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HURRICANESTUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE IN CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA, SINCE 1929 ADMINISTRATION Harvard dean of public health to replace Shalala

PRESIDENTIAL RESUME

PLACE OF BIRTH: Mexico City DATE OF BIRTH: Dec. 20, 1953 NATIONALITY: Mexican and Spanish SPOUSE: Felicia Knaul, associate professor at Harvard Medical School and director of the Harvard Global Equity Initiative

EDUCATION M.D. from the National Autono- mous University of Mexico in 1978 in Mexico City Master in Public Health in 1981, a Master of Arts in sociology in 1982, and a joint PhD from the depart- ments of Medical Care Organization and Sociology, all from the Univer- sity of Michigan, Ann Arbor Author of more than 140 articles in academic journals, and many books and book chapters Dean of faculty at the Harvard T. H. Chan School of Public Health ERIKA GLASS // MANAGING NEWS EDITOR since 2009 WARM WELCOME: Dr. Julio Frenk, dean of the faculty at Harvard’s public health school, was confi rmed as the University of Miami’s sixth president. He replaces Donna E. Shalala, who will step down at the end of the academic year. ADMINISTRATIVE Frenk will replace Donna E. Shalala, renown University of Miami presidents,” ROLES Frenk meets faculty, who steps down at the end of the academic San Roman said. “During the student lead- Executive director for Evidence year. His term begins Sept. 1, 2015. er discussion, I was excited to see that Dr. and Information for Policy at the student leaders “I have a great desire to take the univer- Frenk wants to further immerse our univer- World Health Organization from 1998 to 2000 BY ALEXANDER GONZALEZ sity to the next level,” Frenk said. “This is sity into the greater Miami community.” Minister of Health for Mexico from EDITOR-IN-CHIEF the Miami moment. The university is poised Daniela Lorenzo, president-elect of the  to achieve great heights.” Federation of Cuban Students, also attended 2000-06 Dr. Julio Frenk was confirmed as the Following a campus-wide celebration the meeting. She was equally excited about Founding chair of the board of University of Miami’s sixth president and that included free food from food trucks, Frenk’s wife, Felicia Knaul, who is applying the Institute for Health Metrics first Hispanic president on Monday. Soon student leaders from more than 15 organiza- to join UM’s faculty in fall 2015. Knaul is and Evaluation at the University of after the press conference, the current dean tions had the opportunity to talk shop with an associate professor at Harvard Medical Washington of faculty at the Harvard School of Public Frenk. School and director of the Harvard Global Former president of the Carso Health was given a Hurricanes welcome by “He was very open to hearing student Equity Initiative. Health Institute in Mexico City the UM band, dancers dressed in orange concerns and was willing to work with us di- “She was so witty and insightful and Senior Fellow in the Bill & Melinda and green, and of course, Sebastian the Ibis. rectly to improve our campus community,” so personable that I know she’ll be a great Gates Foundation’s Global Health But this was not his first time visit- said Brianna Hathaway, Student Govern- faculty member and will enhance the U program ing the ibis-covered campus. In fact, Frenk ment president-elect. greatly,” Lorenzo said.  Member of the U.S. Institute of came to the Gables campus as part his medi- Current SG President Alessandria San Medicine, the American Academy of cal school training in the mid-1970s. Roman echoed Hathaway’s sentiments. Arts and Sciences and the National “I have fond memories of that encoun- “Dr. Frenk was extremely personable Academy of Medicine of Mexico ter,” Frenk told . and genuinely excited to join the ranks of the SEE PRESIDENT, PAGE 3 MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK 2

COMMUNITY Coral Gables elections end competitive campaign Mayor wins third brera lodged a complaint with the Within university-related and general safety. They prom- Miami-Dade Ethics Commission housing at the UV, senior Ben ised more crime prevention ef- Election winners two-year term against Cason, saying Cason had Morris said security is always pres- forts and a healthy fire service and been bribing voters by promising ent and streets are well lit, but the emergency response, all of which MAYOR (GROUP I) BY ISABELLA CUETO to fix sidewalks and roadways. outer boundaries may get danger- gained them the support of public STAFF WRITER The high crime rate in recent ous for students traveling at night. workers. Jim Cason years and a string of burglaries in “Coming from New Jersey, Harold Louis, a lieutenant Coral Gables mayor will continue in office The peaceful stillness at the Coral Gables was a leading point it was kind of a culture shock to in the City of Coral Gables fire for two more years. Before being elected mayor, polling station at the BankUnited of tension among candidates and have that kind of fluidity between department, held a sign outside he was a U.S. Foreign Service officer, diplomat Center as voters trickled in to elect citizens alike. Cabrera harshly crit- areas that are a little dangerous Precincts 639 and 640 at the Bank and recipient of the Presidential Meritorious a new mayor and commissioners icized Cason, charging the mayor and areas that are safe,” Morris United Center, and said he hoped Service Award, among other things. Cason beat Tuesday was anything but repre- lacked concern for public safety. said. that a change in leadership would former commissioner Ralph Cabrera by 1,123 sentative of the months of fierce “I myself live in Coral Gables The problem, according to boost morale at his fire station. votes. competition for office. and have young children, and the Coral Gables firefighter Carlos “You couldn’t get the best The election pitted Mayor safety of my family is paramount,” Martinez, is cutbacks in the public employees to work here,” Louis COMMISSIONER (GROUP IV) Jim Cason and former city com- said Annette Strauch, sister-in-law safety departments. Coral Gables said. “They don’t just do it for Frank Quesada missioner Ralph Cabrera. Cason of Group V city commissioner has taken fire rescue trucks out money.” Quesada has been a city commissioner handily defeated Cabrera, win- candidate Ariel Fernandez. of service and reduced personnel, Louis, who has worked for since 2011. He began his career as a lawyer and ning a third two-year term. In- Around the University of Martinez said. the city for 23 years, attributes has served on a number of committees and civil cumbent Commissioner Frank Miami, however, mugging is a “We don’t have the right much of the crumbling infrastruc- projects since, including the Traffic Advisory Quesada was re-elected over En- more pressing fear. The universi- amount of people to do the job ture – at times, literally, like one Board and the Coral Gables Community Foun- rique Lopez in Group IV with 73 ty’s Emergency Notification Net- safely,” he said. “It is dangerous Gables fire station that he said is dation. Quesada defeated candidate Enrique percent of the vote. In Group V, a work sends out alerts whenever enough as it is.” falling apart — to what he called Lopez with around 73 percent of the vote. six-way race for a seat in the com- there is a crime on or around cam- Martinez stood outside the the “attack” on public workers. mission, Jeannett Slesnick won pus, but many streets outside the Precinct 612 at the St. Augustine “People are paying an ex- CITY COMMISSIONER (GROUP V) with 32 percent of the vote. University Village (UV) are still Church, holding up signs for Ca- orbitant amount for services but Jeannett Slesnick Absentee ballots were a dark, according to Vanity Adams. brera, Quesada and Slesnick, wife you’re not getting … what you’re Slesnick, a Coral Gables realtor, cam- strong force in the election results, “Before 11 p.m., I’m com- of former Coral Gables Mayor paying for,” he said. paigned against five other candidates to win the accounting for about 3,800 out of fortable walking anywhere, but as Don Slesnick, who pegged public Louis, a single father, said vote for city commissioner in Group V. Slesn- 7,803 total ballots cast, according soon as it’s past that point, I get a safety as her number one concern the election signified for him a ick beat out her opponents with 32 percent of to the Miami-Dade Department little sketched out,” said Adams, a in a debate on March 31. chance for a better future for pub- the vote. She is married to former mayor Don of Elections. senior marketing major who lives Cabrera, Quesada and Sle- lic service workers, where firefight- Slesnick. The mayoral competition in- on Benevento Avenue. snick campaigned in support of ers will not risk their lives and be tensified late in the race when Ca- increasing emergency services denied adequate resources.

NONVIOLENCE Canes Consent features free food and team, if applicable. For a donation of NEWS BRIEFS music, along with speakers about how five dollars, participants can receive a TRAINING students can help stop sexual assault. Walk a Mile T-shirt. There will be a raffle Free for students and the community, for a $50 gift card to the Rat for individ- The Freedom Foundation and the event will be from 12-3 p.m. on Tues- ual participants and one $100 gift card Students UNITE are presenting a train- day, April 21 on the Rock. for the team with the most participants. ing session on how to resolve conflict If you or somebody you know peacefully, a tactic used by Nelson needs help, please call the Sexual As- Mandela, Mahatma Gandhi and Martin WALK A MILE IN sault Resource Team (SART) at 305- Luther King, Jr. Presented by UM Alter- HER SHOES 798-6666 or the Counseling Center at native Breaks, the two-day session will 305-284-5511. be taught by nonviolence practitioners The international men’s march, from Selma, Ala. Walk a Mile in Her Shoes, invites men Alina Zerpa may be contacted from the az- [email protected]. The event is free and open for all on campus to wear red high heels and students. It will be from 4-8 p.m. on Fri- walk a figurative mile in them to raise day, Apr. 17 and from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. awareness about domestic violence CORRECTION on Saturday, Apr. 18 in room 2055 of and sexual assault. There will be rep- the Wolfson Building in the School of resentatives from Project Unbreakable, In Monday’s issue of the Hurricane, Communication. a photography project aimed to give a Marwan Alenezi wrote a profile voice to the survivors of sexual assault, about a comedian who works at domestic violence and child abuse, as the Miller School of Medicine. He is instead a recruiter at the American CANES CONSENT well as a drive for unused toiletries for University of the Caribbean School This annual event, started by stu- the women’s shelter, Safe Space Foun- of Medicine in Coral Gables. NICK GANGEMI // PHOTO EDITOR dation. SINGING IN SUPPORT: Brothers from Pi Kappa Phi sing a dents and faculty in the Women’s and For those interested, preregister to rendition of “Wagon Wheel” during Sigma Delta Tau’s Gender Studies department, aims to Additionally, Elena Tayem’s online- philanthropy event held on the Lakeside Patio Stage raise awareness of the national issue [email protected], with your name, shoe story on Marco Rubio’s presidential annoucement incorrectly attributed Wednesday night. Proceeds went to Prevent Child of sexual assault on college campuses. size (for the men) and name of your Abuse America. a quote by junior Olivia Blacketer.

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PRESIDENT FROM COVER President enters with collection of qualifications

The Board of Trustees officially con- the departments of Medical Care Organiza- firmed Frenk’s appointment after a unani- tion and Sociology. mous vote Monday morning. Aside from Harvard, Frenk has been a President-elect’s [Dr. Julio Frenk] is an Miller, who appointed the search com- professor of public health at the University mittee, attended each of these sessions. Rich- extraordinary, highly respected of Michigan, the School of Public Health in wife to join faculty ard D. Fain, chair of the presidential search leader in global public health. Mexico and the National Institute of Public committee, called this “unusual” because the I warmly welcome him and his Health in Mexico. Coming to the process is “time-consuming” and “difficult.” family to the university and our Frenk’s administrative roles included University of Miami Despite the long list of “outstanding” community. executive director for Evidence and Informa- alongside UM’s sixth president, Dr. Julio candidates, which had been narrowed down Donna E. Shalala, tion for Policy at the World Health Organi- to four just a few weeks ago, Frenk was the University of Miami president zation from 1998 to 2000 and Minister of Frenk, is his wife Fe- “right person,” Fain added. Health of Mexico from 2000-06. licia Knaul. She is ex- “We thought we came up with a candi- As former Minister of Health, Frenk is pected to join the fac- date who had an exceptional record of accom- best known for introducing a national health ulty in fall 2015. plishments and also had the personality and Frenk plans to devote the first four insurance program known as Seguro Popu- She says she is the drive and the history of success to show months of his presidency to “immersion” and lar, which expanded access to health care for applying for a position he’s the person who gets things done,” Fain “shared learning.” tens of millions of previously uninsured Mexi- KNAUL like any other candi- said. “I want to learn from UM what’s impor- cans. date. Frenk joins the university as it begins to tant to the community,” he said. Frenk is also a member of the U.S. Insti- “No one should wrap up the Momentum2 fundraising cam- Frenk says he is a “strong believer in tute of Medicine, American Academy of Arts have a faculty petition without having a proper paign, which has raised $1.6 billion ahead of diversity.” He wants to ensure that UM pro- and Sciences and National Academy of Medi- review and earning that position. I’m hopeful schedule. motes a “sense of belonging” for students, fac- cine of Mexico. that I will do well in that review,” she said. During his six-year tenure as the dean of ulty and staff. Frenk and Knaul will move to Miami A prominent health economist, Knaul Harvard’s School of Public Health, Frenk qua- “It’s not only the right thing, but the with the youngest of their two daughters, who was impressed with the university’s communi- drupled fundraising from $26 million in 2010 smart thing,” he said. is 10 years old. ty feel during her visit on Monday for Frenk’s to $103 million in 2014. He also steered a $350 Frenk is the son of German and Span- Executive Vice President and Provost official welcome. She earned her PhD in eco- million naming gift – the largest single gift in ish parents who immigrated to Mexico. He Thomas J. LeBlanc will serve as interim presi- nomics at Harvard. Harvard’s 378-year history. earned his M.D. from the National Autono- dent between Shalala stepping down and the “Some universities will probably focus “It’s clear from their choice that the Uni- mous University of Mexico in 1978 in his beginning of Frenk’s tenure. more on competition and division, and others versity of Miami’s trustees share Julio’s own hometown of Mexico City. After medical “I have known Dr. Frenk for more than on building community. And I can see a com- qualities of wisdom and foresight, and that school, he pursued a career in public health two decades,” Shalala said in the university’s munity here,” said Knaul, who is also the di- they have discovered in him the remarkable instead of a clinical residency. news release. “He is an extraordinary, highly rector of the Harvard Global Equity Initiative, leadership capacity and vision with which he At the University of Michigan, he earned respected leader in global public health. I a research program focusing on health equity has graced Harvard these past six years,” said a Master in Public Health in 1981, a Master of warmly welcome him and his family to the differences. Harvard University President Drew Gilpin Arts in sociology in 1982 and a joint PhD from university and our community.” Knaul aims to develop more interdis- Faust in the university’s news release. ciplinary academic programs. These would draw expertise and students from all over the university – graduate, medical and law schools included. “I’m hoping to be very much able to con- tribute at Sylvester [Comprehensive Cancer Center], at the medical school, in Arts and Sci- ences, in the business school – both as an econ- omist on the one hand … and within the health and global health communities,” she said. Knaul added that she envisions “an even stronger” Sylvester, which the state of Florida recently recognized as a Cancer Center of Ex- cellence. She also wants to take “immense advantage” of the city of Miami and its geog- raphy. “Right up there with global health and global cancer, I see this university as a huge opportunity for the region, particularly Latin America and the Caribbean,” she said. Knaul has produced more than 170 aca- demic and policy publications and has written and lead-edited several academic books. These include “Closing the Cancer Divide” and “Fi- nancing Health in Latin America: Household Spending and Impoverishment.”

NICK GANGEMI // PHOTO EDITOR CANES FAMILY: University of Miami President-Elect Dr. Julio Frenk throws up the “U” along with his wife, Felicia Knaul aft er a press To read the rest of this story, visit conference where the UM Presidential Search Committee announced their decision. UM Board of Trustees Vice Chair Richard Fain themiamihurricane.com and Chair Stuart Miller also attended Monday’s event held at the SAC. April 16 - April 19, 2015 THE MIAMI HURRICANE NEWS 3 MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK 4

ENVIRONMENT ReUse encourages up-cycling, trading of items

“Students who stopped by loved the Goodwill to bring ReUse to the Univer- Event supports Earth concept of ReUse, and we had quite an sity of Miami. eclectic collection of treasure,” Hsu said. “It worked really well at Duke,” Earth Week events Week, environment ReUse began in spring 2013 and Hsu said. “So we thought we would try in the past, people have dropped off to implement it. I contacted Goodwill, This year’s Earth Week, presented by BY S MOLLY DOMINICK Student Government’s ECO Agency, will STAFF WRITER clothes, books and more unique items and the relationship just blossomed. like old Polaroid cameras, coffee makers Now every semester, we’ll contact them have a week’s worth of activities, free food Unwanted items were up for grabs and desk drawers. and they’re always willing to help us and prizes. on the Rock Wednesday during a free “I’d probably say the Polaroid [was out.” give-and-take event in celebration of the most interesting item] because it was Previously, ReUse was held at the THURSDAY Earth Week. so old-fashioned,” Hsu said. “It was sur- farmer’s market, and Slavin says operat- UP-CYCLE DAY The ReUse event was open to all prising that one of our students had that ing in the farmer’s market was successful On Thursday, shirts will be available students, faculty and staff. Those with and was willing to part ways with it.” in the past. to be converted into reusable tote bags. unwanted items were invited to leave The items do not necessarily have to “Our first ReUse took place in the Staples’ eco-items will be featured at the them at the event for others to take free be functional and there are no rules for farmer’s market during the last week of event. Students will be able to enjoy free of charge. Items not picked up at the end donating or taking, Hsu said. classes in hopes of up-cycling as many bagels and coffee from Einstein’s Bros. Ba- of the day were donated to Goodwill. “We sometimes have people who items as possible from dorm rooms and gels from noon to 2 p.m. on the Rock. The event was coordinated by the will donate like eight bags of stuff, and other students looking to clean out their Student Government Energy Conser- then some people come and see some- apartments,” Slavin said. FRIDAY vation Organization Agency (ECO) in thing they like and they’re just welcome Students like sophomore Nika Hos- partnership with Goodwill. to take it,” Hsu said. “It’s not like an ex- seini, the incoming chair of the ECO SAVE ENERGY DAY “Some students will walk by and change. If you’re able to donate, then we Agency, think that this year’s ReUse was ECO will round out the week with the just drop stuff off, and other students really appreciate it, but if not, you’re still a great success. opportunity for participants to calculate will drop by and pick it up,” said Vince free to take whatever you want.” “Students, faculty and staff brought their carbon footprint and learn about on- Hsu, a member of the ECO Agency. Benjamin Slavin, the chair of the various items, from watches and shirts campus solar panels. “That’s the whole concept of it. It’s real- ECO Agency, said the ReUse is “the to reusable water bottles. It was fantas- This event will provide free grilled ly cool how one person’s trash is another result of Vince [Hsu]’s ingenuity.” Af- tic to spread awareness regarding how to fish from the Ocenaire Seafood Room and person’s treasure.” ter seeing the success of a similar event reduce, reuse and recycle and ECO truly pizza from Whole Foods from noon to 2 Hsu said he was pleased with the at , Hsu reached out to accomplished that,” she said. p.m. on the Rock. turnout at the event.

CAMPUS LIFE Campus welcomes president

FIRST FEAST: Eager students form a line in front of local food trucks aft er the announcement of Dr. Julio Frenk becoming the sixth president of the university. The food truck celebration featured free food for students, such as Cold Stone ice cream and Jefe’s fi sh tacos, giving them an opportunity to bond over the news while eating lunch. Students were notifi ed of the event shortly aft er the Board of Trustee’s announcement at noon, and the food ran out quickly.

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EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ASSISTANT ONLINE Alexander Gonzalez EDITOR Sherman Hewitt Incoming president strong asset for future MANAGING NEWS EDITOR ONLINE NEWS EDITOR Erika Glass Emily Dabau The UM Board of Trustees announced on Frenk can continue this momentum with initial agenda come September. Throughout ART DIRECTOR ONLINE SPORTS Monday that the sixth president of the Univer- his medical degree and background in pub- Frenk’s first few years, he should be focusing Sarbani Ghosh EDITOR sity of Miami would be Dr. Julio Frenk, the cur- lic health, which includes tenures at Mexico’s on gaining a firm footing with UM’s academics PHOTO EDITOR AJ Ricketts Nick Gangemi rent dean of faculty at the Harvard T.H. Chan Health Ministry and the World Health Organi- and community. MULTIMEDIA EDITOR School of Public Health. zation. Frenk’s humble approach should give stu- ASSISTANT PHOTO Eddie Sanchez EDITOR SOCIAL MEDIA EDITOR Frenk is the logical next step for UM’s tra- Frenk’s cultural roots will also inevitably dents a hopeful outlook for the years to come. Hallee Meltzer jectory with respect to academic growth, public influence a change in attitude within the student Frenk has no set agenda or plan coming into his Dakota Orlando ASSISTANT NEWS health focus and cultural diversity. body. As the first Hispanic president of the uni- presidency; rather, he is eager to learn as much EDITOR WEBMASTER Georges Duplessy Frenk possesses what was most appeal- versity, Frenk has the potential to increase inclu- as he can about the needs of the university and Alina Zerpa ing about President Donna E. Shalala: a back- sion on campus. Born in Mexico to German and its community before making any grand plans. OPINION EDITOR BUSINESS Jackie Yang MANAGER ground in politics, a passion for health care poli- Spanish immigrant parents, Frenk truly embod- The fact that Frenk is beginning with a re- Christopher Dalton EDGE EDITOR cy and keen fundraising abilities. ies the international character of UM. ceptive mind rather than a predetermined one Ashley Martinez SALES REPRESENTATIVES Undoubtedly, Frenk’s aggressive fund- Frenk’s personal background and profes- can only be a benefit for the university commu- SPORTS EDITOR Chris Daniels raising for Harvard’s School of Public Health sional versatility make him an ideal leader who nity. Courtney Fiorini James Hillyer Kyle Stewart made him an extremely desirable candidate for can be to UM’s population what Miami is to Frenk’s qualifications speak to his ability COPY CHIEF Grayson Tishko Julie Harans the board. The quickest way to spur academic North and South America: a cultural bridge. to continue where Shalala left off – improving AD DESIGNER growth is through fast money, and both Shalala Many students and fans expressed concern UM’s academic reputation, community influ- COPY EDITORS Michelle Lock Alyssa Bolt and Frenk have an affinity for finding it. about the effect of Frenk’s appointment on the ence and student life. Huixin Deng ADMINISTRATIVE Asmae Fahmy ASSISTANT Frenk also fits in with UM’s growing future of UM athletics. While these concerns Though Frenk may need some time to ad- Isabel Vichot DESIGNERS dominance in South Florida’s health care and are reasonable products of Shalala’s tenure, it is just to the responsibilities of governing an under- FACULTY ADVISER Emma Deardorff Ileana Oroza medical research. Over the past 14 years, Sha- unfair to expect that athletics be the priority of a graduate campus, we have confidence that the Madeleine Trtan Savanah DeBrosse lala has funneled money into the University of brand-new, incoming president. university’s future is in good hands. FINANCIAL ADVISER Miami Health System, buying hospitals, hiring While our football team should not be ne- ONLINE EDITOR Steve Priepke researchers and building new facilities. glected, fans and students should not be alarmed Editorials represent the majority view of The Miami Lyssa Goldberg if athletics are not at the forefront of Frenk’s Hurricane editorial board. To reach a member of the staff visit themiamihurricane.com’s contact page.

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‘Golden-age classic’ comes to campus

BY ASHLEY MARTINEZ Senior Schyler Rice will perform as lead EDGE WRITER female Laurey Williams, a tomboy who is in love with the male lead Curly (senior Luke The waving wheat and wind-swept plains Hamilton) but does not want to admit it. have settled the territory of the Jerry Her- Rice considers “Oklahoma” to be a man Ring Theatre in its latest production of dance-heavy show. She will perform the clas- “Oklahoma.” sic dream ballet scene, unlike in other pro- The show premiered Wednesday and fea- ductions where the “Dream Laurey” dance tures a cast of 25 UM students performing the role is a separate performer. Rice was thrilled classic golden-age musical. to perform both parts alongside Hamilton. The show was the first written by famed “I guess you could say I’m old fashioned,” duo composer Richard Rodgers and lyricist she said. “It was a challenge but it didn’t seem Oscar Hammerstein II. It debuted on Broad- as hard as it really was because I was having way in 1943. It was later remade into a movie so much fun because I love it so much.” in 1955 starring Gordon MacRae and Shirley As she is more of a “girly-girl,” Rice said Jones it was challenging to physically and vocally Set in the territory of Oklahoma in 1906, portray her tomboy character. However, she the show follows the romance between cow- could relate to Laurey in that they are both boy Curly McLain and farm girl Laurey small-town girls. Rice comes from a small Williams. With such a classic musical as the town in northern California with 3,000 peo- Ring’s season-closer, the cast felt concerned MIDWESTERN TALE: Senior April Ripley ple and one stoplight. about appealing to a college audience with a performs as 60-year-old Aunt Eller In fitting the vast territory of Oklahoma more traditional show. (top) in the Jerry Herman Ring into the small ring theater, the production Theatre’s production of “Oklahoma.” According to junior Brian Reiff, who embraces a minimalist set design and incor- Sophomore Thomas Jansen (left )shows plays Jud Fry, trying to make the show ap- porated painted panels above the audience. off his lasso skils as the character Will. peal to younger audiences was difficult, but For Ripley, having the chance to per- the show is “wholesome,” and “light-hearted” form a well-known story was a way to em- and filled with things students may not ex- brace the past while incorporating newer pect. elements. “They hear ‘Oklahoma’ and they think of “It’s fun to have a throwback musical in this golden-age classic show and that reads to such a contemporary musical world. It was them as boring but in actuality there are so fun to get to learn that style of music,” she many things brought up in it that it think can said. “It was exciting to have a throwback, to translate into modern day well,” Reiff said. be able to have a nod to the old but still have As with many classical musicals, the new choreography and the costuming and ev- show will feature several grand dance num- erything.” bers and well-known songs. Senior April Ripley performs as 60-year- old Aunt Eller and believes older audience members will be familiar with the songs “Oklahoma,” “People Will Say We’re in IF YOU GO Love” and “Many a New Day.” She notes that nearly every song is a dance number as well, WHERE: Jerry Herman Ring Theatre which is uncommon in modern musicals. WHEN: Through April 26 “I know my grandmother, who’s 98, will COST: Tickets start at $25 and are $10 for be tickled pink to come watch something that students. April 21 will be Totally Tuesday, STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER when she was in her 40s and 50s went and saw PHOTOS BY GIANCARLO FALCONI // when students can watch the show for BRINGING PAST TO PRESENT: Along with the ensemble, Gertie (senior Samantha and was in love with,” Ripley said. free. Drucker) and Curly (senior Luke Hamilton) perform in the Ring’s fi nal show of the season, which opened Wednesday.

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In April 1925, a group of citizens chartered the University of Miami “Adding Machine: A Musical” opens at 8 p.m. on Thursday in the The Rathskeller Advisory Board and Hurricane productions will host as a place for higher education. In celebration of the 90th anniversary of Hecht Studio Theater. The show is a musical adaptation of Elmer Rice’s MTV’s “Girl Code” from 8-10 p.m. Friday at the Rat. The TV show provides this charter, the weekly Patio Jams concert will be themed as a hashtag 1923 play “The Adding Machine.” The show follows anti-hero Mr. Zero, tips for starting discussions about being a woman and covers topics #TBT Patio Jams. The Throwback Thursday event will feature an alumni who murders his boss after 25 years on the job because he was re- such as “frenemies,” drinking and dating. Female comics, athletes and band from 12:30 to 2 p.m. at the UC Patio. placed by an adding machine. entertainers will attend the discussion.

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Renowned ‘Face It’ challenges personal insecurities

BY MARWAN ALENEZI photo and what the insecurity meant composer SENIOR EDGE WRITER to them in their lives. Danielle Sheerer, a junior major- Photography and creativity com- ing in mathematics and member of bine to shine light on young women’s Girls 4 Good, was one of the women joins Frost personal insecurities during the “Face who volunteered to have her photo It” photography exhibition. taken. She believes the biggest chal- BY ASHLEY MARTINEZ On Tuesday, SPARK and Girls 4 lenge facing young women in the com- EDGE WRITER Good hosted the second annual exhi- munity is the many high societal ex- bition designed to challenge women to James Newton pectations. think about their insecurities. Howard was named “Women, in general, have much The photo project asked dozens of the artistic director more labels than men do,” Sheerer young women in the university com- of the Henry Mancini said. munity to write a personal insecurity Institute (HMI) at the As part of the interactive exhibit, onto their bodies. Underneath it was Phillip and Patricia gallery guests were given post-it notes a caption that provided context to the . at the entrance and were urged to write Howard is known HOWARD something meaningful, empowering, as a film composer and or factual to their photographed peers, has received eight Os- many of whom were at the event. car nominations, six of which were for Valerie Quirk, a junior study- his work, which includes “Defiance,” ing marketing and visual journalism, “The Fugitive” and “My Best Friend’s founded Girls 4 Good when she was Wedding.” He was also nominated for a freshman at Central High School in EMPOWERING MESSAGES: The photo Academy Award for Best Original Song Springfield, Missouri. In an effort to project challenged women to think for the films “Junior” and “One Fine keep it going, she brought it with her about their insecurities and allowed guests to add notes of encouragement. Day.” to UM and joined forces with SPARK “The Frost School is very fortunate to create and organize the event. to welcome James Newton Howard, one “Almost everyone is caught up in Quirk also believes the exhibition of the greatest and most significant film a fast-paced life and they don’t take a served to help individuals. composers over the last 30 years, to over- second to think about the stress that “Acknowledging insecurities in see the artistic direction of the Henry puts on them individually,” Quirk front of people is freeing yourself from Mancini Institute (HMI),” said Shelton said. “It’s nice to give them this oppor- them,” Valerie said. “First step in solv- G. Berg, dean of the Frost School of Mu- PHOTOS BY MARWAN ALENEZI// tunity to take a moment of reflection ing a problem is admitting it exists.” CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHER sic, in a press release. “James’s experi- on insecurities. In doing so, people re- ence at the highest level of music mak- INSPIRING ART: SPARK and Girls 4 Good lease themselves in a way.” ing will be invaluable to an educational hosted the second annual “Face It” photography exhibition at 6 p.m. Tuesday. institution that places real world excel- lence at the heart of its activities.” Howard will begin his term in Janu- ary 2016 and succeeds film composer, arranger and multi-Grammy-Award- ‘Unfriended’ fails to connect with audiences winning trumpeter and band leader Ter- ence Blanchard in the role. The HMI is BY ESTHER PONCE DE LEON The friends learn that they have all betrayed each other a graduate training program for aspiring SENIOR EDGE WRITER in some way, and that they all contributed to Laura’s suicide. professional musicians. “Unfriended” is targeting the phenomenon of cyberbul- Though the dead can’t speak, in the movie “Unfriend- “Henry Mancini was one of my great lying, but unlikeable characters and distracting filmmaking ed,” a group of teenagers find themselves haunted in an on- musical heroes, and I am delighted and techniques undermine this thematic message. line chat room by the account of their dead friend. honored to serve as artistic director of On a pettier note, they use texting abbreviations even The Cinematic Arts Commission and Hurricane Produc- the Henry Mancini Institute,” Howard though they have a full keyboard, and they use hackneyed tions hosted a screening at 9 p.m. Tuesday at Cosford Cinema said in a press release. “I’m eager to be- lines like, “You’re really sexy when you’re violent.” before the film opens nationwide on Friday. gin working with the talented students at As far as trying to explain the ghostly phenomenon, the Directed by Levan Gabriadze, “Unfriended” begins by Frost School of Music and engage them only answer the movie ever gives is from the first link on distorting the Universal Studios logo, as if a slow Internet in an ever-evolving musical world.” Google: unexplainedforums.net. connection were disrupting the movie. This stylized choice Howard’s other accolades include In between long pauses in conversation on Skype and persists throughout the film, from the plot to the cinematog- Grammy Award nominations for music emotional breakdowns, the video constantly glitches as if raphy. from “Blood Diamond,” “Dinosaur,” everyone had a bad Internet connection. The glitches conve- The story takes place solely on the computer of one of “Signs” and a song from “One Fine Day.” niently cover the cuts in scenes and have the added bonus of the protagonists, Blaire Lily (Shelley Hennig). The film be- Along with Hans Zimmer, Howard won prolonging suspense. gins with Blaire watching a video about the suicide of Laura the 2009 Grammy Award for the score of During our pre-screening, audiences were laughing more Barns, a former classmate who took her life a year ago. “The Dark Knight.” than screaming because of these long pauses. Blaire is soon joined in an online chat room by five of An inaugural large-scale concert To its credit, “Unfriended” is scary. The mystery shroud- her classmates, who apparently have nothing else to do on a featuring Howard’s original film music ing the fates of the teenage protagonists paired with the blur- weekday besides talking on Skype. During the conversation, is planned for spring 2016 at the Adri- ry, grotesque scenes may contribute to some nightmares. a seventh member joins their Skype call: Laura. enne Arsht Center. Overall, “Unfriended” offers few answers to its own Laura’s account forces Blaire and her friends to play a Howard’s upcoming projects include questions. The theme of cyberbullying’s negative consequenc- deathly game where the loser and anyone who hangs up on Francis Lawrence’s final installment of es prevails, but viewers will leave feeling as though they have the conversation, dies. “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part just watched a movie they would rather forget – or unfriend. 2” and Peter Landesman’s “Concussion.” April 16 - April 19, 2015 THE MIAMI HURRICANE EDGE 7 MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK 8

I take each day step by step. If “ I play good tennis, it’s my ideal day. That’s all that matters. SPORTS PIOTR LOMACKI FRESHMAN MEN’S TENNIS PLAYER ” PROFILE MEN’S TENNIS ‘Competitive’ Cane starts successful journey Season to Freshman focuses on close at home future improvement BY CHANTEL LUE Canes hope to upset CONTRIBUTING SPORTS WRITER in final two games Piotr Lomacki is a man of few words. However, if there is one thing BY MARK SINGER that he can’t say enough, it’s that he STAFF WRITER loves everything about tennis. “What’s my lifestyle? Tennis,” he The men’s tennis team is struggling said. as the regular season winds down. The Lomacki is currently in his first Hurricanes have lost four straight matches season playing with the University of to ACC opponents, all by the score of 7-0. Miami men’s tennis team. He came in “It has been a difficult stretch for as a nationally ranked freshman from us,” Head Coach Mario Rincon told Hur- Poland, ranking 794th in the Asso- ricaneSports.com after the team fell to ciation of Tennis Players (ATP) World North Carolina State on Sunday. Tour. “Our team is not playing with confi- Although Lomacki has not been dence after the losses and the ACC confer- satisfied with his performance with the ence is as strong as it has ever been. That’s team thus far, he is continuing to work a bad combination in this league.” on bettering his craft. The skid began on April 3 in Talla- “I take each day step by step,” Lo- hassee when Miami lost to No. 32 Florida macki said. “If I play good tennis, it’s State. Before the shutout at the hands of my ideal day. That’s all that matters.” the Seminoles, the team had one of its best Lomacki started playing tennis at performances of the season in a 6-1 vic- the age of five after his dad took him tory over on March 29. to a group lesson in his hometown of Since that win over the Eagles more Warsaw. than two weeks ago, the Canes have failed At the age of 12, Lomacki gave to net a single point in any of its matches up his involvement with soccer and against FSU, Louisville, Wake Forest or focused on tennis since he considered GIANCARLO FALCONI // STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER NC State. himself more of an individualistic per- ON THE RISE: Freshman Piotr Lomacki (front) and senior Henrique Tsukamoto play doubles The Canes will finish the regular sea- son and didn’t enjoy playing on teams. during Monday’s match against UCF at the Neil Schiff Tennis Center. The Canes lost 3-4. son with a losing record for the first time Since then, Lomacki has gone on in three years. The team currently sits near to win championships in Poland in both Lomacki’s relationship with the tive,” Gonzalez said. “But now, it’s just the bottom of the ACC standings with a singles and doubles in almost every age men’s tennis team Head Coach Mario a relationship of both [of us] trying to 7-14 overall record and an abysmal 1-9 category, as well as junior champion- Rincon was the major deciding factor make the best out of the opportunity we mark in conference play. ships around the world, including the when choosing between colleges. have to be able to help the whole team.” Although the final two games of 2013 Ozerov Cup in Moscow. He regards Rincon as one of the Their friendly rivalry was set aside the regular season are in Coral Gables “It was my first international tour- best people he has ever met and wanted as the two teammates combined their this weekend, the Hurricanes will have nament I won, so it was big – really to spend his next four years under his skills to win the first doubles match of a tough time avoiding getting shut out big,” Lomacki said. training staff. the season against Notre Dame at the again, let alone winning. Lomacki made his first trip to the “Piotr is very talented – a hard Olympia Fields Country Club Invite in The Canes face No. 14 United States while touring different worker. He loves tennis. He’s very com- Olympia Fields, Illinois – Lomacki’s on Friday and then No. 4 University of colleges to help him decide where he’d petitive,” Rincon said. “If you let him first win of his collegiate career. Virginia on Sunday to close out the sea- like to start his collegiate career. practice seven hours a day, he will be There, Lomacki would also win his son. The top two teams in the ACC have “It was a long process to recruit,” out there.” first collegiate career singles match by combined to win 35 matches on the year. he said. “I was looking at other schools, After joining the team in 2014, Lo- beating Quentin Monaghan from Notre The Cavaliers boast the No. 4 singles play- visited Mississippi State and University macki had to battle against returning Dame in a three-hour three setter. er in the country in junior Ryan Shane of Miami, and after the visits, I choose senior Wilfredo Gonzalez for the num- and the No. 5 doubles team with Shane here. I really liked the tennis coaches, ber one playing spot. joined by sophomore Luca Corinteli. the school and the weather.” “My relationship with [Piotr] at To read the rest of this profi le, The Hurricanes play the Hokies at 2 the beginning was a little bit competi- visit themiamihurricane.com. p.m. Friday at the Neil Schiff Tennis Cen- ter. 8 SPORTS THE MIAMI HURRICANE April 16 - April 19, 2015 MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK 9

BOXING Club president rules in, out of ring SPORTS BRIEFS

to see changes that I helped happen is like a personal Junior improves team achievement. People grow because of what I’m doing.” involvement, programs One such personal achievement involves planning the National Championship of Men’s and Women’s BY SHERMAN HEWITT Boxing in the spring of 2014. More than 100 boxers ASSISTANT ONLINE EDITOR from 23 schools across the country went blow-for-blow in the Wellness Center. The event was a success, espe- Swing left, swing right, knockout! For Teresa cially with four Miami boxers earning national titles. Browning, a legal studies and marketing major, passion “Everything ran smoothly,” Mohile said. “All the packs a punch. food, referees, doctors and the ring were fine and ran As president of the University of Miami Boxing super smoothly. It was awesome to see how she took a Team and Club, Browning works to keep her organi- concept and turned it into something tangible and suc- zation in tip-top shape. Throughout her tenure, she’s cessful.” focused on fostering the club’s feeling of community. Overall, Browning gained considerable leadership “To have a successful club, you need to have peo- experience from planning and coordinating the cham- ple who are not in the sport of boxing get interested and pionship. join,” said senior Shameek Mohile, who is vice presi- “I was given a task that’s not so easily defined,” dent of the club. Browning’s done just that, according Browning said. “I had to define my own things and to Mohile. make it how I wanted it to be.” Browning joined the club as a freshman, and Mo- This year’s National Championship took place hile joined as a sophomore. At the time, the team had April 9-11 in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Law student Jes- precedence over the club’s community aspect. Between sica Welsh and freshmen duo Ali Rosen and Ilham 10 and 15 people comprised the whole group, but when Rzaev won national titles. Browning became president that same year, everything Browning’s campus involvement extends beyond changed. boxing. Her roles include campus security guard, vice Things like music during workout sessions, occa- president of UM’s chapter of Alpha Delta Pi, Panhel- sional free lunches at the Rathskeller and days at the lenic chair of Greeks Advocating the Mature Manage- beach became mainstay under Browning. The club’s ment of Alcohol and member of the Omicron Delta membership quickly jumped from 10 people to more Kappa honor society. than 100. “She’s very hardworking,” Mohile said. “It just “She makes the club more like a community amazes me how much she can do and how success- rather than something you go to twice a week,” said fully she does it.” Haley Welch, a freshman who’s in training to become However, Browning, a junior, hopes to move on boxing’s co-president next semester. Welch wishes to from her presidential role next semester. She and Mo- further promote the club’s feeling of community once hile are on the Federation of Club Sports’s board, but she takes her position. Browning plans to run for chair of the federation. For club members who wish to try out for the According to Browning, the transition makes SHREYA CHIDARALA // STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER team, Browning works to make the transition easier. sense for the future of the boxing club. She wants to WHO’S ON FIRST: Freshman left -fi elder Carl Chester takes a swing The team trains at a gym in North Miami, and Brown- be around while next semester’s co-presidents transi- ing coordinates rides for people without cars. At the during Wednesday night’s 4-2 win over No. 19 UCF. Aft er Chester’s tion and learn how to handle their positions. This way, single in the seventh inning, senior Garrett Kennedy drove in the same time, she’s getting certified drivers for recently Browning can be a guiding figure. game-winning run. acquired club sport vans, providing more options for “It’s been a pleasure working with her,” Mohile members without rides. said. “She’s changed the dynamic of the club, and it “The fact that I feel like I’m making a difference in makes me proud to be a part of it. She is the reason why ROWING things really inspires me,” Browning said. “To be able this club is successful, honestly.” The rowing team closed the 2015 Knecht Cup Sunday. Two boats advanced to semifi nals for the Canes to race in the 1V8+ and 2V8+ divisions. The Canes wrapped up the weekend with two big wins. The 2V8+ placed fi fth in semifi nal 2 with a time of 7:09.64, and fi nished strong Sunday by winning the third level fi nal with a time of 7:11.51. The Canes 1V8+ fi nished sixth in semi- fi nal 3 with a time of 6:57.29 and won its third level fi nal with a time of 6:59.05.

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The Miami Hurricanes rowing team closed the 2015 Knecht Cup Sunday. Two boats advanced to semifi nals on Sunday for the Canes to race in the 1V8+ and 2V8+ divisions. The Canes wrapped up the weekend with two big wins. The 2V8+ placed fi fth in semifi nal two with a time of 7:09.64 and fi nished strong Sun- day, winning the third-level fi nal with a time of 7:11.51 The Canes 1V8+ fi nished sixth in semifi nal three with a time of 6:57.29 and won its third-level fi nal with a time of 6:59.05.

HALLEE MELTZER // ASSISTANT PHOTO EDITOR Courtney Fiorini may be emailed at [email protected]. STING LIKE BEE: Junior Teresa Browning, president of the Boxing Club, practices her left hook. The Boxing Club meets at 8 p.m. Tuesday and Thursday in the Wellness Center. April 16 - April 19, 2015 THE MIAMI HURRICANE SPORTS 9 MHMC- Commercial Template Doc Size 11.25” X 14” Image Area 10.375 x 11.75 CYAN MAGENTA YELLOW BLACK 10

COMMENTARY Frenk shows support

Football Head Coach Al Golden Coaches welcome seemed impressed with Frenk in a prepared statement when he said: “This is a tremen- incoming president dous day for the University of Miami and BY MARK SINGER our student athletes. I know he will continue STAFF WRITER to build on our university’s wonderful foun- dation and take us to even greater heights.” New University of Miami President Women’s basketball Head Coach Kate Julio Frenk has a stellar background in the Meier echoed Golden’s sentiment. public health department, but less is known “I was really impressed that on his very about the incoming president’s experience first day, he carved out time to meet with the regarding athletics. athletics administration and all of the head Frenk lacks an obvious track record coaches,” Meier told the Associated Press. that would point to great success in the fu- “It’s a real statement for athletics and our ture for the Hurricanes on the field. That position and this university, and we look for- doesn’t mean Canes fans should get their ward to his leadership.” pitchforks ready, though. Men’s basketball Head Coach Jim Lar- On the day of Frenk’s announcement, rañaga followed suit and told Susan Miller he carved out time to meet with several of Degnan of the Miami Herald, “As a coach, the school’s head coaches for about 45 min- you hope that your administration is going utes. to be very, very supportive of athletics. And Frenk, a former soccer and basketball from what I understand, he is.’’ player, told Tim Reynolds of the Associated The first impressions from the coaches Press that he believes “athletics is an integral indicate that the Hurricanes will fare just part of education [and] higher education, fine under Frenk. However, no one knows and [he looks] forward to getting very much for sure how the Canes will perform in the involved in that part of university life.” coming years.

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Thursday, April 16 Free from all AASA members and $5 at session with instructor Martha Vamil. CAC Presents: the door for non-members. Participants are encourage to wear THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE WVUM Radiothon comfortable clothing. FIVE ARMIES (3D) Every year, WVUM has a week long dona- Friday, April 17 QNt$PTGPSE$JOFNB tion drive called Radiothon. Since WVUM Men’s Tennis vs. Virginia Tech In this third installment of the series, the is a non-profit, student-run radio station, WVUM Radiothon QNt/FJM4DIJò5FOOJT$FOUFS prequel to the globally acclaimed Lord of they rely on donations from the commu- Every year, WVUM has a week long dona- the Rings comes to an end. After reclaim- nity in order to maintain, improve, and run tion drive called Radiothon. Since WVUM Cosford Cinema Presents: ing their territory from Smaug, the Com- their programming. Donate at .org/ pany of Dwarves unleashes the dragon’s is a non-profit, student-run radio station, 5 TO 7 donate! fiery wrath, putting the future of Middle they rely on donations from the commu- QNt$PTGPSE$JOFNB nity in order to maintain, improve, and run Earth at risk. Now, Dwarves, Elves and Men Patio Jams ft. The Politix their programming. Donate at wvum.org/ must put their differences aside to stand a Cosford Cinema Presents: chance against evil. Starring Martin Free- QNt4"$-BLFTJEF1BUJP donate! 5 TO 7 man, Ian McKellen, and Richard Armitage. Patio Jams is back this Thursday with more Free with your Cane Card. live music from alumni band The Politix.! University of Miami QNt$PTGPSE$JOFNB An up and coming funk fusion band, The Charter Day Celebration Politix has been making strides playing fa- BNt'PPUF(SFFO Saturday,Saturday, AAprilpril 18 Sunday, April 19 mous venues and recently being featured Help show your pride for the U! The on Grooveshark! Their new EP is coming UM Student Alumni Ambassadors and Women’s Tennis vs. FSU Women’s Tennis vs. Pittsburgh out soon. Plus, we’re partnering with the Category 5 are celebrating the 90th QNt/FJM4DIJò5FOOJT$FOUFS BNt/FJM4DIJò5FOOJT$FOUFS Student Alumni Association to bring FREE Anniversary of the University of Miami Come cheer on your ‘Canes as they take Join Athletics and Category 5 as we CHICK FIL A to the event! charter. Grab some free food, coffee on our rival Seminoles. celebrate Senior Day and hand out free and Charter Birthday cake! Take photos breakfast! Free tennis stress balls, while WVUM Sports ‘Cane Talk with Sebastian and props, get free Cosford Cinema Presents: supplies last. QNt3BUITLFMMFS shirts. Be sure to make your Senior Class 5 TO 7 Catch up on Hurricane sports news with Gift at miami.edu/SCG and follow the QNt$PTGPSE$JOFNB Men’s Tennis vs. Virginia Tech WVUM live from the Rathskeller every University of Miami Student Alumni QNt/FJM4DIJò5FOOJT$FOUFS Thursday from 1-2 p.m. Ambassadors @UMiamiSAA on Twitter Cosford Cinema Presents: Join Athletics and Category 5 as we have and Instagram. For more information visit celebrate Senior Day with delicious frozen our page at http://www.facebook.com/ 5 TO 7 APIAH Month and AASA Present: QNt$PTGPSE$JOFNB smoothies! Free tennis stress balls, while Matcha Green Tea Party StudentAlumniAmbassadors. supplies last. QNt.PTT5FSSBDF Cosford Cinema Presents: Matcha Green Tea Party is featuring APIAH Month and AASA Present: 5 TO 7 Cosford Cinema Presents: matcha lattes, mochi ice cream, green Yoga on the Memorial Green QNt$PTGPSE$JOFNB 5 TO 7 tea Pocky and green tea Kit Kat. Optional QNt.FNPSJBM(SFFO 2 p.m. & 4 p.m. & 6 p.m. & 8 p.m. t dressy casual dress code for attendees. Bring your own mat and enjoy a free Cosford Cinema Next week... Next Finals Fiesta/Thumpin Thursday: Glow Party Hurricane Productions Presents: Canes Carnival ft. Timeflies 5IVSTEBZ "QSJMtQNt)FDIU4UBOGPSE#SJEHF 'SJEBZ "QSJMtQNBNt7BSJPVT-PDBUJPOT Join Multicultural Student Affairs and the United Black Students Join Hurricane Productions on the last day of classes for a day-long as we celebrate the end of the spring semester. There will be free event filled with fun, food, giveaways, rides, musical performances, music, food, games, and live performances from a number of stu- tank tops, plush bananas, comedy, trivia, and Timeflies. Be sure to dent organizations. For more information, contact the Office of check out Hurricane Productions on Facebook for a full list of all the Multicultural Student Affairs at 305-284-2855. great activities we have planned for you all day and night!

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