764 4001 Volume 2. Number 19 Febrwory 5. 1973 Ryan, IUPUI faculty council clash

In November of last year the Faculty Council of IUPUI voted ua Education and submitted s report on the process to be used ui (he nominations of .a new chancellor for IUPUI The process recommended to President Ryan, of the IU system, was an accepted format to be used by s search rap session and screening committee The duties of this committee included finding and screening nominees for chancellor The committee s findings would be sent to on Wednesday President Ryan and the Board of Trustees for final consideration The student representatives to the Atkninistrative Council of November 30th, President Dr James R East. Associate the Education Department are Ryan contacted Dr Nagy of the Dean, IUPUI U n­ starting a series of “Rap Philosophy Dept and requested dergraduate Sessions" or informal open that he M xn it a report and list Dr LaForreal Garner, Or­ meetings with any student of nominees for the search and thodontics, School of Dentistry •4 seeking a career in the screening committee by Dec 1 Prof Judith Gerating. Dept education Meld The purpose of Dr Nagy promptly convened a Mathematical Science these meetings is to allow committee to answer the Dr Gerald Hartdagen. Dept students an effective voice on president's request A report of History the organising and improving of was submitted and held m Pres Mr. Grant Hawkins. Sr their education Ryan's office * (Alumni). They will listen to any Dr Jerry Leer (Alumni- problems, questions, or com­ Dentistry). Student Representatives to the Administrative Council of the ments every Wednesday from Dr. Fredlaad (Polisci). a J Gus Ltebeno* Acting, Vice Education Deportment: Mike Rains, Chris Lindborg. Kothy Huge) 2:00 to 4:00 p.m. at CA 201. member of the All University . President for Academic Affairs. and Tom M iltxm (Left to right) The Atkninistrative Council is Faculty Cotmcil indicated that Bloomington formed by 4 faculty, 4 ad­ the council report was ignored The Honorable Richard ministration members and 4 by the presidmt '■ - office Dr Lugar. Mayor, City of In Committee studies student representatives and the F red and also pou out that • • ^ Dean of the Department (who the search should Dr Harold Mamford t Alumni- has no voting power). have studeot representatives Medicine), Bloomington. 47401 The cotmd) desires that this serving on It. Don Curtis, Dr Paul Nagy. Dept of grant availabilities kind of organisational structure President of the Student Body Philosophy will set- an example for other was recommended akx^ with s Dr Arthur Norms. Der­ Dr. John C. Buhner. Vice Dr. Buhner also sold that the departments in IUPUI and that graduate student. matology Chancellor and Dean of the planning group asked him to soon they might -incorporate Mrs Georgia Belle Nyiand Faculties, has announced the make it clear that it will seek students in their governmental (Alumni Niniog). appointliniment m of an ad hoc ideas from the entire university systems The Search and Screening Dr John R. O ....ughlm. p l a n n i nj g |group to consider ways community and that any Committee was announced In School of Engineering whereby IUPUI might respond suggestions, ideas, or proposals Bloomington on Jan 30th Dr C.W Pitting!. Vice to opportunities available in the should be communicated to Dr. Sociology f President, Eh Lilly k Company grant program of the Indiana McGeever, whose university The members of the Chan­ Prof. Samuel Roberson, Committee for the Humanities extension number is BM2 cellor Search and Screen Herron School of Art Some $150,000 00 is availablefor Individuals or groups may club votes Committee are Dr H F Robinson, Provost. the entire state for the fiscal also contact diretHly Dr. Martin % # Pm-due University. year 1972-73 and a number of Sullivan, Executive Director for Sardis will hold elections for the Indiana Committee for the Dr Latranne Sams. School of grants have already been made the 1973 officers soon The club Dr Bernard Bogar, Chair Humanities, whose adchess is Nirsing has decided to support the equal man. Dept of Economics Professor Rudolph R The theme announced by the Owen Hall, Room 308, Indiana rights amendment and to work Dr. Michael Cohen. Schneber. Normal C o II« k * Indiana Committee for the University, Bloomington against the restoration of capital Education Mr Roscoe E Stovall Humanities for the current year punishment Two petitions will Mr Donald Curtis, President (Graduate Student) for which proposals will be The membership of the local be circulated during the up­ of Undergraduate Student Body. Chairsaaa. -Dean Cleon H considered is “ Government and planning group is Dr. Patrick coming week The petitions will IUPUI Foust I.U. Indianapolis Law the Family ” The purpose of the McGeever. Dr. Miriam be sibmitted to the Indiana Mr Joseph S. Dawson School project is to bring to bear upon Langsam, Dr. Edmond Byrne, Legislature. A work-release (AJumni-Purdue). Broad Ripple public policy issues the value ' Dr. Lauranne Sams, Mr program will be discussed in one Lumber (Business) systems traditionally identified Kwame Mumina, Dr. M E of the future meetings Two field Mr John Diehl Alumna- by academic humanists, and to Robertson, and Mrs. Joyce trips to the sex institute at I U School of Business), Ernst 6 show how these values might be Williams The group chose Dr. will be announced Ernst (Business). usefully employed by people in • McGeever, Assistant Professor Students interested in helping families to consider their of Political Science, as their in the petition circulation and relationship to ongoing or chairm an the membership drive are asked proposed governmental policies to contact Nick Petropoulos Fabrvory 5, 1973 2

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There are a few more rules we would like to add for Registration Sure the system is tedious and slow but while you have been going to school the Registrar and his staff have been working and all through the Christmas vacation they have been preparing for your next semester RULE TH R E E Check and know beforehand if you are on the checklist and take measures to remove your name before registration RU LE FOUR Have a student I D card, these cards are imprinted with the information needed on your class cards RULE F IV E Read your class calendar and know when you are to register your bucking the system slows the system down RULE SIX U*arn from past experience and read the information in the catalogue about registration, drop-ad. and the refund policy You will find a wealth of material in this source To all the folks in the Registrar s office, to the Bursar and to the people in CA 133 a hearty well done and thank you' Sagamore seminar

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For available to each Division, as spilt up by the Constitution the color TV If there is a lounge 1 walk in I see a new (ace Thai example, let s look at the 3fth 1 Agriculture and Home Economics downtown with i TV no onr office is usually open and p*»ple street campus and the down 2 Business knows about it And. of course wander in and out town campus They share many 3 Dental School <#ou have windows at street Well the list goes on and on things They are both s part of 4. Education Downtown you stare at (he I guess I haven l really ex the same utiversity They both 5. Engineering. Science and Technology multi colored or carpeted walls plained my original statement have many different types of < Graduate School of Social Services The people are even differ mi but maybr I ve given you some courses They both have student 7 Herron Everyone it seems at 31th idea of whai I mean To service offices, student ac­ 8 U w street is a CPT, EET. or Physics rephrase an old adagr The tivities offices, placement of­ 9 Medical School major Downtown everyone is more things are the same the fices. senate offices, lounges, 10 Normal College AGU uidectdrd and, of course, newspaper o f­ more they are different 11. Nursing and Allied Health fices After that rundown you 'Especially at It P I T 12. School of Liberal Arts are apt to think that both 13. University Division campuses are the same However, that is not the case The two campuses share these Only students enrolled within a Division may run for that Divisional things, but they have some Seat subtle and glaring differences THE PLANNED For example, there is s rule st 38th street that there is to be no COMMUNITY Also in the Senate are eighteen “ At Large Seats," which any eating, smoking, or thinking in student at IU PU I is qualified to run for. provided that he-she is not on the class rooms Granted, most Academic or Disciplinary Probation faculty and students choose to Featuring There will be Fall and Spring Elections, with the Student Body i£iore this rule, but it is still • lighted Tenms Court there Downtown, however, you • All Electric Of Kitchens President and Vice-President being elected in the Fall, along with At- have a different situation • Completely C upeled Students are very taken aback Large Senators, and the Divisional Senators being elected in the • Ceramic Tiled Bathrooms when they are asked by their Spring Election. • Individual Storage Lockers instructor not to smoke, eat, or • Game Rooms think in cists In fact, in the rare • Swimming Pool The Student Body President is given the power of appointing caaes where an instructor does students to University committees, with the approval of the Senate make this request, students take • Laundry facilities The President is also given the power to: 1 represent the student body an immediate rebellious type • Community Hall in matters of student affairs, 2. to suggest legislation to be presented to attitude toward him her At the • Sauna the Senate, 3. to act upon Senate legislation or disregard it (subject to a 38th street campus there is a 1 A 2 Bedroom Apartments possible two-thirds vote by the Senate which would force lum ber to juke box in the lounge-cafeteria 2 A 3 Bedroom Townhouse* take action.) just as there is downtown But I either it doesn't work or Beginning at S1S2 SO everyone is afraid to try it The Student Body Vice-President is given the power to: 1 preside 34th Street because it is never in use over all Senate meetings, 2 to decide on the number of. and mem Near Georgetown Rd Downtown, on the other hand, bership of all Senate committees, subject to Senate approval, and 3 to music is blasting about SO per 291 3024 vote in the case of tie votes cent of the lim e And, at 38th street, if you have a class on the Office Open Daily 9 6 Sunday 1-6 The Senate is given the powers to: 1 control all monies of the 3rd floor, you walk up to the Student Government. 2 control the election of new Senators and the third floor Downtown, this is M ove up to in seating of newly elected Senators, as well as those already mentioned unheard of Even if your class is only ten steps up from where A H M Graves Community you are. you take the elevator Also in the Constitution are impeachment procedures for dismissing the Student Body President. Vice-President as well as Senators The Constitution ahfb allows for very restricted use of Prosy The Opinion Page is a forum voting, and includes the order of succession, parliamentary authority, NORTH*fST and the process for amending the Constitution for the discessios and criticism of ideas and issues of the cam pul community If you would like to receive a copy of the Constitution in full, please Opinions contributed mnst he go to the downtown Senate office. CA 239, or the office of Student typed and signed with the Services. CA 322 author's name and address

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Tomorrow worth seeing

By JOHN W ILD ‘Tom orrow’ is a very sen sitive motion picture, and is not for the masses Therefore this William Faulkner inspired screenplay may not linger much longer in the area unless the serious movie-goers show the theatre owners that we can sigiport good films The show began over the weekend at the Vogue and the new Speedway Cinema It stars Robert Duvall, who shows yet another side to T>iK JUNKYARD PEOPLE -These are the stars of Steelyard his various talents in the role of Blues, ihe new Warner Bros picture about some people who live Jackson Fentry Cast opposite among dilapidated automobiles and crumbling old Navy planes Left him is the hauntingly beautiful to right in the plane above are . Jane Fooda. Peter % Olga BeUin. who alio portrayed Boyle. Garry Goockow and John Savage The film, a comedy filmed in the role an the Broadway stage Oakland. C a lif. was directed by Alan Myerson and produced by Tony The screenplay be Horton Foote Bill and Michael and Julia Phillips captires all that is truly Faulkner s book about a man living near Tigieio. Mississippi. Fonda plays Population - in the » ' s Jackson Fentry is a man des lined to the desperation on his hooker, again problems era Beilin, as Sarah Eubanks, is a tragic figure in her A disorganized caper to steal a own right, meeting Fentry at the control panel for a vintage PB Y published end of her demanding days from a Naval Air Base becomes She comes by the sawmill where the critical moment in a hair he is a caretaker, exhausted, raising new film comedy called Defined as “ the problem of cold, and bearing a child her * Steelyard Blues ” The problems” by the Director- husband dufcTt want Fentry Union Building protagonists, such as they are, General of the World Health takes her in, almost forcing her include , Donald Organization, the global threat to gfay over Christmas day, and Sutherland. , John of overpopulation is discussed later falls in love with her He Savage. Garry Goodrow and ex ten sively in The t a ile d makes plans that she knows will FOOD SERVICE Nations and the Population never come about, as Sarah The Warner Bros release was Quest too. a Population Council senses her impending death directed by Alan Myerson and Book by Richard Symonds and Sarah bears the child in the produced by Tony Bill and Michael Carder (McGraw-Hill. . spring, but diet soon after, but Cafeteria * Snack Shoppe Michael and Julia Phillips Mrs » 9Si not before allowing Fentry to Phillips explains something of The book traces the origins of summon a preacher and marry what it s all about the highly controversial debate them Sarah dies as a relatively Breakfast - Lunch - Dinner "It's a group action film about overpopulation to the days young woman, but as the Jane. Donald. Peter and the of the League of Nations There, midwife has stated “ she was others all have very definite and the right of governments to seek played out Fentry raises the —Sugar Shack— separate ch aracteristics, but to alter population trends was child as his own. only to have the they all seem to meld and work not contested—but any tragedy of losing him some Carry-out pastry from our Bakery. together Jane is a hooker. reference to birth control, either years later to Sarah's kin The Donald a petty thief and three as a population policy measure story is told through the eyes of time loser Peter Boyle is an or as an element in maternal a young lawyer who years later escapee from a mental in­ health, was strictly censored is confronted by a shooting in­ stitution. once a circus per The authors go on to the early, volving the child, and Jackson former and human fly. thus insuccessful attempts to involve Fentry as the lone juror that At our Hideaway Library Basement given to excesses in costumes WHO and UNESCP (the U N hung the jury “ Tomorrow” is and everything else " Educational. Scientific, and an intense motion picture, and Cultural Organization), in Duvall's characterization is The characters conduct their family planning “as a alone worth the price of ad Entrees - Sandwiches - Pastry raid on the Naval Air Base to prophylaxis against over- mi&sicfti This film captures the steal the panel because they are population and war ” The spirit that is William Faulkner, trying to assemble an old PB Y factors which brought about and the times that were Tupelo, plane They waift to use it to changes of policy in the U N Mississippi ...yesterday and Prepared Daily travel around the world and visit agencies in the mid-60s are forever such events as demolition analyzed, and their involvement derbies in action programs is described A final section deals with the new role which the U N system has been called upon to play in Freebies relation to this perennial, major MacBeth I problem Using population as a case study, the authors seek to at Herron identify the factors which A limited number of free determine the policies and tickets are available for a programs of international special midnight sbowtag of a Try-Out Marian College will present a organizations, and the effect of new film starring Jane Fonda. special performance of the this in turn on policies of Donald Sutherland and Peter Shakespeare classic . Mac national governments Boyle. Steelyard Bines will be The Spench and Theatre Department will be holding try-outs on Beth, at the Herron School of Richard Symonds is shown at 12 midnight. Friday. Feb 7 and 8 for the play “ Mean to be Free,” the story of Harriet Art The play, itider the Representative in Europe for Feb. Mb at the Georgetown Tubman and the underground railroad The try-outs will be held at drection of Jack O'Hara, will be the U N Institute for Training Theatre. These tickets are 7:30 p.m in the M Building, room M il The play is geared for • U> 12 presented at the Herron and Research Michael Carder available at the Student Activity year olds and will be toured There are parts available for four women Auditoruen February 10. at 2 works with the U N Fund for Office at the Union Building, and and five men Black students are especially encouraged to come Stage p m Population Activities in New the Student Service offices and artistic crew positions are also open. The cast and crew positions The general public is invited York Downtown and 38tb St. are open to all students enrolled at IUPU1 to attend s Fibfuory 3. 1973 SCCA Davis Seals and McTell timeless presents Crofts turn By JACK WIDNER new rally old & new THE ENGLISH it on at 1C FOLKSCENE RALPH M rTtlX Munster, Indiana-On Any Miles Davis freak* out a s usual, McTell has s lot to Bt JAC K W H IM H Ralph McTeU is • recent artist February 17 and It, 1973. the say “ When I Was A Cowboy is there’ No. wail' Back o ff ONE Dropitr tome annoying time for the L P Listener, but far from Indiana Northwest Region of the a look back to chikliood and the AT A T IM E " delays it teemed worth the wail being a newcomer to the general Sports Car Club of America will alley cowboy, mom being the There now. that s much a* Seals A Croft* entertained a music scene He’s been playing present its premier rally, the sheriff “ G ypsy" it just that, better Today s history lesson is packed house at the It' gym guitar for quite awhile now, and Infernal Nocturnal The 13th about gypsies and their way of called Miles Da sis Csllecuw » nasium January 27th Hilled un it has taken him across Europe running of this all ^ugh( TSD life, and its on this track that Items It’s on Prestige Records radio as what may he the best to play in dubs, halls, and on the event will be sponsored by someone really shot to hell a fine < PR 24022> and it s all about how acoustic shows m Indy in a streets of the Largest cities of Dunes Volkswagen and Car X album McTell has a clear deep Miles Davis set out to become while There was the usual Europe Asone ad put it. ‘There Auto Centers European m voice that is flexible enough to The World s Greatest Trumpet lorty minute delay before the* is something very real and spired with no early penalty, it reach the high notes But there’s Player and to make the world show opened First was a group timeless about Ralph M c T e ll” . will cover 200 plus miles in eight a limit, and the voice breaks on safe for mother apple pie and whose name is a hit lust e\ en to The impression is that Ralph is a hours SCCA classes A and B one note It happens twice, and ja il trumpeters themselves, but were tailed minstrel, one of a vanishing will provide balanced com why they left it there 111 never And according to Playboy * D eep Throat Well whatever, breed, whose business is to sing petition Awards galore include know "Gypsy " ends in s ringing Jazz Rock A llStar* Poll, he s they were hard In swallow The and bring happiness to folks stainless steel trophies to 10 hand style Visconti in McTell's music Its album it might be nice to see The music is (he now prac and Greer now Ralph and his guitar, plus blows it what Gene Clark was doing all tically defunct dance hand style some fine piano pliying Backup these yean Early L.A S m b ii that ruled music throughout the is provided by Visconti and wife speak out is a good place to look This thirties, forties and early fifties Mary vocally while Visconti album is a rerelease, the Listening to Davis s early plays sitar and recorders. All Oat: Nils Lofgren and Grin original being recorded in 1966 trumpet you can see patterns One of the w orlds mos‘ Danny Thompson appears on that influenced his later playing Probably one of the least under the title of Geae Clark prestigious debating clubs fh< double baas and Laurie Allen hut that's about the only thing Cambridge 'England t'nioi. exciting albums in recent weeks with the (toadln Brother* This ham let percussion that has held over into his recent Debating Society, will consider is the new Nils Lofgren release was before the legendary albums listening to On Hie the highly charged issue of Nils and his back-up group, Dillard and Clark team up C om er you can't seem to put the Grin, have released ten of the We all know about the famous womens liberation February two trumpets together Who 12th at H 00 p m on the Public most boring songs in recent splinter groups from the Byrds knows5 Maybe Miles Davis Broadcasting Services Spec rat history This album is a sad Crosby, Stills. Nash and Young* became The World's Greatest of the Week follow up to his previous albums, and the H ying Bum to Brothers Trumpet Player a little too late The program A Cambridge which were quite tolerable were making it in the music Bill Lutholtz Nils has never been known for business, while Qene Clark was Debate on Women's lab will his heavy lyrics, and All Oet is going unnoticed feature guest debaters tier mame Greer and William F even firth er proof of this claim The moat unusual thing about Buckley. Jr Most of the lyrics sound like a this album is the outstanding Frank Zappa satire of rock and studio musicians that played on Dr Greer will speak in favor of the motion that this House roll musk it Glen Campbell. Mike Clark. supports the Women's Ain't love nice Doug Dillard. Chris Hillman. makes you want to dance Earl Palmer. Van Dyke Parks. Liberation Movement Buckley will sprak against the motion Ain't love fun Leon Russell jnd Clarence lord, it keeps you on the run White all play at one point or The debate will be seen locally on than net 2 0 H ie album was produced by another on this album David Briggs Briggs was Noteable cuts on the album Buckley has debated twice at reqxxisibie for the first three are “ Tried So Hard, the Cambridge in the past once Neil Young albums closest thing to an old Byrds against novelist James Baldwin Technically, it is a fine albun. sound and “ Echoes.” a well - when he lost, and once against but Lofgren has misaed the mixed studio piece economist John Kenneth mark this time The album is worth buying, Galbraith when he won Dr eanecially if you are a Byrd fan. Greer was herself a post old or new graduate at Cambridge 6 HOW ARE THINGS AT HOME? Ind. 37 C------\ By JOHN W ILD Long distance aiii] is the next One of the interesting developments in college is a fact curve grading Curve grading is that tricky device that best thing to being there. And turns a 49 per cent into a B minus, whereas a 43 back in grade would mean an F period Now a curve may protect a i you can save money by calling cases of exams that tend to be real bears, but it has its bad f nights or weekends. somebody in that same exam (where you scored 49 per cent) Si so u per cent, that pointybeeded person has done whalrts known as ‘ setting the curve," and put you behind the eight ball in the process What is grating however is that usually that person is only that particular coirse, whereas you are pulling down around 15 hours and carrying as many pounds of books around They have all week to study, which is often five times more hours that you can afford to devote to that subject Now we get to the question we might do well to ask Is it necessarily fair to lump full time and part time students into the same grading system, or for that matter, into the same workload7 I think that it is not necessarily fair, but pooder a more equitable solution Should we abolish curve grading7 Or would it be easier to note on a student’s transcripts that he is either a full time or part-time student And should therefore—we establish two sets of course requirements toward this end. making work somewhat more time consuming for the part^ime student, or perhaps throw all reason out the window, and make everything easier for all In the end it would seem to come down to this—are we actually trying to be a an academic institution, or just another community college where people go to pais the time and show off their academic prowess

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Weil kiddies once again someooe has called my column a bunch of trash You have to be a real mind to find that out Sure it's trssh. (note: the word “ it's” in the foregoing sentence is spelled correctly). I feel that my writing is fimney 1 get a big laugh every time 1 read myself l^et in take a look at humor What is it7 What causes the chuckles ■V to rise inside us7 Humor if you ask me is the looking at our surround ings while standing on our heads. What is one of the first things you notice if you stand on your head in the lobby of a large building7 You'll ( 2 ) Indiana Bell notice a lot of people looking at you Watch these people while they are watching you. You will see that they are all walking aroun on the cieling Another thing you will see is that all the doorways are made with a little harrier at the bottom so that it would seem that the people would have to make a little step up if they were going to go through the JL. door, but instead they jsut walk right through with little or no effort at all You will start to ask yourself "W hy aren’t these people falling down like in the big boat m ovie?” Standing on your head is the first step toward finding the meaning of humor The next step is to stand on your feet for a while Everything NEW SHOW EVERY XXX will look really funny Everyone will be walking around on the floor FRIDAY You might sit there and laugh for a while, and someone might come up and ask you what you’re laughing at and you’ll say “ Look at how everyone is walking ” He will just look at you and walk away 16 ADULT From here on in, wherever that is. if you really look at things you’ll WEST COAST FILMS IN find how reallly funny they are. Take a good look at a necktie. Ask yourself "W hy a necktie7’ * There is no reason in the world for one COLOR WITH Take a look at the people sitting in the lane of traffic going in the n opposit direction of you They just sit there staring blankly in front of n r r * ith this coupon ■ themselves. Have you ever really considered what tt would take to clogg up one U r r *T the FESTIVAL of those toilets at school7 Consider a building being built with no windows except at the'top The reasoning behind this being that it is Feb. 7 thro Feb. 14 I easier to heat and cool a box when there is only one place for the cool or heat to get out Tk* thatrt tkal growth c im to ImJtmapolit' To get back to humor, ha. ha, have you seen anything funnier than a nice looking car a x that has been jacked-up in the back until the fOt DETAILS t PUITHEI INFORMATION CALL headlights shine straight down onto the pavement7 The philosephy being that the thing will go faster down hill 353-8021 Chipurcell on laughing ha. ha, ha, ha, ha. ha, ha, ha, ha. ha, ha. ha. ha. ho. bo. ho. ho. bar, 2Vi Hour* of tho Finost Adult Ent*rt*inm *ntl | bar. har, oh hell, ha ha! W ARNING: Our films ar* graphic & explicit; If you may - b * o ffa n d a t f, d o n o t a tt e n d . . ______

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SUMMER, FALL . FEBRUARY* CLASS SKE0S Indiana Wing Civil Air Patrol. 9 00 a m . Union BEINC PREPARED Plastic Surgery. 7:30a rrv, Union Campus Ministry, 11 00 a m . Union Occupational Therapy Accreditation, 9 00 a m , Union Alpha kappa Alpha. ) 00p m . Union Manpower Talk Force—CHE, 10 00 a m., Union Questions are be*ng asked Kappa Alpha Psi, 5 00 p m . Union about availability ot the Public Health Nursing. 10 00a m , Union IUPUI Black Student Union. 4 JOp^i . Union Continuing Education-School of Nursing. 10 00 a m . Union summer and fail class sc heduies Oynaeetcsot Interpersonal Relations. 11 30 a m , Union for IUPUI The schedules are now being Indianapolis Fly Casters Club, 7 00 p.m , Union prepared by departments and Jesus Students Fellowships 9:30 p.m., Union______Following It the currant schedule tar student recruitment at the printed booklets will be IU P U I Students interested in interviewing tar careers th o u * sign up available for student* on March FEBRUARY 4 two weeks in advance of interview date All interviews wMi be h e * in 19 one week poor to advance the Krannert Building at the Xth Street Campus intermetten is registration for tali classes furnished by the IU P U I Placement Office There will be a three week ad Occupational Therapy Accreditation, 9 00 a m ., Union Feb 4. Indianapolis Life Insurance C o. ell areas for sales A sales vance registration period begm Afro American Studies—IHETS. 10a.m . Union m gm t, Jan 23 nmg March 7* Summer session Dynamics of Interpersonal Relations. 11:30 a m . Union Feb 7, Modern Woodmen of America ins Co . BS Mgmt 1 Admin, registration is May 10 It Family Planning, 1 30 p.m., Union Mktg for salts A sates m gm t, Jan 24 RCC Staff, 3 00 p.m., Union Feb 7. Farm Bureau insurance C o, BS all areas of Bus 1 Lib 12 SEATS LEFT Great Lakes Region of Planned Parenthood Association, 6 30 p m . Arts. AAS/CPT. Jan 24 Union Feb 9. American Fletcher National Bank, MBA, BS All areas ot FOR MEXICO TRIP Red Cross Senior Life Saving, 7 00 p m , Union Butinass, May grads only, Jan 25 Indiana Feline Association, 7:30 p m., Union * Adult Probation Dept Dayton OH. MSW all areas of Lib Arts Indiana Society of Implant Dentistry, 7 30 p m . Union Stats are going tas» tor the especially BA Psych A Soc Jan 25 sprmg break flight to Acapulco Fab 9. FMC - Link Belt, BS Acctg. MET. EET - May grads only Menco arranged by the Student Jan 24 Flight Office m the Union FEBRUARY 7 * Feb 9. Lester Witte A Co . BS/Acctg Jan 74 Mrs Helen Zapp reports only Feb I t U S Air- Force, will have table set up to talk with persons 17 spaces are available now for interested in Officer Programs, no ngn-up sheet the charter flight wh.ch leaves Occupational Therapy Accreditation, 9 00 a m., Union Feb I t Aetna Lift A Casualty Co , not yet determined. Jan 79 March 3 and returns March 10 Admissions Committee, 9.00 a m , Union Feb I t Arthur Andersen A Co BS Acctg . Jan X The package for flight lodging Great Lakes Region of Planned Parenthood Association. 9 00 a m , Feb I t Acacia Mutual insurance Co., all areas tor sales, Jan X m the El Presidente Hotel and Union * Feb 14. New York Life Insurance Co. BS Acctg. Fin. Mgmt A ta«es is 1329 40 No passport is Student Senate Film Series, 12 00 noon. Krannert Student Lounge. 39th Admin. Mktg, Jan 31 required St Campus Feb 14, Social Security Administration, MSW BS. BA/ali areas ot Full details are available from Statewide Laryngectomy Committee, 5:00 p m , Union liberal arts. Jan 31 Mrs Zapp 264 9?6S Red Cross Water Safety instructors Review Course, 9 45 p m.. Union Feb 15. Public Service Indiana. BS AcctQ. Fin Mgmt A Admin. Mktg. IDE. EET, MET. AAS'EET. Feb 1 Feb 15. Meridian Mutual Insurance Co all areas for sales A salts FEBRUARY 9 mgmt., Feb 1. Feb 14. Haskins A Sells. BS Acctg , Feb 2 ALL-IUPUI DANCE Feb 19, Allen Bradley. BS EET Feb 5 Nursing Education. 9 00 a m .fjnion Feb 20 21. Firestone Tire A Rubber Co Nobiesvillt. IN SET FOR FEB. 14 RCC Senior Staff. 9 30 a m.. Union BS/Acctg, Mgmt A Admin. Mktg, MET, IS. EET, IDE. Feb 4 Indiana Committee for the Humanities, 10 00a m . Union Feb 21. Firestone Tire A Rubber Co : Akron. OH BS Mgmt A A Valentine s Day dance w*u Faculty Labor Advisory Committee, 1:30 p m , Union dmin for retail sales mgmt Feb 7 be held *n the IUPUI Union M355. Nursing Care of the Adult. 1 30 p m . Union Feb X. 21. U S Navy, will have table set up 20th 39th St 2ist Building Feb 14 from 4 to ?7 IUPUI Faculty Council. 3 X p m . Union avanaugh Halt, no sign-up sheets p m Red Cross Water Safety Instructors. 7 00 p m . Union Feb 21. Ernst A Ernst BS Acctg. Feb 7 The two b*g dances so tar have Feb 22, GtorgeS'OliveACo , BS'Acctg Feb 9 been eitraordmariiy *ur t essM Feb 23. Cltiiens Gas A Coke Utility. BS CPT IS. MET according to Student Activity FEBRUARY 9 AS/Chem Tech. CPT. MET. Feb 9 Board planners This one also Feb 23, Lybrand. Ross Bros A Montgomery BS Acctg. Feb 9 should continue th.s trad • • ,n Feb 24. State Farm insurance, all areas lor sales Feb 12 All students m ail un.t* are IHETS—Board of Directors, I 30a m , Union Feb 27. Peat. Marwick. Mitchell A Co BS Acctg Feb 13 invited It 1% free and mws < writ Image Editorial Board. 9 00a m . Union Feb 77. G C Murphy Co . all areas for mgmt trainees Feb 13 be provided by the Alice ■ * — Area Agents Committee on Selection of Para-Professional Awards. Feb 29 Powers Regulator Co . not yet determined Feb 14 Wonderland aggregation K149. 10 00 a m , 39th S> Student Activity Officers, 11 00am , Union » Muslim Student Association 17 X p m . Union NEXT SKI TRIP University Degree Program Proposal Review Committee, 2 00 p m . NEW BLOOP Union IS FEB. 23-26 Local #1477,3 00 p.m., Union SOUGHT FOR Radiology Seminar. 4:15 p.m., Union IF IT SNOWS Christian Medical Society Friday Night Clinic. 7 X p m . Union ACTIVITY BOARD Although the first Student Ac The ne*t meeting of the Stu FEBRUARY 10 fivity Board ski trip scheduled a dent Activity Board will be week ago was cancelled. Tuesday Feb 13. H I p m f another b*g trip »s planned for Students who w«sh to serve on Image Editorial Board. 9:00a m . Union the Feb 24 weekend the board and be involved m American Instituteof ProfessionalGeologists. 11:0 0 a m . Union This time, the activity will go some o< the e*ot»ng activities Indiana Baptist College, 7 00p m , Union north, to the Carousel Ski ' bemg planned, are invited to Square Dance. New Group—Jack Hays, 9 00 p m., Union Restort. near Holland. Mich All attend details art available in the Stu­ * The meeting Will be on the dent Activity Office, Union Meiienme floor of the Umon Building, or phone 244 9265 Budding \ 8

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Dean Ralph E McDonald announced today that the In The Teaching Committee of the Indiana University School of . diana University School of Dentistry has a new idea far Dentistry has received a 886,2)1 grant for scholar ship* and loans presenting “ The Drama of from the Robert Wood Johnson Teaching for their Third An nual Interim Teaching Con Foundation of Princeton. New Jersey. ference

The Third Annual Interim Charles Battle lorry Dodge Dean McDonald said, “ We have a serious dental manpower Teaching Conference is to be shortage in Indiana and the held on Tuesday, February 8th, r scholarship and loan program from 3:20pro - 8pm in Room will be very helpful in attracting Si 16 of the Dental B uikfc* (in minority students and also the new wing) Metros have students from the rural areas in our state ” loss weekend Some of their topics include The Foundation was Sprucing up lectures, In­ T established in 1888 by the late structing one-to-one, using voice General Robert Wood Johnson, and gestures, assessing who died in 1888 and left the bulk audience (clast) response, of his estate to the Foundation developing • smite of tuning telling an anecodote to make a rtu days of January 26 and 27 point, getting over stage fright, The grant is administered by wa> I hr* lype of weekend which also. evaluations and the American Fund for Dental th«- Metros could do without suggestions regarding dental Education under guidelines teaching situations Friday nighl they fell prey to established by the Foundation .Southern Illinois Edwardsulle 110 62. while Saturday afternoon Kim lease leon Nellinger they let a close on with I.U • The program entitled “ Advice The Robert Wood Johnson Southeast get away, 89 86 on Teaching Techniques and Foundation grant provides Joe UtlbeUer and Kon Wright February 8 and 10, the Metros Demonstrations by Teachers of support over the next four scored 23 points apiece in take to the road against Indiana Drama” will be given by academic years for scholarship leading Southeast to a come State of Evansville and St professionals of the state and J. A. Fair goers and loan awards to women from behind victory over the Metnrad. two teams the Metros theater. Professor George students, students from rural Metros have previously beaten They Wilieford, chairman, Butler backgrounds, and those from The Metros led through most return home Feb 17 and 20 to get MET gift University Drams Department, the nation s black, American of the game but a 32 point a well known actor and director host I U East and Southern Indian, Mexican American, and second half by Southeast will be aided by Professor Dan lllinois-Edwardsville Game Puerto Rican populations In­ dwindled their lead in the time is 2:00 p m for I.U. East Scuro also of the Butler Drama Students and staff of the dividual recipients and the waning minutes of the contest. and 7 30 p m for S Illinois The Department in presenting the IlIPUI Manufacturing amounts granted will be The Metros suddenly found program They also shall bring regular season will be .ter Technology Department determined by the Indiana themselves down by . 3 points minated on the road Feb 23 and with them the Butler Players. with only seconds remaining, prepared an exhibit for the University School of Dentistry. 24 against Purdue N Central 20,000 youth and parents who tarry Dttdge was at the charity and 7.U.-North west stripe where he hit two for his attended the Indianapolis Junior It* h and 2«h points of the game. Achievement Fair at the Civic Center over the weekend However, after the free tosses, Feature of the exhibit was the Metros had left two induction molded key rings with Southeast players wide open at Classified ads February 8 the IUPUI symbol The gift item the other end and a quick court- was prepared to show one of the N lto e o Secretaries to at»**l student >OS MUMTIMSt—Tour readme, wail length pass put the margin bach body president *d it *etm* toet toe Kim Lease, and Marc Coapatick Credit available engineering technology, and managing editor thought someone we* netted 9. 6. and 5 respectively Indiana State Evansville leAtfto around and threw it out Chip mechanical drafting and design M * SOM while Tom Swam and James Gill technology The exhibit was each scored a field goal Wanted One Outmost manager to work prepared entirely by the tor a young »>p.rmgcotta?* newspaper Away 8:00 department faculty and students •

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