November 25Th 1987

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November 25th 1987

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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Arthur E. Nelson University Archives at CSUSB ScholarWorks. It has been accepted for inclusion in Coyote Chronicle (1984-) by an authorized administrator of CSUSB ScholarWorks. For more information, please contact [email protected]. .RNIA STATE UNIVtnGiTY San Bernardino The DEC 1-1987 LIBRARY Chronicle Volume 22, Number 8 Col Store University, Son Bernardino November 25, 1987 JeUo Molds CSUSB Jello Btafra, former lead singer Park which inserted the posters in for the now defunct Dead the album cover). Charges were Kennedys punk rock band, will filed under the seldom used section speak in the Upper Commons on 313.1 of the California penal code. Thursday, December third. Biafra This section defines harmful will discuss his recent acquital matter as material which appeals from the charges of distributing to 'Prurient interest, i.e., a pornographic material to minors, shameful or morbid interest in as well as other aspects of the nudity, sex, or excretion, and is band. Following his talk Biafra patently offensive to the prevailing will open the floor to a question standards in the adult community and answer session. as a whole with respect to what is Biafra's story begins back in suitable material for minors, and is December, 1985, when the 14- utterly without redeeming social year-old daughter of Mary Ann importance.' It is a misdemeanor Thompson purchased a copy of charge that, with conviction, the Dead Kennedys 1985 LP carries a maximum one-year jail Frankenchrist, as a present for her term and a $2000 fine, ^dKMigh 11-year-old brother. The record the' distrkA attorney stated that album came with a warning they would not try for a jail sticker on the front cover which sentence in this case. stated, 'Warning the inside The trial b^an the week of foldout to this record cover is a August 11, 1987, and lasted for work of art by H.R. Giger that only four days. Prior to the trial, some people may find shocking charges against all defendents repulsive or offensive. Life can except Biafra and Bonnano had sometimes be that way.' The been dropped. Throughout the poster contained inside the album trial, the prosecution tried to is a reproduction of Swiss demonstrate that the poster was surrealists H.R. Gigers 'Landscape obscene to the community at large. No.20' often refened to as Tenis In his opening remarks, the Landscape.' The poster depicts a Deputy District Attorney stated field with 10 penises inserted in 10 that '...it is the poster itself and vaginas. Biafra daims it is a work yqur good common sense. It will of art and that it represents im^es be your determination as to central to the theme of the album. whether or not that poster violates Mary Ann Thompson, the prevailing standards in the however, found the poster to be adult community as to what is something other than art In fact suitable, appropriate material for ^e found it to be pornography and minors.' The defense argued, filed a Idter of complaint to the however, that the Dead Kennedys State Attorney General's office. were a socially conscious band a^ On April 15, 1986 police included the poster in the record in officers from Los Angeles and San order to make a social comment Francisco raided the offices of the The defense stated, 'Instead of Alternative Tentacles record being without redeeming social company searching for copies of importance, this is the highest. It is the album and the poster. Police one of the highest examples of officers then entered Biafra'shome people that are committed to and confiscated his Rolodex, social causes.' The arguments business records stationary and went round and round. The artwork in order to gather more prosecution argued that the poster evidence against him. dehumanized sex and depicted On June 2, 1986, charges were humans as objects and which is filed in Los Angeles against JeUo where its prurient appeal lay. The Biafra, Michael Bonnano (general defense stated that the lyrics of the • manager of Alternative Tentacles), album and the message in the Debra Ruth Schwartz (gener^ poster were deeply inter­ manager of Mordam Records, a connected. One of the defense sub-distributor of Alternative witnesses claimed that poster deals Tentacles), Steve Bordeaux with the mechanization of sex as a (president of Greenwood means to sell things, and that while Distributors in Torrance, a the image is about sex, it isn't a Jello Biafra, Former Former Lead distributor of Alternative turn on, it's a turn off. Tentacles), and Salvatore Alberti Singer of The Dead Kennedy's. > (tbeownerofthefirminMonterey See ''Jello'' pg. 10 3 The EDITOR'S Chronicle CORNER

After last weeks letter to the CSUSB. names?). editor everyone has been asking Secondly, as as my being a As I have mentioned in me if I am going to reply to Ms. TKE little sister, (not sweetheart), previous comers, The Chronide STAFF Mihld's letter. At first 1 was going that has nothing to do with TKE's welcomes 'constructive criticism.' to just mention the letter briefly. coverage in the newspaper. Every However, it seems that CSUSB But after reading it again I decided fraternity and sorority is given has a lot of people who are ready to be a little bit more winded. equal space and time. Notice, to aiticize the newspaper but very First, Ms. Mihld does have Sigma Chi has also been on the few are willing to work for the EDITOR-I N-CHIEF some constructive criticism in her front page and has had an article paper and make it better. We have letter. There are several things, each week on the Greek page.The a very small staffs many d who are other than the Greek artides that Chronicle prints what is news, not writing for their first time. KIM SCHNEPP lack professionalism in The things that corrdate with the We need writers who will write Chronicle. This is not, after all, the editor's social life. quality artides, but no one seems L.A. Times. And as Ms. Mihld Finally, as far as 'Benito's' to be willing to give the time, to do MANAGING EDITOR knows from her work on the paper newswriting lessons, well he that Thus, we must deal with what JOHN PURCELL last year when her boyfriend was would be in a classroom with we have. editor, running a newspaper with everyone else who writes fcv the emplc^ees' who have little or no Greek page. These people aren't Well now that I've blown off all BUSINESS MANAGER journalism experience isn't easy. journalists and don't claim to be. the deam that has been building all The Chronide prinfr their articles quarter. I think 111 take a four day HEIDI BECKER One must realize that the the way they (the writers) intend holiday. Everyone enjoy your campus newspaper is to inform, them to be. I would imiiginf vacation and don't eat too much true, but it is also tor the studoit's they're intended for members turitey. PRODUCTION EDITOR enjoyment Tboe isn't a lot thdr 'group' and others who controversy on our campus to SUE CHOINIERE choose to read the artide. report that doesot mean we're not (And yes, Benito does have a Kim Schnei^ looldng for some, but this is surname, do you object to pen- EditorHn-Oiief LAYOUT ARTISTS KAREN CUTTER DANA FRANCIS KRISTI MARNELL WJCT wincjow, pfeosc

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and double-spaced. Editorials and/or cMmentary that are unsigned represent the maiority opinioo artitl. and not necetsarily those of the Cal Slate Chronicle. 3 Opinion ''Animal Liberation" Album The Casting Of Characters In Supports Animal Rights "The Marriage ofBette and Boo" by Sandra Lang Chronicle Staff-Writer The LP features muric by Howard Jones, Lene Lovich, Nina Caused The Play To Be A Success "Animals are not ours to eat, Hagen, Shriekback, Attrition, by John Purcell job of overdoing anxiety, without Matt's efforts at trying to wear or experiment on." Chris and Cosey, Colour Field, Managing Editor overdoing it. disentangle the meaning of the This is the basic message of the Luck Van Acker, and Captain web woven by his father's drinking LP "AninudLib€ration",se^ADm Sensible. and his mother's obsession with Have you ever seen a play or a Christopher Motta, who plays Mathews, representative for Mathews said the above movie where you thought every Matt-Bette calls him Skippy- having children were a sad People for Ethical Treatment of performers' songs were chosra for character in the cast was the best delivered Durang's humor in pleasure to watch. Animals (PETA). the album because "we didn't person possible for the part? a manner that underscored the The album makes no bones want the album just to be a good morbidness of the play, yet Another fine performance was about relaying its animal rights cause, but to be good music as enhanced the play's power to found in James Seilsopour's role message to listeners. well." If the answer is no, you must evoke laughter. as Father Donnally, who is a The first song "Don't Kill the Mathews said he got the idea for have missed the Theatre better comedian than as a pillar of Animals" by Nina Hagen and the album in 1980 when he heard Department's production of faith. Seilsopour was also fun to Lene Lovich (now PETA's theme the anti-fur industry song "Skin" Christopher Durang's, The watch as the doctor who delivers song) says, "if they (animals) were by Siouxsee and the Banshees. Marriage of Bate and Boo. But what's is all about? What's Matt and throughout the course of meant to be eaten they'd be "I started thinking about the the point? the play, four stillborn baWes to growii^ on trees...No more torture new music scene-even if not Bette and Boo. of our furry friends in the name of everyone listens to it, everyone The play, easily classified as a food or scientific ends...be talks about it. It draws attention to That's what Matt asks himself dark comedy, is about the v^etarian, be anti-vivisection." serious i^es. It's not all love, love, throughout the play. He sees his marriage ofBette Brennan, played Josh King was also excellent as While the song lyrics are dear love and lets dance, dance, dance." alcoholic father taking lessons by Kelly Grenard, and Boo Paul Brennan, Bette's incoherent, enough, the animal rights issue is said Mathews. from his alcoholic grandfather, Hudlocke, played by Matt but kindly father. further emphasized in the short After joining up with the Karl Hudlock, played by David W^ter, as it was seen by their tracks between some of the songs. Washington, D.C. PETA staff in Pavao, who once again son, Matt. The play moves back One of these tracks includes 1985, Mathews got the chance to distinguishes himself as a fine and forth in time as Matt Bette and Boo has completed its excerpts of recorded news reports make his idea a reality. actor. remembers various scenes in the run at the University theatre, but of research lab raids. A report said, The record was put together in marru^e, how he reacted to them the Theatre Arts Department will "they found the animals crippled London over the past two years and the conclusions he drew or be holding auditions for its Winter and helpless, unable to use ^eir with the help of Alan Jourgansen, was unable to draw from them. In one scene. Matt asks his grandfather why he treated his production of Come Back to the arms or legs, no food or medical member of the band Ministry and Five and Dime Jimmy Dean, wife. Soot (Kathleen Hoffmaster), care, broken bones, fingers and head of Wax Trax Records. Jimmy Dean, by Ed Gracezyk. so badly. "I see all of you," Matt toes torn off." Mathews said most of the Regardless of tne serious issue proceeds made from the album The part of Emily, Bettc's ultra- says to his grandfather, ''doing the the lyrics convey, it would hard "wOl go into advertising (PETA's paranoid sister, brought out the same thii^ over and over. Iwonder Auditions will be held Dec 1 and 2 in the Creative Arts Theatre not to enjoy the album's nine songs slogans) on billboards, subways best performance on the stage. if I'm missing something?" for their fun, danceable rhythms. and buses." Wendi Theroux did a remarkable "Go away," is the reply. at 7 p.m. -r-njssssjwl Announcements 1 Pfou Library Campus Crusode Actors Perform Col Stote Women Studies Extends Hours Short Stories Dokersfieid Thonks Students The Imogmotion Players Program Holds During Finols THANK5I from the Theotre Arts May Become The Pfou Librory onnounced The food ond clotf> 'rive Deportment, Collfomio Stote thor the 11 p.m. closing time for tfie boys orphanage In Universliy, Son Demordirio, will Third Lecture University normolly in effect during Rnols Mexico was o success. Thor^ perform 10 short stories for "Femole Oiminolity" will be Week V41I ogoln be exrerded you for your support. We vrill children ot the Normon F. the topic ot tfre third tolk in o The lost of the 19 CSU to the week before finob this continue to colleo food G Feldheym Central Librory, 555 series of lunchtime speokere campuses, Colifornio Store quofter for a totol of two dofhes in tfie box at the West 6th Street, Son ^onsored by the Women's College, Bokersfield. was weeks of lore closing. For the student union front desk in Dernordino, on Monday, Studies Program.. The feotured gront^ university status by tt^ preparation for onother trip to Nov. 30, 1987, or 7 p.m. speaker is Dr. Frances Coles, period Nov. 30 to Dec. 10, CSU Doord of Trustees on tfie orphonoge on Dec.19. We Associore Professor In the librory hours wrill be Monday- The performonce will Wednesdoy. The name trust you will contribute in any Deportment of Criminol Thursday 8 a.m.-11 p.m.. roke ploce in the Dirvg S. Wong change to Colifbmio Store way possible to help these Justice ond Coordinator of rtre Fridoys 8 a.m.-5 p.m., Lecture Holl ond will lostobout University, Bokersfield will not kids. Hove o great Christmos. one hour. ADA.AISSION IS FI^E. Porolegol Studies Progrom be officiol until opprovol Is also Soturdoys 9 o.m.-5 p.m. and Sundoys 12 noon-8 p.m. Thonks again. All children ond their fomllles here ot Col Stote. given by the Colifornio ore invited to join us for o Postsecondory Educorion delightful evening of favorite Women crimlnols hove Commission. Selling Classes Learn stories, folktoles ond folrytoles. lorgely been ignored in The compus met the The compony members studies of alme. In her tolk. required four of the five ore: LIso Giere - Theotre Arts: Dr. Coles will report on her specified airerio for compuses T a Sell Conventions Michelle Sherrrron - Liberal recent investigofions of this to be deslgnoted "University." Studies; Dorrle Holl • Uberol subject. She will examine It exceed^ tf»e criteria in tt>e Saturday, November 14, Dr. a three stor rotlrtg. Studies; Suson Mitchell - Liberol questions such os who women categories of post boc- Vroom's Personol Selling The tour ond presentation Studies. criminals ore, whot kinds of coloureote and graduate classes were able to gov* tht cks on idea of what The compony director is olnnes they commit, why they enrollment, number of experience one of the b required to sell Conventions Amondo Sue Rudisill. commit them, ond how professlonol accreditations grandest hoteb In San Diego: and the necessary amenities. society freofs women and percentage of foculty The Hotel Del Coronodo. the Simllor field trips will be Auditions for The Unlverstiy's crimlnob. with doaorofes. The trustees trip wos mode to erxible the offered in Dr. Vroom's Winter quarter production. also agreed that the campus's doss to experience how Sales Morbetlng 590a doss thb Come Dock To The 5 & Dime, 38 d^ree progroms plus 12 are made for Conventions winter. The doss is designed for those interested in a coreer in Jimmy Deon, Jimmy Deofr,' Evetyofie Is welcome to professional credential and large groups. A certlflcate will be v»ill be held Tuesday. Dec. 1 attend. The folk will be programs ond 22 concentro- tourism. awarded be awarded by the ond WednescJoy. Dec. 2.1987 Tuesday. Dec. 1, from noon ions/emphasls/opflons also Mr.DeWeege, Vice-Pres­ American Hotel and Motel ot 7 p.m. in tfte Oeoflve Arts until 1:00pm in PL 241. met the intent of the criterion ident of Soles for the Hotel Del Association to those who pass Theotre. Auditions ore open to For more Information, requiring at least 49 fields in Coronodo, presented the oil GUSO students. Scripts ore contoct Dr. Ellen Gruenboum. v4^ich degrees ore^ offered. soles pitch and gave a tour of the certification test with a score of 70% or better. For on resetve In the librory. See Women's Studies Coordinotor. Bokersfield enrollment in the Hotel. The Hotel Del Amondo Sue Rudislll, CA 168 Deportment of Anthropology, 4,649. 432 below the CorofKJdo b truly one of the more information, contoa Dr. Vroom AD— 157. for further information. Ext. 7289. required 5.081. finest hotels In Colifornio with A.S. A.S. Sets New Goals The Associated Students on a to $350 for clubs to market weekend retreat in early themselves with. October set out the goals for the A.S. Productions (ASP) has put coming academic year. One of the on many bands in the pub already, main goals of A.S. is to inform the as well as having several comedy students on campus of A.S.: what nights and guest speakers on it is and what it does for students. campus. The next guest speaker This is partially accomplished with sponsored by ASP is Jello Biafra, the A.S. page of The Chronicle speaking on campus December 3. each week. If you are interested, or Look for more info in the future need information on something issues of The Chronicle on this A.S. is working on, call or stop by event Other services A.S. is the A.S. office anytime. A.S. is for currently working on for the 87 students and supported by and 88 school year include; students. If you have ideas stop by putting an ATM on campus, a and express them. A.S. wants to marquee, some sort of on campus hear student feedback. For the postal service for students; the Spotlight: Frank Novek students living on campus, the needed bike racks; more copiers student government is looking to (students may make copies for five establish a closer working cents in the A.S. office); and park relationship, where both will benches. One long term goal is the A.S. LEADERS 1987-88 benefit. CSUSB also has a satellite Student Union expansion. A few campus, Coachella Valley Center weeks ago A.S. President Steve by Patrice Bolding Now in his second term as said Novek. "Any type of which A.S. is also working to Hekman was involved in treasurer, Novek has been equipment they needed-camera provide services for. Many services reviewing architect plans for the "Fve never taken accounting involved with the A.S. since his equipment, a refrigerator for the are available for clubs such as free future expansion of the Student classes," says Associated Student first week on campus in 1985. student building-I had to fmd the flyers and posters made up and Union. A.S. provides many Treasurer Frank Novek, known as "I worked student assistant best prices." posted for clubs, and the services. St<^ by and take Phrangue Gnoughvek to his closer jobs," he said. "I worked at the The executive secretary in the Associated Students Committee advantage. Look for future friends. Sitting is his ofiSce, he is Book Co-op, and when that A.S. office has helped leach Frank for Clubs (ASCC), which funds up updates on these goals. surrounded by the modest ended, I was a bouncer at the pub. a few accounting techniques. essentials-a computer, a book That was pretty neat because I was "I pick up things easily," hesaid ledger, a plant named Kermit, and only 18 at the time." matter-of-factly. "I picked this up a laughing Buddha. It was hard to imagine this small easily. I'll take a class and say Educational Toys framed, unobtrusive individual 'gee, I like that.' " "I got that to terrorize Penny throwing anyone out of anywhere. Learning has never been hard Overstreet (last year's A.S. After playing bouncer, Novek for Novek. He said deciding what For Sale president). I wanted her to think I he wants to be has been hard. was a Buddhist," he said. decicted to become an activities director. "Ever since seventh grade I've A biology major at CSUSB, been interested in biology," he Educational toys for sale in the student Union on Novek is a man of many interests. "I applied for it," he said, "and said. "I wanted to be a surgeon- He would like to minor in music, no one else applied, so I got it." the insides are real fun stuff-but Monday, November 30 and Tuesday, December L although he is only just learning After working at this for one Fm starting to think twice about how to play the piano. He said he quarter, the treasurer position it." Fifteen percent of the proceeds goes to purchase toys hates math because "You have the became vacant, and he decided to "If the patients were all intact, same numbers over and over," but try his hand at that. and they had something wrong for the Children's Center. The Children's Center gets he enjoys juggling 100 accounts inside, I could go in there and cut," and balancing a S250,000 "When the treasurer position d>eckbook. opened I applied because ifs more he said. But the thought of blood free toys when sales reach $225. The toys are of a working position," said before he gets there is making him Novek. reconsider. "It's all common sense," he said. If not a biologist, or surgeoi^ or supplied by Discovery Toys, who will be represented by "Ifs easy if you have a balance, Novek said he prefers playing accountant, what then? and you just subtract the amount the man behind the scenes rather "If I asuldn't do anything else, Debbye McAllister. The toys are for kids of all ages you've taken out" than being in the public eye. I'd like to go into sound Then add the check interest "I like to stay low-key—that's engineering," he said. "I don't (including adults). Prices begin at a dollar and go on earned, subtract the service just the type of person I am." know. When people ask me what charges, transfer funds from one Novek said. Fm going to be I just tell them, 'a up, but the majority are under $20. They will accept account to another, and keep track Novek learned most of his game show host'" he said smiling, of the amount in the bank owed to accounting skills from hands-on clasping his hands behind his head cash, check, and credit cards. accounts not yet payable-and experience both at CSUSB and at and rocking back in his chair. don't forget those uncancelled Don Lugo High School where be Whatever Novek decides to do diecks..."Piece of cake," be said. served as the A.S.B. business or be, he'll undoubtedly begood at "Ifs like balancing 100 little manager it-it just depends on what holds checkbooks," he said laughing. "I helped out the treasurer," his interest longer.

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Must be available 2-4 hours a week. Must Navie.a commitm^t to see that the students cd this campusT have available to them services whkh will help them have a successful university experience. fHI out an application' in A.S. Office. For more information contact Tami Wollerton, Student Services Chair. 5 The Chronicle November 25, 1987 News Animal Rights CSTJSB Increases Fees for Possibly the Last Time Video Released Cal State System Asks This month the first video will He said two students recently be released from the "Animal sued their school for the right to Liberation" album, an LP not kill dogs for their anatomy dedicated to examining the class. various aspects of animal rights. For 1.5 Billion in Budget Elsewhere, the University of Singers Nina Hagen and Lene Texas at Galveston is converting Lovich stage the raid of an animal from the use of laboratory animals by Kristi Mamell laboratory in the video version of In 1981, the governor assessed Total funding for the 1987-88 to the use of lab simulations for Chronicle Staff-Writer their song "Don't Kill the the school budget and invoked an school year at CSUSB is 48.8 experiments, Mathews said. emergency surcharge. In the four Animals." million. The funding includes years following, student fees PETA, an organization of some The 1988-89 school year is the bonds directed towards capital increased from $46 per year to The raid is a dramatization of 200,000 members, claims to be the last year that the Cal State outlay (new buildings), lottery $360 per year. similar actions which have fastest growing animal rights campuses will implement the state funds, and grants. occured at college research organization in the United States. level fee policy which began in Lobbyists are now working to The cost of curriculum, facilities across America. All monies from the "Animal 1985. avoid such a dramatic increase in College campuses "have Liberation" album will be donated professor's salaries, and new the future. buildings are not paid for by become vibrant arenas for animal to PETA. The new budget is currently student fees. rights activism," said Dan According to CSSA represent­ being reviewed by the governor Mathews, university coordinator Mathews said he expects the LP ative John Richardson a 1984-85 The Cal State system is asking and the state Department of of the People for Ethical to be a catalyst for the statute "established a methodolo­ for 1.5 billion in their budget Treatment of Animals (PETA). development of animal rights gy for fee increases which Finance for review and is expected proposal for the 1988-89 years to be submitted to the Legislature Mathews said there have been groups at many schools. instead of the 1.4 billion of the mandated the increases should be in March, 1988. break-ins as far away as the Mathews said PETA is willing gradual, moderate, and current year. University of Oregon and the to help v^th any such effort and predictable." Work on the budget b^ns a University of Pennsylvania, and as offered the following address for The proposed budget takes into close as UC Riverside. year in advance. When asked how account the yearly rise of inflation, more information: People for the a budget was prepared, "Many students are now Ethical Treatment of Animals, The bill set a 10% cap on the the overall small growth of the refusing to dissect and vivisect increase of fees at the school level Richardson explained that CSU system, and the need for campus P.O. Box 42516, Washington, prepares a proposed budget and animals for class,"Mathews said. D.C. 20015. for the following 3 years. The improvements. 1988-89 increase will be 8.6%. then submits it to the Governor's Office of Finance. More money is spent on education in Cdifomia than on CSU International According to Don Mackenzie, After review, it is then put into any other budget proposed in the Director of Budget and Planning, the Governor's budget to be sent to state. this years' enrollment went up the legislature where analysts Program Offers more than 100 students than was determine what the actual budget Mackenzie estimates that with budgeted. CSU3B was originally should be for the foUowii^ year. the increase this coming year, funded this year for 5,900 frill time California residents will pay only Overseas Travel students. While the budget passes what $54 more in the new year. by Jane Cole To be eligible for an overseas through the various reviews, Out-of-state students tuition Chronicle Staff-Writer program a student must be Next year's budget will increase lobbyists attempt to influence the will rise from $5,040 this year to enrolled in a CSU school no later to 6,700 full time students. , decision-makers. $5,360 next year. Living and studying in exdting than Spring quarter 1988 or be foreign countries is as easy as enrolled in a California school by filling out an application. Through Fall 1988. A 2.75 grade point Teachers CSUSB's international program average is required for most Annual International students can travel overseas for overseas schools. The student virtually the same price as must also have an upper division Needed attending their own college. No or graduate standing by the end of Imitation Hemingway overseas tuition or administrative Spring quarter 1988. Some costs are charged, only the regular overseas universities and collies To Fill CSU campus fees. All campus require a collie level foreign Competition Begins financial aid is applicable overseas language. with the exception of the work The CSU International Harry's Bar & American Grill your best page of Imitation Positions study program. To make the Programs offer opportunities to announces its Eleventh Annual Hemingway on an official entry transition to these host countries study all over the world. Taipei, International Imitation Heming­ black, which can be picked up in The Foreign and Domestic easier, the program assists students Taiwan is the the site of the way Competition, and once again, person at Harry's in San Francisco in planning their transportation, Teachers Organization needs Internationa] Programs study one really good page of really or Century City, Calif., or by mail. teacher applicants in all fields from getting Visas, and arranging "bad" Hemingway could land you Or write it on a piece of plain housing. Kindergarten through Collie to See "Travel" Pg.l4 and a friend in Italy. paper. fill over six hundred teaching vacandes both at home and abroad Excommunicated Mormon Since 1968, our organization What is Imitation Hemingway? has been finding vacandes and The contest ends February 15, It is writing. It is writing like Ernest locating teachers both in foreign Gives Women Strong Advice 1988. Hurry. Send your entry to Hemingway. It is parody. It is countries and in all fifty states. We Harry's Bar and American Grill, frmny. The best entries will be very possess hundreds of current 2020 Avenue of the Stars, Century funny. openings and have all the City, CA 90067 or to Harry's Bar by Patrice Bolding information as to scholarships, Approximately 65 students, and American Grill, 500Van Ness Chronicle Staff-Writer grants, and fellowhips. faculty and administrators, Ave., San Frandsco,CA 94102. The prindple problem with first includii^ President Evans, came It can be a page of dialogue. A The decision of the judges will be • yeasr teachers is Where To Find to hear Dr. Johnson's lecture forgotten lovdetter. A character final, and the winner will be "Women have resisted November 16, on her latest book. The Jobs! Sketch An action scene. It must annoimced in April 1988. All patriarchy for 5,000 years," said "Going out of Our Minds: The Since collie newspapers are mention Harry's Bar & American entries become the iM-opertyof feminist writer. Dr. Sonia Metaphysics of Liberation." always anxious to find positions Grill, nicely. It must sound like Harry's Bar and Grill. Johnson, "we always knew^t Johnson was excommunicated Hemingway and it must be funny. for their graduating teachers, your patriarchy was deadly to from the Mormon Church in 1979 paper amy be interested your everything we loved and valued," for her support of the Equal Rights teachers finding employment for she continued. "We've always Ammendment, and was later the the following year, and print our been creative and artistic, and we first woman to run for president of request for teachers. have always tried to change men." the United States in a general The prizes are simple. Fame. Our information is FREE and She paused. "I don't mean to election in 1984. Her lecture on Immortdity. Dinner for two at Last year, more than 1,700 comes at an opportune time when sound impatient, but I think 5000 Monday, was part of the Women Harry's Bar & American Grill in entries were received from around there are more teachers than years is long enough to try in the World Series, sponsored by Florence, Italy- plus the plane fare the world. The winners were Dave teaching positions. something." The audience there and back for two. and Diana Curtin of Newport laughed. See "Dr." Pg. 14. To enter the competition, write Beach, California. con't. on pg. 14 6 The Chronicle November 25, 1987 Greeks Sigma Chi Wins Both Games In Intramural Flag Football The Howling Sigma Chi strong Tau Kappa Epsilon offense overwhelming defense by Carlai football teams took full advantage in the first half by allowing only a Boozan, Tracy Cohen, and Jody of the first week of intramural flag few scattered yards while forcing Henderson also paved the way for- football playoffs by soundly possession turnovers on fourth an outstanding game, which was; winning lK>th their games. The downs. The second half was more hard played by both teams. men's game was especially of the same as both teams The fan participation was exciting as S^ma Chi faced the displayed tough defensive efforts. terrific for all the first round favored Tau Kappa Epsilon team The only scoring came on another playoff games. During the Sigma which was previously undefeated Curtis Bayer touchdown set up by Chi and Tau Kappa Epsilon game and unscor^ upon in the r^ular a fifty yai^ pass play from Burdett the sideline was crowded end zone season. Sigma Chi received the to Rutz. Both teams threatened to end zone with cheering kickoff and on the first drive of the late in the game but to no avail, as supporters. The energy of greek game powered into the end zone the final seconds ticked off the spirit was shared by Little Sigmas, on a pass play from Steve Burdett dock with Sigma Chi coming Tau Kappa Epsilon little sisters, to Steve Rutz. Sigma Chi away with a fine victory, 20-0. members of the sororities, as well successfully completed a two- as alumni. The games included point conversion to take the lead great sportsmanship by all teams, 8-0 within the first five minutes of The Sigma Chi co-ed flag even in the heat of competition. the game. football team also advanced into Sigma Chi is looking forward to Minutes later one of three key the semifinals with a rough 18-6 a great end to a fun and satisfying interceptions by Sigma Chi victory over That One Team. intramural flag football season. Alpha Phi Takes Pride In opened the door for a Burdett to Michelle Williams rallied the team We hope to continue seeing the Curtis Bayer touchdown loss with two exdting touchdown fine fan participation in weeks Being Unique Individuals which increased the lead to 14-0. catches which sealed the win after aheads. One of the main purposes ot a member of young Ambassadors The Sigma Chi defense was well trailing 6-0. James Sutorus' length Chapter Editor sorority is to make its members here on campus and is presently on their way to shutting out the of the field touchdown catch and Steven Sutorus feel as if they have a group of their working towards a Liberal Studies own with whom they share d^ree. Another example is Lisa common ideals. That is precisely Elias, our Rush director. Lisa Alpha Delta Pi Holds Fundraisers what Alpha Phi offers, yet it offers works at Loma Linda Animal so much more. 1 take pride in Hospital and is a model for To Support Ronald McDonald House being a member of Alpha Phi Generra sportswear, and OJ*. because we are unique. Unique in Tropics. The national philanthropy of visited NBC studios with ADPis here on campus, in the local the fact that although we share In Alpha Phi we accept one Alpha Delta Pi is the Ronald from LaVeme to watch Card community, and across the nation. common beliefs, we are all a very another for who we are and McDonald House. The Ronald Sharks. These activities raised diverse group. We have members realize that we all have so much to McDonald House provides $365.00 that . went towards Congratulations to our ADPi sis ranging from singers, dancers, and offer and learn from one another. support for the families of children building the new Ronald Nancy Weber on being part of pianists, to aerobic instructors and All this is done in a spirit of who have cancer or serious McDonald House Playwall in San C.S.U.S.B.'s women's volleyball volleyball players. Some girls are sisterhood. This is what m^esour handicaps. This support includes Di^o, CA. Tentatively planned team. You've made us ail proud, very talkative and outspoken, and sorority strong. I am proud to say free or low cost housing that is for the second week of February is WE LOVE YOU!!! ADPis would others are what we call "silent that we are not a bunch of provided to the families of children a Valentine's Day carnation sale in also like to thank the gentlemen of strengths." Silent Strengths are the "clones", but a group of intelligent who are receiving treatment at front of the Pfau Library, as well as Delta Sigma Phi for a well staged girls who don't voice their and talented individuals, with cancer centers away from their another trip to NBC Studios. social last friday night. We had opinions much but they follow whom I am always welcome. This hometowns. Because Ronald loads of fun! through on everything and will be is what makes Alpha Phi so McDonald House is our national there for you in a pinch. unique. philanthropy, each chapter or We at ADPi would like to colony is expected to contribute On the local level, last April announce that our installation as some time and ene^ in the effort ADPi helped with the Easter the Eta Kappa chapte** of Alpha to raise ftinds for this worthwhile Carnival at the Children's Center. Delta Pi will occur fron February Michelle Lopez cause. We hope to be involved again in the 11th to the 14th. Several Alpha Phi gives its members the Chapter Promotions '88. Also this year, on December events are scheduled including our support and confidence to succeed 12, ADPis plan to visit the initiation as activities on the 12tb at other interests. Our Fraternity For all you young ladies out there Last February 14 (our national Waterman Convalescent Hospital that will be followed by a banquet Trainer, Rajean Mayberry is a interest^ in learning more about diarity function day) ADPis from to deliver Christmas treats and sing later in the evening. prime example. Although ^e has Alpha Phi we will be having an Eta Kappa cdony pledged to give carols to the residents. As you can been very at^ve in Alpha Phi since informal winter rush, well keep 104 a day for one hundred days. see, ADPis are contributing Teresa Edwards we were a colony, ^e is also a you posted!! ADPi's from C.S.U.S.B. also participants in worthwhile causes ADPi Reporter Alpha Kappa Psi Announces Their Phi Kappa Phi Sponsors Lecture on Obesity Pledges and Fund- Raiser -Giveaway This quarter the pledge class of Alpha Kappa Psi's pledges will $2.00. Automatically you will By Dr. Richard Fehn Alpha Kappa Psi vt^l be having a be in front of the library Monday receive $3.00 off a large pizza at fund-raiser-giveaway. Prizes will Nov. 23 and Tuesday Nov. 24 Round Table Pizza on Highland Dr. Richard Fehn, associate both given by the university last be: with a display of the prizes.Tickets and Sterling. Clay Valenta, owner professor of biology, will discuss June. Part of his research is 1st prize: Alpine 7283 pullout car will be available thereor see any of of Round Table Pizza, donated all his research on obesity for the concerned with the relationship stereo with Speaker Craft S02HP the pledges around campus. The of the printing for our tickets along annual fdl lecture sponsored by between obesity and diabetes Speakers. pledges this quarter are: with five hundred coupons. The Honor Society of Phi Kappa which begins in adults. His lecture 2nd Prize: $50.00 gift certificate Greg Roberts, Wes Walton, Phi at 4 p.m., Thursday, Nov. 24 is titled "The Puzzle of Obesity." from Harris*. Lynne Krajecki, Vince Ort^ inthe Sycamore Room of the In 1985, Dr. Fehn was named 3rdPriK: Four free movie passes Roger Amparan, Tamera Kinley, Clarence Walker, manager of Lower Commons. the outstanding alumnus from the to the General Cinema Theatres in Lee Wolf n, Yale Fowler, Marc General Cinema Theaters donated "The entire campus community School of Natural Sciences by the Colttm. Brewer, Ch^l Grizzel, Marion the free movie passes. In order to is invited to the lecture, which wiU Alui^ilS^Association at its annual We will also be awarding four Strother, Holly Cotsakis, Deepak obtain them, winners will get his be followed by refreshments," said awards dinner. He earned his B.S. free movie passes to the pledge Khanddwal, Paul Olson, and business card and contact him for a Dr. Tom Pierce, professor of and M.S. in biology from Cal who sells the most tickets. Joey Patino. free movie anytime. economics and president of the State, San Bernardino and his The fundraiser will b^in on campus chapter of Phi Kappa Phi. doctorate from the University of November 19 and go through They will be wearing their Speaker Craft's Greg Roberts is Professor Fehn has received a Arizona. December 10. On December 10 at "Ultimate Business Machine" an AKPsi pledge and was able to variety of research awards, Phi Kappa Phi is the only approximately 12 pm we will be shirts on campus over the next few get the stereo and speakers for us. including his third Meritorious university-wide, national honor choosing our three winners. weeks so be sure to get your tidrets If you have specific questions you Performance and Professional society on campus. The society (Winners need not be present to while they last! Promise award and a faoilty win). Tickets will be a donation of See "AKPsr pg. 15 profesrional development grant. See Tecture" pg. 15 r The Chronicle November 25, 1987 Sports CSUSB Women's Volleyball Team Ends Season With Final Record 36-8. by Matt Pollack loss in four matches against the junior Lori Peters had 7 kills and 9 Ruderman stated that opening team had much more depth than Ohromcle Sta£f-Writer Tritons in 1987. CSUSB coach digs for the Coyotes. the first two matches by losing the in previous years. She also said Naomi Ruderman stated that Cal-State reached the regional first game and coming back to win that her team played consistently SAN DIEGO--The 1987 losing to UCSD in the r^ional championship by disposing of throughout the season and peaked season came to an end the match exemplified what the final was nothing for her team to Colorado CoU^e of Colorado at the time of the western r^onal for the CSUSB women's Coyotes had done during the be ashamed of Springs in five games, 14-16,15-3, tournament. The coach added, volleyball team when entire season. 15-8, 8-15,15-8. Laura Isbell had "We played our best volleyball at they lost to UC San ui^o m the 'They're (UCSD) an excellent 13 kills, 12 digs and 5 service aces, "We had the alnlity to fight and the end of the season." NCAA Division III Western team. I think they're going to win Lissa McDonald had 15 kills and come back this season and we R^onal Championship, 7-15, 7- nationals again. And losing to the Ruderman stated that the 1987 15 digs, Kim Ensley had 17 kills were also capable of controlling 15,11-15. The loss, which came in best is nothing to hang our beads season was truly an enjoyable one and Lori Peters had 12 digs, 6 the pace of the game. These things the round of the final eight teams about," Ruderman stated. and hated to see it come to an end. blocks and 4 service aces to pace contributed to many of our wins," in the nation, gave the Coyotes a "We had a great year," the the Coyotes. Ruderman said. final record of 36-8-the best in the CSUSB was led in the match by coach added. "We achieved every history of the young program. the play of seniors Lissa (TSUSB opened the six-team Those attributes plus having a goal we set out to achieve, we McDonnald (10 kills and 9 digs) r^onal tournament seeded third full roster of 12 talented athletes gained a great deal of experience The Coyotes' loss to defending and Lauara bbell (5 kills, 8 digs and defeated sixth seeded LaVeme didn't hurt the Coyotes' chances and we had a lot of fim too. A lot national championship UCSD in and 2 blocks). Junior Kim Ensley in four games, 6-15, 15-3, 17-15, during the 1987 season. of positive things happened this the regional final was their fourth had 10 kills and 11 digs while 15-9. Ruderman stated that this year's season."

Nike Tournament Recreatioiuil Sports Schedule - by Ron Carter fouling out late in the fourth Dec 1 Volleyball Doubles 8:00-10:00 p.m. Gym Chronicle Staff-Writer quarter. Dec 2 Flag Football 3:30 p.m. Fields Dec 4 Flag Football 2:30- 5:30 p.m. Fields Stanislaus jumped out to a Dec 5 Open Recreation 1:00- 5:00 p.m. Lori Peters scored 13 points and quick 6-2 lead and never looked P.E. Bldg pulled down 15 rebounds, but it back as th^ shot a fierce 54% (20 Dec 6 Open Recreation 1:00- 5:00 p.m. P.B. Bldg wasn't enough as Cal State, San for 37) fixxn the floor in the first Dec 6 Racquetball/Tennis 4:00- 9:00 p.m. Courts Bernardino Wcxnen's Basketball half while the Coyotes were 11 for Dec 14-17 Operation Santa Claus 4:00- 8:00 p.m. Telephone team fell to Cal State, Stanislaus 34 (32%). Junior guard Allison 94-57 in the opening game of the Solis pumped in 20 points for 6th Annual University of Stanislaus. "Merry 'Christnias frowthfe Recreational Sports Department Redlands Nike Classic. San Bernardino evened their record at 1-1 on Saturday with a Sophmore forward Teri Paine 74-43 win over Cal Lutheran in added 17 points while pulling the Cosolation s^i-finals of the dcwn seven hard fought rebounds. Nike Tournament. They played Senior center Celeste Gates Christ College on Tuesd^ for fifth Intramural Turkey contributed ten points and place. Results were not known at erabbed five rebounds before press time. Trot Final Results Men's Basketball Nov. 18 & 19 Mm Women

John Sarli * 18:17 Laura Held * 20:23 Schedule 1987-88 20:23 Maria Topdeski 23:39 Erik Vaalev Tom Stultreyer 20:46 Sonya Kersbergen 25:28 Sean Bninske 20:47 Christina Booker 26:26 Paul Laoge 21:03 Sheryl Dumas 27:08 Tim Streck •• 21:11 Rhonda Smith 31:48 DAY DATE OPPONENT SITF TIME Joe Liscano 23;27 Angella Kong 35:35 23:30 Tracy Gravlin 41:13 Fri. Nov. 20 Claremont College Tourn. Claremont TEA JeffLotspeich Sat. Nov. 21 Claremont College Tourn. Claremont TEA Robert Greer 23:50 Jill Kuhn 41:14 TUES. NOV. 24 SO. CALIFORNIA COLLEGE CSUSB 7:30 PM Jerry Bratcher 23:56 Claire Shivnan •• 43:11 Thur. Dec. 3 Univ. of Redlands Tourn. Redlands TEA Matt Torrence 23:59 Nancy Mac Gr^or 43:11 Fri. Dec. 4 Univ. of Redlands Tourn. Redlands TEA Jesus Romo ** 23:59 Sat. Dec. Univ. of Redlands Tourn. Redlands TEA 5 Jim Ducey 24;03 Sat. Dec. 12 Claremont College Claremont 8:00 P® TUES. DEC. 15 UNIVERSITY OF LA VERNE CSUSB 8:00 PM Larry Meagher 24:13 Best Predicled Tfanes Fri. Dec. 18 Whittier College Whittier 7:30 pm John Passalacqua 24:17 Men. Dec. 28 CSU Chico Tournament Chico TEA Robert Glasser 26:26 Sheryl Dumas * K)8 error Tues. Dec. 29 CSU Chico Tournament Chico TEA Michael Brewer 27:21 .13 " CSU Chico Tournament Chico TEA Nonnan Gibson * Wed. Dec. 30 Jared BeU •• 28:22 Larry Meagher * :13 - WED. JAN. 6 POMONA-PITZER COLLEGE CSUSB 8:00 PM Loren Osburo SAT. JAN. 9 UNIV. OF REDLANDS CSUSB 8:00 PM 28:24 Danny JohnsOT :21 " FRI. JAN. 15 ME^I^ COLLEGE CSUSB 8;00 PM Danny Johnson 30:09 Erik Vaalev :38 " SAT. JAN. 16 COLLEGE OF NOTRE DAME CSUSB 8:00 PM Travis Littlefield 24:45 Laura Hdd :46 - Fri. Jan. 22 Dominican College Dominican 8:00 pm Norman Gibson 34:47 John Sarli :47 " Sat. Jan. 23 UC, Santa Cruz Santa Crus 8:00 pm Young Na Voo 35:33 Paul Lange :48 " FRI. JAN. 29 UC, SAN DIEGO ' CSUSB 6:00 PM Anthony Fair 36:02 Jared BeU :57 " WED. FEB. 3 OCCIDENTAL COLLEGE CSUSB 8:00 PM James King, Jr. Fri. Feb. 5 UC, San Diego La Jolla 8:00 pm 37:39 Tom Stahlreyer 1:01 " FRI. FEB. 12 UC, SANTA CRUZ CSUSB 6:00 PM SAT. FEB. 13 DOMINICAN COLLEGE CSUSB 8:00 PM •* T-shirt winners-pick them up at SS-122. Fri. Feb. 19 Notre Dame College Belmont 8:00 pm • Turkey winners—claim coupon at Equipment Rocmil Sat. Feb. 20 Menlo College ' Menlo 7:30 P® 8 The Chronicle November 25, 1987 Cranberries: the Perennial Second Fiddle An In-Depth Interview by Keri Mai)aia Cram Well, my brothers and Cram See, our harvest season is in Chro: Doesn't it bother you that getting a divorce and a nasty one at sisters and I wem all bom on a September and October. Before even though you've been a part of tluU! We kept telling them that it When we think of Thanks­ shmb-similar to that of the canning came along, we were sold the Thank^ving tradition just as wouldn't work out, but they just giving we automatically think ot blueberry—in Massachusetts. fresh,and, therefore, became a part long as the turkey has, he s^ gets wouldn't listen. They both have a turkey. But just as Johnny Carson Our kind was first grown in of Thanksgiving, a kind of all of the attention? bit of rebel in them. has ^ McMahon, Batman has Massachusetts in 1820, the same delicacy, if you will. But now that Cram To be honest, sometimes. Robin, Bugs Bunny has Daffy year my great-great-great freezing and canning have turned Sometimes, I lay awake at night cranfather was bom. the food industry upside-down, and wonder what I did wrong Duck...the turkey also has its own Chro: A little bird told us that you Chro: So your roots go way back. you can find us in plain, old T.V. along the way and what he did second fiddle. We all know him; and pumpkin pie have been seen Cram They sure do. dinners like Morton ended up.Sad right. I think about all the Thanksgiving wouldn't be out on the town... Chro: What about your case. animated specials he's been in and Thank^ving without him. But, Cram No comment. By the way, somehow, amid the "ooh's" and childhood? Was it happy? Chro: It sure is. How were you wonder if Fll ever have one. But fortunate enough to become a part that little bird wouldn't happen to "ahh's" over the turkey, he gets Cram Oh, it was a carefree time. I this whole career is worth it when say, "Gobble, gobble," would he? shoved aside. This second fiddle mean, when vou're attached to a of the Thanksgiving feast? Aunt Bertha-you know, the fat vine, you really don't have a Cram Fate. Luck. Call it what you Chro: Uh, we're not allowed to could only be the cranberry. The one with the moustache-shows reveal our sources. We hear that Chronicle decided that it was whole bunch of responsibilities. In will. I was in the right place at the up and saeams, "Cranberries!" fact, my only responsibility was to right time with the right look. It's you have a book coming out. about time that this necessary, but and dives in. Yeah...that gives me a Cram Sure do! The main reason often overlooked, food was given a. ripen, so, me and next-spore as simple as that. warm feeling I wouldn't trade for neighbor, Morton, would get into Chro: that I did this interview was to plug chance to speak up and reveal his anything. my book. It's called, Giving side of the story. We are fortunate seed-spitting contests-that sort of Chro: Fm sure Fm speaking for thing. No, problems don't arise everyone when I say that the Thanks: One Berry's Story, and it's enough to have Mr. Cran Freeberg due to hit the stands in about three until after you ripen. Thanksgiving table has profited by Chro: What about the rest of the with us today to give us the inside days or so. I'll be touring having you a part of it But, how cast? Surely there's some juicy scoop on what goes on behind the bookstores promoting the book do you feel playing second fiddle gossip going on that the rest of us scenes at the Thank^ving table. Chro: What happens after you and signing autographs, so check ripen? to a turkey? aren't aware of? Cram Oh, not so bad. He's a pretty your local bookstore for that. Cbro: Good morning, Mr. Cram Same old stuff. You leave Cran: Well, it's common decent fellow, you know...caUs me Freeberg. Glad you could Ix with the vine, get a job, find a vine of knowledge by now that the on my birthday, gives me generous us today. your own. mashed potatoes and the yams Chro: We sure will!! Well, Cran, Cran: Thank you. Glad to be here. Chro: Well, you seem to have Christmas bonuses. He does havei have had a pretty hot and heavy good luck with your book and You can call me Cran. done a pretty good jobof making it an attitude problem-don't quote relationship going on for some thank you so much for your time. Chro: Okay, Cran, why don't you on your own. Tell me, how did this me on this-but I guess anyone time now; that's no surprise; it's the Cram Thank you for having me, begin with a little bit about your union between Thanksgiving and would after years of being the com and the peas you have to look and "Happy Thanksgiving!" to background. the cranberry take place? center of attention. out for. They're in the process of you and all of your readers.

Thanksgiving Poem ^ -J *\i%.

A piping hot, steaming, stuffed turkey Is taken from the oven carefully. Pumpkin pies, creamy mashed potatoes, Soft, white rolls, and cranberry sauce. Colorfully adorn the golden bird on the table.

Beautiful petal-pink, rose-patterned china, gleaming, slender silver candlesticks Flicker and leap about merrily. Delicately-cut crystal wine glasses Are plac^ on the white lace tablecloth.

The father rises from the head of the table. And says a prayer on this special day. Thanks is given for a healthy family. Plenty of food for all, a roof overhead, And a warm bed to rest a tired body.

Maybe money doesn't flow like a river. Six Easy Holiday Eating Hints And maybe the house isn't a mansion. But for what they have, thanks is given. Whether it's Thanksgiving, 2. Eat slowly. Chew your food eating comes when we May we all, each and everyday. Christmas, or New Year's, the carefully. Put your fork down indiscriminately munch at Give thanks, whether it be for little or a lot scene is always the same. After between bites. This allows you to whatever is around, hardly tasting stuffing yourself with turkey and enjoy your food more thoroughly, or appreciating it. It helps to by Kristi HoUaday all the trimmings, followed up by as weU as to feel full when you station yourself away from the two helpings of pumpkin pie, you have had enough. When we eat table with the hors d'oeuvres. say to youreelf, "Next year, Fll do quickly, we can stuff ourselves before our body signals of fullness it differently. Fll pretend the 5. If family members are likely to holiday is just another day. Ill eat rqrister. criticize your eating-you either eat Let's Be Thankful my normal meals, exercise, and by too much or too little-decide the time the big feast comes, I'll beforehand how you will respond. appreciate small portions of 3. Nervous, compulsive eating This puts you in control of the Fm thankful th«r 1 wish I had everything without overdoing it." often results from tension and situation and allows you to eat Fm here today. much more to say, Why wait until then? Here are stress. If you feel this happening, for yourself, not for someone else. Alive and welL but Fm thankfril for holiday sane-eating tips to help get off by yourself for a minute or (For now, anyway!) EVERYTHING that's come my way. you enjoy your holidays without two, take some deep breaths, and hating yourself later dear the commotion from your So Fll end this head. 6. Above aU, remember that the Fm thankful for with a smile. 1. Break the cycle of an all-day main point of holidays is to spend new friends Fve made. binge by organizing a group 4. Be aware of what you are time with the people you are All thdr bdp And be happy, and thankful, activity other than eating - go eating. Savor and enjoy each bite. closest to. Aim for a supportive, Just can't be repaid. at least for a while! caroling, play football, or take a Choose what you will eat So sharing time instead of a day walk. much of our problem holiday focused solely on food. 9 The Chronicle November 25, 1987 Housewife Shelley Long N€W SHOWING Experiences Life After DoiDiiiiTidl Gdiniiap e) •¥D Death 061-1611 370-2085 by Antoinette Haskins and Shelley Long is best known for Gnderello (G) Suspect (ft) Karen Cutter her role as Diane on the hit 130 3:20 5:10 7:00 6:45 Entertainment Editors comedy series "Cheers." This is 2:00 4:40 7:30 10:10 Long's second major comedy, her Helio Again (PG) Shelley Long portrays a first being "Outrageous Fortune," Like Pother Like Son (PG 13) 1:10 3:20 5:25 7:35 9:40 housewife married to a plastic and this is also the first picture after surgeon in her latest comedy leaving the T.V. show. 1:50 3:55 6:00 6:0010:00^ Doby Doonn (PG) Hello Again." Corbin Bemsen 12:45 3:C0 5:15 7:30 9:45 plays the up and coming plastic During the movie Long Fotol Deouty (ft) surgeon, married to Long, striving encounters many problems trying 1:30 3:40 5:50 8:1510:25, Hiding Out tPG 13) to be the city's best, leaving the to compose her grace at her 1:30 3:30 5130 7:25 9:25 wife to the side. Bemsen currently husbands high class social circles, Fotol Attroction (ft) stars as Amie Becker in the and then has to cope with life for 1:30 3:50 6:10 6:30 10:55 Dirty Doncing (PG 13) popular T.V. drama L.A. Law. the second time around, creating 1:15 3:25 5:35 7:45 9:55 hilarious incidents. Touchstone Pictures in Nuts (ft) Teen Wolf II (PG) 125 3:35 1:50 4:10 6:30 6:50 11:10 association with Silverscreen This movie also stars Gabriel 5:40 7:40 9:45 Partners III presents 'Hello Byme, Judith Ivey, and Sela Again," a comedy written by Ward. The movie will enable you Susan Isaacs, produced and as a viewer to laugh at Shelley directed by Frank Perry. Long's life after death experiences. "Hello Again" is a film in which Overall "Hello Again" was Shelley Long gets a second chance entertaining and enjoyable. The at life with the help of her sister, rating is "P.O." and is playing at a after choking to death. theater near you.

Photo credit: Chas Gerretson PHOEBE GATES, MICHAEL E. KNIGHT, EMMANUELLE HEART

DateWith An Angel

Antoinette Haskins directing such films as "One Dark acting prepared him for the role Night* and "Friday the 13th~Part although it is a totally opposite What would you do if you VI—Jason Lives." Not by character from what he is u^ to Steve Martin and John Candy Photo by: Joyce Rudolph found an incr^bly beautiful coincidence did the central villains olaying. When asked what he'd angel in your pool? That is a in these movies not speak since the like to do next after his movie question that Jim Sanders played Angel barely speaks in 'Date With debut, he says that another movie, Candyand Martin Head by Michael Knight has to answer. An Angel." McLoughlin feels that Dossibly working with Tom The beautiful angel played by the eyes and bodies can be used McLoughlin, would be nice. french model, Emmanuelle Beart, effectively to convey a character. Home for the Holidays is not the only problem there is. And no one does this better than Emmanuelle Heart was chosen Antoinette Haskins salesman. Candy's roles include Patty Winston, Jim's fiancee, a Emmanuelle Beart. from over 5,000 actresses. Once What happens when two men such films as "Splash," spoiled socialite played by Phoebe T wanted to brina somethine McLoughlin saw her he knew he try to make it home for the "Volunteers," "Summer Rental," Cates is in the picture. This new to this kind of story," says had to have her in his movie. Thanksgiving holiday from New and his latest "Spaceballs." D.E.G. rdease opened this week at writer/director Tom McLoughlin. Emmanuelle Plays the part of the York City during rush hour? John Hughes, the writer, theatres everywhere. The He notes that angels in previous innocent angel, beautifully. I Every mishap possible in the director, ami producer of "Planes, romantic comedy/fantasy was movies have almost always been could not imagine a more perfect hilariously funny "Planes, Trains, Trains, and Automobiles" is noted written and directed by male. McLoughlin's earliest actress for the role. and Automobiles," directed by for such films as "Sixteen McLoughlin and produced oy childhood had guardian angels in Martha Schumacher. it since he was frcMn a Catholic Phoebe Cates plays the snobby John Hughes and starring Steve Candles," "The Break^t Club," debutante and h^ starred in such Martin and John Candy. and "Ferris Bueller's Day Off." upbringing. The nuns would After attending the press make us sit at one side of our desk films as "Fast Times at Ridgemont Steve Martin plays Neal Page a This is a different type film for High" and "Gremlins" and in the businessman who is deperately Hughes and as customary he's conference at D.E.G. studios I seats to leave room for our learned a lot more than is seen by guardian an^is." Angds then popular miniseries, "Lace." Her trying to make it home to his successful at it character thought McLoughlin family in Chicago for the holidays. "Planes, Trains, and • simply watching the movie and I became McLoughlin's first real learned of Tom McLoughlin's 'ove. would have to be changed from Steve Martin is known for his roles Automobiles" is a comical film one of total snobbishness to a feelings on his latest creation. I Michael Knight who is fresh in movies such as The Jerk," which is sure to keep yopj^ughing character that is more appealing "Dead Mean Don't Wear Plaid," as it is filled with one problem after also had the opportunity to hear from tdevision played in the "All of Me," and his recent role in the next. As the two men attempt Michael Knight's feelings on his daytime drama "All My "Date With An Angel" was a the movie "Roxanne." to head home for the holidays. newest acting endeavor. Children." Says the film's very entertaining romantic John Candy playing Del This film from Paramount Pictures tvoducer of Knight, "We knew comedy. For anyone who believes Griffith CO stars with Martin and is rated "R," and opens today at a Tom McLoughlin's other that Michael was a splendid young in imagination and fantasy, I plays a shower curtain rod theater near you. projects include writing and actor." Knight feels that daytime highly recommend it The Chronicle November 25, 1987 The Budweiser Comedy Tour

Thursday night in the S.U.M.P brought us another additicm of the Budweiser comedy tour. Co- sponsored by Sonda Reagins with the Student Union, Brian Wood with Associated Students, and Anheuser-Busch the show was hilariously funny. Andy Kindler, a veteran ofThe Comedy Store and The Icehouse, opened the show with a side splitting monologue. Mr. Kindler's humcH' was thoroughly enjoyed by the crowd and set a fine tone for the rest of the evening.

Next to entertain us was the beautiful, as well as fimny, Stephanie Hodge. Stephanie plays in many of the L.A. clubs and is scheduled to film a movie with Pee Wee Herman.

The evening's headlining act was Scott Novotne. Novotne entertained the audience for about 45 minutes with his rapier like wit and clever impersonations.

In honor of the event the pub offered specials on both Budweiser and Bud Light so everyone could get dnmk for less money. Also on special in the pub that evening were Zeltzer Seltzer and Ballygowen Irish Mineral water for those who prefer non-alcoholic beverages.

Comedy night was a great success and something you won't want to miss next time. Not only that but it's a lot cheaper than going into L.A. and paying an outrageous cover diarge and being forced to buy two watered down drinks. The next Budweiser Comedian Andy Kindler Comedy Tour is scheduled to st(^ here on February S, 1988. Opens Comedy Night photo by Lenore Ryden

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San Bernardino Provides Coming Soon . . . Access to Holiday Fun Jello Biofro Speaks Dec. 3

By Shannon Cowden What about the nightlife?! You can have just as much ftin in San Upper Common So, Winter Break is coming up Bernardino as in most places. If and you're wondering what in the dancing is your thing, there are a world you are going to do in San lot of hot spots. The Black Angus Bema^ino for four weeks! Well, and Bobby McGees, both on it is not as bad as it sounds: you Hospitality Lane, offer dancing Homecoming don't have to drive all the way to nightly to a disc jockey. Harry C's Donee Los Angeles to find some "hot" in Redlands is a definate hot spot spots. with drink specials and dancing Do you want some daytime every night Jon. 14-16 Jon. 15 hin? Instead of seeing another If you're after a live band, try movie or playing miniature golf, Tucan Tina's in Redlands. They why not try something new. How also offer nightly dancing to the about ice skating at the Blue Jay sounds of pop rock music. Ice Castle, just 20 minutes away? They have public skating from Do you want to try something 3:30 pm cveryd^. different? How about trying some Skating not your style? How country music at Mama's Honky AtfENtlOn about skiing? San Bernardino is Tonk Cafe on Redlands Blvd. AaC8U$8 close to Mtn. High and all of the You are guaranteed a fun night CLUBS Big Bear resorts, also. If you don't there. OROANtZATIONS have your own skis, you can rent a soRORrriES complete set for $10. Lift tickets If you'd rather try something FHATERNmES are between $15 and $25 (half day cultural, how about a trip to the DORM San Bernardino County Museum? RESIDENTS and all day) making the total only FACULTY S35 for a fim-filled day. if you It is free (donations are accepted) AND STAFF don't know how, why not take and offers some interesting history ASSOCIATIONS some lessons? Most resorts offer of our community. AND packages including rentals, lift With the holiday season coming BH'ERESTED up, a lot of local performers are INDIVIDUALS tickets and lessons for a reasonable OR GROUPS cost. doing plays and musicals. Why OF FRIENDS Not the athletic type? How not spend the night watching "The NINETEEN - HUNDRED'EIQH T Y-E F GH T about a walk around Lake Nutcracker" to lift your spirit. Arrowhead Village? There's lotsof With all of this to do, your shops, restaurants, and eveii an Winter Break should never have a arcade! What else could you ask dull moment. So live it up because for? it is back to the books in January. MeC2Misig

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FOR MORE INFORMATION OR TO REGISTAR 5S . h- YOUR VEHICLE IN THE CONTEST CONTACT SONCIA REAQINS IN THP STUDENT UNION 4IIC 887-7757 REGISTRATION DEADLINE .. r JANUARY 13. 1988 BY JOHNNY HART BY JOHNNY HART IS The Chronicle November 25, 1987 Kaleidoscope Choosing A MajorWithOptions Satellite Campus What Factors To Consider Exceeds Expected by Debbie HoUihan seems to be widening. "Articles major, it is not enough to simpty that we're reading now say that the get a degree. Schneiderhan feels A college major is more than liberally educated student is going that job experience during college Enrollment just a job guarantee, it is a lifetime to be far better off in the 1990 s is important training for a future by Yolanda Ledezma taught here and simultaneously career pbibsr^hy. That was the than the one with specific career. Today, getting experience Since the Coachella Valley televised to students at the center. message of a workshop entitled training." in the field is crucial. Students Center, CSUSB's satellite campus Students are able to interact with "Choosing a FullfiUing College must also pla^ more emphasis on at the College of the Desert, the instructors and students at this Major," held tty the Career Unfortunately, Schneiderhan career planning and self- campus via telephone hookups. feels pec^le are influenced by opened last fall it has almost Development Center Tuesday, marketing. doubled its student enrollment. Novonber 10. pressure from society fo choose what is considered a marketable Schneiderhan also stressed the The current enrollment of 403 Center counselors Ed major. Traditionalty, majors such fact that students should not rely students far exceeds the projected Schneiderhan, Jack Dexter, and as accounting or marketing have on campus placement centers for 87-88 enrollment of 300, Lynn Moss spoke to stu^nts been considered more marketable. jobs. according to Catherine Gannon, program director. attending the workshop about "We've ccmie to the realization important factors which must be Although marketability may be To accommodate the inaeased that placement is not as effective as enrollment, a building is being taken into consideration when a main concem for maity studrats, it uskl to be," Schneiderhan said. Schneiderhan feels that three other built on the College of the Desert choosing a major. Only seven percent of jobs landed factors should be more important campus. When completed, the by students after college are the The workshop was the first in a in the choice of a major. Personal building will house one office and result of placement. series of four career planning interests, abilities, and values are Ultimatety, the most important eight classrooms. seminars. These workshops are the three most important factors Because of the large student designed to aid freshmen and involved in the choice of a college thing to do is look at who you are, turnout, the satellite campus will und^lared students choosing a major. according to Dexter. "Make sure continue to lease classrooms from major, students seeking to better what you do will satisfy you for all the Palm Desert High School as it define life and career goals, and First a studentmust examine his your life," Dexter added. skills and abilities. It is important has for the past year. students changing frcxn one career "I'm very eager for the building to another. for a person to know if they can do the j(fo. T more workshops in this to open. We started with nothing "Choice of a major shouldn't be series or; career planning will be but the strength of the reputation Catherine Gannon, director looked on as a career Next, a student must ask offered during the fall quarter. The of the university and a little of the Coachella Valley commitment," Moss said. "It himself, what are my interests? workshop > are entitled "Career publicity has brought us to where Center. should simpfy be opening up the Although a job m^ p^ well, we are," Gannon said. many people end up unhaf^ Plannin£ December 2, frcm Opened in 1987, the satellite c^Xions so that when...you d^de Three television courses will be because they didn't follow their 3:(X)-4:30 in Student Services campus works in partnership with what you want to do, you will be offered during winter quarter, interests. 155B; and "Career Change", the academic thread of the College able to do it" Gannon said. Finally, a student must make a December 10 and 17 frwn 6:30- of the Desert. The partnership The center offers junior, senior Schneiderhan added, "College career decision based on what they 8:00 in the Evening Office, PL makes it possible for residents of and graduate level work while the degrees are to give you varied value. It is in^rtant to make a 107. the Coachella Valley to complete a College of the Desert offers kinds of skills so that you can career choice which will bring For more information on these bachelor's or master's program or freshman and sophomore courses. make decisions beyond a narrow workshops, call the Career receive a teaching credential satisfaction. Manypeopleworking The Coachella Valley center field." Development Center at 887-7551. without traveling over 60 miles to at jobs possess the necessary skills, offers a bachelor's degree in liberal There is no direct ooimection but do not value them. the main campus. The satellite campus attracts studies and a master's in education between a degree and a specific among many others. A secondary students from as far away as the career, according to Schneiderhan. Evn when a student uses these single subject teaching credential In fiict, the gap between the two guiddioes to choose a college Arizona border, Gaimon said. Classes are taught by and a master's in public CSUSB professors who commute administration are two programs to the center. that were added this year. "The whole philosophy is to Other programs will be added have one person go the distance to accommodate the rapid growth rather than 30 or 40 students of the center. Call the University Police For coming to CSUSB," Gannon said. "We're trying to bring services, Some courses are offered as die currioitum fo Traffic Control, First Aid tdevision courses. The courses are out here," Gannon said. Or AfterDarkEscort Noise and Dirt Ends by Caryn Schobert that provide a full range of during a disaster situation. The Soon in Bookstore services. department has been trained for The Department of Public The first service is law emergency situations and would by Dan Berens services are being considered, Safety, be^ known as the enforcement. The university has participate in providing rescue, according to Carol Dunlap, University Police, is a certified 11 professional police officers that shelter and first aid in the event of The inconvenience and noise Coyote Bookstore manager. Uw enforcement agency whidi have received training from the an earthquake, fire or flood. created by the expansion of the The lower floor will be used for provides this campus with service San Bernardino County Sheriff's Coyote B^kstore should be over extended education for a period of and protection. Academy. They deal mostly in Although the campus is ranked soon. five years, according fo Shum. According to Edward Harrison, minor thefts, car thefts and state first in safety among all California Installation of carpet and The original cost of the chief of police operations, the property thefts. These officers are State campuses, Harrison would display fixtures is expected by construction was over $400,000. department has different divisions also trained to deal with medical like students to take preventitive mic-November and final Since the contract was written, emergencies. measures when possible. completion by December. plans for a skylight, indoor staff Students shoi^ keep personal The upper floor has been facilities, and an improvement of Kaleidoscope Is published Other services provided include weekly by the Department of belongings—purses, backpacksand expanded by 3,800 square feet and the lay-in ceiling have been added. parking, traffic control, patrol to the lower floor by 1,500 square Communication to augment wallets-in their possession at all These additions are estimated at ensure plant security, and lost and feet, according fo William Shum, classroom instruction. Inquiries times. Students should report approximately $45,000. found. The department has risk suspicious people or circums­ director of facility planning and and comments may be addressed The bookstore staff and patrons management duties, environ­ tances to university police policy coordination. to Kalcjdosc(^ care of the have endured a loss of air mental and safety responsibilities immediately. Students should lock The expansion of the upper Department of CommunicaticMi, conditioning and telephones and and issues all state vehicle permits. their vehicles when parked. floor will allow for more book CaWomia State University, San the inconvenience of noise and space and better organization of dust during construction. Bernardino, 5500 University University police offer an escort sales merchandise in general. "I would like to express my Parkway, San Bernardino, service upon request for students University police provide these More items will be available as a CaUfomia 92407. or faculty on campus after dark. services 24 hours a day, year appreciation for the cooperation of CJ. Hasepjai^^iedltor Harrison is also one of the key round. The department can be result of the extra space. the bookstore staff' Shum said. "I personnel that operate the reached at 887-7557 for The addition of refrigerated understand it's hard to work with Matt Pollack, photography Emergency Operation Center emergencies and 887-7557 for all drink and snack machines and film all the noise of construction going John Kaufauin, advisor located in the Health Center other requests. developing and gift wrapping on." 13 The Chronicle November 25, 1987 Permits Can Provide A Source of Income To DineAnd Dash In L.A.

by Larry Koch The requirement to sub are by Jane Cole digits, so all bars are relatively safe Opportune moments to dash: having a BA or BS in any subject dashing prospects. When dining Having a permit to sub can and dashing 'the more the and successfully passing the merrier' always applies. Dashing While yoiu- waitress is adding the provide a source of income when The fine art of dining and bill (or in the process of any California Basic Educational dashing seems to have been with parties of three or more is times are tough. complex thought.) Substituting is also one of the Skills Test (CBEST.) Areas perfected by several students right advantageous, due to the fact that better ways to work your way covered are Reading,Mathematics here at CSUSB. more money will be saved. It is >\^en your waitress takes a fall. through graduate school. If you and Writing. The test takes also favorable to dash at quality are effective at maintaining around 4 hours to administer. All Many obstacles must be restaurants and bars because they During a fire or any major disaster. discipline you can study 2 to 4 sections must be passed but you identifi^ and overcome in order generally draw more respectable hours a day on the job if you sub in may retest on a section that was to avoid an embarassing and crowds and are therefore ignorant While your waitress is in the not passed. middle school and hieh school possible legal situation. to and unprepared for the dash. kitchen. Most student tasks are self 6 tests are given a year. Each The most important aspect of The attire of a dasher should test requires registration one While your waitress is walking instructional so if you keep them dining and dashing is to have fun resemble that of a mature, and chewing gum at once. quiet and on task you can study month in advance. Scores are while accumulating as laige of a respected individual rather than an received about a month after and still do your job competently. bill as possible. Of course the average coII^e student to avoid It is true that certain risks are testing. Because the test dates are Observing an adult that reads is a location of the door in relation to any undue attention. It is very involved in a dash. When the low- limited should you not pass a positive role model for students. your table is a primary concern. beneficial fc: a dasher to be fast on budget college student weighs the section (there are many study Subbing at the elementary level However, this one factor is not his feet to elude management and possibility of getting caught with requires teaching. Here you won't guides for this test) and have to re­ sufficient to hinder a successful or large bouncers. Dashing can the amount of money saved, the get study time but will get take it a six month period could go dash. Also important to take into enhance your social life in many decision is inevitable in favor of by before you would be eligible to feedback strokes that make you account is the I.Q. of your ways. A dasher who asked to the dash. Consulted on this article sub. For this idea it is a good idea feel a little better at the day's end waitress. It is safe U) assume that remain anonymous explains amor^ others, was Hallie-Hal (assuming vou don't land the to take the test as undergrad. Take a date. Save some cash and whose motto is 'Dine and dash to Detailed information is the average I.Q. of all cocktail proverbial and all too true 'rotten waitresses does not reach double impress the babe.' save some cash.' class'). available from the Psychological You may specify which level Counseling Test in PS 227. you will accept, or both. Another requirement for subbing is that you must submit A typical school day is 6 1/2 fingerprints and pass a background Poor Communication '87 Scholarship hours long. Oneofthosehoursisa check. This insures that state conference or free hour. 1/2 hour criminals like Socrates aren't is lunch. Pay is $65 a day. Pay is allow to teach. Awarded In once a moth so if you start at the I saved the worst for last. Its Skills Can Delay Success banning of a pay period you $32 to lest. That can be cheap won't get a check for about 40 insurance against the vagaries of Success In I Ife depends upon communicotlon majors. Winter Quarter days. Wall Street. the obility ro speck confldenrly Anyone with the desire to ond effectively. Without leom how ro tolk to people communicotlon skills, people con ond should porticipote. TO BE CONSIDERED ASTUDENT who ore offold to speok In When you Join CSUSB's MUST: School of Humanities Is Fortunate public ore limiting their Toostmosters Club, you Be on undergroduore, opportunities for better grodes become on integrol port of o declored mojor* in the School To Have Dr. Craig Henderson ond superior jobs. If you foil friendly otmosphere of of Sociol ond Behoviorol Into the obov^ cotegory ond understoftding members who Sciences by Keri Maijala enjoys the one-on-one relationship wont to overcome ore Improving their chonces Chronicle Staff-Writer with Students and likes to help "LALOPHOD1A,U Toostmosters for success. Hove completed o minimum people. Since he works with the Intemotionol Oub is good Meetings ore scheduled on of 9 semesters or 15 quorter With the university's growing Dean of Students half-time, he news. Experienced individuals Wednesdays in PL-267ot5:00 units of coursework In the population resulting in keeps his ears open at meetings for osslsf students, foculty, ond p.m. AAojor with ot leost o 0.0 GPA deteriorating personal contact problems he might be able to cdministrotors in the between students and counselors '•'v^tify. He also keeps his eyes developmeht of communico­ TOA5TAAA5TEB5 WILL HELP Hove completed ot leost 00 the Cal State School of open: "I read the Chronicle, check tlon ond leodership skills. YOU!! semester, or 45 quorter, units Humanities is very fortunate to bulleting boards...! encourage of college courseworh with on have Dr. Craig Henderson and his students to get involved. A lot of Although this club is Rhondo N. Smith overoll GPA of 0.0 School Based Student Services students come up to me and say, devoted to communicotlon Business Admin./Morketing program on its side. T don't feel like I'm a part of the excellence, it is not confined to Mojor Be currently enrolled ot leost The concept for School-Based school. I just come to class after one-holf time ot CSUSB. Student Services is not exactly work and leave. What is there to DEADLINE FOR APPUCATIONS: brand new, it began at USC in do around here?' I point out all the December i. 1987. 1970. CSU campuses Long Beach, different things that are going on." •Undergroduote mojors in the Fullerton, and San Diego have District Sponsors 3rd School of Sociol ond If Henderson can help, there had theirs as early as 1980. The Behoviorol Sciences ore: will be lots of things going on. idea behind the School-Based Student Services is to nreaK down Scheduled for January is a Annual Photo Anthropology the university in terms of schools. school of Humanities Day, Criminol Justice "Students identify the most with promoting school spirit and Economics their school of study," Henderson featuring speakers and Contest Environmentol Studies observes, "When they need help, recreational Easter day will be Geogrophy they seek out assistance in that taking place, History department." The School Based The Riverside-Corona di^layed at the Second Annual Humon Development Student Services program provide designed to help Humanities Resource Conservation District Environmental EXPO on Humon Services the needed assistance for those majors decide on careers. In June (RCD) invites alt amateur Saturday, May 14, 1988. Politico! Science Psychology students who are majoring in is the Humanities Award Day, photographers to participate in The Deadline for all entries is Scxiol Sdertces Humanities. created to recognize those with their 3rd Annual Conservation 3:00 PM. Friday, March 4,1988. Sociology outstanding achievements. Photography Contest. 35MM Contact the Riverside-Corona Henderson has been at Cal State Color Slides and 8x10 Color prints RCD at (714) 683-7691 or write San Bernardino for ten years; the The Humanities department are being accepted in two to Conservation Photo Contest, This money was donoted by first six years he spent as a housing looks like its in for a good year, catagories - 'Kids in the 2023 Chicago Avenue, B-14, Se^kil ond Behoviorol director and for the past four years expecially with the help of Dr. Environment' and 'Wildlife'. Riverside, CA 92507 to recieve Sciences groduotes, Closs of he has been working with the Craig Henderson and the School- Four First Place winners will be the complete Rules package and '67, orxJ wos deslgnoted to be Dean of Students. Henderson is Based Student Services program. awarded $100 Savings Bonds and Official Entry Forms. used OS o scholorship for o ideal for the job-being no stranger For more information contact: four Second Place winners will In addition to giving Sociol Sciences mojor. to the Humanities department, he Dr. Craig Henderson receive $50 Savings Bonds. First recognition to some very talented was an undergraduate Humanities Director of Student Services through Fifth Place will recieve amateur photographers, the Applicotlons OfxJ odditlonol major at Rutgers University in School of Humanities ribbons and certificates. District feels this is an excellent in^motion ore ovoiloble in New Jersey and received his PhD Pfau Library 226 & 239 The Awards will be given and way to help peqsle learo about the School of Sociol ond from the Universitv of Denver. He 887-7441 all winning slides and prints will be resource conservation. Behoviorol Sciences AD-124. , .-•--sfmrxr w'.' 14 The Chronicle November 25, 1987 Con't From Pg. 5 Con*t From Pg. 5 center and is also the capital of the the Intellectual Life and Visiting Republic of China. Each year Scholars Committee. about 20 CSU students attend The small framed and animated courses here to study International Johnson delivered her speech with Business, Chinese Art and Art enthusiastic conviction, standing History. The United Kingdom of close to the front row of the Recital Great Britain and Northern Hall. Ireland lies just off the coast of the 'T focus upon transforming this European continent. The IP planet," Johnson told the Dance^raHfmi^ program allows students to enroll audience. Women, she says, are directly in a British university and the key factors in changing it offers a very wide range of stuaies. because 'they are free,' unlike men, Through Uppsala University's who, because they are male, are Soviet and East European Studies inherently bound by the system. Institute in Sweden, students have the opportunity to study the iiffiWKDanceM 3 SEPERATE DANCE F/nOBg lifestyle and learn the language "Women are the healers," she closely associated with the Soviet said. "We are the ones who are ^ ,:s- Union. going to decide the course of human events. We're the glue holding this system tc^ether." The University of Uppsala also offers programs studying Walking away from the International Development, Fresh "system," or "Leaving the eflFWY Water Ecology, Education and V marriage," said Johnson, is the .A MISSION Rivn Biochemistry. In Quebec, Canada way to finally end the rule of men, L L 1 students have the opportunity to and release women from their E study the French language in an Y F enslavement w intense summer program and then W 1 Those women who believe they A Y RIVERSIDE, CA to enroll in university classes the i are liberated because their Y 1 PHONE: 682-33?? • ;':s following fall. In Mexico City the husbands let them do what they international students attend the want are not liberated at all, says Universidad Iberoamericana, a Johnson. private university providing courses in Spanish, Ii^mational Business and a stucly of the "The men let you do anything Spanish language and culture. you want, that means they own Wased University is one of the you," she said. largest and most renowned "There isn't any liberation universities in Japan. It is located without owning your own 'land'," Own the sky* in Tokyo, where about 20 emphasized Johnson. To fly is one thing. To fly with the Marine Corps is something CSU students study each year. else. They'll show you the meaning of wings. From the wings of Prt^ams of Japanese langu^e, the F-18 Hornet to the wings you wear as a Marine aviator, history, culture and society are Owning 'our own land' starts offered. Through affiliation with with changing our beliefr about this is flying at its best. And your ticket to fly is the University of Florence, the the nature of our reality, Johnson your college diploma. If you'd like to be up study center offers courses in Art told the audience. there, contact your local Marine Officer Selec­ History, History of Florence, the tion Officer. study center offers courses in An History, History and Politics, and "We have been taught that this Italian Language and Literature. is all there is," she said. "We need The International Prograns Office to start believing and trusting who also offers programs to we are, believing and trusting in our own voices. Copenhagen, Denmark, Heidel­ berg Germany, |Dd San Paulo, If we start changing the way we I- . >• feel about ourselves, we can Bra2il. •• ; change the world," said Johnson. - : Con't From Pg. 5 X - Should you wish additipnal The objective of liberating information about our organiz­ women, she said, is not only for tlw ation, you may write The National good of the women, but the Teacher's Placement Agency, benefits worldwide. The Universal Teachers, Box 5231, patriarchal system, which hasn't Portland, Oregon 97208. worked, she said, must come to an We do not promise every end. graduate in the field of education a The governmentsays, "what we definate position, however, we do want is peace so we're going to fv » 5 > '' promise them with a wide range of bomb and pillage the towns and hundreds of current vacancy rape the women," said Johnson. notices both at home and abroad.

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WHAT'S WAR REALLY LIKE?

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PUT YOURSELF IN HIS SHOES: INTERVIEW A VET!

CONTEST

There's never been a contest like this before! You've seen Rambo, Top Gun, Platoon and Full Metal Jacket. Now's YOUR chance to sit down face to face with a Vietnam Veteran and hear how the war effected the life of this one person.

This contest has two PARTS: in the first part we ask you to interview a Vietnam Veteran and in the second part we ask you to express what you think and feel about what you heard •t- fji-.:- by writing something or making a work of art or music.

TO ENTER: Send for THE INTERVIEW A VET CONTEST BOOKLET CCCO 2208 South St., Philadelphia, PA 19146 215-545-4626.

This contest is sponsored by Veterans for Peace Inc., The Vietnam Veterans Against the War and the Central Committee for Conscientious Objectors.

AGES' 15-23

DEADLINE: Jan 15, 1988 $500 PRIZES $100