Administering People, Not Money BHE Initiates Staff Shake-Up, Faces Legal

Celebrate April Fools' Day read the Daily Scampus after page 8 Harry Hartley: administering people, not money

By JIM MrGANN permanent general employes at the buildings, like the Fieldhouse." Harry J. Hartley, UConn's retiring University," Hartley said. "This Hartley said he foresees continued vice-president of finance and ad- includes teachers, administrators, expansion by the University. In ministration, does not fit the mode of custodians, and secretaries. In 1977- addition to the new library. Hartley a stiff, formal university administra- 78. there were only 2,887 employes, said he expects a new multi-purpose tor. His interests go beyond just with more square footage to handle fieldhouse, a new Co-op bookstore and budgets and salaries to students and and the enrollment staying the same. a new Pathobiology Building to be teachers. They've had to do more with less," build in the future. Hartley also said Hartley is retiring Aug. 30 to return he said. he expects dorms to be upgraded for to teaching, writing, and research. Hartley said morale is becoming an fire safety. He has been with the University for issue among the University's profes- But perhaps the greatest rewards, six years — three of them as dean of sionals and classified workers. for Hartley, come from the "routine the School of Education, and the past "People feel they're being asked to functioning" of the University. three as vice-president for financeand do more. There is a greater work load "I'm proud of the level of service administration. on professional and classified em- from our routine services like the "One of the biggest problems we ployes," Hartley said. police, fire, physical plant employes, have is that the number of new Another concern for the future, said the running of shuttle buses, and buildings is up while there is less Hartley, "is trying to obtain addi- clearing of snow. We don't miss any I staff to handle it," said Hartley. tional resources, and money for the paychecks around here. We have alot "In 1975-76, there were 3,028 renovation of old equipment and of competent people." he said. Dr. Harry 3. Hartley (Honntttimt !a% (flumpus Serving Storrs Since 1896 loj_ VOL. LXXX1 NO. M STORRS, CONNECTICUT (203) 429-9384 FRIDA Y. MARCH 31. 1978 BHE initiates staff shake-up, faces legal fight

By CHARLES A. MOORE the staffs termination. least ten years may question the education," he said, but continued "1 The Board of Higher Education Klebanoff said the staff has been constitutionality of the legislation, he would be rather surprised if there (BHE) Tuesday took the first step in rehired, for 90 days — subject to a 30 said. would not be some major changes." its "staff shake-up" by dismissing day dismissal notice. The staff is the staff it had inherited from the old being used to ease the transition from Dismissing the old staff will allow The BHE. was created last year by Commission of Higher Education in the old Commission on Higher Edu- the new BHE commissioner and the General Assembly in response ot accordance with the legislation which cation to the BHE, he said. deputy commissioner to "choose calls for reforms in the state's established the BHE, its chairman At a speech given at UConn their own staff', Klebanoff said. organization of the higher education said Thursday. Monday, Klebanoff said the BHE is system. It is ultimately responsible BHE Chairman Howard Klebanoff "in for a nightmare of lawsuits and Many members of the staff will for policy and budgeting for Connec- said the staff was dismissed in legal battles" because of the dismis- probably be rehired on a permanent ticut's community and technical col- accordance with the legislation estab- sals. Members of the old staff, many basis "on the virtue of their past leges, from four-year colleges and lishing the BHE which set April 1 for of whom have been on staff for at experience and knowledge of higher UConn. Hartford delegates State Senate approves pledge for Kilhan bottle bill HARTFORD (UPI) — Hart- The delegate pledge was ford Deputy Mayor Nicholas apparently worked out this Carbone announced Thurs- week by Hartford Democrats HARTFORD (UPI) — The day that two-thirds of his who wanted to avoid a divi- Senate, by a 26-to-10 vote, city's delegates to the Demo- sive Democratic primary in Thursday gave final legisla- cratic State Convention have their city on May 2. tive approval to a bill requir- pledged to support Lt. Gov. At the city's recent Demo- ing a five-cent deposit on all Robert Killian fof governor. cratic caucus. 19 delegates beer and soda containers Killian immediately claim- pledged their support for sold in Connecticut. ed he now has enough dele- Grasso. while 13 went for gates to force Grasso into a Killian. The remaining 36 The Bill, which has been statewide primary next were uncommitted. debated for six years, was September. This opened the door for passed by the House last United Press International In a brief news conference at primary challenges by either week. City Hall, Carbone said 45 of Grasso or Killian. After the Charles H. Thornton, president of the consulting the city's delegates will back delegate announcement The bill was sent to gov. engineering firm [Lev Zetlin Associates] uses a plastic Killian and 22 will endorse Thursday, both candidates Ella Grasso. who has model to demonstrate his theory that design flaws caused Grasso at the Democratic said they do not plan to call pledged to sign it. It will take the collapse of the Hartford Civic Center Coliseum roof. Convention in July. for primary in Hartford. effect the first dav of 1980. Pot penalty reduction bill fails in committee

By ROB OBIE ciary Committee, blamed the bill's session) that differs from town to The Bill has been defeated in defeat on lack of support in the town." DePiano said. DePiano said he committee for the past four years. committee and from young people. is sure the bill will be passed by the A bill to reduce the penalty for legislature eventually. State Sen. Larry DeNardis. R- possession of small amounts of The possession of marijuana is Hamden. who asked that the bill be marijuana was killed on a 6-5 vote by "There was not much support from raised by the Judiciary Committee, the General Assembly's Judiciary younger people," DePiano. There cuirently a misdemeanor offense in said he was "extremely disappoint- Committee, because of a "lack of were a lot of people against it (the Connecticut, punishable by up to a youth support" the chairman of the bill), but maybe one person for it." year's imprisonment. The bill, de- ed" that the measure was tabled. "I committee said Thursday. feated Wednesday, would have re- will definitely try again (to have the duced the penalty for possession of bill passed)." said DeNardis. "This State Sen. Salvatore DePiano, "I'd like to see an end to the an ounce or less to a $50 fine, payable is an extremely important piece of Bridgeport. Co-chairman of the Judi- uneven treatment (of marijuana pos- without a court appearance. legislation." (HtmntttituA latlg (fctmpiM What can vou do for vour country? Serving Storrs Since 1896 Talk less, do a little more

MARK A DUPUIS/EdHOf-lr.-Chi«f CRAiG K SPERY/Business Manager Coll has taken time off from his By VIVIAN B. MARTIN JOHN HILL IM/Managing Ed'tor Revitalization Corps fund-raising in order to get more volunteers, as well VIVIAN B MAR'IN/ Associate EdUOf Today is "Check day" in Connecti- as get student groups interest in cut. Recipients will get their checks, sponsoring and funding tutoring cash them, and painfully do their programs. share to feed the close to 100,000 Not one to be at a loss for ideas. children in Connecticut whose lives Coll, the father of two, plans on depend on welfare checks. Not by visiting all 46 colleges in the state The end of a novel idea coincidence, today is also the day and has big plans for UConn. The assurance this week from the with students moving the volumes when food prices in poverty-stricken On Monday, he will meet with state Public Works Department that along a book brigade, certainly areas are higher. President Glenn W. Ferguson — who there will be money for the moving would have made for a lot of fun and ABOUT 15 YEARS ago, while many held high posts in both the more of 1.4 million books from the Wilbur created a new spirit on campus. Americans were still mourning John traditional Peace Corps and Volun- L. Cross Library to the new Univer- It looks now, though, that the state F. Kennedy's death, Edward T. teers in Service to America (VISTA) sity of Connecticut Library comes as will come up with the money to pay "Ned" Coll, an advertising and — to discuss plans for rejuvenating good news, but along with that professional movers to do the job. insurance man who sometimes made UConn and bringing back a sense of approval comes the end of a novel It's a shame, almost, that the book $1,100 a week in sales, quit his job vibrance. Ferguson's leadership, ac- idea. brigade didn't go over better with and formed a "Peace Corps" that cording to Coll, has been pathetic. SURE THE BOOKS need to be UConn administrators. It would would be dedicated to combatting the This is why he would like to see moved, and sure, it will be a big job. have been a great chance to show poverty and abuses to which Ken- UConn's president on the bus when it But, the idea from John McDonald, the state government that a job can nedy was sensitive. leaves on Tuesday night. Ferguson's director of University libraries, that be done even if the state is too tight During the past years, Coil's involvement would trigger other col- the job be done in a day-long party to pay for it. Revitalization Corps has done such services as tutoring, driving the poor j THE LAST WORD -DAVID CAHBEY— to more reasonable-priced grocery stores, sheltering, and a number of leges, other communities, other ombudsman functions for the dis- people in the state, Coll says. advantaged in Los Angeles, Harlem, Yet, Coil's activities are not meant New Jersey and Connecticut. to be seen as an attack on Ferguson. Now, at 38, Coll is in the 19th day of Instead, Coll is viewing the Univer- a fast that will continue until he gets sity as a force that should be out in 5,000 membes to help his Hartford- the community. based group reawaken the nerves he THE FACULTY, Coll says, is also feels Kennedy's death deadened. irresponsible in its duties. Instead of Thus far, the slightly graying man talking. Coll feels they should be whose diet of break and water added to his large serious staring eyes make doing a little more. Religious leaders him look even more like a Puritan should have been three steps ahead of him, he says. The School of Social minister, has received 500 new Work should be turned into low- volunteers. Sixty-four of them are income housing for all the good its UConn students. doing, and the School of Medicine is But, the man who walked the just a place were middle-class people Connecticut shoreline in protest of go to get their teeth fixed. the fact that most of it is private, who Coll is trying to hit the same nerves walked from Hartford to the nation's that Kennedy hit in the American capital last fall to call attention to people; the belief that their activities poverty, and who took a group of could make a difference. inner-city children for a picnic on a Ned Coll is asking for the hardest private beach about three years ago, things. It doesn't take much to wave doesn't feel that the University flags or signs, or even to lecture on ' CkK. community is doing enough. the ills of the world. Getting out and COLL PLANS to stick around until doing something is a differnt thing Get the votes in Storrs people at UConn realize that there's a entirely. real world out there — though it's not When all aspects are viewed, it The vote Wednesday by the THAT'S NOT TO SAY that the exactly the kind they've seen in appears as if Coll is offering the General Assembly's Education student government should not have textbooks. University community (administra- Presently, Coll and volunteers are Committee, which killed a bill which the last word on where the money it tors, faculty and students) a welcome collects from students goes, but signing up students to go into initiation into something few have would have lowered the required Hartford to tutor, drive people to visit turnout in a referendum to give the rather that if they want that final much understanding of or else not say, they're going to have to in hospitals' or prisons or to shop at enough willingness to do something student government final control convince the students to at least turn better quality grocery stores. Coil's about. over its funds, was a good one. out and vote on the issue. group is sponsoring a bus that will go into Hartford every Tuesday at 6 p.m. IT'S CALLED the real world. STAFF DOONESBURY by Garry Trudeau

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(Cmtncrtirirt SatUj (£amjma Serving Storrs Since 1896 WELL, 50 MUCH NO, I'M AFRAID WELL, IT WASN'T YEAH! ESPE- WE'RE PLAYING UH.. YEAH! IDUNNO, FOR LAGOS! DID I MISSED IT, BAD! CANT BEAT CIALLY WITH A HIS IT PA6E ONE! IT WHAT WERE I JUST HOPE Vol. LXXXI No. 98 WO CATCH Mi RJCK. ANOTHER THE IMMEDIACY STORYUKE CAR- WHAT? HAS TO BE THE HIS EXACT SADAT DOESNT Friday March 31. 1978 STAND-UP TODAY, ELECTRIC PER- OF TELEVISION, TER'S LATEST I 8IG6ESTGAFFE WORDS A6AIN? OVERREACT, /RICK? FORMANCE? YOU KNOW,RICK? OPEN-MIKE HE'S EVER MADE, I YOU KNOW? BLUNDER! WOULDN'T YOU I Seconl-class postage paid at Storrs, Conn. 06268 ublished by the Connecticut Dally Campus '21 North Eagleville Road, Box U-189, Storrs, Conn. Telephone: (201) 429-338- jbscription: $10 non-UConn stu- dent U i ted Press International telephotos are provided at no cost to The Daily Campus by the Willimantic Chronicle and United Press International. Subscriber: United Press 'nternational. Connecticut Daily Campus, Friday. March 31. 1978

LETTERS

destroy a whole building.lt only takes one stereo to keep the floor awake The need half the night. It only takes one guy with a magic marker to destroy an elevator for the whole building.lt only for education takes one guy to pull a fire alarm To the Editor: which clears the building and costs Last year, Robert Trioano, director the University time and money. Thus of University Health Services, sug- it only takes one guy to cause a gested that the students themselves damage fee for the whole floor, and should do something to make the destroy the morale of the whole floor. campus aware of the DES issue. Since then, the Women's Clinic has grown more concerned about this problem, but there still exists a great need for more education on campus about DES. DES IS A SYNTHETIC hormone ; VAULT WASrUi. OFMOCf OIlY s m m which was given to many women to WING Pfc OUROllWfTH Wm3&\8S$' ' ' prevent miscarraiges. Years later it institutions of higher education due TT , . r^l/^i was learned that about 90 per cent of to the concentrated efforts of "ra- H^It AL^I the daughters have a condition that cists" who wish to keep them out. xxcxxu x xk^vy needs to be examined and followed There is a more logical reason: few by trained medical personnel. Recent minority students are admitted be- l'H'i'PY'VPTl 1*1071 studies show that DES sons may also cause few are qualified, and forcing J-111^1 VCllllUll be affected. These are the few selfish guys in schools to admit them anyway does The DES Awareness Coalition the building. Most of the guys on my not make them so. This is not To tne Edltors: (DESAC) is working to make campus floor are neat, consciencious people discrimination; this is common sense. Wednesday night the Associated women more aware of DES. One of who I doubt would litter, much less The discrimination lies in the fact Student Commissaries (ASC) ap- our members has written a pamphlet scrawl obscenities in the elevators that they are unqualified — that Proved a "Proposal for Job published by ConnPIRG that is and should not owe a cent in damages these students have not been ade- Security." which, in effect, would available free at the Women's Clinic, yet were charged last semester more quately prepared for higher educa- allow the ACS ,0 bind a" dorms in Women's Center and the ConnPIRG than anyone else on campus. tion. their firing practices with respect to office. I STRONGLY DEFEND the RA's of kitchen help. The ASC was founded All college age women need this Belden as they do a fine job, but just as a service organization, and as information. Until the medical com- can't possibly watch everybody all ;uch. it is overstepping its power in munity decides to find DES daugh- the time. I've seen my RA working at the formation of a committee which ters, we have to look out for late hours of the night so as minor dictates a decision to the people it ourselves. Call DESAC (486-4738 at potential problems wouldn't occur. It was formed to serve. The ASC should the Women's Center) anytime. is the sole fault of a few idiots, and I serve the dorms by counseling the Christine Witzel wish we could take them all and stick dorms as to the legal ramifications of DESAC them in one building so they can firing on improper grounds, but suffer a little with each other. (Call it counseling a dorm and mandating a Zoo-C). decision are two quite distinct issues. The burden Name witheld on request WHERE DOES THE ASC's intervention into a dorm's autonomy of Belden A program of affirmative action is st0P? Wi" we next allow them to Reconsider not "affirmative" at all. Rather than regulate our hiring practices or our To the Editor: removing the obstacles to higher election of commissary officers under In response to Ms. Dorrian's letter affirmative education that are imposed upon the justification that they are counsel- in the Feb. 27 Daily Campus, and minority students, a program of m8 us? A" students who pay for their being a current resident of Belden, I action "affirmative" action merely pro- food should have the sole right to act can only agree with her letter. It is To the Editor: poses to admit these unqualified on the dismissal of their kitchen help, indeed unfortunate that the ladies of With respect to the UConn Coali- students. I must ask: whom does The ASC will not have this. They Watson will have to bear the burden tion to Overturn Bakke. article on such a program benefit? even defeated a proposal which of damage caused by the guys, when affirmative action March 23. I must IF THE UCONN Coalition to would enable you to express your Watson/Belden go co-ed. say I cannot argue with the particu- Overturn Bakke really wants to do opinion of their proposal, I MYSELF AM ANNOYED that lars given on the Bakke case. Your something constructive and "affir- We would ask that open discussion "the guys" at Belden make it look information was obviously accurate. mative." let it work to improve the of this proposal take place within like a slum, but it is not caused by However, your thinking is more than educational opportunities of minority each dorm so as to determine most of the guys as Ms. Dorrian a bit muddled when it comes to students so that we will finally be whether this proposal was within the seems to think. It is not caused by 25 considerations of affirmative action. admitting fully qualified students to best interests of you. the students per cent of the guys nor even 10 to 5 APPARENTLY THE COALITION our programs. involved. per cent of the guys. It just takes a feels that few minority students are Jane McCortnick Kevin Wilkinson, ASC representative few immature, inconsiderate guys to admitted to medical schools or other Keller House Lafayette House The holes in Lady Justice's socks need darning

means if I reveal his name, he'll sue That's the type of irrelevant thing a in the intervening years." the brief Bv JIM FITZGERALD me. trail lawyer says just before resting says, "...(this) has the natural ten- This lawyer said if I wanted more his case. The opposing counsel dency to induce the appointed attor- Recently I suggested that Chief informatibn about underpaid law- objects and the judge instructs the ney to do less for his client than he Justice Warren Burger of the U.S. yers, he would buy me lunch at the jury to ignore the remark about the would if he were privately retained Supreme Court might be correct Mikado, a restaurant which he de- defendant's stockings. But the jury and adequately compensated." when he insists 50 per cent of this scribed as being "in the Renaissance lever forgets and the defendant is nation's trial lawyers are incom- Center which is located about five or convicted, not because he committed petent. This brought me an interest- six blocks west of the Woodbridge the murder, but because he has holes IF IT FITZ ing letter from an eminent lawyer Tavern." in his stockings. who made a surprising observation. That's a sly putdown, typical of The eminent lawyer sent me a copy An indigent defendant's legal fees HE SAID ONE REASON so many eniment lawyers. He was implying of the appeals brief in which he are paid with public funds. Certainly lawyers do a punk job in the criminal that, althought I live in the neighbor- claims his client, who is indigent, most taxpayers would protest paying court is because they aren't paid hood. I might not know where the received less than the best repre- F. Lee Bailey's fee to defend the enough money. In fact, he is current- plush Renaissance Center is. How- senation from his first lawver who neighborhood burglar. But how does ly using this argument to appeal the ever, he's certain I'm familiar with was appointed by the court. The this square with the concept of equal conviction of a client. the Woodbridge Tavern which is a eminent lawyer says the first lawyer justice? It doesn't. You probably thought lawyers corner saloon more likely to be did poor work because he was poorly THE SAD TRUTH is that Lady made too much money, didn't you? frequented by people who don't have paid by the state. Justice's blindfold has as many holes Dummy. law degrees. "it IS THE POLICY of the as my stockings. Which is something This lawyer who wrote to me must TO FURTHER REVEAL his Recorders Court of the City of Detroit 1 might discuss over lunch with the be eminent because his firm has one eminence, the lawyer added that the to substantially undercompensate as- eminent lawyer. But we should eat at of Detroit's most prestigious ad- Mikado has a Japanese Room where signed counsel. The fee schedule of the Woodbridge Tavern where we dresses. And he requested that I patrons are required to remove their Recorders Court has not been can keep our shoes on. All we'll have treat his letter "as background shoes. "Make sure you don't have a changed in any substantial degree for to remove is our hats, so he should information only." That's how hole in your stockings" the eminent ten years or more despite a rise in the make sure he doesn't have a hole in eminent lawyers talk. I think he lawyer said. cost of living of more than 60 per cent his head. Connecticut Daily Campus, Friday. March 31. 1978 Chinese course to be offered for the first time

By ROBERT HAMILTON complement the asiatic studies Center in Hawaii, and three years at sentences in fundamental patterns of The University of Connecticut has courses already available at UConn. the University of Illinois. He also said the language. He said the method never had a course in the Chinese So, Mast said, "the history depart- gives the student a usable language language, but after ten years, history ment has generously allowed me to he translates many articles for use in and understanding of the gramma- professor Herman Mast's efforts to teach outside of the department" for his historical research. tical patterns. next semester. establish one have been rewarded. Tne The demand for Chinese has never "The difficulty of the language is course will meet five times a greatly overrated," Mast empha- week: three times with Mast and been large enough to cover the Mast said he is qualified to teach with expense of an additional instructor, the course, since he had three years sized, "but it does require perserve- ^^ a native Chinese graduate explained Richard P. Kinkade, head of study in the Chinese language at ranee." student. of the language department. But the University of Kansas, one year in Mast, a professor of Modern Chinese Mast will use the "Yale method" of Mast said he hopes to enroll about historv, said he felt the course would Taiwan, one year at the East-West teaching, which involves learning 20 students. Rice to be named actiner chief The director of the UConn Physical Plant's department of planning and engineering has been appointed acting director of the entire Physical Plant UConn's vice president for finance and administration said Thursday. Harry Hartley, announced the appointment of John Rice, director of planning and engineering as acting director of the Physical Plant. Rice replaces Frank Laudieri, whose resignation as director of the Physical Plant is effective April 1. Campus film audiences decline Attendance at films shown on campus has dropped significantly since midterm exams, despite an increase in the number of films being shown, a spokeswoman for UConn's Activities Office said Thursday. Janice Gudinkas said films drew audiences of up to 300 at the beginning of the spring semester but now attendance has dropped to about 60 per showing. Gudinkas said the Activities Office has scheduled three to five films a week this semester, an increase from one or two films per week last fall. "The dorms got all excited about showing films this semester" she said. Gudinkas added that attendance at X-rated films has also declined. Staff Photo by Joseph Niedermeyer The increase in films on campus is partly the result of UConn's only aerial hook and ladder fire track will remain housed at the Eagleville Fire Dept. "block-booking" films by different groups to save money. not the UConn Firehonse pictured above. A controversial bill which would have transferred the Bv block-booking the cost of the film is shared by several truck to the Town of Mansfield, was killed Tuesday hi the General Assembly's Appropriations groups and the film can be shown on consecutive nights. Committee, putting any debate over UConn's fire protection off for at least a year. 5maWSD\S&S\S\S\S\S\S\S\S>\!ova]SVi\i Jonathan's . formerly UConn Pizza Delivery Serviee, is growing bigger and belter every dav! Our Hours are: Mon - Fri 8:30 - 12 Sat - Sun 5 - 12

We now have cold grinders! Our pizzas are all large ( 15 inches in diameter). Ham & Cheese $1.50 Mozzarella $3.00 Sausage $3.60 Tuna $1.75 Extra Cheese $3.30 Mushrooms $3.60 Grinders are delivered if 3 or more are ordered bv the same person. Onion $3.40 Ground Beef $3.60 Thev will also be delivered to the following Pepper $3.40 Pepperoni $3.75 dorms at the following times: Special (everything on it) $4.50 Brock & Eddv 9:00 Buckley & Shippee 9:30 All prices include delivery!!! Hilltop 10:00 McMahon 10:30 Watson & Beldon 11:00 Telephone 4&6-2701 We will also be at these dorms on Sat and Sun, in addition to the preceding hours.

Don't forget we are your pizza Brock, Eddv 6:00 Buckley. Shippee 6:30 and grinder service. So try us Hilltop 7:00 out and suggest improvements. McMahon 7:30 Watson. Beldon 8:00 We listen if it means to serve you better! tesmetm Connecticut Daily Campus, Friday, March 31. 1978 ASC approves grievance panel

By GEORGE J. PERCHAK

The General Coucil of the Associated Student Commissaries (ASC) voted 29-to-12 Wednesday night to approve a proposal allowing a two-week interim for a grievance committee to decide whether to dismiss full-time employees. The new grievance procedure, which affects about 130 employees, is designed to avoid labor suits and lend creditability to the ASC personnel practices committee. Jack Slee. ASC chairman, said the measure would 'give more time to investigate dismissals and '"protect the integrity of the dorms." The job security proposal would avoid the risk of a communications breakdown. Slee said.

If the ASC Executive Council decides to place a question of a dismissal before the committee for a vote, the United Press International employee will be notified in writing of specific charges of dissatisfaction with his job performance. During a Russian cellist and conductor Mstislav Rostropovich, and wife Galina Vishnevskaya, soprano two-week period of investigation, both the employee and of the Bolshoi Opera, are seen at a London press conference Thursday. They claim he is out of the Executive Council have the option of soliciting the favor with Moscow because he supported Alexander Solzhenitsyn and rebutted allegations in a binding recommendations of the Personnel Practices Tass report that they had no intention of returning to Russia. Committee. Spring Weekends SO WHAT April events planned 6bfe®w1£ By STEPHEN A. IDE 14-16. Matress-stacking, semi-formals, and picnics On April 30 two bands will perform at an are some of the events scheduled for theApril out-door concert sponsored by the Board of 20-23 Spring Weekend for most campus Governors (BOG), the BOG president Steve residents. Garson said Thursday. The names of the The councils sponsoring the weekend are bands cannot be released until the contracts tyring to get bonfires approved in addition to are signed. The concert will be held in the the games and coffee-houses planned the Grad field. activities office said Thursday. Garson said BOG is also sponsoring a Field Spring Weekend for East Campus and Day, tentatively scheduled for April 29. McMahon will be held April 28-30. Events being considered are parachute jumps Hilltop Council is seeking approval for a and tugs-of-war. Hot-dogs and refreshments road-rally during their Spring Weekend, April .will be served. rFRIDAY and SATURDAY DANCE THIS SUMMER FILM SOCIETY PRESENTS AT TRINITY COLLEGE The wait is over! ¥HI can thrill again to the STUDY happiest sound FOR in aU the world. ROOCERS_ HAMMERSTEI\> CREDIT V; VDM 81.25 HUBERT * |sj I V Mar. 31 WITH Apr. 1 LEADING _8PM . ARTISTS COMG TO TH€ UCOMM OUTING CLUB reMI-dNNUVIL Laura Glenn 9QMRG D/MCG BCGINNCRS dR€ MORG THdN WQCOMC! Sara Rudner MO eweRierice nece^Rv Mel Wong Nancy Meehan HdWLCY dRMORY THREE-WEEK INTENSIVE COURSES JUNE 26-JULY 14 JULY 17-AUGUST 4 SAT., dPRIL 1

In their endless battle for viewers, does to a roman candle. Here are the chase each other, grope their way rapidly flashing lights. And, indeed, the television networks now face a basic game types: through mazes, play pinball, compete this is roughly what happens elec- tough new competitor: video games Combat games. Remote-controlled strategically for space or — if tronically. Like the billboard, the with names like Pong, Odyssey and tanks, submarines and spaceships artistically inclined — draw colored television set composes its ever- Telstar — played on the small screen fire missiles, torpedoes and lasar pictures and designs. changing image from a battery of itself — are exploding in popularity beams at targets maneuvered across Sports games. Here the variations horizontally arrayed points of possi- with all the force of a blown picture the home screen by a minicomputer are endless, including different forms ble illumination, each of which can be tube. built into the game console. In a of baseball, football, tennis, hockey, triggered to go "on" or "off' at a Just two years ago these games typical combat game, for example, handball, jai alai, etc. In one brand of given instant. were scarcely more than a curiosity, two tiny, stylized "tanks" — render- video baseball, tiny electronically There is, however, a crucial since few people were willing to shell ed graphically from an aerial per- generated figures take the field and difference. For, unlike the instan- out $100 or more to propel a luminous spective — stalk each other across a respond with a full range of defensive taneous on-off sequencing of massed blip back and forth across a blank televised field of play. The field is skills as one player, using a console billboard bulbs, the TV image must television screen. But just before the broken by protective walls and stud- joystick, whips the ball across the be created one line at a time by a 1976 Christmas season, a break- ded with mines. Each player can turn plate — fast, slow, curve ball, or scanning beam moving across the through in technology enabled the his clanking vehicle in any direction, combination thereof — while his back of the TV tube's surface so fast leading games makers to slash their walls permitting, by manipulating his opponent slaps at it with a remote- that only the finished mosaic we prices in half. More than three control stick on the game console controlled, on-screen bat. recognize as a picture can be seen by million buyers responded, even (which is attached to the TV anten- For all its space-age razzmatazz, the naked eye. To accomplish this, though most games were little more na). Atop each stick is a thumb electronic game-playing is not new. the scanner must "paint" 60 full- than gussied-up versions of the same button which, when pushed, launch- Graduate students at Massachusetts screen pictures, lay down an incredi- old theme. es a missle that streaks across the Institute of Technology were engaged ble design of 3'/i million dots — some Now the infant industry has screen. If the targeted enemy tank is in space-war-style combat on large, illuminated, some not — everv lowered its prices on the old-style unable to dodge in time, there is a specialy programmed (and very ex- second. machines (by as much as half) while loud explosion, and the hit is signaled pensive) computers in the early Although the home-video-games increasing the play value of new on the scoreboard. 1960's. But the price-conscious con- business is currently enjoying spec- machines exponentially. As a result, Shoot-out and target games. Play- sumer had to await the further tacular success, it faces a maze of some seven million customers floced ers trigger cartoon cowboys to take development of microelectronics be- problems that could blight its prom- to the stores this past Christmas to cover behind rocks and cactus, fore video games became practical ise. For one thing, the ante to snap up home video games of all quick-draw and fire through moving and affordable on a home-screen develop and market new video games types, including nearly a million Conestoga wagons. Or turn their TV basis. (An offshoot of the aerospace can run from $10 million to $20 new-generation games that could set into a shooting gallery by firing a industry, microelectronic technology million, yet the field is so susceptible legitimately claim to be lively, color- separate, full-sized photoelectric pis- involves electrochemically imprinting to sudden breakthroughs in tech- ful and versatile. tol that shines an activating point of and bonding, layer by layer, tiny nology that a product can be render- To be sure, the conventional light at electronic "skeets" as they integrated circuits on chips of silicon. ed obsolete overnight. That happen- ball-and-paddle standbys can still be flit across the screen. Incredibly, these Vi-inch chips con- ed last year a large producer of purchased, including several newly Driving games. Simulated automo- tain more computing power than the multiple-chip games when the single- streamlined and sophisticated ver- bile racing — complete with gear original boxcar-sized electronic chip integrated circuit was an- sions. (On some, for example, the shift, tire squeal, engine roar and "brains.") nounced. The company sank at a loss paddles can actually be turned to put thunderous collisions — sends player How, exactly, do these games of millions. different spins and speeds on the driver hurtling vicariously around "work"? At first glance, a home TV ball.) But the new home video games courses at furious and variable in the throes of a raging tank battle or Reprinted with permission from the — from their futuristic consoles to speeds. nip-and-tuck baseball game looks like March 1978 Readers Digest, c 1978 their glowing graphics — bear about Chase, maze and artistic games. By one of those electric billboards on The Reader's Digest Association, as much resemblance to ball-and- moving hand-controlled, color-coded Broadway that create moving figures Inc., Pleasantville, N.Y. 10570 paddle prototypes as a lunar rocket dots around the screen, players can and messages from patterns of

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WASHINGTON (UPI) — Former President Richard Nixon agreed to make public the bulk of 600.000 documents from his two vice presidential terms partly in order to save taxpayers the cost of fighting a lawsuit, his lawyer said Thursday. As a result of Nixon's decision, Ralph Nader's Tax Reform Research Group Wednesday withdrew its suit seeking to open part of the documents to historians and researchers. The documents were donated to the archives in 1969 and a Nixon lawyer was subsequently convicted of back-dating the deed of gift so they would be tax-deductible under a law which Congress repealed later that year. Nixon's claim for a deduction for the value of the papers was rejected in 1974, but the statute of limitations had run out. Although he declared he would nevertheless pay the tax, there has been no record of him doing so. New York fears transit strike NEW YORK (UPI) — New Yorkers, socked by everything from blackouts to blizzards in the last few months, Thursday braced for possible strikes that could halt subways, buses, trains and newspapers — and even affect health care and shopping. The situation was all too familiar in a city just getting it back together after one of the worst winters in decades. The threatened transportation walkouts involved New York's massive subway and bus system, and the nation's biggest commuter line, the Long Island Rail Road. Unions representing 33,000 bus and subway workers and 1,400 railroad employes scheduled strikes at 12:01 a.m. Saturday if United Press International there were no contract settlements. With the advent of a mobile bubble, an immunity A Brooklyn Supreme Court Justice Thursday issued a preliminary injunction barring bus and deficient David, 6, is getting around a lot easier now than subway workers from striking. in the past. Here he even waters the lawn of his home. David is the longest surviving victim of immune deficiency.

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Olin Corp. fined for illegal HARTFORD (UPI) — The Connecticut legislature Thursday killed a bill that would have banned the burial of arms sales to South Africa nuclear waste in the state. The bill, which wouldhave allowed such burials if ordered NEW HAVEN (UPI) — A $510,000 fine against the ammunition by its Winches- firm and directed that it set ter division to South Africa by the federal government, was killed after one hour federal judge Thursday said debate. Connecticut is one of 32 states in which the federal the Olin Corp. "tarnished up a program with parole between 1972 and 1975. officials to distribute the Zampano entered guilty government is considering to establish nuclear waste burial the image of this country" by sites by 1985. illegal arms sales to South money to charities in the New Haven area. verdicts against the firm last Africa and ordered the com- The fine was the maximum week after it was allowed to pany to pay reperation to the allowed following Olin's con- plead no contest to charges State sanctioned dumping in RI community. viction last week on 21 felony of falsifying 20 applications U.S. District Court Judge counts involving illegal sales for export licenses and one Robert Zampano levied a of SI.2 million in guns and count of conspiracy. HARTFORD (UPI) — Connecticut environmental officials apparently granted a chemical disposal company a permit to haul wastes to Rhode Island although that state outlawed the importation of chemical wastes seven years ago. n Robert Taylor, director of water compliance and hazardous substances for the Connecticut Department of tf *• Environmental Protection, says the invalid permit was Fly DELTA to Tampa/St. Pete given to Chemical Waste Removal Inc. of Bridgeport. The State Environmental Department suspended the firm's permit earlier this month after authorities discover- ed several thousand barrels of toxic chemicals illegally stockpiled near the Bridgeport harbor. State to mediate salary dispute HARTFORD (UPI) — A state mediator will try to resolve differences between state community college teachers and their board of trustees over summer salaries. Representatives of the Connecticut Congress of Community Colleges, the faculty union, claimed the Grasso administration has rejected demands to increase summer salaries. Union officials say community college trustees have offered faculty five per cent raises — less than half the increase received by faculty at other state colleges. United Press International Summer salaries are now independent of the state budget Delta Airlines has decided to remove from the New York metropolitan area large billboards <|nd are funded by student tuition fees that average 20 featuring a shapely, bikini-clad blonde that urge people to let Delta take them to Florida. The dollars per course credit. The trustees have sought state Automobile Club of the New York claims the billboards distract drivers. This sign dominates the lunds for the summer session rather than increase student Long Island Expressway in New York. ees' L€V1€L 3 NIGHTCLUB PRGSGMT9 GeOffRCY CMYOli GGhTLeMen FRIDAY MdRCH 319T 8:30" 12:30 SUB nOOWITHID BOG SOCWL/DdNCe BVOB J BRIEFLY... "I will not stand for this!" Ms. "That's different." Ms. Slide Slide shouted. "Where is respect for barked at us as she ushered us from Ms. Slide was enraged. "This is the individual? Where is personal her office. "My process is for people. horrible," she exclaimed. This could involve an entire pants taste and good judgement?" suit."

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Dr. Cone Head puts heat on fire bugs

In a startling new revelation, this heat water for tea," Dr. Cone sive and less literate people who have Additionally, we met. today, with paper has learned of a new combined explained to us. "We mean business up until now been unfairly excluded Ms. Kelly Slide, a member of the program to solve both the need for with our fire-prevention program. from attending college solely because Residential Student Affairs Office in multi-occupancy of dorm rooms and a These thugs have been given carter of their inability to recognize their Hall Dorm, and. therefore, one of the massive new fire prevention effort. In blanche to handle offenders in any names in print or because of a history first staff members to be effected by an exclusive interview with Dr. way they see fit. I don't suppose I of attacking and mutilating their the new mandatory dress code for Summer Cone head of the U.Conn need to tell you what that means." peers." employes, for an exclusive interview. Office of Residential Student Affairs, Dr. Cone smiled at us and daintily We have also learned that the new we have learned that Hawley Armory dabbed the corner of his mouth with program of tripling and quadrupling Ms. Slide was not in the best of is being converted to "multiple the tablecloth. "The beauty of this students has been combined with the spirits after her disappointing finish occupancy." new program," Dr. Cone beamed, minority recruitment program. in the Farah Fawcett-Majors look- "This facility will be an octocentle "is that we will also now have "This, I feel." Dr. Cone informed alike contest, so we delved right into room set aside for a group of 800 adequate enrollment in our new us, "was a major stroke of genius on the heart of the matter, asking Ms. students," Dr. Cone informed this remedial English programs to teach my part. We're calling it our 'ghetto Slide what she felt about the new paper during a lunch-time meeting at students how to read and write their away from home' program, and feel it clothes selection procedure. the faculty club. "We are actively names. It is not true that the quality will go a long way toward promoting attempting to recruit large gangs of of the students admitted this next diversity here at UConn. We've got motorcyclists who we will train to year is going down, by the way. to tighten our belts during these "I think it's simply marvelous," attack buildings where we think We're simply reorienting our admis- times," Dr. Cone said as he finished she beamed. "How does it work and students are using immersion coils to sions program to attract more aggres- his cherry-glazed cheesecake. what is it?". Waffen F//0 rallies Aerial goes to towering inferno The Federation of Shoot Stopo Organizations (Waffen By SPARKY D. ARSON FSSO) has scheduled a rally tonight in East Campus for all The UConn Fire Depart- students interested in running in the April elections. ment's ladder truck, consist- Among the offices that will be open for bids for candidacy ing of a foot stool glued to the in the upcoming elections are Fuhrerperson, Reichsfuhrer roof of a '63 Rambler, was person. Central Committee Executioner. Eastern Front used to put out a blaze at the Area Coordinator (prerequisite: snow shoes). Minister of newly built dorm complex Propaganda, Panzer activities organizer, Cow Field shown in the accompanying Marshall and Anonymus Bund Hall manager. photo. The rally is being sponsored by the VIII Panzer division, After the firemen were the division that recently demolished the field house with through watching the dorm the new PzKw Ausf E tank so the state would be forced to burn to the ground, the build a new one after their attempts at taking Cairo iailed Scampus asked UConn fire earlier this year. chief Melba Toast just how Security will be provided by the Inter Area Reich's far the ladder truck could Commandos. (IARC) which took part in the screening reach. operation in the eastern fields of the campus last fall. "Hell," he said, patting Herman Boring, the incumbant Panzer activities the stool affectionately, "this how he was going to reach certitude. "Let the little organizer, is expected to give a tale on the strategic little number could reach to students trapped on the sec- guano heads fry." importance of Mirror Sea. Heinrich Bimmler, who has been the knob of any door on the ond floor and up if there was The ladder truck was last visiting various stalags in North Campus this past week will ground floor." ever a fire in any dorm that seen racing off to extinguish also be present. Suitably impressed, the rose above hovel stature. the burning shoelaces of a Scampus asked Chief Toast He answered with a calm midget standing in a ditch. •■Ht ***■»•■•»»•*•■» •**-»»•* i' i Ui-iriirifrii liMitm^iti *■»•»■»«•'»■'• .■>.i.H»f«t»»IH-Wf^^-W.^V.-.V.-.-. ..f.-.-.-...... ,-.. .*•> ►»»f.U>#>^»>»* Connecticut Daily Scampus, Friday. March 31, 1978 Svenskamerikanska prosaliteraturen diskuteras

By HEDDA FRIBERG gar och meditationer over hemma i kategorin hemlang- esa" av Gabriel Carlson, ditonen med diss konfronta- olika amnen. Sarskilt en tans-litteratur i den utstrack- Minneapolis, 1896, med sina tion mellan oskuldsfulla, Den svenskamerikanska genomang av den periodiska ing de ror svenska forhallan- groteska beskrivningar av trojartade och folkliga ameri- prosalitteraturen innehaller litteraturen avslojar ocksa en den. Det galler i nagot avenskamerikaners oden i caner och korrumperade, ett stort antal verk av typen rik debattlitteratur. I fraga mindre utstrackning reses- "det gamla landet" hor sluga och standsbundna reseskildring och minnes- om denrent skonhtterara pro- kildringarna. Aven om det kanske ocksa hit. Mitt i europeer, fast den ocksa har teckning. Bland resekild- san dominerar novellen nostalgiska elementet kan ringarna dominerar beskriv- mycket starkt. Svenskameri- vara starkt, sa gors aktnings- ningar af besok i hemlandet kanska forfattare vagade sig varda forsok att bibringa Sverige — och i det religosa dock aven pa de storre lasaran en uppfattning om de hemlandet Palestina. Min- formaten, romanen och ska- samtida Sverige. Till denna nesteckningarna ror ocksa i despelet. genre hor t.ex. Carl Arron Swensons "I Seveige" 1891, iFarte stor utstrackning barndoms- BEttraffande Swenska Aka- demins senaste Nobelpris- och "Ater i Sverige" 1898. och ungdomsar i Sverige. En ett inslag av temat "hem- vinnare i letteratur sager Denna svenskamerikanska groteskerierna forekommer omfattande delbestar av bes- vandande skrytsam sven- Charles Boer, Professor i genre har sin motsvarighet i ett slags analys av de hcm- krivningar av det svenska skamerikan." Detta ar for- engelska vid UConn: "Yet amerikareselitteraturen i vandandes kulturchock. Rent "elementet" ien viss stat. stas is sin helhet - nastan - another third rate writer wins Sverige. Den humoristiska tematiskt tillor denna littera- Det finns ocksa en omfat- taget fran Nils Hasselmos the Nobel Prize." Minnes- sverigereselitteraturen, t.ex. tur val ocksa den amerikan- tande religos prosalitteratur " Amerikasvenska." bestaende av predikosamlin- teckningarna hor narmast "Mister Colesons sveriger- ska "innocents abroad" tra- Enema Band brings up rear

talented as any number of dead fish. Sliming N. Garfinkle is such a good poet that I will just "Fun in The Sunny Junemoonspoon have to quote from the iconoclastic imago- MacKenzie Territories," by the Enema Tonic cum-invertebrate-pseudo-serious school not Band, is their first and last release on the You unlike the famous poet Ivan Gottasecret who Mofo label. $1.98. as we all know is Pulitzer material be he unborn vet or not, but anyway: By CRUSHED MUDSHELL Mutilated pumpkins floated through the air The Enema Tonic Band is like a good shot in What in hell are they doing up there the rear. They are not really talented, but Is that wool or cotton underwear should sell lots of records to the Eskimos, And Ivor Walrus-Titty plays a really great walruses, seals, polar bears, sled-dogs, baby chord here, an E, I think, and this is doubtless Eskimos and Kiss fans all around the world, the spot where their nonexistant fans hop up maybe even south of Anchorage, Ala. These and down and piss their collective pants. Hoy guys are really as good as a Fleetwood, Mac, hoy! if you like Cadillacs. If you don't run right out and buy this Well, enough of the record. Personally, I record, I will piss my pants. think Ivor Walrus-Titty is at least as musically my face, even when she used to change my diapers. So nuttin' INTERVIEW really phases us, we're just turning the tables. Kiss spits bloos, Alice Cooper axes dolls to death, so there's no harm in By CURLED GLANDENDING an audience losing lunch on occasion. THE DUSC Scampus: Interesting, Slime. Ivor, we've noticed that Slime Editors note: has only one arm and the two of your play only one guitar. The Connecticut Daily Scampus was recently granted an What do you do with your free hand while on stage? The Dusc Top Ten almost exclusive interview with the Enema Tonic Band. Ivor Walrus-Twitty: Well, being the accomplished musician Virtually unknown in this area, the band has developed a 1. Running On Oil Sludge that I am, I use it for various hand gestures to the crowd. But Normandy Coast Sliders fanatical cult following in the MacKenzie Territories of mostly I use it to pick the dressings on a draining cyst I got Canada. The Scampus caught up with the elusive band on from that sleaze at the Elbow Room. their whirlwind tour of seedy dives and gay bars while they Scampus: Do you ever plan to follow this tour with a live 2. Rumours (Who's Screwing Who were recovering from exotic diseases at Wind ham Commu- album? In A Sngle-Oriented Band) — nity Memorial Hospital. Slime: No, that won't be possible. Even our crew can't listen Uncut Smack to us play to record us. Scampus: What do you attempt to prove by touring in an area 3. Steve Muleporker Band — Book Scampus: Where to next? of Copped Riffs where anyone who hears your songs immediately vomits? Ivor: Well, we'd like to take some time off, cure these nasty Sliming N. Garfinkel: Oh, by the way, call me Slime for ailments, and there is a chance we may even learn to play that 4. Blind Ambition — Stevie short. Getting back to the question, making people vomit is friggin' guitar some day. But for now we can make a career Wonder and Jose Feliciano nothing new to us. Why my old lady has flashed chowder in out of lip.synchmg .,Amie- at the Anonymous Pub of UConn. 5. Crisco Disco Fever — The Ben Dover Band

6. Wasted Days and Non- BUG wishes thev could proudly present: Existent Talented — Freddie Quarter Panel

7. Here They Come Again — The Rolling Stones Dolly Hard-on ^ 8. Kenny Dodger's Greatest Hits m The Story ol a 60's rock star Thursday, April 6, 1978 Jerkoffsen Auditorium who became an overweight 70's 8 But: country singer. 9. Ugly, Ugly, Ugly -

Keith Richards' ass is still in stir The Governor 10. Don t Miss A Drop — Connie In place of the Stones and Annie Lingus BUG MUSIC m will have the Beatles and the Enema Tonic Band FOR instead. TWITS 429 9384 Connecticut Daily Scampus, Friday, March 31, 1978 Cafeteria food results in new sport Biological experiment The excrement that the North Campus competition site. Dining Hall is attempting to pass off as food is Many students have gone into training, responsible for the growth of an exciting new upchucking 10 or 15 times a day. Says Dips yields human tampon sport down in Junglcland. The sport has Hit 3 time winner of the steeple puke: "I stay tentatively been named barfing. in shape by blowing lunch and I also get an They're bird; They're human tampons. They're an atavistic It all began when students would rush from euphoric feeling both during and after the wet dream come true! No, it's a UConn Biology Department the dining hall and engage in free style upchuck." experiment that has gone awry. A spokesman for the UConn barfing competitions. The sport soon became Yet barfing isn't all glamour; it can be Biology Department announced today that their experiment more sophisticated and new events were dangerous too. The high barf can be messy if in which two human beings were exposed to massive amounts added. Last week this quiet Jungle com- you don't move out of the way fast enough. of radiation "to determine if it would straighten their pubic munity, nestled in a cemetery, was stunned And a competitor attempting to puke for hair" has run afoul. The two subjects of the experiment "ran when Litchfield Hall took the team ralphing distance turned his gastrointestinal track inside off' right after those administering the radiation treatments crown. out. But as so many Jungle residents have began to notice "slight side effects". In a brilliant move, Litchfield forced down already said,"It's not whether you ralph or second helpings of buffalo chips at supper, have diarrhea, but how quickly you get rid of The two escaped subjects were last seen attempting to then made a bee line en masse to the the food." sexually assault a porcupine. If you see two creatures that look like relics from the valley that time forgot, you are advised to run your genitalia off.

DEAR GABBY.. These problems come in the wake of another highly Dear Gabby, controversial experiment in which the eyes of ten dogs were Please don't think that this is another one of torn out to determine if this would impair their vision. A those crank letters. I'm a middle-aged black control dog's rectum was not sewn up. In that experiment it man, and I want desperately to become white. was brilliantly proved that "a dog must either shit or go Not because of discrimination or anything like blind." that, but because every week I have to spend half my pay check on clothes to keep up with the glad-rags my black brothers are sporting. I figure if I became white I could get my clotes from off the rack at the Good Will Box and and blue, right? Why shouldn t the converse who would care? So how about it, Gabby: Is be true: That when blacks are burised they there any way that I too can become white? turn white and blue? I figure if you have at yourself with a blunt instrument and bruise A Hopeful Noncaucasoid. every square [or in some spots, cylindrical inch of your body, you should turn white and Dear Noncaucasoid, blue for a period of time, during which you can After consulting with my scientific experts pose as a semi-bruised white. Hold off on the [the garbage collecting grandson of Jonas beating sessions, though, until you get the Salk and my daughter, who passed a high letter containing my ' 'offer''. You 11 find 1 pay school sex hygiene course] I hit upon a plan top dollar to participate in interesting projects that I'm sure will allow you to become white: like yours. Perhaps we can meet in a nice, When whites are bruised they become black quiet strip joint and discuss matters further.

Personal: Otherwise normal college ma|t. The alternative to the vege male seeks same who are interested in tarian lifestyle Deadly mucus outbreak OSSIFIEDS copraphelia, water sports, bondage. sado-masochism, panty-sniffing _ it is already well known Looking for lasting relationships, wanted. Hot air bicycle pump needed The Spring elections are approaching. that the patient survival rate Serious replies only, no dykes. f0r old, seriously undernourished. Start campaigning now for Waflen virgin ego. Hurry, time is short. at the UConn Infirmary is FSSO and serve the fatherland best. Ride Wanted to Transylvania Must just a tad lower than the Eln Reich. Ein V*k, Ein UConn. travel after dusk only. Type O positive Roommate wanted for Quiet Willing- percentage of customers who preferred. Call Fairlawn Cemetery ,on 5.room house. Must not have Want to learn how to smash your after 8:30 p.m. lower extremities or vocal abilities. pull through the embalming teeth out with a microphone like Iggy process at Santucci's Funeral pop or cultivate fungus cultures in Home. The Swine Flu crisis your arm pits like Johnny Rotten? Health Issues Series; at the Infirmary For sale: Scabs, all kinds. Some Enlist now in the famous Punk Rock tonight; The feasibility of recycling dating back into the 1800s Also for there was handled success- i*tir>* School of Southern New England. feminine hygiene items made from the family with everything: pathology Send no check or money order, only fully when the director of the pulp-based fibers. specimens. Art's Body Shoppe, regurgitated match book cover with Brooklyn, Ct. Infirmary hit upon the idea of forced a mouthful of shep- name and address to U Box 10000. Husky Scuba Club Meeting slide show burying the bodies of those herd's pie into his sinuses. It of Muff Oiving in Daytona Beach and Let me do your resume: Prof. Alex Antique gun collector interested in Fort Lauderdale during Spring Break mediclot's resume clinic — learn who had died from it at mysteriously mutated a new buying Browning Automatic rifles, things about yourself you never knew. Vickers water cooled machine guns, night. Which leads one to breed of snot came into Wanted: People who have had close Parole Hearing Room Wednesday wonder how they they are being. Harrington antitank guns and armour encounters of the fourth kind - (sex 4:30. piercing amunition, Contact Revoting with an alien being). Replies held in going to deal with the Deadly The "snot is deadly be- Student Bungholes at their office after strictest confidence. I am a Psy- Snot Epidemic that is now cause it feeds on the brain 7:00. If not there, start the revolution chology graduate student working on raging across campus. and excretes the waste out without us my doctoral thesis. Billy Lee c/o Flying lessons will be conducted by The Deadly Snot Epidemic Problem Acne? Try new Propane- Boston Red Sox, The Playpen, Bos- Karl Wallenda on Husky Hill. Lecture through the nostrils — snots Away- the first clinically tested, ton. by Icarus and other successful flap- is said to have begun when a galore. Everytime sufferers doctor rpoven acne remover Burns pers. Students should have last rights student at Jefferson House bring handkerchiefs to their zits and sores away leaving fresh, Remulak Dinner: I.D.C. Saturday 9 administered before attending class clean layers of scar tissue. Al's p.m., serving pesticides and fiber- laughed while he was eating noSes they are literally blow- Medical Supplies, Ovary, Ct. 06732. glass, six packs and eggs, petroleum supper and inadvertently ing their brains out.

KAREN ANNE QUINLAN SAYS TRY THAT EXOTIC NEW THIRST QUENCHER VALIUM AND ALCOHOL JUST 10 MO. OF VALIUM AND ALCOHOL AND YOU'LL FEEL LIKE KAREN I WHY'S YOUR EEC FLAT? FOR MORE INFORMATION WRITE: Karen Anne Quintan Metts Grocery Store c/o Produce Department next to the broccoli Any town. New Jersey Connecticut Daily Scampus. Friday, March 31, 1978 4 Sadsack satisfied Football team loses big to E. 0. Smith girls home field next season. By KING SOLOMON The game Sadsack is referring to ball. Chick's face was destroyed. It was a touching moment ii. the was the final game of the 1978-1979 "We are sick and tired of playing at Husky locker room. Walt Sadsack: season. Coined by some area fans as their home soccer field all the time. Laughing about the incident later had a tear in nis eye. The dusty bottle the "Championship of Storrs" and by Every freakin' year we are at Chick's mother said she was glad his of champagre that wont ae openec' others as the social event of the year, disadvantage. Why can't they come career in football was over and that until Sadsac! w ins his first game will the game wasn't to be for the Huskies here for a change?." said Tonerarm. he "was never the athlete that Schall remain closea for another season. All as they lost to a highly touted E.O. "As you know, I am very important in was anyway." in all it was another frustrating year Smith class "B" girls intramural flag the NCAA's and I make important for the UConn Husky Football team. football team 42-0 at the winners decisions every day concerning injus- For Sadsack, whose football pro- "Hell, today it was just another soccer field. tices like these. Something will be gram was built around the recruiting of Chick Litz just one year ago, it will simple case of being outmanned and "We held them scoreless for the done about this, I promise." be a long break between now and outsmarted. First of all. they were last 42 seconds and that's a feat for Another interesting sidelight to stronger and Digger than is. There anyone." said Sadsack. "I'm proud Saturday's game was the brother next year's football season. was little we come* do j.bout 'hat. of my guys. Most teams would have sister rivalry between E.O. Smith's Second, they were laster and had given up. but not this group. They star middle linebacker Schall Litz and more agility. Another tiling is that kept on fighting till the very end." Husky fullback "Chick" Litz. they have a super coach. All told. I added Sadsack. In one particular humorous incident was happy with today's game, de- John Tonerarm. director of useless Schall got a good jump off the center spite the fact that we lost."' said athletic functions, said he hopes to snap and bulldoged her brother to the SPURT Sadsack. bring next year's game to UConn's ground after he had just received the Lyle heavyweight champ Lawyer KO'ed in sixth

LAS VEGAS — After a tense six hour courtroom battle in Las Vegas, Ron Lyle was officially declared World Boxing Association (WBA) and World Boxing Council (WBC) Heavyweight Champion last night. The agreement was reached after Lyle's lawyer, F. Lee Bailey, TKO'd Ernie Shaver's Perry Mason in the sixth Bailey barraged Mason with a series of counterattacks against Mason's star witness, Duane Bobick. Bailey accused Bobick as falsely representing a heavyweight boxer. When Judge Thurgood Marshall ruled Mason's objection 'out of order', the case was over. Mason did not answer the sixth round gavel. Lyle thus becomes the third heavyweight champion of the month. Lyle was not available for comment. He is currently serving a 10 year sentence at the Marvin Barnes Memorial Correctional Center in Denver, for killing his best friend. The two commissions ruled today that Lyle would make his first title defense, against Floyd Patterson, when he is This dog gives good head. The entire Mets team knows. paroled June 17, 1985. Soccer, baseball dropped Everyone has the banner for new golf course

By EGG FOO YOUNG callers have confessed to doughboy, callers identifying Plans calling for construction of a nine hole pitch and putt Well, Sam Maalox, the ace stealing the KCUF SPORTS themselves as John Tonearm golf course in place of the present soccer baseball and sportscaster of KCUF radio, banner from under Maalox's and Walt Sadsack have ad- softball fields were announced Thursday by UConn Athletic has done it again. Thanks to nose at the Fieldhouse. mitted complicity in removal Dictator John Tonearm. ads in the Daily Scampus two According to Maalox, who of the banner. Tonearm, sand wedge in hand, was estatic over the more anonymous phone is also known as the Storrs The two confessions brings possibilities. the total number of admitted "Some people might say that I am giving into special thieves to 18. Others who interests with this decision. And they are absolutely right. have confessed include Larry But on the other hand I am employing sound fiscal policy Thev said it and meant it.., Armyaux, Jeff Automobile, because of dropping baseball and soccer there will be more Jim Abrowhatsis, Jo Jo Soft- money to pour into our football program. Besides, both ass, Rich Delibel, Erhardt of teams were winning which is contrary to our present Hearing, Ortho Fergulizer, philosophy," said Tonearm. Head Baseball Coach Larry Pansy-ara, when a reportei asked Co-ed nude "The golf course will be useful for former Sports him for his batting order on Thursday for a Saturday game. Misinformation director Jo Jo Softass can be caddymaster "Hell, I don't know that now. I won't know the f#&!/#g wrestling and it will give me someplace to wine and dine the alumni. thing 'til right before the game when Andy Baylock gives it to varsity sport Lord knows I can't take them to the football games," me." UConn head baseball coach Larry Pansyera reaction was In the interest of getting predictable " #=—&—#—# '/ '/a #—#—&—!!!$" Heady Basketball Coach Dum Porno, when asked about the the entire campus involved in 3 father-like realtionship former coach Zee Roe, has with him. athletics, co-ed nude "I wish the damn guy would leave me alone already." wrestling will become a var- Athletic Director John Tonerarm when asked why the sity sport. basketall team was playing a home game in Dubuque, Io. Some basic rules of the said: sport are no insertion until "We're expecting our program. The U.S. is our campus!" second period play, no use of lubricants and grappling by Sullivan makes offer the hair anywhere. Coaching the team will be John Chapstick and Joe to purchase Yankees Maccarrone. In what many New York sportswriters are describing as an "We are still evaluating astute and sound move Red Sox general partners Knuckle- the talent and assessing the head Sullivan and Putty-head LePuke have made an offer to situation so it would be purchase the New York Yankee baseball team from present premature for any statement owner George Blowhard. at this time." said Maccar- "Both Puttyhead and I feel this move is in our best rone. interests. We are tired of being Avis to the Yankees' Hertz The recreation office is and by buy.ng the Yanks we can solve this problem. Besides presently considering the have you seen our team lately. They're terrible. There's no sport as part of its intramural program. pitch.ng staff. And some of the guys are the biggestB crybabys." said Sullivan. "With this sport we would When asked what he would do with the Red Sox if their not have to check I.D's for offer was accepted, Sullivan replied "I will dump them like a rosters but we would defi- Here's one UConn student getting ready to participate In load of manure. Or better yet, I'll sell the team cheapv to nitely be taking phone num- Charlie O Stingy. bers." said one source. the latest varsity sport on campus — co-ed nude wrestling.

t t • '■«#-#• -■ - "•'»*•*§"■*»*! Connecticut Daily Campus, Friday, March 31. 1978 'Don Quixote' a triumph WASHINGTON (UPI) — It was like radio's old said "she hem her attitude balances, without a "Can You Top This?" show, when comics cracked tremor, for a split second longer than any human jokes and the audience reaction recorded a winner. should have been able to." Copland reflects on Only this time it was not a tiny radio studio but the Opera House at the Kennedy Center. And it wasn't And Baryshnikov, in his latest effort at fifty years of music Senator Ford vs Harry Hirschfield, it was Mikhail choreography and direction, simply stunned the Baryshnikov in a ballet duet with Gelsey Kirkland. audience in Act 3 when in second position, he By JAMES L. OVERTON toured the huge stage in great, leaping, 360-degrec It wasn't, of course, really a battle between the turns that Isaac Newton would not have believed. HOUSTON (UPI) — Aaron Copland reflects on a two wondrous dancers who performed last week in life filled with musis. His eyes sparkle and Barshnikov's world-premiere adaptation of the The show is excellent. The action never flags, the beneath the aquiline nose a smile forms and turns Russian ballet "Don Quixote." And the audience audience — and dancers — never get a chance to into- a rubust chuckle from this man of gentle couldn't have — wouldn't have — chosen a winner. catch their breath. Don Quixote is somewhat lost in humor. the frenetic action — his character is really only a But the incredible acrobatics, the gravity-defying stagesetter for the acrobatics of Kirkland and leaps and twists that seemed more the stuff of Baryshnikov. Olympic gymnasts, almost made it appear a competition. For two hours, in an almost plotless The set was dazzling, the music strong in this ballet, Baryshnikov and Kirkland were all but alone benefit performance by- the American Ballet on stage. Theatre. And Baryshnikov proves, with his ability ARTS to keep the company at full speed for two hours, that he is not just another dancer, not just another He is the senior statesman of contemporary pretty face. music. He is the dean of American composers. The 'When thev danced together, observer sees the expression in his hands before In fact, he shows himself a fine actor as well. The the first note sounds and, at 77, there is a youthful story has farcical humor, and Baryshnikov struts vitality in his step as he mounts the concert and mugs shamelessly, playing to the audience podium. ... as thev frequently did... with timing and style. He is nothing if not cocky - I ve been mostly devoting my time to but so beguiling you cannot fault him. so talented inducting in the last few years I ve been you cannot begrudge him. composing for more than 50 years which is a nice long time tor doing anything, he oners with a thev were superb/ To show that any rivalry between the two stars mischievous laugh. "It would be very nice to go could not have been more friendly, during one of ahead and continue writing as if nothing had the seven curtain calls Kirkland mistakenly stepped happened and some lucky devils can do that. I seem When they danced together, as they frequently ahead of the other stars. to have bogged down a bit." did in their portrayal of the lovers, they were _ « _ ... ,.. ... Copland, talking with UPI prior to a recent guest Like a flash, BaryshnikovJ raced from his place in „„„,.„„,;„„ .—JL--. uatZrB. *u« IIM^. C,.„, superb. , * , ... .„ ., f e conducting appearance betore the Houston sym- line and pushed her, against her will, to the foot of ZIZJAI H,^, t^fifa, m,.«Wl HZm, But when they soloed, it was magic. Perhaps phony,nhnnii surveys the current American musical scene the stage and left her there, alone, as- the bravos with an optimism tempered by his own experience Kirkland's most spectaclar was a dazzling 30 came down from the top of the balcony over the box as a spokesman for contemporary music. seconds of flamenco in toe shoes. Perhaps it was where President and Mrs. Carter stood applauding. her temps de fleche — "arrow step" — in which "I've always felt part of a younger movement. In she incredibly double-kicks backward, her toe She stood there shyly, almost unwilling to be other words, it didn't seem to me possible or touching her hair. singled out. And when the curtain rang down for advisable or even very much fun to be all by Who would dare choose? The tiny ballerina is the last time and the house light went on, there yourself and do something... write great works perhaps as near to being lighter than air as anyone were scattered boos of disappointment that maybe and someonw will love them some day. It's can come. Washington Star reviewer Zofiz Smardz Kirkland and Baryshnikov would not take another more a question of... I'd like to write this kind of bow. stuff, where are my pals? My potential pals?' 01 ** M ^r =v= PlZZd FRITG *.ORI5T New 6 Year Program " PO Plaza — Kt. 195 leading to Storrs, Conn. 06268 i BA in Spanish - Foreign Trade FRIGD DOUGH WL€ and wicker sate MBA in international Business S75 For further information contact: 4ll Baskets Dept. of Romance and Classical Languages 9UI1MY dPPJLQ Q-8PM 10% off JHA 228 Large selection of kites, Butterfly Kites 9HdK£9PQIR€ (WG9T O1MPU0 Order your military ball corsages early. FOLF CONTEST 10 Connecticut Daily Campus. Friday, March 31. 1978

Vance is expected to get a citizen of Kinney and his was too small to qualify for KINNEY. Minn. (UPI) — passport one of these days, award of "one free slice Of help. The Census Bureau The "Republic of Kinney" Anderson said. She made no potica, a Balkan delicacy, at offered to take a new census has issued its first passports comment about Lance, the Mary's bar," located on at a cost of $23,000. The city and they didn't go to Cyrus former federal budget direc- "The Avenue of Giants" in couldn't afford that. Vance or Bert Lance. tor who recently turned in his downtown Kinney. Finally early this year, the Kinnev nation Passport No. 1 went to special diplomatic passport Other state and county mayor and the city council Mary Anderson, the plucky that allowed him to skip leaders also will receive com- drafted a resolution to mayor who wrote Secretary customs and gave him other plimentary passports. Vance. of State Vance and threaten- privileges while traveling a- Kinney's problems result- Sympathizers around the ed to secede. She said Kin- broad. ed from the doubling of its nation responded. Million- issues passports ney would fight if necessary The mayor sent the letter population that literally out- aire Duluth businessman to win the battle against red with a complimentary pass- ran its water in the last eight Jeno Paulucci presented Ma- tape and bureaucracy and port to Minnesota Gov. Rudy years. In 1970 the population yor Anderson a new "com- get this tiny community a Perpich announcing his ap- was 325. Now it is 618. mand car" for her police new $183,000 water system. pointment as an honorary All agencies said Kinney force.

2 roommates wanted — Carriage LOST: Reggae beret knit in Jamaican FRISBEE GOLF TOURNY. Sat April nat'l colors green, red, and yellow. House — summer sublet. $65/per- 1st registration 12 noon student union WANTED Lost 3/10 In or near Montelth. Brad mall open to all univ. students. son/month Call 429-5957. 742-6993. Summer Sublet - 4 bedroom apt. on CAMPUS WIDE ULTIMATE tourney Wanted TEACHERS at all levels. Wanted Female roommate to share Rt. 32. 5 miles from campus. $70/ Thanks W.B. I'll meet you in the igloo April 1, any interested ultimate teams Foreign and Domestic Teachers. Box aparlnient ,n west Willington- bedroom Furnished. June 1-Aug 31. at midnight. ILYT, M.C. contact Brian Toal 429-7545. by 1063 Vancouver..Wash. _ 98660- Stafford Springs area. Call Diana 429-7958 Friday.

Want to sublet or rent House on (lake 684"^4_1.5. Summer Sublet: Partially furnished 2 PENGUIN CLUB — Important Organ- front i or near Coventry or Andover bedroom apt 1VJ bath, w/w carpet, ACTIVITIES zational meeting for Penguin Hunting Lake for summer - or longer Call R'ders to Greenwich on Friday 1. Call dishwasher, disposal, pool rights. Safari to North Pole. Call 429-9110. 429-3996 after 4 p.m. T<>rry at 429-0542 Walden Apts Rent negotiable. Call The UConn Freestyle wrestling Club 429-5113. evenings. is welcoming new members. Meet- Dialogue/ Drop-In Center Help Line Summer sublet - Mid-May-Sept one Summer Openings: Looking for de- open for crisis intervention counsel- ings are Tuesdays and Thursdays bedroom apt with garage, walk to pendable workers. Must be able to from 3 to 5 p.m. in the Hawley ing, information referral services, campus Quiet wooded area Evening. rapping. 5 p.m.-1 a.m. every night at handle responsibility. $315 per week Apts for Rent. Fireplaces A/C, Armory Wrestling room. 429-2759 Keep trying Alternative heat available, Summer 4 Gilbert Rd., Storrs, Ct. 429-6484. For info write to: Summer Work, Box and Fail leases available. North Found A plack and white cat (female) A48. 845 Boiyston. Boston. Mass. Willington Village. 643-2139, on Daieviiie Rd West Willington 02116 684-3081 Very affectionate if she's yours please can 429-8733 after 5:30 Sublet two bedroom Woodhaven Two females looking for apartment or BILLY JACK apartment with terrace. Convenient Wanted Person to sublease own room 'house and roommate(s) for 78/79. ground floor $195/mo. June-Sept. •n house close to campus Available Non smokers preferred. Call Lil Cra.g. Jim 487-0585. end of March (flexible). Call 429-5234 429-6989 or 429-9986 Apartment to sublet Immediately. IS COMING 1 One bedroom, 2 miles from UConn Wanted Roommate needed for apt. in Women, join the "Color Guard' flags $l70'month. Call 456-1695 evenings. Coventry, own room. June-August. 4 of the UConn Marching Band! No miles to UConn Option to rent in Fall experience needed ..training sessions Summer Sublet: spaceous 2 April 3-5-6-10, tryouts April 12. All bedroom corner apt. option to lease in Call Christie 742-8078 after 8 pm. fall Pool rights. Partially furnished. Sat., April 1st, PB36 sessms at 6:30 p.m., College of Woodhaven Rent negotiable. Call Waitresses Wanted Part time $2.66 Agriculture Auditorium. 429- ^on7 per hour plus tips to start Hours can Rooms for Rent: Semi-furnished May- Ride Wanted: From Willi to UConn at be worked out to fit your schedule Aug Walking distance from campus. Apply m person Blue Max Cafe rt. 6 7 am Mon. through Fri. Willing to Pond with beach 4.5 acres. $80/mo. No Wmdham or call 423-7139 ask for share expenses Call 486-2479 or 429-4393 »»for 6 Phil 423-3544 7:00 and 9:15 PERSONALS Summer Jobs Available: Cooks, fry- Wanted: People to sublet 5 room cooks Ki'chen help Fox's Lobster apartment 5 miles from campus, Hail to the Chief and I love You. House. York Beach. ME Contact May-August. $145/mo. Call Steve or Admission $1.00 Dave at 423-8374 nights Pete. 429-7426 for info Gene. I love you. No kidding Jenny. CKS: Thanks for helping make 22' Bicyclists — meeting aimed at getting LOST: Plastic, yellow loose-leaf bind- feel not quite so old. Always, VBM. senous bicyclists together for some er containint newspaper clippings. If Dan: Thanks and Yes. You may get in Sponsored bv Sigma Chi Fraternit> good nding S.U 101 March 29 7-8 ^^Re^rr*0' ^^ Carr°"' the best word; but I got my reputation p m for getting the last. Yours. Romance Language House presents "MANDALA A Classic Film RITES " bv the director of

"The Graduate" An art exhibit bv Nadine De Laerence * The L^t'lrH - EE U.S. & -Cinemascope- Opening night is April 3; ♦ I> the Right to 7:00-9:00 p.m.. everyone is ;

The Federation of Students and Service Organizations FSSO CHECK - CASHING SERVICE in conjunction with the UConn COOP and the cooperation of CBT Now open at the COOP: Mon-Fri 8:30-5 PM Sat 9:30 - 1:30 PM Open to all undergraduate students for cheeks up to $20.00

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MARKETPLACE Apartment for rent: $185 per month Have a REAL party with E.B SOUND Tennis Fans — Women's Head. For Sale Stereo Equipment Crown DC 300A Power Amp 160 watts/ plus utilities. 5 V? miles from campus. Fantastic sound and lights, and the Tennis Dresses for sale. More than FOR SALE channel $375 or best offer Gene 2 bedroom, carpeting, laundry facili best price. Call 429-5694 half off! Call 487-0426 Watson Hall "The Scratch Band" at McMahon, 429-2519 ties. Dogs welcome. Call Pat 429-955J Rm 322 April 1, 9-1. $2.00 in advance at STAYING UP THIS WEEKEND? Have a REAL party with E.B switchboard (4-6 p.m.). $2.50 at door. 67 Chevy Caprice, white 4 door. 3.27 SOUND Fantastic sound and lights, FOR SALE: "64 Dodge Coronet - DON'T MISS THE RUSSELL A V8, 4 new shocks and exhaust system and the best price Call 429-5694 BYOB — no minors. good running condition, new battery PANCAKE BREAKFAST SAT., recently Call 429-9924 after 6. Tired of paying too much on your Auto $200 Call Geoffrey 429-9384. Leave APRIL 1. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. $1.25 ALL STAYING UP THIS WEEKEND? Insurance? Call Tom Lobo 8 a.m.-8 message. YOU CAN EAT. DON'T MISS THE RUSSELL A Need a fix? I do good reasonably PANCAKE BREAKFAST SAT . p.m. 423-1911 or 642-7125. MEXICAN DINNER: featuring chili, priced work on older domestic cars I APRIL I 9 am - 2 p.m. $1 25 ALL Announcing the UConn Outing Club lacos, cornbread, nachos, ice cream. also do welding, work on motorcycles YOU CAN EAT FOR SALE: Audio VOX FM-8 Track Square Dance. Sat., April 1, Hawley At Stowe 0 4/1/78 from 2 p.m.-8 p.m. and repair most anything mechanical Announcing the UConn Outing Club tape player 2 Pioneer TX-43 car Armory, 8-12 p.m. Admission $1.25. $1.75. Presented by the S.F.A. 429-0352. Square Dance Sat.. April 1. Hawley speakers. Call Matt: 487-0750 Ext. 32. Beginners Welcome. Armory. 8-12 p.m. Admission $1 25. Compact stereo: turntable. 8-trac> Beginners Welcome For Sale: Stereo Equipment Crown REMINDER — If your are looking quality clothing Tux rental, Tailoring, Kappa Kappa Psi: Nothing to do? Pub player am/fm receiver, 2 speaker: DC 300A Power Amp. 160 watts/ Kappa Kappa Psi: Nothing to do' Pub too crowded? We'll satisfy your (10" woofers). $175. Call Ron channel $375 or best offer. Gene alterations, come to see us. Church too crowded? We'll satisfy your hunger and thirst pains at the 429-0270. _ 429-2519. Reed mens shop (Next to Ae\P) hunger and thirst pains at the Beerfest, Sat.^ApriM. 8:30-12:30. Beerfest. Sat . April 1 8:30-12:30. 429-0808. FOR SALE: Univox 105 Watt Head See Billy Jack April Fool's Day, For Sale: Green '73 VW - 60,000 miles TYPING more, enjoying it less? Let also Epiphone FT-165 12 string gui 66 VW bug, 4 new tires, runs good, Presented ty Sigma Chi. PB 36. $50 - includes plastic Jesus on dash, needs battery, 38 mpg, must sell. my fingers do the walking (typing) tar. $175 and $125 respectively, or Showings are 7:00 and 9:15 for only excellent rear view mirror, locking need $300 429-9460 evenings Call Fran 429-2501. after 5 p.m. best offers. 429-0690. $1 00._ gascap (sorry gas cap recently stolen) Call John 429-8732. For Sale: 7TU Cheapo Parachute SPAGHETTI DINNER by candlelite diving gear: Scubapro regulator, Stereo Cassette Tape Recorder, Na- PRE-MEDICAL, PRE-DENTAL STU- GET THE BEST OF THE SUMMER SUBLETS. Three bedroom apartment w/music SAT 4-9 P.M. at GOOD- Nemrod aluminum tank, and acces- tional Panasonic, dolby system, tape DENTS MCAT, DAT COMPREHEN- sories Gibson Guitar AMP Call in Ashford available for summer YEAR B. select, and pause. Precision recording SIVE REVIEW MANUALS $6.00 228-0486 evenings sublet. A luxury apartment, w/w Tired ot paying too much on your Autc excellent condition. $80.00 232 MONEYBACK GUARANTEE, FREE GET THE BEST OF TH€ SUMMER carpets, all appliances, incl. dish- Insurance? Call Tom Lobo 8 a.m.-fi Sprague 429-9345, Joe. INFORMATION. DATAR PUBLISH- p.m. 423-1911 or 642-7125. SUBLETS. Three bedroom apartment ERS, 1620 McELDERRY BALTI- washer, etc. Nice summer setting, 'n Ashford available for summer just think of the cool breeze and warm sublet A luxury apartment, w/w Tired of starchy spaghetti — come to MORE, MARYLAND, 21205. FOR SALE: Audio VOX FM-8 Track nights. Will sacrifice.. only $200 mon- tape player 2 Pioneer TX-43 car carpets, all appliances, incl dish- the mexican dinner at Stowe D 4/1/78 washer, etc Nice summer setting, thly. Call Mark, Rich 429-9384, 8 a.m. speakers Call Matt: 487-0750 Ext 32 2 p.m.-8 p.m. only $1.75. Fishermen: Flies of all sizes and types just think of the cool breeze and warm for sale. Thousands available now or to 2 a.m. "The Scratch Band" at McMahon. nights Will sacrifice...only $200 mon- thly Call Mark. Rich 429-9384. 8 am will tie to your specifications. Call TYPING more, enjoying it less? Let April 1, 9-1. $2.00 in advance at to 2 am Charles Favour at 429-5946. my fingers do the walking (typing) switchboard (4-6 p.m.) $2 50 at door Friday, Call Fran 429-2501, after 5 p.m. BYOB — no minors. Low Cost flights to Europe & Israel See Billy Jack April Fool's Day. Call Aviva 9 a m -7 p.m. N Y. time March 31st Presented by Sigma Chi. PB 36 8O0-2P3-7676 STOftftS Showings are 7:00 and 9:15 for only COLLEGE 429-6062 $1.00 WANTED >iii » »•. « DISCO '74 Yamaha RD 350 quick dependable NOW THRU TIIFSnA Y streetbike, maroon, backrest, comes COUNSELORS ASSOCIATION OF Daily 2:00 6:30 9:00 Sat.-Sun.2:00 4:15 6:30 9:00 with 2 helmets, spare headlight, $700 PRIVATE CAMPS seeks qualified Featuring firm. 429-9460, 6-8 evenings "Jane Fonda and Vanessa Redgrave counselors for 90 member camps E.B. Sound For Sale: Hockey equipment Used located N Eastern U.S.. July and are Close tO perfection." -Newsweek Magazine 1 knee pads, helmet, elbow pads. Call August. Contact: Association of Pri- 429-6474 ask for Joshua, rm. N105. vate Camps 55 West 42nd St.. New SHIPPEE MEXICAN DINNER: featuring chili, York. NY. 10036 (212) 736-6595 tacos. cornbread. nachos, ice cream. At Stowe D 4/1/78 from 2 p.m.-8 p.m. COUNSELORS WANTED - Physical PIT $1.75 Presented by the S.F.A. Education, athletes. WSI. drama. Apartment for rent: $185 per month A&C. general, coed overnight camp. c plus utilities. 5'/2 miles from campus (ft, NY. State Apply David Ettenberg. 10-3 50 Based on a true story 2 bedroom, carpeting, laundry facili- 15 Eldorado Place. Weehawken. New PRINTS BY OelUXE* ties. Dogs welcome. Call Pat 429-9555 :\£S££LJ£S£L Wanted: TEACHERS at all levels FOR SALE: '64 Dodge Coronet — Foreign and Domestic Teachers. Box good running condition, new battery 1063 Vancouver. Wash 98660 $200 Call Geoffrey 429-9384 Leave message., Waiter Wanted: for small campus Tired of starchy spaghetti — come to dormitory — call 429-9110 and ask for the mexican dinner at Stowe D 4/1/78 Phil or John 2 p.m.-8 p.m. only $1.75.

2nd Annual INNERS FOOL'S DAY JORKT and do we have a lot to celebrate! LOX & BdGGL BRUNCH VQ PlaA — Kt. 195 The Derelects are back and the Storrs. Conn. 06268 Fool's Engaged...We will seek the answers to these and other quesitons: sun. Ami Q 12:00 noon Will S.S. be kicked out of the monastary? What curled J.E.'s hair? wicKrsSle AT mua HOIKe Was J.R. Good in florida? Will Swan sell "Burgers &Fries, & Fish & All Baskets 51.25 dLL YOU GIN €A1 Fries? Whose wedding is J.C. shopping for? 1C% off featuring Has K.M. recovered? Large selection of kites, Ms. Esther Rubin of the Social work staff at UConn Medical School What's causing W.F.K.'s insomnia? Butterfly Kites will speak on •"Marriage and the College Student. Will MG come between G.Z. and J.K.? Remember: $1.93 Israeli dancing to follow "ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG" Order jwur militarv ball FSSO funded Meet in Base 3 Reverse order at 8. corsages early. ■n MCMrlHOh DdMCC >. FCATURING "THC tCMTCH BAND " dPRIL f-OOS - MT MIGHT ***"> m W'** '~?v 9:00 • 1:00 m 19.00 ' HI dDMNCC S2.50 ^ THe DOOR '; jftj. MO Willitnanticf* Flower Shop BYOB MINORS PLCdSC 1173 Main St. Willimantic. Ct. 06226 dDVMNC€ TICkCTS Oh S/JLC MARCH 97 - 31 Phone: 423-6306 AT THC SWITCHBOARD FROM 4-6 PM Across the street from Kentuck} Fried Chicken Daily Deliveries to Campus FR€G "SCRATCH BAND" ALBUMS For out of town orders Call 3 days in TO BG GNCri AWAY advance, to assume delivery iL 12 Connecticut Daily Campus, Friday, March 31, 1978

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The University of Connecti- singles positions will be filled ECKERSLEY from the Cleveland Indians in The Atlanta Braves waived former Met cut men's tennis team will by players who have looked a six-player deal. pitcher BUZZ CAPRA, and reserves TOM travel to Boston Saturday very good in practice, but In addition to Eckersley the Red Sox also PACIOREK, CRAIG ROBINSON, and VIC afternoon to start its 11- have not yet been tested agai acquired FRED KENDALLI in the trade CORRELL. match spring season against outside competition. Senior which sent pitchers RICK WISE and MIKE Jockey STEVE CAUTHEN was hit with a Boston College. Bruce Marks will be in the PAXTON along with reserve catcher BO four day suspention by the California Racing The Eagles will be the first fourth singles position with DIAZ and infielder TED COX to Cleveland. Board for interference in a March 10 race. of many tough squads the freshman George Kramer as VU)A BLUE returned to the Giants The suspension means Cauthen can't ride Huskies will face this spring, the fifth man. and junior Ray Thursday after a ten day absence from San in the Santa Anita Derby Sunday. The Derby but UConn Men's Tennis Bahr in the sixth position. Francisco's Arizona camp in Phoenix. He is a Kentucky Derby preview race Head Coach John Chapman The doubles pairings will has been fined $500 for each day he The GEORGIA TECH athletic board and his team hope the ex- be Ken and Jim Peterson in missed votred unanimously to join the Atlantic perience and the ability of the first position, and Blom- The White Sox dealt catcher JIM ESSIAN Coast Conference. The Ramblin' Wreck had UConn's top three players quist and Bahr as the second and pitcher STEVE RENKO to the Oakland been a member of the Southeastern Confe- will be the start of a winning team. Marks will lead the A's for relief pitcher PABLO TORREALBA. rence. season. third team; his partner is yet The Brewers got into the action by cutting The Huskies will once undecided. Compiled from UPI outfielders STEVE BRYE and VON again be lead by senior Other players certain to see co-captains Ken and Jim action for the Huskies this Peterson, who will start in spring are Steve Greenwood. Baseball, Supporter, Banner on WHUS the first and second single Dean Lindenmuth. Tom Mar- positions respectively. man, Phil Valentine, and The Peterson brothers have Eric Wann. Soccer banquet tickets still available been among UConn's top six According to Chapman, the players for all of their four Huskies are well prepared Another sports weekend for ing with a member of the the team. years here, and can be for their first match, despite WHUS radio. UConn baseball team as his The entertainment will expected to give consistently the inclement weather of the At 12:45 p.m. Saturday probable guest. Andy consist of a social hour from 6 good performances in their past few weeks. Pete Strang and Wayne Young's in-depth and pene- to 7 p.m. with a multi-slide matches. "The weather has been Clark will bring you UConn- trating interview with Gordie presentation reviewing the The third ranked singles against us. but the new Holy Cross baseball action. Howe will also be heard 1977 season and a 90 minute player will be junior Steve courts (near Towers Quad) In a special ceremony at The Ninth Annual UConn video tape replay of the San Blomquist. He has also been have allowed us to practice approximately 12:30 WHUS soccer team banquet will be Francisco game. Dinner will one of UConn's top players outside earlier than we would sports director will unveil his held Monday April 3rd at follow. over the past several years, have if we were still using new banner. Jury's Restaurant. All The cost is $10 per person and has shown great im- the clay courts. Also, many At 7 p.m. Saturday will be UConn soccer alumni and with a choice of halibut or provement since the fall sea- players went south to play The Athletic Supporter with friends are invited (Dutch New York Sirloin. RSVP is son. over the spring break, which the omnipresent Mayer host- Treat) to the dinner honoring requested by this afternoon. has helped their progress. I think that we're ahead of many schools right now."' KENT PIZZA □ □□□□□□□ Chapman said. UConn will need to take This Fri., Sal. & Sun: nappvbirthday — good advantage of their pre- season preparation if they Large Moz/.arella Pizza with ham burg hope to beat Boston College. or pepperoni for 4J>Q /I Q The Eagles soundly defeated Mark UConn 8-1 last year here at Storrs. and they can be 195 Merrow Road Tolland, Ct. expected to start a very strong line-up again this 875-6297 year. The fact that BC has already played in two pre- WHUS 91.7 f M STCRCO & THIRSTY CdR Exploring the Jewish Experienee season scrimmages (against PRCSCNT "NCW W/1VJC" WITH Harvard and Brown) should Fall 1978 Course Offerings also contribute toward their SIRG RGCORDIMG dRTISTS strength on Saturday. Mochtern Jewish Thought Even though the competi- TALKING HCdDS tion is formidable, Chapman Hebrew 298. 01 ; Tuesday 11-12:30 Professor E. Goldsmith said he feels that a winning RGCORDGD LNC IN CONCGRT Introduction to Yiddish Language season is very possible for the Huskies. FRI. M/1RCH31 5-6PM and Culture "We're very experiences in «>- »»»»»»>^gyj xsccascsswasassacscgsggss Hebrew 298. 02 or German 298 01; TuTh 2-3:00 Professor E. our 1.2 and 3 spots with the TH€N fRI., dPRIL 7 AT 9 PM Goldsmith Petersons and Blomquist; if Male and Female Relationships they lose, it will be because " OLD WdVJG" WITH they were beaten, not be- in the Bible cause they beat themselves. Hebrew 298. 03; Wednesday 7-10 Professor H. Cohen ROBIN WILLI/WON If we can win in these three (GX-IMCRGDIBLG STRING BdflD) American Migration to Israel positions, and if our doubles dND HIS MGRRY BdND Sociology 298. 01: MW 2-2:30 Professor A. Dashefsky teams come through, we RGCORDGD LNG IN CONCGRT Beginning Hebrew have an excellent chance of Hebrew 151; See Directory of Classes Professor M. Samuels winning the team competi- tions. But it will be tough, PRGSGNTGD BY WHUS Continuing Hebrew and we'll have to get lucky in & Hebrew 153: TuTh 9-11 Professor E. Goldsmith some areas," he said. THIRSTY CdR PRODUCTIONS ooocx lOOOOOOt

BUCKLCY HAH -rO UCMB * KKY * TBS presents BdkCD BGGR FGST RGSH FKH dDMItflOM, .75 /• SdT .. dPRIL 1 featuring FRIDAY 9PCCTRUM OF BOSTON TGD'9 MdRCH 31 R.O.T.C. RGSTdUMNT 8:00 - 12:00 BYOfcMIXCRS Admission SLOO 429-9545 BEER • HOTDOGS * MUNCHIES fUll Tdke OUT dMIWBLe rf% *% 14 Connecticut Daily Campus, Friday, March 31, 1978 ON APRIL FOOL'S NIGHT (APRIL 1ST) CHECK OUT THE GREAT PRETENDERS AS THEY PANTOMIME HITS FROM THE 50's & 60's TO SHEER PERFECTION.

Saturday, April 1 SUB 8:00 Tickets on sale Rm. 319 Commons 50* student $1.00 non-student 2 Tickets per UConn ID TICKETS ALSO AVAILABLE AT THE DOOR THE NIGHT OF THE SHOW Connecticut Daily Campus, Friday, March 31. 1978 Pairings for UConn Indoor Soccer Tourney

1. New Haven Group A 3 Fieldhouse 2. CCSC 3. UConn Blue 1 8:15 4. UMass 2 12

11:15 Group B 5 5. URI 2:15 6. Holy Cross 7. Sacred Heart 3 9:00 ' 8. ECSC 4 14

9. UConn Red Group C 9

10. Lowell 11. C.W. Post 5 9:45 16 12. Rutgers 6

12:00 13. Adelphi Group D 2 14. Barrington 7 10:30 15. Plymouth n J ..»_ 8 Dunaav s 16. SCSC 8 5:15 Champion Gym 17. Bridgeport Group E 1 18. Assumption round 19. Boston I . 9 18:15

20. Madison 10 ■ 6 12:45 7 21. Babson Group F 22. Boston C. 1 ■ ' ' ,23. MIT 11 9:00 12 13 24. Stevens Tech

Group G 11 25. Army 3:00 26. American 9:45 27. Providence 13 28. Bucknell 14 15 1:30 29. UConn White Group H 10 30. Maine 31. Coast Guard 15 10:30 32. Lafayette 16 4

In Saturday's round robin shown). All games from the all four teams in each letter- third round to the champion- SCOREBOARD ed group (A.B.C, etc.) will ship game of the winners EXHIBITION BASEBALL play each other once. The (championship) bracket will NBA ACTION San Antonio 99 Cleveland 95 Red Sox 8 Mete 0 two teams from each letter be played in the Fieldhouse. Washington 123 Knicks 108 Texas 6 Kansas City 5 group with the best records All games from the third Toronto 3 Philadelphia 2 round on of the losers Milwaukee 105 Indiana 100 advance to the championship Milwaukee 12 Seattle 4 bracket will be played in NHL ACTION bracket Sunday. Boston 6 Pittsburgh 3 San Diego 7 California 2 Once a team is in the Guyer Gym. The winner of Los Angeles 4 Detroit 0 Minnesota 4 Montreal 0 championship bracket, it the consolation (losers) Cleveland 5 Buffalo 3 Cincinnati 5 St. Louis 4 faces single elimination, and bracket wins third place, but Colorado 1 Washington 0 [1 P) San Francisco 7 Cleveland 4 with a loss will be dropped to once a team is dropped to the WHA ACTION Detroit 3 Pittsburgh 1 consolation bracket, it cannot White Sox 3 Yankees 2 the consolation bracket (not win the tournament. Winnipeg 4 Indianapolis 1 PANCAKE to Central SAT APRIL 1st • 8:00 - 1:30 AM 9TUDIO TH€dT€R Treatmrer'a Office ONLY $1.50 rlH€ dRTS CGMTCR 2 - 5 Daih

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By JAY SPIEGEL firstbaseman with a .371 batting average. The 1978 University of "He may be the best hitter Connecticut Baseball team, in New England. I don't UConn first 28-8. and the NCAA New think even Larry Panciera England Champions last year would dispute that," HC in weekly open their home and north- Sports Information Director baseball poll ern seasons Saturday after- Richard Lewis said Thurs- noon, with a 1 o'clock game day. against Holy Cross at the Panciera said shortstop UConn Baseball Field. Doug Coffed, who suffered a Team Pta. UConn Head Baseball spike injury in North Caro- 1. Connecticut (8)6-0 54 Coach Larry Panciera will lina, would play Saturday. 2. Maine (4) 48 send senior righthander Panciera has also named 3. Massachusetts 28 4. Boston College 17 Mike Fredericks, 1-0 this Mike Panciera as the desig- 5. Harvard 12 season, to the mound for the nated hitter. Panciera is hit- 6. Fairfield 10 7. Holy Cross 7 6-0 Huskies. ting .353. The other cnange 8. Providence 2 The Eagles are on the rise in the Husky lineup since the 9. Tie-Rhode Island 1 following an 18-14 season southern trip has Randy La Brown 1 last year, and own a 6-1-1 Vigne in left field, probably record after their southern trip two weeks ago. Neither to get his .500 bat into the loses ballgames. If Freder- team has practiced on its own lineup. icks can keep the consistency he has already shown this field this year. Still, in the windy days of Holy Cross, a veteran club season, the UConn bats will spring baseball, getting the take care of the rest. made up of many two-sport ball over the plate wins and athletes, including gridders Peter Colombo and Neil Solomon and hoopster Ron- The Lineups nie Perry, will go with either Ted Rockwell (2-1 last sea- UConn Holv Cross son) or Rick Jasinski on the P-Mike Fredericks P-Ted Rockwell or Rick Jasinski mound. C-AI Garray C-Rick Allen 1B-Gary Woodfield 1B-Jasinski or Phil Johnson Should Eagle Head Coach 2B-Jim Toler 2B-Peter Colombo Staff Photo by Joseph Niedermeyer Jack Whelan go with Rock- 3B-Neii Solomon 38-Dave Showalter SS-Ronnie Perry well, his club won't be losing SS-Doug Coffed LF-Glen Verrette UConn's Mike Fredericks, the starting pitcher in the that much, although Jasinski LF-Randy LaVigne Cf-Rockwell W Rick Degnault Huskies' baseball home opener, Saturday at 1 p.m. vs. Holy CF-Mark Roy RF-John Holiver is regarded as Holy Cross' RF-Craig Pinney Cross. top pitcher. Jasinski is also a DH-Mike Panciera teams

By JAY SPIEGEL will be looking for their the top Husky entry in the phy and Rich Murray, will tion should come from New second tourney champion- event, will be bolstered by make up the Husky defense, Haven, Adelphi, Bridgeport Thirty two teams including, ship, even though the home the return of goalie Bob with Wilbert Cadet, Medrick and Babson, last year's three from the University of team has been in the finals in Ross, who was out all season Innocent, Rick Kren, Joe champion. UConn teams play Connecticut will cram into five of the previous seven with a neck injury. Morrone Jr., and England's on Saturday at (Red) 11:35 the claustrophobic facilities years. Tony Carvahlo, Erhardt Tonv Posner up front. a.m.-3:05 p.m. (White) 6:45- of the UConn Fieldhouse this The UConn 'Red' Squad, Kapp, Jim Lvman, Ken Mur- The Huskies' main opposi- 10:15 p.m., and Blue (8:00- weekend, for the eighth ver- 11:30 a.m.). sion of "The Big Daddy" of indoor soccer tournaments. UConn Red UConn White UConn Blue TOURNEY PAIRINGS The UConn Indoor Soccer ON PAGE 15 Tournament. G-Bob Ross G-Bob Salvato B-Tony Carvahlo G-Paul Winstanley There will be 72 games Secrets strategy will go for B-Chris LaPrade B-Erhardt Kapp B-Rob Docherty naught, with three teams B-Steve Ledger over the two day period with B-Jim Lyman B-Chris Frederickson B-Charlie McSpirit the championship game at dressing in the same locker B-Ken Murphy B-Rick Gindsie B-Dan Pokras B-Rich Murray B-Ken Kurtz 5:15 on Saturday in the area, but hopefully the soc- B-Larry Ross F-Wilbert Cadet B-Eric Malcolm F-Johnny Blank Fieldhouse. Refreshments cer will reflect the intensity F-Medrick Innocent F-Jim Corcoran F-Don Conklin of getting undressed. F-Rick Kren F-Mark DuRivage will be sold where hoop F Mike Howard The Huskies of Head F-Joe Morrone Jr. F-Mark Girourd souvenirs are peddled during F-Tony Posner F-Eric Picard F-Chris Harwood Soccer Coach Joe Morrone F-Dan Sullivan basketball season. Admis- sion for all games is free. Nevers makes Sting squad; to miss Dallas with illness By JAY SPIEGEL As a member of the first United States soccer team to play in Cuba since 1959, UConn's Tom Nevers developed an intestinal ailment. And that is the only thing keeping him out of the Chicago Sting's first North American Soccer League game, Saturday night in Dallas. Nevers, one of many Sting players to get sick in Cuba, where the Sting defeated a Cuban squad, 2-0, came home to Willimantic to recover, but will return to Chicago Monday for practice. Nevers was drafted in the fourth round by the Sting in January and impressed the club with his "guts and determination", according to Steve Weber, Sting public relations director. Nevers and the University of Rhode Island Dan McCrudden, the Sting's first round draft choice, were the only draftees who made the club's roster this season. "I think I'm all set. I've been inactive for the past three or four days, but I'll be going back to Chicago Sunday," Nevers said. "I have a one year contract, and the club has the option to renew it after the season," he added. Nevers will be here Saturday for the UConn Indoor Soccer Tournament. Nevers was with the club for their spring training, two weeks in Barbados and one week in Haiti, and "has been used mostly at wing, but he has also played some striker," Weber said. Nevers appears well on the way to making his mark on the NASLwiih his aggressive and Staff Photo by Joseph Niedermeyer determined play, as long as the Sting doesn't schedule any more trips to Cuba. Tom Nevers