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President promises new car to combat declining enrollment

By Heather Seely "When Daddy pointed out to me that it News Goddess "Well, most of the students we only cost $4,000 more per year to attend Harvard, I decided why not," high school Citing high costs as the primary reason, surveyed on why they did not decide senior Stew Dent gabbed. over half. of the already small number of to come here said that rising tuition "Not that it really matters much to me students who were granted enlistment into was a big factor., but we are still since Daddy is paying anyway, but he said the university declined the offer. working on developing theories as to it was a better business investment, and I "Apparently students finally figured out need to learn these things if I am going to how damn expensive this school is," junior the real cause. We primarily think it is take over his company," Dent complained Rich Whitekid extolled. the poor performance of our athletic with a scowl. The admissions office, however, was teams." President Tea Kake, however, automati­ left scrambling for alternative theories that cally blamed the admissions office, claim­ could possibly make the school look bet­ Rob Silver ing they had "poor and unaggressive" re­ ter. Admissions Director cruiting techniques and that the office, as a "Well, most ofthe students we surveyed whole, "sucks." on why they did not decide to come here Kake decided to take matters into his said that rising tuition was a big factor," missioned the admissions office. to come own hands and devised the Plan for the admissions director Rob Silver said, "but up with something else. Class of 2004, which automatically got we are still working on developing theo­ The admissions office passed the task on rubber-stamped by his fishing buddies on ries as to the real cause. We primarily think to ERRORMARK employees. the Bored Trustees. it is the poor performance of our athletic Sid the salad guy presented his findings In the plan, Kake plans to woo students teams." to the trustees yesterday. by giving each freshman a new Lexus and In response to this theory, the football According to his research~ after tuition replacing it when they are juniors. Al­ team has replaced the basketball team. has more than doubled in the past decade, though Kake said the cars do not help the Don Beat' em, the basketball head coach, reaching the heights oflvy League schools, learning environment of the school, he reasoned that "if we can't beat the other many prospective students realized that for explained they add to the campus beautifi­ teams, at least we can scare the shit out of a couple thousand dollars more they could cation by replacing some ofthe "old, cheap them." attend a well-known university in a real cars our poor students drive." Kristen Nancey/ However, the Bored Trustees decided town instead of a small, southern school in Who needs a silly little FrinkPad when this approach was inadequate and has com- a hick town. See Lexus, Page 2 you could get a Lexus instead? ·Plans for Year of Gluttony in works for 2000 By Travis Langdon compiled, the committee will ultimate party, but I think our stu­ Cow Jamboree," "The 72-hour cated students are more likely to ~Vonder Dogg make a collective decision about dent body expects a lot more than Grain Alcohol Love-In" and "Il­ complacently obey any regulations which one best suits the univer­ that," Egghead said. "The way I licit Drug Experimentation Week­ or restrictions that the administra­ With the "Year ofGlobalization sity. see it, if we're still around on Jan. end." tion chooses to implement, and, if and Diversity" drawing to a close The first recommendation I, 2000, then we probably have a However, the administration has they chose not to, at least they will and the university anticipating the came from a survey conducted full I ,000 years before we have to its own ideas about what approach know the consequences. events scheduled as part of the by Sloppy Government, and is even consider facing the angry to take with the year's theme. Presi­ "At this point, the most impor­ impending "Year of Science and tentatively called "The Year of wrath ofGod. By then, we'll all be dent T .K. Horny suggested "The tant thing is just making sure stu­ Technology,"thethemeyearcom­ Gluttony and Intoxication." Jun­ dead and gone, so I say 'Let's live year of systematic manipulation dents know that their time as free­ mittee is currently hard at work ior Susie Egghead, the president it up."' by college universities" as a pos­ thinking individuals is truly lim­ • trying to determine what theme of SG, said that she feels the SG'spreliminary outline for the sible way to let students know the ited," Horny said. will represent the year of2000-0 1. theme will appropriately reflect year includes several campus­ plans that the administration has "We realize that we made a big To ensure that the interests of all the sense ofrevelry and reckless wide parties, hosted by visiting for them. mistake by ever giving students are at least considered, the theme over-indulgence that the student students from larger universities Horny said that the idea arose any freedom in the first place, and year committee is taking sugges­ body expects for the upcoming with more extensive experience from his frustration at watching the time has come for us to do tions from various groups on cam­ millennium. in having fun. Special events for students resist the university's ef­ something about it. If you give a pus and in the university area. Once "A lot of people expect New the year are to include "Party Like fort to control all aspects of cam­ all of the recommendations are Year's Eve in 1999 to be the a Rock Star Week," "The Eat a pus life. According to Horny, edu- See Gluttony, Page 2 2Thursday~ April1, 1999 Same Old Schmack Ooze 0 nation and Homogeneity." The - Other ideas in the works organization hopes to collabo­ ,. Gluttony rate with other supremacy groups 3 new sororities include "The Year of in the Winston-Salem area to Solicited Sex in America," infonn students about the ben­ Continued from Page 1 "The Year of Destruction efits of an Arian society. .. and Anarchy," "The Year of The group is concerned that student an inch, he' 11 take a mile, white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant mean triple fun!! and I think this theme year would Dirty Syringes and Filth," students are becoming entirely be a big step in helping us tighten "The Year of Environmental too tolerant ofothers and need to the reins." Apathy," "The Year of understand the feasibility ofwhat In keeping with the year's they call "a pure nation." c1 Sisters to 11Ulke life easier for freshmen theme, new rules will be im­ Tobacco" and "The Year of Other ideas in the works in­ w posed and more privileges will NASCAR and Professional clude "TheYear ofSolicited Sex tc By Heather Seely be taken away until it is deter­ Wrestling." in America," "The Year of De­ rn Don't hate me; it's only a joke "You don't have to worry mined that students are no longer struction and Anarchy," "The ti: IUIIIIItCIIIUUOfiiUIUIIDIUIIIIIIIIfll 21FIIIIIII~C! IIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIUII!tOIHIIIIIIUIIIIU Year of Dirty Syringes and about making friends or acting on their own impulses. Because ofthe increasingly high Although Horny has not fin­ Filth," "The Year of Environ­ g~ pledge class, the Panhellenic Coun­ which parties to attend, ished compiling his list of ideas, divisional requirements. mental Apathy," "The Year of ~ cil voted to add three new sorori­ because you pay for all of some changes expected to occur Several other ideas are also Tobacco" and "The Year of S< being given serious consider­ NASCAR and Professional . ties and a fall Rush for freshmen. that in your pledge fee." will include the instillation of Sl Senior Buffy Ho, the president video cameras in all off-campus ation by the theme year commit­ Wrestling." tr of Panhell, said adding the sorori­ Ally Koholic student residencies, mandatory tee. The committee expects to T ties and fall Rush would allow President of Kappa Epsilon Gamma lights out at 10 p.m. and the One theme suggested by the reach a decision by the end ofthe IS freshmen girls more options to find inclusion ofa course called "The Eastborough Baptist Church as year so that its members can group affiliation earlier. importance of blind adherence a response to this year's theme head to Myrtle Beach for post­ G "Freshman year can be a tough Junior Donna Spelling, presi­ to authority" into the university's was "The Year of Global Domi- exams. time. There are so many decisions dent of Sigma Alpha Kappa, of­ "sc to make, and you often feel like fered an explanation of why so­ E you don't fit in," Ho said. "If girls rorities were becoming so popular "I think it is ludicrous," sophomore Mary Spoild join sororities within the first on campus. prattled. "How can I keep up with status symbols couple weeks, they will not have "Freshmen girls just see sorority Lexus 1 if the university is providing the other students to worry about making the deci­ girls getting drunk and hooking up d Continued from Page 1 with new cars. Daddy is going to have to start sions because we can just make all with fraternity boys, and they want t1 buying me a new car each year now." of them for them. They also will to be a part of that," Spelling said. d Kake's plan also calls for a $5,000 increase in "As always, the faculty are the ones being hurt not have to worry about their repu­ Spelling said that adding the tuition. The increase, however, will not cover the the most by this," Guy Limestone, a professor of tation at school because that comes sororities is in the spirit ofthe Year t] entire cost of the vehicle, so Kake said he plans to politics whined. "What ifwe want a different kind with pledging." ofGlolialization and Diversity. 0 revoke the 40 new teaching positions created in of car? We need more choices." Senior Ally Koholic, the presi­ "What better way is there to cel­ c the Plan for the Class of 2000 and cut faculty To also help with the cost ofthe plan, Kake will dent of Kappa Epsilon Gamma, ebrate the Year of Globalization salaries by 15 percent. replace the entire cleaning and food service staff agreed that pledging makes fresh­ and Diversity on a campus that is Kake said that to compensate the faculty for with work-study students. man year easier for girls. so homogenized and dependent on their losses, they would receive the students' old "Ifthe poor students were lucky enough to get in "You don't have to worry about the Greek system than to diversify cars when they are replaced with new ones. here, we should remind them of their subservient making friends or which parties to the Greek system by adding new "I know the plan seems as though it might not role by having them do jobs historically reserved attend because you pay for all of sororities that will basically be the help with the tuition and faculty salary problems," for the poor and women," Kake yawed. that in your pledge fee," she said. same as the others?'~ Spelling said. Kake schemed, "but I am hoping that when I wave He will also eliminate an tmspecified amount of Koholic also stressed how easy Ho said Panhell's goal is to in­ the shiny new cars in the students' and faculty's the admissions staff. it was to join a sorority. crease the number ofsororities until faces that they will forget how much I am screw­ "Their roles will be replaced by the glossy "All you need is a pair of black 90 percent of the campus is Greek. ing them over." brochures I created with pictures of students sit­ pants and a couple hundreds dol­ Ho said that Panhell had not yet Kake will accompany his plan with an aggres­ ting next to their Lexuses and e-mailing on their lars to pay for our fees," Koholic chosen the three new sororities but sive nationwide recruiting campaign that will ThinkPads," Kake said. said. "But we all know that your said it would evaluate the groups include posters featuring Kake with a shiny, new Kake said he does not plan to add any additional parents will pay that anyway be­ based on their colors and use of Lex us. parking for the new vehicles but does plan to plow cause if they weren't rich you paint -pen cups. Prestigious alumni Many current students and faculty were out­ under Lot Q to make room for a Blow Lexus wouldn't be going here." will also factor into their decision. raged by the proposal. monument to be erected next fall.

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to ask questions and laughing at sents the motion; calls the motion Pledge night tests Waste away summer stupid high schoolers. Help find meaning to question, has a majority vote and carries out an extended fili­ Student Health's limit within pearly gates of Davis Field bowl buster regarding the relevance of Groups join together, the Bowl on Davis Field. The grand opening of the new Summer Jobs are available in Student Anarchy will host a student health center was warmly Schmenson University Center for honor coercity theme bureaucracy workshop. Those in­ received by the most recently co- . all students who can find nothing terested must pass a drug test, Hanson + lawn chairs erced members ofthe Greek orga­ better do to with the months be­ Gay Students Save America will acquire a signed intent sheet from nizations the week after pledge tween finals and orientation n~xt join Kappa Kappa Kappa frater­ their adviser, stand in line in the =fun for everyone night, br Monopalooza. fall than providing high school nity in order to facilitate under­ Green Room for 14 hours, obtain Big brothers and sisters were summer programs on campus with standing and promote the year's a Dean's Approval slip and write The psychology department is seen carrying Magic Mouthwash the "Quality Service" characteris­ theme, Low-ballization and a 2,000 word essay on the rel­ hosting a lecture on the influence in the appropriate clear plastic ter- - tic ofERRORMARK. Coercity. Though the groups have evance ofthe Bow 1oii Davis Field. of Hanson lyrics on lawn furni­ tiary containers. Benefits include reporting to the yet to announce their official plans, Applicants who submit accept­ ture. Those planning to attend Student health officials recom­ Desk at 4 a.m., giving wrong di­ they have already provided mate­ able portfolios will be notified of should see a psychiatrist immedi­ mend buying stock in the manu­ rections, talking on the phone all rial for the next 12 Lilting Ban­ their acceptance into the program ately. Hanson CDs will be.. forced facturer of this miracle elixir. day so that no one can get through shees shows. when SA reaches a quorum, pre- upon anyone who shows up. nackOoze Ooze Same Old Schmack Thursday, April1, 1999 3 tgeneity." The es to co llabo­ remacy groups )alem area to 1bout the ben­ ;ociety. :oncemed that .on, Protestant By Katie Venit ring to Caldwell's union with the manity. tming entirely Perspectives Editor legion. "I needed to change my pants," ~rs and need to After this speech, the legion he sighed. sibility ofwhat Angered over Geri Caldwell's stormed campus March 7. Even. According to police, both par­ 1ation." claims that they "swing the other though students were away on ties suffered minor injuries from the works in­ way," the Teletubbies laid siege spring break, it was trying to cut the incident. However, Caldwell fSolicited Sex to campus and allegedly raped costs and combine the picketing claims he and others of the legion e Year ofDe­ members of the East burgh Bap­ of this campus with attending the were sexually assaulted by the tarchy," "The tist Church. ACC Tournament. leader of the Tubby Four, Tinky )yringes and This bizarre turn of events be­ Sources are unclear as to how Winky, labeled a homosexual by r of Environ­ gan when the church, protesting the Teletubbies learned of Caldwell. "The Year of Wake TV's decision to run epi­ Caldwell's connection with the "This just proves what I've said The Year of sodes of the syndicated televi­ legion. However, it is known that all along," Caldwell yelled. c;'I Professional sion show "Lavern and Shirley," a source intimate with the mean, just look at his purse. Now tried to re-picket the campus. Eastburgh Baptist Church leaked you will all have to believe what e expects to They were joined by rightist min­ information to the Teletubbies I've said about the anti-Christ be­ rtheendofthe ister Caldwell. with details about the planned ing white, male and Jewish. I have members can "Clearly, we didn't invoke picketing. been vindicated!" ~ach for post- God's wrath enough the first time According to eyewitnesses, the The police have yet to find evi­ we protested this Satan-loving Tubby Four, formally non-mili­ dence of sexual assault but are tant, attacked shortly after noon holding the suspect Tubby incus­ school," wailed the group's leader Heather Silly/ Same Old Schmack March 7. Waving British flags tody without bail until they find Binda Llair, a former actress of Teletubbies descend "seemingly from heaven" on members of "the Exorcist'~ fame. and chanting battle cries in Tele­ conclusive evidence. ·e Mary Spoild the Eastburgh Baptist Church who scatter like cowardly mice. "But that's understandable. talk, they descended on the le­ In defense of his actions, ·and :tatus symbols gion, "seemingly from heaven," those of his partners Dipsy, Poe Inside sources reportthatnoprison )ther students There's a long list of sinners that dumbasses. The district attorney deserve lightning bolts, and according to a member of the le­ and Lala, Tinky Winky simply is willing to hold them for longer is trying to have them exiled to have to start v." there's only so many hours in a gion who wished to remain anony­ said, "again, again!" periods of time for fear that the San Francisco until they have day, even a divine day." mous. All members ofthe Tubby Four other prisoners will go insane and "mellowed out." t1es being hurt "These students didn't learn "They just fell upon us," he are charged with assault and are start riots. Neither the district attorney nor a professor of their lesson, but we've learned exclaimed. "It was like the angels currently out on bail, with the The Eastburgh Baptist Church the court-appointed defense re­ different kind ours. Now we've brought more of death coming from heaven to exception ofTinky Winky. They tnembers who participated in the ally gives a shit about Geri God-power," she chirped, refer- exact revenge for the sins of hu- face up to three months in prison. picketing are charged with being Caldwell. Ian, K.ake will :i service staff

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~epartment is the influence r1 lawn fumi­ ng to attend ttrist immedi­ will be_ forced howsup. 4Thursday, April1, 1999 Same Old Schmack Ooze Homeowners arrested for drunken revelry By Heather Seely the Busch factory. Witnesses say kegs, so we were having a good lie drunkenness and indecent ex­ was the largest party that he had News Goddess she sported a grass skirt and was time getting drunk and hooking posure. Other area homeowners ever attended. praising the Big Kahuna, chant­ up. But then things got out of were warned to quite down. Michaels said that despite the If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. ing "I have tasted ambrosia, the hand." "I will never get that drunk current Big Brother attitude the This was the University Area nectar of the gods!" Issus said several homeowners again," Michaels slurred. "But it police have developed, the Homeowners Coalition's theory To prove she's sincere, began urinating in his front yard was sure a kick-ass party." homeowners have planned an­ when it threw a giant block party/ Michaels planned her "blowout and on his car that was parked Issus said that after the police other kegger for next weekend. bacchanalian revel for off-cam­ of the century" to mend wounded there. "That wasn't the bad part, retreated, the homeowners re­ The Off-Campus Students Party pus students. egos. though, because that had happens grouped and partied well into the has tunied to the university to get The previously militant group The orgy, however, did not go at every party," Issus droned. morning. "I started yelling at them help in quieting their noisy neigh­ decided to giveupthefightagainst as well as planned. Winston-Sa­ "What sucked was when one of at like 2 a.m., but they wouldn't bors. "We just want them to abide the university when a can of beer lem police had to be called in the homeowners, some Michaels listen. Finally at three, I called the by the same rules any normal citi­ was left on the doorstep ofUAHC when students living off campus chick, took off her clothes. Kids cops," Issus said. zen would have to," Issus said. self-appointed dictator Betty Sue complained. "Things had been started getting sick and puking. Of Thirty-two people were arrested In the meantime, police have Michaels' house as a peace offer­ going well until about 12:30," course, that happens at every party when the police came the second told students not to approach a ing after a particularly loud Fri­ whined Deon Issus, the senior and -too, but usually not until one. This time; 31 were homeowners. The homeowner's party to ask them to day night. She was seen Saturday president ofthe Off-Campus Stu­ time, it was a definite result of the sole student, a member of the Al­ quiet down. They should instead morning organizing a neighbor­ dents Party. "The homeowners old cb.ick getting naked." pha Big fraternity, said he partied ca11 the National Guard to control hood field trip to St. Louis to see coalition had provided about 20 Michaels was arrested for pub- with the homeowners because it the revelry.

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University Police were alerted, but before This one's a big surprise they had time to arrive on the scene from Tired of working the satellite office in Davis, the Alumni University police responded to reports Association had replaced the car with a of strange smells in certain halls of Taylor newer model. Kermie had no idea we had ·harder than everyone else? House just after 4:20p.m. March 19. University Police. Approximately 40 minutes later, the of­ Have a term paper due ficers were seen heading for Schmenson food court, to examine the "cleanliness" of Greek social life Taco Bell. at the end of the semester? According to Sgt. "Tommy Boy" Slaugh­ University Police are currently investi­ ter, the emanations were simply righteously gating allegations that Police ChiefR.eggie dank incense. Lawless had been hazing Dork pledges through the use of her Night Stick. Winston-Salem Police and Forsyth Things we like to hear County officials were called into Davis at 9 p.m. March 17 when a Lambda Dry Cha Chee, a student in Sig Ape's frater­ fraternity party got out ofhand. Represen­ nity halls, claimed to have received ha­ tatives of the "Brotherhood" claimed to rassing phone calls on the evening ofMarch have no knowledge of the origin of exces­ 26. University Police chose notto respond. sive amounts of Cream Soda found on the A damage report was filed concerning halls. the vandalizing of a large wooden sculp­ Gate officials from the University Park­ ture outside of Drivel Hall. When asked way entrance have registered complaints for a comment on the situation, most stu­ of excessive traffic from Salem College dent body members felt that making kin­ attending Alfalfa Jig parties. Calll-800-PLA-GERIZE dling out of the piece was actually more Problems arose when the health center beneficial to theYear ofGlobalization and changed locations and the free condoms and ask for our special discount for athletes! Diversity. were no longer distributed from Bitchin' House. Have you seen me? Pro humanitate According to athletic department offi­ cials, Joey Airballenette's jump shot has University Police responded to an emer­ Remember, the Honor Code does not reportedly been missing for the last three gency report of attempted group suicide years. when the entirety of Charlie Screw-us's If anyone has any information as to the introductory philosophy class lined up apply to you! whereabouts of something that matches across the roof of Drivel Hall and threat­ ~ , ,. .. this description, please contact coach Dan ened to jump. ' . Modem before the 1999 NBA Draft. Uni­ Screw-us immediately stopped the po­ versity Police suspect the same criminal lice saying that it happened at every exam may have made offwith SashaK.ickmaker' s and told them their time would be better ball handling ability and the English lan­ spent contemplating the meaning of their guage capacity of freshman Suirad existence. Ailagnos. The average student spends 3-5 hours a A Lexus belonging to PresidentT. Kermit weekend pondering the existence of Uni­ Also ask about our note-taking program. Hernia was stolen from the lot adjacent to versity Police, and 0-1 hours a week con­ Schmenson University Center March 29. templating the existence ofa higher power. ackOoze Dumb Jocks Same Old Schmack Thursday, April1, 1999 5

.. screws eacons that he had By Sean Blue tions, Sgt. KenK. Karter said that Sports is Better Than News illegal immigrants have no con­ despite the "They scared the crap out of stitutional rights and that the INS attitude the our players and violated the Men's basketball Head Coach can do whatever the hell they veloped, the Dan Modem experienced another our constitutional rights. We please and if the immigrants do planned an­ setback in his post-Duncan era not like it they can go back to weekend. are seriously considering a when the Immigration and Natu­ where they came from. Students Party lawsuit against the US ralization Service raided LNM "They stormed onto the floor to get Coliseum March 28. government and INS" while we were practicing and noisy neigh­ INS had received reports of started waving their guns around them to abide illegal immigrants at Vake Forrest Don lllman and screaming at us," Modem normal citi­ University, and an investigation Athletic Director said. "We had no idea who they " Issus said. led to the deportations of sopho­ were or what was going on.~' police have more Raffi Bidaratta and fresh­ Apparently both Bidaratta and to approach a man Darian Singalong. portation and possibly even sue Singalong had never applied for to ask them to The loss of Singalong and the federal government. greencards and were in the coun­ should instead Bidaratta creates a serious lack of "The actions of the INS were try illegally. Illman said the ath­ to control big men on the team. Both completely illegal and outofline," letic department had been trying Bidaratta and Singalong had been Illman said. "They never pro­ to clear up the problem but had major contributors to the team duced a warrant, nor did they been too busy recruiting D .-J. Drip this year and had many Deacon identify themselves as govern­ to the football team. fans looking forward to next sea­ ment officials." A spokesman for the NCAA son. "They scared the crap out of said that they will be launching Now Modem only has junior our players and violated the our their own investigation into the NG transfer Tate Bicker, sophomore constitutional rights. We are seri­ recruiting by the men's basket­ John Sneakermaker and fresh­ ously considering a lawsuit ball team. Apparently all NCAA man Antwan Snot underneath. against the U.S. government and Division I athletes have to be in but before However, none of the trio has INS. We're hoping to build anew the country legally. the scene from proved themselves as a dominant athletic center on campus for the In relation to the investigation Heather Seely/ Same Old Schmack · the Alumni inside man or just an inside man athletes only to use and possibly into Vake F arrest and the reports period. even start paying students to stay of illegal immigrants the univer­ Members of the basketball team protest the deportation of the car with a Raffi Bidaratta and Darian Singalong. Later in the day a fight no idea we had Athletic Director Don Illman at the football games with the sity is now looking to hire 20-25 called the raid illegal and said the money." new erp.ployees to work in the broke out among the protestors. A protest was planned for the university plans to fight the de- In response to lUman's allega- housekeeping department. Fake Forest campus, but nobody showed up.

y investi­ ChiefReggie Dork pledges WHOREBOARD Stick. and Forsyth into Davis at a Lambda Dry ...... , ..... Represen­ STICKS AND BALLS 2·HANDTOUCHING d" claimed to origin of exces­ foundonthe Sextistics Sextistics REC CENTER Dingers with T.K. Sperm Field Bowls Park­ Cum Shots #hit complaints Travel Agent 69 Errormark Workers 1,669 Salem College Secretary 34 Delta Swigs 25· es. • Vageena Lawson 30 Sigma High Epsilon 20 health center Sleezy Eggers 22 Pot Phi 10 free condoms Emilie laid 13 Bake Radio 09 FACULTY SALARIES from Bitchin' Mia Angescrew 01 Wife 00 Fumbles by Administration Cough ups .. Grand Slams with farm animals Parking Tix 100,069 ' #of moos Faculty Salaries 1,000 Despite what the Sprite commercials say, image IS evezy­ DEAK Pledges 669 Off-Campus Parties 559 THAETA Pledges 668 Affairs with Workers 1 thing. As students of Walk Forrest, we have a reputation PU.U\o of their Alfalfa Sigma Phi 69 In-State Defeats gained. Vote for the right choice. Thayta Guy 53 Losses AP Ho's 30 Fake F:orest 3 SE ... we work. for you·, sort of. Master Debaters 19 Puke 0 Chi Blow 15 Chapel Hell 0 GALBA 00 N.C. Redneck 0 PAID FOR WITH YOUR TUITION MONEY. 6Thursday, April1, 1999 Same Old Schmack Whining PROPAGANDA This coiumn represents the things the Same Old Schmack Editorial Board makes up. Stupid Union gets a clue . .. When the Dog Rufus Band pledge night, multiply by the SU bows down in homage came to Wate Chapel a few number of people who are weeks ago, we here at Stupid communication majors, to the power of the· SOS. Union thought the best way to subtract your age. Praises for the distribute tickets was to give Add all the digits in the sit here humbled, wearing everyone a wristband. The lottery number together so you get nothing but my white Fruit of system was a great idea, because just one number. I the Looms, and write to Same we wanted everyone to have a Come to the Stupid Union Old Schmack for one simple . ; chance to see the Dog Rufus office and show us the -ones we love so reason: Consider this a very long Band, even if they didn't think number. If the number close ery rarely does a publica­ needs of the student body (get thank you note. they wanted to. to the secret, predetermined tion get to extend such a it, the student body, te he). There is no other organization on Thank goodness for your number, we will consider V public expression of Because the last thing this insightful editorial about it! Now giving you a ticket. respect and admiration to those it world needs is more fat college we know that giving out wrist­ If it weren't for the considers to be its peers in graduates. And now they have Tad Dijon bands was the most horrible dedication of Same Old support of the average student. even decided to stand up for our s T u p 1n u N 10 N E rv1P E R o R s y thing we could have done. After Schmack, I don't think we Obviously at the top of our lowly professors on campus, to n 1 v 1N E R 1 o H T careful deliberation with the rest could have ever come to this most admired list is, and I think champion their rights, because of the Stupid Union staff, I came conclusion on our own. We any true student has already they deserve a rec center too to the final decision myself. are confident that this system guessed it, The Screamer. you know. this campus that gives Stupid Uniou From now on, each person will will be one that the entire As a fellow university publica­ Ahhh, we must not forget as much coverage as Same Old be given tickets based upon the student body will find much tion, we at The Same old Shmack Stupid Union. Without their Schmack, and for this, I thank you. following mathematical formula: more suitable for their needs. are in awe. It is so rare that a work, where would our need for You truly inform the campus and Add the digits in your Things don't just happen. , ... publication can create such a rec center with bowling lanes bring the student body together for birthdate, divide by the number Same Old Schmack make demand for its work, but any and facilities to use on the important causes. of people you hooked up with on them happen! fool can see why. Their artistic weekends have come from? expression is unparalleled - what Don ~t let the name fool you, other yearbook would be so they are master planners, with daring as to skip a year of their every step expertly chosen for J I publication? They have literally their own specific end. Just look oe o~les removed the year from yearbook. back on the Shave Matthews ' ' ' concert ticket distribution, what Brittany No other campus yearbook can Spears· boast such lofty ambitions, if other group would have had the only this year's edition can be genius and the courage to lace 8) Busta Rhymes was the As a matter of fact ... she such a success. their ticket wrist bands with SOS columnist hits her, referring party when she had to does baby!! This is according While we're sending out our LSD? This way the students have her stomach pumped · to the new man in her life, highest praises, we cannot forget would not only be too out of it baby, one more time. recently ... just kidding, Brittany however, Feddie Prinze Jr. another of the most worthy, to realize how insane the ticket did not have the same thing in was unavailable for comment Shouldn't Govern-it. If it were process was, but they could elcome everyone to the her stomach as Busta Rhymes ... so in his defense we just have -. not for them, who would have claim that they sent almost a montage otherwise right, and I'm the queen of to say " wow, I guess this championed the overwhelming fourth of campus on a trip at W known as my column. As England. really wasn't a public need students have here to SU' s expense. you know, every week I write about relations move ... he really exercise, sweat and bum those The Same Old Schmack something that either annoys me or 7) You just can~t ignore her close isn't gay! pesky Freshens calories? They thanks you all for your hard that just mildly pesters my brain. personal relationship with (hahahahahahahaha ). have surely zeroed in on the work and inspiration. Well if you are looking for that sort Mickey Mouse.: 1) One word ... 6) Besides the immense talent SPANDEX!!! SAME OLD SCHMACK Joe Gera she brings to the music industry, GERANOJOE Brittany seems to have quite a These are PLEASING UNIVERSITY PRESIDENTS SINCE 1916 knack for showing up the the reasons Jenny "Mom" Blackford Backstreet Boys. why Libeler in Chief of entertain­ everyone ment this 5) She is the sixth spice girl. should take Theresa Felder Scott Bayzle week, don't note of this Sugar Daddy Whiskey Dick look for it here 4) Recent reports that "hit me hot young talent. because I have baby one more time" has Hot and young we are nothing but good­ sexual overtones are com­ definitely sure about, but the Associate Managing Slacker: Scott "The Sloth" Payne. hearted sincere things pletely accurate. This is appar­ talent part is without question The DL: Heather ''I'm very single" Seely, News Goddess; Travis Klose and Jared Langdon, to say about a couple of re- ently the reason for her immense the most Wldisputed attribute undistinguishable love slaves; Tamara Dunn and Jen Warren, wagging the dog; Gentle cent incidents (sarcasm). record sales with young teenage about Ms. Spears. I can't Amez. MTV Spring Break reveler. Rather than actually going into a girls who are having trouble wait until she sings her solo Propagandists: Suzanne DuBose, blonde; Melissa Shields, GOD. whole disposition about something, releasing their sexuality, she at the Met in New York, I'll Mindnumbing Entertainment: Momma Hoyle. "If Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody I felt that it might be better to make happy": Brian Schiller, Momma'_s boy; Erin "edit this" Korey, lola. really speaks to the heart of be there and I suggest you by a top 10 list or something of the America's youth (if you believe tickets as soon as they go on Keeping Wake Students Humble: Paul Gaeta, office whore; Seannie "it took me five hours to lay out one page" Blue, midnighttoker; Erin "edit these'' Korey invented the question mark. sort, so here we go: that I'll tell you another one). sale, which will be sometime The top 10 reasons to "love" Globalization and Diversity headquarters: Katie Venit: mousekateer. between now .and Brittany Spears. 3) Puff Daddy says that she ~...... _ NEVER! In case you Information System Representatives: Charlie Benson, of APO fame; Carrie Hixon, publisher of "Guns & Men" soft porn magazine for women. is not a natural blonde. Of have a learning 10) her lovely smile just lights up a Graphics Schmaphics: Brian Schiller, southern belle. course Puffy also said that disability and you room whenever she is in it, of he never slept with Mariah didn't get it by Assistant Ass-Kissers: Jae Hoon Lee, Our Little Korean; Laura O'Connor, Princess of course it is usually a dark room, and Norway. Carey, in addition to rerecording ~._....__.now, I do not like most of the time there is something Advertising Production? Why don't you just invent a position?: Will Giraud. old Police songs. Taking that for this girl and stuck in her m~uth so it is rarely what its worth, d say that she is Computer Manger: Drew Markham, thinks he's the fifth Monkee. r anyone who actually thinks seen. definitely a brunette. that she will not be a one hit ' : Circulate this: Who the hell is Jason Glasper? wonder needs to enroll in a A'-'~~~!'2king for a good pa~r of g) asses: ~taci~ Harris, Amer :'MIA'' Khan and Kristen Mince, 9) She's 16, which makes most of 2) As Austin Powers would say, sensitivity un-training 1 £< l?>iiii· n;;.g liiikiiiiiediiiiiruniiiiiiik ;.pliiiiediiiiige•n;;tgiiiiihtiiii.Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ~~~:,/L'~ ~\ :;._-~.{*.; .. .:-..::1~4..-;:!,"\: ~:.'j§~ ;;co~v~en~· t;;he;;c;;am;iip;;u~s siiiioiiiroiiiiinty~gtiiiiirlsiiiioiiiin her extracurricular activities illegal. ... .,.._.. ,,,.-;~.~~r-';.!:....., "I'll bet she shags like a minx." course. J.. Ooze Same Old Schmack Thursday, April1, 1999 7 ackWhining Presi ent Hernia criticizes !lue , ... By Heather Seely Our main goal is to fool the stu­ shouldn't be applying to this multiply by the SG tried to maintain the integ­ News .Goddess dent body into thinking that we school anyway," he said. ·ople who are "We realize that our group rity of its plans, saying that the can," Omelet said. can really do little on this SG had spent the past week pro­ outlet and other campus expenses on maJors, President Hernia addressed So­ Omelet said SG is immediately moting the issue with signs that age. were not "mutually exclusive." cial Gathering and its desires to forming a Committee on the campus. Our main goal is to failed to tell students that the store digits in the "This would be a proactive move build an on-campus JCrap outlet President's Claims to discuss how would not actually be built while her so you get fool the student body into that would allow the school to jump in the group's meeting this week, SG can put the best spin on the thinking that we cart." they attend the university. ahead of other universities," Am­ ber. The signs, however, had cre­ e Stupid Union calling SG an "impotent body of issue so the student body will not ethyst said. fools." realize how right the president is. Sally Omelet ated such a stir with the preppy Despite the president's harsh JWUS the SG President consumers ofthe campus, that the e number close "SG really has no power on the Although Omelet said no plan words, Omelet said SG still plans ~ predetermined campus," Hernia said. of action has been made yet, she president's office was flooded to pursue the store. "Everyone knows the real power said the committee would most withe-mails from students want­ "We will work with the student vill consider attract new students," speaker of ticket. belongs to the man holding the likely discuss the issue for several ing to know ifthe new store would body to get some input and output the house Brian Amethyst said. accept Deacon Dough. The on­ t for the key to the Lexus. All SG can do is months, then hang up some post­ and create some synergy," Omelet 'Same Old talk." ers, send some e-mail and pretend Amethyst said the store would slaught annoyed the president so chirped. not only make us more competi­ :m 't think we Ever-happy SG president Sally it did something tangible. much that he decided to speak to Omelet admitted, however, that tive than schools that can only SG. rer come to this Omelet said it was an honor to The Committee on the Com­ after several years the issue would offer campus shops but that it 1ourown. We have the president speak at the­ mittee on Committees had pro­ "We do not need this expensive probably disappear at which time that this system meeting and that his claims were posed the JCrap store in SG's last would also help attract the type of store when the school is already SG will choose a different issue to Lat the entire not too far-fetched. meeting. students the university wants. experiencing fiscal constraint," he promote and make posters about will find much "We realize that our group can "We felt building the $20 mil­ "Basically if half your ward­ said. "Instead, I will raise my own to keep up the appearance that it is really do little on this campus. lion store would be the best way to robe is not from JCrap you really salary by $50,000." ~ for their needs . actually doing something. .'t just happen. 2mackmake ~------~-' ears· Assulting

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1ahaha). invites you to a campus death lgwe are match between e about, but the without question .sputed attribute ears. I can't Duran Duran sings her solo New York, I'll : suggest you by and TV's ""Benson." n as they go on ·ill be sometime Jwand Proceeds to benefit R! In case you a learning our brothers in aime, the Siggies. · .-. bility and you n't get it by w, I do not like s girl and "Helping the community, lCtually thinks .. 1ot be a one hit ' ito enroll in a but hurting our own." -training ~------~ - &Thursday, April1, 1999 Same Old Schmack Artsy Fartsy amp us By Suzanne DuBose At their first official meeting as the Artists Formerly Tickle Me, Elmo Known as Eros, it took only 20 minutes for the girls to come to a resolution. Due to a cancellation in the opening band's performance "It seemed so obvious. I don't know how we missed it for Marylyn Hanson's April 2 show at Laurence Noel before." one member said. "Bikini mud wrestling was what Coliseum, Eros, the women's a capella singing group was missing all along." based on Christian brotherly love, has reunited in order to Now while the more conservative members of the group open for the controversial singer under a new name: the belt out Gospel hymns the less traditional members origi­ Artists Formerly Known as Eros. nally asked to leave the ensemble will be a sideshow mud­ ... Pit, the original opening band, decided they could no slinging attraction. longer continue the tour because of conflicting personal Auditions to fill the opening act space were held through­ and religious beliefs between the Pit singers and Hanson. out last week. However, only two groups applied for the "Once we realized that Hanson is Satan, we felt we really spot. The first group to submit an application for an audition could no longer be associated with him," lead singer was the Baptist Bible Beaters. This new, local group's act Kourtney Hate spewed. consisted of bringing a life-size Hanson mannequin on stage This did not scare away the Artists Formerly Known as and beating it repetitively with their Bibles while chanting Eros. "Hanson is Satan. We hate Hanson. Hanson should die." Since the break-up last fall that divided the original Eros Hanson's agent said they decided not to go with the into two warring factions, the girls had not reassembled or Baptist Bible Beaters when a plot to substitute the real even considered reinstating the old group. Hanson for the mannequin and to assassinate him on stage "I never wanted to share my brotherly love with those was revealed. bitches again," one ex-member whined. "That left the Artists Formerly Known as Eros," the agent However, the call for a new group to open for Hanson said. sparked several old members' interest. Unfortunately, Hanson's agent did not foresee the sudden ···• When discussing the plan to reunite the group, all one drop in demand for Hanson's show once their new opening ex-member kept chanting was, "I was on a mission from band was announced. Original ticket prices were previously God; I had to get the band back together." . $29.95. Ticketdominatrix began lowering the price in a Reuniting first required removal of some still present desperate measure to ensure some profit from the show. tension. Leaders from both factions decided to get the two "By taking into consideration the shift in demand due to groups together for a good scrap in the dark alley between this odd decision, we have re-figured the proper price to be Dribble Hall and the library. $6.95," a Ticketdominatrix representative said. Plenty of seats are still available for the 7 p.m. show for Marylyn Hanson, the James Dean of the '90s, will After taking a day to recover from the resulting broken play at Laurence Noel Coliseum with the recently bottle slashes and brass knuckle bruises, both parties those interested, and the Baptists Bible Beaters will still perform just outside the coliseum. Just look for the picketers reunited Artists Formerly Known as Eros, the a seemed content to meet and discuss a compromise that capella group based on Christian brotherly rove. would enable them to perform together. and "Hanson must die" signs.

.. RA I S I N S & DA T E S Dull, you're outta here!! If you want to have your event advertised, put up yer own I friggen' flyers and chalk the Quad. We don't give a damn. President Hernia named spokesman for wonder drug Where: Pew Auditorium By Laura O'Connor efits. I have never felt so full of coming forth with his problems. ON CAMPUS Info: Free Anorexic Poster Child life until Viabra,"saidHemia, in Nowthoseofuswhohavesimi- an exclusive Same Old Schmack lar problems will not feel inhib- Movies Zena: the Movie. This gem stars It's been called the miracle interview, "not counting that ited to come forth as well," said our very own police chief Reggie drug of the 20th century and has time that I ran away with my Limpy Noodles. Lawless in the title role. been reported to add vigor and secretary. Boy, that weekend in -"I want students to feel as I Also Still Know What You Did When: 9 p.m. April 6 spice to once lethargic and Las Vegas with the mirrors and comfortable with my sexuality Back in the Future Again in a Where: Pew Auditorium unspiced men. No, we are not the oils and, oh, . . . is this on as I do," Hernia said. Bug's Life. Those wacky kids at Info: Free talking about the Spice Girls, record?" Asked about his relationship .._ Mirrormax did it again in this but the new impotent drug, Many students wonder how with Dull, Hernia offered his prequel sequel to the '60s hit Viabra. Hernia's wife feels about this pratse. Marty. Music Most everyone has seen Boob new drug. However, she was un- "Boob is a great man, and I When: 9 p.m. Today available for conunent. admirehisabilitytodothecom- Jif 'n' Jammin'. Karaoke Night. The Dull on those television com­ Where: Pew Auditorium Students on campus have mercials with such grace. I only Trash Bins play back up in this mercials, advertising Viabra to Info: Free mixed feelings about the presi- hope that I can take his-position campus favorite that no one seems the general audience. But the dent ofWalk Forrest advertising and do as much justice to it as he Wet Dreams May Cum. This to have discovered yet. Walk FmTest community, along Viabra. - did." recently discovered Rovin Willy When: 9 p.m. April 4 with the rest of the nation, is "It belittles the school. How When asked· how he plans on film from his days as a 14-year-old Where: Snorty's about to get a shock. I actor just starting out co-stars Info: Free Our very own President Tea can trust the quality of my filing Dull's shoes, Hernia sim- Tooba Pudding Jr. Kake Hernia has just signed a education in the hands a man ply sighed, "practice, practice, When: 7 and 10 p.m. April2-4 Chocolate Spice. This world­ two year contract with Do Little who isn't competent?'~ ques- practice." Where: Pew Auditorium famous Granny Award winner plays Chemicals, the company who tioned SE President Soozie RumorsarefloatingthatHer- --Info: $20. Must be 18. the campus as the latest install­ first produced Viabra. Instead of Eggbeater. nia and Dull are spending a lot· ment in the Seebreast Series. He Dull, we will now have the op­ For other students, compe- of time together. Good Willy Hunting. Rovin Willy will perform hit songs such as portunity of seeing Hernia smil­ tency didn't seem to be the issue. The first Viabra commercial stars in this autobiographical film "Spice, spice baby elephant:' ing at the camera and telling the "Cool," shrieked a random stu- starring our very own president about his days as a 14-year-old When: Today world about his problems and dent. will be aired on CBA during the just starting out co-starring Bert Where: Wasp Chapel subsequent new-found spice. Others offered more insight- FinalFour.Keepyoureyesopen Raynolds. Info: $68.99, tix obtained by SU's "For all the negative hype it ful comments. "I think it's awe- forthenew"Spice" ofconuner- ... When: 9 p.m. April 5 application and interview process . has produced, it sure has its ben- some that Tea Kake Hernia is cial TV. Clemson falls Herihe is ·Index -- SonnyJ~asaway A&E 85-6 Deacon Notes B2 .. ~::Briefli:::_:_::7:=: A2 Editorials A8-9

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Candle causes blaze in Polo By Katie Venit seniors Chad DeRosa, Joshua Macatol Housing. Unfortunately, the sprinklers did and smoke. "The sprinkler did work and News Editor and Davis McElwain, rooms in Luter not come on in time to prevent loss of the function correctly," Carson said. "They Residence Hall; however, two have opted student's property. can cause a lot of damage because they When junior Christie Straube arrived to live off campus. Aside from the room itself, which spray water, but their function is to sup­ back to her room in 418 Polo Residence No one was injured in the fire, which DeRosa described as looking like a press fire." Hall from a weekend away from campus was confmed to the bedroom of 409A "hellacious firestorm" or something out DeRosa said that althought the fire was March 28, her carpets were still drying. The fire alarms went off at about 7:40 of the movie Backdraft, the most expen­ out in two mintues, the sprinklers contin­ The source of this massive amount of p.m., alerting the University Police and sive item damaged was McElwain's ste­ ued to sprinkle for much longer, causing water that soaked carpets in rooms at the Winston-Salem firefighters. reo system, which was thoroughly charred an accumulation of about three feet of least two doors away was candle that However, by the time they arrived, the by the fire. water in the room that caught on fire, ignited a desk in a 4® Polo bedroom on blaze had already been squelched by the However, "it was not the fire damage between 300 and 500 gallons of water. the evening of March 26. sprinkler system that also caused exten­ that was bad; it was the water," DeRosa "When we opened the door to his room," The blaze caused an undetermined sive water damage to the two-story said. he said, "any water that hadn't already amount of damage. townhouse and leaked into the fourth floor According to Connie Carson, the direc­ leaked out spread into the other rooms in The university offered the four men hall, as well as into the townhouse below tor of RLH, only the sprinkler in the living there, junior Andrew Arthur and 409, according to Residence Life and bedroom on fire was activated by the heat See Fire, Page A7 Student attacked in Polo Rd. home Old Gold and Black Staff Report Police Incident Report, the intruder used a bottle during his attack on the student. A female student sleeping alone in a "This was not a Wake student. He came second-story bedroom of 1230 Polo Road in with the wine bottle and the specific was assaulted March 27 a few hours after intent of using it to hit her," the resident midnight by an unknown intruder. said. · "From what she said, this guy was out of However, after tlie" initial" ·btow ~u,- the--­ his head," a resident of the house said. "He head the girl jumped up, screamed for help was definitely on something. He entered and forced her way out of the room. the room with the intent ofbludgeoning her "(The intruder) attempted to pursue her," and taking advantage of her." the resident said, "but she was able to throw Fortunately, because of the female this guy off her, get out of the room even student's quick thinking and reflexes, she though she could barely see because the was able to escape her assailant. blood was running down from over her eye, "More than anything, people need to know and then she started screaming bloody that she did everything perfectly," the resi­ murder. dent said. "She was the epitome ofcourage. · "She was as strong as anyone could have She laiew something wasn't right. And if it been in this situation." wasn't for that, things could have been a lot By the time the students downstairs had worse." responded to herscrean1s, the assailant was According to the resident, the intruder fleeing from the building. climbed up the back stairs and entered "Several of us ran up the stairs when we through an unlocked second-story door. heard the screams," the resident said. "But "This person was able to sneak up the he had jumped off the balcony and was Laura Teeter/Old Gold and Black back steps to a door that was unfortunately running for the woods." Cycles of life unlocked," the resident said. All of the students then tried to do their Though a party had been thrown at the part to patch the student's bleeding wounds In a bicycle race March 27, senior Taylor Carrington won first place in cycling category 3. Junior Thomas Sutton took second place in residence earlier that evening, at this point and to get her to the hospital. Collegiate c. .. · ·, · the crowd had dispersed and only a few "She was bleeding profusely - every­ closer friends remained. one there did everything they could to help," / "The party was over, there were only a the resident said. handful of people there, but that's why she "They went above and beyond what you was the only one upstairs," the resident would have expected." said. According to the official Winston-Salem See Attack, Page AS Language programs created Summer courses offer students achance to sample foreign cultures By Praneetba Akula Italian, French and Spanish, each for 10 for the basic foreign-language requirement Board picks trustee, Old Gold and Black Reporter credits. These languages will be offered at while receiving rigorous training, and for the intermediate and advanced-intermedi­ students planning to spend a semester abroad The foreign-language requirement can ate levels. This is ideal for students who in Venice, for example. The intense course be a hassle for students trying to deal with need to take one of these languages at the acquaints them with the language and cui­ a contrasting major and other divisional 112, 113 or 153 levels in the following . fure. decides on budget requirements. In order to alleviate some of semester. This intensive preparation would The extra-curricular cultural activities for the time constraints, the Romance languages prepare them for the final213 literature or the Italian course include weekly Italian department is initiating a number of new Italian 215 or 216 course. The courses fitm ~reenings and discussions, group din­ By Brad Gunton This year, candidates were chosen by summer programs that will serve a different would be labeled as Italian 152, French !52 ners)cpffee tastings, slide shows, opera and Assistant News Editor the Student Life Committee, a joint com­ need of students. and Spanish-152. modern Italian music, sp~ers, game mittee consisting ofstudents, faculty and The first is the "Intensive Summer Lan­ The program is advantageous for stu­ ' , I A new student trustee and the 1999- staff. The SLC narrowed the field down guage Institute," which offers courses in dents wanting to speed up their preparation See L~rlguage, Page A3-J 2000 budget were among the issues that to three candidates, and SG administered . I the board of trustees resolved in its meet­ a referendum intended to determine stu­ ., ing last weekend. dent support for each one . Junior Sheereen Miller was chosen by The nominating committee ofthe board the board of trustees to be the new student of trustees then selected Miller, and the board of trustees approved her nomina­ Speaker advocates wom~n's,rights trustee, replacing the current student trustee, junior Laurie Hunt, for a one-year tion. term. Corbett said that the election of a stu­ By Alissa Mears law stated th~he husband was the head of Aside from the length ofherterm, which dent trustee is different from a political Contributing Reporter "There were serious things that all property and'had the right to do what­ is four years for the other trustees, Miller election in that instead of the different could affect my livelihood that I \ ever he pleased with civil property, without has the same duties and responsibilities as candidates competing against one an­ Issues dealing with civil rights continue his wife's consent. other trustees. other, the nominating committee ap­ to develop every day. Kim Gandy, the couldn't do." Gandy and fellow activists finally suc­ Miller's election marks the first year proves one of the candidates based on executive vice-president of the National Kim Gandy ceeded in overturning this law in January under a new selection process for choos­ interviews, experience and student sup­ Organization of Women, spoke in Pugh NOW executive vice president 1980. ing the student trustee. Previously, a Stu­ port. Auditorium March 30 about the impor­ Gandy distussed the problems that she dent Government elaction helped to de- Corbett said that he was pleased with tance of civil rights. and other female activists face. ., termine who would be chosen. Accord­ how well the new system worked . Gandy emphasized the need for constant pilot, even though she majored in aviation, "When I joined NOW, I was called a ing to Leon Corbett, the vice president "The process seemed to work very support of women's and gay and lesbians' she realized that "there were serious things lesbian merely because I was standing up and counsel who is also secretary to the well," Corbett said. rights. She introduced her lecture with her thatcouldaffectmy livelihood thatl couldn't for women's rights and they wanted to shut board of trustees, this process led to con- "They could not have gone wrong in personal battle for women's rights. do." Gandy then joined NOW at age 19. me up," Gandy said. . fusion, because the student trustee is not selecting any ofthe three candidates. The She became active in women's rights in After graduating from college, one of She discussed some of the stereotypical ·~n SG office. 1973 while attending Louisiana Technical Gandy's first goals was to overturn the See Trustee, Page AS See Gandy, Page A6 • Institute. When told th11t she could not be a "Head and Master Law" in Louisiana. This ·i f: • ---- .. _ News Old Gold am A2 Thursday, April1, 1999 Old Gold and Black News:

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By Jessica Reigle uses of computers in teachfl)g. Burg arid cation allowed it to select the best articles Working on the journal along With Burg from this conference. · · Old Gold and Black Reporter Yue-Ling Wong, im a~ademic computing "This is good for computer-enhanced and Wong will be Anne Boyle, an associ­ specialist, came up with the ide(!. of creating "This was a great help because it gave us ate professor of English, who.ba8 been •I A. program is currently in development the journal after they met in the spring of l~arning, and it can show the reader a start in getting our initial articles, since it asked to be Burg's co-editor in chief. !he that will result in the publication of a new 1997 while Burg was the. Director of the. how students will work with specific can be hard for a journal that is just starting journal also has an editorial board of fac­ joumal called the IMEJ of Computer-En­ Computer Enhanced Learning Initiative in.: learning tools." out to get its first submissions because it is ulty members and has the financial sup­ hanced Learning. This publication is an its first semester. · no~ known yet,'~ Burg said. P!>rt of the university. .. interactive multimedia electronic journal The electronic jo\}rnal will feature 11 Jen~i.f~r Burg Selected.authors will present their work The first issue of the interactive multi­ ~hat will focus on computer -enhanced learn­ articles from various c)isciplinary areas. The , Founding Editor in this journal in a manner such that readers media electronic journal will appear dm­ mg. authors ofthese.articles include threefac.-, ------"------­ can trY' things and see how they work. The ing the last week in April, and there ai'e According to Jennifer Burg, an assistant ulty members, in addition to authorities. reader will be able to try tutorials or online currently three sample articles from fac­ professor of mathematics and computer from countries such as Taiwan, Canada and conference held in 1998. The university's exercises, play audio files, manipulate im­ ulty members online that are on the science, the founding editor of the journal, Sweden. ·n1e group of authors was sefected informal partnership ..yith the Association ages or even browse through various simu­ journal's Web Site, which is located at the journal's purpose is to further effective from the best presentations of the WebNet for th.e Advancement of Computing in Edu- lations, according to Burg. http://www.imej.wfu.edu. 30 Hour Famine

feeds the hungry Chapter one ... By Marina Macb Junior Anne Lanier crad Contributing Reporter "It Is easier to have compassion for For 30 hours last week, more than 100 people after fasting." students went without food in order to raise ,, money and awareness for starving citizens Julie Bradley of third world countries~ Fasting took place Senior betweenMarch26 and27 ,allowing partici­ La~guag pants a time to reflect on the meaning of hunger. March 27. The famine was sponsored by Continued from Page ) In order to raise money, participating InterVarsityChristianFellowship,theVol­ students were asked to find sponsors among unteer Service Corps and the Division of nights, poetry "slams" m faculty, friends and throughout the com- Student Life. SLOnS. munity. Donators· gave by paying a flat Senior Julie Bradley said that although However, for those stu1 sum, or by giving a certain amount per hour the actuaf time spent fasting passed quickly, to focus on Spanish and v to participants, according to senior Jordan it helped her to get in touch with the hunger to fulfill the basic Spanil Wong. that millions face daily. there is the Diploma in SI Last year, universitystudentsraisedmore "The famine made it more realistic. It is ness course. The progran than $7,000 during the famine and partici- easier to have compassion for people after ing on oral and written Ian: pants nationwide raised $6 million to fight fasting," Bradley said. providing students with For the children hunger. Though the eamings for this year's "Walking through Benson during the time edge ofthe current Spanisl famine have not yet been tallied, Wong of the fast made me realize just how avail­ ness world. said, th~ swn is estimated at more than able food is to us, and just how much we ;tll ABOVE: Tara Jeffries, Kate Friedenberg and Rachel Roberts ''Please note that holdi $3,000. All of the proceeds from this event take it for granted," Wong said. not exempt students fron transform coffee filters into artistic creations during spring break. aregiventoanon-profitreliefagencycalled The student-initiated 30 Hour Famine Friedenberg is the daughter of Producing Artistic DirectorJohn ' eign language requireme1 World Vision. This organization is the larg- · helped to raise awareness across the cam­ and cannot be taken in p Freidenberg. Students spent time with the children, who had little est of its.kind in the United States, sending pus for the cause oferadicating hunger. The else to do on their spring break than accompany their parents to the relief to war-torn areas along with any student chairwoman ofthe 30 Hour Famine workplace. country stricken with hunger and famine. Committee, sophomore Marcia Stafford, LEFT: Tara Jeffries uses a-plastic cup to create.a.circulardesignon. World.Vision.setsupfeedingcentersaround said that the faculty, administrationand a coffee filter. They taught the kids to decorate the coffee filters witt1 deveJopingcountrieswherefoodisdistrib- students were very supportive and helped dye and turn them into various forms of art . uted to individuals. All ofthe money raised to make the event so successful. during the university's 30 Hour Famine "The 30 Hour Famine is a great way for will be put towards the purchasing of food. us to experience the hunger that thousands Though entertainment was not provided of children suffer from every day," Stafford for this year's event, many participants said. "Wecanmakeadifferenceinthelives Amer Khan/ Old Gold and Black attended the Living Parables perfonnance of people across the globe with only a few on March 27 and the Chi Rho concert hours oftime and energy."

I ' Campus organizations may have their announcements listed by sending e-mail to mum time slot of an hour and IS minutes [email protected], faxing to Ext. 4561 or writing to P.O. Box 7569. The deadline for to assist with arts and crafts, face painting, inclusion in each week:s pap,er is 5 p.m. Monday. storytelling, assisting children with rock BRIEFLY climbing and in the batting cage, escorting cartoon characters and handing out rib· I 0 students and a returning faculty member bons. full-time employment. Reyno Ida Rd. If interested, contact Terri at Ext. 1696 Impeachment's effects to Calcutta, India, from Dec. to 28 to The cultural scholarship, which. com­ II The discussion will focus on the crisis in or Alice Bullock at 722-1991. mences during the summer of2000, is most volunteer with the Missionaries of Charity. Iraq and in particular the negative etTects addressed by commentator appropriate for studying a foreign language Pre-trip group meetings prepare the chosen that economic sanctions have had on the in which the applicant is already proficient. volunteers for their journey and focus on health and nutrition of the people. Michael Gerhardt, a former law school All applicants must have completed at team building. For more information, call Judy Dancy at professor, will speak on "Impeachment: least two years of university course work. Applications for the program can be found Winston-Salem Friends at 725-8801. · What Have We Learned" at noon April2 in Students are ineligible if they, their par­ on the door of the Volunteer Service Corps. Correction Worrell Room 1302. ents or grandparents are Rotarians. office, Benson 345, andaredue April9. For Gerhardt, who taught here from 1987-90, For more information or to schedule an more information, call James Han at Ext. Fun Run proceeds to The dates of the Gay Straight Stu­ was the only expert to be called to testify by appointment, call Susan Faust, an assistant 1639. dent Alliance's Pride Week events both parties during President Clinton's Im­ to the senior vice president, at Ext. 5891. support abuse prevention were incorrectly reported in the March peachmenttrial and was CNN' s expert com­ 25 edition of the Old Gold and Black. mentator throughout the proceedings. Symposium to feature Stop Child Abuse Now will hold an 8K The corrected schedule is as fol­ The talk is free and open to the campus Feminist ~riter to speak and a 2K fun run at 8:15 a.m. April 10 in lows: At 7 p.m. AprilS Katy Harriger, community. experts on human behavior honor ofNational Child Abuse Month. All an associate professor ofpolitics, will on civil rights movement. profits will benefit Exchange SCAN, a lo­ speak on "Lesbian Issues" in Benson The driving factors of human behavior cal organization concerned with preven­ 407. Vienna program to hold Writer Bell Hooks will present "Love, and thought will be the focus of a sympo­ tion and treatment of child abuse and ne­ The Hate Crime Eliminator Vigil Race and Domination" 5 p.m. April 6 in sium April I 0. glect. will be April6 on the Quad. Political Q&A session for fall2000 Pugh Auditorium. The symposium, "Mind, Culture and Those interested can e-mail Lesley action will be discussed at 7 p.m. The lecture is free and open to the public. Behavior: Discussions on the Interplay of Minehan, the race director, at April 7 in Tribble A4. A drum-circle Michael Hughes, associate professor of Hooks is a feminist activist and social Social and Evolutionary Processes," will ScanRun@mba. wfu.edu poetry reading will be held at 10:30 history, will hold an information session critic. feature programs with three well-known p.m. April 8 in the Delta Sigma Chi for students interested in studying with him Her works explore topics such as African researchers: Frans de Waal, a psychologist fraternity lounge. The final Pride in Vienna during the fall2000 semester. American feminism, the civil rights move­ and ethnologist and an expert on primate Discovery Series leads Week activity features a fonun on Students of all disciplines are encour­ ment and capitalism. behavior; Richard Shweder, a psychologi­ homosexuality and the church at 7:30 aged to attend, and applications for the The lecture is sponsored by the history cal anthropologist and one of the founders students to 1he good life' p.m. April 9 in Scales I02. program will be available. department, womel).'s studies, the Student of cultural psychology; and Hazel Rose Apf The meeting will be held 5 p.m. AprilS in Life office, the Black Student Alliance, Markus, an influential figure in the socio­ "What is The Good Life?" is the next 99-C Tribble l04A. Asian Student Interest Association, the Stu­ cultural study of self and social behavior. topic of discussion featured in Benson Uni­ Call Hughes at Ext. 5557 ore-mail him at dent Union Fine Arts Committee, the The conference will focus on the degree versity Center's Discovery Series. OG&B Directory Offi [email protected] if there are any ques­ Women's Issues Network and the Allian.ce that human behavior and culture are best Andrew Cross, an assistant professor of (Jii tions. for Cultural and Racial HarmQ.ny. explained in terms of social processes or as philosophy, Jay Ford, an instructor of reli­ Phone Numbers: evolutionary adaptations. gion, Batja Mesquita, an assistant professor Newsroom: I.A$2,1 Rotarians give scholarships Jewish organization The event is open to the public and free to of psychology and Jan Caldwell, an assis­ (336) 758-5280 workfo students, faculty and staff. A $1 0 registra­ tant professor of English, will be guests at Advertising, circulation, . tion fee ·is required of individuals not affili­ the discussion. 2. Uptc for studies in other cultures sponsors Passover Seder subscriptions: thosew ated with the university. "The Good Life" will be discussed from (336) 758-5279 All programs will be in Benson 401. 11 a.m. to 12 p.m. on Aprill3 in Benson's Fax line: 40hour Applications for the 2000-2001 Rotary The Jewish Student Organizatipn is spon­ For more information, call the psychol­ third floor lounge. (336) 758-4561 Ambassadorial Scholarship and the Cul­ soring a Passover Seder at 6 p.m. AprilS in ogy department at Ext. 5~50. tural Ambassadorial Scholarship are being the Magnolia Room. Anyone planning to Celebration for children E-mail Addresses: accepted through April 5. attend is asked to RSVP to Julie Eling at Peace activist to lead panel . General comments: Students may choose to apply for schol­ Ext. 8104. needs student volunteers comments@ ogb.wfu.edu arships that offer a one-year acaderr.ic study discussion on cri,sis in Iraq Letters to the Editor: abroad or a cultural immersion for three City of Joy applications [email protected] months in another co.untry. The Association for the Benefit of Child Wake Watch: The academic year scholarship may be Father Daniel Berriganj a nationally re­ Development is holding a Celebration for available at VSC office. [email protected] used for almost any field of study; however, nowned. peace activist, will lead a panel Children from 5:30 to 8:30p.m. Aprill4 at Arts calendar: it cannot be used forull,'iupervised research, dis~ssion from 2-4 p.m; April 10 at the Hanes Mall Center Court. [email protected] ., J me.~ical internships ct residencies or for The City{~f Joy Scholars Pr~gram sends Wi~ton-Salem Friends Meeting at 3151 lii'Volunteers are needed to work a mlni- . ,, ------~~ News Old Gold and Black Thursday, April1, 1999 A3

Student Government meets at 7 p.m. every Tues­ day. The committees met this week. Executive SG officers may be reached at Ext. 5293 or Box 7292.

mittee continued to look over and discuss to name clerical help with a non-voting SG, administration discuss budgets, according to sophomore Nick Status to the Elections Committee. This bill Ferenc, a committee member. arose out of the problem that the Elections Plan for Class of 2000 In addition, the committee approved one Committee does not have the necessary charter, for the debate team. staff to count ballots efficiently. A third Student Government members met for possible bill debated was the idea of sepa­ two hours March 30 with John Anderson, ration ofpowers within SG. Currently, there the vice president of finance and adminis­ Campus Life is no official rule stating that a person may tration, and Ken Zick, the vice president of not serve on several branches. The impor­ student life and instructional resources, to The Campus Life Committee completed tant points of this bill are still being dis­ discuss progress made on the Plan for the preparations for Dean-Student Dinner, cussed. Class of 2000, according to junior Jacob which honors students on the Dean's List, The committee intends to put forth a bill Kline, an Academic Committee member. April7. in the coming weeks concerning whether at One ofthe major issues that SG members Aside from the banquet, the committee students should be able to serve on more brought into the meeting was the rate of continued to be receptive to student con­ than one branch of SG at the same time. increase in faculty salaries, as stipulated by cerns such as phone services on campus, In future meetings, the committee will the plan's recommendation that within the meeting wifu the telecom offices to discuss discuss last week's quick passage of four next few years, faculty salaries be raised to prices on telecommunication services. bills. the upper third of joint-admission institu­ The committee also worked on a "carpool Members will discuss whether the bills tions. hookup" on the Wake Information Net­ were passed so quickly because of con­ SG expressed regret that because of ris­ work, which would allow students to find straints on time. ing costs in school upkeep expenditures, rides off campus when needed. $1.2 million would b~ cut from the budget, In the coming weeks, Campus Life will meaning faculty salaries would rise at a rate discuss the results of a recent social survey. Public Relations of 3.5 percent, rath~r .than the 5 percent The committee also plans to work with needed to overtake enough universities to next year's committee on issues that could The Public Relations Committee prima­ Amer Khan/0/d Gold and Black reach the upper third: not be accomplished this year, such as a rily discussed ways in which publicity could Also discussed was the number of faculty more accessible system for textbook ex­ be improved among students. Chapter one ... hirings that had taken place in the past few change, possibly over WIN, too. Among other issues, the committee re­ years. distributed assignments regardfng who Junior Anne Lanier cracks open a textbook in the Z. Smith Reynolds Library. Kline said that SG hopes to contact vari­ should put up flyers and where. ous departments to confirm the number of Judiciary The committee also worked through some hirings that had been verified by the univer­ user issues that had been encountered by sity. The primary issue discussed by the Judi­ students on their SG Web page. Members ciary Committee this week was the near­ hoped to make sure that users could access '. 152 or Spanish .153 in preparation for completion of its yearlong project of creat­ the correct information from their corre­ Spanish 213," said Sol Miguel-Prendes, Academic ing a published guide to the university sponding links on the Web site. Language an assistant professor of Spanish, who is honor system, according to sophomore working on the summer programs plan- In a short meeting, the Academic Com­ Rebecca Maier, a committee member. _c_o_n_tin_u_e_d_fr_o_m_P_a....:g:...e_A_1____ ning. mittee discussed a teacher award that they The committee hopes to make a few final Physical Planning It does, however, expedite students who will continue to work on in the coming revisions to tlte guide, but is hopeful that it nights, poetry "slams" and local excur­ desire to obtain a certificate in Spanish for weeks. will be ready for distribution by next fall. The Physical Planning Committee is at sions. Business from taking Spanish 220, 329 The committee also discussed feedback This week the Judiciary Committee work on a project that would bring Good­ However, for those students who wish and 330 during the regular school year. on its Web page, which features a teacher planned at least two bills for the General will trucks to help students move out furni­ to focus on Spanish and who do not need Another program the department will evaluation page. Committee members have Assembly on April 6. The first clears the ture and other large objects at the end ofthe to fulfill the basic Spanish requirement, sponsor for the second year is a six-week encountered several negative reactions to SG Constitution of unnecessary qualifiers year, according to sophomore committee there is the Diploma in Spanish for Busi­ intensive immersion program at the the way the page has been presented, and with respect to the Elections Committee. member Charlie Compton. ness course. The program aims at work~ Pontificia Universidad Catolica·del Ecua­ they hope to find a solution to the problem For instance, where the Constitution states The committee is also looking into the ing on oral and written language skills and dor in Quito. It offers courses in Spanish through further discuSsion in the coming "General Elections Committee," the "Gen­ issue of drainage on campus, especially in providing students with a good knowl­ at elementary and intermediate levels. Stu­ weeks. eral" will be removed and the Constitution spots on campus that can easily become edge of the current Spanish-speaking busi­ dents will live with an Ecuadorian family will read "Elections Committee." There is flooded. ness world. and be exposed to the Latin American no difference between Elections Commit­ In addition, the committee is hoping to ''Please note that holding a DSB does culture. For infonnation on the Quito pro­ Appropriations and Charter tees. replace several of the drinking fountains in not exempt students from the basic for­ gram, go to the Web site: http:// The second bill will grant the chainnan of Reynolds Gymnasium, an issue that will be ., eign language requirement, Spanish 213, www. wfu.edul Academic-departments/ The Appropriations .and Charter Com- the Elections Committee additional power discussed in future meetings. and cannot be taken in place of Spanish Romance-Languages/quitolhtm:

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Applications for the swnmer '99 and the academic year ., 99-00 fellowships are now available in 126 Reynolda Hall, Office of the Dean of SlUlll11er Sessions. (Must have at least a 3.0 GPA and 29 credits at the time of application.) ~ ::> <:::) 1. A $2,000 stipend is available to those students who will work for a minimum of 8 weeks at 28 brslweek. 2. Up to ten $3,000 stipends will be available this summer to those who will conduct a 10-week research program at least ~ ~ 40 hours/week. For the academic year, a $2,000 grant will be available for those who ~ will work 7 or 8 hours/week. Application DeaJlines: 1. Swruner research project- Aprill5 2. Fall research project-July 1 3. Spring 2000 research project -November 1 vuem.a.rzs? Call Dean :~4 Thursday, April1, 1999 Old Gold and Black News News Old Gold '12 Strangers' unites students and facul

By Lauren McSwain and are in charge of coordinating to host. Although there are 5,500 to though I'm not really sure why." the program's success. Contributing Reporter their particular dinner. 6,000 Wake alumni in Winston and "This program provides not "I really enjoyed the dinner," · "I fear that we've been compet­ Last year, nine dinners were held surrounding Forsyth County alone, only a home-cooked meal but freshman Maria Toler, a recent par­ ingwith basketball season too much. For the past four years, the Stu­ with 63 students and II faculty par­ we simply have not had enough ticipant, said. "The food was free Maybe doing it in fall semester will Sonny is the Man. dent Alumni Council's biggest an­ ticipants, with an additional30 stu­ alumni homes volunteered for the also a chance to meet new and delicious, and I liked hearing encourage more alumni to partici­ At least, that's ~lUal undertaking has been organiz­ dents and six more faculty mem­ number of eager participants," he people in a new environment." the alumni stories about how cam­ pate and make more dinners pos­ of Kappa Delta m~ the immensely popular "Dinner bers on a waiting list. said. Holly Langmuir pus used to be. Also it was interest­ sible for all the interested students," Wake Forest paj~eaJ• With 12 Strangers'' events each This year, the demand among stu­ The "12 strangers" at each dinner ing to meet two new faculty mem­ Kellet said. March 24 when spring. dents and faculty has been even include approximately eight stu­ Chairwoman, dinner committee bers and lots of other Wake students Currently students may join the nior Sonny GaJsaV\ravl• · "This program provides not only higher, according to Josh Kellet, dents, a faculty member and his or I didn't know before. I think it was Student Alumni Council by inter­ Wake Forest" for 1 a home-cooked meal but also a the adviser to the Student Alumni her guest, an alumnus and his or her At a recent dinner, two sets of a nice little evening break from ev­ est, and not application. Anyone a sold-out crowd at chance to meet new people in a new Council. guest. However, Kellet said, '"This alumni hosted a faculty member erything." seeking information about the coun­ cital Hall in Scales environment," freshman Holly "There's been a huge faculty and year it's been more like 'Dinner and his spouse, another faculty Next year the program may be cil may contact Amy Ng, president. ter. . Langmuir, the chairwoman of the student response -only the alumni with 14 or so Strangers,' because member, nine female students and expanded to two semesters instead Students, faculty and alumni inter­ Gasaway took the entirely student-run dinner com­ response has been down. In fact, we've allowed more students and one male student. "We have tended of spring semester only in hopes ested in participating in a "Dinner selected over nine mittee, said. Under Langmuir, other we've had to turn some people away faculty to participate, since the de­ to have a few more girls asking to that this will draw in more alumni with 12 Strangers" should call tants by a panel of students serve as "Dinner Captains" because ofa lack ofhomes in which mand has been so high." join than boys," Kellet said, "a!- participation, which is essential for Kellett at Ext. 5263. and staffjudges, basecJI formance in four mal wear, swimwear, questionround.l-1"' 11 ""• self as "shocked" third annual Mr. eant. PoLICE BEAT "It felt good to win, fun doing it," Oa:sa\1\• mean the whole next to the Scales Fine Arts Center. lot of fun - I thinlcl Student cheats taxi driver A window in Reynolds Gymnasium was bro­ that did it had a real ken between 8:30p.m. and 10 p.m. March 26. According to the out of late-night fare The left front headlight on a student's vehicle president of was damaged between 7:30p.m. March 26 and sophomore Christen A student failed to pay for his taxi after he was 8:50a.m. March 28. The vehicle was parked in pageant was an driven from an off-campus location to Lot B, Lot P, behind Huffman Residence Hall. cess, with Kappa between Taylor and Davis houses, at 3:09a.m. Someone broke into a vehicle parked in Lot Q in over $4,000 - March 27. The incident was forwarded to the between 3 p.m. March 27 and 3:50p.m. March more than last year. dean's office. 28. Items in the vehicle were disturbed, but able, though, was nothing was taken. Entry into the vehicle was the proportion of gained by breaking a window. turnout. Theft "It was bigger just had fewer contest:anl A videocassette recorder was stolen from a Miscellaneous than last year," n

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board had a very WoRLDWIDE Hemp plan may hit U. of Minn. deciding who to According to problem that """" ..... By John Adams Constantine stated in a recent let- to enforce. because it was to the Board of Supervisors. U-Wire ter to a legislator in Hawaii, which The bill would legalize the But Gov. Jesse Ventura supports was somewhat U.S. Anny servicemen "I hope our Board of Supervisors is one of 10 other states also at- · industrial hemp research. Ventura He said that the will understand that Easter is in- Legislators sat around a table tempting to grow industrial hemp, planting of industrial hemp campaigned in favor of industrial work out better the missing in Macedonia credibly sensitive. As a government, late into theeveningpassing around that the enforcement agency is "ac- crops for research purposes. hemp and said he would sign a bill election is held. obviously, we support the idea of a bag of hemp-hemp chips, that tively reviewing the petition (to allowing it. Miller said that MACEDONIA- Three U.S. free speech and the freedom of ex- is. Legislators in the House Agri- remove industrial hemp from the Sam Baxter, a co-owner of become the student Army servicemen were missing pression," Brown said, ''but there culture Committee were debating Controlled Substances Act) and Sativa's Closet in the Mall of she had gotten to near the Yugoslav border March are limits." the merits of a bill that would a!- has made substantial progress to- tion at the University of Minne- America, brought the hemp chips student groups and 31 after reporting small arms fire The issue arose after local Roman low the University of Minnesota ward completion." sota-Morris, would conduct the to the House Agriculture Commit- she could act as a just before losing radio contact. Catholics complained to City Hall to conduct research on industrial In a previous letter he stated, field research for industrial hemp tee meeting. Sativa is the species the students and the Final radio contact reported that about the Sisters ofPerpetual Indul- hemp. Made from the same plant "With respect to hemp, due to the if permitted by the legislature and name for the plant that produces ees. the DEA. Lemme added that no the soldiers' Humvee was sur- gence obtaining a pe1mit to close as marijuana- cannabis sativa 1. recent commercial interest in its marijuana as well as the industrial She wants ~·u·~'""'~• rounded by hostile forces and was down several streets in the Castro - the product is thus illegal to cultivation, the DEA is reviewing herbicides or insecticides wi11 be hemp goods in his store. the trustees do and under attack. They had been con- District. The Sisters, known for their grow. the security regulations pertaining needed in the crop research. Most of the goods in the store ducting the mission in an Army outrageous wigs and makeup, also The bill is intended to give strug- to the cultivation of cannabis sa- After the research is conducted are manufactured in the United Humvee during a reconnaissance caused a stir in the city during a gling Minnesota farmers another tiva I. for industrial purposes, to in the field, the crop would be States with imported industrial mission and had been ambushed 1987 visit from the pope, which possible crop. include hemp." taken to the department of wood hemp fabric. Baxter said there is after going off-road in the vehicle, included, but was not limited to, It was introduced by Sen. Roger Hemp advocates say more than and paper science on the St. Paul an American market for industrial the Pentagon and NATO officials their "exorcism" of the pope. Moe, whose district includes the 20,000 products can be produced campus where it would be tested hemp and that his business is grow- Attack said. fam1-laden Red River Valley in from industrial hemp and that it is as an alternative to wood pulp for ing, but he said education is the It is unknown whether the sol- northwestern Minnesota and Rep. better for the environment than producing paper. key. Continued from diers were taken hostage by hostile Wildlife rangers track Phyllis Kahn, who represents most similar products in the market, such If the DEA does categorize in- "We've had 50 years of nega- forces. A quick search and rescue of the Minneapolis campus. as wood and cotton. dustrial hemp as a crop, farmers tive education about hemp. Now mission involving air and ground errant emu in Florida But opponents of the bill say Because industrial hemp uses would likely be required to regis- we need to tum it around," he said, forces was launched immediately, there is only a small market for fewer pesticides than cotton and ter the crop with the state and have referring to the public's miscon- according to U.S. officials. TALLAHASSE, Fl.-Events rook industrial hemp and that growing produces IMre pulp for making it monitored by law enforcement ception that industrial hemp and a turn for the bizarre at St. Mark's it will make keeping marijuana paper than a similar -sized stand of officials, which would be fine with marijuana are the same thing. National Wildlife Refuge 20 miles illegal more difficult. trees, proponents say it has many farmer Stephanie Henriksen. Law enforcement of marijuana San Francisco drag south of Tallahassee, Fla. An emu, The bill would legalize theplant- ecological and marketable ben- Jeanette McDougal does not plants could be difficult because a five-foot-tall, hissing, snapping, ing of industrial hemp crops for efits. want to see industrial hemp and the industrial hemp plant and the troupe creates stir ostrich-wannabe has been express- research purposes. With a pro-in- Industrial hemp products range marijuana in different DEA cat- marijuana plant are almost indis- However, the nttiiN·~ ing its dislike for park visitors by dustrial hemp governor and a strug- from those made with the bast fi- egories. McDougal is the co-chair- tinguishable without the aid of a as of yet the police SAN FRANCISCO - San Fran- chasing them down nature trails. gling fann economy, Minnesota bers in the stalk oftl1e plant such as woman of the Minnesota chapter chemical test. the offender. cisco's Sisters of Perpetual Indul- "We don't know how it got here. has a good chance of passing the jeans, socks and paper to hemp of Drug Watch International, an A marijuana plant has a THC "The police were gence may not be allowed to per- There's not much point in trying to bill; it recently passed in the Sen- seeds that produce food products, organization that promotes a drug- level, the psychoactive component tive and helpful," petually indulge on Easter Sun- chase him and catch him, because ate by a vote of 54-4 and is in personal hygiene products and in- free culture. of the plant, of between 3 percent However, the day if Mayor Willie Brown has his these birds can really mn," ranger committee in the House. If the bill dustrial goods such as paint. Minnesota had a more restric- and 15 percent. An industrial hemp the offender may . way. When the habit-wearing drag Robin Will said. Rangers have passes, the university's $1 50,000 "The introduction of hemp to tive industrial hemp bill in 1998 plant contains less than 0.3 per- ted at another queens were given a permit to throw tried to use dog food to lure the emu research would still need the per- West Central Minnesota would add that passed through the House and centTHC. that same weekend. an Easter Sunday street party, into the open so they can subdue it mission of the U.S. Drug Enforce- much-needed diversity into the cur- Senate but was vetoed by former "This probably · Brown said it should probably be with a tranquilizer gun. So far they ment Agency, which categorizes rent crop rotation and help mini- Gov. Arne Carlson. The outgoing time he's been at rescheduled for another day. A have had no luck. If the emu is industrial hemp as a drug - but mize weed and insect pressures," governor sided with the Bureau of John A~ams writes for the Min- Forest party," there motion to alter or revoke the caught he will most likely be sold to that stance might be changing. said Gary Lemme, who, as head of Criminal Apprehension, which nesota Dally .. the ~tudent newspa- The intruder is re group's permit has be¢n submitted a zoo or a commerrcial emu ranch, DEA Adminigtrator Thomas the West Central Exp~riment Sta- argued the bill would lfe difficult perofthe UmversjtyofMinnesota. . .. I . I .. ' News Old Gold and Black Thursday, Apri11 , 1999 A5

Sonny delights s ~HarrisTeeter ~~~ Your Neighoorhdo(i FootfMarket I V15ff~ By Jay Cridlin Mike ~outhem and Drew Fletcher, www.harristeeter.com == Assistant News Editor both issued str:ong challenges. "The whole thing was just a lot Southern read poetry, and Fletcher The Best Is What We're All AbOut ! Sonny is the Man. of fun -I think everybody that sang the song "Glory" from the . . . ·I At least, that's what the judges musical Rent. of Kappa Delta sorority's Mr. did it had a real good time." But it was Gasaway who brought Wake Forest pageant decided · Sonny Gasaway down the house with his universitY­ CE March 24 when they crowned se­ Mr. Wake Forest themed medley of "I'm a Little Fresh nior Sonny Gasaway their "Mr. Teapot." Gasaway walked on-stage Wake Forest" for 1999 in front of wearing nine layers ofGreek shirts, Large a sold-out crowd at Brendle Re­ ings will go to Brenner Children's stripping them off one by one as he cital Hall in Scales Fine Arts Cen­ Hospital in Winston-Salem, and sang a verse about that group. , ter. about 20 percent will go to the Na­ "I sang nine little songs about Ripe Gasaway took the title by being tional Committee for the Preven­ nine different groups on campus-:-· selected over nine other contes­ tion of Child Abuse. Some of the mostly Greek organizations-and Cantaloupes tants by a panel of seven faculty cash, though, was reserved for those I did each one to the tune of 'I'm a and staff judges, based on his per­ participating. Little Teapot,"' he said. "It W!IS formance in four categories: for­ Gasaway walked away from the kind of fun, sitting down and writ­ mal wear, swimwear, talent and a pageant with $50, a VCR and a gift ing all of those and making fun of question round. He described him­ certificate to Blockbuster, and the everybody." c self as "shocked" that he won the sorority that nominated him, Pi Beta After the question round, the third annual Mr. Wake Forest Pag­ Phi, also received $50. In addition, judges deliberated while the Lilting eant. a number ofaudience members took Banshees performed a spoof oftheir "It felt good to win, I had a lot of home over $400 in door prizes. own Mr. Wake Forest pageant. fun doing it," Gasaway said. "I "We sold tickets in advance last The panel was composedofBrook mean the whole thing was just a year, and we didn't this year just Davis, a lecturer of theater; Page lot of fun - I think everybody because we knew the turnout would Laughlin, an associate professor of that did it had a real good time." be so big," Balady said. "At 7:15, art; Patricia Lobinger, an associate 1/2 gal. According to the sorority's vice there was a crowd of 50 people at professor of business and accoun­ president of public relations, the door, and we had to open up at tancy; Jenny Puckett, an instructor sophomore Christen Balady, the 7:30 just because of the number of of Romance languages; Maria­ Hunter pageant was an enormous suc­ people filing in." Teresa Sanhueza, an associate pro­ cess, with Kappa Delta bringing On his way to the crown, Gasaway fessor of Romance languages; Ice Cream in over $4,000 - over $1,700 decked himself out in full Scottish Shanda Smith, an audience service more than last year. More remark­ garb for the formal wear round and coordinator; and Yvonne Stewart, able, though, was the growth in worked the runway in the swimsuit an associate professor of business the proportion of contestants to round. "I really felt like a piece of and accountancy. turnout. meat during the swim wear part," he "I guess I was kind of surprised "It was bigger just because we laughed. when I won," said Gasaway, who had fewer contestants this year The competition stiffened during had never before won a contest like W'Jth than last year," Balady said. the talent portion of the pageant, this. "This is my first pageant, I VIC About 80 percent of the earn- when the two runners-up, juniors guess you could say." Card

oz. Harris Teeter 6.75- 10 oz. NabNn Premier--·--.. Selection Wheat Thins Orange Juice orTriscuits 89 99 2/$ Wrth W'Jth. VIC VIC Sonny came home with a victory March 24 when Kappa Delta sorority crowned senior Sonny .CaM Card Gasaway their "Mr. Wake Forest" for 1999. The third annual pageant raised more than $4,000 for Brenner Children's Hospital in Winston-Salem and the National Committee for the Prevention of Child Abuse. 17oz. SaraLee 21- 25.4 oz. ition, and the rest of which comes Original Pepperidge from grants, revenue and the en­ Farm Trustee "I hope to be a vital channel for dowment. Of the total budget, Cheese the students and to bring their Continued from Page A1 $345.3 goes to the Bowman Gray Cakes concerns to the board." Campus, the site of the school of Cake medicine, and $192.6 million goes board had a very difficult task in Sheereen Miller to the Reynolda Campus. deciding who to pick." Student Trustee According to Kevin Cox, the di­ According to Corbett, the only rector ofmedia relations, nearly half problem that occurred was that, of the money allotted to the because it was new, the process the decisions they do, such as for ReynoldaCampusisusedtopaythe was somewhat rushed. increasing the tuition. salaries and benefits of the faculty He said that the schedule should "My number one goal is to be and staff, 20 percent is used for work out better the next time an energetic and passionate in my role," utilities and renovations, 14 percent election is held. Miller said. is used for financial aid, 1 percent is Miller said that she wanted to "I hope to be a vital channel for used for instructional supplies such become the student trustee because the students and to bring their con­ as books and computers and the she had gotten to know several cerns to the board." remaining I 0 percent is for various student groups and she thought that The other main topic of discus­ supplies and travel expenses. she could act as a liaison between sion at the meeting was the budget The undergraduate tuition will the students and the board of trust­ for the 1999-2000 fiscal year, which increase from $20,450 for the 1998- ees. begins July 1. The budget appor­ 1999 academic year to $21 ,420 next She wants students to know what tions almost $538 million, about 60 year. The increase, 4.7 percent, is the trustees do and why they make percent of which comes from tu- the lowest of the 1990s.

truder. Only this time the incident The student was treated for occured on campus. several lacerations at Baptist Oct. 8, 1996, another strange, Attack unidentified, suspected non-student Continued from Page A1 Memorial Hospital, and the entered a residence hall room and incident has been termed an reportedly sexually assautled a fe­ 2liter According to the police report, the "assault with a deadly male student. student was treated for several lac­ Although a $5,000 reward was erations at Baptist Memorial Hos­ weapon." offered for any information that Diet Coke or pital, and the incident has been would help University Police solve termed an "assault with a deadly the case, the assailant has not been Coca-Cola weapon." white male between the ages of 26 found. "She was assaulted," a member and 30. The off-campus house resident oft he responding police squad said. Overall, the members of the seemed hopeful that this time the (; However, the officer reported that household are glad the student was assailant would be found because as of yet the police have not found able to escape her attacker and are of dilligent police work by officer the offender. impressed by her strong, resilient assigned specifically to this case, Wrth "The police were very coopera­ spirit. J.W. McKenzie. VIC tive and helpful," the resident said. "She's not a victim, not upset, but "Officer McKenzie is agreatguy. Card However, the resident also said angry and ready to catch this guy I have a lot of respect for him. He's the offender may have been spot­ and nail him," the resident said. definately interested in solving this ted at another student-held party "She's been tough, she's been case," the resident said. Prices Effective Through Apri16, 1999 Prices~ In Ad 'Effective Wednesday, March iJ. ThroUgh Apl'il6, 1999 In Our that same weekend. strong. But certainly she's nobody' s General feeling of most students 'l'his victim." is one of shock and realization. W'mston Salem stortMZ only. We~ The Right '10 Limit Qua~ None Sold To Deal~ "This probably wasn't the first We Gladly Accept Feder&l Food.Sltam}'Q. time he's been at a local Wake Two years ago, a similar incident "This was just such a random, Forest party," the resident said. occured when a female student was scary thing that happened," theresi­ The intruder is reported to be a sexually assaulted by a strange in- dent said. \ '\ A6 Thursday, April1, 1999 Old Gold and Black News News Old Gold a Crimson and Cream forms two scholarships Delta Signm Theta Inc. uses extra money for student's travels Blackford, By Whitney Brooks African-American minority. Greeks have more ac­ Byneame11 Old Gold and Black Reporter cess to many things that non-Greeks do not, so we Graphics decided that it would be more beneficial to help Minority students who are interested in studying Several editors people who might not have as many opportunities." in abroad have an opportunity to obtain a new scholar­ experience one Roman said that the idea for the scholarship came afresh in new sectioJns ship that is being awarded this year by the Pi Omicron about because "the members of Delta Sigma Theta and.f1tarcle ~;pnng 1trantsll chapter of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority Inc. did not want to keep the surplus of money within the Delta Sigma Theta had its annual Crimson and sorority," she said. "Any funds that are brought in are Cream Scholarship Ball Feb. 13 to raise money for more beneficial to someone outside the sorority." the annual Crimson and Cream Scholarship. This "The sorority has a five-point thrust program, in year they raised a great deal of money. which international awareness and involvement are Because of this success, they have decided to take one of the points," Roman said. "Therefore, we their excess money raised from the ball and have a decided to have the scholarship be for study abroad." scholarship for non-Greek minority students study­ "We wanted to be able to provide resources to the ing abroad. community, and knowing how college students usu­ Senior Malika Roman, the president ofDelta Sigma ally need money, we thought that a scholarship was Polo bound Theta, said that this is the first time they have awarded the best way to help students," Roman said. Students gathered in Benson 401 March 31 to choose their rooms in Polo Residence Hall. Those who applied a second scholarship in addition to the Crimson and Delta Sigma Theta hopes to be able to award this Cream Scholarship. scholarship again. to live in Polo found out whether they got in March 29. Two days later, t~ey chose their rooms in Polo. To be eligible for this $200 scholarship, students "As long as we continue to be successful, we'll must have a cumulative GPA of 2.5 or higher and continue to offer this scholarship," Roman said. must use the scholarship for studying abroad. Students interested in this scholarship may pick up When asked why they chose to award the scholar­ an application from the information desk in Benson ship to a non-Greek minority student, Roman said, University Center. They are to be turned in to Michelle "Our sorority is already geared toward uplifting the Edwards in Efird 212 by 5 p.m. April20. Gandy ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • Continued from Page A1 • • names of feminists, such as "feminazi." Gandy said that the Feeling adventurous? problem with these derogatory names is that the stigma of these Then come join the crew that knows no fear! The news staff is looking labels works because it scares many women from voicing their opin­ for afew good copy editors and reporters. ions. She also described another prob­ Those interested, please call Suzanne or Katie at Ext. 5280. lem, the view of women in power. She discussed how most women are • • reduced to body parts, looks or •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• something related to their sexual­ ity. She concluded, "these attacks are personal and meant to put a cap on AMERICAN our movement." Gandy's next focus was the dif­ ferent forms of discrimination. She talked about the progress that zu;n ...... FLAG women and those of different races ~ have made in the work force and the ·U.of :At ..... lack of improvement of gay and ~ SELF STORAGE CENTER lesbian discrimination at work. Gandy also discussed the increase AITENTION WAKE FOREST STUDENTS! in harassment of gays and lesbians, using the U.S. military as an ex­ ample. She said that the "don't ask, . Pi Kappa Alpha, CALL NOW FOR FREE RENT!!! sity ofFlorida' s first don't tell" policy was not being Kirsten Nantz/Old Gold and Black enforced. One statistic she talked ters, was ten1porarilj NORTHPOINT LOCATION REYNOLDA LOCATION NOW vice president Kim Gandy spoke March 30 about the from campus Tuesdlaj about was the increasing percent­ progress women have made since the 1950s. age of women discharged after they hazing allegations. 7607 North Point Court 3724-B Reynolda Road Dean of Students have made sexual harassment "I think that Kiin Gandy addressed tant. Also, she said, no one should notified the chapter Winston-Salem, NC 27106 Winston-Salem, NC 27106 charges. allow people to make disparaging many issues pertinent to the Wake The last major problem that jokes or comments. If a person is Forest community, as well as the sion on the evening Gandy examined was the rise in comfortable making these com­ community in general," Lo said. would not disclose 759-2244 924-0058 hate crimes. She said a reason for ments then he or she will never feel Gandy encouraged the audience the alleged conduct this is the constant name-calling­ the need to renounce any prejudices. to attend an upcoming NOW event. her decision. hateful messages promote a lack of Finally, she said, "social change From April 23-25 there will be a "I don't want to r _Gal!_ Hours:_? am_: ~pm ______(Q!fice~ours: .Mon.~Sa!:_10 am..:..6_pl!!} _ respect for others' lives. happens because people are willing Lesbians and Allies Conference in 1 Gandy ended her lecture with sev­ to advocate changes that others see Washington, D.C. eral suggestions for how to promote as crazy." The conference's objective is to 1 $10 OFF Any New Rental : equal rights for all groups. 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Brought to you by Student Union You UN I 0 N any '------t • News Old Gold and Black Thursday, April1, 1999 A7 • OG&B selects new .. editors in transitiOn .. Blackford, Felder are named co-editors in chief • By Heather Seely tives editor along with sophomore Brian Graphics Editor Schiller. Schiller was fonnerly graphics editor Several editors who have long-time and assistant arts and entertainment edi­ experience in one section are starting tor. Junior Suzanne DuBose and sopho­ afresh in new sections during Old Gold ·I and Black spring transition, which started more Katie Venit are replacing Seely as last(week and was finished this week. news editors. The upper echelon editors will remain "I'ma glutton forpunishment,"DuBose '' mostly unchanged. Juniors Jenny said. "However, I am very excited to be Blackford and Theresa Felder will be edi­ working with the very talented and young tors in chief. Blackford was also editor in Katie Venit." chief this year, but Felder served as man­ DuBose was fonnerly editorials editor, aging editor. and Venit was perspectives editor. "We thought it would be logical to be "It will be both fun and convenient to co-editors since we have basically been work with my roommate for next year, co-editors this year," Blackford said. Suzanne," Venit said. "She makes life in The position of managing editor will be and out of the office entertaining." nonexistant for the year. Former assistant news editor Travis Photos by Amer Kahn/Old Gold and Black The fonner editors of the news, sports Langdon will replace Hoyle in the arts and arts and entertainment sections all and entertainment section. have worked in only their respective sec­ Sophomore Sean Blue, who has been tions during their time at the newspaper assistant sports editor this year and copy and are moving out this week. editor and production assistant last year, Sophomore Heather Seely, who has will replace Gaeta as sports editor. been a reporter, production assistant, as­ Freshmen Jay CridlinandBrad Gun ton, ·• sistant editor and most recently editor in both of whom are fonner Old Gold and the news section, will switch to graphics Black'reporters, will be assistant news ed 1tor.. .8 editors. Junior Paul Gaeta, who has worked in Sophomore Jared Klose, who was for­ sports since his freshman year, serving as merly an assistant news editor, moves to editor for the past year, moves to editori­ assistant sports editor. To be or not to be? Junior Melissa Shields will continue als editor. Above: A student reads to a fellow actor "I have decided to broaden my hori­ her position as assistant editorials editor. zons," Gaeta said. "I am a little frightened On the business side, juniors Scott while rehearsing for The Wasp in the on what life will be like outside the eports Bayzle and Brad Gilmore will be busi­ Ring Theatre of the Scales Fine Arts world, but they are fears that I think can be ness managers, and sophomore Laura Center. The Wasp is part of the Studio overcome by hard work and persever­ O'Connor will stay on as assistant busi­ Series that has been featured featuring ance." ness manager. various new plays in the ring. Sophomore Elizabeth Hoyle, who has Bayzle was this year's business man­ Right: two female students also rehearse been arts and entertainment editor this ager, and Gilmore, who was abroad the for The Wasp which will be featured entire year · and worked in the section past tWo semesters, was last year's busi­ during April in the Ring. since arriving on campus, will be perspec- ness manager. · U. of Florida suspends fraternity on hazing allegations By Shannon Colaveccbio out offaimess to the chapter," she Interfraternity Council President officials," he said of his chapter, ing and having sex with a stripper, U-Wire said, explaining she and other ad­ "We're essentially saying to Brad Jones confirmed that the par­ whose approximately 80 members usingdrugsandhazingpledgesdur­ ministrators were told of possible this group, the university does ents of a Pika pledge approached make it one of UF's largest. Sina ing a Feb. 26 unregistered party. . Pi Kappa Alpha, one of Univer­ hazing violations the morning of Sina because they had concerns that said administrators' investigation The chapter faces an April 9 hear­ sity ofFlorida' s first fraternity chap­ March29. not recognize you pending the their son had been hazed by some will begin April 7 and will end with mg. ck ters, was temporarily suspended According to the letter that Sina judicial hearing .... These are members of the fraternity, whose a public hearing, yet to be sched­ "I still believe in our Greek sys­ IC! from campus Tuesday night amid sent to the chapter, the alleged haz­ some pretty serious alumni include former Supreme uled. tem," Sina said. "They do incred­ hazing allegations. ing incident occurred Sunday at the allegations." CourtjusticesandFioridaBarmem­ The suspension comes at the end ible things for our community. But Dean of Students Julie Sina, who house.' bers. ofa tumultuous year for UF's Greek at the same time, we cannot tolerate ed notified the chapter of its suspen­ "We're essentially saying to this Junior Sina Pika president Tim Ahearn would system. Last semester, Chi Phi was this behavior in our community." ke sion on the evening of March 30, group, the university does not rec­ Dean of Students, U. of Florida not comment on the nature of those kicked off campus for alcohol vio­ he would not disclose any details of ognize you pending the judicial allegations, but he said that the chap­ lations. Shannon Colavecchio writes for the the alleged conduct that resulted in hearing, and that is very, very seri­ ter had begun conducting an inter­ Last month, Delta Chi was tem­ Independent Florida Alligator, the ce her decision. ous," Sina said. "We had probably didn't do that. These are some pretty nal investigation. porarily suspended and accused of student newspaper at the Univer­ lt. "I don't want to say anything yet 10 other cases this year where we serious allegations." . "We'll cooperate with university multiple violations, including hir- sity ofFlorida. a m

to the fire, are prohibited in residence n­ Fire "The sprinkler did work and halls. According to the 1998/99 Guide isi function c·orrectly. They can Save the ctatlmin Continued from Page A1 to Community Living, "any type of cause a lot of damage because open flame (burning candles and the townhouse." they spray water, but their incense, for example) is strictly pro­ The water spread to other rooms hibited. The presence of any type of for your finals ... on the floor as ·well. Senior Jen function is to suppress fire." open flame (or evidence ofa flame) Hours: Butler estimates that residents of Connie Carson in University property will result in ,.------~~-- Mon-Fri 9-6 1"1.....1~ Polo were detained from reentering Director of Residence Life and Housing a $60 fine and possible referral to Sat9-4 the building for at least three hours. the judicial system unless prior ap­ She speculates this is because it proval is granted by the director of took so long to dredge the enor­ repair work. Carson said there is no residence life and housing." WHITAKER SQUARE This blaze is the second fire in as mous amount of water out of the estimate on the damaged caused by 1959 N. Peace Haven Road hallways and the neighboring the fire yet, nor will there be one many weeks. Last week, an apart­ Ph: 774·0671 • Fax: 774·0675 Let Y~ pickup, rooms. soon. She said the university is em­ ment in Aspen Park caught on fire, Butler and her roommates live ploying an outside company to com­ leaving several law students home­ directly underneath the townhouse pute the estimates. After this esti­ less. This fire completely destroyed a . :.. o that contained the fire. She said that mate is found, the repair work will the apartment. Luckily for DeRosa, pack & ship water from the floor above their begin soon after. and the other displaced students in townhouse leaked water into her "Clean-up started almost imme­ both fires, university life allows for Call us. we•lltake care of it. kitchen and entryway on the top diately," Carson said. Initial clean a high availability of people willing your stuN. • level on the townhouse, soaking up includes ridding the room of the to help out those less fortunate. her carpets. inches of water that accumulated DeRosa, whose birthday was r------, .. Butler's roommate, senior Becca from the sprinkler and airing out the March 27, is very appreciative of Lee, reported that there was still room to eliminate the stench of those who have helped him move ..• water dripping from the ceiling smoke. 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Fortunately, both cause most to deduce that this school is acted intelligently so that the worst never Yet lcome back year impenetrable to the bad acts inflicted on occurred, and that should be com­ gnats in the Pit saJU many people throughout the world. mended. think t}Jey' d ·realize that Think about it: How many students Yet, as a whole, the assault is a perfect substance equals death; walking from the Benson University example of why university students, both they SUJi,iily us with a Center to their dorm in the evening fear off campus and on, shouldn't overesti­ ofprotein. Ifyou that someone will come up and attack mate the protection they receive just poppy seeds, I apolt:)gW them? because they attend this schooL hurts. . How many students stopped at a red Winston-Salem has a very high crime Those kids we see light on campus fear that a stranger will rate per capita, a significant threat for all incessantly at this time walk up to their car and rob them of their those students who live in off-campus little herds (traveling in belongings? houses on streets such as Cherry, Polo course, a talent they're How many students leave their IBM and Rosedale. freshman year) are the computers sitting by itself in the library These students are at greater risk than , all, these poor unknov~ir for a few minutes, a period of time short those that live within the boundaries of see the toilet papered Kids are targets without help and think this must be a enough for someone to come and grab the university. They don't have it? gatehouses to protect them· from intrud­ ~ immense pride and And how many students, lying in bed ing strangers. explain that he had been at his the student ~ody must before they fall asleep, fear that a They don't have University Police He calmed down and climbed right grandmother's house driving his truck so much fun at athletic With lost children, and then he had gone home. Apparently Fools. We laugh at random person will burst through their circling their house every few minutes into my car.l was glad he was door or window and assault them? looking for any signs of wrong doing. he decided a little bit earlier that when they attend our Most people in the world don't feel And they don't have emergency persistence counts. beginning to trust me, but his easily· evening that he wanted to get his truck this safe and protected from others in phones around their residences that can won trust made realize even more from grandma's. society. The atmosphere at this univer­ be used in needed situations to notify I realized that his parents probably t had been a routine day of class, how vulnerable he was. didn't even realize he wasn't at home, sity, however, deceives students into authorities. work and homework It was a little thinking they do. Living off-campus comes with the safe in bed. past midnight, I was exhausted and There was no one at the other police Unfortunately, members of this freedom to do many things that the I it was cold. Waiting for a red light, Then I thought about how much he station, so I decided to bring him home community received a chilling reminder university prevents its on-campus I reviewed the day's events in my mind. could be harmed if he were left wander­ with me and call the police. I spoke of how the sometimes cruel outside students from doing. When the light changed, I proceeded world can penetrate through this bubble However, with this free reign, people ing the streets. He seemed extremely with a dispatcher who was also very to make a left turn. As I surveyed the surprised by the entire situation. "And so many of us construct. in off-campus residences need to have a silent street comers of the intersection, I vulnerable and I knew that a lot worse On March 27, a female university greater sense of responsibility that will people than me could eventually drive the child is there with you, sir?," she student sleeping alone in an off-campus protect them from crimes like the one by and see him. asked with disbelief. house was assaulted by a non-university that occurred this weekend. Sean Bailey I did a slow U-tum to the other side of She said an officer would be on his white male whose age was between Locking doors, keeping lights on and the street. I pulled up relatively close to way. While we waited, the child began around 26-30. watching out for strangers who might be 1!-WiHI'. him and got out of my car. He had to question me. "Where's your mom? The woman, like so many of us, went roaming the area are just a few of many stopped running and was turned toward Where's your dad? Where's your to bed in the top-floor bedroom without preventable methods off-campus students me. "Are you all right, buddy?" I asked brothers? Do you play the piano?" any fear that a catastrophic event like the can enact to ensure safety among both thought I saw something moving behind in the most non-threatening way I About 45 minutes later, a police one that occurred would ever happen. the people they live with and themselves. me in the street. Despite my inclination possibly could. officer and a man who I think was a to ignore it and get home to bed, I "I'm lost and I don't know where I social worker came to my home. They Early in the morning, however, the And although greater risk does lie with \ suspect entered the back of the house those who live in residences off campus, slowed down and took another look. am," he sobbed. had me explain the situation again. through an unlocked door, took a wine that is not to say that students living in It was a very small child, completely I asked him some questions to try to Then, they questioned the little boy. bottle from another bedroom upstairs campus dormitories are safe from the alone, running fast - and a little bit figure out how I could get him home, "What's your name?" the officer and hit the girl in the head with the crimes of the outside world. wild. My first reaction was disbelief. I but he was too upset to make any sense. asked. bottle. Gatehouses, campus police and knew what I was seeing, but I couldn't He could only reassure me, "I have "Scott Davis;" the child reversed She managed to escape the from the emergency phones might eliminate much believe a child so small could be so a mom and a dad and a brother and a what he had told me. bedroom even though the assailant tried of the bad from occurring on campus, but alone so late at Q.ight. sister and a truck." "Do you know your phone number?" to stop her. these means fail to completely resolve all He was running the direction I was I asked him how old he was. the officer asked. The student then let out a series of wrong doings. turning, so I simply pulled over next to "Three," he said in a quiet voice. "Yes," he said quietly. "One, two loud screams causing the handful of Remember it was just two years ago him. He saw me coming and ran behind I asked him his name. three, four, five ... " people awake downstairs to immediately that a stranger entered campus and my car and across the street. "I must be "Davis Scott," he said with a little The officer rolled his eyes and respond to her cries. sexually assaulted a female student in her terrifying him," I thought to myself. A more confidence. smiled. They took him and thanked me. The suspect then departed the house room. kid running down the street alone at I decided it would be best to have the I sat up for a while and thought about the last few hours' events. I thought through the door he entered. For all those campus dwellers who midnight is already a prime candidate to police help him. I thought a report of a The others in the house reached the sleep with unlocked door and windows, be terrified. In my concern, I must have missing child may already have been about how his parents were going to girl, quickly ai.d!d her and soon after think about that for a second. It makes taken the appearance of that "stranger" filed. feel when he made it home. I hoped they would treat him with love. went to the.ho'spltat one realize what can really happen when children are constantly taught to avoid. I told him that I was going to help him Though an act of such severe violence someone relies too much on an overesti­ For a moment, I was sure he was now get home and that we· were going to I didn't feel like I had done some The would cause most to freeze with trepida­ mated sense of protection. running for the nearest McGruffHouse. drive to find some help. He calmed great thing. I had done the only thing tion and shock, the reaction of this Neither university nor Winston-Salem I hesitated to pursue in fear of down and climbed right into my car. I my conscience would allow. I have student and the others in the house are police ever found the suspect. frightening the child for no reason. was glad he was beginning to trust me, been as vulnerable as that little boy in Jesus' story truly ;}dmirable. For now, the frightening assault that Then I started to think about the but his easily-won trust made realize my life. Other people have come • The girl's ability to scream away the occurred March 27 should serve as a possible reasons why he was in the even more how vulnerable he was. through for me. offender prevented any further assault reminder for all students that this street. My mind went straight to the I tried to take him to the closest police and harm from occurring. university is not a crimeless Utopia. worst. Was he running from a danger­ station, but no one was there. As we Shawn Parker Bailey writes for the ous situation? Had he been abused? Had drove to another police station in the Daily Utah Chronicle, the student 'm sure we've all he been abandoned? direction of my house, he began to newspaper ofthe University of Utah. those weeks where wishing we'd just I bed on Monday tell you a story that's

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Jenny Blackford and Theresa Felder Editors in Chief iHANK YOU, FA-rnfff. Scott Bayzle This guy had one of the Business Manager history, a week with week in which he was Associate Managing Editor: Scott Payne. great man and put to News: Suzanne DuBose and Katie Venit, editors; Jay Cridlin and Brad Gunton, assistant editors; Gentle criminal. A week in Amez, copy editor; Nathan Gunter and Jennifer Warren, production assistants. betrayed, let down and Editorials: Paul Gaeta, editor; Melissa Shields, assistant editor. friends. A week in ..,h;,,_~ Arts and Entertainment: Travis Langdon, editor; Tamara Dunn, assistant editor. meal with these friends, Sports: Sean Blue, editor; Jared Klose, assistant editor. was going to happen to Perspectives: Elizabeth Hoyle and Brian Schiller, editors. say goodbye, when they Electronic Edition: Charlie Benson, editor; Katie Bond and Carrie Hixon, production assistants. stand what he was ..... ,·n ..... week which he tunsnea Graphics: Heather Seely, editor; Ellen Davis and Dan Toomey, production assistants. arrested, tortured, moc:Kel Assistant Business Managers: Jae Hoon Lee and Laura O'Connor. killed in a horribly Advertising Production: Will Giraud, production assistant. On Palm Sunday, Computer M11nager: Drew Markham. Jerusalem on a donkey. Circulation Manager: Jason Glasper. three years after he'd Photography: Stacia Harris, Trevor Hughes, Amer Khan, John Leonard and Kirsten Nantz, photographers. carpenter's tools to Adviser: Wayne King. homeless preacher, he . , • . , celebrity. The people had healed many of The Old Gold and Black is published each Thursday during the school year, except during word of his mouth or a examinations, summer and holiday periods, by Piedmont Publishing Co. of Winston-Salem, N.C. He had taught them Questions or comments should be sent via e-mail to [email protected] or via mail to P.O. the faith they aU held Box 7569, Winston-Salem, N.C. 2710~. © 1999 WFU Publications Board. All rights reserved. weren't getting from lfyou wish to submit a guest editorial, contact the editorials editor at Ext. 5280 at least two religious leaders. "Love weeks in advance of the issue in which you would like it to appear. your8elf," he had said. ef.temies and pray for Editorials Old Gold and Black Thursday, April1, 1999 A9 .It's notalways wise to believe one's eyes Say the

all know that they'll still go to the games see the innumerable paintings, become For campus tourists, and stand silently, sit during playing time Over my three yei;lrs at this school awestruck at Picasso's works, mull over • and leave early regardless of whether we 1have realized just how much I've the students' sculptures and feel the are winning or losing. admiration of art all around them. · every day isAprill. These visiting fools see the Greek been fooled. Yet I ~ome back year Fools. ·oo you honestly think the magic letters on our dormitories and think how after year, like tM gnats In the Pit average college student is cultured? Think et's talk about the concept of wonderful it is that Greek life is incorpo­ salad dresj;ing. again ofthe big horns and animal skins April Fools. You've· been rated into the campus rather than sepa­ before you answer. These same students fooled. We've all been fooled at rated off-campus somewhere. This way will one day find the need to destroy their L some point in our lives. We've I fellow students' works of art simply independent and Greek students must campus life. Amazing speakers and poets r acted f091ish. Done foolhardy things .. intermingle freely, with open arms of will only be sought out by a few, off­ because they don't understand t\le Why do people like to be fooled? Over acceptance. No cliques here, no way. campus adventures ignored, and wonder­ meaning behind the artist's creation. They words my three years at this schoollhave Fools. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Once these ful opportunities likelt;he ballet or will steal paintings from our hallowed realized just how much I've been fooled. ,, ·i· . students are a part of this campus 70 theatrical work overl9oked because halls, paintings that were supposed to be percent of them will still feel the need to there's obviously nto·· g to do here but for everyone's enjoyment. Yet they will Atimely apology gp Greek, feel that they cannot stand on drink and fraternize. . watch Melrose Place, Dawson's Creek, Suzanne DuBose their own and still have an acceptable This year our visi · g students will Beavis and Butthead and South Park and can work wonders. NEWS EDITOR social life. They will wear large homed hear about the Year of Globalization and be enraptured by the radiant wit and hats and animal skins on Viking Day and Diversity, they will Jt.tr about our stellar performances. 'm sorry. These are two very wonder why they never see anyone but international and multicultural students, The visitors will enter campus through simple words that convey a very Yet lcome back year after year, like the their brothers anymore. Once these they will. hear about the Jewish Student our impressive gates and believe that this powerful message, yet how often do gnats in the Pit salad dressing. You'd visitors have become Greek and are Organization, the Catholic Campus campus is a safe haven of protection for I we fmd ourselves in situations thinktl).ey'd realize 'that creamy white living on tho~ oh-so-incorpomted halls, Ministry, lnterVarsity and more, and all those within. Fools. Imagine Officer wherein we hold ourselves back from substance equals death; \lut no. Instead their ftiends are handed to them, their think that this place is a melting pot of Slater chasing down an infiltrator who has saying this when we know better? How they supply us with a new Cl'lJllChy form rooms become assigned and the world diversity. , crept beyond our outer fortress. That often do we blame others rather than of protein. If you thought they were beyond their letters gets smaller and Fools. Now we really must laugh at chase would require s)>rinting. Now we poppy seeds, I apologize .;. the truth smaller. you. For these same f11ces we see must laugh at him as well. Unbeknownst hurts. · The traveling herd of visitors will see walking aroWld on their campus tour to these visitors, there are still girls who Joanna Iwata are raped at frat parties, belongings Those kids we see walking around innumerable fliers advertising events on look exactly the same 99.9 percent of the COLUMNIST incessantly at this time of year in their campus. They will see that there are time. White, well-to-do and wearing J­ stolen, harassing phone calls made and little herds (traveling in herds is, of movies in Pugh Auditorium almost all Crew ... ready for easy assimilation. property damaged. course, a talent they're practicing for the time, will hear about the innumerable They will believe what they hear and I know this editorial took a bit of a assuming our full personal responsibility freshman year) are the biggest fools of intramural and club sports and will grab forget what they can see right before serious twist considering the lighthearted when it comes to making an apology? all, these poor unknowing victims. They a Student Union calendar of events and them- an overwhelriling number of holiday on which it has been published ... Sometimes I wonder how the outcomes see the toilet papered trees on the Quad marvel at all the things to do on campus. students who are not only the same race, but what better way to make people see of certain situations would change in a and think this must be a school with Fools. We laugh at you again. For but have the same haircuts, clothes, how foolish it all is, this whole grand more positive way if we were better able immense pride and team spirit, and that these same people will come here the designer perfumes and baseball caps. scheme? For those little visiting high to recognize when we need to say "I'm the student body must go crazy and have following fall and claim that all there is As the tour groups pass through schoolers are not the only fools wearing sorry." I am not implying that we should so much fun at athletic events. to do is get drunk and go to frat parties. Reynolda Hall, Benson University cap and bells in this maddening king's always say "I'm sorry" to everybody for Fools. We laugh at you. Next year Throw in a couple hook ups and some Center, Scales Fine Arts Center and court. For we were all those high everything, but there are moments when when they attend our fme university, we homework and you have the average about campus, the potc;mtial students will schoolers once, we've all been fooled. these words need to be said and when i they are not expressed, they create great pain, misunderstanding, and regret. I will dmw from several recent examples of ALCOI\OLS F\'t'lE ... so this, one that appeared in our student newspaper and the other from two unique ARC. 0GI\RE.1TES. sur encounters with important people in my MED\C..AL N\AR\ JUAtU\ life. Several weeks ago, there was an '\1\J\\...L DES'TRO'f 11-\\S COUNlR\' ~ editorial that appeared in the Old Gold and Black wherein a position of concern was expressed tied into our racial climate at the university. The issue was focused on how racial groups on our campus tend ) to separate themselves from others, and the editorial used the recent publication for minority students as an example of what they viewed as contributing to the polarization of student groups on campus .. A week or so later, a follow-up editorial appeared regarding a meeting that took place between the editorial staff and the Black Student Alliance about this matter. While we were not privy to all of the details associated with the discussions between the OG&B and BSA, what was clear was the new awareness which occurred when groups can get together to discuss such concerns. But in viewing situations like this, it makes me wonder: How would the outcome have changed if the OG&B editorial board had not exercised their commw1ity responsibility in this case? Personally, I recently had an opportu­ nity to initiate a very poignant conversa­ tion with the father of my daughter who was in town visiting his friends, as we The Easter season sends a crucial lesson also had to discuss Noelani's summer plans wherein she will be with me. I have you." "God loves the world." "Blessed alone in his agony, barely holding on. As been divorced from Noelani's father now Jesus' story puts our are the meek, the poor, the mourners, the This guy had one of the worst weeks he finished praying, the Roman officials for five years, and it has taken me that hm1gry, the pure in heart, the peacemak­ in history, a week with highs and came to arrest him under the guidance of long to finally reach a place wherein I ers, the persecuted." As Dave Matthews Judas, and it was from here on that the could say what needed to be said to him: woes in perspective. puts it, he "came to shed a little light on lows, a week in which he was week started to get really bad. Jesus was "I'm sorry." this darkening scene." So when he rode celebrated as a great man and put to taken before the Jewish king Herod and I shared with him that I was sorry that 'm sure we've all had our share of into Jerusalem on a donkey, the people death like a common criminal. the Roman governor Pontius Pilate, as we were unable to work things out well . those weeks where we end up came in droves to see him. They threw well as the temple leaders and the teach­ enough in our past wherein we both felt wishing we'd just not gotten out of their coats on the grom1d before him. ers. They interrogated him, the guards compelled to go to court to resolve our I bed on Monday morning. I want to Those too poor to have coats went and afraid because of the threat to their who kept watch over him beat him child custody issues, an experience which tell you a story that's being told a lot this got palm branches and lay them before power. As the festivities approached, one severely (a little first century police is not only emotionally draining but week. Think of the events of the week him. In the midst of all this, Jesus wept, of Jesus friends, Judas, went to the brutality). Pilate was torn -he saw that financially as well. Had we both been I'm about to describe. They actually knowing that for many of them, their Temple leaders and agreed to betray him this man had done no wrong but the able to trust each other and work through happened to a guy we've all heard of. adulation was merely that which people for 30 pieces of silver. pressure of the Jewish leaders was more our differences then perhaps we would hold for a celebrity. He knew why he had Finally, the night of the Feast of than he could bear. He handed Jesus over have avoided the pain that it created. come to Jerusalem, they didn't. Unleavened Bread came. Jesus and his to be put to death. This exchange had a very powerful and Nathan Gunter On Monday, Jesus entered the Temple, friends ate this meal together, and as First, however, Jesus was publicly healing effect on both of us, and thus I am Sl \.!llENT ('(ILLMNi~ r the most holy site in all of the Jewish they ate, Jesus broke the bread and said, tortured. They chained him to a post, very well aware of the more positive tradition. Looking around, he saw that it "Take and eat, this is my body." He took stripped him naked and whipped him impact, these two words, "I'm sorry" can had become a place where tJeople were the wine and said, "Take and drink, this repeatedly across the back. When they have upon us when we convey it sin­ This guy had one of the worst weeks in buying and selling. Vendors were is my blood." You know that must've were fmished whipping him, they cruci­ cerely. It's not saying per se that either history, a week with highs and lows, a demanding high prices for sacrificial freaked these guys out; they weren't fied him. This was a horrible way to die - he or I were wrong for what we felt we week in which he was celebrated as a animals, making a quick buck off the ready to hear anything like that. They a crossbearn was placed on his back, needed to do then to protect our indi­ great man and put to death like a common piety of the poor. He knew that forgive­ weren't always the sharpest guys around, which slid back and forth giving him vidual interests tied into our child, but criminal. A week in which he was ness doesn't come with a debt. These but this must've been really strange to splinters all over his shoulders. He was what this exchange did for us was help us betrayed, let down and abandoned by his people infuriated him. He overtumed hear. Again, Jesus said something that forced to carry this heavy load through recognize our humanity. , friends. A week in which he ate one last their tables and drove them out of the frightened them: "The one to whom I the streets of Jerusalem to the place where My friend Paul and I had a similar meal with these friends, knowing what courts. The leaders of the temple were so hand this cup is the one who will betray he was to be crucified. As he did this the exchange tied into a recent encounter we was going to happen to him, and trying to angered by this they began to look for a me." As Jesus gave the cup to Judas, people mocked him, hit him, spit on him both experienced. In this case, I found say goodbye, when they didn't under­ way to kill him, because they'd been however, the disciples had to wonder and tried to make him fall, which he did myself operating out of new mode stand what he was trying to tell them. A making money off of these transactions. what the teacher was talking about; repeatedly. When he arrived, he was laid wherein I did not run away from an week which he fmished up by being (Sounds like something we read about Judas sat in the place of honor. He across the crossbeam and nails were uncomfortable situation but faced up to arrested, tortured, mocked, spit on and today, doesn't it? Watch Trinity Broad­ should receive the cup first. Jesus simply driven through his hands (try to imagine my responsibility in expressing my killed in a horribly painful way. casting Network for two seconds if you said to Judas, "What you are about to do, that kind of pain) and through his feet to feelings to him about the encounter. He On Palm Sunday, Jesus rode into don't know what I'm talking about.) He do it quickly." In the midst of all of this, hold him to the cross. The people stand­ was also able to respond in kind plus give Jerusalem on a donkey. By this time, only kept teaching, offering the leaders Jesus was still trying to figure out how to ing around pressed a crown made of me yet another new perspective on the three years after he'd put aside his and the people these two command­ say goodbye to his friends. thoms into his head, drawing more blood, situation. This again was an example of carpenter's tools to become an itinerant, ments: "Love God with all your heart As his death neared, Jesus went into and one of the Roman guards pierced his another powerful exchange wherein the homeless preacher, he had become quite a and love your neighbor as yourself." He the garden of Gethsemane and prayed in side with a spear. The death by crucifix­ two words, "I'm sorry," and taking , , • . , celebrity. The people loved him, for he spent the week reiterating this message, anguish, the types of prayers men pray in ion took nine hours, wherein Jesus slowly personal responsibility for our actions and had healed many of them with a mere and the Temple officials spent the week their lowest hour, the times of utmost bled to death and was asphyxiated. By feelings strengthened our friendship. word of his mouth or a touch of his hand. trying to trap him in his own words. strife. Singer Cindy Morgan paints the this time almost all of his friends had So as we move into this Easter season, He had taught them many things about These debates were never without an prayer this way: "Hey, can you hear me? abandoned him and he died between two one which is focused on redemption and the faith they a II held dear that they audience; Jerusalem was crowded I am trapped in the cages of the scars I thieves, like any common criminal in spiritual renewal, I hope we can all find a weren't getting from many of their because the Passover and the Feast of must bear and I can't tell and I can't Roman society. moment to reflect on the difficult mo­ religious leaders. "Love your neighbor as Unleavened Bread were just days away. speak, I can't even repeat what it is." Sigmund Brouwer puts it this way: ments of our lives and allow ourselves to younielf,'' he had said. "Love your As many people began to listen to Jesus' Jesus asked his friends to keep watch for "This was the death Jesus accepted. For forgive ourselves and those whom we ef.lemies and pray for those who persecute teac~ing, the Temple officials became him, and they fell asleep, leaving him ' sins he did not commit." .7.· may have a difficu\t~.time forgiving. ~· .. Page OLD GOLD ANn BLACK :A10 Thursday, Aprli 1, 1999

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I· ! By Brian Schiller introduction of ~·. I Perspectives Editor I In contrast to the uniformity of our Prince Albert I' campus, Winston-Salem has a long cigarettes gave the 1.' It is all too easy for us, as students, to area its first ~e distracted by all of the temptations that and complex history that is easily national product as ~urround our campus. A mere two-hour seen if one keeps an eye out for all R.J.R. put up ~p will take you deep into the Blue of the historic sites that we visit billboards for their ~dge Mountains and four hours will find products in New ~ou on the beach. Other possibilities less each day. York City. related to geography are also lurking. Within a year of I; UNC-Chapel Hill beckons with a social the consolidation ~ene that does not involve vmstbands or timber buildings surrounding a town of Winston and P.arty monitors as well as more consistent square. Salem was a theocracy, run by the Salem into the ~hletic teams. With all of the places that Moravian elders who were able to dictate single community ~e can go outside of Winston-Salem it is the allotment of land in the town and the of Winston-Salem ~ntirely possible to pass an entire colle­ economic practices of its citizens. in 1913, Camel giate career at this university without In 1837, the Salem Manufacturing cigarettes were ~iving more than a passing thought to the Company became the first textile mill in introduced. R.J. city where we live. the area, running on steam and making a Reynolds imported There is no denying that Winston­ product on par with the New England so much Turkish Salem is not the hot bed of creativity and mills of the day. Three years later, the tobacco in 1916 technology that many students grew-up Brookstown Mill was opened in the that Winston­ in, but it is a city with a past and a future . building that now houses Darryl's and the Salem, a city 200 that has a lot to offer us while we are 'Bookstown Inn. As the local economy miles from the here. The people of Winston-Salem place grew, the church gradually lost control ocean, was de­ great stock in this university and in return over the lives oflocals until it formally clared a port-of­ we owe it to them to possess some relinquished control in 1856. Now the entry by the U.S. knowledge of the city that they chose to citizens of both Salem and its neighbor­ Customs Service. It make their home. In contrast to the ing settlement of Winston, which was was the eighth unifonnity of our campus, Winston­ founded in 1849, were in complete largest 0011-or- Salem has a long and complex history control over the · · · · · · · ·· · · that is easily seen if one keeps an eye out towns. Winston for all of the historic sites that we visit Salem, each day. Caves along the Yadkin River, which asthecounwhad turned oftl\e.®urch's·;·~"', Courtesy of the Photo Collection, Winston-Salem/Forsyth Public Library runs through Forsyth County, show signs objections to whipPing, il;comffiori.:~; :":::~~~]~~~~~0~~~~~!!!!~~::::::: Winston-Salem's streets crowded with both trolleys and horse of having been regularly inhabited for punishment as the time. · . . . . : probleq!S.:Thew. . ·dtawli:Vra~lon,s more than 8,000 years by the nomadic The Moravians had always U$ed slave · were: growing social di;\Jildes Atlanta, the buyout of Piedmont Airlines, hunters who first filtered through the labor sparingly, preferring paid white. · . seen in .~1918 riot ""~''"'t""'' the closure of the AT&T facility and the Piedmont in search of game. More than workers to slaves. In 1860 the residents:;,. , . white womallthal; re!itiijted failure of three major trucking compa­ 500 sites have been excavated in the of Winston and Salem criti~ized South . . · "' · · · · ~ifl~Jn·:Amert,c~m·. nies. By 1993, cigarette production in the region that revealed the lives ofthe Carolina as "hastY. a~~f~~~s" for -.::. ·. · :. . . . city employed 8,500 people, the fewest in earliest inhabitants of what is now seceding, but on May :2~r_fSb!, ~grt~ ~ :;;: .. :~9Y~Q(w..ealthy to the ... :· · ;Reynoldse, Hanes or Grays. Kurfees 100 years. All told 13,000 jobs left,the Winston-Salem. Typical of much of Carolina b~ame.~the·Jast state~:'!~::!' outs~ of town;. The· . cla~=.;~~quick.ly went about_fulfilling ca.mpaign · area during the 1980s. eastern North America, the Native from the Umon. Winston-Salem were staying exception- prom1ses and cleanmg-up the City. He put The economic troubles exposed other American tribes of the region, the Saponi ,'I_'hough the war had ~elative~y few ally poor while the ric'!, such a ~J"""'. . " bathrooms for public use on downtown problems in Winston-Salem. The city had and Tutelo, first came into contact with VISible affects on the still relatively Reynolds who paid twice as much in state streets to improve sanitation and fought the most segregated housing of any large Europeans around 1670. By 1710, all of autonomous peoples of the area, they taxes as any other North Carolinian, were with the state transportation department city in the state and a high rate of violent these people had left the area to merge grew tired of the war and held protests on getting richer. The stage was set for the to get Interstate 40, the state's first crimes. The problems did not completely :nto the Iroquois tribes to the west. the courthouse lawn starting in 1864. development of the paternalistic hierar- limited-access highway, routed through undermine the strength of the city, which Starting in 1740, the Great Wagon Road, Union troops marched through the area chy headed by the Reyno~ds, Grays and the city rather than around its southern was rated the 18th best place in the nation which can be found just north of campus with little destruction thanks to a warm Hanes that would dominate life in edge. to live in 1993. Winston-Salem has other near U.S. 52, started funneling settlers greeting by the residents, and the U.S. Winston-Salem for almost half a century. ,_The completion ofi-40 in 1958 brought distinctions such as being first in the into the area. flag was restored to the courthouse flag Townspeople would later say that no both good and bad aspects to the face of nation in per capita contributions to the The first formal European settlement of pole May 20, 1865, exactly 4 years after decisions were made without approval Winston-Salem. The interstate improved arts. Winston-Salem, with 170,000 the Piedmont came in 1753 when the it was last lowered. from the 19th floor of the Reynolds business in downtown and got Winston- residents, is now the fourth largest city in Moravian Church purchased 100,000 The next big step for the.area came . building, meaning the executive officers .Salem's name out by forcing all travelers the state, and when combined with f1Cres of land just south of Pilot Mountain with the construction of a railroad link to ofR.J. Reynolds. to drive right through the heart of the Greensboro and High Point is the 39th which had long served as a landmark for Greensboro in 1873. With it the railroad Winston-Salem appeared to survive the city. Unfortunately, the road was already most populous area in the United States. travelers on their way south through the brought R.J. Reynolds, who would soon Great Depression in relatively good overused within two years of its comple- Though Winston-Salem may appear mountains. The Moravian settlers were redefine the local economy and steer the shape. It maintained one of the lowest tion, and by 1973 almost double the mundane and is not the college town c,harged with establishing a church-run rural communities into the 20th century. unemployment rates in the South and was projected number of cars were traveling many students would like, it is still an village so they began work on Bethabara During the 50 years after the completion rated one of the top 10 cities in the the road each day. The perils ofl-40 interesting city with a distinct personal­ (meaning "House of Passage"). In this of the railroad, the towns of Winston and country in terms of business activity. The made Winston-Salem notorious for its ity. . setting, traditions that are still evident on Salem saw population growth in excess Depression did succeed in stopping the traffic, and Hawthorne qur campus such as the Lovefeast were of 1,500 percent, 544 percent during the uninhibited growth the city had enjoyed Curve near Wake Forest introduced. Using Bethabara as a step­ 1870s alone. for almost half a century. University Baptist ping stone, the Moravians worked to R.J. Reynolds Tobacco took the area by World War II appeared to be a boon for Medical Center was one ¢stablish a main town named Salem. storm starting with the opening of the city, there were more jobs to support ~ ofthe most deadly :~ By 1772, Salem was a growing town Reynolds' first factory in 1874. The the war effort than there were people to stretches of road in the that bore a striking resemblance to company was soon producing 25 percent fill them. Unfortunately, once the war state. contemporary European towns with its of the country's chewing tobacco, and the was over it quickly became obvious that The 1980s were hard 0n the city needed a major overhaul. Down- the Winston-Salem area town was dirty and overcrowded, and the and its residents. Numer- residential areas were unkempt with ous large corporations left several having deteriorated into unsani- the area including R.J.R. tary slums. The first winds of change Nabisco Inc., which came with the election of Marshall moved its headquarters to Kurfees to the mayor's office in 1949. Kurfees had run against the wishes of the powerful families of the area but sue-

Top: The building that now houses Darryl's and the Brookstown Inn was originally opened in 1840 as the Brookstown Mill by an early industrial­ ist named Francis Fries. Right: The factory smokestacks of R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company still dot the skyline of Winston-Salem. Bottom: The mod­ ern day skyline of Winston-Salem shows both the new face of the city,such as the Wachovia and BB&T buildings, as well as an older side dating from the early 1900s. • A&E 85 New exhibit opens in Calendar 86 OLD GoLD AND BLACK Deacon Notes 82 Thursday, April1, 1999 Anthropology Museum, Scoreboard 83 centers around Filipino· '· Ul i I Americans Women's golf team records A&E/85 best finish of the season Sports/82 •

' .• I Gerrard shocks team, announces resignation By Sean Blue Gerrard was a legend in the Deacon coach­ doubles team was ranked fourth in the world. "We're still considering all our options," Sports Editor ing ranks, having recorded only one losing "Wake Forest has given me an opportu­ Wellman said. "We have a lot of time season during his 12 years with the Deacs . "Wake Forest has given me an nity to do something I truly love and that's before we have to make a decision." ., The Deacons sports world received a "He had an awful lot of accomplish­ opportunity to do something I truly working with young people," Gerrard said Fleishman is in his second year with the shock March 26 when Athletic Director ments, and it is difficult to lose someone of at the beginning of the season. "I like the Demon Deacons after having spent two love and that's working with young I > Ron Wellman announced the immediate his caliber, but we just have to mo~e on and challenge oftrying to help them reach their seasons as the assistant coach at William & ....r resignation of women's tennis coach Lew tiy to keep the program at the level he built people. I like the challenge of trying to full potential, both from an athletic and Mary. Gerrard. it to," Wellman said. help them reach their full potential, academic standpoint." While at William & Mary Fleishman was Gerrard cited pe­ Over the past five years Gerrard's team both from an athletic and academic This season Gerrard had been doing just named the ITA Eastern Regional Assistant rsonal reasons for his had made five straight NCAA tournament that with a very young and talented team. Coach ofthe year while helping the Tribe to decision to resign and appearances and was ranked nationally in standpoint." Sophomore Marie! Verban had achieved a a No. 8 ranking nationally, the highest '\ will be replaced for the top 25 each of those seasons. \\ Lew Gerrard ranking ofsixth in the nation, which ties the ranking in school history.

the remainder of the Gerrard was named ACC Coach of the Former Head Coach highest individual ranking for any player Fleishman spent five years coaching on ". ~ ... season by assistant Year in both 1995 and 1997 and has an under Gerrard. the professional circuit and as the junior coach Brian Flei­ overall record of191-98. Gerrard has a 78- Terry Ann Zawacki, '96, also peaked at programs coordinator at the VanderMeer shman. 28 record over the last four years and, going sixth in the nation during her two-time All­ Tennis University in Hilton Head, S.C., "It took everybody 28-4 in the ACC while finishing second to far this spring, Gerrard's team was still American career with the Deacons. before his time at William & Mary. by surprise, and we tried to be very profes­ Duke each year. ranked 17th in the country, and six of their Gerrard had also been working to de­ Fleishman personally coached Grant sional about it," Fleishman said. "We were The team recorded its highest finish last seven loses had come against top-25 oppo­ velop freshman Janet Bergman into a na­ Stafford in 1993 and 1994 and helped him told by the athletic director right before we ·year when it advanced to the quarterfinals nents, including top-ranked Florida. tional contender. Bergman has been ranked climb 30 spots in the professional rankings left for the weekend. I told the girls we had of the NCAA championships. Gerrard played professionally for 10 years as high as 50th in the country under Gerrard to No.52 in the world.

•to act professional and leave it in Winston Gerrard has produced six All-Americans and was ranked in the top 20 in the world for and moved up to 43rd in the rankings re­ "Lew Gerard is a tough act to follow," n'' and concentrate on our upcoming matches and 27 All-ACC honorees during his 12 more than five seasons in singles from leased after Gerrard's resignation. Fleishman said. "He's due all the credit for I J • I then deal with it when we returned from years with the Deacons. 1956-66. His highest individual ranking Wellman said Fleishman will be the in­ building this program up. I'll tiy to do my Florida." Despite only posting a record of 6-7 thus was 13th, but his career peaked when his terim head coach for the rest of the season. best and be professional." i .Baseball Men's tennis undefeated at home Baseball 'l J By Jared Klose . ) Assistant Sports Editor The Demon Deacon men's tennis squad ,"selling out :-<~! sweeps wentthroughanotherup-and-down week as they ran their record to a perfect 9-0 at home to cap a streak of four consecutive victories, but they were also gunned down ·r 1 by ACC bully No. 7 Duke. .Oemson The Deacs traveled to Durham March fans again 31 where they tangled with the power­ .By Drew Sprague house Blue Devils and came up on the By Sean Blue Old Gold and BlackReporter losing end ofa 6-1 score in a match which Sports Editor ~ ---·- •. •• ,..i. ;.~ •• " ••. .-~ •. ·reversed .their :fortunes· as·of late .. The· The 24th-ranked Demon Deacon base­ Deacons got their only win from sopho­ Major League Baseball is considering sell­ ball squad defeated Clemson, 10-2, more Brett Mauro in his match as the fifth ing advertisements on the sleeves ofbaseball March 28 at Hooks Stadium to complete seed, wherehehandledPorter Jonesin3- uniforms. This is probably one of the stupid­ their first three-game sweep of the Ti­ 6, 6-3, 6-3. est ideas they ever considered, and they did gers since 1952. In the number one position, senior w not even come up with it. The three wins bumped the Deacs' Myles Clouston, nationally ranked 50th ~PRESS NASCARistheonlyU.S. record to 19-6 on the season and 6-2 in in singles, was upset in a grinding three ::::e QX sport that sells advertise- the Atlantic Coast Conference, and set affair where he was outlasted by ~ 8 ments on its unifonns. Does Clemson dropped to 14-11 and 2-3 in Duke's Pedro Escudero (5-7, 6-3, 6-4). u. major league baseball re- j; league play. Sophomore Raul Munoz lost 7-6, 6-2 to ally want to copy NASCAR? • r In Friday's game, sophomore DH Doug Root, the number 27 player in the I have nothing against NASCAR, but after • Danny Borrell went 3-for-3 with two country, at the second slot, and junior just recovering from the strikeof1994, largely towering home runs to right field that Michael Berger was also defeated at third off the bats of Mark McGwire and Sammy t I looked like cookie-cutter molds of each (6-2, 7-6). Junior JohanHansenandfresh­ Kristen Yocum! Old Gold and Black Sosa and the exploits of the Yankees, do the ."' - . other, each splitting the Clemson and man Justin Kaufmann were also downed honchos ofMLB really want to annoy the fans ":\. Georgia Tech flag poles behind the wall Senior Myles Clouston and sophomore Raul Munoz are the 12th-ranked by scoresof6-l, 6-0 and 6-3, 6-l respec­ and desecrate the game in such a way? ; I in right. tively at their four and six positions. doubles team in the country and own the De~con record for the most People go to the games to watch baseball, Junior pitcher Mil(e MacDougal (6-l) The only other Deacon highlight from victories in a season. Cloustonand Munoz have a chance to break their own not to be lured into buying more things. The surrendered five base hits and struck out the match came from the number one record for victories if they finish the rest of the season undefeated. average fan spends enough on tickets, souve­ eight batters, allowing only one run. doubles team of Clouston and Munoz, nirs and food. Do they not at least deserve the • r. I' Freshman David Bush worked a score­ the 12th ranked tandem in the country. was unable to prove that its big win last nessee State in which they downed the right to watch the game in peace, free from the less ninth inning to close out the win for With their 9-8 victory in frrst position, week was more than a fluke victory. Bucs 6-1 at the Indoor Tennis Center. vultures of advertising? the Deacs. the Deacon doubles partners moved into In singles play, the Deacons lost only Between the two matches, the team won a Baseball is supposed to be our national Clemson starter Ryan Mottl (2-2) suf­ a third place on the program's win list for one set total in the five matches that were total of 17 of the 18 matches contested. pastime, but it's beginning to look like it's fered the loss after giving up four runs on matches in a single season as they cap­ completed. Clouston, won in straight sets Three individuals scored double victo­ being replaced by another national pastime, seven hits in seven-plus innings of work. tured their 22nd. Clouston and Munoz (6-3, 6-3) as he earned his 19th overall ries on the day: Clouston, Mauro and greed. In the contest March 27, sophomore already hold the record for wins in a win this season and his 1Oth in dual match Kaufinann. Over the course of the two The idea of advertising on uniforms came pitcher Scott Siemon (5-0) picked up the season with 29, a mark that they set in play. Munoz (2-6, 6-3, 7-6), Mauro (6-1, matches, Mauro won matches at No. 2 about as a way to offset rising player salaries. .I t win in relief of John Hendricks by hurl­ their first season as teammates last year. 6-1), Kaufmann (6-2, 6-4) and senior and No.4 singles positions, which pushed This idea, however, would most likely de­ '-, I ing 1 113 shutout nmings to finish the The second position team of Berger and 1 Hayes Calvert (6-3, 6-1) were the other his mark to 9-8 this spring. Kaufmann crease revenue. It would turn fans away and ballgame. Hendricks, who was in total Kaufmann lost 8-3, and the third team of winners for the Deacs. In doubles all won matches at the No. 5 and No. 6 decrease attendance at ballparks, which fi­ - l command for the first seven innings Hansen and senior Andres Guzman three teams came out on top for the Deacs. flights, and Clouston picked up both his nally began to rise last season. If I want to I before tiring in the eighth, surrendered dropped a heart breaking match 9-3 after Earlier that weekend, the team had moved victories at the No. l position. watch a baseball game full of advertising I six runs on six hits in 7 l/3 innings while being up 7-3. back over the .500 mark on the season as Between singles and doubles points, could watch it on TV. striking out seven batters. When the Deacs took on Florida Inter­ they secured two victories on March 26. the team had amasses a 24-4 advantage in With TV at least I save myelfabout $20-30. The Tigers' Brian Adams (2-3) took national March 28 at Leighton Stadium, The Deacons won their second ACC its favor in the four matches it won before I do not have to pay for over-priced food the loss after allowing nine runs in three they came away with an easy victory as matchoftheyear, defeating Maryland (3- running into Duke. (unless I eat in the Pit) and I do not have to ' I innings of relief. Clemson starter Mike they breezed 6-1 to their fourth consecu­ 6, 0-5 ACC), 7-0 at Leighton Stadium in Of the Deacons seven remaining worry about tickets or if my seat is close ' tive win. Florida International, who had the afternoon. The Deacs then moved matches, six of them are against fellow enough or even if there are annoying people See Clemson, Page 83 recently beaten 24th-ranked N.C. State, indoors for a night match with East Ten- ACC schools. sitting around me. Not just the owners and administrators within MLB are at fault, though. Tite players are also part of the problem. Their greed in demanding higher and higher contracts is forc­ Swanson, relay team breaks ing the owners to look for new ways to raise revenue. k The players and owners said they learned after the strike that the fan was the most Senior Nolan Swanson set an important thing in baseball, but their recent ACC track record in the 10,000- Deac records over weekend actions only reaffirm the fans' belief that the meter with a time of 28:31.51 at players and owners do not really care too the Stanford Invitational March By Vanessa St. Gerard At the Raleigh Relays, held on the campus of much about them. 27. Old Gold and Black Reporter N.C. State, the relay tean1 finished with a time When you think about it, there really is not Swanson is an All-American of 40.47, .5 seconds better than their record much difference between earning $3 million in cross-coountry and is on his Success seems to be the only thing on the setting race at the Wake Forest Relays held and $4 million a year. After taxes you are only way to earning All-American minds of the men's track and field team re­ March 17-20. This weekend, the four members talking about $300,000-400,000. While this honors in track and field this sea­ cently. After an outstanding performance by ofthe relay team will head to the Texas Relays, may be a lot by itself, it's the equivalent of a son. the 4xl00-relay team at the Raleigh Relays a "sprint haven," as Head Coach John few dollars when added to the three million Swanson's time automatically and an even more prominent performance by Goodridge described it. "We are optimistically dollars already being paid. ... qualifies him for the NCAA senior Nolan Swanson at the Stanford Invita­ looking forward to a great performance." It is kind of funny that the sport that started 1 tional, the Demon Deacon track and field Championships. Swanson broke "We have made a statement in the ACC the explosion of salaries is now the sport being \·I the previous record set by Pat program has much to be proud of in terms of about Wake Forest track and field," Justice .... ~ hurt the most by it. Baseball only has about . t· I Joyce ofN.C. State in 1998. its accomplishments. said, "We've got great things to achieve." four or five serious contenders each season Sophomores Chris Justice and John Stone, "Even though they have only competed twice, :*:... and they are always the teams with the highest ·... ~ Nolan Swanson Senior and juniors Reggie Austin and Jamie Deese, each time they have exceeded school records. payrolls. • all members of the 4xl00-relay team, set a I am very excited about their future," Selling advertising space on the sleeves of '··... I Track and Field Runner Deacon record, surpassing the one they set last baseball uniforms is only a recipe for disaster 'I week. See Records, Page 83 that MLB may never be able to recover from . -· .W.:. ' ·-'-· -~- ---· .. --····- Jff~ -·- .l. .J · B2 Thursday, April1, 1999 Old Gold and Black Sports Ups and downs continue for women's golf, ScoRE

By Sean Blue upcoming ACC Tournament." very well for the team and those Sports Editor Senior Kelly Kirwin led the individuals." BASEBALL Deacons with an individual finish The tournament was won by ES Climbing back to the top during in sixth place. Kirwin shot a 73 in Washington, which shot a 302 in Standings their roller-coaster season, the the final round to jump three spots the fmal to tie for the lowest re­ ACC 31st-ranked women's golf team and finish in sole possession of corded round of the tourney and FSU 9 0 .MasterCard releases latest finished second at the Bryan Na­ sixth place. seal theirfirst-placefinish. Wash­ Ga. Tech s 1 tional Collegiate March 26-28, "Kelly has played very, very ington was aided by Kelli WFU 6 2 ·collegiate goH rankings recording their best finish this well," Dailey said. "She's really Kamimura, who shot a tourna­ Clem. 2 3 year. come into her own. She has an ment-record-tying 69 in the final UVa. 3 5 In the MasterCard Collegiate golf The Deacs recorded a team excellent short game and has be­ round. UNC 2 4 . rankings released March 24 the women score of 929 to finish tied for gun hitting the ball very well. It Kamimura was hampered by her N.C. State 3 6 golf team was ranked 31st in the nation second with the Swedish National won't be long before she starts two previous rounds of7 6 and 77, Duke 0 4 and had two indi­ team at the 12-team tournament breaking par." respectively, and finished tied for Md. 0 5 viduals ranked in the which the Deacons co-hosted with Sophomore Marta Prieto was second one stroke behind the indi- · top 100. UNC-Greensboro. the next highest finisher for the v.idual champion, Lindsey Smith Sophomore Marta The second-place finish was the Deacons recording a ninth place of Furman. Smith recorded 221 Baseball America Prieto was ranked best finish of the season for the finish. Prieto was only two shots overall to win the tournament. 45th in the nation, Deacons, who have been up and off the lead after two rounds of Furman stood in first place after Ran kings and senior Kelly down of late, finishing their last play but recorded a six-over 78 in the first round but shot a 322 in the Kirwin was ranked three tournaments 11th, third and the final round to finish tied for second round and dropped to sixth 1. Florida State 72nd. 11th in that order. ninth. overall and was never able to fight 2. Auburn Duke dominated "We're getting stronger with Wagner also played very well back up the leader board. 3. Stanford the ranking, how­ every tournament we play," Head for the Deacons fmishing tied for The tournament was played on 4.Rice ever, reclaiming its No.I ranking after Coach Diane Dailey said. "We 11th overall. Wagner started the the par-72, 6,037 -yard Bryan Park 5. Pepperdine having slipped to second in the previous had some injuries at the begin­ tournament with an eight-over­ Champions Course in Brown 6.TexasA&M rankings. Duke has six individuals ranked ning with sore wrists and sore par 80 but battled back with a 73 Summit. Senior Kristen Wagner fired a 73 in the second round of the 7. Cal State Fullerton in the top 90 and two ranked in the top backs. It's been hard as far as that in the secondroundanda 78 in the The Deacons will next compete Bryan National Collegiate to help her finish in the top 11. 8. Miami eight, including fourth-ranked Beth goes, but I'm pleased with the final round to record a 245 score in the ACC Championships April 9. North Carolina Bauer. progress we've made." and finish in the top 11. 16-18 in Greensboro. Last year PrietoandtheDeaconswillface Chausiriporn ranked eighth. Duke 10. Wichita State North Carolina was ranked 17th in the "It was defmitely a good step­ "Kristen Wagner also played Prieto claimed the individualtitle the nation's top-ranked team in has four of its players ranked in 11. Georgia Tech nation followed closely by Florida State, ping stone for what we have com­ very well for us," Dailey said. "It in the championships as a fresh- Duke. Duke also has two players the top 27 and six ranked in the top 12. Baylor ranked 22nd. ing up," senior Kristen Wagner was her best tournament as a se­ man but will be hard pressed to ranked in the top lO with fresh­ 90 in the country. 13. Texas On the men's side, the Deacons did not said. "[t lets us know where we nior. We placed three people in repeatastheACC Champion again man Beth Bauer ranked fourth in "It's going to be tough (playing 14. Florida make the top 50 golf teams but did have are and what we have to do for the the top 11, and I think that speaks this year. · the nation and senior Jenny against Duke),"Wagnersaid. "It's 15. Louisiana State one individual in the top 100. Senior fun to play againstteams like that. • 16. Texas Tech Michael Capone was ranked 1OOth in the It's a good challenge for us." nation. Da luz announces Tennis faces rough road Distance events Records :another soccer signee Deacs face three top 20 teams, pull out victory against FSU Continued from Page B1 Adding to an already outstanding re­ Coach Goodridge said cruiting class, women's soccer Head By Jessica Reigle Deacs' specialty · team's success. Coach Tony da Luz announced that Me­ Another accomplishment lissa Murray-Hob­ Old Gold and Black Reporter ved by the track team bes has signed a na­ end was due to senior The 17th-ranked Demon Dea­ tional letter of intent Kraus takes secondplace in 1OK Swanson and his pertonna~• to play soccer for the con women's tennis team demon­ Stanford University. strated an impressive amount of Deacons next sea­ March 27, Swanson ""L

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The university's Museum of Anthropology will fin­ ish up the school year by offering students an opportu­ nity to delve into the history and culture of America's largest Asian ethnic group in an exhibit called "Mabuhay, Pilipinas: An Exhibit of Filipino and Filipino-American Culture." The exhibit is scheduled to open April6 and continue through May 15. A similar exhibit has been trav­ eling to various colleges around the country, but on this stop it will be accompanied by an impressive array of Philippine objects and artifacts previously acquired by the university's museum. Beverlye Hancock, the museum's curator, said that when she heard about the traveling exhibit she immediately recognized the op­ portunity to display the physical representations of the unique and fascinating Filipino culture in conjunction with the society's history. The vitality of the peoples who migrated to America from the Philippine Islands is captured in the very title of the exhibit: "Mabuhay," the Filipino word meaning "live!" Native speakers use the word to express hope

I ,, for a long and fulfilling life and to express good will toward~ others. Museum director Mary Jane Berman said this con­ "Dancing the shrimp" and "American Flag Girl'' are two ofth~ cept has been crucial to Filipinos and Filipino-Ameri­ photos in the Anthropology Museum's exhibit depicting the cans in the difficult times that they have faced in the quest to America made by Filipinos. past. This struggle is part ofwhat will be depicted in the exhibit. the group of people underwent after Filipino immi­ room, depicts the ways in which Filipinos have influ­ ing, such as the ornate "butterfly dress," which re~ The part of the exhibit that is visiting the university grants began arriving in 17 63. enced the development of America's own culture. ceived its name because of its wing-like sleeves. is a visual depiction of the Filipino culture, the different In conjunction with the exhibit, the museum will also The museum's contribution to the exhibit will be Although the exhibit will be on display by Apri16, a paths that Filipinos took to the United States and the show several screenings of a film called "Filipino­ primarily tools and weapons from various Philippine reception in honor of its opening will be held at 1 p.m; encounters that they had while establishing themselves Americans: Discovering their Past for the Future." The societies, including several artifacts from the Igorots April 9 in the museum. The reception is for invited once they arrived here. Primarily composed of photo­ movie, which will play at 12:30 p.m. and 7 p.m. April dating back to the late 19th century. Also featured in the guests, but Hancock encourages any interested stu~ graphs, the exhibit will demonstrate what adaptations 14 and again at 2 p.m Apri124 in the museum class- exhibit will be traditional examples of Filipino cloth- den~s to attend. · Studio Series presents Placebo

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By Kelly Williams at D.C. stoPj Anothernotable performance was senior Contributing Reporter Drew Droege's pmtrayal of Margaret's doctor, providing comic relief to this in­ By Pollyanna Rhee Old Gold and Black Reviewer ,. The fourth installment of the Studio Se­ $• tensely tragic play. Page's fluid direction ·='..., ries, presented by student directors, took combined with senior Kyle Haden's sim­ ·~ place March 29 and 30 in the Ring Theater. plistic set design, allowed the actors to "A friend in need is a friend indeed/A Senior Elizabeth Page presented the first move seamlessly between locations and friend with weed is better." The openmg act of Honor Moore's Mourning Pictures, focused the audience's attention on the lines to Placebo's .. Pure Moming," tf!.e and senior Megan Cramer directed Anton emotional content of the play. band's first hit in the United States along Chekhov's The Bear. Chekhov'samusing farce, The Bear, pre­ with frontmanBrian Maiko's Bowiesqu~ Mourning Pictures is a sentimental ac­ sents the first encow1ter ofa widow (played mix of glamour and androgyny haye count of a family's battle to deal with can­ by senior Catherine Justice), who has forced brought a whole new group of sub-Got6 cer as it ravages the body of their mother, herself into isolation for many years fol­ and glittery adolescents out ofthe wo®: Maggie, played by sophomore Corrine lowing her husband's death, and a land­ Sophomore Nick Kinder and senior Catherine Justice rehearse for The Bear, a work. At least, that's what their Marth Zadick. The piece moves from the discov­ owner (played by senior Jeff Schoenheit), play directed by senior Megan Cramer as part of the Studio Series. 20 show at Washington, D.C.'s Night; ery of the cancer to the treatment and emo­ who has come to collect a debt owed to him of the actors and moments of seemingly visitor through, at first, subtle gestures and club 9:30 in support of Stabbing West• tional distress of dealing with the disease, by her late husband. contradictory staging, most notably when facial expressions that finally burst forth ward seemed to suggest. · ~: culminating in the tragic realization of cer­ This short play, described by Chekhov as Schoenheit's character vows to defeat the into full body physical comedy, as he cow­ As I stood outside the club waiting fot tain death. Sophomore Sana Tatoyan played "a joke in one act," details the improbable widow atier having fallen face-first onto ers on the floor at the sound ofSchoenheit's the rude lady to give me my passes, I f¢lt Maggie's metropolitan daughter, empha­ love that overwhelms these two characters the floor. voice. oddly out of place in my white T-sh!ri sizing the character's conflict between the even after an enthusiastic quarrel over the Sophomore Nick Kinder portrayed Luka, The Studio Series will continue with the and corduroys in the midst of black; devotion to her mother and her selfish de­ unresolved debt. Cramer captured the story's the widow's servant, and demonstrated presentation of three one-act plays April26 fetish clad Siouxsie and Peter Murp~y sires to return to her adult life. ludicrousness through the physical antics Luka's discontent with this ungentlemanly and April27. wannabes. It's at times like these whenl tell myself that I've been listening tq Placebo since high school unlike tbe MTV kids near me who heard "the weed song" a few months back. ·: : My friend and I went upstairs to watCh Young director exposes social-gender conflicts the show from the balcony and founq ourselves with the unbelievable luck.Df reminds one ofMamet' s harshest male char­ only means ofcommunication between men standing next to a highly obnoxious Sta'P: By Rad Hallman acters. and woman, and he constantly analyzes bing Westward fan who apparenH~ Old Gold and Black Reviewer LaBute believes this eternal gender However, \vhat makes LaBute' s first film every aspect of relationships, much to the loathes Placebo. He spent the entire set misunderstanding is rooted in good is the way he slightly caricatures his annoyance of every woman he sleeps with. saying that the band should just pl~y Along with Wes Anderson, Neil LaBute bitterness, and the characters he characters so they can illicit a guilty laugh Aaron Eckhardt makes an appearance as a their hit and get off the stage and break; is one of the most important young direc­ from the audience rather than causing ev­ character that is a full-tum away from Chad ing into his own version of"Pure Mom• tors in America cinema. His two films, In creates are a study in cruelty and eryone to walk out of the theater. LaBute in In the Company ofMen. He is a married, ing." In an amazing show of self-cqp: the Company ofMen and Your Friends & misogyny that are somehow does not empathize with these characters and impotent, man who gets the most plea­ trol, I merely bit my tongue instead gi~ Neighbors are wholly engaging, original endearing even while they are in the completely. He does not present them as sure from himself, wink wink. Jason Patrie ing into my urge to tell the man off. ; • works that seem to be a sort ~f cross be­ heroes as Mamet often presents his most plays the requisite sicko in this film as the Starting with a couple songs from theli tween Woody Allen and Davia Mamet. midst of doing despicable deeds. despicable characters. LaBute seems closer sex-obsessed gynecologist. most recent album, Without You I'frll In both of these films, LaBute explores .... ------~·,--~-­ to Allen in that he seems to be presenting Your Friends & Neighbors adds another Nothing, they executed the songs with the canyon of miscommunication that ex­ his own male self, in its worst aspects, on dimension to LaBute' s paradigm by having precision and a quiet but very intense ists between men and women. Unlike Allen, desperate woman. They would then both screen in order to understand himself. women who are equally bile-ridden and emotion that is fitting for the band'§ LaBute believes this eternal gender misun­ ask the woman out until they are playing LaBute's second effort, Your Friends & spiteful as the men present in the story. songs. : .. derstanding is rooted in bitterness, and the her between them, with her not knowing Neighbors, continues to explore the sexual Where as In tlze Company (!{Men may have The band said little between son~ characters he creates are a study in cruelty their connection the entire time. They find gulf between men and women. In this film, led some people to believe that LaBute is but there were moments of Brian's pro~ and misogyny th~t are somehow endearing this woman who just happens to be deaf, LaBute comes closer to mirroring Allen's the ultimate misogynist, his second film vocative humor coming through. As tb-e even while they are in the midst of doing and it only gets more twisted from there. narrative style in a Manhattan-esque film in makes it clear that he is exploring both sides band was about to begin the second ~r despicable deeds. In this exceptionally written script, Chad which six people become interconnected of the relational quandary that has vexed third song, a fan threw a rather large In the Company ofMen tells the story of is one ofthe most amoral protagonists cre­ through relationships, lies and deception. hwnanity for centuries. teddy bear wearing panties at Brian wn9 . . two businessmen, Chad (Aaron Eckhart) ated in recent cinema. Rather than apolo­ Unlike Allen, though, LaBute is harsher Catherine Keenerplays Stiller's girlfriend commented on the cuteness of the Ut~ ' ' . and Howard (Matt Malloy), who are on a gize for this personality with a weak char­ toward his characters. Every relationship who finally gets sick of his constant talking dergannents and added, "I hope tltet six-week assignment to an mmamed city acter shift in some sort of remorseful end­ has changed, but each person is still wal­ and leaves him for another woman (Natassja aren't clean.'' •. for an unnamed corporation. When they ing, LaBute presents him as a man who lowing in the mire of their individual im­ Kinski). If only for the fact that I haven't Jis; arrive, Chad decides that this situation of­ takes down }Vhoever he needs to in order to moralities. Amy Brenneman's characters is tened to all oft heir last album and didu'1 fers the perfect opportunity to take their get ahead. The ways Chad romances the This film has six characters who are never Eckhardt's wife who is desperately strug­ know some of the songs I thought ~t revenge on all the women who have screwed woman who is the object ofbis sick game is specifically referred to by name but each gling to free herself from the stifling net of band was at its absolute best perfonn!Mg them over in the past. Chad's warped plan truly evil when placed in contrast to other represent an attitude toward sex. Ben hi~ges upo_n H_o~ard and him meeting some ~cenes where his blunt, chauvinist language Stiller's character seems to think s~x is the See LaBute, Page 66 ' See Placebb, Page 96 ' I Old Gold and Black Arts &Eritertalnment • Deac:

Placebo No.1 i j ...... Reeves. <- is weak link in Matrix Continued from Page 85 . . By Brian Rajski action overdrive where the stylized fight­ ' .. U-Wire Once the matrix is revealed, the film ing lasts far too long and the sub-plots songs from their eponymous debut album. '.···· ' ..... quickly goes downhill. It shifts become more than a nuisance . Songs such as "Bionic" and "36 Degrees" ~'!ijow would you know the difference Besides the overdose on action, the were brilliant in their execution. The crowd . tween the dream world and the real gears into action overdrive where other weak link in the film is, of course, seemed to enjoy songs from Without You !Jorld?:' That's the question The Matrix the stylized fighting lasts far too Reeves. Reeves has little dialogue be­ more than their current singles. "Every You, ~~~IttakestheparanoiaofThe Truman long and the sub-plots become yond ''whoa," which is a blessing. But the. Every Me" and "You Don't Care About Us" ~?pw into the realm of computers and stylized action sequences require the agil­ got a few more cheers than the older songs. reality. y.-rt\1~1 more than a nuisance. ity and grace of a dancer or someone like Overall, their glamorous, yet edgy songs L·, K~anu Reeves plays Neo, a respectable Brandon Lee. won just about all of the crowd over. t?~~uterprogrammer by day and hacker The directors can speed up the film so The set ended with a great version of"Pure _Y mght. Neo's monotonous existence won't come close to guessing. Reeves looks quick, but his arms still flail Morning" that was met with many screams suddenly changes when the governrnent The first hour of The Matrix is a mind­ around as if'barely attached and he al­ ofdelight from the crowd. Like the rest ofthe ~~ a hacker-terrorist named Morpheus altering experience as you dive into the ways seems on the verge of tripping over set, they played wonderfully and surpassed · ~l~yed by Laurence Fishburne) both take depths of reality and fantasy with Neo. his own feet. the skill displayed on their album. an mterest in him. The directors avoid most of the sci-fi The Matrix initially blazes its own sci­ We stayed for about 11n hour of Stabbing : .. After a run-in with governrnentagents, cliches and use the Australian setting to fi niche so powerfully that even though it Westward's set, ·but by that time we were Neo meets the legendary Morpheus face­ create a dark, gothic look that avoids doesn't completely escape the pit-falls of exhausted from the drive toW ashington D.C. (e~ace. Morpheus offers him a chance to leeching off Blade Runner. Although its genre, it points in a new direction to be and neither of us really liked the band either, · fut.~out what the mysterious matrix is, drenched in special effects, they create explored in a few centuries after the Star · so we left the crowd·surfing Stabbing West­ ~~t warns him that after the experience he most of the suspense and excitement Wars mania dies out. ward fans to enjoy the rest of the night. The · wtn never be the same. Little else can be though an innovative and intelligent plot long drive to see a band play for 35 minutes s~bout the plot without giving away that will satisfy even the sci-fi skeptic. Brian Rajski writes for The Daily Utah inay not seem to be worth the trouble, but '!fi~ the matrix is, but the Wachowski Once the matrix is revealed, the film Chronicle, the student newspaper of the Placebo opened up for Stabbing West· Placebo's live accomplishments made the \lrOthers have come up with an idea you quickly goes downhill. It shifts gears into University of Utah. ward last week at the Nightclub 9:30. drive, and long drive home, worth it all.

men and women closer together, usu- · Schumann's Ward LaBute In his two films, he presents ally leaves both people feeling more pem a world that is shocking, but alone. By Ken Perkins and Matt Nimchek Continued from Page 85 LaBute's vision is sad because the also incredibly sad because characters who take the leap in his her husband's self-pity. it is very similar to, if not a films and try to make a lasting bond · · ·,'In his two films, he presents a mirror-image of, modern with another person are the one's who OiONr MA1t At.ID ~ ~£" wo'rld that is shocking, but also end up most alone. 'tb-' N~ · 1-\el 012 incredibly sad because it is very society. The image ofHoward in/n the Com­ A bon~ simi)ar to, if not a mirror-image of, pany ofMen screaming at the top ofhis ~entir-tG? By Suzanne: the modern society that we are a lungs and having the woman he is NewsEa par(of. infuriate the audience to gain atten­ screaming at hear nothing is the epitome · "LaBute is not a shock director tion for himself. of LaBute' s vision and demonstrates While debates con along the lines of Cronenberg or The most disturbing paradox why he should be considered an impor­ act guidelines of off. Solondz. This is made apparent by present in LaBate's two films is that tant cinematic and human force in students wishing tc the' fact that he is not attempting to the one thing, sex, that should bring modem art. family dwellings c gates can give a sigl I _. When asked whet! by Phil Flickinger ([email protected]) live in off-campus r------~----~~ Carson, the directo :Vou'R!O AtTUALL'{ I'M TAKING A SUSKI Atll> A NE.VER UNilER·I WW., BLT«E, 111Nl6HT'S "fJJE NIGil'l' Life and Housing Sl GOIHG OUT OH It GIJtJ. I M£'1" F~«rl~ FILM ?I ESTIMATE ME B&F:N. • • tHTER&STING-. ONLV GEiS be some allowances ·MrE, J~! I'M LAST WEEK 01n' Vou•ve GOT MoRE , •• l'M FULL. I NEVER 'lliOlA&KI" OF eemR! x This news calms 'PR.C!UP rE YllU !' CLASS TH.W I OF SU2PR!Se5. SWA~LOWING GOI.WISH HOI'E i(OU fears ofextremerestri /rr A F~ PARTY AS ~on

remedy for childbirth. Part of the Year and Simon Pure. Aprll7: Gomez with See Off-campus, ON CAMPUS of Globalization and Diversity Foreign Mojave. Film Festival. Where: 300 E. Main St., Carrboro EXhibits When: 7:30p.m. April26 Info: (919) 967-9053 ' .. Where: Pugh Auditorium Info: Free Ziggy's. April2: The Jerry Garcia ~apuhay, Phlllplnas: An Exhibit of Band. $12. Aprll3: Robert Earl Keen. Deb~ FJIIplno and Filipino-American $15. April14: Strangefolk. $5. April15: Culture." The exhibit includes a Music Pat McGee. $5. collection of Filipino artifacts, Where: 433 Baity St. Green, Rho weapons, tools and clothing, as well Senior Recital. Holly Miller, a senior Info: 748·1 064 as photos documenting the path that Presidential Scholar in soprano voice, By Lee Am filipino-Americans took as they will perform a recital showcasing her Kevin Connolly. ABoston-area Contributi traveled to the US. talent. songwriter with a folk sound that has Wnen: April6- May 18 When: 2 p.m. April10 been compared to Van Morrison by Where: Museum of Anthropology Where: Brendle Recital Hall Folkroots magazine. The 53rd Nationa J~f9l Free. Ext. 5282 Info: Free When: 8 p.m. April2 Crossword Puzzle "Happy Easter' By Laura O'Connor was held March 2· ' . Where: Thornbury Coffee & Tea Co., University in Detrc Secrest Artists Series. Acclaimed 1420 West First St. ment is the most pr lecture British actress Claire Bloom will Info: $9 Across in debate. perform a one-woman show, "Portraits Teams must qual beli hooks. Aleading black feminist of Shakespeare's Women." The event 1. Holiday on April 4th pate, much like th1 Writer will speak about love, race and will finish up Secrest season. Lecture Seventy-eight of tb d_bmination in our society. 6. Abbr. for second When: 8 p.m. April10 teams qualified fort When: 5 p.m. April6 Where: Brendle Recital Hall Slide Lecture: Writer Frank Levering 8. A spiritual guide for Hindus Where: Pugh Auditorium Info: Free for students. Ext. 5757 will discuss a recent trip to Mt. Everest 9. Seize three of them repres lRf~:-Free with accompanying photos. The three teams c 10. Asplit, a separation Justin Green and C When: 8 p.m. April 7 13. Wake's athletic conference Mlod, Culture, and Behavior: Theater Where: The Reynolda House Museum niors; Emma FilstJ OIScllsslons on the Interplay of of American Art 14. The motion that a bunny makes junior and a sopho1 sOcial and Evolutionary Processes. Main Stage. Closer Than Ever, a Info: $2 15. Common car model on campus JarrodAtchisonanc l]lr~e psychology professors from musical review by Maltby & Shire. 16. Common preposition These students, · val'lous universities will speak about Directed by Cynthia Gendrich Fall of Freedom. Author Michael 18. Abbr. for high school Ross Smith and di When: 7:30 p.m. March 29 and 4:30 how human behavior and culture can Phillips discusses his fictional account 19. 1st card in a deck helped the universi pe:~xplained in terms ~f social p.m. March 30 of the not·so·distant future of Santa Fe, proqsses or as evolutionary Where: Scales Fine Arts Center New Mexico, where ruthless villains plot 21. Common greeting ad~ptations. Info: $2 against the country. 22. The red teletubby's name Whe,il: 9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. April1 0 When: 7 p.m. April 8 23. Rabbit Where: Benson University Center 401 Other Where: Barnes and Noble, 1925 24._toJoy iofo;,Free for students, faculty and Hampton Inn Court 26. Person who creates these 13ta,Jf. $10 for anyone else. Ext. 5750 Info: Free Ban~ The Dating Game: The Alpha Kappa puzzles Alpha Inc. sorority will produce a Dried Delicacies. Craig Mauney, of the 28. Extraterrestrial version of The Dating Game with Forsyth County Extension Service 29. Turf, patch of grass Co11 contestants from the university and discusses and demonstrates techniques 31. Another preposition saving Private Ryan. U.S. soldiers in various other local colleges and for dl)'ing fruits, vegetables and other 32. Lutinizing hormone The university's World War II attempt to rescue their universities. home·grown items. Samples will be When: 6:00 p.m. AprilS 33. Found in Easter baskets an extraordinary c coilmide, paratrooper Private Ryan, given. marching band at who is stationed behind enemy lines. Where: Shorty's When: 7 p.m. April14 35. A New York baseball team Sparks, has ~I~e1 ~he.I!: 7 and 1o P:m·. April2-4 Info: Free Where: Barnes and Noble, 1925 Where: Pugh Aud1tonum Hampton Inn Court 17. Where many people go on Solution to Last Puzzle Rio de Janerro m Down· championship. Sp~ iQto;,$2 Info: Free \ Easter ELSEWHERE \ 18. What you do with colored eggs bers from all nine . tPe Third Man. Orson Welles is a an "ACC Millenni criminal hiding out in post- World War Music 1. ~cts hidden on Easter 20. Genetic map Right now, the jr Vienna Joseph Cotten is his best Concerts ·2. Gola symbol 21. See #12 mately $2200 per menG who must tum him in. Magic & Music. Conductor Robert 3. Abbr. for senior 23. Chicago's team hoping that the adn W.h'efl: 6:30 p.m. April7 Cat's Cradle. Tonight: Mandorico Gutter will lead the Philharmonia of 4. Easter flower 25. French for "summer" ' ' · They hope to avo yJJtere: Pugh Auditorium with Platinum Heavyweights. Aprll2: Greensboro in performances of 5. To wander aimlessly 27. _ & cranny money through sp1 I!Jfo:lree Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire with mystically·themed pieces by composers 6. Green stuff found in baskets 29. Student to Student The coordinator: Countdown Quartet. Aprll3: Reggae such as Berlioz, Respighi and r~ Dona Fire I Ayoung man working Sunsplash featuring Sunfire, Mills & Stravinsky . 7. Symbolic Easter animal 30. Used to color eggs students from each in.'tylali's Ministl)' of Rivers and Steel and Sons of Steel. April 5: The When: 4:00p.m. April10 9. Creme Eggs Company 31. Morning the trip will be mt Forests brings modem resource Jeriy Garcia Band. $121$14. April&: Where: Dana Auditorium, 5800 W. 11. What eggs are made of 34. Abbr. for street choose to particip rnaragement techniques to villages Habitat for Humanity Benefit featuring Friendly Ave., Greensboro Park, Md., in mid· 12. Santa's favorite exclamation 36. Container commonly found on • apd ~esearFhes an ancien~.herb~l Quintessential, Vecordia, Human Flys Info: 373·2549 , 1 ,--....:._. ~. ~··· ' __ -~J6_, Atvoe of dance_. !:~~ . - . . . . -- ...... Easter _\ .