, if Sharon hadn’t helped a pretty young woman. Who was the mystery thief who herself to the money, the past is she? And why are she and stole the swag from the New few weeks’ terror and violence Phil having a heart-to-heart? Year’s Day heist. And despite could have been avoided.” With the Mitchell marriage the fact that Sharon has had With an awkward atmosphere already in jeopardy, has Phil to put up with plenty of Phil’s at the Mitchell house, Sharon returned to his womanising bad behaviour over the years, confides in best mate Michelle ways and chosen to end his her apology for stealing the about the situation. Although union with Sharon for good? loot has fallen on deaf ears… she shies away from explaining Simon Timblick “Phil is furious that Sharon’s actions put him and everyone involved in the heist in deadly Aidan’s gone – but Phil and Sharon’s marriage has danger from Aidan,” explains Phil still isn’t able to been a mixed bag our Walford spy. “As well as to say the least! Phil’s own flesh and blood, forgive Sharon…”

26 lnsideSoap You can say thatagain! OUR FAVOURITE “I was an avid RECENT SOAP collector of shellslls at one QQUUOTESOTESS… time. My pink sllick conch was very much admired.” “You were And we don’t waant to think the rst girl about Mary’s polished Iever love cockle claam. “YYeah, sure… And there was that bird from the bookies, that sort from the newwsagents – and don’t fforggetttmy mate LLiz.i”

“A few more squaddie washes in the bogs here and you’d have smelt me out. And by the way, Rodders, that air freshener in there really scorched my armpits!” Why bother with the expense of Chanel No 5 when you can have a good blast of Neutradol? “Mummy was crying “Yeah well, I saw earlier.” something sad on Lorraaine. “Nobody would Apparently peplum skirtsit dare break in here – are coming back in.” not with my mum. She Corrie is always rst to says if she ever disturbed tackle the big ‘issue’ a burglar, they’d end up a storylines. chalk outline on the rug.” Word of what happened to Charlie Stubbs has clearly got around.

“What have you done? What’s in the curry, Mother?”

“Well, let’s just say that it won’t be running in the 4.30 at Kempton tomorrow.” INSIDE SCOOP

Simone is not impressed by what she learns from her beau

HOLLYOAKS | Channel 4 TUESDAY Simone & Shane sizzle! THINGS ARE HEATING UP FOR THE PAIR…

dd couple Shane That sauciness is a welcome all this prompts her to make a offered by Simone – but and Simone can’t distraction for Shane, who surprising offer: she’ll pay off could this mismatched pair Oresist flirting this can’t quite escape his past. his debt and set him free! have a happy future together? week, and Shane is He still owes nasty Glenn “Shane is shocked,” Michael Michael believes they could. touched when Simone makes Donovan a debt for the drugs tells us. “It’s probably the first “I think she keeps Shane him a very unexpected offer. he lost – and the crooked time someone’s come to him on the straight and narrow, But will his dodgy dealings builder is determined to keep very genuinely and wanted to and she’s helping him reform wreck this budding romance? Shane under his thumb, so help him change his life.” his life,” muses the actor. “Shane is growing quite orders him to collect a drugs Shane is torn between his old “I feel like he needs Simone close to Simone at the delivery from the club. Obviously life and the new opportunities as much as she needs him.” moment, and they’re enjoying Simone is less than impressed each other’s company,” by this, but she soon learns confides actor Michael Salami, more about her new beau Simone helps Shane who plays him. “And it just when cocky Shane opens up and keeps him on the gets very saucy very quickly – about his troubled past and Shane doesn’t hold back!” Glenn’s control over him. And straight and narrow”

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After Goldie returns home, a fire breaks out at the McQueen house… Shane has certainly made himself at home with the McQueens – but what will happen when his ex Goldie is released from jail and finds him there? “Oooh! You know what? I think Goldie missed her chance when it comes to Shane!” hoots Michael. “She had her time, but she didn’t realise what she had standing in front of her!” Old flames are the least of the McQueens’ Simone oers problems this week, though – there are plenty of Shane a way out real ones to worry about when their home is the of his mess scene of a dramatic fire! The cause of the blaze is being kept under wraps for the moment, but it’s likely to be something more sinister than a pair of hair straighteners being left plugged in overnight… Could Shane’s murky past be the reason for the latest catastrophe to befall the clan?

Of course, Glenn isn’t could be just what Shhane going to let go of one of needs in his efforts too turn his minions just like that, his life around. And as events and he’s a dangerous man take a more dramaticc turn later to mess with. Simone is in the week, one thingg is for no pushover, though, and sure – life won’t be duull in the having an experienced village’s newest romaance… Goldie’s boys lawyer like her to hand Michaael Cregan welcome her home INSIDE SCOOP

CORONATION STREET |ITVMONDAY

AUDREY’S MUGGED – AND GAIL IS CONVINCED IT’S ALL HER DECEASED HUBBY’S DOING…

Geo likes the cut of Audrey’s jib…

ground by the muggers as Rita arrives to visit, and the she’s leaving the salon,” sighs duo are soon interrupted by a our Corrie sneak. “There’s man they think is a doctor, but nothing anyone can do as they turns out to be the hospital’s … but is he grab her handbag and make resident DJ! The ladies are broadcasting their escape. She’s very shaken embarrassed by the mistake, his intentions? and has to be checked over at though their new acquaintance the hospital. Gail is appalled, Geoff is amused by their error udrey is subjected reckons Hillman has put on of course – she’s convinced – and it soon becomes clear to a terrifying attack their family, and Audrey enlists Tricky Dicky’s curse is real.” that he’s taken quite a shine A by a gang of youths Roy and Brian to help her test The nature of Audrey’s to Audrey. Could the Hillman this week – as Gail the clairvoyant’s skills. But injuries is worse than a few curse have a silver lining? fears that the curse of Richard misfortune soon finds her… bruises, so she’s told she has “There’s definitely a spark Hillman could be genuine! “It’s a shocking moment to stay on the ward for a few between the pair,” whispers Audrey is set upon outside when Audrey is thrown to the days as her injured leg heals. our gossip excitedly. “Geoff the salon, following her efforts invites Audrey to come and to convince Gail that psychic Hospital DJ Geo invites sit in the studio with him while Rosemary is a con artist. Gail is he does his show, and they considering paying Rosemary Audrey to sit in his studio, have a lovely time. He relishes to help lift the curse she and they have a lovely time” the chance to show off a bit

30 lnsideSoap CORONATION STREET |ITVWEDNESDAY Can Carla

Thugs on bikes tame Simon? target Audrey and her bag HE’S OUT OF CONTROL AGAIN…

earless Carla wades means the world to Peter, Simon might surprise them in to sort out Simon who doesn’t know how to and turn over a new leaf. F this week, as the get through to his son. It certainly looks as if delinquent teen’s He and Leanne are he’s ready to sort himself behaviour grows worse. desperately worried that out when Simon tells Peter Peter and Leanne are Simon is heading off the and Leanne what they want at their wits’ end with rails completely – but with to hear. Are their problems while Audrey is there, and she Simon, especially after the Carla on board to steer him really over, though? appreciates the distraction lad starts hanging out with right, everyone hopes that Kate White from her sore leg.” a bad crowd. Carla later Unfortunately for Audrey, spots him in the gang and it all goes pear-shaped after heads over to see what’s Geoff pops out of the studio to what – but while she’s a grab a coffee and accidentally tough cookie, these are locks her in! However, rather intimidating lads, and Carla than souring their promising doesn’t at all like what friendship, the debacle means she sees. So she decides Geoff and Audrey bond even to try a new tactic… more – and when it comes time Carla is convinced that for her to be discharged, Audrey Simon is drifting and lacks is sad to say goodbye to Geoff. focus, so she offers him All is not lost, though, as he tells a job at the factory, where her that he has family living in he can earn some pocket Weatherfield, so will look her up. money and perhaps discover Could this be the start of a a work ethic. She’s putting Carla has seen o worse than this new cobbles romance? herself out on a limb for the bunch of hoodlums Kate White teenager, and her offer

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There’s a new face in Erinsborough, while some favourites bid farewell… NEIGHBOURS Channel 5 GOOD FRIDAY lly makes an enemy of Ramsay Street’s latest Earrival this week – before discovering that the newbie date’ and getting into a catfight decides it would be better for is in fact Mark’s little sister! with her, Elly is mortified to everyone if they started afresh The teacher is curious discover that the girl is actually away from Erinsborough. after she sees Mark with an Mark’s younger sibling, Chloe! But as Jack and Paige say attractive woman on his arm, Meanwhile, Paige shocks goodbye to their friends on and is later outraged when she Jack by declaring that she Ramsay Street and prepare for spots the girl going through wants to move to Queensland It’s an emotional a new life up north with their scene as Paige leaves Mark’s wallet! However, after with him! Given all the hurt for Queensland son Gabe, will this really be confronting Mark’s ‘skanky they’ve caused recently, she the last time we see them? Keanu’s new digs? EASTENDERS space for him to enjoy quality BBC1 time with Ingrid. When Keanu THURSDAY talks to Jay about his issues, ed-up Keanu decides to his mate has a brainwave and move out this week, as suggests that Keanu move Fhe and girlfriend Ingrid into Ben’s old room. struggle to spend time alone. While that would suit him The Taylor house is full of perfectly, Keanu worries about people, with Keanu’s mum leaving his mum in the lurch. Ollie’s future at Holby is Karen and his many siblings Will he let Karen’s problems unclear always around – leaving no stop him from moving on?

However, when Henrik happens upon Ollie, the Hanssen CEO is flabbergasted that the confused fella still returns! believes he can continue HOLBY CITY to practice medicine in the BBC1 TUESDAY wake of his brain damage. As Hanssen issues a call he time comes for for total transparency from Hanssen to face his all his staff, will he manage T demons this week, as to find a way to help both he returns from his recent himself and Ollie finally leave of absence to take move on from the horror charge of the hospital. of last year’s shooting?

32 lnsideSoap A blow for Brenda? EMMERDALE Having learned that Laurel ITV is Bob’s other woman, Brenda THURSDAY has been busy plotting to set renda is concerned that up her fiancé and his secret her overenthusiasm mistress for a terrible fall. Bfor her forthcoming Her scheme was going to wedding to Bob has aroused plan till now – but when Bob is his suspicion this week – but unsettled by how gung-ho she’s will it scupper the scorned being about their wedding, will woman’s plan for revenge? Brenda need to rein it in? Daniel’s dilemma DOCTORS hormone therapy as soon BBC1 as she turns 14. Since Joni MONDAY isn’t entitled to receiving the aniel has a massive treatment in the UK until decision to make she’s 15, her mum Lou asks Dthis week, when he’s Daniel to speak on Joni’s asked to testify in court behalf at a court hearing on behalf of a patient who – which they hope will see wishes to travel to the US her granted the permission Hopeless for transition treatment. she needs to travel to the Bob gets Joni is already living as a States. But is Daniel willing suspicious girl, and wants to start to step in and help? Eva’s baby fright As she worries that something’s wrong, is she about to tell Aidan everything? CORONATION STREET ITV THURSDAY xpectant Eva is in a panic this week, when Eshe worries her unborn baby’s life might be at risk. Concerned something has gone wrong with her pregnancy, However, when she’s finally call and questions why she she heads to the hospital for a told that all is well, Eva is so phoned him, she finds herself scan – but with equally worried relieved that she rings the in an uncomfortable quandary. Toyah left back at the Rovers, baby’s oblivious dad, Aidan – Will she decide to tell Aidan Eva is forced to endure a long intent on admitting that he’s the truth – and wreck her secret and distressing wait for the soon to be a father! But after plans of acting as surrogate Is Toyah’s secret set to results of her tests alone. he later notices her missed for Toyah in the process? be revealed? INSIDE SCOOP Tyed up in knots! CORONATION STREET happy couple. It’s family day in ITV THURSDAY the Rovers, and Fiz isn’t happy when she turns up with Sean nother row breaks out and Hope in tow, only to find between Fiz and Tyrone Tyrone and Ruby already there. A this week, placing the Sure enough, the fur starts to fly pair’s kids in real danger. after Ty’s former fling Gemma Young Hope and Ruby go arrives – allowing the youngsters missing as their parents shout to slip away in the chaos. at each other – a depressingly Can Fiz and Tyrone call a common theme for the once- truce long enough to find them?

Rash moves? CASUALTY only grown since he saved BBC1 SATURDAY her from an armed patient last week. It seems Rash em rocks up to work is quite keen on Gem too, with a new look this since he’s lost for words Gweek – and her glam every time she’s around… makeover doesn’t go But as Gem parades past unnoticed by Rash! It’s Rash, hoping that he’ll take been clear for a while that the bait and ask her out, Gem has a crush on her will the junior doctor find handsome colleague, and the courage to finally go her feelings for him have for what he wants in life?the The con is on! EMMERDALE whipping boy, and joins ITV THURSDAY Robert in the fight to put Joe in his place. Does he have he Tate empire comes the mettle to pull off their under attack from Robert audacious plan, though? T and Jimmy this week As part of the scheme, – as they team up to get one Robert makes a show of piling over on their nemesis Joe! heaps of paperwork on Jimmy The ruthless businessman for Joe’s benefit – and then it has made plenty of enemies falls to his double agent to put since revealing his true identity on the performance of his life as Chris Tate’s son to the in front of Joe and one of his village. But it seems he’s associates at Home Farm. finally met his match in What could the pair Robert, who refuses be up to? And is Joe to let the Home clueless about the Farm supremo plot against him walk all over him. – or is Robert Meanwhile, and Jimmy’s Jimmy has scheme set to had enough backfire horribly Joe is a of being Joe’s slippery on them? customer! 34 lnsideSoap Checkmate for Bernie? REGIONS The lass is feeling the strain at chess… & RADIO... EASTENDERS certain she’ll make a fool of BBC1 herself – and Ted can’t believe THURSDAY it when she breaks down. nxious Bernadette He feels guilty about pushing struggles with her his young pupil, and makes A emotions this week, as a promise to support her at she prepares to compete in the competition, much to the a chess tournament. Is Ted annoyance of his wife Joyce. FAIR CITY expecting too much of her? She wants him to stay home ● There’s terror in The talented teen has a gift to phone their son in Australia Carrigstown this week, for the game, but with new – but changes her mind at the as tragedy strikes – pal Tiff distracting her, Ted is last minute, allowing Ted to leading to severe concerned she’s losing focus. rush off to the chess match. consequences for Will Bernie prevail, or will It transpires that Bernie is a many of the locals… bag of nerves because she’s anxiety get the better of her? Meanwhile, Decco and Kerri-Ann are at each other’s throats, and Bob and Oisin also fail to see eye to eye Adam – will either pair be feels the able to call a truce? pressure HOLLYOAKS Channel 4 MONDAY he guilt of being involved in Glenn’s RIVER CITY T dodgy dealings gets ● Lenny is furious too much for Adam this this week, when DCI week – and he tells the Grant arrests him for police where Trigger’s body Rick’s murder! Will he is buried! Poor Adam isn’t discover who framed cut out for the criminal life, him? Elsewhere, Pete’s and pressures DS Roxy to birthday turns sour as arrest his old man. However, Caitlin learns that he’s the copper warns him that been gossiping about if they start investigating Tough decision the family secret. Plus, Trigger’s murder, he could Madonna tells Stevie HOME AND AWAY end up being imprisoned with Channel 5 she doesn’t want to his dad! Adam can’t wait any MONDAY live with him any more. longer, though, and calls the aggie struggles to get cops – so has he just signed THE ARCHERS his own death warrant? her head around her Mcancer diagnosis this ● Pat befriends week – and is upset when homeless lady Olwen Ben suggests they tell their this week, before daughters what’s going on. realising they share The news is hard enough a past! But will Olwen for Maggie to digest, and she’s prove to be a friend to worried that informing the girls Pat – or a foe? Across may trigger Coco’s bulimia. the village, Brian frets However, Ben believes that that his long-ago deal hiding the truth will be with the Brantfords The Astonis just as dangerous, reach a will be exposed to and that both Coco stalemate his family. Finally, and Ziggy will one villager makes a want to be there shock confession… for their mum. Will Maggie See p93 for times & channel details accept his advice?

lnsideSoap 35 WHATHAPPENS WHEN?

EASTENDERS CORONATION STREET EMMERDALE 24SAT MAR 25SUN MAR

Outraged Sharon comes home ● Martin wonders why David insists Jacob is left speechless after MON to find a woman with Phil! on going to New Zealand. Priya drops a bombshell. ● Mitch sets out to mend fences ● Carla and Aidan receive 2 ● Debbie is confused when Graham EPISODES 26 between Keegan and his teacher… the keys to the factory… TONIGHT! brings a message from Joe… MAR ● The Slaters are in the spotlight – Audrey is injured after her ● Vanessa feels awful as she learns will the locals ever forgive them? handbag is stolen by muggers! the vets’ will be investigated.

● Karen is charmed by Mitch – but Daz and Bernice lock horns TUE she’s in for a rude awakening. over troublesome Gabby… Keen Jack impresses Mel ● Ross is on edge – and Pete and 27 with a flash new motor! Moira are deeply concerned. ● Kat, Stacey and Jean are horrified ● Tracy’s life is shattered as she MAR at what Mo is up to now… discovers David cheated on her!

● Carla reckons she knows what ● Charity shows her selfless side WED could put Simon on the right path. and oers support to Vanessa. Gary and Seb join forces and ● Robert overloads Jimmy with 28 start digging at the Mill! a mountain of paperwork. ● 2 Steve’s old school teacher EPISODES David wallows in self-pity MAR Mike turns up on the cobbles. TONIGHT! following his break-up…

● Keanu debates whether to move Phelan’s bodies are unearthed ● Ross’ life hangs in the balance THU into No 18 with Jay and Donna! – yet Gary is the one arrested! as he contemplates suicide. ● Stacey takes the opportunity to ● Jenny has her heart set on a villa in A snake escapes, but will 29 explain herself to the community… Spain, but has to persuade Johnny. Vanessa have a hissy fit? Joyce and Ted support Bernie ● Fiz and Tyrone tear strips o each ● Joe smugly reveals his plan 2 MAR EPISODES at her chess competition. other at the Rovers’ family day… to gobsmacked Graham… TONIGHT! GOOD ● Jean announces that she’s sticking There’s a clitop showdown ● Laurel tries to convince Harriet FRIDAY around in Walford for a while. between Eileen and Phelan! that she’s moved on from Bob… Cunning Hunter stirs the ● Audrey forges a friendship 2 ● …but can she really succeed 30 pot between Mel and Jack… with hospital radio DJ Geoff. EPISODES in fooling the savvy vicar? TONIGHT! MAR ● Ted realises just how much ● Trickster Simon pulls the wool Jimmy is just a pawn in he takes Joyce for granted. over Leanne and Peter’s eyes. Robert and Joe’s feud. SNEAK ● Louise grows closer to Hunter ● Sophie has a job interview as ● What will Bernice do after she PEEK – much to her dad’s chagrin! a restaurant manager in town… realises Daz has lied to her? AT ● Mel has a lot on her plate ● Michelle and Robert rename ● There’s terror in store for one NEXT as E20 reopens its doors… the bistro – what could it be? villager when they’re kidnapped! ● It’s a massive week for ● Everyfin goes wrong for Ches ● Nicola and Jimmy decide to be WEEK Phil and Sharon – but why? when he’s trapped in a fish suit! savvy with their spending… YOUR ENTIRE SOAP WEEK AT A GLANCE!

HOLLYOAKS NEIGHBOURS HOME AND AWAY 24SAT MAR 25SUN MAR

● Maxine’s mind starts working Leo searches for the truth ● Poor Maggie is still reeling overtime as Adam hits the bottle. from Dakota in London… following her cancer diagnosis. MON Frantic Leela has a meltdown ● Sheila faces facts – her memory is There’s disaster in Summer at Amy’s memorial… starting to slip. Should she worry? Bay as Justin crashes his car… 26 ● Simone asks Shane to come ● Jimmy is in a race against the …causing an explosion that MAR round and inspect her plumbing! clock to meet Poppy on time. creates a sinkhole in the school!

● Goldie invites Jesse to visit her in Hair goes flying when Elly gets ● With Leah and Irene involved, prison – will he agree to attend? into a fight with Mark’s sister! Hunter has to confront Olivia. TUE ● Shane has a candid conversation ● Terese is bereft as she discovers Ryder decides to serenade with Simone about his drug dealing. that Paige is leaving Erinsborough. Coco in a unique way… 27 Informant Adam demands ● David pleads with Rafael to let …while Alf and Roo are trapped answers from DS Roxy… sleeping dogs lie – but he refuses. in the science lab sinkhole! MAR

There’s inferno horror at the ● Xanthe juggles her love life, ● Jasmine doesn’t trust the police McQueens’ as a fire breaks out… work life and her student life! to protect her from her stalker… WED ● …just after Goldie returns home and ● Holly has good intentions when One local’s world is changed declares her commitment to Jesse. she steals some medical records. forever after a big confession! 28 ● Medics inform Leela that they will Despite their scrap, it seems ● Alf suers a heart attack – is Roo be bringing Tegan out of her coma. Chloe has the hots for Elly… about to watch her dad die? MAR

● Ryan is freaking out about the ● There’s joy and heartbreak Tori plays a dangerous prospect of Tegan waking up…. for Sheila at the Waterhole… game by helping Robbo… THU ● …so he does his best to persuade Shane and Dipi throw ● …as Ash remains undeterred in his Leela to keep her sister asleep. a meringue at Toadie! quest to bring Robbo to justice. 29 Firefighters tackle the blaze – ● Holly proves to be more of a ● Alf and Roo are found as Mason will everyone make it out alive? hindrance than a help to Karl. and Brody come to their rescue! MAR ● Grace almosts ruins a business ● Terese and Piper reach a Let battle commence! Ash GOOD deal between Glenn and his client. crossroads in their relationship. catches up with Robbo… FRIDAY Ryan asks Glenn to kill Tegan ● Aaron has information that could ● …after Robbo’s memory – are her days numbered? prove vital to Rafael’s mission! comes flooding back at last. 30 ● Myra oers some words of Paige and Jack say a sad ● Olivia nurses her broken heart wisdom to struggling Sienna… “so long” to Ramsay Street… – while Jennifer nurses Hunter’s! MAR ● Diane frets about daughter ● Who burns some sage in an ● Ben struggles to cope as SNEAK Dee Dee’s naughty behaviour… attempt to cleanse their spirit? Maggie starts chemotherapy… PEEK ● Which resident makes an ● The green-eyed monster rears ● Jasmine is petrified when AT upsetting confession to Sami? its ugly head in Gary again… her stalker tracks her down! NEXT ● Glenn continues to mentally and ● Amy and Elly’s friendship is in ● Justin falls out with his siblings emotionally manipulate Grace! tatters following a huge fight! over the Robbo situation… WEEK SOAPBOX £10 RANT! RAVE! WE LOVE TO HEAR YOUR OPINIONS!

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but beating Robbo to a pulp won’t DAVIS ROB ILLUSTRATION: bring Kat back. He needs to keep his anger in check before there are LIV LANDS LISA IN HOSPITAL Gabby Thomas? She’s been any more needless deaths. such a terrible friend to Liv | Kim, Nottingham The Dales’ Liv found herself in a heap of recently, what with the henna I reckon this grudge match tattoo, and revealing the between AAsh han ddR Rob bbo will trouble after she tried to spike Daz’s drink truth about Liv’s sexuality to rumble on till the bittert end. with ketamine, and ended up poisoning everyone at school. Let’s not forget that Gabby was the one GET REAL, BEALE! Lisa instead! But is Liv really a teenage who stole the ketamine in the Does Ian in EasttEnders think tearaway – or simply misunderstood? first place – so Liv wouldn’t he has any hoppe of getting be in this situation if it wasn’t back togethher with Mel? for her so-called best friend. Sheonlyn married | Cathy, Lincoln him in the first What Daz said about Liv into so much trouble! She placce because was pretty horrible – and didn’t mean to hurt Lisa, she You could see just how bad he blackmailed while spiking his drink in was just lashing out. What Liv felt when she realised that heer into it! As retaliation may have been she really needs is a stable she was responsible for Lisa’s if smart and taking things a tad too far, home life – let’s hope Aaron condition, and she wanted saassy Mel is I really don’t blame her for and Robert can give her that. to come clean about what David gooing to give being upset. He had things | Mickey she’d done. Unlike Gabby, ordered the 100 per cent asilly s little so wrong – it’s Gabby who’s who was more worried about prime beef maan like Ian actually the bad influence! But some of you think it’s the trouble she’d get in than aseconde shot. | Georgia, York the company Liv keeps Lisa’s wellbeing. At least Liv | Maggie that’s her biggest issue… actually has a heart! Ian must be I feel very sorry for Liv – she’s | Angela, London living in cloud had a tough life, and I think Who needs enemies when Well, Gabby did come good cuckoo land! that’s why she gets herself you have a best mate like in the end – for once! lnsideSoap 39 SOAPBOX MEET THE lnsideSoap TEAM This week’s question: Request SPOT What soap spirit would you summon? YOUR TRICKIEST SOAP QUERIES ANSWERED… Editor STEVEN MURPHY Deputy Editor GARY GILLATT Features Editor ALLISON JONES Deputy Features Editor SARAH ELLIS “I’d summon Neighbours’ Kate Ramsay, and get her to visit her one-true love Mark Brennan – then tell him to forget those Erinsborough babes and date me instead!” TV Editor STEVEN PERKINS News Editor LAURA-JAYNE TYLER Writer KATE WHITE Production Editor/Chief Sub PETER GRIFFITHS This leopard changes “I’d summon Bobby out of that fridge again in Home her spots into some and Away, and make a sandwich while I was at it” very fetching outfits The Masoods failed to curry Deputy Chief Sub Editor BEN WHISSON favour with their various Sub Editor MARK JAMES LOWE catering businesses “I’d summon Pat and Peggy for a catch-up over a G&T” STYLE QUEEN Art Editor SIMON LAMBERT Please can you tell me Deputy Art Editor RICHARD HOPE where Serena from Holby FAST FOOD ran with Designer ANGELA HART Designer (maternity) DAISY GREENAWAY buys her blouses? I am an MASOOD Ian called Picture Editor JAY DYNAN OAP and like the style of In EastEnders, Ian made Masala Queen Picture Researcher/Style Writer RACHEL COPE long or 3/4 length sleeves, a reference to Masood’s – and that led to an Web Editor MICHAEL CREGAN and I’m always envious failed businesses, and ofshoot being set up of what Serena wears! even said that they’d run on the market called CONTACT US WRITE TO The Editor, Inside Soap | Ann, Dumfries a company together at Masala Masood. But it Unit 9, Apollo Business Centre, Trundleys Road, My Holby spy tells me some point. What was all went wrong when Deptford, London SE8 5JE that many of Serena’s he talking about? Syed stole from the EDITORIAL 020 7339 4588 tops are tailor-made – | Kelly company. The Masoods EMAIL [email protected] FIND US AT www.insidesoap.co.uk but some are from M&S, Masood’s rst food then ran the Argee FOLLOW US AT @InsideSoapMag & Other Stories, John venture in Walford was Bhajee – until the roof FACEBOOK US AT Lewis and Whistles. a catering business he collapsed, that is! www.facebook.com/insidesoap TO ADVERTISE CALL 020 7439 5520 Win! EMAIL [email protected] Business Manager JESSICA ROTHENBERG £20 TO SUBSCRIBE TEL 01858 438 863 SOAPbubble! UK £75 IRELAND £99, EUROPE £99 REST OF WORLD £150 (Prices based on 50 issues)

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ht to your favourite device every Tuesday!T d ! Great deals on iPhone and iPad from www.hearstmagazines.co.uk THEinterview BIG EASTENDERS MONDAY “Karen never| BBC1 learns – she can’t help it!” As Karen glams herself up for romance with Mitch, Lorraine Stanley explains why her character loves a bad boy…

ver since Mitch Baker Poor little Mitch boy: arrived in Albert Square, Is Karen buying her we’ve had the feeling ex’s remorse this time? that trouble can’t be too far behind. Karen clearly doesn’t share the same view – despite knowing Mitch has caused huge problems for her in the past, she seems happy to let him charm his way back into her life. She must be a sucker for a bad boy, right? “Yes, she never learns – she can’t help it!” hoots actress Lorraine Stanley, who’s played loud-mouthed Karen for the last nine months. “She won’t learn from her past mistakes and is naturally drawn to that bad-boy type – that’s clearly what does it for her! But I think Mitch is Karen’s true love. She’d like Lorraine agree that her character might “I love getting to integrate with all to be together forever with him, and have a few skeletons in her closet? the characters – having chats with to get her happy ever after.” “It’s Karen Taylor – of course she whoever comes in and being a gossip,” Having played scenes opposite her has!” chuckles the 41-year-old star. grins Lorraine. “It gives Karen a sense of new co-star Roger Griffiths, who plays “We’re just starting to scratch the purpose and belonging that she’s lacked Mitch, the actress confirms that he’s surface. I think there is much more in herself before. I don’t think Karen has nothing like his character. to come. We’ve touched on what’s ever been lazy as such, but having two “Roger is an absolute gem!” beams happened with Mitch in the past, children with learning difficulties has Lorraine. “I’d never worked with him so it would be exciting to explore made it difficult for her to work. She’s before, but I knew he was a great actor. more of that. I’d also love [Karen’s a trier, though, and blagging this job He’s so warm and friendly, and fitted daughter] Chantelle and her kids to has really helped her self-worth.” in so easily with us. It’s an absolutely make an appearance, as there could be Karen doesn’t seem to lack in self- perfect match, and great to have new some very interesting storylines there. confidence when she’s getting into a blood in our tribe. Our scenes bring a And I’d like the Taylors to win the slanging match with whoever dares new element to Karen and help us find lottery! That would be hilarious.” to cross her! After her recent spat out more about her. Everyone has a past Karen and her clan have really started with Masood, who would Lorraine like and it’s been lovely to delve into hers.” to feel settled in the Square in recent to see her character take on next? As the Taylors are still relatively new weeks. Keanu has taken a job at the “Kat!” she enthuses. “I’ve always got to EastEnders, the family clearly have a garage, while Karen now works at the on so well with Jessie Wallace, so I’d lot of untapped potential – with lots of launderette – putting her right at the love a showdown with her. And Karen secrets that we don’t know yet. Does centre of the Walford rumour mill. would definitely win. Kat would give it

42 lnsideSoap a good go, but Karen would have her! I’d love Karen to be more involved with Shirley, too. Their friendship could blossom. They’re both strong women, but quite vulnerable at the same time, and I can see them as close mates.” In the event things don’t work out with Mitch, Lorraine has already lined up some potential romances for Karen. “Oh, I can see her getting with Billy!” reckons the star. “I think there’s a match there because they’re both strugglers. And I think she’d fancy a bit of Phil Mitchell too. But Karen’s dream man would be Idris Elba, no doubt about it!” Whatever the future holds for Karen, it’s safe to say that she and her brood have made a massive impact on the Square. “Yes, people really enjoy the Taylors,” declares proud Lorraine. “I get a lot of ‘Pull your bra straps up’, but I’m bringing them back for the summer!” Tom Spilsbury MITCH PERFECT? Karen and Mitch’s son Keegan skips school this week – and Mitch is so worried about the lad’s behaviour, he invites his teacher round to smooth things over. “Despite being a bad boy, Mitch is such a warm character with so many layers to him,” sighs Lorraine. “Karen’s dream would be to have him for her own again.” Initially, the matriarch is furious with both her ex and her son – but when she realises that Mitch has actually had a positive impact on Keegan, her resolve weakens. As the couple manage to patch up their differences, can their romance go the distance this time?

lnsideSoap 43 Love, lust &LIES! AS DAVID AND PRIYA GET CLOSER, IS IT ALL OVER FOR HIM AND TRACY? MATTHEW WOLFENDEN AND AMY WALSH GIVE US THE FULL STORY… EMMERDALE |ITVTUESDAY

ollowing a shaky start, David and Tracy Metcalfe rose to become the golden Fcouple of the Dales. But all of that changed recently, with David’s unfeeling reaction to Tracy’s sex worker past leaving their relationship hanging by a thread. However, the shoe is on the other foot for David this week, as the terrible truth about his betrayal with ex Leyla comes tumbling out. We caught up with Emmerdale actors Amy Walsh (Tracy) and Matthew Wolfenden (David) to find out if this means the end for their screen partnership…

Are you as gutted as the fans at how wrong everything has gone?

Sex farce: Tracy was blackmailed by a sleazy former customer

Amy Yes! I’m massively sorry Matthew Yes, it’s come to this, as I did see whereas David Tracy and David’s tale as a love only let Priya move Greece lightning: story. These two people from in because they’ve Leyla will be heading back from the Med opposite ends of the spectrum got a little girl came together. I’m sad! together and she Matthew I am, too – needed somewhere to stay. we have a laugh working Amy Tracy goes around to the house together. But that’s soap, to try to make amends, and sees signs isn’t it? You can’t have a that a woman has been living there – happily married couple and then looks through the window forever. You’ve got to have and sees David comforting Priya. In some ups and downs. reality it’s nothing, but she assumes they’re having an affair. The next day And now Tracy’s come she kicks off at David about sleeping to the wrong conclusion with his ex, and he assumes she means about David and Priya… Leyla! He really puts his foot in it. REAL-LIFE LOVE STORIES! David and Tracy’s romance might be a shambles, but Matthew Wolfenden and Amy Walsh, who play the heartbroken couple, have Slip of the tongue: David gives away more proved much luckier in than he means to love! Amy is preparing to wed her fiancé Bradley Jaden – to whom she was introduced by her sister Kimberley, who starred with Bradley in Shrek The Musical. Matthew, meanwhile, is living happily ever after with his new wife Charley Webb (the Dales’ Debbie), following their surprise wedding bash last month. The newly-weds – who have two boys, seven- year-old Buster and Bowie, two – fooled loved ones into believing the do was a party for Charley’s 30th, before breaking the news they were getting hitched! PHOTOS: TWITTER/MISSCHARLEYWEBB, INSTAGRAM/AMYVWALSH TWITTER/MISSCHARLEYWEBB, PHOTOS:

It was a shock that David could do I saw you with Priya yesterday!”. David Amy I think they should get back that to Tracy and then lie to her. denies it and explains she’s just staying together, but it’s a massive thing to What’s gone wrong with him? at the house, but then of course he has to forgive. I know in soap we often do. It’s Matthew I know, what has? He used fess up that he was referring to Leyla. not just the cheating, it’s the lies, the to be such a nice guy. But I’m loving build-up. But I hope they can reunite – doing this. I’m getting lots of hassle on That changes everything for Tracy. I think Tracy and David are a good couple. Twitter! David is dead nice, the shoulder Amy It’s rock bottom. There is no Matthew Obviously we don’t know, to cry on, and then I get this story where going back in her head. She says, “The and I don’t think even the soap gods up he’s being a bit of an arse. It’s great! worst thing in all of this is that you there know either, but there is talk of it made me feel like I’m the dirty one maybe down the line. It definitely won’t And it’s tting that he accidentally and I have something to be ashamed be in the next year. I’m just speculating confesses to sleeping with Leyla, of, and that I wasn’t worthy of you. But on what happens next, but [actress] Roxy rather than being found out! actually, you’re not worthy of me.” Shahidi will be coming back at some point, Amy Yes, when Tracy mentions his ex, so Leyla will be in the equation again. he thinks she’s talking about Leyla. So Tracy ends things – but we know Amy Whether David and Tracy can come he tells her it was nothing, it was one they still love each other. Do you back from this, we just don’t know… night and it’s over. Tracy’s like, “But want them to get back together? Kate White

lnsideSoap 45 CORONATION STREET |ITVWEDNESDAY “I’d given up hope of ever coming back to Corrie!” SOAP STALWART LOUIS EMERICK IS OVERJOYED TO RETURN TO THE STREET AFTER 32 YEARS AWAY…

iz McDonald’s love life has been far too quiet recently, so it’s high time she had a new man L on her arm! Step forward Mike Thornberry, handsome former teacher of her son Steve, who arrives on the Street looking for work as a taxi driver. You can imagine the fun that cab boss Steve might have, being in a position of authority over a man who used to dish out detention – but just wait until he realises his former sir could end up as his mum’s new bloke! It’s a set-up ripe for cobbles comedy, which is why actor Louis Emerick is so excited to be joining in the fun…

“I was in Corrie in 1986 delivering that Mike wants to earn money for a furniture to Alec Gilroy after the Rovers house renovation he’s doing in Spain, as burned down – and it’s taken me 32 he’s short of cash following his divorce. years to come back!” grins Louis, who And an attractive bloke with a house in won many fans with his portrayal of Spain is definitely our Liz’s cup of tea! Mick Johnson in Brookside. “It was only a “He’s doing up this old farmhouse, and couple of lines, but I treasured it forever. hopes it will tempt Liz to come and stay When I started this time, it didn’t take with him for a day or two!” grins Louis. away the nerves – you still felt like you “He has to turn the charm on and woo her. were treading on holy ground. I was I’m hoping Mike might be the one for Liz.” pacing up and down before I walked into It’s clear Louis is having a brilliant the Rovers thinking, ‘Come on, Louis, you time in Corrie, and obviously he’s no have been doing this for over 30 years’!” stranger to soapland. Interestingly, all his The spark between Mike and Liz is characters have one thing in common… A rose and a Thorn: Liz is open to newcomer instant. He certainly remembers her “I’m always called Michael!” he laughs. Mike’s attentions from parents’ evenings back in the day, “I was Mick in Brookie, Michael Denton in and soon begins flirting. It transpires Holby, Mike Bateman in Casualty and now

46 lnsideSoap HOLLYOAKS GOOD FRIDAY Brook | Channel 4 PRIDE! Louis loves his Brookie past... It’s been 15 years since Brookside ended, but the cast of the legendary soap remain good pals. Louis quit his role as Mick in 2001 and reckons that if a Corrie opportunity had come up at the time, he wouldn’t have taken it. “I wouldn’t have gone near another soap back then,” he shares. “I needed a nice gap because it’s very intense, but I was ready to do something like this again a couple of years ago.” One of the great things about a soap is the relationships you build with your co-stars – and Louis reckons Brookie reunions are always fantastic fun. “The last proper one was for the 30-year anniversary – [creator] Phil Redmond organised it,” he tells us. in mind! “But little pockets of uus meet up from DuncanD JamesJ time to time. I saw Micchael Starke Hollyoaksk ’ warns [Sinbad] before Christmas,t and I live that Ryan could kill again… near Dean Sullivan [Jimmy Corkhill], so we sometimes see each other.” iller cop Ryan is back He’s got himself into a massive hole, K in Hollyoaks this week and all he can do is keep digging! – and he’s willing to do It’s an interesting ride for Ryan over whatever it takes to protect his the next few months – I’ve been secrets! Star Duncan James very happy with the way it’s been tells us why the locals need written. There’s so much more to to watch their backs… tell, and it climaxes in a great way.

Ryan returns to the village What reaction have you had for Amy’s memorial. Can from Hollyoaks viewers? you talk us through it? Even though Ryan’s a bad guy, Leela finds out that Ste and people are still crazy about him Ryan have been having an affair, – they love a baddy! I’m starting and basically outs them in front to realise just how dedicated the of everyone! This is Ryan’s worst Hollyoaks fans are. It’s lovely. nightmare, because he’s killed Mike Thornberry! Are they taking the Mick? to keep this secret safe – and Are you looking forward The name follows me around. I’d given up on it’s all been for nothing. to Ryan being found out? getting a role in Corrie, as I’d auditioned for a Of course, because Ryan has hurt couple of roles before – Tony Stewart [Eileen’s He also discovers that Tegan innocent people. But I wouldn’t ex and Jason’s dad] and Freddie Smith [a role is due to be woken up! put it past him to kill again… which eventually went to Derek Griffiths]. That’s when he really starts to Sarah Ellis But I’ve got my time now, and that’s cool.” panic, because up until that point In recent years, Louis has been touring he thinks he’s got away with it playing Horse in the stage version of The Full all scot-free. So when he learns Monty, and reckons he’s performed the show that they’re bringing Tegan out over 300 times. So, will he be showcasing his of her coma, he’s very worried. stripping skills for the Street audience? He doesn’t want that to happen, “Well, it depends if Liz asks me nicely!” so it’s a case of what he’ll do to twinkles the star. “I’ll be here until May, make her keep her mouth shut… and then I reckon I’ll be hanging on to the Jog your memorial: Leela spills the beans door frame saying, ‘Don’t throw me out!’” Exactly how far will Ryan go at the worst time Kate White to keep his secrets buried?

lnsideSoap 47 totally true FAC T about...

YOUR lnsideSoap BRIEFING ON THE WOMAN BEHIND EASTENDERS’ KIM…

only two series of the show Tameka’s paarents were produced, as the trio moved to thhe became too well known! United Kingdom from the Ivoory Tameka was a Coast, and she contestant on 1was born in Londoonin the 14th series 1977, where she greew Tameka keeps of Strictly Come up with her sisters. She us laughing as Dancing in 2016, gave birth to daughtter Kim, and has 4paired up with professionalp Nylah in 2014, and sso wonn Inside Soap’s dancer Gorka Márquez.á Despite was written out of Funnniest Female being an early favourite, EastEnders for a Awward on five occasions her journey was cut while. Kim’s absence since 2011.BBut that’s short whenw they were from the Square wass noo surprise, given she the second couple explained when shee madem her nammeon to be eliminated. was said to be on hidden-camerra “Ican’t c lie, I am a cruise with a shhow 3 Non- guutted,” said bloke she “met Bllondes, in Taameka. “I’m in a queue at a which she shhocked I’ve kebab shop”! annd her co- gone so quickly sttars Ninia whenw I had so Benjamin andd much more to Tameka made her Jocelyn Jee EEsien give.”e Outraged first appearance in played hilariouus fans launched a Walford as brassy, pranks on memmbers cammpaign for the fun-loving Kim for a of the public. Sadly, starto be reinstated. guest stint in 2009, mainly to attend the wedding Although her ofo her on-screen sister Denise Strictly Come to Lucas Johnson. However, Dancing Kim proved so popular that experience ended she was quicklyquickly invited back early on in the in a more permannent capacity 5contest, Tameka and her the following year. Since EastEnders pal Laurie then,t Kim has Brett did much better in given birth to 2012’s Let’s Dance For baby Pearl, Comic Relief. The pair opened up took on the guises of a B&B, faced Beyoncé and Lady ana HIV scare, Gaga, dancing to their married bad hit song Telephone, boy Vincent and finished as Hubbard,H and runners-up to sufffered a tragic eventual winner miscarriage. Rowland Rivron.

48 lnsideSoap Tameka’s favourite hobby is baking. “I’m 7a bakeaholic, that’s what I am!” she once claimed. And it sounds as though she is somethinngofa Mary Berry wannnabe, revealing that hher signature bake is lemon-and-gingger cupcakes. The as her previous alter ego’s star’s motto: “EEat ‘identiccal cousin’ Johoyo, Although she’s cake – and worrk who toook over the salon. best known as it off at the gymm a long-standing afterwards!” Prior to 6EastEnder, Tameka their work is a big star of in Walford the West End too, having Tameka played together, been part of the original a hairdresser Tameka cast of the Madness called, er, Tameka teamed up with EastEnders musical Our House at 9in BBC2’s 2008 cast mate Linda Henry the Cambridge Theatre sitcom Beautiful (Shirley) in the 1996 film from 2002 to 2003. She’s People. Sadly, Tameka was Beautiful Thing. The pair a self-confessed lover of killed off during episode featured in several scenes musical theatre, and also five of the first series, together, playing outspoken enjoys performing in the anda spent much of that neighbours who aren’t shy annual pantos at the Hackney episodee playing a corpse about speaking their minds, Empire. Oh yes she does! – her golden hair tongs and even come to blows sttill clasped in her hands. with one another. Some Foortunately, star Tameka things just never returned to play a more change! active role in series two,

TwentyTwenty yearsyears ago,ago Tameka starred in a commercial for Batchelors Super Noodles, in which her character goes off to fix her moaning boyfriendyfriend a tasty snack, onlyy to find on her return thaat he’s wasted away! Yoou’ll definitely rememmber this award-winning ad – but probably never realised it

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lnsideSoap 49 NEIGHBOURS | Channel 5 MONDAY FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY! WE CATCH UP WITH FORMER DALES STAR SHEREE MURPHY TO CHAT ABOUT HER LATEST NEIGHBOURS APPEARANCE…

hen Neighbours first Oh definitely. I usually get characters How was it lming with Tim Kano Wcalled and asked who are a bit ditzy and comical – which (Leo) when you hadn’t met him before? if I’d like to do another is great, because I love comedy. So it was Well Olympia happened to be in London at episode, I thought, ‘That quite nice to play a character who was the same time, and we’d all arranged to go would be great, I’d love full of sass, secrets and mystery. out for dinner together that evening – but to fly to Melbourne!’” obviously when he rocked up to film in chuckles ex-Dales star Sheree Murphy, Dakota’s storyline is linked to Rafael’s, the morning, it was the first time we had as we chat to her about reprising the who is played by Ryan Thomas. Are met. He was such a lovely guy, though. role of Dakota Davies in the Aussie you friends in real life? We filmed next to Tower Bridge, and soap. “So when I found out they were Yeah, we know each other and have a lot then all met up for dinner later on. filming it in London, I was slightly of mutual friends. When Ryan was offered disappointed – especially the role in Neighbours, he called me to ask We hear that you went back to as it was summer in Oz! what he should do and Emmerdale recently as well… But it turned out to be I said, “You have to go as Yes, I did. They do a studio tour there, good fun. It’s always nice It was nice to you will love it over there!” which is amazing. It was really nice to to have the Neighbours play someone I put him in touch with go back and do a meet and greet with cast over here.” Olympia Valance [aka Paige] the fans, and we did a Q&A session too. Sheree’s appearance is full of sass, and asked her to look It brought back so many memories just for one episode this after him, so she took him about the show and my character. time around, but Dakota secrets and under her wing. And by the is an integral part of the mystery! time he left, everyone at Do you still get fans talking to you story. And the star tells us Neighbours loved him! about Tricia Dingle, even though she’ll always be happy to step back into you left Emmerdale in 2004? the shoes of such a sassy character… Are you disappointed that you and Oh yeah, it’s amazing! People don’t Ryan didn’t have any scenes together? remember me for anything else I’ve Leo seeks out Dakota in London this I’m gutted! How weird would that have done, but I love it. Playing Tricia was week. What does he want from her? been? The pair of us, him from Corrie,me one of my favourite jobs – so I’m very He sets up a meeting to talk about a from Emmerdale, filming scenes on Ramsay happy to be remembered for that! business proposition, and Dakota has no Street together! That would’ve been cool. Sarah Ellis idea who he is. He’s actually digging to find out information for his dad, Paul, so he asks a lot of questions – something happened in Brazil when Paul and Dakota owned a factory together, and there was a fire involving Rafael’s mum. Paul can’t remember it as he had a brain tumour at the time, so Dakota holds the key.

Does she tell Leo what it is that he needs to know, then? I don’t want to give away too much, but Dakota is too smart for Leo! He tries his best to prise the information out of her, but it doesn’t really go according to plan.

Slap Down Under: Dakota Do you like playing a character clashed with Paul during who’s so savvy? her time in Erinsborough

50 lnsideSoap A Tower Bridge too far: Leo struggles to get information out of Dakota as they meet in London

Forever

FRIENDS WENN, EROTOME PHOTOS: Sheree and Olympia are best buddies… Sheree made lots of pals when she filmed her Neighbours stint in Melbourne back in 2014 – but the person she really clicked with was Olympia Valance, who plays Paige. So much so that when Olympia finished filming on the soap before Christmas, she flew straight over to the UK to stay with the Murphy clan… “I love hanging out with Olympia,” grins Sheree. “If she’s in the UK we will always meet, either in London or she’ll stay at mine. My kids and husband love her too, so when she was with us before Christmas we didn’t want her to go. We wanted her to stay with us forever!” In Corrie, phoney medium Rosemary I have a is supposedly delivering messages messae from the dearly and not-so-dearly for you... departed. But what advice might come FROM from the afterlife BEYOND for this bunch? THE GRAVE!

“Watch out for the wife. And beware of water!” “Ooh! I’m having murders in Weatherfield. a vision! I see a What’s his name? Pat boat on the canal! Phelan? Norman Bates No, not on the with a toolbox, ha ha. canal – going into it. And not “Tell the truth, Pat: m a boat now I look. It’s a Ford here with advice. You’v Galaxy… Wait! A voice is done well so far, but please coming through…” look out for your wife. The wives always suss us even lly “Cough. Hello. you know! Also – be caref Is this thing around water. I drowned in on? It’s Richard the end, and I fear the same Hillman here. fate for you. So no canal You know: ‘Norman Bates holidays, paddling pools with a briefcase’? Gail thought or fishing trips, yeah? of that, and I was very “Gotta go! I have my regular impressed. It’s also what they hot poker up the you-know- put on my dungeon door what at 9.30. So, I’ll just wish down here in Hell – which you all the best with murder is a nice, homely touch. number five. Byeee!” “Anyway. This batty old woman thinks I want to talk to Gail – but I had more than enough of that when I was alive, quite frankly. “No, my message is for that baldy builder who’s stolen my record for the most

52 lnsideSoap “Think on and look sharp, ya great flamin’ idiot!” “Someone else nag for England, that one. is coming through! I’m not surprised our Tyrone Actually, it’s two wants to, you know… sow people! I smell hihis wildild oats. smoke! Capstan Full Strength, I think. And something “Oh, shut yer else… Perming lotion and bloomin’ cake ’ole! ‘Tweed’ by Lentheric…” You haven’t the sense you were “Coo-ee chuck! born with. That lad’s got Now then, is that a lovely family and he’s soft lad Tyrone going to throw it away. there? Well, I’ve And for what? Some tart got a bone to pick with you! from the kebab shop!” What are you doing, carrying on with that floozy Gemma? “Stone the flamin’ I can see everything you get crows, Vera. Will up to, young fellow-me-lad.” you just shut up! They told me I was “Now then going to Heaven, but it’s more Vera, my angelic like Hell! It’s an eternity of puddle duck. Leave ya flamin’ nag the poor boy alone, will you? He has every right to a ha! You dn’t make his own mistak ad the sma have you he t Fiz when print, chuck! It s h ta b on? She coul aven for

ve never felt so alive! In fact, “I never ’ad so much haven’t felt this satisfied nce I rolled off of f DDev Alahan that Christmas. “And the people you meet up fun in all my life!” here! You know me, I’ll chat “I feel the spirit to anyone – as I was just saying upon me! Yes – to Paul Newman. You know there’s a definite Paul, don’t you? Did the salad whiff of gin dressing. Eyes as blue as and tonic. I hear a name… Blanche’s varicose veins. And Deirdre, is it? And she has quite the lover, I’ll tell you! a message for someone “But I must dash. I have a she misses very much…” date with Elvis tonight. We’ve been seeing each other for a “Is that you, Tracy while and he says I have him love? I was hoping ‘all shook up’ – ha ha! to speak to Eccles. “Lots of love. And – the Never mind, eh? u carry on – I’m sure Are you doing okay down eing you soon…” there? I see you’re back with Steve. So perhaps least said, soonest mended on that score. “Anyway, enough about you. I bet you’re all desperate to hear my news. And I have to say, the funny thing about being dead is that

lnsideSoap 53 STAR Watch! The LAATEST stories, your FAVOOURITE stars...

Peace! That’s Ryan was happy to Chester’s angels! Connor was something accompanied by neither Karen nor show o These three his TRICs would make a co-star Dolly-Rose Honey ever get Campbell (Gemma) in Walford of the formidable team trade THE SOAPIES HAD A BLAST AT THE TRIC AWARDS DO…

ook at that Sally Dexter holding London. The show fought off some stars Emma Barton (Honey) and L back her co-stars! It’s no wonder tough competition to be crowned Soap Lorraine Stanley (Karen), who’ve the Dales actress (aka Faith) and of the Year, while actor Ryan Hawley known each other since they were her cast mates Katherine Dow Blyton (Robert) added to the haul by scooping 16 years old. Meanwhile, we think (Harriet) and Chris Chittell (Pollard) look the Soap Actor gong – though being a that Hollyoaks lovelies Anna Passey so excited, as Emmerdale continued its runner-up in the same category didn’t (who plays Sienna), Nadine Mulkerrin winning streak by bagging two prizes at seem to prevent Corrie favourite Connor (aka Cleo) and Lauren McQueen the Television and Radio Industries Club McIntyre from Phelan good! Also enjoying (Lily) each deserve an award for their (TRIC) Awards at Grosvenor House, the star-studded bash were EastEnders stunning style. Just the TRIC, ladies!

54 lnsideSoap JIMMI’S BABE! e all know Dev’s a dynamo Wwhen it comes to the ladies, but who’d have thought he’d land a real babe? Aunt Babe, that is! The Street’s Jimmi Harkishin (Dev) and former EastEnders bad girl Annette Badland were pictured together at the Pride of Birmingham Awards 2018 at the University of Birmingham’s Great Hall, and looked delighted to be ‘swinging’ by. The pair listened to inspiring stories at the event, which was hosted by Jimmi’s Corrie co-star Kym Marsh (Michelle). Looking spectacular in a white caped suit, the actress was humbled to preside over the event, Kym was the posting on Twitter: “It was truly an cobbles’ very own Caped honour. Amazing people, amazing Crusader night!” It’d also be amazing if you could have a word in the right ear about a Dev/Babe crossover, Kym!

GETTING orrie’s Bethany Cmay be single after splitting from SHIRTY! Craig, but her real-life alter ego Lucy Fallon recently celebrated two years of being with boyfriend Tom Leech – and she knew just how to keep her man sweet. Surprising him with a lads skiing holiday in Austria, Lucy made sure her beau had just one thing on his mind – presenting him with a sweatshirt emblazoned with her face and the caption ‘I have a girlfriend x’. Women of Weatherfield, take note!

Tom went to Austria and all he got was this lousy sweatshirt Keep it TOGETHER

obbie Jackson makes a virtue of cleaning R Bridge Street Market every day, and it appears actor Dean Gaffney has swept girlfriend Rebekah Ward off her feet in real life! The happy pair – pictured here at the recent BidAid charity event at The Ivy – have been together

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lnsideSoap 55 Blast from the past “Emmerdale taught me everything I needed to know!” His latest role may have taken him worlds away from the Dales – but as far as Adam Fielding is concerned, there’s no place like home…

ast seen legging it from the series’ producer really liked my I experienced at Emmerdale that I didn’t Emmerdale for a ferry to audition tape – and two days later I was feel any nervousness whatsoever.” Rotterdam, Kirin Kotecha was filming in Serbia! We finished a long As a devoted fan of martial arts – he a desperate man – fleeing time ago, and it’s been driving me nuts hosts a regular podcast on the topic of the law having run over and not being able to talk about it before MMA wrestling with his former Dales Lkilled Paddy’s mistress Tess. Unwilling now. You never know how these co-star Michael Parr (Ross) – Adam to confess his crime, Kirin abandoned things will pan out, though – so was delighted that his Krypton his baby son Johnny and now finds it’s exciting that Krypton is character’s physical prowess himself in South America – where actor finally on screen!” gave him the chance to show Adam Fielding, who played Kirin, reckons The leap from the village off some of his own skills. he probably still lives to this day… to the planet Krypton may “I love the physicality of “I’d like to think Kirin – and his dad equate to millions of miles stunts – and my character Rakesh – are living it up in Argentina in interstellar terms, but Krypton factor: The fights with Superman’s somewhere,” suggests the 25-year-old, star has landed an grandad at one point, which Adam felt at home on set – exciting role as he joins us to chat about his exciting and he has his old cast mates is crazy!” grins the star. “I’d new role in sci-fi series Krypton. “But back in the Dales to thank for it. love to train professionally so where do you go after doing what he “When you’re getting emails from I can do all of my own stunts. In my did? It’s not likely he’ll have been able the Warner Bros studios, it can feel a first year at Emmerdale, Kirin had to run to leave his history in the Dales behind bit, ‘Woah!’” he admits. “A lot of the into a pond to save Cain, and the show’s him. So it’s more probable he’s fishing guys were nervous – but I recall someone insurance company was a bit upset with somewhere, trying to make ends meet!” saying while I was still at Emmerdale me as I refused to put on the protective Having joined the cast of Krypton that you needn’t feel uncomfortable on suit. But if I get the right qualifications, – which tells the tale of Superman’s any set, as you’ll cover everything you I can properly Tom Cruise it up!” family history, and premieres on the US need to know on a soap. And do you While we’re yet to find out if Krypton Syfy channel this month – Adam’s new know what, they were spot on! It’s will air in the UK, Adam promises he’ll role takes him far away from the Dales. because of the foundation that be back on British telly soon – although Playing a character who works with that’s all he’s allowed to tell us for now… Superman’s grandfather has been a “I’m filming something, but I can’t great adventure for Adam, and he’s still tell you which show it’s for!” he teases. pinching himself for winning the role. “In this industry you’re always looking “I auditioned to play a different out for the next job, and you can never character, and didn’t get it,” reveals be complacent. I consider myself very Box clever: Martial Adam, who left Emmerdale in 2016. arts fan Adam has lucky – it can be tough out there!” “But then they called me back in as been busy training Allison Jones

56 lnsideSoap NEWS FLASH! Adam is a bit behind on what’s happening in Emmerdale…

“What? Vanessa and Charity have got together?!” exclaims the star, as we break the news mid-chat that Kirin’s ex has recently moved on with someone new. “I’ve been bumping into a lot of the Emmerdale crew lately, but I didn’t know that had happened! I’m not really sure what Kirin would make of it, although I think he’d probably get over it… What’s been happening with Kirin’s boy Johnny, though? Not even Adam Barton is around to keep an eye on him now!now!” MAIN PHOTO: MATRIX MAIN PHOTO:

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family together after the family home, which is a ironically the mother had to his wife Marie (Paula pretty similar situation to the leave to help those children. Malcomson) walked one Greg finds himself in. He “Men are over-represented out on him and their knows things weren’t right, but in drama,” he continues. “I’m three children. can’t understand why Marie busily trying to put myself out Single father: “It’s very unusual to couldn’t or wouldn’t stick of work, but I said this 20 years Greg with his be involved in a drama around, and that uncertainty is ago – I’m sick of watching three children where the perspective eating away at him. However, blokes’ stories, I know all shifts,” explains Christopher hints that Greg about being a bloke, we all do t’s an unusually early hour Christopher. “Usually you’re and the viewing audience alike as a culture. What we don’t Iof the morning, but Inside centred on one character, and will get their answers as the examine is the lives of women.” TV is wide awake and episode one is largely from series progresses. The series was filmed and listening with rapt attention Greg’s point of view. But “My opinion on Marie is set in Belfast, which meant at a press conference for episode two is from Marie’s that she’s incredibly heroic, new BBC1 drama Come point of view, and I found that because she understands that Home. Christopher Eccleston fascinating, this challenge to her deep unhappiness is going is speaking passionately the audience about a woman to prevent her from being a about his role as single father who leaves her children.” good parent,” he reveals. “The Greg, who has been doing Indeed, the first episode most important thing to Marie everything he can to keep his mostly keeps us guessing as in my take, and I think Paula’s, to why Marie decided to leave was that she’s a mother, and IT’S UNUSUAL TO BE IN A DRAMA WHERE THE PERSPECTIVE SHIFTS”

60 lnsideSoap HOMETOWN GLORY KEERRI QUINNQ REVEALSEVEA WHY THET SERIES IS A BOON FOR BELFAST… pisode one also introduces at all – she’s got bite, she fights Eus to Brenna Doyle, whose back, she leaves in the end and she mobile sandwich business doesn’t let it take over her life.” serves the garage where Kerri was thrilled to land the role Greg works. After Greg of Brenna not just because of the defends her from her character’s strength, but because violent ex, the pair of the way the series portrays her embark on a home town of Belfast. relationship. “One of the things that drew me “What’s important to it was that it wasn’t about the about Brenna was Troubles, and that the women were not to make her so strong,” she shares. “It’s just a victim or a about a family and the breakdown delicate wee of a marriage, and survival and flower,” explains relationships. You can set it Kerri Quinn, anywhere, but I think Belfast has who plays her. been crying out for a drama like “She’s not that this for a really long time!” Couch

Chef and presenter Simon Rimmer picks his dream viewing… RED AVALON ALLSTAR, PHOTOS: I’m obsessed Growing up, Morecambe And Wise with Mum, and The Two Ronnies were two of I absolutely love my favourites. Top Of The Pops was it. I missed the always on in our house, and now I find first series, but myself saying to my kids the things that we had two of my dad used to say to me when my the stars on son puts his music on in the car – Gavin & Stacey Sunday Brunch “That’s not music, it’s just noise!” so I watched both series, and it’s just brilliant. It’s the I’ve always wanted to do that Salford-born and bred best comedy since Gavin & Stacey – Countryfile. I did two little films for Christopher had to nail the local it’s got that similar kind of beautifully them quite a few years ago, and I love accent for the part of Greg, and observed, quite understated humour. the show – I mention it all the time, and he was determined to get it right. every now and againag on Twitter I do “I had a brilliant dialect coach I have guilty secretss on telly a little plug too get myself on as a called Brendan Gunn, who that I like. I’m quite obsessed presenter! Joohn Craven has always everybody should know about with Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It been a heroo of mine – when he because he’s a bit of a magician,” Away!, and I like Bordeer Patrol was on Sunnday Brunch I was reveals the actor. “He’s got this as well. I think it’s thefac f tthat a littlebit staar-struck! extraordinary ear, so he taught they’re completely andd utterly me the dialect. He’s a fantastic non-challenging – I cannjust sit ● Simon presents the man – and also an amazing there and stare at themm… conclluding instalment of fiddle player, bizarrely!” Britaain’s Favourite Food I don’t watch a lot Chaannel 4 Good Friday of films. I have a real Yer man Greg: problem with the Christopher plays a Belfast mechanic cinema – I’m not very good at sitting still! But I watched God’s Own Country the otherr week, which was The Two Ronnies fantastic – really darka nd superb. I like a bit of soocial realism and gritty dramma. God’s Own Country I’m not a romcom fan.

lnsideSoap 61 INSIDE TV THE NAKED TRUTH SALLY DEXTER, COLEEN NOLAN, VICTORIA DERBYSHIRE AND MORE ARE POISED FOR A BIG REVEAL… THE REAL FULL MONTY: LADIES’ NIGHT | ITV THURSDAY

hen a group of male Sarah-Jane Crawford and don’t they do a girls’ one?”. The men have an obvious W celebs recreated Coleen Nolan. We caught up So it’s all my fault. I’m so sorry! template to follow, but will The Full Monty last with them during rehearsals Victoria I’m doing this your show be different? year to raise awareness of to find out how it’s all going… because I had breast cancer. Sally Ashley told us that our prostate cancer, it was a huge This is a way of getting through dance routine was more success. Now, a group of Why did you want to do this? to women who might think difficult than the men’s! female stars are daring to Coleen Cancer has been a they don’t fit the profile of Ruth We’ve had our input, go bare for breast cancer massive part of my family’s life, breast cancer, or they’re too and Ashley has listened to awareness: Emmerdale’s Sally and I watched the boys’ one young – we’ve got a massive us. The first thing we said was Dexter (Faith), broadcaster last year and loved it. It was a opportunity to get this that in no way should there Victoria Derbyshire, actresses great way to get the message message over. Having gone be any sleaze involved – this Helen Lederer and Ruth across. I mentioned it to Ashley through it and survived, there’s is elegant and strong. Madoc, singer Michelle [Banjo, who choreographed it] a responsibility to shout about Heaton, reality star Megan when he came on Loose this, in order to make sure How are you feeling about McKenna, and presenters Women, and I was like, “Why women look after themselves. the big night?

ROB BECKETT’S PLAYING FOR TIME | Channel 4 GOOD FRIDAY AMES NIGHT ROB BBECKETT IS HOPING FOR A HIGH SCORE INASEERIES ABOUT ICONIC VIDEO GAMES… hanksh to a very “It’s quite high-concept – mysteriousm games almost sitcommy,” Rob tells consolec from the Inside TV. “And on top of that, future (jjust go with it), there’s nostalgia, because the comediian Rob Beckett has studio is set up like whatever been sente back in time decade that game is from, and inthisnew n four-part series. we’re all in costume. I’ve His only hope of getting back dressed up as Miami Vice, as to the presentp day is to play one of the Gallagher brothers, some ofo the greatest video as a goth – I do not suit a games in history, under goth, I’m too smiley!” theguiddance of Peggy Rob won’t have to complete Aytean (Kerry Godliman). his challenges alone, though,

62 lnsideSoap THE LATEST TAT T L E TV NEWS… Telly SIXTH SENSE RECIPE FOR ITV has confirmed a sixth SUCCESS series for period detective BBC2’s The Big Family drama Endeavour. It will Cooking Showdowndown be set in 1969, with both is coming backk Shaun Evans and Roger for a second Allam returning as DS series, and it Morse and DI Thursday. needs new PUBLIC families. If you LIABILITY can assemble True Blood’s Anna Paquin a team of threee has signed up to star in the family memberrs first original drama for W. who are passionate In Flack, she’ll play Robyn, about cooking, email a PR professional whose [email protected] for personal life is in disarray. more information. PHOTOS: GETTY

Sally [Deadpan] Performing in front of 2500 people? I haven’t thought about it at all! Ruth It’s in the lap of the GROUP THERAPY gods. I might drop something, I might not be in the right LILY BRAZIER SSS ARS ASSO A W BE PIONEER place… but I might get away OF ‘MUM POP’ IN A NEW COMEDDY… with it because of my age! Victoria I’ve thought about WANNABE | BBC3 THURSD Y the moment of the reveal, and whether in that moment I will nce a member of almost-successsful actually do it. I don’t know the girl group Variety, now the mana er answer – I know I want to, O of upcoming trio Sweet Gyal, Maaxine I think I will, but I won’t know Hancock likes to think she’s a big deal iin until that moment… the music business. But when her new protégées threaten mutiny, she has to find a way of keeping herself in the limelight – by getting her old band back together. “She’s trying to make this younger bandd as each week he’ll be joined famous, but she really wants to still be fammous by a different celebrity guest herself,” explains People Just Do Nothing star who’ll be playing alongside Lily Brazier, who co-wrote the series ands tars him. And in episode one, the as Maxine. “Fame is really interesting, beccause first star to pick up a joypad it’s fickle – I’m obsessed with The Big Reuunion, will be former jungle queen and that thing where you’ve been famouss, Scarlett Moffatt. and then you’re just doing a normal job.” “It’s been a mixed bag, in Variety just missed out on the big time, levels of ability,” admits Rob. but Maxine believes that this time around “Scarlett was great at some they could take the world by storm… of them, but in The Last Of “She has misguided Us, the graphics were so faith in herself,” chuckles good she just lost the plot Lily. “She is a monster, – she was so scared of the because she’ll just say zombies she couldn’t what she thinks and concentrate. I had some she’s not scared of shockers too, but I don’t offending people. She’s mind – when you’ve died quite a tragic character on stage as much as I have – she’s never going to in my career, you don’t be successful, and she really care any more!” hasn’t got the talent she thinks she has…”

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6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 10.00 Saturday 6.10 AM The Wonder Of Animals Birds 6.00 AM CITV 7.30 Scrambled! 9.25 ITV 6.15 AM The King Of Queens (R/S) 6.40 Kitchen Live (S) 11.30 Classic Mary Of Prey. (R/S) 6.40 Naomi’s Nightmares News (S) 9.30 James Martin’s Saturday The King Of Queens (R/S) 7.05 The King Berry A range of recipes for entertaining Of Nature South Africa: South. (R/S) 7.10 Morning With guests Sean Wilson and Tony Of Queens (R/S) 7.30 Mobil 1: The Grid guests. (R/S) 12.00 PM Football Focus (S) The Pets Factor Scout, Baraka And Jack. Tobin. (S) 11.20 Who’s Doing The (S) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R/S) 12.30 BBC News/Weather (S) 12.45 (S) 7.30 The Dengineers Magical Library Dishes? Jayne Torvill. (R/S) 12.20 PM ITV 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond (R/S) FILM The Pirates! In An Adventure With Den. (S) 8.00 Absolute Genius: Monster News/Weather (S) 12.30 Dancing On Ice 8.55 Frasier The Innkeepers. (R/S) 9.25 Scientists! A bungling buccaneer tries to Builds Massive Movers. (S) 8.30 Beyond – The Final The grand final of the Frasier Dark Victory. (R/S) 10.00 Frasier win the coveted Pirate of the Year award, Bionic Seal. (S) 9.00 Robot Wars (R/S) competitive figure-skating contest arrives, She’s The Boss. (R/S) 10.30 The Big Bang with the aid of Charles Darwin. Animated 10.00 Gordon Buchanan: Elephant as the final three pro-celebrity couples Theory The Maternal Capacitance. (R/S) comedy, with the voices of Hugh Grant and Family & Me (R/S) 11.00 Famously Unfit compete to claim the title of Champion of 11.00 The Big Bang Theory The Cushion Martin Freeman. (Cert U, 87 mins. 2012) (S) For Sport Relief (R/S) 12.00 PM Homes the Rink. Last in the series. (R/S) 2.30 Saturation. (R/S) 11.30 The Big Bang ★★★★ 2.05 Gymnastics: World Cup Under The Hammer (R/S) 12.45 Escape Britain’s Brightest Family Two families Theory The Terminator Decoupling. (R/S) Highlights Action from the Gymnastics To The Country Cornwall. (R/S) 1.30 compete in the second of the quarter-finals. 12.00 PM The Simpsons Secrets Of A World Cup, which took place at Arena Planet Earth Ocean Deep: Creatures (R/S) 3.00 Celebrity Catchphrase Successful Marriage. (R/S) 12.30 The Birmingham. Great Britain’s team included inhabiting the deep oceans of the world. Last Stephen Mulhern hosts a celebrity special Simpsons Lady Bouvier’s Lover. (R/S) Nile Wilson and James Hall. (S) 3.50 The in the series. (R/S) 2.30 Me And My Dog: of the guessing game, challenging Chris 1.00 Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix Boat Race Clare Balding presents live The Ultimate Contest (R/S) 3.30 The Kamara, Stacey Solomon and Catherine Qualifying Highlights 2018. (S) 2.50 coverage of the men’s and women’s Repair Shop (R/S) 4.00 The Secret Tyldesley to see it and say it. (R/S) 4.00 Car SOS AC Aceca. (S) 3.50 Coast Vs University Boat Races on the River Thames, Helpers Dan And Brett. (R/S) 5.00 Big Tipping Point Game show, hosted by Country (R/S) 4.50 A Place In The Sun: as Oxford aim to retain the men’s title, and Cats About The House Following the Ben Shephard. (R/S) 5.00 The Chase Summer Sun (R/S) 5.35 The Secret Life Cambridge the women’s. (S) work of big cat expert Giles Clark. (R/S) Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. (R/S) Of The Zoo (R/S)

6.45pm Pointless Celebrities 9pm Picasso’s Last Stand 8.30pm The Voice UK 7pm Coastal Railways With Julie…

6.15 Doodlebugs (S) 6.00 Hugh’s Wild West Hugh 6.00 ITV News/Weather (S) 6.30 Channel 4 News/Weather 6.30 BBC News (S) Fearnley-Whittingstall celebrates 6.20 Regional News/Weather (S) (S) 6.40 Regional News (S) volunteers who help wildlife in the 6.30 New You’ve Been Framed! 6.45 Pointless Celebrities West Country. Last in the series. (S) A woman is attacked by a Grange Hill. (S) emote-controlled plane. (S)

7.40 Who Dares Wins New series. 7.00 Amazing Hotels: Life 7.00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night 7.00 Coastal Railways With Julie Nick Knowles hosts the game show Beyond The Lobby Giles Coren Takeaway Comedian Alan Carr Walters The actress travels around in which two pairs of complete and Monica Galetti work in Ireland’s joins the fun as this week’s guest the UK coast by train, beginning by strangers team up, each battling to Ashford Castle, dating back to 1228. announcer, while the Geordie duo boarding the famous Jacobite steam outdo the other by listing as much as Despite its rollercoaster ride through go up against cast members from train for a trip along Scotland’s West they know about given subjects. (S) the ages Ashford has sustained Coronation Street in the return of Highland Railway. (R/S) strong community ties. (R/S) Make ’Em Laugh. (S)

8.20 Casualty The day of Robyn 8.00 David Attenborough’s 8.30 The Voice UK Emma Willis 8.00 Britain At Low and Glen’s wedding arrives, but the Natural Curiosities Ferocious presents the second of the knockout Tide Tori Herridge groom has a seizure while getting Fighters: The presenter explores the shows as the remaining acts sing for uncovers the story ready at the hotel. Rash treats a evolution of aggression in the animal a place in next week’s semi-final. behind a dramatic night woman suffering from anxiety after kingdom. Last in the series. (S) Coaches Will.i.am, Tom Jones, Olly in 1976 when a fishing trawler went the death of her fiance. (S) 8.30 Dad’s Army We Know Our Murs and reigning champion Jennifer wildly off course in the North Sea, Onions: The platoon takes part Hudson can pick only one act from running aground in Whitby, North in an efficiency test. (R/S) their teams to progress in the Yorkshire. (S) competition, so there are some 9.10 Troy: Fall Of A 9.00 Picasso’s Last Stand tough decisions to make. Helping 9.00 Everest Premiere. Two City The Trojans receive Documentary telling the story of the them are R’n’B star Craig David, expeditions set out to climb a message from the gods last decade of the great artist’s life, members of the Black Eyed Peas, to the summit of the world’s and embark on a daring through the memories of family, close Australian pop queen Kylie Minogue, highest mountain. Both parties of raid with their newfound allies. friends and the people he allowed 2006 winner of The X Factor Leona mountaineers get caught in one Achilles is provoked into returning to into his world in the 1960s. (S) Lewis and The Voice UK’s reigning of the fiercest snowstorms ever battle Hector. (S) champion, Mo Jamil. (S) recorded, and face a desperate struggle to survive against the 10.10 BBC News/Weather (S) 10.00 A Late Quartet 10.30 ITV News/Weather (S) elements. Fact-based adventure, 10.30 Guardians Of The Drama, starring Christopher 10.45 Fast & Furious 5 starring Jason Clarke, Josh Brolin, Galaxy Sci-fi adventure, Walken, Philip Seymour Action adventure sequel, Jake Gyllenhaal and Keira Knightley. starring Chris Pratt, Zoe Hoffman and Catherine Keener. (Cert starring Vin Diesel, Dwayne (Cert 12, 121 mins. 2015) (S) ★★★ Saldana and Dave Bautista. (Cert 12, 15, 106 mins. 2012) (S) ★★★★ Johnson and Paul Walker. (Cert 12, 121 mins. 2014) (S) ★★★★ 130 mins. 2011) (S) ★★★★

12.30-6.00 AM (BST) BBC News (S) 11.40 FILM Safe Haven A woman trying to 2.00 AM (BST) Jackpot247 Viewers get 11.20 FILM Predator 2 Sci-fi thriller make a fresh start in a coastal town realises the chance to participate in live interactive sequel, starring Danny Glover and Bill she must confront the dark past she is gaming from the comfort of their sofas. 4.00 Paxton. (Cert 15, 104 mins. 1990) (S) ★★★ running from. Romantic drama, starring Babushka Game show hosted by Rylan 2.20 AM (BST) Ramsay’s Kitchen Julianne Hough, Josh Duhamel and Cobie Clark-Neal in which contestants open a set Nightmares USA Nino’s. (R/S) 3.10 Smulders. (Cert 12, 113 mins. 2013) (S) ★★ of giant Russian nesting dolls, with some Hollyoaks Omnibus. Mandy and Luke 2.30 AM (BST) Civilisations (R/S) empty and others containing prizes up to get ready for their trip to Florida. (R/S) 3.30-6.20 This Is BBC Two (S) £10,000. (R/S) 4.50-6.00 Nightscreen 5.15-6.10 Coast Vs Country (R/S) Text-based information service. 64 lnsideSoap 6.00 AM Milkshake! 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles When Worlds Collide – Part One. (R/S) 10.35 The Gadget Show Jon Bentley asks couples to test out smart tech bathroom scales. (R/S) 11.30 Police Interceptors Dog handler Andy Hunt is called to a violent domestic disturbance. (R/S) 12.30 PM Police Interceptors Kev and Steve go on the hunt for suspected heroin dealers. (R/S) 1.30 Police Interceptors Justin Moffitt and Paul Faulkner chase down a gang of suspected car thieves. (R/S) 2.30 Live Aviva Premiership Rugby Union Saracens v Harlequins. Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present coverage of the top-flight fixture, which takes place at London Stadium (kick-off 3pm). (S) 5.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away A family with dubious immigration status finds itself homeless. (R/S)

BRITAIN AT LOW TIDE | Channel 4 8PM

9pm King Tut’s Treasure Secrets AsAh much as wel love this series trying to keep track of two or to explore how even sturdy exploring the many secrets of three stories. Other than that, concrete crumbles at the 6.10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Britain’s coastline, we do have though, this has become one mercy of coastal erosion. And Away Kevin Stokes and Brian one (small) criticism: we don’t of our Saturday telly treats. Tori Herridge heads to Hull, to O’Shaughnessy chase a £16,000 debt run up by a coach company. (R/S) really like the way it dishes out Tonight the team are in hear the peculiar story of two its stories in instalments – we’d East Yorkshire, where Oliver ships that were constructed in prefer our history in satisfying, Hutchinson visits the remains a now-vanished Hull shipyard 7.00 Cruising With Jane complete chunks, rather than of the Godwin Artillery Battery and ended up in Lake Titicaca. McDonald Jane cruises around Cuba aboard the Celestyal Crystal, starting and ending in Havana, sampling the relatively new tourist industry of the Caribbean island. (R/S) Comrades in arms 7.55 5 News Weekend (S) TROY: FALL OF A CITY | BBC1 9.10PM 8.00 Inside Windsor Castle Documentary marking the centenary Last week’s episode delivered of the Windsor dynasty by examining a real stomach-churner of the history of the royal residence over a twist where Paris is the past 80 years, beginning with the concerned (and we’re being fire of 1992. (R/S) deliberately vague about that out of consideration for any viewers who might not have 9.00 King Tut’s Treasure Secrets watched it yet, because it’s New series. Documentary exploring definitely the sort of thing the thousands of items found with that’s much more exciting the great Egyptian pharaoh when when it comes out of the his tomb was first uncovered. (S) 9.55 King Tut’s Tomb: The blue). And in tonight’s Hidden Chamber (R/S) episode, there’s another shocking development which 10.50 Secrets Of The Valley Of sees the besieged Trojans The Kings An exploration of the rallying as a result of their Valley of the Kings, the royal new-found support. Helen necropolis of the pharaohs and still finds herself in a very the world’s most famous royal burial ground. (R/S) uncertain position, however, and the Greeks’ great hero 11.50 Football On 5: Goal Rush Achilles is drawn back into Colin Murray introduces all the goals from the fray once more. the weekend’s games in Leagues One and Two. (S) 12.15 AM SuperCasino (S) 3.10 (BST) FILM Due Date Comedy, starring Robert Downey Jr. (Cert 15, 95 BBC2 N IRELAND as Main BBC2 except: 12.00pm The Conference 1.00-1.30 David Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities BBC2 SCOTLAND as Main mins. 2010) (S) ★★★ 4.45 House Doctor BBC2 except: 3.30pm The Secret Helpers 4.30 Big Cats About The House 5.30-6.00 Eòrpa (European Current Affairs) BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 Yeovil. (R/S) 5.10 Great Artists Giotto. except: 12.00pm Coast 12.30 Planet Earth 1.30 The Repair Shop 2.00-4.00 Conference 2018 – Plaid Cymru 5.00-6.00 Me And My Dog: The Ultimate Contest 7.00-8.00 Saving Lives At Sea SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 2.00am (BST) Teleshopping 3.00 After Midnight 3.45 Babushka 4.35 The Jeremy (R/S) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R/S) Kyle Show 5.30-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 65 INSIDE TV SATURDAY 24 March Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM The Biggest 6.00 AM Richard E 6.00 AM Futurama 6.30 Loser: Australia 11.00 Grant’s Hotel Secrets Futurama 7.00 The Flash America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Richard E Grant’s 8.00 The Simpsons 8.30 12.00 PM Send In The Hotel Secrets 8.00 The Simpsons 9.00 The Dogs Australia 1.00 Send CSI: Crime Scene Simpsons 9.30 The In The Dogs Australia 2.00 Investigation 9.00 Simpsons 10.00 Soccer Send In The Dogs 3.00 CSI: Crime Scene AM 11.30 Hawaii Five-0 Border Security: Canada’s Investigation 10.00 12.30 PM Hawaii Five-0 Front Line 3.30 Border CSI: Crime Scene 1.30 Hawaii Five-0 Elua La Security: Canada’s Front Investigation 11.00 Ma Nowemapa (Two Days In Line 4.00 Border Security: CSI: Crime Scene November). 2.30 Futurama Canada’s Front Line 4.30 Investigation 12.00 Beast With A Billion Backs Border Security: Canada’s PM CSI: Crime Scene – Part Three. 3.00 Gillette Front Line 5.00 Border Investigation 1.00 Cold Soccer Saturday Security: Canada’s Front Case 2.00 Cold Case 3.00 24/3/2018: Up-to-the-minute Line 5.30 Border Security: Cold Case 4.00 Without A scores. 6.00 The Simpsons Canada’s Front Line 6.00 Trace 5.00 Without A Make Room For Lisa. 6.30 Nothing To Declare Trace Trials. 6.00 Without The Simpsons Maximum 6.30 Nothing To Declare A Trace Malone v Malone. Homerdrive.

BELOW THE SURFACE | BBC4 9PM 7.00 Nothing To 7.00 Without A Trace 7.00 The Simpsons Declare 4.0: Jack and the team Helter Shelter: The family 7 7.30 Nothing To search for a missing takes part in a TV show. Philip Nørgaard is rattled be up against and that pm when the garage search they’ve done their homework. Declare A girl is 16-year-old girl. 7.30 The Simpsons The turns up lots of pictures and Meanwhile, Naja gets offered questioned by officers. Great Louse Detective. newspaper clippings about another interview, and the 8.00 Nothing To 8.00 Without A Trace 8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles him (Hans: “You alone? I’m hostages formulate a plan Declare Penitence: The team All Is Bright: The team is 8 8.30 Nothing To searches for a convict who forced to act fast when a offended!”). It’s proof that the to overpower their captors pm terrorists knew who they’d while they’re distracted. Declare Lethal weapons disappeared during a fight ransomware cyber attack are discovered. in the prison yard. paralyses the city.

MOSAIC 10PM 9.00 Britain’s Most Evil 9.00 Blue Bloods Pain 9.00 | Sky Atlantic Killers A profile of Killers: Baez’s life hangs Ghostbusters II 9 convicted sex offender in the balance. The spectre- It’s all over tonight as the pm Roy Whiting, who hunting team reunites to murder mystery from Steven murdered Sarah Payne. save New York from a river Soderbergh comes to a close. of slime generated by the Petra is determined to solve 10.00 Britain’s Most 10.00 Mosaic negativity of the city’s the Mosaic puzzle, but doing Evil Killers An insight into Finale: Petra inhabitants. Comedy 10 Michael Ryan’s killing treads on sequel, starring Bill Murray pm so leads into dangerous spree in Hungerford, dangerous ground. Last in and Dan Aykroyd. (Cert territory – so will she find the Berkshire, in 1987. the series. PG, 104 mins. 1989) +++ answers she’s looking for? 11.00 World’s Most Evil 11.00 Westworld The 11.00 SEAL Team Tip Of Killers A profile of Original: The Westworld The Spear: Action drama 11 travelling German serial scientists begin to notice following the lives of THE SCANDALOUS LADY W 11PM pm | Drama killer Volker Eckert. aberrant behaviour from members of an elite US Natalie Dormer is superb in the park’s androids. Navy unit. this one-off historical drama, 12.00 AM Brit Cops: 12.20 AM Westworld 2.30 12.00 AM The Russell Frontline Crime UK 2.00 (BST) Last Week Tonight With Howard Hour 2.00 (BST) originally shown on BBC2. (BST) Brit Cops: Frontline John Oliver 3.05 To Be Duck Quacks Don’t Echo Stuck in an unhappy marriage, Crime UK 3.00 Send In The Announced 4.00 Cold Case 2.30 Bliss 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 Dogs Australia 4.00 Send 5.00-6.00 The Guest Wing 4.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme Lady Worsley eloped with her In The Dogs Australia 5.00 World 5.00-6.00 Stargate husband’s friend – and when Nothing To Declare 5.30- Atlantis her furious hubby tried to sue 6.00 Nothing To Declare them, she turned the tables… W Alibi GOLD ITV Encore FOX Universal 6.10 AM The Bill 7.00 The Bill 7.00 AM Murdoch Mysteries 7.15 AM The Piglet Files 6.00 AM Outside Edge 6.25 8.00 AM NCIS 9.00 NCIS 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 8.00 The Bill 9.00 The Bill Staircase To Heaven. 8.00 7.40 Goodnight Sweetheart Lillie 7.25 Always And 10.00 NCIS 11.00 NCIS Teleshopping 8.00 White Double Jeopardy – Part Two. Murdoch Mysteries Murdoch 8.15 The Two Ronnies 9.00 Everyone 8.20 Always And 12.00 PM NCIS 1.00 NCIS Collar 9.00 Major Crimes 10.00 The Bill He Who Has In Toyland. 9.00 Murdoch The Two Ronnies 9.50 Only Everyone 9.10 Mapp And 2.00 NCIS 3.00 Bull 4.00 The 10.00 Major Crimes 11.00 No Will. 11.00 Tipping Point: Mysteries Murdoch Night In Fools And Horses 11.45 Lucia 10.10 Lillie 11.05 Mentalist 5.00 The Mentalist Major Crimes 12.00 PM Lucky Stars 12.00 PM Canada. 10.00 Inspector dinnerladies 12.20 PM Heartbeat 12.10 PM 6.00 The Mentalist Black Gold Major Crimes 1.00 Major Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Alleyn Mysteries Hand In dinnerladies 1.00 Only Fools Heartbeat 1.15 Heartbeat And Red Blood. 7.00 The Crimes 2.00 NCIS 3.00 NCIS 1.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Glove. 12.00 PM Inspector And Horses 1.40 Only Fools 2.15 The Glass 3.20 My Mentalist Red Bulls. 8.00 The Twisted Sister. 4.00 NCIS Stars 2.00 Tipping Point: Alleyn Mysteries Dead Water. And Horses 2.40 Only Fools Uncle Silas Shandy Lil. 3.55 Mentalist His Red Right Hand. Smoked. 5.00 NCIS Driven. Lucky Stars 3.00 Tipping 2.00 Inspector Alleyn And Horses 3.00 Only Fools My Uncle Silas The Race. 9.00 Family Guy Chris Has 6.00 NCIS Suspicion. 7.00 Point: Lucky Stars 4.00 Mysteries Scales Of Justice. And Horses 3.35 The Vicar Of 4.20 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Got A Date, Date, Date, Date, NCIS Sharif Returns. 8.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 4.00 Inspector Alleyn Dibley 4.15 The Vicar Of The Cornish Mystery. 5.30 Date. 9.30 Family Guy Hot NCIS Engaged – Part One. 5.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Mysteries Hand In Glove. 6.00 Dibley 4.50 Only Fools And Agatha Christie’s Poirot The Shots. 10.00 American Dad! 9.00 Law & Order: Special Stars 6.00 Tipping Point: New Tricks Good Morning Horses 6.10 Only Fools Disappearance Of Mr The Mural Of The Story. 10.30 Victims Unit Undercover Blue. Lucky Stars 7.00 My Family Lemmings. 7.00 New Tricks And Horses 6.50 Only Fools Davenheim. 6.35 Agatha American Dad! Ciapow. 10.00 Law & Order: Special Auto Erotica. 7.40 My Family Fashion Victim. 8.00 Frankie And Horses 8.35 The Royle Christie’s Poirot Double Sin. 11.00 Family Guy The New Victims Unit Legitimate Rape. A Handful Of Dust. 8.20 My Drake Mysteries Ghosts. 9.00 Family Special: The Golden 7.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Adventures Of Old Tom. 11.30 11.00 Law & Order: Special Family The Lost Weekend. Murdoch Mysteries Biffers Egg Cup 9.55 Christmas Lord Edgware Dies. 10.00 Family Guy Run, Chris, Run. Victims Unit Born Psychopath. 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good And Blockers. 10.00 Inspector With The Royle Family 10.45 Grantchester 11.00 12.00 AM American Dad! 12.00 AM Law & Order: News 9.40 Russell Howard’s George Gently Gently With Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Grantchester 12.00 AM 12.30 American Dad! 2.00 Special Victims Unit Girl Good News 10.20 Inside The Honour. 12.00 AM The Roadshow 11.45 Bottom Jericho 2.00 (BST) Houdini & (BST) American Dad! 2.30 Dishonoured. 2.00 (BST) Ambulance 11.20 999 Rescue Inspector Lynley Mysteries For 12.25 AM Bottom 2.00 (BST) Doyle 3.05 Houdini & Doyle American Dad! 3.00 Family Law & Order: Special Victims Squad 12.20 AM Doctor Who The Sake Of Elena. 3.00 (BST) Green Wing 3.00 The 4.00 Brief Encounters 4.50 Guy 3.30 Family Guy 4.00 Unit Traumatic Wound. 3.00 42. 2.15 (BST) Doctor Who Castle Till Death Us Do Part. Armando Iannucci Shows Peak Practice 5.45-6.00 American Dad! 4.30 American Numb3rs 4.00 Numb3rs 3.00-6.10 Home Shopping 4.00-7.00 Home Shopping 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping ITV Encore Nightscreen Dad! 5.00-8.00 Teleshopping 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping 66 lnsideSoap DramaDave ITV2E4 More4 FREEVIEW 20 FREEVIEW 12 FREEVIEW 6 FREEVIEW 28 FREEVIEW 14 7.10 AM Bergerac 8.00 6.00 AM Home Shopping 6.00 AM The Planet’s 6.00 AM Couples Come 8.55 AM River Cottage Bergerac 9.00 Bergerac 7.10 The Hurting 7.35 Funniest Animals 6.20 Dine With Me 7.55 Made Bites 9.25 Grand Designs 10.00 Bergerac 11.00 The Hurting 8.00 The Emmerdale 8.50 In Chelsea 9.00 Don’t New Zealand 10.30 A Sharpe Sharpe’s Eagle. Hurting 8.30 The Hurting Coronation Street 11.20 Tell The Bride 10.00 The Place In The Sun: Home 1.00 PM The Onedin 9.00 The Hurting 9.30 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Goldbergs 12.30 PM FILM Or Away 11.30 A Place In Line Not Wanted On Voyage. The Hurting 10.00 Night Takeaway 12.50 PM Dragonball Evolution The Sun: Home Or Away 2.00 The Onedin Line American Pickers 11.00 You’ve Been Framed! Fantasy adventure, starring 12.35 PM A Place In The Undercurrent. 3.00 The American Pickers Funniest 100 1.55 FILM Justin Chatwin. (Cert PG, 80 Sun: Home Or Away 1.40 Onedin Line Quarantine. 12.00 PM American Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over mins. 2009) ++ 2.05 A Place In The Sun: 4.00 The Onedin Line Pickers 1.00 Sin City Includes FYI Daily. (Cert U, 79 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts Home Or Away 2.45 Four Uncharted Island. 5.00 Motors 2.00 Sin City mins. 2003) +++ 3.40 FILM 2.30 The Goldbergs 3.00 In A Bed 3.15 Four In A Fawlty Towers The Motors 3.00 Road Cops Russell Howard’s Happy Feet Includes FYI Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3.30 Bed 3.50 Four In A Bed Psychiatrist. 5.45 Fawlty 3.30 Road Cops 4.00 Daily. (Cert U, 108 mins. 2006) Young Sheldon 4.00 The 4.20 Four In A Bed 4.50 Towers The Kipper And The Road Cops 4.30 Road Good News 9pm W ++++ 5.45 FILM The Great Celebrity Bake Off Four In A Bed 5.20 Come Corpse. 6.25 Keeping Up Cops Street Fight. 5.00 Mummy: Tomb Of The For Stand Up To Cancer Dine With Me 5.50 Come Appearances Christmas Would I Lie To You? 5.40 Dragon Emperor Includes 5.15 Extreme Cake Dine With Me 6.25 Come Special 1991 – The Father Would I Lie To You? BBC4 FYI Daily. (Cert 12, 112 mins. Makers 6.00 The Big Dine With Me 6.55 Come Christmas Suit. 6.20 Would I Lie To You? FREEVIEW 9 2008) ++ Bang Theory Dine With Me

7.00 Sue Thomas: 7.00 Not Going Out Hot 7.00 PM Lost Kingdoms 7.50 The 7.00 The Big Bang 7.25 Come Dine With FBEye Breaking Up Is Tub: Lee and Lucy play Of Central America The Amazing Theory The Mystery Date Me Norwich: The final Hard To Do: Part two of hot-tub fantasy date. history of the region’s Spiderman Observation. dinner party in Norwich. 7 pm two. The agent hunts an 7.40 Not Going Out ancient civilisations. A gifted teenager gains 7.30 The Big Bang 7.55 Cleopatra’s Lost international terrorist. Charlie: Lee Mack stars. superhuman powers while Theory Tomb An insight into the investigating his dead work of Dr Kathleen 8.00 Rizzoli & Isles 8.20 Not Going Out 8.00 The Silk Road Sam parents’ past. Superhero 8.00 The Big Bang Martinez, whose theories Bloodlines: The team Marriage Guidance: Willis traces the history of adventure reboot, starring Theory The Earworm led to the discovery of investigates what appears Lee and Lucy decide the trade route. Andrew Garfield, Emma Reverberation. a tomb that may be the 8 pm to be a modern-day to attend a marriage Stone and Rhys Ifans. 8.30 The Big Bang final resting place of witch-hunt in Salem. counselling session. Includes FYI Daily. (Cert Theory Egypt’s last queen. 12, 136 mins. 2012) +++ 9.00 Wallander 9.00 Good 9.00 Below 9.00 2 Guns Two 9.00 9/11: The Falling The Troubled Man: The Will Hunting The Surface undercover agents Man A defining image detective takes on his A maths genius The hostages become fugitives of the terrorist attacks. 9 pm toughest case as he is befriended by a come up with a plan. after a disastrous sting, searches for Linda’s psychologist who helps 9.45 Below The Surface but each thinks the other father-in-law, a mystery him come to terms with is a real criminal. Action that leads him into the his unusual talents and 10.30 Top Of The Pops: 10.30 Celebrity Juice adventure, starring Denzel 10.40 9/11: The shady world of Cold troubled past. Drama, 1985 An episode of the Keith Lemon presents the Washington and Mark Firemen’s Story New War-era politics. starring Matt Damon and music show from the year cheeky game show, with Wahlberg. (Cert 15, 104 York firefighters recall 10 pm Robin Williams. (Cert 15, that saw Live Aid. guest panellists including mins. 2013) +++ the terrorist attacks of 121 mins. 1997) +++++ Georgia ‘Toff’ Toffolo. September 11, 2001.

11.00 The 11.35 Would I Lie To 11.00 Top Of The Pops: 11.35 Family Guy Peter’s 11.05 Gogglebox 11.50 8 Out Of 10 Cats Scandalous You? With Rhod Gilbert, 1985 An episode of the Two Dads: Peter searches Capturing the households’ Does Countdown Lady W Fact- Sally Phillips, Des music show. for his real father. reactions to more TV from Jimmy Carr hosts the 11 pm based drama, starring O’Connor and Tess Daly. 11.30 Blues At The May 2017, including Twin words-and-numbers Natalie Dormer. BBC Featuring the Kinks. Peaks: The Return. panel game.

2.00 AM (BST) Wallander 12.15 AM Would I Lie To You? 12.30 AM Ballrooms And 12.05 AM Family Guy 12.35 12.10 AM Five Star Hotel 12.55 AM 8 Out Of 10 Cats 4.00-7.10 Home Shopping 12.55 Would I Lie To You? Ballerinas: Dance At The American Dad! 2.05 (BST) 2.15 (BST) Five Star Hotel Does Countdown 2.55 (BST) 2.35 (BST) Not Going Out BBC 2.30 (BST) Lost American Dad! 2.30 Action 3.20 The Inbetweeners 3.45 Father Ted 3.30-4.00 Father 3.15 Suits 4.00-6.00 Kingdoms Of Central Team 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping How I Met Your Mother 4.10 Ted Home Shopping America 3.30 The Silk Road How I Met Your Mother 4.30- 4.30-5.00 Secret Knowledge: 6.00 How I Met Your Mother Hidden Jewels Of The Cheapside Hoard

CBS Drama 5USA 5STAR ITV3 ITV4 ITVBe FREEVIEW 74 FREEVIEW 21 FREEVIEW 30 FREEVIEW 10 FREEVIEW 24 FREEVIEW 26 7.30 AM Tomorrow’s World 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 6.00 AM Judge Judy 6.20 6.00 AM Football’s Greatest: 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 8.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10 Person Of Last Man Standing 8.45 The Murder, She Wrote Suspicion Paul Gascoigne 6.10 The Be Tasty 9.10 Newlyweds: Touched By An Angel 10.00 Interest 10.00 Person Of Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air 10.55 Of Murder. 7.15 Murder, She Avengers 7.15 The Avengers The First Year 10.05 The Touched By An Angel Interest 11.00 Law & Order FILM Nim’s Island (Cert U, 96 Wrote Moving Violation. 8.15 8.20 The Avengers 9.30 ITV Real Housewives Of Orange 11.00 Touched By An Angel 12.00 PM Law & Order 12.55 mins. 2008) +++ 12.45 PM A Touch Of Frost Penny For Racing: The Opening Show County 11.00 The Real 12.00 PM Touched By An Law & Order 1.55 FILM FILM Labyrinth (Cert U, 98 The Guy. 10.20 A Touch Of 10.30 Fishing Allstars 11.00 Housewives Of Atlanta 11.55 Angel 1.00 Touched By An Columbo: Uneasy Lies The mins. 1986) ++++ 2.50 Frost House Calls. 12.30 PM Fishing Allstars 11.25 Chris & Olivia: Crackin’ On Angel 2.00 It’s A Miracle With Crown Crime drama. (Cert FILM Get Smart (Cert 12, 109 Agatha Christie’s Marple The Monster Carp 12.25 PM 12.55 PM Chris & Olivia: Roma Downey 3.00 It’s A PG, 97 mins. 1990) ++ 4.00 mins. 2008) ++ 5.05 FILM Moving Finger. 2.40 FILM Evil Monster Carp 1.30 ITV Crackin’ On 1.55 Chris & Miracle With Roma Downey NCIS 5.00 NCIS 6.00 NCIS Johnny English Reborn Under The Sun Mystery, Racing: Live From Doncaster Olivia: Crackin’ On 2.55 Sam 4.00 Judge Judy 4.25 Judge 7.00 NCIS Enemy On The Hill. Includes Access. (Cert PG, starring Peter Ustinov. (Cert 4.00 FILM Bill & Ted’s And Billie Faiers: The Mummy Judy 4.50 Judge Judy 5.15 8.00 NCIS: New Orleans 9.00 101 mins. 2011) +++ 7.00 PG, 117 mins. 1982) +++ Excellent Adventure Comedy, Diaries 3.55 Celebrity Dinner Judge Judy 5.40 Judge Judy NCIS: New Orleans 10.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 5.00 Midsomer Murders Shot with Keanu Reeves. Includes Date 5.00 Celebrity Dinner 6.05 Judge Judy 6.30 Judge Law & Order: Special Victims 9.00 FILM Scary Movie At Dawn. 7.00 Midsomer FYI Daily. (Cert PG, 86 mins. Date 6.00 Celebrity Dinner Judy 6.55 Judge Judy 7.20 Unit 10.55 Law & Order: Includes Access. (Cert 18, 88 Murders Let Us Prey. A killer 1989) ++++5.45 Storage Date 7.00 Celebrity Dinner Judge Judy 7.45 Judge Judy Special Victims Unit 11.55 mins. 2000) +++ 10.50 uses ancient torture methods Wars 6.15 Storage Wars 6.45 Date 8.00 Celebrity Dinner 8.10 Judge Judy 8.35 Judge Law & Order: Special Victims FILM A Haunted House to punish modern-day Live Snooker: Players Date 9.00 Botched By Nature Judy 9.00 Cheaters 10.00 Unit 12.55 AM Law & Order: Includes Access. (Cert 15, 84 ‘sinners’. 9.00 Midsomer Championship 2018 Day Six. Crooked And Cracked. 10.00 Medium Time Keeps On Special Victims Unit 2.50 mins. 2013) ++ 12.35 AM Murders Wild Harvest. A man 11.00 FILM Windtalkers The Real Housewives Of Slipping. 11.00 Medium (BST) Law & Order: Special Sex Pod 2.35 (BST) Sex Pod is mauled to death by a wild Drama, starring Nicolas Cage. Atlanta Ghosts Of Boyfriends 12.00 AM Medium 2.00 Victims Unit 3.50 Law & 3.35 The Magicians 4.25 boar. 11.00 Lewis Dark Includes FYI Daily. (Cert 15, Past. 11.00 The Magaluf (BST) Medium 3.00 Medium Order: Special Victims Unit Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Matter. 2.55 AM (BST) 129 mins. 2002) ++2.45 AM Weekender 12.00 AM 4.00 Judge Judy 4.30 Judge 4.50 Access 5.00-6.00 4.45 Access 5.00-8.00 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00 (BST) Nightscreen 4.00-6.00 Bridezillas Michelle/Tasha. Judy 5.00-7.30 Teleshopping Teleshopping Teleshopping Teleshopping Teleshopping 12.55-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 67 INSIDE TV SUNDAY 25 March BBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.00 The Andrew 6.20 AM Coast The Secret Life Of 6.00 AM CITV 7.30 Scrambled! 9.25 ITV 6.10 AM The King Of Queens The 6 Marr Show The week’s talking points. (S) Beaches. (R/S) 7.20 The Instant Gardener News (S) 9.30 Britain’s Best Walks With Shmenkmans. (R/S) 6.35 Everybody am 10.00 The Big Questions From (R/S) 8.05 Gardeners’ World (R/S) 8.35 Julia Bradbury A river walk in Devon. (R/S) Loves Raymond The Break-Up Tape. (R/S) Hutchesons’ Grammar School, Glasgow. (S) Countryfile (R/S) 9.35 Saturday Kitchen 10.00 Peston On Sunday Political 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond Talk To 11.00 Sunday Politics The week’s events Best Bites (S) 11.05 Spring Kitchen With magazine. (S) 11.00 The Voice UK The Your Daughter. (R/S) 7.25 Frasier Shrink at Westminster, presented by Sarah Smith. Tom Kerridge (R/S) 11.50 Lorraine second of the knockout shows. (R/S) Rap. (R/S) 7.55 Frasier Martin Does It His (S) 12.15 PM BBC News/Weather (S) Pascale: How To Be A Better Cook Neil 12.50 PM ITV News/Weather (S) 1.00 Way. (R/S) 8.25 Race Of Champions 12.30 MasterChef (R/S) 1.30 MasterChef Forster. (R/S) 12.20 PM Homes Under Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 2018 (S) 9.30 Sunday Brunch With guests (R/S) 2.30 MasterChef (R/S) 3.00 Money The Hammer From Norfolk, London and Comedian Alan Carr joins the fun as this Will Young and Tracy-Ann Oberman. (S) For Nothing Transforming items reclaimed Cumbria. (R/S) 1.20 FILM Bringing Up week’s guest announcer, while the Geordie 12.30 PM Jamie And Jimmy’s Friday from a tip. (R/S) 4.00 Escape To The Baby Comedy, with Katharine Hepburn and duo go up against cast members from Night Feast With guest Warwick Davis. Country A woman searches for a home in Cary Grant. (Cert U, 98 mins. 1938, B/W) (S) Coronation Street in the return of Make ’Em (R/S) 1.30 The Simpsons E-I-E-I-(Annoyed rural Devon. (R/S) 4.30 Songs Of Praise ★★★★★ 3.00 Pilgrimage: The Road To Laugh. (R/S) 2.30 You’ve Been Framed! Grunt): The family relocates to a farm. (R/S) Palm Sunday: Sean Fletcher presents the Santiago The seven celebrities make their Clips feature a man falling off a bridge into 2.00 The Simpsons Brother’s Little show from St Albans Cathedral. (S) 5.05 way to the Cathedral of Santiago de a canal. (R/S) 3.00 Tenable Warwick Davis Helper: Bart is placed on medication. (R/S) Sport Relief 2018: The Best Bits The Compostela. (R/S) 4.00 The Ladykillers: meets a team from Cheshire who attempt to 2.30 Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix most memorable moments of this year’s Pest Detectives Imogen has to employ win a big cash prize. (R/S) 4.00 Tipping Highlights 2018: Action from the opening fundraising event, and a look at how the extreme measures to deal with an infestation Point Game show, hosted by Ben Shephard. round of the season. (S) 5.15 The Great money has been spent. Featuring of bedbugs. (R/S) 5.00 FILM Real Steel (R/S) 5.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Celebrity Bake Off For Stand Up To performances from Kylie Minogue, Sci-fi drama, starring Hugh Jackman. With Mikey North, Una Healy, Carl Froch Cancer Tim Minchin, Ruth Davidson, Snow Patrol and Meghan Trainor. (S) (Cert 12, 121 mins. 2011) (S) ★★★ and Alison Hammond. (R/S) Jamie Laing and Ella Eyre compete. (R/S)

7.30pm Hold The Sunset 8pm Top Gear 8pm The Durrells 9pm Homeland

6.05 BBC News (S) 6.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love 6.30 Channel 4 News/Weather 6 6.20 Regional News (S) Of Dogs A puppy is rushed to the (S) pm 6.30 Countryfile Matt Baker clinic with a horrific injury. (R/S) reports on a conservation 6.30 ITV News/Weather (S) project in Shropshire. (S) 6.45 Regional News/Weather (S)

7.30 Hold The Sunset Phil fears 7.00 Down The Mighty River 7.00 Celebrity Catchphrase 7.00 Homes By The Med 7 he will lose Edith to Bob, and his With Steve Backshall The Stephen Mulhern hosts a charity Charlie Luxton explores Croatia’s pm anxieties are compounded by naturalist travels down the Baliem edition of the game show in which Dalmatian coast and islands, and the possibility that a face from his River in New Guinea from its source Jonathan Ross, Tess Daly and Linda visits a gleaming white property past may be about to make an to the sea. He begins his journey Robson must guess the familiar that cascades down the side unwelcome reappearance. Shobna inland at Lake Habbema, and braves phrases hidden in animated clues. (S) of a cliff on the island of Brac. Gulati (Coronation Street) guest white water rapids. (R/S) Previously shown on More4. (S) stars. Last in the series. (S)

8.00 MasterChef The cooks must 8.00 Top Gear Matt LeBlanc test 8.00 The Durrells Louisa and Larry 8.00 Escape To The Chateau Dick 8 each prepare a favourite dish. (S) drives the Ferrari 812 Superfast, receive news that Aunt Hermione has celebrates his birthday with a hot air pm 8.30 RAF At 100 With while Rory Reid travels to the US died. Leslie decides that he wants to balloon ride over the chateau at Ewan And Colin in search of a muscle car that is be with Dionisia – but it turns out that sunrise, while Angel starts work on a McGregor The actor and illegal in Europe. With guest Vicky Daphne is pregnant with his child. (S) new plan – building a geodesic dome his former pilot brother McClure (Line Of Duty). (S) on top of a floating platform. (S) present a celebration of the Royal Air Force’s centenary, taking to the skies in iconic planes from the First World War to the present day. 9.00 Reggie Yates: 9.00 The Good Karma Hospital 9.00 Homeland Species Jump: 9 They also meet service personnel Searching For Lydia tries to regain the trust of a Saul calls an old friend, while pm from throughout the RAF’s history, Grenfell’s Lost Lives former patient who has turned to Wellington has a problem and Carrie including a veteran of the Battle of The presenter meets a herbal doctor for medical care. enjoys a win. Claire Danes stars. (S) Britain, former female members of the families and friends of people who Gabriel reveals something about his Air Transport Auxiliary and modern- died in the Grenfell fire. (S) past as he and Ruby treat a patient day Typhoon fighter crews. (S) with a mysterious condition. (S)

10.00 BBC News (S) 10.00 Mock The Week (R/S) 10.00 ITV News/Weather (S) 10.15 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does 10 10.20 Regional News (S) 10.30 Top Gear: Extra Gear (S) 10.20 Peston On Sunday Political Countdown Jimmy Carr returns pm 10.30 War Of The Worlds 10.55 Life Of Crime magazine, presented by Robert with the comedy version of the quiz, Thriller, with Tom Cruise and Comedy, starring Jennifer Peston, with Allegra Stratton. (R/S) with Jon Richardson and James Dakota Fanning. (Cert 12, Aniston and Isla Fisher. Acaster teaming up against Lee 112 mins. 2005) (S) ★★★★ (Cert 18, 94 mins. 2013) (S) ★★★ Mack and Sarah Millican. (R/S)

12.15 AM The Women’s Football Show 12.30 AM Sign Zone: Question Time 11.20 FILM Captain Corelli’s Mandolin 11.10 FILM Rush Fact-based motor racing 11 A look at the biggest issues in the women’s Topical debate from Leeds, West Yorkshire, Second World War romantic drama, starring drama, starring Chris Hemsworth, Daniel pm game, focusing on matters at both club chaired by David Dimbleby. (R/S) 1.30 Sign Nicolas Cage and Penelope Cruz. (Cert 15, Bruhl and Olivia Wilde. (Cert 15, 120 mins. and international level. (S) 12.55-6.00 Zone: Holby City Ric Griffin finally stands 126 mins. 2001) (S) ★★ 1.25 AM 2013) (S) ★★★★ 1.25 AM The Last Leg BBC News (S) trial, accused of manslaughter, Ollie accepts Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. 3.00 (R/S) 2.20 The Question Jury (R/S) 3.15 the ultimate challenge from Roxanna, and Marcella (R/S) 3.50 Nightscreen KOTV Boxing Weekly (S) 3.45 Mobil 1: Jac is backed into a corner emotionally. (R/S) Text-based information service. 5.05-6.00 The Grid (R/S) 4.10 Mobil 1: The Grid 2.30-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S) The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their (R/S) 4.40 Coast Vs Country (R/S) differences. (R/S) 5.35-6.00 Streetmate (R/S) 68 lnsideSoap SUNDAY

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.50 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Raph tries to persuade Mona Lisa and Bishop to work together. (R/S) 10.25 Football On 5: Goal Rush (R/S) 10.50 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 4 (R/S) 11.20 Police Interceptors: Dog Squad Special Police dog teams in the Cleveland and Durham specialist operations unit. (R/S) 12.20 PM FILM The Illusionist Mystery thriller, starring Edward Norton. (Cert PG, 108 mins. 2006) (S) ★★★★ 2.25 FILM The Man In The Iron Mask The Three Musketeers set out to depose the King of France and place his imprisoned twin brother on the throne. Swashbuckling adventure, with Leonardo DiCaprio and John Malkovich. (Cert 12, 126 mins. 1998) (S) ★★★ 4.45 FILM A Knight’s Tale Medieval comedy adventure, starring Heath Ledger and Paul Bettany. (Cert PG, 127 mins. 2001) (S) ★★★

RAF AT 100 WITH EWAN AND COLIN McGREGOR | BBC1 8.30PM Flights of fancy 7.15pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take… “I justj feelf l a bitbi serious about it, all those enticing buttons. In to consider what went before, and I feel responsible about it. this one-off documentary, Ewan so they board one of the more I’m very lucky to be given the and his brother, former RAF primitive planes used by the opportunity to do it, and I don’t pilot Colin, look back at 100 Royal Flying Corps (as was) wanna barf.” So states Ewan years of the Royal Air Force. in 1918, with no mounted McGregor as he sits inside the Before Ewan’s allowed to get weaponry (you had to use a cockpit of an RAF Typhoon and hands-on with a modern fighter handgun) and no protection 7.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It resists the temptation to press jet, however, he and Colin have from sub-zero temperatures… Away The agents try to recover more than £12,000 owed by a jeweller to one of his suppliers, and chase up more than £5,000 owed by a tenant to her former landlord for rent arrears. (R/S) Into the unknown REGGIE YATES: SEARCHING FOR GRENFELL’S LOST LIVES | BBC2 9PM 8.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Agents chase more than It’s a little over nine months £1,700 in unpaid parking fines in since the devastating fire that south-east London, and in north ripped through Grenfell Tower Wales, officers try to recover £2,000 in west London, destroying owed by a tradesman to a former employer. (R/S) homes and claiming the lives 8.55 5 News Weekend (S) of 71 people. While the story of the tragedy itself has been 9.00 The Bodyguard widely covered in the media, A famous singer subjected and investigations into its to death threats by an causes are ongoing, we still obsessive fan is persuaded to hire a former secret service agent as don’t know as much as we her bodyguard, but neither of them should about the victims of realise the effect they are about to Grenfell. In this documentary, have on each other’s lives. Romantic Reggie Yates speaks to family thriller, starring Kevin Costner and members and friends from Whitney Houston. (Cert 15, 124 the local community to find mins. 1992) (S) ★★★ out more about those who lost their lives, including Yasin El Wahabi, who is thought to have run back into the 11.35 FILM Whitney Houston: A Tragic burning building in a desperate Love Biopic of Whitney Houston, starring Yaya DaCosta. (Cert 12, 88 mins. 2015) (S) attempt to save his family. ★★★ 1.20 AM Whitney Houston: Her Greatest Hits (R/S) 2.10 SuperCasino (S) 3.10 Greatest Ever Celebrity Wind Ups BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 11.00-12.15pm Sunday Politics Northern Ireland BBC1 SCOTLAND as Main BBC1 except: 11.00-12.15pm Sunday (R/S) 4.00 Britain’s Greatest Bridges Politics Scotland BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 except: 11.00-12.15pm Sunday Politics Wales 4.00-4.30pm Iolo’s Snowdonia BBC2 N IRELAND as Main BBC2 (R/S) 4.45 House Doctor (R/S) 5.10 Great except: 10.00pm Hame 10.30-10.55 Sunday Politics Northern Ireland BBC2 SCOTLAND as Main BBC2 except: 4.00-5.00pm River City BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 except: 5.00pm Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond The Lobby 6.00 Scrum VS Sunday 6.45-7.00 The Hairy Bakers Shorts SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: Artists (R/S) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R/S) 1.25am Teleshopping 2.25 After Midnight 3.55 Nightscreen 5.30-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 69 INSIDE TV SUNDAY 25 March Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM Sportswomen 6.00 AM Cold Case 7.00 6.00 AM Hour Of Power 6.30 The Real A&E 7.00 Cold Case 8.00 Cold 7.00 Futurama 7.30 60 Minute Makeover 8.00 Case 9.00 Without A Futurama 8.00 The 60 Minute Makeover 9.00 Trace Doppelganger. 10.00 Simpsons 8.30 The 60 Minute Makeover Without A Trace Trials. Simpsons 9.00 The 10.00 60 Minute 11.00 Without A Trace Simpsons 9.30 The Makeover Walthamstow, Malone v Malone. 12.00 PM Simpsons 10.00 The Essex. 11.00 60 Minute Without A Trace 4.0. 1.00 Simpsons 10.30 The Makeover Sutton In Ashfield. Without A Trace Penitence. Simpsons 11.00 WWE 12.00 PM Nothing To 2.00 David Raw Hlts 12.00 PM Declare 12.30 Nothing Attenborough’s Kingdom MacGyver 1.00 Portrait To Declare 1.00 Nothing Of Plants 3.00 David Artist Of The Year 2018 To Declare 1.30 Nothing Attenborough’s Kingdom 2.00 Portrait Artist Of The To Declare 2.00 Nothing Of Plants 4.00 David Year 2018: The Winner’s To Declare 2.30 Nothing Attenborough’s Kingdom Story 3.00 Futurama 3.30 To Declare 3.00 Nothing Of Plants 5.00 Blue Modern Family 5.30 The To Declare 3.30 Nothing Bloods Lonely Hearts Club. Simpsons 6.00 The To Declare 4.00 UK 6.00 Blue Bloods Simpsons 6.30 The Border Force Thanksgiving. Simpsons

HAWAII FIVE-0 | Sky One 9PM 7.00 America’s Next 7.00 Blue Bloods 7.00 The Simpsons Top Model Beauty Is Moonlighting: A convict Special Edna (AKA Love 7 Real: The top six are strikes a deal with Danny. And Marking). A government task force has family. In order to solve the pm been set up to reduce gang murder, Team Five-0 has to assigned personas out 7.30 The Simpsons The violence – but there’s clear join forces with the new task of their comfort zones. Dad Who Knew Too Little. opposition to the plan when force, the National Guard, 8.00 Chicago Fire Hiding 8.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 MacGyver Mac And a bomb is delivered to the and the HPD – but can this Not Seeking: The police Whistle Blower: One of Jack: The Ghost rigs 8 enlist Brett and Dawson’s Erin’s informants is Angus’s house with home of one of the task force new super-alliance work pm members, killing him and his together effectively? help in a dangerous murdered. explosives. undercover mission.

MERCY STREET 7PM 9.00 Britain’s Most Evil 9.00 Save Me A police 9.00 Hawaii | Drama Killers A profile of John recording of a distressed Five-0 Ka 9 Duffy and David Mulcahy, 999 call from Jody is Hopu Nui ’ana Mary’s condition worsens pm who terrorised the south traced to Streatham. (The Round-Up): An FBI tonight, leaving her bedridden of England in the 1980s. agent is killed. – and Foster’s efforts to treat her do not sit well with 10.00 Criminal Minds 10.00 Real Time With 10.00 NCIS: Los the hospital’s new chief. Miasma: The New Orleans Bill Maher Comedian Bill Angeles Under Pressure: 10 police discover a mass Maher invites guests to Napalm is detected at a pm Meanwhile, Alice uses her grave inside a vandalised discuss the week’s events. crime scene. wiles on a Union soldier in a crypt in a local cemetery. bid to help Frank get away. 11.00 Criminal Minds 11.10 Hotspots: On The 11.00 The Blacklist The Seven Seconds: The Frontline Cook: Liz questions Red’s 11 agents fear a serial killer motives when they team THE ONLY WAY IS BARCELONA 9PM pm | ITVBe may have struck when up to find Tom’s killers. Watch out, Catalonia – here a girl disappears. comes Essex! Yep, the TOWIE 12.00 AM Criminal Minds 12.10 AM Dexter 1.20 Dexter 12.00 AM The Force: 1.00 Criminal Minds 2.00 2.30 Black Panther: Special Manchester 1.00 Arrow 2.00 gang are back for a new series Criminal Minds 3.00 Criminal 3.00 CSI: Crime Scene DC’s Legends Of Tomorrow tonight, and they’re heading Minds 4.00 Nothing To Investigation 4.00 Fish Town 3.00 Most Shocking 4.00 Declare 4.30 Nothing 5.00-6.00 Fish Town Stargate Atlantis 5.00-6.00 on a jolly to Barcelona for To Declare 5.00 Nothing Stargate Atlantis some sun and sangria. Tune To Declare 5.30-6.00 in tonight to find out what Nothing To Declare happens on their travels… W Alibi GOLD ITV Encore FOX Universal 6.10 AM Doctor Who 7.00 7.00 AM Home Shopping 7.20 AM The Two Ronnies 6.00 AM Outside Edge 6.25 8.00 AM NCIS 9.00 NCIS 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 MasterChef Junior USA 8.00 7.10 Murdoch Mysteries 8.00 The Two Ronnies 8.50 Always And Everyone 7.20 10.00 NCIS 11.00 NCIS Teleshopping 8.00 White MasterChef Junior USA Murdoch Night In Canada. Goodnight Sweetheart 9.25 Always And Everyone 8.15 12.00 PM NCIS 1.00 The Collar 9.00 Major Crimes 9.00 MasterChef Junior USA 8.00 Frankie Drake Mysteries Only Fools And Horses Always And Everyone 9.10 Mentalist 2.00 The Mentalist 10.00 Major Crimes 11.00 10.00 MasterChef Junior Ghosts. 9.00 Murdoch 11.05 Only Fools And Horses The Glass 10.00 My Uncle 3.00 The Mentalist 4.00 The Major Crimes 12.00 PM Major USA 11.00 MasterChef Mysteries Biffers And 11.45 Only Fools And Horses Silas 10.30 My Uncle Silas Mentalist Bleeding Heart. 5.00 Crimes Return To Sender Junior USA 12.00 PM Doctor Blockers. 10.00 WPC 56 That 12.30 PM Only Fools And 10.55 Mapp And Lucia The Mentalist Redline. 6.00 – Part One. 1.00 Major Who 1.00 Doctor Who 2.00 Old Devil Called Love. 11.00 Horses 1.15 Only Fools And 12.00 PM Heartbeat 1.05 Bull Survival Instincts. 7.00 Crimes Return To Sender Doctor Who 3.00 Doctor WPC 56 The Harder They Fall. 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Merlot Down Dirty Shame. Horse. 8.00 Gone Pilot. 9.00 7.00 Inside The Ambulance Gently With Honour. 7.00 Family 11.00 Men Behaving 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 11.30 American Dad! Bully Chicago Med Folie A Deux. 8.00 Inside The Ambulance Frankie Drake Mysteries Badly 11.40 Men Behaving The Adventure Of The Cheap For Steve. 12.00 AM Family 10.00 Law & Order: Special 9.00 Louis Theroux: By Ghosts. 8.00 Murdoch Badly 12.20 AM Monty Flat. 9.00 Houdini & Doyle Guy Airport ’07. 12.30 Family Victims Unit Dare. 11.00 Law Reason Of Insanity 10.20 Mysteries Biffers And Python: Live At Aspen 1.40 Bedlam. 10.00 Houdini & Guy 1.00 Baskets 1.30 & Order: Special Victims Unit 999 Rescue Squad 11.20 Blockers. 9.00 Sherlock The FILM Monty Python Live At Doyle Strigoi. 11.00 The Level American Dad! 2.00 American 12.00 AM Law & Order: Motorway Cops Fatal Empty Hearse. 11.00 The The Hollywood Bowl (Cert 15, 12.00 AM Prime Suspect 1973 Dad! 2.30 American Dad! 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CBS Drama 5USA 5STAR ITV3 ITV4 ITVBe FREEVIEW 74 FREEVIEW 21 FREEVIEW 30 FREEVIEW 10 FREEVIEW 24 FREEVIEW 26 7.30 AM The Key Of David 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 8.00 AM Access 8.10 Last 6.00 AM On The Buses 6.30 6.00 AM Snooker V Darts 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 8.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10 Person Of Man Standing 10.25 Will & Murder, She Wrote 7.30 6.05 Quincy ME 7.10 Minder Be Tasty 9.10 Cake Hunters Dynasty 10.00 Dynasty Interest 10.00 Law & Order Grace 3.10 PM Can’t Pay? Heartbeat 9.35 Inspector 8.10 Storage Wars 8.40 9.40 The Bachelor 11.30 Blake’s Blindness. 11.00 11.55 FILM Columbo: An We’ll Take It Away 4.10 Can’t Morse 11.55 A Touch Of Storage Wars 9.10 Fishing Million Dollar Matchmaker Dynasty The Hearing. Exercise In Fatality (Cert PG, Pay? We’ll Take It Away 5.05 Frost 1.55 PM FILM Brief Allstars 9.40 Fishing Allstars 12.30 PM Million Dollar 12.00 PM Dynasty The Iago 89 mins. 1974) +++2.00 PM Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Encounter Romantic drama, 10.10 Fishing Allstars 10.40 Matchmaker 1.25 The Real Syndrome. 1.00 Dynasty FILM Columbo: It’s All In The 6.05 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It with Celia Johnson. (Cert PG, Monster Carp 11.40 Monster Housewives Of New York City The Party. 2.00 Unsolved Game Drama, starring Peter Away 7.10 FILM Ace Ventura: 83 mins. 1945, B/W) +++++ Carp 12.45 PM Live Snooker: 2.20 The Real Housewives Of Mysteries 3.00 Unsolved Falk. (Cert PG, 98 mins. 1993) Pet Detective Comedy. 3.40 FILM The Theory Of Players Championship 2018 New York City 3.15 The Real Mysteries 4.00 Unsolved ++++4.05 FILM Columbo: Includes Access. (Cert 12, 82 Everything Biopic of Stephen Final: Afternoon Session. 5.15 Housewives Of New York City Mysteries 5.00 Unsolved Murder With Too Many Notes mins. 1994) ++++9.00 Hawking, starring Eddie Storage Wars 5.45 Storage 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Mysteries 6.00 ER Everything Drama, starring Peter Falk. FILM Scary Movie 2 Spoof Redmayne. (Cert 12, 120 Wars My Little Brony. 6.10 New York City 5.05 The Real Old Is New Again. 7.00 ER (Cert PG, 86 mins. 2000) ++ horror sequel. Includes mins. 2014) ++++6.00 Vera Storage Wars Bid Strong And Housewives Of New York City Welcome Back, Carter! 8.00 6.00 NCIS: New Orleans 7.00 Access. (Cert 18, 79 mins. 8.00 The Cruise 9.00 Joanna Prosper. 6.45 Live Snooker: 6.00 The Bachelor 6.55 Chris ER Summer Run. 9.00 ER NCIS: New Orleans 8.00 2001) ++10.40 FILM Lumley’s Trans-Siberian Players Championship 2018 & Olivia: Crackin’ On 8.00 Do One, Teach One, Kill One. NCIS 9.00 NCIS 10.00 CSI: Hummingbird Crime thriller. Adventure 10.00 Murder On Final: Evening Session. 11.15 Sam And Billie Faiers: The 10.00 ER What Life? 11.00 NY 10.55 CSI: NY 11.55 Law Includes Access. (Cert 15, 98 The Home Front 11.00 FILM Senna Documentary Mummy Diaries 9.00 DON’T Bad Girls The Chains Of & Order: Special Victims Unit mins. 2013) ++12.45 AM Murder On The Home Front about Formula One driver MISS! The Only Way Is Freedom. 12.05 AM Bad Girls 12.55 AM Law & Order: Riverdale Body Double. 1.40 12.05 AM FILM Evil Under Ayrton Senna. Includes FYI Barcelona 10.00 The Real False Identity. 1.10 Bad Girls Special Victims Unit 1.50 Law Bad Teen To Ballroom Queen The Sun (Cert PG, 117 mins. Daily. (Cert 12, 105 mins. Housewives Of Atlanta 11.00 Blood Ties. 2.15 Bad Girls Do & Order: Special Victims Unit 2.40 Bad Teen To Ballroom 1982) +++2.25 Blue Murder 2010) ++++1.25 AM It’s Southern Charm Secrets Or Die. 3.20 Bad Girls The 2.50 Law & Order: Special Queen 3.30 Last Man 3.40 Rising Damp 4.05 Road Not Rocket Science 2.30 Revealed. 12.00 AM Marriage Great Escape. 4.25 Judge Victims Unit 3.50 Access Standing 3.55 Access 4.00- To Avonlea 5.45-6.00 Fishing Allstars 3.00-6.00 Boot Camp: Reality Stars Judy 5.00-9.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Teleshopping Nightscreen Teleshopping 12.55-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 71 INSIDE TV MONDAY 26 March BBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Holding Back 6.00 AM The Repair Shop (R/S) 6.30 6.00 AM Good Morning Britain (S) 8.30 6.00 AM Countdown (R/S) 6.45 3rd Rock 6 The Years Maureen Lipman. (R/S) 10.00 Holding Back The Years (R/S) 7.15 The Lorraine Entertainment and fashion news. From The Sun Dick And The Single Girl. am Homes Under The Hammer (R/S) 11.00 Sheriffs Are Coming (R/S) 8.00 Sign (S) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests (R/S) 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun The Sheriffs Are Coming (R/S) 11.45 Zone: Hugh’s Wild West (R/S) 9.00 air their differences. (S) 10.30 This A Nightmare On Dick Street – Part One. Claimed And Shamed A convicted Victoria Derbyshire (S) 11.00 BBC Morning Celebrity chat and lifestyle (R/S) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond fraudster goes to extreme lengths to delay a Newsroom Live (S) 11.30 The Week In features. (S) 12.30 PM Loose Women A Vote For Debra. (R/S) 8.00 Everybody 10-year jail sentence. (S) 12.15 PM Bargain Parliament (S) 12.00 PM Daily Politics Singer, actor and broadcaster Michael Ball Loves Raymond Call Me Mom. (R/S) 8.30 Hunt Two teams scour Nottingham (S) 1.00 Coast Nick Crane finds out why joins the panel for more topical debate from Frasier Leapin’ Lizards. (R/S) 9.00 Frasier racecourse for bargains. (S) 1.00 BBC the sea is salty. (R/S) 1.10 FILM Mr a female perspective. (S) 1.30 Lunchtime Kisses Sweeter Than Wine. (R/S) 9.35 News At One; Weather (S) 1.30 Regional Blandings Builds His Dream House News/Weather (S) 1.55 Regional News/ Frasier Sleeping With The Enemy. (R/S) News (S) 1.45 Doctors Takes One To Know Comedy, starring Cary Grant and Myrna Loy. Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Cameras 10.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares One: Daniel meets a young transgender (Cert U, 94 mins. 1948, B/W) (S) ★★★★ follow criminal barrister Robert Rinder USA Mangia Mangia – Part Two. (R/S) patient. (S) 2.15 A Place To Call Home 2.40 Monty Halls’ Great Irish Escape as he takes on real-life cases in a studio 11.00 Undercover Boss USA (R/S) Death Comes As An End: Regina warns Monty goes fishing for blue sharks. (R/S) courtroom. (S) 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 12.00 PM Channel 4 News/Weather Jack about Sir Richard. (S) 3.05 Escape To 3.40 Blitz Cities Shane Richie explores the From Stevenage, Hertfordshire. (R/S) 3.59 Summary (S) 12.05 Come Dine With The Country Derbyshire: A couple seek a effect of the Blitz on London. (R/S) 4.10 ITV London Weather (S) 4.00 Tipping Me West Yorkshire. (R/S) 1.05 Posh characterful country home in the Peak Britain’s Ultimate Pilots: Inside The RAF Point Ben Shephard hosts the arcade- Pawnbrokers (R/S) 2.10 Countdown (S) District. (R/S) 3.45 Money For Nothing Documentary about the Red Arrows. (R/S) themed quiz show in which contestants 3.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away Sarah Moore salvages three items from a 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth drop tokens down a choice of four chutes Suffolk/Essex v Lanzarote. (R/S) 4.00 A recycling centre in Witley, Surrey. (S) 4.30 Is Jonty Hearnden v Danny Sebastian in the hope of winning a £10,000 jackpot. New Life In The Sun (S) 5.00 Four In Flog It! (R/S) 5.15 Pointless (R/S) Foreign Antiques Market. (R/S) (S) 5.00 The Chase Quiz show. (S) A Bed (R/S) 5.30 Star Boot Sale (S)

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8.00 EastEnders The 8.00 Only Connect The Belgophiles 8.00 The Kyle Files War On Drugs: 8.00 Who Speaks For British 8 Slaters realise Mo has take on the Escapologists in the How the authorities deal with users Muslims?: Channel 4 Dispatches pm been up to no good, Keegan bunks second quarter-final. (S) and dealers of Class A drugs. (S) A report on Muslim groups helping off school to meet up with Mitch, and 8.30 University Challenge 8.30 Coronation Street in the fight against terrorism and Sharon confides in Michelle about The quarter-final matches continue Peter and Leanne are extremism. (S) the problems with Phil. (S) as two teams of four students shocked to hear what Roy has 8.30 Thrifty Ways To – Summer 8.30 Classic Mary Berry Recipes compete to make it to the next to say about Simon. (S) Holiday How to save money when inspired by the great outdoors. (S) stage of the competition. (S) booking a summer break. (S)

9.00 The Queen: Her 9.00 Hospital New series. Return of 9.00 Marcella 9.00 24 Hours In Police Custody 9 Commonwealth Story the documentary showing the day- The evidence begins to Too Close For Comfort: pm George Alagiah explores to-day realities the NHS faces in stack up against Vince, Bedfordshire police investigate the history of Elizabeth unprecedented times, this time who surprises Marcella when a woman reports she is living II’s relationship with the following life at the Nottingham with the information that his wife in fear because she believes a man Commonwealth. (S) University Hospitals trust. (S) has been sleeping with DCI Tim who she once regarded as a friend Williamson. (S) has begun to stalk her. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.00 QI Over And Ova: Bill Bailey, 10.00 ITV News At Ten (S) 10.00 Russian Spy Assassins: 10 10.30 Regional News (S) Jan Ravens and Grayson Perry 10.35 Regional News/Weather (S) The Salisbury Attack Matt Frei pm 10.45 Imagine – Ingrid Bergman join regular panellist Alan Davies 10.50 100 Years Younger In 21 explores the poisoning of Russian In Her Own Words Director Stig and host Sandi Toksvig for the Days The results are announced. Sergei Skripal and his daughter Bjorkman’s film profiles the Oscar- unconventional quiz. (R/S) Last in the series. (R/S) Yulia in Salisbury, searching for winning Swedish actress. (S) 10.30 Newsnight (S) clues to potential motives. (S)

12.25 AM Live At The Apollo Sean Lock 11.15 Pilgrimage: The Road To Santiago 11.50 100 Year Old Driving School In 11.05 How To Get A Council House (R/S) 11 hosts an evening of stand-up at the Apollo in The seven celebrities make their way to the Bristol, a 100-year-old Army veteran takes 12.05 AM The Job Interview (R/S) 1.00 pm Hammersmith, London, introducing routines Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela. (R/S) his first driving test. (R/S) 12.15 AM Martin The Supervet (R/S) 1.55 My Baby’s Life: by Romesh Ranganathan and Marcus 12.15 AM Sign Zone: Countryfile Luther King By Trevor McDonald (R/S) Who Decides? (R/S) 2.50 The Question Brigstocke. (R/S) 1.20-6.00 BBC News (S) Pembrokeshire. (R/S) 1.10 FILM Sign 1.05 The Kyle Files War On Drugs. (R/S) Jury (R/S) 3.45 George Clarke’s Amazing Zone: Being Blacker Molly Dineen’s 1.30 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Spaces (R/S) 4.40 Coast Vs Country (R/S) documentary about a Brixton reggae Show (R/S) 3.55 Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 5.35-6.00 Streetmate (R/S) producer. (Cert 15, 90 mins. 2018) (S) The Jeremy Kyle Show (R/S) ★★★ 2.40-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S) 72 lnsideSoap MONDAY

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.15 The Gadget Show Jon Bentley asks couples to test out smart tech bathroom scales. (R/S) 1.10 Access (S) 1.15 Home And Away The school is rocked by a massive explosion. (S) 1.45 Neighbours Leo goes to London in search of answers about the Brazilian factory fire. (S) 2.15 NCIS: Catching A Serial Killer Recoil: Ziva becomes involved with a murder suspect. (R/S) 3.15 FILM Kidnapped: Desperate Hours An American wife’s world is turned upside down when her husband, the son of a Mexican newspaper publisher, is kidnapped. Drama, starring Teri Polo and Esai Morales. (Cert PG, 87 mins. 2011) (S) ★★ 5.00 5 News At 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

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11.05pm The X-Files AsAhQ the Queen ascended the In this documentary, George embarked on a six-month 6.00 Home And Away throne in 1952, her role as Alagiah explores how the tour of the Commonwealth Justin’s plan to get Robbo out of town hits a problem as Ash head of state was entering a Queen played a vital role in nations to promote a sense of and the River Boys close in. (R/S) new phase: the British Empire ensuring this new institution belonging and also establish 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) was diminished and in its place would be successful – and how herself in her new role. George was the Commonwealth, a doing so was the making of a will be following in her footsteps 7.00 Aviva Premiership Rugby voluntary club of nations shy young princess. After her to consider the impact of this Highlights Mark Durden-Smith once under British rule. coronation in 1953, the Queen important voyage. and David Flatman present action from the 18th round of matches, including Bath v Exeter Chiefs, Saracens v Harlequins, and Leicester Tigers v Wasps. (S) Personal questions 8.00 Paralysed: Britain’s Worst MARCELLA | ITV 9PM Winter In the week that Storm Emma hits, the UK’s road network After bringing in Vince is brought to its knees, so the Whitman for questioning, heavy road team get to work helping those in need. Last Marcella and LeAnn seem to in the series. (S) have him on the ropes – but like all slippery customers he’s dangerous when 9.00 Paddington Station 24/7 cornered, and counters with New series. The return of the the revelation that he doesn’t programme that goes behind believe he’s being treated the scenes at one of the UK’s busiest transport hubs, beginning fairly because Tim is sleeping as severe weather wreaks havoc with Maya. Marcella confronts across the network. (S) Tim, who of course denies it – though it’s enough to leave 10.00 Armed And Deadly: already fragile Marcella with Police UK Firearms officers reflect serious doubts. Then the on difficult and potentially deadly investigation takes another situations, including the longest siege in British police history and turn when Alan shows up a Christmas Day stand-off. (S) with Reg’s confession letter, within which he claims 11.05 The X-Files Nothing Lasts responsibility for the death Forever. (S) 12.05 AM The X-Files My of Debbie Canavan… Struggle IV. (S) 12.55 SuperCasino (S) 3.10 Bargain-Loving Brits In The Sun (R/S) 4.00 Britain’s Greatest Bridges Clifton Suspension Bridge. (S) 4.45 BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.40pm Keepin ’er Country 11.10 Imagine – Ingrid Bergman In Her Own Words 12.50am Live At The Apollo 1.40- House Doctor Chippenham. (R/S) 5.10 6.00 BBC News BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 except: 7.30-8.00pm X-Ray BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 except: 7.00pm Match Of The Day Wales: China Cup Great Artists Durer. (R/S) 5.35-6.00 7.30-8.00 MasterChef WALES as Main ITV except: 6.00-6.30pm ITV News Wales At Six 10.50-11.50 Sharp End SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 10.35pm 11.10 12.05am 1.05 2.35 4.35 5.30- Wildlife SOS Scotland Tonight Martin Luther King By Trevor McDonald Teleshopping After Midnight Nightscreen The Jeremy Kyle Show (R/S) 6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 73 INSIDE TV MONDAY 26 March Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol 6.00 AM The British 6.00 AM The Dog 7.00 Highway Patrol People Power. 7.00 Urban Whisperer 7.00 RSPCA 7.30 Border Patrol 8.00 Secrets 8.00 Richard E Animal Rescue 7.30 UK Border Force 9.00 Grant’s Hotel Secrets RSPCA Animal Rescue Criminal Minds 10.00 Miami. 9.00 The West 8.00 Motorway Patrol Cold Case 11.00 The Wing A Good Day. 10.00 8.30 Motorway Patrol Biggest Loser: Australia The West Wing La Palabra. 9.00 Road Wars 10.00 12.00 PM Obese: A Year 11.00 House The Greater Warehouse 13 11.00 To Save My Life USA Good. 12.00 PM House Forever 12.00 PM NCIS: 1.00 Air Rescue 1.30 Air Unfaithful. 1.00 Without A Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Rescue 2.00 Stop, Search, Trace Volcano. 2.00 Five-0 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 Seize 3.00 Nothing To Making Of David 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Declare UK 3.30 Nothing Attenborough’s Kingdom 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 To Declare UK 4.00 Of Plants 3.00 The West The Simpsons Helter Nothing To Declare Wing Ninety Miles Away. Shelter. 5.30 Futurama 4.30 Nothing To Declare 4.00 The West Wing In Proposition Infinity. 6.00 5.00 CSI: Crime Scene God We Trust. 5.00 House Futurama The Duh-Vinci Investigation 6.00 Air The Softer Side. 6.00 House Code. 6.30 The Simpsons Rescue 6.30 Air Rescue The Social Contract. The Strong Arms Of The Ma.

SUPERGIRL | Sky One 8PM delay was to avoid another 7.00 The Real A&E 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene 7.00 The Simpsons long mid-season break later, Doctors reattach a man’s Investigation Burked: Pray Anything. 7 lip after a BMX stunt. The team investigates a 7.30 The Simpsons We’ve been confused for so we should have a clear pm the past few weeks as The run through to the finale from 7.30 The Real A&E drug addict’s death. Barting Over. Flash, Arrow and Legends here. As we return to National Of Tomorrow all returned City, Supergirl is in a coma 8.00 Elementary Dead 8.00 Blue Bloods The 8.00 Supergirl without their Kryptonian pal after her defeat by Reign, and Man’s Tale: Sherlock and Uniform: Danny and Legion Of 8 Joan question Shinwell’s Jackie investigate a Super-Heroes: – “Where the hell is Kara?”, Mon-El is desperately looking pm we wondered. Apparently the role in an unsolved murder. shooting at a diner. The fanatasy returns after for a way to save her. a break.

DARA O BRIAIN’S GO 8 BIT 10PM 9.00 Criminal Minds 9.00 Agnelli 9.00 A League Of Their | Dave Annihilator: FBI executive A compelling portrait of Own – Best Bits 9 Linda Barnes joins the the Italian industrialist and Highlights from the 10th EastEnder Natalie Cassidy and pm team to investigate a cultural icon, Gianni series of the comedy quiz. Cold Feet’s John Thomson find quadruple murder. Agnelli, as told by his themselves in pixelated peril as family, former lovers, they take on monster mash- 10.00 Blindspot friends, professional 10.00 Hostage ’em-up Rampage. Natalie will Everlasting: Patterson’s confidantes and rivals. A former hostage 10 investigation results negotiator draws pm also hit the Green Hill Zone in a horrible incident. on his old skills to save in Sonic The Hedgehog –as children held captive in Sonia The Hedgehog… their own home by a gang 11.00 Criminal Minds 11.10 The Sopranos of crazed delinquents. True Night: A comic-book Pilot: The pilot episode of Thriller, with Bruce Willis 11 artist gets involved in gang the American drama and Kevin Pollak. (Cert 15, ACTION TEAM 10PM pm |ITV2 warfare. Drama, guest series. James Gandolfini 109 mins. 2005) ++ Catastrophe’s Rob Delaney starring Frankie Muniz. and Lorraine Bracco star. stars in tonight’s episode, in 12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene 12.25 AM The Sopranos 1.25 12.05 AM Ross Kemp: Investigation 1.00 Cold Case Our Cartoon President 2.00 Extreme World 1.05 Brit which all appears to be lost: 2.00 How To Get Away With Crashing 2.35 Divorce 3.10 Cops: Law & Disorder 2.00 Logan is presumed dead and Murder 3.00 Motorway Patrol Here And Now 4.20 The West Most Shocking 3.00 The 3.30 Motorway Patrol 4.00 Wing 5.10-6.00 The West Force: Essex 4.00 It’s Me the Action Team is disbanded. Nothing To Declare UK Wing Or The Dog 4.30 It’s Me Or Can anyone stop Vlad from 4.30 Nothing To Declare The Dog 5.00 Futurama UK 5.00-6.00 The Biggest 5.30-6.00 Futurama using his Super Mega Robot Loser: Australia to achieve world domination? W Alibi GOLD ITV Encore FOX Universal 6.15 AM Celebrity 7.00 AM Home Shopping 7.35 AM The Piglet Files 8.00 6.00 AM Upstairs, Downstairs 8.00 AM Monk 9.00 Body Of 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 MasterChef 8.00 Tipping 7.10 Sue Thomas: FBEye Waiting For God 8.40 7.00 Upstairs, Downstairs Proof Abducted – Part Two. Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol Point 9.00 Tipping Point 8.00 New Tricks 9.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 9.15 8.00 Robin Of Sherwood 10.00 Body Of Proof Lost Black Gold. 9.00 Sea Patrol 10.00 The Bill Motivated By Murdoch Mysteries 10.00 Last Of The Summer Wine 8.55 Always And Everyone Souls. 11.00 The Mentalist Red Reef. 10.00 Law & Order Love. 11.00 Inside The Sue Thomas: FBEye 11.00 11.15 My Family 11.50 My 9.55 Heartbeat 11.00 Peak Bleeding Heart. 12.00 PM Reality Bites. 11.00 Law & Ambulance 12.00 PM Tipping Dangerfield 12.00 PM Father Hero 12.30 PM Only Fools Practice 12.05 PM Robin Of The Mentalist Redline. 1.00 Order Dignity. 12.00 PM Point 1.00 Supernanny US Brown 1.00 Death In Paradise And Horses 1.55 As Time Sherwood 1.15 Always And Body Of Proof Mob Mentality. Law & Order Human Flesh The Peterfreund Family. 2.00 2.00 Sue Thomas: FBEye Goes By 2.35 Waiting For Everyone 2.20 Peak Practice 2.00 Body Of Proof Eye For Search Engine. 1.00 Law & MasterChef Junior USA 3.00 3.00 Murdoch Mysteries God 3.15 My Hero 3.55 Last 3.25 Heartbeat 4.25 Upstairs, An Eye. 3.00 The Mentalist Order Boy Gone Astray. 2.00 Extreme Makeover: Home Stroll On The Wild Side – Part Of The Summer Wine 5.10 Downstairs The Nine Day Blood In, Blood Out. 4.00 The NCIS Requiem. 3.00 NCIS Edition The Py Family – Part Two. 4.00 New Tricks In Vino Last Of The Summer Wine Wonder. 5.35 Upstairs, Mentalist Red Herring. 5.00 Designated Target. 4.00 NCIS Two. 4.00 Extreme Makeover: Veritas. 5.00 Dangerfield 5.50 As Time Goes By 6.30 Downstairs The Understudy. NCIS So It Goes. 6.00 NCIS Lost And Found. 5.00 NCIS Home Edition The Peter Tying The Knot. 6.00 Father Dad’s Army 7.15 Dad’s Army 6.45 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Choke Hold. 7.00 NCIS The Corporal Punishment. 6.00 Family. 5.00 Tipping Point Brown The Rod Of Asclepius. 8.00 dinnerladies 8.40 The Kidnapped Prime Minister. San Dominick. 8.00 NCIS NCIS Tribes. 7.00 NCIS 6.00 Tipping Point 7.00 My 7.00 Death In Paradise dinnerladies 9.15 Only Fools 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Parental Guidance Suggested. Stakeout. 8.00 NCIS Silent Dream Home 8.00 Inside The 8.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder And Horses 10.40 Gavin & The Adventure Of The Western 9.00 The Walking Dead Night. 9.00 Gone Ride. 10.00 Ambulance 9.00 One Born Mysteries Blood And Stacey 11.20 Come Fly With Star. 9.00 The Loch 10.00 10.00 Talking Dead 11.00 Chicago Med Folie A Deux. Every Minute 10.00 Babies: Circuses. 9.00 Murdoch Me 11.55 Come Fly With Me Prime Suspect 1973 The Walking Dead 12.00 AM 11.00 Law & Order: Special Special Delivery Fragile Lives. Mysteries Mary Wept. 10.00 12.30 AM Vic Reeves Big 11.00 Whitechapel Talking Dead 1.00 The Victims Unit Smut. 12.00 AM 11.00 Rent A Cop 11.40 Rent Taggart Blood Money. 11.00 Night Out 1.05 Vic Reeves 12.05 AM Whitechapel 1.05 Walking Dead The Key. 2.00 Law & Order: Special Victims A Cop 12.20 AM EastEnders Murdoch Mysteries Stroll On Big Night Out 1.35 Come Fly Whitechapel 2.05 The Level The Walking Dead 3.00 Unit Stranger. 1.00 Law & 1.00 Doctor Who Utopia. The Wild Side – Part Two. With Me 2.10 Gimme Gimme 2.55 Robin Of Sherwood Family Guy No Chris Left Order: Special Victims Unit 1.50 Doctor Who The Sound 12.00 AM Castle 1.00 Castle Gimme 2.40 Harry Hill’s TV 3.55 Always And Everyone Behind. 3.30 Family Guy 4.00 Hothouse. 2.00 Numb3rs Of Drums. 2.40 Judge Faith 2.00 Castle 2.45 Castle Burp 3.05 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 4.45 Peak Practice 5.40- American Dad! 4.30 American 3.00 Numb3rs 4.00 Numb3rs 3.00-6.10 Home Shopping 4.00-7.00 Home Shopping 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping 6.00 ITV Encore Nightscreen Dad! 5.00-8.00 Teleshopping 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping 74 lnsideSoap DramaDave ITV2E4 More4 FREEVIEW 20 FREEVIEW 12 FREEVIEW 6 FREEVIEW 28 FREEVIEW 14 7.10 AM New Tricks 8.00 6.00 AM Home Shopping 6.00 AM The Planet’s 6.00 AM Hollyoaks 6.30 8.55 AM Food Unwrapped London’s Burning 9.00 7.10 Scrapheap Challenge Funniest Animals 6.20 Hollyoaks 7.00 Rules Of 9.30 A Place In The Sun: Casualty Only Human. 8.10 American Pickers Totally Bonkers Guinness Engagement 8.00 How I Home Or Away 10.30 A 10.00 Bergerac Old 9.00 Storage Hunters World Records 7.10 Met Your Mother 9.00 Place In The Sun: Home Or Acquaintance. 11.00 The Forbidden Storage. 9.30 Who’s Doing The Dishes? New Girl 10.00 2 Broke Away 11.35 Four In A Bed Bill Denial. 12.00 PM New Storage Hunters Gamblin’ 7.55 Emmerdale 8.25 Girls 11.00 Brooklyn 12.05 PM Four In A Bed Tricks Casualty. 1.00 Last Gods. 10.00 American Totally You’ve Been Nine-Nine 12.00 PM The 12.35 Four In A Bed 1.05 Of The Summer Wine Pickers Raze The Roof. Framed! Gold 9.25 The Goldbergs 1.00 The Big Four In A Bed 1.40 Four Available For Weddings. 1.40 11.00 American Pickers Ellen DeGeneres Show Bang Theory 2.00 How I In A Bed 2.10 Come Dine Bread 2.20 Birds Of A Big Boy Toys. 12.00 PM 10.20 The Bachelor USA Met Your Mother 2.30 With Me 2.40 Come Dine Feather Muesli. 3.00 American Pickers California 12.15 PM Emmerdale How I Met Your Mother With Me 3.15 Come Dine London’s Burning 4.00 Streaming. 1.00 Top Gear Gianni Agnelli in Agnelli 12.45 You’ve Been 3.00 New Girl 3.30 New With Me 3.45 Come Dine New Tricks Casualty. 5.00 2.00 Top Gear 3.00 Framed! Gold 1.15 You’ve Girl 4.00 Brooklyn Nine- With Me 4.20 Come Dine Bergerac Old Acquaintance. Impossible Engineering 9pm Sky Atlantic Been Framed! Gold 1.45 Nine 4.30 Brooklyn Nine- With Me 4.50 A Place In 6.00 Steptoe And Son The Three Gorges Dam. 4.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Nine 5.00 The Goldbergs The Sun: Home Or Away Siege Of Steptoe Street. 6.40 World’s Most Dangerous Show 2.35 The Jeremy 5.30 The Goldbergs 6.00 5.55 Kirstie And Phil’s Last Of The Summer Roads Ethiopia. 5.00 Top BBC4 Kyle Show 4.50 Judge The Big Bang Theory 6.30 Love It Or List It 6.55 The Wine Available For Weddings. Gear 6.00 Top Gear FREEVIEW 9 Rinder 5.50 Take Me Out The Big Bang Theory Secret Life Of The Zoo

7.20 Last Of The 7.00 World’s Most 7.00 PM Beyond 100 7.00 You’ve Been 7.00 Hollyoaks DS Roxy 7.55 Grand Designs Summer Wine The Dangerous Roads Days/Weather Framed! Gold reveals some life-changing Kevin McCloud watches McDonaghs Of Jamieson Ethiopia: Hugh Dennis and 7.30 Danny Baker 7.30 You’ve Been news to Adam. over developments as 7 pm Street: Smiler reminisces David Baddiel go on an Rocks The Seventies Framed! Gold 7.30 Extreme Cake Jeremy and Louise about a woman. expedition in Ethiopia. (A Bit) Archive sessions. Makers A cow cake. Brown convert a Grade II-listed 16th-century 8.00 Hetty Wainthropp 8.00 Cop Car Workshop 8.00 Treasures Of The 8.00 Two And A Half 8.00 The Big Bang Gloucestershire farm Investigates A High Boat: The team fix up a Indus Of Gods And Men: Men Cows, Prepare To Be Theory The Neonatal house into a luxurious Profile: The elderly sleuth car whose tyres were Sona Datta explores the Tipped. Nomenclature. modern home. 8 pm makes a determined effort slashed whilst on duty. development of Hinduism. 8.30 Two And A Half 8.30 Young Sheldon to drum up more business. Last in the series. Men

9.00 New Tricks 9.00 Live At The Apollo 9.00 The Art Of Spain 9.00 Family Guy V Is For 9.00 Made In Chelsea 9.00 Car SOS Tim And The Wolf Of Wallbrook: Rhod Gilbert And John The Mystical North: Mystery. Jamie gets increasingly Fuzz’s Greatest Hits: The Ted leads an investigation Bishop: Stand-up Spain’s 20th-century 9.30 American Dad! stressed following pair head on a road trip 9 pm into the apparent suicide comedy at London’s artists. Last in the series. Criss-Cross Applesauce. Melody’s decision to stay to revisit some of their of a city trader. Hammersmith Apollo. in Chelsea. favourite cars.

10.00 New Tricks Blood 10.00 Dara O 10.00 The Lost Genius 10.00 Action 10.00 Five Star Hotel 10.00 Speed With Guy Is Thicker Than Water: Briain’s Go Of British Art: William Team Super Joey has to deliver Martin Guy Martin The team investigates a 8 Bit With Dobson Waldemar Mega Robot: devastating news. attempts to break a 10 pm fatal boating accident. John Thomson and Natalie Januszczak profiles the The unit is shut down. motorcycle speed Barbara Flynn guest stars. Cassidy. 17th-century painter. 10.35 Family Guy record.

11.20 Birds Of A 11.00 Taskmaster 11.00 Elegance And 11.05 Family Guy 11.05 The Big Bang 11.05 24 Hours In Feather Muesli: Tracey The Poet And The Egg: Decadence: The Age Of Whistle While Your Wife Theory The Big Bear A&E A schoolboy is incarcerates herself. Greg Davies sets The Regency Warts And Works. Precipitation. hit by a car. 11 pm challenges for comedians All – Portrait Of A Prince. 11.30 American Dad! 11.35 The Big Bang including Tim Key. Francine’s Flashback. Theory

12.00 AM The Bill 1.00 12.00 AM Dave Gorman: 12.00 AM How To Be A 12.00 AM The Cleveland 12.00 AM First Dates 1.05 12.10 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen Ashes To Ashes 2.10 Ashes Modern Life Is Goodish Surrealist With Philippa Perry Show 12.30 The Cleveland Five Star Hotel 2.05 Made In Nightmares USA 1.10 Car To Ashes 3.05 Cranford 1.00 QI 1.40 Would I Lie To 1.00 Top Of The Pops: 1982 Show 12.55 Plebs 1.30 Two Chelsea 3.00 Tattoo Fixers SOS 2.05 24 Hours In A&E 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping You? 2.20 Mock The Week 1.30 Top Of The Pops: 1982 And A Half Men 1.55 Two On Holiday 3.55 First Dates 3.10-3.50 8 Out Of 10 Cats 3.00 Suits 4.00-6.00 2.00 The Art Of Spain 3.00- And A Half Men 2.25 Abroad 4.20 Rules Of Home Shopping 4.00 And Then There Were Teleshopping 5.55-6.00 Engagement 4.40-6.00 Rules None Nightscreen Of Engagement

CBS Drama 5USA 5STAR ITV3 ITV4 ITVBe FREEVIEW 74 FREEVIEW 21 FREEVIEW 30 FREEVIEW 10 FREEVIEW 24 FREEVIEW 26 9.00 AM Bonanza Logan’s 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 6.00 AM Classic Coronation 6.00 AM The Protectors 6.30 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Treasure. 10.00 Dynasty The Access 9.10 Catch A Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Street 6.55 Heartbeat 7.55 The Chase 7.30 Ironside 8.30 The Only Way Is Essex 9.40 Party. 11.00 Touched By An Contractor 9.35 Chicago PD 8.25 Dance Moms 9.10 Last The Royal 8.55 Judge Judy Quincy ME 9.35 Minder The Only Way Is Essex 10.20 Angel An Angel By Any Other 10.20 Law & Order 11.20 Man Standing 10.05 The 10.20 Inspector Morse 10.40 The Saint 11.45 The Dinner Date 11.20 Dress To Name. 12.00 PM Judge Judy NCIS: New Orleans 12.15 PM Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air 11.05 12.35 PM The Royal Pastures Avengers 12.50 PM Ironside Impress 12.20 PM The Real 12.30 Judge Judy 1.00 NCIS: New Orleans 1.10 On Benefits: Single & Skint New. 1.40 Heartbeat House 1.50 Quincy ME 2.55 Minder Housewives Of Melbourne Gunsmoke Yankton. 2.00 NCIS 2.10 Chicago PD 3.05 12.05 PM Police Interceptors Rules. 2.40 Classic 3.55 The Saint 5.00 The 1.25 Vanderpump Rules 2.15 Medium The Match Game. Law & Order 4.05 Law & 1.05 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Coronation Street 3.50 On Avengers 6.05 Storage Wars Million Dollar Listing: LA 3.10 3.00 ER What Life? 4.00 Order 5.05 CSI: NY Rest In Away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 The Buses The Busmen’s Ball. 6.30 Storage Wars 7.00 The Real Housewives Of New Judge Judy 4.30 Judge Judy Peace, Marina Garito. 6.00 Home And Away 4.00 Will & 4.20 On The Buses Canteen Pawn Stars Air Mail. 7.30 York City 4.05 The Real 5.00 Judge Judy 5.30 Judge CSI: NY Redemption. 7.00 Grace 5.00 The Fresh Prince Trouble. 4.55 You’re Only Pawn Stars Yankee Panky. Housewives Of New Jersey Judy 6.00 Dynasty The Party. NCIS Enemy On The Hill. 8.00 Of Bel-Air 6.00 Neighbours Young Twice Desirable 8.00 River Monsters Death 5.00 The Real Housewives Of 7.00 Touched By An Angel NCIS Safe Harbour. 9.00 6.30 Home And Away 7.00 Residence. 5.25 Rising Damp Down Under. 9.00 Death Row New Jersey 6.00 Dinner Date A Delicate Balance. 8.00 ER NCIS The Lost Boys. 10.00 Last Man Standing 8.00 FILM Clunk Click. 5.55 Heartbeat 2018 With Trevor McDonald 7.00 Dress To Impress 8.00 And Baby Makes Two. 9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Poseidon (Cert 12, 94 mins. House Rules. 7.00 Murder, 10.00 FILM Jaws Thriller, The Real Housewives Of Medium Means And Ends. Unit Agent Provocateur. 2006) ++10.00 Bad Teen To She Wrote 8.00 Lewis Your starring Roy Scheider. Orange County Loose Lips 10.00 Dynasty The Baby. 11.00 Law & Order: Special Ballroom Queen 11.00 FILM Sudden Death Question. Includes FYI Daily. (Cert PG, Sink Friendships. 9.00 The 11.00 Bad Girls Uninvited Victims Unit Military Justice. House At The End Of The 10.00 DCI Banks Dry Bones 124 mins. 1975) +++++ Real Housewives Of Orange Guests. 12.05 AM Judge 12.00 AM CSI: NY 12.55 CSI: Street (Cert 15, 99 mins. 2011) That Dream – Part One. 11.00 12.30 AM FILM Senna County Breast Intentions. Judy 12.30 Judge Judy Crime Scene Investigation ++1.05 AM FILM Vampire DCI Banks Dry Bones That Includes FYI Daily. (Cert 12, 10.00 The Real Housewives 1.00 ER 2.00 Matlock 1.55 CSI: NY 2.50 CSI: Crime Academy (Cert 12, 104 mins. Dream – Part Two. 12.05 AM 105 mins. 2010) ++++2.40 Of Cheshire 11.00 Release 3.00 Touched By An Angel Scene Investigation 3.50 2014) ++3.10 The Shannara Scott & Bailey 1.05 Scott & Football’s Greatest: Zinedine The Hounds 12.00 AM Mob 4.00 The Wild Wild West Access 4.00-6.00 Chronicles 3.55 Access Bailey 2.00 Nightscreen 2.30- Zidane 2.50 Nightscreen Wives Mama Drama. 12.55- 5.00-9.00 Teleshopping Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Teleshopping 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 75 INSIDE TV TUESDAY 27 March BBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Holding Back 6.00 AM The Repair Shop (R/S) 6.30 6.00 AM Good Morning Britain With 6.00 AM Countdown (R/S) 6.45 3rd Rock 6 The Years Angela Rippon. (R/S) 10.00 Money For Nothing (R/S) 7.15 Bargain Home And Away stars Ray Meagher and From The Sun Fun With Dick And Janet – am Homes Under The Hammer (R/S) 11.00 Hunt (R/S) 8.00 Sign Zone: Celebrity Orpheus Pledger. (S) 8.30 Lorraine (S) Part One. (R/S) 7.10 3rd Rock From The The Sheriffs Are Coming Enforcement Antiques Road Trip With former Blue Peter 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S) 10.30 Sun Fun With Dick And Janet – Part Two. officers meet a dealer who sold a potentially presenters Valerie Singleton and Diane This Morning Celebrity chat and lifestyle (R/S) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond lethal second-hand car. (R/S) 11.45 Louise Jordan. (R/S) 9.00 Victoria features. (S) 12.30 PM Loose Women Mother’s Day. (R/S) 8.00 Everybody Loves Claimed And Shamed (S) 12.15 PM Derbyshire News and current affairs. (S) More celebrity interviews and topical Raymond The Bigger Person. (R/S) 8.30 Bargain Hunt Oswestry 8. (R/S) 1.00 BBC 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S) 12.00 PM debate from a female perspective. (S) Frasier The Adventures Of Bad Boy And News At One; Weather (S) 1.30 Regional Daily Politics Parliamentary report. (S) 1.00 1.30 Lunchtime News/Weather (S) Dirty Girl. (R/S) 9.00 Frasier The Last Time News (S) 1.45 Doctors Without And The Super League Show Action from the 1.55 Regional News/Weather (S) 2.00 I Saw Maris. (R/S) 9.35 Frasier Frasier Within: Daniel is determined to support his latest round of matches. (S) 1.45 Coast Judge Rinder Cameras follow criminal Grinch. (R/S) 10.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen transgender patient. (S) 2.15 A Place To Holy Island Short. (R/S) 1.50 FILM Gunga barrister Robert Rinder as he takes on Nightmares USA Zayna Flaming Grill – Call Home Lie Deep: Jack is found in his Din Action adventure, starring Cary Grant. real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S) Part One. (R/S) 11.00 Undercover Boss drunken state by Roy. (S) 3.00 Escape To (Cert PG, 117 mins. 1939, B/W) (S) ★★★★★ 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal David and USA (R/S) 12.00 PM Channel 4 News/ The Country Ginny Buckley tries to help a 3.40 Blitz Cities Ricky Tomlinson explores the team are in Llandudno, North Wales. Weather Summary (S) 12.05 Come Dine couple hoping to move to North Yorkshire. the effect the Blitz had on Liverpool. (R/S) (R/S) 3.59 ITV London Weather (S) With Me Cumbria. (R/S) 1.05 Posh (S) 3.45 Money For Nothing Upholsterer 4.10 Britain’s Ultimate Pilots: Inside 4.00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts Pawnbrokers (R/S) 2.10 Countdown (S) Ray Clarke tries to transform an unwanted The RAF The pilots attend the UK’s largest the arcade-themed quiz show in which 3.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away pair of chairs. (S) 4.30 Flog It! Sandon Hall air show. (R/S) 5.15 Put Your Money contestants drop tokens down a choice of North Devon v Brittany. (R/S) 4.00 A New – 43. (R/S) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show, Where Your Mouth Is Jonty Hearnden and four chutes in the hope of winning a £10,000 Life In The Sun (S) 5.00 Four In A Bed hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (R/S) Danny Sebastian compete in London. (R/S) jackpot. (S) 5.00 The Chase Quiz show. (S) (R/S) 5.30 Star Boot Sale (S)

10.45pm This Country 9pm Amazing Hotels: Life… 7.30pm Live International Football 9.15pm Seven Year Switch

6.00 BBC News At Six; Weather 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show, 6.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 6.00 The Simpsons (R/S) 6 (S) hosted by Jeremy Vine. (S) 6.30 Evening News/Weather (S) 6.30 Hollyoaks pm 6.30 Regional News (S) 6.30 The Repair Shop Jay Blades Shane and Simone have and the team restore two teddy a heart to heart, and she sees past bears that share a love story. (S) his bad-boy demeanour. (S)

7.00 The One Show Presented by 7.00 Mountain: Life At The 7.00 Emmerdale 7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather 7 Alex Jones and Matt Baker. (S) Extreme The extraordinary animals Tracy is furious as she (S) pm 7.30 EastEnders Mitch and people who make their homes in suspects that Priya and David are charms his way back into mountain ranges around the world, together, and Ross is pushed to Karen’s life – but not for long. Jack beginning with the Rockies in North the limit by a cruel joke. (S) hires a new sports car to impress Mel America. (R/S) 7.30 Live International Football and the Slaters are horrified by Mo’s England v Italy. Mark Pougatch is latest fundraising efforts. (S) joined by Lee Dixon, Ian Wright and Slaven Bilic to present coverage of 8.00 Holby City No Matter Where 8.00 Great Indian Railway the friendly match from Wembley 8.00 The Great 8 You Go, There You Are – Part Two: Journeys Michael Portillo travels Stadium (kick-off 8pm), as England Celebrity Bake Off For pm Ollie faces a hard truth, Essie learns from Jodhpur to Delhi, heading continue their preparations for Stand Up To Cancer that discovering the truth comes into the desert to take a camel ride the 2018 World Cup. With the Presenters Noel Fielding at a high price, and in light of Jac’s to a village where life has changed tournament in Russia only a few and Sandi Toksvig welcome Lee abrupt departure, Frieda is left to little in centuries. (S) months away, Gareth Southgate Mack, Griff Rhys Jones, Melanie pick up the pieces. (S) will see this encounter as an ideal Sykes and Joe opportunity to assess some of Lycett to the famous tent. (S) the members in his squad, and 9.00 Come Home New series. 9.00 Amazing Hotels: Life potentially play one or two players 9.15 Seven Year Switch 9 Drama starring Paula Malcomson Beyond The Lobby Giles Coren who have previously been on the As the bonds between the switched pm and Christopher Eccleston. When and Monica Galetti visit a hotel in fringe of contention, but looking to couples strengthen, therapist Lee mother Marie mysteriously leaves South Africa that has been built into force their way into his plans. With Valls drops a bombshell when the family home, the repercussions a former grain silo, and discover commentary by Clive Tyldesley and he reveals pictures of what their are enormous. (S) how the staff cope in the wake Glenn Hoddle. (S) real-life partners have been up to of a severe drought. (S) during their time apart. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.00 Mum It is 10.15 ITV News/Weather (S) 10.20 Gogglebox The Winter 10 10.30 Regional News (S) November and Cathy 10.50 Regional News/Weather (S) Paralympics, Troy: Fall Of A City, pm 10.45 This Country The vicar’s son is having a bonfire. Match Of The Day, Sir Bruce: A returns to the village and Kerry visits Comedy, starring Lesley Celebration, Crufts and One Born an elderly neighbour. (R/S) Manville. Last in the series. (S) Every Minute are appraised by 10.30 Newsnight (S) the armchair critics. (R/S)

11.15 Tiredness, Tears And Tantrums: 11.15 Reggie Yates: Searching For 11.05 International Football Highlights 11.25 Before We Die 12.35 AM 11 Diary Of A New Mum Annie Price Grenfell’s Lost Lives (R/S) 12.15 AM England v Italy. Action from the friendly Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Mill pm discusses the trials and tribulations of the David Attenborough’s Natural match at Wembley Stadium, where England Street Bistro – Part One. (R/S) 1.25 World first six weeks of motherhood, including Curiosities Incredible Shells. (R/S) 12.45 continued their preparations for this Of Weird (R/S) 2.20 Russian Spy meeting a professional breastfeeding Sign Zone: MasterChef (R/S) 1.45 Sign summer’s World Cup in Russia. (S) Assassins: The Salisbury Attack (R/S) counsellor and learning infant first aid. (S) Zone: Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond The 12.05 AM Play To The Whistle (R/S) 3.15 The Question Jury (R/S) 4.10 12.20-6.00 AM BBC News (S) Lobby Anantara Al Jabal Al Akhdar, Oman. 12.55 Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (R/S) (R/S) 2.45-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S) 3.00 Loose Women (R) 3.50 Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 Coast Vs Country (R/S) 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R/S) 76 lnsideSoap TUESDAY

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff (S) 11.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Husband and wife Telisha and Mark bring in their baby boy for a post-natal check-up. (R/S) 1.10 Access Showbiz news and gossip. (S) 1.15 Home And Away Alf awakens to find himself trapped under a concrete slab in the sinkhole. (S) 1.45 Neighbours Elly jumps to the wrong conclusion when she sees Mark with an attractive woman. (S) 2.15 NCIS: Catching A Serial Killer Murder 2.0: A serial killer posts footage of his crimes online. (R/S) 3.15 FILM Marriage Of Lies Mystery drama, starring Virginia Williams, Ryan Bittle and April Bowlby. (Cert 15, 102 mins. 2016) (S) ★★ 5.00 5 News At 5 (R/S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

MUM | BBC2 10PM Home truths 7pm Elizabeth: Our Queen SeriesSi two of fMumM reaches its It’s November, and there’s the bedroom so empty it’ll end tonight, but the BBC have change in the air as Cathy is become like a symbol of how 6.00 Home And Away already ordered a third run, preparing for a bonfire. Jason lonely you are”), Derek has Hunter accepts Leah’s so we can watch tonight’s and Kelly are packing up his finally snapped and called offer to move back in with her. (R/S) episode with a mixture of room (“what we’re trying to do Pauline a snob – which she 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) sadness and joy – which is a is strike a balance between heartily disputes – and Cathy familiar state for most viewers taking everything we need for has something that she 7.00 Elizabeth: Our Queen of this show anyway. the new flat, and not leaving needs to tell Michael… Happy And Glorious: A look at Elizabeth II’s life since the start of the decade, including celebrations for her Diamond Jubilee year in 2012. Last in the series. (S) Rising to the occasion THE GREAT CELEBRITY BAKE OFF… | Channel 4 8PM 8.00 Secrets Of The National Trust With Alan Titchmarsh Four more star bakers enter The host visits Cragside, a Victorian the marquee tonight, yet only estate in Northumberland, and the one of them will leave as an most innovative property in the official Star Baker. This time it’s National Trust’s collection. (S) Lee Mack, Griff Rhys Jones, Melanie Sykes and Joe Lycett who are hoping to wow Paul 9.00 Britain’s Wild Rivers and Prue with their masterful Cameras follow some of the UK’s manipulation of dough – but wildlife that thrive in wetlands, of course nothing is certain including beavers, grass snakes, in this world, and even the dragonflies and starlings. (S) best of baking plans can end up as a crumbled, burnt mess. Tonight’s tasks include 10.00 Mr & Mrs Smith a signature challenge of Married assassins are hired blondies, and a cake show- to kill each other. Comedy stopper that highlights the adventure, with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Vince Vaughn. (Cert 15, celebs’ secret passions. 116 mins. 2005) (S) ★★★ So, who will emerge as the best of the bunch? 12.20 AM FILM A Walk Among The Tombstones Crime thriller, starring Liam Neeson. (Cert 15, 111 mins. 2014) (S) BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.40pm Spotlight Special 11.40 This Country 12.10am Tiredness, Tears And Tantrums: Diary Of A New Mum 1.10-6.00 ★★★ 2.20 SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: BBC News BBC1 SCOTLAND as Main BBC1 except: 6.55-9.00pm Sportscene 10.45 Holby City 11.45 This Country 12.15am Tiredness, Tears And Tantrums: Behind Closed Doors (R/S) 4.00 Diary Of A New Mum 1.15 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20-6.00 BBC News BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 except: 10.40pm Hayley 11.10 This Country 11.40 Britain’s Greatest Bridges The Tiredness, Tears And Tantrums: Diary Of A New Mum 12.40am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.45-6.00 BBC News BBC2 N IRELAND as Main BBC2 except: Britannia Bridge. (R/S) 4.45 House 10.00-10.30pm Keepin ’er Country 11.15 Mum 11.45 Top Gear: Extra Gear 12.10-12.15am Wild On Water – Bird Island BBC2 SCOTLAND as Main BBC2 except: Doctor (R/S) 5.10 Great Artists (R/S) 7.00pm The One Show 7.30-8.00 EastEnders BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 except: 3.40pm Britain’s Ultimate Pilots: Inside The RAF 4.45 Put Your Money Where 5.30-6.00 WALES 6.00-6.30pm SCOTTISH 10.50pm 11.25 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS Your Mouth Is X-Ray as Main ITV except: ITV News Wales At Six as Main ITV except: Scotland Tonight (R/S) International Football Highlights 12.25am Teleshopping 1.25 After Midnight 2.55 Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 77 INSIDE TV TUESDAY 27 March Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol 6.00 AM The British 6.00 AM The Dog 6.30 Motorway Patrol Revolution. 7.00 Urban Whisperer 7.00 RSPCA 7.00 Highway Patrol Secrets 8.00 Richard E Animal Rescue 7.30 7.30 Border Patrol 8.00 Grant’s Hotel Secrets RSPCA Animal Rescue UK Border Force 9.00 Hong Kong. 9.00 The West 8.00 Motorway Patrol Criminal Minds 10.00 Cold Wing Ninety Miles Away. 8.30 Motorway Patrol Case 11.00 The Biggest 10.00 The West Wing In 9.00 Road Wars 10.00 Loser: Australia 12.00 PM God We Trust. 11.00 House Warehouse 13 11.00 Obese: A Year To Save The Softer Side. 12.00 PM Forever 12.00 PM NCIS: My Life USA 1.00 Air House The Social Contract. Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Rescue 1.30 Air Rescue 1.00 Without A Trace Party Five-0 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 2.00 Stop, Search, Seize Girl. 2.00 Blue Bloods The 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.00 Nothing To Declare Uniform. 3.00 The West 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 3.30 Nothing To Declare Wing Things Fall Apart. 4.00 The Simpsons 5.30 4.00 Nothing To Declare The West Wing 2162 Votes. Futurama Lethal Inspection. 4.30 Nothing To Declare 5.00 House Here Kitty. 6.00 Futurama The Late 5.00 CSI: Crime Scene 6.00 House Locked In: Philip J Fry. 6.30 The Investigation 6.00 Air The doctor has a motorbike Simpsons I’m Spelling Rescue 6.30 Air Rescue crash. Mos Def guest stars. As Fast As I Can.

THE BLACKLIST | Sky One 9PM 7.00 The Real A&E 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene 7.00 The Simpsons A casualty department. Investigation Chaos A Star Is Born – Again: 7 7.30 The Real A&E Theory: The team A Hollywood star visits. A group of Blacklisters victims reprehensible, there’s pm known as ‘The Invisible a question mark over their Following life in a investigates a 7.30 The Simpsons Mr Hand’ are Red’s latest target. methods. Meanwhile, Liz’s casualty department. student’s death. Spritz Goes To Washington. They believe themselves to quest for revenge against 8.00 Elementary High 8.00 Blue Bloods The 8.00 The Flash be righting a grievous wrong, Tom’s killers gains ground Heat: Holmes and Watson Job: Danny’s dedication Subject: DeVoe goes 8 investigate the murder of to the job puts his wife after the remaining and while their intentions when Detective Singleton pm may be laudable and their provides her with a big clue. a private investigator. and sons in danger. metas, while Ralph Jonny Lee Miller stars. starts to fear for his life.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? USA 9PM 9.00 Chicago Fire 9.00 Here And Now 9.00 The | W Looking For A Lifeline: Fight, Death: Audrey Blacklist The 9 Casey and Dawson makes a pitch to Steven Invisible Hand: She’s part of one of TV’s pm suspect a husband of Benjamin, a wealthy Liz is given Tom’s personal best-loved clans in Modern abusing his wife. friend of hers. effects. Family, and tonight Julie Bowen goes in search of her 10.00 How To Get Away 10.10 Divorce 10.00 The Late Late own ancestry. It’s a quest that With Murder Ask Him Breaking The Ice. Show With James 10 About Stella: Damaging 10.45 Crashing Corden: Best Of pm brings up two very different details are revealed Porter Got HBO. The Week Highlights stories: one is a source of about a key witness. of the talk show. pride, the other not so much. 11.00 Criminal Minds 11.20 SMILF Half A 11.00 The Force: Essex Birthright: A Virginia sheriff Sheet Cake & A Blue- No Place To Hide: A man 11 requests the unit’s help in Raspberry Slushie. threatens officers after THE DISAPPEARANCE 9PM pm | Universal finding a serial killer who 11.55 SMILF being thrown out of a club. The compelling Canadian mutilates his victims. drama reaches its conclusion 12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene 12.30 AM Dexter 1.45 Dexter 12.00 AM Ross Kemp: Investigation 1.00 Cold Case 3.00 Without A Trace 4.00 Extreme World 1.00 Brit as the Sullivans finally discover 2.00 Grey’s Anatomy 3.00 The West Wing 5.00-6.00 Cops: Law & Disorder 2.00 what happened to missing Motorway Patrol 3.30 The West Wing Most Shocking 3.00 The Motorway Patrol 4.00 Force: Essex 4.00 It’s Me Anthony – but the young boy’s Nothing To Declare 4.30 Or The Dog 4.30 It’s Me Or captor has one final demand Nothing To Declare 5.00-6.00 The Dog 5.00 Futurama that requires a family member The Biggest Loser: Australia 5.30-6.00 Futurama to make the ultimate sacrifice. W Alibi GOLD ITV Encore FOX Universal 6.10 AM Supernanny US 7.00 AM Home Shopping 7.30 AM The Piglet Files 8.00 6.00 AM Upstairs, Downstairs 8.00 AM Monk 9.00 Body 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 7.00 Celebrity MasterChef 7.10 Sue Thomas: FBEye Waiting For God 8.40 6.55 Upstairs, Downstairs Of Proof 10.00 Body Of Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol 8.00 Tipping Point 9.00 8.00 New Tricks 9.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 9.20 7.50 Robin Of Sherwood Proof 11.00 The Mentalist 9.00 Sea Patrol Crocodile Tipping Point 10.00 The Bill Murdoch Mysteries 10.00 Last Of The Summer Wine 8.50 Always And Everyone 12.00 PM The Mentalist 1.00 Tears. 10.00 Law & Order 11.00 Inside The Ambulance Sue Thomas: FBEye 11.00 11.20 One Foot In The Grave 9.50 Heartbeat 10.55 Peak Body Of Proof 2.00 Body Of Doped. 11.00 Law & Order 12.00 PM Tipping Point 1.00 New Tricks 12.00 PM Father 12.00 PM My Hero 12.40 Practice 12.00 PM Robin Of Proof 3.00 The Mentalist 4.00 For The Defence. 12.00 PM Supernanny US 2.00 Who Do Brown 1.00 Death In Paradise dinnerladies 2.00 As Time Sherwood 1.05 Always And The Mentalist 5.00 NCIS Law & Order Shotgun. 1.00 You Think You Are? USA 3.00 2.00 Sue Thomas: FBEye Goes By 2.40 Waiting For Everyone 2.15 Peak Practice 6.00 NCIS 7.00 NCIS The Law & Order Fed. 2.00 NCIS Extreme Makeover: Home Breaking Up Is Hard To Do. God 3.20 My Hero 4.00 Last 3.20 Heartbeat 4.20 Upstairs, Searchers. 8.00 NCIS Semper Tribes. 3.00 NCIS Stakeout. Edition The Arena Family. 4.00 3.00 Murdoch Mysteries Of The Summer Wine 4.40 Downstairs 5.35 Upstairs, Fortis. 9.00 Family Guy High 4.00 NCIS Dog Tags. 5.00 Extreme Makeover: Home Invention Convention. 4.00 Last Of The Summer Wine Downstairs 6.40 Agatha School English. 9.30 Family NCIS Internal Affairs. 6.00 Edition The Turner Family New Tricks The English 5.20 Last Of The Summer Christie’s Poirot The Guy Carter And Tricia. 10.00 NCIS In The Zone. 7.00 – Part One. 5.00 Tipping Point Defence. 5.00 New Tricks Wine 6.00 As Time Goes By Adventure Of The Western American Dad! National NCIS Recoil. 8.00 NCIS 6.00 Tipping Point 7.00 My The War Against Drugs. 6.00 6.40 Dad’s Army 8.00 Star. 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She’s Broken Bird. 9.00 DON’T Dream Home 8.00 Inside The Father Brown The Missing dinnerladies 8.40 dinnerladies Poirot How Does Your Garden Doing Well – The Hole Story. MISS! The Disappearance Ambulance 9.00 DON’T Man. 7.00 Death In Paradise 9.20 Gavin & Stacey 10.00 Grow? 9.00 Whitechapel 10.30 American Dad! 11.00 Redemption. 10.00 Law & MISS! Who Do You Think 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries Mary Live At The Apollo 11.00 10.00 Whitechapel 11.00 Family Guy 11.30 Family Guy Order: Special Victims Unit You Are? USA Julie Bowen. Wept. 9.00 Frankie Drake Gimme Gimme Gimme Whitechapel 12.00 AM 12.00 AM American Dad! Stranger. 11.00 Law & 10.00 999 Rescue Squad Mysteries Ties That Bind. 12.20 AM Vic Reeves Big Paranoid 1.05 The Ruth 12.30 American Dad! 1.00 Order: Special Victims Unit 11.00 Rent A Cop: Christmas 10.00 Taggart New Life. Night Out 12.55 Live At The Rendell Mysteries 2.00 The Family Guy 1.30 Family Guy Hothouse. 12.00 AM Law & Special 11.40 EastEnders 11.00 Murdoch Mysteries Apollo 1.55 Gimme Gimme Ruth Rendell Mysteries 3.00 2.00 American Dad! 2.30 Order: Special Victims Unit 12.20 AM David Beckham Invention Convention. Gimme 2.30 Harry Hill’s TV Agatha Christie’s Poirot 3.55 American Dad! 3.00 Family 1.00 Law & Order: Special Into The Unknown 1.20 12.00 AM Castle 1.00 Castle Burp 2.55 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Always And Everyone 4.50 Guy 3.30 Family Guy 4.00 Victims Unit 2.00 Numb3rs Doctor Who 2.10 Doctor Who 2.00 Castle 2.45 Castle 3.20 Vic Reeves Big Night Out Peak Practice 5.45-6.00 American Dad! 4.30 American 3.00 Numb3rs 4.00 Numb3rs 3.00-6.10 Home Shopping 4.00-7.00 Home Shopping 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping ITV Encore Nightscreen Dad! 5.00-8.00 Teleshopping 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping 78 lnsideSoap DramaDave ITV2E4 More4 FREEVIEW 20 FREEVIEW 12 FREEVIEW 6 FREEVIEW 28 FREEVIEW 14 7.10 AM The Bill 8.00 6.00 AM Home Shopping 6.00 AM The Planet’s 6.00 AM Hollyoaks 6.30 9.30 AM A Place In The London’s Burning 9.00 7.10 Scrapheap Funniest Animals 6.20 Hollyoaks 7.00 Rules Of Sun: Home Or Away Casualty 10.00 Bergerac Challenge 8.10 American Totally Bonkers Guinness Engagement 8.00 How I 10.30 A Place In The 11.00 The Bill 12.00 PM Pickers 9.00 Storage World Records 7.10 Met Your Mother 9.00 Sun: Home Or Away New Tricks 1.00 Last Of Hunters Bloody Battle. 9.30 Who’s Doing The Dishes? New Girl 10.00 2 Broke 11.35 Four In A Bed The Summer Wine The Storage Hunters Disaster 7.55 Emmerdale 8.20 Girls 11.00 Brooklyn 12.05 PM Four In A Bed Afterthoughts Of A Co-op Strikes! 10.00 American Coronation Street 9.25 Nine-Nine 12.00 PM The 12.35 Four In A Bed 1.05 Manager. 1.40 Bread 2.20 Pickers Pinch Picker. 11.00 Ellen DeGeneres 10.20 Goldbergs 1.00 The Big Four In A Bed 1.40 Four Birds Of A Feather Keep Off American Pickers London The Bachelor: After The Bang Theory 2.00 How I In A Bed 2.10 Come Dine The Grass. 3.00 London’s Calling. 12.00 PM Final Rose 11.15 The Big Met Your Mother 2.30 With Me 2.40 Come Dine Burning 4.00 New Tricks American Pickers White Jesse Spencer stars Soap Quiz: Coronation How I Met Your Mother With Me 3.15 Come Dine God’s Waiting Room. 5.00 Knuckles. 1.00 Top Gear Street V Emmerdale 3.00 New Girl 3.30 New With Me 3.45 Come Dine Bergerac Trenchard’s Last 2.00 Top Gear 3.00 in Chicago Fire 12.15 PM Emmerdale Girl 4.00 Brooklyn Nine- With Me 4.20 Come Dine Case. 6.00 Steptoe And Impossible Engineering 9pm Sky Living 12.45 Coronation Street Nine 4.30 Brooklyn Nine- With Me 4.50 A Place In Son A Box In Town. 6.40 Millau Viaduct. 4.00 World’s 1.45 Ellen DeGeneres Nine 5.00 The Goldbergs The Sun: Home Or Away Last Of The Summer Most Dangerous Roads 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle 5.30 The Goldbergs 6.00 5.55 Kirstie And Phil’s Wine The Afterthoughts Madagascar. 5.00 Top BBC4 Show 4.50 Judge Rinder The Big Bang Theory 6.30 Love It Or List It 6.55 The Of A Co-op Manager. Gear 6.00 Top Gear FREEVIEW 9 5.50 Take Me Out The Big Bang Theory Secret Life Of The Zoo

7.20 Last Of The 7.00 Cop Car Workshop 7.00 PM Beyond 100 7.00 You’ve Been 7.00 Hollyoaks Glenn 7.55 Grand Designs Summer Wine Lot No 8: Riot Van: John Heussi Days News and analysis. Framed! Gold gives Adam a new order. A carpenter whose family Auntie Wainwright’s finds himself in need 7.30 Danny Baker 7.30 You’ve Been 7.30 Extreme Cake home has been a tent 7 pm bargain proves a puzzle. of a new riot van. Rocks The Eighties Framed! Gold Makers for the past 16 years (A Bit) With the Clash. due to lack of funds has decided to import 8.00 The Inspector 8.00 Dave Gorman: 8.00 Immortal Egypt 8.00 Two And A Half 8.00 The Big Bang a four-bedroom log Lynley Mysteries Modern Life Is Goodish With Joann Fletcher Men People Who Love Theory The Brain Bowl cabin from Finland and The Word Of God: A Helicopter Is Quicker Invasion: How enemies Peepholes. Incubation. assemble it himself. 8 pm Feature-length episode. Than A Car: Discussing exploited Egypt’s internal 8.30 Two And A Half 8.30 The Big Bang A body is found on a nature’s warning signs. strife. Last in the series. Men Theory Smithfield Market meat truck and suspects 9.00 Room 101 9.00 How Quizzing Got 9.00 The Break- 9.00 Tattoo Fixers: 9.00 24 Hours In A&E include an antiques With Katie Price, Greg Cool: TV’s Brains Of Up A couple’s Most Shocking Alice Medics treat three dealer and a surgeon Davies and Adil Ray. Britain Ben Miller traces relationship comes helps Amy say adios to a women who have been 9 pm who may have been 9.40 Room 101 With the origins of Britain’s to an end, but neither preposterous proposal. stabbed in a Surrey selling human organs. Heston Blumenthal. serial quizzers. wants to give up their supermarket car park. home, forcing them to 10.00 New Tricks Meat 10.20 Room 101 With 10.00 The Prosecutors: carry on living together. 10.00 Five Star Hotel 10.00 Return Of The Is Murder: Gerry confronts Shaun Ryder, Meera Syal Real Crime And Comedy drama, starring Charlotte’s birthday bash Black Death: Secret his past when a 33-year- and Sam Simmons. Punishment The Trial: Jennifer Aniston. Includes ends with a bang. History Experts 10 pm old murder at Smithfield Last in the series. FYI Daily. (Cert 12, 101 investigate the deadly Market is reinvestigated. mins. 2006) ++ 14th-century plague.

11.20 Birds Of A 11.00 Live At The 11.00 Elegance And 11.10 Family Guy Bill 11.05 The Big Bang 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Feather Keep Off The Apollo Ed Byrne hosts the Decadence: The Age Of And Peter’s Bogus Theory The Fermentation Cats Does Countdown Grass: Tracey and Sharon stand-up show, welcoming The Regency Developing Journey. Bifurcation. With Bill Bailey, Andrew 11 pm face a moral dilemma. guests Adam Hills and The Regency Brand. 11.40 Family Guy 11.35 The Big Bang Flintoff and Roisin Gina Yashere to the stage. Prick Up Your Ears. Theory Conaty.

12.00 AM The Bill 1.00 Ashes 12.00 AM QI XL 1.00 QI 1.40 12.00 AM Treasures Of 12.10 AM American Dad! 12.00 AM First Dates 1.05 12.10 AM Obsessive To Ashes 2.00 London’s Would I Lie To You? At Ancient Egypt 1.00 Top Of 12.35 American Dad! 1.10 Five Star Hotel 2.05 Tattoo Compulsive Cleaners 1.15 24 Burning 2.55 Cranford Christmas 2.20 Mock The The Pops: 1982 1.30 Danny Celebrity Juice 2.10 Totally Fixers: Most Shocking 3.00 Hours In A&E 2.15 Ramsay’s 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping Week 3.00 Suits 4.00-6.00 Baker Rocks The Eighties (A Bonkers Guinness World Gogglebox 3.50 First Dates Kitchen Nightmares USA Home Shopping Bit) 2.00 How Quizzing Got Records 2.20 Teleshopping Abroad 4.15 Rules Of 3.15-3.50 8 Out Of 10 Cats Cool: TV’s Brains Of Britain 5.50-6.00 Nightscreen Engagement 4.40-6.00 Rules 3.00-4.00 And Then There Of Engagement Were None

CBS Drama 5USA 5STAR ITV3 ITV4 ITVBe FREEVIEW 74 FREEVIEW 21 FREEVIEW 30 FREEVIEW 10 FREEVIEW 24 FREEVIEW 26 9.00 AM Bonanza 10.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 6.00 AM Classic Coronation 6.00 AM The Chase 6.45 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Dynasty 11.00 Touched By Access 9.10 Catch A Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Street 6.50 Heartbeat House Pawn Stars 7.10 Pawn Stars The Only Way Is Essex 9.40 An Angel 12.00 PM Judge Contractor 9.35 Chicago PD 8.25 Dance Moms 9.10 Last Rules. 7.55 The Royal 7.30 Ironside 8.30 Quincy The Only Way Is Essex 10.20 Judy 12.30 Judge Judy 1.00 10.20 Law & Order 11.20 Man Standing 10.05 The Pastures New. 8.55 Judge ME 9.35 Minder 10.35 The Dinner Date 11.20 Dress To Gunsmoke Blind Man’s Buff. NCIS: New Orleans 12.10 PM Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air 11.05 Judy 9.25 Judge Judy 9.50 Saint 11.40 The Avengers Impress 12.25 PM The Real 2.00 Medium Means And NCIS: New Orleans 1.10 On Benefits: The Bargain Judge Judy 10.20 Inspector 12.45 PM Ironside 1.50 Housewives Of Melbourne Ends. 3.00 ER And Baby NCIS 2.10 Chicago PD 3.10 Queen 12.05 PM Police Morse Fat Chance. 12.35 PM Quincy ME 2.55 Minder 4.00 1.20 Vanderpump Rules 2.10 Makes Two. 4.00 Judge Judy Law & Order 4.05 Law & Interceptors 1.05 Can’t Pay? The Royal Busman’s Holiday. The Saint 5.05 The Avengers Million Dollar Listing: LA 3.10 4.30 Judge Judy 5.00 Judge Order Darwinian. 5.05 CSI: We’ll Take It Away 3.00 1.40 Heartbeat Mackerel Sky. 6.10 Storage Wars 6.35 The Real Housewives Of New Judy 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 NY Unusual Suspects. 6.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home And 2.40 Classic Coronation Storage Wars 7.05 Pawn York City 4.05 The Real Dynasty The Baby. 7.00 CSI: NY Point Of View. 7.00 Away 4.00 Will & Grace 5.00 Street 3.50 On The Buses Stars Over The Moon. 7.30 Housewives Of New Jersey Touched By An Angel The NCIS Thirst. 8.00 NCIS The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air The Inspector’s Pets. 4.20 On Pawn Stars Cash Cash Bang 5.00 The Real Housewives Of Road Home – Part One. 8.00 Devil’s Triangle. 9.00 Law & 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home The Buses The Epidemic. Bang. 8.00 World Superbike New Jersey 6.00 Dinner Date ER Days Like This. 9.00 Order: Special Victims Unit And Away 7.00 Last Man 4.50 You’re Only Young Twice Highlights 9.00 FILM 7.00 Dress To Impress 8.00 Medium How To Kill A Good Padre Sandunguero. 10.00 Standing 8.00 Car Crash TV The Gypsy’s Curse. 5.20 Cliffhanger Action thriller, Celebrity Dinner Date 9.00 Guy. 10.00 Dynasty Mother Law & Order: Special Victims 9.00 FILM There’s Something Rising Damp The Good starring Sylvester Stallone. The Real Housewives Of And Son. 11.00 Bad Girls Unit Rapist Anonymous. About Mary Includes Access. Samaritan. 5.55 Heartbeat Includes FYI Daily. (Cert 15, Atlanta Another Spin Around Common Criminal. 12.05 AM 11.00 Law & Order: Special (Cert 15, 114 mins. 1998) Mackerel Sky. 7.00 Murder, 106 mins. 1993) ++++ The Block. 10.00 The Real Judge Judy 12.30 Judge Victims Unit Psycho/Therapist. ++++11.30 FILM The She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer 11.15 FILM Driven To Kill Housewives Of Orange Judy 1.00 ER 2.00 Dr Quinn, 11.55 Taken Hail Mary. Back-up Plan Includes Murders Midsomer Life. 10.00 Action thriller, starring Steven County Breast Intentions. Medicine Woman 3.00 12.55 AM CSI: NY 1.55 CSI: Access. (Cert 12, 100 mins. Scott & Bailey 11.00 Scott & Seagal. Includes FYI Daily. 11.00 Southern Charm Touched By An Angel NY 2.50 CSI: Crime Scene 2010) +++1.45 AM FILM Bailey 12.05 AM A Touch Of (Cert 18, 94 mins. 2009) +++ Secrets Revealed. 12.00 AM 4.00 The Wild Wild West Investigation 3.50 Access Footloose Includes Access. Frost 2.00 Nightscreen 1.10 AM Fifth Gear 2.10 Ax Mob Wives Desert Storm. 5.00-9.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping (Cert 15, 99 mins. 1984) +++ 2.30-6.00 Teleshopping Men 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping 12.55-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 79 INSIDE TV WEDNESDAY 28 March BBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Holding Back 6.00 AM The Repair Shop (R/S) 6.30 6.00 AM Good Morning Britain News, 6.00 AM Countdown (R/S) 6.45 3rd Rock 6 The Years Ainsley Harriott. (R/S) 10.00 Money For Nothing (R/S) 7.15 Escape To current affairs and lifestyle features. (S) From The Sun Tricky Dick. (R/S) 7.10 3rd am Homes Under The Hammer (S) 11.00 The Country North Yorkshire. (R/S) 8.00 8.30 Lorraine (S) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Rock From The Sun Dick-in-Law. (R/S) The Sheriffs Are Coming (R/S) 11.45 Sign Zone: Great British Railway Show Guests air their differences. (S) 10.30 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond The Claimed And Shamed (S) 12.15 PM Journeys Taunton To Newton Abbot. (R/S) This Morning Celebrity chat and lifestyle First Time. (R/S) 8.00 Everybody Loves Bargain Hunt Peterborough 13: From the 8.30 Sign Zone: Classic Mary Berry features. (S) 12.30 PM Loose Women With Raymond The Cult. (R/S) 8.30 Frasier It’s East of England Showground. (S) 1.00 BBC A recipe for breakfast drop scones. (R/S) Su Pollard and Kerry Needham. (S) 1.30 Hard To Say Goodbye If You Won’t Leave. News At One; Weather (S) 1.30 Regional 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S) 11.00 BBC Lunchtime News/Weather (S) 1.55 (R/S) 9.00 Frasier The Friend. (R/S) 9.35 News (S) 1.45 Doctors Perceptions: Mrs Newsroom Live (S) 11.30 Daily Politics Regional News/Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Frasier Come Lie With Me. (R/S) 10.05 Tembe has to deal with a theft at Campus. (S) 1.00 PM FILM Wuthering Heights Rinder Cameras follow criminal barrister Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (S) 2.15 A Place To Call Home In Period drama, starring Merle Oberon and Robert Rinder as he takes on real-life Zayna Flaming Grill – Part Two. (R/S) 11.00 Memoriam: George and Sarah contemplate Laurence Olivier. (Cert U, 103 mins. 1939, cases in a studio courtroom. (S) 3.00 Undercover Boss USA (R/S) 12.00 PM a suitable grave site for Regina. Last in the B/W) (S) ★★★ 2.40 Monty Halls’ Great Dickinson’s Real Deal The treasure- Channel 4 News/Weather Summary (S) series. (S) 3.05 Escape To The Country Irish Escape Monty Halls monitors whales hunting tour arrives in Maidenhead, 12.05 Come Dine With Me Leeds. (R/S) Alistair Appleton helps a couple search for from the air. (R/S) 3.40 Blitz Cities Berkshire. (R/S) 3.59 ITV London Weather 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers Nathan and a property in the Cotswolds. (R/S) 3.45 Exploring the effect the Blitz had on Norwich. (S) 4.00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard Debbs are taken aback by a ventriloquist’s Money For Nothing Transforming items (R/S) 4.15 Britain’s Ultimate Pilots: hosts the arcade-themed quiz show in dummy. (R/S) 2.10 Countdown (S) 3.00 A reclaimed from Woking Recycling Centre. (S) Inside The RAF The Red Arrows mark the which contestants drop tokens down a Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (R/S) 4.00 4.30 Flog It! Powderham Castle 46. (R/S) end of an era. (R/S) 5.15 Put Your Money choice of four chutes in the hope of winning A New Life In The Sun (S) 5.00 Four In A 5.15 Pointless Quiz show, hosted by Where Your Mouth Is Jonty Hearden v a £10,000 jackpot. (S) 5.00 The Chase Bed (R/S) 5.30 Star Boot Sale Martin Alexander Armstrong. (R/S) Danny Sebastian – Car Boot. (R/S) Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S) Roberts sells items at a car boot sale. (S)

9pm MasterChef 9pm The Assassination Of Gianni… 8pm Britain’s Brightest Family 10pm Are You Autistic?

6.00 BBC News At Six; Weather 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show, 6.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 6.00 The Simpsons (R/S) 6 (S) hosted by Jeremy Vine. (S) 6.30 Evening News/Weather (S) 6.30 Hollyoaks Glenn pm 6.30 Regional News (S) 6.30 The Repair Shop The team gives Adam a new restores a painting of a wintry order, and a familiar face returns to Parisian scene. (S) the village with an announcement. (S)

7.00 The One Show Matt Baker 7.00 Mountain: Life At The 7.00 Emmerdale 7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather 7 and Alex Jones present the magazine Extreme This episode looks at life Charity offers a helping (S) pm show featuring reports from around on the highest mountain range on hand, Vanessa worries about an the UK and celebrity guests. (S) Earth, the Himalayas, following snow impending visit, and Robert piles leopards as they creep into isolated the pressure onto Jimmy. (S) mountain villages. (R/S) 7.30 Coronation Street Leanne and Peter are worried about Simon’s behaviour. (S)

8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 8.00 The Secret Helpers 8.00 Britain’s Brightest Family 8.00 The Supervet 8 The team heads to Birmingham Dave And Claire: A man whose Two families compete in the third Take That’s Mark Owen pm to transform the family home of family life is in crisis, and a woman round of the quarter-finals. (S) brings his 18-month-old twins Charlotte and Chris, who whose stammer is stopping her from 8.30 Coronation Street Doberman into the were born prematurely and have moving on in her job, seek advice As Phelan and Eileen set surgery, and a four-year-old Coton- a condition known as global from the Secret Helpers. (S) off for a seaside break, Seb and Tzu may require a double hip development delay. (S) Gary start to crack open the Mill replacement. (S) concrete with sledgehammers. (S)

9.00 MasterChef The first group 9.00 The Assassination Of Gianni 9.00 The Real Full 9.00 One Born Every Minute 9 of contestants head to the Eneko Versace: American Crime Story Monty: Live A special Beth and David, who met online pm restaurant in Covent Garden, London, Andrew Cunanan invites himself to live performance from on a Harry Potter website, arrive where they will be responsible stay in Minneapolis with friends Sheffield led by Ashley in the hospital awaiting the birth for serving dishes to customers David Madson and Jeff Trail. (S) Banjo and Alexander Armstrong, of their baby daughter. (S) during a busy lunch service. (S) 9.55 Live At The Apollo (R/S) alongside a host of other famous names. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.30 Newsnight (S) 10.30 ITV News/Weather (S) 10.00 Are You Autistic? 10 10.30 Regional News (S) A documentary challenging what pm 10.45 A Question Of Sport With people think they know about Ricky Hatton, Tim Bresnan, Asha autism, exploring myths surrounding Philip and Michael Jamieson. (S) the condition and examining what living with autism is really like. (S)

11.15 Film 2018 A review of Steven 11.15 Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond 11.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 11.05 999: On The Frontline (S) 11 Spielberg’s latest blockbuster, Ready The Lobby The Silo, South Africa. (R/S) 11.20 EasyJet: Inside The Cockpit 12.05 AM Live From Abbey Road pm Player One, Wes Anderson’s Isle Of Dogs, 12.15 AM David Attenborough’s Natural In Paris, newly qualified pilot Ryan Clyde Classics (S) 12.30 Seven Year Switch and British boxing drama, Journeyman. (S) Curiosities Exploring the evolution of faces the prospect of conducting his first (R/S) 1.30 FILM The Raven Thriller, starring 11.45 FILM Jimi: All Is By My Side aggression in the animal kingdom. (R/S) night landing. (R/S) 12.15 AM Heathrow: John Cusack. (Cert 15, 106 mins. 2012) (S) Biopic of Jimi Hendrix, starring Andre 12.45 Sign Zone: MasterChef (R/S) Inside Britain’s Busiest Airport ★★ 3.20 George Clarke’s Amazing Benjamin, Hayley Atwell and Imogen 1.45 Sign Zone: The World’s Most Turnaround. (R/S) 1.05 Jackpot247 Spaces (R/S) 4.15 Coast Vs Country (R/S) Poots. (Cert 15, 118 mins. 2013) (S) ★★★ Extraordinary Homes Japan. (R/S) 3.00 Tenable (R/S) 3.50 Nightscreen 5.10 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R/S) 1.40-6.00 AM BBC News (S) 2.45-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S) 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R/S) 5.30-6.00 Streetmate (R/S) 80 lnsideSoap WEDNESDAY

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.15 GPs Behind Closed Doors: Best Of Patient Files 2 A man battling with cancer reflects on his progress. (R/S) 1.10 Access Showbiz news and gossip. (S) 1.15 Home And Away Alf’s injuries trigger a heart attack. (S) 1.45 Neighbours Chloe upsets Piper, while Holly steals some medical records. (S) 2.15 NCIS: Catching A Serial Killer Hide And Seek: A child discovers a murder weapon. (R/S) 3.15 FILM My Daughter Must Live A woman whose daughter needs a life-saving transplant tries to track down the child’s father – last seen fleeing for his life. Thriller, with Joelle Carter and Madeleine Martin. (Cert 12, 90 mins. 2014) (S) ★★★ 5.00 5 News At 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

THE REAL FULL MONTY: LIVE |ITV 9PM Goingalltheway 10pm Social Housing, Social… AsAi we spiringii a troupe time in Sheffield, where the Harriott, former footballer John 6.00 Home And Away of women to do a show- original movie was set. Hartson, actor John Partridge Robbo slips into a stopping strip routine (see p62 Last year’s host Alexander (Walford’s Christian Clarke), catatonic state. (R/S) for more details on that one), Armstrong is back for another singer Tom Parker and TOWIE 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) last year’s The Real Full Monty go, and this time he and star James Argent. They’re has also spawned a sequel in choreographer Ashley Banjo are hoping that they can once again which another group of male joined by Jeff Brazier, ex-rugby inspire men across the nation to 7.00 King Tut’s Treasure Secrets Documentary exploring stars will be baring all – this player Ugo Monye, Ainsley check themselves for cancer. the thousands of items found with the great Egyptian pharaoh when his tomb was first uncovered. (R/S) Making his Mark THE SUPERVET | Channel 4 8PM 8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Doctors treat a seven-year-old boy who was knocked unconscious It’s not often that we get a after a crash on his bike, and celebrity client visiting Noel patient suffering from depression Fitzpatrick – but in tonight’s visits the surgery to discuss episode Take That’s Mark treatment options. (S) Owen comes into the surgery with his 18-month-old Doberman Arnold, who has 9.00 Grenfell Tower: Minute By Minute Survivors of the Grenfell been limping for around four tower fire share their personal weeks. Noel quickly diagnoses accounts of the blaze that killed Arnold with a ruptured cruciate 72 people, recalling the decisions ligament – which is apparently that saved their lives. (S) a common problem with this breed – as well as a torn 10.00 Social Housing, Social meniscus. Arnold needs an Cleansing Exploring the neglect operation, and he’ll have and regeneration of council estates to wear the dreaded cone across the UK in the past 30 years, of shame afterwards. Also and the stories of people who are checking into the Fitzpatrick fighting to save their homes. (S) Surgery this week is Benji, a Coton-Tzu who may need 11.05 FILM Under Siege Action adventure, starring Steven Seagal. (Cert a double hip replacement. 15, 98 mins. 1992) (S) ★★★★ 1.05 AM SuperCasino (S) 3.10 Secrets Of The National Trust With Alan Titchmarsh Cragside. (R/S) 4.00 Britain’s Greatest BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.40pm The Priest In The Jeans 11.10 A Question Of Sport 11.40 Film 2018 12.10am FILM: Jimi: All Is By My Side Bridges The Tyne Bridge. (R/S) 4.45 2.00-6.00 BBC News BBC1 SCOTLAND as Main BBC1 except: 8.00-9.00pm River City BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 except: 8.00pm MasterChef 9.00-10.00 House Doctor (R/S) 5.10 Great Artists Keeping Faith BBC2 SCOTLAND as Main BBC2 except: 2.40-3.40pm Politics Scotland 7.00-8.00 The Ladykillers: Pest Detectives WALES as Main ITV except: 6.00-6.30pm ITV News Wales At Six SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 11.05pm Scotland Tonight 11.40 The Kyle Files 12.10am Teleshopping 1.10 After Midnight (R/S) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R/S) 2.40 Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 81 INSIDE TV WEDNESDAY 28 March Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol 6.00 AM The British Dirty 6.00 AM The Dog 6.30 Motorway Patrol Money. 7.00 Urban Whisperer 7.00 RSPCA 7.00 Highway Patrol 7.30 Secrets 8.00 Richard E Animal Rescue 7.30 Border Patrol 8.00 UK Grant’s Hotel Secrets RSPCA Animal Rescue Border Force 9.00 Berlin. 9.00 The West Wing 8.00 Motorway Patrol Criminal Minds 10.00 Cold Things Fall Apart. 10.00 The 8.30 Motorway Patrol Case 11.00 The Biggest West Wing 2162 Votes. 9.00 Road Wars 10.00 Loser: Australia 12.00 PM 11.00 House Here Kitty. Warehouse 13 11.00 The Real A&E 12.30 The 12.00 PM House Locked In. David Attenborough’s Real A&E 1.00 Air Rescue 1.00 Without A Trace Conquest Of The Skies 1.30 Air Rescue 2.00 Manhunt. 2.00 Blue Bloods 12.00 PM NCIS: Los Stop, Search, Seize 3.00 The Job. 3.00 The West Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Nothing To Declare 3.30 Wing The Ticket. 4.00 The Five-0 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 Nothing To Declare West Wing The Mommy 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Nothing To Declare Problem. 5.00 House Simple 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 4.30 Nothing To Declare Explanation. 6.00 House The Simpsons 5.30 5.00 CSI: Crime Scene Saviours: An environmental Futurama 6.00 Futurama Investigation 6.00 Air campaigner mysteriously A Clockwork Origin. 6.30 Rescue 6.30 Air Rescue collapses during a protest. The Simpsons CE D’oh.

GREY’S ANATOMY | Sky Living 9PM 7.00 The Real A&E 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene 7.00 The Simpsons A casualty department. Investigation Overload: ’Scuse Me While I 7 7.30 The Real A&E A Grissom investigates an Miss The Sky. After last week’s encounter determined to find out pm with her mum’s former friend- more about Marie’s history. woman suffers an extreme apparent suicide. 7.30 The Simpsons turned-enemy Marie Cerone Meanwhile, Alex is perturbed reaction to antibiotics. Three Gays Of The Condo. (Mere handed over important by Jo applying for fellowships 8.00 Elementary 8.00 Blue Bloods Leap 8.00 DC’s Legends Of research to her, not realising all around the country, and The Art Of Sleights And Of Faith: Danny and Jackie Tomorrow Amazing 8 Deception: A magician is investigate the death of a Grace: The team heads how badly she and Ellis had Dr Koracick helps April deal pm fallen out), Meredith is with her crisis of faith. killed while performing wealthy woman, but the out on a mission to a classic stunt. case takes an unusual turn. save rock ’n’ roll.

DINNERLADIES DIARIES 8PM 9.00 Grey’s 9.00 Save Me Nelly 9.00 Star Trek | Gold Anatomy infiltrates a secret network The first mission 9 Old Scars, that may hold the key to of the starship Tonight’s episode brings us the pm Future Hearts his daughter’s return. Enterprise leads the last of the insights into Victoria crew into a battle with Wood’s canteen comedy, a vengeful Romulan focusing on human resources 10.00 The Good Doctor 10.00 SMILF Run, commander from the manager Philippa Moorcroft Smile: Surgery is planned Bridgette, Run Or Forty- future. Sci-fi adventure, 10 to allow a young patient to Eight Burnt Cupcakes & starring Chris Pine and pm (Celia Imrie). It also reveals smile for the first time. Graveyard Rum. Zachary Quinto. (Cert 12, why Victoria chose to end the 10.35 SMILF 121 mins. 2009) ++++ show after two series… 11.00 Criminal Minds 11.10 The Putin 11.25 The Force: North 3rd Life: A teenager is Interviews Russian East Saturday Night And 11 murdered and her best president Vladimir Putin Sunday Morning: Officers RIVERDALE 9PM pm | 5STAR friend is abducted. speaks to Oliver Stone in race to a stabbing outside Betty and Veronica spot a series of interviews. a pub in Newcastle. Miss Grundy and Archie out 12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene 12.20 AM The Putin 12.25 AM Ross Kemp: Investigation 1.00 Cold Case Interviews 1.30 Save Me 2.30 Extreme World 1.25 Road together, so they vow to 2.00 Scandal 3.00 Criminal Here And Now 3.40 SMILF Wars 2.00 Most Shocking uncover the teacher’s true Minds 4.00 Nothing To 4.15 The West Wing 5.05- 3.00 The Force: Essex 4.00 Declare 4.30 Nothing To 6.00 The West Wing It’s MeOr The Dog 4.30 It’s identity. Meanwhile, Veronica’s Declare 5.00-6.00 The Me Or The Dog 5.00 father’s plans for the drive-in Biggest Loser: Australia Futurama 5.30-6.00 cinema expose Jughead’s Futurama current living arrangements. W Alibi GOLD ITV Encore FOX Universal 6.10 AM Celebrity MasterChef 7.00 AM Home Shopping 7.30 AM The Piglet Files 6.00 AM Upstairs, Downstairs 8.00 AM Monk 9.00 Body 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 8.00 Tipping Point 9.00 7.10 Sue Thomas: FBEye 8.00 Waiting For God 8.40 6.55 Upstairs, Downstairs Of Proof 10.00 Body Of Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol Tipping Point 10.00 The Bill 8.00 New Tricks 9.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 9.20 7.55 Robin Of Sherwood 8.55 Proof 11.00 The Mentalist 9.00 Sea Patrol 10.00 Law & 11.00 Inside The Ambulance Murdoch Mysteries 10.00 Last Of The Summer Wine Always And Everyone 10.00 12.00 PM The Mentalist 1.00 Order 11.00 Law & Order 12.00 PM Tipping Point 1.00 Sue Thomas: FBEye 11.00 11.20 One Foot In The Grave Heartbeat 11.05 Peak Body Of Proof 2.00 Body Of 12.00 PM Law & Order 1.00 Supernanny US 2.00 Who New Tricks 12.00 PM Father 12.00 PM My Hero 12.40 Practice 12.05 PM Robin Proof Disappearing Act. 3.00 Law & Order Innocence. 2.00 Do You Think You Are? USA Brown 1.00 Death In Paradise dinnerladies 2.00 As Time Of Sherwood 1.10 Always The Mentalist Aingavite Baa. NCIS In The Zone. 3.00 NCIS 3.00 Extreme Makeover: 2.00 Sue Thomas: FBEye Goes By 2.40 Waiting For And Everyone 2.15 Peak 4.00 The Mentalist Blood Recoil. 4.00 NCIS About Home Edition 4.00 Extreme Bad Hair Day. 3.00 Murdoch God 3.20 My Hero 4.10 Last Practice 3.20 Heartbeat 4.20 Money. 5.00 NCIS The Face. 5.00 NCIS Judgement Makeover: Home Edition The Mysteries Staircase To Of The Summer Wine 4.40 Upstairs, Downstairs 5.35 Searchers. 6.00 NCIS Semper Day – Part One. 6.00 NCIS Llanes Family – Part One. 5.00 Heaven. 4.00 New Tricks Last Of The Summer Wine Upstairs, Downstairs 6.45 Fortis. 7.00 NCIS Grounded. Judgement Day – Part Two. Tipping Point 6.00 Tipping Breadcrumbs. 5.00 New 5.20 Last Of The Summer Agatha Christie’s Poirot 7.55 8.00 NCIS House Rules. 9.00 7.00 NCIS Truth Or Point 7.00 My Dream Home Tricks The Truth Is Out There. Wine 6.00 As Time Goes Agatha Christie’s Poirot The NCIS Dark Secrets. 10.00 Consequences. 8.00 NCIS 8.00 Inside The Ambulance 6.00 Father Brown The By 6.40 Dad’s Army 8.00 Million Dollar Bond Robbery. Bull Survival Instincts. 11.00 Love And War. 9.00 Law & 9.00 Embarrassing Bodies Resurrectionists. 7.00 Death DON’T MISS! dinnerladies 9.00 Safe House 10.00 Family Guy Blue Harvest. Order: Special Victims Unit Sundown Festival. 10.00 One In Paradise 8.00 Frankie Diaries 9.00 dinnerladies Safe House 11.00 The 12.00 AM American Dad! Snatched. 10.00 Law & Born Every Minute 11.00 Drake Mysteries Ties That 10.20 Live At The Apollo Frankenstein Chronicles All The People v Martin Sugar. Order: Special Victims Unit Meth And Madness In Bind. 9.00 Criminal Minds: 11.20 Absolutely Fabulous The Lost Children. 12.05 AM 12.30 American Dad! 1.00 Transitions. 11.00 Law & Mexico: Stacey Dooley Beyond Borders Citizens Of 12.00 AM The League Of The Frankenstein Chronicles Family Guy 1.30 Family Order: Special Victims Unit Investigates 12.00 AM The World. 10.00 Taggart Bad Gentlemen 12.40 Vic Reeves 1.05 The Loch 2.00 Prime Guy It Takes 2.00 American Lead. 12.00 AM Law & Order: Miranda The New Me. Blood. 11.00 Murdoch Big Night Out 1.15 Live At Suspect 1973 2.50 Robin Dad! 2.30 American Dad! Special Victims Unit 1.00 12.40 David Beckham Into Mysteries Staircase To Heaven. The Apollo 2.10 Absolutely Of Sherwood 3.50 Always 3.00 Family Guy 3.30 Family Law & Order: Special Victims The Unknown 1.35 Doctor 12.00 AM Castle 1.00 Castle Fabulous 2.40 Harry Hill’s TV And Everyone 4.45 Peak Guy 4.00 American Dad! 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DramaDave ITV2E4 More4 FREEVIEW 20 FREEVIEW 12 FREEVIEW 6 FREEVIEW 28 FREEVIEW 14 7.10 AM The Bill 8.00 6.00 AM Home Shopping 6.00 AM The Planet’s 6.00 AM Hollyoaks 7.00 9.30 AM A Place In The London’s Burning 9.00 7.10 Scrapheap Challenge Funniest Animals 6.20 Rules Of Engagement Sun: Home Or Away Casualty 10.00 Bergerac 8.10 American Pickers Totally Bonkers Guinness 8.00 How I Met Your 10.30 A Place In The A True Detective. 11.00 The 9.00 Storage Hunters World Records 7.10 Mother 9.00 New Girl Sun: Home Or Away Bill Cover Stories. 12.00 PM Brawlin’ On The Bayou. 9.30 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 10.00 2 Broke Girls 11.00 11.35 Four In A Bed New Tricks Ducking And Storage Hunters Boston’s 7.55 Emmerdale 8.20 The Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.05 PM Four In A Bed Diving. 1.00 Last Of The Bad Blood. 10.00 American Cube 9.25 The Ellen 12.00 PM The Goldbergs 12.35 Four In A Bed 1.05 Summer Wine Little Orphan Pickers Step Right Up. DeGeneres Show 10.25 1.00 The Big Bang Four In A Bed 1.40 Four Howard. 1.40 Bread 2.20 11.00 American Pickers FILM The Flintstones In Theory 2.00 How I Met In A Bed 2.10 Come Dine Birds Of A Feather Mice. The Royal Risk. 12.00 PM Viva Rock Vegas Includes Your Mother 2.30 How I With Me 2.40 Come Dine 3.00 London’s Burning American Pickers Cheap Donnie Wahlberg stars FYI Daily. (Cert PG, 87 mins. Met Your Mother 3.00 With Me 3.15 Come Dine 4.00 New Tricks Ducking Pick. 1.00 Top Gear 2000) +++12.15 PM New Girl 3.30 New Girl With Me 3.45 Come Dine And Diving. 5.00 Bergerac 2.00 Top Gear 3.00 in Blue Bloods 8pm Emmerdale 12.45 You’ve 4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine With Me 4.20 Come Dine A True Detective. 6.00 Impossible Engineering Sky Atlantic Been Framed! 1.45 The 4.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine With Me 4.50 A Place In Steptoe And Son My Old AT&T Stadium. 4.00 Ellen DeGeneres Show 5.00 The Goldbergs 5.30 The Sun: Home Or Away Man’s A Tory. 6.40 Last World’s Most Dangerous 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle The Goldbergs 6.00 The 5.55 Kirstie And Phil’s Of The Summer Wine Roads Georgia. 5.00 Top BBC4 Show 4.50 Judge Rinder Big Bang Theory 6.30 Love It Or List It 6.55 The Little Orphan Howard. Gear 6.00 Top Gear FREEVIEW 9 5.50 Take Me Out The Big Bang Theory Secret Life Of The Zoo

7.20 Last Of The 7.00 Cop Car Workshop 7.00 PM Beyond 100 7.00 You’ve Been 7.00 Hollyoaks Ryan 7.55 Grand Designs Summer Wine The Thing Dave has a BMW X5 Days/Weather Framed! Gold panics about the decision Pat Becker has decided In Wesley’s Shed: Wesley armed response vehicle 7.30 Danny Baker 7.30 You’ve Been regarding Tegan. her Georgian family 7 pm unveils his latest creation. build to oversee. Rocks The Nineties (A Framed! Gold A dog has 7.30 Extreme Cake house in Devon is too Bit) Last in the series. an encounter with a shark. Makers A dinosaur cake. big for her, and plans to build a seashell-shaped 8.00 Dalziel & Pascoe 8.00 Sin City Motors 8.00 Metalworks! – The 8.00 Two And A Half 8.00 The Goldbergs home at the bottom of Child’s Play: The Timber Busting Diamond: Knight’s Tale The image Men Nine Magic Fingers. Hail Barry. the garden. detectives investigate The owner of a trucking of the perfect knight. 8.30 Two And A Half 8.30 The Big Bang 8 pm when a mysterious company comes to Steve Men A Giant Cat Holding Theory The Neonatal stranger appears at the looking for a vintage ride. A Churro. Nomenclature. funeral of a wealthy woman claiming to be 9.00 Live At The Apollo 9.00 Make! Craft 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA 9.00 Don’t Tell The 9.00 Vet On The Hill her son, and is later Ed Byrne hosts the stand- Britain The novice Both teams are tasked Bride Zoe-Jade And The team search to find found murdered. Drama, up show, welcoming crafters discover the to replicate six Hell’s Matthew: A groom the owner of a lost kitten. 9 pm starring Warren Clarke guests Adam Hills and ancient art of silver Kitchen entrees. organises a Roman and Colin Buchanan. Gina Yashere to the stage. jewellery-making. Empire-themed wedding.

10.00 New Tricks Dead 10.00 Room 101 10.00 Carved With 10.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 Five Star Hotel 10.00 24 Hours In A&E Man Talking: The team Frank Skinner invites Love: The Genius Of USA The chefs compete A classy barbecue leads A 72-year-old’s family reinvestigates the death three celebrities to British Woodwork The in a game meat challenge. to a staff revolt, and a new face a big decision when 10 pm of a wealthy financier. discuss their pet hates. Glorious Grinling Gibbons. 10.55 Family Guy manager is appointed. she is found to have a 10.40 Room 101 No Meals On Wheels. blood clot on her brain.

11.20 Birds Of A 11.20 Would I Lie To 11.00 Elegance And 11.25 Family Guy Chick 11.05 The Big Bang 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats Feather Mice: Tracey’s You? At Christmas Decadence: The Age Of Cancer: Stewie falls in love Theory The Convergence Does Countdown With house becomes infested With Miranda Hart, The Regency The Many with an old friend. Convergence. Sean Lock, Liza Tarbuck, 11 pm with mice, forcing her to Stephen Mangan, Barry And The Few – A Divided 11.55 Family Guy 11.35 The Big Bang Sarah Millican and shelve plans for a party. Cryer and Miles Jupp. Decade: Last in the series. Barely Legal. Theory Romesh Ranganathan.

12.00 AM The Bill 1.00 12.00 AM QI XL 1.00 QI 1.40 12.00 AM Treasures Of 12.25 AM American Dad! 12.05 AM First Dates 1.10 12.10 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen London’s Burning 2.00 Would I Lie To You? 2.20 Ancient Egypt 1.00 Top Of 12.50 American Dad! 1.20 Five Star Hotel 2.15 Tattoo Nightmares USA 1.10 Vet On Crocodile Shoes 3.10 Crusoe Mock The Week 3.00 Suits The Pops 1983: Big Hits 2.00 Two And A Half Men 1.45 Fixers 3.10 Don’t Tell The The Hill 2.15 24 Hours In A&E 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping Metalworks! – The Knight’s Two And A Half Men 2.15 Bride 4.00 The Goldbergs 3.15-3.55 8 Out Of 10 Cats Tale 3.00-4.00 The Witness Teleshopping 5.45-6.00 4.25 Rules Of Engagement For The Prosecution Nightscreen 4.45-6.00 Rules Of Engagement

CBS Drama 5USA 5STAR ITV3 ITV4 ITVBe FREEVIEW 74 FREEVIEW 21 FREEVIEW 30 FREEVIEW 10 FREEVIEW 24 FREEVIEW 26 9.00 AM Bonanza 10.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 6.00 AM Classic Coronation 6.00 AM The Chase 6.45 6.00 AM Teleshopping Dynasty 11.00 Touched By Access 9.10 Catch A Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Street 6.50 Heartbeat 7.55 Pawn Stars 7.10 Pawn Stars 9.00 Cake Hunters 9.25 The An Angel The Road Home – Contractor 9.35 Chicago PD 8.25 Dance Moms 9.10 Last The Royal Busman’s Holiday. 7.30 Ironside 8.30 Quincy Only Way Is Essex 10.10 Part One. 12.00 PM Judge 10.20 Law & Order 11.20 Man Standing 10.05 The 8.55 Judge Judy 10.15 ME 9.30 Minder 10.35 The Dinner Date 11.15 Dress To Judy 12.30 Judge Judy 1.00 NCIS: New Orleans 12.15 PM Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air 11.05 Inspector Morse Who Killed Saint 11.40 The Avengers Impress 12.15 PM The Real Gunsmoke Alias Festus NCIS: New Orleans 1.10 On Benefits 12.05 PM Police Harry Field? 12.35 PM The 12.45 PM Ironside 1.50 Housewives Of Melbourne Haggen. 2.00 Medium How NCIS 2.10 Chicago PD 3.10 Interceptors 1.05 Can’t Pay? Royal In The Air. 1.40 Quincy ME 2.55 Minder 4.00 1.15 Vanderpump Rules 2.10 To Kill A Good Guy. 3.00 ER Law & Order 4.05 Law & We’ll Take It Away 3.00 Heartbeat Absent Friends. The Saint 5.05 The Avengers Million Dollar Listing: LA 3.05 Days Like This. 4.00 Judge Order Married With Children. Neighbours 3.30 Home And 2.40 Classic Coronation 6.05 Storage Wars 6.35 The Real Housewives Of New Judy 4.30 Judge Judy 5.00 5.05 CSI: Miami Dangerous Away 4.00 Will & Grace 5.00 Street 3.45 On The Buses Storage Wars 7.05 Pawn York City London Calling. 4.00 Judge Judy 5.30 Judge Judy Son. 6.00 CSI: Miami Cyber- The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air The New Nurse. 4.20 On The Stars 7.30 Pawn Stars 8.00 The Real Housewives Of New 6.00 Dynasty Mother And lebrity. 7.00 NCIS Engaged – 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home Buses Lost Property. 4.50 Goodwood Members Meeting Jersey Pack Your Bags And Son. 7.00 Touched By An Part One. 8.00 NCIS Engaged And Away 7.00 Last Man You’re Only Young Twice A look at the recent event in Get Out!. 5.00 The Real Angel The Road Home – Part – Part Two. 9.00 Taken Solo. Standing 8.00 100 Per Cent Thanks For The Memory. 5.25 Sussex. 9.00 Football’s Housewives Of New Jersey Two. 8.00 ER Hell And High 10.00 Law & Order: Special Hotter 9.00 DON’T MISS! Rising Damp Fawcett’s Foreign Legion 10.00 FILM Sorry, Not Sorry. 6.00 Dinner Water. 9.00 Medium Talk To Victims Unit Amaro’s One- Riverdale 10.00 FILM Scary Python. 5.55 Heartbeat Crank Action thriller, starring Date Roxanne. 7.00 Dress To The Hand. 10.00 Dynasty The Eighty. 11.00 Law & Order: Movie 2 (Cert 18, 79 mins. Absent Friends. 7.00 Murder, Jason Statham. Includes FYI Impress Courtney Paul. 8.00 Gun. 11.00 Bad Girls Chapel Special Victims Unit Jersey 2001) ++11.45 FILM A She Wrote 8.00 Endeavour Daily. (Cert 18, 84 mins. 2006) Dinner Date Muggy Mike T. Of Love. 12.05 AM Judge Breakdown. 11.55 Chicago Haunted House (Cert 15, 84 Prey. 10.00 Law & Order: UK +++11.50 The Americans 9.00 Sam Faiers: The Mummy Judy 12.30 Judge Judy 1.00 Justice AQD. 12.55 AM CSI: mins. 2013) ++1.30 AM Customs. 11.00 Law & Order: The Soviet Division. 12.55 AM Diaries 10.00 The Only Way ER 2.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine NY Hostage. 1.55 CSI: NY Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away UK Bad Romance. 12.05 AM Minder 2.00 Deals, Wheels Is Barcelona 11.00 Release Woman 3.00 Touched By An 2.50 CSI: Crime Scene 2.30 FILM Penelope (Cert U, Unforgotten 1.05 Unforgotten And Steals 2.30 Deals, The Hounds 12.05 AM Mob Angel 4.00 The Wild Wild Investigation 3.50 Access 87 mins. 2006) +++4.00- 2.00 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00 Wheels And Steals 3.00- Wives Winging It. 12.55-6.00 West 5.00-9.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Teleshopping Teleshopping 6.00 Teleshopping Teleshopping lnsideSoap 83 INSIDE TV THURSDAY 29 March BBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Holding Back 6.00 AM The Repair Shop (R/S) 6.25 6.00 AM Good Morning Britain (S) 6.00 AM Countdown (R/S) 6.45 3rd Rock 6 The Years Bill Turnbull. (R/S) 10.00 Money For Nothing (R/S) 7.15 Coast 8.30 Lorraine (S) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle From The Sun Scaredy Dick. (R/S) 7.10 am Homes Under The Hammer Properties in Brittany. (R/S) 8.00 Sign Zone: DIY SOS: Show (S) 10.30 This Morning Celebrity 3rd Rock From The Sun Moby Dick. (R/S) London, Kent and Salford. (R/S) 11.00 The The Big Build Barnet. (R/S) 9.00 Victoria chat and lifestyle features. (S) 12.30 PM 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond Sheriffs Are Coming (R/S) 11.45 Claimed Derbyshire News and current affairs. (S) Loose Women The ladies put the world Counselling. (R/S) 8.00 Everybody Loves And Shamed A caravan owner concocts an 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S) 12.00 PM to rights once more and chat to with Raymond Homework. (R/S) 8.30 Frasier elaborate story about a non-existent theft. Daily Politics The latest politics news and Christine McGuinness, wife of Take Me Out Moon Dance. (R/S) 9.00 Frasier The Show (S) 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt Wetherby 23: debate. (S) 1.00 FILM Black Narcissus presenter Paddy. (S) 1.30 Lunchtime Where Diane Comes Back. (R/S) 9.35 Two teams test their antiques knowledge. Drama, starring Deborah Kerr, David Farrar News/Weather (S) 1.55 Regional Frasier A Word To The Wise Guy. (R/S) (R/S) 1.00 BBC News At One; Weather and Kathleen Byron. (Cert U, 96 mins. News/Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder 10.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares (S) 1.30 Regional News (S) 1.45 Doctors 1947) (S) ★★★★★ 2.40 Monty Halls’ Cameras follow criminal barrister Robert USA Bella Luna. (R/S) 11.00 Undercover Fee-Fi-Wifi: Daniel is determined to get to Great Irish Escape Monty Halls tries to Rinder as he takes on real-life cases in a Boss USA (R/S) 12.00 PM Channel 4 the truth about Lou. (S) 2.15 Moving On retrieve a vital piece of equipment from the studio courtroom. (S) 3.00 Dickinson’s News/Weather Summary (S) 12.05 Come An 18-year-old faces deportation back to seabed. (R/S) 3.40 Blitz Cities John Real Deal The team of experts tries to Dine With Me From Oxford. (R/S) 1.05 Afghanistan. (R/S) 3.00 Escape To The Humphrys explores the effect the Blitz broker deals in Widnes, Cheshire. (R/S) 3.59 Posh Pawnbrokers An unusual mechanical Country A couple search for a large Devon had on Cardiff and Swansea. (R/S) 4.10 ITV London Weather (S) 4.00 Tipping calculator turns up in Kent. (R/S) 2.10 home for £1.25million. (S) 3.45 Money Britain’s Ultimate Pilots: Inside The RAF Point Ben Shephard hosts the arcade- Countdown (S) 3.00 A Place In The Sun: For Nothing Restoring coat hooks, a table The pilots receive some shocking news. themed quiz show in which contestants Summer Sun (R/S) 4.00 A New Life In and an art deco chair. (S) 4.30 Flog It! (R/S) 5.10 Put Your Money Where Your drop tokens down a choice of four chutes The Sun (S) 5.00 Four In A Bed (R/S) 5.30 Compilation 36. (R/S) 5.15 Pointless Quiz Mouth Is Jonty Hearnden v Danny in the hope of winning a £10,000 jackpot. Star Boot Sale DJ Sarah-Jane Crawford show, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (R/S) Sebastian – UK Antiques Fair. (R/S) (S) 5.00 The Chase Quiz show. (S) tries to sell signed Ed Sheeran artwork. (S)

7pm The One Show 8pm Big Cats About The House 4pm Tipping Point 8pm Location, Location, Location

6.00 BBC News At Six; Weather 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show, 6.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 6.00 The Simpsons Marge’s 6 (S) hosted by Jeremy Vine. (S) 6.30 Evening News/Weather (S) Son Poisoning. (R/S) pm 6.30 Regional News (S) 6.30 The Repair Shop The team 6.30 Hollyoaks tackles a faded pub sign from a Ryan panics about the much-loved local. (S) decision regarding Tegan. (S)

7.00 The One Show Hosted by 7.00 Mountain: Life At The 7.00 Emmerdale 7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather 7 Alex Jones and Amol Rajan. (S) Extreme The final episode focuses Pete starts a frantic (S) pm 7.30 EastEnders on life on the longest mountain range search for Ross and Vanessa Stacey tries to calm the in the world, the Andes, home to faces a day of judgement. (S) locals, who are still angry about what astonishing hidden worlds, and 7.30 Can Brexit Fix Britain? has happened. Keanu considers extraordinary animals and people. Tonight Robert Peston asks people moving into Jay’s spare room to give Last in the series. (R/S) whether they will be better off in a him more privacy with Ingrid. (S) post-Brexit Britain. (S)

8.00 MasterChef Six more 8.00 Big Cats About The House 8.00 Emmerdale Ross 8.00 Location, Location, 8 hopefuls try their hand at Giles Clark is overwhelmed by the fights for his life, Joe Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil pm professional service, preparing lunch enormity of the task he has taken delivers troubling news, and Brenda Spencer travel to Wales, where one at Sartoria in London’s Mayfair, on, and while Maya the jaguar is encouraged by a declaration. (S) couple are searching for a home in before making a dish to be evaluated begins to explore the house 8.30 Coronation Street Barry and the other want a country by chef Nathan Outlaw. (S) her health is still in question. (S) Gary and Seb’s hunt for house in the Wye Valley. (S) Phelan’s gun is halted when the police arrest them. (S)

9.00 Not Going Out Pets: Lee 9.00 Civilisations The Triumph 9.00 The Real Full Monty: Ladies’ 9.00 Indian Summer 9 and Lucy get a family pet. (S) Of Art: Simon Schama examines Night Coleen Nolan and Ashley School New series. Five pm 9.30 Still Game South how the role of artists from the Banjo lead a group of female British boys who have Africa: Jack and Victor different traditions of east and celebrities as they perform a one-off failed their core GCSEs persuade a reluctant west developed in the years striptease show to raise awareness take part in a study programme at Navid to let them stay following the Renaissances. (S) of breast cancer. (S) the world-famous Doon School in in his caravan. (S) India. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.00 MOTD: The Premier 10.30 ITV News At Ten/Weather 10.00 20 Kids And Counting 10 10.30 Regional News (S) League Show Gabby Logan (S) Documentary following Britain’s pm 10.45 Unsolved Part one of two. presents the magazine programme biggest family, the Radfords, as Sue Investigating the case of a heroin featuring news and action from and Noel prepare for the arrival of addict convicted of murder. (S) the Premier League. (S) baby number 20. (R/S) 10.30 Newsnight (S)

11.45 This Week Andrew Neil introduces 11.15 Top Gear Matt LeBlanc test drives 11.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 11.15 11.05 Gogglebox (R/S) 12.05 AM One 11 a round-table chat, in which he, Michael the Ferrari 812 Superfast, while Rory Reid FILM Kingpin Comedy, with Woody Born Every Minute (R/S) 1.00 The pm Portillo and other guests take a look travels to the US in search of a muscle car Harrelson and Randy Quaid. (Cert 12, 109 Supervet (R/S) 1.55 Are You Autistic? back at the past seven days’ political that is illegal in Europe. With guest Vicky mins. 1996) (S) ★★ 1.15 AM Jackpot247 (R/S) 2.50 Who Speaks For British and parliamentary developments. (S) McClure (Line Of Duty). (R/S) 12.15 AM 3.00 Can Brexit Fix Britain? Tonight Muslims?: Channel 4 Dispatches (R/S) 12.35-6.00 AM BBC News (S) Sign Zone: MasterChef (R/S) 12.45 Sign (R) 3.25 Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 The 3.20 Thrifty Ways To – Summer Holiday Zone: Saving The British Bulldog (R/S) Jeremy Kyle Show (R/S) (R/S) 3.45 George Clarke’s Amazing 1.45 Sign Zone: Back In Time For Tea Spaces (R/S) 4.40 Coast Vs Country (R/S) (R/S) 2.45-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S) 5.35-6.00 Streetmate (R/S) 84 lnsideSoap THURSDAY

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Best Of The Patient Files 3: A patient offers an insight into his ongoing battle with alcoholism. (R/S) 1.10 Access (S) 1.15 Home And Away Brody and Mason initiate a search when Alf and Roo’s absence is finally noticed. (S) 1.45 Neighbours Clive offers Karl a job. (S) 2.15 NCIS: Catching A Serial Killer Dead Reckoning: Gibbs is forced to work with Trent Kort. (R/S) 3.15 FILM Buried Secrets A former cop begins a career as a novelist, but ends up in trouble when her first book’s plot mirrors a real murder case. Thriller, starring Sarah Carter and Dan Payne. (Cert 12, 90 mins. 2014) (S) ★★★ 5.00 5 News At 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

INDIAN SUMMER SCHOOL | Channel 4 9PM Lessons to be learned TheTh DDoon SSchool h in Dehradun, environment, head teacher who are ready to embrace the 10pm Do The Right Thing With… India, is one of the best Matthew Raggett has admitted experience, but it’s still a bit schools in the world and has five underachieving British of a culture shock for them 6.00 Home And Away Tori continues to help an exam pass rate of 100 per boys. They’ll spend six months upon arrival – particularly for Robbo, who is slowly emerging from cent. In the wake of studies at Doon to see if the school Ethan, who has been out of his state of mental paralysis. (R/S) indicating that white working can turn their prospects around. mainstream education for two 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) class boys achieve more in an Surprisingly, most of the years and struggles with the ethnically mixed educational boys are willing volunteers strict uniform standards. 7.00 The Yorkshire Vet Casebook Patents include Dave the baby emu, Dougie the pugnacious parrot and Bobby the police sniffer dog. Plus, highlights of a hectic lambing season. (S) The great escape STILL GAME | BBC1 9.30PM

8.00 Goodbye Bargain-Loving Why has Navid been shutting Brits In The Sun Drag act Wayne the shop early on Fridays? and his husband Des host a charity Jack and Victor are eager to fun day, and Jonny Hellraiser find out, and they eventually introduces a massive breakfast to his diner in a bid to attract custom. discover that Navid and Last in the series. (S) Meena have a caravan they like to get away to for some much needed quiet time. 9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Of course, this prompts the Away Gary and Cona are in west duo to harangue Navid into London to recover almost £1,800 in unpaid parking fines, while Matt letting them stay there so they and Garry are in Birmingham, trying can have a holiday – and to get back more than £6,500 for eventually he agrees that nursery childcare. (S) they can have the keys for one night only. Jack and 10.00 Do The Right Thing With Victor are thrilled at the Eamonn & Ruth A report on the prospect of a night away from rise in deaths and injuries due to carbon monoxide poisoning and Craiglang, but they haven’t how these can be prevented. counted on a third wheel Last in the series. (S) turning up to put a dampener on their relaxing getaway. 11.05 Undercover Benefits Cheat Investigative reporter Paul Connolly goes undercover to expose and confront people BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.40pm The View 11.15 Unsolved 12.15am This Week 1.00-6.00 BBC News BBC1 SCOTLAND as Main who falsely claim benefits. (R/S) 12.00 AM BBC1 except: 7.00-7.30pm 50 Years Of Reporting Scotland BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 except: 9.30-10.00pm Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed BBC2 N IRELAND as Main BBC2 except: 10.00-10.30pm The Arts Show 11.15 MOTD: The Premier League Show 11.45-12.15 Mock The Week Doors (R/S) 4.00 Britain’s Greatest BBC2 SCOTLAND as Main BBC2 except: 12.00-1.00pm First Minister’s Questions 7.00 Mind The Gap: Are Scotland’s Trains Fit For The 21st Century? Bridges (R/S) 4.45 House Doctor (R/S) 7.30-8.00 Timeline BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 except: 10.00-10.30pm Still Game 11.15 MOTD: The Premier League Show 11.45-12.45 Top Gear 5.10 Great Artists Titian. (R/S) WALES as Main ITV except: 6.00-6.30pm ITV News Wales At Six SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 11.04pm STV Ski Report 11.05 Scotland Tonight 11.40 12.35am 1.35 3.05 3.30 4.35 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS Heathrow: Inside Britain’s Busiest Airport Teleshopping After Midnight Can Brexit Fix Britain? Tonight Nightscreen (R/S) The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 85 INSIDE TV THURSDAY 29 March Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol 6.00 AM The British 7.00 6.00 AM The Dog 6.30 Motorway Patrol Urban Secrets 8.00 Whisperer 7.00 RSPCA 7.00 Highway Patrol 7.30 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Animal Rescue 7.30 Border Patrol 8.00 UK Secrets New Orleans. 9.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue Border Force 9.00 The West Wing The Ticket. 8.00 Motorway Patrol Criminal Minds 10.00 10.00 The West Wing The 8.30 Motorway Patrol Cold Case 11.00 The Mommy Problem. 11.00 9.00 Road Wars 10.00 Biggest Loser: Australia House Simple Explanation. Warehouse 13 11.00 12.00 PM The Real A&E 12.00 PM House Saviours. David Attenborough’s 1.00 Air Rescue 1.30 Air 1.00 Without A Trace Lone Conquest Of The Skies Rescue 2.00 Stop, Star. 2.00 Blue Bloods 12.00 PM NCIS: Los Search, Seize 3.00 Leap Of Faith. 3.00 The Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Nothing To Declare 3.30 West Wing Message Of The Five-0 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 Nothing To Declare 4.00 Week. 4.00 The West Wing 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Nothing To Declare 4.30 Mr Frost. 5.00 House 4.00 Stargate SG-1 Cure. Nothing To Declare 5.00 House Divided. 6.00 House 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 CSI: Crime Scene Under My Skin. The medic Futurama 6.00 Futurama Investigation 6.00 Air tries to diagnose a ballerina 6.30 The Simpsons Rescue 6.30 Air Rescue whose lungs collapsed. Dude, Where’s My Ranch?

IN THE LONG RUN | Sky One 10PM 7.00 The Real A&E 7.00 CSI: Crime 7.00 The Simpsons Staff examine a man Scene Investigation Old Yeller Belly. 7 with a finger injury. Bully For You: The team 7.30 The Simpsons Idris Elba created and stars Akingbola), who is sent over pm in this new six-part comedy, from Africa by their mother 7.30 The Real A&E investigates the murder of Brake My Wife, Please. inspired by his childhood in the hope that Walter will a school bully. in 1980s London. He plays be a good influence on his 8.00 Elementary Fly Into 8.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 Arrow Collision Walter, whose life is turned wayward brother. But will A Rage, Make A Bad Parenthood: Frank faces a Course: Oliver, Diggle and 8 Landing: Watson and dilemma when a protest Felicity clash with Rene, upside down by the arrival of Valentine lead Walter’s son pm his brother Valentine (Jimmy Kobna astray instead? Holmes search for gets out of hand. Curtis and Dinah. Chantal’s attacker.

BILLIONS 9PM 9.00 Conviction Enemy 9.00 Billions 9.00 SEAL Team | Sky Atlantic Combatant: Hayes’ father, Tie Goes To The Other Lives: The unit is 9 the former president, Runner: New dispatched to Syria to The battle of wills between a pm helps with a case. series. Axe braves a hard collect evidence from federal prosecutor and a rich choice. a bioweapons factory. hedge-fund manager returns for a third season. In the wake 10.00 Scandal 10.10 Our Cartoon 10.00 In The of his recent indictment, Olivia gets an President Wealth Gap. Long Run New 10 unexpected 10.45 The Putin series. Comedy, pm Bobby has a tough decision visit from lawyer Annalise Interviews with Idris Elba. to make, while Chuck’s new Keating. 10.30 In The Long Run boss has instructions for him. 11.00 How to Get 11.55 The Putin 11.00 Jamestown Away with Murder Lahey Interviews Russian Jocelyn makes an enemy 11 V. Commonwealth Of president Vladimir Putin of Yeardley, who hatches SCANDAL 10PM pm | Sky Living Pennsylvania: Legal drama, speaks to Oliver Stone. a plan that could destroy Two worlds collide tonight as starring Viola Davis. her. Last in the series. Scandal teams up with How 12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene 1.05 AM Dexter 2.15 Blue 12.00 AM The Force: North Investigation 1.00 Cold Case Bloods 3.10 Divorce 3.45 East 1.00 Ross Kemp: To Get Away With Murder for 2.00 The Good Doctor 3.00 SMILF 4.20 The West Wing Extreme World 2.00 Brit a one-off crossover – and Liv Nashville 4.00 Nothing To 5.10-6.00 The West Wing Cops: Law & Disorder 3.00 Declare 4.30 Nothing To Most Shocking 4.00 It’s Me gets an unexpected visit from Declare 5.00-6.00 The Or The Dog 4.30 It’s Me Or Annalise Keating. The story Biggest Loser: Australia The Dog 5.00 Futurama continues at 11pm over on How 5.30-6.00 Futurama To Get Away With Murder. W Alibi GOLD ITV Encore FOX Universal 6.15 AM Celebrity 7.00 AM Home Shopping 7.20 AM The Piglet Files 7.50 6.00 AM Upstairs, Downstairs 8.00 AM Monk 9.00 Body 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 MasterChef 7.00 Celebrity 7.10 Sue Thomas: FBEye One Foot In The Grave 8.25 6.55 Upstairs, Downstairs Of Proof 10.00 Body Of Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol MasterChef 8.00 Tipping 8.00 New Tricks 9.00 Waiting For God 9.00 7.50 Robin Of Sherwood Proof 11.00 The Mentalist 9.00 Sea Patrol 10.00 Law & Point 9.00 Tipping Point Murdoch Mysteries Murdoch Goodnight Sweetheart 9.40 8.45 Always And Everyone 12.00 PM The Mentalist 1.00 Order 11.00 Law & Order 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Inside In Toyland. 10.00 Sue Last Of The Summer Wine 9.45 Heartbeat 10.50 Peak Body Of Proof 2.00 Body Of Brazil. 12.00 PM Law & Order The Ambulance 12.00 PM Thomas: FBEye Political 11.40 One Foot In The Grave Practice 11.55 Robin Of Proof 3.00 The Mentalist Red Crashers. 1.00 Law & Order Tipping Point 1.00 Agenda. 11.00 New Tricks 12.20 PM My Hero 1.00 Sherwood 1.00 PM Always All Over. 4.00 The Mentalist 2.00 NCIS 3.00 NCIS Truth Supernanny US 2.00 Who Fresh Starts. 12.00 PM Father dinnerladies Diaries 2.00 As And Everyone 2.10 Peak 18-5-4. 5.00 NCIS Grounded. Or Consequences. 4.00 NCIS Do You Think You Are? USA Brown The Sins Of The Father. Time Goes By 2.40 Dad’s Practice 3.15 Heartbeat 4.15 6.00 NCIS House Rules. 7.00 Reunion. 5.00 NCIS The 3.00 Extreme Makeover: 1.00 Death In Paradise 2.00 Army 3.20 My Hero 4.00 Last Upstairs, Downstairs 5.20 NCIS Check. 8.00 NCIS The Inside Man. 6.00 NCIS Good Home Edition 4.00 Extreme Sue Thomas: FBEye Political Of The Summer Wine 6.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 6.40 Enemy Within. 9.00 Family Cop, Bad Cop. 7.00 NCIS Makeover: Home Edition Agenda. 3.00 Murdoch As Time Goes By 6.40 Dad’s Agatha Christie’s Poirot 7.45 Guy Road To India. 9.30 Code Of Conduct. 8.00 NCIS 5.00 Tipping Point 6.00 Mysteries Murdoch In Toyland. Army 8.00 dinnerladies 8.40 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 10.00 Family Guy Brian’s A Bad South By Southwest. 9.00 Tipping Point 7.00 My Dream 4.00 New Tricks The Queen’s dinnerladies 9.20 Absolutely The Frankenstein Chronicles Father. 10.00 American Dad! Gone Ride. 10.00 The Home 8.00 Inside The Speech. 5.00 New Tricks Fabulous 10.00 FILM The Frankenstein Murders. (You Gotta) Strike For Your Disappearance Redemption. Ambulance 9.00 Meth And Fresh Starts. 6.00 Father Zoolander Comedy, starring 11.00 The Frankenstein Right. 10.30 American Dad! 11.00 Law & Order: Special Madness In Mexico: Stacey Brown The Sins Of The Father. Ben Stiller. (Cert 12, 85 mins. Chronicles Lost And Found. 11.00 Family Guy 11.30 Victims Unit Hell. 12.00 AM Dooley Investigates 10.00 7.00 Death In Paradise 8.00 2001) ++++11.45 The 12.05 AM Jekyll And Hyde Family Guy 12.00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims One Born Every Minute Father Brown 9.00 Death In League Of Gentlemen The Reaper. 1.05 Jekyll And American Dad! 12.30 Unit Baggage. 1.00 Law 11.00 Miranda Before I Die. 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Challenge 8.10 American Totally Bonkers Guinness 8.00 How I Met Your 10.30 A Place In The 10.00 Bergerac 11.00 Pickers 9.00 Storage World Records 7.10 Mother 9.00 New Girl Sun: Home Or Away The Bill Security. 12.00 PM Hunters 9.30 Storage Who’s Doing The Dishes? 10.00 2 Broke Girls 11.00 11.35 Four In A Bed New Tricks Nine Lives. 1.00 Hunters Score Of The 7.55 Emmerdale 8.20 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.05 PM Four In A Bed Last Of The Summer Century. 10.00 American Coronation Street 9.25 12.00 PM The Goldbergs 12.35 Four In A Bed 1.05 Wine How To Remove A Pickers Sicilian Standoff. Ellen DeGeneres 10.15 1.00 The Big Bang Four In A Bed 1.40 Four Cousin. 1.40 Bread 2.20 11.00 American Pickers Totally Bonkers Guinness Theory 2.00 How I Met In A Bed 2.10 Come Dine Birds Of A Feather Brief Cowboys And Cobwebs. 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7.20 Last Of The 7.00 Cop Car Workshop 7.00 PM Beyond 100 7.00 You’ve Been 7.00 Hollyoaks Myra 7.55 Grand Designs Summer Wine How To Dog Unit: The Head of Days/Weather Framed! Gold offers Sienna some advice. A couple plan to build Remove A Cousin: Clegg’s Fleet Services redesigns 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 7.30 You’ve Been 7.30 Extreme Cake a spectacular split-level 7 pm cousin comes to stay. the vehicles that transport 1985 An episode Framed! Gold Clips, Makers Eloise Durrant home cascading down the dog units. of the music show. narrated by Harry Hill. makes a mermaid cake. an almost vertical Belfast hillside, but getting 8.00 A Place To Call 8.00 Dara O Briain’s Go 8.00 Timeshift: 8.00 Two And A Half Men 8.00 The Big Bang supplies to the site Home New Beginning: 8 Bit With John Thomson Hurricanes And The Squat And The Hover. Theory proves a challenge. George is delighted when and Natalie Cassidy. Heatwaves – The Highs 8.30 Two And A Half 8.30 Young Sheldon 8 pm Sarah agrees to marry him. And Lows Of British Men Those Fancy A Patch, A Modem, Weather Japanese Toilets. And A Zantac.

9.00 Miss Marple 9.00 QI XL North Norse: 9.00 The Secret 9.00 Family Guy 9.00 Brooklyn Nine- 9.00 The Good Fight Murder At The Vicarage: With guests Lucy Science Of Pop Boys Do Cry: The Griffins Nine The Venue: The Day 422: Diane fears Feature-length episode. Beaumont, Jason Manford Scientists and researchers move to Texas. Vulture turns up to that she might be the 9 pm An unpopular colonel is and Rhod Gilbert. analyse more than 50 9.30 Family Guy cause more trouble. killer’s next target. found dead in the vicarage years of UK chart music. No Chris Left Behind. 9.30 Derry Girls of St Mary Mead and investigations reveal no 10.00 Not Going Out 10.00 Britpop At The 10.00 Celebrity Juice: 10.00 Five Star Hotel 10.05 999: What’s shortage of suspects. Therapy: Comedy. BBC A look back at Easter Special With An argument breaks out Your Emergency? Joan Hickson stars. 10.40 Not Going Out the musical genre. Phillip Schofield, Courtney during the morning The effects of rising 10 pm Conference: Lee poses Act and Rylan Clark-Neal. meeting, and James’s levels of stress and as Lucy’s husband. 10.50 Family Guy double role is revealed. anxiety in the workplace.

11.20 Birds Of A 11.20 QI XL Illness: With 11.00 Sings The Great 11.20 Family Guy Peter’s 11.05 The Big Bang 11.10 24 Hours In A&E Feather Brief Encounter: Jo Brand, Ben Goldacre American Songbook Two Dads: Peter searches Theory The Military A 74-year-old man is Sharon foils a mugger. and Andy Hamilton. With Shirley Bassey, Bryan for his real father. Miniaturisation. brought in after falling 11 pm Ferry, Jamie Cullum and 11.45 American Dad! 11.35 The Big Bang down the stairs. Florence and the Machine. Deacon Stan, Jesus Man. Theory

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CBS Drama 5USA 5STAR ITV3 ITV4 ITVBe FREEVIEW 74 FREEVIEW 21 FREEVIEW 30 FREEVIEW 10 FREEVIEW 24 FREEVIEW 26 9.00 AM Bonanza Square 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 6.00 AM Classic Coronation 6.00 AM The Chase 6.45 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Deal Sam. 10.00 Dynasty The Access 9.10 Catch A Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Street 6.50 Heartbeat 7.55 Pawn Stars 7.10 Pawn Stars The Only Way Is Essex 9.40 Gun. 11.00 Touched By An Contractor 9.35 Chicago PD 8.25 Dance Moms 9.10 Last The Royal 8.55 Judge Judy 7.30 Ironside 8.30 Quincy The Only Way Is Essex 10.20 Angel The Road Home – Part 10.25 Law & Order 11.20 Man Standing 10.05 The 10.15 Inspector Morse ME 9.35 Minder 10.40 The Dinner Date 11.25 Dress To Two. 12.00 PM Judge Judy NCIS: New Orleans 12.15 PM Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air 11.05 12.35 PM The Royal Best Of Saint 11.45 The Avengers Impress 12.25 PM The Real 12.30 Judge Judy 1.00 NCIS: New Orleans 1.10 On Benefits: Breadline Brits Intentions. 1.35 Heartbeat 12.50 PM Ironside 1.50 Housewives Of Melbourne Gunsmoke The Wedding. NCIS 2.10 Chicago PD 12.05 PM Police Interceptors Music Of The Spheres. 2.40 Quincy ME 2.55 Minder 4.00 1.20 Vanderpump Rules 2.10 2.00 Medium Talk To The 300,000 Likes. 3.05 Law & 1.05 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Classic Coronation Street The Saint 5.05 The Avengers Million Dollar Listing: LA 3.10 Hand. 3.00 ER Hell And High Order City Hall. 4.05 Law & Away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 3.45 On The Buses Stan’s 6.10 Storage Wars 6.40 The Real Housewives Of New Water. 4.00 Judge Judy 4.30 Order Veterans Day. 5.05 CSI: Home And Away 4.00 Will & Uniform. 4.15 On The Buses Storage Wars 7.05 Pawn York City 4.05 The Real Judge Judy 5.00 Judge Judy Miami Deep Freeze. 6.00 CSI: Grace 5.00 The Fresh Prince The Strain. 4.50 You’re Only Stars Cash Is King. 7.30 Housewives Of New Jersey 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 Miami Sunblock. 7.00 NCIS Of Bel-Air 6.00 Neighbours Young Twice The Home Pawn Stars Pawnocchio. 8.00 5.00 The Real Housewives Of Dynasty The Gun. 7.00 Sins Of The Father. 8.00 NCIS 6.30 Home And Away 7.00 Perm. 5.25 Rising Damp The Big Fish Off 9.00 When New Jersey Judgement Day. Touched By An Angel Great Newborn King. 9.00 Chicago Last Man Standing 8.00 The Cocktail Hour. 5.55 English Football Ruled Europe 6.00 Dinner Date Adam. 7.00 Expectations. 8.00 ER 9.00 Justice Fool Me Twice. 10.00 Street Crime UK: Caught On Heartbeat Music Of The 10.00 FILM Diamonds Are Dress To Impress Ciara Foster. Medium 10.00 Dynasty Law & Order: Special Victims Camera 9.00 My Multiple Spheres. 7.00 Murder, She Forever James Bond spy 8.00 Dinner Date Abby. 9.00 11.00 Bad Girls Battle Lines. Unit Betrayal’s Climax. 11.00 Personalities And Me 10.00 Wrote 8.00 Vera The Crow adventure, starring Sean The Real Housewives Of 12.05 AM Judge Judy 12.30 Law & Order: Special Victims FILM V For Vendetta Includes Trap. 10.00 Unforgotten Connery. Includes FYI Daily. Cheshire Surprise, Surprise. Judge Judy 1.00 ER The Unit Wednesday’s Child. Access. (Cert 15, 131 mins. 11.00 Unforgotten 12.05 AM (Cert PG, 114 mins. 1971) ++ 10.00 Marriage Boot Camp: Secret Sharer. 2.00 Dr Quinn, 11.55 Training Day Faultlines. 2005) +++12.40 AM DCI Banks Dry Bones That 12.40 AM FILM Fire Down Reality Stars Can I Get A Medicine Woman Malpractice. 12.55 AM CSI: NY 1.50 CSI: Riverdale 1.35 Wentworth Dream – Part One. 1.05 DCI Below Includes FYI Daily. Witness? 11.00 Bridezillas 3.00 Touched By An Angel NY 2.50 CSI: Crime Scene Prison 3.30 Last Man Banks Dry Bones That Dream (Cert 18, 100 mins. 1997) Michelle/Tasha. 12.00 AM 4.00 The Wild Wild West Investigation 3.50 Access Standing 3.55 Access – Part Two. 2.00 Nightscreen +++2.35 Fishing Allstars Mob Wives Crazy Love. 5.00-9.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping 2.30-6.00 Teleshopping 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping 12.55-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 87 INSIDE TV GOOD FRIDAY BBC1 BBC2 ITV Channel 4

6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Painting The 6.00 AM Money For Nothing (R/S) 6.45 6.00 AM CITV 9.25 FILM K-9 Police 6.00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond 6 Holy Land Part one of two. Lachlan Goudie Escape To The Country Devon. (R/S) 7.30 comedy, starring James Belushi. (Cert 12, 97 (R/S) 6.30 Everybody Loves Raymond am follows Jesus’s route to the Crucifixion. (S) Nature’s Weirdest Events (R/S) 8.30 mins. 1989) (S) ★★ 11.15 FILM King (R/S) 6.55 Frasier (R/S) 7.20 Frasier High 10.15 Homes Under The Hammer FILM Tinker Bell And The Secret Of The Ralph Comedy, starring John Goodman. Crane Drifter. (R/S) 7.50 FILM Animals Featuring properties in Derby, London and Wings Disney animated adventure, with the (Cert PG, 92 mins. 1991) (S) ★★ 1.15 PM United Animated comedy with the voices Somerset. (R/S) 11.00 The Sheriffs Are voice of Mae Whitman. (Cert U, 75 mins. Countrywise (R/S) 1.40 Lunchtime of James Corden and Stephen Fry. (Cert U, Coming (R/S) 11.45 Claimed And 2012) (S) ★★★ 9.40 FILM Muppets Most News/Weather (S) 1.50 Regional 92 mins. 2010) (S) ★★ 9.40 The Big Bang Shamed (S) 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt Wanted Comedy, starring Ricky Gervais News/Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Theory The Work Song Nanocluster. From Ballinderry in Northern Ireland. (S) and Tina Fey. (Cert U, 103 mins. 2014) (S) Cameras follow criminal barrister Robert (R/S) 10.05 The Big Bang Theory The 1.00 BBC News At One; Weather (S) ★★★ 11.15 Six Puppies And Us (R/S) Rinder as he takes on real-life cases in a Dead Hooker Juxtaposition. (R/S) 10.35 1.15 Regional News (S) 1.25 FILM 102 12.15 PM Growing Up Wild: Natural studio courtroom. (S) 3.00 Dickinson’s The Simpsons Eight Misbehavin’. (R/S) Dalmatians Disney family adventure sequel, World The problems faced by young Real Deal David Dickinson and the dealers 11.05 The Simpsons Take My Wife, starring Glenn Close. (Cert U, 96 mins. animals as they develop into adults. (R/S) head to the Potteries, where apart from Sleaze. (R/S) 11.35 The Simpsons 2000) (S) ★★★ 3.00 Escape To The 1.15 Coast Sweden And The Baltic. (R/S) some Doulton, Wedgwood and Moorcroft, Little Big Mom. (R/S) 12.05 PM FILM Country A couple look for a new home 1.50 Canterbury Cathedral Not Set In an Action Man and a South Sea island Romancing The Stone Comedy adventure, in West Sussex. (R/S) 4.00 Money For Stone. (R/S) 2.50 Epics: Talking Pictures carving spark interest. (R/S) 4.00 Tipping starring Michael Douglas and Kathleen Nothing Craftsman Norman Wilkinson tries (S) 3.35 FILM The Robe Historical drama, Point Ben Shephard hosts the arcade- Turner. (Cert 12, 101 mins. 1984) (S) to stamp his style on a collection of metal with Richard Burton. (Cert U, 133 mins. themed quiz show in which contestants ★★★★★ 2.10 Countdown (S) 3.00 A plates. (S) 4.45 Flog It! Making a profit at 1953) (S) ★★ 5.45 Put Your Money drop tokens down a choice of four chutes Place In The Sun: Winter Sun (R/S) 4.00 auction. (R/S) 5.45 Pointless Quiz show, Where Your Mouth Is Jonty Hearnden in the hope of winning a £10,000 jackpot. A New Life In The Sun (S) 5.00 Four In hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (R/S) v Danny Sebastian – Showdown. (S) (S) 5.00 The Chase Quiz show. (S) A Bed (R/S) 5.30 Star Boot Sale (S)

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8.00 EastEnders 8.30 Gardeners’ World Bursting 8.00 Love Your Garden The 8.00 Britain’s Favourite Food Part 8 Ted realises how much with ideas, Monty Don begins to team heads to Bolton to surprise two of two. Simon Rimmer recounts pm he takes Joyce for granted, while mark out a brand new area at a 39-year-old RSPCA officer. (S) how the UK became a nation of Hunter tries to manipulate the Longmeadow, while Carol Klein 8.30 Coronation Street convenience-food lovers, looking at situation between Mel and Jack. (S) delves into the botany of the Eileen confronts Pat, Cadbury’s Smash, and how the 8.30 Room 101 Stephen Mangan, hellebore. Includes Weather. (S) calling him a liar and murderer alcoholic beverage industry got Phil Wang and Holly Walsh share and Eva tells Toyah about a women drinking. (S) their gripes. Frank Skinner hosts. (S) scare with the baby. (S)

9.00 MasterChef The nine cooks 9.00 Pilgrimage: The Road To 9.00 Fast & Furious 7 9.00 Gogglebox Capturing the 9 vie for three semi-final places. Santiago As the seven celebrities Premiere. After defeating households’ instant reactions to what pm Presented by John Torode near the end of their 480-mile trek, Owen Shaw and his crew they are watching on TV from the and Gregg Wallace. (S) they consider whether the and securing amnesty for their past comfort of their own sofas. (S) 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Mammy’s experience has led to any lasting crimes, Dom, Brian and the rest of Secret: Agnes worries her family change within themselves. the team return home to live normal is too secretive. (R/S) Last in the series. (S) lives again. However Shaw’s older brother Deckard – a rogue special 10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.00 Episodes forces assassin – vows revenge on 10.00 Lee And Dean 10 10.20 Regional News (S) New series. (S) Dom, who he holds responsible for New series. Sitcom, pm 10.30 Spooks: The Greater 10.30 The leaving Owen in a coma. Action written by and starring Good Premiere. Spy thriller, Assassination Of thriller sequel, starring Vin Diesel, Miles Chapman and starring Kit Harington. (Cert Gianni Versace: American Crime Jason Statham and Paul Walker. Mark O’Sullivan. (S) 15, 104 mins. 2015) (S) ★★★★ Story (R/S) (Cert 12, 137 mins. 2015) (S) ★★★★ 10.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats (R/S)

12.15-6.00 AM BBC News (S) 11.25 FILM The Way Comedy drama, 11.30 ITV News/Weather (S) 11.49 ITV 11.15 Rob Beckett’s Playing For Time 11 starring Martin Sheen, Deborah Kara Unger London Weather (S) 11.50 Bear’s (S) 11.50 Rude Tube Planet Prank. (S) pm and James Nesbitt. (Cert 12, 128 mins. Mission With Anthony Joshua Bear Grylls 12.45 AM FILM The Woman In Black: 2010) (S) ★★★★ 1.25 AM Sign Zone: teaches the boxer some alternative survival Angel Of Death Horror sequel, starring Civilisations Picturing Paradise. (R/S) skills. (R/S) 12.40 AM The Durrells (R/S) Helen McCrory. (Cert 15, 95 mins. 2014) (S) 2.25 Sign Zone: The Assassination 1.30 Jackpot247 3.00 Take On The ★★★ 2.25 Electric Dreams: Safe And Of Gianni Versace: American Crime Twisters (R/S) 3.50-6.00 Nightscreen Sound (R/S) 3.25 Damned (R/S) 3.50 The Story A Random Killing. (R/S) 3.10-6.10 Question Jury (R/S) 4.45 Coast Vs This Is BBC Two (S) Country (R/S) 5.40-6.10 Streetmate (R/S) 88 lnsideSoap FRIDAY

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8pm Britain’s Great Cathedrals… Constructedreality StevenageS buildersb ild Lee and “It’s a bit of a bromance next door, they gradually 6.00 Home And Away Dean (played by the show’s between them,” Mark tells reveal some hidden depths Australian soap. (R/S) 6.25 5 News Tonight (S) creators Miles Chapman and Inside TV. “But as the series that will be explored across 6.35 Kensington Palace: Fit For Mark O’Sullivan) have been goes on, you realise it means the comedy’s five episodes. A Princess Tucked away in inseparable since childhood – more to Dean than either of “I think their journey is quite London’s Kensington Gardens, until now. Lee’s new girlfriend them have realised.” universal,” shares Miles. “I’m Kensington Palace has been a royal Nikki has changed everything, So while the pair initially hoping people will see them residence for 325 years. It is the and Dean’s not handling it well. seem like your average blokes and go ‘I’ve done that’!” royal family’s most exclusive and private royal building, in effect a spectacular royal housing estate that is currently home to a number of royals, including the future head of the monarchy Prince William. (S) Theshowsmustn’tgoon 8.00 Britain’s Great Cathedrals EPISODES | BBC2 10PM With Tony Robinson New series. The actor visits York Minster, which The comedy about the hellish over the past 800 years, has been a trials of trying to make a TV backdrop to some of the most dramatic events in British history. (S) show in the US returns for its fifth and final season. Matt should be in a good place because his new show 9.00 Jane McDonald & Friends The Box is a huge hit – but Veteran vocalist Elkie Brooks and he’s still not happy, because theatre star Lee Mead join the it means that everybody host, her band and dancers for an all-singing-and-dancing now thinks of him as more party to remember. (S) of a game show host, rather than an actor. Meanwhile, Sean and Beverly are 10.00 Will & Grace A baby watching in horror as their shower leads the duo to question passion project The Opposite their life choices. (S) 10.30 Football On 5: The Of Us gets destroyed by Championship Colin Murray a hack showrunner, and – introduces highlights. (S) unsurprisingly for someone who’s always been defined 11.30 Football On 5: Goal Rush Colin by her career – jobless Murray introduces all the goals from the latest games in Leagues One and Two. (S) Carol has got herself into 12.00 AM SuperCasino (S) 3.10 GPs: a very severe funk. Behind Closed Doors Best Of The Patient Files 3. (R/S) 4.00 The X-Files Nothing Lasts Forever. (R/S) 4.45 House Doctor Frome. (R/S) 5.10 Great Artists BBC2 SCOTLAND as Main BBC2 except: 11.25pm The Quay Sessions 11.55 FILM: The Way 2.00-2.25am This Is BBC Two WALES as Main ITV except: 8.00- 8.30pm Velindre: Hospital Of Hope SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 8.00-8.30pm Peter & Roughie’s Friday Football Show 12.40am Teleshopping 1.40 After (R/S) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R/S) Midnight 3.10 Tenable 4.00 Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 89 INSIDE TV GOOD FRIDAY Sky Living Sky Atlantic Sky One 6.00 AM Customs UK 6.00 AM The British Tale 6.00 AM The Dog 9.00 Children’s Hospital Of Two Cities. 7.00 Urban Whisperer 7.00 RSPCA 11.00 The Biggest Loser: Secrets 8.00 Richard E Animal Rescue 7.30 Australia 12.00 PM Grant’s Hotel Secrets RSPCA Animal Rescue Children’s Accident Tokyo. 9.00 The West Wing 8.00 Motorway Patrol & Emergency 12.40 Message Of The Week. 10.00 8.30 Motorway Patrol Children’s Accident The West Wing Mr Frost. 9.00 Road Wars 10.00 & Emergency 1.20 11.00 House House Divided. Warehouse 13 11.00 Children’s Accident 12.00 PM House Under My David Attenborough’s & Emergency 1.55 Skin. 1.00 Without A Trace Conquest Of The Skies Children’s Accident Transitions. 2.00 Blue 12.00 PM NCIS: Los & Emergency 2.35 Bloods Parenthood. 3.00 Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five- Children’s Accident & The West Wing Here Today. 0 2.00 Road Wars 3.00 Emergency 3.10 Children’s 4.00 The West Wing The NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Accident & Emergency Al Smith Dinner. 5.00 House Stargate SG-1 5.00 The 3.50 Children’s Accident & Both Sides Now. 6.00 Simpsons 5.30 Futurama Emergency 4.25 Children’s House Broken – Part One: 6.00 Futurama Holiday Accident & Emergency Part one of two. The doctor Spectacular. 6.30 The 5.00 The Real A&E is treated for drug addiction. Simpsons The Bart Of War.

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Walder Frey plays host to The Week Highlights But will they work out the truth a long-awaited wedding. of the talk show. behind their family secret? 11.00 Criminal Minds 11.20 Game Of Thrones 11.00 The Russell Limelight: The purchaser of Mhysa: Joffrey stands up to Howard Hour Comedian 11 an auction-acquired self- his grandfather, and mercy Sarah Millican joins THE GOOD DOCTOR 9PM pm | Sky Living storage unit is shocked comes from a surprising Russell, who takes a The medical drama comes to to discover its contents. source in Dragonstone. satirical look at the news. the end of its shift tonight, and 12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene 12.45 AM Mosaic 1.45 The 12.00 AM Ross Kemp: Investigation 1.00 Cold Case Sopranos 2.45 Dexter 4.00 Extreme World 1.00 Brit the team face a challenging 2.00 Blindspot 3.00 Criminal The West Wing 5.00-7.00 Cops: Law & Disorder 2.00 case when a college student Minds 4.00 Nothing To The West Wing Most Shocking 3.00 Most Declare 4.30 Nothing To Shocking 4.00 It’s Me Or The is brought in with unexplained Declare 5.00-6.00 The Dog 4.30 It’s Me Or The Dog injuries. 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Order Love Eternal. 12.00 PM Point: Lucky Stars 12.00 PM 1.55 Death In Paradise 2.55 10.30 The Vicar Of Dibley Practice 12.05 PM Robin Of 2.00 NCIS Trapped. 3.00 Law & Order Rubber Room. Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Death In Paradise 3.55 Death 12.25 PM Only Fools And Sherwood 1.10 Always And NCIS Burden Of Proof. 4.00 1.00 Law & Order Red Ball. 1.00 Tipping Point: Lucky In Paradise 4.55 Death In Horses 1.00 FILM Lemony Everyone 2.15 Peak Practice NCIS Voices. 5.00 NCIS 2.00 NCIS 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Stars 2.00 Tipping Point: Paradise Poole investigates Snicket’s A Series Of The Nature Of Things. 3.20 Ready Or Not. 6.00 NCIS NCIS Outlaws And In-Laws. Lucky Stars 3.00 Billionaire the death of a strangled Unfortunate Events Comedy Heartbeat 4.25 The Ruth Double Down. 7.00 NCIS 5.00 NCIS Endgame. 6.00 Boy 4.20 The Boy In The English tourist. 6.00 Death In adventure, starring Jim Rendell Mysteries Bribery And High Tide. 8.00 NCIS Dark NCIS Power Down. 7.00 Dress 5.40 FILM Mr Stink Paradise A meteorologist is Carrey. (Cert PG, 104 mins. Corruption – Part One. 5.35 Secrets. 9.00 NCIS Family NCIS Child’s Play. 8.00 NCIS Family comedy, starring Hugh found dead – just as a storm 2004) +++3.05 Only Fools The Ruth Rendell Mysteries Ties. 10.00 Bull Grey Areas. Hide And Seek. 9.00 Law & Bonneville. (Cert U, 60 mins.) is brewing. 7.00 Death In And Horses 3.45 Only Fools Bribery And Corruption – Part 11.00 Family Guy Lois Kills Order: Special Victims Unit ++++7.00 My Dream Paradise The host of a charity And Horses 5.30 Only Fools Two. 6.45 Agatha Christie’s Stewie. 11.30 Family Guy Dare. 10.00 Law & Order: Home 8.00 Inside The fundraiser is shot dead. 8.05 And Horses 6.55 Only Fools Poirot 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Padre De Familia. 12.00 AM Special Victims Unit Baggage. Ambulance 9.00 999 Rescue Death In Paradise The owner And Horses 8.00 Only Fools Poirot 9.00 Grantchester American Dad! A Pinata 11.00 Law & Order: Special Squad 10.00 Embarrassing of a sugar plantation is And Horses 8.40 Only Fools 10.00 Grantchester 11.00 Named Desire. 12.30 Victims Unit Selfish. Bodies 11.00 Miranda murdered. 9.20 Death In And Horses 10.30 Mrs The Loch 12.05 AM Prime American Dad! 1.00 Family 12.00 AM Law & Order: A New Low. 11.40 Miranda Paradise A nun is found dead Brown’s Boys 11.05 The Suspect 1973 1.05 Jericho Guy Blue Harvest. 2.00 Special Victims Unit Crush. Just Act Normal. 12.20 AM in a smoke-filled bedroom. Office 12.25 AM The Office 2.00 Robin Of Sherwood American Dad! 2.30 American 1.00 Law & Order: Special EastEnders 1.00 Doctor Who 10.25 Death In Paradise 1.05 The Office 1.45 The 2.55 Robin Of Sherwood Dad! 3.00 Family Guy 3.30 Victims Unit Liberties. 2.00 The Poison Sky. 1.55 Doctor 11.55 Rebus Mortal Causes. Office 2.25 The Office 3.00 3.50 Always And Everyone Family Guy 4.00 American Private Eyes Family Jewels. Who The Doctor’s Daughter. 2.00 AM Ahead Of The Class The Office 3.30 The Office 4.45 Peak Practice 5.40- Dad! 4.30 American Dad! 3.00 Numb3rs 4.00 Numb3rs 3.00-6.15 Home Shopping 4.00-7.00 Home Shopping 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping 6.00 ITV Encore Nightscreen 5.00-8.00 Teleshopping 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping 90 lnsideSoap DramaDave ITV2E4 More4 FREEVIEW 20 FREEVIEW 12 FREEVIEW 6 FREEVIEW 28 FREEVIEW 14 7.10 AM Hetty 6.00 AM Home Shopping 7.00 AM Who’s Doing The 6.00 AM Hollyoaks 7.00 8.55 AM Food Unwrapped Wainthropp Investigates 7.10 The Hurting 7.35 Dishes? 7.55 Emmerdale Rules Of Engagement 9.30 A Place In The Sun: 8.30 Hetty Wainthropp The Hurting 8.10 The 8.55 Coronation Street 8.00 How I Met Your Home Or Away 10.30 A Investigates 9.35 Hetty Hurting 8.35 The Hurting 9.25 You’ve Been Mother 9.00 New Girl Place In The Sun: Home Wainthropp Investigates 9.00 Dynamo: Magician Framed! 9.55 Guinness 10.00 2 Broke Girls 11.00 Or Away 11.35 Four In A 10.35 Hetty Wainthropp Impossible New York. 9.55 World Records 10.05 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Bed 12.05 PM Four In A Investigates 11.35 Hetty Red Bull Soapbox Race FILM St Trinian’s 2: The 12.00 PM The Goldbergs Bed 12.35 Four In A Bed Wainthropp Investigates Brussels. 10.55 Deadly 60 Legend Of Fritton’s Gold 1.00 The Big Bang 1.05 Four In A Bed 1.40 12.35 PM Hetty 11.25 Deadly 60 Romania. (Cert PG, 106 mins. 2009) ++ Theory 2.00 The Big Bang Four In A Bed 2.10 Come Wainthropp Investigates 11.55 Steve Backshall’s 12.15 PM Emmerdale Theory: Weird Science Dine With Me 2.40 Come 1.35 Hetty Wainthropp Extreme Mountain Ed Skrein in Game 1.15 Coronation Street 3.00 The Big Bang Dine With Me 3.15 Come Investigates 3.00 Hetty Challenge 1.55 PM Top Of Thrones 9pm 1.45 You’ve Been Theory: Weird Science Dine With Me 3.45 Come Wainthropp Investigates Gear 3.20 Top Gear: Framed! 2.10 Jeremy 4.00 The Big Bang Dine With Me 4.20 Come 4.00 Hetty Wainthropp Africa Special 6.00 Red Sky Atlantic Kyle Show 4.30 FILM Hop Theory: Weird Science Dine With Me 4.50 A Place Investigates 5.00 Hetty Bull Soapbox Race (Cert U, 94 mins. 2011) ++ 5.00 The Big Bang In The Sun: Home Or Away Wainthropp Investigates Holland: Coverage of the 6.20 FILM The Amazing Theory: Weird Science 5.55 Kirstie And Phil’s 6.00 Hetty Wainthropp offbeat event from the town BBC4 Spiderman (Cert 12, 136 6.00 The Big Bang Love It Or List It 6.55 The Investigates A High Profile. of Valkenburg, Holland. FREEVIEW 9 mins. 2012) +++ Theory: Weird Science Secret Life Of The Zoo

7.00 Hetty Wainthropp 7.00 Cop Car Workshop 7.00 PM World News 7.00 Hollyoaks Drama 7.55 Grand Designs Investigates Safe As Inspector Dave Corcoran Today/Weather following the lives of Kevin McCloud meets Houses: Hetty investigates calls on his friend to turn 7.30 Top Of The Pops: young people in Chester. Julie and Mark Veysey, 7 pm a case of arson. Patricia what looks like a tug boat 1985 Featuring Princess, 7.30 Extreme Cake whose vision is a Routledge stars. into a police vessel. Go West and Phil Collins. Makers Miami-style beach house overlooking 8.00 Miss Fisher’s 8.00 Motorway Cops 8.00 The Kate Bush 8.00 Fantastic the south Devon Murder Mysteries Fatal Consequences: Story: Running Up That Four Five coast. The ambitious Deadweight: A gang Investigators deal with a Hill Documentary exploring astronauts develop venture is to be built 8 pm leader is found dead serious pile-up involving the singer’s career. superhuman powers on a budget of £200,000. outside a boxing tent. a 44-tonne lorry. during an energy storm in space, but one puts his 9.00 WPC 56 That 9.00 Good 9.00 Johnny Cash: 9.00 abilities to evil use. Sci-fi 9.00 Rough Justice Old Devil Called Love: Will Hunting The Man, His World, Bridesmaids comic-book adventure, Iris: A body is found in Briggs is shocked to A maths genius His Music Robert A disorganised with Ioan Gruffudd and a forest, with the victim 9 pm discover the extent of is befriended by a Elfstrom’s 1969 woman takes charge of Jessica Alba. (Cert PG, shot directly through Fenton’s deception. psychologist who helps musical documentary. her best friend’s bridal 101 mins. 2005) ++ the heart. In Flemish. him come to terms with party, but the wife of the 10.00 Waking The Dead his unusual talents and 10.00 Arena: groom’s boss causes 10.00 Five Star Hotel: 10.05 24 Hours In A&E Life Sentence: Feature- troubled past. Drama, Bob Dylan problems. Comedy, with The Finale The guests An 86-year-old woman length episode. When the starring Matt Damon and – Trouble Kristen Wiig and Rose check out as the time for is found to have lost 10 pm only living victim of a jailed Robin Williams. (Cert 15, No More Byrne. (Cert 15, 124 mins. the winner to be announced five pints of blood after killer becomes a target 121 mins. 1997) +++++ 2011) ++++ arrives. Last in the series. collapsing at home. of harassment, Boyd is given the chance to 11.35 Would I Lie To 11.00 Sings Dylan 2 11.30 Family Guy 11.05 The Big Bang 11.10 24 Hours In A&E prove his theory that the You? The Unseen Bits Cover versions of Bob It Takes A Village Idiot Theory The Cohabitation A 15-year-old boy is murderer had a partner. Previously unseen Dylan songs from the And I Married One: Experimentation. brought to A&E following 11 pm material from the BBC archives. Lois runs for mayor. 11.35 The Big Bang a daredevil stunt. comedy panel show. Theory

12.25 AM Bergerac 2.35 12.15 AM Mock The Week 12.00 AM Top Of The Pops: 12.00 AM Family Guy 12.30 12.00 AM First Dates 1.05 12.15 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen Garden Hopping 3.10 Crusoe 12.55 QI 1.35 Would I Lie 1985 12.30 Music For American Dad! 12.55 Five Star Hotel: The Finale Nightmares USA 1.15 24 4.00-7.10 Home Shopping To You? At Christmas 2.10 Misfits: The Story Of Indie American Dad! 1.25 The 2.10 Tattoo Fixers 3.05 Hours In A&E 2.15 24 Hours Mock The Week 2.50 Suits 1.30 Music For Misfits: The Keith And Paddy Picture Gogglebox 3.55 First Dates In A&E 3.15-3.55 8 Out Of 10 4.00-6.00 Home Shopping Story Of Indie 2.30 Music For Show 1.50 The Keith And Abroad 4.20 Rules Of Cats Misfits: The Story Of Indie Paddy Picture Show 2.20 Engagement 4.45-6.00 Rules 3.30-4.00 Top Of The Pops: Totally Bonkers Guinness Of Engagement 1985 World Records 2.30-6.00 Teleshopping

CBS Drama 5USA 5STAR ITV3 ITV4 ITVBe FREEVIEW 74 FREEVIEW 21 FREEVIEW 30 FREEVIEW 10 FREEVIEW 24 FREEVIEW 26 9.00 AM Bonanza Between 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 6.00 AM Judge Judy 6.20 6.00 AM The Chase 6.50 6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Heaven And Earth. 10.00 Access 9.10 Catch A Access 8.10 Dance Moms Lewis 8.30 FILM Man About Pawn Stars 7.10 Pawn Stars Cake Hunters 9.25 Cake Dynasty The Fragment. 11.00 Contractor 9.35 Chicago PD 8.55 Last Man Standing 9.55 The House (Cert PG, 85 mins. 7.35 Ironside 8.40 Quincy Wars Dr Seuss. 10.25 Cake Touched By An Angel 10.20 Law & Order 11.20 FILM Batteries Not Included 1974) ++10.15 FILM On ME 9.45 Minder 10.50 The Wars Kung Fu Panda 3. 12.00 PM Judge Judy 12.30 NCIS: New Orleans 12.20 PM (Cert PG, 102 mins. 1987) The Buses (Cert PG, 84 mins. Saint 11.55 FILM Bill & Ted’s 11.20 Cake Wars Minecraft. Judge Judy 1.00 Gunsmoke NCIS: New Orleans 1.15 +++12.00 PM FILM Robin 1971) ++12.00 PM FILM Excellent Adventure Time- 12.20 PM Cake Wars 2.00 Medium 3.00 ER The NCIS 2.10 Chicago PD Don’t Hood: Prince Of Thieves Are You Being Served? (Cert travel comedy. Includes FYI Valentine’s Day. 1.15 Cake Secret Sharer. 4.00 Judge Bury This Case. 3.10 Law & (Cert PG, 136 mins. 1991) PG, 91 mins. 1977) +2.00 Daily. (Cert PG, 86 mins. Wars Shark Lagoon. 2.10 Judy 4.30 Judge Judy 5.00 Order Can I Get A Witness?. ++++3.00 Neighbours FILM The Likely Lads (Cert 1989) ++++1.45 PM ITV Cake Wars Dr Seuss. 3.10 Judge Judy 5.30 Judge Judy 4.05 Law & Order Hands 3.30 Home And Away 4.00 PG, 85 mins. 1976) ++3.50 Racing: Live from Lingfield Cake Wars Kung Fu Panda 3. 6.00 Dynasty The Fragment. Free. 5.05 CSI: Miami Chain Will & Grace 4.30 Will & Grace FILM That Riviera Touch 5.00 Hornblower Duty. 7.10 4.05 Cake Wars Minecraft. 7.00 Touched By An Angel Reaction. 6.00 CSI: Miami 5.00 The Fresh Prince Of (Cert PG, 93 mins. 1966) ++ FILM The Scorpion King 5.00 Cake Wars Valentine’s Nothing But Net. 8.00 ER CSI: My Nanny. 7.00 NCIS Bel-Air 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 5.50 Morecambe And Wise Fantasy adventure. Includes Day. 6.00 Cake Wars Shark Home. 9.00 Medium Native Housekeeping. 8.00 NCIS A Home And Away 7.00 Last Forever 8.00 Agatha FYI Daily. (Cert PG, 88 mins. Lagoon. 7.00 Dress To Tongue. 10.00 Dynasty The Desperate Man. 9.00 Training Man Standing 8.00 Can’t Christie’s Marple 10.00 2002) +++9.00 When Impress Winter. 8.00 Dinner Shakedown. 11.00 Bad Girls Day Quid Pro Quo. 10.00 Pay? We’ll Take It Away 10.00 Hattie 12.00 AM Morecambe English Football Ruled Europe Date Jason. 9.00 Botched By Tough Love. 12.05 AM Judge Law & Order: Special Victims FILM The Silence Of The And Wise Forever 1.00 10.00 FILM Cliffhanger Nature The Chronicles Of Judy 12.30 Judge Judy 1.00 Unit Comic Perversio. 11.00 Lambs (Cert 18, 114 mins. Morecambe And Wise Action thriller. Includes FYI Hernia. 10.00 Botched By ER Home. 2.00 Dr Quinn, Law & Order: Special Victims 1991) +++++12.30 AM Forever 2.00 FILM That Daily. (Cert 15, 106 mins. Nature Boobs And Tubes. Medicine Woman All That Unit Gridiron Soldier. 11.55 FILM Hummingbird (Cert Riviera Touch (Cert PG, 93 1993) ++++12.15 AM 11.00 Mob Wives: Miami Glitters. 3.00 Touched By NCIS Safe Harbour. 12.55 AM 15, 98 mins. 2013) ++ mins. 1966) ++3.40 FILM FILM Driven To Kill Includes Monkey Monkeys In Bikinis. An Angel Nothing But Net. CSI: NY 1.55 CSI: NY 2.50 2.35 Now That’s Funny! The Likely Lads (Cert PG, 85 FYI Daily. (Cert 18, 94 mins. 12.00 AM The Jeremy Kyle 4.00 The Wild Wild West CSI: NY 3.50 Access 3.35 Last Man Standing mins. 1976) ++5.10 Rising 2009) +++2.10 Fifth Gear Show USA 30/03/2018. 5.00-7.30 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping Damp 5.35-6.00 Nightscreen 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping 12.55-6.00 Teleshopping lnsideSoap 91 WHO’S WHO? INand OUT CASUALTY Fiz Stape...... Jennie McAlpine Beth Sutherland...... Lisa George Connie Beauchamp...... Amanda Mealing Kirk Sutherland...... Andrew Whyment Gemma Dean...... Rebecca Ryan Rita Tanner...... Barbara Knox We spin soap’srevolving door.. door . Iain Dean...... Michael Stevenson Craig Tinker...... Colson Smith Lisa ‘Duffy’ Duffin...... Cathy Shipton Josh Tucker...... Ryan Clayton Charlie Fairhead...... Derek Thompson Kevin Webster...... Michael Le Vell MADELEINE WEST Noel Garcia...... Tony Marshall Rosie Webster...... Helen Flanagan Elle Gardner...... Jaye Griffiths Sophie Webster...... Brooke Vincent OUT (Andrea.. or is it Ethan Hardy...... George Rainsford Gary Windass...... Mikey North Dee?!, Neiighbourss) David Hide...... Jason Durr Gemma Winter...... Dolly-Rose Campbell Dylan Keogh...... William Beck Poor Toadie’s trauma issn’t over. Bea Kinsella...... Michelle Fox DOCTORS After a couple of teaserrs in recent Jacob Masters...... Charles Venn ...... Zara Carmichael Elisabeth Dermot Walsh months, it seems the prresence of Rash Masum Neet Mohan Heston Carter...... Owen Brenman Robyn Miller...... Amanda Henderson ...... his ex-wife Dee is goingg to rock ...... Ruhma Carter Bharti Patel Alicia Munroe Chelsea Halfpenny Jimmi Clay...... Adrian Lewis Morgan his life once again. But this Sam Nicholls...... Charlotte Salt ...... Ben Galadima Michael Fatogun time round, will it be Louise Tyler Azuka Oforka Daniel Granger...... Matthew Chambers Al Haskey...... Ian Midlane scheming impostor CORONATION STREET Karen Hollins...... Jan Pearson Andrea who rocks ...... Dev Alahan...... Jimmi Harkishin Rob Hollins Chris Walker ...... up – or the real deal? Asha Alahan...... Tanisha Gorey Ayesha Lee Laura Rollins ...... Angie Appleton...... Victoria Ekanoye Valerie Pitman Sarah Moyle “We always planned ...... Jude Appleton...... Paddy Wallace Emma Reid Dido Miles a long storyline with ...... Izzy Armstrong...... Cherylee Houston Mrs Tembe Lorna Laidlaw ...... several acts, all Adam Barlow...... Sam Robertson Sid Vere Ashley Rice Amy Barlow...... Elle Mulvaney EASTENDERS pending Madeleine’s Ken Barlow...... William Roache availability,” says Peter Barlow...... Chris Gascoyne Arshad Ahmed...... Madhav Sharma Simon Barlow...... Alex Bain Mariam Ahmed...... Indira Joshi producer Jason Herbisoon. Tracy Barlow...... Kate Ford Masood Ahmed...... Nitin Ganatra “We certainly have anoother Leanne Battersby...... Jane Danson Keegan Baker...... Zack Morris delicious chapter in store for Toyah Battersby...... Georgia Taylor Mitch Baker...... Roger Griffiths Chesney Brown...... Sam Aston Ian Beale...... Adam Woodyatt later in 2018.” Later thiss year Mary Cole...... Patti Clare Aidan Connor...... Shayne Ward Carla Connor...... Alison King ALEXANDRA MARDELL Jenny Connor...... Sally Ann Matthews Johnny Connor...... Richard Hawley (Emma Brooker, Corrie) Kate Connor...... Faye Brookes IN The working day at Maria Connor...... Samia Longchambon Audrey’s is going to Michelle Connor...... Kym Marsh take a lively turn with the arrival Roy Cropper...... David Neilson Kathy Beale...... Gillian Taylforth of new girl Emma – played by ...... Tyrone Dobbs Alan Halsall Dot Branning June Brown actress Alexandra Mardell, Seb Franklin...... Harry Visinoni Jack Branning...... Scott Maslen Imran Habeeb...... Charlie De Melo Max Branning...... Jake Wood who’s previously starred in Cathy Matthews...... Melanie Hill Jay Brown...... Jamie Borthwick detective drama Vera. “Emma Billy Mayhew...... Daniel Brocklebank Tiffany Butcher...... Maisie Smith is going to be at the salon Liz McDonald...... Beverley Callard Linda Carter...... Kellie Bright causing trouble for David Steve McDonald...... Simon Gregson Mick Carter...... Danny Dyer and Maria,” promises series ...... Sally Metcalfe Sally Dynevor Shirley Carter Linda Henry producer Kate Oates. April Tim Metcalfe...... Joe Duttine Tina Carter...... Luisa Bradshaw-White Alya Nazir...... Sair Khan Whitney Carter...... Shona McGarty Rana Nazir...... Bhavna Limbachia Bex Fowler...... Jasmine Armfield Yasmeen Nazir...... Shelley King Martin Fowler...... James Bye LEE RYAN Zeedan Nazir...... Qasim Akhtar Michelle Fowler...... Jenna Russell (Woody Woodward, Ali Neeson...... James Burrows Sonia Fowler...... Natalie Cassidy IN ...... EastEnders) Daniel Osbourne Rob Mallard Stacey Fowler Lacey Turner Woody’s absence has given Brian Packham...... Peter Gunn Denise Fox...... Diane Parish Eileen Phelan...... Sue Cleaver Kim Fox-Hubbard...... Tameka Empson Whit time for a romance with Pat Phelan...... Connor McIntyre Mo Harris...... Laila Morse Halfway – but according to Vincent Hubbard...... Richard Blackwood sources, Blue star Lee will be Carmel Kazemi...... Bonnie Langford coming back. Later this year Kush Kazemi...... Davood Ghadami Shakil Kazemi...... Shaheen Jafargholi Billy Mitchell...... Perry Fenwick Honey Mitchell...... Emma Barton DANIEL BROCKLEBANK Louise Mitchell...... Tilly Keeper (Billy Mayhew, Coronation Street) Phil Mitchell...... Steve McFadden Billy may be about to disappear Rosemary Piper...... Sophie Thompson Sharon Mitchell...... Letitia Dean IN from your screens as he deals ...... …...... Bethany Platt Lucy Fallon Kat Moon Jessie Wallace with his demons, but Daniel will be David Platt...... Jack P Shepherd Joyce Murray...... Maggie Steed Martin Platt...... ……...... Sean Wilson Ted Murray...... Christopher Timothy back this spring. After enjoying a Sarah Platt...... Tina O’Brien Hunter Owen...... Charlie Winter well-deserved holiday in Thailand, Robert Preston...... Tristan Gemmill Melanie Owen...... Tamzin Outhwaite filming Billy’s comeback came as rather Eva Price...... Catherine Tyldesley Hayley Slater...... Katie Jarvis a shock to Dan during the recent cold Shona Ramsey...... Julia Goulding Bernadette Taylor...... Clair Norris snap. “First day back at work,” he Audrey Roberts...... Sue Nicholls Karen Taylor...... Lorraine Stanley Gail Rodwell...... Helen Worth Keanu Taylor...... Danny Walters tweeted. “A tan & thermals? Something Nicola Rubinstein...... Nicola Thorp Jean Walters...... Gillian Wright seems very wrong here…” Spring Gina Seddon...... Connie Hyde Donna Yates...... Lisa Hammond

92 lnsideSoap EMMERDALE HOLLYOAKS ...... THEEXFILES! Pete Barton Anthony Quinlan Leah Barnes Ela-May Demircan Ross Barton...... Michael Parr Grace Black...... Tamara Wall Victoria Barton...... Isabel Hodgins Sienna Blake...... Anna Passey Bernice Blackstock...... Samantha Giles Esther Bloom...... Jazmine Franks What are the one-time Rodney Blackstock...... Patrick Mower Kim Butterfield...... Daisy Wood-Davis Frank Clayton...... Michael Praed Courtney Campbell...... Amy Conachan stars of soap up to now? Aaron Dingle...... Danny Miller Holly Cunningham...... Amanda Clapham Belle Dingle...... Eden Taylor-Draper Tom Cunningham...... Ellis Hollins BROTHERLY LOVE Cain Dingle...... Jeff Hordley Joel Dexter...... Rory Douglas-Speed Former Emmerdale star Joe Gill Charity Dingle...... Emma Atkins Chas Dingle...... Lucy Pargeter reckons that his character Finn would Debbie Dingle...... Charley Webb have his own way of dealing with Faith Dingle...... Sally Dexter the fallout from the acid attack on Lisa Dingle...... Jane Cox his brother Ross – by using his unique Marlon Dingle...... Mark Charnock humour to cheer up Ross. “Finn ...... Moira Dingle Natalie J Robb would probably be sarcastic with it Noah Dingle...... Jack Downham Sam Dingle...... James Hooton Adam Donovan...... Jimmy Essex all and say, ‘At least I’m not the ugliest Samson Dingle...... Sam Hall Glenn Donovan...... Bob Cryer one out of us now’,” he reckons. Sarah Dingle...... Katie Hill Jesse Donovan...... Luke Jerdy “He’d have so much banter.” Zak Dingle...... Steve Halliwell Scott Drinkwell...... Ross Adams Harriet Finch...... Katherine Dow Blyton Milo Entwistle...... Nathan Morris ANDREX FOR ANDREA ...... Liv Flaherty Isobel Steele Ste Hay Kieron Richardson She may be dancing up a storm Graham Foster...... Andrew Scarborough Brody Hudson...... Adam Woodward Jacob Gallagher...... Joe-Warren Plant Diane Hutchinson...... Alex Fletcher across the country in the musical Rhona Goskirk...... Zoe Henry Tony Hutchinson...... Nick Pickard Thoroughly Modern Millie, but ex- Jessie Grant...... Sandra Marvin Damon Kinsella...... Jacob Roberts Corrie actress Hayley Tamaddon Lydia Hart...... Karen Blick Ryan Knight...... Duncan James – who played Lloyd Mullaney’s Bob Hope...... Tony Audenshaw Leela Lomax...... Kirsty-Leigh Porter fiancé Andrea – has revealed her Brenda Hope...... Lesley Dunlop Tegan Lomax...... Jessica Ellis Cathy Hope...... Gabrielle Dowling Louis Loveday...... Karl Collins heart still belongs on the cobbles. Jimmy King...... Nick Miles Simone Loveday...... Jacqueline Boatswain “I wasn’t ready to leave,” she Nicola King...... Nicola Wheeler Zack Loveday...... Duayne Boachie sighs. “They were like my family. But Craig Charles Paddy Kirk...... Dominic Brunt Farrah Maalik...... Krupa Pattani [Lloyd] was leaving, so the show had a big leaving thing Priya Kotecha...... Fiona Wade Imran Maalik...... Ijaz Rana for us in the live episode–it was incredible.” ...... Pearl Ladderbanks Meg Johnson Misbah Maalik Harvey Virdi Megan Macey...... Gaynor Faye Sami Maalik...... Rishi Nair FELIX ON FIRRE! David Metcalfe...... Matthew Wolfenden Yasmine Maalik...... Haiesha Mistry Tracy Metcalfe...... Amy Walsh Cleo McQueen...... Nadine Mulkerrin He may have only juust disappeared from Eric Pollard...... Chris Chittell Goldie McQueen...... Chelsee Healey our screens, but Neeighbours star Felix Doug Potts...... Duncan Preston Hunter McQueen...... Theo Graham Mallard (Ben) is alreeady taking the US Gerry Roberts...... Shaun Thomas Lily McQueen...... Lauren McQueen by storm! The actorrhas landed the lead ...... Jai Sharma Chris Bisson Myra McQueen Nicole Barber-Lane role in the pilot for a new CBS comedy, Prince McQueen..Malique Thompson-Dwyer Maxine Minniver...... Nikki Sanderson which is due to starrtshootingin Luke Morgan...... Gary Lucy Los Angeles soon.Tal T ented Ellie Nightingale...... Sophie Porley Felix will be putting his James Nightingale...... Gregory Finnegan real-life musical skills Marnie Nightingale...... Lysette Anthony to good use as hep lays Darren Osborne...... Ashley Taylor Dawson Jack Osborne...... Jimmy McKenna an emerging pop sttar

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Naughty Hoppe has the besstst “I didn’t doo it!” face. Maark our words, she’s Tracyy Barlow: The Next Generationn. It’s good that Ian Beale is reading self-help books. We suggest he tries How To Stop Being A Crushing, Simpering, Unbearable Bore by U.R. Vile.

Who knew that the answer to Billy’s drug problem would be Phelan beating the heroin right out of him? Old Pat has his bad points, sure – but at least he’s Have you ever noticed saved us from more that Linda Carter’s hair of this storyline! changes size in direct relation to her mood?d? Has Dominic Brunt thought about Big respect this week to signing up for the always-awesome Rita, Strictly Come who spotted Gemma skulking Dancing? He out of Tyrone’s house at the crack should! We of dawn, and immediately knew thought his that ‘relations’ had been had. paso doble was Frankly, this story has taught a-MAZ-ing!a MMAZ ing us to think twice about sleeping with someone we shouldn’t. Not We like that because it’s wrong – but because it’s just not worth a rollicking Patrick can We were rather taken with the from Rita. She takes while away an o-brand chocolate bars in Hollyoaks no prisoners! afternoon with a this week. It’s like they’ve escaped little light sexting. from the 1960s, or the dustbin at There’s hope WillyWilly WonkaWoonka’ss developmentdevelopmennt lab.lab for all of us!

WithWW his sexy new buzz cut and swisshgrey coat, Adam has never looked more like Aidan. AsifEva’s life wasn’t confusing enoough!

It’s ironic that Tyrone turned to Kevin for advice about his inidelity, given that Kevin got Tyrone’s wife Molly pregnant that time. “The only thing that works is not cheating in the irst place!” preached We’ve worked out who Joe and Graham remind us Sppecial Guest Star Of The Week Awaard Kev, as a lorry-load of stones crashed of! Give or take a bit of hair, they’re Bruce Wayne goes to Augustus from Emmerdale: through that glass house of his. and Alfred the butler from The Lego Batman Movie. soap’s irst anaesthetised chinchilla. And hopefully not the last.