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Central Florida Future, Vol. 25 No. 18, October 22, 1992
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Vol. 25, No. 18 THURSDAY October 22, 1992 16 Pages • Student dies at campus dance
by Deborah Noble At about 10:30p.m., she said Romero left to pick up some STAFF REPORTER dinner . • University of Central Romero returned shortly, Florida student Marcial and then they began to dance. Romero, 40, died Sunday She said they danced quite • evening at an International heavily for some time. Students dance at the Wild Benali said that Romero ap- Pizza. peared happy and did not ap- • According to UCF Police pear to be in pain. She also Sgt. Sandra McClendon, statedthatduringtheevening Romero died of natural causesi she watch Romero mix a drink • pending autopsy reports. · that consisted of cola, vodka Houda Benali, a friend of andsomeotherunknownbrand Romero's, stated in the official of alcohol. • report that Romero and two At around 12:15 a.m., friends arrived at about 9:30 Romero left to use the restroom p.m. Sunday to take her to the and then moments later, Benali dance. Visiting author Joseph Heller signs one of his-novels for Schuyler Osborne, a • WILD PIZZA continued page 5 student from VCC attending Monday's lecture. Lynx Info , • Heller makes 3rd time a c ...... universities to offer a program in t was pemaps telling that he by Biii Cushing creative writing, he began t.each listed humor first in the list since • EDITOR AND CHIEF ing atPennsylvania State College it is Heller's use of humor that It was billed as the third of the before moving into a job as an gives him his distinction. annual UCF Distinguished Writ advertising copy writer. His novel "Good as Gold" gave • ers Series but for close to 600 Interjecting a barrage of one him a chance to dissect life in students, staffmembers and area liners Heller spent the majority of Washington D.C., a place where residents in attendance for Mon the time reading from a~ succes "experience doesn't col.int and day night's lecture by Joseph sion of his books - "Catch 22," knowledge is not important." Heller, one might have thought it "GoodasGold,""GodKnows,""No That book closely parallels was the Comedy ?Ame. Laughing Matter," and ''Picture his own life and depicts the prob "When Joseph Heller wrote This" - and chronologically fol lems a Jewish writer encoun Lynx links UniveISity and 'Catch22,'theworldwasasimpler lowed his own work as an analogy ters after-being challenged to place,"UCFProvostRichardAstro to his own growth as both a writer write a novel about the Jewish Oviedo half hour said in his introductory remarks, and a person. experience. every "But he saw something in the hu "Catch 22," Heller's most sig "I never thought of myself as by Lisa Springer working for quite some time man spirit which has oometo over nificant novel, was originally Jewish," Heller admitted. "Until I and the residents of Oviedo CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE whelm us." titled "Catch 18." His publisher, got in the Anny and found myself are pleased with the new addi 'The evening is already a large Simon & Schuster, decided surrounded by people who were Lynx started a new route tion," Cooper said. success," Heller announced before against that name since Leon not Jewish." Sunday with service from UCF "We are excited and pleased beginning his talk, noting how he Uris' novel "Mila 18" was sched Even when dealing with theo to Oviedo. to link Oviedo to the rest of our was encouraged to see that those uled for release around the same logical topics, such as what is de "This service will provide system," said Lynx Executive in the crowd had opted to attend a time. picted in "God.Knows,"Hellersaid an additional 15,000 residents Director Paul P. Skoutelas. lecture rather than stay at home "'Catcli1 22' was never a best his interest in religion was purely in the Oviedo and Seminole This Saturday, the public watching television. selling book in hard cover," he for the sake of the book. Although County transportation," said will be able to ride the Oviedo Heller spoke on thetopicof"My said At the time of that project, he he has written plays and several Deborah Cooper, representa0 route free. Life as Joseph Heller," a state of wasinvolvedin writing ads so that critical essays, Heller admits to tive of Lynx (formerly Tri- Currently, Lynx is working existence which "began 32 years the stimulus behind the novel was preferring the novel form. • County Transit). on routes serving Kissimmee ago, with the publication of'Catch not one of eronomics. "I like novel writing because The route through Oviedo, and Ocseola County. The com 22'." Although he began writing "I had nothing to do with the fmisolated. rm alone,"he said "I Link 4 7, runs Monday through pany has also improved Link at the age of 13, Heller informed movie ["Catch 22"]," he told the like the solitary aspects of novel • Saturday starting at 5:17 am. 41, the route running along the audience that he quickly audience. "But I liked it anyway." writing." and continues throughout the S.R. 436 from Wekiva Square «found a vast difference between It was a similar situation for He said he gets dozens ofideas day. The route from the univer to the Orlando International being a writer and being a suc "Something Happened," a novel between books and while some sity to Oviedo and back takes Airport. This route will now cessful writer." he started while on the staff of lead somewhere, others will not. • about an hour, Cooper said. operate every 30 minutes Mon~ Heller said that, in spite of ini McCalls magazine. He said that "Before I begin writing a novel, "The route had been in the day through Saturday. tial success, he was spared a the impetus behind that book I know the end," he said, explain swelledheadbythefactthatsome was to avoid repeating what ing that, at times, he has the last of his contemporaries included he had done in "Catch 22." paragraph written years before writers such as Truman Capote, He told the audience that the work it.self is oompleted. He Norman Mailer and Gore Vidal. everything was different be was also willing to discuss his AfterattendingNewYorkUni tween the two book in terms of v~ty, one of the first American humor, situation and syntax. BELLER continued page 5
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• .. October 22, 1992 • The Central Florida Future 3 _UCF student assaults police officer during party by Deborah Noble does wish to prosecute. sending his car into a skid and creating smoke from the Ray said that Lunford also tried to escape repeatedly tires. The police report states that Ramirez swayed, his CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE and at one point screamed that someone at the party had eyes were glassy and his breath smelled of alcohol UCF student Corey Lunford was arrested Saturday a gun. However, Ray said, he had tried this before at At the testing facility, Ramireiblood alcohol content was night at a CaribbeanStudentAssociation danceatthe Wild another party to ttry to escape. .128 and .131 The l~ intoxication level is .1. • Pizza and charged with resisting arrest and battery on a Accordingto Ray, Lunford said atone time, "I Christopher Betz, 18, was arrested for police officer. ain't going anywhere with you. .. " driving under the influence aft.er drifting in his OfficerCarmenRaysaidinareportthatLunfordshoved At a previous party, Williams said there was lanes. Thepoliceofficerreported thatBet.z swayed herbackwardsintoawoodenrail,injuringherback,andhit a nother fight started by Lunford and that he- ' and had glassy eyes, his breath smelled of alco her in the face after Ray tried to arrest him for the battery constantly causes problems and should be disci hol, and he had slurred speech. Betz's blood of James Williams. plined. alcohol content was later tested to be .146 and Williams said the fight began because Lunford was ''He's real trouble," Williams said. .154. angry that Williams had broken up a previous fight at a In other polire news: Chad Hoover, 20, was arrested after a police officer partyearlierin the month. Williams saidhedidnotactually Three more UCF students were arrested for driving witnessed him staggering to his car. After getting into his see Lunford hit Ray because he had been pulled away from under the influence. car and leaving the parking lot, the police officer stopped the incident "Butifhe did hither,"Williams said, "then he's Francisco Ramirez, 25, was arrested after a police officer him because he was weaving. showing no respect for the law." sawhimweavinginandoutoftherightandleftlanesalong The police offi.cerreported that Hoover was swaying and Williamssaidhesustainedaswollenlipasaresultofthe Gemini Boulevfild.Aft.er passing the officer, Rainirez rail a leaned against the vehicle for support. Hoover's blood fight but does not wish to prosecute. However, Ray said she stop sign and then suddenly stopped after passing it, alcohol content measured .186 and .184. UCF students create art show filled with unique and bizarre Three University of Central selves unusual. Allen said: "Even ifwe don't Florida students have coordi Many artists will be auc- sell anything, the show will nated a "Freak Show and Auc tioning off their work. Accord- not be a failure. It will give the tion" that will be held from 7- ing to Allen, the work is very artists publicity, and Centaur 9 p.m., Friday at Big Bang diverse. will get some exposure."
J downtown. Several of the artists fea- Diana Linger looked at the Gary Mark Allen, photogra tured in the auction are UCF works of art to be auctioned pher; Shawn Simon, sculptor; students- paint- ~~~~~~~~ and was inspired
) and Tiffany Paschal, photog ers, sculptors, to write musical rapher and sketch artist, came drawers and pho- "The show will compositions. up with the concept ofthe show tographers. be no holds Linger's music because they were bored. "My work tends will be presented Allen said there is a "cul to be violent and ba 11'red. " a i ong with t h e tural wasteland around here." erotic. Life· ,as a works. "The mu- He also wanted to get to know fan tasy," Allen sic might over- > other artists in the area. said. • Gary Mark Allen power the work. "I'm going to very much en He added that ORGANIZER It's so good," joy feeding off the people who Simon does gothic ------Allen said. • come to see the show," Allen religious sculp- Due to the said. _ tures, and Paschal's photogra- adult nature of some of the According to Allen, the co phy is from "her own little work, patrons ofthe show must ordinators decided to go with world- her friends, her life, be 18 or older. The bar will also "Freak Show and Auction" for etc.- reality." be open. the title of the event because Apercentageoftheproceeds There will be no admission all of the work is of a bizarre or from the art sales will go to charge to the auction. unusual nature. benefit Centaur, an Orlando ''The show will be no holds The three coordinators will based AIDS organization. Cen- barred," Allen said. be handing out a flyer at the taur will have a booth with Allen also said: "It's up to door with their definition of information at the show. the viewer to decide what is freak.show. Allen thinks Centaur is a the oddity. Is it the art? Is it UCF students have combined elements of the He said some artists bring really good cause and said it the artist or is it the audi in normal work, but are them- _was hurting for funds. ence?" unusual to create the1r art show. original plan. by Jennifer Leal After the heavy rains in the spring, CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE the field became soggy. The grassy area inside the track I ~cks lobbied with the project's a:r~ facility next to the UCF Arena cannot chitect, the hydrologist and the engic be used and it will take at least $50,000 neer to raise the track by two feet. to fix its problems. "We were certainly looking forward The physical plant and athletic de to moving into a new home, but were partment have declared that teams disappointed that it wasn't done right n · cannot use the field. to begin with1 said soccer coach Bill They cited the high water table as Barker. the reason. The soccer teams now practice on A high water table occurs whe~ the their original fields by the racquetball ground is supersaturated with mois courts. ture. The facilities planning department The layers of impenetrable soil pre and physical plant have made plans to vent the water on the field from pass correct the problem. ing through. The water is then forced Plans have been made to build a to sit on top of the soil, creating a soggy drainage system in, under and ~round area that makes it difficult if not im the track. possible for teams to practice and play The water collected will be emptied in the area. into the lake in front of the arena. Before the track was built, a soils These plans will be implemented in engineer from Jammal and Associates February or March. PSI took ground samples and said they The plans should be completed by had looked favorable. mid-summer of 1993. J.C. Hicks, assistant directo-r of the The project will take anywhere from physical plant, said the track's initial $50,000 to $75,000 to fix, officials said. elevation was too low according to the 4 The Central Florida Future • October 22, 1992 TICKET SALES A SG Kio.sk l~ "".. ATTRACTIONS:. 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FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE WE OFFERYOU ACHOICE OF ...... LASER PRINTING FOR FIVE CENTS PER PAGE OR ...... FREE DOTMATRIX PRINTING. October 22, 1992 • The Central Florida Future 5 WILD PIZZA HELLER FROM PAGE 1 FROM PAGE 1 SG creates new committee Jennifer M. Burgess hers will be elected at the SG retaining 100 percent of the meeting tonight. current senators. said, an unidentified man told failures as well as his successes, STAFF REPORTER her that Romero was lying on noting that "Picture This" was a The committee meeting "We can't have a tum-over, the floor of the men's bath novel without characters, without Student Government Sen- time will be determined by the that hurts the senate,"he said. • room . development, without sex and, ate voted unanimously on a members. Riebold also said that he Police officers McLoughlin "unfortunately, without a lot of resolution that will create a SG Senate also voted Thurs wants to increase interaction and Schwebs and students readers." committee to review spending day to keep Chris Riebold as between the senators and their Fabian Carrozzino and Naria Heller closed theeveningread- of all Activity and Service Fee its pro temp. constituency. Jose Olay attempted to revive ingfrom his ongoing work, a book money· Rie_bold told the Senate he "We have to let students Romero using CPR. which mixes real characters such SG developed the Opera wants to see consistency in know who their senator is and Romero was pronounced as President George Bush with tions Review Ad Hoc Commit leadership. He said his deci what they can do for them," he • dead at 1:24 a.m. one of his more familiar charac- tee to improve communication sion to run again was not self said. ters, Yossarian from "Catch 22." between SG and students. It ishly motivated. · He said senators should con ______:______:_.:____:__....:__ , also monitors the spending of According Dogoli, the pro centrate on serving the stu A · ·• student money. tern p's job is to "act as the voice dents. He urged senators to of the legislative branch." · ~.·.· •..· . . A ARECHMIEEVEMBMEERENTDS , /j}~.... ,. j- According to Mark Dogoli, help clubs on campus, saying ~ 6J.-- I student body vice president, He said Riebold is the liai that it can be a rewarding ex • ~ Forever with ArtCm:ved __:::_ ~ the committee will not have son between the executive, ju perience. He also told senators the power to reallocate spend- dicial and legislative branches. to keep a positive attitude Finest Quality• F;istc.:st Delivery Lifetime Warranty. Best Overall Value ing. The committee will hear, As pro temp, SG requires about what can be done on investigate and make sugges Riebold to be a member of all campus. tions to the Senate regarding five senate committees. "Once you tell yourself 'I the spending of ASF money. Dogoli said that Riebold can't do that,' it won't be done,," · Sen. Ana Bugdadi, who strongly supports the constitu he said. sponsored the resolution, said ency requirement as pro temp the committee will not give the last year. Senate any power it does not Riebold also required the currently have. senators to talk to clubs and Bugdadi said the commit organizations aQout SG. tet;l 'Yill give students an op · Riebold said his qualifica portunity to voice their opin tions for the position include ions and concerns about ASF being a member of the orienta . money. tion team, being the former - SG plans to resolve the tem chairman of the Organization porary committee in Decem Appropriations and Finance ber, although it will be impos Committee and being the sible for the committee to re former pro temp. view all ASF spending within Riebold told senators he has the next two months. several goals for himself and The committee will consist the Senate. of the pro temp and six elected Riebold said he would like ~ senators. The committee mem- to have a productive sen~te by UCF Bookstore • r :iy1m·111111.111,,A\,.. il,1b1(' lllCD :iE'"tO • STUDENT SPECIAL '?~ s+ ~eef4, FRAME & FUTON · ,1'1> OP!:lf> . 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October 22, 1992 •The Central Florida Future 7 Taking a 'Hitt' at minorities member oftwo minority groups: female and Puerto Rican. Jeannette Rivera Still, somehow I have been led to believe that there are CAMPUS COMMENTARY well-educaOOdHispani~,Asian-Americans,NativeAmeri cans and women, just to mention a few, who could perfol'IJl all me crazy but when I hear the word "minority," this t.ask just as well. Martin Luther King's face is not the only image While I certainly do not doubt that there are a large C that comes to mind. number ofAfrican-Americans who could be an asset to this I even dare to think that this word refers to ethnic and university by holding this position, I am reluctant to accept cultural groups other than African-Americans. the premise that they should be the only candidates And please ·don't laugh, but it was my understanding conside:ted to fill the office. that''minoritY' applied to women as well. Obviously I didn't Perhaps there is a perfectly logical explanation-other get my definition for the term "minoritY' from the same than the statement being a political platitude ofthe worst source that UCF President John Hitt did. rank - for Hitt's seeming intention to hire strictly an Recently, Hitt met with members of the university's African-American for this job. Afiican-American Student Union. During their meeting he It is very possible that rm not seeing the rationale said that the position of direct.or for minority recruitment, behind the idea. Perhaps I am too idealistic for sustaining soon to be vacant, would not be eliminated. That's goodl}ews the thought thatbelongingto an ethnic group should not be in this state, which is as famous for freezing positions in its synonymous with special considerations. . ~ educational system as it is for its citrus products. What I am suggesting is that ifthe director for minority What makes my eyebrows rise, however, is that the recruitment - interim or otherwise - is going to c0me UCFpresidentadded that he was "in the process oflooking from a minority segment of our population, then all these YOU'RE RIGHT, S'METHEART. for an African-American interim to hold the position." segments should be considered equally. VOTING DOES MAKE YOU FEEL CLASSY Correct me ifl am mistaken butitseems to me that this Narrowing the definition of "minority" to African is not a ve:ry equitable situation for other seginents of our American is just as inaccurate as defining "American" school's minority population. as white male. KEEPING UP BY WILLIAM HAMIL TON Maybe my problem is that fm biased After all, I am a · Jeannette Rivera is a senwr majoring in radio and DISTRIBUTED BY tekvisWn. NEWSPAPER FEATURES COUNCIL On and·Off Campur--s______--r-_;______----:-i Elton Bracey Of!lJEL.. CL.AS5 I ~ Af .. "salad." DaveBany The problem is that I keep getting stuck in line behind Salad Scientists. These are people who make a salad as TRIBUNE MEDIA SERVICES ifit were some kind of nuclear-fission experiment, sub e can learn a lot about proper eating habits by . jecting each leaf and sprout to int.ense scrutiny. The watching the behavior of wildlife creatures. worst is when you're behind TWO of them, because then they have to DISCUSS everything: W Take toads. You don't see toads fluctuating FIB.ST SALAD SCIENTIST (picking up a string bean): wildly in weight and obsessing about food and constantly Look. String beans. going on ineffectual diets and then sneaking into the SECOND SALAD SCIENTIST: I don't care for string kitchen at 2 a.m. and consuming an entire Sara Lee beans in a salad. banana cake (serves 12). FIB.ST SALAD SCIENTIST: I like string beans in a No, when a toad gets hungry, it simply flicks out its salad, but I don't like the looks of this string bean. t.ongue and snares - NOT a cheeseburger; NOT a bowl SECOND SALAD SCIENTIST: No, that looks a little of Lucky Charms breakfast cereal - but a natural, high pale ro me. But then I don't care for string be~ns in a protein, zero preservatives, low-fat moth. The toad gulps salad. the moth down whole, and bang, just like that, it's FIRST SALAD SCIENTIST (picking up another string finished with its whole eating thing. Freed from the bean): Now Till~ string bean looks a little better to me. tyranny of food obsession, the t.oad can now get on with SECOND SALAD SCIENTIST: Well, ifyou ask me, it's other activities, such as ponde1 .ng the fact that there is a little on the brownish side. But then I don't a whole live moth in its stomach. caAAIIEEEEE (sound of me stabbing the serond scien This is why toads always look vaguely worrie_d. They tist with a pair of coleslaw tongs). have live disoriented insects tromping around inside makes them easy tolocate in the dark. Plus they're good FIRST SALAD SCIENTIST: I don't care foe coleslaw in them, and they (the toads) are thinking that maybe they for your heart: Like every other product now sold in the · a salad. should chew their food before they swallow it, except that Unit.ed States, including Drano, they come in a package Another problem is that many diets simply don't work. -Nature can be cruel-TOADS DON'T HAVE TEETH. marked "LOW CHOLESTEROL." Heart. care is a top Statistics show that people who go on gimmicky or"crash" This problem led t.o groundbreaking 1982 experiment at priority with me, So I ate the whole box (serves 20). diets will gain al the weight back within a year; whereas the University of Wisconsin, wherein biologists, using a The problem with doing this is that Cheez-Its also people who follow realistic, long-term diet regimes will $7.3 million grant, fitted a group of toads with dentures, contain calories, which our bodies tum into fat. Of course never lose any weight at all. That's because they're all then observed them closely over a five-year period, at the it could be worse. Imagine if our bodies turned them int.o, eating so-called "frozen yogurt," which I strongly suspect end of which they (the researchers) reported that the say, linoleum, or s\J.rplus body parts: is a fraud. toads "'seemed to be in a good mood," adding that "there's BOB: Hi, Frank! Ask yourself: Does "frozen yogurt" taste anything like really no way to tell." ~ Hi, Bob! Say, I notice you have eight noses. regular yogurt? No, it does not. Regular yogurt tast.es So we can see how important it is to have sensible long BOB: I know. I gotta go on a diet. healthy, by which I mean, bad. It tastes like something t.erm eating regime and realistic dietary goals. I myself When Bob (not his real name) does go on a diet, chances you might use the field of t.ent repair. Whereas "frozen was on a sensible long-term eating regime until nearly m are he will eat at salad bars constantly, because that way yogurt" tastes good. positive that if you dug beneath 10:30 this morning, when I finally achieved my dietary rm I can put a little lettuce on my plate and cover it with a "frozen yogurt" store, you'd find large hidden under goal oflocating where my wife put the box of Cheez-Its. enough cheese, bacon, pasta, potato ·salad, Roquefort ground pipes leading directly t.o a Dairy Queen. Think These are my favorit.e snack crackers because they con dressing, etc., to rectify the nutritional shortfall in Soma About it! rd think about it myself, but this riboflavin is tain "riboflavin" and have a radioactive orange color that lia and still be able to say that all I ate for lunch was a starting to kick in. The Central Florida Future October 22, 1992 8 nBct> MF N/S to share nice 312 apt 5min. Call Adam at CVI 380-6000 X3092 ACTORS NEEDED Yes, we're here! FIJI, thanks for the from UCF. Clubhouse, AC, raquetball, Leave message. For UCF student film. Men and women GREEK CORNER great busride. Mike Kelly how you pool, spa, weightroom. No deposits. ages 20-25. Must be able to film on feeling? Hey AXA, we're getting $325 pays all. Call 380-3243 Pine Guitar-custom Hamer Sunburst, curly weekends. Call 359-9615. psyched for Bust. Mystery food bandit H.arbour. maple top, mahogany, kahler tremelo, watchout;we're looking 4 U. hardcase, $550 080, Call 671-8955 nKA Pikes & UCF ... 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She hopes Intramural sports at UCF are heating _ Though it would come to a surprise to of Delta Delta Delta's games to see for may and help in the post season tourna up as the midseason point approaches. most UCF students, there are exciting, myself exactly what the women meant by ment. Teams have worked the bugs out of their action-packed football games that aren't 'football." I must confess, I did not expect 'The core of the offense is Kristen systems and the competition is becoming played on Saturday nights. Delta Delta much from the girls. However, I apologize to Buckstein," saiddefensivecoachP.J. Power. the women for my lack offaith. Buck.stein played collegiate soccer and is If anyone goes to one of these games an all-purpose player on offense. In the expecting a powder puff game, a group of game I watched, she ran, passed and played cheerleaders turned players or some other wide receiver. Buck.stein even gained more form of comical entertainment, they will be yardage this week than Detroit Lions' run surprised. The Tri Deltas are there to play ning back Barry Sanders. football and they do it well. I went to the Another offensive leader is quarterback game expecting to see a group of women Stacie Clemons. Clemon's strong ann and , trying to prove a pointand ended up watch accuracy have given Delta Delta Delta a ing a team that would give the New En new dimension. gland Patriots a hard fought battle. ''Iliketosuckinthedefensewiththerun, ( These women ran reverses, halfback then let Stacie bum them through the air," passes and even a no huddle offense. On said offensive coach Todd Marsh. "Overall several occasions the women had to dive at wehavea very good team. They rely on each an opponentorcollidetopreventa pass. Not others they respect each other and they once did any of the women give any consid trust each other." eration to avoiding contact. The flag football league has men's, Delta Delta Delta's defense is led by women's and independent divisions. The JeanneTarant.olaandMelissaPacitti. This leagues are composed offraternity, sorority defense uses man-to-man, or in this case and independent teams. Best of all, the woman-to-woman coverage. They also use action is fast, fun and free. You can cat.ch a a zone defense, a task that even the Tampa game any Mondaythrough Thursday starl Jody Fisher of Delta Delta Delta stretches for a pass to help her Bay Bucshav_e been unsucressfu.lin achiev ing at 3:45 and 4:45 p.m. next to the Recre keep her team on top of the division in intermurals. (0eHoog1FuruRE> ing. ational Servires office. SKIING FROM PAGE 12 Heath for first place and John Ginter and Dan Rini taking fourth ~nd fifth places, respec tively. But when it came time for the men's overall winner to be decided, NLU beat out UCF 6145 to 5915. "NLU skied better than their average ability," said ( Autore. But he quickly adds "next year we'll win." The UCF women's team produced winning results in the overall and special event divisions. Kristi Overton won first place in the slalom followed by Liz Lambert who took sec ond place. In the tricks division, both - Overton and Lambert re peated their first and second ( place showings, respectively. Overton held on in the jumping division to land a third place spot. The women's strong showing in every event easily gave the overall women's title to Kristi Overton and UCF. The women's team captain, Jennifer Skeldon, said, "Ev erybody on the team contrib uted, andKristi and Liz turned < in outstanding performances." "The women's team came through when we needed them," said Auto re. "They beat NLU's women's team and helped the overall team's comeback to claim the title." The season begins again in the spring and the Knights have already set the goal of winning againg next year. "We achieved our ultimate goal of winning back-to-back national titles. Only NLU has done this before we did. They've taken consecutive second place for the last two years, but be ( fore that we had six years of second place finishings to their first and hopefully we'll main ' . tain our first place trend." Autore said. ( • October 22, 1992 • The Centnl Florida Future 11 • Bests and busts in the broadcasters box: the Buffalo Bills. Now, it would have been find more intelligent things talk about. fascinated Madden as much, he has moved • Jenny Duncanson one thing ifthe comments were significant Unfortunately, his overbearing voice al on to sun glass straps. or even appealing. But saying (or yelling, lows him w dominate the broadcast and A second argument in the case against OFFSIDES rather) "Look at all those stripes! How do drown outanyimportantremarksfromhis Mr. I-can-talk-louder-than-you Madden is • you know when you have enough stripes?' co-hosts. his irresponsible use of the TV chalkboard. It has been yet another disappointing only seives wirritate those of us who can This season the shirts must not have This wonderful invention has helped w week in football: the Giant.s suffered a enhance understanding and therefore en • heart-breakingloss, theFinsgotlucky again joyment ofthe game. But Menial Madden's and CBS is still broadcasting the loud, mindless messes that result from his scrib obnoxiousvoiceofJohnMadden. It's enough bling are only an annoyance, not an en wmake a grown sports ediwr cry. hancement. • Maddenandhismonotonousmonologu.es Thank God for mute buttons on the simply must be t.erminated. Not only is the remot.e control. mere sound of his voice annoying, but the A much more pleasant voice coming • things he says are irrelevant and frankly, from the annowicers' box is that of Mr. uninteresting. He has an inane ability w Frank Gifford With all due respect w my find the obscure and glorify it as if it was aeoompliceincrime,Mr. TrivialTrylko,and • something truly int.eresting. his Offical Word ramblings, Gifford is a Casein point: Lastyearthenewtrend in welcomed insight into the wonderful world sideline fashions featured coaches' shirts of football He concentrates on the game • with a distinctive stripped pattern. Mr. l and its critical elements. I have learned a am-a-football-god Madden spent 15 min good deal about the game on Monday eve utes of my precious foot.ball viewing time w nings with Frank and I wish that Mr. comment on such a shirt worn by one of the Madden would sit down from the chalk • best head coaches in the NFL, Marv Levy of board and take a lesson for once. able Frank) are often more entertain popular broadcaster. The fresh oppo his career, but the careers of today's • . Trace Trylko ing than my favorite ex-NFL jock site of Gifford the Gaffe is CBS analyst once and future stars. Give me a Mad turned broadcaster. Madden. Madden, who popularized bus den monologue any day. OFFICIAL WORD Heck, my good friend Margie, an travel long before Bill Clinton and Al Finally, Madden stands out because aspiring MNF television star, offers Gore took up their vote-getting excur~ Years of television sports viewing ofhis expert use of the television chalk • more detailed perspectives than does sions, is what football is all about. This have culminated in my total frustra board. He scribbles and draws, dia our so-called and self-proclaimed pig one-time Oakland Raiders~ coach clues tion with one broadcast personality. grams and details formations, plays skin expert. the viewer in to not only the goings-on and sideline absurdities with a clever, • Frank Gifford of "Monday Night Foot Fabulous Frank tends to bore view ball" fame is out of his league and it's in the huddle, but the pressure-filled comical edge. Madden is in a class by ers while he babbles on about inconse ·coaching decisions made on the side- time he hung up his headset. himself and is a joy to listen to. quential statistics. It often takes the line as well. Gifford's tired insights and cliches Tum the volume down if you can't • wit and wisdom of Al Michaels to re Unlike Gifford's long-winded ser stand a particular announcer. Watch became tedious years ago. While lis mind Frank that his playing days are tening to Gifford, you get the feeling mons on the football mount, Madden "Murphy Brown" if fabulous Frank long since over. gets to the point. He is not afraid to tell he'd rather trade places with talk show really annoys you. And, let's hope With all due respect to Jenny us that Mr. Million Dollar football star Frank's replacement arrives soon. Good host Regis Philbin. Philbin and co-host Duncanson's thrashing of John Mad Kathy Lee Gifford (yes, wife of vener- made a bonehead play. Gifford simply luck, Margie, in your pursuit of Gifs den, I must come to the defense of this revels in the good ol' days of not only job! · • • Ibn't believe everyt:hirg you hear. '!he Air • Force continues to seek outst:arrlin:J students to fill future officer requirements. see yourself hecnnirg a leader, graduatin;J f:ran .. college as an Air Force officer with fully HOT MIAMI developed qualities of Character am mana gerial ability. 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In this year's men's slalom Collegiate Waterskiing The scoring system used re event, UCF's Ken Autore took Association's National Cham wards 580 points to the win first place followed by Doug pionship in Fort Lauderdale. ner of each event, 570 points to Ross who held on to place The NCWSA nationals, second place and for third place fourth in a field of 58 skiers. which were held on Oct. 16 560 points, and the scale goes The tricks division saw Matt ' and 17, featured the top 12 down in 10 point increments. Rini take second place and teams in the nation competing UCF's final score was 11,405 John Swanson fifth. for an overall national cham which edged them past NLU, The UCF men dominated pionship and individual titles who had 11,330 points. The the jumping division with John for slalom, tricks and jumping. USL team finished third with Swanson tying USL's Mike Northeastern Louisiana Uni a seemingly distant score of versity took second place, Uni- 10,090 points. SKIING continued page 1O Cross Country takes seventh by Jenny Duncanson Dabate took 23rd in the conference will advance to SPORTS EDITOR For the women, freshman the regional race in South Caro Tiffany Hill posted the highest · lina Amy Gendreau puts power on the ball and helps The Knights ran to a respect finishforUCFwithatimeof20:31 "We did decent," L.>ftus said her team win three conference games. (DeHoog/FUTURE> abl~ seventh place finish this for the 5K which put her in 32nd _ "We were hoping to break into the weekend in the State Champion place. Freshman Valerie - top five, but w~re not discourD Volleyball retmns with a ships for cross countiy. Valenzuela placed 45th. aged" Twenty-threet.eamscompeted, While the overall finish is not Loftussaidtheconferencemeet start in conference with over200runnersin both the as high as the team would }\ave ismoreimportantandhefeelsthe good men's and women's races. liked,headCQB.chDouglnftusfeels runnersarereadytodo well there. by Jenni Malone At the UCF Invitational over the weekend, the Lady Junior Pete Fournier finished the team is in the best position for "We're more confident for con CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE in the top place for the Knights in a top finish at the Trans America ference," Loftus said. "We have Knights finished in a strong L 15th overall with a time of27:15 Athletic Conference Champion- not peakedyet, but we will peak at The women were psyched second place and increased in the five mile run. Junior Joe shipsonOct.31.Thetoptwoteams therighttimeandtherightplace." and the fans were enthusic there overall record to 9-12, astic as volleyball returned and more importantly, 3-0 to Central Florida for the in the Trans America Ath · Plan Ahead first time this season. letic Conference. The Lady Knights started The women opened the there month long home stay tournament with an upset in style with a convincing over Eastern Kentucky Uni straight set victory Wednes versity. The women fell day night against the Lady short in a first game rally, Hatters of Stetson. but responded with a vicious "The excitement of com attack to defeat the Lady ing home really showed," Colonels in four games. said UCF head coach Laura After a loss to the Lady Smith. "It is exciting to 'fechsters ofLouisiana Tech, the know we can beat Stetson, Lady Knights faced Stetson for who is in our conference." V-BALL continued page 9 Fighting Knights look for victory on road by Glenn carrasqulllo Hilltoppers are independent members of Division 1- AA, and are coming off a 42-18 victory over the STAFF REPORTER Russian Czars in an exhibition game last week. The UCF Knights football team will take to the Western Kentucky deploys a wishbone type of road this Saturday night when they will face the offense that McDowell says the Knights will need to ( Western Kentucky Hilltoppers in Bowlip.g Green. prepare for this week. The Knights (4-1) cracked the NCAA Division 1- "They have a triple I offense that is explosive at AA poll at 19th in the nation this week. The Knights times and at others is inconsistent," McDowell said. defeated Nicholls State last week 42-18. · "We will have to stop them from running. They do not (" The Knights are also ranked 16th in the Sports throw very often." Network Poll, which is comprised of sports informa On defense, Western Kentucky will bring an tion directors, head football coaches and directors of eight-man front that may give sophomoe UCF quar athletics from the I-AA ranks. terback Darin Hinshaw the opportunity to throw the "Being ranked this early in the season is a real ball. milestone for UCF,"head coach Gene McDowell said. "They bring a lot of people up front and will "We must maintain our winning and we will be in the challenge you to throw the ball," McDowell said. playoffs." Freshman running back Gerod Davis leads the The Knights found themselves the Division I-AA Knights' ground game with 485 yards on 82 rushes rankings for the first time in the last week of the and six touchdowns. 1990 schedule when they listed 18th in the country. Sophomore quarterback Darin Hinshaw has com Two ineligible teams ranked ahead of UCF al pleted 68 of 134 passes for 1,157 yards and 11 \ lowed the Knights to play in the 16-team playofffield touchdowns. He has been intercepted 11 times. that year. Senior linebacker Rick Hamilton leads the Knights The Knights defeated William and Mary in their with 57 tackles including 34 unassisted stops. first-ever Division I-AA playoff game but lost the The Knights are 1-0 on the road so far this season < The Fighting Knights bring down opponets next to eventual champion Georgia Southern. with a victory over Western Illinois. Western Kentucky (1-4) is not ranked, but a UCF The game will be broadcast on WGTO (540 AM) at and move up in the polls. (DeHoog!FUTURE> victory will help the Knights in the polls. The 6 O'clock Saturday. . INTRAMURAL GAME P. 10 • Snf eSex in the ~90s: Plnqing with qour mouse n the '90s, meeting people has become more complicated. 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You are in the middle soundslikeJimmyBuffett.Andthenthere craze is LA based techno group The Move from "Jump" to get a good club response. of a massive world tour. What is the is uCuttin' the Rug," the happiest and ment. On their debut album, The Movement "Don't OD" on the other hand is a rather obvious careerdecision? ForlzzyStradlin most hook filled tune 9n the album. proves that it can make people dance, but it tired track with little chance for club play. the decision was to quit Guns 'N Roses. Izzy's solo outing covers a variety of falls short of a successful album. Its debut In a different style all together is the Spanish Well some time has passed and Izzy musical ground, but only a few tracks would better be classified as a dance 12'. raggamuffin tune "Tell Tu Mama." This track has finally released a solo album. The come close to the material he contributed The album contains an abst.rd fourversions tries to mix reggae and Latin raps into a cool hype surrounding this record is compared to his last band. If you are looking for of" Jump, " and two versions of both "BINGO" dance groove. Guess again. It comes off about to Keith Richards solo release. straight rock and roll with gritty vocals, and "Don't OD." "Jump," being their break as annoying as any Gerado song. While it does have many similarities to the this is the ticket. If you are looking for through single still can cause uncontrollable When The Movement sticks to creating a Richards release, it has some other inter- another Guns 'N Roses record this is not movement on the dance floor, but the mixes beat they are very successful, as any who esting elements. Contrary to what one it. Should Izzy have quit. Time will tell, but showcased on this album do little to justify hasbeentoaclubanddancedto "Jump" can might expect, it bears little resemblance in the mean time royalty checks, from his putting four of them on. Incidentally, all of the attest to. Be warned though, let this music to Izzy's work with 10 contributions to the last G 'N R records, mixes are the clean versions which omit the ever remain club music. As an album, The Move G 'N R. will continue to support his musical ex- so funky call of "Ju~ Mother F-kers." ment fails to put together something that The record begins with "Somebody's perimentation. Poised to be the next single is the jump holds up outside of the smoke filled, alcohol Knockin" a Stones flavored rocker .. A . · like "BINGO." 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