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BRIEFLY Campus Inside battling Collegia? • convention: The University will be the host site for the 10th annual recession Ohio College Democrats convention. Students from 15 Ohio colleges will be con- by James A. Tinker verging on the University editor this weekend. ►•See page 5. HURON — As higher education shudders in the midst of an eco- Sporti previewed: nomic recession, the University This is a busy weekend for Board of Trustees is formulating the Bowling Green sports ways of riding out the crisis and teams. The baseball team moving forward with develop- and women's tennis team ment. are home for action this University administrators ad- weekend. Meanwhile, the vising the board at Firelands Col- men's tennis team, both lege said they have little doubt track squads, Softball and the penny-pinching measures will golf teams will see action of hurt, but advanced planning has the road this weekend. sheltered the campus from cute ►•See SPORTS pages 748. that could be more severe. University President Paul Ols- camp said he could not publicly Campus reveal budget-cutting options be- ing considered, since the Ohio General Assembly has yet to an- Ethnic forum given: nounce the 1991-92 higher educa- The Ethnic Cultural Arts tion subsidy. Program (ECAP) is pre- Clearly, the trustee's Finance senting an educational Committee meeting Thursday forum on April 2010 a.m. to had a somber tone as cuts Ols- 4:30 p.m. in the Amani camp has predicted since August Room. The forum will focus loomed nearer on the horizon. on the second issue of the Of the impending budget slash- Crucial Roots Journal and ing, Trustee John Mahaney said, will highlight Women and "It'll be as bad as Paul [Ols- Reggae, Black Exploitation campl thinks and, unfortunately, Films and Ethnic Invisibi- probably worse." lity. Chair By Mother Nature i»mm»mnmi»imm The administration is planning For more information to raise tuition 8 percent (the contact Gisela Alvarez at Taking a break between classes, sophomore Annie Melzger leans against a tree and reads a book In front ol Prout Chapel. maximum state law will allow) 372-7122 or 372-7123. See BUDGET, page 6.

Free reggae party: The Progressive Student Organization with GSS, the Ethnic Cultural Arts Pro- Trustees to talk tenure Faculty Senate gram and the Caribbean Association will have a reg- gae party Saturday to honor Nelson Mandela. The party is at 9 p.m. in at Firelands conference focus of series the Northeast Commons appointments. The Business Ad- Bowling Green State Universi- Faculty Senate is frustrated. and will feature the Colum- by Jeremy Stone Weber ministration, Education and Al- ty," Chase wrote. "From his first It cannot get the University Board of Trustees to vote on its re- bus based-band ADDIS. staff writer lied Professions, Firelands and days as a student and through his solutions, has no legislative power of its own, and often spends It is free and open to all. Health and Human Services col- tenure as teacher, administrator much of its meetings in tangled debates. Firelands College hosts today's leges are also asking for promo- and ultimately dean, Dave has It is still mending from the sores caused by the "no confiden- University Board of Trustees tion and/or tenure appointemts, been a symbol of service and ded- ce" resolution proposed last year, trying vainly to get a bigger Local meeting — a meeting which as is Libraries and Learning Re- ication. piece of the shrinking budget pie for faculty salaries, and gen- should greatly interest several sources. The trustees also will consider erally attempting to figure out where it fits in the University's faculty members. The board also will be asked to changes to the academic charter power scheme. Grand flam show: Thirty-one faculty members approve a proposal renaming the regarding retired faculty that the But it is trying to improve things. Grand Slam Collectors are expected to University s Educational Memo- Faculty Senate has recom- It is a group with a fascinating history, members who are not Shows is sponsoring a base- be approved for rabilia Center in honor of David mended. University President afraid to speak out, and who have a million ideas on everything ball and football card show tenure and/or Elsass, a professor emeritus and Paul Olscamp agreed with from the University's budget picture to the American educa- 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sunday at fromotion at former dean of the College of Ed- several of the recommendations, tional system. the Days Inn. he meeting. ucation. but did not endorse other changes It has passed resolutions attempting to improve cultural Dealers from three states Trustee Secre- Elsass has a bachelor's and because of cost. diversity, handicapped accesibility, and part-time faculty work- will be buying, selling and tary Lester master's degrees from the Uni- Among points Olscamp agreed ing conditions. trading baseball, football, Barber said the versity. were appropriate: retiring facul- Starting with Tuesday's edition, administration reporter basketball, hockey, soccer r e c o m - In a letter to Patricia Cunni- ty should be honored with dignity Jeremy Stone Weber begins his eight-part series on Faculty and other sports-related mendations will ngham, chairperson of the Hon- upon retirement, receive an on- Senate, "Faculty Frustrations: The story behind the senate's cards. be one of the Barber orary Degrees and Commemora- campus mailbox, a free parking actions." Admission is $1. meeting's sig- tives Committee, Associate Dean permit, the chance to compete for In the articles, readers can explore the absorbing history of nificant agenda items. Don Chase said naming the build- research grants and the right to the senate, which was formed in 1963 during the height of con- Rugby player sought: "Certainly from the faculty ing (commonly known as the teach graduate courses. troversy over former University President Ralph McDonald. Police have issued an point of view, it's important," he Little Red School House) would The president did not recom- Readers can find out what faculty senators themselves think is arrest warrant for a Kent said. be an honor recognizing Elsass' mend other changes, such as wrong with the senate, and how things must change to strength- State University rugby The College of Arts and Scienc- commitment to education. payment for unused sick leave, a player accused of smashing es is asking for 18 faculty mem- "[Elsass) has provided a permanent ID card and some See PREVIEW, page 6. a beer bottle in the face of bers to be promoted and 13 tenure professional lifetime of service to □ See TRUSTEES, page 4. another rugby player at a local bar. Russell Green, 27, of Kent, has been charged with Earth Day focusing on atmosphere felonious assault. BG races He allegedly hit Ryan ide, Aim said, while most acid Fitzpatrick, 18, of Noblesvil- rain east of the Mississippi is le. Ind., with the beer bottle. to rescue Depletion of ozone affects us all «jtH ty+, caused by sulfur dioxide. Fitzpatrick is a rugby Of the more than 200 utility player for Ball State. than 125 nations gathered in Mon- companies targeted nationally by The incident occurred fol- by Greg Watson the act, Aim said 41 are in Ohio. lowing a weekend rugby the Earth staff writer treal in 1984 and agreed to reduce tournament in Bowling the use of ozone-depleting chemi- Aim said there are two ways to Green. by Grefl Watson cals, Schumacher said. reduce industry pollutants which staff *nt«?i With Earth Day, there is not The provision, the Montreal cause add rain — installing only concern about the Earth, but Protocol, called for 50 percent re- scrubbers and using low-sulfur also the entire atmosphere. duction of ozone-depleting chem- coal instead of high-sulfur coal — Weather The University Environ- Depletion of the ozone, air pol- icals by the year 2000, but was re- but both propose problems. mental Interest Group is lution and the "greenhouse ef- vised last year and called for "Installing scrubbers would planning to help people be- Showers likely: fect" are among the largest con- complete reduction, Schumacher cost a lot of money," Aim said. come more aware of Earth cerns about the Earth's air and said. "The cost would be put on the Today, partly cloudy. A Day by sponsoring a "Run slight chance of showers or atmosphere. While there are growing prob- consumer for 10 to 15 percent for the Earth" Saturday. According to Joe Schumacher, lems in global warming, there .more than present billing thunder- Michelle Linet. an envi- storms associate professor of environ- are also problems with creating rates]." ronmental policy and mental programs, ozone is a topic legislation to curb the problem. Wliile using low-sulfur coal late in the analysis major, said while day. High of concern and confusion. Schumacher said for legislation would produce less pollutants, he the race will begin at 9 a.m. Confusion lies within the two to work, all countries must coop- said the change would cost some in front of Eppler Center, lower 50s. types of ozone — stratospheric erate, principles and objectives /99* Ohioans jobs. Southeast participants are encour- (good ozone) and "smog (bad should be outlined, timetables Ohio is a leading producer of winds in- aged to arrive at the start- ozone) — and problems they can should be set, and the solution Industry was once thought to be high-sulfur coal and an estimated creasing ing point earlier to ensure create. should be flexible for changing a major cause of ozone pollution, 5,000 Ohio coal miners could lose tol0to20 the race runs smoothly. The stratospheric ozone layer governments. but Anderson said automobiles their jobs if utility companies mph. The first 300 people who is more than 10 miles from the "Global warming is an interna- are also to blame because cities used low-sulfur coal, Aim said. Chance of sign-up for the race will Elanet's surface and absorbs ul- tional problem and should be such as Dayton and Columbus House of Representative and rain 30 percent. Tonight, receive a T-shirt when they aviolet light, Schumacher said. [treated as] an international have little industry, but a lot of Senate members have been argu- pay their $9 entry fee, Linet If the ultraviolet light is not ab- problem," Schumacher said. automobile traffic. ing about who should pay for showers likely and possible sorbed, the risk of skin cancer is Roger Anderson, associate Another growing concern in the clean up and improving the utili- thunderstorms. Low around This is the second consec- 40. Chance of rain 70 per- greater. professor of political science, atmosphere is acid rain. ties, he said. cent. Saturday, occasional utive year EIG has spon- The second type of ozone, de- said there is a problem with smog Leslie Aim, assistant professor Legislators from Ohio, Michi- showers and thunder- sored Run for the Earth, scribed as "bad ozone, is pro- ozone in Ohio. of political science, said there are gan and other high-utility states storms. High in the mid 50s. said Dan Durica, a sopho- duced by a large amount of air Ohio cities including Canton, two types of acid rain — sulfur in the Ohio Valley want a federal Chance of rain 90 percent. more environmental sci- pollution and can create a Columbus, Dayton, Youngstown dioxide from utility companies tax to pay for clean up and im- compiled from local and ence major. ''greenhouse" effect by trapping and Toledo were targeted to re- and nitrous oxide from automo- provement, while other state leg- wire reports "I think there will be the sun's rays. duce smog ozone and other pollu- bile emissions. islators believe onlv high-utility D See RUN,pages. When a large ozone hole was tants in the national Clean Air Most acid rain west of the Mis- states should pay, Aim said. found over the South Pole, more Act. sissippi is caused by nitrous ox- G See ENVIRONMENT, page 6. Students should take the opportunity to stop by and by the University of Michigan, which announced donate to an extemely good cause. Thursday George Bush will speak at 100,000 seat Mich- A thank you also is extended to UAO and the 10 other igan Stadium — for the second time. Charity, crime campus organizations which sponsered a weekly Sun- The Harvard of the Midwest gets a Yale graduate, day Film festival for three weeks, which was designed the leader of the free world, hero of democracy, "pur- to nelp student awareness of AIDS. veyor of a kinder, gentler nation" — except in places and graduation The AIDS Charity Film festival will show their final like Panama and Kuwait. of three films "Longtime Companion" Sunday at 7 and Cheers are in order to those campus organizations 9:30 p.m. in Gish Film Theater. Contrasts: who increased student awareness of social prob- We encourage students to attend the final presen- The News ran a special monster Blotter Tuesday in lems within the past week. tation. The showing is free, but donations are accepted deference to the first warm weekend in Bowling Green. Reach Out and Delta Sigma Pi both sponsored char- for David's House — a boarding house for people with Our list of doom featured about a dozen alcohol and ity events to raise money for the homeless. AIDS in Toledo. disorderly conduct citations. Saturday, Reach Out's "Run for the Homeless" suc- Say huh? Yet, the warm weather brought its own style of blot- cessfully raised more than $400 last. With $7,500 and Trustee Nick Mileti's help, Universi- ter to the pages of the Detroit Free Press: the crum- Reach Out, a group founded last semester to help ty leaders are all smiles after Vice President of Uni- bling Motor City saw 38 shootings last weekend. Wood County Health and Human Services, quickly is versity Relations Phil Mason landed Willie Mays to Three were killed and 35 wounded as we drank our becoming one of the University's hardest working or- speak at our graduation May 11. way into a stupor only 90 minutes away. Thirty-eight ganizations. The ex-Giant great is a nice addition to a collection of shootings. Delta Sigma Pi, a business fraternity, will finish graduation speakers which includes arch-conservative As Motown deteriorates into America's first Third their fouraay teeter-totter marathon today at noon in William Buckley, presidential wannabe George World community, we will continue to have our minds the Union Oval. The proceeds of the teeter-totter go to McGovern and public television folk hero Fred Rogers. molded at the University for our country's "Bright Fu- the Toledo Homeless Awareness Project. But the most surprising guest speaker was reeled in ture"-Help. ANOTHER KITTY KELLEV Tribe fans relentlessly pursue BOMBSHELL.. long awaited 'Indian Summer'

Twenty-three years. a-vis Bob Feller, Bob Gibson, Cy Hope that untested rookie I have been a living, breathing Young, etc. Unfortunately, Herb Charles Nagy will win 17 games Cleveland sports fan for 23 years, stuck his face in front of a line as a starter. Hope that Mike Ty- and in my lifetime, not one North drive and never recovered to son-like Albert "Don't call me Coast team has brought home a pitch again. Joey" Belle will slam 45 homer- championship. Another explanation is the uns into the depths of the North Why Cleveland? Why me? "Rocky Colovito for a stiff" deal. Coast Harbor. Hope that Alex The Browns and Cavaliers have Once the Tribe higher-ups traded Cole will chase Ricky Henderson been in contention throughout the away "the Rock" to Detroit for a in steals in the manner Hender- 1980s and have provided many has-been, the Indians have gone son chases Lou Brock. exciting games. Although these on to trade away there best talent teams nave brought post-season As you can see, these are dissapointment, they have also dreams of madmen. But how can gained respect with core talent you explain 1 million madmen? that is sometimes downright im- Cod and Man pressive — for Cleveland, that is. I guess it's the memories. Yes But championship dreams for Cincy, Detroit and Pittsburgh — these two teams are off in the dis- at Bowling although there may not be many tant fall as attention is turned to glory years in Cleveland, there the baseball season. Which brings are glory days, hours and mo- us to t he other professional sports Green ments. team to grace the shores of Lake By NANCV ANP SLUGGO Erie - the Cleveland Indians. For instance, Belle generating The Indians couldn't buy re- Scott Geringer excitement when he was first spect with a Visa Gold card this called up and promptly hit a year. But hope springs eternal for grand slam against the Yankees Clevelanders as the home open- as if in a mindless trance. and Lee Gutterman in '89 to win LETTERS ing day deadline nears (Tuesday Do you recall these ex- an important game when the vs. Texas). Tribesmen?: Joe Carter, Julio Tribe was in the hunt. Twenty- Students from Northeast Ohio Franco, Pat Tabler, Carmen Cas- five thousand fans went bananas. doms reduce the risk? They don 1 regular. probably enjoyed Matt tillo, Jay Bell, Neal Heaton, Rick Also, watching Len Barker on Police making an say...government testing guar- It may or may not be comfort- Schroder's Tuesday column on Sutcliffe and Bud Black. FUck on Channel 43 pitching a perfect antees that condoms wiu always ing to know that we do agree on the Tribe having a Major League ESPN and I bet one of these guys game as the fog rolled in against example of bar prevent the spread of sexually two items. First, the United -type season in 1991. is contributing to a winning team. Toronto. Spine-chilling moments transmitted diseases. Thats States did make a mistake by In the movie, Cleveland wins in Cleveland sports lore indeed. what the pamphlet says. helping to arm Iraq. At the time, the last game on a bunt and ton of (My roommate Rich, a de- After reading the editorial ti- "Nobody these days lobbies for we were afraid of Iranian terror- hustle on the basepaths. The real spised Yankees fan, agrees that But it's more than winning to tled "BG Police Ploy Avoids Real abstinence, virginity, or single ism and thought we were helping Indians have committed to iust the Indians were a iuce farm Tribe fans. It's simply tuning to Issue," I became both angry and lifetime sexual partners. That the "good guys." We were wrong. such an offensive scheme in 1991 team for the Bronx Bombers in WWWE-AM while doing yard resentful. would be boring. Abstinence and Surprise, our system of govern- — manufacturing runs." the the 1970's, sending several Hall of work and stopping for a second to The reason for my anger was sexual intercourse with one mu- ment and its foreign policy isn't Sports Doctor pontificates. Famers to for medio- listen to the methodic war drums the fact that the BG police de- tually faithful uninfected partner perfect. If it were, we would live "Could this finally be the Indian cre talent in return.) pounding in the background as cided to attack and possibly ruin are the only totally effective pre- in that Utopian fantasy that you Summer the fans have waited 37 gravel-voiced Score announces a small business — Good Tymes. vention strategies. That's from seem to allude to. Second, our years for?" The last theory contends the one of his infamous "and there's The small pub just opened this another recently published military really isn't like any Well Matt, 23 years of dissa- stadium was built on ancient In- a loooong drive" on anything hit fall and has done very well — government report.. .reducing the other profession. We do deal in pointment tell me that this is not dian burial grounds which haunt out of the infield. largely due to the fact that it is risk is not the same as eliminat- violence, but only for causes we going to be an Indian summer. I Cleveland teams into losing. Last Maybe that's why I'll be sitting the only bar that supports local ing the risk...there's no cure for believe in. We do this because not am convinced there is a curse in spring, an exorcism was per- in a rickety old seat on a cold, bands. Having been a local resi- AIDS. There's no cure for herpes all Third World dictators have Cleveland Stadium that will pre- formed on the pitchers mound to damp Tuesday rooting my team dent for five years, I've seen or genital warts. Gonorrhea and subscribed to your Utopian policy vent the team from ever winning remove the evil spirits. The re- on to victory and booing the many attempts by other bars to chlamydial infection can ruin yet. Until they believe in solving there. sult, a sub-.500 season. Rangers — the Indians are a part support local music, most of your chances of ever getting international problems peaceful- There are many theories on of my life. Or perhaps it's be- which have failed. This alone pregnant and can harm your ly, we will need an Army to why the Indians have been losers The funny thing about these cause, in the spirit of Cleveland gives Good Tymes a good reason baby if you do. Condoms aren't Eirotect ourselves and other coun- the last four decades. lovable losers is that with the itself, this band of journeymen to exist. going to make a dent in the sexual ries from them. The first explanation is the overwhelming odds against the players and rookies can win the However, the BG Police De- epidemics that we are facing. If So before we laud our returning "Herb Score factor." Herb, the Indians winning, I and approxi- damn thing after all. partment seems to think that by the condom breaks, you may die. troops with "great lamentation voice of the Indians, was once a mately 1 million other fans will Scott Geringer is from Chip- making an example out of the Should condoms be sold on and shame" as you would like us feared fastball pitcher who was travel to the dingy old structure pewa Lake, O. (Medina) and Is a small businessman, they may campus? No. to, let us study the events and destined for legendary status vis- and hope. columnist lor The News. frighten larger bar owners into Sandra Schafer, facts of this conflict more careful- stricter drinking policies. The senior ly so we can learn to avoid such only thing they will accomplish is "barbaric behavior" in the fu- the destruction of a small busi- ture. After all, quoting Douglas nessman — someone who is equa- MacAurthur, "The soldier, above Respond lly as important to the communi- Military deserves all other people, prays for peace. The BG News ty as the larger businessman. For it is he who shall suffer and The BG News editorial - An Independent Student Voice - Finally, I would encourage all America's praise bear the deepest wounds and page is your campus fo- students and local residents who scars of war." rum. Letters to the editor Editorial Board enjoy Good Tymes to give the bar Editor The News: Just remember, Mr. Bernard, should be a maximum of James A. Tinker as much business as they can. I I am writing in response to that the universal peace and 200 words In length and editor would hate to see it go. goodwill you admire on Star Trek Jill Novak Michelle Banks Lee Kohler, John Bernard's letter to The cannot be achieved overnight. It should be typewritten, managing editor assistant managing editor 244 N. Enterprise St. News appearing in the April 10th may not even be achieved in our double-spaced, and John Kohlstrand issue. I felt that this attack with a lifetime. So instead of regurgitat- signed. city editor "circus of words" against Chris ing from your thesaurus with The BG News reserves Charles Toll Chuck Travis Dawson's praise for our military such hostility and pointing your the right to reject any editorial editor editorial contributor Safe sex becoming commanders was slightly out of material that is offensive, line. "Dauntless dispensers of ca- finger, why don't you become In- Matthew A . Daneman Ivan Qroger taclysmatic destruction"? What volved in our system of govern- malicious or libelous. copy chief copy chiet a dangerous myth ment and try to change it? Or bet- Please address all sub- exactly did you hope to achieve ter yet, why not hop on a plane to by anathematizing so much? How missions to: The BG News Staff Editor The News: late into the night did you stay Baghdad and give Saddam the An item in one of last week's is- awake trying to come up with this same lecture on the futility of vio- Editorial Editor News Editor Chrlettan Thompson Copy Editor Micheee Lsherty sues asked students whether or stuff? Finally, have you ever lence that you gave us? Sports Editor Matt Schrodar Copy Editor Michelle Taylor Mike Matuszak, 210 West Hall AMI Sports Editor Slave Eaalon Copy Editor Kathleen lowry not condoms should be sold on thought about writing for Marvel Jama JOM Copy Editor NHdii Floroe graduate student AMI Sports Editor campus. Three of the four people Comics? Wire Editor Tanya Moore Copy Editor Cyndi Prada Kited said that condoms should I ask this, Mr. Bernard, be- AMI Wlra Editor Irene BeBeau- Copy Editor Marcl Stork Ptioto Editor Jay Murdoch Copy Editor Katie Scnirmsr sold on campus. Their belief cause you seem to have an unu- Insider Editor P. Francia Eapoeito Copy Editor Jamie Smith that the use of condoms results in sual talent for distorting reality Insider AMI Editor J.J. Thompson Copy Editor ...... Jack Dies "safe sex" surprises me. In April to suit your own Utopian fantasy. Correction InvMI Director Wynne Everett Prod Sup r Tim J Mecrsay 1,1991 issue of Newsweek, Robert While I may be somewhat biased Features Director Jennmr raday Prod Sup'r RyanTe* C. Noble, an infectious-disease An article in Thursday's scheduled. Copy Editor Than Davis Prod Sup'r Moey Zakrs|sek on the subject because I am an edition of The News stated However, if Accetola does Copy Editor Michelle letter Prod Sup'r Derrick Ross physician and an AIDS doctor to officer in the reserves, at least I not have additional evidence the poor, shares his knowledge in researched the facts before writ- Judge Gale Williamson ordered the release of Doug- to present, the sample will be Hie 00 Nmwa m puttMfted dsay Tuesday through Friday dunrtg me academic year and week* the article: "There Is No Safe ing this letter. given to the prosecutor's of- dur«g Vie summer aeeeron by me Board of Student PuDhcettons of Bowing Green State University Sex." Referring to a government You called the opposition at las Rath's blood sample to be Opinions expressed by coWnniste do not necessarily reflect Vie oprntons of Cfte BG Mew* pamphlet called "Condoms and given to the prosecutor's of- fice as originally stated. The 00 News sod Bowling Green Stale University sre equel opportunity employers: and do not Grenada "600 Cuban construction fice by next week. discriminate m hiring practices Sexually Transmitted Diseases, workers armed with smart The 00 Mew* *« not accept advertising that at deemed dksorMMrMory. degreeing or neutsng on Especially AIDS," Dr. Noble tells Williamson did order the The article "Little Sibs me baaia ol race *•■ o* rvaSonal ongtn shovels and surgical strike earth release; however, it will be rounds off UAO year" in us: movers." I am sending a copy of Copyright IMI AS Rtghts Reserved "Condoms are not 100 percent your letter to my friend Dave, sealed until Rath's attorney, Thursday's editon of The Paul Accetola, is able to ex- News incorrectly reported Business Ofnos CSJUSJSHJI Office safe," (the pamphlet) says, "but who took part in the invasion. You IHsl Ph (419)372 2601 210 West Hal Ph (410) 372 8MB If used properly will reduce the see, he was shot in the hip by one amine the evidence more. If the times of open ice skating. risk of sexually transmitted Accetola is able to produce The correct times are Friday Bowing Green Slate University of those "construction snipers" and Saturday 8-10 p.m. and Bowing Green Ohio 434030276 diseases, including AIDS. Reduce armed with a shovel that fired more witnesses within a I 00 am. to 5 00 p.m the risk of disease that is 100 per- bullets, who was also mistakenly week, a new hearing will be Sunday 3:30-4:30 p.m. Monday Ihrough Fndey cent fatal! How much do con- wearing the uniform of a Cuban THE BG NEWS Friday, April 12. 19" Editorial Opinions What do you think about the city's proposed Friday, April 26th party in the Grand Ballroom?

Holly Headley is a political sci- Tricia Eagle is a senior theater Brian Thomas is a political sci- Essa Rainey is a junior MIS Chad Brisentine, a sophomore Libby Ward, a sophomore nurs- ence major from Pittsburgh. "I major from White House, 0. ence major from Solon, O. major from Centerville, 0. Ehysical therapy major from ing; major from Zanesville, 0. think the mayor better wake up to "Considering all the madness "I think that it will be a flop and "The party is a bad idea be- olumbu.3 'I think it will be a good idea as reality because I don't believe there was last year, it sounds like that the mayor should start treat- cause those who go to the East "I think it will be hard to get long as there are creative acti- that the students will participate a good idea because it will get the ing us as adults and not as chil- Merry Madness and Frazee anyone to come to a non-alcoholic vites or a theme because that in an event like that." people off the streets, but I^n just dren." Frenzy are looking for alcohol party because East Msrry Mad- would be the only way to get peo- wondering how successful a non- and the outdoor environment, not ness is a great stress reliever for ple to come." alcoholic East Merry Madness the type of party that is trying to all the students and it is a tra- would be." be put together. dition for BGSU"

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Graduate Student Senate Graduate Student Senate Graduate Studet. Senate — ZUAOIympiCS ZUAOIympiCS ZUAOIympiCS Graduate Student Senate presents... Experimental Expressive Behavior Spring Festival April 11-14 Events and performances running on and off days and evenings Thursday through Sunday in the round room of the Student Services Building Including many participatory activities and open mics.

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Woi - • V %M hio vet comes home New local parking Friends have held several

■ "To . was worth it. i would love to events in the area to raise money for Burgess. fines, rules passed ( but to me, it. was for a Burgess said he expects to be ddorr. Hussein would be E laced on permanent disability by Thomas W. Kelsey y the Army and i ecehre a salary staff writer t us in the years ahead, and of $1,675 a month for! . ig to stop his aggression." Just when you thought it was safe to park in Bowling Green... Despite his wounds, Burgess Two city ordinances recently have been instated to help keep said he doesn't regret ''le sacri- parking traffic flowing by fining "meter feeders" and "ticket fice. accumulators." ;s, wounded soldier Thanks to the ordinances, anyone parking in a metered spot "To me, it was woi th it. I would who continues to feed the meter after the specified time period ' saw love io have my leg back, but to will be fined, according to Jan Davidson, a dispatcher tor the ■owd and Is low rib- It was for a cause, I still feel police department. is than were tied Saddam Husseii! would be a real "This is a case different from not feeding the meter at all," she id homes in his threat to us in • . ears said. "In this instance, your car will be marked and checked up oople chec rind he wasn't c°>ng to stop his on to ensure the parking traffic continues at a steady flow." ■ i aggression," Bm All meters in the downtown area are clearly marked either 30

■ minutes, two or 10 hours. ijlad he's home, ' Next week, he will receivo a Davidson added the time limits exclude the free meters, and Brands. "I've bone g^-aft in his right leg before advised anyone using the free spaces to crank the meter before ward to Mi lie is fitted with - ■ ■' 1 imb. adding any change. i longtime." lie expects a y< i.ilita- The fine for the violation is $10 if paid within 48 hours. tion. At a recent City Council meeting, Mayor Edwin Miller ex- the last six weeks, news of pressed his opposition to the "meeter feeder" ordinance, saying sident jaused so "I'm goirg to si rprise a lot of it made no sense. . of sympathy from the peoplt. The docioi tell me that I The traffic division also instated a city ordinance, Jan. 22, en- more may have to walk w'.tha cane, but forcing the number of unpaid tickets a motorist can accumulate .'. 100 rds ■■ K Iplan on doi than that. before the car is towed. ■andy Vnere are dout"- mitees According to Sgt. Claud Clouse, anyone who has two unpaid whorunin:-; ,'he said. parking tickets and receives a third will receive a $25 fine in ad- dition to the towing expenses. Clouse said the time allotted between the second and third tickets is usually 30 days, or within the usual two weeks needed to mail a notice to the owner of the vehicle. He added a vehicle can be towed for other reasons including • TTses- lUatonity a complaint oft overnight parking, expired tags, or improper equipment such as a noticeable oil leaks.

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• ■ THE BG NEWS Friday. April 12. 1991 BG ASK U BG to host Ohio College Dems '' The quality of a person's 2 congressperson Jim Traficant. he said. the party on campus. These politicians re- lite is in direct proportion to by Julie Potter staff writer The keynote speaker for the convention member us. They can't take us for granted their commitment to excel- I failed a course here. Can I will be the newly-elected Ohio Democratic anymore because we've become so valua- lence, regardless of their cho- take it at borne and have the Party chairperson Gene Branstool. ble," he said. sen field of endeavor." new grade replace my BGSU The Democrats are coming. The Demo- " Bran.stool is a politician who is well-liked The University chapter of College Demo- —Vincent T. Lombard! grade? crats are coming. in all political circles," Redfern said. crats has been given invaluable assistance Nearly 100 people, including students from Several workshops also will be offered in planning the convention by the Wood I've got an 8:30 a.m. class Dear Oops, 15 Ohio colleges and universities will gather throughout the day. These include a work- County Democratic Party. scheduled for Fall '91. I'm No. To remove D, F, WF, or at the University this weekend for the 10th shop on absentee voting presented by Mike The convention has been in the works NOT a morning person. How I from your GPA, the course annual Ohio College Democrats convention. Beazley, Lucas County executive director; since the late part of December, when a bid can I change it to a later must be repeated at BGSU. Convention attendees will have the oppor- Dave Schiffer and B.J. Fischer, the presi- was submitted to the Ohio College Demo- time? Remember, only two courses tunity to "meet, compare notes, plan for the dents of the Wood County Democratic Club, crats on behalf of the University's chapter, may be repeated for a grade future, and work for continued successes in and Skip Haddad, former field representa- Redfern said. Dear Wake Up and Smell change. the Democratic party," said College Demo- tive for Sherrod Brown, who will present a The University competed against such the Coffee, crats' President Chris Redfern. workshop on targeting voters ana political schools as Ohio State, Miami University and The only way to find out if a How can I find oat when my The convention, whose theme is "Getting demographics. Kent State, and was informed the first week later section is open is to call finals are? Back to the Basics of Grassroots Politics, The final workshop will be presented by of January that Bowling Green had been the Helpline. If the section is begins this evening at 6, with the registra- Rob Nosse, president of the Ohio Student As- chosen as the site. open, call the STAR system to Dear Freddy Falcon Fac- tion of delegates. sociation, who will speak about OS A and Ohio College Democrats formed in 1980 drop and add. ingFinals, A wide variety of events are planned for leadership on campus, Redfern added. and is the largest statewide organization de- The final exam schedule Saturday, Redfern said. According to Redfern, all the speakers voted to issues which deal with young Dem- What Is this "Helpline"? can be found in the Fall 1991 Several speakers will attend, including the were very enthusiastic when approached ocrats at colleges and universities. Schedule of Classes on page 9. newly announced winner of the Ohio attor- about making an appearance at the conven- Interested people can get more informa- Dear Searching for Help in ney general's race Lee Fisher, and outspo- tion. tion by contacting College Democrats secre- All the Right Places, What is a normal course ken and often controversial Youngstown "Ohio College Democrats is the voice of tary Tara Pannett at 372-3831. The Helpline can answer load for a six-week summer questions on the registration session? procedure, explain why you might have difficulty using Dear Life's a Beach, 'Longtime Companion'featured at charity film festival the system, and tell you what A recommended course sections are open or closed. load is six hours per six-week session. Plan ahead, as by Rodney J. Aulh media hype to the ways people was "the best American movie Senate, USG, African-American The Helpline cannot register cope with the disease. this year" and David Arisen of Graduate Student Association you over the phone, nor give courses are taught at an contributing writer Newsweek magazine said "it has accelerated pace. and the Student Health Center, you your access code. The According to David Huffman, sophistication, wit and unflinch- will be shown Sunday, April 14 at Helpline number is 372-7777. ing honesty" which makes it "ex- I plan to graduate in August Despite a light turnout of ap- UAO campus film director, 7 and 9:30 p.m. in the Gish Film firoximately 70 people at the first "Longtime Companion's" unique tremely moving." Theater. I'm already planning for of '91. When do I apply for wo movies in the AIDS Charity plot and moving depiction led it to This acclaim extends beyond the future. When can I graduation? Film festival, co-sponsors are op- be critically acclaimed by many major publications into the pres- The showing is free, but dona- request courses lor Spring timistic about improved response major publications. tigious arena of Oscar nomina- tions will be taken at the door to 1992? Dear Had Grad, at their grand-finale showing of tions. benefit David's House — a board- You must apply for August critically acclaimed "Longtime Richard Corliss of Time maga- ing house for people with AIDS in Dear Spring Ahead, graduation by Friday, May 24 Companion." zine said, "Longtime Compan- According to Huffman, Bruce Toledo and the N6VA Project. Spring 1992 course requests By 11:30 a.m. This "comedy-drama," details ion" was a "wonderfully funny Davison was nominated as Best can be made between April 20 a day in the lives of a group of and heartbreaking" movie in Supporting Actor for his per- and May 10. You may also BGaSkU is provided cour- close male friends from 1981 to which "it's OK to laugh and it's formance in the movie. request spring courses this tesy of the advisers of Bowl- 1989, chronicling the beginning of OK to cry." This four-star film, co- WORRIED ABOUT coming fall until September ing Green State University the AIDS scare through increased sponsored by UAO, LAGA, HSA, AIDS? Likewise, Peter Travis of Roll- Women for Women, Women's ing Stone magazine said he be- Studies, RSA, Human Relations FREE. ANONYMOUS lieved "Longtime Companion" Commission, Graduate Student ANTIBODY TESTING AT MEDICAL COLLEGE Prof poses war questions * H Z ♦ HE ♦ HE * H r + H E HOSPITAL 381-3741 SUBSTANCE ABUSE SERVICES by Jacqueline Porter Browne said there are four spe- thousand people who have lost cific questions United States citi- staff writer their husbands, a couple Phi Eta Sigma INC. zens should have asked before the thousand more have lost their (SASI) country entered war. fathers and sons," he said. "What All Members 243-7274 Economics Professor M. Neil "If we go to war prior to asking will happen to them now? " Happy Hours-Friday, April 12 Browne proposed inquisitive these questions intelligently, we •"What does the world look like TOLEDO HEALTH questions to a crowd of approxi- haven't done democracy right," from the others' perspective?" DEPARTMENT mately 50 people in a discussion he said. Browne stressed the Iraqis will concerning critical thinking and •"What are the costs?" perceive the war differently than GOOD TVM€S 245-1701 Operation Desert Storm Thurs- "People have a tendency to U.S. citizens. Ask for tasting tlmei day night. only talk about advantages of a If the United States is going to 6:00 - 9:00pm The presentation was the fifth situation," he said. "If no one fight a war, they should put in a six-part series sponsored by questions anything, bandwagons themselves in the opposition's the Peace Coalition dealing with are created. CSeeiROWNE,page6. * H E * H £ +HE *HE * H E Gulf War issues. "Your peers like you when Browne said critical thinking is you're on a bandwagon." University the key to finding out if democ- However, bandwagons are easy racy, as we know it, is working to join without considering the Food Operations smoothly. costs of resposibility, Browne Graduate Student Senate's International Affairs Committee "We should be concerned with added. presents: Presents critical thinking because it is the •"And then what?" window of opportunity," he said. Browne questioned the after- "You can fill the void of democ- math of the Gulf War. Little Sibs racy by using your voice." "In Iraq, we have a couple International Film Festival Specials! WHO IS free admission GISH FILM THEATER free admission Available at al 5 Dining Halls Friday, April 12lh FRIDAY. APRIL 12 Free chocolate pudding lo all C.S.LEWIS? Little Sibs Come hear Dr. Bruce Edwards give a talk entitled 7:00 pm POWAQQATSI Directed by GODFREY REGGIO with purchase of a meal. From Narnia to Perelandra. From Oxford to Eternity; The Music by PHILIP GLASS • Life and Work of C. S. 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BUDGET RUN D Continued from page 1. O Continued from page 1. and Vice President of Planning plan. He said there will be no re- more runners this year because She said the group hopes to and Budgeting Christopher Dal- ductions in the current health- we are ahead of schedule," said match last year's total of 150 peo- ton has said some non-tenured care plan coverage or "the Durica. ple who participated in last educators may lose their jobs. amount of money the University The proceeds from the race will year's race. Administrators estimate the currently provides for employee help fund BIG events such as "Hopefully, it will be a nice day state's instructional subsidy will and dependent healthcare bene- Earth Day, Linet said. and a lot of people will show up, ' decrease by $3,611,653 or 5.9 per- fits." Durica said there is a chance Linet said. cent. The 8 percent hike in stu- However, administrators may EIG will lose money with the Gift certificates, young trees dent fees should add more than $4 increase employee cost-sharing event, but the Run for the Earth and other prizes will be given to million to the budget. to offset the projected increases will help people become more people with the best times, Dur- Olscamp said when the budget in healthcare. aware of EIG and Earth Day. ica said. az falls, it may shock some de- Despite the bleak economic So far, EIG has received about partments because the Universi- forecast, plans for campus con- 100 applications for the race, People entering have a choice ty has been delaying reductions struction dominated much of the Linet said, but late arrivals are between participating in the 5 kil- in hope the economy would im- finance meeting. accepted. ometer run or a 1 mile walk. prove. At the start of the current fiscal Today, the trustees are expect- PREVIEW year, the University had a sur- ed to proceed with financing con- plus of $600,000 from the previous struction of the Falcon Field- O Continued from page 1. Cear, but there is not expected to house — a proposed $10.8 million en the senate's voice. Senators confidence motion and the evalu- B one extra dollar this year. intramural sports complex north will explain why the lengthy de- ation of University President When all is said and done, the of the Student Recreation Center. bates are not only necessary, but Paul Olscamp. University will have $9,888 less in sometimes desirable. And readers will get a peek at the 1991-92 fiscal year, according Also, the trustees likely will OK Influential people in the admin- what the senate may be like in the to Office of Planning and Budget- removal of asbestos from Prout istration and senate will trace the future if senators have their way, ing estimates. Hall and the replacement of its stormy events of the past 15 and what would happen if there "'We're talking serious impact ceilings as well as refurbished months, including the no- was no Faculty Senate. for the University," Dalton said. floors in the SRC. Those projects "Very serious impact." would cost $118 million. The post-war economic re- BROWNE covery much of the nation had Preliminary plans for a pro- D Continued from page 5. others to make our decisions hoped for appears unlikely, as in- posed $14 million renovation of shoes before taking action, he without questioning their mo- dicated by climbing unemploy- Founders Quadrangle were dis- said. tives. ment and dropping tax revenues. cussed by the finance committee. "What are they going to do "Why now? Why this enemy? Olscamp released a memoran- Although plans are still develop- now?," he said. "They are dev- Why not wait? Why can't we do dum to faculty and staff Thurs- ing, administrators intend to astated." something else?," he said. day concerning changes in the make Founders "the first choice" •"Above all else — WHY?" "Why didn't we think of this six University healthcare benefit of on-campus students. Browne asked why we allow months ago?" he questioned. Final Stitches to N»wl/Stephanie Lewis IWWKMOWIWOWWX IWWWWWOWiWWWMWI Freshman Beth Patke works on a project for her Clothing Con- struction 101 class Thursday afternoon In the West Hall.

ENVIRONMENT a Continued from page 1. Aim said there is a question of be enacted within 10 years. how much of the pollution should The original provisions from be decreased. 1970 consisted of 50 pages, he added. "We have to ask the questions 'why do we reduce [the amount of "This is the most complex pollutant output] by 50 percent piece of environmental legisla- ^fijpna Utrnicron and does reducing the pollution tion ever passed," Rich said. pi by 50 percent reduce acid rain by 50 percent?'" Aim said. The report includes provisions for transportation, air toxics, Gerald Rich from the Ohio EPA acid rains, stratospheric ozone, said a 700-page federal clean air research and business, Rich said. proposition has recently been a- Enacting the provisions could /?«//?«ode dopted and the provisions should cost up to $120 billion, he added. Please give blood.

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t tO*0*O*O*OtO*Ot«*0* THE BG NEWS Friday April 12 1991 / Sports BG to face EMU's Thomas, again mound with the return of senior by Jamie Joss Doug Martin (8-5, one save and 87 assistant sports editor innings pitched in '90), but also has some youth in sophomore Leo Two-sport athletes aren't easy Hutchinson (3-0, 3.86 earned run to come by — especially players average in '90). who make the transition to excel- The Falcons continue play on a lence at both sports. Sunday in a matinee doubleheader against first year No, Bo isn't coming to the Mid- collegiate team Windsor from American Conference, but this Ontario, Canada starting at 1 weekend Eastern Michigan's p.m. senior pitcher Charles Thomas UW is only the second colle- will continue his trek for baseball giate baseball team ever formed excellence In a four-game series in Canada. against the Falcons today and Saturday at Steller Field — both The Falcons are led by senior twinbills start at 1 p.m. shortstop Brian Koelling who is Thomas, a MAC standout on the batting .400 on the year with two basketball court averaged double home runs and 20 RBI and senior figures in points and helped EMU third baseman Trent Dues who win the MAC regular season title went five-for-five on Tuesday and also the post-season cham- against Oakland University in- pionship. cluding had a four doubles and a homerun. In addition he helped lead the Huron Cinderella squad of this Sophomore starter Brent Spray year's NCAA basketball cham- (1-1) and juniors Dwayne Cal- Eionship to the "Sweet 16" before laway (2-0) and Derek Common eing upended by North Carolina. will look to throw heaters past The^'Bo" of the MAC is at- EMU and UW. tempting to regain his high school ODD pitching form (9-4 in his senior Other action around the year) in his first (didn't play as a MAC precaution against injury) season with EMU and post the same suc- Friday, April 12th cess on the diamond as he did on Ohio at TOLEDO (2) the hardwood. Kent at MIAMI (2) > Ball State at CENTRAL MICH- However, the Hurons have IGAN (2) other players besides Thomas. Senior Steve Wait (in 1990 held Saturday, April 13th < a .333 batting average and 20 runs Ohio at TOLEDO (2) batted in) and junior Aldo Pe- Kent at MIAMI (2) *• Mawn/TIm Norman corelli (.371,31 RBI in '90) return Ball State at CENTRAL MICH- for elder experience at the plate. IGAN (2) Junior outfielder Chad Davis rips a pitch from an Ashland pitcher Michigan at 1 today at Steller Field. The Falcons will play another The Huron pitching staff also Western Michigan at CHICAGO during BG's doubleheader last month. Davis Is hitting .288. with one doubleheader with the Hurons on Saturday, and a twlnblll versus boasts some wisdom on the STATE (2) homerun and 15 runs batted In. He and the Falcons host Eastern Windsor on Sunday.

Gymnasts Softball team looking for Dry Dock fourth at consistent play on the road presents SP Lip Sync Contest regionals by Glen Lubbert The Bobcats, who Joseph con- established a 1.53 ERA, has the sports writer siders to be a young team, are 1-5 pitching advantage on the Fal- Junior Mary Beth Friel in conference play. cons whose ERA is 2.39. paced the gymnastics team "We're looking for them to be with a school record-tying To be a contender in the Mid- tough," Joseph said. "However, "I never know which defense is score of 9.70 on the balance American Conference, the soft- right now they're a building going to show up," Joseph said "Do the Birtmn" beam Saturday, April 6 at ball team has to play tough on the team. We just want to develop about the inconsistency of the the NCAA Northeast Re- road. some type of consistency on the Falcons in the field. "The key to gional Championships at That's what head coach Jac- road." our success this weekend will def- New Hampshire. quie Joseph is saying as the Fal- initely be with the defense. We Friel's score was BG's cons take to the road to compete The Falcons' offense has been can't win games when we commit only top-si* finish in any at Ohio University this weekend. the key to their success so far. BG five or six errors. We have to play event. Sne received regional is averaging 3.41 runs per game an errorless game, or at feast all-star recognition for her The Falcons opened MAC play —the Bobcats average only 2.35. come close." Saturday performance. last weekend when they split a "We've been scoring a lot of At any rate, Joseph isn't very As a team, the Falcons pair of wins against visiting runs," Joseph said. "Our hitters concerned, yet. April 13th finished fourth of seven Western Michigan. However on have done a nice job of adjusting "It's such a long season," teams with a score of Tuesday when they traveled to to different pitchers." Joseph said. "I think the key to us 186.775, their second-best Toledo, BG lost both games drop- However, BG's defense hasn't winning this season is if we de- 9p.m-la.m. total of the season. Penn ping its MAC record to 2-4. been as successful. OU. who has velop consistency in play." State won the competition "I think we play very well at with a mark of 193.80 — a home," Joseph said. "But we've new northeast regional Sot to be a road team if we want meet record. i contend in the MAC." Friel led the way for BG in the all-around as well Last season when the Falcons ARE YOU STUCK BETWEEN A ROCK where she tied for 10th place traveled to OU, they defeated the with a score of 37.65, only .05 Bobcats three games to one and off her own school mark. are looking for a similar outcome AND A HARD PLACE FOR A SCIENCE COURSE? Junior Julie Zickes turned this weekend. in a 36.80. "I think we really need to be Freshman Julia Zelikov's aggresive," Joseph said. "Three SCIENCE COURSES FOR THE NON-SCIENTIST school record Jying 9.55 wins is a good expectation. Four paced the Falcons on the may be possible because they are vault. Kim Crawford re- struggling." Geology is the study of the Earth- the forces that shape it, its history and evolution, and how man corded a 9.35 while Friel Sarnered a 9.30. Nikki Con- interacts with his environment. on produced a 9.25 (tied Just Q career-best) and freshman Jennifer Nacca chipped in reminder... an 8.95. The Summer Offerings Fall Offerings Four Falcon performers turned in 9.0s or better on BG News GEOL 100 Introduction to Geology GEOL 100 Introduction to Geology the bars. is recyclable! (non-lab course, 3 credits) (non-lab course, 3 credits) Seven class times available 5/20-6/28 Dr. Evans M-F 9:30-10:45 6/17 - 8/9 Dr. Steinker M-R 9:30 -10:45 GEOL 101 Earth Science 7/1 - 8/9 Dr. Frizado M-F 1:00 - 2:15 (non-lab course, 3 credits) ^Jne A ou5 of f\enllnaiI 2:30 M W F GEOL 101 Earth Science Spend the summer in luxury (non-lab course, 3 credits) GEOL 104 Physical Geology by our pool and in our (lab credit course, 4 credits) air conditioned apartments 5/20 - 6/28 Dr. Howe M-R 1:00 - 2:35 Two lecture times, eight lab sections available • featuring low summer rates • GEOL 215 Geologic History of Dinosaurs GEOL 105 Historical Geology (lab course, 3 credits) (lab credit course, 4 credits) Lecture - 1:30 MWF, four lab times available 5/20 - 6/28 Dr. Steinker M-F 8:00 -9:15 GEOL 205 Geologic History of Man (non-lab course, 3 credits) 9:30- 10:45 TR

WINTHROP TERRACE APTS 352-9135 fnday. April 12, 1991 THE BG NEWS Weather a concern for golfers Women's tennis by Kevin Cumtnings Ohio State Invitational. The will need to keep the ball under competing on a course that they sports writer match is being held on the Scarlet the hole." know very well, and will attempt Golf Course with 36 holes being "Another problem area is that to use it to their advantage. played on Saturday, and 18 on the course is heavily wooded, and "We are very familiar with the starts MAC play Old-man winter has worn out Sunday. we will have to play from trouble course, and should play it very his welcome; at least as far as the "Weather has a tremendous in- effectively." well," Nye said. "More impor- golf teams are concerned. fluence on the game of golf," Making the trip to Indiana for tant we need to play the percent- by Steve Seasly Although the weather hasn't head coach Greg Nye said. "It is BG will be seniors Tim Goeller, age short shot very well. The sports writer been cooperating, the Falcon really important this early in the and co-captain Doug Ray, and short game is the big separator men and women linksters have year to have players with a juniors Wayne Mueller, Pat (between winning and losing) in The women's tennis team will get a strong dose of Mid- found a way to get their swings in strong attitude playing in incle- Konesky, and Brett Fulford. women's golf." American Conference action as it hosts perennial league- and are primed for a full weekend ment conditions. The match at Wright State BG's hopes are in the hands of favorite Miami on Saturday at 1 in the first MAC match of the of action. The teams the Falcon men will reads as a who's who in Ohio golf veteran invitational players season. The men's squad travels to be gunning for in Bloomington in- with a few additions. Heidi Wright. Jennifer Girdles- The Falcons are confident after thrashing St. Mary's of In- Bloomington to take part in the 54 clude such powerhouses as Mich- Schools competing from the tone, Ann Alexander, and Sue diana last weekend to up their dual record to 8-7. hole Indiana Invitational. The igan State, host Indiana, Mis- Buckeye state are Toledo, Miami, Balmer. Amy Edenfield will take The Falcon's singles rotation continued Its superb play as match begins on Saturday with 36 souri, and Ball State. Other Ohio, Cincinnati, Xavier, Cleve- her shot at the number five spot Carla Marshack, Tisa Pacella, Kelly King, Robvn Monn and holes of action, and concludes squads competing are Iowa, Min- land State, and Youngstown on the roster, a position that has Sara Emdin captured singles victories. Head Coach Penny Dean Sunday with a final round of 18. nesota, Purdue, Notre Dame, State. The outsiders are Louis- hurt the Falcons in the past. said, "Everyone played extremely well in singles play." After conclusion of play in In- Cincinnati, Cleveland State, Illi- ville and Eastern Michigan. "I really feel confident after last week's match. I had prob- diana the Falcons travel to nois State, and Xavier. BG will shake up its usual play- "We played very well last lems over spring break because my head wasn't always In the Wright State to compete in the The key to BG's success could ing tandem as Fulford and Muel- weekend except the number five match. I feel very good right now," Edmin said. Ohio Classic on Monday. The very well be how well they posi- ler will be joined by co-captain spot really fell off," Nye said. Dean said the Miami contest is especially significant for Mar- morning round at WSU will be tion the ball on the green, an area Bill Lehman, Paul Green, and ''We're looking for a score in the shack. "Carla lost to her biggest rival Amy Boyle last fall in a played at Troy County Country that Nye will have his team freshmen Scott Piesen and Garry mid-80s, and Amy has the oppor- close match and is looking to rebound," she said. "Seedings for Club, and the afternoon round at aware of. Winger. tunity to step in and fill it." the MAC Championships are determined from conference play Piqua Country Club. "The course in Indiana re- "We will simply stick to our This weekend will be a good in- and Carla needs to establish herself." The women are also on the road quires you to hit the ball straight game plan on how to play each dicator of how deep the Falcons Overall. Marshack possesses the top singles record at 12-3, this weekend as they travel south off the tee," Nye said. "It also has hole at Wright State," Nye said. are, as a lot of different players while Pacella is the only other Falcon in double figures in wins to Columbus to do battle in the extremely slanted greens, and we The Falcon women will be are going to see a lot of action. with a 30-7 record. King stands at 9-7, Monn at 7-8, Emdin at 4-7 and freshman Lori Wydysh at 5-11. In doubles action, the Falcons are shuffling their rotation to find one tandem to complement their singles strength. The newly-formed duo of Marshack and Wydysh looked like Track busy at Dogwood Relays seasoned veterans as they overwhelmed Marie Koscielski and Jennifer Kouass of St. Mary's 6-2,6-0. Men hoping momentum from Tuesday's Toledo win carries over The remaining doubles action was not as encouraging as Monn and King, and Emdin and Pacella lost hard-fought contests. ity with about 100 teams compet- to the Dogwood meet. The re- women's two mile relay team to "I am still confident about all doubles teams. No changes are by Patrick Murphy expected for this weekend," Dean said. sports writer ing from all over the country," mainder of the women's team battle the other schools for the said men's head coach Sid Sink. will travel to the Miami Invita- win," he said. The relay team Saturday's match will set the outlook for the rest of the year as "There are only two bigger meets tional, in Oxford, Ohio, on Satur- consists of seniors Laura Schul- far as the Falcons are concerned. The men's and women's track and those are the Perm Relays day. tes-Martines and Gaerke, soph- "This is our hardest MAC team we will play this year. We are teams are traveling south to and the Drake Relays." The women will also take the omore Leslie Moorman and and really psyched for this one," Wydish said. compete with some of the The Perm Relays and the Drake mile and the two mile relay team, Rombes. Emdin added, "We lost to them real bad last year. Hopefully, toughest competition in the coun- Relays are being held on the the 1,500 meter runners of senior we can get our doubles teams together." try this weekend. weekend of April 25. Tracy Gaerke and junior Andrea In addition, senior Mary Louise The Falcons have a busy week ahead. After Miami on Satur- The men are "We are looking to continue to Rombes, high jumper sophomore Zurbach will run in the 5,000. day, they are at Wright State on April 17, and then back home to taking 20 ath- make improvements," Sink said Vicki Czekaj and throwers senior challenge Ball State on April 19. letes to the of the men's team. Tammy Asher and freshman Sink said there were no maior Dogwood Re- "(Tuesday) was definitely a lift Ruth Ristvey. injuries that will hold back the lays which are for the team. Hopefully we can Sink said even though the com- team this weekend. being held in carry the momentum into Dog- petition is tough, he looks for the Men vs. Miami, Cincy Kn ox v i 1 le , wood and get some good per- athletes to do well. Tenn. The meet formances, he said. There is nothing more important than the Mid-American Con- is one of the The men beat Toledo 107-56 this "I think Todd Black is ready to ference season. biggest meets past Tuesday. something this weekend. We are Just ask Gene Orlando, the head coach of the men's tennis of the year for The men will take their hoping for him to get his best time FALCON FEVER! team. He has been saying it since day one. teams around Sink throwers, the relay teams, and ever in the 800 meters," Sink "On our very first day of practice I told my team there are the country. high jumper, junior Tom Hall. said. many seasons within a season, but the biggest season of them all "This meet has very good qual- is the conference season." Orlando said. "Now with the MAC The women will take 10 athletes "We are also looking for the season upon us, our biggest challenges lie lust ahead of us." Orlando's team will face its first challenge when they meet Miami on Friday, April 12. From there, the team will travel to Cincinnati to play the Bearcats on Saturday, April 13. 'THE BEST AMERICAN MOVIE THIS YEAR!" King, Tribe spoil Last year, the Falcons took a beating by both Miami (8-1) and -Peter liners ROLLING STONE Magazine Cincinnati (7-2). However, this year Orlando believes the match- ups should produce two very heated battles. "****! OSCAR-QUALITY!" Bosox home opener "If we pbv like we are capable of, there is a good chance we —David Patrick Stearin USA TOOAV can beat Miami and Cincinnati this year," senior co-captain Steve Mudre said. "It would be especially nice to beat Miami be- BOSTON (AP) — Eric King's nings and Brook Jacoby drove in cause during my four year career here at BG we have never "REMARKABLE! first game with his new team three runs as the Cleveland In- beaten them." IT HAS SOPHISTICATION, WIT AND UNFLINCHING HONESTY. went a lot better than Danny dians spoiled Boston's 91st home "Our mission for the next four weeks is to take one match at a Darwin's debut. opener, beating the Red Sox 6-4 EXTREMELY MOVING. A STERLING CAST." King pitched six scoreless in- time, get the job done, and focus on the next match," Orlando -Dan) Ansen. NEWSWEEK Kagame Thursday. said. Darwin, one of Boston's new multimillionaires, was booed Campus Pollyeyes after giving up six runs on five "TWO 440 E. Court hits, three walks and a hit batter THUMBS UP!" 352-9638 in 1 2-3 innings. Darwin, signed -Sskei&Eoen for |11.8 million after leading the Cincinnati finally Pagliais National League in ERA with 945 S. Main Houston, wasn t so hot. "I just didn't throw the ball 352-7571 well, that's the bottom line," out of first place Darwin said. "I was excited. Wed. Spaghetti $2.00 Maybe I was trying too hard. CINCINNATI (AP) — The Cin- champions last season. Charlton, Thur. Lasagna $2.50 "You're going to have bad ones cinnati Reds fell out of first place now a starting pitcher, was the and, unfortunately, it had to be on for the first time in more than a loser against Houston. ""Medium 12" my first day for the Red Sox," he year Wednesday night and turned The Reds' first loss this year I pizza with one item and a said. "I was missing all day, nasty about it, losing to the Hous- dropped them out of the National Qt. of Soda hanging sliders and throwing ton Astros 4-1 and starting a League West lead for the first fastballs on the other side of the bench-clearing brawl on a be- time since the 1989 season. Cin- (specify thin or pan) hind-the-back fastball by Rob cinnati led the division wire-to- Only$6.00 plate. I don't hit batters and I don't walk many batters. It Dibble. wire last year, the first NL team Expires 4/30/91 wasn't a good day. After Astros reliever Curt to do so in a 162-game schedule. Schilling hit an RBI single in his first big league at-bat in the ninth Pete Harnisch (1-0) pitched inning, Dibble threw his next five hitless innings but walked Sitch behind Yelding's belt. Yeld- eight in his NL debut. Xavier ig charged the mound, threw his Hernandez gave up two hits and helmet and hit Dibble in the left Schilling finished with one-hit re- shoulder, and then tried to tackle lief for a save. him. Harnisch, who joined Schilling Both benches and bullpens im- in moving to the Astros from Bal- mediately emptied, but no big timore in a trade for Glenn Davis, punches connected. Order was walked four batters in the fourth restored within a minute, and to give Cincinnati its only run. Dibble and Yelding were ejected. Karl Rhodes, a Cincinnati Dibble, Randy Myers and native who attended Pete Rose's Norm Charlton formed the Nasty high school, hit a two-run double Boys bullpen for the World Series in the fourth off Charlton (0-1). 1991 Summer Employment Opportunities ALPHA GAMMA DELTA

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(not Friday the 12m) ATTENTION BARGAIN HUNTERS lo the rescue " show them who's ready' Remember Keep your •PHIMU'PHI MO" YOUare the stars aa you hp your way to suc- Phi Mu Wacky Sack Races' Th«ia Alpha Phi is sponsor mg a garage sate In Congratulations on your recent lavakering wits about you. stay out ot the O'a. don't let cess and prizes Major prizes given away lor Bast of Luck' ttw Green Room ol EMS Theatre Enter at N to Batman your opponent psych you out Take it from one bom contests (t contest lor the s*s and 1 (or Your Pm Mu Coaches end o* U Hal Parting Lot ( Look for me bai • PHI MU • PHI MU ' The bast ot luck in Gothem City' who knows1 Let's have an awesome season the BG Students ) Doors open at 9 00 pm and PTa Mu ' Sig Ep * Phi Mu " Sig Ep toons') Fiat Annual WACKY SACK RACES Love, guys' Go Birds' stay open til 1 am Admission Is tree Come April 0 through April 13 10 am to 4 pm Races start tonight at 4 30 on Super Boy a Super Gkl Love ya. Wydysh the Kreischer netd Alpha Phi - Supertnenda - Alpha Phi jom the tun and help welcome me sib* to BG PhiSigs- - PHIMU 'PHIMU • DST OST DST DST Your AGO Coaches wish you good luck on Sat- DRY DOCK SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMET BigMicheee. urday (snd corrections) Congrats to the Neo's of Aloha Sigma Phi You've done an awesome )oo with me PHI MU Love. DP/ Dockwelcomee Uffle Stts and Kids this - PHI MU - PHI MU - Brothers of me Week Delta Sigma Theta Sorority. Inc Wacky Sack Races' I love my BIG' From your feaow greek. WiSte Bam. Annie. Marm week with not onry 1 Up-Sync. but 2 Lip-Sync First Annual WACKY SACK RACES!!! The Care Fair Wrecking Crew LTKefaa Contests. Yes this Sat (not Friday the 12m) Racea start tonight si 4 30 on Athlete ol the Week Pi Phi's- YOU are the stars sa you Up your way to suc- the Kreischer Field Bob Dorr GOVERNMENT HOMES from S1 CHI-O " Katie Jink « CHI O Good luck on Sat cess and prues Major prizes are given away • PHI MU " PHI MU " Officer ol the Week (Urepeir) Delinquent lax property tor both contests {1 contest for the sibs. snd 1 Only 48 more hours to go' I hope you have a Vour AGO Coaches. JoeSchafer napoaaraaiona Your area {1) 805 962 8000 lor the BO Students ) Doors open at 9 00 pm great 21 st birthday ■ you will take me out soon' Amy. Kristin. Kim Fledge ot the Week Ext OH 9849 for current repo 1st and stay open til 1 sm Admission Is tree. - HAKES- Love your UT. Jen You working woman you' Nohsama" Come Join the fun and help welcome the "Slbe" PIKE - AXO-PaXE-AXO I can't befceve you HEADING FOR EUROPE THIS SUMMER? 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Hey Heather, don't touch me except whan we - Yea thai personal«tor you! No special reason • AOTT Go Euros' alHIgracing me with your presence Wow' I forms available at 124 Hayes Ha* re Kentucky Moonshmed this weekend at me fuat wanted you to know how special you ere! Congratulations to Rhonda Clark tor being se- guess I really amlucky Oh by the way. I have Pike Country Club Par-Tee And oh yeah - we will go out tonight and cele- lected as the Cabinet Member of the Month some vaaum. got any pme? And please lets PHI ETA SIGMA All members invited to Happy 1 Congrats to Chris Llenhart the 1991 Alpha 9 Love. Jeff brate our almost unprobaoonl Keep up tno great work keep tightmg • it's so tun. OK' Or as peanut Gam Man. PIKE ' DO ' PIKE ' DO a PIKE ' DO Hours at Qood Tymee this Friday Door prUes I love ya Jen would say. "Alright"' goeh. whore's mat from? and free puza! 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Call 354-8082 and leave message * Openings state-wide voice To set up a personal interview in your Call 152-1401 after 6 00 pm basement 372-1540. (call 'or location nearest you) Sigma Kappa- area please send your name, address, and ' May work part-time durng school Large 1 brm apt lor May Aug Sublease $225 Be ready to win on Sal 1-2 females needed to sublease house for phone number to SUMMER JOBS. 3414 W Pageant Gown Metaic Blue with Silver Brand a month 352-3208 Your AGO Coaches summer with 3 others Close to campus, possi Tuacarawas St Canton, Ohio. 44706 One of our pefsonnel e-eculivos wll contact you Cal it unable lo apply in person new • NEVER WORNI" SI 8/8 Caff Karen ■ Large 2 bdrm houee for summer sublease S. Angie. Michelle Kathy My own room, cheep Rent negotiable Call 3528460 I 382 1060 a Leeve message at 354-6634!! Main St. Cheap rent, uti Included Call ATTENTION! SEIZED CARS, trucks, boats. 4 wheelers, 354-7283 • leave message Spring In to Spring 2 Roommates needed to sublesse VCT and Graphic Design Major. 1 motorhomes by FBI. IRS. DEA Available in with Mary Kay Cosmetics forSUMMER 2 bedroom apt close to campus Student Publications « now interviewing lor Large efficiency cfoae to campua 443 N En- WANTED! your area now Cal 1-805-882-7555 Ext Call Pam 352-4915 RENT NEGOTIABLE. Call 353-4056 NOW Production Assistants for The BG News for Fall terprise Apt C S285'mo . 12 mo lease Call 1991 Apply at Student Enx*oyment. 460 Stu- C-2804 Carle 1-433-4474. SUPERVISOR INTRAMURAL SPORTS FIRST 2 bedroom furnished apartment for sublease BQSU's most qualified students as dent Services Building WllaonGolfCluba AID STAFF 1991-1902' MUST HAVE CUR- May-Aug 91 801 5th Apt A1 Call Dan or ADVERTISING SALES LONG* ASSOCIATES 1-2-3-4-5 Woods 2pitch.ng wedge $150 RENT ADVANCED FIRST AID AND CPR AP- Matt at 384-4020 CHRISTMAS. Spring Break, summer travel REPRESENTATIVES Lea iing lor Fall - Rales Reduced FREE Air couriers needed and cruiaeship fobs Call 353-1894 EFFICIENCIES: PLICATIONS ARE AVAILABLE IN ROOM 1D8 2 female rents for Spring 1992 Close to cam- for The BO News. Can 1-605 662-7555 Ext F-1658 * 819 N Enterprise. Apt C SRC ANO ARE DUE APRIL 22 pus Call Kim or Beth $675 per semester Cal It you are a sett-motivated, $170 mo A gas and uM 354-6053 Drivers needed results-oriented person. The 1991 AGO BETA TEAM FOR RENT * 329 E Wooster. garage apt The China Restaurant YOU have the potential to be one of Meianie Ludwig. Alicia Boyian Heather Schuitz. ASTHMA RESEARCH CANDIDATES $280/mo A gas 352-8230 the highest paid students on campus. Heather Mar en. Nicole Dute«l Adults with asthma for educational program and All majors are encouraged to apply. ' 4ieClough. Apt C "NoMtrcy" research protect Compensation & reference Must have own car. $170 mo A gas and uM. material provided Call Karen at the Alergy and ENTREPRENEURS Make $3000 per month * 536 E Wooster oarage A THE FINAL ROUND OF Applications A fob descriptions Apts . Duplexes and THE YEAR Asthma Research Center Toledo 885-5163 SeH Students of America Sunglasses to retail available at 214 West Hall. S180 mo A gas and utH. stores anywhere in mo U S A NO INV REQ Houses available ' 251 S Prospect Apt. O. PI KAPPA ALPHA COUNTRY CLUB '81 Earn extra money selling quality all natural DEADLINE: April 12.5 p.m. Write PO Box 70. Tualatin. OR 97062 Professional management $300. mo all uM A gas paid The way a Date Party should be' products, can replace the need for a conven- NEWLOVE RENTALS * One 1 bdrm. 310 Court St apt B tional summer fob Call coUoct - Connie Gatekeeper Cashier Seasonal Part-time posi- Our 0NLV office $250'mo . tenant pays gas tions open at Portage Quarry Rec Club for re- WANTED Houseman needed lor 1991-1992 The Sisters ol Gamma Phi Beta would like lo 874-9752 or Jim at 874-5478 328 South Main, 352-5«Q sponsible individuals with strong math skills School year lor sorority chapter house Duties thank our Seniors tor all o' their hard work and Female roommate needed tor summer Own Must be physically active A available to work include light housekeeping and assiatlng with support through the years bedroom, own bathroom $376 tor entire sum- weekends A evenings Apply in person at kitchen Part-time, flexible hours Cash or meals Need an apt tor aummer or fair? mer Can 353-9639 1 bedroom apt in vary nice house $295 In- The SOLD Leadership T.p ol the Week T-Square Graphics. 121 S Main St. BG. as compensation Interviews Saturday April 13 WE HAVE NEARLY 500 UNITS t cluding utilities Clay Street Nice, big rooms In desperate need ol 1-2 females to sublesse Ohio Accepting applications through Friday Cal Chns at 352 936' after 5 pm for an ap- Furnished or unfurnished apts. Cal Barb at 354-6906. The ultimate test ol hte is the living ol it from day part of the huge white horse 320 N Enter- April 26 pointment CALL JOHN NEWLOVE REAL ESTATE today at 354 2260or 319 E Wooster prise Completely furnished, very close to cam Lifeguards Wanted Would you like to reach your potential? Would 1 or 2 bedroom, furnished apts available for • Tautomu Fukuyama pus very cheap Call Carls 354-3257 fail Close to campus and downtown Utilities (across Irom Taco Bell) Seasonal work available at Portage Quarry Rec you like to get paid wed (or a rob wen done? EB- included In rent starting at $440 Limit of 2 per to pick up our listing A speak Mala rmte wanted Perrysburg • 2 bed apt Club Must bring current Red Cross certification SCO Telephone Service is now looking lor In- We re SOLD on Leadership" apartment CaB 353-6982 and leave message with our friendly statt Own entrance $150/mo. plus one-half util card Apply in person at T-Souare Graphics. ternational Telemarketing Representatives We TIM FOOEL Ask for Ray. 686-8977 1 21 S Main St . B G . Ohio Accepting applica- welcome undergraduates and graduates to be- 1 or 2 people needed to sublet house for (all I love you now A forever. This has been the tions through Friday. Apr* 26 come a pan of our success story We otter flex- 91 spring 92 1024 E Wooster $1200 per Needed NEEDED: 1 -4 people to Sublease 2 bdrm Apt beat year, and I know ft only gets better. ible scheduling lor weekend and evening work semester Cal Kris 372-1692 leave a mes- One non-smoking female to share a spacious during summer Great location Price vary ne- SUMMER Happy Anniversary. Guaranteed hourly wages and generous com- eape. Columbia Ct Apt for the 1991 - 92 School Love. gotiable CaH352-39l9 Ask (or Otis or Blake Tops m Pennsylvania girls camp need counsel- missions whse learning a marketable ski. In- year Close lo campus Si60 a month. Cal 2 BDRM APTSFURN A UNFURN Kim Needed: one female to sublease for Summer 2 ors in WSI, Tenms Arts and Crafts'Ceramics. ternships and Co-ops available 113 N Main St Amy or Julte af 354-5690. Soccer Coach, technical theatre asst. gymnas- NearHarhaman Free heat a cable TV bdrm. furnished apt on S Summit Call next to David's Deli tics, piano Upper classmen preftered. Cal Ar- 9-12 or Summer lea Rate-Info sheets Needed Sublessors 353-9156 To my great AOTT Sisters lene ASAP 1 -800 443 8428 avail front desk Best Western Falcon Lrg apt w low utilities Parhaty furnish, patio A Kim. Vanessa. Heidi Lara. andMeasaa Someone to SUBLEASE our apartment tor FOR SALE Plaza Motel (across from Harshman) backyard Two blocks from campus, rent neg Our dales Scott. Tim. John. Chris. John and my summer Air conditioned, cheap gas A electric CallJim or Matt 354-6677 1 Summer camp jobs available at resident Girl Bub win be absolutely awesome Get excited 2-bedrooml SUBLEASE from May to Aug Scout Camp If you enjoy children this is a job 2 bedroom house for sublease Summer 1991 One A Two BR 'urn apts 9 A 12 mo and sum- for the Red Rose Rendevous Formal We're go 1991 Call Karin at 354 6634 Leave Mes- 1 for you We are looking for unit leaders, unit '74 Yamaha needs work / runs good Call Great locatron Big backyard Call 352-3730 mer leases avail S A V Rentals 500 Lehman #ig lo have a great time sage'" counselors, pool stall, nature and craft direc- 382-1629 (nexttobuaalaBon). 362/454 Love Jennifer 3 bedroom house for rent. 3 person 12 month Wanted - one roommate '91-92 School year tors, cooks, and kitchen workers, and nurse '85 Honda Night Hawk 450 3.700 miles. Mie lease Available August 352-7454 Quiet. 1 story apts 1 A 2 bedroom available $150 per mo ptueuttttiea Cal 2-1821 Camps located in Bridgewater and Leesburg. new Call 352 6496 Good rates CaMMtka at 353-7600 TTKA Va Pre-camp begins June 1 5. camp ends Aug 4 bedroom a 2 bedroom house Wanted non-smoking female roommates for PHte Athlete ol the Semester 12 For an application visit the Career Place- 1980 Honda 750 CB Custom Excel cond Located between campus A downtown near RE MANAGEMENT 31 92 school year C»a Debbie 353-9500 John Rons ment Office or cal the Girl Scout Council of the Must sell Will accept any reasonable otter CourtHouse Available this summer, fan A 113 RaHroad SI Wanted roommate to sublease immediately Nations Capital. 1-202-337-4300. or in Mary 354 4749 spring CaB 823-6561 now open TTKA through August Own room $200'month land or Virginia 1-800-523-7698 EOE 1981 Plymouth Horizon Good condition SUNDAYS 10-2 Grad student preferred Please call a leave for your convenience Pikes would like to congratulate John Bona on $700 352-522' jleave message) 704 5lh St the best Risk management rob m History1' massage at 354 4475 For more Info on Fal and Summer rentals Cal Summer Jobs' 1982 Mazdo GLC - 5 speed. AC. Sunrool 352-9302 UNIVERSITY INTRAMURALS ADVISORY WANTED 1 3 persons to subleaae 2 bdrm apt High mileage, but runs greet Perfect coaaoe 2 bedroom, completely turn BOARD APPLICATION DEADLINE EXTENDED for summer Unfurnished. AC. balcony Cal Lifeguards, registration clerks etc Call now' car Makeorlei 354-476' Microwave. A C A laundry fad Reedy to seme down In quieter surroundings? TO APRIL 19 AT 4 00 PM PICK UP APPUCA Shannon 354-4073 1 800-344-9644 JeKyslone Camp Resort 10 2. 3. 4 person rates 710 Seventh St 2 bedroom unfum. heat A AC 1984 Honda Magna V-85 motorcycle Must TIQNIN 106 REC CENTER mms from Sea World. Aurora. Ohio (sorry, no 362-3445 paid 352-3445 sen Excellent condition, only 8000 miles. Cal living accomodations available) Hours 9-9. local owner ZPBZPBZPBZPB Scott 353-9988 Single apartment available end ol semester Congrats to my specaiia SUMMER POOL EMPLOYMENT Phone 354-7192 HELP WANTED 1966 Nissan Sentra 5-spd . cruise, air. Soro D-Lite A Soror Tica 3538227 Your Spec WILLIE City of Bowimg Green Parks and Recreation A lew good tennants needed Ml Vemon Apartments 802 6th St STOP I 250 COUNSELORS and Instructors needed' Department now accepting applications lor 2 ISM PC computers Why rent an apartment when Private, coed, summer camp in Pocono Moun- summer pool employment in following posi- Priced to seH 2 Bed. Furnished Dishwashers. Paid Utilities ZPB ZPB ZPB ZPB you can rent • contemporary Cal Ken Cust at 352-1520 Call Gary at 353-7934 Congrats Sorors K.m. Soeoookie. Tica. & Dawn tains. Northeastern Pennsylvania Lohikan. PO tions TOWNHOUSE From your FRAT Nasty Box 234BG. Kenitworth. NJ 07033 (908) starting at $355 2760998 POSITION and STARTING WAGE 2/3 BR home on double lot in Bloomdele Apts . Duplexes and Heat included Seperate heated ranch building otters work- Houses available 353-7716 Are you interested m journalism? Swim Instruct. w/W.S I - $4 75 per hour shop, business, or rents! opportunities. lor Summer and Fall The all new VARSITY SQUARE WANTED Do you want a rob after graduation? Swim Instruct w Red Cross ■ $4 25 per hour $43,500 Possible terms DB 127 Cal Gail Professional management Senior Swim Instructor - $5 75 per hour Then you should apply for Planas. Century 21 Bucher. Findlay Subleaae 7/1/91 -8/16/91 a fall staff position with Senior Lifeguard • $5 75 per hour 1 800-334-5765 NEWLOVE RENTALS Furnished apartment Share with 1 other fe- t male lor summer sublease Furnished base- Lifeguard - $4 75 par hour Our ONLY office. The BG New. 27 Inch Miyala louring bate, with racks S200 male Will have own room $i 77 50 ( negot* ment very cool m summertime Great location Swim Instruction Asst -S3 80 per hour 326 South Main, 352-5620 Stop by 214 West Hal or cal Also 100 sheets RC photo paper S25 Call Die, Call 354 5776 between 7 • 11pm. b I campus and bars' Cal Steve 353-2388 372-6966 for more information Senior Cashier - $4 80 per hour Cashier • $4 20 per hour 352-8072 evenings SUMMER RENTAL8 very close to campua Apt ASAP' Carty Rentals - 2 bdrm apts for 2,3.4 or 5 Cashier Trainee - S3 80 per hour A Houses Inexpensive Carty Rentals 62 Plymouth Champ silver. 85.000K $1100 students For Fall or Summer. Also rooms avail. 84 Buck Regal LTD V8 Loaded 75.0O0K 3527365 ■ ■COUPON! Very near campus New Rates Available) Call J3450 353 0325 Summer Sublease Swim instructors must hokf current W.S.I 84 T-Bird red V8 Automatic loaded 75K S3500 2 bdrm turn apt A/C. w/dtshwasher Furruah and or Advanced Ufesaving Certification As CATCH THAT SUMMER FEELINOI 85 Ponhac 6000 STE V6 auto loaded 72K si utiMtes except elec Cal 354*6176. sistant Instructors must hold current advanced $4995 Summer Apts LARGE 1 ITEM 50i Ufesaving certification Lifeguards must have 85 Pontiac Grand Prix V6 Auto It blue nice at SUMMER SUBLEASE WITH THIS COUPON current Advanced Ufesaving. Basic First Aid. $3150 Super Rates' 2 bedroom apt Quiet. Air Condition $340 A and CPR certification RE MANAGEMENT uM. • whole aummer (par person) 353-9040. EXP. 4/30/91 88 Cavalier RS 2dr black 4 speed AC 46K PIZZA $3860 113RaUroad 352-9302 Two bedroom furniahed apartment free HBO Addthn.tl Items or Chicago Slyh $ t Ex. To be considered for employment, applicants 86 Toyots Celica GTS black leaded nice 54K Newtove Rentals 352 5620, 724 6th St *5 must be available from June 1 through August $7150 """Of"" . _ • BO ONLY • 18. 1991 See the above and others st Goeke Auto Sales Cute 1 bdrm apt close to campus 443 N En- UNIVERSITY COURTS M*M • \ CAU 3,2.3,66 2 miles east ot Perrysburg Holiday Inn on Rt terprise Apt. A. $340. mo 12 mo lease CaB 1 A 2 Bdrm Apis ■ 12 month Applications will be received until 5:00 p m on 20 and Line City Rd or cal 874-2277 Carlaat 1-433-4474 Cal 352-0164 For Fro* Delivery April 19, 1991 at the Parks and Recreation Of- D A Q Rentals fice. 417 City Park Drive, dairy from 8 00 a m 84 Honda CMC 4 dr. Sedan Sky blue, sunroof, "Not valid with any other offer* AM'FM stereo, great college car. Price neg. NICEST APTS mBQ Village Green Apartments to 5 00 p m For lurther information cad Now renting for summer only Pizza' 203HI. Main St, Bowling Groan I 354-6223 The City of Bowfcng Green is an Af- Call Connie 353-9399 4umtaleft 850 Scott Hamilton 2 Mka from campus Modem, furnished. 2 BR Cal after 11 00am « 354-3533 firmative Action. Equal Opportunity Employer Almost new copy machine - $75.00 1520 V*» — — m3G 's Most Award-Winning Pizza unite, new carpeting, laundry faci., A C . reser- CloughSt «103 ved parking. Max. 4 pers unit No pets 9 mo WANTED: 3 female, non-smoking roommates Double Loft for sale Homemade wood loft leaae $650 00 mo. 12 mo. leata for large house close to campua. Own room Entropy by Chuck Bost Fire-retardant Please contact Ket it interested $595 00 mo Phone 287-4256 Or summer only Call 354-2692 at 372-5839 Leave messagel'i 2873233 Manvile Bar and Gnl" Attention • 149 Manvile needs one female sub- leaser for Summer 1991 Great location and a fun house CHEAP) Cal 354-6631 anytime NEWLOVE ASAR Rentals Make your taxes less taxing Do them ASAP YOUR NEEDS COME FIRST! ;Fatman- -by John Bolssy Rent your apt. now and enjoy these special benefits: •Pay your deposit April 15th ATTENTION! •No parental guarantee Graphic •Professional management Design •Full time maintenance & •Three person prices Renting is our only business... UCT* We work for you! majors Student Publications will begin Interviewing Check out these apartments: WED., APRIL 3,1M1 - by J.A. Holmgren tor ...Tut rrOKf ne%. OAHP ...OJK MTV CAM*** 824 6thSt. Th*'*- "M«*T -OVK ANP w|TTii.T e^rt-impi > 803 5th St. >843 6thSt. Its «&*»* rV**rf«irf t/AV-CH W4H-..MM.. ABcrf! i** "wr -a /«*»>. Apply at A3 A 0*fe, "r*C4.<*uf*6 wsfc*^ 1A tew, Tim-m, Afe i^ff cr »ie*M//-rw 1709 5th St. »228 S. College Student Employment f&V- ./.V«M>T«, <*o- «*y We ->tfT MWW T. VM ifj r>*c-r,om s*p i-in. • 507 E. Merry 1114 S. Main fm*S»MM S"»" Tit HfMX* 460 Student Services tWNow. A V.— A*,*M*a ' Ntr'SHAU- MAMMAL THAT Tnt Building aw-o —

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FRIDAY April 12, 1991

Volume 2 ^r^ mi? Issue 11

it's II zoo: UAO Plans Sibs f weekend Page 3 ft "Quickie" with Mike Bflmn Page 7 These Are A Few 4 Of Your Favorite Things! Page< Friday, April 12, 1991

fT^ iiJ MV the INSIDE SIDER

Okay teenbeats. you spoke about some ot our lucky winners. your fave raves. Thumbs up, your piece and we listened...and Wendy King. Emily Vosburg, buckaroos. added It up. Morrella Raleigh, Ifarjle lltlnor. We gotta admit we were sur- What we got were the winners and Dean Wheeler (yes, that's prised by the outcome of some of Editor: Frank Esposito In the Insider's first annual BG't Dean Wheeler) answered the call the categories, but hey. that's Aiti. Editor: J.J. Thompson Favorite Things poll. Winners to bring you the Inside scoop on what makes democracy great. Staff Writers: Wendy M. King received the most votes on the Thanks to you it works for all of Dean Wheeler ballots that were run In the BG us. Hews and Instdcr the weeks be- Morrella Raleigh Also this week, Luclnda Rob- fore and after Spring Break. bins makes her Insider debut. Staff Photographer: Jeff RadcUffe And as If that wasn't enough, Check her out on page three. Art Director: Sean Risser we assembled a whlzbang squad Welcome aboard and fasten your Fiction Editor: Tim Haas of Intrepid hypedogs to tell ya seatbelt. Staff Mascot: Jivin' Ivan Yea. Yea. No. No. It's m the Asst. Prod. Manager: Pat Michel Ou(Ja board. Production Sup'ra: Tim Mechley The Editors. Molly Zakrajsek Prod. Assistants: Jen Buell Bill Burgess Dan Martis Sean Risser

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ran by the Bowl of Student Poblkstkm of Booting; Own State Urs- Readera ire invited to writ, to Thm hmdwr magarine at Submianons of abort fiction (five typewritten P*g** may. 210 Watt Hall, Bowling Gmn State Umvermry, Bowling maximum unlaaa other arrangements are made) an Opinion caxKMed by cohsanMi on not nectsBrty resect the oste- Green, Oh. 43403 to tell ua off or pet ui on the back encouraged. kmofTVlnKlermaauaie. (whatever the nruahon mehtf). Tht laudmi edilon welcome any and all rubmiauoni for The bolder nnoudne and Bortng Green State Unhensty arc equal publication. Unleaa arrangementa are made by the author opportunity employers and do not discriminate in hirinB practices. Anyone intereeted in working for Thu Inudw aa a writer, to have the material returned, all aubmiaaiona become the arttat, or photographer ahould call 372-6967. property of Tht lnudti. Copyright 1990,.The BG New Saturday morning TV needs a toon-up Television alert, Gentle terror and shock from perhaps and me. they were the ever- anyway unless you have TNT on Tom & Jerry Kids? C'mon! Tom & Readers! There Is a growing, the most appalling thing I'd ever lovin'. ever-llvln' be-all. end-all. cahVt. The big networks chop the Jerry were never very good orlg- puss-filled blight on the pop cul- seen In my life. "Austin City Li- As a kid, I wanted to be Fred and hell out of them to make room for InaUy, so basing a new cartoon ture consciousness of America. mits?!" Who putt this stuff on wear the Utde orange cravat. I seventeen more commercials sell- on their kids Is like sampling When I first came to the Universi- TV? That show must keep the en- dreamt about owning a big van mg Sugar-Coated Honey Golden from Vanilla Ice. ty, I swore that I'd never talk tire sequin Industry afloat. with green, blue and orange If arshmallow Toasted Hy- Speaking of Vanilla Ice, I hear about the 'good ole' days.' I I played with the aluminum foil flowery detail painting on the peracttvtty Squares or the new a cartoon based on his adven- quickly had my fill of that crud for a while until I found a good sides. I wanted to do Daphne so G.I. Joe "Innocent Villagers tures Is underway for the coming my freshman year after hearing network and settled In for a long bad It hurt. Even being Shaggy Caught In the Crossfire" set). fall I don't know about that — all these ancient locals bitch spring's couch potato session Instead, the leaders of Vanilla Is already two- about how "this used to be a pret- with the boob tube. tomorrow, the next generation, dimensional, loud and a commer- ty good town before all the col- Now, when I was a kid, car- I LDuTinMBn. 11?3l I the future of America, our brtght- cial rip off; why bother wasting lege kids." (Y'know, this college toons were kick-butt, high quali- 1 eat hope, gets Its horizons broad- Ink and celluloid for a cartoon was founded In 1910. How old ty, Infotainment I mean, noth- ened and challenged with such when you can have the real are these people to remember the ing win probably ever top Thun- mini-classics as. .Little Rosle — a thing? Go cartoon. Go, cartoon, town before the college students? der the Barbarian or the season cartoon detailing the adventures go- I swear I once heard some guy In of Superintends when they fought of role-mod el to none Roseanne Ben Franklin say "This town used the Legion of Doom. Early Smurfs Barr as a dull, whlny Dennls-the- Now, I have an Idea for a sort to be pretty good before the episodes were great. And how [ (AQ SUQUlf ) S\ Menace-wannabe, if I were a of animated version of Afterlife European colonial settlers came about Hong Kong Fooey, with the XIOaaaBOBBt W^- \ I c°ncern«d parent. I'd worry of the Party. It'd be about this In 1728." but I think he might voice provided by none other 1 more about my kid acting like Ro- hard drtvln'. hard drlnkln', hard have been klnda sarcastic. Wotta than the late, great Scatman sle than Bart Simpson. Bart may lovin' columnist and his blue fu- card.) Crothers? Jsbberjaw, Speedbu- be an antisocial sociopath, but at zzy monster sidekick as they The thing Is. I woke up really ggy. Underdog...each episode de- would've been pretty damn ItuH he's got soul, travel the world fighting crime early last Saturday morning. served a standing ovation and sweet —scraggty beatniks are Another modern gem Is BUI & and searching for Daphne from Having nothing to do for a while calls of "Author! Author!" when cool In my book. Ted's Excellent Adventures — a Scooby Doo. I see marketing tie- (the bars don't open until at least the credits rolled by. But cartoons nowadays? Does cartoon based on the film, but ins with action figures I sec noon), I thought to myself "Hey. But nothing, not ever, will even anyone really watch this stuff? I without a few of Its key elements, lunch boxes. Watch It this fall on I'll watch some good, old- come close to matching the raw feel sorry for Utde kids growing such as humor, Interest level, or a CBS.Matthew Daneman Isajun- fashioned Saturday morning en- majesty, the Intense mystery and up now. The best they have to point lor Journalism major from Day- tertainment and relive my fleet- the eye-dazzling spectacle of look forward to are reruns of old Tmy Toon Adventures are OK Ion, O. and would have gotten , Ing childhood memories." Scooby Doo and the kids of the Warner Bros, stuff (which you for a blatant copy ofthcmcdlo- away with It too fit weren't for CHeWngonthsset. Ireeottedlit - Mystery Manhrae- Te-tay friends mlght as weU not even watch >\II H fcsei sfcsi II latin, ■ si - t^aMHMsMHapattaiVv^ViVVrtX Zoo crew goes after UAO gold three teams, with the number one by Luclnda Bobbins team winning S100. Purdy said contributing writer that UAO expects a large turnout for the tournament. "We had a great turnout for the Softball University Activities Organiza- tournament In the fall, so we ex- tion, In conjunction with the pect a lot for this." she said. Little Slbs committee, will spon- Refreshments will be available sor the first ZUAO Olympics this for purchase at the event, and Saturday. April 13, for Little Slbs music will be provided by WFAL. Weekend. This year will mark the first The events will be held In the time that UAO has been Involved field between Krelscher Quadra- with Little Slbs weekend. Purdy ngle and the Student Services said that the Little Slbs Commit- Building from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. tee approached UAO about be- Scheduled events consist of coming Involved with planning games, a volleyball tournament, for the annual event. Traditional- food and music. ly, the Resident Student Associa- The games, which Include tion sponsors a zoo trip on Satur- water balloon races, an eating day morning of Little Slbs week- Age is tlie rage in classes contest and a dunking booth, are end, and Dry Dock provides ac- aimed at younger siblings aged tivities for Saturday evening. that cover this topic are not only the legislative as- by Wandy M.King 12 and under. Everyone Is wel- UAO decided to plan an event RED 260. SMD 240. and pects of aging, such as laws come to participate In the games that would provide activities to SMD 423. RED Is the school for employment, but also and no registration Is required. entertain the kids on Saturday of Recreation and Dance, the needs and other oppor- "Everyone who plays will get a afternoon. and SMD Is the Sports Man- tunities of senior dozens. prize like squirt guns and fun This year's theme for Little Slbs Aging doesn't usually agement Division of the Delores Black, associate stuff," Jennifer Purdy, UAO vice- weekend is "Join the BGSU Zoo predominate the thoughts School of Health. Physical professor of the school of president, said. Crew." UAO used this theme In of many University stu- Education, and Recreation HPER. feels It Is Important The volleyball tournament Is coming up with the name for dents, but some must look (HPER). for students to study these for University students or older their event. Into this unavoidable pro- SMD 240. "The Handi- topics because aging Is a siblings. The teams will consist of cess as an academic matter. capped Client in Sports fact of life. three women and three men. "it's really an event for all Students with recreation Management," covers a va- "It's Inevitable." Black Prizes will be awarded to the top ages," Purdy added. or sports majors have to riety of topics, among said. "We are all going to be take courses that deal with which Is the mature citizen. mature citizens someday." older people. The classes In the course, students learn ■ See OM. page 8. REMINDER: The BG News IS recyclable

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OTHER FAVES -Bob Liegl, Compton R.A. OF YOURS Favorite Gas Station SOHIO 1670 E. Wooster, 275 Insider/Jeff Rodchlte S. Main, 1005 N. Main STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON: Compton Resident Advisor* show their pride Favahle Fast Food Restauraet TACO BELL COMPTON'S COOLEST! 320 E. Wooster Pride of Kreischer voted University's fave dorm Compton Hall residents are living Compton's resident advisor staff Favorite Hair Salon by Dean Wheeler the good life. Is responsible for the award. Favorite Residence Hall stall writer HAIR E CANARY Compton was voted the "Compton has a very good R.A. favorite residence hall last week staff," Blfchoff said. "And there 315 E. Wooster by poll respondents, and winning Is also a good relation between If (he Insider's BG's Favorite the award has spread happiness the R.A.'s and the residents — 1. COMPTON Things poll Is any Indication, among the staffs of both Compton this builds a strong community." and Kreischer Quadrangle. The secret to the good relations 2. Rodger s "I'm very happy and proud of between the staff and residents all of Kreischer," Kreischer com- may be the attitude of the R.A.'s. 3. Founders BRING YOUR LITTLE SIBS plex coordinator David Vafllan- "We try to focus on the resi- court said. " (Compton winning dents and make living conditions TO THE MOVIES THIS the poll) says good things for the better than In the past," Compton whole quadrangle." R.A. Bob Llegl said. "We also try WEEKEND "I was pleasantly surprised to to enforce the rules In a positive hear that Compton had won," way." don't always have to be quiet," A Special Matinee showing of: Assistant Complex Coordinator of The residents of Compton were freshman Journalism major Jamie Compton Amelia Blfchoff said. also happy and a little surprised Smith said. "If you're loud, no Kreischer administrators claim to hear that their hall had won one else really cares." the award. But some residents like the hall MARY POPPINS *********** "I always thought that we had for other, more recreational Saturday. April 13th ONLY! a decent hall, but I am surprised reasons. to hear that It's the best on cam- "Our hall Is phenomenal, and 2:00 p.m. FREE! 210 MSC pus," freshman secondary educa- everyone with Nintendo and tion major Dwlght Rlchter said. cable makes It what It Is," fresh- t TIRED % "I like It because It's loud, you man Chris Schulay said. Friday, April 12 and Saturday, April 13 * OF * WAIT DISNFTS i JUNGLE] 8:00 p.m. and % ROOMMATE J 10:00 p.m. t HASSLES? g 210 MSC \ $1.50 Admission i * J TRY A ONE ? ONLY $1.00 FOR LIL' SIBS t BEDROOM % % APARTMENT J OR AN A rare chance to see a comedy cult classic t EFFICIENCY % Friday And Saturday at MIDNIGHT % «* S ANDY * POE ROAD I ^APARTMENTS* WARHOL'S J215 E. Poe Road J

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UflSlDERiCT^l BG loves to eat at Easystreet

by Emily S. Vosburg (ontrtbuting wr.te'

Versatility Is a plus for Bowling Green's Easystreet Cafe, a place where students can have wine with their friends one night and dine with their visiting parents the next. This atmosphere has made Ea- systreet a popular place among Favorite Restaurant University students and seems to 1. EASYSTREET CAFE be the reason why It was voted 104 S. Main BG's favorite restaurant last week 2. Corner Grill during the Insider's BG's Favorite 200 N. Main 3 Ranch Steak I Seafood Things poll. 1544 E Woosler "Everybody here Is pleased Insider/Jell Rodcliffe that our work hasn't gone unno- ticed," said owner Vic Plrooz. and fun times for fun people.' " erous portions at an affordable most other restaurants In town." with plans to expand across The restaurant and bar, located Half of the employees are stu- price. Easystreet also features live Ohio. When the owners applied at 104 S. Main, has been In oper- dents, and the rest are from the Derek Wolfgram, sophmore entertainment upstairs In the bar for a trademark, however, they ation since November 1987. "We area. "It's a good mix." Plrooz psychology major, said he enjoys four nights a week. Monday Is ran into some problems with the Just wanted It to be a gathering said. eating at Easystreet. Jazz night, Wednesday Is blues International Hard Rock Cafe place where anyone could come Plrooz said they chose a mid- "We usually get burgers," he night and classic rock Is featured chain. Hard Rock officials and feel comfortable," Plrooz western menu "tailored to the said. "They're good and It's a nice Friday and Saturday nights. claimed the name "Soft Rock" said. average taste." The menu fea- change from pre-made fast food "I wish that people under 21 was a trademark Infringement. Plrooz added that the clientele tures 45 sandwiches, 70 brands burgers. could get In upstairs to sec the "It was easier and more timely Is varied and Includes local resi- of beer, and various homemade "I also like the pictures — black bands," Wolfgram said. to change the name." Plrooz said. dents, students and people visit- soups, entrees, and desserts. and white '60s rock band pic- The restaurant, formerly called Plrooz held a contest to choose ing town. "It's a place to relax," Plrooz also said the menu was tures," Wolfgram said. "And If s Soft Rock Cafe, was geared a new name and awarded $500 he said. "Our motto Is 'Fun foods planned so people could get gen- nice because It's a lot quieter than toward being a pilot franchise. ■ See Eat. page 8.

Favorite Bar I.HOWARD'S CLUB H 210 N. Main 2. Good Tymes Pub E. Wooster 3. Mark's Pizza Pub 532 E. Wooster H IS FOR HAPPY HOUR: Howard"s Is a BG Institution Insldar/Jeff Rodcliffe MEET YA AT HOWARD'S Howard's Club H edges Good Tymes and Mark's Pizza Pub for fave bar crown 1920s, when Freddy How- a half. Uhlman attributes How- ven't been as popular In the by Wendy M. King ard owned It. DeSmlth said he was ard's success to Its atmos- last year or two, and It's staff writer Located across the street pleased that Howard's was phere. kind of nice (to know we from the present-day How- voted BG's favorite Sar. "It has always had a cas- were voted the favorite)." ard's, It was known as Hotel "I think It's great." DeS- ual atmosphere — you don't Hank Slyker, a senior po- Howard's Club H is one of Howard. When the estab- mlth said. "Without (the have to dress up or try to be litical science major. Is a the oldest bars In BG — and lishment relocated as a bar students) we wouldn't have someone else: you can come frequent customer of How- according to the Insider's In the 1950s, the name was a business." In and Just be yourself." ard's because of Its atmos- BG't Favorite Things poll, it changed to Howard's Club He said he feels Howard's Uhlman said. "No one Is try- phere. Is also BG's favorite. H. entertainment choices are ing to Impress anybody." Jeff Uhlman has owned John "JD" DeSmlth, man- some of the reasons It was Uhlman was also pleased "There are real people Howard's Club H. located at ager of Howard's Club H, voted BG's favorite. that Howard's was voted there," Slyker said. "It's not 210 N. Main St.. for 9 years. has worked for Howard's "We try to get the best en- BG's favorite bar. all students, and (the clien- tele] Just seems a little older JJhlman said the name of for 7 years, and has been tertalnment possible," he . f . Tm very happy," he „ , j said. "It seems like we ha- Wiah' the other places." to.VttfcaaHhf.il In ihr ■ itir minnirr fnr n ¥fiir nntl A ■ffteitix it it **■&** Friday, April 12. 1991 mslBEi? Quarters gives BG convenience

by MarJI* Mllnor contributing writer TH aWW\ Is^H / was In the bar business for H ffiC- •* ■■■ eleven years, and anything you do after that Is going to be pleas- ant. - "Slim" Glllen. ■ owner/manager of Quarter's L f^^H :"„,':^~" ■ Insider/Jell RodcMfe Party Store A QUARTER AND YOUR ORDER. Quarters Is there In BGs hour of need Whatever his reasons were for Fivoritt Coivuitnc* Store switching occupations, GlUen's 1. QUARTER'S Glllen bought Quarter's a Party Store and a Junior at the People come In Just to see what new-found enthusiasm for the 1414 E. Woosttr month and a half ago from pre- University, the store's location the new gadget Is." convenience store business could 2. Barney's vious owner Ron Chrlss, who still benefits others as well. University student Steve be Just what Quarter's needed for M S Man. 1091 N. Man. 1602 E Wootler owns the bar/restaurant half of Recker has worked at the Party Young said that his reason for 3. Dairy Mart that leading edge, making It the 425 E Wooster Quarter's, located next door to Store since October. "There's a frequenting Quarter's Is simple. favorite convenience store In the the convenience store. guy across the street who charges "It's the only place In BG you can Insider's BG's Favorite Things Glllen said that location and five dollars to run over here and get beer at 2:30 In the morning." poll. beverages and snacks as well as a parking have helped Quarter's buy party supplies for people." While Quarter's Is busy at 2:30 Located at 1414 E. WoosterSt.. variety of other Items ranging survive the changing demands of he said. a.m., sometimes turning angry across from Harshman Quadra- from condoms and Cleveland students. "The best thing about working customers away. It Is also busy ngle. Quarters' bright, comforta- Browns hats to fresh fruit and Ice In fact, according to Chris here," Recker added, "Is that my during afternoons and weekends ble environment offers alcoholic cream bars. Keeker, employee at Quarter's boss always has a new gadget. ■ Sec Quarters, paRe 8.

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Haircuts only Proof snags vote \ *i$£ throughout the building, and giv- by Morrella Raleigh en the little professional expo- stall wnier * $6.00 sure they have received. It may seem unusual to some — Includ- Guys and Cals ing the band — that 100 Proof In a small, cramped, orange was voted BG's favorite band In room on the first floor of Krels- the Insider's BG's Favorite Things 7 00 am - ? cher Quadrangle, a classic rock poll. 190 S. Main Street cover band can be found practic- "We were as surprised as any- 352-7656 ing at least three nights a week. body else that we won." drum- The wild sounds from their mer Michael Palm, a University CENTURY HARK Meet 100 Proof practice sessions can be heard sophomore, said. The various group members 100 Proof formed last Septem- list Rush, Phil Collins and Jiml Bee* ber and performs cover versions Hendrlx as musical Influences. BGSU GRADUATES HAVE WORKED of old favorites by Led Zeppelin, "We try to get back to bluesy, Ozzy Osbourne and Nell Young. gultar-orlented music," bassist HERE: The extent of new music In their Brian Shlnd, a University Junior, repetolre also Includes some said. tunes by Guns n Roses. ■See Proof, page f nc«> <*> Favorite Local Band 1. 100 2. Groovemaster •0W*ifti) ****** CHARLESTOWN and PROOF 3 Blilzen t4tffl oo o* ft*** MID AM MANOR Wfl* o<*>w# PLA-ZEL THEATRE XO* ■KH HO* APARTMENTS IW)\V I INC. CHUN • 11\ I V.I j KKVIN COSTCI l< jv^^iF* *\ Within walking distance to campus for TOIrSHT AT: 8:00 summer 1991 and 1991 - 92 school year. SIT I SUN AT: 1.00. «:M. 1*0 cott ; 2 bedroom, furnished or unfurnished, 37****** ft gas heat & water included, air condition- \m ing- ('"■ "I Contact: ttosiaant Manage* Special Midnight Shim! 641 Third St., Apt. 4, B.O. Friday h. Silurdiy! BECAUSE THEY WORKED HERE: 332-4340 The BG News the doorsn \ ihSlDERi Friday, April 12. 1991 7 Doctor Dave rocks WATER the Buckeye State by Mike Bumm ■ y. ft After focusing on poetry for a Share a story. Tell a He. He by Dave iaiklnd while, the "quickie" Is back. This shoved the half-empty glass aside The Incredible College o* Musical Know- p&2 ;1H week senior English major Mike for the sweater, which took up ledge Bumm gives us a refreshing sip of far too much room as far as he barroom philosophy. How much was concerned. Somehow he do you want to bet he wasn 't wanted to punish the sweater for The weather's nice (occasional- drinking water when he wrote Interrupting the glass, which was \ ■ "A ly), the classes seem to last this? - Tim Haas. Fiction Editor far more satisfying. But that longer, baseball season just be- If the human body Is 70 per- thought quickly went away when gan (Go Cubs!!), and (almost) cent water, most of his body had the glass stopped talking. Must've MfleeK__L_ZjeH ■LdlJI EL everyone looks fclnda tan. AU this already evaporated and was be- been Jealous. STEREOPHONIC SOUND: This Is Stereo MCs r\ can only mean one thing... Yep, ing replaced by whatever was In Willie Mays Is coming to com- the glass. He couldn't see very When the Inevitable course ol mencement. Say. hey. well, not only because his eyes events happened the way In- Here at "Dr. Dave's Incredible were hazy, but because the lights evitable events do. he found him- College of Musical Knowledge." a were dim to the point of being self with the V-neck sweater In a SONIC BOOMS couple of quick, Important an- almost nonexistent, which was mesh of angry frustration —a Stereo MCs Owen 10 use laid-back dlsco/r&b nouncements are In order. First, good. "If It were suddenly light, vulgar celebration of everything Supernatural grooves to fuel such rhythmbytes best of luck to Dr. Dave's little people would probably be he thought ugly and cheap. 4th & /Island Re- as "I'm A Believer." "Two Horse brother, Scott, who has gone out ashamed of themselves." he said "Light-hearted statement of a cords Town," and "Elevate My Mind," to find fame and fortune in Flor- belligerently to the glass. A sen- vague sentiment." said the which sounds like a tune Sly ida. Second, our very own Nurse sible, low-cut V-neck sweater sweater. "Clever reception of the Just when ya had finally lost all Stone should have contributed to Schmidt celebrates her birthday fought Its way through the haze statement and additional vague hope In white rap after seeing the New Jack City soundtrack. this week. If you see her Monday, of Inhibitions and Insecurities sentiments," he replied because Gerardo's "Rico Suave" video for Their samples (the one they steal please give her a big kiss on the and Interrupted the glass that he had to, according to what the the zllllonth time, here come the from the Temptations' "Psy- cheek and say. "Dr. Dave says was telling him all the answers glass had always told him. "Sub- Stereo MCs, a trio of three white chedelic Shack" Is killer) show Happy Birthday'!!" toeverythlng. He thought this In- tle hints at possible (but Improb- Brits who have revived casuca- that they're well-versed In rap Birthday girl Nurse Schmidt trusion rather pretentious, but able) future engagements and a slan beatmasters history. Rob B's vocals sound a tells us that after last week's no- since he happened to like this pleasant (but forced) farewell," wlthSupernaiura/. their debut bit detached at times, but cut him winner fiasco, many people sent type of sweater (and pretentious- he said to the sweater, which American release. some slack, he's British. These In perfect entries. Our randomly ness for that matter) he offered as now looked worn and unfashion- Stereo MCs (Rob B, The Head. ■ Sec Sonic, page 8. chosen winner was Marti Cum- little attention as humanly possi- able. He deeply inhaled the dead mlngs. whose favorite candy Is ble. The sweater said, "Polite In- air surrounding him as If he was Reese's Cups (although, Dugg trusion," quickly followed up by, smoking his last cigarette. Before Lamlelle was the only to know "Generic (but friendly) greetings the first light of day he looked up that EBN-OZN sang "A.E.I.O.U and salutations." I'm sick of all and thought he saw a shooting Sometimes Y"). Congratulations, this he thought behind a facsi- star — not realizing it was just a Marti. Here are the answers to mile of a smile and the glass plane and not noticing this was the 'A.E.I.O.U. Y quiz: knew what It was a/rabout the happiest moment of his life. 1 StevleB. 2. Billy Idol 3. Robert Palmer 4. The Romantics 5. Londonbeat 6. Miami Sound Machine 7. Sammy Hagar 8 "I'll See You In My Dreams" 9. a-ha Give 10. Asia To enter, send your name, ad- dress, phone, and any picture (magazine photo, hand drawing, another chance. etc.,) of what you think Nurse Schmidt looks like to "Dr. Dave's Quiz." c/o 214 West Hall, B.G., Give blood. OH, 43403, or put It In the woo- den box in 210 West Hall. Perhaps contrary to popular belief, Ohio has produced many successful musicians. Here are some of the Ohloans who have oom hit the Top 40 since 1980: ZJne J-'heaAant Ki ■ SKDr.Dave, page 8. offerA a

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■ from l»r.l)«»c. page 7. ■ From Sonic, page 7 ■ From Eat. page 5.- Freshman l»vel-One polnl Senior level-Four points each. guys are groovln' In the right here outdistances any of these each. 7. Cleveland's Dazz Band hit direction. Fight for your right to guys' recent solo work (with the to the winner. Even with the 1. What Clevelander went Top the Top 10 In 1982 with what be white. possible exception of Petty's Full change In name, Easystreet's 10 with "Hungry Eyes" and tune? - Frank Esposlto Moon Fever, but I'm trying to franchising plans were set back a "Make Me Lose Control" in the 8. The Rude Boys are from make a point here). On the loco- year. 80s? Cleveland. They are currently In Volume Three motive rock of "She's My Baby," Nonetheless, Plrooz said he Is 2. What one-time Clevelander the Top 40 with what song? Wilbury/Warner Bros. Re- the childlike Innocence of "If You pleased Easystreet Cafe has been sang "Fast Car"? Graduate level-Five points cords Belonged To Me." and the eerie voted BG's favorite restaurant by Sophomore level-Two points each. simplicity of "The Devil's Been University students. each. 9. Which one-time Ohloan hit Despite the tragic loss of Lefty Busy," these guys all sound Just "If they come here and like 3. Akron's Devo hit the Top 20 the Top 40 in the 80s with a song Wilbury (the late Roy Orblson), as loose as they did on the day what we do and what we offer, with what song? called "All Night Long"? (Hint: It's this classic rock dream team car- they first became superstars. then it's for them," he said. NOT Lionel Richie.) ries on. The remaining WUburys - And there's no doubt In my mind 4. Name either of the Michael 10. David Baerwald of David Spike (), Muddy that Prince would need only five ■ From Old, page 5.- Stanley Band's two Top 40 hits. and David was born In Oxford, (). Clayton ), minutes to turn "Wilbury Twist" Junior level-Three points each. Ohio. What was David and Da- and Boo () - combine to Into the leftfleld dance hit of the SMD 423 focuses on exercise 5. What Cleveland band sang vid's only Top 40 hit? prove that a whole Is greater than year. testing and perscriptlons for spe- the Top 10 hit "Cassanova"? Our friends at Finders Records the sum of Its parts. Each tune - Frank Esposlto cial populations. Including older 6. Akron's Chrlssle Hynde and and Tapes at 128 N. Main, Bowl- adults. ■ From Proof, page 6. her band, The Pretenders, have ing Green, are proud to furnish Lynn Darby, associate profes- hit the Top 40 six times. Name this week's winner with a FREE The group has appeared at sor of the school of HPER, In- any 2 of those hits. promotional cassette. Inebriation can't hurt. Good Tymes, Doodles and All In all. 100 Proof Is a good structs SMD 423. She believes several fraternity functions and studying the older population Is ■ From Quarters, page 6. cover band. The group members Is trying to build up a following. have over twenty years of musi- beneficial for students because they will be working with this — which Includes Thursday people who need to study get caf- Despite what their name Im- cal experience among them and group In life. nights In Bowling Green. feine and chips," he added. plies, no member of 100 Proof they seem dedicated to having Quarter's and the University ha* seen the light of his 21 st fun with their music. "We work "The older adult group Is one are tied together like Coughlln drink during performances. So. hard and we'd like some recogni- of the largest growing percentage "People think they won't have of the population and a lot of stu- and scandal, like dollar pop at the why the name 100 Proof? tion," Shlnd said. time on Friday and Saturday (for dents will be working with them parties), so Thursday ends up as football game, like WFAL over "If you want to go out and have Another plus for the band Is the speakers at the Wood County a good time, you want to get the fact that they may have a In the future," Darby said. the biggest party night," Recker According to Patricia Peterson, said. Jail. Next time you need... well, drunk." guitarist Brad Gendlcs. a good grip on how to please AOR anything, head over to Quarter's, University sophomore said. So. radlo-lovlng, college audiences — Assistant professor of HPER. RED "Afternoons are big because BG's favorite convenience store. obviously the affiliation with especially since crowd participa- 260. "Recreation and Activity for the Older American," focuses on tion and slng-alongs are a big part of the group's performances. helping older Americans become VtfElrJ The group Is working on some more active In society. BVAA/rrt- originals, but writing does not "It's more than bingo — we seem to be of Immediate concern. want (the older population) ac- THit06S PAo SAID -THiJGSlSA^ Tr\i»>6S pAp SAW TMIW6*. 1 SftiJ However, they have recorded tively engaged In society," Peter- son said. two originals, "Ltvln' on the With the older adult population Edge." and "Tomorrow or Today" growing, Peterson says the class In the University's Moore Musical will become even more Important Arts Center. In the future. "If you want to have a good "By the year 2000. 13 percent time and not put up with Imita- of the population will be 65 years tion rock, come see us," Gendlcs of age and older," Peterson said. said. "By 2030, 21.2 percent of the 100 Proof will be performing population will be 65 and older tonight at BG's own Good Tymes. as the baby boomers mature." Kevin McCluer, a Junior recrea- tion major, Is currently taking H#WfrVf Wftfc SliOCtlW S+TVK4. RED 260. which Is required for Wt M*. Hi tar. Ana Hi TW law. recreation majors. McCluer said he feels this class will be benefi- cial In his career. HOWARD'S club H 210 N. Main 352-9951

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