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VOL I, Issue 11, September 10, 2014 The Graying of ABQ What Did PAGE 9 Tesla Teach Us? PAGE 8 Joe Monahan: Do N.M. Democrats Know Who They Are? PAGE 7 ¡Globalquerque! PAGE 16 Latest on Longmire PAGE 222 Op-ed: How to Build a Great Downtown PAGE 11 Lobo Legend: Pay College Players PAGE 5 PAGE 2 • September 10, 2014 • ABQ FREE PRESS NEWS ABQ Free Press Pulp News COMPILED BY ABQ FREE PRESS STAFF VOL I, Issue 11, September 10, 2014 Not dead yet headphone jack of your smartphone www.freeabq.com and tells you whether you’ve reached www.abqarts.com A Brazilian man woke up in a the legal limit. Blowing softly into body bag in a morgue after being the flashing blue hole of the device Editor: [email protected] mistakenly declared dead following registers your alcohol level to within a heart attack. The 54-year-old cancer Associate Editor, Arts: [email protected] IN THIS ISSUE 0.01 percent accuracy, according to patient’s relatives were dropping off a its manufacturer. 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Page 8 checked him and confirmed that he from losing either the wallet or the Associate Editor, Arts The graying of Albuquerque ............................................................................................................Page 9 was still alive,” he said. phone. If you leave the wallet at a Stephanie Hainsfurther restaurant, your phone will remind (505) 301-0905 Ebola update .................................................................................................................................Page 10 iPhone power you it’s no longer in range. The Casino news ..................................................................................................................................Page 12 wallet has a speaker to announce its Design Apple is launching a battery-replace- presence if it’s lost under something Terry Kocon, Hannah Reiter, Cathleen Tiefa ment program for certain iPhone 5s else, and it sends its last known in a limited serial-number range sold GPS location to your phone if you Photography between September 2012 and January have to retrace where you lost Mark Bralley, Mark Holm, Juan Antonio 2013. In the support section of Apple. contact with it. The maker, Labreche, Liz Lopez, Adria Malcolm COLUMNS com, the company has a dialogue StreetSmart, expects to launch the Joe Monahan: N.M. Democrats need an identity .............................................................................Page 7 to enter your phone’s serial number product next year. Contributors this issue to determine whether your phone Steven Bradfute, Rob Dickson, Dede Feldman, Aimless Vagabond: Lost in the Badlands .........................................................................................Page 7 qualifies for a replacement battery Help wanted Barry Gaines, Jim Hammond, Betsy Model, that comes with a two-year warranty. Joe Monahan, Mary Montaño, Richard Oyama, Users may send their phone to Apple An all-woman commune in Noiva Bill Previtti, Franchesca Stevens, or stop by an Apple store to have the do Cordeiro, in southeast Brazil, is Saffron Tomato, Peter St. Cyr, Efrain Villa battery replaced. advertising for men. “Here, the only OPINION men we single girls meet are either Copy Editors Boozers married or related to us; everyone is Jim Wagner From the Editor .................................................................................................................................Page 4 a cousin. I haven’t kissed a man for Wendy Fox Dial Letters...............................................................................................................................................Page 6 Biggest drinkers in the world? The a long time,” member Nelma Fer- What it takes to make a great downtown.......................................................................................Page people of Belarus drink the equivalent nandes, 23, told a British newspaper. Advertising 11 of 17.5 liters of pure alcohol per Sons and husbands of the commune’s Sherri J. Barth (505) 261-5686 capita per year. Americans drink 9.2 600 members are required to live in Abby Feldman (505) 345-4080, Ext. 802 liters. Pakistanis drink the least, just another town and are permitted into Published every other week by: 0.1 liters per capita per year. 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Moderate drinkers Thirsty Gardener: These design ideas are right up your alley ......................................................Page 13 have to leave the town to find a Publishers include the Japanese, Indians, husband.” Artful Pairings: Hot and sweet is the way we like it .......................................................................Page Will Ferguson and Dan Vukelich 14 Chinese, Vietnamese and Norwegians, Deep Dish: The Micheman cooketh ..............................................................................................Page 14 according to World Health Organiza- Sex in space tion and Bloomberg statistics cited by Music: You just gotta Lovett ...........................................................................................................Page 15 Russian scientists sent some geckos the Wall Street Journal. Music: ¡Globalquerque! opens with Afro-Cuban All Stars ..............................................................Page into orbit to examine the effect of 16 Godless weightlessness on their sex lives, but Corrections policy: Arts & Entertainment Calendar ......................................................................................................Page 16 the lizards died before re-entry to Earth. It is the policy of ABQ Free Press to correct Crossword Puzzle solution ............................................................................................................Page 19 A Tennessee high school teacher was “The geckos froze,” a scientist said. errors in a timely fashion. Contact the editors suspended for chastising a student at the e-mail addresses on this page. Theater: John Patrick Shanley’s “Outside Mullingar”… .................................................................Page 20 who said, “Bless you,” when another Sad twist Theater: Siembra plants a seed at the NHCC ...............................................................................Page 21 student sneezed. When the student TV: “Longmire” languishes ............................................................................................................Page 22 protested she had a free-speech right, Four American captives held by ISIS, the teacher told her, “Not in my class,” including two later beheaded, were Film: “Redemption Trail”….............................................................................................................Page 22 waterboarded by the terrorist group Where to find adding, “We’re not going to have our paper? Books: “Divine” mystery, two thrillers .............................................................................................Page 23 godly speaking” in the classroom. during their captivity, the Washington Post reported. The CIA waterboarded List of more than Crossword Puzzle..........................................................................................................................Page 24 415 locations high-value detainees held at Guan- at freeabq.com Breathe on me tanamo Bay, Cuba. One of the CIA’s Breathometer is a portable breath-al- detainees was waterboarded 183 ON THE COVER: An Albuquerque senior gets some early-morning exercise at Coronado Mall. Albuquerque’s population of cohol analyzer that plugs into the times. The CIA beheaded no one. senior citizens is projected to rise dramatically over the next 15 years. (Photo by Juan Antonio Labreche) PAGE 4 • September 10, 2014 • ABQ FREE PRESS FROM THE EDITOR NEWS ABQ FREE PRESS • September 10, 2014 • PAGE 5 Lobo Coach’s $200,000 Raise Lobo Legend: College Players Should be Paid Comes at Inopportune Time BY FRANCHESCA STEVENS BY DAN VUKELICH s the college sports world holds its breath in valuable basketball ranchesca which was vetoed by the mayor, which Athe wake of a recent federal ruling that may players of all time. FStevens’s piece