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VOL. LXXXIV MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 2018 ISSUE NO. 1 Holtz Named New Associate Dean; Rynhold Named Honors Head

from Dr. Joanne Jacobson, who down in January 2017. Holtz also year when he directed the Honors and where we see ourselves going.” By Matthew Silkin retired last academic year. serves as an Associate Professor of Program,” said Dean Karen Bacon. Holtz was chosen for the posi- Dr. Holtz previously served Bible in Yeshiva College and was “Professor Holtz likes new ideas, he tion over three unnamed finalists Effective this semester, as Director of the Jay and Jeanie tenured by the university in 2012. enjoys thinking through problems, from a national search. The search Professor Shalom Holtz has Schottenstein Honors Program, “I am looking forward to work- and he enjoys a good debate. These committee was made up of faculty been named the Yeshiva College having been nominated for the po- ing with Professor Holtz in his qualities fit wonderfully into the of Yeshiva College and headed by Associate Dean of Academic sition after the previous director, new role, having had a very good Dean’s Office and will be invaluable Provost Selma Botman. According Affairs, taking over the position Professor Gabriel Cwilich, stepped working relationship with him last in evaluating where we are at YC to Botman, Jacobson met individu- ally with all the candidates to dis- cuss components of the position. There was also student involve- ment in the process, as Botman told The Commentator in an article last year announcing Jacobson’s retirement. According to Yeshiva Student Union (YSU) President Nolan Edmonson (YC ‘19), who was one of the students involved, the group met with Professor Holtz on April 26. “I am looking forward to work- ing with Dr. Holtz to improve the Yeshiva College academic experi- ence,” said Yeshiva College Student Association (YCSA) president Amitai Miller (YC ‘19), another student who was part of the hir- ing committee. “I am excited for Dr. Holtz to be our new [Associate] Dean, because

Continued on Page 4 Dean Shalom Holtz (L) and Professor Daniel Rynhold (R) YESHIVA UNIVERSITY

Israel, the Modern Era, and Market- Amid Shake-ups, Julie Readiness: President Berman Discusses Schreier Appointed as YU’s Path Forward Interim VP of Institutional pathway programs in conjunction initiatives have led to a converse Advancement By Avi Hirsch and with Israeli universities. According effect of Israel extending influence Benjamin Koslowe to Berman, YU has signed memo- into YU. He specifically mentioned Advancement at YU. Prior to that, randa of understanding with four Israeli mathematics Professor By Shoshy Ciment she was the University’s Director In an interview this past of Israel’s universities: Ben-Gurion Mina Teicher joining YU to teach of Institutional Advancement for Wednesday with The Commentator University’s medical school, mathematics and neurobiology Julie Schreier, former Chief of the Long Island Region. and The Observer, Yeshiva Hebrew University, Bar Ilan, and at Stern College this spring. “The Staff for President Ari Berman, was University President Ari Berman Technion. The memoranda mean possibilities of Israeli visiting pro- named the interim Vice President “According to sources and Provost Selma Botman elabo- that a YU graduate applying to fessors coming to us,” explained for Institutional Advancement rated on new programs and initia- one of these universities will be Berman, “strengthen our product.” (IA), Provost Selma Botman con- familiar with the tives for YU students. One year “automatically accepted into their Asked about his stated desire firmed in a recent email. Schreier into his presidency, Berman ar- graduate program.” last year to offer targeted scholar- succeeds Alyssa Herman, who left situation, the Office ticulated his visions and goals for Berman added that some sup- ships to students who volunteer the position after one year. the University. porters of the nascent partnerships for the Israeli army or sherut leu- Schrier, who was appointed of Institutional President Berman announced are offering scholarships as high as mi (national service), President as Chief of Staff to President Advancement has two main categories of initiatives $10,000 to top students to “subsi- Berman stated that although such Berman earlier in the year, will for this academic year. One cat- dize and help them on their journey scholarships are not yet finalized, serve in both roles until a new experienced a large egory, which formed the bulk of to Israel.” Berman further stressed they are “definitely in the pipeline.” Vice President of IA is appoint- Berman’s words, emphasized YU’s the presence of “thousands” of YU President Berman’s second cat- ed. Yeshiva University’s Office turnover with connection to Israel, focusing on alumni living in Israel who can help egory of new initiatives focused of Communications and Public new pathway programs with Israeli graduates “find internships in high- on new graduate degrees and pro- Affairs (CPA) has confirmed that employees recently.” institutions. The second category tech startups,” as well as a recent grams created by YU. Emphasizing a search is in place for a new Vice highlighted YU’s new initiatives in deal signed with “Yissum, which his desire for students to “leave President of IA. YU’s graduate schools. is the start-up section of Hebrew here market-ready,” Berman Before her most recent role According to sources familiar “Israel is no longer a poor University, to bring companies stressed new master’s programs as President Berman’s Chief with the situation, the Office of cousin,” commented Berman, “but over to YU.” He added that “there which allow students to stay for of Staff, where she was the first Institutional Advancement (OIA) rather is a significant power in its are a lot of other new initiatives one extra year and leave YU with female to ever hold that posi- has experienced a large turnover economy and its innovation in the that are going to be announced” tion, Schreier was the Assistant world of education.” In this vein, this year. Continued on Page 4 Vice President of Institutional Continued on Page 3 Berman announced several new According to Berman, these new

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Managing Editor SHOSHY CIMENT Looking Backwards as YU Enters

President Berman’s “World of Tomorrow” News Senior Editor Junior Editor complaints by penning a nearly 1,500-word prospectus in YOSSI ZIMILOVER YITZCHAK CARROLL By Benjamin Koslowe The Commentator, articulating a vision and rationale for the administration’s actions. He discussed Yeshiva College’s Features President Berman’s message to the student body this growth, pointing to a strong budget, a growing faculty and past week (see front page article) fits an historical pattern efforts to “add more fundamental courses.” Senior Editor Junior Editor of new Yeshiva University presidents. This pattern, which President Lamm met with student leaders for formal SAMUEL GELMAN DENA KATZ has to do with investiture speeches, interaction with stu- discussions and interviews on several occasions in his dents and practical innovations to the institution, all but first year as president. In late 1977, at the beginning of Opinions leaps out of the oxidized papers that chart this institution’s his second year, Lamm appointed new deans to several of the institution’s undergraduate and graduate schools Senior Editor Junior Editor proud history. LILLY GELMAN CHANA WEINBERG Perhaps a few quotes can begin to illustrate some (including Dean Karen Bacon, who remains at YU these similarities: four decades later). At the time, Lamm explained that his appointments were part of “an intensive effort to keep pace Business “It is our intention to give to secular education a higher with the rapid changes taking place in higher education.” Senior Editor Junior Editor purpose and make the Yeshiva and Yeshiva College a liv- YU’s third president also addressed problems of declining AKIVA FRISHMAN AARON KARESH ing symbol of intellectual and moral activity.” (—Belkin; enrollments and inherited fiscal problems by closing the May 23, 1944) Belfer Graduate School of Science. In President Joel’s first few months in office he offered “We are committed both to unfettered scholarship, an interview to the undergraduate newspapers as well as Senior Layout Editor and to the quest for transcendent values, norms, and the a town hall meeting where he announced a strategic plan AVI HIRSCH wisdom of tradition.” (—Lamm; November 7, 1976) for the undergraduate schools. In 2004, at the start of his second year, Joel hired 15 new professors, raised roshei “The time is now to re-emphasize our commitment to yeshiva salaries, and renovated several Yeshiva University quality and excellence in education, sacred and secular, buildings. That same semester YU saw the appointment of Senior Business Manager to challenge the Yeshiva, the undergraduate, and gradu- a new chairman of Yeshiva’s trustees (Mr. Morry Weiss), a SAMUEL KATZ ate schools to take ownership of Torah Umadda.” (—Joel; new dean of Yeshiva College (Dr. Fred Sugarman), a new September 21, 2003) Advisor on Israel Affairs (Mr. Howard M. Weisband), and a new dean of the newly-established Center for Jewish Future “We know that there are great truths to be discovered (Rabbi Kenneth Brander). Programmer in the study of the human mind, the physical world, lit- In short, YU’s presidents—to some degree in their first OMAR FARUK erature, legal interpretation and more. Our belief in the years in office, but certainly by their second years in office— higher purpose of education is true for all of humanity.” established themselves as engaging leaders for students and (—Berman; September 10, 2017) strong edifices of innovation for the institution. The year is now 2018. Students find themselves once The above words from the investiture messages of Rabbi again on the cusp of a nascent new president and, perhaps, Layout Editors Dr. Samuel Belkin, Rabbi Dr. Norman Lamm, Dr. Richard even a new era, of Yeshiva University. Is the man of the DAHLIA LAURY, RACHEL LOFFMAN, Joel, and Rabbi Dr. Ari Berman are, no doubt, intentionally hour living up to earlier models? CHLOE RYNHOLD and conveniently-selected lines from much longer speeches. Consider first the realm of interacting with students. Like But the entireties of the four speeches, even when read his predecessors, President Berman has been a presence on only surfacely, beg any reader campus. Like President Joel, to associate them together in President Berman lived in Staff Writers one set. President Berman’s recent interview, of Manhattan during the months leading up to his presidency to ESTI KUPERMAN, MICHELLE NAIM, The connections are both ELLIE PARKER, ARYEH SCHONBRUN, thematic and rhetorical: Four itself, along with his apparent openness familiarize himself with stu- afternoons in the history of for more discussions over the course of dent life. President Berman MATTHEW SILKIN, ESTHER STERN, Yeshiva University when a spent several Shabbatot last BEN STRACHMAN, SARAH TORGUEMAN new president addressed an the year is a positive development. year at both the Wilf and Beren overflowing audience from campuses. He also showed Lamport Auditorium’s podium up to student activities, such for his first time. Four presidents, each expressing awe at as Swag Day and a Project the heavy burden bestowed upon his narrow shoulders by START! Science module, and opened at yemei iyun and preceding giants, as well as confidence with his abilities to other Torah events on several occasions. The Commentator is the student newspaper of Yeshiva University. carry the institution forward to a more promising future. The new president was at times reserved with his poten- tial authoritative voice. In his first year, Berman discontin- Each new president articulated his vision of what Yeshiva For 84 years, The Commentator has served students and University stands for. Each discussed tensions between ued town hall meetings and spoke only once on record to a administrators as a communicative conduit; a kinetic conflicting modern and Jewish values. Each invoked iconic student newspaper. Readers of YU student newspapers will vehicle disseminating undergraduate social, religious, terms—a call for “synthesis” of secular knowledge with recall that the president’s shyness was a topic of consider- and academic beliefs across the student bodies; and a able student criticism by the end of Spring 2018. President reliable reflection of Yeshiva student life to the broader sacred wisdom, a fervent proclamation for the virtues of Jewish and American communities. “Torah Umadda,” an ethos to “ennoble and enable,” or an Berman’s recent interview, of itself, along with his apparent outline of “Five Torot,” five values, that personify Yeshiva openness for more discussions over the course of the year is The Commentator staff claims students spanning the University—each vision as career-defining and as perfectly a positive development. It fits the pattern of YU presidents diverse spectrum of backgrounds and beliefs represented hard-to-precisely-explain as the next. who offer students the transparency and interaction that at Yeshiva. they deserve. But the presidential similarities run deeper yet. We are united by our passion for living the ideals In 1944-45, President Belkin’s second year as YU’s second And finally, there is the realm of practical institutional of Torah Umadda, and a commitment to journalistic president, he announced a major university expansion of changes. For what it’s worth, President Berman has now excellence. new graduate and undergraduate programs for the uni- announced the formalization of new educational pathway Visit us online at versity, financed by a $5,000,000 drive. That same year, www.yucommentator.org. after a gaffe where the administration banned all Yeshiva Continued on Page 3 College dramatic activities, Belkin responded to student Monday, September 3, 2018 7 Up 7 Down 3

First Year Students Vows 1 Masa backpacks, Poland sweatshirts and the sweet, sweet smell of post-Israel The Commentator Editorial Board extends a Mazal religious ignorance passed off as piety. Tov to former Features Editor Eitan Lipsky (YC '18) on his marriage to Tehilla Berger (SCW '19)! Ya'aleh Yanny/Laurel hazivug yafeh veyivnu bayis ne'eman beYisrael.

A modern day Shamor and Zachor. Finally, the Mount Sinai reenactment I’ve 2been waiting for. LOOKING BACKWARDS, continued from Page 2

Gush Wedding Dance programs that he called for in his investiture. This is certainly something. And there is the optimistic The epitome of Gush; a bit nerdy, well-planned, poorly executed and I’m still a “market-ready” attitude that the president strongly 3 emphasized, which, although not particularly tan- little jealous I’m not in it. gible—it isn’t backed yet by much—is no small matter to scoff at, either. So, on the eve of a new president’s second year Dr. Berman Yearbook Photo (1991) for the fifth time in Yeshiva University’s history, the community should read President Berman’s words A major in philosophy, Editor of The Philosophy Journal, VP of the Philosophy once more. They should evaluate them carefully in 4Society and a member of the Philosophy Review Club? I’m sensing a trend. themselves and assess them in historical context. Then, the question may be repeated: Is President Berman living up to earlier models? Key Food Grapes This broad question entails derivative questions, too: Is the new president beginning to instantiate The perfect gift for FTOCs to give their Shabbat hosts once they realize they can abstract ideas and philosophy into real, practical, 5do better than the Caf. necessary change? Do the president’s appearances at events and discussions with student newspapers suffice, not only in terms of quantity but also in terms 16 Handles In the Heights of quality, as substantive interactions with students? If those topics that the president articulated are 6 Geshmak! Now I can go on my shidduch date and make the 10:00 pm Maariv! real changes, are they of the variety that Yeshiva deserves to see? How exactly will YU in the “world of tomorrow” resemble and stand up to the institu- Lebron to the Lakers tion’s impressive past? Are these even fair questions to be asking? Analysts predicts that he will have to wait at least two years before he gets a Are students, faculty and alumni witnessing the 7chance to lose to the Warriors in the Conference Finals. beginnings of a strong leader who is articulate in action and in vision? Time, if it has not already begun to do so, will surely soon tell. 7 DOWN 7 UP JULIE SCHREIER, continued from Front Page Westworld Season 2 with employees recently. In addition to Herman, 1 I have not seen such convoluted storytelling since The Commentator was blamed sources estimate that as many as 13 people in the for quoting a certain rosh yeshiva who said “you can quote me on that.” #throwback office have left within the last few months. Among the recent departees from OIA is Paul S. Glasser, who departed his position as Associate Vice No Investfest President for Institutional Advancement at Yeshiva University and was recently named Vice President No curtain call for PRDAB’s first anniversary? Like the Yom Haatzmaut BBQ of Institutional Advancement at Touro College and 2without Zionist fervor and the "Welcome Bash at Wilf” minus its ancient name, the University System. “Yeshiva University Welcome Back BBQ” was as awkward as you’d expect. CPA declined to comment on the recent staffing changes. The Office of Institutional Advancement is respon- Muss Hall sible for large-scale fundraising efforts including the annual Day of Giving and the Hanukkah Dinner. This 3But have you seen the showers? past year, the Hanukkah Dinner raised $4.3 million, which marked an increase of 10% over the previous year’s event and constituted the largest sum in at Movie Pass’ Bad Summer least five years. The second annual YU Giving Day campaign raised $4.5 Million, a smaller sum than Despite all this, The Meg still opened to $45 million. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T the more than $6 million attained at the first annual 4HAVE NICE THINGS! Giving Day in 2017. Ariana Grande’s “God is a Woman”

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Graduate School of Jewish Studies. the undergraduate program, and its direc- be helpful. As to my own ideas, rather than SHALOM HOLTZ, “I’m excited to take on the role and to tion and success is therefore bound up with making bold claims in a vacuum, I’m initially continued from Front Page build on the excellent work of my prede- the faculty and the resources of Yeshiva very interested in speaking to the various I know from my encounters with him as a cessors Professors Cwilich and Holtz, who College more broadly. The continuity of constituents—primarily the students and professor and as a leader that students are have established such a vibrant and excit- having Professor Holtz as the new associ- also the faculty, to canvas their views and his priority,” added Ben Atwood (YC ‘19), ing program,” said Rynhold. “The Honors ate Dean who obviously knows the Honors try to make the Honors program the very who was also on the hiring committee. “He program obviously runs hand in hand with program intimately—and values it—can only best it can possibly be.” knows the YU system inside and out and “Dean Bacon and I are delighted that will be able to hit the ground running with “Professor Holtz likes new ideas, he enjoys thinking through Professor Rynhold has accepted our offer of his moves as Dean.” head of the Honors College,” said Botman. Dr. Daniel Rynhold will succeed Holtz problems, and he enjoys a good debate.” “He is a scholar, a teacher, and a great role as Honors director. Rynhold is a professor ___ model for students.” of Jewish Philosophy and director of the Dean Karen Bacon “I am proud that a professor of his caliber doctorate program in the Bernard Revel was chosen for the position,” said Holtz.

rather as “part of the education experi- hirings, various awards that current PRESIDENT BERMAN, ence.” He also mentioned new “inno- YU faculty have received, and inter- continued from Front Page vation labs” and reinvigorated career disciplinary faculty discussions that services within YU. Students leaving he coordinated last year. He further a master’s degree. He highlighted new YU should know that “they will have a discussed the importance and rel- collaborative master’s degrees “be- network of incredible life-long support evance of the Five Torot to all Yeshiva tween schools, whether it’s Cardozo that will help them in their professional University students. Regarding YU’s and Einstein, or Cardozo and Katz.” careers,” he explained. Berman sev- vibrant student life, Berman stated, Throughout, Berman expressed an eral times conveyed confidence in YU’s “Our market research has shown that ethos of interdisciplinary collabora- “leaders of tomorrow.” we’re high in Jewish communal life, tion. “That’s the world of tomor- and we’re thinking about how row,” reflected Berman. “That’s we can move the needle fur- why we're building the world of “It’s a very exciting time for Yeshiva ther. It’s very important.” He tomorrow, today.” expressed particular interest President Berman explained University, our community, in the YU Shabbos experience, that his new initiatives are a prod- our students, and our future.” an area he is “thinking about uct of much “listening and learn- deeply” so as to create an “en- ing” during his first year, as well as ___ President Ari Berman vironment that would excite “market research” and “bringing our student body.” in data.” As of the time of publica- President Berman did not tion, The Commentator has yet to Berman also mentioned the virtues elaborate on YU’s finances but prom- learn the exact methodological details of social sciences and humanities and ised that he has “a clear understand- of this research. how they fit into his vision. “A core ing of our financial situation and clear A major theme reiterated several strength for us,” explained Berman, is to pathways of how we’re on a path of times by President Berman was the dis- “think deeply about the deep existential growth.” ciplines and skill sets characteristic of questions.” He noted that this thinking “It’s a very exciting time for the modern era. “We’re thinking a lot is “very important” and can emerge from Yeshiva University, our community, about science and technology and math “new technologies and innovation in the our students, and our future,” reflect- and innovation and entrepreneurship,” changed world.” ed President Berman. “That’s what Berman said. He articulated that indus- In addition to his primary mes- energizes me and I’m excited about try is no longer thought of as “separate sages, Berman highlighted new faculty looking ahead with you.” from the educational experience,” but President Ari Berman YESHIVA UNIVERSITY

16 Handles to Open in Washington Heights in the “Very Near Future”

year, the store is set to open at that site, By Leib Wiener according to a 16 Handles representative. However, while there is still no projected 16 Handles, a franchise chain of soft- opening date, chain officials stated that serve frozen yogurt stores, will be opening they hope to be open in “the very near a branch in Washington Heights, offering future.” another food option in the vicinity of the There is currently a 16 Handles lo- Wilf Campus. cation near 3rd Avenue and East 30th Street that students at the Beren Campus frequent. “The 16 Handles offers a social “...while there is still no outlet as well as excellent frozen yogurt for the students in Midtown,” said Alyssa projected opening date, chain Wruble (SCW ‘19). “I am sure it will be the same case uptown.” officials stated that they hope The 16 Handles store near Wilf to be open in ‘the very near Campus will add a new dairy option to the variety of kosher restaurants around future.’” the Wilf Campus providing a dessert or snack option for hungry students. The More than a year ago, a 16 Handles store new store “could add a new social set- was set to open in Washington Heights. The ting to the Heights, that people will be proposed location was 400 Audubon Ave., definitely be going there because who according to Sean Gunner, a spokesman can say no to frozen yogurt, and that it will add a lot to the overall atmosphere,” for 16 Handles. As of April 23, 2017, there YOSSI ZIMILOVER FOR THE COMMENTATOR said Josh Aranoff (YC ‘19). 16 Handles will be located at the corner of had been no updates on the new store. This 185th street and Audobon Avenue Monday, September 3, 2018 News 5

University Completes Renovations, Touch-Ups to Start Semester

Danziger Lawn, which over the past year lost The dormitories on both Wilf and Beren to it. A replica of the Arch of Titus Menorah By Leib Wiener much of its grass due to heavy rain and snow, campuses have had an improved Wi-Fi sys- Relief Panel, which in the beginning of the is now being re-sodded. There is now a new tem known as Privatel installed since August year was located in the Yeshiva University This summer, renovations began on the walkway which cuts through the lawn in or- 27, 2018. For the past five years, Yeshiva Museum and then moved to the Heights Wilf Campus of Yeshiva University, most der to improve foot traffic to Rubin Hall and University had a contract with Verizon and Lounge, is now permanently residing in the notably to Furst Hall. the Max Stern Athletic Center. Additionally, each dorm room had its own individual lobby of Furst Hall. Dr. Steven Fine, Director According to Randy Apfelbaum, Chief all buildings on Wilf Campus now have Con Verizon Fios router. This system led to spotty of the Center for Israel Studies, stated that Facilities and Administrative Officer at service and required a student to enter in a the relief panel “reflects YU innovation and Yeshiva University, the Yeshiva College new Wi-Fi password for each dorm room scholarship at its most colorful,” and “it Honors lounge is being moved from the “The project will use the lab they entered. Privatel solved many of issues pushes forward both Torah and Maddah, basement of Furst Hall to Room C-10 of space to create offices for posed by the old routers by having a singu- and I am glad that our president and his its cellar. The now-vacated basement area lar Wi-Fi network with the same login cre- team have decided to preserve it for years will be used for a new Incubator Lab. This Israeli startups and allow dentials as a student’s YU Wireless account to come.” The Relief Panel will be officially lab will be used to further the goals of the and providing 24/7 support staff. Jonathan inaugurated on Chanukah with a menorah Israel Business Incubator Project, an idea student interns to run the Schwab, Director of University Housing and lighting ceremony. formulated in 2016 by Dean Strauss and Residence Life, noted that “this new system is The work done to Yeshiva University this the General Counsel’s office. The project will offices with oversight from Sy way easier to navigate” and “it makes hous- past summer shows the efforts being made to use the lab space to create offices for Israeli Syms faculty.” ing into one big network which adds another fix up the campus over the past 2 years. The startups and allow student interns to run communal aspect to housing on campus.” construction of a new plaza between Furst the offices with oversight from Sy Syms fac- Additionally, the television screens on the Hall and the Glueck Center and Gottesman ulty. The Incubator Lab and Israel Business Edison gas installations to improve heating second floor of Glueck are in full working Library, the repair of the hot tub in the Max Incubator Project were given a major push and the audio-visual equipment in many order and will show an image of whoever Stern Athletic Center and the refurbishing of forward last year with a $350,000 grant from classrooms has been upgraded. In Furst Hall, is giving a sicha or shiur on the first floor the Belfer Hall lobby with a new paint job, New York State Senator Todd Kaminsky. urinal wall dividers have been installed in the of Glueck. tiled floors and TV screens are features of Additional renovations to other parts bathrooms and lights have been replaced in Besides for its basement, the Furst Hall improved campus facilities. of campus are also being completed. The classrooms. lobby has also had some new additions added

Betty Sugarman Joins as Pre-Law Personal Statement Writing Coach, New Faces in YU Offices

Sugarman joins the staff following the departure of Wilf Communications. She has nearly twenty years of experience By Yitzchak Carroll campus Pre-Law Advisor Dina Chelst and the subsequent in public relations, including a senior leadership position at and Benjamin Koslowe promotion of Ms. Wood-Hill, who previously served as the Edelman and Weber Shandwick. Most recently, she worked pre-health advisor for many years, to serve in an advising with non-for-profits, serving as the chair of the communi- Yeshiva University hired several new staff members for role for both pre-med and pre-law students. cations committee of the Advisory Board for Mount Sinai’s the upcoming academic year to fill vacancies and bolster Dr. Sugarman previously departments. served as an independent con- Samantha Hitt, who previously worked as the Executive sultant in various capacities, “My door is always open and I would love to hear from you.” Assistant to the Head of School at MTA, will be joining the and currently teaches leadership ___ Dean’s Office as the new Senior Academic Administrator, and strategic communications Mechal Haas, Senior Director of Communications starting this week. She replaces Yehudis Isenberg, who joined graduate courses at Columbia the Drisha Institute as Director of Operations after working University. She will work with in the Dean’s Office since 2012 and in YU since 2005. pre-law students from both campuses. Adolescent Health Center and leading communications Dr. Betty Sugarman is joining the Academic Advising Erika Shechter was recently hired as an Academic Advisor and strategic marketing for Seleni Institute, focusing on Department as a Personal Statement Writing Coach. in Yeshiva College. Schechter earned a bachelors from SUNY maternal mental health. According to a recent email from Wilf Pre-Professional Binghamton and a masters of social work from Columbia “As an alum of Stern College for Women,” wrote Haas, “I Advising Director Lolita Wood-Hill and Beren Academic University’s School of Social Work. She has spent the past am very excited to be back at YU and am inspired by the work and Pre-Law Advisor Ilana Milch, “Sugarman has been hired seven years in Israel working in both government and non- being done under Rabbi Berman’s leadership.” She added, to assist students applying to law school in the 2018-2019 profit social service agencies, in addition to working as an “I am excited to learn more about your experiences as well. cycle with their personal statements. She will be available ‘Eim Bayit’ for a post-high school yeshiva. She is “absolutely My door is always open and I would love to hear from you.” to work with applicants on an individual basis starting in thrilled to be joining such an inspiring team of people at YU.” September.” Mechal Haas was recently appointed Senior Director of

New Faces in YU (left to right): Erika Shechter, Samantha Hitt, Mechal Haas (Betty Sugarman not pictured) YESHIVA UNIVERSITY 6 News Monday, September 3, 2018

RIETS Hires New Undergraduate Rabbeim

also be catering to the growing Sephardic approach to learning any page of Gemara Rabbi Weinberger will be coming to By Esther Stern population in Yeshiva and will be teach- through the lens of Rashi’s interpretation.” Yeshiva monthly and will be present for a ing a Stone Beit Medrash Program (SBMP) Rabbi Rubenstein will be giving chabu- minimum of one Shabbat this year. He will This year, RIETS hired three new under- shiur. Rabbi Zahtz will be teaching a MYP rot and meeting with students on Tuesday also continue to lead many of the major graduate Rebbeim to supplement the existing shiur that caters to students seeking skills nights, a role originally filled by Rabbi events, as he has in the past. The biggest Undergraduate Torah Studies staff as well development. Weinberger. However, Rabbi Rubinstein change will be the many hours that Rav as to take over some responsibilities held by Weinberger spent every week meeting with former Mashpia Rabbi Moshe Weinberger. “It is our responsibility to provide pathways for as students. Rabbis Mordechai BenHaim, Dan Cohen, Regarding both the new hires of RIETS Ari Zahtz and Yehoshua Rubenstein com- many of our Talmidim as possible with Rabbeim, and the shifting of responsibilities since the menced their new roles in the University at leaving of Rabbi Weinberger, Rabbi Penner the beginning of the semester. Mashgichim and others who they can relate to.” has said, “It is our responsibility to provide Each new hire is intended to fill a spe- ___ pathways for as many of our Talmidim as possible with Rabbeim, Mashgichim and cific niche within the University. Rabbi Rabbi Menachem Penner BenHaim will be teaching the first Mazer others who they can relate to.” He further Yeshiva Program (MYP) shiur specifically ca- explains that RIETS “will continue to provide tered to the Sephardic population at Yeshiva In talking about his new position, Rabbi will not be assuming the position of Mashpia, an even wider variety of role models and University, that will be taught in English. Zahtz explained, “I look forward to creating and RIETS “will continue to look for those teachers from whom our precious Talmidim Rabbi Cohen, who had previously taught relationships with my talmidim and work- who can assume different parts of [Rabbi can learn.” classes in Isaac Breuer College (IBC), will ing together with them on developing an Weinberger’s] role.”

RIETS Rebbeim (clockwise from top left): Ari Zahtz, Moshe Weinberger, YESHIVA UNIVERSITY Dan Cohen, Mordechai BenHaim, Yehoshua Rubenstein Monday, September 3, 2018 News 7

Yeshiva College Institutes New Valedictorian Policies

Yeshiva College Associate Dean of selection of 3-5 students for the the graduating class, not only be- presentations allow us to identify By Benjamin Koslowe Operations and Student Affairs. In next step in the determination. ing a star within it. A student who a student who is both intellectu- the weeks that followed, a selection “The policies for designating the has a very high GPA but cannot ally and academically spectacular As of this Fall 2018 semester, process by Deans and professors YC valedictorian have been in place articulate a vision for life, Jewish and deeply thoughtful—and is thus new policies for determining the narrowed down the set and eventu- for some time,” said Dean Karen reflective of the best YC has to offer Yeshiva College valedictorian have ally culminated in the final decision Bacon, “but were not known by “I appreciate the the world.” been officially introduced into the in mid-April. everyone. It therefore was sensible After deliberations, the Deans updated Academic Information and As per the new de jure policies, and appropriate to include them input of the students and Executive Committee shall Policies of the Yeshiva University the Deans plus one member of the in our catalog.” She added, “I ap- vote for the recipient of the award Undergraduate Catalog for Men. Executive Committee (which last preciate the input of the students in motivating this based on academic performance, The changes follow a Commentator year included Professors Shalom in motivating this change.” breadth and an eye for a “well- investigation last semester into Holtz and Aaron Koller) vet can- After the 3-5 finalists are de- change.” rounded” student. policies and processes that deter- didates on the basis of academic termined, the students, as per the ___ “I’m glad to hear that going mine YU’s nine yearly undergradu- criteria. These candidates shall new guidelines, are to be inter- Dean Karen Bacon forward there will be clarity and ate valedictorian awards. consist of up to 15 students who viewed by the Deans and Executive transparency in the process,” wrote Last year, as in several previ- have the highest GPAs amongst Committee. The students will also Benji Wajsberg (YC ‘18), one of ous years, the Yeshiva College graduating seniors and have at deliver short presentations about or otherwise, deserves to be rec- last year’s valedictorian finalists. valedictorian selection process least 94 credits in residence. Any their qualifications. “The reason ognized for his grades, and will “I think that these updates are a began in March, when 11 final- student with a W or Incomplete we do not go by grades alone,” be honored with summa cum good thing for the university and ists were announced via an email grade is not considered for vale- explained Koller, “is that we see laude, but is not what we want in for its students.” from Dean Fred Sugarman, the dictorian. This process leads to the the valedictorian as representing a valedictorian. The interviews and

Yeshiva University Commencement 2018 YESHIVA UNIVERSITY

Men’s Soccer Promotes Davidson to Head Coach Coach as they are unused to having him in team. Rolanda Bell, a former track athlete on August 31st. By Chana Weinberg such a high position. When this concern at the University of Tennessee, will be the WOMEN’S VOLLEYBALL Coach was brought to his attention, the new coach Head coach, and she will be assisted by Lidia Dalliana Toussiant looks forward to On August 1, the Athletics Department had full confidence that this would not be Garcia. In the past, the men’s and women’s “building skills” with returning players. Last promoted JJ Davidson from Assistant Coach an issue. Cross Country teams shared coaches. year’s Volleyball team left much to be desired to Head Coach of the Men’s Soccer team. “My communication with the players WOMEN’S TENNIS looks to repeat after finishing their season with a record This move comes after Josh Pransky, former has always been very open and direct, and as champions: Fresh off an appearance of 1-19. The rough season seems to have Director of Recruitment and Alumni Affairs they can expect the same from me as the in the NCAA Division Three Tournament already been forgotten by Coach ‘Dalli, who in the Athletics department, stepped down head coach,” Davidson said. “Obviously, this past spring, the women’s tennis team described herself as “super excited” for the from his full-time position at YU. some things will be done differently now as aims to go all the way for the second year upcoming season. Women’s Volleyball plays “I feel truly honored to be the Head Coach I implement my coaching philosophy but in a row. The biggest obstacle they must its first game of the season versus Lehman at YU, and I can't wait for the season to I've felt nothing other than support and overcome is the loss of star player Shani College on August 31. start,” Davidson told The Commentator excitement from the team so far.” Hava, who graduated last spring after ac- MEN’S CROSS COUNTRY did not shortly after his promotion. Davidson’s familiarity with the team will cumulating numerous Skyline Conference reply to The Commentator's requests for end up being an asset, as he is a young coach Player of the Year Awards in her four years comments on the upcoming season. with little head coaching experience. He at YU. Tennis opens its season against Pratt “My communication with served as Head Coach at Kushner Yeshiva on September 2nd. High School as well as the Head Coach for WOMEN’S SOCCER aims to contin- the players has always been the USA Under-16 junior boys team in the ue building its program under Coach very open and direct and 2018 International Maccabi Youth Soccer Marc Zharnest: While the Men’s soccer Games (YUmacs.com). team faces a coaching transition this season, they can expect the same "J.J. is an excellent young coach with the women’s team, under Coach Zharnest great leadership skills," Yeshiva University is looking to retain some consistency. The from me as the head coach.” Director of Athletics, Joe Bednarsh said in a enthused coach told The Commentator that __ statement to YUmacs.com. "His philosophy “there is no greater feeling than just get- mirrors that of the department's, and he's ting back to work,” especially as the team JJ Davidson going to bring a level of discipline and hard- has retained its core group of players and nosed style of play that will be very exciting added some “new recruits.” Coach Zharnest Davidson faces an interesting challenge to watch." also preaches patience in the team’s prep this year, as 14 of the 20 players on the In other YU sports news: for the season. “We need to walk before we team’s roster have worked with Davidson in WOMEN’S CROSS COUNTRY has a can run,” Zharnest said regarding of the his prior role as Assistant Coach. It is pos- new Head Coach and Assistant Coach: work the athletes must do to prepare for the sible such a promotion could spurn tension YU recently announced that there will be two season. Women’s soccer open’s its season between the athletes and their new Head new coaches for the Women’s Cross-country against out of conference team City College JJ Davidson YESHIVA UNIVERSITY 8 Features Monday, September 3, 2018

Why Sam Harris Can Make Good Tea, but Only Tea

to the hotdog vender replies: “Ah, no, sir. as “happiness,” but I will translate it here concord with the views of John Mackie and By Dovid Schwartz Change comes only from within.” Do we see as “well-being.” Every reasonable person Bertrand Russell, who believed we should the question of the good tea and the good believes in well-being, which is to say that express value judgments in the “optative I enjoyed a very interesting summer. I society as the same or are they entirely dif- certain ways of living are better than oth- mood.” By this, I mean it is not correct to say would like to share with you my experi- ferent? Are we using “good” in the same way? ers. But not everyone agrees on what sort “I ought not murder.” Instead, it is correct ences. But first, a joke, or, at least, the very Or, like the hot dog vendor, have we conflated of word “better” is. to say “I ought not murder in order to have first part of a joke: What did the Buddhist what ought to remain separate and equated Sam Harris, a popular author, takes a the state-of-consciousness I prefer.” ask for on his hotdog? Certain important that which ought to have been distinct? reductive view of well-being. By this, I mean Sam Harris can make good tea because questions don’t bother us enough. (This is These issues lie at the center of classical he understands well-being as a state-of- we take “good” here to mean the tea I prefer not the punchline. That will come soon.) I political philosophy. What is “good”? In pos- consciousness. To borrow one of his analo- or the tea I require to achieve something I spent my summer thinking about them at ing this question, we are not looking for a list gies, we consider health to be a state of the prefer. But Sam Harris cannot be good in the Claremont McKenna College where, along of good things or criteria by which things body. Likewise, in Harris’ view, well-being higher sense of the word, in the sense where is a state-of-consciousness. This state will good transcends preference and is a fact of include experiences of happiness, awe, love, the universe. He can act that way, but he acts Morality, on this view, does not rise above the human theatre, etc. It will not include things like misery, that way for something else: his preferred pain, depression, etc. However, left out on state of consciousness. Remove that goal, but is instead shackled inside the fleshy matter in our skulls. this model is any fact of the ought sort. It and he no longer has a reason to act that relies on preference. Which is to say, we way. On Harris’ view, what grounds moral with some other students, I read an excel- qualify to be on this list. We are looking for should prefer certain states of consciousness claims is their consequence to our conscious. lent and difficult book called “Natural Right something more abstract. To illustrate what (those we identify with “well-being”) to oth- Morality, on this view, does not rise above and History” by Leo Strauss. Later on, in I mean, consider the distinction between fact ers (those we identify with “bad”). But why the human theatre, but is instead shackled Washington D.C., I spent seven weeks study- and preference. When I say “Murder is bad” ought we prefer these things? Harris’ system inside the fleshy matter in our skulls. Is this ing other books — from Aristotle's “Ethics” to and then follow up and say, “Also, borscht is cannot resolve this question. view correct? Machiavelli’s “The Prince” — on a program bad,” have I used the word bad here in two Instead, all he can do is say we do in fact This is what I spent my summer thinking called Hertog. different ways or one? prefer these things. He spends time and en- about, and if you’ve made it to the end of this I pose the following question: How do As frum Jews, we sympathize with those ergy trying to think about what sort of world article, you may want to spend your next you make a good cup of tea? The answer de- who draw a distinction. “Murder is bad” is a would be most conducive to this well-being. summer thinking about these things too. pends upon an insignificant dilemma: What fact of the Universe, much as the equation In this regard, his view enjoys (suffers from?) constitutes a good cup of tea? This is easily “1+1=2” is a fact of the universe. “Borscht is resolved. “Good” here means something bad,” is not a fact of the universe. At best, that fulfills its function: a good cup of tea we can say “I prefer not to eat borscht,” is a cup of tea that gets the job done. When which is a fact of the universe but one of a I make tea, it is simple. I like it caffeinated different order. Facts of the universe such as because I am tired and I like it unsweetened “Murder is bad” (if indeed it is a fact) are true because I hate myself: a simple tea for a without being contingent upon my prefer- simple function. ence. Which is to say, whether I like murder I pose, now, a different question which or not, it is still bad. Facts of the universe, may be entirely the same: How do you make such as “borscht is bad,” are true if and only a good society? The answer depends upon a if I mean to express “I don’t like the taste of significant dilemma. What constitutes a good borscht,” and I do not in fact like it. Thus, it society? “Good” here may mean something is contingent upon my preferences. that fulfills its function, but it may mean Is “the good” a preference or is “the good” something else. a fact? This was one of the questions I spent The Buddhist asks for everything on his my summer thinking about. Aristotle, in his hotdog. If you didn’t get this one, here’s book titled “Nicomachean Ethics,” believes another: The Buddhist hands the hotdog that the good is a fact. Aristotle believes vender a fifty-dollar bill and waits for his that there is a way that you should live, and change, but it never comes. The Buddhist he calls this way of living eudaimonia. This says, “Hey! Where’s my change?” To which word has been conventionally translated Tea

My First Fight

natural springs and waterfalls and took plen- one of them, and we all introduced our- on. Before I could tie it, I heard two Arab By Phillip Nagler ty of cool pictures. People filled the park selves. He was a really friendly guy; he told teenagers yelling intensely at each other. from corner to corner, both Jews and Arabs. us that he was from Nazareth and that he They were less than 10 feet away from me. It was a bright and sunny day in Northern In the late afternoon, we moved to a was Palestinian. He had a big scar on his Next thing I knew, one of them punched the Israel. My friends and I had a vacation day new location to go swimming. We put our back. I found out later from my friend that other in the face, and they started to fight. from our research labs, so we decided to things down next to a group of Arabs, who he got the scar from his father, who held a travel to Gan Hashlosha, a national park. were around the same age as we were. One knife up against his back. When he was a I thought that I would get The park was beautiful. We swam in various of my friends started a conversation with teenager, he didn’t want to be a religious Muslim anymore, and this is what dragged into the fight, being led to the knife incident. He told my friend that his relationship with his that I was sitting a few feet father is better now. We swam for another hour and a away. half. There was a large and cascad- ing waterfall that was a 15-minute Two other Arab teenagers joined in on swim away from where we entered the fight. It started to get very intense. Many the water. After returning to shore, people were a few feet away just watching, I was completely tuckered out from including me and my friend who was also swimming all day. I decided to head out of the water. The Arab guy who my friend to the showers and change, while was talking to got out of the water and tried the rest of my friends decided to to break up the fight. He was not able to over- stay in the water for a little longer. power the four of them and ran to get help. Upon return, I saw that most of I was petrified. I thought that I would my friends were still in the water. get dragged into the fight, being that I was One of my friends in the water was sitting a few feet away. One of my shoes was still talking to the young Arab man still untied, and the other one wasn’t even who he had met earlier that day. I on my foot. I tried moving my hands to tie had flip flops on, and I wanted to change into my sneakers. I sat down Continued on Page 13 and started putting one of them Reflection Monday, September 3, 2018 Features 9 From the SOY President’s Desk: Appreciating YU's Uniqueness as Home to a Diverse Jewish Community and Our Responsibility as the Nucleus of American Modern Orthodoxy

merely receiving a daily reminder student has the potential to gain published an article describing the our professional lives. For those By Moshe Spirn of how lucky we are to be a part tremendously from all YU has to recent trends of all the morning of us who studied in Israel, those of it is enough to transform our offer. However, not everyone will programs. As Rabbi Kalinsky was institutions mainly had a singular This year will be different. I feel year into something unrecogniz- have the pleasure of maximizing quoted in that article, “every morn- focus on learning Torah. While ac- confident in saying this before I ably positive. their time here. The greatest en- ing program is a l’chatchilah (an quiring skills for studying Torah is know anything about how any of When I was a senior in high emy to a prosperous college expe- ideal) in its own right.” Regardless crucial, it is equally important to your classes will unfold, how much school, I, like all of you, chose to rience is something with which we of what a student is looking for allow the words we learn to per- you will enjoy your amazing morn- attend Yeshiva University. I didn’t are all—unfortunately—probably in a morning program, YU has an meate the lives we live. YU, with ing programs, or how many new know much about the day-to-day familiar. It is the cynicism and amazing option for him. We can’t its integrated schedule, teaches us friends you will make. I know very life in the university and all of its in- little of what the upcoming year tricacies, but that didn’t matter. All The greatest enemy to a prosperous college experience is something with has in store, yet I can assure you it I knew about YU was its reputation, will be different from anything you history and legacy. My father at- which we are all, unfortunately, probably familiar. It is the cynicism and have experienced before. If this is tended Yeshiva University, and my your first year here, you may not be mother attended Stern College for despondency that creeps into our thoughts, conversations and body language. surprised by this assertion. Some Women. I grew up hearing about of the upperclassmen, however, the history and personalities of YU, despondency that creeps into our take the spectrum of programs for how to juggle different priorities may be a little skeptical. Allow me including Rabbi Soloveitchik, Dr. thoughts, conversations and body granted, as there is no other Jewish and different values; how to work to explain why I am so confident. Belkin, Rabbi Lamm and many language. As long as it exists, the school in the world that has the diligently and manage our time What is the biggest difference in more. I wasn't as concerned with student body of YU will not achieve range of students that YU does. And properly. As Rabbi Penner often the campus between this year and the details of my specific YU experi- all it can. As a member and leader while such a range is not without says, we only get busier after YU. last? We have some new amazing ence because I was so excited that of the student government, I have its challenges, it presents a unique The skills we learn here will help teachers and rebbeim and many I would have the opportunity to to fight this enemy at every op- opportunity to grow alongside each us meet the challenges life has in new students, but the most im- be a part of something bigger, to portunity. I will use this platform other. Complementing the diverse store. pactful newcomers have been the be a link in the chain which is YU. to begin my mission by reminding student body is an unparalleled Lastly, I want to focus on some- impossible-to-miss banners which Knowing this was all the convincing all YU students why their time here roster of roshei yeshiva and re- thing related to what President now cover many of the walls of I needed that I belonged at YU.. will be awesome. ligious staff who are here to ca- Berman spoke about at the open- Glueck, Furst and the elevators of As its banners and history can I will first call your attention ter to every kind of student that ing kennes this year. YU and its Belfer. These banners are a trium- attest, YU is an amazing place. We to the amazing diversity of YU’s walks into their classrooms. All of phant reminder about the history are all blessed with the privilege of morning programs. At the end this exists in the same institution Continued on Page 13 of this amazing institution, and calling this place our home. Every of last year, The Commentator which trains and prepares us for

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The Enclosure of Modern American Industry: The Death of the Yeoman Worker

here, we won’t be able to solve anything. To intentional debasement by the royal treasury. categorized poverty and provided aid to By Aryeh Schonbrun answer that question, we should begin where In an attempt to slow the inflation, caps were those destitute enough to earn the court’s this country started: the yeoman farmer. instituted on maximum pay for artisans and sympathy. If one had just cause to be poor Over the past few decades we have wit- The yeoman farmer, or an independent most of the market became regulated and (i.e. injury, disease etc.), he would get some nessed dramatic events in global and domes- self-sustaining individual in Elizabethan highly competitive. The Statute of Artificers help. On the other hand, one who dared be tic politics, economics and society. We have (17th century) England, became the em- (1563) restricted the movement and employ- destitute without cause would be arrested, experienced the dramatic growth of tech, blem of the young British colonies in North ment of most artisans and marks one of the enslaved, shipped abroad or even executed. information technologies and the painful America. These farmers, who came over as first times a government actively and directly Thus, having been previously expropriated, reminders that we still share a finite, limited indentured servants from the U.K., colo- intervened in purely economic affairs. By set- the poor of England could now be held ac- world. The average global temperature has nized much of what we regard as the original ting a maximum pay, the king had thought to countable for their poverty. Since, as we all increased as much as our financial anxieties. thirteen colonies. They did not employ slave fight inflation, however, the inflation contin- know, the good Lord hath commanded “In We have seen runs on the market, downturns labor, nor could they rely on government as- ued, leaving the growing middle class unable the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, that left people poor and un/underemployed; sistance. They acted alone, succeeded alone, to demand higher compensation. till thou return unto the ground.” bubbles form and pop and swindlers rob us (even YU!) of our billions. Politicians have privatized away much of our common re- The [American] government, by virtue of its incessant violation of laissez-faire and its heavy- sources, and the cost of living has climbed. handed approach towards systemic poverty, has become what it once acutely feared: Though we live in a time of plenty, the middle class struggles to survive making a corrupt, cruel, totalitarian communist entity. less, working harder, and in constant battle with the headwinds of a ‘freer’ and ‘liberated’ marketplace. The middle class suffers: it and if it they could not avoid it, failed and Additionally, upon recognizing the gov- While this may all seem very distant to has lost much of its say in politics, seen its died alone. They came alone on a mission ernment’s inability to fight inflation, the us all, we should not turn away from the unions disbanded and underfunded, and, to find freedom and self-sufficiency in the government began to seize and sell plots of stark similarities we encounter in both our though workers produce much more than newly-discovered Americas, but they did so state land, previously ‘common’ or shared, contemporary world and pre-Industrial their counterparts in the 1980s, their pay, out of desperation and with the will to restore public land, and sell them to private enti- England. I do not claim scientific accuracy accounting for inflation, has stagnated for what they had lost back home. ties. This, it claimed, would encourage more in my analysis, but perhaps a basic under- decades. That, coupled with increased costs Life in 16th and 17th century England efficient farming/grazing practices and, of standing of historical phenomena. associated with healthcare, education and had become quite difficult for the middle course, relieve the government of some of its To start with, we could go back to the home-ownership which have outpaced infla- class. Freed of feudal constraints, the English debts. However, on account of the inability 1960s. The middle class, sustained by the tion and increasing job insecurity has made middle class grew and began to develop of the middle class to solidify as a powerful post-war boom of the 50s had come great it difficult for the average American family industries of its own. Guilds formed and economic force, and as a result of corrupt strides since the turmoil of the 30s. The to get ahead in this tough-but-‘booming’ strengthened, and farmers and artisans, political negotiations and unequal leverage, average American worker made significantly economy. bolstered by common ownership of arable most of the public lands seized did not sell more than his parents’ generation, and, on for a proper price and it became still average, Americans were living better, longer harder for the now-impoverished to and healthier lives. The wars in Korea and keep up. Vietnam, and the Cold-War preoccupation Over 150 years, much of the once- put some strain on the American psyche, but common land had been repurposed wreaked havoc on the government economic for industrial farming or grazing, or interests. The U.S., unable to pay back inves- turned over for recreational activities tors and lenders, decided in 1972, under the such as deer-hunting, while masses auspices of President Nixon, to debase the of poor, thoroughly expropriated monetary supply (by taking us off the gold and ever multiplying, made their standard), effectively defaulting on billions way to the major cities in search of of dollars of debt and thus lending a tail-wind food and lodging (sometimes even to the hyperinflation crisis of the 70s and their houses were destroyed in land early 80s. Pension funds and middle-class takeovers). Through these numerous savings were hit the most, and by the time Acts of Enclosure (or fencing off), the the government had come around to fixing middle class was destroyed, and from what they had done by re-evaluating the its ashes sprung the despaired masses currency through the economic reforms of of the English working industrial class the 80’s (e.g. raising interest rates to +20%), and the Industrial Revolution. the middle class had suffered an insurmount- During the messy transition, and able setback. on account of the appalling condi- Instead of letting the working population tions of the expropriated masses, nurse its wounds, the government, intent many sought a way out. Those who on restructuring government policy and had the courage signed up for in- fearful of its own irresponsibility, began dentured life in the colonies and left to privatize major industries and actively their brethren to struggle with an joined hands with private enterprise. The infantile welfare state. Extreme pov- banks got bailouts, the interest rate was erty gave way to pervasive crime and reduced dramatically when recession hit in dangerous streets and, in response the late 80’s, and the middle class was then to an increasingly worried constitu- left to suffer with recession, and, of course, These facts underlie many of the great land, began to grow self-sufficient. However, ency, Queen Elizabeth I instituted the Poor now with less stock in the collectively-built, social issues our generation faces, but, with- the country began to suffer economically Laws (1601). These laws, an expansion of out a better understanding over how we got from inflation instigated by wars, debt and previously-limited legislation, defined and Continued on Page 12 12 Features Monday, September 3, 2018

Political Cartoon THE MIAMI HERALD

Debtors’ prisons reopened under the policy, unbridled/protected by regulation, demand change and take back what is ours. MODERN AMERICAN INDUSTRY, guise of myriad antiquated laws, the War has made basic goods and necessities more The great English author George Orwell, continued from Page 11 on Drugs took on racial and social preroga- and more expensive, and public bailouts of famous for his anti-communist satires (e.g. tives to rid the streets of previously misde- private banks have erased the limits of gov- 1984, Animal Farm), once wrote (Tribune industrial prowess of the American economy. meanor crimes and impoverished criminals, ernment intervention. In England, the poor 8/1944): American industry rebounded, though and mass-incarceration started to make its concentrated in the cities and set in motion with the promise of further automation and way into lower-income American society. the Industrial Revolution. In our times the If giving the land of England back to the higher efficiency. Large, private conglomer- Poor states languished from reduced federal poor learned to forego stable industrial jobs people of England is theft, I am quite ates assimilated many smaller industries, spending, schools became re-segregated in favor of new ‘services’, undefined and un- happy to call it theft. In his zeal to defend technology and robotics improved, and, as as a result of unequal economic develop- stable. Education has become a commodity, private property, my correspondent does a result, industry employs less and less of ment, and politicians happily relinquished individual responsibility an oft-repeated but not stop to consider how the so-called the working population. control over major industries and interests misunderstood trope, and the middle-class’s owners of the land got hold of it. They Many of America’s battered workers in favor of their friends in the private sec- hopes to resurface have been beaten back simply seized it by force, afterwards hir- then turned to the ‘services’ sector of the tor. Taxes were cut, ‘entitlements’ reduced, after multiple economic shocks. ing lawyers to provide them with title- economy. Instead of pure manufacturing, and the American work ethic, once a mu- The American worker, having suffered deeds. In the case of the enclosure of the American workers began providing an array tually-accepted value, became the mantra much in the last few decades has become common lands, which was going on from of different services. We no longer focused on of an increasingly polemic aristocracy, ea- accustomed to his new situation. He is a ser- about 1600 to 1850, the land-grabbers did producing cars, but rather information, hos- ger to establish moral domination over the vant of the financial interests of the market. not even have the excuse of being foreign pitality, food services and more. The strong, nouveau-pauvre. The government, on the other hand, by virtue conquerors; they were quite frankly tak- unionized, and proud industrial worker gave One can see that, America, and with it of its incessant violation of laissez-faire and ing the heritage of their own countrymen, way to the overworked, downtrodden, paper- much of Western society, repeated the same its heavy-handed approach towards systemic upon no sort of pretext except that they pushing wage-worker (see David Graeber’s mistakes and iniquities that had once pro- poverty, has become what it once acutely had the power to do so. book, “Bullshit Jobs”), unable to find either duced poverty in pre-Industrial England. feared: a corrupt, cruel, totalitarian, com- It is desirable that people should own a proper income, nor a reliable safety net in Eager to control the market, the government munist entity. their own dwelling houses, and it is prob- the post-Industrial economy. limited the economic prospects for a large We will not find a solution to this tragedy ably desirable that a farmer should own America expanded its social services to segment of its population (raising interest of the commons easily. As time goes on and as much land as he can actually farm. assist those who could not succeed in the new rates). It then proceeded to unfairly redis- the market continues to distribute unequal But the ground-landlord…has no func- jungle of an economy, but these came with tribute previously state-held resources in an gains to the rich, the American worker will tion and no excuse for existence. He is expectations, requirements and bureaucrat- effort to still reassert itself. Upon its predict- continue in his despairing tumble into the merely a person who has found out a way ic condescension. The proud middle-class able failure, the government adapted to the void of interminable subjugation. He cannot of milking the public while giving nothing American could still survive, but only as a interests of the new elites, and doubled-down escape to a new world of opportunity, no in return. He causes rents to be higher… humble servant of political and economic on its anti-worker agenda. new frontier awaits his manly courage and that is literally all that he does, except to interests. The days of self-sufficient union- In historic England, food was kept expen- steadfast determination. We must make do draw his income. If that [redistribution] ization and proud workmanship had passed. sive by politically motivated tariffs, while with what remains for us workers and hope is theft, all I can say is, so much the bet- Instead, poverty again began to anger those in modern America, monopolistic private to see change in our times. We must also ter for theft. in power. Monday, September 3, 2018 Features 13

FROM THE COMMIE ARCHIVES FIRST FIGHT, continued from Page 8 Editor's Note: The Commentator has decided to reprint the following op-ed about journalistic goals my shoes, but they were paralyzed with fear. and ideals. Though written 30 years ago, the questions raised and ideas expressed remain relatable and One of the Arab teenagers started lobbing relevant today. any objects he could find at the other two teenagers. He first picked up a large branch and threw it at them. Then he whacked them with a spatula that he grabbed from a nearby From the Archives (November 22, 1988; Volume 54 grill. Not long after, he lifted the entire grill and launched it at them. Issue 4) — Opinion: Role of The Press The fight moved a few feet away from where I was sitting. I mustered the courage to put on and tie both of my shoes. A secu- rity guard arrived, his face with a grim and By Barry Kaye nervous expression. He called for backup on his walkie-talkie. There are those among us that feel the role of The My friend and I got up and started to Commentator should be limited to reporting only the leave the area. As we started to move away, positive aspects of YU. They claim the paper, being we saw about seven or eight security guards read by thousands including alumni, is no place for running in the direction of the fight. At this students to air their complaints, their criticisms or even point, I felt safe and started to calm down. their misgivings. Similarly they profess that the paper We went back to get the rest of our friends should not highlight any of YU’s lackings or failures, but a few minutes later, and everything seemed rather should report the news in a saccharin fashion. to have settled down. It was getting late, so I must protest these assertions. As a responsible we gathered up all of our things and headed Yeshiva journalist, I am cognizant of the seeming ten- out of the park back to Jerusalem. Suffice it sion between those who state that any form of public to say, we had a good story to tell everyone criticism, even if it be constructive, is forbidden and when we got back. those who advocate the type of role Western society This whole experience made me think a has reserved for the media. lot about Arab life in Israel. I’ve had a few As far back as Sophocles, philosophers have espoused interactions with Israeli Arabs, but I don’t the position that writers should portray the world as think I had ever spoken to someone who it actually is, so as to allow man to judge for himself identified as a Palestinian. When the whole his own iniquities and hopefully reform his actions. fight was happening just a few feet away from Similarly, our press is a medium by which our com- me, there were all of these voices echoing in munity, comprised of students and faculty, is able to my head. Some of these voices were educa- evaluate its actions. Maimonides implies in his writings tors from middle school and high school. on repentance (Mishnah Torah: Hilchot Teshuvah) that They were telling me that Palestinians are before one can fully repent and feel remorse for one’s taught to hate Jews in grade school and that actions, one must be fully aware of what he has done. they are cruel people who use human shields. Thus, we need a means of examining our actions and a These voices were also telling me that I was in forum for constructive criticism that will reach all the danger and that these teenagers were about members of our community. to attack me. Then there was another voice We attend a yeshiva that prides itself on the encour- in my head, the voice of mainstream media. agement it extends to the students to take an active role It spoke to me saying that Palestinians are in determining its direction. We have a student govern- people too; that they are oppressed and live ment, Senate and Court, all of which are outgrowths in a poor economic society. This voice told of this desire and all of which are alien to the classic me that this fight had nothing to do with me yeshiva. The classic yeshiva had no need for democracy and that I had no reason to be scared. since its goal was unidirectional--to teach Torah and Part of me at the time of the fight wanted thereby mold its students into proper Jews. Our goals to get up and run away with only one shoe are centered around Torah and the desire to be proper on. I felt that it would be naïve of me to stay Jews, but often include secondary valid pursuits. so close to a potentially dangerous situation. By instilling the framework for a sense of democracy Another part of me felt that I would be safe in the yeshiva we must also accept its responsibilities. since this wasn’t my fight. After all, why A democracy cannot function without the participation would they attack me? It turned out that I got and the careful scrutiny of its participants. out of this situation completely unscathed, Our paper is an integral part of a system of checks but I wondered: was it right of me to not and balances which serve to safeguard students’ rights. get up and move away immediately when Without the public forum, an individual’s complaints the fight started? might receive little attention. Thus, by examining an Ultimately, it is foolish to shape an opin- issue, that maybe some would like to keep secret to the ion on a group of people from one bad expe- outside world, we are admitting our human frailty and rience. However, it made me realize that I are taking the first step towards correcting our actions. never really thought about the Palestinians who are living in Israel. Some of them may be violent like these couple of teenagers who got into a fight, for whatever reason. But some of them are nice and friendly people, like the guy that my friend was speaking to. After this experience, I view Palestinians

THE COMMENTATOR as human beings, rather than as a political The Commentator Archives concept.

still in college. So, to broaden the influence to maximize our time here. I will reiterate religious life on campus please feel free to SOY PRESIDENT, of the YU student body, I created a Torah what I said at the kennes: I think that it is come over to me in person or to email me continued from Page 9 publication, written by YU students, that critical for every student here to have a reli- at [email protected]). students have the capability to make an will be distributed in YU and in shuls across gious role model and mentor with whom to Finally, I will conclude by saying that in impact on Jews all across America. In my America. The name of the publication is consult about life and religious growth. In regards to growing religiously on campus, we opinion, we often don’t appreciate the fact Yitzchak Yiranen (Yitzchak rejoiced). My addition, we must avoid cynicism at all costs. receive a return only if we invest. We must that YU is the flagship of Modern Orthodoxy hope is that this publication will enable the While I must confess that I, too, am guilty stay in for Shabbos, and we must participate in America and, therefore, the impact it has students here at YU to appreciate the impact of being cynical, I think it is fair for me to in the various other religious programming on America. We don’t realize how communi- they can have on the larger Jewish commu- suggest that we must not complain just for YU offers. Hopefully by taking advantage ties all across America feel connected to YU nity just by contributing to and being active the sake of complaining. Instead of focus- of the religious opportunities for growth in and look to its roshei yeshiva, faculty and in the community of Yeshiva University. ing on the problem, why don’t we focus on YU, we will really enjoy our religious experi- students as role models. This fact is quite After internalizing the amazing oppor- thinking creatively about what can be done ence on campus. I am looking forward to an intimidating, and forced me to think how we tunities here in YU, I think that there are to remedy the issue? (On that note, if anyone amazing year! could actively reach out to the world while several other things we must do in order has any suggestions or concerns regarding 14 Opinions Monday, September 3, 2018

Counterpoint: Changing Routines, Not Lives

since Counterpoint ended, my answer to well being were a primary concern. Where or that they will make better choices fol- By Shira Levy the question of ‘why it matters’ is clear in vacation time is usually time spent roaming lowing their new experiences, it would be my mind and is different than what I was the streets or watching television, camp of- conjecture. The kids we grew to love will Deserts have perpetually blue skies—the told it would be. fered structure and activity. We promoted likely fall back into their routine. The endless sort of blue associated with beach days and A simple answer, such as “we changed interests and encouraged ambition by having blue sky will remind them every day that they summer weather. But the blue stretching their lives,” would be disrespectful to the the teens try new activities and think bigger live in Arad with limited options and a sort above the monochrome desert sand of Arad, campers I came to love and a misrepresen- about their goals. For example, we facilitated of routine that qualifies them as “at risk.” Israel does not have that positive, sunny- tation of the impactful work Counterpoint a camper-run play of a comedic, bilingual Their lives will most likely stay on course, day effect. Everything in Arad happens be- counselors do. Talking about the impact we neath a ceaselessly blue sky that, to many, made as “life-changing” or “everlasting” is would indicate hope and opportunity, but both a simplification and overestimation. I Saying that we ‘changed lives’ does not accurately describe what to Aradians represents the cyclical nature do not say this to minimize Counterpoint of their trying lives. or discount its immense value, rather, I we went there to do, nor does it properly depict the amazing I came to Arad with Counterpoint Israel, aim to identify and specify the impact of things we accomplished. a Yeshiva University program that sends stu- Counterpoint in Arad. dents to the Israeli cities of Kiryat Malachi, For three weeks, we teach kids ranging Dimona and Arad to run camps for at-risk from 11 to 16 years old English, give them version of “Romeo and Juliet.” In cycles of unchanged by three weeks of summer camp. teens. Counterpoint counselors are brought love and attention, and model a positive aggression and searches for dominance, we However, I do not believe the significance to these cities to “help campers strengthen relationship with authority. Then we leave. ended feuds in handshakes and catfights of Counterpoint lies in quantifiable results. their written and oratory English skills, to We leave just when the attachment and re- with apologies. Saying that we ‘changed lives’ does not ac-

The never-ending blue sky that covers the desert of Arad goes on unchanged, ELANA MULLER just like the lives of the campers at Counterpoint. bolster campers’ overall self-confidence, and lationship solidifies. We leave at the point For three weeks, nine Yeshiva University curately describe what we went there to to engage campers in conversations geared where they will be sad to see us go, but not students worked endlessly to create an envi- do, nor does it properly depict the amazing towards identity development,” according to miss us once we are gone. It is not clear that ronment based on unapologetic celebration things we accomplished. the program’s mission statement. These lofty three weeks in a full childhood matters at all. of values, learning and fun. We watched No cliche can do justice to the joy this pro- goals are actualized in a three-week summer We did not change the cycles our campers reticent campers emerge as self-declared gram creates and the potential it unleashes. camp that combines learning English with live in. We did not change the reality of ab- color war captains. Restless teens with little On the backdrop of life in Arad, the campers’ camp activities such as sports, art and dance. sent parents, desperate financial situations, interest in English articulated full sentences experience on Counterpoint is one of utter I think it’s important to reflect humbly or relieve them from whatever circumstances with genuine pride and a brand new confi- difference. Counterpoint matters because and honestly on why Counterpoint Israel they were born into that qualify them as “at- dence. In an energetic, charged environment it offers newness in every respect—not be- matters, and accordingly, after being a coun- risk teens.” We did not radically alter their where teamwork and comradery were es- cause it changes lives. Being around college selor on the program, I am forced to ask how relationships or facilitate a new kind of un- sential, campers opened up to one another, students who believe unflinchingly in each three weeks of summer camp can make any derstanding. What we did do was introduce a embraced their peers and worked to under- campers’ ability achieve their ambitions and difference in an otherwise-relentless routine welcome contrast and a joyful disruption. We stand each others’ differences. fulfill their potential is valuable in its own of boredom and unchallenged potential. interrupted an otherwise-empty summer and However, each morning the campers right. Those three weeks matter not for the Due to the subtleties involved in forming created variance where there was routine. We woke up to the same unflinching, blue sky, results that follow, but for what they were: relationships with teens, I could not seri- created a hiccup in these children’s painful reminding them that no matter the fun they unthinking fun and unquestioning support ously consider why and how Counterpoint and seemingly ceaseless cycle. had at camp, their circumstances can not for teens who are brimming with untapped makes a difference in the lives of the teens While the campers generally and com- be changed. To me, that color was a sym- potential. The three weeks matter in their it serves before participating in the pro- fortably challenge authority, face the conse- bol of what we came to Arad to do. Our ac- insinuation that there is more out there—that gram, and while I was in Arad, I constantly quences thereof, and again defy authority, we cents, attitude, hashkafa and relationships there is room for warm, caring relationships wrestled with a nagging concern that the insisted on a different dynamic by establish- all came together to create a fiery new color beneath the Aradian blue sky. work we were doing did not matter at all. ing warm and playful relationships. We mod- for contrast. Now, as almost two months have passed eled for the campers trusting relationships, If I were to put forward that the children's ones in which their happiness, balance, and routine will feel different after this disruption Monday, September 3, 2018 Opinions 15 Lessons Learned at YU

you to go. It is better to be late and know good memories to look back upon. But if establishing those helpful connections you By Efrat Malachi you tried than never to show up at all, which these fun times and friends are all that we will secure some peace of mind. So, whether might anyways result in worse consequences. are, then who are we? it be a class you’re failing in, a relationship Hopping off the plane fresh from shana Give yourself a chance. You deserve it. You are not defined by how many people you’re unsure about, social challenges or aleph in Israel and transitioning into the big My next piece of advice is that avoidance like you or dislike you. You are not more or even family drama, there is always someone world of college and adulthood is scary and is never the solution. This means that less of a person if you do or don’t go to a on the other line. You just need to pick up as you step foot into new, untested territory avoiding and pushing off work until a later party. No one and nothing can diminish your the phone and make the call. you are bound to come across some rocky time not only decreases your chances of doing plains. That is why I have made it my duty satisfactory work but also puts extra strain on Don’t throw away the grand life that’s waiting ahead for a to share a few of the major lessons and tips your current workload. Unfortunately, there I picked up during my first year on campus. is no prophetic aid anymore — no one really glamorous social life that you cannot take with you. Remember My hope is that you are able to internalize knows what will demand time and effort and these thoughts and messages that I’ve laid affect daily life. The only thing you can be to take a step back once in a while and see the larger picture out and, in doing so, you minimize your certain of is the present moment, therefore chances to err, giving you the opportunity it is better to do whatever work you can you’re painting. to have a smoother experience at school. get done today than to wait for tomorrow. Welcome to all the incoming and return- Additionally, unfinished long-term projects intrinsic value. You are a whole individual Finally, do what makes you happy. ing students! I will warn you, it will be a can create clouds that rain stress until the who has many parts and roles attached to This is not to say you should go out and do rollercoaster ride of a year — as is life — work is done. All in all, the faster you start you but still, those external things are not whatever you want. Rather, I’m saying you but in the end, it is worthwhile. Ladies and then the faster you finish and whether you you. You are a part of a family, a part of a should incorporate a recreational element gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and hold on do it the moment it’s assigned or the moment social circle, a part of an institution, but you into every day. It’s important to realize that tight as the ride of your life is about to begin. it’s due, it still needs to get done, so you are not limited to these associations because you are not just a student but a person with In no particular order, here is a list of may as well use your time wisely. Be smart; you are infinite at your core. Once you can complexities. It’s easy to get so bogged down lessons I learned and want to share with you. don’t wait until the last minute to do your feel complete with your infinite self, then you by work that you end up skipping over this will become more comfortable with missing aspect of your day, but it’s crucial to recog- fun outings and working many long hours nize that you’re not a robot. Taking breaks in all alone in your room. Don’t forget what between long study sessions to do the things you’re fighting for. This is your future self, that make you happy makes you a more future career, and your future family that efficient, productive and satisfied student you’re investing in. Be steadfast in what and person. you’re building towards and re-adjust your College is about balancing our multifac- focus when you need to because college is a eted lives and maintaining them to a top- confusing time and things can occasionally notch quality but sometimes we can forget get out of whack. why we put ourselves through it. You should Don’t throw away the grand life that’s keep your eyes on the future while remem- waiting ahead for a glamorous social life bering to care of yourself. While focusing on that you cannot take with you. Remember building a quality life for your future, remind to take a step back once in a while and see yourself to consider the quality you have now the larger picture you’re painting. and don’t be quick to compromise on either. Fourthly, I recommend you pray, pray, Dr. Benjy Epstein, a wise spiritual mentor and pray some more. This is not just a of mine, once said, “self-care is not selfish.” It is important to know that there are resources comforting line or tip to say to someone when This attitude will make your college journey for getting help right at your fingertips. they are at a loss and can’t seem to find their more successful. Do what makes you feel at way but a real-life skill. First, a person must peace with yourself, whether it be sipping on Firstly, it is better late than never, homework. You got this. have an honest conversation with himself to a Dunkin Donuts coffee, taking a stroll in which, before this past year, has never rung Thirdly, well-balanced social FOMO identify what his worries and weak points are the park, watching a movie, playing cards, so true. It doesn’t matter whether it’s coming is better than you think. Having a fear of and then he should address whatever is set- talking with a friend, meditating, working late to a class, handing in an assignment past missing out can feel like the end of a poten- ting him off. Communication is the greatest out, or even napping. The happier you are, its due date or even being tardy to an exam/ tially awesome social life you might have had. tool one has in life, whether it be praying to the more focused, confident and driven you midterm/final, you must remember that you But it is important at times to realize that God, seeing a counselor or talking to a friend can become. can only gain by going or handing in those nothing is more important than focusing on or mentor. It’s not embarrassing or shameful It is incredibly important to be aware of assignments. Arriving late might feel like your future success. If a social event or hang at all; rather, it’s the opposite. It’s a sign of this inner self and know that you can always the most embarrassing moment of your life, out with friends seem to trump most things strength, maturity and responsibility. Taking tap into it because it is the source of your ef- but that moment is fleeting. The unpleasant in your life and fog your vision, then you need the first step in asking for help shows a level forts and motivation to pursue your dreams. moments that enter your life function as a to redefine priorities. It is healthy to go out of self-care, self-love and responsibility. Doing the things you like emits this positive substitute teacher that’s there to teach and and have fun with friends, just remember Nowadays we are truly blessed that at energy which envelops you afterwards, and then run off towards the closest exit. They that everything is best in moderation. It’s our disposal are countless resources to fa- your smile will emerge simply because you don’t hang around. all about the balance. cilitate communication. Nothing is too big are more in tune with yourself. That is what Don’t settle for less just because you feel It’s crucial to frequently check in to see or too small to handle and no matter how we all must be working towards: not just the a bit nervous or embarrassed of what others that all areas of your life are fully balanced. scary and bleak the situation may seem, all quantity of the zeros on our paychecks but might think of you by being late. If you do One of the greatest things is to feel wanted the help and answers are there. Like with the quality of the one life we have to live. have those thoughts, just highlight them and and included in a social group. It’s exciting the struggles and fears that settle and build Let’s live it right. use them to improve. Although you may be participating in events or campaigns, being inside you, the strength to overcome and running late to class, it is still beneficial for a part of something bigger and having those rebuild is inside you as well. Once you start

Vote For Me, Vote for You, Vote for Who?

Democratic Party at one time staunchly perfect example to demonstrate that not to their explanation, Colorado discriminated By Chaya Bracha Walkenfeld supported religious (and Jewish) freedom, everyone can have equal rights at the same against the owner of the shop because of his and The Board of the College that is no longer the case. The Democratic time. When Jack Phillips, the owner of religious beliefs. Republicans Party promises to give everyone equal rights Masterpiece Cakeshop, refused to bake a Republicans support the Supreme (https://democrats.org/), however, that is wedding cake for a same-sex marriage, the Court’s decision in Masterpiece Cakeshop impossible because some people’s rights Colorado Civil Rights Commission (CCRC) v. CCRC because it pledges to “...defend the “Vote for me!” impede on the rights of others. By legislating ruled that Phillips violated the civil rights religious beliefs and rights of conscience of “Vote for me!” civil rights that are not in the Constitution, of the gay couple who ordered the cake, all Americans and to safeguard religious “No, actually just vote for me!” the Democrats are actually taking away rights despite the fact that designing the cake institutions against government control.” It Democratic candidates persuade you to enshrined in the Constitution. In particular, went against his own religious beliefs. continues to say that “Our First Amendment vote for them by claiming that their party the Public Leadership Institute explains that State court rulings upheld the CCRC rulings. rights are not given to us by the govern- ensures equal rights for all citizens, includ- many states grant protections to specific Masterpiece Cakeshop v. Colorado Civil ment but are rights we inherently possess. ing for Jews. This is why Jews voted for classes of people—these protections conflict Rights Commission went to the Supreme The government cannot use subsequent them historically, specifically from the time with your constitutional right of religious Court where, in June 2018, the justices re- of Franklin D. Roosevelt (Jewish Virtual freedom. versed all prior court decisions and voted 7-2 Continued on Page 17 Library). The Colorado cake shop incident is the in favor of the cake shop owner. According I am here to tell you that although the 16 Opinions Monday, September 3, 2018

“Westworld” Metacommentary Part I: These Violent Delights

by Quentin Tarantino contain an abundance even spread here to YU, where Rabbi Jeremy more subdued approach to violence and sex, By Samuel Gelman (Houston, of violent and bloody scenes, while films Wieder criticized The Commentator for pub- serves an excellent example of this. Texas) such as “Fifty Shades of Grey” are dedicated lishing an article about “Game of Thrones,” “Westworld” falls into an entirely differ- to the topic of sex. Many of these scenes saying that “the show itself is deeply, deeply ent category. It uses these graphic scenes Analysis. become iconic; everyone remembers the problematic.” not to further its own narrative, but to On the surface, “Westworld” tells the horse head scene from “The Godfather” or At first glance, it would seem that comment and examine the nature of these story of killer robots rebelling against their the moment the will-they-won’t-they couple “Westworld” embodies the many criticisms scenes on other shows precisely like “Game abusive human masters. On a deeper level, of their favorite TV show finally hooked up. of “Game of Thrones.” The first shot of the of Thrones.” “Westworld” examines questions regarding Others send more of an artistic message; “No pilot opens to a dark room that slowly il- To make this more clear, I have to free will and humanity, asking its viewers Country For Old Men’s” random violence luminates to reveal a naked woman sitting back up and explain the unique setting of to question what makes someone human serves as an antithesis of the Western genre on a stool. Other notable moments of the “Westworld”. The show takes place in a theme and the value of reality. Beneath that philo- and the philosophy of Tommy Lee Jones’ first episode include a rape scene, plenty of park called Westworld. Pre-programmed ro- sophical jargon lies a meta-commentary on protagonist. As for Quentin Tarantino, well, shootouts, a scalping and a close up of a man bots with backstories, personalities, unique the nature of stories and how they relate those movies are just over-the-top fun. literally getting shot through the face. To say and subtle character traits, motivations and to their viewers and readers. The unique Not everyone, especially contemporary that the show contains explicit and graphic drives inhabit the park. Humans — referred setting of the show — a theme park full of critics, see it this way. Some of the most content would be quite the understatement. to as guests in the show — pay to enter the pre-programmed robot characters with back- popular entertainment programs of the last Looking a little more critically, though, park and do whatever they want to/with stories, personalities, and drives — allows decade have received criticism for their use one sees how the violence and sex in the hosts. And I mean whatever they want. the sci-fi/Western to critique and assess of violence, gore and sex. Critics complain “Westworld” takes a much different form Outside the park, the audience watches as the current entertainment landscape in our that shows like “Game of Thrones,” “True than that of “Game of Thrones.” “Game of Anthony Hopkins’ Robert Ford and Simon world, offering insightful and somewhat dis- Blood” and “Spartacus” use violence and Thrones” uses these types of scenes to show Quarterman’s Lee Sizemore create new nar- turbing observations. Over several issues of sex as crude ways to grab their audiences’ the brutality and harshness of its world. ratives and characters, ensuring that the The Commentator, this series of articles will attention. In fact, the explicit sexual content They become an artistic tool utilized to get experience stays fresh and exciting for the examine this commentary and its ramifica- on “Game of Thrones” has become so typi- its message across. Of course, art can take guests. tions on current TV and movies. First up: cal that it warranted the creation of a new many forms, leading to much of the criti- If this all seems a bit familiar, that’s be- violence and sex. term — sexposition — which the Financial cism of this approach. Other methods may cause we all experience this any time we turn Violence and sex dominate television and Times defined as “keeping viewers hooked portray the brutality of a world just as well movies. Movies such as “The Godfather,” “No by combining complex plot exposition with as explicit violence and sex. “Vikings,” which Continued on Page 17 Country For Old Men” or anything directed explicit sexual goings-on.” The show’s infamy depicts a harsh and unforgiving world with a

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WESTWORLD, the viewers are one and the same. Violence do — so why are [the guests on Westworld] falls on the other side of the argument. He continued from Page 16 becomes necessary because the show must paying money to exercise that appetite?” believes that people want more than cheap reflect the violence of the TV and movies in The same can be asked about our own thrills and tricks. The viewers/guests may on a TV. Through its setting, “Westworld” our world. “Westworld” asks its audience television and movie programs. If we find come for the violence and sex, but they stay deconstructs and recreates the format of — by positioning them as the guests — to it so disgusting and degrading to see these for something deeper. They want mean- television and movies. The robot — or hosts examine why they love these types of scenes things in our true reality, why do we tolerate ing and understanding. “They [the guests] as they are labeled on the show — parallel so much. them in our stories? Why do we pay extra are not looking for a story that tells them the actors and performers. The people up at Granted, the guests live the violence and money to afford premium cable networks like what they are,” he tells Lee after rejecting HQ correspond to the writers, directors, and sex as opposed to the audience who simply HBO and Starz, two of the primary culprits of the director’s latest narrative project. “They producers, the crafters of the story. And the watch it. While that may be a significant this new trend in violent and sexually explicit already know what they are. They are here guests? They are us. They are the viewers. difference, it does not matter in this case. TV? By making the hosts the victims and because they want a glimpse of who they The writers and directors (the people at park Both the guests and the audience ask for crafting the show in a way that makes the au- could be.” headquarters) create characters and cast the same explicit content, just in different dience sympathize with them, “Westworld” The only real proof for Ford’s argument actors and actresses (create hosts), forc- formats. Furthermore, with the development forces the viewer to ask themselves, why do comes from the Man in Black. He serves ing them to do whatever they need to do to of VR technology, the boundaries between they enjoy watching this? Why do we keep as a symbol for the viewer that looks for entertain the viewer and get higher ratings “Westworld” and our reality are shrinking. coming back to the same violence, the same something more from their entertainment (entertain the guests in the park). This in- Do we really believe that those gaming ex- sex? What does it say about us as a society? other than the basic plot. Someone who seeks cludes “killing,” graphic sex scenes, and any the symbolism, themes, philosophies and other ridiculous thing that shows make their lessons that a show or movie can provide. actors and actresses do. Westworld asks its audience — by positioning them as the He ignores the unnecessary violence and sex None of it is real, though, and the viewer guests — to examine why they love these types of scenes so much. that the park offers. Instead, he searches for, faces no consequences for their actions. At in his own words, “something the person the end of the day, the cast will go home to who created [the park] wanted to express. their real lives, only to return the next day periences will be any different than what TV I don’t have an answer to this ques- Something true.” Yet, even though he does to do it all over again. So too with the hosts. and movies, or video games, for that matter, tion, and neither does “Westworld.” Lee spend most of his time searching for this Their sole purpose is to entertain the guest give us now in terms of content? The short Sizemore, the park’s Narrative Director, and purpose, this maze, he still indulges himself in any way possible, be it being killed or hav- answer is no, but this is all beyond the scope Charlotte Hale, Executive Director of the in the spectacle that the park provides every ing sex with them. The guests don’t give a of this article. Delos Destinations Board, seem to believe now and then, going so far as to rape Delores second thought towards their actions against In an interview with Vice, Co-Creator that people love these types of stories for the for no apparent reason in the pilot. the hosts. They are robots, programmed to Jonathan Nolan address the explicit violence sake of the violence and sex. “Most of the We may never get an answer to this ques- feel whatever their programming (script) and sex head-on. “This might be somewhat guests just want a warm body to shoot or to tion, and it definitely won’t come from an tells them to. They will not remember any hypocritical, but Lisa [Joy] and I aren't ter- f***,” Hale tells the Man in Black. People are amateur critic such as myself. But it is still of the horrors they went through, and will ribly interested in portrayals of sexual vio- just looking for an escape, a place where they important to ask these questions and deter- return to the park the next day as they are lence onscreen,” he said. “Obviously, part of can find cheap thrills. And there is a lot of mine what these scenes and stories do for us all programmed to do. what the show is about is that, but it wasn't evidence for this argument. Just look at the as individuals and a society. You may fault Therefore, whenever “Westworld” engag- something we were interested in fetishizing. ratings for “Game of Thrones” or the top box “Westworld” for engaging in the behavior es in explicit violence or sexual behavior, it It is a show about violence, though, and we're office champions. Even “Westworld” offers that they seem to criticize. You may call does so not merely to attract viewers or make asking the question, ‘Why is it that we like some guidance, with the ratings for the much them, and me, hypocrites. But at least they an artistic point, but rather to show the audi- violence in almost all of our entertainment?’ more tame season two falling from the high understand what goes on around them. At ence their own viewing experience through Violence is in most of the stories we like to season one numbers. least they ask the question. the actions of the guests. The guests and watch, but it isn't part of what we like to Robert Ford, the co-founder of the park,

priority over religious liberties. If you think the cake shop case doesn’t VOTE FOR ME, The Washington Post explained that apply to Jews, let me tell you about a case continued from Page 15 about a month before this Supreme Court in which the ruling did directly affect a Jew. amendments to limit First Amendment ruling, Democratic senators introduced a In Estes v. Clark, a Jewish prisoner sued rights.” Republicans believe that freedom bill to amend (and upend) the Religious his prison for denying him a shofar and of religion supersedes rights not protected Freedom Restoration Act to mean that leg- kosher food. The prison argued that it was by the Constitution. Democrats want to re- islated civil rights take precedence over con- giving him food that was kosher according define the words of the Constitution which stitutional guarantees of religious freedom. to its own view. In this case, the judge ruled would take away from the original right to “While our country was founded on the that the prison cannot decide what kosher freedom of religion. This case is an example value of religious liberty, that freedom can- is for the Jew. The judge’s ruling was based that shows we need justices who will rule not come at the expense of others’ civil on Justice Kennedy’s majority opinion in in favor of the cake shop owner, and who rights,” Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-Hawaii) said. Masterpiece Cakeshop in which Kennedy will uphold our First Amendment right to “Since the bill is highly unlikely to pass, writes, “It hardly requires restating that freedom of religion. without Republican support, its purpose is government has no role in deciding or even After the ruling, House Minority Leader in large part simply to announce Democrats’ suggesting whether the religious ground Nancy Pelosi (D) released a statement fur- priorities to voters before the midterm elec- for Phillips’ conscience-based objection ther proving my points, tions in the fall.” is legitimate or illegitimate.” Although in “No business or organization open to Charles Haynes, a scholar on religious this ase religious freedom did not conflict the public should hide their discrimina- freedom, at Newseum said, “One of the rea- with civil rights, it is still relevant because tory practices behind the guise of religious sons for introducing it [the bill] is to signal our religious freedom is dependent on liberty...Democrats will never stop fighting to people in the country ... this is where we constitutional justices who recognize that for every American’s right to full equality stand, and this is what we would do if we they cannot determine what is a legitimate religious practice. Republicans will nomi- nate and confirm constitutionalist justices Republicans will nominate and confirm constitutionalist who will protect your religious freedoms. Today’s Democrats will nominate justices justices who will protect your religious freedoms. Today’s who would “legislate” rights into and out of the Constitution based on their personal, Democrats will nominate justices who would “legislate” rights political beliefs. into and out of the Constitution based on their personal, For all those who think that it doesn’t matter so much who wins office this elec- political beliefs. tion, think again. Remember that the Republican Party is committed to uphold- ing your religious freedom. Who wins is up and equal justice under the law.” have the opportunity.” Haynes is more than to you. It is important to vote Republican Leader Pelosi clearly states that everyone ready to give away YOUR religious freedom. so that your First Amendment right to cannot have equal rights simultaneously Jews, be warned. Understand that the religious freedom is protected. and she believes that legislated rights trump Democrats don’t care about your religious “Vote for me.” the religious freedoms enshrined in the freedom and they are preparing to take it No, actually just vote for you. Vote Constitution. She does this by demeaning away in favor of civil rights for others. You Republican. religious freedom by referring to it as a need to take a stand and understand that “guise” while stating that liberties associ- the current Democratic Party is not neutral ated with sexual orientations should take in regards to religious freedom. 18 Opinions Monday, September 3, 2018

“2001: A Space Odyssey:” Cinema’s Greatest Feat Lives on 50 Years Later

humanity does not possess full control of its can potentially outsmart and outlive us. intolerable high-pitched noise. Thus, the apes By Zack Rynhold tools. In the lunar journey sequence, as Dr. Kubrick establishes a new hierarchy in present more humanlike conduct than their Heywood Floyd (William Silvester) travels this sense, elevating HAL while demoting supposedly developed descendants. Whereas 2001 falls into the absorbing category of to the moon, a flight attendant attempts to the crew members through several cinematic the apes exhibit curiosity, the modern-day film that prompts headaches and weariness relinquish a pen that has flown from his elements. Of the six crew members, four humans have taken their gift of inquiry for from over-stimulation. Stanley Kubrick’s pocket. The pen floats in the foreground of remain cryogenically frozen from takeoff granted because of their lofty position atop 1968 film boasts the most iconic match-cut the shot, while the flight attendant gingerly until their deaths, implying that HAL is quite the mountain of progress. in cinema history, a memorable soundtrack, steps towards the pen in the background. literally livelier than most of the crew. We Dave’s confrontation with the monolith, innovative special effects for its day, the ori- Suspended in midair, the pen mirrors the find the remaining crew members, Dave and however, reflects a more optimistic view of gin of modern-day technologies such as Siri bone and the spaceship but suggests that Frank, enjoying microwave dinners while the state of humanity. Laying on his death- and Alexa and, perhaps most prominently, a humanity has started to lose control of its watching television. Their expressionless bed, Dave slowly points towards the monolith perceptive rumination on the philosophical tools. Meanwhile, humanity must now re- faces and Frank’s negligible response to a as it appears before him; his outstretched underpinnings of human life. Although some trace its steps, learning how to function again birthday message from his parents convey arm echoes that of the apes in their earlier people deem it slow by today’s standards, like children. People are learning how to how technology has numbed human experi- interaction. Dave surpasses his fellow mod- many would classify it as timeless due to its masterful combination of aesthetic beauty and sophistication, along with its thought- provoking nature. Hence, critics still speak of 2001 as one of, if not the, greatest films ever created, whose influence continues to per- vade modern cinema. Thus, upon its 50th- anniversary re-release in cinemas worldwide this summer, it seems appropriate to revisit this landmark film and its legacy. Kubrick’s film consists of four segments: The Dawn of Man, the untitled Moon se- quence, The Jupiter Mission, and Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite. Although the plot focuses on a mission to investigate a myste- rious extraterrestrial object sending signals across the solar system, the film’s subtext re- garding humanity’s progress has dominated much of its critical reception. Charting out technological milestones at various moments in human development, the film identifies the origins, advantages and consequences of our evolution. Such messages have grown increasingly relevant in the constantly chang- ing world of the 21st century. A substantial portion of the film deals with humanity’s adaptation of technology, the advancement of which currently preoc- cupies society as an essential component of our existence. 2001 portrays this relation- HAL, a sentient computer and the film’s antagonist. SHOT FROM 2001, KUBRICK ship with our devices through a dialectic lens, examining the codependency that has walk without gravity, they eat softened food ence and emotion. HAL, on the other hand, ern-day humans to reach this moment. By formed between people and their tools, and through straws and must even learn how to acts in distinctly human fashion as he goes defeating HAL, he disconnects himself from the simultaneous benefits and dangers this use a toilet as Floyd scans instructions for the to lengths to secure his survival. HAL’s sing- the immersive technological beast born out of poses. In the Dawn of Man sequence, we zero-gravity facilities. Thus, this sequence ing of the nursery rhyme “Daisy” ironically modernity, reminiscent of a person turning witness the discovery of tools, as an ape not only portrays the glamor of space travel, serves as the most moving scene of the film. off a cell phone to escape the stronghold of realizes the powerful capabilities of bone. but indicates that the fruits of progress could Kubrick promotes HAL effectively through our technology. The climactic notes of Richard Strauss’ “Thus knock humanity back down to earth. this contrast of characters. Upon its initial Alone, Dave concludes the mission to fol- Spoke Zarathustra” accompany this scene, The Jupiter Mission segment encapsu- release, critics of 2001 complained that the low the monolith’s signal in the final segment conveying the significance of this moment lates this theme of humanity’s precarious only relatable, intriguing character that the of the film, traveling through a psychedelic in history. This infamous, rousing piece of relationship with its tools. Here, the viewer film provided was HAL, a computer. But wormhole before finding himself in what music marks the triumph of this first step in finally meets the film’s main protagonist, such critics missed a crucial point in casting appears to be an old-fashioned bedroom on human progress. However, the apes quickly Dave Bowman (Keir Dullea), and antagonist, this observation in a negative light. Perhaps Earth. In one of the most discussed scenes in transition from using their newfound tools HAL, a sentient computer voiced by Douglas Kubrick intentionally filled HAL with person- cinema history, Dave watches and becomes for nutrition to using them as murder weap- Rain. HAL, mostly shown as a camera lens, ality and drained any such charisma from the an older version of himself, living a technol- ons against a rival tribe. The ape and the bone oversees all functions of the Discovery One other characters, thereby emphasizing how ogy-free, everyday life in the confines of his require each other’s strength to produce this spacecraft, shares conversations with the our tools have outgrown and replaced us as room. After his death, Dave transforms into impact, an impact that can produce both crew members and even plays chess with human beings. This frightening concept al- “The Starchild,” hovering above Earth in the resourceful and destructive results. Dave. HAL’s soothing voice and heightened ludes to Kubrick’s critical view of human evo- form of a wide-eyed fetus. Having disposed lution in response to technological progress. of the trappings of human technology and Kubrick’s apparent, bleak outlook regard- physicality, Dave transcends the prior form Kubrick’s apparent bleak outlook regarding human ing human technological achievement high- of human existence. lights how our own arrogance can overcome Although 2001 projects a rather dim technological achievement highlights how our own arrogance and dehumanize us. The black monolith and perspective of human progress, its end- the differing reactions it triggers throughout ing engenders a glimmer of hope for hu- can overcome and dehumanize us. the film symbolize this theme. An imposing manity in the age of technology. In 1968, black column popping up at various points Kubrick expertly mapped out the positive Kubrick illustrates the fulfillment of such simulated ability would serve as inspiration in time and space, the monolith plays an and negative aspects of human develop- potential in the film’s next transition. He for the likes of Alexa and Siri. After HAL ap- instrumental role in 2001 as a daunting ment, yet his warning resonates even more uses a match-cut to jump millions of years pears to mistakenly predict a satellite failure, symbol of progress. The monolith appears 50 years later. Audiences of 2001 ought not into the future, cutting from a victorious Dave and Frank Poole (Gary Lockwood) de- at three points in the film: with the apes, on to view Kubrick’s message as a condemna- ape launching a bone into the air to a vessel cide they must disconnect HAL to ensure that the moon, and to Dave in the final scene. tion of technology and our need for it. On in space. By replacing this simple tool with no additional errors jeopardize their mission. When the apes encounter this intimidat- the contrary, those who watch 2001 should a similarly shaped, yet more advanced one, HAL discovers the plan, so he kills all the ing edifice, they shriek with alarm before internalize Kubrick’s lesson of how not to Kubrick displays the hurtling speed of hu- crew members but Dave, who disconnects curiously and humbly stepping up to touch utilize technology. By preserving our human man and technological advancement which him before he can cause any further dam- it. The humans on the moon approach the features, which HAL and the apes adopt from has facilitated humanity’s conquest of space. age. Although Dave eliminates this threat, monolith without such trepidation, cheerfully their human counterparts, we can deploy our Despite the impressive spacecraft dotted the plot underlines the harm that our own taking photographs with it. In response to tools correctly as the vanguard of progress. above Earth, Kubrick subtly points out that technology poses to humanity as a tool that their lack of respect, the monolith emits an Monday, September 3, 2018 Business 19

Welcome to the Let’s Talk Business

Hedge Fund the less-obvious yet perhaps more valuable a more informed, educated individual. By Akiva Frishman aspects of writing for the Business section. A well-respected publication for over Profile Series The economy is a complex, all-encom- 80 years, The Commentator is a staple of The fall semester is finally upon us and passing, multifaceted world and as a writer, this institution and continues to serve as with it enters a return of the highly antici- you’ll have the opportunity to explore it. You the premier discussion forum for a broad By Aaron Karesh pated barrage of ystuds/sstuds advertising can investigate our politicians’ tax plans, fis- range of issues. Its articles from decades the many extracurricular activities offered cal policies, and stances on minimum wage past still occupy a space in the library on As a summer analyst at a hedge fund here at YU. And though you’ve no doubt and then weigh their respective merits. Wilf Campus, ensuring an historical record in New York City, I developed a particular meticulously combed through each email, You can sift through the mass of pundits’ of YU. In other words, your submissions interest and familiarity in the industry - the weighing its subject line’s cleverness, the commentary and talk-show banter and de- are not merely a short-lived string of a movers and shakers, the firms that make author’s choice of font and exclamation termine whose opinion most closely aligns few hundred words, but rather a timeless headlines (for better or for worse). So, I count, and whether or not membership with objective facts and statistics. You can contribution to a reputable newspaper. welcome you to a new series dedicated includes pizza, you may still be at a solely to hedge funds. In this column, I will loss as to what you should involve focus on both the industry as a whole, and yourself with on campus. Whether you’re an engineering student captivated by FinTech, a on certain firms–-aiming to provide you Don’t fret. Allow me to make a sale. with a comprehensive understanding of Like any “Shark Tank” aficionado Biology major looking to bring down the cost of medicine, or an how hedge funds function, who the major knows, I’ll need to begin with the Accounting fanatic captivated by companies’ financial statements, players are and, most importantly, what flashy, eye-catching, dude-hand- they actually do. me-my-wallet, perks of writing for this section and its readers are eager to see your perspective. the Business section. As such, I’m required to mention the prestige to In this column, I will focus which an employer grants a candidate with speculate as to how turmoil in the Middle And who knows? Perhaps 10 years from on both the industry as a “Newspaper Writer” emblazoned on his East, the rise of Amazon or negotiations now someone’ll consult your article on New resume. I have to stress how a public forum with North Korea can affect the price of York taxes and convince the University to whole, and on certain firms – like that of The Commentator’s serves as pretzels at Nagel. You can sit down with let him buy some chips for a friend. a most effective motivator for developing entrepreneurs and executives and uncover Now you might be wondering why I’m aiming to provide you with a clear, articulate, and expressive writing. the strategies and decisions that made them so interested in your contributions and to I can’t shy away from the fact that high- so successful. be honest, it’s simple: Your viewpoint is comprehensive understanding level executives are often made aware of a Your travels into the business need not important. In its mission to advance cam- of how hedge funds function, writer’s article and decide to reach out to be so far from home. Plenty of YU alumni pus discourse and promote sophisticated her for further discussion. hold respectable positions in companies like debate, this paper relies on the many differ- who the major players are, And to be quite honest, these factors J.P. Morgan and EY and are eager to meet ent voices of students at YU. This section is alone would provide more than sufficient with writers and give advice to current stu- no different. Your political and ideological and most importantly, what reason to join our section; in today’s com- dents. If you’re frustrated by YU’s Caf Card leanings, the state or country you’re from, petitive job market, an impressive resume policies, perhaps you’ll decide to research your upbringing and your educational inter- they actually do. and noteworthy connections are just as the New York State tax code and figure out ests all converge to create an entirely unique important as a student’s GPA. how it affects your choice of dinner. Based identity that informs your perspective on Seeing as we just got back to school, I But the true value of anything can on your level of ambition, you might even economic and business-related issues and won’t inundate you with information… yet; rarely be evaluated solely on its tangible, take a look at our university’s finances and by sharing that, you help create a diverse, for now, here is a quick rundown. observable qualities and rather depends propose a strategy to trim excess spending profound dialogue within these pages. In its most basic form, a hedge fund is on a more comprehensive metric that con- or secure stronger investments. So whether you’re an engineering stu- an investment vehicle for wealthy indi- siders all of the entity’s many subtleties Following your expeditions, you’ll dent captivated by FinTech, a Biology major viduals and institutional investors--people and abstract qualities. In this case, simply consolidate your findings into an article, looking to bring down the cost of medi- and organizations that have the capital summing-up my pitch with “Writing for presenting them to your peers, faculty mem- cine or an Accounting fanatic captivated to invest, but not the know-how to do so The Commentator gives you a good shot bers and just about anyone with access to by companies’ financial statements, this on their own. Though often described by a landing a job” would grossly devalue the the internet. Such a process will naturally section and its readers are eager to see journalists as secretive and unregulated, position’s true worth. Instead, I’d like to require you to become very familiar with your perspective. that is not actually the case, at least not go a little in-depth and showcase some of your topic and therefore ensure that you’re anymore. Gone are the days where hedge funds governed themselves, if they ever did at all. Now, depending on the size of the fund, they are regulated heavily by the SEC, even with today’s business-friendly government in power. For those who recall, the last article I wrote for The Commentator was about the hit Showtime TV show “Billions,” and how it compares to the real hedge fund world, particularly Steven Cohen’s Point72. As such, the first official “Hedge Fund Profiles” column will be a deep dive into the storied world of S.A.C. Capital- turned-Point72. I promise, it reads more like a novel than a research report, and I’m sure you’ll enjoy it. Thank you for coming along with me on this journey through the murky waters of the hedge fund industry.

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