El Ganja Code

El Ganja Code By: Shabab el Ganja For, All The Ganja Smokers Out there… “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” - Bob Marley Sativa vs. Indica • Energizing & Uplifting • Stimulates creativity and thoughts • Promotes sense of well-being à Day Time • Relieves headaches and migraines • Reduces nausea • Stimulates the appetite • Relieves depression • Relaxing & Laid back • Relieves pain and aches • Reduces anxiety & stress • Aids sleep à Night Time • Reduces inflammation • Helps relieve spasms and seizures • Stimulates the appetite Table of Contents Introduction………………………. V What is Ganja……………………VI Ganjictionary……………………. VII Origin……………...……………. VIII Map…………….……...……………. IX The Ganja Code…..………..…. 10-41 Violation………....………………….42 Punishment………………..…..43-44 Signatures……………………. 45-46 Ganja Games……………..……47-49 Roll Here……………………………50 Introduction hether you know it or not everybody has an addiction, this addiction could be W (Alcohol, pills, cocaine or even coffee) but our addiction happen to be the “Ganja”. For many years people try to figure out a way to have THC in their body to make them feel high. They found out “Ganja” could be smoked, vaporized, and eaten. These are the three main ways of consuming “Ganja”. Scientists and stoners are still experimenting with Ganja to figure out more ways to be safe and healthier while getting high. You also had many questions about “Ganja”. If you could throw it? If you can take some just for you? Etc.… Now with the “Ganja Code” you will have all your questions answered! What is Ganja? Ganja is Marijuana—also called weed, herb, pot, grass, bud, Mary Jane, and a vast number of other slang terms—is a greenish-gray mixture of the dried flowers of Cannabis sativa. Some people smoke marijuana in hand-rolled cigarettes called joints; in pipes, water pipes (sometimes called bongs), or in blunts (marijuana rolled in cigar wraps) Marijuana can also be used to brew tea and, particularly when it is sold or consumed for medicinal purposes, is frequently mixed into foods (edibles) such as brownies, cookies, or candies. The main psychoactive (mind-altering) chemical in marijuana, responsible for most of the intoxicating effects that people seek, is delta-9- tetrahydrocannabinol (THC). The chemical is found in resin produced by the leaves and buds primarily of the female cannabis plant. The plant also contains more than 500 other chemicals, including more than 100 compounds that are chemically related to THC, called cannabinoids Ganjictionary Bob: A fat joint Tot: The end of a joint Fire: Light the joint, blunt, or bong Shotgun: To exhale Ganja smoke into the mouth of another person Febreze: A product you use to get rid of the Ganja smell on your clothes after you smoke a fattie. Festik: Bad Ganja 5arban: Being high Hot Box: Smoking ganja in a small space (often a car) so you rebreathe the ganja smoke you exhale. Green or Kit-Kat: Ganja or Hash Cotton Mouth: When you’re mouth is dry and scratchy after smoking it up Rocks: Crumbs of Hash Shake: Crumbs of Ganja Pre-Rolled: Rolled a joint that hasn’t been lit yet Origin Marijuana has been used as an agent for achieving euphoria since ancient times; it was described in a Chinese medical reference traditionally considered to date from 2737 B.C. Its use spread from China to India and then to N Africa and reached Europe at least as early as A.D. 500. The first direct reference to a cannabis product as a psychoactive agent dates from 2737 BC, in the writings of the Chinese emperor Shen Nung. The focus was on its powers as a medication for rheumatism, gout, malaria, and oddly enough, absent-mindedness. Mention was made of the intoxicating properties, but the medicinal value was considered more important. In India though it was clearly used recreationally. The Muslims too used it recreationally for alcohol consumption was banned by the Koran. It was the Muslims who introduced hashish, whose popularity spread quickly throughout 12th century Persia (Iran) and North Africa. Where Ganja is actually legal: Where Ganja is legal in your head: The Ganja Code Article 1 Never turn down a smoke! Never! This is the definitive rule to live by! Explain: A ganja smoker can never turn down a smoke, except if he/she reaches the extreme high and can’t go past it. Article 2 A full bowl must always be emptied, an empty bowl must always be filled Explain: You cannot leave ganja in a bowl un- smoked for 24 hours, and you cannot have an empty bowl for 24 hours! Did You Know: George Washington grew pot. Washington wrote in letters on more than one occasion that he grew marijuana: “Began to separate the male from female plants rather too late … Pulling up the (male) help. Was too late for the blossom hemp by three weeks or a month.” Many today suspect he smoked weed to alleviate the pain caused by his 18th century dentures. Article 3 The person who rolled the joint or fills the bong get to start a fire. Explain: No matter whose bong, papers, or weed it is, the person who puts the effort in rolling or filling a bong gets to start a fire! Article 4 If someone rolls a nice joint/blunt, it’s good to give him/her a compliment on his/her rolling skills Explain: When someone spends time rolling a joint/blunt putting in hard work to make a nice looking joint/blunt, you should compliment them on their rolling skills to keep them excited and eager to learn, also it’s respect. Article 5 If someone starts bogarting the weed and uses the excuse that it’s “okay” for them to bogart it since it’s their shit, this is definitely not cool. The punishment depends on the quality and the quantity of the ganja Explain: NEVER BOGART! Article 6 When you’re high, try to be careful about the homeowner’s stuff. Being “so high” isn’t an excuse for breaking shit Explain: Don’t use your “highness” as an excuse for breaking shit, and be careful! Did You Know: Shakespeare dabbled in the marijuana. No, really. Researchers at South Africa’s University of the Witwatersrand tested 24 tobacco pipes from Shakespeare’s Stratford-upon-Avon property and found eight tested positive for cannabis residue. Article 7 If for some reason you are to break someone’s bong or pipe that you’re using, you’re obligated to buy him/her one of equal value in the near future Article 8 When smoking with someone in their house, don’t get ashes on the floor, unless that’s what the “homeowner” does. Did You Know? It takes 800 joints to kill a man. But there is no such thing as a marijuana overdose. Carbon monoxide poisoning would be the cause of death. Article 9 If you spill the bong, clean it up! And don’t forget to put water back in it! Article 10 Do not! I repeat, do not “Nurser the Weed “ Explain: When it’s your turn to take a hit, take your hit and then pass it on. Some people have the tendency to tell a story or something whenever it’s their turn and hold on to the shit for a long time Article 11 Don’t hold on to the lighter and play with it as a toy after you take a hit Explain: By playing with the lighter like a toy the gas inside it is released, this could result in empting the lighter. Did You Know? Eskimos have 100 words for snow; Americans have more than 200 words for marijuana.Bud. Chiba. Dank. Dope. Ganja. Grass. Herb. Mary Jane. Pot. Reefer. Trees. Weed. Kush. Chronic. Nug. And so on. Article 12 If you’re smoking with someone at his/her house, always offer to go on a food run Explain: it’s simply respect to the person who opened their house for you Article 13 If you’ve been invited to smoke with someone, don’t bring strangers along unless the person who invited you is alright with it Explain: Sometimes the person who invites you is not okay with a “Newbie”, he/she just wants to hang out with the people they know Article 14 Never Smoke and Run Explain: It’s very rude to smoke at the owner’s house/spot and then leave right away, unless they want you to. Article 15 If a friend gets you high sometimes in the future you need to get that friend high. Explain: It common sense and respect, when someone gets you high you have to get them high, same goes if someone smokes you out, you have to smoke them out Article 16 Don’t bitch about someone else’s shit being no good! If you don’t like it don’t smoke it Explain: Don’t keep whining about shit being bad, if you don’t like it, simply just don’t smoke it Article 17 Never say to someone who have smoked his/her shit with you “I’m not high”. Explain: if you have a strong head, you should never tell the person you smoked their shit that you are not high, just be quite and compliment the Ganja Did You Know: Legalizing pot would generate $8.7 billion in tax revenue annually. According to a Cato Institute study, taxes similar to those imposed on cigarettes and alcohol would lead to huge economic gains. The money used to regulate pot use and maintain incarceration of offenders ($800,000 a year) would also be saved. Article 18 If you buy Ganja from a friend or a friend of a friend, it’s polite to smoke with the person who sells you the shit! Explain: When buying shit from someone you know, it’s polite to smoke it with them, and it’s respect from the person who sold you the shit to only take ¼ (about 3-4 puffs) of the joint.

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