That's Him On The, Left The Return of the Moon-Darb by Jim Ogg and a geo-survey map as a astronauts concentrated on ob­ Dr. Harrison (Jack) Schmitt, replacement. ("Try to do that serving and verbalizing rather one of the Apollo 17 astronauts, with a land rover.") Mounting than on remembering. They spoke informally to Caltech the rover was a process of devoted their mental energy to geologists last Saturday night at a "leaping backward, hoping to recording via photographs, sam­ discussion held at the Athenaeum come down on the right part of ples, and vocal communications bar. The session mixed slides, the vehicle." The lunar dust - something unique in geology. science, and beer for an intri­ created, according to Schmitt, Even the events surrounding the guing two hours. The main topics "the most abrasive environment discovery of the orange soil were discussed were the various EVA I've seen next to Tech." The vague to Schmitt later. stations and their geological dust had the penetrability of "Everything I say is prefaced features. graphite, but exactly the oppo­ by 'we still don't understand it'," "The mission was something site effects. "By the time we said Schmitt as he reviewed some like an ordinary geology field were ready to leave the moon of the more unusual features trip, with the main difference in most of the external moving including the apparent strati­ the methods used to reach the parts on our suits had just about graphy of the lunar hills, dike­ field area," Schmitt remarked. quit mOVing." like material found in one When the lunar rover lost a Words, Words, Words boulder, the track made by a fender early on one of the Schmitt explained that while boulder that rolled obliquely excursions, Schmitt used a clamp on the lunar traverses the -Continued on Page Two The CALIFORNIA Volume LXXIV Pasadena, California, Thursday, January 18, 1973 Number 14 ASCIT Meeting

'FIRST OF All, f want to thank Dabney House for sending these brownies ... Bears Resemblance Oliver Announces Photo by Ray Feeney To TheW eather Coming;. by Peter Beckman His .Candidacy Braving the disgustingly bad weather, the ASCIT Board of Dr. Robert W. Oliver, aSSOCI­ Africa in the summer of 1962 as A Winter's Totem Directors met Tuesday afternoon ate professor of economics at the a co-chairman of a Caltech in Winnett Lounge to conduct California Institute of Technol­ Research Team. Caltech's literary-art magazine, nature, done by anyone at all what little business is left in ogy, has announced his candi­ During 1964 he was chairman Totem, is busy wallowing its way vaguely connected with the Insti­ these closing days of their dacy for the Pasadena Board of of a Pasadena Citizen's Bond towards an early eventual com­ tute. administration. City Directors, an elective office. Committee. In 1965 he was pletion date. "Er, yes, with any Sign~up sheets have appeared Dave Peisner opened the meet­ Dr. Oliver was born in Los elected to a four-year term on luck at all we should be really in whatever houses did not have ing by reporting on ASCIT Angeles, California, where he the Pasadena Board of City with it, as they say, by run-offs," them, and there is one in Louise finances. The organization cur­ received his early education. In Directors (the Pasadena City an editor replied to careful Hood's office in Winnett. Totems rently has about $2000 in cash 1943 he graduated, magna cum Council) from which office he questioning. "We're hoping to are given free to ASCIT members and all outstanding bills have laude, in International Relations retired in 1969 without seeking make this a really ... issue," he (and a few other people), but been paid. Beyond this there is and Economics from the Univer­ reelection. In 1970-71, on leave added, "but we can't do it anyone who wants one ought to no reserve fund, and last year's sity of Southern California. from Caltech, he was employed without." sign up on one of the sheets so yearbook money has been used Since becoming a member of in the Economics of Urbaniza­ Rumor does have it, however there will be enough to go to pay current bills. A dues the Caltech faculty in September tion Division of the World Bank (see the last forty-seven news around. "We'd like people to, er, check for around $7000 will be 1959, he has conducted courses in Washington, D.C. He partici­ briefs), that A Winter's Totem sign them," the editor continued. coming soon, but this money will in elementary economics, urban pated in Bank Missions to will contain short stories, prose, "That way, you see, there'll ... be needed to take care of problems, international econom­ Indonesia and Taiwan. poetry, photographs, art work, well, we only have a couple of ASCIT's liabilities. After Dave ics and economic development. He is a member of the and other things that appear in Va/erans lying around. If you see ended his report he was officially During the years 1961-63 he Pasadena Planning Commission the office during paste-up week. what I mean." commended by the BOD for the administered a special faculty­ and president of the Pasadena Contributions Acceptable Contributions ("don't forget excellent job he has done with graduate student seminar on the Beautiful Foundation. He is a It also seems likely that it's the cash") should be directed at the ASCIT books. problems of technical assistance in past president of the Michillinda not too late to contribute. "We'd Phil Massey (Ruddock), Gesine Pay and Promises underdeveloped countries. He was Park Association. He has been a prefer cash, of course, but we'll Lohr (Dabney), Gavin Claypool Due to the Country Joe employed by the International member of the World Trade take anything." Anything (Ricketts), or Bob Coleman fiasco, the BOD decided to Bank for Reconstruction and Committee of the Los Angeles· would include the above items (Ruddock), or brought by Win­ cancel the February concert by Development as a research histor­ Chamber of Commerce, the and things of a graphic creative nett and left with the Tech. Continued on Page Three ian in the summer of 1961. He Board of Directors of the East traveled in East and Southern Continued on Page Five News BrieA Northrup Represents U.F.O.'s Orange War/Soil Theory John Northrup, co-founder study-Steve Gluckstern; Sergeant of Dr. J. B. Oke, 1855 San Pas­ and ex-president of Northrup of Police-Bill Derrick, Under­ qual Street. Students are asked Aircraft, Inc., will be speaking on study-John Teich; Mabel-Wendy to bring their preliminary outlines the subject: "U.F.O.'s-Yes or Wright-Dirkson, Understudy­ for their paper on the nutritional No?" at 2:00 p.m. on Tuesday, Judith McClellen; Ruth-Lorraine values of various commodities. January 23 in 153 Noyes. Broderick, Understudy-Kristie Harmon; Edith-Judith McClel­ Fibonacci Club Pirates ofPenzance len, Understudy-Kathleen Pot­ Meeting Saturday Cast Announced ter; Kate--Kristie Harmon, Un­ The H analysis group of the After listening to some twelve derstudy~Marie Beall:. Isabel-­ Fibonacci Club will hold a hours of auditions, the producers Marie Beall, Understudy-Andrea seminar in Clubroom I on and directors of the Caltech Harth; General Stanley's Wards­ Saturday, January 20. Prelimi­ production of Gilbert and Sulli­ Pauline Ho, Ann Clemmens, Anne nary subgroup reports will be van's Pirates of Penzal1ce have Huntley, Brenda Grant, Francis discussed. Attendance will be tentatively decided on the fol­ Janssen, Andrea Harth. restricted to members. Time: big lowing cast: hand on twelve, little hand on Major-General Stanley-Bruce Ay 30 Class eleven. Mc Laughlin, Understudy-Tim Meets Tonight Erickson; The Pirate King~Jim The creme de la creme of the Slide Rules Hugg, Understudy-Jack Bacon; astronomy option, Ay 30, will vs. HP-35 SECOND OF ALL,I want to ask you, Gene Shoemaker, why you flicked in a won­ Samuel-Steve Aley, Under- meet tonight at 7:30 in the home Tomorrow is Add Day. drous Geology field trip just to see me? Photo by Ray Feeney Page Two THE CALIFORNIA TECH Thursday, January 18, 1973 Editorial Give Enormously THE CALTECH FORUM Master Key Student Locksmith Author Upset Next week the Caltech Y will hold its annual fund drive. Students will be given cards with which they may pledge Policy Rapped Opposes Restrictions About Article amounts to be placed on their next term bills or which The master key policy of this A lot 01 political hogwaSh has I find in questionable taste they may return with cash donations. campus is very bad. The fault lies traveled around the California your printing of an article I partly with the Board of Control Tech concerning master keys. I, Students generally contribute between $3000 and $3500 wrote over a year and a half ago and partly with the Administra­ as a member of the organization to this annual fund drive. This represents only a small for Engineering & Science maga­ tion. I will first deal with the of campus locksmiths, have an­ zine about the scaling of Caltech fraction of the Y's operating budget, most of which comes Administration policy and then other opinion to throw into the Peak. At the time that I wrote it from outside donations, but the student contributions are with the Board policy. arena. I was not in full possession of very important since a generous fund drive response Because of the key policy of First of all, as has been noted my faculties. Fortunately at that impresses outside donors and helps to convince them to the Administration, the students in previous letters, the master time the editors of E&S took need master keys to enter the key prohibition will not help the also give generously. pity and did not print the classrooms and libraries in the "unauthorized entry problem" at abortion. I had then with The Caltech Y performs many functions and services that evenings. It is fair to say that the all, since anyone who has a profound relief forgotten the Tech students would otherwise do without. It is by far the students have as much right and master knows where to get more. incident and proceeded to mend most active organization on campus, a_nd Tech would be reason for access to the libraries What it does is keep students my ways. much poorer without it. Show your appreciation of and - including the chemistry library from making full use of the Now, to my chagrin, I find support for the Y. Give generously. - as anybody else. It is also fair facilities they pay to use. This is that you have printed the damn to say that they should be able an obvious rip-off of the rights thing. It's not even funny! Have Peter W. Beckman to use the classrooms in the of the students. you no taste? Gavin D. Claypool evening. The noise and other Second, master keys have, in - Dave Brin distractions in the Student my experience, been not only a was a funeral march. Houses gives them good reason convenience but vital in some knowledge need never be with­ Schmitt-, "What science needs is trained to want to study in the cases. Any emergency (a fire, for held from a Techer. management. Caltech should classrooms. instance) involving a locked room I violently oppose any effort train science managers in addi­ Therefore, the Institute should requires rapid access to a master of an artifical organization to down a hillside, and the orange tion to researchers. Otherwise issue keys to each student for key. Responsible students should control the lives of the people it soil. Schmitt hypothesized that science and research funding will most building entrances and for have masters as a public safety is supposed to protect. The BOC the latter was a pyroclastic block remain subject to the whims of all libraries. If there is any reason measure. [There are at least two might impose a curfew on ejected from the adjacent crater. non-scientific people and poli­ to lock the classrooms at night, recent cases known where under­ campus with the same intent to The thin layer of gray dust on its tics," said Schmitt. As an the Institute should issue keys grads have put out fires and protect the Caltech community! surface he termed as probably example he cited the termination for the classrooms; if there is no saved property in locked rooms Rules governing the innocent and the youngest formed material of the moon program and the reason, the lock should be in Tech buildings - Ed.] responsible shQuld not be im­ found on the mission. reduction of other NASA pro­ removed from the classroom Third, in conversations with posed by ASCIT committees, and Drink, Drink ... jects. doors. several campus security guards, I an attempt to do so violates the Throughout the presentation, He closed the evening with After such action on the part have been told that in most trust its members place in it. If a continual barrage of questions this piece of advice for Caltech of the Administration, unauthor­ rip-offs, employees, ex-employ­ this action is not in fact was thrown at Schmitt by the students: "Science is too ori­ ized possession of master keys by ees, ex-students and outsiders are unconstitutional under ASCIT, I geologists in front. (At one point ented towards narrow specializa­ students should be against the almost always suspected over urge the students to support a Schmitt commented, "There is tion. It is good to experience this honor system students. With this in mind, a general effort to make it so. We Because of the erroneous more sensible board ruling would the grand-daddy of lunar strati­ in working for a degree, but then Continued on Page Seven graphy, stretched out on the one should back away and look belief that they own the campus, be that a fine be imposed on floor, drunk again.") at the bigger picture ... remain a students use their keys to get students found to be giving The astro-Darb also gave de­ generalist, don't stay confined to into places where they have no masters to outsiders. Probably ll£IFORNIA tails of the mission's major a special niche." right to be. Added to this, they unworkable, but certainly fairer. Tech experiments. In reference to one have the bright idea that they are The campus locksmiths have a Thursday, January 18, 1973 Volume LXXIV Number 14 called LACE he said, "I should privileged and competent to use long-standing policy .to issue any have told Houston that it ASCIT and repair anything. Their privi­ master to a student showing a Published weekly except during detected arsenic." Schmitt also lege is usually non-existent; their reasonable degree of responsibil­ vacation and examination periods stated that the study of lunar Nominations for the offi­ lack of competency is shown by ity (in their judgement, of by the Associated Students of the the locks in the Student Houses course) and need for it. Other California Institute of Technology, geology will give an understand­ ces of President, Vice­ Incorporated. All rights reserved. ing of lunar history, and predic­ President, Secretary, Treas­ and much of the interhouse students have asked for instruc­ The opinions expressed in all ted that in a few years there will urer, IHC Chairman, Director damage. tion [in locksmithing], which we articles are those of the authors be a working hypothesis of the for Academic Affairs, Direc­ Continued on Page Five honor with the philosophy that and do not necessarily reflect moon's evolution. tor of Student Life, two those of the editors, the news­ paper staff, or the corporation. ... And Be Merry Directors-at-Large, Social FRANKLYSPEAKING I¥ Phil Frank After the discussion, Schmitt Chairman, Activities Chair­ Editors-in-Chief: Peter W. Beckman commented on his days as a man, Athletic Manager, Cali­ Gavin D. Claypool student at Tech. For frosh fornia Tech Editor(s), and Associate Editor: Philip M. Neches initiation he drank a quart of Features Editor: Ed Schroeder Secretary of the BOC are Photography Editor: Ray Feeney beer with a straw. The "Ride of still open. Sports Editor: Bob Kieckhefer the Valkyries" wasn't the tradi­ Nominations will remain tion it now is; each house had its open until Tuesday, 23 Janu­ Staff .....•...... Mark own finals theme - Dabney's ary. Bails, David Champa, Tinkerbelle Darb, Marc Donner, Eric Eichorn, Paul Harper, Dennis Mallonee, Philip Massey, Dick O'Malley, Bob THE ASCIT FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE Scr-aff, Etaoin Schroedlu, Steve Sweeney, millikan troll.

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by Etaoin Schroedlu Other confirmed Y visitors are Women in Corona, will speak on by Marc Donner guitar. One of the best renowned What do Art Galston, Alan novelist Anais Nin (12 February), "The Educational Focus for Clifford David and Mariette and most gifted of guitarists, Watts, Julian Bond, Anais Nin, Alan Watts (22 February), and Women of California's Depart­ Hartley will bring love to Caltech Montoya brings his guitar to life Shirley Hufstedler, Baba Ram black political leader Julian Bond ment of Corrections," at another this Saturday in a production with the traditional gypsy themes Dass, Dick Gregory, Ralph (12-13 April), another Leader of Y Luncheon Forum, February 7. known as Love from William which are the spine of flamenco. Nader, Leon Silver, Ralph Horn­ America. A confirmed but date­ The V's annual fund drive will Shakespeare. Shakespeare is the On March 15, a Thursday, Julian beck and Virginia Carlson have in less guest is Judge Shirley begin the week of January guide on this tour through the Bream, master of guitar and lute, common? That's easy - they're Hufstedler, regarded as one of 22-26. Anyone interested in games that men and women play will appear in Beckman. He all on line to be featured in the leading jurists in the West, helping to support the Caltech in the cause of love - with two revivifies the neglected music of future programs of the Caltech and a possible future Supreme V's programs with contributions, experienced and versatile actors the Elizabethan and Jacobean Y. Court nominee. please get in touch with the Y as interpreters. Romeo and eras. Dr. Galston, American scien­ Negotiations are still under­ offices at extension 2163. Juliet, Lorenzao and Jessica, Saturday, April 14, will bring tist who visited Communist way with Gregory, Nader, and Hamlet and Ophelia representing Pepe Romero back to Beckman; China in 1971 and 1972, is Baba Ram nass. individuals of high ideals lead this time in the company of speaking at a series of seminars Silver Threads What Does into the more mature and lively Neville Mariner and the Los today, sponsored by the V's Dr. Leon Silver, Caltech pro­ games of Beatrice and Benedict, Angeles Chamber Orchestra. Leaders of America program. fessor of geology, will speak on Excom Do?? Hotspur and Lady Percy, and Pepe, along with his father and brothers, thrilled an SRO crowd Daytime seminars are "Education "Some Humane and Inhumane - - Katherine and Petrucio. The and Science in China", the Aspects of the Apollo Program," Among recent Excom projects performance will be at 8:00 p.m. in Beckman only a month or so Athenaeum Luncheon Forum at January 23 at noon in the Y has been a report on student life in Ramo and the tickets are ago. Last (and, as the cliche goes, noon (by reservation), and a Lounge. Dr. Silver was in charge at various other campuses and an $5.50-4.50-3.50. not least) will be Christopher biology seminar, "Organization of the geological training given to investigation into possible dis­ The last Tuesday night at the Parkening, who will perform in of the Universities in China," in America's moon-shot astronauts. counts for Tech students at local Silent Movies with organist Beckman on Tuesday, April 24. 168 Church Lab at 2:00 p.m. At On Wednesday the 24th the Y businesses. Excom also functions Chauncey Haines is coming up Parkening, still in his twenties, is 7:30 p.m. Dr. Galson will speak Luncheon Forum presents Dr. as a clearinghouse for student soon. This Tuesday, January 23, praised as America's first impor­ in Baxter Lecture Hall on "Life Ralph Hornbeck, superintendent complaints. In this function it at 8:00 p.m will be Comedy tant classical guitarist. He has in a Chinese Commune." of schools in Pasadena from has recently proposed that .any Night. Presented for your hilarity studied under many of the greats Good Earth? February 1969 to August 1972. change in student house architec­ will be such classics as Sherlock, in guitar, among them Celedonio Tomorrow Dr. Galston will This period included the storm ture and/or area design included Jr. with Buster Keaton and The and Pepe Romero. speak on "Aspects of the Scien­ of controversy over school a check with the students. This Rink with Charlie Chaplain. Series Tickets tific Community in China," at integration, and the Pasadena proposal arose after it was Haines prepares very carefully for The ticket office is offering noon in Clubroom' 1 (by reserva­ Plan. Dr. Hornbeck will speak on discovered that the proposed each movie in order to be able to fantastic rates on these four tion with the Caltech Chinese "Integration - Is It Worth It?" relandscaping plans would· make play music to fit the action (we concerts; they have 84 series Student Association), and will The talk will be in Clubroom 1 it quite difficult for autos to use all know it when it doesn't) and tickets for Techers at $4 (that's hold a drop-in seminar in Win­ in Winnett, and buffet lunch will the Olive Walk. he does an extremely good job. right, four) for the whole nett Lounge at 2:30 on "Impres­ be available for $1.60. Magic Ballot Boxes? "Momma! Daddy!! The Circus shebang. After these run out sions of the Life and Leaders of Mrs. Carlson, superintendent Excom has also called for a is coming!!" "What?" you might they have 84 more for Techers at China." of the California Institution for system of ballot-box watchers wonder as you hear tnat insane slightly higher rates, Montoya­ after the magic Dabney House cry. Yes, indeed, the Caltech $ 2; Bream-$2.50; Romero­ ballot-box mysteriously disap­ Circus will be here on January $2.50; and Parkening-$1.50. I PUBLIC POLICY peared during a recent by-laws 27 (that's a Saturday) in Beck­ suggest you H-U-R-R-Y! amendment referendum, thus man at 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. It For the college gradu­ voiding the results. will be accompanied by a movie BOD Meeting A gleam came into Dave in Ramo and a model display Continued from Page One ate who wants to play Drake's eye as he explained the and lithograph exhibit in various Mike Nesmith and the Dillards. It a part in shaping sodal official function of the ASCIT places around campus south of is still unclear how much of the Executive Committee or Excom, San Pasqual. The same attrac­ deposit money will be returned. policy and social change. being chairman of that organiza­ tions will also be open (on The BOD also approved a tion. "The BOC may interpret slightly different hours) Sunday. payment of $160 to Rik Krueger Two Year Professional Degree the By-Laws (of ASCIT) one Guitar Music for work he did over the way, but we have the final say." summer. In order to prevent the Master (if Pcblic Pelicy But, alas, such judicial power The last act of the meeting lynching of the Beckman ticket is rarely used, the chief business was a report by Jim Hugg on the Gr~~uate office people a few weeks hence, Offered by the School of of Excom dwelling in the formation of an Ad Hoc Com­ notice is formally given to all mundane but sometimes exciting mittee on Undergraduate Student Public Poliey those anxious lovers of guitar realm of a sounding-board for Life. This faculty-student com­ music out there that there will C~nfornia, ideas, any ideas. Drake relates, mittee will explore and report on University of Berkeley be a big schedule of guitarists "We usually just get together and such topics as humanities, admis­ this season. Not only that, but throw out student suggestions or sions, independent study, under­ Techers are being offered super­ ideas involving students. Then we grad research, and the need for special rates on tickets. Growing numbers of college graduates are seeking the either tear them down or build undergrad school at Tech. On Saturday, March 3, Carlos an skills and training that will enable them to help solve on them and push the good ideas Persons interested in serving pressing problems in areas of public policy, such as health Montoya will bring glory to at BOD meetings." should contact Jim Hugg in Page care, the environment, education, and the like. Govern­ Beckman with his flamenco mental research and community organization are coming Continued on Page Seven House. increasingly to recognize an urgent need for trained analysts to help design, implement, and evaluate new and effective domestic policies and programs. Saturday, January 20/8:00 p.m. The field of the applicant's undergraduate major is not critical for admission; we welcome applications from Oifford David and Mariette Hartley in engineers and scientists as well as from those with degrees "LOVE FROM WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE" in the social sciences and humanities. The applicant directed by Murray Barnett should have serious interest in making a career in the area of public policy. with music by Morris Mizrahi

If you are interested in learning more about the program, contact your Placement Center immediately for an interview with Prof. Bart McGuire of the School, who will be on campus Jan. 25 from 2:00 to 4:00 p.m.

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Two fine per~ormers with wi~e backgrounds in stage, television and film work, bring a Name ...... •...... ; ••.•.... , •••••.•....•. pr?gram of ~Jffer~nt percep~lO~s of love as seen by Shakespeare. Mariette Hartley and Chffo~d DaVid bnng to th~ intimacy of Ramo's stage Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet and • Address .....,....•••....•••...... •••....••... Opheh~, Lorenzo and ~esslca, ~eatrice and Ben~dict, Hotspur and Lady Percy, and • Kathenne and Petruchlo. Renaissance lute musIc and Shakespeare's sonnets bridge •: City .....•....•..••.State •••..•.....•..Zip. ••••..••.. these encounters. ·•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••," Page Four THE CALIFORNIA TECH Thursday, January 18, 1973

DAVID CLAYTON-THOMAS The TEQUILA SUNRISE including: Cuna Indian Art, Yesterday's Music One More Time Around Down Bound Train NobodyCalls Me Prophet Bread'n Butter Boogie CriticfI/ ..~ Carib in Baxter [fir by Eric Eichorn purpose of selling to tourists. An exhibit of Cuna Indian art Another section of the gallery, Live at the Ice House, Tim and artifacts is open in the that to the left of the entry halI, Morgan gallery in the basement of Baxter contains art and tools from the One reason why Tim Morgan from now until January 23. The daily lives of the tribe. The has never really achieved star exhibit is the result of a vacation predominant medium here, as in status is probably that most of trip by Roy and Helen Wildman. the rest of the exhibit, is the his appeal is in seeing him live. Tequila Sunrise, David Clay ton­ As part of a tour around the mola. This is a picture or design His music is good, his renditions Thomas, Columbia KC 31700 Carribean they stopped at the made by attaching small pieces of popular songs easy to listen This album is D C-T's second San Bias Islands, the Cunas' of cloth to a large cloth base. to. He is just not spectacular or so since leaving Blood, Sweat home, expecting to stay for a They are made to be part of a BOOKS enough vocally to be a star. & Tears, and the first worth short time. They found them­ woman's garment, and some of On December 18, 1972, In person, Tim Morgan is listening to. The background selves so fascinated by the people them have been used for that W. H. Freeman and Company much better, for he has good musicians actually sound as if there that they stayed for a purpose. Also shown are wooden published From Stonehenge to audience rapport, and is clearly they rehearsed, and DCT sounds period of nine months. During toy dolls, tools, and jewelry. having fun on stage. He jokes as if he means business when he Modern Cosmology by Fred sings these songs. that time they collected art, In the back of the gallery are Hoyle. In four essays, one with his sidemen and the audi­ tools, photographs, and sound works depicting tribal rites and ence, and puts everyone at ease. The music largely consists of of the great intellects of our age recordings from the community. spirits. The ceremonies shown This album, the 42nd music Clayton-Thomas' own writing, demonstrates how astonomical Three of the Cunas returned with include the "coming out" party knowledge is a main index of or comedy album recorded at the which is acceptable. "Nobody them to visit the United States, given to young women when human culture. If we accept the Ice House, puts Tim in the best Calls Me Prophet" is actually and are living with them. they are considered ready to strong evidence that at least the recorded light possible. He sings pretty good. The best songs on The exhibit is divided in three enter society. The spiritual repre­ first builders of Stonehenge, good songs well, and benefits the album, however, are "Down parts. The first part, the one sentations are those of the some 4500 years ago, intended from a friendly audience. He Bound Train," an old Chuck visible on entry to the gallery, demons who are believed to one of its uses to be the comes across well on this album, Berry song, and "The Face of consists of art inspired by the cause illnesses, the healers who prediction of solar and lunar and it is unfortunate that more Man" by people I've never heard injection of other cultures into chase away these evil spirits, and eclipses, then Hoyle's investiga­ people won't hear it on the radio of. the Cuna society. It includes the souls who are passing from tion of their probable methods or something. In any case, if you I still think that the best depictions of commercial prod­ one world to another. demonstrates how remarkably get a chance, listen to this one. music that David Clayton­ Thomas ever did was with ucts which have found their way The exhibit is open from sophisticated their astronomical into the lives of the tribe 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., Mon­ knowledge was. Hoyle also offers For the Roses, Joni Mitchelll, B,S&T, but at least this album isn't bad. members, TV test patterns, and day through Saturday. There is evidence of Stonehenge's possible Asylum SD 5057 objects made for the expressed no admission charge. This album, Joni Mitchell's - Nick Smith influence on the development of fifth, contains some of her most modern culture. It may have beautiful lyric work. "Judgement The Ca/tech Wino contributed to the origin of the of the Moon and Stars," a game of checkers, the "luck" and tribute to Beethoven, ranks with Generic Generosity, Red, White and Otherwise "unlucky" associations of the the best pop-music poetry. "You numbers 7 and 13, and the Turn Me On, I'm a Radio" is fast by Peter W. Beckman many persons automatically as­ Bourgogne, and Colombard, are seven-day week! and free, a popular song from California wines are generally sume that a California generic both excellent table wines, al­ In the third and fourth essays, Hoyle explores the concept of a the start. "Blonde in the Bleach­ divided into two categories ­ must be a cheap, ordinary wine. though their price tags place declining gravitational "constant" ers" is her version of "Super­ varietals and generics - based on This is not necessarily true. them with many varietals. and what confirmation of such a star", the song of a groupie of grape types. A varietal wine is While many California generics On a less expensive level, phenomenon would mean for one kind or another. made primarily from one type of are nothing to brag about, those Louis Ml',rtini's Mountain Red modern cosmology. Professional The music of Joni Mitchell grape, and it is labeled under produced by some of the pre­ Wine ($1.59), and Oakville Vin­ as well as amateur anthropolo­ does funny things to you when that name. A California generic, mium coastal wineries are excel­ yards Our House Wine ($1.49) gists, astronomers, and physicists you listen. Sometimes you feel a on the other hand, is generally lent buys. They test, in many are fine, light reds that should go (as well as many readers with little gUilty for listening a little named after a European wine ways, each winemaker's ability to well with any red meat. other interests) will be intrigued too hard to some one's thoughts. type it supposedly resembles, and blend a group of grapes into a Finally, there are the vast and enriched by this volume. Sometimes the music gets inside may be made from any number wine that is both pleasing and bulk of ordinary generics pro­ of you and you feel the fire and of grape varieties. reasonably inexpensive. duced by California's larger win­ chill tearing at you from the Varietals undoubtedly repre­ Beaulieu vinyards, which has eries. Most of these taste pretty invariably come in screw-cap inside. Sometimes you fall into sent the acme of California wine traditionally produced one of the much the same, having been bottles. They are good, ordinary the song, and become the one making. Since they are made finest Cabernet Sauvignons in blended, sterilized and filtered wines, generally superior to their sung to, or turned away from, from the most expensive grapes California is also far ahead of the into obscurity. They generally European vin ordinarie counter­ sensing the beauty and pain of and given the best care, they field in the quality of its contain a little more sugar than parts. the music. Some times you can naturally tend to be the most generics. The winery's Burgundy California varietals, and they only stand and watch as the song expensive and famous of the ($2.00), made from Gamay and goes on without you, and you California wines. Unfortunately, Mondeuse grapes, and Chablis they overshadow their generic ($2.25), made from Pinot Blanc Pizza isn't on our sports menu, feel sadness. 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Committee, the Administrative quality public education, and Committee on Relations with the that includes maintaining proper Grand Funk on TV Friday Community, and the Board of standards of conduct on the by Eric Eichorn does tend to lack continuity, Directors of the Caltech YMCA. school grounds. We must do Grand Funk fans are hereby however, due to the too frequent Following are excerpts from whatever is necessary to reverse alerted to a televised concert to commercial breaks. Dr. Oliver's statement of candi­ the flight of white children away - ---- One very worthwhile break in dacy for the Board of City from our schools. In general, we be given by the group. It was the concert is a filmed interview Directors. must support our new superin­ taped before a very live audience in Madison Square Garden, and with the staff and residents of I have decided to seek elec­ tendent of schools as he works will be shown on KABC-TV Phoenix House, a free drug tion to the Pasadena Board of to solve the extraordinarily diffi­ treatment center. Grand Funk Directors to represent District 5. cult problems of education in a (channel 7) on Friday from has taken a stand against hard Four years ago, with regret, I multi-racial community... 11:30 p.m. to 1:00 a.m. The drugs, and donated all their declined to seek reelection to the The incumbent director from sound portion of the concert will proceeds from the sell-out Madi­ City Board. At that time it District 5 has served four years, be simulcast in stereo on KLOS­ FM, 95.5MHz. Blackgrass appears son Square Garden concert to seemed to me necessary to as I did. He has spent many Phoenix House. accept an invitation to work for extra hours on city business, as I with Grand Funk Ra.ilroad, and Grand Funk is headlining the a year in Washington, D.C., with did. Both he and I believe in a Freddie King spells them for one Dr. Oliver-Standing Still first of a biweekly series of In the Urbanization Division of the progressive Pasadena and have segment. This concert surmounts a Concert programs simulcast on World Bank. Today I am again been willing to work for such a common difficulty of such shows ABC-TV and -FM stations across Oliver Runs able and willing to serve the city. But he is more representa­ taped from a live audience event: the country. The series is shown people of Pasadena if they wish tive of development than of cutting in and out in the middle on alternating Friday nights, as a Continued from Page One me to do so... residential interests. He has sup­ of songs. All numbers are part of the ABC Wide World of Pasadena Youth Center, the Property values are unnatur­ ported the variances, the rezon­ presented in their entirety. It Entertainment. Human Relations Committee of ally low. Too many high-density ing, and the apartment develop­ the City of Pasadena and the apartments are being built. Too ments which are undermining porters' room on the northwest Pasadena Chamber of Commerce, many houses are deteriorating. Pasadena as a single-family resi­ Key Policy corner of the House. With insane the Pasadena Recreation Commis­ Downtown development is being dential community. He has not desire to use their magical keys, sion, and the Southern California emphasized at the expense of brought harmony to the City Continued from Page Two students wander in places where Association of Governments. He residential improvement. Too Board, nor has he gone out of To be more specific about the they have no right to be. has been a director of Pasadena many city decisions seem to be his way to stay in touch with the misuse of master keys, I will As another objection to mas­ Beautiful Foundation, the Pasa­ made in secret. City government people of his district. He some­ consider the labs, the student ter key is that many professors dena-Foothill Urban League, the has moved away from the times seems to be more con­ shop, and the porters' rooms. I resent students having a key to Foothill Area Community Plan­ people, and school and city cerned with representing clients know that there have been their offices. They consider their ning Council, and the Pasadena people do not work well together and special interests than the entrances into and breakage in offices where they keep Job Development Corporation. for the public good. people of Pasadena as a whole., locked labs by students who had important and personal things ­ He is a member of the Tourna­ We must maintain Pasadena as I would be pleased to serve absolutely no right to be there. private. They expect their offices ment of Roses Association, the a prime single-family residential the people of Pasadena again, to Some of the instances were made to have the protection of private Pasadena Art Museum, the Pasa­ community. We must control do my part of make us justly worse by attempts to repair the rooms. In civil law, buying of dena YMCA, the NAACP, and crime in our streets, beautify our proud of our city. I believe in damage. keys to a house not your own is the San Gabriel Valley Planning homes and public parks, rewrite the ci ty where my children Non-members of the student regarded as conspiring to enter. Council. . the R-3G ordinance which per­ attended public schools and shop have entered and used the Why should students be al­ He is chairman of the Faculty mits high-density apartment con­ where my wife and I will tools of the shop. The use of the lowed to have a key that fits Nominating Committee and the struction, and enforce our housing continue to live and work. And I tools is for members checked out private offices, labs, and other Faculty Committee on Programs. codes. We should oppose a expect in the forthcoming cam­ on them only. I have seen rooms that they have no right ­ He has been chairman of the substantial population increase paign to meet the people of my students with master keys that and often no reason - to be in. Graduate Student Housing Com­ which will choke our streets and district and to speak out on the did not know what to do with - Pete Mayer mittee and is currently a member pollute our air. We must seek issues of the day. I shall welcome them. As they entered the of the Caltech Faculty Board, ways and means of reducing offers of support. This will be a covered walkway next to Flem­ [Ed. note: This letter is reprinted the Special Laboratories Commit­ taxes on owner-occupied homes. difficult campaign, but I believe ing, they were so hot to use from the February 4, 1960 tee, the Freshman Admissions We must work constructively for it can be won. them that they opened the California Tech.]

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Friday night Caltech evened when it was cut to only 3 by its season basketball record at 3 some hot L.A.B.C. free-throw by David Miller "You have to understand that "Several miles. We have maxi­ wins and 3 losses with a 70-66 shooting. However, two pressure "What's happened? Are we Apollo is 72 feet tall, and strong mum magnification on that decision over the L.A. Baptist free throws by Keenan, 3 by moving? Where are we going?" in proportion. So in order to screen. I think we can dodge it." Mustangs. The win also repre­ Chris Cooper, plus a fast-break asked Garble Tom Headweak, make a guitar big enough and At that moment the asteroid was sented a sweep of this season's basket by Bleck, all in the last rushing back into the control strong enough for him, well, I'm soundlessly but spectacularly home and home series with the minute of play, maintained the room. One of the televisions, if sure you've heard of steel guitars, smashed by the speeding guitar. Mustangs, as the Beavers had victory for Caltech. that was what it was, had a and that one really is. It's 48 "Well, that takes care of posted a 68-62 decision at Good reserve performances diagram of concentric circles feet long, made of quarter-inch that," said Darwin Millstone. L.A.B.C. before Christmas. It was were turned in by John Schroe­ with a line cutting across several Cor-Ten plate, and the strings are "Now, where are we?" He typed sweet revenge for the senior­ ter, filling in for starting center of them. Darwin Millstone half-inch re-bar. It would pro­ something on the computer laden Beaver squad, who before Bart Locanthi who also was in looked at it, and said, "At the duce infrasonic frequencies if it keyboard. In a moment one of this year had never tasted victory foul trouble much of the second moment we're just beyond the worked, but it doesn't work." the screens lit up with a new set over the Mustangs and once last half, and by Mike and Mark orbit of Jupiter. Hey, AI, go Someone else in the control of lines and circles. "Hmm. With season were beaten by more than Bandhauer. close to Saturn. Ricener and room, who seemed to be called all that running around, we seem 60 points. Feebly want to take some "ScWepper," said, "The priests in to have gotten around on the Fast Start pictures." Turning back to Gar­ that temple are always really other side of the sun from The Beavers, who never trailed ble Tom he said, "We're in kind disagreeable. That's why they call Saturn. I guess we won't be in the game, were led by senior EXCOM of a hurry because we're running it the surly temple." getting any pictures tonight, forward Mark Bleck's game-high Continued from Page Three off the emergency generators in Just then, the statue looked we've got to be going back. This 24 points. The total represented Excom meetings are amazingly the steam plant, and they burn around, and saw them flying by, has turned out to be a slightly a varsity :areer high for Bleck, short considering the bureaucracy diesel fuel, and all the air we and flung the guitar at them. Al wilder ride than I anticipated." who also led the game for Excom operates in. Drake says have is what's trapped under the looked very unhappy, but he Nothing happened for several Caltech in rebounds (8) and that meetings usually last about a field bubble. Also, it has come to twiddled a lot of controls in a minutes. Then Al said, "Mr. Mill­ assists (6). half-hour and "in that time we my mind that Sergeant Wildly great hurry, and the guitar flew stone, what is that supposed to Caltech, shooting well for the generate as many minutes as the isn't going to be too pleased with past, missing the protective bub­ be.?" first time since the Christmas BOD does in one of their the situation, even if we do put ble field by what looked like no "I don't know, Captain Kirk, layoff, opened a 7-0 lead in the meetings." the Institute back without break­ more than inches. "You didn't I- Gaaaah. Mr. Headweak, does opening minutes and lead by 10 More questions regarding ing anything. I know the Air tell me it was the real Apollo," it look to you as if there is to 13 points for most of the first Excom, impetuous person? Then Force wasn't happy with us, even said Al reproachfully. someone in a furtrimmed jump­ half, though the Mustangs cut see Dave Drake in Ricketts or through we didn't borrow their "Yes, you should Apollo­ suit whose head looks like a the lead to 9, 36-27, at the half. any of the other members, listed SR-71 for very long. They talked gize," said Schlepper. burning marshmallow walking In the second half, L.A.B.C. in your little t. Next Excom a lot about Russians, so I told "Well, I'm sorry," said Darwin through space somewhat faster continued to employ a full-court meeting is January 24. them the only Russian we had Millstone, "I thought it was just than we are moving?" It cer­ zone press and the Caltech guns was Noseycough, and he was a statue, too." Garble Tom Ifead­ tainly looked like that to Garble went strangely silent for a time. harmless. I'm sorry to say he weak was beginning to wonder if Even though their defense re­ Tom. "Then we are being Locksmith proved he wasn't by putting the this pandemonium shadow show mained good, the Beavers' lead attacked by the Dread Dor­ Air Force men in the shower, had been created by some bizarre began to disappear. Continued from Page Two mammu. As he doesn't even but they decided he wasn't the hookup of television sets and After about five minutes, it do need a certain amount of self belong in this universe, I doubt if kind of menace they were video tape. Darwin Millstone was had dwindled to 37-32, but discipline to maintain a workable anything so merely physical as a worried about. Never mind that meanwhile saying, "Looks like whir1crazy field will stop him. then the Beavers found the system. We do not need rules now, we're coming to the temple that little evasive maneuver blew telling us how we must act, or an We might as well go meet him range, as Bleck, captain Jerry of Apollo Disgruntulus." a fuse on this. I hope that's all organization to control us. Power and see what is on his mind." Feely, Don Keenan, and Durwin "What?" It certainly looked that happened. Humphly will kill Wright began to score. The to the students! When they got to the door of like a mammoth Greek temple in me if any of this stuff gets bro­ Caltech lead remained about 6 Chuck Nichols, Looseleaf House the Dread Dor­ the sky, with a colossal statue of ken. All we need now is for Sur­ points until the last 2 minutes Dabney O.C. mammu was already striding up the god of music standing before tur the Fire Demon to throw an the walk. "Hail the Dread it holding an eletric guitar at "Free Deli!"cr)''' 64 SO. LAKE AVE. asteroid at us." Dormammu." arnl's length and looking dis­ "You mean like that?" said Frci' ParkiIll!, PASADENA, CALIF. "How did he know we were ~ gruntled. AI. The being on the screen here?" whispered Garble Tom to ,PAT'S LIQUORS certainly looked like a fire ScWepper. BROWN & WELIN AND DELICATESSEN demon, being covered with fire, The Dread Dormammu heard 1072 E. Color~o 796-6761 and having an asteroid in its him and replied, "Aspects of the 0''" g~ Sunday thru Thursday hand, which it proceeded to axial nexus are under my vision 8,30-6,00 793-3121 hours 8 a.m. to 11 p.m. throw. and control," in an evil, crackling 681-7514 Fri.-Sat. 8 a.m. to 12 p.m. Closed',00""'5un. "Oh, fine. How far away is voice like a hot breath from a ,,:=== Keg Beer Party Supplies that?" Continued on Page Eight

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cily/~tate/zip ~ R~I~'~~~~~;,;;:il ~EO~~~-8~li~~~\j~1 ~~~eKA;;: ~Eve r6 THE CALIFORNIA TECH Thursday, January 18, 1973 Wrestlers Win Garble Tom (cont.) First SCIAC Meet; Continued from Page Seven the problem to arise, he wasn't wood stove. "You shall take me prepared for it at all. Darwin Redlands Is Sick to Zdrubshnk Vlvgg, that I may Millstone was doing a good job unblock the continuum portals." of pretending to understand by H. P. Schnurrd "Well, fine, but you'll have to Dormammu's tirade, so the ap­ Four Redlands wrestlers called tell us how to get there," said parition followed him around the in sick Tuesday, and pins by Darwin Millstone. kitchen. Suddenly, as they passed John Baker and Vince Fratello "The first transinfractual the cart on which the salad combined to give Tech a 33-18 nexus node is such an obvious dressings had been left, there was victory in wrestling. . skymark ..." a sudden Shflurtzasp! as the Ken Walker, who appeared a "That we can't see it at all, or Italian dressing grabbed the bit emaciated after battling to at least don't call it by that Dread Dormammu, quenching his lower his weight to 142, out­ name. Would you mind waiting a head, which caused him to classed his opponent and won by moment, though? This sounds crumple to the floor. Millstone a decision. like it might be a long trip, and I saluted the empty bowl, saying Fencing Baker's victory brought his want to go into the kitchen and "Alas, noble Italian dressing! It record for dual meets to 7-0. pet some coffee, and a sandwich gave its life for the sake of Also of note concerning Tues­ or something." This seemed like humanity!" Schlepper looked dis­ Foil Tearn Foiled; day's match is that 40% of the a good idea to Garble Torn, gusted at this, and went to tell opponents were "sick" just when although it seemed a little Al he could land. two injured wrestlers returned to strange to' be thinking of food at Garble Tom looked at Darwin Brin Skins His Teeth action. a time like this. Schlepper let Millstone, and said, "You pur­ them into the kitchen with a key posely let the Italian dressing kill moment made their bout with by Errol Brynne he had, and then Darwin Mill­ this ... this ..." and then he UCSB a one to eight "moral Swimmers Take After a very successful meet stone turned on the coffeemaker stopped, seeing that the body victory". against Cal State LA and LA and took everything out of the was no longer there. The promising novice epee Valley last December, the Cal­ First Big Win refrigerators, including the salad "You can't kill Dormammu," team made a brave but futile tech Fencing Team went up to dressing, looking for sandwich said Darwin Millstone, "The best attempt against a much more UC Santa Barbara last weekend fixings. Once he had everything you can do is get rid of him for experienced team from UCSB. In Early Season to have it out with UCSB and he was looking for, he uncouthly a while. Like cockroaches, he Said their coach, "It was like Cal State Northridge. by I. M. Wett left everything sitting around on always comes back. Ah, we've sending puppy dogs against full Although it had been ex­ The Caltech swimming team counters and carts. The Dread landed. I'm sorry the trip was a grown wolverines!" Steve Gillet pected that the Northridge team cruised to an easy 1-0 victory Dormammu meanwhile launched little wilder than we planned, but "almost" won three of his bouts. would be strong, no one on the over Whittier College last Friday, into a long discussion of where that's what happened. I'll tell The only bright point of the team expected it to be com­ evening their season record at he was going, and what he you the next time we make a day was a seven to two victory pletely invincible. By the end of 1-1. The biggest winners were intended to do, which was test flight, if you're interested." by the Caltech Saber team over the afternoon the Tech Swords­ the Caltech Torpedoes, who were almost totally incomprehensible, UCSB. Observing November's "Well, I certainly am, but I men had found out better. Not a able to work out that afternoon and suggested rather confused winning technique, the "toad have 'already made plans to visit single individual bout out of the instead of having to watch the and contradictory notions of choppers" screamed and hacked the Matador College archeological nine each in epee, saber, and Techers swim in a meet. time, space, energy, and other their way to their third win this expeditions over the next few men and women's foil was won Tomorrow afternoon Occiden­ basic things. Garble Torn Head­ year. Since Northridge, the high­ months, so I'll be traveling all by Caltech against the powerful tal's strong team will be at Tech weak was busy wishing he knew est rated school in the division, is over the world." As they walked CSUN teams. for a meet at 4:00. Coach a spell or incantation for exor­ through the courtyard, Garble Faring better with UCSB only the only team to have defeated Lawlor Reck is so certain of a cism. As a minister .he should Torn noticed a large piece of by a differential, the Caltech them, this year's saber team has win over Oxy that he is not even certainly be able to cast out this plastic over one of the windows, women won two victories; one a good chance of coming in giving his swimmers a day off loathsome whatever-it-was. How­ almost like a rear-projection each by Janet Wainwright and second and going to the Western this afternoon! ever, as he had never expected screen. It might have been over Marie Beall. This made their loss Championships if things continue the window he had looked out to UCSB a 2-7 drowning. to go well. of. "What's that?" Team Captain Larry Novem­ Dave Brin won all three of his ber let out a well remembered bouts in skin - of- the - teeth Wt/nnt/ Bet, Mt/IV? "I don't know. Somethingleft over from Interhouse, maybe," blood-curdling shriek about three decisions. Saber team captain Friday. January 19 He had absentmindedly brought in the afternoon and frightened Darrell Peterson won two victo­ 4:00 p.m. Swimming Occidental Home his opponent into giving up the ries and led the team in points. 7:30 p.m. Wrestling Pomona-Pitzer Away a bowl of vegetables from the only win the foil team was able Mark Puryear also won two out kitchen. "Cheer up, it's the Saturday. January 20 holiday season." He spilled a few to glean all day. This bright of three bouts. 6:30 p.m. JV Basketball Claremont-Mudd Home vegetables on the ground. "Let 8: 15 p.m. Varsity Basketball Claremont-Mudd Home there be peas on earth." Wednesday. January 24 6:30 p,m. JV Basketball Occidental Home 8:15 p,m. Varsity Basketball Occidental Home f Classified Ads I Friday. January 26 4:00 p.m. Swimming Claremont-Mudd Away 7:30 p.m. Wrestling Cal State LA Home HELP WANTED

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