The best things in life are FREE SEEN AROUND 16 – 23 October 2008 THE WORLD Vol 14 Issue 41
A meditation on germs, kissing the Blarney Stone The Voice of the Village NOW WEEKLY! and Irish green, p. 14
COMMUNITY CALENDAR, P. 10 • CALENDAR OF EVENTS, P. 32 • GUIDE TO MONTECITO EATERIES, P. 34 THE $500,000 Challenge Lee Luria’s looking to raise half a million dollars to buy Sansum two new mammogram machines and is putting up $250,000 for the cause; she hopes her friends will raise the other half (story on page 17)
93108 OPEN HOUSE directory p.36
Village Beat The Way It Was Montecito Diary Rick Caruso displays his celebrated good nature as Summers in Sandyland really were idyllic, at least It’s that time of year again; Crane Country Fair MPC approves revised Miramar plans; “I feel like we for those lucky enough to have owned property is back, complete with dunk tanks, cake walks, bonded,” he jokes, p. 12 along its storied shoreline, p. 18 climbing wall, and stroller races, p. 21 tboub!cbscbsb K?<9 J8EK898I98I8+#.,'#''' J8EK898I98I8*#.0,#''' )+-?`^_nXp+/(( ()-'M`X9i`^`kk\ 5SVFDPOOPJTTFVSµTFTUBUFBU5VSOFS7JOFZBSE°BQQSPYJNBUFMZBDSFTPGBXBSE 'BCVMPVTOFXDVTUPNFTUBUFXJUIPDFBO NPVOUBJOWJFXTJOFYDMVTJWFHBUFE XJOOJOHWJOFZBSET"EKBDFOUBQQSPYJNBUFMZBDSFQBSDFMBWBJMBCMFGPS -B3PNBOB&TUBUFTJO4BOUB#BSCBSBGPPUIJMMT1SJDFECFMPXSFQMBDFNFOUWBMVF J8EK898I98I8*#-0,#''' J8EK898I98I8(#*0,#''' .*+M`XDXeXeX 0(':Xd`efM`\af .POUFDJUP(PMEFO2VBESBOHMF/FBSMZBDSFFTUBUFOFTUMFEJOBODJFOUPBLT 1SJNF.POUFDJUPMPU"QQSPYJNBUFMZBDSFTXJUINPVOUBJOWJFXT"QQSPWFE CFESPPNT CBUITUPUBMMZSFEPOF.BHOJGJDFOUNPVOUBJOWJFXT QMBOTGPSHSBOE4QBOJTI3FWJWBMTUZMFSFTJEFODFXJUIQPPM 8E;I@8B8?D8EEs/',%-/'%/(-) ;FEBFA@D8#9IFBC<>IFLG%:FDs0+0%-+'%*-'+ ©2008 Coldwell Banker Real Estate LLC. 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INSIDE THIS ISSUE p.10 p.17 p.21 p.31 5 Editorial Tim advises all – including government entities – to cut expenses and vote NO on new spending 6 Letters to the Editor Lanny Ebenstein pitches for Measure H; Richard Solomon says Lincoln was an “agitator” too; Noelle Burg finds nothing to like about Sarah Palin; Bud Stuart wonders when smearing the candidate replaced weighing the issues; a sign-removal problem voiced anonymously 10 Community Calendar – SOLD! – MUS Jog-a-Thon, Halloween craft activities at Montecito Library, theatrical artist from Macedonia at Westmont, and Crane Country Fair top this fortnight’s bill Montecito Mediterranean Estate Tide Chart Attention surfers (walkers, hikers, swimmers too) assigned Dawn Patrol duties: look here before Offered at $2,850,000 venturing out onto the cold wet sand! 12 Village Beat MPC finally approves Miramar plans; Montecito Association director nominees announced; Montecito fire chief Wallace warns of dangerous weather until rains come; Channelkeeper makes presentation; Safe Routes to School receives $400,000 federal grant; Channel Drive “Representing Your Best Interests” “sidewalk” discussed; Beautification Committee presses ahead; Highway 101 update 14 Seen Around the World Three hundred years before the Vikings and nearly nine hundred years before Columbus, Irish monks “discovered” America; at least that’s what they say in Ireland 17 Coming and Going Lee Luria throws down $250,000 challenge for mammogram machines; Cate School tenth- graders Carly Biedul and Brennan Cusack appear on “Wheel Of Fortune”; re-opening of Coral WWW. MERMIS- STCLAIR. COM Casino was grand; 18 The Way it Was Deeming the land unfit for agriculture, early owner of some forty acres of dunes at Sandyland sold the parcel to John Bailard in exchange for a horse, saddle, and bridle 21 Montecito Diary Instead of staying home climbing walls alone as the stock market gyrates, take the kids to Crane Country Day School’s annual Fair and climb their wall with the entire family! shelter + nature 22 Book Talk Annie Proulx is among the best contemporary writers to describe how and when the West was, if not “won,” at least a little “wonderful” 23 n.o.t.e.s. from downtown Jim Alexander would have drove his Chevy to the Getty but the Getty was dry 24 Real Estate View Inventory is piling up, particularly in the upper reaches of Montecito’s real estate market 27 Sheriff’s Blotter One man’s home is, well, another woman’s home, at least that’s what she thought until Sheriff’s deputies arrested her 29 On Music Jewelry Trunk Show Max Raabe and his Palast Orchester bring 1930’s era music back to life through love of the music and dedication to the original October 18th 10am-5pm 30 Classical Connection porch Santa Barbara Music Club’s Faulkner Gallery series’ first concert opens with pianist Betty Oberacker performing Haydn’s Sonata in E-flat major and closes with her backing baritone Andre Shillo on a selection of romantic arias 31 On Song Texas-born Carrie Rodriguez kicks off Sings Like Hell’s 24th season Saturday night, accompanied by fellow Texans, The South Austin Jug Band 32 Calendar of Events Best Bet this weekend is Gaelic Storm, the Irish pub band gone international that made such an impression on Rose in “Titanic”; they’ll be playing their bag pipes, fiddles, and other instruments and will probably initiate a few good-hearted and maybe even raucous sing-a-longs while they’re at it. Friday night at the Lobero, 7:30 pm! 33 Movie Showtimes Latest films, times, theaters, and addresses: they’re all here, every week 34 Guide to Montecito Eateries The most complete, up-to-date, comprehensive listing of all individually owned Montecito restaurants, coffee houses, bakeries, gelaterias, and hangouts; some in Santa Barbara, Summerland, and Carpinteria too 36 93108 Open House Directory Looking to move to Montecito? A great way to begin that search is by attending some 93108- area Open Houses; meet the brokers; talk to neighbors; scope out the schools 38 Classified Advertising Our very own “Craigslist” of classified ads, in which sellers offer everything from summer 5065 Carpinteria Ave Carpinteria CA rentals to estate sales 39 Local Business Directory 805.684.0300 www.porchsb.com Smart business owners place business cards here so you’ll know where to look when you need what they offer 4 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 16 – 23 October 2008 Editorial by Timothy Lennon Buckley Measure A: The Tax That Won’t Die easure A2008, if approved, will extend the existing ½-cent sales tax authorization for 30 years beginning April 1, 2010 to March 31, 2040. The Measure A2008 ordinance includes a transportation expenditure Mplan (Investment Plan) identifying various transportation projects and programs to be funded by the sales tax revenues. Approximately 60% of revenues to the County of Santa Barbara and the cities within the county as “Local Street and Transportation Improvement” funding to be expended on projects selected by city councils and the Board of Supervisors. The Authority may not spend more than 1% of sales tax funds for salaries and benefits (§ 29). Funds must be held in a separate account with interest spent only for the purposes allo- cated. A maximum annual appropriations limit of $200,000,000 is established beginning in 2010-2011. The ½-cent sales tax is estimated to generate $1,050,000,000 over 30 years. As much as we love our slurry seal, we would rather see the billion dollars stay in the pockets of Santa Barbarans. The argument here is that we reap the benefits from tourists that use the area. Last time I checked, I had to pay the sales tax year- round on everything I purchased. If policy makers were serious about only taxing “tourists,” they would exempt items those “tourists” are unlikely to purchase, like food, bills, cars, etc., but of course that would never cross their minds. Measure A money will be collected and used on ordinary upkeep so that the fat salaries, vacations, holidays, sick days, “personal days,” family leaves, maternity leaves, pensions, gold-plated medical, and other benefits being paid to government union employees can continue to expand. Let’s take a tax break for ourselves and vote a big “NO” on Measure A2008. Measure G, The Santa Barbara Telecommunications and Video Users’ Tax Reduction and Modernization Ordinance The new ordinance would reduce the rate of the UUT on these services from 6% to 5.75%. The modernized technical definitions in the Measure G ordinance would apply to all types of telecommunication regardless of whether the communication is intrastate, interstate, or international and regardless of the technology used to provide such communications. New telecommunication services would include paging, text messaging, and private communica- tion services (T-1 line). The new ordinance would not apply to charges for internet services, including digital downloads like music, games, and ring tones. Measure G would continue the existing City ordinance’s provisions for low income exemptions from the UUT. Measure G would not amend the City’s UUT on gas, electricity, water, waste water, or trash services. Here is another typically deceptive Measure proposed by the City. It claims a tax reduction of .25 percent (5.75 percent down from 6 percent), which is true. But what they don’t elaborate on is that this tax will be applicable to more recent technolo- gies like mobile technologies. So your tax rate will decrease but the overall amount you will pay in taxes will increase. How does the city respond to this claim? “If we don’t pass Measure G things like gang prevention, potholes, police protection and other services will be greatly impacted.” So, again, essentially threatening us that if we don’t pass this, Santa Barbara will be a dirtier, more dangerous, more fire-prone city to live in. Vote NO on Measure G. Voting “NO” on Measure H This measure, if approved by two-thirds (2/3) of the voters within the Santa Barbara High School District (the “District”) will authorize the District to levy a parcel tax of $23 per year against each parcel of land that lies wholly or partially within District boundaries. The parcel tax is to be levied for four (4) fiscal years, without increase, beginning in the fiscal year starting July 1, 2009 and ending in the fiscal year beginning July 1, 2012. Supplementing math, science and technology education; Supplementing music, arts and theater programs at the junior high level; Supplementing foreign language at the secondary level; Restoring ninth-grade math class sizes; Providing a citizens oversight committee; and providing independent financial audits. Meredith Brooks Abbott Fall Show Any owner, that is 65 years of age or older, of a parcel used solely for owner-occupied, single-family residential purposes may receive an exemption from the parcel tax by annu- ally submitting an application by June 15 of each year to the Board in accordance with the October 11 through 31, 2008 Board’s adopted rules and regulations. Cleared Hill - Rincon, 12 inches by 16 inches, oil We couldn’t help notice what opponents said about this measure regarding the salaries of current administrative positions. Like our Superintendent, who in 2000 Gallery Hours: made $126,796 and by this year was pulling in a whopping $200,566, an increase Tuesday through Sunday of $73,770, yet our schools continually need more money for education? According Noon to 5pm to the opponents, a position as Deputy Superintendent was created at $186,000 per 1187 Coast Village Rd. Montecito, year. Ca. 93108 These guys are basically asking property owners to indirectly pitch in to increase 805.969.9215 their salaries. Our kids’ arts, music, and theater programs are being pulled so the [email protected] school superintendent can reap the benefits. Vote “NO” on Measure H. •MJ 16 – 23 October 2008 If you don’t read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed – Mark Twain MONTECITO JOURNAL 5 LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (If you have something you think Montecito should know about, or wish to respond to some- thing you read in the Journal, we want to hear from you. Please send all such correspondence to: Montecito Journal, Letters to the Editor, 1122 Coast Village Circle, Montecito, CA. 93108. You can also FAX such mail to: (805) 969-6654, or E-mail to [email protected]) Yes on Measure H sure are that the parcel tax would be limited to $23 per parcel irrespec- here are several issues facing tive of assessed valuation (no parcel the Santa Barbara High School would pay more than $23), and that District on the November ballot the measure is limited to 4 years. The thatT are of importance to Montecito time limitation of the measure is the voters. The first is Measure H, the $23 strongest guarantee that funds will per parcel tax proposed for the next be spent as intended. In addition, any four years in the high school district. senior citizen may opt out of paying The second is the race for the Santa the parcel tax, and an independent remember when… Barbara School Board. oversight committee will be estab- With respect to Measure H, it is lished to monitor expenditures and endorsed by many Montecito resi- conduct an annual audit. dents, including Larry Crandell, With respect to the School Board race, Montecito Union Superintendent Dick three candidates stand out: Ed Heron, Douglas, and former Santa Barbara Charlotte Ware, and Jacqueline Inda. School Board member Fred Rifkin. Ed Heron is an experienced business Measure H is a specifically targeted leader who has emerged in recent parcel tax that would provide funds years as a champion of public educa- for additional foreign language elec- tion locally. 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