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Chapin Residents Plan Strike Chapin Life By Mitch Horowltz As the first anniversary of Stony Brook's like JGhetto' `Tent City" housing protest rolls around, By Ichard Sklar some campus apartment residents are plan- "Chapin was not marketed to me as ning to one-up their housing complaints by a ghetto," said Margaret Taylor, a ,holding a rent strike this week year-long resident of the apartment Complaining of chronic heat problems corplex. and high rents, almost 100 tenants in the Taylor, an undergraduate with a Chapin Apartments pledged over the wee- five year old daughter, Nikli, des- kend to withhold their monthly rent this cribes the conditions many Chapin Friday from the school. Organizers, who are residents have complained of setting Tip an escrow account for residents throughout the past two years: long to deposit their rent in, are working this week periods without heat and/or hot to draw more people into the strike. water. "If we give up and just negotiate now and "Having to take a child from a bath pay the rent then things won't change," said to a freezing cold room is equivalent Ramona Vogt, president of the Chapin Apart- to ghetto conditions," Taylor said, ments Residents Association. 'We've had adding that juggling space heaters did problems with trying to get the rent down in little to make her daughter more the past and administration gives in a little comfortable. and people back off but things never really Unable to fulfill the request of her get better." daughter to turn the heat up, Taylor Earlier this semester students negotiated said she and Nikld must add extra lay- a 10 percent rent hike down to a 4.4 percent ers of clothing while indoors to ward off the winter cold hike. Fred Preston, vice president for Stu- Statesman/'Richard Sklar dent Affairs said the compromise - which Workers, this week, repairing exterior of Chapin Apartments. Although she would like to support meant the university giving more than the rent strike that some Chapin resi- $100,000 in subsidies to the independent withstand outside temperatures below 10 for the Authority. I dents are now engaged in, Taylor said apartments - was "a pretty clear message degrees. Although the state is spending at School administrators, meanwhile, are her financial aid status prevents her and signal" of the school's concern. But resi- least $5 million to overhaul the apartments, taking a wait-and-see attitude on how to deal from participating. The money comes dents association officials maintained that a -work on the heat system will not be com- with the rent strikers. According to school in "one lump sum" and goes directly new phone charge has reduced their gains plete for more than a year. guidelines, people who owe back rent can to pay for her housing, Taylor and said that only a rent freeze would be fair. 'Whenever it gets cold we lose heat," said have their school records frozen and be explained This makes it impossible "Fair and necessary may be a different -Charles Boos, an undergraduate living in the blocked from registering for classes. Gradu- for her to refuse to make monthly pay- issue here," said Elizabeth Beu, the school's apartments. 'We ended up using the oven to ate students, who make up the bulk of Chap- ments in protest. assistant director for the apartments. "It heat the apartment. Now the oven burned .in's 1000 residents, are scheduled to begin Taylor called any rent hike - the may be necessary to do that if we want to -out and I asked them to repair that" course registration in less than two weeks. original 7 percent or the proposed 4.4 maintain the services that we even have The state Dormitory Authority filed a suit Heat problems, poor maintenance, park- percent - "ridiculous." today." -: for last November against the contractor ing shortages and leaks have made the However, with exterior repairs on Beu acknowledged that the heat system who built the apartments. The Authority is .Chapin Apartments a sore spot on the cam- Chapin scheduled first, residents was not "totally workable" because of poor asking for more than $4.5 million against pus since they opened in 1980. "In the first might have to go another winter with- insulation and design on the pipes. JOBCO Incorporated in Great Neck and Mil- -couple of months I moved in the bathroxn Out heat. Housing officials said that Housing officials said yesterday that when ton Petrides Associates in Jericho for "defi- ceiling started to leak," Vogt said. "Two work on the heat system will not be the apartments were built about eight years ienes in material and workmanship," years later a carpenter came in to look at it completed for another year. ago the heat system was not designed to according to Ted Holmes, the chief counsel and his foot went through the floor." . I -Student Gears.~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Up For :Uncomina%MO :;G Fest '88 -9 By David Avitabihe to have a good time without alcohol," Luca - It's time once again to close the books, explained slip on your w est of jams, and head Luca added that the G-Quad Council has to G-Fest. Beginning tomorrow afternoon, taken extra steps in planning the event to G-Fest returns for its 15th annual weekend- include enough activities to detract atten- long springtime celebration. 'tion away from alcohol. "If you have quality The theme of G-Fest '88 will be Drug programming," he said, "students won't be Awareness, and the event will begin on Fri- wondering where the beer is as much." day at 4.00 p.m. in the frving College Fireside Krebs agreed with Luca. According to Lounge with a presentation by Donni Krebs, 'The non-alcoholic policy won't be a Hassler. Hassler, of the WhiteHouse Confer- problem because the schedule of events will ence for a Drug-Free America, will speak on be enough." the issues of prevention of drug and alcohol abuse. In addition to the presentation, pam- Those events will include the traditional phlets on drug abuse and prevention will be Battle of the Bands, and the annual Bonfire handed out throughout the weekend. on the A-B Wing Beach of frving College. In M*lost of the presentation is geared addition, G-Fest will present its second towards colleg people, so it will apply annual Oozeball Tournament (volleyball in to our age groups," said G-Quad Council the mud). President Richard Luca, who organized the New events at G-Fest '88 will be the Air weekend along with G-Fest '88 Producer Jamming/Up Synch Contest, the Hss G- Dena Krebs. Quad/Mr. G4ad Contest, and the Exotic In fight of its Drug Awareness theme, G- Dance, or "Dirty Dancing" Extravangaza. In an attempt to provide maximum secur- students at university events - like last Fest '88 will be the second year G-Quad Luca stated that because of such pro- ity at this year's event, said Luca, G-Fest '88 year's Fall Fest - as the reason for res- Council has presented the event withot gamming£ attendance at G-Fest M8 is will be open to Stony Brook students only. tricted advertising. alcohol. expected to be highL "Ithink that G-Fest 88 is According ot Luca, 'There is no off- Furthemxwe, said Luca, student -security "We're trying to reshape the concept of one of the finest examples of programming campus advertisig so we're not expecting and Public Safety will be working together to G-Fest by making it non-alcohol related and that we've seen in the 15 years that it has a large gaop of townies to come in." Luca bmwe that only reskdents will be po tted œmpressing upon students that it's possble been going," he added. cited probelms in the past with non- to enter the dorms after a certain time. P" -~~~~~~~~~M=
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Maria Bekel Sophomore, German, 20 Ed Ognibene Drugs. The Reagan administration Senior, Mechanical has attacked the supply side and Engineering, 22 not the demand After tripling the The Defense budget, maybe it's a enforcement budget and using the little out of hand now but its good, military abroad to stop it keeps people employed, not just importation of illegal drugs, engineers, but other people. It cocaine is now cheaper, purer, and keeps the Ruskies busy - It's a easier to get than ever before. The good initiative to protect you from Administration should fund social the Ruskies - I guess. programs to curb America's appetite. , j' ,' . ,'g '" -, ' , _'
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How would you spend your free-time if there And, for whom exactly are these "concerned What is the mysterious "veritable student asso- were no COCA movies, no Tokyo Joe's, no Fall Fest students" concerned? If their intentions are to ciation" that they claim will "embrace the task of or G-Fest, no yearbook, and no clubs or organiza- truly help the students, why is their language so defending students rights?" The framers of the tions to belong to? obscure and why don't they include their names on poster "urge student affairs to firmly assume its Soon you may have to contemplate this question the posters they, have hung? The accused should responsibilities." What is, or who are student if some students on campus get their wish. know who their accusers are, or doesn't the "con- affairs? Every allegation is strongly presented. The A "Group of Concerned Students" have plas- cerned students" believe in fair play? Obviously proof to back each one up and the alternatives tered posters around campus urging students to not. If no one knows the identity of these students offered to replace them are suspiciously vague. vote 'no" on the activity fee referendum. This group how can other "concerned students"' contact and : The poster is filled with puzzles. Can anyone is obviously not aware of - among other things join them in denouncing the value of the student explain the meaning of "the establishment's stra- the serious consequences abolishing the student activity fee? tegy to drown out the fish?" It is not surprising that activity fee would have. The "concerned students" poster alleges that the creators of this poster do not want to sign their The fee is pooled to create the approximate $1.3 Polity has been the site of "flagrant irregularities", names; it would be awfully difficult for anyone to million Polity budget. The budget monies support "illegalities," "outright corruption," and "highway explain, let alone substantiate its contents. not only clubs, which are the vital force behind robbery," and "malversations" - the meaning of The danger of such a poster is that students who most of the campus activities and parties, but also which is a mystery even to Webster himself. The are not fully aware of what Polity is about and the groups - such as the Ambulance Corps - whose poster, however, offers no proof of these accusa- unsubstantiated allegations which the poster purpose is to provide a much needed service to the tions. Surely, students would want to know more makes, will believe it without question. Some stu- campus community. about these charges - what exactly some of them dents on the campus say they know who distrib- Currently, the campus social life is not all that mean, where they originated, proof that would uted the posters. But the group that supposedly could be. To eliminate the activity fee would make substantiate them- but without the names of the hung the posters will not be mentioned here the social life unbearable. Could any student toler- poster makers, how can they obtain any more because any rational person does not make accu- ate that? information? sations without proof - as the poster does. Without the activity fee, students would also be left without the contributions of such groups as: Students Toward an Accessible Campus (STAC), The Sidewalks Are for Walking Student Association of the State University (SASU), Stony Brook Volunteer Ambulance Corps What is a sidewalk or walkway used for? audio senses are dulled to outside noise and (SBVAC), the Minority Planning Board (MPB), Depending on where one is, it could be used for hence, an approaching car or truck is often not EROS, Hospital Volunteers, and others. These vendors to display their items, a safe place for noticed until the vehicle is upon the groups work to help the university community as a young children to ride their bicycles, or a place to unintended victi m whole, wouldn't their services be sorely missed? sit and chat with friends. Nowhere are they used It would be unfair to restrict the use of personal What do these "concerned students" have to offer for automobiles to ride or park on. That is, nowhere stereos but it would not be unjust to prohibit the the university community in place of these groups? except for S.U.N.Y. Stony Brook. - use of vehicles on walkways. Public Safety should On any given day, one can find several enforce the rule of no vehicles on the walkways university-owned vehicles riding on the walkways more strictly than they do presently. and sidewalks. It is understandable that these Parking on the walks is another problem. The types of vehicles might have reason to use such university is adamant about students parking only -Statesman paths in order to transport equipment, servicemen, in appropriately marked spaces yet they park their and the like. However, a large number of non- vehicles under the overhang by the Fine Arts cen- Spring 1988 university vehicles also tend to use such ter. There are no white lines there to designate it pathways. as a parking area, nor are there blue lines to denote Mary Lou Lang, Editor-in-Chief- Frequently, they are moving at an unsafe speed a handicapped access parking space. Managing Editor Amelia Sheldon, and endangering the lives of those students going It is important that the university take some Mitch Horowitz, Editor Emeritus to and from their classes. Certain students face a action to curb the amount of use the walkways on Ray Parish, Editor Emeritus large risk in these situations. 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8 Statesman Thursday, April 14, 1988 Two XBucks Are Better Than Three Bucks By Choichiro Yatani ter, were extremely embarrassed by sucn a simple both parties. But the judge did not think On returning from an academic conference in the secret for Japan's economic miracle. Needless to say, of any "existing's laws which would Netherlands, I was accused of being a "terrorist or their embarrassment was replaced with more intellec- satisfy Lisa and Mark...So, the judge national security risk" and detained in a Federal jail in tual curiousity, critical thinking, and better quality of pulled out the judge's own purse from Manhattan for 6 weeks in the summer of 1986 by the their field research papers through fact-finding in the pocket, took a $1 bill from it, added it to State Department. During that awful summer vacation, I real world. Some students said, "Japan did it. Why not the original $3, making the total amount was permitted by the chief of the Security Guards office us?" (By the way do you know most famous Japanese of $4. Then the judge gave $2 to Lisa to offer six or seven "seminars" on Social Psychology Management practices such as Quality Control and and $2 to Mark, sentencing the "all and Japanese Management for disappointed, depressed Human Relations originated from the U.S.?) Here is the three of us lost $1." or bored "illegal aliens" in the dreary jail awaiting story: deportation. Although momentarily, my talks seemed to Mark lost $3 on the way to work. While 11 Spitting in the Sky bring in a fresh air and help them soothe their anxieties, he was looking for the money, he saw worries and sadness, anger toward the Authorities per- Lisa picking up money on the street. Who do you think won the trial? Which lost it? This is sisted. When I introduced a story of "$2 are better than When he approached and asked her to not a Zen puzzle. This is a social psychology and pyschol- $3," nobody believed it is the secret of Japan's eco- give it back to him, she insisted the ogy of organizational behavior. This is Japanese Man- nomic success even though they liked the story. There money was hers, instead. You can agement (one good aspect but far from ideal, though). was every reason for them to love it: Until they came to imagine both of them, then, yelling and In a society of Individualism (see my viewpoint, Sta- the land of the "American dream" creeping through condemning each other. Of course tesman, March 3,1988), it is most likely that an indidvid- various legal surveilance, they had been at home coun- there is no sign on the bills to prove it is ual maximizes his/her own personal gain, which is tries whose cultures are rather familiar with the story either his or hers. As usual in our culturally encouraged, even though this might be possi- (they had forgotten the implication of the story soon society, Mark and Lisa hired able lawy- ble only at others' expense and social costs. In this case, after they crossed the country's border.) After the story, ers, hoping to own all of the $3, and from a current social phenomenon, the loser would be Mr. Nigeria said with deep-thinking eyes to me, "Hey went to court to win the case. What likely to hire a new lawyer to sue his/her former lawyer Japan, I bet American college students don't under- decision did the judge make for the in an attempt to recover his/her "loss." This individual- stand the story, do they?" (By the way, once arrested and case? istic society and its culture undoubtedly bring in con- taken into the jail, everybody had to forget his own name frontation, distrust, hostility, other-blaming, for security reasons or as a consequence of "deindivi- If you were the judge, how would you make your deci- blaming-the victim,...psychologically unhealthy cli- duation process" according to my professor's psycho- sion? The Psychology 309 students pointed out all the mates among the people . In contrast, the case of -$1- logical theory. So we called ourselves by nationality: possible, thinkable decisions you are perhaps imagining loss-of-the-three-parties" tends to foster a cultural Nigeria, Iran, South Africa (who would be executed by now except one judgement probably unthinkable in the foundation where "to lose is not necessarily defeat." By the Aparheid Government if deported), France, Nicara- minds preoccupied by the "American dream." For giving away $1, ther person (both Lisa and Mark) dem- gua, Ethiopia, Cuba ...I counted more than 50 nations all example, the entire money should go to Mark, or it is onstrates her/his tolerance, self-control, and flexibility: over the world.) Under the State Department's accusa- Lisa's; its half ($1.50) be given to him and the other half yielding shows the person's matureness to control her- tion (unjustifiable, however), I hoped for just a single to her; or she deserves 10% of it while he can take $2.70; /his own assertive drives in order to protect the peace, possibility to get out that jail and to take this story to or it belongs to nobody but to the city so that it should be harmony and welfare of the group, community and American college students, but just responded to him, used for cleaning parks (pretty good? too radical?); or any society as a whole. This gives the person trust and "To become American, you people came to the U.S. In others which would satisfy both Lisa and Mark and their credibility so that she/he will be supported by others in America $3 are always better than $2, right?" royal lawyers. Befor I tell you the "best" judgement, do more important decision-making situations in the future me a favor: please ask same story to your friends, profes- for her/his self-control, love empathy, others- I To lose is to win. sors, President Marburger, Provost Shubel and chair- consciousness, turstworthiness, and other "socially persons of your departments. (Don't forget to call your healthy personalities." Moreover, even the judge is not Enormous efforts and tremendous support given by parent(s) to ask this question.) And ask also psycholo- independent in this soical context: by giving away; $1, President Marburger, my professors and fellow stu- gists, particularly psychology professors of "Behavior the judge demonstrated the judge's main concern and ,dents and so many others (I am sorry not to be able to Modification" and "Organizational Behavior." You role of peace, harmony and social service, not personal name all of you) and the media coverage freed me from might want to conduct research to see how "scientists" gain. Quantity is not always an ultimate end particularly the jail, so that I courld carry out the promise with Mr. in the research University would answer this question. for search of better quality of individual andcommunity Nigeria regarding the story. The students who took my The judge in my culture spent consider- life. course, Psychology of Work (Psy 309) last spring semes- able time hearing the allegations of (The writer is a professor in the psychology department) Ta ke a Tour Through Chapin Apartment s By Pamela Schreiber, Beth Hofer, Megan O'Brien. flood the floor. Another piece of tile lifts up and floats your electric blanket and took up. The ceiling above your Brita Kube, Veronica McGlynn and Joanne Ferrara away.You rush to save it. The last time it rained/-three bed is sagging and the crack is getting larger. The huge We would like to give you a tour through our Chapin tiles were lost, and you were told of your resposnibility to water stain over your head scares you and you jump out apartment. Ater struggling with the front door, you enter replace them or pay for new tiles. As you laugh at the of bed. our apartment and see your roommate standing in the thought, you notice that you can see your breath. No By now it's raining even harder and the water is pour- middle of the living room floor. She looks shorter. Why is heat again, that means no hot water either. So what else ing out of the light fixture in the kithcen. Actually the that? Possibly because the floor slopes down in the is new? You begin to look forward to tomorrow morn- fixture consists of a single bulb hanging from very wet middle? Maybe because the floor beams were placed too ing's cold shower. There's nothing like an ice cold electrical wires. The thought of a fire scares you but far apart? As you walk toward her, you feel like you are shower to wake you up in the morning. You don't even once again you have no need to worry. You remember walking on a trampoline.You decide to sit down and bother putting your milk away. It will stay nice and cold those comforting words: at least 80% of the time the relax, but a huge roach crawls across your lap. You're on the counter. circuit breakers will click off before a fire is able to start. pretty nauseated, but at least you're in from the rain. Wait...got itl You praise yourself on your expert roach 80%? Hey, that's better odds than ever getting the heat (That's what you thinki) You're appetite is restored so killing abilities, but hey you get enough practice. You or hot water back! look around and notice how clean you keep your apart- .you head to the kitchen to get something to eat. (The writers are residents of Chapin C2034.) You notice pieces of the ceiling swimming in dirty ment. Why are there so many roaches? Maybe it's puddles on the counter and floor. Youlean forward to get 'because of all of the wet insulation above your head. a closer look and feel something dripping onto your Wet insulation serves as the perfect breeding ground for head. You don't even have to look up, you know that the these creatures. You head to the bathroom and trip over ceilng's 12 foot crack is spouting water again. You try to all of the loose tiles. console yourself by pretending that the scene confront- As you wait for the light to go on, you feel around for ing you is much more attractive than Niagra Falls. all of your wet laundry. The nightmare of doing your It's tupperware timel You reach for the stack of seven wash comes back to you. Earlier in the day, you took your popcorn bowls in the closet. After flicking the roach out laundry outside to the laundry room which doubles as of the top one, you place them in their usual positions the mailroom. You throw your wash into one of the two under the leaks. Don't get us wrong, there are some washing machines and head home through Chapin advantages to this leak. One hole offers us the unique Lake. Later when you return, the door to the laundry advantage of an in-house garden hose. We have many room is closed to keep the pipes from freezing. One strong water drips, but this hole offers us more water problem however, your key does not work in the door. pressure than the showers. By holding a spaghetti You start at your laundry and mailbox through the win- strainer under the flow, we are able to lessen the pres- dow. You find someone to open the door and put five Each Bed has Built in Stereo Unit! sure nad water our plants. You notice that the weight of quarters in the dryer. Five quarters will give you two and the water is too heavy for the ceiling and it's sagging one half hours in the dryer. That is usually enough time North Shore Mall dangerously. Thoughts of the ceiling collapsing flash to dry your clothes half way. After that, you just have to 159-13 Rte. 25A Miller Place 331-2001 your mind. You don't worry because they told hang them up in the bedroom and bathrom. The dry air through 1 14 mile EastDavis Peach Farm you that it's only made of cardboard and shouldn't hurt will dry your clothes in no time at all. too much if it fell on your head. Anyway, the bathroom light never goes on, so you - As the water streams down the walls, it begins to decide to take a brief nap. You lie in your bed, plug in - Statesman Thursday, April 14, 1988 9 9 4pq WV -M -- - - - . "'High QCuality Doesn't Have -- LETTER$-~r, C: Wv^ P Mis-implied rights, but also, in desiring to take about it. credit for the actions of an equally Even though some TV evange- To the Editor: morally bereft (and brain dead) lists have sinned, this does not Mitch Horowitz writes ("Plenty of group of individuals responsible for change the fact that "the wicked Action, But No Jackson," April 11) such actions, praises the the scra- will not inherit the Kingdom of God. I', I that "vandals painted anti-Jackson wling of grafitti on signs (as well as Do not be deceived: Neither the ..) aW0 and a death threat" on Tent I slogans the frat/sorority rocks) and the sexually immoral nor idolators nor last Thursday night. He quotes City making of death threats to fellow adulterers. nor male prostitutes nor me as saying "I'd like to be able to .1 students. If LaRochelle disagrees homosexual offenders nor thieves for it," implying that I I take credit with the intent of Tent City, why nor the greedy nor drunkards nor q and death )ccasion .endorse vandalism doesn't he bring it up at a Polity slanderers nor swindlers will threats. meeting or at a GSO senate meet- inherit the kingdom of God." (1 Cor. ITo You In fact, what I told Horowitz was ing? If he were serious about voic- 6: 9-10). Goldman's gospel of love, I seen whatever SJB. that I had not yet ing his opposition to the protest, he lust and safe sex is a lie in view of at Tent City, but I Discount Call - 585-0898 had been done could even talk to the University the veneral diseases and AIDS; and Student able to say we had I ~~~~~~.-- - would like to be Senate. It is a shame that he seems it is impossible to cheer about any- something to do with cleaning up so full * w------****-*-*--**--**-**------******--*-******--*--. not to possess the decency to sup- thing if one's inner world is * He never menti- * that "eyesore." port legal methods of expressing of darkness and if one is so over- East Island I * oned vandalism or death threats to * oneself. Such is the state of a sys- laden by transgressions. . * Services .- * GYN 0~~~~~~ that he was asking * - - - me. He implied tem of action and policy which has Even though he refuses to for- * of free only about an expression brought us a Meese and his give the evangelists, God will for- anti-Tent speech by both pro- and keepers. give Goldman if he repents and will City protestors. Whether you like or dislike the wholeheartedly welcome him to *. ~Total Gynecological threats. I I do not endorse death appearance of Tent City, at least it His Kingdom whenever he is ready a death threat in Care have never made is the first protest in recent memory to believe the truth of the Gospel. Including: I have been the my life, although to so uniquely join the concerns of * Contraception threats target of repeated death both undergraduate and graduate Helen Au Yang Perk a mid- * Adolescent GYN from the left - including students who find themselves threat to my * Infertility night telephone death forced to pay excessive rents for Liberals in The cowards who made mother. substandard housing. Control * Pregnacy Termination not identify them- those threats did If LaRochelle wishes to promote who put upthe To the Editor: Euening hours available selves, just as those grafitti and destruction he should posters attack- Yes, another fraud at SUNY libelous and illegal take his can of spray paint to the licensed Physican Office ing me did not identify themselves. Stony Brook. Next week G-d will be subways and join with like-minded Port Jefferson Station plastering their leftist- appearing at the Fine Arts Center By individuals. If he wishes to condone (516) 928-7373 realis- . assassina- toolI Come on guys, let's get . McCarthyite character death threats against students or ~~~~~~~~~~~~~. all over tic now. Jesse Jackson was never tions and swastikas others, he should join an interna- reveal going to show up on our university di 0I campus, these hypocrites tional terrorist organization which r true beliefs. campus. This was just a cheap way p their specializes in such matters. How- .R to mobilize blacks which it did do. I ever, he should never seek to have E feel very embarrassed to be a part Mark LaRochelle his views represent the opinions of of a university system where the E Free catalogs available, a campus political organization Editor's Note: LaRochelle was various liberals control most of the C E which wishes to foster open dis- ox C either stop in or call & asked only to respond to accusa- events where conservatives like cussion of relevant issues. One 0 tions that the College Republicans me are shouted down when voicing D R - would hope that if decency and we'll mail it to you you performed the "painting over" of our own opinions. I feel great yel- O D -support of our constitution are N Tent City. His response was ling at the Friday rally because of 0 can order any tape, CD, belief of the College Republicans Y reported in the article. our democracy that allows us to do they would publicly disassociate o album, or video cassetteI this. George Bush all the way in V 0 themselves from the statements S Don't Promote 1988! U and character represented by that you ever wantedY! Destruction LaRochelle. --WITIN TWO DAYSH! Scott Dinowitz I To the Editor: R * \0% pOffw/SB l.D. l I would like to comment on the Gary P. Halada T I Have something to say? Next to Park Bench, across;lf tracks v 689-6550 statements made by one of the Col- Graduate Student injustices aR lege Repbiican organizers, -Mark Repent For Seen any gross lately? Write to Statesman, L; SS--A LaRochelle, in the April 11 issue of Forgiveness Statesman. P.O. Box AE, Stony Brook, It greatly saddens me to see To the Editor: NY t1790. Or hand deliver someone so morally bereft that he - I have read the article of March your letters and viewpoints -AUTO - would not only condone the wan- 28, by Glenn Goldman, "Don't to the basement of the Stu- ton destruction of a student protest Offer Forgiveness to Evangelists.'' 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"I like the action, the fresh air,it's a great place to Pit hockey's greatest moment comes during the annual Young men, some wearing equipment like that of a hang out on the way back from class." G-Fest. Surrounded by bright lights and a crowd of approxi- Photon warrior, flock to the blacktop.Carrying hockey sticks Pit hockey, unlike ice hociey, is played on foot, using mately 500 people, The Pit becoems center stage for dra- in their gloved hands, these hockey fanatics migrate from all special floor-hockey balls. Teams play six on a side, and matic night-hockey action. This Friday, April 15 the top - over campus to the foreboding space known simply as The shoot into regulation size nets. There are three 20-minute teams of last year wil pay about four hours of night hockey. Pit. periods with a five minute sudden-death overtime in case of The Pit is not the most asthetic hockey rink Low, curvey a tie. The Pats' Bats conrete walls surround the sides of the rough pavement, Most National Hockey league rules apply, and there are (continued from page 16) and there are sharp stairs at the corners. People who play in playoffs to determine the kings of The Pit. The biggest differ- center with a double. After Daley walked, Kenny (Scratch) The Pit know just how damaging these kneehigh walls can ences are the ball, which rolls and bounces haphazardly, the Rauschenbach lined to left, scoring Burden and Daley. be. blacktop, the cause of the ball's disorder, and the generally "If we play as aggesively and hard as today, there is not 01They're certainly dangerous," said Mike Sheifitz, organ- malicious motive of thsoe involved. stopping us," said Cascio. izer and commissioner of the Stony Brook Pit Hockey Games are freqeuntly won by intimidation, something Captian Bill Germano said, 'Ve have been rotating the League. "If you don't see a guy coming from behind you most players recognize as part of the game. lineup the whole season. I think today's lineup was as solid could lose your whole knee." "In every sport there's infiridation," Sheifitz said. 'Sure, as can be. We had enough time to see what everyone can do Sheifitz, a senior at Stony Brook, has been recognized as there are guys out there for only one reason, to hit and fight, and we are going to do or die with this lineup." commissioner of the league for the last two years. Now in its and they know their jobs. They are role players." The changes in the lineup were moving Casdo from tenth season at Stony Brook, pit hockey has garnered tre. This may well be why Stony Brook will not allow pit second to first, Cipriano from fourth to fifth, Melore from mendous popularity among studnts. hockey to becoem an offical club, despite amembsF of sixth to second, and Theo moving into the cleanup spot "It's one of the few positive social outlets on campus," nearly 250 students. These four hitters combined for 15 hits and 11 RBIs. boasts Sheifitz, an economics major who plays goalie for a 'They feel that it is too rough and too dangerous," Shifitz 'Hitting is contagious," said Daly. "Once someone gets a tema called N.1. (New and Improved) Armageddon. "When saidt we've been treated unfairly but we'll play ayway. We hit, everyone starts smacking the ball!" the weather gets nice, the place to be is at The Pit" supply our own nets, refs and equipment. Every team cotn- The fourth inning brought three more runs for the Patri- "It's great," echoed Rob Breyer, a junior who plays on the nibutes $40. We make our own bed and we lie in it-" ots. Crack singled to left, and went to second on a wild pitch. Daley laid a bunt down the third base line. Rauchenbach grounded out scoring Cipriano. On a hit and run, Houston -4.,0",W...... Ovalle moved Daley to third. Ovalle stole second and third r l on a bad throw by the catcher, and Daley scored. Cascio walked Pinch runner Donald Willsey stole second and Ovalle beat the throw to home. The Pats were not done yet. They scored four more runs in the fifth, giving them a 16-3 lead going into the sixhh Wnning pitcher Chris Bruno held Queens to pop ups and grounders most of the game. "My fielders were behind me today," he said. "My arm hurt, and I had a headache, but 1 seem to pitch better when I have some kind of ailment. 1was chewing cinnamon gum during the game and that always gives me a headache. If it wasn't for the gum, I would not have pitched so well." Bruno's gum ran out of flavor in the sixth, when he gave up six runs including a grand slam by Queen's John Butler. "My fastball started going on me and I couldn't straighten it out," he said. He was replaced by Lary Panicali who relied on his curve ball retire the side. "My curve wasn't floating today. It cut nice and sharp." Four more runs in the sixth and five more in the eighth, shot down any hopes for Queen's winning the game. "All we have to do is keep the intensity level up," said Rauschenb- ach. "We always had the talent, and today we put it to use. If we play every game like we did today I can't see us losing." - - HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONAIS An Ageny tb Wbrftfor You! PRESTIGE PERSONNEL * Soctw en * Mm scum Maghw . Meuac - s * bnfo sns from * Media Secretaries Anonymous Box Numbers * Recrealion, Occupational & * Fted Interviews Physical Therasts * Researching Companies *Physian A estants Let Us Do the Legworkfor You! Contact Sheila Polkl. lealtb Services ecutre PRESTIGE PERSONNEL 17 17 Broadway, Fair Lawn. 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SThis is by far the strongest offensive output of the season," said relief pitcher Lanry Panicali. "Everyone finally played together." Together is not the way the Pats played in the top of the first inning. 'Ve were sloppy at first," said left fielder Dan Daley. After a stolen base and a wild pitch, Queens' had runners on second and third. A sacrifice fly and a single to left brought in the two runs. "I thought 'Oh, no, here we go again,"' Daley said. "I hoped we wouldn't fold like we had done in the past." The Pats did anything but fold. After Queens pitcher, Ed Pekarik drew a warning from the umpire for throwing spitballs, the Pats scored nine runs in the next two innings. Catcher Eddie Cascio got the show started in the bottom of the first with a single to center. A single by Dan Melore, loaded the bases. Felix Timeo and a walk by Bill Germano THE HIGH FIVE...Dan Daley (30) and the rest of the Patriots had plenty to cheer about after their 25-9 victory run for the Patriots. With two singled, bringing in the first over Queens on Tuesday. . runners on base, Craig (Crack) Cipriano broke his season long slump by ripping a single to center, and driving in two innings against the bats of Stony Brook. He was yanked in speak for themselves." His bat did a lot of talking, hitting runs. Crack went six for seven on the day. the second and "See Ya Later Alligator" played on the three doubles and knocking in four runs. tl< really needed a game like this," he said "I haven't been loudspeakers as he left for the dugout. Three more pitchers RBIs by Casio, and Melore, brought in the Pat's next two hitting the ball like I should Today got me back on track. I would have to go throughout the same agony as Stony runs in the second. Tineo got a double with a monster shot tried being more relaxed up there and I played the way I Brook pounded each one. off the centerfield wall, and a single by Cipriano brought in knew 1 could play." "We shelled an all-conference pitcher on a Division 11 two. Burden brought Tineo home, taking the first pitch to Queens pitcher Pekarik lasted only one and two thirds team," first baseman Bobby Burden said "I think our bats - Continuedon: page 15) Billy Martin Gets a Big Boo.- for Dogging'47 ,~~~~~~~~~~~~i1t Boo. Before his Tuesday night sports report Dave but can't you bat him where he CBS' Wamer Wolf said, "how about a boo for belongs? Shucks Billy, do it for the team, do the Yankees for blaming their 17-9 loss to -it for the fans. the Blue Jays on Rafael Santana." You've got one from me Warner boo Yankees, boooo. Now Winfields controversial book didn't Everything was fine when the Yankees help the Yankees. Neither did Santana's were 5-0, but as soon as they dropped a error. -But Biliy's reactions were worse than game, the finger-pointing and open criticism the sins. The leader of the team attacking his began. This boo goes to Billy Martin. subordinates. The manager of the ballclub Santana made an en-or on a throw from leaving two of his starting players to eat Alpo Bobby Meacham in the first inning. He as they read their skippers smearing words dropped an easy toss that should have in the morning paper. Billy it's just not right started an inning-e8ding double play. His You're giving the Yankees a bad name. miscue left two runners on base with one For my money, the headlines after that out. Yankee ace Rick Rhoden was on the 17-9 loss could have easily read: 'Martin mound and New York had a 3-0 lead blows Yankees Hopes for Undefeated Sea- Rhoden walked George Bell. He gave up a son.' After all, Billy replaced Rhoden with single to Ernie Whitt. He gave up a double to Tomny John, the 44-year-old pitcher who Kelly Gruber. Jesse Barfield gounded out felt that way. Or maybe Rafael Santana was Got that? Yanks facing a lefty, Winfield had started the day bekwe (John imme- Then Rhoden walked a guy named McGriff afraid that Billy Martin would beat him up. batting behind Ward. Winfield blazing hot, diately wild-pitched a run home). Then and Rick Leach ripped a double down the Ward batting .250. Last year Winfield hit .345 when Lee Guettennan came in and pitched right field line. One en-or by his shortstop B ily doesnt like Rafael. Ail spring long Mar- against left-handed pitching (11th best in eflectively for a couple of innings, Martin and Rhoden went to pieces. The Yankees tin tooted the horn of roodde shortstop the leaugue). He blasted lefties for a .621 replaced him with Tun Stoddard That move number one starter had walked two guys in Randy Velarde. Velarde can hit, but is clearly slugging percentage, a .449 on base average subsequently forced Charles Hudson into the first inning when he had a three-run lead In need of improvement when it comes to and 7.34 home runs per 100 at-bats. Com- the game. Hudson had pitched more than Yeah, it was all Santana'S fault the Blue Jays gobbling up grounders. Santana's steadi- pare those stats to Ward's tame output four innings the precing day, and he led 6-3 after one. ness, his chest-high throws to Mattingly, against left handers: .279 batting average, promptly turned a game that was still within Third inning. Rhoden gave up three hits were all but overlooked And it was only .376 slugging percentage, .321 on-base aver- reach into a blowout by allowing four runs in and walked this McGriff fellow once again. WIllie Randolph's injured wrist and the non- age, 2.03 homers per 100 at-bats. No dog- one inning. Why dinMa leave in Guettennan, The Jays scored three runs that inning. They exstence of a backup middle infielder that house, huh Billy? Wasn't that a tail I saw Bily? He wuz getting 'em out scored thrice more in the sixth, once in the kept Santana in the starting lineup the night Winfield wagging when he got his stabingO made seventh and four big runs in the bottom of after the loss to Toronto. on opening day? The point is not that Billy Martin chags. The the eighth. Oh Raffy, look what you did! Martin claims he doesn't have a dog- Cleanup is the glamour spot in the lineup; some questionable pitching After the game Martin chastised his short- house, but Dave Winfield is prooof a canine it's where the spotlight shins. It's also point is that a 17-9 loss is Riqxpedly a are scapegoats in nealy stop. He promised that we would see the shack in the Yankee clubhouse. Wnfield is where the big RBI man should bat. Dave team effort. There runs in the past no matter how good these results the next day, that Santana would be currently on fire. He's hitting all differet Winfield has driven in more every low and 1988 Yankees are, they ame destined to lose on the bench. And Santana said: "I felt I kiAnds of pitches to all dIffecent parts of the five years than any player in the American more than fifty games. Will Billy kick and messed up the whole game. If Billy thinks he ballpark. When the Yankees faced lefty Mike League Yet Billy Martin chose to thrust should make a lineup change that's okay." Flanagan on Monday, Martin had Wnfield Gary Ward into that gorgeous number four screan and bad-mnxuh the scapegoat each time? Or will he save it for the dogs? Maybe Santana was merely offering a palata- batting fifth - behind cleanup batter Gary spot And he let Winfield hit fiMft C'mon like Woof. ble quote to the media Or maybe he really Ward Billy, we know you and George'don't 16 Statesman Thursday, April 14, 1988 ,t: I I iI l I - - miJ JIJ.I.UIrmaU^J.. - - College from the Inside Out - S - - - I - :~vpmw- -L *««'"'»"«»"™i - - 1 =A's Catching a take IU. of noris PM Davis aks with a Wave of violent crime bar bouew about busting fake ID holds. -; ; - - -0 :'-:Page \ 4 I I 5 l --- - -^^^^^^ ROTC on campus Steven M. Ray says the U. of sweeping universities Minnesota needs ROTC program to 'I idealistic sustain nation's military. I By Mike Burgess sanctuary where crime vey of 764 colleges and universities. doesn't occur," Smith said. "That's not a The survey, which was conducted by I a-IPage s I 71 * State Press Arizona State U. valid assumption today.' Towson State U., showed that: Smith, a former chief assistant attor- * 20 percent of the schools polled re- ~~~~11-1 I I m~~~~~~ TOWSON, MD-College campuses, ney general for the state of West Virgi- ported an increase in murder, rape, rob- VAXing the time away once thought to be sanctuaries from nia, was one of a dozen experts on cam- bery and assault. Sarah Burton says U. of Florida has crime, are now becoming violent out- pus crime who spoke at the National * 42 percent reported sexual assaults modern method of finding dates and posts, experts say. Conference on Campus Violence, held on their campus and 22 percent re- dweebs. ----- :.-..o :- "Serious crime is rampant on Amer- at Towson State U., near Baltimore, in ported one or more rapes. -;; a* -en ;Page 1 I ica's college campuses,' said Michael January. * Only 20 percent of campus crimes are The verdict's in ^ ; -zw Smith, a criminal justice professor at The conference, which was attended perpetuated by non-students. the U. of Southern Mississippi. by about 150 campus police chiefs, *There were no major differences in Eric Elbell of Millersville U. reports a "Campuses are supposed to be places deans of student life and residence hall the crimes committed at private and few mass sellers may have caused 1?||S See CRIPE, Ple 6 October stock market crashL - to go for exchanging ideas ... an directors, detailed a national crime sur- 4 ; m' e t^ c. A.--- f^-X-0-+: - * The UCS Guardian l t . U. of Caliornfia, San Digo ; I' tiJeffrey Armstrong, known as counsel peers on drug, alcohol abuse 'Saint Silicon" and founder of Ex-addicts CHIP, the Church of Heuristic In- By Michele Bidwell thing to living on the street" because of the seriousness of his situation. formation Processing, a new high- * The UCSD Guardian his addiction. "(The questionnaire) said that I was tech religion, is author of a new U. of California, San Diego Mitchiner has been sober since he in the chronic state of alcoholism and I said, 'Great. What do alcoholics do? book, The Binary Bible. A former "Alcohol and drugs kicked my ass, was 18 and can now look at his former Thev drink.' So, I continued to use and computer salesman who holds de- the bottom line," said student situation objectively. HI had everything that's abuse. I believed that I was an alcoholic grees in psychdogy, creative writ- Mark Mitchiner, one of two alcohol and in the world, materially. I had the but I didn't accept it, and I didn't sur- ing and histoy, he is also a stand- substance abuse peer counselors at U. of straight As and all that." he said. Even render,' Mitchiner explained. "I had jqp comedian and songwriter. California, San Diego. As a recovering after answering a questionnaire on to a point where I knew that if I -- Armstrong claims that CHIP is drug addict-alcoholic, Mitchiner knows alcohol abuse in his freshman year. come S 0 -= \ Se CmIP, Pe 1i what it's like to go "from having every- Mitchiner still hadn't comprehended See COUNSELORS, Page 27 l I 2 U- THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER News Feattre a APRIL 19688 - - News Foes * APR Lm lge8 Manoa campus part ofthe system, said that since the outer Sigma Nu draws the line .. . Inresponse to unique," she said. "It involves the entire person. *Sheri island campuses, with the exception ofHilo, do not go the growth in liability suits against fraternity members, Sparks, The Eastern Progress, Eastern Ken- above the community college level, students living on which can affect their families as well, Sigma Nu fraternity tucky U. those islands who want bachelor's or professional degrees has implemented a comprehensive risk-reduction policy. have to relocate to Oahu, which can be inconvenient, One clause which has drawn the greatest attention reads: especially economically. HITS will allow these students to "No alcoholic beverages may be purchased through the Defense research cut ... Acap on Defense attend classes with those at Manoa. They will be able to see Chapter Treasury ... or coordinated by any member ... Department research funding through its University Re- the teacher and all instructional material and ask questions inthe name of or on behalf of the chapter." This means that TCASHE' available at WMU ... Western search Initiative (URI) program promises to cut U. of over an open television link. The system is already in use social functions are now BYOB, says Jeffrey Lawton, former Michigan U. (WMU) students may be finding new sources California, San Diego's (UCSD) share of that program's by the nursing department. * Dave Stroup, Ka Leo 0 president of Sigma Nu, Purdue U. "Inconcept, this policy of 'cashe' to pay for their college education, thanks to a budget by 40 percent. The results will include a discon- Hawaii, U. of Hawaii, Honolulu places the responsibility upon the shoulders of each mem- nationwide computer bank that can now be accessed from tinuance of summer salaries for 15 faculty members as well ber of the fraternity, not just the officers." Sigma Nu social the WMU campus. WMU-CASHE (Computer Assisted as the cancellation of three research programs, visitor's chairman Jeff Brady says, "In the past, the keg was the Scholarships for Higher Education) can match individual for programs and funding seminars and summer schools, center of attention. Now we are back to the reason behind a students with more than 180,000 sources of financial aid unless alternative funding is found. Legislation was passed party, where you have fun with good friends." aBrad from around the country, said John A. Kundel, WMU in December by a joint committee of the U.S. House of It's Daaaaavid Letterman . . . Late night talk Klosinski, The Purdue Exponent, Purdue U., director of student financial aid and scholarships. WMU- Representatives and Senate to enact a 14 percent limit on show host and Ball State U. graduate David Letterman IN CASHE's offerings, part ot a national program run by URI funds available to any one state. Prior to the legislation, donated $75,000 to make the school's carrier current radio National College Services, Ltd. of Maryland, marks the first UCSD and the Scripps Institute of Oceanography received station possible. The new radio station, which will operate time such a service is available in Michigan on anon-profit of 25 percent URI funds available to California. at 540 AM, should be completed by the beginning of the basis. "We've known that private companies have been a Cynthia Chesy, The UCSD Guardian,U. of 1988-89 academic year. But when it came into existence on offering this service for some time," Kundel said, but often California, San Diego Jan. 26, one student broadcast the first message: "This is Sign of the times . . . Eastern Kentucky U.has the charge a substantial fee.There are no guarantees of actually Robert Ludwig, and now let's have a party." He then played only sign language interpretive program inthe state. Dahlia receiving a scholarship, but students will come away with a "Paper in Fire" by Indiana native John Cougar Mellen- Haas, project employee for special education and instructor list of possibilities tailored to their background and in- camp. Letterman's only condition in donating the funds for many of the interpreting classes, said, "The purpose of terests. *Staff Writer, The Western Herald, was that the station be operated, managed and staffed the training program is for the prospective interpreters to Western Michigan U. 'HITS gives island students access to de- entirely by students. Letterman's attorney relayed a mes- get an idea of relative strengths and weaknesses... It's a grees ... The Hawaii Interactive Television System sage from the TV host to the students to "take advantage of new field." This year there are 10 full-time students and (HITS) has begun to broadcast classes from Manoa to other this opportunity" and "don't screw it up." *Corri seven part-time students inthe program. "The program will campuses with receiving links, and it will soon link up the Planck, The Ball State Daily News, Ball continue if the funding comes from the federal source," [C university statewide. Hae Okimoto, coordinator for the State U., IN Haas said, which it has from the start. "InterpretersI are ------1 - -- - UVII hni" I== This land is our land ... u.of Tennessee, Knoxville, sociology professor Robert Bullard received a grant from Resources For The Future. He plans to interview low-income minority residents who live near landfills in two large and two small cities todetermine how they cope with living in what are sometimes unhealthy conditions. He found that in Houston from 1920 to 1978 all the city's landfills had been placed in low-income, minority areas. a Sheri Guessford, The Daily Beacon, U. of Tennessee, Knoxville El Friends of Squirrels, unite ... Members of tahFriends ofthe Squirrlcs Club receantlyorganized "to promote the happiness and well-being of campus squir- rels' by regularly giving them food and affection, stated the club's official information sheet. Jules Madrigal, the club's vice president, said she is concerned about squirrel abuse on campus. "People think they're just something to kick around or they're like grackles," Madrigal said. Club offi- cials are compiling a top 10 list of campus squirrel- watching areas, Madrigal said, and are tentatively planning a spring T-shirt sale and membership drive "to increase student awareness of the squirrels." *Stephanie Parsley, The Daily Texan, U. of Texas, Au- stin &Im Police give "good tickets' . . . The Utah State U. (USU) police hit thestreets in February to catch four good drivers in the act and award them with college basketball tickets provided by theUSU athletic committee Officer Lynn Wright said they looked for "wearing a seat belt, stopping at crosswalks, signaling, ... and common courtesy." They finally awarded the first ticket to John Grammar, who reacted with an "All right." Officer Wright said, "Hopefully, with services such as rewarding drivers, students will look at us more positively." *Jim Val- carce, The Utah Statesman, Utah State U. Still not divesting ... ofthe five largest Jesuit universifies inthe U.S.-Boston College (MA), Marquette U (Wl). Georgetown U.(DC), Loyola U. (IL), and Fordham U.(NY> two still hold stock in companies that dobusi- ness in South Africa. As ofSept. 30, 1987, Marquette had about $45 million invested in companies doing business there. And Joseph Dellasaga, assistant treasurer atLoyola U ,said the university has about S37million invested in these companies amounting to about 20 to 25 percent of their total stock value, but that "the university has a responsibility not toinvest in any businesses that have unethical practices." uJim Chilsen, Marquette Tribune, Marquette U., WI APRIL 1988 a News Features U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 3 l - - i I I I II Can there ever be peace in the £3 Middle East? 4 II Students nationwide say yes, but :=i differ in how best to resolve the i deep-rooted conflict. Their opin- I i2^ ions range from denouncing Israeli Z) oppression of the Palestinians to Icc Ioi defending the Jewish state. Most i offer the solution of creating two culturally distinct nations. i *M*- ^ Studentss~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ defend Palestinians,* Israelirm Palestinian state and total Israeli with- too harsh. If the United Nations be- Agony explodes into drawal from Arab lands. That, of If Israel won't defend lieves that Israel is in the wrong, why course, is precisely what the Palesti- don't they send a peace force to help deal armed resistance nians, and now a growing number of itself, who will? with the rioting? Instead, they issue Israelis, are calling for. Instead, Shamir condemnations, which do nothing to By Editorial Staff says, "The violence will be stopped by By Lisa Tann * The Daily Cardinal solve the ongoing antagonism between our actions, by army actions." * The Westem Herald the Jews and the Palestinians. U. of Wisconsin, Madison Rabin's program of "might, power and Western Michigan U. For the past 20 years, 1.5 million beatings" cannot suppress this move- This is in response to "Israel must Referring to the condition in the Gaza Palestinians have chafed under Israeli ment for Palestinian national libera- heed condemnation of its brutality." Strip, yes, there are many Palestinians military occupation in Gaza and the tion. The crushing of hands may pre- (Western Herald, 1/14188) living in refugee camps. A recent official West Bank. Now, their agony has ex- vent the throwing of stones, but it can- Prnfvefvwr Rqmni1r.ttl tfh4t. lTrnz iq figure of people living in Gaza was ploded into a full-blown resistance not destroy ideas and aspirations. Will committing Facts of brutal repression 750,000. What Professor Esmail has failed movement. Israel unleash in full its terrible power, against Palestinians." What are the to mention is that most of the At least 40 Palestinians have been destroying the Palestinians themselves acts to which he refers? Could he be people are there by their own free choice. shot to death by Israeli soldiers since in order to wipe out their resistance? talking about the suppression of the They reside there only because they the uprisings began nearly two months We must challenge the facade with Palestinians when their demonstra- believe the Jews will be pushed into the Mediterranean Sea, ago. And recently, since Israeli Defense which supporters of Israeli policy hope tions become too violent? How is the in other Minister Yitzhak Rabin's policy of beat- to mask the truth of what is taking place Israeli government supposed to react to words killed, so the Palestinians can re- claim the land as theirs. ings, not bullets, took effect, hundreds in the territories. We have a right and a the rioting, by letting them do as they of Palestinians have been brutally duty to pose an alternative response to please? There is not one country in the The Palestinians definitely have poli- attacked with clubs, fists and rifle Palestinian resistance-that is, accept- world I am familiar with that allows tical rights. They are allowed to vote, butts. ance of its legitimate demand for the uncontrollable rioting, not even in the but only a minority exercise this right. The Israelis have employed a range of establishment of a Palestinian home- United States. The Israelis are doing The Israelis/Jews must continue to strategies to quell the rebellion, raining land, side by side with a democratized the best they can, even though the rest show military strength, otherwise 40 rubber bullets and tear gas down on Israeli state. of the world believes their actions are years of defending our homeland will all protesters, arrresting thousands of be for naught. If Israel allows the Palestinians and imposing tight curfew Palestinians a free reign and gives them -over the refugee camps. The-insistent the West Bank as their homeland, how characterization of Israel as a perennial will we know they will be satisfied? Af- "Victim,"which is used to justify its ev- ter all, doesn't the Palestinian Libera- ery abhorrent act and to deny the legiti- tion Organization demand the entire mate claims of the Palestinian people, country be given over to them? And negates the reality of Israeli power and don't they claim they will use any twists the true meaning of "victim" into means to achieve their goal? an unrecognizable distortion. The opposition to Israeli occupation In conclusion, I feel that Israel is cor- has spread throughout the Arab rect in using force to defend its home- population residing in Israel; nearly land. The army is ordered to help main- 750,000 participated in a one-day tain peace. The means are usually general strike last December. through tear gas, rubber bullets and But the Israeli government is deaf to water. Live ammunition is only used as their challenge. Prime Minister Yit- a last resort, then they are ordered to zhak Shamir has rejected calls for a shoot to wound, not to kill. Granted a U.N.-sponsored international peace few soldiers make mistakes, but we are conference, charging that it would not perfect. If Israel won't defend her- mean Israeli acceptance of a separate self, who will? America colludes with Israel in oppressing Palestinians By Abdul Hamad to be getting worse. The United States vides the Jewish state $3 billion in lion in grants. * The State News recently vetoed two United Nations annual subsidies ($12,000 for every The U.S. and the Jewish state have Michigan State U. Security Council resolutions deploring Israeli soldier)." (Detroit News, 1/27/88) joined in a program of portraying the The Israeli army, the Shin Beth in- the violation of Palestinian human Therefore, the Americans cannot Palestinians as terrorists, subhuman telligence service and the Jewish set- rights by Israeli military forces. escape responsibility for what is being and barbarian people with no history or tlers have adopted a policy of killing, Rarely has an oppressed people faced done. claim of land. One recalls Golda Meir's beating and breaking the bones of such obdurate and so hypocritical and The Jewish state has declared a war saying that the Palestinians were not a Palestinian demonstrators, even unrelenting a pair of enemies. To move against Palestinians, but Uncle Sam real people. shamelessly leaving their blood to stain from general to specific, as Patrick cannot reward the Jewish state-his How many times do Palestinians a wall in the middle of the West Bank Buchanan put it, "When Israeli troops spoiled naughty baby-enough. On the have to be humiliated, arrested, de- town of Ramallah. dragged those Palestinian youths be- very day President Reagan "admo- ported, beaten and killed? Despite this, The official record of the Jewish state hind buildings and broke their hands nished" the Jewish state for its harsh Palestinians have enough courage, time is bloody while that of the American with two-by-fours, those were American behavior in Gaza, the U.S. handed the and patience, for they see a light at the Administration is appalling and seems tax dollars at work. For America pro- naughty baby an additional $200 mil- end of the tunnel. 4 U- THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER News Features-APRIL 1988 CZ----I------umILijjtjim =&------MR Video revolution hits college admissions they're By Carol Vinzant individuals," Guttentag said. because some students are not finan- * The Daily Pennsylvanian Audio and visual tapes comprise most cially able to produce visually competi- U. of Pennsylvania of the submissions; and Guttentag esti- tive material. But, since other non- mated that the entire office received 130 i financially taxing projects are also ' l wish to go to Penn. I covet Penn . .. video tapes. accepted, he said the committee will I have to go to Penn," wrote one student The videos feature students acting in continue to encourage the movies. applying for next year's freshman class. plays and monologues, and performing About 10-15 percent of the applicants Heightened anxiety over tougher in athletics. A tour of a student's house, from Guttentag's northeast region sent admission standards, coupled with a a how-to-juggle guide, and an Indian in extra material this year, which is a new question on the University's ap- dance were also among this year's pre- slightly higher percentage than for plication, has caused a dramatic in- sentations. other regions. crease in supplemental material sent to The tapes, like other types of submis- The supplemental materials will not the University, according to admissions sions, are scrutinized by the regional be used against the student unless they officials. officer, who notes the additional mate- are offensive, Guttentag said. "I have so much stuff I'm keeping it rial in his report to the admissions com- Lundquist said that he expects to be outside my office now," said Associate mittee. The admissions office occa- swamped by the neurotic excesses of Admissions Dean Daniel Lundquist. sionally sends the projects to experts in U. of Pennsylvania Admissions Officer some applicants, adding that the flow of Admissions Officer Christoph Gut- the music, art or design departments for Christoph Guttentag and his submissions. materials to his office will increase as a tentag, who is keeping submissions in evaluation, Guttentag said, and he has function of the anxiety that mounts as his office, said it is filled with mounds of also brought a few "exceptional' tapes touted as the First Annual Admissions the decision date comes up. photos, videos and collages. to the admissions committee itself. Office Film Festival. Brown U.'s admis- "They might be better off writing an "I keep this stuff around because I At the end of the process, the admis- sions committee has a similar ritual. essay if they're going to send in a dopey think it's wise not to forget how much sions office will review highlights and Lundquist said that accepting the collage or a stupid video," Lundquist this means to these people and that clips from all the videos at a party, videotapes creates an ethical dilemma said. - - Ir i~ STUDENT I EX-ID forger noows tricks of trade, -A A7L OPINION POLL i .,ofw im P - busts fake ID holders as bouncer By Phil Davis fake IDs when the information is false * The Alligator but the picture is legitimate. Bob's U. of Florida second fake ID was a color copy of an Who wil youNsIuprt in older friend's license with his own pic- Stephan Rogers, U. of Florida (UF) ture pasted over it. I~~~~~rsdniath lci engineering junior, asks more people Although this fake was more convinc- for their driver's licenses every night ing, one problem was the backing, I than most police officers do in a week. which on a valid license has fine blue He isn't a cop, but if you want to get into print. Fake IDs usually have their fake Who do you think will win? the Purple Porpoise Oyster Pub for a fronts glued to an original license, but cold beer, he's the law. bouncers can spot these too. "One guy To give you an opportunity to express your opinions on important Out of the thousands of licenses he's showed me a Maryland ID," Rogers campus issues that affect your life, the AT&T STUDENT OPINION seen in six months as a bouncer, Rogers said. "It had a Florida back on it." POLL will appear in each issue of has seen more than 100 fake IDs. At Not all fake IDs are shoddily made or U. The National College Newspaper. least, that's how many he's caught. easily caught. Sometimes the photo will Rogers knows all the tricks of the be legitimate, the physical description trade because he used to make them. will fit and the signature will be in the -CALL I-800-662-5511 - -- First Roger s holdsanID over a flash- -holder's handwriting. Everything on light. "They (the numbers) are put in the license will be correct-except the Watch for the results of this month's poll in U crooked sometimes," Rogers said, "and birthdate. the light shines through the cuts in the Daniel Krasno, a former UF student, license." made and sold near-perfect fake IDs un- Cutting up the birthdate with a razor til he was caught last year. Alachua is one of the most common ways to alter or, , County sheriffs detective Paul Bryan 0,000 . an ID, but it's also one of the crudest. showed a giant license 'board" made up e : - I. "The good ones are the out-of-state to look like a Florida . -- driver's license. ones," Rogers said, since most doormen Krasno would cut out letters and paste don't know what other licenses look up whatever name, address and birth- like. date his customer wanted, Bryan said. 1 I ' v Bob (not his real name), a UF fresh- The customer would sign the license man, said he has been making fake IDs with a large magic marker. -I;. that way for four years. The first one he After carefully positioning the cus- T Iad made was a black-and-white version of tomer, Krasno photographed the an Alabama ID card. "It was really bad," "license' with a Polaroid camera and Bob said, but it did work for a short then glued the photo to the back of the time. customer's real license and laminated Another popular method is to borrow it. a real driver's license from a friend or Fake IDs like these are detectable relative. But that's not foolproof either. only through a computer check or a real- Rogers compares the photo on each ly close look. Rogers said the "boards" license to the person giving it to him. If have flaws, particularly in the photo. I the match isn't quite right, he compares "One big flaw is the upper chest and the height. head-there is too much showing." rmY,= YT.T. ID= w COTT Ma He has trouble, however, spotting The biggest giveaway is the fine licenses borrowed from brothers and print. The fakes' fine print is illegible sisters, so sometimes he gives a quick and the state seal is not as detailed as SHOULD FOREIGN TEACHING ASSISTANTS BE quiz: the seal on a valid license. "Hey, man, what's your sign?" Or he There's only one foolproof way to de- REQUIRED TO PASS ENGLISH ORAL asks that person's buddy, 'What's your tect a fake, and bouncers like Rogers PROFICIENCY TESTS? friend's name?" don't have access to it. It's a computer 'If I'm not really sure I have them that state officials and police officers sign," Rogers said. Reproducing a signa- use to identify residents by their driv- ture is hard to do without constant prac- er's license number. Fake IDs have fake YES8 97%6 N0I3% tice, Rogers said. numbers, so the computer could detect Rogers has the most trouble spotting them. J APRIL 1988 * News Features U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 5 m 1 Biology prof guarantees C or better By Tina Burnside Lesbians 0 designed to help students gain an in- * The Minnesota Daily wanting to hold students back, and that U. of Minnesota, Twin Cities sight about themselves and give them a he is more concerned with students general understanding of genetics. learning concepts rather than just go GreekI Genetics and cell biology professor Woodward awards 25 percent of his memorizing facts." Val Woodward has an offer most Uni- class As, 50 percent Bs, and 25 percent Woodward said many introductory versity students can't refuse. If you take Cs. Students who don't pass are given courses are in danger of being elimin- his heredity class, he'll guarantee you an incomplete. He admits that most stu- ated under the University's Commit- at UCLA won't get a D or an F. This quarter, more dents, but not all, take the course be- ment to Focus improvement plan. than 600 students are enrolled in Biolo- cause it is considered easy. 'They would like to get rid of these By Michael Ashcraft gy 1101: Heredity and Human Society. Professors are free to determine their courses. They want students to enter * Daily Bruin "I had heard from other students that own grading policies, said Kathie Peter- the University .. . and start working U. of California, Los Angeles it was an easy class, so I took it," said son, director of student services in the directly on their majors, and not fool junior Lisa Smith. "I barely went to Genetics and Cell Biology Department. around with these so-called 'Mickey The gang met in Lu Valle Com- class except on the quiz days, but I pas- "I'm taking the class because I have Mouse' courses," he said. mons at least three times a week to sed. It was great." an interest in genetics and the class "I flatly disagree. This class is de- sip coffee, smoke cigarettes, gossip But Woodward has a reason for his seems interesting," sophomore Tony signed to give everyone an equal oppor- and occasionally joke that they had grading policy. 'This is not a class de- Giombetti said. tunity to an education, not to eliminate become something of a sorority. signed to weed people out,' he said. "It is "I like the idea of the teacher not a few." So when the women took steps this quarter toward forming a new sorority, nothing seemed unique or unusual-except that all nine are s;No matter how lesbians. Lambda Delta Lambda, now polishing its constitution before re- bad they are, ceiving official recognition from the university, is in many ways a maverick in the Greek system at U. Grandma loves of California, Los Angeles and around the nation. to hear ie "We all grew up in a straight soci- ety ... and we understand how it works," said member Julie Lever- latest jokes.o ance. "But we also understand how different the gay society is. All we're doing is creating a positive alternative for ourselves within the system." Along with other Greeks, Lamb- da Delta Lambda will hold rush and pledge functions, social dances and participate in major Greek events. They will also require pledges to complete social work for women or gay concerns before in- itiation, hold fundraisers for AIDS research and co-sponsor awareness presentations. "We want to make the point that being lesbian is more than just the sex thing," said member Debi Knight. 'We have community in- I terests." With few precedents in the U.S., 0ou mi.ss her sparkling the new lesbian sorority may be- >,,en.SC Of h11L.uor. She nisses come a political statement. "Since \'L)ll dil vur jo(^kes. Even the we are lesbians and we're trying to ad o(nes. That's one good make a point by going in where it's relIson1 to Call 10lo i I st an( e.tlllC. been straight for years and years, I -. Kim Colien - Universitv4 of W~isconsin * Class of 1990 I x 0- i- In the March issue, the story on page 5 AraT Admission testing nixed incorrectly The right choice. stated that Brown U. (RI) has waived admission testing scores. We apologize for the error. 6 U- THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER News Fatures * APRIL 1988 W I "I I .. ,,. _~~~~~~II"AiflM AS No classroom blood experiments-Syracuse U. biology Stu- ldents will not be taking samples of one another's blood, but will use || I.animals and hospitals, because department chairman Marvin IPruger feels that the lab may expose students to AIDS. Teaching 1| gassistants will demonstrate blood sampling procedures, Druger || R aid**GlennBlain, The Daily Orange, Syracuse U., NY I, >-as < >SDS film screened - "Living with AIDS"`-a documentary H iSanford U. film student Tina DeFeliciantonio which portrayed | young AIDS victim's final weeks, and Mhe Virus Knows No | " a West German black comedy of how the disease is | fitted, were screened at U. of California, Los Angeles as part g continuing AIDS education. "We cant just look at the intellec- | ANNOUNCES academic side of AIDS. We need to learn by seeing, by exam- Ale and by display of emotion. Expressions like these give value to -a phumnan existence," said biology professor Richard Siegel. -Shana H : : p~ADZer, Daily Bruin, U. of California, Los Angeles - X>" -^- * Students hit the road to teach safe sex - The Responsible | College Journalist WAids Information at Dartmouth (RAID) student group has de- || gjvelod a dormitory roadshow, which combines a slideshow and a |i xual scenario skit. RAID members then offer suggestions about | ,|howto talk about and practice safe sex. "The roadshow is interac- c Ipive and experiential. It doesnet just deal with facts>" said RAID |1 of the Year Award i adviser and health education director Beverfie Conant Sloane. | Meegan McCorme? The Dartmouth, Dartmouth College, NH -|;.^,^,| :;| . Presented by American Express Awarded by a panel of respected journalism professionals to are inaccurate and that crime rates are an outstanding student journalist for excellence in reporting Crme actually higher on campuses. Continued From Page 1 Colleges are "covering up realities of and writing in a subject of vital importance to the campus college crimes" in order to attract poten- community and for commitment to the highest standards public schools. tial students and increase enrollment, of journalism. Dorothy Siegel, the survey's coordi- he said. nator, said the poll was prompted by "The motivation of college adminis- several unusual violent crimes that trators is not to publicize crime, but to JOURNALIST OF THE YEAR occurred at Towson State U. recently. minimize it," Smith said. "All too often I "After the incidents occurred we did they are not too honest about the risks." some checking with other universities While violent crimes on college cam- to see if they were having the same puses are on the rise, thousands of stu- problems, and they were," Siegel said. dents have become victims of a whole "We have a problem that has appeared gamut of new crimes, most of them in- in the last 10 years, and it's not going volving the misuse of money. away." "Higher education is big business," $5000 The biggest problem in examining the Smith said. "There are as many (monet- increase in campus crime is that most ary) transactions in one day on a college 1st RUNNER UP crimes go unreported, although the FBI campus as a small city bank. With that, adds a separate section for campus of course, has come crime." crime in their yearly Uniform Crime Re- From August 1987 to January 1988, ports. the Inspector General for the Depart- $1000 Rape, especially those perpetrated by ment of Education has handed down 74 an acquaintance of the victim, is consi- indictments for embezzlement of feder- 2nd RUNNER UP dered the most under reported crime. al financial aid, Smith said. According to the latest FBI figures, The sale of grade changes is also on in 1 986 there were six murders on col- the rise- lege campuses, nearly 250 rapes and "On college campuses there's a lot of $500-- - 600 robberies, and more than 1,600 grade changing," he said. "It's so easy to aggravated assaults. 'hack' systems." 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TYPE SYSTEMS CONSULTANT OPERATIONS MANAGER Account Xttuitivs.s: laurie ( thrk('. a David Chidester U. is published six limes ;aYear bY The Anmican * Annalee Ryan Lorl Fontlans. Athar Siddli(le Coltleiatet Network. {11 -- - BB3BTO^^^TA1ll]lj Emotional impact of graphic photos worth the shudder \ By Dan Hassert dren crying brings home the tragedy of * Kentucky Kernel the situation a lot more effectively than U. of Kentucky, Lexington showing Peter Jennings reading from a The New York Times ran a front-page piece of paper. Q photograph showing two people lying in And that's what journalism is all s pools of blood while a wounded woman about. =i in the background appealed for help. The goal of any story is to make the readers I abhor sensationalism. But I ap- think they were there. The best 5 plaud The Times for running the photo, writers are those who captivate the 2 as it was used to illustrate an article on readers from the opening sentence to the attack on a group of Haitian citizens the final word. I. who were waiting to vote. Likewise, the best photographers are %'No VITL 8... 40 Ws ( c u& O. My Grandpa and I argued fiercely one those who so capture the moment that day over graphic photojournalism. Ab- readers widen their eyes in apprecia- on or- gas- In orror. Irr out a week after the space shuttle blew lion or gasp in horror. up, he blasted journalism for its exten- The most appealing effect of televi- Condom delivery service sion journalism is its visual opportun- The goal ofjournalism is to ity. Saying a child rescued her drowning sister is nowhere near as effective as show the human aspect of showing the seven-year-old wade into won't hold up to scrutiny stories that would seem not the swift, brown current and slowly proposal or to have any. And if a picture drag the baby to the side. By Editorial Staff for effective action in in- stalling does it best, rm all for it. Print journalism relies on photos for * The Review condom dispensers. - DANHASSERT this same effect. U. of Delaware He might be trying to generate uni- True, there is a limit to good taste. I I... yes, that's right, we'll have it versity interest in condom availability sive coverage of the event. He particu- wouldn't run a picture of a suicide jum- there in 30 minutes or less." No it's not but it will be counterproductive if no one larly objected to the camera shots of the per's impact. Nor would I run a photo of pizza, but prophylactics. For the spon- takes his proposal seriously. It looks crowd's reaction to the explosion, saying a rape victim running naked from a hos- taneous, yet conscientious, student. doubtful that a condom hotline will it exploited their grief. A simple news- tage situation. Resident Student Association Presi- materialize and Cradler should expect a cast would have given him that same But if a clothed man escaping from a dent Mike Cradler has devised a pre- good ribbing. message. Their grief, he said, is none of hostage situation was photographed posterous proposal for a 24-hour con- Cartoonist Gary Trudeau originated our business. with an expression of fear on his face as dom delivery service. The travesty of the idea of a condom delivery service That's not totally true. Their grief is bullets riddled the ground beneath him, this proposal is only outweighed by its and obviously his humor evaded Crad- our grief. The astronauts represented I wouldn't hesitate to put it on page one. clause to deliver the condoms within a ler. When the president of a major stu- the whole United States and therefore The goal of journalism is to show the half hour of telephoning. Cradlet's in- dent organization gleans his ideas from deserved to be grieved by the whole human aspect of stories that would tention to provide a means for "safe sex" cartoons, there is cause for angst. Let's country. seem not to have any. And if a picture is valid, but humor and parody are not just hope he doesn't read "The Far Showing parents, spouses and chil- does it best, I'm all for it. the elements for an official Side." Z university - - would~~~~~~~~~~~~nfrslm"s be would be enormous. aids from the classroom. ly, the military is the only organiza- By Steven M. Ray The ROTC is extremely cost- tion qualified to teach military scien- * The Minnesota Daily The University's land-grant charter effective. Graduating a cadet from a ce, as well as the only Twin Cities includes a clause requiring the milit- one with access U.of MIotsota, military academy costs the govern- to necessary ary arts be offered to students who resources. difficult to fathom how, logical- ment approximately $100,000, where- Banning the It's wish it. The U. of Wisconsin, Madison ROTC would wreck an ly, The Daily could advocate banning as an ROTC graduate can cost as little efficient and effective (UWM) says that it can ban the ROTC program, deny the ROTC. The Daily article on the as $2,500. Without the ROTC, the an and offer civilian versions of ROTC opportunity to potential cadets, ROTC's gay and lesbian policies had country's recruitment costs would cause considerable damage to our clases. one clearheaded idea in it: that the skyrocket. national defense system, and certain- real issue is a federal rather than local Although some military science In no way can a civilian course teach ly wouldn't help would-be officers who policy. classes are open only to ROTC cadets what current ROTC classes offer. The are gay or lesbian. The Daily should The ROTC trains officers for service because instructors use classified military is a profession. Where will have avoided this short-sighted, ulti- in our country's armed forces and sup- materials, any student can audit an civilians find the expertise to teach mately damaging course in its edito- plies 70 percent of all commissioned ROMC class with the instructor's per- classes on small-unit tactics or the rial and given the matter careful officers. If the ROTC were banned, the mission. The Daily's solution, which military's methods? Where will civi- thought in order to arrive at a more major source of new officers would dry would force the ROTC to admit any- lians get their hands on M-16 rifles, rational, constructive national solu- up and the effect on national security body, would remove valuable training PRC-77 radios and code books? Clear- tion. tion. - 8 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER %pFMPIs APRIL 1988 muf * nfflnfflpffi^^ -~~~~s I "3 07~ I -_7' : =~- 'Brain' can't compete without brawn The MinnesotRe Mi DilytasedZit ioF~~~~in'"" atongM. al and American students: "Wa do you By Michael Merschel erased after reports about sex and physical. All a player really has to do is think is going to be important in the * The University Daily Kansan money being offered to high school take a deep breath to be allowed to stay world this year? What would you like to U. of Kansas seniors with high SAT scores. on the team. see happen?" , KU also looked at junior colleges like The test isn't designed to weed any- It doesn't seem fair. Bartlesville Technical Institute, where body out. Programmers are given extra- Nowhere to go I'm a big fan of that well-discussed Blossom broke school records in bytes special attention during the year: brea- I wish that no one would have to experience team that competes in that famous scored and defensive debugging. thing tutors, free oxygen tanks, etc. It what it's like to live ina state of war. I wish that building on the edge of campus, and Blossom played as well as expected takes a lot of effort to fail the physical. no one had to feel thatthey have nowhere to when a top player is declared ineligible after he signed with KU. He helped KU That's why it was so shocking when turn to, no family nor a homeland. because of some silly rule, fans can't remain undefeated at home with upsets Blossom did. 4$ d0;: -X Abir arb help but be disappointed. over teams like Cal Tech. With Blossom Oh, everybody expects smart people I'm referring to the sad situation re- processing, KU had a shot at the final like Blossom to be physical wimps. garding Melvin Blossom, the star play- 4.0. But in big-time college academics, these er for the U. of Kansas' (KU) top-ranked Then it happened. guys usually squeak by. When they Don't be afraid o computer programming team, who was As with other intercollegiate competi- don't, as in Blossom's case, it seems like ^1 would liketo see Ue U.S. dag its recently declared athletically ineligible. tions, computer programming has a the system has failed. attitude toward the Soviet Union in 1988. The Undefeated in their last 39.75 match- giant rules-making organization over- U.S. should take advantage of te glasnost es in the computer center, the Data Pro- seeing competition. The National Com- I know it doesn't seem fair for our star situation in the Soviet Union instead of being cessin' Jayhawks were off to a shaky puter Competition Association (NCCA) player to get nailed on a technicality, start this year. but it's probably for the best. afraid of it The U.S. should not be afraid of has strict guidelines regarding who can advancemn the could To make up for the loss of several and can't program. in Soviet Union which Once he graduates, Blossom won't be beneficial forboth countries. seniors, KU scouts tried recruiting Among other things, the NCCA have much help. Hell have to function t ~~~Angela Gfteham players from Southern Methodist U., guidelines call for everyone competing on his own. And in today's society, if he whose programming program was in academic events to pass a simple can't breathe, he's as good as dead. Sov'vet>s sudies grdut prgam gSg|;j > -; >; Statest z 0 r - -United Save the Win hads - : would like the world to bemore concerned with eliminating pollution and conserving na- ture and those many species and plants that are becoming extinctSaving South American rain forests where nature isbeing destroyed on a large scale is also very important + ^r ;; Scapmissiles --"^ jt 1 would like to see the U.S. Senate approve the INF treay, and I want real progress in implementation of the treaty. I want a less aggressivo militwy presence in the Middie A.V->., i St es p the war inEftiopia ^1 wold like to see peace in my country, wiee guerlasb are fighting the government, and a solution to the famine so the people can ive with dignity. woat -the governmt to become democratic and I want it to change its priorities so that feeding its peoe becomes Its top priority. ;; . f mawr -- - ".-"- I ----A- -- . _ . be':.-,' Gi.*,-Z55 A Ado . In^y-:, a'^^^ " !*^ ' .. gT{< - :-wt08 not admitting he's gay). There are day night, to the person who fol- someone I can't identify grabbed already gays in the military, and lowed me: me last night and then walked Letters to the Editor have been edited for space it poses virtually no problems. and content. I have never been afraid of the away? Can I prosecute someone Why, then, is the military so night. If dark streets in New York for intentionally scaring me? Can Prof sorry for 'sloppy' job against officially allowing gays to City do not scare me, what do I I follow you out of a party at night enter? have to fear from a solitary walk and make you afraid? Oh, I would I think the real problem is the across the Green? Haven't I been love to make you afraid! Editor. I would like to apologize to the issue of allowing women into taught to protect myself? Besides, I suppose the next time I want students in my Greek history class combat units. On today's modem I am in New Hampshire. to walk somewhere at night I last fall for battlefield, there is no reason to a somewhat sloppy job. I heard you walk should call campus security for That the people at the top are treat- believe a woman would be less up behind me. I saw your drawn an escort. "Hello? Yes-would ing the U. of New Mexico as a joke is capable to fight than a man. The shadow approach. I did not think to be you send someone to escort me to no excuse for the rest of us to allow only reason they aren't allowed to Topliff so I can visit a friend?" is because the military insists threatened or afraid. Not here, our standards to slip. not me. Is this me? Afraid to go alone? Richard M. Berthold that there would be a number of No, I don't want to be afraid. I Assoeciate Professor, Classical Hitoy sex-related problems. If gays are I suppose that you just grabbed know who you are. Don't think U. of Mm Mexico allowed into the military, it me to scare me because before I that I don't recognize you. would void the military's argu- could even react, you had begun If you are going to walk alone at Sex in the field ment to disallow women in com- your hasty retreat. Well, it work- night, my sister tells me, make bat units. ed. I was frightened. And I was sure you look like you have an Editor They say 95 percent of an Tioth Cbristensen alone. And it was dark. Alone, in attitude problem. No one will iceberg is underwater. I think 2MI LUertn, U.S. Arnn ROTC the dark, with nothing to do but bother you if you look like you this is the case with the gay issue - U. of W snsin, Madison walk faster. have an attitude problem. Now facing the military. This morning I am angry. You that's good advice. Take back the The military readily admits I know who you are violated me and I have no chan- night? I will never let you have it. that it would be easy for a gay to Edtor. To the person who saw me nel of recourse. Shall I call cam- !NM1 Low-Ull get into the pus security and report that military (simply by leave the party alone last Satur- Vr-- -- T-- r -- %- °Dartmont College, NH APRIL 1988 a News Features U- THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 9 - -~~ A-F !rading system flunks student's evaluation I - - By Steve Fifield of teachers to challenge students with learning. learning. * The Minnesota Daily relevant material and to present it in While the A-F grading system is Learning is not ea sy and first U. of Minnesota, Twin Cities creative and stimulatingr ways. It is the deeDJv entrenched in the education svs- attemDts are often inkadpualat- No task of students to leave the mind- term, instructors can make their courses group of people should understand this For students, death and taxes are not numbing attractions of our video cul- more positive experiences for students. better than professors who have strug- the only certainties in life. Grades can ture behind and engage wholeheartedly The first obstacle many college instruc- gled to complete articles, grant propos- be added to this pair to create an un- in their own education-a worthwhile tors must overcome is the tendency to als or books only to have them rejected pleasant trio. The efficacy of the A-F goal in its own right. teach as they were taught. Today's pro- and returned for revision. Grades stick grading system has been uncritically Grades serve as verdicts rather than fessors need to think about alternative with students for a long time, and stu- accepted by most educators, students diagnostic aids. A "C" on an exam prob- teaching techniques. dents are entitled to give their best and parents; it is tightly linked with our ably indicates misconceptions a student All instructors should consider pro- possible performance before receiving a notion of education, while labeling stu- should clear up before continuing on to ducing a set of specific learning objec- final grade. dents as "winners," "losers" or "just new material. Given a chance to review tives for their courses and make these Using the A-F grading system in a average" in the process. the material in light of mistakes, that available to students on the first day of more equitable way will require the Why do schools give grades? The most person could become a "B" student. Un- class. Professors should also clearly cooperation of professors, students and cynical explanation-that students fortunately, some instructors believe state and justify the competence level administrators. Innovative teaching would not do any work without the sti- this approach is too easy on students- required to earn a certain grade. must be valued as much as the research mulus a grading system provides- an attitude arising from the mistaken The best courses incorporate instruc- money pulled in by the faculty. Now is points to some very serious flaws in our notion that the purpose of teaching is to tional objectives, criterion-referenced the time to be more open-minded and formal education system. It is the task assign grades rather than promote grading and some form of mastery creative or~~~~~~~~~~~~ ------. about teaching. i i ' " E;I fi^uil? wBHB1 Pressing for education on federal inagenda . . Seeking a greater role for higher -eucalion inthis year's presidential campaign, a :group of higher education leaders has issued a Xchallenge to President Reagan's successor. Ina |recently released report, the33-rember Commis- ision on National Challenges in Higher Education, Iwhich includes college presidents and facultyas well |as representatives of organized labor and business, |calledfor a "newspirit ofpartnership behween the Oederal government and higher education." The re- nto Iu ort calls forthe federal government to expand aid to iolleges and students and to find new ways of ng higher education. Declaring that"educa- ionmust be seen as a vitalinvesment in the country's ~fu~tue,me report urges thenext president toadopt a policy thatincreases funding for student pid. teacher training, research and building.*P.At Humphrey, The Shorthorn,U. ofTexas, , rlington - | e t -* Geography W ere are we? ... in s te surve of students'geograic knowledge fat Uel. of Wisconsin, Oshkosh, California State U. MandMkato State U., some students were unable to Sfind the Soviet Union on a map, Itougxt Nicaragua |was an isla , off the coast of India, didn't knowwho was the United States' leading trade partne (Cana- ~da) and placed the Bering Straits off the coast of SMaine. *Editorial Staff, Mirror, U. of |Nrthern Colorado : A &:--- OOs are the all- ies for perfor- Heated over summer role ... At times an and quality he heat is unbearable-no to mention the humid- your active ity--ut if you're a U. of Florida student, more than leads you- jikely you'll spend at least one summer semester in stuffy campus classrooms. That's because of a rule drv.g wich requires state univeiy students to sweat out ng back. tnine credit hours during the summer. The Board of :al quality per- I ts' summer a lteanceruve went into effect 11 ;have special .years ago. It was a saleguard, written to make sure nate glare 1the universities wouldn't sit empty during the sum- k light and ner. Italso assured some sort of income-through percent, distor- itioduri the summer. *Joe Newman, |J%€Alligator, U. of Ilorida. »tection for ' * , ,. ' i4'*** -,' , 7 ' ,, do under the PifnC-i0 clasms? ... Washington Stabe C-2000s are the . students may soon be able to call in their class for your best sctiedutes, ralher than stand in long iines at the . backed by a coWiseum, through an on-line ep e registraion ee. ysem Accordig to Regisbar C.Jam um, the ation: Or"* behind o r is to give the ance Isftudt the final decision over which courses and sections to take. *Julie Bailey, Daily Ever- ranklin Ave. Igreen, Washington State U. i, CA 90245 ; . * .**'"-. . 0 Tempersflare t file ... The U i of Colorado Stuent Union test file has e an iegrqal part od ray students' final-exm sraegy. iA some n d ' The file bmmse hnxxreds of exams dona"e by sxtuents arid _sometteby prolsors Om%,sete. *Kristen Black, ColoradoDaily, U. of Colorado Will I or Shall I? ... you often find Lyourself confused about such gra aicalques- 7'tions and her S dard American English rules, thereis a new group at Eastern Kentucky U. that may tielpyou betlef udersland the English language. Ahe new organization, Roberts Circle, which is named after theceilebated American grammarian Dr. ,Paul Roberts, is open toany major. aLisa Bor- ders, The Eastern Progress, Eastern |Kentucky U. ~~v sa*^^ H .^7," I l 10 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER News Feaes- APRIL 1988 - Elvections '88___ Senior dedicates time, energy to Bush campaign By Christopher Leary watching the news as long as I can convincing students to register to * Northeastern News remember. It interests some people vote. After they register, he per- Students great Northeastern U., MA to watch baseball or football intense- suades them why they should vote for Red, white and blue banners read- ly, but I'm a political junky." Bush. source of ing "George Bush for President '88" Polera, 22, was the chairman of the Polera believes Bush embodies will be a common sight on campus College Republicans at Northeastern what a Republican is-"an individual this year. For Martin Polera, the U. during his freshman year. While who is committed to fiscal responsi- political power Massachusetts' State College coordi- he held this position, he recruited bility and a strong national security." nator for Vice President Bush's cam- many students to promote Reagan's Regardless of where the polls place By Steven M. Perlstein 1984. Bush, Polera feels he'll stay with * The Minnesota Daily paign, the flags will be one small step re-election in him. Polera, who was appointed to the "I'm gonna give it my all. U. of Minnesota, Twin Cities to aid the entire campaign. I will give "I've always been fascinated by coordinator position last April, de- 100 percent and I am thoroughly con- If you're a college student, the pres- politics," said Polera, a senior major- votes 15 to 20 hours a week to the vinced that George Bush will be the idential candidates want you, but ing in political science. "I've been campaign. His main duties focus on next president of the United States." maybe not for the reason you think. Aides working for several campaigns readily admit their pleas for support on college campuses are motivated as much by their need for cheap labor as ismium, they are for students' votes. Since Adlai Stevenson's ill-fated run against Dwight Eisenhower in 1956, students have played an increasingly important role in presidential cam- paigns. Students are enthusiastic sup- ports and can donate large amounts of time-something that many adults, constrained by 9-5 jobs, cannot do. During the 1960s, John Kennedy, Robert Kennedy and Eugene McCarthy enlisted students by the thousands to stuff envelopes and knock on doors. Similarly, George McGovern in 1972, and John Anderson in 1980, also gar- nered large numbers of campus suppor- ters. But for the first time, presidential campaigns are fully realizing the poten- tial college workforce and are taking steps to harness it. "Students can't give money, but they can give enthusiastically through volunteer work," said Jennifer Rigger, natiunal student coordinator for Sen. - Paul Simon (D-l1.)."The time students I give to the nuts-and-bolts part of the via satellite for a speech and question- candidates a ready-made base of sup- Democrat Jesse Jackson alsoI has a campaign is probably more important and-answer session. port, said Dole's national youth director strong following among college stu- than their votes." Bob Boorstin, Dukakis' national cam- Dave Bossie. dents, and his under-funded campaign Colleges often help presidential cam- of every pus coordinator, said the candidate has College votes could make the differ- relies heavily on volunteers paigns by giving students credit for ence in a close race, especially in the stripe especially students-to keep time they more than one reason to feel strongly put in on campaigns. For inst- about students. South, where Elizabeth Dole is very running, campaign aides said. ance, the U. of Minnesota, Twin Cities popular among students, Bossie said. political science department can grant "Students generally are smart, able Other candidates such as Missouri credit if a student arranges with a pro- people who can participate in the cam- Other campaigns, notably Sen. Rep. Richard Gephardt (D-Mo.) seemed fessor to count time spent on a cam- paign at every level," he said. "We also Albert Gore's (D-Tenn.) and former to have bypassed college organizations. paign as an internship. need their votes." Gov. Pete du Pont's (R-Del.), have bol- But aides contend that the college vote is no less important to these candi- Not surprisingly, stered efforts aimed at colleges by mak- spokespersons from Among the Republicans, Senate dates-students will support their cam- nearly every ing students their national campus presidential campaign use Minority Leader Robert Dole is said to paigns just like anybody else. words like "fantastic," coordinators. "terrific," or have the best organization. Dole, a Kap- paigns just like anybody else. "spectacular" to describe student reac- pa Sigma member in college, and his tion to their campaign. wife, Elizabeth, a Delta Delta Delta, Democratic Massachusetts Gov. both have their own bases of support on Wake IForestCUniversity Michael Dukakis has the most exten- the country's campuses. sive college organization of any candi- In addition to the Greek system, date. Last December, Dukakis pulled which has lent Dole enthusiastic sup- .. .a different school of thought. off the biggest college promotion yet port, college Republican chapters . i-i- . 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III APRIL 19 a Dotas And Sense IU THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 1 1 - M- - ILAZ gl I I Career insights Debt monitor Away from home New heart at 22 Roundup on potential U. of Kansas seebks Peace Corps couple trades U. of Delaware's Kim salaries, hot jobs, and computer to keep sstudents in San Diego college life for Claudfelter received interview hints. out of debt. Senegal village. surprise heart transplant. Pageie 12 Page 14 Page 14 Page 16 1X~~~~ ---- „ ------,~ .~ _~~~~~~~~~ 11 II 11 is--He-- Mo] t^hattsefind romanceegssp I lz Anatomy BF-y Sarah of the U. of ;Just like other students, they crash X talk with theirfiends about soo, sex and favorie rock groups Un- like other students, they probly By Eric Elbell donet know what their fiiends look * The Snapper a U.of Southern California's Melissa Thomas debuts her original movie cookies at a theater : Millersville like. - * -» . ' '..' - TS U., PA near you. Using names lie Dorito, Sinbad The President's Task Force on and ZBeeble, these studeslk to Market Mechanisms, designed to each other on computer screens. uncover the causes of the Oct. 19 WThey are VAXers. Female users crash, has stated that the crash Cookie queen bakes are VAXettes. Experienced users may have been caused by only a are veteran VAXers, while novices handful of large institutional inves- are VAX v Ts.heir plae ofvir- tors. tue is VAand. Although the report does not to honor Disney idols " Of Flordar s (UF| the mention any names, it has been re- Center for Instructional and Re- vealed that Fidelity Investments, By Renee Sanchez to get a contract with a baker in search Cmiputing Activies, be- * Daily Trojan one of the largest mutual funds in Washington, a packaging company and wgan VAX, the V1tual Address Ex- U. of Southern California the country, and Wells Fargo In- major movie theaters as well as with vestment Advisers were heavy sel- "When you wish upon a star, it makes Disney. Her family and friends have -- uflt, lers in that crucial first hour on Oct. no difference who you are . . ." helped, too. Her grandmother designed 19. -- " -;f Sophomore Melissa Thomas' wish to the company logo-a chef surrounded As a mutual find, Fidelity pools build a business by selling Disney char- by a roll of film. And a friend agreed to together investors' money, and in acter cookies came true with the begin- do all the printing for free until Thomas ~% MINN I , turn invests that money in diffe- ning of the Original Movie Cookie, Co. makes a profit. rent investments such as stocks or The first batch of 10,000 was a mar- Despite academic demands, Thomas bonds. Whenever investors want to ket test upon which Disney will decide manages to run OMC, Co. and a typing withdraw their money, they can. whether to license further production. service out of her dorm room. The market had fallen 108 points The batch of Cinderella-designed Disney has been a strong inspiration the previous Friday, and Fidelity cookies came packaged with trivia cards for Thomas. "I have always lived by had been hit heavy with orders over i and were sold exclusively in movie thea- Walt Disney's motto about the four Cs. I tended cmpt s m 1982, the weekend from investors who ters for $1 to $1.50. The sale coincided If you have courage, co-idence, curios-- for stes M Cm asses wanted their money out. with Disney's release of Cinderella. ity and constancy, you can accomplish Asstant ManaMer e Wridft Most mutual funds carry some Disney does the artwork to ensure au- anything," Thomas said. said. cash in their portfolios to cover in- thenticity and detail. Thomas has been a loyal MStudents n only used the com- vestors' withdrawals. However, 'They're not like popcorn, but maybe Mouseketeer since the age of three. puter system for class assign- Fidelity keeps just about all of its there's a market for the younger "When I went to Disneyland, I enjoyed ments, but for talking $30 billion in stock funds fully in- moviegoer," Thomas says. talking with all the characters. I used to to students they didntt know-called Achat- vested in the market in order to Thomas, a two-share Disney stock- bring Snow White presents and write to gain higher returns. holder, began her venture less than a her," she said. ting, or 'VAXing by the use '3 ^ "As log as VAX has been here, Thus, when investors started year ago. Thomas went to an opening of Cin- its ben a social scee, said Brian pulling out-which they did at At the time, Disney was preparing for derella and stood by the concession twice the normal rate over the the 50th anniversary of Snow White, stand eager and nervous about the Bisn, a s_ ore majoring in computer and inmation sen- weekend before Oct. 19-Fidelity and Thomas saw an opportunity to crowd's reaction. ces. He works in CIRCA and met was forced to do some serious sell- spring her idea on the company. "At first, no one paid attention to the ing in order to pay off investors. "I rehearsed my speech for a long displays until one little girl begged her his girlfr throughF.U VWng -Maly of the VAXers submit a Consensus has it that Fidelity time. I traced the characters from an old mom to buy one. I was so happy that I Opersonal profileb into a central spent the entire weekend program- Disney coloring book onto sample took a picture with her," Thomas re- directory. VAXers seeing an in- the cookies and proposed my ideas to Dis- members with a smile. ming their computers to sell tere name can look up maximum amount possible as soon ney's licensing department," Thomas As of yet, OMC, Co. has not broken said. even. But if Disney is pleased with the about himor her such as physical as the market opened, hence contri- characteristics, likes and es Disney liked her idea enough to grant report Thomas turns in, she hopes to buting to the $500 million in sell and what sot of people thed like her a license to use the characters. continue making cookies to coincide orders that greeted the New York to meet. \= f ' - - - &;' when it opened on With no major financial backing, Tho- with future releases of The Fox and the Stock Exchange *»^ ^ 8M VAXftN Pa W 13 the 19th. mas, a public relations major, managed Hound and Bambi. The Task Force mentions that Fidelity dumped about $500 mil- lion in stock in the first 30 minutes, which amounted to more than 25 MBAs may sweep the county clean wit recycling biz percent of all stocks sold in that time period. It has also become By Cheryl Family Philly" awards. "My partners took entrepreneurial known that Fidelity was a heavy * The Daily Pennsylvanian The project was called the Phi- management classes, and I took govern- seller on the London Exchange, U. of Pennsylvania ladelphia Recycling Company. It is now ment classes," explained Mike Driscoll. contributing to that market's dive To many, the words "school project' a subsidiary of the National Recycling 'This project fit everything together. as well. evoke memories of shoe-box dioramas Company. Wharton graduates Mike The big question was if this company In total, Fidelity unloaded nearly and collages on poster board. But to Driscoll, Phil Wallis and Stewart Borie could work. One of our professors intro- $1 billion in stocks during the day, three 1986 Wharton graduates, the began the company on October 31, 1986, duced us to the firm, and it took us six See WALL ST., Pape 15 words translate into thoughts of multi- with $1.1 million from a venture capital months to negotiate the deal," Driscoll - - million dollar negotiations and firm. I "Best of See RECYCLING, Page 14 12 U- THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Dollars And Sense * APRIL 1968 12 U THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER m 44 - - - Graates stang salaries Non-coporate majors say Ipaird Graduates' starting salaries lla *' ; s e * '' *M Bachelor's 1988 % increase placement center biased Degrees from 1987 |ownm By Annette Ford The graduating art or drama student buyba*k il Math/Statistics $26.112 11.8 * The Daily Orange is encouraged to go through the Place- ^^^ ^-, t ,.03 g¢;^^:,no doubt about whether or not I testing isn't 101 when you wir heat ifom the company. Marclniak -id -anj drugs percent accurat -::: says. ha week.' D the employees Finally, she says, "You want to be professional -SHMON SEXTON - 0sfo11d have NH but you want to be yourself. If you've done your FRESHMAN, 'tight to do homework, it's like going into a test. You need to OCCUPATIONAL : Whateverw they relax and trust in your preparation." * Curt Slyd- THERAPY _3:13X_~~~ ,er,The PurdueExponent, Purdue U., IN ':-- JAES SEW en FREMnMR.mco -.m.VIHMMISTRY Social work is hot again ... Nationally, X-:S7ivwl applications toschools of social work decreased between 1979 and 1983 but began to increase sub- Us- stantially in 1984. said Edward Mullen, associate do't think irs -I think it woud lg 2 I10i :3 0 dean of Columbia U.'sSchool o-Social Wcrk "TVw riWh, bat it I m-bean invasin of -|.- s- 2 cutback ofsupport and the consequence of that ',Wan Ole job bad m~yprivacy. (cutback) of increased visibility the Bull I'd take and increased I GEORGANE jflj-ffg number of people 1 who are poor (means) conscious- ; - $/- - - -IUE i .4 HOURS, SEmNOR. ness may be raised," he said. Mullen also said. MNIKEDAV PSYCHOD Y I "Federal support for social work education has not ,w FRESH« improved (since 1984). What you may be seeing is ;W0i -. TOYOTA MOTOR SALES an increasing number of students interested in pur- ' EtUCATM ISI (Sewpsft2) suing social work as a career but not able to afford TECHNOGY : ,-,l k-- .I.-!t-" S:;,go For a complete information kit on the education." *Melissa Michelson, Col- ;:. -1- Az I :&fes special college student financing umbia Daily Spectator, Columbia U., NY call: 1-8W-CAR-4-YOU CHARLIE BOLTON, THE EASTERN PROGRESS, EASTERN KENTUCKY U. - .s .MS ARMY NATIONAL GUARD . rS-( p13) - -- For information about the Army Mi =s Natial Guard and thenew GI bill ca: 1-800-638-7600* Pros and cons ... Tom Sotile. a U. of mm_Jqw 14M.2w Florida finance major. bought the $50.000 Larry's Old Fashioned Ice Cream Parlor with an inheritance from his father and money borrowed from private AMERICAN EXPRESS organizations two years ago, at age 19. "(People) look at me and I've got fairly nice clothes. I drive a For student appications for the new car They didn t see the40 pounds I lost. my American Express card receding hairline. the ulcers. I was a perfectly healthy call: 1480-0THE-CARD person two years ago." Sottile says. "You know. you're in school and something breaks down One of my employees VUARNET FRANCE may not know what to do and they PSMpoB have to have access toyou This is probably themain problem with being a student (and running a busi- Write: 1550 E. Frankin Ave. ness) "Sottile missed amidterm because his freezer B Segundo, CA 90245 blew up. "No one likes toget Cs and Ds. Butit's a ullWi OUUIiG sacrifice You have to give up something I give up 100 to 110calls on weekdays and 160 on weekends, who want to start their own businesses. providing AT & T my social life and grades. bu! in return I got monet- lorio said The profitis enough to pay their way business and social contacts and professional ary and personal satisfaction uJacqueline through school Sponsors pay tohave brief commer- advice "We're serious about business, and we are For information about XtAT & T Bueno, The Alligator, U. of Florida cials played with the sports information Tick Tock * . . producing serious businesses, said Doug Melln- card, pducts and servies Liquors was the first sponsor, but thelist has ex- ger, national director of ACE, which has Itshead- cal: 1-800-222-0300 Sports hotline . . . U of Maryland. College panded to include United Energy Corp and Bud- quarlers at Wichila StaleU. in Kansas In 1987. Park students Guy Brami and Marc lorio applied the weiser. lorio said. *JonathanSeigel, The ACE s top 100 aembers, all age 30 or under. gros- knowledge from their respective majors. marketing Diamondback, U. of Maryland, College sed more than $25 billion. he said. Founded in 1983, ARMY RESERVE and advertising Sf WV 31) to one of their favorite pastimes and Park ACE has 8,000 mrebers in 56 countries. It also has created the Sports Page -a free. 24-hour sports * . . 200 collegecampus chapters *Brenda Fin- For information about the Army information phone service with national and local ACEing business . . . ACE. the Association nell, The University Daily Kansan, U. of Reserve's Glbil scores and other sports news They get an estimated of Collegiate Entrepreneurs, helps young people Kansas cal: 14XXYLUSA-ARMY APFRL 1988 *Doars And Sense U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 13 m ly related field. At worst, you could But, like those worrying about a Choice of major always come back to college later and career, when I've had a bad day, I pick up an additional degree. think of the worst and convince myself is minor problem A very close friend of mine has the that in August I'll be bagging groceries problem of keeping a major for longer at the local Kroger. than a semester. Every time she After spending four years at East- in scheme of life makes a new friend, she fills out a ern Kentucky U., I am beginning to get request to change her major. I swear restless. Guaranteed job or not, Au- By Phil Bowling that you could tell Cindy that you were gust is a glimmering light at the end of a The Eastern Progress studying to be a physical therapist, a this tunnel. U. Eastern Kentucky marine biologist or a computer repair- Until the middle of last semester, I "A career objective." "It's your fu- man and she would discover an in- was the most content student on cam- terest in each ture at stake." "Whatever you de- field. pus. The stressful moments of my up- cide-you'll have to be happy with it For many students, steepness coming graduation didn't start pop- for the rest of your life!' nights result from choosing a major. ping up until Christmas break when With these phrases used so often on Personally, it is whether a job will be all my friends, neighbors and relatives campus, it's no wonder there are stu- waiting for me in August. began asking that familiar question: dents scared of declaring a major. Seven years ago when I stumbled "So, what are you going to be doing The thing to remember is that your into a newspaper job, I enjoyed the when you graduate in August?" bachelor's degree does not limit you to work thoroughly and knew I would All those questions got the same one job and one job only. Often, people like a career in the journalism field. blank stare in return, with a simple will enter the work force, change their With the exception of a few bad days, I smile and the accompanying phrase, mind and end up working in a remote- have not regretted my decision. "Well, what I hope to be doing is . . ." At -Bt Biso sad,"eol can be I. ashlswhensay...s,. te'eaoyos q- em ifgifB:''aywF about | prudice. eHowad;ou thepesnis e^f : e ,~~~Pr orb: 7. 6^ 4Wavsnat.N personsai toon shwhis,-atter, r goes by te VAX nameOscar. iti lows deception as well." Kevin Lahey, who is a -major and works at CIR- said while iot everyone who VAXes is a computer maor, those who me addicted to catin [ :-oenepally en a personal account :fe their computer cass is over. . lahey also keeps in touch with -AX friends- b- sending "mair- messages left in a person's compu- accoont when they are met tog- on or cannot cht i iately. ,pY^AX}scanm useteir mu hme ... =puter, 8 rthe onaestUF- lhey ; ayno, fee for persoail accont* are not aloed to have mor do spend a lot of time metimes have rela- hout ever seeing the- LaheysadAndsome thisway. \ ields, a 16-year-old Santa Fe Commnity If you think tile best wav to pay for college is to g -1 1 y: t.O. o^ Box 6000. CliftonFN 07015 I put it off for a few years and Join the militarv, you re computererator at j F -I - Mmhmajority of guys| half night. dweeb& A dweeb is a Because with the New GI Bill, you can join the NAME d, a hacker and an Army National Guard and earn over $15,000 for ADDRESS i one,' she said. ^ college. CITY STATE ZIP But best of all, you serve part-time, as little asI______VSCITIZEN AjYES ANO bve on the VAX for two days a month and two weeks a year. Which means I AREA CODE PHONE ife," and often have no you can go to school full-time. Right now. On us. SOC(AI.SECURITY NUMBER HIRTH- DATE i, she said. X; - So the question you have to ask yourself is not, I I msins maw-emn can you afford to go to college. OCCUPATION I behastriedto pwby The question is, can you afford to wait. ,0,(- . I II, (.EE r*stAm and meet her For more information about the Army National PRIORMILITARYSERVICE DYES LJNO _- | 1 rs. Some of the con- Guard and the New GI Bill, fill out the attached BRANCH RANK AF aos- is have been dis-f coupon and mail it in. Or call Ann Als -7 |O. A"",-U.>*w(Xocf#, ^ :< - . ' <:..^S _ 0t ', *In Hawaii: 77.7-52.55.:Putrto Rico: 721-45.5: Guam: 477-9.57; Virgin Islands lSt.Croix): Adz*^'***^( as_ __ _ AUMMC**048NP J 773-64;: NtewJersey: F4OO(-4,-5'71; In Alaska: AH)-478-24 He went to the boy, lifted him to the The crowd went into a frenzy when By Elaine Sung See photo on front page * The University Daily Kansan height of the basket, and the child one of the Special Olympians hit a U. of Kansas promptly tossed in the ball to the cheers three-point shot, and most of the in here, they may be shy but when of everyone in the group. The loudest athletes took extreme delight in the Rules didn't matter to anyone when they leave, they'll be hollering and shaking cheering of all came from Coach Larry opportunity to guard Jayhawk Danny the U. of Kansas basketball team, the hands everywhere." Brown, who initiated the clinic when he Manning. Jayhawks, hosted its fourth annual arrived at the U. of Kansas in 1983. Paul Hernandez, 16, had tried out for Special Olympics basketball clinic. During the warmup, players Jeff basketball in high school, but had never More than 200 Special Olympians, from Gueldner and Marvin Branch directed Then came game-time, the event all the athletes had been waiting for. Each expected the chance to play against the age eight up, came from all over the jump shots. Keith Harris and Sean All-American forward. state. Alvarado stood under the basket, ap- side had three Special Olympians and three Kansas players. "It was hard enough, he was so tall," 'They look forward to this all year, plauding every effort. Suddenly, the 6- he said. and they talk about it for the rest of the foot-9 Alvarado spotted a tiny child Alvarado stepped in every few mi- Lisa Taylor, 14, and her sister Becky, year,' said Gary Scott, director of the cradling a basketball and ready to run nutes to boost undersized children to 13, both decided the best part was Lawrence (KS) regional group. "Coming to the basket. the basket. shooting free throws. I I , Couple discovers eace orps mixes service, politics By Julie Munro * The UCSD Guardian U. of California, San Diego Mention of the Peace Corps often brings to mind images of the '60s. But the presence of 5,200 volunteers and trainees working in 62 nations around the world is much more than an histor- ical phenomenon. Bill and Joan Clabby were sent to Senegal from 1985 to 1987, assigned to work on community development. Bill graduated from the U. of California, San Diego, with a double major in man- agement science and French literature. Joan graduated from San Diego State U. with a business major. Bill said that the way Peace Corps' - - projects "improve (a community's) abil- untapped market. The numbers can go ity to work together is what really Recycling sky-high." counts." Joan also felt that day-to-day Continued From Page 11 Because of their local success, the trio Sudes can now things, such as teaching villagers how has recently closed a deal in Delaware. to clean wounds, were what really made said. They are negotiating a deal in New track loan debts : a difference. She said that seeing a -The recycrlingscompany features three Jersey, and have plans to take the con- By Donna Stokes white person that was not a-tourist dis- different projects, or phases. The first is cept nationwide. * The Unvrsty Daily Kansan proved the villagers' previous concep- can bank machines, which are located Philadelphiamagazine awarded the U. Of Kna tions that all whites sleep until noon, throughout Philadelphia. People with a company its "Best of Philly" prize for ^The U. of Kansas hopes to buy a carry cameras around, and are rich. moderate number of aluminum cans to cleaning up the city. This was the first new computer that could help stu- deposit drive up, put their cans into the time the recipient was a business in its dents check on their student loan Although Joan said that volunteers machine, and are paid a little over one first year of operation. status and es ae how much they I are supposed to be as politically neutral cent per can on the spot by a computer 'he real people who should be cre- will owe upon graduation. U. of as possible while on assignment, she that tallies up the number. At present, dited are the people giving their time Kansas would be the first universt- agreed that the placement of volunteers there are 34 machines around the city and property to help clean up the city," ty to have access to major data is semi-political. For a country to get that operate seven days a week, 24 Driscoll said. "They deserve all the banks with student loan infor- funding, Bill said, "they have to please hours a day. "The basic idea of the can praise." t ion . ;: :.; . : * : : - . : ' **;':*: ** *-:' Reagan." Joan pointed out that Belize, bank is one of convenience," explained All has not been smooth on the com- he computer would allow stu- in Central America, is "an itty-bitty Driscoll. pany's rise to success. Recently one of dents to trace the location and country, but the U.S. is wooing it to keep The second phase of the company is a the $18,000 can bank machines caught amount of each loan. The financial it from going communist" with a dis- buy-back station, which accommodates on fire, and in the stock market crash, aid office could then tell students proportionately large group of about customers with station wagons or the value of aluminum dropped five how much they have borrowed, 100 volunteers. trucks full of cans. These cans are cents. In the commodities market, five what they would pay after gradua- In spite of this influence, the Clabbys bought in bulk by the company. cents can make or break a company. tion and what an additional loan feel that Peace Corps volunteers are in The final phase is a program which Luckily, the metal was quick to return would add to their payments. their own class and very highly re- teaches area school children about re- to its pre-crash value. 'I believe that a lot of loan de- garded by host populations. The Clab- cycling, in hopes that it will also in- "It's a roller coaster," Driscoll said. faults happen because of a lack of bys had been adopted by a family in crease awareness in their homes. "One day you're on top, the next day understanding of the process. If Senegal who was, like the other villa- "We never thought we'd be in this everything goes downhill. But you have students become more informed gers, very protective of the volunteers. business," Driscoll said. "My partners to be prepared to weather the storm. borrowers, they might eventually The Clabbys were confident that the probably thought they'd be on Wall We're willing to take the risk." borrow less," said Jeff Weinberg, Peace Corps would never place a volun- Street, and I'd probably be in govern- Even with all their success, the com- associate director of financial aid. teer in any dangerous area. ment. But when we saw an opportunity pany's books have yet to show much nTheew computer would also Bill warned that volunteers must be to clean up Philadelphia and make a black ink. All of the money goes back provide a counseling software comfortable being alone because lan- profit, we jumped at it." into the company, so financially none of package designed by the Educa- guage and cultural barriers may isolate When the company began there was a the partners is making anything yet. tional Testing Servce in Princeton them at first. They must also, however, 10 percent recycling rate in the city. "I'm not too happy about the financial (NJ). Among other things this prog- I be able to give up their privacy because Since the can bank started, Driscoll part of things-and neither is my girl- ram would provide information for they may be constantly surrounded by estimates a 15 percent increase. With a friend. Sometimes she gets sick of major federal student loan prog- villagers. Joan said volunteers must be national average of about 50 to 55 per- McDonald's-but that's okay," Driscoll rams, predict future income based able to laugh at themselves when they cent, Driscoll foresees a long way to go. said. "I'm proud knowing I'm making a on the students career field and get in some awkward positions-some- 'The response has been phenomen- contribution to cleaning up Phi- proeced salary growh. SL:',:0 thing which is bound to happen in a new al, he said. "Philadelphia is such an ladelphia." I country and culture. APRIL 1988 Doars And Sense U- THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 15 - Gov't cut; hurt AFROTC cadets Prepaid tuition may reduce 'brain drain' By Chuck Horner By Donna Pace tucky institution will receive a prop- * Kansas State Collegian * The Eastem Progress ortionate match to the amount of Kansas State U. Eastern Kentucky U. money they have invested," said Sen. Bill Clouse, D-Richmond. m: Kansas State U.'s Air Force ROTC The proposed bill to create a Ken- C- He said that although the bill pas- program will be one of 30 school prog- tucky Educational Savings Plan Trust Loi sed through the Senate, this added en- rams forced to close in 1989 to reduce is one of several higher education bills I-r dowment fund is predicted to cause the federal budget. "The nationwide facing the General Assembly this ses- _ z concern in the House of Representa- cutbacks will save about $9 million sion. Families would invest savings in tives. One concern is that the endow- annually," said Master Sgt. D.L. Kerr, a college fund at the child's birth. IIZ- ment fund should only be given to unit superintendent at Kansas State U. The money and its interest would be a Z) those students who are choosing state- Recent congressionally mandated re- deductible from state taxes. II supported institutions. 'As it is now, ductions in officer strength levels There would also be a separate en- any Kentucky institution will qualify, means the Air Force is no longer able to dowment fund, supported by state or ment would qualify for Kentucky tax whether it is private or state- use the number of officers being pro- private money, with its benefits going deductions, with participants earning supported," Clouse said. duced nationwide, said Richard Brown, to participants in the savings trust, as larger returns because of the prog- Though a withdrawal fee would be professor of aerospace studies, in the long as the children for whom the trust ram's classification as non-profit. charged, the money could be with- memorandum informing staff of the clo- is intended attend Kentucky schools. "Each of these children that are in drawn from the savings plan before sure. Money contributed to the endow- the fund that wish to attend a Ken- college entrance. Students with AFROTC scholarships -- will be required to transfer to another - university to retain their scholarships. Corina Sanders, sophomore in politic- al science and an AFROTC cadet on scholarship, said that although she is trying to make the best of her situation, "All the things I have worked for in this detachment and the credibility I have established will be lost when I am How to runyour thrust into a new situation." Options for non-scholarship cadets include transferring to another school where AFROTC is offered or entering ala-r-n^ Tor OXTr into another program such as Army ROTC, which remains in full force at Kansas State U., Kerr said. 1 bIlUW. Wall St. Continued From Page 11 . I . while all of the other stock mutual funds in the country as a group sold less than $800 million. Wells Fargo pushed a second wave of sell orders on the markets. 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Or ing one of their clients, Wells Fargo call 1800-THE-CARD) and ask for a student application. reportedly unloaded almost $100 The American Express Card- million of stock in only 13 trades. Don't Leave School Without It' Between the two of them, offi- cials conclude that Fidelity and Wells Fargo traded more than 10 percent of all the stock that Monday on the New York Stock Exchange. Those two, along with about 15 other large institutional investors supposedly accounted for almost 25 percent of all trades made during that day. So does all that babbling you hear from the press about the de- ficits, the dollar, interest rates, and everything else mean nothing? Not necessarily. Something had to cause the market to drop 17 percent Ec and Oct. 16, and L?:A4 between Aug. 25 -C these concerns were probably as guilty as any. _ However, the 508-point mas- I:es:cc 1- sacre may indeed have been fueled by institutional investors such as Is Fidelity and Wells Fargo simply E. reacting to the recent drop. Then, w once the initial selling occurred on CO 5 Oct. 19, panic started to spread, SIFTED«*--- 7VCF and hysteria soon developed. 16 U- THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Dollars And Sense-mAPRIL 19688 m E^^^R^TX'Fnf^^^^BBI Newv )eat irs have designs on student Shooting for the stars ...The world's finds aPplac largestarray oftelescopes designed todetect milli- meter-lengthradiowaves emittedduring the birth and dyingstages ofstars will be developed by theU. in terher ofCalifornia. Berkeley, theU. ofIllinois, Cham- paign-Urbana, and theU. of Maryland, College Park. By Jennifer Rich By adding threesix-meter telescopes tothe existing * The Review Hat Creek Berkeleygrid, the consortium willachieve U. of Delaware a five-foldspeed increaseinobtaining evidence of molecules and largestructures inour Milky Way U. of Delaware student Kim Galaxy and beyond. Research timewill be shared by Clauffelter underwent respiratory astronomers atthe three schools, as wellas by heart surgery at Johns Hopkins outsidescientists. a Wallace Ravven, The Medical Institute last fall. Thirteen UCSD Guardian, U. of California, San Diego hours later she unexpectedly came out with a new heart. Kim, 22, was born with her heart Creative computer theme housing located on the right side ofher chest ...Next fallatNorth CarolinaState U., a group of cavity. It also had a hole in studentswill learn computer graphics,synthetic it. music, electronicmail,word processing and other The operation was to repair this computer 'magic.'"Computers aren'tjust for num- hole and the damage to one of her bercrunching," saidChuck Kesler,a physics junior. heart's valves. For theComputer Theme Housing, studentorganiz- But when the doctors closed her ersare planning events "that everybody can under- stand,not just a computer expert,"saidcomputer up and tried to take her off the sciencefreshman DanielCarr. Greg Reid, a sopho- bypass machine, which operates all more inelectrical engineering, said,"(Participants) patients' hearts during heart U. of Texas, Austin, students Walter Keene and Rob Von Alten redesigned a willleave with a technicalknowledge ofcomputer lightweight portable engine for an engineering design class. Corporations such as hardware and software...People aregoing toex- surgery, Kimn's heart would not IBM, Lockheed and Texas Instruments sponsor students to design their ideas and beat on its own. change informationina very natural way, leamningat then listen to students' presentations. Students choose which projects they want to ratesat which the areready." *Don Munk, The doctors immediately put work on from a listof suggestions from the corporations. Technician, North Carolina State U. Kimn's name, heart size and blood type into a computer to match with 4 K 1. , ...-1. - I sadthat most religions can lead to ^TeBinary Bible provides this |vrly serious thning. His church Jprspective, and is loaded with ConMueW FroM PA~e I ^ - '-is there to help people understand ..humor, and, of course, puns. One of §,an actual religion. Founded in .",humility and openness in today's ,.Saint Silicon's prayers is "Hai .1984, the religion helps followers |arcomputer age. The uliaegoal of IMemory': "Hail memory, full of |recover firom usg computers, pro- 4~a CIHP follower is to achieve 'nerd- .space, the Mother Board is with 'vding the right balance, between ylana." *^^" thee. Blessed art thou among Mic-I .,-humanity and technology. He y Armstrong explains that in to- .jos,and blessed is the Fruit of thy tlravels around the country giving Aday's society we forget the real use 'Processor-data. Holy Memory, | "sermons" to the 'data weary,' pri- |gor technology, which is to make us ,,Mothier Board of ROM, pray for us marily individuals in the computer Ijlapy.o ndestndwhaes going ^beginners, now and at the hour of I ! in ewtecnolgyandwth to keep sign off. Enter." Even those who ame Hireigion is based on puns. ourselves from becoming en- gnlot computer-literate can find am- -Armstrongsaid that CHIP is neith- dangered species we must get a jikl humor just by marvelling at er left nor right, but "light." The .,sense of humor and perspective ab- ,.how Armstrong managed to alter Ichurch's motto is "lighten up.' He ;lout computers. .k : . /. ^ *1 A'he familiar' Bible. l^--^-: 1 ^ I Kim waluaienir a possible donor. In what Kim calls Sytetic bloo a miracle, a compatible heart was I O~nl you found in one hour. It took Kim several days to co m- cant betyecs prehend that she had had a trans- ,can stop plant. "At first it didn't hit me, like I By Diana Pharaoh I didn't care. I * The Califomnia Aggie 'I! wasn't prepared for itL.A lot of U. of California, Davis softwre nenniet- F-T "worrv ---. 7 about," -- what,"-%- I - consider--- ^ I silly, stupid things when they have I Although not expected for five or 1-0 someone else's heart in their I years, synthetic blood may replace real body-the person's race or if the blood in medical procedures, said U. of person was a good or bad person. California, Davis biochemist Leigh That didn't bother me at all. Segel. Recently, many leading software f irms have removed copy protection "I think they watched me more "Synthetic blood can be used in from their software. They have taken this action for one reason-you, emotionally than physically," she emergency situations more successfully the user, have requested ft. You say that unprotected software is less sai'd. than real blood, as synthetic blood does trouble to use, and that it generally simplifies the use of your PC. Many Prior to the transplant, Kim suf- not need to be typed,' Segel said. software firms responded and have given you what you requested. fered from chest pains, excessive Synthetic blood could also alleviate Now the software industry requests something of you. Please do not fatigue, two blood infections, some of the problems caused by blood- Illegally duplicate unprotected software. Unprotected software weight loss and dehydration. transferred diseases and it would help enjoys the same legal protection as protected software. It is not a While Kim can now exercise and Isupply Third World blood-bank facili- violation of federal copyright laws to make a back-up copy, but making dance, she must return monthly to ties, she said. or distributing additional copies for any other reason is against the law. Johns Hopkins for a biopsy. Rejec- Synthetic blood may prove useful in Remember, many people worked hard to produce every program you tion could occur at any time in her donating organs. "At this point, organ use: designers, programmers, distributors, and retailers, not to life, but medication can minimize transplants are limited to about four mention all the people who support users. They have a right to be the risks. hours before the organ is useless," Segel compensated for their efforts through legitmate software sales. By Cost and side effects create a said. removing copy protection from their software, publishers are relying downside to the medication's help- Organs are kept in low-temperature upon your good faith-and your trust. They assume that you want the fulness. The cost of the seven diffe- storage instead of being soaked in blood, industry to continue developing even better and more innovative rent medications, which she must because blood does not provide an organ software. Please do not abuse the trust the industry has placed in you. take the rest of her life, is currently with enough oxygen to sustain it for any Do not make urauthorized copies of software. between $400 and $500 a month. length of time, she said. Synthetic blood carries 50 times the amount of oxygen "(This, medicine) gives me tre- I 'Unprotce mors and chipmunk cheeks,' Kim that blood does, making it possible to said. "Sometimes I experience extend the transplant time to nine software is not fewr mood swings.' hours. "At this time, there is not a lot of fund- But, she said, "Even when I'm Software Publshers Association depressed, I thank God that I had a ing for the synthetic-blood program, second chance.' which slows up research considerably," 1101 Connecftic Avenue NW I Segel said. - Sufte 901 Washington, D.C. 20036 I APRIL 1988 *Life And Art !U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 17 m l I Not just another Brit 'Bonfire' a classic 'Hairspray' Dancer goes pre-med English pop star Trent Tom Wolfe chronicles John Waters eEntertains Professional ballet dancer D'Arby's catchy new LP big-city corruption in latest with this latest cinematic4 lays down slippers for transcends hype. novel. sicko. stethoscope. l i B Public spking more mzg than death c 2 By Mary Wilder ' * College Heights Herald : 5 Westem Kentucky U. 3 c Leisha Dunn once forgot how to 5 1 break an c egg. The Bowling Green D U. junior was demonstrating how 1: to bake chocolate chip cookies when I f her mind went blank. D I Most people would rather die 0 u than give a speech, professor Carl E uc Kell said. Li x Death placed sixth. m "We have a certain fear of expos- ing ourselves in public," Kell said. Speakers fear audiences will reject '80s youth: j their ideas. Whenever people get in greedy or jst scared? front of their audience, their self- By Meg Spilleth esteem is at risk. "This person now think that "being very well offfinancial- I haven't got a 'meaningful philoso- * The Minnesota Daily Ily" is becomes terribly concerned with U. of Minnesota, Twin Cities an essential or very important life phy of life." Hell, I still don't know how what other people think," said goal. In 1970, only 39.1 percent of the to drive. But the survey question asked Joseph Cangemi, a psychology pro- It's hard to be idealistic when you're students polled felt strongly about their if developing a meaningful philosophy fessor. 18 years old. Especially if you're a col- bank accounts. of life was an essential life goal. Such a The more anxious speakers get, lege freshman, watching the honeyglow In contrast, the 1967 survey found question assumes the respondents' the more likely it is they will fail, of the Reagan era set in the west. Our that 82.9 percent of the freshmen be- faith in the future. But our generation Cangemi said. Anxiety restricts generation (I speak as a 20-year-old) lieved that "developing a meaningful has had little guidance, and less ex- creativity. Speakers worry about has lived through four Soviet leaders, philosophy of life' was an essential life planation of a world in upheaval. what the audience is thinking in- assassination attempts, nuclear disas- goal. Twenty years later, less that Born during the social revolutions stead of focusing on the content of ter, stupid television, rampant illitera- half-39.4 percent-still feel that way. that rocked America in the late '60s, we I their speeches. cy, school-closings and divorce. Having Fickle youth! -V Ve'll never please our pa- grew up amidst a confusing dichotomy 'This restriction," he said, "ends spent childhood torn between Disney rents. of images-television, for us, was up in the outcome of a poor per- and Rambo, we find that the idea of a The results of this survey will be read Sesame Street in the morning and battle formance." He added that growing "meaningful philosophy of life" leaves a in certain quarters as evidence of the footage on the evening news. Although up in a home where parents dis- saccharine taste in the mouth. mediocrity of the average college fresh- our protected everyday life was made up courage talking in public leads to Small wonder, then, that the annual man. After Allan Bloom's tirade (The of kindergarten, puppets and cartoons, greater fear of public speaking in UCLA-American Council on Education Closing of the American Mind) about kids in the iate '60s were aware that survey found adulthood. Kell said students real- American college fresh- the strangulation of the liberal arts and something strange was going on in the men to be more ize they need good speaking skills concerned with money the shallowness of our generation, 'phi- incomprehensible adult world. Parents, than with spiritual to compete in the job market. Both outlook. Of the losophy" has become a buzz word for all teachers, and Big Bird never bothered 290,000 freshmen Kell and Cangemi said good prepa- polled, 75.6 percent that young people lack. See IDEALS, Page 23 ration insures good speeches. "If you haven't prepared,' Cangemi said, prepare to bomb." Cangemi said speakers can over- 'Lettennan' comedy writing duo lets humor loose come anxiety by practicing a speech By Mark R. Brown "Working with Dave can be trying on a few friends or by going over the and Julie Shepard sometimes," Martin said. 'He can be dif- speech in front of a mirror to be- * The Pitt News ficult and tends to be a worrier. He's a come comfortable with the mate- U. of Pittsburgh smartass who has to get his two cents in rial. on everything. Dave also gets rough By watching the audience for Gerry Mulligan and Jeff Martin, the with some of the guests; he just tears cues such as restlessness, yawning Late Night with David Letterman com- apart youngsters. Sometimes, he feels and whispering, speakers can de- edy-writing duo, spoke to Pitt students badly about it.' termine if their speech is going recently about the life of a Late Night Several videos were shown including well. Cangemi said speakers staffer. They showed video clips from the famous velcro suit routine in which should try a new approach once the various shows, along with offering their Letterman, wearing a velcro suit, audience gets bored. "A good speak- own insights into the mechanics of writ- jumped from a trampoline onto a velcro er is a sensitive person," he added, ing comedy. One of the topics they dis- wall and clips of Letterman throwing "because he or she can change the cussed was censorship. large objects off tall buildings onto tele- speech to meet the reaction from 'We had an idea for a Rude Breakfast vision sets. the audience.' Cereal. You add milk, and it goes 'snap, The writers occasionally appear in One student said she imagines crackle and f- you,' but that wouldn't several skits on Late Night. Gerry Mul- everyone in her audience is naked. flush," said Martin and Mulligan. They ligan performs in a skit with Chris 'You see them as human, she said. also mentioned that sometimes they Elliot called "Gerry's Baby,' loosely 'It alleviates a lot of the nervous- cannot satisfy the censors, and the based on Mulligan's young son Kevin. ness." shows are not run. "We then have to Martin has appeared on the show as show reruns," said Martin. "Flunkie," the Late Night mail clown. I omedianDavid Letterman 18 U- THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Life And Art *APRIL 1968 Fs - Sex in the '80s: -- trading curfews for co-education By Nancy Murphy * College Heights Herald Western Kentucky U. Ron brought Bonnie, his fiancee, back to Gilbert Hall after a night out in 1966. They were unaware that her dorm director was watching as they kissed goodnight. "I guess it (the kiss) was a little longer than it was supposed to be," said Ron Beck, now associate director of Alumni Affairs. The next day, Bonnie had to report to the Dean of Women and was cited for public display of affection. At that time, Western Kentucky U. had the policy of "in loco parentis," Beck said. "The university operated in place of the parents. Our situations at home were more libertarian than they were on campus," Beck said. Rules such as curfews and permission slips for overnight trips were strictly enforced. And they applied to off- campus students as well. Alcohol and Dennis Draughon's cartoons often take aim at national targets. guests of the opposite sex weren't allowed in apartments. Breaking up parties was an every-weekend occurr- ence for John Sagabiel, who was the Irreverent cartoonist publishes book Dean of Men from 1965 to 1972. The Continued From Page 1 police would call him if there were com- plaints about a party and he would different sections cover most of His scating commentary wreaks havoc check it out. Draughon's recurring themes: reli- d^ - gion, Reagan, foreign policy and, of - --..L- Sagabiel said. "I Dv "I had a gimmick," course, N.C. State. had an open-road Stetson hat, like the Draughon, a senior majoring in ones cowboys used to wear. It was the history, has served as political car- one in town." The students would only toonist and graphics editor since see him coming, and 'by the time I got 1981. "Any issue where it comes to there they would be quieted down." student fees or privileges is pretty Statistics show that today's college ripe for comment," Draughon said. students are having more premarital Draughon said he is able to enter sca- sex than past generations did. But some thing material in the student news- students feel that it's just talked about paper because it is "one of the last more openly. "I don't think the actual bastions of the free press-certainly number of people who are going to bed more free than a kept press." with one another has changed in cen- He continues to uphold his power- turies," said Joe Stites, who graduated ful convictions despite attacks from from Western in 1977. various audiences, reflecting a deter- One Bowling Green senior said, "I've mined attitude towar-d his-cartooning Draughon received second place in the 1984 Collegiate Editorial Cartoonist exhibition had one-night stands and never gone which stems from his private life and for this cartoon. out with them again. Then I've gone out beliefs. 'I've been through a lot of strange twists," Draughon said. spectable young man. "I was either issues," he said. Draughon said he with someone I wanted to get serious going to become a Nazi or a Com- received death threats and, more fre- with, so I waited." Another senior had a Draughon registered to vote as an in- dependent, but he said he chose not to munard," he said of the time. Sena- quently, abusive phone calls when different attitude about casual sex. tors Jesse Helms and Robert Morgan his number was in the book. "I've had 'You get into too much trouble in one- cast his ballot for anyone in his first year as an eligible voter. He switched arranged for him to attend West a lot of invective hurled at me with no night stands," he said. 'You have to face Point after high school, but he never point. the person the next day, and she feels to libertarianism until he "got to meet some of them." Draughon now de- went. "I couldn't do enough pull-ups," "I don't mind getting abuse. I just guilty and then you aren't friends any- Draughon said. wish the abuse I was getting was more." scribes himself as "an anarchist." The characterization seems un- Readers need not know of from intelligent people." But The '60s decade marked an evolution- likely from the president of his high Draughon's political or social Draughon's brash cartooning nearly ary time in sexual attitudes. One 1977 school's National Honor Society. He theories to understand his cartoons, invites abuse. "What I want to do," he graduate noted, 'The only thing that was also a nationally recognized though. "Cartoons are more for de- said, "is piss you off enough to make has changed is how people think about 1nmo nf thl 1ihf1 om- ra negration than for espousing broad you think about it." it-whether they feel guilty or not.' 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'W e awer ing songs. actike M , >emI ;~ kw <»tet's up," sai Zumddeup yng up as a wosome Bert and Bfel Darge recall rOJs.S anid it sort of slipped. I was no one's fault," N -Lorie Pttik, The Ufth Statesman Al p ad. wo gbcdoS."Kevinnf, vadppe t - Sarah Goyn, te annonc, said. Todd Gaber, K- i S Aoah ;U _ -H . %. Onccasion: -My mom used to paint," BOetsaid. *;% K AleGuoiew, Th, bmaiy Orang, Omw- alhen we were little, six or seven, Bert swllowed mUTE"general manager, said he fired te studern g jcua U., PM -^%;,, . ^ - - - APRIL 1988 a Life And Art U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 19 - |mwSm 'Wall Street' indicts insider trading By Gregory Robert Kzros ger Fox opposite Michael Douglas, who, ing corporate leader, Sir Larry Wild- * State Press as Gekko, brings to the screen an man (Terence Stamp), begins a cam- Arizona State U. enigmatic performance-his most dis- paign to invest stock in a prospering turbing to date. company. Fox collects information by In Wall Street young Bud Fox listens Fox adjusts to the grueling hectic following Wildman and eventually un- to corporate dynamo Gordon Gekko: workday as an account executive who covers his intentions, allowing Gekko to "You're not foolish enough to believe we buys and sells stock for prospective buy more shares of stock in the company still live in a democracy, are you?" But clients. His main ambition is to land an before Wildman does. Insider trading Fox is, like many young business profes- account with corporate raider Gekko. has never been so sionals portrayed in films, foolish Fox eventually does land the account, maliciously portrayed as it is in Wall enough to believe it-for a while any- but only after revealing some "hush Street. As the story unfolds Fox gets way. Before long, the high pressure hush" information about the airline his swept up in the Wall Street power struggle. business of stock commodities con- father works for. Gekko molds him into his own little devil and sumes him, and "Gekko the Great," a soon the young broker Papa Fox, played by Sheen's real-life can walk confidently down the corrup- corporate king of sorts, takes Fox under father Martin Sheen, is concerned his The charming Turnblad family his dangerous wing. tion path. son's get-rich-quick schemes will only Wall Street is indeed a nice encore for And so goes the shifty story of stock invite doom. And he's right. It doesn't Oliver Stone, who not only directs an market shenanigans in the intellectual- take Gekko long to figure out that what intricate screenplay well, but also sells 'Haispray' sets ly riveting 20th Century Fox drama, he has in Fox is a sucker. Impressed by us on the fact that what we're seeing one of the most powerful films of 1987. Fox's determination, Gekko begins us- may not be that far off from the truth. wacky trend Charlie Sheen plays the naive and ea- ing him for his own good when an oppos- Buy some stock in this one. for comedy flicks By Jill Shomer * The GW Hatchet George Washington U., DC First and foremost, Hairspray, the latest Strange Film from eccentric wric ter/directorJohn Waters, is not a movi for everybody. If you have a low toler ance for obese travesties, silly scenarios or on-screen vomiting and pimple squeezing, Hairspray is not your pic ture. But if you, like me, think all this sounds like the makings of a fun flick then pack a lunch and fasten your seat- belts: we're going back in time ... The year is 1962 and The Corny Col lins Show is the keenest TV dance party in Baltimore. Tracy Turnbald (Rick Lake) and her best friend, Penny Ping leton (Leslie Ann Powers), love the show, and Tracy wants to be a regular, a member of the Council, on the program But, alas, Council members have to au- dition to be selected, and Tracy is much too fat. Her parents, Edna (the late gar- ish, glamourboy Divine) and Wilbur (Jerry Stiller), don't approve of Tracy's ratted hair or her desire to -beon- Cory Collins' show. At the Corny Collins record hop, Tra cy dazzles the Council with her dancing and is invited to try out, much to th< fury of the show's conceited princess Amber Von Tussle (Colleen Fitzpat rick). Tracy is put into Special Educatior for "hairdo violations" and meets Sea weed (Clayton Prince), a black gu3 who's been kept off the Corny Collinm because producer Arvin Hodgepile (Di- vine in a dual role) refuses to let blacks on camera at his station. When Sea weed and his friends try to get on thE show and are turned away, Tracy, nov the new Council princess, and Link de monstrate to attract the press. Sudden ly they are political 'hot potatoes," s< Tracy and Link run away and hide oui with two cool beatniks (Pia Zadora anm Ric Ocasek). Hairspray's triumphant clima) occurs at the Miss Auto Show 1963 con test. Everyone is against Amber foi queen. She wins because Tracy is a poli tical fugitive. But Tracy returns wear ing her glorious roach-print gown t( dance "The Bug' onto the throne an< take the Auto Queen crown fron Amber. Hairspray is ridiculous, good fun John Waters has created a comedy lik< no other: part serious, part demented all hilarious. Divine steals the show, but the whole cast is perfect and peculiar. 20 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Life And Art a APRIL 198 mo EL D'Ary's debut LP backs up the hype By Chip Bales And D'Arby is finally getting some "If You All Get to Heaven" opens the * The Chronicle attention here in the States. album up with a haunting chant, set- Duke U., NC This debut album is a stunning set of ting the mood for a pretty somber mes- provocative and diversified English pop sage about redemption: "If you all get to I think I've finally figured out what at its best. Sure, there's a lot of hype heaven/Say a prayer for the people/Who Terrence Trent D'Arby sounds like: an about D'Arby. He looks like Michael kill for cross and steeple/Say a prayer angry gospel singer, crossed with a soul- Jackson in a reggae phase; but Intro- for righteous bullets/But most of all ful Motown singer, with the excitement ducing the Hardlineproves there is sub- please say a prayer for me." "Wishing of Prince and the conviction of Bob Mar- stance to back the hype. The Hardline Well" is a pure gem, with D'Arby's ley. Anyway, he sounds good. Real good. consists of 11 tight pop songs that range snarling, nasty vocals and truly catchy Introducing the Hardline According to from pure pop to African spiritual, from lyrics. Terrence Trent DArby has taken the gospel to ballads, all combined with Terrence Trent D'Arby may be a bit British Isles by storm, flying up to the dashes of soul, reggae, and jazz ulti- sensational, but he knows his trade. #1 position on their charts and going mately resulting in a most convincing, This album has introduced the world to multi-platinum in a few short weeks. promising and energetic debut. a new star. I I Nature inspires i~; Winslon's lyrcal IdS piano melodies II By Erik J. Newton X¢; - Daily Bruin - - '- ' ; e : ^^ U. of Califomia, Los Angeles || One ofthe leaders ofthe New Age movement, 38-year-old George Winston started playing the elec- tric piano in 1967. This balladeer's musical repertoire is as diverse as New Replacemens LP his following: a varying mixture of rock, rhythm and blues, swing and shows balance, energy jazz...... - j:..-V,;, . X f. .,- ... a..a By Tom Vanderbilt In a recent concert, Winston dis- * The Cardinal played his innovative ability by U. of Wisconsin, Madison reaching inside the piano to pluck and strum the chords themselves, It's hard to believe The Replace- while he continued playing. The ments, the band that recorded "Gary's sound produced hinted at the Got a Boner" and sloshed its way music's ozigin and creator, a harp- through hundreds of sweaty, intoxi- sichordist named Bolinvider; Win- cated live shows, could somehow find the ston at once hearkened back to the sobriety and vision to put out such a music's roots, while evolving it into magnificent album as Pleased To Meet l ; Me. From the irreverent Big Star tri- :the future. ' ' _ '0;,;* , bute to the most chilling, unglamorous Winston uses no score, just a song ever about teenage suicide to the sheet oftitles and reminders. Using irresistible pop strains of "Can't Hardly mid-range notes without a resonat- Wait," the Minneapolis bunch show ing bass line, the melody remains they don't have to be playing light-speed clear and distinct. His song Colors to show any energy and emotion-they -sounds like nature translated into do just fine with a little hard-edged rock piano music. He painted a picture and roll. of leaves turning, falling and blow- ing in the wind. With his left hand, he maintained a melody which con- jured up images of a creek flowing Zany Brtish pop musician leaps in the woods. Before he began the piece, he described the ending sec- tion of Colors as taking place in an out of obscury wit 'Frogs' enchanted forest, where the trees dance together and then run away. By Tom Meares that have deified him to ridiculous prop- * The Tiger ortions. After intermission, he displayed Clemson U., GA The Englishman's major label debut, his more classical interests with and Globe of Frogs, is unlikely to change variations on Pachelbel's Canon Combine pulsating bass lines lyrics much of that, but it just might. This is and Canon ofthe Bells. He even did addicting melodies with wacky your his most accomplished work to date. a virtuoso Yiddish blues number like "Your mother is a journalist, father is a creep/They make it in your Globe of Frogs begins with the steady involving five harmonicas set in "Tropical Flesh Mandala," a hodge- "Before the different notes and half notes. - bedroom when they think your fast asleep," and you have Robyn Hitchcock, podge of unlikely riffs that somehow Juvenile Diabetes In all, he played eleven pieces for one of today's most intriguing artists. emerges as a danceable number. Hitch- a total of two-and-a-half hours, in- Robyn Hitchcock lives in a different cock's endearingly eccentric nature re- Foundation was founded cluding an encore after a standing world than most of us. His is a subcon- mains intact throughout the album. 16 years ago...there was ovation. Afterwards, Winston also scious world inhabited by playful Each song is a separate landscape of invited everyone to join him for a crustaceans, personified fish and men Hitchcock's organic world. "Balloon no hope for acure. jam session at a nearby club. Win- with lightbulb heads. The impetus of his Many,the first single, is his most overtly ston played all jazz and swing songwriting is the organic rather than pop composition since "Heaven," sport- 'Todaythe hope I variations. "I like to play (modern) the political. ing a bouncy bass and jingle-jangle isvery strong" music how the late James Booker "To go into 'issues' at the length they chords. would have played it,' he explained merit requires the depth-and double- All 10 tracks on Globe of Frogs are to the crowd. Winston intends to talk-of a politician," he declares in his remarkable in their own way. One prob- have jam sessions twice a year Manifesto liner notes. Hitchcock has de- lem with listening to Hitchcock and the Support us. whenever he performs in LA. But scribed his writing method as "dream- Egyptians is deciding what to listen to; Juvenile Diabetes Foundation ) don't expect "that Autumn stuff he ing in public.' the lyrics are so enthralling that they With your help, we will be known as the people i said, -because it would sound like Through the course of his seven solo often distract one's attention from the who cured diabetes. elevator music in a place like this." albums, however, he has existed in rela- music. Give Globe ofFrogs a good listen. THE JUVFNIL E DIABETES FOUNDATION INTERNATIONAI You just might become a devoted fan. 432 PARK AVFNUE SOTHUNEW YOPK N Y 10016 l -. tive obscurity, despite critical raves kPRIH 1968 * Life And Art U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 21 m --- "-- .,- - -I oviguXlummis F *y:--^^'-?^'?^^-?..^" : L That Petol Emotion: flREHOSE's 'Wn underground sound ,an underrated h0t Although their latest effort Ifn In a year that the U.K. was was released on independent re- dominated by the silly pop of Rick cord label SST, fIREHOSE rocks Astley, Curiosity Killed the Cat just as hard as the major-label and the Thrashing Doves, That hockey rink rockers. Blendingjazz- 'Petrol Emotion somehow managed like unconventional rhythmic pat- Rto survive the disco revival and all terns, lyric twists, humor and pers- ,the other nuances of Thatcherism piration, they will soon be turning ,and triumphed with their uncom- heads that would rather not turn. promisingly angry and equally flREHOSE is a band that wears funky Babble. The band is relative- blue-collar shirts, writes abstract Aztec Camera's ly quiet about its politics compared poetry and highway songs, and has to predecessors like the Sex Pistols, not yet been blinded by a fabulous the Clash and Easterhouse, but it light show-lots of rock, no glam, a lost its punch still tries its best to "agitate, edu- thigh-slappin', foot-stompin', head- cate, or organize" the masses. .Tom thinkin', sad-dreamin' good time. in Vanderbilt, The Cardinal,U. ofWiscon- * Eric Greiling, The Cardinal,U. of Wis- newest 'Love' sin, Madison, consin, Madison D* i i » :f- v rlrAr%,, My vote1UMMU L3»jUUy * The State News a^ -;- s- is.* . * *In -% **. - * ,* < Michigan State U. Roddy Frame must have fallen in ^^ UntlR nav. beer this real came only fro a keg. love, but he didn't need to share it with the world. And he definitely could have = -Dtraft beer is as real as beer gets. Since it's not heat-pasteurized, spared us Aztec Camera's latest, A^t^^lieatcan't chang its rich, re. taste, touchingly titled Love. How simple, - - ,^-, :l~i~er Geue Draftis as real as that. It's not heat-pasteunzed sweet, sentimental, and soggy. .+< ' S like most other beers in bottles and cans. Instead, it's cold-filtered so The release is evidence that all the <.K_:>a r-it% as rich and smooth as only real draft beer can be. \ tu~v>so',,tieJ '~'-, >,5s. r hype this love stuff gets is overrated. It ~; ;>;t+ o doesn't make every day spring unless you're just stupid-it's freezing out there. Even worse than sprouting delu- sions, love can make you sniffle worse than any blizzard. But what it did to singer/songwriter/ guitarist Roddy Frame really smarts. Listening to the bitter twinge of his voice crooning shallow optimism to sim- ple arrangements (complete with "whoo whoos" and "oh yeahs" filling in the background) you get embarrassed for him. And even sicker, every song is a love song-just what the world needs more love songs. The worst has to be "Every- body Is a Number One." Bouncy, boun- cy, bouncy-though it's comforting to learn "With lips and arms and unity/We overcome our fear/That day will come/ When everybody is a number one." Try those lines on a psychopath-hell be a changed man. Coming in a close second for cheesi- ness is "How Men Are." For some reason it makes me picture a cloudy closeup of a girl's face that gets distorted into a million starry-eyed tiny faces circling around. Yes, that mushy. "Working in a Goldmine' and "Killer- mont Street" are the best two cuts, with traces of stark sincerity in the lyrics and more Aztec Camera-style juxtaposition in the music. Then you have -Somewhere In My Heart," where Frame sounds like John Travolta from Grease. Enough said. "One and One" makes you want to do the hustle. No, not even the hustle-the bump. And this is the same man who wrote "So wipe your eyes of the lies and let them shine their blue/Every whisper that welcomesaThe inconceivable and the birth of the true." Don't ever fall in love. Too bad, because Aztec Camera re- leases like Knife and High Land, Hard Rain were so good you could just sit by yourself with a drink, stare at a step or something and get lost in the music. With Love, however, you're thinking of those posters of the girl with the too-big black eyes that is soooo cute that reads A - ~~~~~;-wA "love is like a warm puppy.' Aztec 5. - s N w~~~w Camera's Love is like a warm puppy blight. - -, CcW MW ON CO M M0 , 22 U- THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Life And Art a APRIL 1988 ; - WA !_ s _ 11 . s _ s st _ t___s T - - -- . . - - ---, '- - -- &lL - -'- . - -- s 1 suggest two options; tne first is to re- unnerving experience for many women. easier and faster to transfer in-bank move yourself from the peer pressure College is a time of opportunity and per- funds from your dad's account into until you have time to truly decide what sonal exploration; having a child does yours at the same bank. As far as moni- Words of wisdom you want to do. A few days or a week of not always fit into these plans. toring the money in the account, he not seeing your friends shouldn't be dif- Although this is not the case for all, your should not be able to obtain this unless from the couch ficult to endure and may help you put a letter sounds as if your girlfriend is con- you willingly give this to him or have a perspective on your situation. cerned over the possible pregnancy. mutual account. Editor's Note: Dave Roloff, an advertis- The second option, though I don't First of ing msgor, also holds an advanced de- all, let your girlfriend know you legally endorse it, is. to take away the are sincerely concerned about the situa- Anyone who attends college should be gree in counseling psychology. His cause of your.friends`pressure and weekly column is a service of the Man- try it tion. Do not joke or laugh off what hap- given a chance to start his/her own eater, U. of Missouri, Columbia. yourself or with a good friend. After pened. Explain to her you are sorry the checking account. Even if this means this, your friends' need to be the first accident occurred, having one in your hometown to Dear Dave, and stress it was in- handle will no longer exist and hopefully with it deed an accident which you both could emergencies with quick in-bank trans- My roommate and I have become very the pressure to join in at all. not foresee. Above all find out what fers and a second one here to help with good friends. We have made several your College is full of new and different girlfriend needs right now and stores that scoff at out-of-town checks. mutual friends, all who like to smoke try to experiences. The decision to smoke, give that to her. You need to stress that a local account is pot. I myself have never tried it, but now drink or sleep with someone should be necessary for you to learn how to live on my roommate and friends want to be the an individual choice rather than a Dear Dave, your own and be financially indepen- first ones to get me high. I'd like to try group effort. My father won't let me open a local dent. the experience but I don't want to be- checking account. He claims it is easier come the evening's entertainment for Dear Dave, for him to deposit and monitor my funds The best way to change your father's my friends. How do I get out of it? I bought some inexpensive condoms if we keep my account at home. Doesn't mind is to find his specific reasons Under Pressure and discovered after lovemaking one he trust me? I mean I am a grownup. against the local account and work out a had split open. I was really embarras- plan to ease his concerns. For example if Dear Mad Under Pressure, sed and now my girlfriend swears she's he is concerned over your ability to With social mores shifting to the con- pregnant. What do I do now and how Dear Mad, handle money then draw up a budget servative side, any decision to try an can I make this up to my girlfriend? From the sound of your letter it and contingency plan for him to illegal drug can be a difficult decision. Embarrassed appears your father is paying for most if approve. No matter what, the key is to Peer pressure added to the situation Dear Embarrassed, not all of college. If your father is sup- pacify his worries about your abilities certainly will not help you think clearly. Thinking you are pregnant can be an porting you, he has several points. It is and show him vOu are resnonsible. APRIL 1988aLife And Art U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 23 m -...... - -- ...... Freshman pens novel, wins White rapper can jam wit the-best- By Evan Gahr Shahmanesh's entourage, dental stu- Shahmanesh's self-described "all- * The Daily Pennsylvanian dent Jay Selznick, said U. of Pennsyl- American kid background" is not a book contest U. of Pennsylvania 7. - 'vania students were initially skeptic- sheltered one. He lived the first 12 By Danielle Storer al about Shahmanesh's planned years of his life in Flatbush, a racial- I may brag but I sure don't lie/I like career in rap "because it isn't one of ly-mixed Brooklyn neighborhood. * The Daily Californian baseball and hot dogs and apple pie/ U. of California, Berkeley the stereotypical professions-busi-, Lorenzo Penn, a Philadelphia-based I'm the all-American kid from an Ivy t0ess, law, medicine." Shahmanesh rap manager who advises Before coming to U. of California, League school/Who likes to take a acknowledges he is not the only rap- Shahmanesh, said that growing up in Berkeley, many students worry about book and change all the rules. -per with lofty aspirations, but asserts Brooklyn gave Scott an understand- whether they will be able to write the ';'College senior Scott Shahmanesh his music is not a spurious attempt to ing of the rap culture. "He has the required papers. But before 18-year-old claims to be the only Ivy League- 'cash in on the growing rap industry. culture behind the style," Penn said. Michael Behrens came to Berkeley last educated rapper in the business, and He added that audiences are some- That image will help Shahmanesh fall, he spent the summer composing a says his background provides an in- times hostile nevertheless when he succeed, said manager Penn. He 200-page novel. novative approach to rap which taakes the stage. But Shahmanesh is notes that those people who often use Late last December, Behrens found makes his success in the industry in- anot deterred by their attitude. the ghetto background of-some rap- out that his novel had won first prize in evitable. He said he is working with >&;So you say I'm white and I should pers to dismiss their legitimate a national writing contest. The book, deejay T. K Blade on some demos to l black/And you got-this idea that musical form as a "second-level which he calls Devil and the Deep Blue send to major record labels, and ex-, "-whiteboys can't raplThis may be true genre",would be unable to dismiss Sea, will be published next November, pects to be signed by one of them. .but not in my caselI'm gonna throw Shahmanesh as"a second-rate think- and Behrens will receive a $2,500 adv- _tA friend -and Rmember of down now and rap in your face. er who's pursuing silly antics." ance against royalties. Behrens learned - - of the Avon Books-sponsored contest from a flier in his English class, which called for "books for young adults, about young adults." Behrens said,"It looked so inviting; I figured, 'How many kids my age write novels?'" The framework of Behrens' novel is his own experiences. "I wrote about a kid moving in his mid-teens from one side of the country to the other, which is what I did. It's as good a place as any to start. Some characters are based on people I know, and some aren't at all." Ideals Continued From Page 17 to explain Vietnam to a five-year-old, and I thought that Watergate was the name of a farm. How can we be expected to develop- to want to develop-a meaningful phi- losophy of life, when we grew up in a fundamentally disillusioned society? And how can we, as the first generation to grow up with nuclear normalcy, be expected to have faith in the future? Money, at least, provides a bit of security. There's a comfortable routine in earning it. Skeptics are out there, no doubt, raging against the gimme- gimme attitude of today's depraved youth. But I see the desire to "be very well off financially" as a craving for sta- bility. Lacking confidence in the future, today's freshmen want something tangible, present, now-and money is an immediate reward for one's daily labor. Developing a meaningful philoso- phy of life seems too much of a commit- ment, placing too much stock in the fu- ture. Besides, you can't eat philosophy. It won't keep you warm. And a meaning- ful philosophy of life is useless in a world that baffles the senses. Pundits predict the trend of the '90s will be "cocooning" as "coach potatoes.' Meat loaf, gravy, and rice pudding are replacing mesquite-grilled baby quail and pine nuts. The very definition of "financially well off' is changing; in- stead of providing access to luxury and status, it's becoming a way of securing yourself against the cold. Comfort me, hold me, feed me. Though that's too basic to be philosophy, it's essential in the sense of being primitively, univer- sally true. Is this the meaningful philosophy of life those freshmen of 1967 claimed was a "very important" goal? If so, they're not looking for higher consciousness any more than my generation is out for the big bucks. What we all really want is a safe, warm place to hide. LUe 24 U_ THE NATIONAI C,1r1 I FftvF MrF9UC-PAPFQ And Art a APRIL , v BalletI I I NvemeI rh n for lmfel II Balletancer hngs up lippersfor premed lif Rv/ I n1irt-n Nelimer I different kinds of movement-clasSic * The Amherst Student modern, etc . ABT renewed his o n- Amherst College, MA tract for the 1984-85 season and on New For A. John Turjoman pre-med life at Year's Eve, Turjoman was asked to Amherst is very different from The dance the principle role in "Romeo and American Ballet Theatre, where he Juliet." spent seven years after high school. As a "The most amazing feeling came foi(am ballet dancer, he came in contact with the curtain calls, because well, I was a people like Russian dancer and ABT newcomer. People were yelling bravo, Director Mikhail Baryshnikov, traveled and I was only a corps dancer really I to cities around the world and danced did television and magazines; I had re- principle roles in major classical works. views. I got all carried away," he said. Now, he is beginning his medical educa- "At this point, I started thinking ab- tion, a goal swept to the side when he out my own goals. After that season. I began to dance professionally. After realized I never wanted to be famous graduating from high school, Turjoman That wasn't why I danced-I just loved faced a major decision: academics or it so much. I started looking at positions dancing. 'I decided to try to find some- in the 'after-dance' world-choreogra- thing I liked better than pre-med be- phy, teaching, coaching, directing. cause medicine would take so long. I None of it interested me. I realized I didn't want to have any regrets." didn't want a family in that world. I also During his first year in New York at didn't want to be 40 without job skills. I the Joffrey School, a soloist from ABT always wanted pre-med. I wasn't with- saw Turjoman dance and offered him a out an academic goal." position in their scholarship training As he sits with both legs up on a chair, program. For Turjoman, ABT was the one is struck by Tur'oman's graceful- only company worth dancing for: "I ness and confidence. His posture, the wanted to dance the classics." very concern which sparked his dance Turjoman recalls his first encounter career, is now impeccably straight. with the legendary Baryshnikov. "I When Baryshnikov asked him to repre- tripped him," he laughs. 'I was sitting sent the United States in an interna- in the aisle of a theatre with my leg out. tional dance competition in Paris, Baryshnikov was sitting in front of me. Turjoman turned him down. Medicine He has a habit of running out as soon as offered him something that dance a ballet is finished in order to avoid the couldn't. 'The dance world is built upon mobs of people. He got up to run and dancers succumbing to their director's tripped on my leg." will. They don't want dancers that have Accepted into ABT II, the training a mind. I felt it was time for me to catch The dashing A. John Turjoman infuses the role of Romeo with passion in the American Ballet company, Turjoman began touring. "I up. I didn't even have time to read the Theatre's production of 'Romeo and Juliet' had ballets created for me. I got to work paper. I still dance, but I feel I have a with different choreographers, dancing more balanced life now." - - Student's film gets Festival spot By Kelly Hindley * The Daily Utah Chronicle U. of Utah When U. of Utah student Dorna Khazeni mailed her film Whimsy to the Sundance Institute, she expected a standard rejection letter in reply. Her 16mm film was, after all, only two mi- nutes long. She wasn't an established filmmaker; she was just a graduate stu- dent. But instead of a rejection notice, Khazeni received a telephone call. And when the 1988 U.S. Film Festival opened Jan. 15, she was the only Utah filmmaker included in the festival. "Part of it is a fluke," Khazeni said. "It is, as far as I know, the tiniest portion of the festival." But having even two mi- nutes in one of the United States' most influential film festivals is a crucial step in her career, she said. Whimsv is a film about the ambiguity of sexual identity, Khazeni explained. Her black and white, silent film is also about magic, about quirky shifts in ex- pectations. "It's insignificant as far as the film world is concerned-it really is," she said. "But it maintains a level of tension for two minutes. People see it and they like it." Though she works three different jobs to finance her film projects, Khazeni be- lieves the expense and difficulty of film- making are more than repaid by the results. When she makes a film, Khazeni said, "a chunk of my mind is evidently put across to the rest of the world-you feel like they can finally see what you see.' APRIL 1I88 a Student Body U- THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 2b APRIL 1 * - - * I-~ - Fat Sucking Age of Aquarius His aim is true Rooting restricted New body contotaring New Age movement Wheelchair archer breaks Tragic accident prompts technique literally vacuums prepares for a spiritual records on his way to Big Ten restrictions on -~~~~~~~~~ up excess fat. awakening. Olympics. cheerleading. Page 26 Pag|e 26 Page 29 Page 30 - - P Football boosts athletic bankroll, carries other programs financially By Tracy Staton aIln * The Battalion ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT REVENUEL Texas A&M U. Basketball and other spi She goes If the intercollegiate sports at Texas ticket sales- $450,000 A & M were corporations instead of to bat for teams, Football, Inc. would be the only blue-chip stock on the athletic ex- interest and other-S280,000 basebal change. The Basketball Co., Inc. would A byM support of women's be breaking even, and all other sports Avgie Club-$2,225,0011 program-$750,000 By Tara Sullivan would be out of business. * The Daily Targum Although sports sell tickets instead of 11icket sales-45,023,000 stock, athletics is more than just a SWC surplus andl TV-a$1. Rutgers U., NJ W. game-it's a multi-million dollar busi- The other night I was unavoid- ness. university. athletics is too big a business to be a ably led into an argument with a Wally Groff, assistant athletic direc- "When I joined this department twen- sport and too big a sport to be a guy who insisted that baseball was tor for finance, said the Athletic Depart- ty years ago, I heard a comment at a business,' "Groff said. a boring sport. ment is forced to be a business because meeting of intercollegiate athletics and Boy is this guy wrong. it is a self-supporting auxiliary of the it stuck in my mind: 'Intercollegiate See FOOTBALL, Page 31 Baseball has got to be the best sport ever invented. It makes the --- winter sports months-highlighted by meaningless regular seasons in both basketball and hockey-more Princetonians bearable. No, not even more bear- able, just plain bearable. bare all in Baseball may not have the end- to-end action of basketball or hock- ey, which was this guy's major Nude Olympics argument, but to use an old cliche- By David Hansen there's a lot more to baseball than a The Purdue Exponent meets the eye. Granted, one game Purdue U., IN of hockey could contain more gener- ic excitement than one game of As Purdue residents and admi- baseball, but every game is not just nistration officials prepared for the a game in and of itself. upcoming Nude Olympics, Prince- Baseball is a smart game. Every ton U. (NJ) students had already play can have a direct outcome on seen their big day come and go. the game. The strategy behind ev- Princeton sophomores held their ery managerial decision is intri- annual nude run through a library guing, and when one understands on campus with the support of un i- this strategy, the game becomes ex- versity administration, said Cliff citing. When a manager has to de- Levy, staff writer for the Daily cide whether to replace a pitcher, Princetonian,the school's paper. pinch-hit for someone, call a pitch- Unlike the situation at Purdue out or a suicide squeeze, or even U., where the administration write out the starting line-up, he would rather have those students with a tendency to bare themselves opens himself up for second- U. of Nebraska, Lincoln senior Steve Katelman grapples with Ceasar the Russian near. guessing from every player, coach remain indoors, Princeton officials and fan, which adds to fan interest look upon their Nude Olympics and enjoyment. with a wink and a smile. The Nude Olympics at Princeton When a hockey team or a basket- Student wrestler finds have been a tradition for over 50 ball team loses a few games, it is not years, Levy said. The tradition goes time to push the panic button, be- like this: At midnight of the first cause half the league will make the snowfall, a number (75 to 300) of playoffs anyway. But on the di- bear worthy contender inebriated sophomore men assem- amond, only the best team in each ble, perform calisthenics and pro- By Charles Lieurance Steve Katelman, senior advertising league can be involved in postsea- ceed to run through a campus lib- son play. Therefore, the division *Daily Nebraskan major, wrestled the bear during the fin- U. of Nebraska, Lincoln rary with private parts exposed races create an excitement that al wrestling match. and dangling. 'I'd never wrestled continually builds throughout the a bear before, but I Although no women participated Ceasar, the wrestling Russian bear, was pretty sure I could kick season. it silly," he this year, Levy said females have took on five contenders three times a said. "I figured I'd either win or get it so been known to bare all and romp Baseball is the quintessential day, bearhandling selected members of mad it would eat me." through the library with the men. summer sport, as well as being the the sea of testosterone that flocked into Katelman said the only mistake he Unlike the annual rite at Pur- cheapest to attend. And being at a Pershing Auditorium for the Boat- made was to pull the bear's fur. For this, due, which is usually held near the game is great. Every crack of the Sport-Travel Show. he was given a stem warning by the start of spring semester, no one bat gets the crowd on its feet, even The bear outwrestled as many as 40 referee and informed by the bear train- seems to know when the Nude if it turns out to be a pop fly or a foul flannel-wearing hunters, fishermen er that he must not hold his life in high Olympics begin at Princeton. ball. And foul balls-they're awe- and weekend adventurers in the course regard. Another difference between Pur- some. Baseball could be the only of the weekend. "I didn't mean to pull its fur, but I due and Princeton is the sport left where the fans can keep Would-be bear wrestlers tried to pin couldn't get a good hold on him," lack of Katel- campus police at the ball when it goes in the stands. the vegetarian bear in three minutes. man said. the Princeton event. It seems the Princeton Boy is this guy wrong. Baseball is None were successful, and most suc- The bear was characteristically mod- Nude the best. cumbed to laughter as the cheerful Olympics are just plain fun for all est and refused to comment on his vic- involved. Ceasar licked them into submission. tory. S tu d e 26 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER nt Body *ApD,ml - -.-.. l- -- - rw L- a oR -~~~~~~~~~~~~Bd - Now"-- ki**dW M ' IL - - Crystal gazers await dawn of a new Age of Aquarius By Valica Boudry "We'll be entering into the Age of *The Minnesota Daily Aquarius next," he said, "which ix iden U. of Minnesota, Twin Cities tified with spirituality and spiritual en- lightenment. Technically, The New Age Movement. the begin- ning date of the New Age is anywhere The words bring to mind mystic im- between the years 2100 and 2800, so ages of crystals, channeling, harmonic we're now in the dawn of the New Age." convergence and Shirley MacLaine. But It was this dawning of just what is it exactly? Is it a cult or the the New Age that was sung about occult? A religion or a philosophy? in the popular Fifth Dimension song 'The Age of j .L Where did it all start and who belongs to Aquarius" during the '60s. Phrases such <3: it? as mystic crystal revelations and the It's people like David Valentiner, a ocf mind's true liberation" reflected the University astronomy student. Or Dee philosophy that many people in the hip- I Millard, an employee at a large com- pie movement had during the '60s as »-- munications firm, who, after discover- they experimented with drugs. The C= m ing she had multiple sclerosis a few drugs are gone, but the ideas have years ago, decided to look for natural ci stayed. I §) ways to heal her body. fCc Millard feels that the individuality of =I»U New Agers aren't spiritual gurus who New Age methods is what separates FORGE r A5O FT 7RA rOJ'M THsE PIU. L sit in meditative trances for hours, rous- New Age from other religions or cults. ing only to cleanse their crystals and eat Each New Ager seems to find a per- yogurt. They're parents, small-business sonal niche that helps increase his or owners New research may make and college students. They're as her spirituality. Shamanism, tarot typical and varied as the people who live cards and holistic nutrition are among next door or who work alongside you. the literally hundreds of ways people They are explorers of the spiritual fron- mesh their physical and spiritual men the pill poppers tier. worlds together. Religions ranging from The term "New Age' comes from By Francine Strickwerda the system. This is something that Buddhism to ancient Indian practices ancient astrology. "We enter into a new * Daily Evergreen hasn't been emphasized before," are recognized in the New Age move- Washington State U. Griswold said. age every 2,000 years," Valentiner said. ment. The discovery of a male contracep- One way to interfere with the sys- tive pill may be close at hand, and it tem is to find out what nutrients are may happen in a Washington State necessary for sperm production and U. (WSU) laboratory, researcher then withhold them, Griswold said. Liposuction: a new weapon Mike Griswold said. In 1980, the WSU research team Griswold heads a WSU research made an important breakthrough team that is working on projects con- when they identified the protein in the battle of the bulge cerning the male reproductive transferrin, which is responsible for system. delivering iron to the sperm. By Jim Mock use of bandages and girdles. Present contraceptive methods The protein is produced in the ser- * The Daily Tar Heel "Liposuction is a form of body con- (including the female pill) rely on the toli (nurse cells). Until this time it U. of North Carolina, Chapel Hill touring or localized fat removal, not regulation of the hormone system. was known that the sertoli were im- The next time you meet a plastic weight control," said Dr. Thomas Lawr- "In the long term, this is not satisfac- portant to the production of sperm, surgeon, call him a "fatsucker", and ence, assistant professor of plastic tory. When you alter one aspect of but their actual function was un- then watch his face. At first he'll look surgery at the U. of North Carolina the system, you alter other aspects of clear. cross, then he'll have to laugh because School of Medicine. "We rarely remove the system," Griswold said. Since this time, the team has iden- sucking out patients' unsightly bumps more than one liter (about two pounds) Another method being studied, the tified several other proteins that are and bulges has been part of a plastic of tissue at a time." contraceptive vaccine, uses anti- produced in the sertoli cells and are surgeon's job description since around Typical liposuction patients are ac- bodies to destroy sperm. The vaccine necessary for sperm production. A 1980 when liposuction was introduced tive, professional women in their 30s could be used by either the male or full identification of four proteins to the United States. who want to shape their hips, thighs, female. has been published and the team is The technique involves the removal of buttocks or chin, Lawrence said. Men The research team is taking a currently working on several others. fat from the hips, abdomen, thighs, often elect to have liposuction to help different approach, studying the It is possible that if a method of knees, arms or face by insertion of them control the infamous abdominal basics of the male reproductive sys- inhibiting these proteins is found, a blunt-ended metal suction tubes bulge. tem using recent techniques of gene- male contraceptive could be made, through small skin incisions into the Liposuction is not without complica- tic engineering. Griswold said. 'We are fairly confi- subcutaneous fat layer of the skin. With tions, although serious problems occur "Our approach is to back up a little dent that this would happen with repeated back and forth motions, "hon- in less than two percent of the cases. bit. We need to get some basic in- transferrin and reasonably confident ey-combed" defects are made in this fat These can range from skin asymmetry formation before we interfere with with the others (proteins)," he said. layer, which are subsequently closed in to numbness, I I infection, and even skin L - the weeks following surgery with the death. IL.71 --- Col- - f ------Diabetic's life transfonTned after paneas-kdney transplant By Erica Gellin an interview at the Medical Center. tees Pancreas Transplant Program, quired dialysis four times a week. Ei- * Daily Bruin Of the 12 million Americans who and Katzman's physician. The leen DeMayo, pancreas U. of California, Los Angeles transplant suffer from diabetes, Katzman is one periodic insulin injections which di- nurse coordinator, said that "about 25 "I hate to be melodramatic, but it's a of the 10 percent with Type 1, or juve- abetics take are unable to regulate percent of patients on dialysis are di- miracle," said Robert Katzman. "I am nile onset, diabetes. Ever since he de- blood sugar levels on a minute-to- abetic.- a completely different person." veloped diabetes 19 years ago, Katz- minute basis. Katzman also suffered from poor A diabetic since childhood, Katz- man has required two or three insulin "Insulin is not a cure for diabetes. It eyesight. He had trouble walking and man, 33, is the first Californian to injections a day. just keeps people alive until we find he was unable to drive. have received a combined pancreas/ The body requires insulin to proper- one," said the American Diabetes They told me I was getting worse," kidney transplant. He received the ly regulate glucose levels. In Type 1 Association. Katzman said, and that without the transplant at UCLA Medical Center diabetics, the pancreas has lost its In addition to the disease itself, di- surgery he probably would have been and was discharged in good condition ability to make its own insulin. .abeticssuffer from many other com- hospitalized. several weeks later. The diabetic patient faces a 30 per- plications. Soon-Shiong said Katzman Since the operation, Katzman has 'They took a diabetic and made him cent reduced lifespan compared to "had all the complications" of a Type 1 required neither insulin injections nor a non-diabetic, which is a phe- non-diabetics, said Dr. Patrick Soon- diabetic, including kidney failure. kidney dialysis. He has no trouble nomenon in itself, said Katzman in Shiong, director of the Medical Cen- Since April 1987, Katzman has re- walking, and he is able to drive. - - -PRIL 1968 a Skudent Body U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Zt/ 7- m Ready to Shred! fights red tape for skating ramp By Isabelle Tihanyi * The UCSD Guardian U. of California, San Diego The grand re-opening of a student- built skateboard ramp marked the end Iqf an eight-month struggle to save it rom destruction by university red tape. Due to a skateboard ban in effect through congested and popular parts of campus, the U. of California, San Diego ;kate club, "Ready to Shred!" (RTS), de- 0ided to find a way to insure that the Sport would not be forced to disappear. ITS built the ramp last April, but it was losed by Campus Recreation two Leeks after it opened because the club lad not followed university procedure nd construction policies. With a new eight-foot high security mnce and a national insurance policy hrough the Boy Scouts of America, the 4mp has been approved and is a com- ete success. RTS members said they are happy to ave their sport legitimized. "This pro- 10 t shows the power that college stu- <»-~ nts can create when they put their t inds together and work for something ally important," said student Tom iblin. Counselors pontinued From Page 1 Wdn't get sober, I was going to die ... I iad to make a choice." Counselor Randi Cooper had to come F ) the same decision. Cooper is also a mcovering alcoholic, and she too has Lad more than her share of unhappy xperiences caused by her addiction. With the sum of their individual ex- oeriences, both Mitchiner and Cooper lave the insight and understanding iecessary to be effective peer counse- ors. "We prefer to have people who are 'ecovering from alcohol and substance I abuse programs as our peer counselors )ecause I think they are most effective . . . these people have the skills (and) they have heard it all," said Debbie Allen, a Ph.D student in psychology who supervises the program. Cooper explained that with "people our age, it's very difficult to realize that /x Yes, I've got a problem.'" : yJ "Drug addicts don't just stop by to .'hat," Mitchiner said. That's why this peer counseling group encourages out- all 'ide intervention. "A lot of times, it takes intervention-someone else just h to get you to start talking about it," Cooper said. "But," she continued, 'at hey have a friend, and we are that. We TVA have) an open ear and are willing to DTERS pend time with them. A non-partisan p ijeof the Vote America Foundation. 'Admitting that you're an alcoholic is lnot admitting that you're a terrible per- :on. It's admitting that you have a dis- atse," Cooper said. 30 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Suel BEhdy a APRIL 1968 m Death, paralysis spank tough restrictions on cheerleading By Anne Upson of 1986, two unrelated but tragic acci- tragic incidents, said Triveline. allowed,' Underwood said. * The Daily lowan dents attracted the attention of While the Michigan cheerleaders "These rules were put in place pri- U. of Iowa national and state committees and were acquainting themselves with marily to decrease the potentiality of caused them to propose guidelines for their school's demands, the Big Ten injury and to protect the individual Many people are entertained by the cheerleading. conference formed a committee in schools in the conference," Underwood tumbling stunts of cheerleaders, but Although these two accidents were February 1987 to look into the dangers said. there is more to the craft than just not caused by specific problems in of cheerleading and to provide the con- gymnastic skills. Cheerleading, like cheerleading, they led to restrictive ference with official restrictions. The findings of the Big Ten ad-hoc any athletic activity, is not without action on the part of the U. of Michi- "There are no pyramids in basket- committee have gotten mixed reac- certain risks. gan. "The rules we put into effect were ball (allowed)', Big Ten Commissioner tions. Iowa cheerleading adviser Lee In the past 18 months, guidelines . . . nothing built above two (persons) Clarence Underwood said. "Football Steenlage said the safety factor is im- have been adopted by several super- high, no throwing and basically no- pyramids are reduced from two-and-a- portant but the restrictions may be too visory boards, including the Big Ten thing three feet off the floor,' said half to two persons high. The number rash. "The restrictions have their conference, that have changed the tra- Michigan cheerleading adviser Don of travelling cheerleaders in football is advantages," Steenlage said. "It ditional form of cheerleading. Triveline. reduced from 12 to six and there is no seems, though, that the Big Ten over- Now it's more than just rooting a These measures *wcvi e formed par- travelling for the basketball squads. reacted." On the other hand, Triveline team to victory. tially to insure +he safety of the squad "Split catches, front and back exten- said he was positively in favor of the During a one-week period in the fall and partially as an outcome of the two sions, and toe pitches are also not legislation. - m I CZ- 0 9 -x I-M~~~~~~~~~~~ i i i 03 m O-Ii ITo U.of Texas, Austin senior Vernon Tippen keeps a close eye on the target in preparation for hunting Mam (0 :z UJ &0- cnL" 0 Freestyle waterskier Vic Mosby, U. of Kansas senior, Senior Jay Cushman, U. of Texas back team member, pushes his limit even in takes to the air on a sunny day. imice u, i A rugDy piayer trian noNMes fighS to keep his shir on while evaling two defenders. A NorthTexas U. women's soccer club member tries to keep the ball away from a defender. a APRL 196Sa Sent Body I FEF NEWSPAPER 31 IU-- - THE. . .- .NATIONAL" . .-. ., - COLLEGI .- . . -,. - 6-. . %J I Graduation gowns and skiied a processional run to receive their diplomas at the without the bottom. The ceremony came off with only three wipe-outs and no Circumstan serious injuries. ERIKBORG ;**'V i J .f I ./! I I j ;; a* Football Continued From Page 25 To keep all the sports in business, the Athletic Department must deal in con- solidated financial statements. The re- venue generated by football helps sup- port the other teams, Groff said. "If we ran this strictly as a business, we'd eliminate 14 sports," he said. 'There's just no way some of them will make money. We stretch the dollars, primarily from football, to cover our other operations." For non-conference televised games, the NCAA gets four percent. Of the re- maining 96 percent, half is given to each team. The university's share is divided in half; half goes to the Southwest Con- ference, the other half goes to the Athle- tic Department. For conference games that are tele- vised, the NCAA gets four percent. Fif- teen percent of the remainder goes to leach team, and the rest goes to the Southwest Conference. So for non-conference games, Texas A & M receives 24 percent of the contract revenue. And- for confLerence games, they get about 14.4 percent of the money. For example, ESPN paid $590,000 for the television rights to the A & M-U. of Texas game. The NCAA got $23,600, the four percent assessment. The schools each received $84,960, and the Southwest Conference got $396,480, Groff said. Bowl games also bring in money, Groff said. The revenue from the Cotton Bowl game is divided three ways-37.5 percent of the money goes to each team, and 25 percent goes to the Cotton Bowl. Of the 37.5 percent share that comes to A & M, the Athletic Department keeps about $300,000. After this is de- ducted, A & M gets 15 percent of the leftover money. The remainder goes to the Southwest Conference. An information sheet published by the Aggie Club said A & Vfs share of the Cotton Bowl income was about $2.1 mil- lion. But A & M retained only $604,953 after sending about $1.5 million to the Southwest Conference. A & M has lost much of its revenue to the Southwest Conference, Groff said. If we were independent, we would be about $4.5 million richer. Of course, we've been successful the past three nears. There have been prior years vhen we would have been hurting if we hadn't had that money from the Confer- ence." r 1 - o w A- -Ad