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Volume 15, No. 9 YORK COLLEGE OF THE CITY UNIVERSITY OF NEW YORK JAMAICA. QUEENS Monday, November 10,1975 Association Repeals Stipends | Slashed Budget Rejected)

by Kathy O'Neill by Lisa Dawn Grossfeld Collegiate participants were The York College Association Faculty and administration concerned with the broader met for the third time this were faced with the immediate issues that consolidation might semester, last Wednesday, task of uniting themselves with lead to. They deemed it October 29th. Association students to oppose the Board of necessary to look into the future Chairman (and Treasurer of Higher Education's resolution on with regard to the possible and York's student government) the agenda for the BHE's probable consequences of Eugene Delgaudio, Jr. opened October 27th meeting. The consolidation. Students, faculty, the meeting at 4:05 P.M. in the action took place at the Board's and Administration felt it was a President's Conference Room in meeting room at 535 E. 80th definite stepping stone to end the Main Building. St., as a massive college protest open enrollment, maintenance One of the first items on the raged outside, organized by the of free tuition, programs such as agenda was a resolution University Student Senate "and SEEK (Search for Education, formulated in the Student the Professional Staff Contress Elevation, and Knowledge), and Government Executive session (PSC). The resolution scheduled the closing of city colleges. before the Association met that Chancellor Kibbee to prepare for Board Chairman Giardino day. This resolution dealt with appropriate consolidation with tried to silence all attempts to the repeal of the stipends the objective of eliminating discuss these broader issues, (financial remuneration for programs with small enrollment, saying they were not relevant to Club Council Chairwoman Diane Haylock smiles after Association limited job opportunities, or various expenses incurred while stipend vote. Ms. Haylock is also a member of the York College the narrow wording of the programs that might be serving in official capacities) Association, Inc. and she joined the unanimous vote to repeal the resolution. duplicative. allocated from student measure passed at the earlier October meeting. It was the first time in In defense of the speaker's Association history that three meetings were held in the same month. government funds to student The resolution stipulated the particular colleges, in front of (Photo by Brian Graziano) officers, at the first Association Chancellor submit as many the very group that would meeting of the semester, last $3,901.00 budget. If the in the college newspaper, pfogram consolidations as may probably decide the college's October 15th. That resolution stipends had continued, "the Pandora's Box, and the York be "educationally feasible," to fate at a later date, Giardino told had passed with a tie-breaking deficit would have been brought College Student Government. the Board by November 17th, students the resolution was to vote, cast by Association about by an anticipated shortfall for implementation by the It was the consensus of the consolidate programs not chairman Delgaudio. The vote to in registration fees next Spring semester. Association that students should colleges. repeal the student stipends semester," according to the Professor Morton Fine, Dr. be given academic consideration Joyce Atkinson, one of the passed unanimously. Association's first student Miriam Schneider (Health for their work in helping to student speakers representing Professor Robert Ryley of the chairman, Eugene Delgaudio. Education), Dr. Ivan Kusinitz, make York a better environment York College, feared the English Department, a faculty Other arguments in calling for and Ms. Teresa Rizzitiello in which to learn in, and the devastating chain of reactions if member of the York College the repeal of stipends was that a (Physical Education) were student members of the the consolidation resolution was Association, Inc., joined Deans disproportionate share of the among the faculty representative Association will meet later this passed. She predicted that some Bodi, Stern, Levantino and student government budget of York, along with students semester, with Dean Stern and of the consequences would be Horchler; student members (of would be "consumed" by actively participating against Student Activities Coordinator the closing of York .and other the Association) Eugene stipend expenditures, and the unreasonable demands further Arleen Scheiner, to compose a city colleges: Delgaudio, Lucy DeSiena, Mary questioned necessity for budget cuts might cause. Dean package to be given to the -Those students who pursue Lewis, Diane Hay lock, Matthew advancing student leaders Lewis Bodi represented the college Senate's Curriculum their educational efforts and are Hunter, Bernard Tittman, and additional spending power, Administration. (Continued on page 3) Committee. Student Activities Coordinator without providing additional Arleen Schreiner in participating safeguards. The meeting neared an end in the discussion before and Dean of Students Daniel Stern after questions about certain after the vote on the stipend led the discussion following the prices in the new cafeteria were repeal. The resolution, repeal vote, addressing himself resolved, and a motion to introduced by Student Body to the need for students to combine the 1975 and 1976 President Mary Lewis, was possibly receive academic credit yearbooks was the last generally regarded as a move to for involvement in student resolution before the motion to avoid a projected deficit in the activities. Examples of student adjourn was made. Both York Student Government's activities included being involved resolutions passed.

INSIDE THIS ISSUE OF PANDORA'S BOX Letters to the Editor page 2 & 4 Faculty Union Calls for "Unity" page 3 Freshman Fair Coverage page 5 Reviews page 5.7 Professional/Grad School Dates .' .page 7 Club and Yearbook Ads page 9 Dean of Academic Affairs Lewis Bodi attended the BHE board meet- sPorts page 11-12 ing last Oct. 27th representing the Administration. He witnessed testimony from several York students. (Photo by Brian Graziano) Page 2 PANDORA'S BOX November 10, 1975

PANDORA'S BOX LETTERS TO

Eugene Delgaudio, Jr. Editor-in-chief THE EDITOR

Axel Schirrmacher .Managing Editor Craig Robertson News Editor Bernard Tittman Feature Editor

Lisa Dawn Grossfeld Copy Editor Gary'Polovsky Arts Editor Richard Raczkowski Photography Editor Dewey Frechette Sports Editor O'Neil Attacked women's domicile, after periods, excessive working hours marriage, will be that of her own and maternity leaves. The author Pandora's reporters, writers, etc.: Gary Babyatzky, Eli Dear Editors: choosing." Are you unaware seems to see this as only Berkowitz, Steve Berman, Derek Bunyan, Tricia Carter, It is unfortunate that you that women already have this favorable for women; however Michael Goldberg, Raymond Hughes, Jack Katzanek, have misled the voting public in right? weighlifting restrictions limit the regards to the Equal Rights You talk about misleading the types and numbers of jobs Stephen Klein, Danny Leon, Mary Lewis, Alvin Lucas, Amendment. In an effort to Thomas Macys, Maureen Mooney, Barbara Moultree, voting public, and that is women can hold, rest periods alleviate misconceptions and to exactly what you've done. and excessive working hours Roberta Morris, Kathy O'Neil, Edward Reilly, Jay Rise, offer an intelligent and informed Your statement that the ERA (well to the best of my Terry Robinson, Steven Rund, Rosolyn Squire,Martin Stein, picture of the ERA. I did some would not affect the draft knowledge the I.L.G.W.U. has Jonathan Yarde, Brian Graziano, Kerry O'Brien. research before writing. With because it would not be under taken care of this already and this in mind I wondered where Federal Law is true. However, there is nothing to worry about) Ms. O'Neil got her information you failed to infoim your and maternity laws have always for her article of opposition. The readers that the Assembly & been used to deny women Pandora's Box welcomes your comments, in the form of six "facts" she stated were all State Senate have passed the promotion and jobs. letters to the editor or written opinions. Submitted copy or lies. I found that disturbing. Federal ERA. If 4 more states Certainly is is important to have Male and female athletic letters must be typed and signed in full. Names of authors pass it, the ERA will become teams are hardly threatened by opposing viewpoints but at the Federal Law. Congress has will be withheld on request. We will try to publish as many expense of honest journalism? the establishment of the E.R.A. always had the power to draft Perhaps if women are entitled different opinions on a variety of subjects as space allows. As editors, shouldn't you have women, but never has. If the been aware that the factual to become equal citizens the Address your comments to Pandora's Box, c/o the Editor, ERA goes into effect, it will be laws will change, and laws 150-14 Jamaica Avenue, Jamaica, Queens, N.Y., 11451. aspect of the two articles were mandatory. No civilized country incongruous and that one of us protecting women from sex Our office is Room 420 E in the Main Building at York does this, not even Israel which crimes will be enhanced. Right was misrepresenting the issue? has a manpower shortage. College. Phones: (212)9694326-7. Shouldn't you have then done now they are hardly something some research of your own in In response to your letter Ms. to rave about. And finally Ms. order to discriminate? Staiano, I can only ask you again O'Neil in dealing with your first Pandora's Box is the official student newspaper at York your own question. Where did harmful measure of the E.R.A. no College, now published weekly. Editorial comments reflect Sincerely, you get the information for your one is going to make you piss with the views of authors and not necessarily of the editorial Vilma C. Staiano article? anyone you don't want to. board or the staff. Pandora's Box is a member of the Al- Sincerely With love ternative News Service, Free Campus News Service, Human Kathy O'Neil Mike Jacobs Defense! P.S. Are men allowed to say Events, Inter-collegiate Press, Pyongyang Times and the "Ms." Staiano, love??? Dingbat Service. One of us is certainly misinterpreting the issue, and Pro-ERA Again Deadline for Next Edition: since my article is researched "Dangerous' Today, Monday, November 10th, 1975 and backed up with facts, the Dear Editor: mishandling of material must be I read the viewpoint by Kathy for publication . Dear Editor, on your part. O'Neill in the October 27 issue I find myself in a dangerous November 17th According to the Law of this paper with sadness; both situation attempting to make the Not responsible for typographical errors beyond the cost of the Revisions Comm. the ERA will for her statements and for the left turn into New York Blvd. space occupied. be affecting 732 laws, not 200 as pathetic state her mind is in. from Liberty Avenue. At 8:30 in stated in your article. You said To make the assumption that the morning getting into the Not responsible for the claims made in printed advertisements. that the ERA will not force the E.R.A. will distort the lives York College parking lot with husband or wife to support a of woman throughout the oncoming traffic bearing down is Back copies of Pandora's Box are available in the York fimly nor contribute equally to a country reflects first, an risky business. College Library and, with editorial permission, from the household. In Maryland, 6 bills optimistic view of the ability of This problem could be for equality in family support this government to affect and Pandora's Box office. resolved if a green arrow were immediately followed the carry out laws, as well as installed on the existing light, passage of the State ERA. secondly the fact that all women permitting drivers to make the In Colorado, 5 homosexual will be forced to live by the turn safely. couples have legally been dictates of the E.R.A. Sincerely yours, married because of the State The E.R.A. isn't going to Phyllis Domfort ERA, yet you seem to believe yank women out of their homes; that the law will have a diff. effect for those who choose to be the on N.Y. state laws. slaves of their indoctrination and No Tuition Pandora'sPreamble How can you state that men are going to remain in their segregation by sex will still be "safe and secure" lifestyles no Dear Editor, present in prisons, hospitals, matter what law is passed. The last few days and weeks The student press is a valuable aid in establishing and maintaining an bathrooms, etc., but the However the E.R.A. will present have witnessed the rebirth of a possible channel for women to atmosphere of free and responsible discussion and of intellectual facilities will be of equivalent student protest on a scale unseen quality? Most states that have escape the situation they're since the 1960's. Thousands of exploration on the campus. In the delegation of editorial responsi- ratified the ERA have outlawed faced with now. CUNY students have bility to students the college must provide editorial freedom and separate facilities, and Maryland O'Neil defines harm in a participated in strikes, rallies, financial autonomy to the extent possible so that the student press has 7 bills to eliminate separate rather peculiar way: the picket lines and other forms of may develop and maintain its integrity of purpose as a vehicle for jail and correctional house possibility of the draft could be protest. The slogan "No j free inquiry and free expression in the academic community. At the accommodations for men and harmful to "girls" and "mothers Tuition" has reverberated women. Male & female criminals with small children" do men throughout the CUNY system.. 'same time the editorial freedom of student editors and managers of all ages must be integrated have the sole right to be dragged Though the protests are not yet entails corollary responsibilities to be governed by the canons of with no provisions made for away to war? Boys and fathers over, we must begin to analyze responsible journalism such as the avoidance of libel, indecency, separate sleeping or bathroom with "small children" are also the results of these actions and undocumented allegations, attacks on personal integrity and the facilities. affected by this. plan for the future. techniques of harrassment and inuendo. You have stated that "with The invalidation of protective the 'passage of the E.R.A., a laws regulating weightlifting, rest (Continued on page 4)' November 10, 1975 PANDORA'S BOX Page 3 Faculty Union Calk for Unity On "State Windfall Profits" And Decry Colleagues9 Apathy

by Eugene Delgaudio, Jr. they mean to York), and has also the York faculty and students covered student and must be extremely vigilant in In the past few weeks, students administration efforts to avoid preserving their rights as at this four-year senior college of additional cuts in York's budget. individuals and as a class of the C.U.N.Y. system have The PSC, according to advance people with similar educational witnessed the ability of its copy of their union newsletter interests." student government to organize received by Pandora's Box will The PSC is asking both students effectively and quickly against not "lay aside in abeyance our and faculty to report to any the budget cuts, aimed at unique responsibility to the member of the local PSC "consolidating" or postponing faculty and students of York Executive Board or Grievance York College's future College, to their academic Committee "any discrepancies in development as a truly unique environment and to their policy and/or actions" that are institution in the Queens individual fulfillment as students, not in conformity with past community. teachers and scholars. It cannot practices as stated in the Pandora's Box lias become one be asked of us (PSC & faculty) to PSC/BHE Agreement of of the many ''vehicles" used by take a merely budgetary 1972-1975. the student government, prospective." Going further, they students, and increasingly by go on to say: "As polyannic as it may sound, there is a humane every othei sector on campus that atmosphere that we are interested Commenting on the adversary makes up the college. relationship between the faculty and the administration, Prof. Ranis (Pol. Sci., and Vice-chairperson of the PSC) stated, "let us not forget that they too (the administration) are given onerous edicts from the central board with which they are not in complete sympathy. Thus we wish that . . . the administration work with us, the unionized faculty or York, in Student Activities Coordinator Arleen Schreiner (above) will be help- concert, openly and genuinely to ing student government draft a proposal to the college curriculum Prof. Peter Ranis, (pictured here at the old Queensborough campus), preserve the educational committee this semester to give academic credit to students who are wants York student groups to help out in calling for action on the State standards and environment at active with student activities. She agrees with Prof. Peter Ranis (see to give CUNY S60-million in windfall funds. article this page) that York's senators are becoming "more appro- York College." priate," and goes a step further in saying "the student leadership this "With two likely decisions in year is the best we (York) have ever had." Students have organized and it in preserving . . . (and) if no the PSC's favor by the N.Y. State (Photo by Brian Graziano) has been said after the past two minimum line is drawn, what we Supreme Court an eventual (Continued from page 1) rallies that "there is an apathy are preserving eventually may CUNY strike will be exempt from among the faculty in general" as well not be worth preserving." the Taylor Law strike penalties accepted in other CUNY colleges far as coming forth to help save Carefully outlining their since the BHE has been will receive an education of far Allied Health and Technology. C.U.N.Y. There have been approach to the city crisis, York's negotiating in bad faith. We are inferior quality directly due to There was no mention of Health exceptions to this (witness the Professional Staff Congress (the not exempt from such penalties the massive overcrowding. Education as many majors in showing from student faculty union) has announced at the moment." —Those students who are not this field had first thought there development End several other that "Officially and legally the "In addition unless we work accepted and/or give up, will would be. departments) but even Prof. Peter faculty are still functioning at with the BHE at restoring the join the ever increasing ranks of It takes a majority of six on Ranis (Pol. S:i.) has no kind York under the old contract but state wind-fall funds of over $60 the unemployed or welfare rolls. the ten member board to pass a words for the "40% of York in this 'Alice in Wonderland' million dollars, we can expect the Another of her main concerns measure. The governing board of faculty" who "freeload." atmosphere of the chronological dehabilitating possibility of the was to show York was the City University of New York backbone of movement to Forthwith, Pandora's Box has expiration of the old contract and elimination of many upper (CUNY) defeated the resolution improve Jamaica and work with 3 to 3 with three board members interviewed key faculty members BHE intransigence on collectively division courses, the the community. The benefits of absent, and the chairman not on the budget crisis (and what bargaining with us on a new one, consolidation of programs, the college being available to the voting. departments and even colleges, immediate neighborhood, York the increases of jumbo-sized This resolution allows for an is unique. Examples of this can classes, the continual abysmal extension of time to deal with be illustrated: field work courses decline of available books and additional questions and broader in the Jamaica area, week-end issues of the resolution. The PSC periodicals in the library, not to classes, and adult education suggests that the student speak of staffing and availability programs. Stripped of its government along with the York of library to students and program, York will become an College Senate, have a faculty." empty shell. committee dealing with "The PSC is now mounting a Due to time pressures on the upcoming issues concerning the campaign to get back the part of BHE members, Ms. budget crisis. matching state funds for CUNY. Atkinson was unable to present The NYSAT-PSC arid the CUNY Attending students were the afore mentioned points. Student Senate will be working pleasantly surprised that the Giardino continued to urge current issue of consolidation together to restore the $60 speakers on the agenda to was defeated. Thanks to those million for the Spring 1976 withdraw their speech if their students and faculty who pulled semester. The big question will be The Josten Ring Company, which has senior rings (above) on display in message had been similarly together for the October 27th whether Big Mac and the the Science BIdg. Bookstore, is one company that "definitely will not presented. meeting; they have Financial Control Board will become the official college ring," according to Student Body President demonstrated that their input Mary Lewis, who was referring to the initial rough-house tactics that allow monies into the city over Questions were raised as to which disciplines might be was imperative, and that your Josten Co. used in obtaining entrance on campus last semester. Most which they have no control. elected student government officers agree with her. subject to consolidation. Health involvement is necessary to save (Photo by Richard Raczkowski) (Continued on page 4) fields were mentioned, including CUNY and York. Page 4 PANDORA'S BOX November 10, 1976 Faculty Calls For Unity!

(Continued from page 3) LETTERS TO However, we are confident that a strong political campaign that arouses the community (e.g., Jamaica), parents, students and THE EDITOR faculty will get that money back to CUNY." The Professional Staff Congress (Continued from page 2) make special arrangements for is asking York's Student The most obvious fact is that any student to receive tickets. Government, "as well as the student protests have not put a Lou Ann Tabano many student clubs (Political and Romanita Dumicich halt to tuition threats, cutbacks Science, Anthropology, 1BO, and layoffs at York and in the entire system. Indeed, the PRO, Sociology, Spanish, et.al) situation has worsened, to help mount a campaign aimed particularly for York students. Plus And Minus at recalcitrant state legislators Construction has been halted, who are sitting on those funds and in the light of an even Dear Editor: tighter money crunch, York As students are no doubt (apparently Governor Carey is might very well be consolidated aware, a plus-minus grading neutral and is waiting for with another school. Already, system was instituted at York legislative sentiment to persuade CUNY chancellor Robert Kibbee this term. When questioned last him to support the campaign)." term by a student senator about has proposed a plan that would In the absence of a CUNY-wide limit CUNY openings for where I stood on the as yet Arthur Marcus, the Executive Asst. to college president Milton Bassiii, students not coming straight out undecided issue of the mobilization on the windfall considers it "beneficial" to York, if our construction funds weie of their high school graduating plus-minus grading system, I funds, there will be dire restored, so that York can continue to help improve Jamaica com- classes. For example, students expressed some reservation as to munity. (Photo by Brian Graziano) with equivalency diplomas, the advantages of the new transfer students and older system. Upon voicing my Unity! consequences, of which the say "that the PSC has absolutely students. reservation, he offered an Kibbee Plan is only one. (A two no sympathy with the 40% of argument in favor of the new I would like to complement you The UNITED STUDENTS system. on a job well done. The Unity month payless furlough for York faculty "freeriding" and ORGANIZING COMMITTEE Fashion show on Friday, October faculty and a shutdown of the "freeloading" at a time when (USOC) newly formed York He held that when competing 31, 1975 was a delight. The disco school in the summer is being membership is so crucial to their College . Branch feels that for admittance to graduate that followed was well run and colleagues' academic freedom, students have been unable to the enthusiasm of the particip- rumored as one such plan. schools, a grading system and the preservation of an block these cutbacks because without plus-minus grades ants was apparent. Another immediate proposal is a they lack a permanent, placed some York students at a payless furlough in January, educational level with a minimum centralized, city-wide, student disadvantage. His argument was FRESHMAN FAIR geared to raise $25 million from standard of quality." run organization to lead the roughly as follows: Assume that I would like to thank the Student THE EXEC UTIVE struggle. lost faculty salaries.) a York student and a student in Organizations who participated The PSC chapter leadership has COMMITTEE - YORK The USOC intends to satisfy a school with a plus-minus in the Freshman Fair. It was a this need by organizing a union grading system are both being fund experience for all involved. pledged to keep abreast of future CHAPTER OF THE P.S.C. of students. Unionism is a considered for admittance by a A special thanks to Geneva Scott BHE meetings and to get that Chairperson Eugene Levin strategy that has worked in the graduate school. Only one of the and Diane Hay lock. information to the Student Vice-Chairperson Peter Ranis past, and can work now for two students will be_ admitted. Government leadership and Secretary Harriet Vinijs York and CUNY students. They have received many BLACK SOLIDARITY DAY Pandora's Box, vehicles that, Officers at Large William Loughlin You may have seen leaflets numerical grades similar to one Joy, Nece, and Geneva, Black being circulated around the another's in their respective Solidarity Day was a huge success Professor Ranis said, "seem to be Melvin Kornfel d school last week. The back of courses e.g. each received an 89 thanks to your hard work. From far more appropriate in striking Adolphus Frazicr the leaflet has a card which you average in the required course the comments I heard I am sure resonance than attempting to Michael Betancourt the student can sign in order to work of many of their respective many others agree with me. contact a York College faculty, GRIEVANCE COMMITTEE authorize the USOC to represent majors). All other material to be Arleen & Cedeno notoriously apathetic and passive Chairperson Melvin Kornfe id you in collective bargaining evaluated (e.g. letters of Schreiner relating to conditions at CUNY. recommendation) was similar. If given the present critical nature Michael Southwell Coordinator of Obtaining enough student all this were the case, then the of our situation." He went on to Ellen Min tz signatures is the only way that York student might not be Student Activities the USOC can be made a admitted on the basis of the legitimate, recognized bargaining only criterion left by which to force to defend students. judge (i.e. two transcripts; one Danny Leon with a majority of "B" grades, Viewpoint United Students the other a majority of "B" plus Organizing Committee grades). I later learned of the absence On Unfair Fare Increase Producers Respond of the "A" plus grade in the newly instituted grading system. by John V. Tatar the Green Bus Lines in South drive people away from mass Dear Editor: Is one to assume that students As producers of "Brecht on who have reached a high degree The fares, charged by six private Queens. This means that if you transit. Urban areas like New Brecht," we were disappointed of excellence deserve less of an bus companies operating in miss your bus you have a long York City desperately need to hear of the dissatisfaction of advantage than others when Brooklyn and Queens are due to wait until the next one arrives. improved mass transit; they co D. Stewart who was "not able" applying to graduate school? be increased by the Board of 2. Routes like the Green Bus not need more people driving (Perhaps in their case the to receive tickets for the Estimate on Thursday, Nov. 13. Lines have some of the oldest cars to avoid paying the high performances. However, the disadvantage is in competing for phone number and office hours a fellowship rather than The increase will raise the present equipment in use. I know that the prices of mass transportation. were printed on each poster and admittance.) If the proposed fares of 35^ if. >0^. Green Bus Lines have more than The only solution is for the ci :y evening students had the change in the grading systems I feel ve*y strongly that these fifty buses that are not air government to maintain the opportunity to call if they could was passed on the grounds of the conditioned. The windows are subsidies given to the private b as above mentioned argument, this companies do not deserve an not come to pick up tickets. We increase in the fares that they usually inoperable or are missing. companies so that they are able :o would have been glad to comply would seem to be the case. with any requests to mail or Josie Rosenblum charge. Here is why: 3. Most routes, except one or maintain this 35^ fare. It is only 1. The service they provide two, do not run after either 12 fair to the residents of Queens leaves much to be desired. Many midnight or after 1 pm. If you do and Brooklyn that the fares be routes have headways of 15 not own a car and you live in an maintained at 35^ because the minutes or longer. Also, on many area that does not have bus city does not provide us with routes during much of the day, service after one o'clock in the enough city-owned buses ard you will find only three or four morning, then you either walk thus provides us with less city buses operating on such routes as: home or try to find a cab. services than the rest of the Q21,Q21-A,Q35,Q37,Q^0and 4. A fare increase would not boroughs, especially in these Q-41. All of these are owned by raise revenues but would only times of heavy budget cuts. November 10,1975 PANDORA'S BOX Page 5 their performance at the Humanities Building. Speaking of her own club, Miss Haylock informed me that their next project will be a theater evening in December, featuring plays The Freshman... written by York Students. .Fair All black students have heard of IBO, right? Yes IBO, the by Jonathan Yarde the third Friday. Independent Black Organization, The function of the Health IBO has a membership of 30 Here I was in my junior year, Education Club, is not merely to by Craig Robertson Fair), really nice," commented going into the fair. I spoke to and I had never attended a give away free birth control Dean Daniel Stern (Student Nece Bryson, who told me that Freshman Fair, so when the third devices, but aims "to change The annual York College Development) between bites of they had recruited four new annual Freshman Fair came behavior towards health," said freshman fair was presented this his chocolate dessert. members, but she was not too along, I had to take the Pat Smith, acting vice president. October 29th in a festively Another big attraction was-the happy with the enrollment. opportunity to find out what it What happens when you have decorated Main Building lounge. Art Group. Here, club members was all about. an International Club whose "IBO should have one of the. Freshmen, as well as other embellished the hands, arms, or The action took place on members are mostly West students, faculty, and faces of willing participants with October 29th in the main lounge Indians? You form the Caribbean administration members wash-removable paint. and cafeteria. The place was jam Club. The club's president, squeezed their way through the "I love Koala bears, and I want packed, but I managed to fight Loretta Phillips said, "There are crowd to share the various club's one on my hand," stated Rick my way through the maddening many West Indians at York who offerings of food, music and Lustig, a student. crowd to speak to some of the want to get together. This is a way fellowship. Gena, a student with a freshly club officials. of expressing their culture and The Freshmen Fair is an event painted flower on her cheek, Joy is not the name of a new West Indian heritage." staged by many of York's student remarked, "It's nice, I like art, Broadway musical. It stands for One of the poorer clubs is the clubs to introduce freshmen to- flowers, and designs." Jesus Others and You. Hidalgo Dance Club. They received an and get them involved with-some The Asian Club also reported Ferreras, the club's president, allocation of only $700, all of of the school's activities. This brisk business: "We had two full said that Joy's function is "to which will be used toward one year, for the first time, an boxes of fortune cookies, and present Jesus in his relevance to performance sometime next additional night session was held now they're all gone!"exclaimed students and faculty at York." spring. Last year's performance for evening students. Maureen Mooney, one of the The club is open to all cost $1,000, mainly due to Each club used different tactics club's officials. Other ethnic denominations and meets during lighting expenses. The club's Geneva Scott (above) and Diane to attract newcomers. Free clubs offered their respective club hours in room 303G. advisor, Carol Sandvik, suggests Haylock helped stage the Fresh- offerings ranged from apples indigenous cuisines as freshman that York purchase its own man Fair. (Community Professional Pro- Tempted by a bowl of Candian (Photo by Paul Ferguson) bait. red delicious apples, I went over lighting for the Hillside Center as gram) to condoms "Health Dance enthusiasts were treated to the table of the Community it would be the same price as highest memberships in the Education Majors Club." The to the Dance Club's closed-circuit rental for three performances. Professional Program. CPP, "an school in view of the number of most potent weapon was free ice presentation of choreography The Theater Arts Association outgrowth of discussions black students at York," she said. cream, scooped out courtesy of shown on a television screen in (TAA), and the Speech between community The English Club is a newcomer the Student Program Council the Main Building's lounge. Department, located in the representatives of South Jamaica, to the list. This club which has (SPC) to an anxious queue, in- The most lively club was the Humanities Building, has their and York faculty and about 20 members receives no cluding administration. Haitian organization. As the fair own lights, which they do not administration" is restricted to money from the Student Funding "Looks good (The Freshman rieared its end, the Haitians, and lend out. adults 25 years or older. The club Board. It is financed by the others of similar spirit, took over boasts over 100 members and Answering that charge, Diane English Department and is open together." a part of the floor to dance to the meets the fourth Friday of each Haylock, president of TAA, said to all students. As Chevy I managed to interrupt Ms. rhythm of Carribean music. month at six o'clock in Room that the other club can use their Melendez, a club recruiter, said, Scott, who seemed to be For more information on the 104 M. An exception will be this lighting provided they put on "English relates to every subject. everywhere at the same time. She Freshman Fair, see Jonathan month's meeting to be held on If the works of men like Aristotle had time for this short comment, Yarde's article. had not been translated into "I think I deserve all the thanks I English, there may not have been get "Right on "G"! any Math majors." How about the people that the event was intended for; the freshmen? It was not easy to find any freshmen at the day session, but I managed to corral four during the evening session: Joyce Henderson-"I feel that it (the fair) is necessary because it exposes freshmen and the entire enrollment to the various activities and clubs." Eike Wiesdoerfer—"I think it's marvelous. A splendid idea." Joycelyn Alexander-"A big surprise. I'll enjoy it while it lasts." Eugenie Michaud—"This is the first time that I've been to something like this, and I'm really enjoying it. I get a chance to meet other students." And the people who made it all possible? "A lot of credit must go to Geneva Scott and Diane Haylock," said Arleen Schfeiner, Co-ordinator of Student Student Senator Soba Biona (extreme right) makes a point with Miss Art Group member painting on a live canvas, a popular feature at the Scott and P.R.O. president Lourdes Santiago at the Fair. Activities. "The students have all Fair. (Photo by Richard Raczkowski) worked hard to get it all (Photo by Richard Raczkowski) Page 6 PANDORA'S BOX November 10,1975 "Sunshine Boys" A Bright Comedy

by I)ewey Frechette forgets the brand name ("Frumpies") and refuses to eat When was the last time you saw the chips because they are stale. a comedy at the movies, and Richard Benjamin (their agent literally had to restrain yourself who tries to get them together) from laughing too hard, for fear on meeting George Burns for the of not being able to catch your first time-"Hello, Mr. Lewis, breath and rolling on the floor of how are you?" To which George the theatre? You better practice, Bums replies "Hi, how are you? because with Neil Simon's I'm Mr. Lewis." "Sunshine Boys," you'll be doing Lewis and Clark perform their just that. famous "Doctor Sketch" and this "The Sunshine Boys" is an display of vaudevillian comedy,is excellent human comedy about the highlight of the movie. two vaudeville comedians (Walter Walter Matthau who is aged Matthau and George Burns) who more than twenty years by try to perform just once more make-up for his role, is together. They haven't talked to consistently funny as Willy Clark. each other in over eleven years, George Burns, in his first movie in and there are definite hostilities thirty-six years adds a touch of between them. They had comedy that has recently been The sunshine boys, George Burns (left) and Walter Matthau argue in one of the movie's stormy moments. performed together for 43 years missing on the screen. Richard and their respect for each others Benjamin also does a radio, film, and vaudeville and same agent." business is great." ability, remains intact. Yet you commendable job of playing the after this press conference, I'm Q: "Did anything strange happen Q: "I understand your mother is never know when their mutual ulcer-ridden agent. going to a discoteque." during the filming?" here." dislike for one other's personality You will wholeheartedly enjoy Q: "Was Sunshine Boys based on WM: "Yes. A woman walking by WM: "My mother comes 1o will strike again. This aspect, the "Sunshine Boys," not only the old team of Smith and Dale?" me said "Oh, I know you, you're an/thing that is free. No, I'm only coupled with thier own for the' superb acting, but also WM: "Very loosely. Smith and Walter Brennan." kidding, Mom." idiosyncracies, provides the because it leaves you with one Dale were actually very good Q: "Will our economy affect the Q: "Is there anything you wish comic stimulus of the movie. laughing orgasm after another. friends. Smith is still living." theatre business?" you had or hadn't done and have Both Witty Clark (Walter The press conference that GB: (joking) "He just had an WM: "It will help in a recession you ever made mistakes?" Matthau) and Al Lewis (George followed, proved to be as affair with my sister." and a depression I know during GB: "I've done alot of things; Burns) are rapidly approaching entertaining as the movie. Here Q: "Any reason why you took the last depression, our business some mistakes like skating with a senility and they're constantly are some excerpts of that press this script?" was thriving, because it was the monkey and working with a girl forgetting or else repeating conference: GB: "Well, Jack Benny cheapest form of entertainment." who did not shave under her things. Here are just a few Q: "How does it feel to get back (clapping) was suppose to do the Q: "What medium do you like arms. No, I'm only kidding. The examples: he auditions for a into films?" script; but of course you know he best?" important thing is, it's not a potato chip commercial and GB: "It feels good. I have been in passed away, and we both had the GB: "I think everything in show mistake if you don't doit again." Jerry Garcia—Live at Queens College by Gary Babyatzky Corporation, alots a certain into long jams and incredible amount of money to each of the songs. On last Thursday, October 30,1 student groups at Queens, the Garcia was extraordinary tlus went to Queens College to see CUPB being only one of many night. The group ran through a The Jerry Garcia Band in concert. such groups. Within the CUPB vast variety of songs. Most were The concert was presented by the this alotted sum must be split up old Garcia tunes but there were Queens College Union Program for all the Boards events. With all many remakes of other artists' Board. The CUPB is responsible this red tape, high prices are songs. Garcia led the way on for presenting varieties of events charged to cover the total virtually all the numbers, tut such as movies, coffee houses, expense of the concert. Nicky Hopkins (an experienced and concerts. Supposedly no huge profits are talent who has worked with many The first thing I noticed when I made. great artists) kept up with Je rry purchased the tickets for the Now on to the concert itself. all the way, and together they show was the high price the Let me start off by saying that made beautiful music!!!! The College charged. Tickets were with all my previous discussion of group performed a large $7.00 with a small discount of the ticket prices the show was assortment of music. Among the $1.00 for Queens College well worth it.The Band consisted Garcia originals were, "Russian students only. After speaking of Jerry Garcia playing lead guitar Lullabye," "Sugaree," jind with? some student at the CUPB and vocals, the notorious Nicky "Friend of the Devil." The laiter office, I found out the reasons for Hopkins on piano, John Kahn on two being real crowd pleasers. the high prices. First of all, as you bass and Ron Tutt on drums. This Some other treats performed all know the group must be paid, well experienced quartet played were, Bob Dylan's "Tough and their fee is not minimal. very well together and gave an all Furthermore, the funding around fine performance. The Jerry Garcia of Grateful Dead fame (see above) gave a fine per- organization for the school, songs were a mixture of tight formance at recent Queens College concert. namely the Student Activities rhythyms and leads put together (Continued on page 7) November 10, 1975 PANDORA'S BOX Page 7

with only American musicians. Stewart's Atlantic It was recorded under the Seniors planning to apply to professional or graduate schools for Fall direction of Tom Dowd, and 1976 should be aware of the dates upon which various required tests backed with various blues/jazz will be given. Registration materials for all tests are available from Dr. Crossing A Success musician such as Steve Cropper Rickard, pre-professional counselor, in Room 407 in the main ("Knock On Wood," building. Dr. Rickard is available to assist students with career by Ricky Britt hoarse but sensitive crooner. remember?), Roger Hawkins, planning, graduate and professional school selection and application This album has something for Jimmy Johnson, Booker T. and procedures. Appointments can be made with Ms. R. MacEachen What we have here is an everybody: rock, soul, romance, the M.G.'s and the Memphis (4SC1) or by calling 969-4226. interesting melange of tunes off folk, even a touch of jazz, and Horns. The album was mixed at the latest offering by the croaky anything else you might want. the famed Muscle Shoals Sound Application but gifted tunesmith, Rod "Atlantic Crossing" is broken studio, and that distinctive Test Date Deadline all-professional quality is Stewart, " 'imself." This album down into a fast side and a slow Dental Admission Test Jan. 10,1976 Dec. 15, 1975 > certainly there. Gone is the might well be the best piece of side. The disadvantage to this is April 24,1976 March 29, 1976 casual, drunken partying flavour vinyl to come from our Mr. that on one side you are worn Oct. 9,1976 Sept. 13,1976 Stewart since 1971's legendary out by Stewart's infinite energy of Rod's self-produced albums; "Every Picture Tells A Story." and on the slow side, you could both his solo efforts and the Optometry College This album will certainly win be put to sleep by the dragging Faces'. The title is Rod's way of Admission Test Jan. 17,1976 Dec. 27, 1975 saying "Here I am folks to March 20,1976 Feb.28,1976 invade your country having just Pharmacy College left me own." This feeling is also Admission Test Feb. 14, 1976 Jan. 24, 1976 expressed on the final track, May 22,1976 May 1,1976 "Sailing" by Gavin Sutherland. record It lets you know that Rod feels Colleges of Podiatry i he is coming back home to his Admission Test Dec. 6,1975 Nov. 10, 1975 roots, the place where his idols Feb. 7, 1976 Jan. 12,1976 Sam Cooke and Otis Readding July 17, 1976 June 21,1976 grew up, even though in reality Veterinary Aptitude Test Jan. 17, 1976 Dec. 27,1975 he is just the product of working Nov. 6,1976 Oct. 16, 1976 class, predominately white Graduate Record northern London. Examinations " Dec. 13,1975 Nov. 19, 1975 Rod has always had the happy Jan. 10,1976 Dec. 15,1975 fmm* faculty of getting you to Feb. 28,1976 Feb. 4,1976 identify with a hapless hero, April 24, 1976 March 31,1976 making you go through his June 12,1976 May 19,1976 personal hell with him and still Graduate Management assuring you that he'll end up back the fans he lost when he passivity of the music. In many Admission Test Jan. 31,1976 Jan. 9,1976 ways this disk is a landmark for the winner in the end. This and the Faces attempted to March 27, 1976 March 5, 1975 record the atmophere of a live Stewart. It is the first time since feeling permeates this disk. For July 10, 1976 June 18,1976 concert in "Overtures and the inception of the Faces in example, the first tune which Beginners," (a mediocrity at 1969 that he has recorded opens the album is a raunchy Law School Admission best; and atrocious, off-key without them, including his original by Stewart called Test Dec. 6,1975 Nov. 17,1975 bastardisation of music at its ever-present guitar virtuoso and "Three Time Loser." This is a Feb. 7,1976 Jan. 15,1976 worst) and will most likely win side-kick, Ronnie Wood. It is happy little rocker about, of all April 10,1976 March 18,1976 him some new fans who up until also the first album Stewart has things, venereal disease. (Well, July 14,1976 July 1,1976 now were leary of a boozy, done completely in America, Rod always did have a penchant Medical College Admission for writing about off-beat Test April 24,1976 Materials will subjects and getting away with Oct. 2, 1976 be available it. He was the one who brought Feb. 1976 - Jerry Garcia Live silicone-inflated breasts out of the strip joints and immortalized this song tries to explain the (Continued from page 6) whistles, and cheers were heard them in song in "Silicone they seem interested in is getting seedier side of rock and roll life non-stop from start to finish. Grown" so we can bring it into all the 'slags' (British groupies, with a care-free air it is very Mama," The Band's "Mystery Surely I agree the Band deserved our hearts and homes. And who usually underaged) they can get difficult to understand many of Train," and "The Night they this appreciation, but I feel it else could write about an into their hotel room before the the words. Between the Drove Old Dixie Down," and the should be saved for when the over-aged hooker, tell tales police can find out about it. If over-amplification of the music old Arthur Crudup number songs were over. It got so bad at about how she wrecked his bed you are looking for a hard and Stewart himself carelessly "Thats All Right Mama." The one point, that Nicky Hopkins, at night and kicked him in the rocker to get up and get it on slurring his own lyrics, much of group added their own personal after a few futile attempts to head the next morning, name with, then this number is the vocals are left inaudible. touch to all their songs, especially communicate with the crowd, her "Maggie May" and go to the perfect. If you are looking From what can be discerned, forward to listening to some The Rolling Stones old hit "Let's gave up in disgust and almost top of AM rock no less, AND this high-voltaged rocker deals clear, eloquent lyrics, then Spend The Night Together." walked off the stage. But he must not get censored?) While our with a band that has "uppers forget this tune and go to ... Each song had its own intense jam have funneled his frustrations hero must pay his price for his and downers and can get so high "and you could clearly see the into his playing because the indiscreet frivolities (he ends up Rod's rendition of "Drift before the sun goes down." All group knew how to play together, intensity and quality of the music swearing off all women and Away." This is one of the and that they were enjoying the was never altered. resigning himself to masturbating examples of Stewart at his music, while giving the crowd a I enjoyed the concert to Playboy) there is still that emotional, ballsy best, real turn on. Evidence of this is immensely but got apprehensive element of hope that prevails everything about this cut spells given by the length of the concert at the end as I saw it getting late throughout Rod's songs. He'll masterpiece, from the powerful which started at eight-thirty p.m. and thoughts of my upcoming give up illicit copulating to avoid interplay between guitarist Steve and ended at one a.m. early morning logic exam were "doctor's bills and swallowing Cropper and Rod's sensitive All in all it was a fine show,but bothering me. But I stuck it out, pills" and will concentrate his treatment, to the gut-wrenching I have one main criticism. The woke up, took the test, went efforts on finding the Ms. Right, plea from Rod when he yells crowd, which I imagined was home and back to sleep with "a woman that can whip the "Give me the beat boys and free made up of predominantly dreams of the concert in my head. stallion blood out of me." my soul, I want to get lost in your rock and roll and drift Queens College Students was I commend the Queens CUPB for Next we have an insight into away!" quite rowdy. Each song received presenting such a fine show, and the life of a rip-roarin'. rock and about two or three standing look forward to many more in the roll band (The Faces by some While the first side gives a ovations which were given future, only next time hopefully chance?) with "It's All In The they will make it on a weekend. thoughout the songs. Cat calls, Name Of Rock and Roll." While (Continued on page 8) Page 8 PANDORA'S BOX November 10,1975

Horticultural Society- Plants Seeds Of Success At Their Nov. 6-7 Sale

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(Continued from page 7) will be in love again with this. and dinners when you can have Everything gels on this track; the love; young, innocent, first love. Spotlight on Faculty warm effect of the mandolins, Alas, they do break up, but our much raunchier impression of strings and sultry guitars, the young Cassanova keeps shining Mr. Stewart than any of his steady pulse beat of Al Jackson's on with his chin up and a stiff other solo efforts, the second drumming, Stewart's own tender upper lip professing that "I side gives a more romantic, lyrics and music and the would not change a thing, if I tender and reflective insight to vulnerability in his voice, could do it all over again." the singer. The opening number conjure up the image of his That's our boy. See, he is human is an old Crazy Horse track poignant "two hearts gently also; not all flash in an ivory entitled "I Don't Want To Talk pounding." In most beloved tower existence. About It." The combination of Stewart hits, hero gets girl, hero Now we come to the last strings, the subtle arrangement loses girl, but hero manages to track on the album, a somewhat and Rod's emotion-packed voice survive to rabble-rouse again, disappointing version of an old make this cut a listener's delight. and this song proves to be no English folk song "Sailing," When Stewart intones "If I stay exception to his rule. Rod where he conveys his point of here just a little bit longer, won't Stewart, the multi-millionaire view about moving from Britain you listen to my heart?" you are rock star, decked out in satins, to the States. It is a bit too slow ready to listen to his heart, his velvets and who can get any girl and dragging. soul or any other part of his he wants is giving you something This is an album to be played anatomy. A moving, to identify with here. He's the over and over until the grooves same 'clutz' as any other mere compassionate piece, this is. wear out; the more you play it, mortal male, who, when trying How the preceeding tracks the more it grows on you. Rod to impress a girl his friend says is can be so bad and the following has succeeded in further "untouchable, out of my reach," track so good when they are endearing himself to his loyal his car keeps breaking down. back to back, is beyond me. In a publique and may have won a And some nights he would take virtuoso performance of a whole new following in the his lady of class and would show brilliant love song, "I Still Love bargain with his musical her a more moderately priced You," Stewart gives his second philosophy of "make the best date consisting of "dancing and example of why Stewart fanatics out of the bad just laugh it up, first fell in love with him. If you singing by the old canal ... while that old morning you didn't ask to come here Prof. Robert Ryley, of the English Dept., serves on the York College loved his prior songs such as anyway." Rod will make you Association, Inc.; he is one of two faculty representatives, who help "Mandolin Wind" and train came jangling through." Who needs expensive night clubs happy, and isn't that what music 6 administrators and 8 student leaders, elected by the student senate, "Handbags and Gladrags" you is really all about? decide the direction for student monies on campus. November 10, 1975 PANDORA'S BOX Page 9 AT YORK THIS WEEK"

ATTENTION: ALL INTERESTED STUDENTS The Emancipating Students Group is looking for students who are: S. P. C. PRESENTS DWANZA IS COMING! LOOKING FOR APLACE LOOKING FOR A ROOMATE Given by the Independent Black Organization, December -17, 1975. Keep THINKING ABOUT MOVING looking for more in future issues of Pandoras. Chairperson Nece Bryson. We have a Housing Referral Service Our meetings are every Friday 10-12 Rm402M, Main Bldg. Or contact Janet Mayers room 405B, Main Bldg. Telephone No. 969-4267.

Occupational Therapy Club Help yourself of York College Announces the Beginning of their Club Meetings to be held Join a Permanent union of students to fight cutbacks and the imposition of in Room 104C in the classroom building on Wednesdays at 11:00. Meetings tuition at York and CUNY—wide come to Rm. 113 on Wednesday, Novem- are open to all students in the Health Professions, and to students interested ber 12th and Join the United Students Organizing Committee Club. in Occupational Therapy.

Political Science Club Meeting of Club Presidents & Representatives At our next meeting we will determine the function of the club and its Wednesday, November 5, 1975 forthcoming journal. All students interested in joining the club and sharing in 11:30-12:30P.M. the formulation of its policy please come to Room 102 of the classroom Room 107 Building, at 11:00 A.M., Wednesday, November 12. Called by Father Loreto and Father Danna

"Properly the Jew ough t hardly to be heard of: v But he has always been heard of. He made a marvelous fight in this world, in all ages: and he has done it with Join Young Americans For Freedom his hands tied behind him." Mark Twain G ive F reed om a Ch an ce! Write Us At Room 420 Main Bldg. Make Yourself Heard-Join the Jewish Students Union! Or Call Us at 969-4508 Contact us at 969-4509—4510 or come up and visit with us. Our office is in Room 310 of the Humanities South Building.

Political Science Club sponsoring: Psychology Club Ethan C. Eldon Commissioner of Dept. of Air Resources Fellow student and friend Paul Felder will speak on and present a video tape He will speak on Politics and the Ecology. on Primal Therapy New members should have no anxieties about joining. Thursday, November 13th in Rm. 102, Science Bldg., 9:30 A.M. You're welcome. Wed. Nov. 12 Rooom 103S 11:15-12:15. Everyone is welcome.

On November 12 The J.O.Y. Club will show a film. The name of the film is "a Thief in the Night" Room 303H 11:00 A.M. TO 1:00 P.M. FIGHT BACK

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At this very moment people everywhere are FOR SENIOR PICTURES" being fired, financial aid is being slashed. Courses are being chopped. Class sizes in- If you are graduating in January, June or August you should have creased. The State is moving to impose tuition. Sour FREE YEARBOOK PICTURES taken. They will betaken in Room 303H on Monday 9 A.M.-7:30 P.M. Thursday 9-6 and Do you know why this is happening? Do you Friday 9-5. For more info call 969-4258 or gotothe303H. know who really runs this university? Do you know whose interests CUNY really serves?

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Why were there only 4 Health Sal—Do you think you have us beat? SENIORS: There is no school on Kudos Chris—Next time the repairmen Education graduates last year? No such luck, you crumb. L.A. &RO Tuesday, November 11. So Senior To all my good friends at York for all comes don't ask for a sample of my pictures are cancelled for that day. your good wishes It was almost a blood. Dracula The team to watch in 3 man Raggedy Ann, When life becomes too pleasure. Florence Oster Are you just plain sick of Delgaudio? basketball inte'mural is Earth Wind & RICH, drink) (at Dublin Pub) Happy Anniversary Maritza. Love Would you like to see him Roasted? Fire Raggedy Andy Always Pete FOR SALE: 1973 Dodge Cornet 4 door sedan. Excellent condition, On November 30th, 1975 several Steve—You remind me of Hair bear Phyllis—It was great studying with /Rich, Castro says he would like to original owner, all extras. Call hundred Young Americans that agree and make me laugh! You must do the you again. We're so smart, it's funny. invite you to his house to spend some 6274775 after 6:00 P.M. with you will be getting together to Thanks again for the 3 month use of time with the "Mrs." Little Annie shoulders Joann with ho"e" actually roast York's "most your bicycle. Love Dewey. I am compiling an anthology of Dear Jinje: Some like it hot, You like Maryanne—I'd like to meet you this dangerous" student in a "Roast Our Chairman" luncheon, to be held in Steve — Congratulations on "graduat- witticism. In my chapter entitled it cold; but le cafe Turquite Should be term to talk. Please call me at home. Flushing, Queens, that Sunday. ing" Best of Luck. Dewey. How not to be witty I will include drunk like I told. Lisa examples taken from Crafootie. York's luncheon contacts include Happy Birthday Spiro S. (Teras). Monica—What was David Hojda students Lisa Grossfeld and Kathy Phyllis —Is li true that you're Oscar Wilde From the Greek Club. transferring from York to "Whopper babbling about???? O'Neil, and you can give them your $6.00 donation in order to witness this College"? "Have it your Way." Love Eugene, You have make Mr. Brecht JOIN B. O. N. G. Club, and "Reach Pandora's Box is alive, well, and barbecue! All you need do is visit us in Dewey turn over in his grave. Producers your High" working in room 420E, Main Room 420 E Main. Dad, Do we have an accelerator pedal Professor Raye, Breasts! Building Do you have a rat or mouse problem on our car? Elaine Gongula. . . . English 336 in your home? Call Rita the rat killer, What is War of the Worlds doing on profession;! I exterminator. Mrs. Romanelli, will you please be To Pat & Gary, Hooe all is well with WYCR Thursday morning? I want to you two lovebirds. Your friends. hear music, please Reasonable rates. seated? Pat (Louie) There IS a - difference!!! PREPARE FOR

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MOZART OPERA AT Q.C.C. "33,500,000 Mozart's "Don Giovanni" will on April 3; and Misha Dichter, information call the Box Office, be presented by the Goldovsky pianist, on May 1. For further (212)631-6321. Unclaimed Opera Theatre at Queensborough Community Scholarships College, Bay side, November 16 JUDO-KARATE-JIU JITSU-KUNG FU Over $33,500,000 unclaimed scholarships, grants, aids, and at 7 p.m. N.Y. State Representative for U.S. Karate Assoc. fellowships ranging from $50 to $10,000. Current list of This fully staged production U.S. Representative for Jiu-Jitsu these sources researched and compiled as of Sept. 15, 1975. marks the third appearance at Black Belt Federation of America Represented 1964-65 World's Fair - U.S. Marine Corp. Rep. UNCLAIMED SCHOLARSHIPS the college of the Goldovsky • REGISTERED BLACK BELT • Affiliated With Judo Assoc. of company, known for its opera INSTRUCTORS N.Y. State • World Jlu-JIUu Fed. 11275 Massachusetts Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90025 • INEXPENSIVE RATES • U.S. Judo Federation • Kodokon, Japan performances in English. •SPECIAL COURSES IN • Judo Black Belt Fed. of U.S. • A.A.U. • I. am enclosing $9.95 plus $1.00 for postage and handling. SELF-DEFENSE Tickets for this performance • BEGINNERS & ADVANCED • International Judo & Jiu-Jitsu League CLASSES • Armed Forces Judo Assoc. are sold out. However, individual • U.S. Judo Assoc. • U.S. Karate Assoc. • DAY & EVENING CLASSES • Oikiru-Ryu Kempo Karate, JBBFA Int'l PLEASE RUSH YOUR CURRENT LIST OF tickets for other events in the • SAUNA - GYM - YOGA UNCLAIMED SCHOLARSHIPS SOURCES TO: college's Professional Performing BUILD CONFIDENCE! SPECIAL CLASSES IN SELF-DEFENSE YOGA Arts Series are still available. MEN - WOMEN - CHILDREN CLASSES Name These events are "Taming of the Air Conditioned - Free Parking - Visitors Welcomed - Est. 1959 Shrew" by the Oxford and Address INSTITUTE OF APPLIED JUDO INC. Cambridge Shakespeare City .State. .Zip. Company on December 7; the 65-06 FRESH POND ROAD RIDGEWOOD BRANCH (Off Metropolitan Ave.) EV 2-9274 (California residents please add 6% sales tax.) Cincinnati Ballet Company on CALL 1-10 PM L March 6; "Pirates of Penzance" HUNTINGTON VILLAGE: 28 GERARD STREET (Corner of N.Y. Ave.) • 423-8192 November 10, 1975 PANDORA'S BOX Page 11

the taste sensations on your pal- ceptions sugar tends to mask ate and the aromatic components complexity, so becoming acclim- that pass through your nose. Pay ated to drier wines is a step close attention to the flavors as toward fuller appreciation. The York College they fade away, for some char- Astringency is caused primarily acteristics of the wine may be by tannic compounds, which are revealed only in what is termed natural components of grapes. Ceremonies the finish —i.e., the sensations Like acid, astringency is neces- that occur after the wine has sary to a moderate degree, lest Wffie been swallowed. And Commencement the wine taste insipid. Excessive by R. Corbin Houchins As in the nose, we seek in the bitterness usually shows up most E& J Gallo Winery taste a clean, vinous quality ap- prominently in the finish. A SUMMARY OF A propriate to the occasion. We Acid, tannin and sugar are Committee SINGLE SWALLOW may also find suggestions of fruit, about all your taste buds can or spice or other pleasant flavors. distinguish by themselves. How- of the York College Senate How to Let Your Lips Some Ruby Cabernet, for exam- ever, your mind can integrate a Touch Wine ple, will show hints of green number of sensations caused This column concludes our dis- olive; other wines from the same chiefly by the alcoholic content Commencement Speaker Poll cussion of basic tasting technique grape may suggest a eucalyptus to arrive at an impression of sub- with an actual taste of the wine. grove. stance in the mouth. A wine too After giving your nose a few Putting the wine in your mouth low in body tastes watery; a wine Please indicate your moments to recover from the also reveals certain characteristics with too much body is hot and nose of the wine (i.e., the sum of apart from flavor. The most im- volatile to the taste, as if it were 1st, 2nd, 3rd choice: the aromas and bouquet), take portant are total acidity (tart- laced with vodka. enough wine to taste —about an ness), sugar level (sweetness), The last step is to judge how ounce— into your mouth. Don't astringency (bitterness) and body harmoniously the various aspects 1st swallow it yet. (impression of weight or sub- of the wine combine. A modest, First roll the wine around to stance). well balanced wine is often pre- 2nd make sure it touches all parts of Wine needs a certain amount ferable to one with grander parts the tongue. Next, holding the of acidity in order to feel at all that are ill-matched. 3rd wine on your palate, open your interesting in the mouth. A wine I'd like to leave you with one lips very slightly in a somewhat deficient in acid can be described of the very few tricks in the wine puckered shape and, breathing as "too soft" or "flat," which has tasting trade. Write down your Please return your poll, purely through the mouth, take a deep nothing to do with bubbles or the impressions as you form them. for advisory purposes, to Georgia breath. It's rather like whistling lack of them. An overly acidic There is little physiological dif- Williams, Acting Chairwoman of backwards. As you breathe in, wine is too sharp, like unsweet- ference between one palate and the Ceremonies and Commence- ened lemon juice. the next; appreciation depends press your tongue upward inter-' ment Committee, Room 420 mittently so the air passes If the wine has no noticeable upon what the brain does with through the wine with a discreet sweetness it is considered dry. the sensations. Force yourself to Main Building. Polls are due gurgling sound. Some wines benefit from a little articulate what you perceive in before November 18th. Seniors Close your mouth, exhale and, residual sugar, so it is not true the wine, and you will very Only Please. as you do so, swallow the wine. that the driest wine is the best. shortly discover you can perceive Notice the relationship between However, with some notable ex- much more. Half Season Review Of Pro Football

(Continued from page 12) of all is taking place in its Central the season. Maybe they should come from behind win over the which would have given the Jets Division. There the world try and talk Jimmy Brown out of Bills. an "insurmountable" nine point the division outright in order to champion Pittsburgh Steelers are his movie career. Tell him O.J. Buffalo and O.J. started the lead. But there were over five make the play-offs, as they have tied at 6-1 with their arch rivals, Simpson is about to break his season as if they were going to roll minutes left to play in the game. suffered their two defeats at the the Cincinnati Bengals, and the all-time rushing record. over every opponent all the way Enough time for the Bills to score hands of Dallas and Washington. team that was once the laughing When Larry Csonka and to the Super Bowl. Coming into quickly, force the Jets to punt or The Giants are a mystery. They stock of the league, the Houston company signed up with the the fifth game with a 4-0 record, get a quick turn over, score a field started the season with a Oilers. WFL, a lot of people said that and Simpson seemingly on his goal themselves to win. convincing win over the Eagles The Steelers and Bengals Simpson and his Buffalo Bills way to a 2,500 yards rushing New England has been without then lost three straight to their clashed in game seven,Pittsburgh would take over the AFC's season, the Bills figured to Jim Plunkett for much of the division leaders before upsetting opening up a big early lead, then clobber the Giants. But New season. Plunkett returned to the Buffalo Bills. George Hunt's hanging on to win 30-24. In that York held O.J. to what was then action in the sixth game only to winning field goal in the closing game, Franco Harris ran for 100 his lowest output of the season, re-injure himself, and end all seconds of that game almost yards or more for the first time and won 17-14. Since then the hopes of a comback by the made him a national hero. What this season, and things might get Bills have been on the decline, Patriots. Howard, Frank and Mongo better for the Steelers who have losing a close one to the Dolphins The Oakland Raiders are still seemed to have forgotten, was the not looked the part of world and then shading the Jets by the the best in the west, holding a two fact that Hunt had missed two champions so far. smallest margin possible. game lead over Denver and pervious attempts. Had he hit Ken Anderson continues his Baltimore has gone through a Kansas City. The Broncos were those, there would have been no super quarterbacking for the couple of lean seasons, but appear expected to press the Raiders this need for a third try. The Giants Bengals, and Essex Johnson and to be on the way back. Bert Jones season. They had an opportunity had better look for another Boobie Clark are together again in has arrived at quarterback, and to tie for the lead in the seventh kicker. the backfield. Don McCauley and Lydell game, but were buried by the After their 7-7 record record I have been waiting two years Mitchell are a good running team. score of 42-17. Ken Stabler has last year, the Eagles were for the arrival of the Houston ' They will be a strong factor next recovered from an earlier injury, expected to press the big guns this Oilers, and there they are at last. year. and is back for another crack at season. But with the exception of Their rough defense led by Elvin The Jets and the New England the play-offs. the win over Washington, and Bethea and Curly Culp has Patriots share the cellar with 2-5 The Kansas City Chiefs have their heartbreaking loss to Dallas, conceded only 79 points, while Eastern Division, but the way the records. The Jets could easily been a surprise. They were Philadelphia has not looked too the offense, led by dashing Dan Dolphins have been playing have been 4-3. They lost by a supposed to be too old. The good. They finally fell apart in Pastorini has come up with lately, they're going all to way. point to Minnesota, and then Chiefs lost Mike Livingstone their game against the Rams last sufficient points to make them The Miami running game is as there was that recent 24-23 loss earlier in the season and had to Monday night, losing by the score winners. good as ever with Mercury to Buffalo. Jets coach Charlie dust off Len Dawson. Livingstone of 42-3. Remember the Cleveland Morris, Don Nottingham, Benny Winner was' criticized for his is back, and the Chiefs, losers of Now to the American Browns? They had not won a Malone and Norm Bulaich. Miami decision to go for a foot on fourth their first three games, are on Conference where the best battle game going into the second half of showed its class in their recent down instead of the field goal their way back. Page 12 PANDORA'S BOX November 10,1975 SPORTS: INSIDE & OUTSIDE YORK

64 Women X-Country Team Half Season \ Win Medals Review of The NFL" by Jonathan Yarde

At the half-way mark of the NFL's 14 game regular season schedule, only one team remained unbeaten, »the- Minnesota Vikings. At least two divisional title races appear to be over as the Vikings and the Los Angeles Rams have put daylight between themselves and their opponents in the NFC's central and western divisions respectively. It would take a terrible decline on the part of the Vikings to lose their hold on the top spot. At the time of writing, Minnesota held a Cynthia Tompkins led York's Women's Cross-Country Team in Col- three game advantage over its perennial bridesmaid, Detroit. gate Meets. Adrian Sterrett holds the York College record in cross-country. (Photo by R. Raczkowski) The Vikings were picked in pre-season to run away with the by Dewey Frechette Cynthia Thompkins-23:58 divisional crown,and they appear "Cross-Country Nightmare" Michelle Nero-25:11 to be doing just that. But the by Dewey Frechette Adrian is hoping to break the Vanessa Alston—26:22 Last Saturday, October 26, the Vikings have been in close school record again! York College Women's Bonnie Williams-27:52 ballgames against their three On Wednesday, October 29, the The Collegiate Track Cross-Country Team, Also running good races and divisional opponents, and also Men's Cross-Country Team had Conference Championships participated in the Colgate meets winning medals were Maureen found the going tough against the the nightmarish experience of (C.T.C.) were held on Saturday, atVanCortlandtPark. Chandler, Cecily Meyer, GAnetta Jets. Losers of the last two Super November 1, at Van Cortlandt McNight and Janet Ridenburg. competing against a strong, Bowls, I doubt whether the determined, and superior Park. Over thirty teams competed Seventy-five women, from The student and faculty body Vikings will get the chance to C.CN.Y.team. in this highly competitive meet. various schools, raced atainst one at York, commend vour women make it third time lucky. The The results were disasterous for Adelphi and Glassboro State, another for medals. Some of the athletes for their outstanding rebuilding lions were not the York Nomads. C.C.N.Y. who specialize in Cross-Country highlights of this event were: achievements. expected to do as well as they dominated the meet. The final Teams, finished first and second have, compiling a 4-3 record. score was C.C.N.Y. 17, York 46. in the meet. York, despite The Rams started the season as The high point of the afternoon commendable performances by "Trading With The Knicks" favorites for the Super Bowl, and came when Adrian Sterrett broke Adrian Sterrett (29:46), and have lost only once. Their recent his own school record, by running Keith Drakes (31:13), finished by Danny Leon Riker can almost touch the Monday night romp over the rim with a running leap. Plus the cross country meet in 29:25. near the bottom. Our "Never say I was privileged to the Knick Eagles was their sixth straight win well throw in Bradley, but His old record was 29:27, and die" Nomads did manage to beat trade negotiations for Spencer since being shocked by the Dallas again, you've gotta honor the with two meets remaining, St. Peter's and William Patterson. Hay wood-here's how it went Cowboys in their opening game. clause in his contract. long distance from New York to Once again the Rams seem to UPCOMING SPORTS AT YORK Seattle: Sonics: What's that? have no competition in their 1. Basketball season starts November 3rd. The opening game is Knicks: 111 get right to the Knicks: His feet are not allowed against Queens College. point. We want Spencer Hay- to leave the floor. And each 2. Junior Varsity Basketball opens the season versus Nassau wood. month there must be an C.C. on December 1. Sonics: Okay, who can you give article in the newspaper ex- 3. Women's Basketball vs. St. John's, on December 1. us?. plaining that his constant 4. Wrestling against C.C.N.Y. & Wagner on December 1. Knicks: How about Frazier? movement is invaluable to the Sonics: That's not enough. team. It keeps him in basket- bad as last year. Lily, Calvin Hill and John Niland; Knicks: His coke spoons come ball. Three of the four remaining but the young Cowboys have too. And you have to honor Sonics: Listen, we'll take your division, the three other teams in division races are hot. Closer to shown that they are a force to be his contract—time and a half for first draft choice—and how the NFC west all have 2-5 records, home, the Eastern Division of the reckoned with. Overtime. much money do you have on records. NFC was in a three-way tie at the Washington is my choice to win Sonics: He's into drugs? you? It hardly matters which team halfway mark. Dallas, the division. The Redskins were Knicks: No, of course not. He Knicks: An undisclosed amount finishes second in this division as Washington and St. Louis were upset by the Eagles, but have can tell you himself; he just of cash. none is likely to make the deadlocked at 5-2, with the New looked very professional in walked in. Clyde, would you Sonics: Perfect. play-offs, but how about New York Giants only two games victory. They always seem to get tell-Clyde-Clyde-get down Orleans? The Saints have fired behind. The Philidelphia Eagles up for the games against Dallas from the ceiling man. Sorry NEXT ISSUE coach John North, and concluded were on the brink of elimination beating the Cowboys in overtime for the interruptions. How 1. Men's C.U.N.Y. Track the first half of the season by at 1-6. The surprises in this of the seventh game to force the about Monroe? Championship drubbing Atlanta 23-7. division were the excellent three-way tie. 2. Women's C.U.N.Y. Track Sonics: His gold teeth too? The Falcons have lost the showing of the Cowboys and the The Cardinals have shown that Championship Knicks: Forget it. How about services of quarterback Steve plight of the Eagles. last year's form was not a flash in 3. Basketball Jackson. Riker and Walk? Bartkowski for a while, but they Dallas was not expected to be a the pan. Yet may be forced to win 4. Spotlight on a York Sonics: They have no talent. weren't going anyplace, and the contender so soon after losing Athlete Knicks: You think so, huh? San Francisco 49ers are just as players like Walt Garrison, Bob (Continued on page 11)