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The .second .week of controversy has begun. In the February 2 issue, Scholastic Magazzne published a Campus Watch column that the Directorof Student Activities called '~e last nail in the Gipper' s coffm.' The situation has presented a test of First Amendment nghts at a private institution. The university states in writing that "Student media should The CORE be free of c~nsorship and advance approval of copy, and their editors should be free to deve~?p ~err own editorial policies and news coverage." In addition, the university states that ~tors and managers of student media ... should be protected from arbitrary SUS~nSI?n an~ removal because of student, faculty, administrative, or public disapproval ?f editorial poli~r ~d co~ten~" :n: same du Lac that is often used to limit student rights of the m the name of a unIversIty mISSIon now seems to be conveniently ignored. Not only do thes~ ~ords s~m empty now that they are challenged, but they also exemplify the admmlStrators lack of trust in the student body. . - students," according to Father DavidBurrell, For ~ome, campus controversy has entered into its third week. GLND/SMC, the C.S.C., who has taught Core since its incep­ unO~Clal stud~nt-~n support ~up for homosexual students, was told it could no longer by Lissa Sheldon tion and the Collegiate Seminar before that. m~t m the un.lverslty counseling center. The organizers of the two unofficial protests Issue Another purpose of Core is to provide all agamst ~e actio? may now face disciplinary action. Both of these debates illustrate the he Arts and Letters Core course is Arts and Letters students with a common ~nd ofnghts bemgerodedin the name ofanebulous"greatergood." Denyingpeople their T notatypicalNotreDameclass. Offi­ body of material, according to Johansen. nghts to free press and open meetings portends further limiting of freedoms. cially entitled "Ideas. Values and The debate over Notre L'1lages," the year-long course is organized "Professors are encouraged to follow the in a seminar fashion with texts ranging from Dame's Core class department's syllabus and not change more This Week's Cover Story than a couple of works," she the dialogues of Socrates to Al Notre Dam~' s ~prechaun turns 30 this year, and despite its short existence, the logo has said. "But we have to have a Gore's Earth in the Balance. becometheubI~Ultouss:mboloftheuniversity. Somepeople,however, think thatit'stime little latitude. Most profes­ According to its statement of ~ change. I? ~IS w~k .~ cover story, Mark Mitchell relates the history of the mascot and sors have specialties that they objectives, its aim is "to pro­ gIves some mSlght mto Its future. The story begins on page 10. want to emphasize/' Indeed, mote the growth of a critical thereare29 professors in vari­ understanding of the perennial ous departments, from art to Will the real Regis please stand up issues of our civilization." A engineering, teaching Core. Two weeks ago, Scholastic Magazine published a photo ofRegis Philbin in the table of difficult task, some students With yearly adjustm.ents ~ontents. Actually, we thought that we had published his photo. But because ofa mix-up think this objective may be and major changes in the syl­ m the 1953 Dome. his picture appears above the name Cornelius J. O'Regan on the page impossible. "The Core course labus every five years, the before. Thanks to David Kil in the Registrar's office for pointing out the error. . is the university's attempt to Core course tries to take into show diversity in the curricu­ consideration both student Christopher F. Blanford lum, but you can'tteach some­ and faculty input when it Executive Editor one to open their mind," said chooses texts for the course. sophomore Greg Clark. Although the broad range of . But many students do ben­ texts may demonStrate the efit from the course, according Core faculty's efforts to bal­ to Assistant Director Ruthann ance the course, sophomore Johansen. "Although some stu­ Katy Loughney thinks the dents learned to be reflective Core Professor Fabio DaSilva stands In the Snlte Museum of Art class is too broad: "Some- growing up, there are students with a group of his students. times I feel like I'm being who have said that the first time that the world of ideas became part of some of each," said Johansen. Al Neiman, spoon-fed their philosophy. Theyaretrying their lives was through discussions with the director of the Core department, agreed: to teach us something, but instead of just their friends on the issues raised in Core." "James Cone's book Martin, Malcolm and saying. so, they are handing us pieces of Over the years there has been an ongoing America is not a GreatB oak andwouldn'tbe literature to lead us to their version of the debate about both the content and the suc­ part of a Great Books seminar, but it seemed meaning oflife." cess of the Core course, and this year, per­ to us that King and Malcolm X certainly Johansen expressed some frustration with Regis F. Philbin Cornelius J. O'Regan haps because of the large number ofcontem­ reflected on great ideas." students who don't take the course seriously porary works in the syllabus, the debate has . When the current Core course was created because it is a required course. "Students with once again come to the fore. in 1979, it replaced the Collegiate Seminar, this attitude are sometimes hard to reach, rut if Some students and faculty would prefer a course that focused solely on the classics. the class wasn'trequired wewouldmiss a lot of the Core course to focus on classic works. The seminar was modified and moved from students,"shesaid. SophomoreCarrieGrafton ~over photo from the 1994 Notre Dame USC game .. An ongoing debate is how to balance the the junior to the sophomore year in order to agreed: "I think Core is phenomenal and I've In learned much more from it than I've leaned Los Angeles by Mike Bennett. . study of the classics against some contem­ "excite intellectua11ife in the college and in \ Table of contents photos Aaron Skalicky. porary issueS and texts. I think it's best to get the residence halls for both the faculty and from a lot of my other classes." 0 2 3 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE - FEBRUARY 16,1995 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE-FEBRUARY 16, 1995 , " ! ." 1.." - \ • _ ~ " • \

The .second .week of controversy has begun. In the February 2 issue, Scholastic Magazzne published a Campus Watch column that the Directorof Student Activities called '~e last nail in the Gipper' s coffm.' The situation has presented a test of First Amendment nghts at a private institution. The university states in writing that "Student media should The CORE be free of c~nsorship and advance approval of copy, and their editors should be free to deve~?p ~err own editorial policies and news coverage." In addition, the university states that ~tors and managers of student media ... should be protected from arbitrary SUS~nSI?n an~ removal because of student, faculty, administrative, or public disapproval ?f editorial poli~r ~d co~ten~" :n: same du Lac that is often used to limit student rights of the m the name of a unIversIty mISSIon now seems to be conveniently ignored. Not only do thes~ ~ords s~m empty now that they are challenged, but they also exemplify the admmlStrators lack of trust in the student body. . - students," according to Father DavidBurrell, For ~ome, campus controversy has entered into its third week. GLND/SMC, the C.S.C., who has taught Core since its incep­ unO~Clal stud~nt-~n support ~up for homosexual students, was told it could no longer by Lissa Sheldon tion and the Collegiate Seminar before that. m~t m the un.lverslty counseling center. The organizers of the two unofficial protests Issue Another purpose of Core is to provide all agamst ~e actio? may now face disciplinary action. Both of these debates illustrate the he Arts and Letters Core course is Arts and Letters students with a common ~nd ofnghts bemgerodedin the name ofanebulous"greatergood." Denyingpeople their T notatypicalNotreDameclass. Offi­ body of material, according to Johansen. nghts to free press and open meetings portends further limiting of freedoms. cially entitled "Ideas. Values and The debate over Notre L'1lages," the year-long course is organized "Professors are encouraged to follow the in a seminar fashion with texts ranging from Dame's Core class department's syllabus and not change more This Week's Cover Story than a couple of works," she the dialogues of Socrates to Al Notre Dam~' s ~prechaun turns 30 this year, and despite its short existence, the logo has said. "But we have to have a Gore's Earth in the Balance. becometheubI~Ultouss:mboloftheuniversity. Somepeople,however, think thatit'stime little latitude. Most profes­ According to its statement of ~ change. I? ~IS w~k .~ cover story, Mark Mitchell relates the history of the mascot and sors have specialties that they objectives, its aim is "to pro­ gIves some mSlght mto Its future. The story begins on page 10. want to emphasize/' Indeed, mote the growth of a critical thereare29 professors in vari­ understanding of the perennial ous departments, from art to Will the real Regis please stand up issues of our civilization." A engineering, teaching Core. Two weeks ago, Scholastic Magazine published a photo ofRegis Philbin in the table of difficult task, some students With yearly adjustm.ents ~ontents. Actually, we thought that we had published his photo. But because ofa mix-up think this objective may be and major changes in the syl­ m the 1953 Dome. his picture appears above the name Cornelius J. O'Regan on the page impossible. "The Core course labus every five years, the before. Thanks to David Kil in the Registrar's office for pointing out the error. . is the university's attempt to Core course tries to take into show diversity in the curricu­ consideration both student Christopher F. Blanford lum, but you can'tteach some­ and faculty input when it Executive Editor one to open their mind," said chooses texts for the course. sophomore Greg Clark. Although the broad range of . But many students do ben­ texts may demonStrate the efit from the course, according Core faculty's efforts to bal­ to Assistant Director Ruthann ance the course, sophomore Johansen. "Although some stu­ Katy Loughney thinks the dents learned to be reflective Core Professor Fabio DaSilva stands In the Snlte Museum of Art class is too broad: "Some- growing up, there are students with a group of his students. times I feel like I'm being who have said that the first time that the world of ideas became part of some of each," said Johansen. Al Neiman, spoon-fed their philosophy. Theyaretrying their lives was through discussions with the director of the Core department, agreed: to teach us something, but instead of just their friends on the issues raised in Core." "James Cone's book Martin, Malcolm and saying. so, they are handing us pieces of Over the years there has been an ongoing America is not a GreatB oak andwouldn'tbe literature to lead us to their version of the debate about both the content and the suc­ part of a Great Books seminar, but it seemed meaning oflife." cess of the Core course, and this year, per­ to us that King and Malcolm X certainly Johansen expressed some frustration with Regis F. Philbin Cornelius J. O'Regan haps because of the large number ofcontem­ reflected on great ideas." students who don't take the course seriously porary works in the syllabus, the debate has . When the current Core course was created because it is a required course. "Students with once again come to the fore. in 1979, it replaced the Collegiate Seminar, this attitude are sometimes hard to reach, rut if Some students and faculty would prefer a course that focused solely on the classics. the class wasn'trequired wewouldmiss a lot of the Core course to focus on classic works. The seminar was modified and moved from students,"shesaid. SophomoreCarrieGrafton ~over photo from the 1994 Notre Dame USC game .. An ongoing debate is how to balance the the junior to the sophomore year in order to agreed: "I think Core is phenomenal and I've In learned much more from it than I've leaned Los Angeles by Mike Bennett. . study of the classics against some contem­ "excite intellectua11ife in the college and in \ Table of contents photos Aaron Skalicky. porary issueS and texts. I think it's best to get the residence halls for both the faculty and from a lot of my other classes." 0 2 3 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE - FEBRUARY 16,1995 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE-FEBRUARY 16, 1995 Adrienne Kuehneman, Georgetown Law '''Black slash African American' can only . Luckily, Tittmann had been accepted at School' sdirector ofpublic relations, stressed be interpreted as 'Black or African-Ameri­ other law schools, including Notre Dame. that Georgetown did not rescind his accep­ can' in the same way that 'his/her' can only Since Notre Dame was his second choice, tance, but that the law school is required to be interpreted as 'his or her'." After they he sent them a letter of intent and began report any admission discrepancies to the received his letter, the LSAC set up a tele­ school here in the fall. "I am very happy LsAC. phone hearing in order to resolve the case. here," said Tittmann. "I'm glad the whole "I think the reason Georgetown was so The telephone hearing never took place. fight is over and that I can go on and study upset had a lot less to do with whether I'd The hassle of the case caused Tittmann to law." done something wrong and more to do with lose interest in attending Georgetown, and As a case like this proves, there is still the fact that they were in a tough situation he withdrew his intent for admission. much ambiguity when it comes to ethnic and they had to get themselves out of it," Georgetown maintained its case against designations and affirmative action in gen­ said Tittmann. ''They accepted me because Tittmann for the next two weeks, however, eral. LSAC has already conducted hearings they thought I was black and a lot of people and it did not withdraw its charges until the on at least two similar cases. Of the appli­ • were upset to fmd out I'm white." day before the hearing was scheduled to cations that Tittmann filled out, only Tittmann contacted the Individual Rights take place. Georgetown's had "black/African-Ameri­ Foundation to find out how he should re­ Although the case never made it to court, can" as an option. Other schools were more spond to the investigation. The president of it raises a nuinber of questions. "I think the specific. If LSAC wants to avoid more confusion, perhaps it should set more guide­ ~;I·r.~·~Pl"~~%.i<:s#' I:~l'7. the foundation, John Howard, agreed to most important is the question of whether =»« \\'llw>' l· . represent Tittmann in the case and helped affmnative action is a good idea," said lines in its attempt to level the playing field Should skin color influence law school admission? him to write a letterofdefenseto theLSAC. Tittmann. "Is it just? Does it work? It for ethnic minorities. 0 In his letter, Tittmann criticized the ambi­ seems to me that there is more animosity Georgetown thought so. guity of· the Georgetown application: between the races because of this system." Raymond TIUmann stands In by Shannon Lennard. front of Notre Dame's law acho·ol. TIUmann came to Notre Dame after Georgetown mPleting a law school application accused hIm of misconduct In Q should be a relatively simple pro­ the admissions process. cess. Fill out the fonns, answer the Although TIUmann Is questions and wait for a response, right? Caucasian, he considers Not quite. Raymond Tittmann, a first-year himself African-American. Notre Dame law student, applied to ing people in any way, so he Georgetown Law School last year and was called the Equal Employment quickly accepted. But within a month, Opportunity Commission be­ Georgetown had referred his application to fore he filled out his applica- . theLaw School Admission Council (LSAC) tion. The EEOC assured him on charges that Tittmann had committed that the tenn "African-Ameri­ misconduct in the admisSions process. Itall can" referred to anyone whose c::une down to his answer to a deceivingly parents or grandparents came SImple question on the application: "How from Africa, not just black would you describe yourself?" people who came from thearea. Tittmann is not black, but checked the Tittmann did not think he box that said "Black/African-American." had much ofa chance ofgeUing Three previous generations of his family into Georgetown, but a month lived in Tanzania, Africa, and Tittmann . after he sent in his application thought of himself as African-American. he received an acceptance letter accompa~ LSAC investigated whethel' he had submit­ "My father, andespeciallymy grandmother, niedby a personal note about how happy the . ted false infonnation. "I was scared at this passed down. a lot of stories and such. dean was that he would be attending .poiJ)t," Tittmann said. "I had no intention of .,, Through thesestories and my grandmother's Georgetownin the fall. Tittmann decided getting into this kind of trouble. I had no paintings, the African tradition became a .to go to Georgetown and sent them a letter intention of misleading them. I ~as very part of my daily life. I certainly think that of intent with a deposit and his picture. In much taken aback." If the charges were partofmy heritage is from Africa,"Tittmann case there was any question about his appli­ true,aguiltyverdict wouldgo on Tittmann 's explained. cation, Tittmann also sent a letter to the record, not only preventing Tittmann from Tittmann said he was familiar with the dean of the Georgetown's law school ex­ fact that blacks were often called African­ attending Georgetown, but possibly every plaining his African heritage. other law school in the country. . American, but he did not think the tenn was Not soon after, Tittmann received an­ "I think it is pretty clear in this case that exclusive to them. He wanted to make sure other letterfrom Georgetown thatthey were . I was accepted as a black student and re­ that he was not breaking the law or mislead- putting his application "on hold" while the jected as a white student," said Tittrilann. 4 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE-FEBRUARY 16, 1995 S C H 0 LAS TIC MAG A Z I NE II FEB R U A R Y 1 6, 1 9 9 5 5 Adrienne Kuehneman, Georgetown Law '''Black slash African American' can only . Luckily, Tittmann had been accepted at School' sdirector ofpublic relations, stressed be interpreted as 'Black or African-Ameri­ other law schools, including Notre Dame. that Georgetown did not rescind his accep­ can' in the same way that 'his/her' can only Since Notre Dame was his second choice, tance, but that the law school is required to be interpreted as 'his or her'." After they he sent them a letter of intent and began report any admission discrepancies to the received his letter, the LSAC set up a tele­ school here in the fall. "I am very happy LsAC. phone hearing in order to resolve the case. here," said Tittmann. "I'm glad the whole "I think the reason Georgetown was so The telephone hearing never took place. fight is over and that I can go on and study upset had a lot less to do with whether I'd The hassle of the case caused Tittmann to law." done something wrong and more to do with lose interest in attending Georgetown, and As a case like this proves, there is still the fact that they were in a tough situation he withdrew his intent for admission. much ambiguity when it comes to ethnic and they had to get themselves out of it," Georgetown maintained its case against designations and affirmative action in gen­ said Tittmann. ''They accepted me because Tittmann for the next two weeks, however, eral. LSAC has already conducted hearings they thought I was black and a lot of people and it did not withdraw its charges until the on at least two similar cases. Of the appli­ • were upset to fmd out I'm white." day before the hearing was scheduled to cations that Tittmann filled out, only Tittmann contacted the Individual Rights take place. Georgetown's had "black/African-Ameri­ Foundation to find out how he should re­ Although the case never made it to court, can" as an option. Other schools were more spond to the investigation. The president of it raises a nuinber of questions. "I think the specific. If LSAC wants to avoid more confusion, perhaps it should set more guide­ ~;I·r.~·~Pl"~~%.i<:s#' I:~l'7. the foundation, John Howard, agreed to most important is the question of whether =»« \\'llw>' l· . represent Tittmann in the case and helped affmnative action is a good idea," said lines in its attempt to level the playing field Should skin color influence law school admission? him to write a letterofdefenseto theLSAC. Tittmann. "Is it just? Does it work? It for ethnic minorities. 0 In his letter, Tittmann criticized the ambi­ seems to me that there is more animosity Georgetown thought so. guity of· the Georgetown application: between the races because of this system." Raymond TIUmann stands In by Shannon Lennard. front of Notre Dame's law acho·ol. TIUmann came to Notre Dame after Georgetown mPleting a law school application accused hIm of misconduct In Q should be a relatively simple pro­ the admissions process. cess. Fill out the fonns, answer the Although TIUmann Is questions and wait for a response, right? Caucasian, he considers Not quite. Raymond Tittmann, a first-year himself African-American. Notre Dame law student, applied to ing people in any way, so he Georgetown Law School last year and was called the Equal Employment quickly accepted. But within a month, Opportunity Commission be­ Georgetown had referred his application to fore he filled out his applica- . theLaw School Admission Council (LSAC) tion. The EEOC assured him on charges that Tittmann had committed that the tenn "African-Ameri­ misconduct in the admisSions process. Itall can" referred to anyone whose c::une down to his answer to a deceivingly parents or grandparents came SImple question on the application: "How from Africa, not just black would you describe yourself?" people who came from thearea. Tittmann is not black, but checked the Tittmann did not think he box that said "Black/African-American." had much ofa chance ofgeUing Three previous generations of his family into Georgetown, but a month lived in Tanzania, Africa, and Tittmann . after he sent in his application thought of himself as African-American. he received an acceptance letter accompa~ LSAC investigated whethel' he had submit­ "My father, andespeciallymy grandmother, niedby a personal note about how happy the . ted false infonnation. "I was scared at this passed down. a lot of stories and such. dean was that he would be attending .poiJ)t," Tittmann said. "I had no intention of .,, Through thesestories and my grandmother's Georgetownin the fall. Tittmann decided getting into this kind of trouble. I had no paintings, the African tradition became a .to go to Georgetown and sent them a letter intention of misleading them. I ~as very part of my daily life. I certainly think that of intent with a deposit and his picture. In much taken aback." If the charges were partofmy heritage is from Africa,"Tittmann case there was any question about his appli­ true,aguiltyverdict wouldgo on Tittmann 's explained. cation, Tittmann also sent a letter to the record, not only preventing Tittmann from Tittmann said he was familiar with the dean of the Georgetown's law school ex­ fact that blacks were often called African­ attending Georgetown, but possibly every plaining his African heritage. other law school in the country. . American, but he did not think the tenn was Not soon after, Tittmann received an­ "I think it is pretty clear in this case that exclusive to them. He wanted to make sure other letterfrom Georgetown thatthey were . I was accepted as a black student and re­ that he was not breaking the law or mislead- putting his application "on hold" while the jected as a white student," said Tittrilann. 4 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE-FEBRUARY 16, 1995 S C H 0 LAS TIC MAG A Z I NE II FEB R U A R Y 1 6, 1 9 9 5 5 eager to contribute, and I p~t in so. muc?, hard to be enthusiastic. I had a responsibil­ time practicing and I couldn tcontnbute. ity to do the best I could, and I did that I Likemostcollege athIetes, Malloy learned have no regrets." some difficult lessons. "Everyone who "Even though my Once Malloy began playing at the col­ plays college sports has to face up to the fact legelevel,heknewthathisdaysofcompeti­ that when you play at one level and you talent has declined tive basketball would not last much longer. Presidential switch to another, yoP don 'tget to compete "When I was in high school, I guess I had a the way you did before. I had to get used to fantasy of pursuing basketball as a career," being more of a run-of-the-mill player in Malloy said "Once I got to Notre Dame, Long beforehe even dreamt ofoffice, college after being a star in high school." with age, I can still though, I no longer had that dream for two Malloy played as a shooting guard under reasons: one, I wasn't good enough, and Monk Malloy stepped into the coachJobnnyJordan during his undergradu­ two, there were other things that I wanted to ate years at Notre Dame. ''The coach was have fun, and can play do with my life." Notre Dame spotlight as a varsity conservative in his philosophy about the Basketball was not Malloy's only activ­ game. The style ofphlY he liked to use was ityatNotreDame. He was a member of the basketball player for the Irish soon to be outdated. For example, he made with others for the fun BlueCircleHbnorSociety, which ran fresh­ everybody practice foul shots underhanded. man orientation, pep rallies and organized He also never let us score on fast breaks. He campus tours. During his junior and senior used a much slower style than I was used to in the game, and not years, he was president of Badin Hall. As a - my talent didn't fit in with the style of the member of the IntemationalRelations Club, team." he made three trips to Latin America for Malloy alSo said that basketball received for the competition." service projects. These and several other a lot of recognition from the student body, activities taught bini a discipline that still even though the team was not highly ranked affects him today. during his career. ''The Notre Dame stu­ -Monk Malloy "It's a question of balance and focus. dents were always very supportive. Every­ Playing basketball and all of those other onecametothegamesbecausethereweren't activities helped me to learn how to focus lot of other things to do in the , . on what I was doing, and not to ketball career. He played for Archbishop a United States 'where Malloy grew up saw winter. We didn't have a hockey get distracted," Malloy said. by Amy Newman Carroll High School in Washington, D.C., the integrated team in such a positive light. team or any other spectator sports "Basketball especially taught where his teammates included Georgetown "Often, we played in cities where we were me to leave the past behind me en Monk Malloy was search­ at that time. Basketball was one University basketball coach Jon Thompson not accepted in a friendly way, but that - every game is a new game." , ing for his ideal college, he had of the only forms of winter enter­ W and Tom Hoover, who went on to play for made it even more fun tobeatthem,"~esaid Even now, he still manages tainment" threemajorrequirements: Ithad the New Yolk Knicks. "I grew six inches with a grin. to be Catholic, it had to have an engineering Before the days of the J ACC, to fIt a few games into his busy during my sophomore year of high school. Although Manoy seldom thinks about schedule. When he is not trav- program and it could not be in his home­ the basketball team played in the Suddenly, I was a different person," Malloy, his high school basketball years, he enjoys , eling, he plays pickup games town. Butdidn't this avid basketball player said old Field HoUse. "It was an in­ reminiscing from time to time. ''To this day, timidatingplaceforvisitingteams with students on Monday and considered the sport he loved so much as a He also attributes the success of his high top priority? when I return to Washington, people still - they never wanted to come to Wednesday nights.' He also school team to luck and good timing. "I remember that era," Malloy said "Of course, Icouldn 'thave gone to Notre Notre Dame to play." plays in the Bookstore Basket­ happened to arrive at Carroll at the same His success in high school definitely paid Dame without a basketball scholarship," The team was the most suc­ ball tournament in the spring. time as some other players who were really off. Basketball, paid for his education at Malloy said. "My family didn't have a lot of cessfui during Malloy's senior His team, All the President's great," Malloy said. "We won 55consecu­ Notre Dame, but it could have paid for his Men, has made it to the rounds money. Basketball gave me a college edu­ tive games, and some national tournaments. year, fInishing the 1962-63 sea~ 'cation. ". education jUst about anywhere. "I received son with a record of 17-9. "My of 64 and' 32 from more than We got a lot of recognition." 55 scholarship offers for basketball by the It is hardly a secret that the president of best memory of ,my basketball', 500 teams. NatioitaI recognition was not the only time I graduated from high school," Malloy Notre Dame is a basketball fan, but few career at Notre Dame was when "Even though my talent has reason Carroll's team stood out Attention said. "I eventually narrowed my choices realize that he had firsthand experience as a we made it into the NCAA tour­ .declined with age, I can still went beyond their success on the basketball down to three schools-Santa Clara, highly recruited college athlete. ' nament We lost in thef11'Sttound have fun, and caD play with court "I was playing basketball for Carroll Villanova, and Notre Dame. I chose Notre Malloy played basketball since his child­ [to Bowling Green], but it was a others for the fun of the game, not too long after the Supreme Court ra­ Dame because I visited 8J)d I liked the hood in Washington, D.C. "I think I fIrst thrill to make if in." and not for the competition." cially desegregated schools in the Brown v. people. I really- didn't know very much started playing in the fifth grade. A friend's All in all, Malloy feels that the He prides himself on the fact TheBoardofEducation case," Malloy said about it It was providential,"he said with dad took us toa playground to shoot around," hardships he encountered during that he has never had a serious "Our school was one of the first in the area a chuckle. injury, and adds that in recent Malloy said. "It wasn't easy at first-you to truly desegregate. We had a team of three his basketball career helped to Malloy admits that it was difficult to At 6'4" 180 pounds, Monk was a SlD'e shot, years, he has changed his style have to grow to a certain energy and height black players and two white playerS. We all make his college experience a to really start playing." make the traiIsition from high school to positive one. "In college, wh~n from long range on his high school team that to avoid injury. "But who got along very well. It was a sign of hope for college basketball. "In those days, you However, Malloy believes that his high the city." you're on a team that's not doing knows?" he says with a shrug. couldn't play as a freshman. It was very won 55 consecutive gamesfrom 1958-196p "I may even get injured when I school years were the'pinnacle of his bas- However, not everyone in thesouthem very well and you're not playing frustrating becauseIeameoutofhigh school the role you want to play, it's and was ranked number one zn. Ame'nca . \ ... play tonight." (J 6 S C H 0 LAS TIC MAG A Z I N E • FEB R U A R Y 1 6, 1 9 9 5 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. FEBRUARY 16, 1995 7 eager to contribute, and I p~t in so. muc?, hard to be enthusiastic. I had a responsibil­ time practicing and I couldn tcontnbute. ity to do the best I could, and I did that I Likemostcollege athIetes, Malloy learned have no regrets." some difficult lessons. "Everyone who "Even though my Once Malloy began playing at the col­ plays college sports has to face up to the fact legelevel,heknewthathisdaysofcompeti­ that when you play at one level and you talent has declined tive basketball would not last much longer. Presidential switch to another, yoP don 'tget to compete "When I was in high school, I guess I had a the way you did before. I had to get used to fantasy of pursuing basketball as a career," being more of a run-of-the-mill player in Malloy said "Once I got to Notre Dame, Long beforehe even dreamt ofoffice, college after being a star in high school." with age, I can still though, I no longer had that dream for two Malloy played as a shooting guard under reasons: one, I wasn't good enough, and Monk Malloy stepped into the coachJobnnyJordan during his undergradu­ two, there were other things that I wanted to ate years at Notre Dame. ''The coach was have fun, and can play do with my life." Notre Dame spotlight as a varsity conservative in his philosophy about the Basketball was not Malloy's only activ­ game. The style ofphlY he liked to use was ityatNotreDame. He was a member of the basketball player for the Irish soon to be outdated. For example, he made with others for the fun BlueCircleHbnorSociety, which ran fresh­ everybody practice foul shots underhanded. man orientation, pep rallies and organized He also never let us score on fast breaks. He campus tours. During his junior and senior used a much slower style than I was used to in the game, and not years, he was president of Badin Hall. As a - my talent didn't fit in with the style of the member of the IntemationalRelations Club, team." he made three trips to Latin America for Malloy alSo said that basketball received for the competition." service projects. These and several other a lot of recognition from the student body, activities taught bini a discipline that still even though the team was not highly ranked affects him today. during his career. ''The Notre Dame stu­ -Monk Malloy "It's a question of balance and focus. dents were always very supportive. Every­ Playing basketball and all of those other onecametothegamesbecausethereweren't activities helped me to learn how to focus lot of other things to do in the , . on what I was doing, and not to ketball career. He played for Archbishop a United States 'where Malloy grew up saw winter. We didn't have a hockey get distracted," Malloy said. by Amy Newman Carroll High School in Washington, D.C., the integrated team in such a positive light. team or any other spectator sports "Basketball especially taught where his teammates included Georgetown "Often, we played in cities where we were me to leave the past behind me en Monk Malloy was search­ at that time. Basketball was one University basketball coach Jon Thompson not accepted in a friendly way, but that - every game is a new game." , ing for his ideal college, he had of the only forms of winter enter­ W and Tom Hoover, who went on to play for made it even more fun tobeatthem,"~esaid Even now, he still manages tainment" threemajorrequirements: Ithad the New Yolk Knicks. "I grew six inches with a grin. to be Catholic, it had to have an engineering Before the days of the J ACC, to fIt a few games into his busy during my sophomore year of high school. Although Manoy seldom thinks about schedule. When he is not trav- program and it could not be in his home­ the basketball team played in the Suddenly, I was a different person," Malloy, his high school basketball years, he enjoys , eling, he plays pickup games town. Butdidn't this avid basketball player said old Field HoUse. "It was an in­ reminiscing from time to time. ''To this day, timidatingplaceforvisitingteams with students on Monday and considered the sport he loved so much as a He also attributes the success of his high top priority? when I return to Washington, people still - they never wanted to come to Wednesday nights.' He also school team to luck and good timing. "I remember that era," Malloy said "Of course, Icouldn 'thave gone to Notre Notre Dame to play." plays in the Bookstore Basket­ happened to arrive at Carroll at the same His success in high school definitely paid Dame without a basketball scholarship," The team was the most suc­ ball tournament in the spring. time as some other players who were really off. Basketball, paid for his education at Malloy said. "My family didn't have a lot of cessfui during Malloy's senior His team, All the President's great," Malloy said. "We won 55consecu­ Notre Dame, but it could have paid for his Men, has made it to the rounds money. Basketball gave me a college edu­ tive games, and some national tournaments. year, fInishing the 1962-63 sea~ 'cation. ". education jUst about anywhere. "I received son with a record of 17-9. "My of 64 and' 32 from more than We got a lot of recognition." 55 scholarship offers for basketball by the It is hardly a secret that the president of best memory of ,my basketball', 500 teams. NatioitaI recognition was not the only time I graduated from high school," Malloy Notre Dame is a basketball fan, but few career at Notre Dame was when "Even though my talent has reason Carroll's team stood out Attention said. "I eventually narrowed my choices realize that he had firsthand experience as a we made it into the NCAA tour­ .declined with age, I can still went beyond their success on the basketball down to three schools-Santa Clara, highly recruited college athlete. ' nament We lost in thef11'Sttound have fun, and caD play with court "I was playing basketball for Carroll Villanova, and Notre Dame. I chose Notre Malloy played basketball since his child­ [to Bowling Green], but it was a others for the fun of the game, not too long after the Supreme Court ra­ Dame because I visited 8J)d I liked the hood in Washington, D.C. "I think I fIrst thrill to make if in." and not for the competition." cially desegregated schools in the Brown v. people. I really- didn't know very much started playing in the fifth grade. A friend's All in all, Malloy feels that the He prides himself on the fact TheBoardofEducation case," Malloy said about it It was providential,"he said with dad took us toa playground to shoot around," hardships he encountered during that he has never had a serious "Our school was one of the first in the area a chuckle. injury, and adds that in recent Malloy said. "It wasn't easy at first-you to truly desegregate. We had a team of three his basketball career helped to Malloy admits that it was difficult to At 6'4" 180 pounds, Monk was a SlD'e shot, years, he has changed his style have to grow to a certain energy and height black players and two white playerS. We all make his college experience a to really start playing." make the traiIsition from high school to positive one. "In college, wh~n from long range on his high school team that to avoid injury. "But who got along very well. It was a sign of hope for college basketball. "In those days, you However, Malloy believes that his high the city." you're on a team that's not doing knows?" he says with a shrug. couldn't play as a freshman. It was very won 55 consecutive gamesfrom 1958-196p "I may even get injured when I school years were the'pinnacle of his bas- However, not everyone in thesouthem very well and you're not playing frustrating becauseIeameoutofhigh school the role you want to play, it's and was ranked number one zn. Ame'nca . \ ... play tonight." (J 6 S C H 0 LAS TIC MAG A Z I N E • FEB R U A R Y 1 6, 1 9 9 5 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. FEBRUARY 16, 1995 7 For junior BRUNO'S PIZZA Amanda Tmce (;) Kay, gill 1I1I • Outward Bound is an u) liii ni1~t.); Id I a4" 'niSin Hi" Accepting reservations on weekends. rna addictive Open for carryout and delivery only . from 4 - 10 p.m. weekdays, Available for private parties 4 p.m. - midnite weekends . and banquets. nce **2 12-INCH PIZZAS WITH 6 TOPPINGS **ONE 20-INCH PIZZA FOR $9.95 FOR $10.50 EVERY THURSDAY** EVERY THURSDAY (DINE-IN ONLY)** Lifetinle 115 U.S. 31 (just north of campus) 2610 Prairie Ave. by Theresa M. Hennessey 273-3890 288-3320

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You eventually come to realize th8t lots down a meSa is just one of the many personal challenges Kay has ofthings are much more frightening in life than they appear." undergone. "My flI'St time was really frustrating, but it eventually Ever wonderhovv. , Courses differ in length and location, but most of the programs becomes addictive. Whether it's you yourself who's doing the include solo time to reflect on the Outward Bound experience. activity or you are helping one of your other group members, it's Viewed as the most powerful segment of the course, solos range an emotional experience that provides you with a greatdeal of self­ anywhere from one to three days, With each of the students confidence and courage." spending time in an isolated campsite. They are provided with First developed as a way to train sailors to survive the hazards of adequatefood and water, and if desired, are. offered the option to the Gipper got the North Atlantic during World War II, the concept of Outward his· fa$t. "It's hard to believe that I didn't see or hear anyone else for Bound has spread rapidly. With over 44 schools world-wide, three whole days," replied Kay. "But I wasn't bored at all. You including five schools and two centers in the United States, more come to realize how much time in your daily life you spend dealing than 75,000 students have participated in an Outward Bound with stupid things that really don't mean anything at all~. All of a adventure. ''The program holds fast to its traditions," said Kay. "It sudden, you have 72 hours to to thiitk about all those things you 've challenges all of its. participants to recognize the depths of their .constantly put off or avoided coming to tennswith." abilites. " start? After participating in her first course two years ago, Kay' knew Kay first tookpart in an Outward Bound course the summer after that that Outward Bound trip would not be her last This Christmas her freshman year at Notre Dame. "I saw one of their magazines break, Kay went white water canoeing on the Rio Grande. ''The lying around the donn. I knew a friend who had done it and I second time around was the best experience of my life; Our group If you are interested in working for Scholastic realized what a great chance this would be to get away and go to a spent ten days on the river and ten days in the desert It was a very different part of the country to do something completely new." intense feeling that I'll never forget" . For two and a half weeks, Kay participated in an alpine moun­ "You don't need to be an athlete either. No matter what you do Magazine as an assistant editor, writer, taineering expedition in the Rocld~ of southwest Colorado with - whether it be sailing, climbing or canoeing - you come away ten other college-age students. "I had never done any rock feeling mentally and physically different You feel so good about climbing before, so I was a little nervous at first They completely yourself and gain a whole new perspective on life. I can't think of . photographer, or graphic artist, train you though and prepare you for the worst that could possibly any other way to describe it It'sjustsoaddictive." . . 0 8 . 0.: S C H (j LAS TIC MAG A Z IN E • FEB R U A R Y 16, 1995 stop by our office in 303 LaFortune. "I J . For junior BRUNO'S PIZZA Amanda Tmce (;) Kay, gill 1I1I • Outward Bound is an u) liii ni1~t.); Id I a4" 'niSin Hi" Accepting reservations on weekends. rna addictive Open for carryout and delivery only . from 4 - 10 p.m. weekdays, Available for private parties 4 p.m. - midnite weekends . and banquets. nce **2 12-INCH PIZZAS WITH 6 TOPPINGS **ONE 20-INCH PIZZA FOR $9.95 FOR $10.50 EVERY THURSDAY** EVERY THURSDAY (DINE-IN ONLY)** Lifetinle 115 U.S. 31 (just north of campus) 2610 Prairie Ave. by Theresa M. Hennessey 273-3890 288-3320 er back is parallel to the ground, but she remains sus "All Homemade - 100% Real Cheese" Hpended a few hundred feet in the air. Mentally frustrated and physically drained, junior Amanda Kay slowly makes her way down the meSa with nothing more than a . We offer FREE DELIVERY of our pizza right to rope tied to her waist and the sOunds of her cheenng' group Notre Dame's and Saint Mary's campuses. members who are presently invisible to the eye. All that she can see is the sky above her, and it takeS total concentration to block out their voices and complete the two hour journey that lies ahead of her. "I went into the course afraid of heights, and I lei! not afraid of anything." happen. You learn to depend on the people around you and to trust As a two-time veteran of the Outward Bound program, rapelling your own body and self. You eventually come to realize th8t lots down a meSa is just one of the many personal challenges Kay has ofthings are much more frightening in life than they appear." undergone. "My flI'St time was really frustrating, but it eventually Ever wonderhovv. , Courses differ in length and location, but most of the programs becomes addictive. Whether it's you yourself who's doing the include solo time to reflect on the Outward Bound experience. activity or you are helping one of your other group members, it's Viewed as the most powerful segment of the course, solos range an emotional experience that provides you with a greatdeal of self­ anywhere from one to three days, With each of the students confidence and courage." spending time in an isolated campsite. They are provided with First developed as a way to train sailors to survive the hazards of adequatefood and water, and if desired, are. offered the option to the Gipper got the North Atlantic during World War II, the concept of Outward his· fa$t. "It's hard to believe that I didn't see or hear anyone else for Bound has spread rapidly. With over 44 schools world-wide, three whole days," replied Kay. "But I wasn't bored at all. You including five schools and two centers in the United States, more come to realize how much time in your daily life you spend dealing than 75,000 students have participated in an Outward Bound with stupid things that really don't mean anything at all~. All of a adventure. ''The program holds fast to its traditions," said Kay. "It sudden, you have 72 hours to to thiitk about all those things you 've challenges all of its. participants to recognize the depths of their .constantly put off or avoided coming to tennswith." abilites. " start? After participating in her first course two years ago, Kay' knew Kay first tookpart in an Outward Bound course the summer after that that Outward Bound trip would not be her last This Christmas her freshman year at Notre Dame. "I saw one of their magazines break, Kay went white water canoeing on the Rio Grande. ''The lying around the donn. I knew a friend who had done it and I second time around was the best experience of my life; Our group If you are interested in working for Scholastic realized what a great chance this would be to get away and go to a spent ten days on the river and ten days in the desert It was a very different part of the country to do something completely new." intense feeling that I'll never forget" . For two and a half weeks, Kay participated in an alpine moun­ "You don't need to be an athlete either. No matter what you do Magazine as an assistant editor, writer, taineering expedition in the Rocld~ of southwest Colorado with - whether it be sailing, climbing or canoeing - you come away ten other college-age students. "I had never done any rock feeling mentally and physically different You feel so good about climbing before, so I was a little nervous at first They completely yourself and gain a whole new perspective on life. I can't think of . photographer, or graphic artist, train you though and prepare you for the worst that could possibly any other way to describe it It'sjustsoaddictive." . . 0 8 . 0.: S C H (j LAS TIC MAG A Z IN E • FEB R U A R Y 16, 1995 stop by our office in 303 LaFortune. "I J . itself, but it is just seems out of style artisti­ cally," said Father Beauchamp. However, any redesign of the Leprechaun would be a legal matter since the Leprechaun is, of course, a registered trademark of the uni­ versity. "It is one of the most popular logos ( )ver the I Iill used by our liscensees," saidFreidaDonnan, director of licensing. "And of course its For 30 years the Leprechaun has been the internationally recognized design is standardized for the courts. It's all set as a legal trademark," Donnan contin­ symbol ofthe Fighting Irish, but modern tastes and concerns may pUsh him ued. Both as a result of his unpopularity in into an early retirement certain circles and the necessity to have one standard rendering, the Leprechaun is be­ rector Charlie Callahan decided it was coming an endangered species on the cam­ by Mark J. Mitchell IV time for a change and paid local artist pus. He was painted out of the jump circle Ted Drake $50 for a drawing of a in the basketball floor of the J ACe, he is no n 30 years he has not grown an leprechaun. He met the nation for the longer stenciled in the end zones of the I inch and he has never had hair. first time on the cover of Time in stadium, .and he does not appear on any The world of college mascots is October of 1964. official team uniforms. In addition, a plan full of characters like spear-wielding ''Every year I get one or two letters by Sports Marketing to print 30th anniver­ Chief Osceola and steed-mounted which say we should bring back the sary t-shirts showing all the different ver­ Tommy Trojan. It is a world in which dog, but only the classes since 1960 sions of the Leprechaun over the years was a short bald man is not 'expected to have been of over 1,000 graduates, so cancelled along with a band half-time show embody strength and victory for thou­ multiply that by 30 years and I think to honor the original artist who created the sands ofavid fans. Ina way, then, it can you'll find the great majority of our Leprechaun. be seen as a victory for the little guy, alumni identifying with the Lepre­ Further, in order for the university to be the specifically not-glamorous; or it chaun," said Lennon. In fact, in 1966 able to enforce its rights over ihe Lepre­ canjust be another peculiarity of Notre students mounted a large-scale effort chaun as a registered trademark, there must Dame that the Leprechaun has existed, to pressure the Athletic Department to be one and only one official image. That It would not be received well at all if the centered on his Irish heritage, but on his and gained in popularity every year bringbackClashmoreMike. ButAth­ means that the food services trucks which Leprechaun was put under a mask," said ~ppearence and his antics. since his birth in 1964. letic Director Moose Krause vetoed have a Leprechaun with a chefs cap, the Lennon. ''The alumni like to be able to "I think most people are like me in that ''Undoubtedly. the leprechaun has the dog once and for all. laundry trucks which have a Leprechaun watch the Leprechaun on the field and also their opinion of the actual Leprechaun mas­ taken hold in the hearts and minds of Famous though he may be, theLep­ with folded clothes in his hands, and all see him in the hospital with children. It is cot varies with who holds that position year ouralwimiasasymbolofNotreDame," rechaun does have at least one notable other drawings of the Leprechaun which do very important for the alumni to be able to to year," Father Beauchamp commented. said Charles Lennon, executive direc­ enemy. "Father Beauchamp hates the not conform with the trademarked image identify with areal person," Lennon contin- ''Personally I like the fact that he's not just tor of the Alumili Association. "People Leprechaun," gOes the story from the are no longer permissible. ued. . a cartoon character, he can do the gymnas- . equate Notre Dame with the Lepre­ people who know. While Ute leprechaun logo has been wan­ There is the question, however, ifalumni tics, he can do the push-ups, and to me that chaun ..;..:". there is that connection " "I don't hate the Leprechaun as our ing in popularity on the campuS, the live and fans are able to identify with' a very is more exciting that just having him walk Lennon continued. It is rather signifi­ mascot on the football field, I just Leprechaun mascot has been in such great ethnic person. While the Leprechaun is around and meet little kids," Father cant that in just 30 years the Lepre­ don't like that drawing as a logo," said demand in recent years that Sports Market~ widely popular there are those who see him Beauchamp continued.' chaun has become an internationally Executive Vice-President Father Wil­ ing appointed two of them to handle the in no better light than they look upon Chief "I know that there is some concern that recognized symbol ofthe university­ liam Beauchamp, C.S.C. "I think it's busy appearance schedule. But the Lepre­ TIiniweck of the University of Illinois, who .' women cannot be our mascot - I was on significant when one considers that rather mean-looking and somewhat chaun mascot is occasionally the center of . is the focus of annual protests. "We do the selection committee two years ago Notre Dame measures traditions in ugly," Father Beauchamp continued. controversy as well. Not only is he gender receive an occasiona1letter from Irish citi­ when a woman tried out for the Lepre­ terms of 75 and 100 years. In his 30 years the Leprech8un has specific, but he has to be short and able to zens who find the Leprechaun to be offen­ chaun," said Lennon. "But I think that But the Leprechaun's modernre­ undergone some design changes since grow a full beard. ' That formula proscribes sive and would rather see us bring back the the alumni and the people around the nown belies his humble origins. He his original rendering. The pipe has tall men and all women. The only way to dog," said Father Beauchamp. "But then, country who see Notre Dame on TV and was created because a dog died. It was been dropped from his mouth and the change any of that would be to put a mask of course, we'd be getting heat from the identify with a real person as the Lepre­ not just any dog, it was Clashmore club has been taken from his hands. on the Leprechaun as many other schools animal rights groups for being cruel to the chaun would see putting him in a mask as Mike IV, the Irish Terriermascotofthe But the famous scowl haS been added have done for .their mascots. "A mask dog," he continued. a very negative change. There really Fighting Irish. Mike IV was the end of to a face which was originally more would seriously change the nature of the "Most people do not think either 'Fight­ would be no alumni support for such a a 35 year canine dynasty which began mischeviousthanangry. "Somepeople be ing Irish' or the Leprechaun arederogatory thing." with the new stadium in '1930 when Leprechaun in that he wouldn't part of think we should take the frown offhis the cheerleadiIig team, he wouldn't be able towards etfulic Irish - we're not using Thirty years and counting -and though Coach Rockne introduced Bricktop face and show him with open hands, to participate in the usual acrobatics," said them as means of commenting on whether the Leprechaun is disappearing from cam­ Shaun Rhu as the new mascot of his not clenched fists," noted Lennon. Cromwell was right when he went into pus'as a mascot and a nationally recog­ football squad. When that last Mike Top: The kinder, genUer Leprechaun which some Father Beauchamp. "I wouldn't mind seeing some sort "I like the idea of the Leprechaun being a Ireland," Lennon said. But then any serious nized \symbol. he is more popular than passed away, Sports Information Di- envision. Above: Clashmore Mike" who Jed the team to three championships In 1946, 1947, and 1949. of a redesign. I,don't mind the figUre real person and I think the alumni like it too. criticism of the Leprechaun has neverrea1ly ever. So why does he still look so angry?O 10 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE - FEBRUARY 16,1995 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE-FEBRUARY 16. 1995 11 itself, but it is just seems out of style artisti­ cally," said Father Beauchamp. However, any redesign of the Leprechaun would be a legal matter since the Leprechaun is, of course, a registered trademark of the uni­ versity. "It is one of the most popular logos ( )ver the I Iill used by our liscensees," saidFreidaDonnan, director of licensing. "And of course its For 30 years the Leprechaun has been the internationally recognized design is standardized for the courts. It's all set as a legal trademark," Donnan contin­ symbol ofthe Fighting Irish, but modern tastes and concerns may pUsh him ued. Both as a result of his unpopularity in into an early retirement certain circles and the necessity to have one standard rendering, the Leprechaun is be­ rector Charlie Callahan decided it was coming an endangered species on the cam­ by Mark J. Mitchell IV time for a change and paid local artist pus. He was painted out of the jump circle Ted Drake $50 for a drawing of a in the basketball floor of the J ACe, he is no n 30 years he has not grown an leprechaun. He met the nation for the longer stenciled in the end zones of the I inch and he has never had hair. first time on the cover of Time in stadium, .and he does not appear on any The world of college mascots is October of 1964. official team uniforms. In addition, a plan full of characters like spear-wielding ''Every year I get one or two letters by Sports Marketing to print 30th anniver­ Chief Osceola and steed-mounted which say we should bring back the sary t-shirts showing all the different ver­ Tommy Trojan. It is a world in which dog, but only the classes since 1960 sions of the Leprechaun over the years was a short bald man is not 'expected to have been of over 1,000 graduates, so cancelled along with a band half-time show embody strength and victory for thou­ multiply that by 30 years and I think to honor the original artist who created the sands ofavid fans. Ina way, then, it can you'll find the great majority of our Leprechaun. be seen as a victory for the little guy, alumni identifying with the Lepre­ Further, in order for the university to be the specifically not-glamorous; or it chaun," said Lennon. In fact, in 1966 able to enforce its rights over ihe Lepre­ canjust be another peculiarity of Notre students mounted a large-scale effort chaun as a registered trademark, there must Dame that the Leprechaun has existed, to pressure the Athletic Department to be one and only one official image. That It would not be received well at all if the centered on his Irish heritage, but on his and gained in popularity every year bringbackClashmoreMike. ButAth­ means that the food services trucks which Leprechaun was put under a mask," said ~ppearence and his antics. since his birth in 1964. letic Director Moose Krause vetoed have a Leprechaun with a chefs cap, the Lennon. ''The alumni like to be able to "I think most people are like me in that ''Undoubtedly. the leprechaun has the dog once and for all. laundry trucks which have a Leprechaun watch the Leprechaun on the field and also their opinion of the actual Leprechaun mas­ taken hold in the hearts and minds of Famous though he may be, theLep­ with folded clothes in his hands, and all see him in the hospital with children. It is cot varies with who holds that position year ouralwimiasasymbolofNotreDame," rechaun does have at least one notable other drawings of the Leprechaun which do very important for the alumni to be able to to year," Father Beauchamp commented. said Charles Lennon, executive direc­ enemy. "Father Beauchamp hates the not conform with the trademarked image identify with areal person," Lennon contin- ''Personally I like the fact that he's not just tor of the Alumili Association. "People Leprechaun," gOes the story from the are no longer permissible. ued. . a cartoon character, he can do the gymnas- . equate Notre Dame with the Lepre­ people who know. While Ute leprechaun logo has been wan­ There is the question, however, ifalumni tics, he can do the push-ups, and to me that chaun ..;..:". there is that connection " "I don't hate the Leprechaun as our ing in popularity on the campuS, the live and fans are able to identify with' a very is more exciting that just having him walk Lennon continued. It is rather signifi­ mascot on the football field, I just Leprechaun mascot has been in such great ethnic person. While the Leprechaun is around and meet little kids," Father cant that in just 30 years the Lepre­ don't like that drawing as a logo," said demand in recent years that Sports Market~ widely popular there are those who see him Beauchamp continued.' chaun has become an internationally Executive Vice-President Father Wil­ ing appointed two of them to handle the in no better light than they look upon Chief "I know that there is some concern that recognized symbol ofthe university­ liam Beauchamp, C.S.C. "I think it's busy appearance schedule. But the Lepre­ TIiniweck of the University of Illinois, who .' women cannot be our mascot - I was on significant when one considers that rather mean-looking and somewhat chaun mascot is occasionally the center of . is the focus of annual protests. "We do the selection committee two years ago Notre Dame measures traditions in ugly," Father Beauchamp continued. controversy as well. Not only is he gender receive an occasiona1letter from Irish citi­ when a woman tried out for the Lepre­ terms of 75 and 100 years. In his 30 years the Leprech8un has specific, but he has to be short and able to zens who find the Leprechaun to be offen­ chaun," said Lennon. "But I think that But the Leprechaun's modernre­ undergone some design changes since grow a full beard. ' That formula proscribes sive and would rather see us bring back the the alumni and the people around the nown belies his humble origins. He his original rendering. The pipe has tall men and all women. The only way to dog," said Father Beauchamp. "But then, country who see Notre Dame on TV and was created because a dog died. It was been dropped from his mouth and the change any of that would be to put a mask of course, we'd be getting heat from the identify with a real person as the Lepre­ not just any dog, it was Clashmore club has been taken from his hands. on the Leprechaun as many other schools animal rights groups for being cruel to the chaun would see putting him in a mask as Mike IV, the Irish Terriermascotofthe But the famous scowl haS been added have done for .their mascots. "A mask dog," he continued. a very negative change. There really Fighting Irish. Mike IV was the end of to a face which was originally more would seriously change the nature of the "Most people do not think either 'Fight­ would be no alumni support for such a a 35 year canine dynasty which began mischeviousthanangry. "Somepeople be ing Irish' or the Leprechaun arederogatory thing." with the new stadium in '1930 when Leprechaun in that he wouldn't part of think we should take the frown offhis the cheerleadiIig team, he wouldn't be able towards etfulic Irish - we're not using Thirty years and counting -and though Coach Rockne introduced Bricktop face and show him with open hands, to participate in the usual acrobatics," said them as means of commenting on whether the Leprechaun is disappearing from cam­ Shaun Rhu as the new mascot of his not clenched fists," noted Lennon. Cromwell was right when he went into pus'as a mascot and a nationally recog­ football squad. When that last Mike Top: The kinder, genUer Leprechaun which some Father Beauchamp. "I wouldn't mind seeing some sort "I like the idea of the Leprechaun being a Ireland," Lennon said. But then any serious nized \symbol. he is more popular than passed away, Sports Information Di- envision. Above: Clashmore Mike" who Jed the team to three championships In 1946, 1947, and 1949. of a redesign. I,don't mind the figUre real person and I think the alumni like it too. criticism of the Leprechaun has neverrea1ly ever. So why does he still look so angry?O 10 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE - FEBRUARY 16,1995 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE-FEBRUARY 16. 1995 11 303 laFortune - 631-7569 - [email protected] - and thanks for all the support mall .,...."..-==~= Knock, Knock "Student Media should be free ofcensorship and advance approval ofcopy, and their editors and managers should be free to develop After a slow start. the Irish women their own editorial policies and news coverage." . are knocking down opponents and - du Lac, General Policies and Standards, pages 66-67 1 knocking on the door ofa second­ inFiihrer,it'StheGipper­ of them was taking a class this se­ straight NCAA tournament bid Mhe's back. But zis time he mester (and in order to have a posi­ viR not 1 Attitude be zo lucky." tion in a student club, you have to be a student, etc., etc.). Well, Steve has for the women, who had won 11 oftheir past enthusiasm and the spirit which we desper- Innuendo WAS IT SOMETIllNG I SAID since vanished, but Dave is taking a 12 games and six straight Theyextended ately need." This leadership turned what The other night, the Gipp was one-hour painting class now so that that streak to seven with a 68-56 victory looked to be a dismal season into a success. and walking into North Dining Hall for he can enjoy these last few weeks of over Butler. With 10 freshmen and sophomores, the his nightly helping of pig slop. In­ being a lame duck. Katryna Gaither and the Irish defense young team was lacking in the experience Rumors stead of the usual crippled old woman had their hands full in shutting down Leisl column. The Irish. started out with a 1-6 at the door, there was one of Notre mSDAY JOB by Kate Wiltrout. Schultz,the6'S"BulldogstandoUL Gaither, record after facing the tough schedule of Dame's fmest with a gun and night As the Gipp frostbit his ears walk­ by Mark MlICboU who herself ranks 12th nationally in field four nationally ranked teams. stick on his belL Now the Gipp ing from O'Shaughnessey to goal percentage, helped shackle Schultz to "Our early schedule was probably over by OIria Slmford knows that people take more than DeBartolo the other day, he rumi­ 16 while adding 18 points of her own. our head and was not something that was by Mlcbollc Crouch one piece of fruit sometimes, but the nated on the beauty of the Indiana f9 Beauchamp says: ''The university Senior standout Letitia Bowen and Beth going·to inspire confidence in a young real reason the cop was there is even byThcrc.. ~ tundra and how happy he was that he got into liscensing and marketing Morgan each scored 12 against a rugged team," McGraw commented. Butsincethe more amusing. It seems that there J by Srldgct SradbWD hadn't gone somewhere wann and prim8riJ.y to preserve copyrights and Bulldog defense. . new year, the team has suffered only one was a big bUrly loading dock worker Opponents·llke the Butler Bulldogs are sunny ... and then he regained con­ trademarks. However the program helpless as senior star Letitia Bowen and Only a sophomore, Morgan has been in loss. who was not performing up to the sciousness in the snowdrift he had has proven to be swprisingly lucra­ Co. dominate the boards. . double figures in 46 of the 48 games she's "Our season has turned around because by JUD Schallor extraordinarily high dining hall per­ fallen into. The Gipper has always tive." Careful,Father Pinocchio, your played in and . leads the team in scoring, of the leadership of the captains, primarily by formance standards. So one of the Mlrmcia smCoi.I been proud that his university has . nose is growing. averaging 18.Spoints a game. ''Last year Letitia who has really figured out what her ever-so~kind managers tore into this by OIria Myao never,NEVER closed OOcauseofthe @) The President's office ran by Sbannan Ball she could step into a game and not be the role is and helped the underclassmen, and worker with some cutting dining hall $343,Soo over budget last year. by KriI Kazla1lllw cold (like every other college does focal point of the opponent's defense," said also experience.· It is that combination wiL Burly Loading Dock Worker Mr. when the mercury drops below -20). That's a lot ofPapa John's and 1-900 eline oicars stretched for miles, the Head Coach Moffet McGraw on Morgan. which has given us the good chemistry by Val SallduiD proceeded to deck the manager and So what does a powerful and well­ numbers, Monk. sidewalk was crowded and the "TIus year she is the focus of the other which enables . us to win~" by BnmtTadocD stOrmed out ofthe dining hall, prom­ T knoWn administrator do when she JACC was fxlled with the sounds of team's defense but she is still putting up the The Irish are hoping that their momentum by 5t111 BYIIII ising to go home, get a gun, return has to get from her office to her car in EENIE, MEENIE, MEINI, the pep band and the roar .of the crowd.· same numbers as last year. That's a real will carry them through the MCC and into and shoot the manager in the face. by Aarea Skalicky the middle of a snow storm? Well, a MAYES Inside, the arena was dark, illuminated only testament to her game." the NCAA tourriamenL . "Our goal was to Let's all try to get along a little better, by Palrlck Skidmore faithful campus watcher noticed that The Gipper has heam from his by dancing stars oflight and a spotlight that Bowen, the only senior on the team, has win the MCC but our primary goal all and while we're at it, let's switch to Patty o 'Hara sends her beautiful and sources on. the football·team that welcomed each Fighting Irish player onto also performed impressively. She became season has been to get to the NCAA," said . by SCOIl KWlbI decaffeinated coffee. talented lackey Bill Kirk out to brush Coach Holtz has had' another thecourL Then the announcer said, "Ladies Notre Dame's all-time rebounding leader McGraw. by Mark FJlZ&Crald the snow off her car. Is she giVing epiphany. Apparently Lou slipped andgentlenien, welcome theNotreDame in the gameagainstLaSalleandjustcracked Having made tournamentappeamncesin CASSIDY RAMPAGE to by DaDa ADdenaa you minimum wage for that, Bill? in the shower and hit his head real women's basketball.team as the Fighting over 900 boards for her career. She is the 1992 and again in. '94, the Irish hope to The Gipper was not the only fa~ by BoIbHmlou bad because he has come up with one Irish take on Butler University." 10th player in school history to hit the make it again this year, but leave with a mous personage to feel the iron fist of 1 GIPPLETIES zinger of a strange idea for next sea­ Wait a minute? Women's basketball? 1,OOO-point mark. Bowen has also stepped victory under their belts. ''We want to win StudentActivitiescomecmshinginto The Gipp was taking a look at. son: rotating captains. Yes, every It was a unique atmosphere for the Irish up as the team's leader, which McGraw a game in the NCAA. Wehavenotwona his life. The day after \ some financial facts and figures on week the world can hold its breath women as a result of the· fourth annual believeS has been a big factor in her team's game yet and that is the next step, to win at ObersturmbanfiihrerCassidy tried to· university spreadsheets when he no­ waiting to hear who will be Captain ''Pack the JACe" campaign. Thousands success.· "Letitia started out as a silent the tournament," McGraw remarked. "Our have the Gipp liquidated, he fired the ticed this week's tidbits: of the Week. How will Lou pick his turned out to see the Irish, ranked number leader, one who led by example. This year two biggest strengths are that we shoot the WVFI station manager Steve Sostak o Monk makes $192,400 and weekly- captain? The same way he one in the MCC, take on the Bulldogs, who she's become more vocal. She is very well ball well and we rebound well. We're in the and he tried to eliminate the Gipper's Beauchamp makes $177,200. But calls plays: with a Ouija Board. stood one game .,ehind in the conference respected among her teammates," praised . top lOin the nation in field goal percentage favorite president Dave Hungeling. don'twony, both of them have vows That's it, that's all for this week. standings; ulsi year Notre Dame beat But­ McGraw. . and also in rebounding margin." Does Cassidy not· like the Dead? of poverty which means they have to So for now the Gipp will go back to ler in Indianapolis, but lost to the Bulldogs JuniorCareyPoorhasalsosteppedupfor The women will rely on those strengths Actually Steve and Dave were given tum all that cash back in to the Corby meet with his new roommate Salman at home later in the year. the Irish. "Carey is the team's emotional astheya~mpttomakehistoryattheNCAA their walking papers because neither Hall booze fund. Rushdie. 0 TIlismatch-upcameatanopportunetime leader. She's the cheerleader type with the tournamenL 0 12 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE-FEBRUARY 16, 1995 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE - FEBRUARY 16, 1995 13 303 laFortune - 631-7569 - [email protected] - and thanks for all the support mall .,...."..-==~= Knock, Knock "Student Media should be free ofcensorship and advance approval ofcopy, and their editors and managers should be free to develop After a slow start. the Irish women their own editorial policies and news coverage." . are knocking down opponents and - du Lac, General Policies and Standards, pages 66-67 1 knocking on the door ofa second­ inFiihrer,it'StheGipper­ of them was taking a class this se­ straight NCAA tournament bid Mhe's back. But zis time he mester (and in order to have a posi­ viR not 1 Attitude be zo lucky." tion in a student club, you have to be a student, etc., etc.). Well, Steve has for the women, who had won 11 oftheir past enthusiasm and the spirit which we desper- Innuendo WAS IT SOMETIllNG I SAID since vanished, but Dave is taking a 12 games and six straight Theyextended ately need." This leadership turned what The other night, the Gipp was one-hour painting class now so that that streak to seven with a 68-56 victory looked to be a dismal season into a success. and walking into North Dining Hall for he can enjoy these last few weeks of over Butler. With 10 freshmen and sophomores, the his nightly helping of pig slop. In­ being a lame duck. Katryna Gaither and the Irish defense young team was lacking in the experience Rumors stead of the usual crippled old woman had their hands full in shutting down Leisl column. The Irish. started out with a 1-6 at the door, there was one of Notre mSDAY JOB by Kate Wiltrout. Schultz,the6'S"BulldogstandoUL Gaither, record after facing the tough schedule of Dame's fmest with a gun and night As the Gipp frostbit his ears walk­ by Mark MlICboU who herself ranks 12th nationally in field four nationally ranked teams. stick on his belL Now the Gipp ing from O'Shaughnessey to goal percentage, helped shackle Schultz to "Our early schedule was probably over by OIria Slmford knows that people take more than DeBartolo the other day, he rumi­ 16 while adding 18 points of her own. our head and was not something that was by Mlcbollc Crouch one piece of fruit sometimes, but the nated on the beauty of the Indiana f9 Beauchamp says: ''The university Senior standout Letitia Bowen and Beth going·to inspire confidence in a young real reason the cop was there is even byThcrc.. ~ tundra and how happy he was that he got into liscensing and marketing Morgan each scored 12 against a rugged team," McGraw commented. Butsincethe more amusing. It seems that there J by Srldgct SradbWD hadn't gone somewhere wann and prim8riJ.y to preserve copyrights and Bulldog defense. . new year, the team has suffered only one was a big bUrly loading dock worker Opponents·llke the Butler Bulldogs are sunny ... and then he regained con­ trademarks. However the program helpless as senior star Letitia Bowen and Only a sophomore, Morgan has been in loss. who was not performing up to the sciousness in the snowdrift he had has proven to be swprisingly lucra­ Co. dominate the boards. . double figures in 46 of the 48 games she's "Our season has turned around because by JUD Schallor extraordinarily high dining hall per­ fallen into. The Gipper has always tive." Careful,Father Pinocchio, your played in and . leads the team in scoring, of the leadership of the captains, primarily by formance standards. So one of the Mlrmcia smCoi.I been proud that his university has . nose is growing. averaging 18.Spoints a game. ''Last year Letitia who has really figured out what her ever-so~kind managers tore into this by OIria Myao never,NEVER closed OOcauseofthe @) The President's office ran by Sbannan Ball she could step into a game and not be the role is and helped the underclassmen, and worker with some cutting dining hall $343,Soo over budget last year. by KriI Kazla1lllw cold (like every other college does focal point of the opponent's defense," said also experience.· It is that combination wiL Burly Loading Dock Worker Mr. when the mercury drops below -20). That's a lot ofPapa John's and 1-900 eline oicars stretched for miles, the Head Coach Moffet McGraw on Morgan. which has given us the good chemistry by Val SallduiD proceeded to deck the manager and So what does a powerful and well­ numbers, Monk. sidewalk was crowded and the "TIus year she is the focus of the other which enables . us to win~" by BnmtTadocD stOrmed out ofthe dining hall, prom­ T knoWn administrator do when she JACC was fxlled with the sounds of team's defense but she is still putting up the The Irish are hoping that their momentum by 5t111 BYIIII ising to go home, get a gun, return has to get from her office to her car in EENIE, MEENIE, MEINI, the pep band and the roar .of the crowd.· same numbers as last year. That's a real will carry them through the MCC and into and shoot the manager in the face. by Aarea Skalicky the middle of a snow storm? Well, a MAYES Inside, the arena was dark, illuminated only testament to her game." the NCAA tourriamenL . "Our goal was to Let's all try to get along a little better, by Palrlck Skidmore faithful campus watcher noticed that The Gipper has heam from his by dancing stars oflight and a spotlight that Bowen, the only senior on the team, has win the MCC but our primary goal all and while we're at it, let's switch to Patty o 'Hara sends her beautiful and sources on. the football·team that welcomed each Fighting Irish player onto also performed impressively. She became season has been to get to the NCAA," said . by SCOIl KWlbI decaffeinated coffee. talented lackey Bill Kirk out to brush Coach Holtz has had' another thecourL Then the announcer said, "Ladies Notre Dame's all-time rebounding leader McGraw. by Mark FJlZ&Crald the snow off her car. Is she giVing epiphany. Apparently Lou slipped andgentlenien, welcome theNotreDame in the gameagainstLaSalleandjustcracked Having made tournamentappeamncesin CASSIDY RAMPAGE to by DaDa ADdenaa you minimum wage for that, Bill? in the shower and hit his head real women's basketball.team as the Fighting over 900 boards for her career. She is the 1992 and again in. '94, the Irish hope to The Gipper was not the only fa~ by BoIbHmlou bad because he has come up with one Irish take on Butler University." 10th player in school history to hit the make it again this year, but leave with a mous personage to feel the iron fist of 1 GIPPLETIES zinger of a strange idea for next sea­ Wait a minute? Women's basketball? 1,OOO-point mark. Bowen has also stepped victory under their belts. ''We want to win StudentActivitiescomecmshinginto The Gipp was taking a look at. son: rotating captains. Yes, every It was a unique atmosphere for the Irish up as the team's leader, which McGraw a game in the NCAA. Wehavenotwona his life. The day after \ some financial facts and figures on week the world can hold its breath women as a result of the· fourth annual believeS has been a big factor in her team's game yet and that is the next step, to win at ObersturmbanfiihrerCassidy tried to· university spreadsheets when he no­ waiting to hear who will be Captain ''Pack the JACe" campaign. Thousands success.· "Letitia started out as a silent the tournament," McGraw remarked. "Our have the Gipp liquidated, he fired the ticed this week's tidbits: of the Week. How will Lou pick his turned out to see the Irish, ranked number leader, one who led by example. This year two biggest strengths are that we shoot the WVFI station manager Steve Sostak o Monk makes $192,400 and weekly- captain? The same way he one in the MCC, take on the Bulldogs, who she's become more vocal. She is very well ball well and we rebound well. We're in the and he tried to eliminate the Gipper's Beauchamp makes $177,200. But calls plays: with a Ouija Board. stood one game .,ehind in the conference respected among her teammates," praised . top lOin the nation in field goal percentage favorite president Dave Hungeling. don'twony, both of them have vows That's it, that's all for this week. standings; ulsi year Notre Dame beat But­ McGraw. . and also in rebounding margin." Does Cassidy not· like the Dead? of poverty which means they have to So for now the Gipp will go back to ler in Indianapolis, but lost to the Bulldogs JuniorCareyPoorhasalsosteppedupfor The women will rely on those strengths Actually Steve and Dave were given tum all that cash back in to the Corby meet with his new roommate Salman at home later in the year. the Irish. "Carey is the team's emotional astheya~mpttomakehistoryattheNCAA their walking papers because neither Hall booze fund. Rushdie. 0 TIlismatch-upcameatanopportunetime leader. She's the cheerleader type with the tournamenL 0 12 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE-FEBRUARY 16, 1995 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE - FEBRUARY 16, 1995 13 And more often th;mnot, in football, a tie is going to pre­ SPLINTERS FROM THE PRESS BOX serve a team's bowl Taking chances rather than destroy them, as A roundup of the week in sports well as provide a last-second deci­ February 8 to February 14 sion by the coach to edited by Jake Schaller out the play for the win or the tie. MEN'S BASKETBALL TheNotreDame Center Fieldhouse, and the surprises started In other NCAA Men's Basketball team was "on the bubble," right at the beginning. Not usually a quick­ movement, Holtz needing an upset victory this past weekend starting team, Notre Dame surged ahead to won'thavetoworry to earn them an invite to the big dance. stay in the first period. Goals from Terry about his players ! Trash Unfortunately, the No.5 Kentucky Wild­ Lorenz, Jeremy Coe and Lyle Andrusiak taking their helmets cats burst the Irish bubble with a 97-58 gave the Irish a 3-0 advantage that they I Caught in a whirlwind off on the field be- drubbing. The loss left fans hoping for a would not relinquish. The real fIreworks .. cause the NCAA strong regular season finish and an invite to came in the third period, however, as the . oJX's and O's, P's and tookcareofthattoo. the NIT. The 'Cats used their suffocating Irish and Buckeyes cleared the benches and It's aim was to quell I! defense to force the Irish into 33 % shooting duked it out for several minutes. Nine Q's, this writer needs post-touchdown and 23 turnovers. Their offense clicked on penalties were handed out for the melEe, celebrations. Solu­ all cylinders, with six players in double and Lorenz received a one game suspen­ to set things straight tion: 1) Apply this figures. sion. to Miami and After the UCLA debacle, Notre Dame On Saturday, the Irish upped their season Florida State only, came back strong with a IS-point victory record io 9-21-1 with their second straight byT. Ryan Kennedy and; 2) Clinton over Duquesne. With NCAA tournament win over the Buckeyes. Center Jay should intervene hopes riding on an upset of a big-time Matushak scored, giving him a goal in both and penalize the squad, however, the Irish came up empty. games. ming away from an old-fashioned NCAA for too The depth and talent of Kentucky coupled C39-pointKentucky lickin' of Notre Alumni Association get from that anyway? many rules on the field. with a less than stellar Irish perforrriance led SWIMMING The Notre Damemen's and Dame, all kinds of strange ques­ • We're about to walk into the North • The Chicago Bulls look like the next to the blowout women's swimming and diving teams both tions and thoughts that extend to and be­ Dome of the ACC, thehomeoflrishhockey. - NBA dynasty to follow the Celtics, Lakers, The Irish. return to the hardwood this ended their dual meet schedules with a yond Notre Dame basketball are buzzing in Justa few reminders for the tour group. No and Pistons to the Land of Mediocrity. Saturday when theymeetFordham atMadi­ bang. The men and women both notched my head. A week ago, the Irish were talking snickering at the size of the fold-up bleach- Solution: Go out with dignity and trade son Square Garden in New York City. victories over Wisconsin-Milwaukee. With NCAA's. Now they've got to find a way to ers. Snapshots of the Coach are also_ Scottie Pippen. The man is a selfIsh loser a 135-99 victory, the men broke a three­ beat Fordham and the like for an NIT bid. forbidden. His team won two huge games and he exemplifies everything that is wrong WOMEN'S BASKETBALL WhileNotre meet losing steak, while the women ran But first things first. this weekend,buthe's still cooling off. You withtheNBAandprosports. He'scatching Dame's Men's baketball team has cooled their season record to 14-1 with a 159-69 • What will happen to the autographed up with Dennis Rodman on my list of !i heard ithere first: Notre Dame will never be off, losing two out of their last three games, triumph. jerseys of LaPhonso Ellis and Monty Wil­ a perennial powerhouse in hockey until this sports' biggest clowns, and he only makes the Women'sbasketball team continues to Junior Ry Beville and freshman Ron I liams when no one makes that ridiculous disgrace of an "arena" is dealt with by the Bulls' organization look worse every­ heat up. With a pair of victories last week­ RoyerJed the way in the men's triumph. !I half-court shot? The fans feel privileged to Them. Is Notre Dame really that cheap? day. end, the Irish extended their winning streak Beville won the 200 freestyle and the 200 see the ball carom off the backboard. Solu­ Solution: 1) Technology permits us to com­ • Baseball runs a close third behind to eight games. butterfly, while Royer took the 50 and 500 tion: Give the shirts away at the Marquette bine basketball and hockey under one roof; Pippen and Rodman for the all-time On Friday, Notre Dame cruised to a 68- freestyle. game to the first Irish player to knock down 2) Tear down the joint ("the arena") and bonehead award. I'm not sure who's run­ 56 win over conference foe Butler, snap­ On the women's side, sophomore Susan both free throw attempts. build it right. The pretty, blue and gold ningthe Show anymore, I don'tknow ifthe ping the Bulldogs' win steak at six games. Buchino led the way to 10 of 13 Irish event • When are They going to realize that paint job they did last year isn't going to Real GuysortheRepIacements areplaying, There was more of the same at theJACC on victories with wins in the 50 and 100 new floor paint/design and new uniforms boost the team's morale or wake up sopo­ I don't know Who's Right and Who's Sunday, as the Irish beat the University of freestyle events. might be in order? In today' s creative age, rific fans. Wrong, and I don't care. Baseball blew it Dlinois-Chicago Flames 73-57. the Irish uniforms could be better-looking. • It appears the NCAA was bored last this time.· Solution: 1) Clinton should sus­ Predictions The blue and gold floor paint around the week so it decided to implement the pend baseball for life for gambling; 2) For­ HOCKEY Playing in order to avoid a last Kennedy's KaU: About the only exciting aspect of this game is that it's being played court is a little bright, and it looks like one tiebreaker in college football bowl games. get baseball. Watch hockey. Everyone's place finish in the Central Collegiate Hockey at Madison Square Garden. It's also a must-win situation for a Notre Dame NIT bid. of the kids who won the drawing contest If successful, it will penetrate regular-sea­ smiling now, the President didn't have to Association standings, Notre Dame's Expect Manner and Garrity to shine. Hoover will find his game with five treys. might have designed it. Solution: Don't son play in two years. Some say Pw'due's intervene, and if you thought last year's hockey team- responded. With a play-off Notre Dame by 12. worry about the paint. Just buy a new NO and Iowa's bowl hopes were ruined by the Stanley Cup playoffs were entertaining, berth on the line, the Irish went undefeated .. ~, , flag for the leprechaun that reads: "Cour­ tie this year. I never fathomed that Purdue how about a whole season ofsuch intensity. in their "two-game season." Notre Dame Schaller's Schot: With the UCLA and Kentucky disasters still fresh in the minds of ~ : tesy of the Alumni Association" in huge ever had any bowl hopes .. The bottom line Besides, hockey players are nice guys. impressed with 5-1 and 4-3 wins over the the Irish, Notre Dame attacks Fordham right from the start. Garrity ~ his way . letters with ''NO'' in microscopic print un­ is, ties aren't really a bad thing. Oftentimes Call me bitter or a tad insightful, but at Ohio State Buckeyes. inside, and the Irish long-range bombers come out of their slump; with nine trifectas. derneath. What kind of pleasure does the in sports, neither team deserves to lose. some point it's time to take out the trash.· 0 Friday was a wild night at the Joyce Notre Dame by 15.

14 S C H 0 LAS TIC MAG A Z IN E • F EB R U A R Y 1 6, 1 9 9 5 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. FEBRUARY 16, 1995 15 And more often th;mnot, in football, a tie is going to pre­ SPLINTERS FROM THE PRESS BOX serve a team's bowl Taking chances rather than destroy them, as A roundup of the week in sports well as provide a last-second deci­ February 8 to February 14 sion by the coach to edited by Jake Schaller out the play for the win or the tie. MEN'S BASKETBALL TheNotreDame Center Fieldhouse, and the surprises started In other NCAA Men's Basketball team was "on the bubble," right at the beginning. Not usually a quick­ movement, Holtz needing an upset victory this past weekend starting team, Notre Dame surged ahead to won'thavetoworry to earn them an invite to the big dance. stay in the first period. Goals from Terry about his players ! Trash Unfortunately, the No.5 Kentucky Wild­ Lorenz, Jeremy Coe and Lyle Andrusiak taking their helmets cats burst the Irish bubble with a 97-58 gave the Irish a 3-0 advantage that they I Caught in a whirlwind off on the field be- drubbing. The loss left fans hoping for a would not relinquish. The real fIreworks .. cause the NCAA strong regular season finish and an invite to came in the third period, however, as the . oJX's and O's, P's and tookcareofthattoo. the NIT. The 'Cats used their suffocating Irish and Buckeyes cleared the benches and It's aim was to quell I! defense to force the Irish into 33 % shooting duked it out for several minutes. Nine Q's, this writer needs post-touchdown and 23 turnovers. Their offense clicked on penalties were handed out for the melEe, celebrations. Solu­ all cylinders, with six players in double and Lorenz received a one game suspen­ to set things straight tion: 1) Apply this figures. sion. to Miami and After the UCLA debacle, Notre Dame On Saturday, the Irish upped their season Florida State only, came back strong with a IS-point victory record io 9-21-1 with their second straight byT. Ryan Kennedy and; 2) Clinton over Duquesne. With NCAA tournament win over the Buckeyes. Center Jay should intervene hopes riding on an upset of a big-time Matushak scored, giving him a goal in both and penalize the squad, however, the Irish came up empty. games. ming away from an old-fashioned NCAA for too The depth and talent of Kentucky coupled C39-pointKentucky lickin' of Notre Alumni Association get from that anyway? many rules on the field. with a less than stellar Irish perforrriance led SWIMMING The Notre Damemen's and Dame, all kinds of strange ques­ • We're about to walk into the North • The Chicago Bulls look like the next to the blowout women's swimming and diving teams both tions and thoughts that extend to and be­ Dome of the ACC, thehomeoflrishhockey. - NBA dynasty to follow the Celtics, Lakers, The Irish. return to the hardwood this ended their dual meet schedules with a yond Notre Dame basketball are buzzing in Justa few reminders for the tour group. No and Pistons to the Land of Mediocrity. Saturday when theymeetFordham atMadi­ bang. The men and women both notched my head. A week ago, the Irish were talking snickering at the size of the fold-up bleach- Solution: Go out with dignity and trade son Square Garden in New York City. victories over Wisconsin-Milwaukee. With NCAA's. Now they've got to find a way to ers. Snapshots of the Coach are also_ Scottie Pippen. The man is a selfIsh loser a 135-99 victory, the men broke a three­ beat Fordham and the like for an NIT bid. forbidden. His team won two huge games and he exemplifies everything that is wrong WOMEN'S BASKETBALL WhileNotre meet losing steak, while the women ran But first things first. this weekend,buthe's still cooling off. You withtheNBAandprosports. He'scatching Dame's Men's baketball team has cooled their season record to 14-1 with a 159-69 • What will happen to the autographed up with Dennis Rodman on my list of !i heard ithere first: Notre Dame will never be off, losing two out of their last three games, triumph. jerseys of LaPhonso Ellis and Monty Wil­ a perennial powerhouse in hockey until this sports' biggest clowns, and he only makes the Women'sbasketball team continues to Junior Ry Beville and freshman Ron I liams when no one makes that ridiculous disgrace of an "arena" is dealt with by the Bulls' organization look worse every­ heat up. With a pair of victories last week­ RoyerJed the way in the men's triumph. !I half-court shot? The fans feel privileged to Them. Is Notre Dame really that cheap? day. end, the Irish extended their winning streak Beville won the 200 freestyle and the 200 see the ball carom off the backboard. Solu­ Solution: 1) Technology permits us to com­ • Baseball runs a close third behind to eight games. butterfly, while Royer took the 50 and 500 tion: Give the shirts away at the Marquette bine basketball and hockey under one roof; Pippen and Rodman for the all-time On Friday, Notre Dame cruised to a 68- freestyle. game to the first Irish player to knock down 2) Tear down the joint ("the arena") and bonehead award. I'm not sure who's run­ 56 win over conference foe Butler, snap­ On the women's side, sophomore Susan both free throw attempts. build it right. The pretty, blue and gold ningthe Show anymore, I don'tknow ifthe ping the Bulldogs' win steak at six games. Buchino led the way to 10 of 13 Irish event • When are They going to realize that paint job they did last year isn't going to Real GuysortheRepIacements areplaying, There was more of the same at theJACC on victories with wins in the 50 and 100 new floor paint/design and new uniforms boost the team's morale or wake up sopo­ I don't know Who's Right and Who's Sunday, as the Irish beat the University of freestyle events. might be in order? In today' s creative age, rific fans. Wrong, and I don't care. Baseball blew it Dlinois-Chicago Flames 73-57. the Irish uniforms could be better-looking. • It appears the NCAA was bored last this time.· Solution: 1) Clinton should sus­ Predictions The blue and gold floor paint around the week so it decided to implement the pend baseball for life for gambling; 2) For­ HOCKEY Playing in order to avoid a last Kennedy's KaU: About the only exciting aspect of this game is that it's being played court is a little bright, and it looks like one tiebreaker in college football bowl games. get baseball. Watch hockey. Everyone's place finish in the Central Collegiate Hockey at Madison Square Garden. It's also a must-win situation for a Notre Dame NIT bid. of the kids who won the drawing contest If successful, it will penetrate regular-sea­ smiling now, the President didn't have to Association standings, Notre Dame's Expect Manner and Garrity to shine. Hoover will find his game with five treys. might have designed it. Solution: Don't son play in two years. Some say Pw'due's intervene, and if you thought last year's hockey team- responded. With a play-off Notre Dame by 12. worry about the paint. Just buy a new NO and Iowa's bowl hopes were ruined by the Stanley Cup playoffs were entertaining, berth on the line, the Irish went undefeated .. ~, , flag for the leprechaun that reads: "Cour­ tie this year. I never fathomed that Purdue how about a whole season ofsuch intensity. in their "two-game season." Notre Dame Schaller's Schot: With the UCLA and Kentucky disasters still fresh in the minds of ~ : tesy of the Alumni Association" in huge ever had any bowl hopes .. The bottom line Besides, hockey players are nice guys. impressed with 5-1 and 4-3 wins over the the Irish, Notre Dame attacks Fordham right from the start. Garrity ~ his way . letters with ''NO'' in microscopic print un­ is, ties aren't really a bad thing. Oftentimes Call me bitter or a tad insightful, but at Ohio State Buckeyes. inside, and the Irish long-range bombers come out of their slump; with nine trifectas. derneath. What kind of pleasure does the in sports, neither team deserves to lose. some point it's time to take out the trash.· 0 Friday was a wild night at the Joyce Notre Dame by 15.

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In the category of Best Supporting Actor: as expected Gary Sinise gets the nod for his role as LieutenantDanin Gump, b~tdon 't expect him to deliver any acceptance speeches. Heavyfavontesare Samuel L.Jackson for Fiction and Martin Landau for Ed Wood. Oscars: Paul Scofield garnered early talk for his role in Quiz Show, but it's now doubtful he'll reach the stage. However, the Academy always Julliard Talent Travels To The Re-Forrestation ofGump seems to fmds room for comedies in the supporting categories (Marisa Tomei, Jack Palance, Kevin Kline just to ~e a ~ew) by ChrisMyers therefore it would be ignorant to rule out Chazz Palmmten for Bullets Over Broadway, which captured two supporting roles in the Notre Dame female category too. Guess is that Oscar voters will feel pressured n February 14, at 5:30 a.m. ~acific time, the Academy ~f to throw Fiction a bone. Not hqnoring Jackson would be uncon­ Motion Picture Arts and SCiences announced the norm­ like for one another. His parents are con- company to such an extent that she decides O scionable. nees for the 67th Annual Academy Awards. Little by Miranda C. Sanford cerned as well because Kate is headstrong,. to keep his mistaken identity asecreL Their For Supporting Actress, Diane Weist, who won the Golden swprise surrounded the nominees for major statuettes. which they fear will repulse a potential silence allows Goldstein "to take dead aim Globe for her Bullets role, is expected to follow suit at the Oscars, otre Dame's Communications and suitor. at pretense and pretentiousness for an en- For Best Picture, clear favorite is Forrest Gump, after great despite competetion from C9-star Jennifer Tilly. Points off for acclaim and a $300 million plus box­ Theater department, has invited TheHardcastles' invite the suitor Marlow joyable evening in the theater." . Weist, only because she won the award in 1986 for N this office gross. It leads year's Oscar the Julliard travelling company to visit Kate. He plans to bring a friend, British actress and director ofthe produc­ Hannah and Her Sisters, another Woody Allen flick. pack with a staggering 13 nominations. here not only to perform, but also to share Hastings, but the two get lost on the way. tion, Maria Aitken, tOok her lead from the Another Pulp nominee, Uma Thurman, will probably Pulp Fiction, this year's recipient of the their stage performance wisdom. Past They stop at a tavern to ask directions and writer Oliver Goldsmith and attempted to be overshadowed by Woody's gals and the two British Palme d'Or at Cannes seems likely to groups similar to the Julliard organization fmd Tony entertaining friends. Although remove pretension from the play and capi­ nominees, Helen Mirren (The Madness of King lose critical votes from the elder Acad­ included the Royal Shakespeare Company. Tony recognizes the men, he fails to intra- talize on the strength and energy of their George) and Rosemary Harris (Tom and Viv) Acad­ emy members, turned offby its violent Theater students will benefit from the ac- duce himself and tells the men they are young casL Additional physical humor emy-darling Weist should win easily for herunforget­ tors' presence in their classes and blends a unique flavor to the written contenL The last film to win bestpicture table comic performance, unless worlcshops this week as they pro- comedy aIreadypresent in the play in at Cannes and the Oscars was Marty­ Thurman can twist her way into vide instruction about their cha!- order to make the production more in 1955. This could make Quiz Show another heart-stop-ping situation. lenging profession. appea!ing to contemporary audienC€?S. this year's runner-up, and possible dark As for Best Director, in the horse winner should Gump and Fiction The Julliard, a prestigious arts Aitken's stated intention is "to de- past thirty years, Best Picture and school in New York, houses a fa- light audiences and offend the En- split votes. The Shawshank Redemp­ Best Director have coincided all mous musical conservatory and a gIish departments just as Goldsmith tion will need a virtual miracle to place but four times. If any a year for theater division. Begun only 20 did in his day. This is not a high anywhere above fourth place in voting despite its critical division, this would be the one. accolades, but should easily beat out and a years ago, the school has produced comedy." The result is a hilarious Four Weddings Critics who think Fiction is too such skilled performers as Kevin stage production grounded in the val- Funeral whose primary duty is to fill the fifth nomination violent can't deny director Kline,EIizabethMcGovern,Chris- ues of the English country world, many felt was earned by Hoop Dreams. Quentin Tarantino for making topher Reeves, Kelly McGillis, which "deliciously mocks the slight- In the Best Actor category: since summer Tom Hanks has the cinematic experience of the Robin Williams, Stephanie est moral pretension." been gathering buzz ofasecond statuette for the lead in Gump, decade. B utoddsmakers will tell Zimbalist and Kelsey Grammer. Set designer Andrew HaIl, cos- and given the field he could make it two in a row for last year's youtoputyourmoneyonGump's Over800 hopefuls around theUnited tume designer Michael Krass and Philedelphia. John Travolta has been much lauded for his Robert Zemekis, assuming it will win Best Picture. Robert States audition each year for the lightingdesignerPeterWest-who umpteenth comeback in Fiction, but can he get voters to shake the Redford won in 1980 for Ordinary People, but unless his Quiz program. Of this group, only 20 to will visit classes through the week as image of a leisure suited disco king? Doubtful. Therefore, enter Show pulls a major upset for Picture, he's out of the nmning. You Paul Newman, last year's Humanitarian Award winner and peren­ 25 are invited to join the program. well ~ also lend to the ambiance of can automatically rule out W®dy AIlen andKrzysztofKieslowski During their first two years, they do the production. Aitken comment on nial Oscar fave. Although he too already has a statue on the mantle, since neither Bullets Over Broadway nor Red is nominated for not even step on stage, and they do the talent of her design staff saying, his performance in Nobody's Fool has pleased critics and audi­ Picture. Tarantino would be a treat, but Oscar, in what may be the not perform until their fmal year. ''They have underscored the theme of ences alike. Insiders pick him to pull the upseL Rounding out the trend this year, will probably go with Gump. Some· promising talent from this stripping away the layers of preten- field are Morgan Freeman for Shawshank and Nigel Hawthorne year's graduating class will be per- sion as the play unfolds until we end for the art-house comedy The Madness ofKing George. forming in Washington HaIl's up- Members of the Julllard perform Goldsmith's Conquer with extreme simplicity in both sets As for Best Actress, it was another meager year for prominent coming show of She Stoops To Conquer. desperately lost and should spend the night and costumes." She aIso communicated the female roles, and that could give Jodie Foster, for her role inNell, Oliver Goldsmith wrote She Stoops To at the inn up the road - actually the limitations of a touring production reflect­ the opportunity to take home her third Oscar in seven years. Yet Conquer in 1773 with a timeless sense of Hardcastles' home. Upon arrivingat the ing, "You can define and execute your critics are abuzz over Jessica Lange in Blue Sky, a drama that sat humor, charm and satirical analysis of 18th- Hardcastles, the young men treat the own- artistic concept until you are blue in the three years on Orion's shelf when the studio went ~~L Winona Ryder manages to reap her second Oscar nommation m century society's sentimental natUre. The ers as if they are servants leaving Mr. face, but sometimes it just comes down to two years for the surprising hit, Little Women. While Susan play presents the story of Mr. and Mrs. Hardcastle with the impression that he made what will fit in the truck." Sarandon hopes that her third Oscar nod is a charm for The Client. Hardcastle and their attempt to arrange a grave mistake selecting this person for his Performances of She Stoops To Conquer Expect Miramax to put Tom and Viv in wide release soon, seeing proper marriages for their children, Tony daughter's hand. are February 16 through 18 at8:00 p.m. that Miranda Richardson fills out the category with herrole in the andKate. ForKate, they select a young man Constance slowly unravels the confusion Tickets are $10 for students and $14 for film. It's a close race between Lange and underdog Ryder - named Marlow and pick Kate's best friend, and Tony's practical joke from information general admission. CJ Constance, for Tony. One controversy Hastings gives her about his evening's anything to avoid giving Foster too much gold. covers Tony's and Constance's intense dis- events. In addition, she enjoys Hastings SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE-FEBRUARY 16, 1995 19 18 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. FEBRUARY 16, 1995 .i & I

In the category of Best Supporting Actor: as expected Gary Sinise gets the nod for his role as LieutenantDanin Gump, b~tdon 't expect him to deliver any acceptance speeches. Heavyfavontesare Samuel L.Jackson for Fiction and Martin Landau for Ed Wood. Oscars: Paul Scofield garnered early talk for his role in Quiz Show, but it's now doubtful he'll reach the stage. However, the Academy always Julliard Talent Travels To The Re-Forrestation ofGump seems to fmds room for comedies in the supporting categories (Marisa Tomei, Jack Palance, Kevin Kline just to ~e a ~ew) by ChrisMyers therefore it would be ignorant to rule out Chazz Palmmten for Bullets Over Broadway, which captured two supporting roles in the Notre Dame female category too. Guess is that Oscar voters will feel pressured n February 14, at 5:30 a.m. ~acific time, the Academy ~f to throw Fiction a bone. Not hqnoring Jackson would be uncon­ Motion Picture Arts and SCiences announced the norm­ like for one another. His parents are con- company to such an extent that she decides O scionable. nees for the 67th Annual Academy Awards. Little by Miranda C. Sanford cerned as well because Kate is headstrong,. to keep his mistaken identity asecreL Their For Supporting Actress, Diane Weist, who won the Golden swprise surrounded the nominees for major statuettes. which they fear will repulse a potential silence allows Goldstein "to take dead aim Globe for her Bullets role, is expected to follow suit at the Oscars, otre Dame's Communications and suitor. at pretense and pretentiousness for an en- For Best Picture, clear favorite is Forrest Gump, after great despite competetion from C9-star Jennifer Tilly. Points off for acclaim and a $300 million plus box­ Theater department, has invited TheHardcastles' invite the suitor Marlow joyable evening in the theater." . Weist, only because she won the award in 1986 for N this office gross. It leads year's Oscar the Julliard travelling company to visit Kate. He plans to bring a friend, British actress and director ofthe produc­ Hannah and Her Sisters, another Woody Allen flick. pack with a staggering 13 nominations. here not only to perform, but also to share Hastings, but the two get lost on the way. tion, Maria Aitken, tOok her lead from the Another Pulp nominee, Uma Thurman, will probably Pulp Fiction, this year's recipient of the their stage performance wisdom. Past They stop at a tavern to ask directions and writer Oliver Goldsmith and attempted to be overshadowed by Woody's gals and the two British Palme d'Or at Cannes seems likely to groups similar to the Julliard organization fmd Tony entertaining friends. Although remove pretension from the play and capi­ nominees, Helen Mirren (The Madness of King lose critical votes from the elder Acad­ included the Royal Shakespeare Company. Tony recognizes the men, he fails to intra- talize on the strength and energy of their George) and Rosemary Harris (Tom and Viv) Acad­ emy members, turned offby its violent Theater students will benefit from the ac- duce himself and tells the men they are young casL Additional physical humor emy-darling Weist should win easily for herunforget­ tors' presence in their classes and blends a unique flavor to the written contenL The last film to win bestpicture table comic performance, unless worlcshops this week as they pro- comedy aIreadypresent in the play in at Cannes and the Oscars was Marty­ Thurman can twist her way into vide instruction about their cha!- order to make the production more in 1955. This could make Quiz Show another heart-stop-ping situation. lenging profession. appea!ing to contemporary audienC€?S. this year's runner-up, and possible dark As for Best Director, in the horse winner should Gump and Fiction The Julliard, a prestigious arts Aitken's stated intention is "to de- past thirty years, Best Picture and school in New York, houses a fa- light audiences and offend the En- split votes. The Shawshank Redemp­ Best Director have coincided all mous musical conservatory and a gIish departments just as Goldsmith tion will need a virtual miracle to place but four times. If any a year for theater division. Begun only 20 did in his day. This is not a high anywhere above fourth place in voting despite its critical division, this would be the one. accolades, but should easily beat out and a years ago, the school has produced comedy." The result is a hilarious Four Weddings Critics who think Fiction is too such skilled performers as Kevin stage production grounded in the val- Funeral whose primary duty is to fill the fifth nomination violent can't deny director Kline,EIizabethMcGovern,Chris- ues of the English country world, many felt was earned by Hoop Dreams. Quentin Tarantino for making topher Reeves, Kelly McGillis, which "deliciously mocks the slight- In the Best Actor category: since summer Tom Hanks has the cinematic experience of the Robin Williams, Stephanie est moral pretension." been gathering buzz ofasecond statuette for the lead in Gump, decade. B utoddsmakers will tell Zimbalist and Kelsey Grammer. Set designer Andrew HaIl, cos- and given the field he could make it two in a row for last year's youtoputyourmoneyonGump's Over800 hopefuls around theUnited tume designer Michael Krass and Philedelphia. John Travolta has been much lauded for his Robert Zemekis, assuming it will win Best Picture. Robert States audition each year for the lightingdesignerPeterWest-who umpteenth comeback in Fiction, but can he get voters to shake the Redford won in 1980 for Ordinary People, but unless his Quiz program. Of this group, only 20 to will visit classes through the week as image of a leisure suited disco king? Doubtful. Therefore, enter Show pulls a major upset for Picture, he's out of the nmning. You Paul Newman, last year's Humanitarian Award winner and peren­ 25 are invited to join the program. well ~ also lend to the ambiance of can automatically rule out W®dy AIlen andKrzysztofKieslowski During their first two years, they do the production. Aitken comment on nial Oscar fave. Although he too already has a statue on the mantle, since neither Bullets Over Broadway nor Red is nominated for not even step on stage, and they do the talent of her design staff saying, his performance in Nobody's Fool has pleased critics and audi­ Picture. Tarantino would be a treat, but Oscar, in what may be the not perform until their fmal year. ''They have underscored the theme of ences alike. Insiders pick him to pull the upseL Rounding out the trend this year, will probably go with Gump. Some· promising talent from this stripping away the layers of preten- field are Morgan Freeman for Shawshank and Nigel Hawthorne year's graduating class will be per- sion as the play unfolds until we end for the art-house comedy The Madness ofKing George. forming in Washington HaIl's up- Members of the Julllard perform Goldsmith's Conquer with extreme simplicity in both sets As for Best Actress, it was another meager year for prominent coming show of She Stoops To Conquer. desperately lost and should spend the night and costumes." She aIso communicated the female roles, and that could give Jodie Foster, for her role inNell, Oliver Goldsmith wrote She Stoops To at the inn up the road - actually the limitations of a touring production reflect­ the opportunity to take home her third Oscar in seven years. Yet Conquer in 1773 with a timeless sense of Hardcastles' home. Upon arrivingat the ing, "You can define and execute your critics are abuzz over Jessica Lange in Blue Sky, a drama that sat humor, charm and satirical analysis of 18th- Hardcastles, the young men treat the own- artistic concept until you are blue in the three years on Orion's shelf when the studio went ~~L Winona Ryder manages to reap her second Oscar nommation m century society's sentimental natUre. The ers as if they are servants leaving Mr. face, but sometimes it just comes down to two years for the surprising hit, Little Women. While Susan play presents the story of Mr. and Mrs. Hardcastle with the impression that he made what will fit in the truck." Sarandon hopes that her third Oscar nod is a charm for The Client. Hardcastle and their attempt to arrange a grave mistake selecting this person for his Performances of She Stoops To Conquer Expect Miramax to put Tom and Viv in wide release soon, seeing proper marriages for their children, Tony daughter's hand. are February 16 through 18 at8:00 p.m. that Miranda Richardson fills out the category with herrole in the andKate. ForKate, they select a young man Constance slowly unravels the confusion Tickets are $10 for students and $14 for film. It's a close race between Lange and underdog Ryder - named Marlow and pick Kate's best friend, and Tony's practical joke from information general admission. CJ Constance, for Tony. One controversy Hastings gives her about his evening's anything to avoid giving Foster too much gold. covers Tony's and Constance's intense dis- events. In addition, she enjoys Hastings SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE-FEBRUARY 16, 1995 19 18 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. FEBRUARY 16, 1995 e

Cotning Crustaceans on by Kris Kazlauskas Distractions MyMind ... FroIn February 16-22, • Take Off your Pants and red frretrucks, and eating fudgesicles in Show me your Pearlies provocative manners. Personally, I think that shuttle runs and crabwalk races would be a better way to judge raw, unbridled Field, Rink, Court & Pool athletic ability. Go figure. Basketball: ND Men vs. Fordham, at Madison Square Garden, Saturday, 6:00. On the Silver Screen • E-Mail and Yo Mama Tennis: ND Men vs. Duke, Eck Pavilion, Saturday, 1:00. ND Women vs. Alabama, Eck Pavillion, Sunday, 11 :00. February 17-23 InnoGel PlusT}I Indoor Track: ND vs. Marquette & W.Michigan, Loftus Sports University Park West: 277-7336. Center, Saturday. "Boys on the Side," R, 10:00, 1:45, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40. Pubic (CRAB) Lice "Nobody's Fool," R, 10:00,2:00,4:40,7:15,9:40. Treatment Kit "Brady Bunch," PG-13, 10:00,2:15,4:30,6:45,9:00. 3 pre-dosed gel paks and an Cultural Connection University Park East: 27'7-7336. adjustable "for-your comfort" comb "Higher Learning," R, 9:30. Concerts: Baltimore Consort Renaissance musicians, "Legends of the Fall," R, 1:30, 4:15, 7:10, 9:55. Ask Your Pharmacist Washington Hall, tickets are $5 for public and $2 for students, 2:00 Sunday. "Billy Madison," PG-13, 1:45,4:00,7:00,9:00. Organ Concert by Craig Cramer, Central Christian Church of "Pulp Fiction," R, 2:00, 5:15, 8:45. Huntington, free, 4:00 Sunday. "Before Sunrise," R; 2:10,4:50,7:30,9:45. jokes the wrong way. Lectures and Seminars: "The Humor of Jesus: Like Father, "Dumb and Dumber," PG-13, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00. ''Well, I was really just trying to do an Like Son," Father David Garrick, C.S.C., Hesburgh Library Town & Country: 259-9090. eXJ:ler1lmerlt, but it rea1lyjust blew up in my . Auditorium, Saturday 7:30. ''The Quick and the Dead," R, Fri., Tues.-Thurs. 5:00, Chen said, according to a quote I 7:30, 10:00 •. Entertainment: Notre Dame Mimes for Peace will be putting from the Daily Illini, U.· of ll1inois Sat.-Mon., 2:15, 5:00, 7:30,10:00 . on a benefit show of the hit movie, Rocky IV, All proceeds will newspaper. "Heavy Weights," PG, Fri., Tues.-Thurs., 2:30, 4:45, 7:00, be donated to the Indiana Brothel Association. Show starts In the words of another King, "Can't we Saturday at Chi-Chi's at 7:00. 9:15 Sat.-Mon., 12:15,2:30,4:45,7:00,9:15 just get along?" "Just Cause," R, Fri., Tues;-Thurs., 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 Sat.-Mon., 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 Scottsdale: 259-9096 In the continuing saga of carnivorous "Brady Bunch," PG-13, 9:30, 12:00, 2:30, comes yet another tale from aime- 4:45,7:15,9:30. infested Champaign, the home of the Fight­ "Billy Madison," PG-13, 9:00, 11 :30, 1:45, 4:15, 6:45,9:00. Illini. "Nobody's Fool," R, 10:00,2:00,5:00,7:30, Thanks to an alert "loss prevention of­ 10:00. ficer:' woman and a man were arrested for "Far From Home," PG, 9:30, 12:15, 2:15, atte:mPlting to steal 'over $150 worth of 4:30, 6:45, 9:00. seafood. Scoundrels! "Legends 'of the Fall," PG-13, 10:00, 1:00, "Something smelled fishy, and as amem­ 4:00, 7:00, 9:50. of the law enforcement, I am always "Dumb and Dumber," PG-13, 9:00,12:15, aware that people are depending on me­ 2:45, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. III II EI 1111 Cinema at the Snlte: 631-7361 I~~from the little girl who loses her kitty to the "Interview With a Vampire," Fri.-Sat., 7:30 elderly woman who is accidently caught in 9:45. li\lillrljlla drive-by," said the officer who stopped "Vidas Secas (Barren Lives)," Mon., 7:00. the suspects. "Emitai," Mon., 9:15. His gut feeling was right The two sus­ "Small Happiness ina Chinese Village," had stolen one package of cooked Tues.,7:00. . shrimp ($22), a package of lobster tails "The Spider's Stratagem," Tues., 9:00. ($64),and a packag~ of king crab legs ($61). Justice prevans and all is well. 0

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Cotning Crustaceans on by Kris Kazlauskas Distractions MyMind ... FroIn February 16-22, • Take Off your Pants and red frretrucks, and eating fudgesicles in Show me your Pearlies provocative manners. Personally, I think that shuttle runs and crabwalk races would be a better way to judge raw, unbridled Field, Rink, Court & Pool athletic ability. Go figure. Basketball: ND Men vs. Fordham, at Madison Square Garden, Saturday, 6:00. On the Silver Screen • E-Mail and Yo Mama Tennis: ND Men vs. Duke, Eck Pavilion, Saturday, 1:00. ND Women vs. Alabama, Eck Pavillion, Sunday, 11 :00. February 17-23 InnoGel PlusT}I Indoor Track: ND vs. Marquette & W.Michigan, Loftus Sports University Park West: 277-7336. Center, Saturday. "Boys on the Side," R, 10:00, 1:45, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40. Pubic (CRAB) Lice "Nobody's Fool," R, 10:00,2:00,4:40,7:15,9:40. Treatment Kit "Brady Bunch," PG-13, 10:00,2:15,4:30,6:45,9:00. 3 pre-dosed gel paks and an Cultural Connection University Park East: 27'7-7336. adjustable "for-your comfort" comb "Higher Learning," R, 9:30. Concerts: Baltimore Consort Renaissance musicians, "Legends of the Fall," R, 1:30, 4:15, 7:10, 9:55. Ask Your Pharmacist Washington Hall, tickets are $5 for public and $2 for students, 2:00 Sunday. "Billy Madison," PG-13, 1:45,4:00,7:00,9:00. Organ Concert by Craig Cramer, Central Christian Church of "Pulp Fiction," R, 2:00, 5:15, 8:45. Huntington, free, 4:00 Sunday. "Before Sunrise," R; 2:10,4:50,7:30,9:45. jokes the wrong way. Lectures and Seminars: "The Humor of Jesus: Like Father, "Dumb and Dumber," PG-13, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00. ''Well, I was really just trying to do an Like Son," Father David Garrick, C.S.C., Hesburgh Library Town & Country: 259-9090. eXJ:ler1lmerlt, but it rea1lyjust blew up in my . Auditorium, Saturday 7:30. ''The Quick and the Dead," R, Fri., Tues.-Thurs. 5:00, Chen said, according to a quote I 7:30, 10:00 •. Entertainment: Notre Dame Mimes for Peace will be putting from the Daily Illini, U.· of ll1inois Sat.-Mon., 2:15, 5:00, 7:30,10:00 . on a benefit show of the hit movie, Rocky IV, All proceeds will newspaper. "Heavy Weights," PG, Fri., Tues.-Thurs., 2:30, 4:45, 7:00, be donated to the Indiana Brothel Association. Show starts In the words of another King, "Can't we Saturday at Chi-Chi's at 7:00. 9:15 Sat.-Mon., 12:15,2:30,4:45,7:00,9:15 just get along?" "Just Cause," R, Fri., Tues;-Thurs., 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 Sat.-Mon., 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 Scottsdale: 259-9096 In the continuing saga of carnivorous "Brady Bunch," PG-13, 9:30, 12:00, 2:30, comes yet another tale from aime- 4:45,7:15,9:30. infested Champaign, the home of the Fight­ "Billy Madison," PG-13, 9:00, 11 :30, 1:45, 4:15, 6:45,9:00. Illini. "Nobody's Fool," R, 10:00,2:00,5:00,7:30, Thanks to an alert "loss prevention of­ 10:00. ficer:' woman and a man were arrested for "Far From Home," PG, 9:30, 12:15, 2:15, atte:mPlting to steal 'over $150 worth of 4:30, 6:45, 9:00. seafood. Scoundrels! "Legends 'of the Fall," PG-13, 10:00, 1:00, "Something smelled fishy, and as amem­ 4:00, 7:00, 9:50. of the law enforcement, I am always "Dumb and Dumber," PG-13, 9:00,12:15, aware that people are depending on me­ 2:45, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. III II EI 1111 Cinema at the Snlte: 631-7361 I~~from the little girl who loses her kitty to the "Interview With a Vampire," Fri.-Sat., 7:30 elderly woman who is accidently caught in 9:45. li\lillrljlla drive-by," said the officer who stopped "Vidas Secas (Barren Lives)," Mon., 7:00. the suspects. "Emitai," Mon., 9:15. His gut feeling was right The two sus­ "Small Happiness ina Chinese Village," had stolen one package of cooked Tues.,7:00. . shrimp ($22), a package of lobster tails "The Spider's Stratagem," Tues., 9:00. ($64),and a packag~ of king crab legs ($61). Justice prevans and all is well. 0

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Grist for the Mill RICK GREY

r SfILl C,4/J'T TELL ()S A6AI"'; "Ef.UEVE. yov~ LETTEE. To H60 YO() lJ.X)IJ THE HEY lOOf(' TIlE. O'BSg.VEK EROOGHT, HEl5MAf\j TftOPHV" TI-IE hJ TR.lik IS 0e.1r mAT OJ AOOtJr WOl!Lb PEAcE. l

High noon - you know what I mean PastariaJ.(yo tell 'em gee) by Kris Kazlauskas Tune to slamma jamma dining hall cuisine Always smells mighty good to me PunchinfortheluncheonsoIcanstartmunchin ' Oose your eyes so you can't see I wanna meal, I wanna treat GottaplateoITater-Totsso Icanstartcnmchin' Damn! You think you're in Italy Gimme some vittles to eat Punch me in, I'll take a tray Yo, what up, NDH, whaddya got? When the rice is stickin' and the meatloaf's And then a big slab of meat Beef stir fry, chicken in the pot kickin' Veggie medley in a bowl Sauteed zucchini, baked pollack, linguini The mushroom quiche ain't finger lickin' Grist for the Mill RICK GREY Throw in a poppyseed roll Spiedano romano, egg salad, and wienies I spell reliefP-A-S-T-A California Eldorado Rompin' and a chompin' the Italian way ... so I THllJt -mE. Yummity yum casserole Splashity splish - what do you wish? G4'P1' M()5T'VE. 'BEEr-J 1)eAb I wannaseafooddish-how 'boutajumbofish Spaghetti, meat sauce, pasta primavem ~(,HT AW,~r.,{ll~ ADMIIJIS­ If the turnover's fowl filet? If you're gonna have da shells "[l.ATIOI-). 1vW.J TIlEY HAVE. Make sure the sauce is supreme No way - how 'bout a philly steak? Don't forget da marinara TO FI~\) (;jJr /.JI-lo HE. IS ' 50 THE'? CAIJ, RO'B If you see the tato's baked Top it with a little turkey broccoli bake Tri-color cheese tortellini, rigatoni HIM OUT. Then don't forget sour cream You gotta sweet tooth? I recommend the The pork loin ain't done Raise a fist of power, I'll devour spumoni Until you get the A-I Cauliflower, chicken sweet'n'sour ~ And Yankee pot roast has a flavor . Grilled cheese, asparagus and shrimp creole Chunk of bi-ead wit' ya dinner how 'bout . That is second to none Everyday I pack a nine and ham & broccoli marble rye? rolls Turtle cake, snickerdoodles and pecan pie Morning has broken, Though rookies take the cookies, upperclass­ The dining hall's open Lunch is done, gotta run gotta go men know GrabOO sugar cone, and a little Yo! (ho) That apple crwnb squares are the way to go. Rollin' to the hall, moving the legs Class in DeBartolo, time's amovin' slow Take a big bagelwich and scrambled eggs AndI'mchompin' atthebitfo' da'dinnershow But there comes a time in"everyone's day 20 below and I got jitters . When ~ertime soon must fade away Gotta gotta get blueberry fritters Let it snow, shine, hail, or rain Youheara lOOO-page paper that is callin' your Grabm banana - remove the peel When the sun goes downherecomethehunger name 01-1 Ml\~1 H· "'Cl\~ Je"'~ Pour a little sugar on the old oatmeal pains Gotta write it, but you fight it, man I know the -tl-te wff~3r;pe ... M~!be Get up to grab another Chiquita CON-B and me give the crew a call game ""tilt loIiLl WIl'k'i/- J,4WfI., Come mck with a sun-up pita And the squad's 20 deep when we hit the hall You're caught in her web, caught in a trance The dining hall goddess makes you do her But when I'm hungry, nothin', nothin' Chicken cacciatore, rice valencienne dance Beats a cranberry-orange bran muffin I like my vegetableS Italian blend Every meal excites you, every dish - a treat Glazed raised donuts and big-ass twists 'I\ma salad, tapioca, top round of beef Yo mama cooks your faY and you won't eat Sticky top buns at the top of my list Fresh fried clam strips straight from the reef A tasket, a tiskit, an egg and cheese biscuit Security caught you with a can of paint You say 'don't try the Malt-O-Meal' Buffalo hot wings, oatmeal bread Your rector thought you were a little saint I say I'm gonna risk it Chicken Acapulco keeps me well fed Never thought I'd see you sprayin' graffiti Breakfast is over, but before I'm gone Soup! There it is! It's Canadian cheese Now every wall on campus.says, "Meatless I'll slam an OJ. and a cream longjohn Chinatown fried rice and garden peas .Ziti" " The food here is poison for the brain Snake a bagel for a snack It goes on and on, beef bourguignon But you didn't know- now you feel the pain While in class, you're the mac Fettucine alfredo, veal parmesan You were once an angel, but I saw you fail But even you can't hold mck Holy moly ravioli, country fried steak All becaus~yousoldyoursoul tothedininghall The chicken patty attack Shrimp egg rolls and Gennan chocolate cake Peace. 0 22 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. FEBRUARY 16, 1995 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE II FEBRUARY 16, 1995 23 s •

Grist for the Mill RICK GREY r SfILl C,4/J'T TELL ()S A6AI"'; "Ef.UEVE. yov~ LETTEE. To H60 YO() lJ.X)IJ THE HEY lOOf(' TIlE. O'BSg.VEK EROOGHT, HEl5MAf\j TftOPHV" TI-IE hJ TR.lik IS 0e.1r mAT OJ AOOtJr WOl!Lb PEAcE. l

High noon - you know what I mean PastariaJ.(yo tell 'em gee) by Kris Kazlauskas Tune to slamma jamma dining hall cuisine Always smells mighty good to me PunchinfortheluncheonsoIcanstartmunchin ' Oose your eyes so you can't see I wanna meal, I wanna treat GottaplateoITater-Totsso Icanstartcnmchin' Damn! You think you're in Italy Gimme some vittles to eat Punch me in, I'll take a tray Yo, what up, NDH, whaddya got? When the rice is stickin' and the meatloaf's And then a big slab of meat Beef stir fry, chicken in the pot kickin' Veggie medley in a bowl Sauteed zucchini, baked pollack, linguini The mushroom quiche ain't finger lickin' Grist for the Mill RICK GREY Throw in a poppyseed roll Spiedano romano, egg salad, and wienies I spell reliefP-A-S-T-A California Eldorado Rompin' and a chompin' the Italian way ... so I THllJt -mE. Yummity yum casserole Splashity splish - what do you wish? G4'P1' M()5T'VE. 'BEEr-J 1)eAb I wannaseafooddish-how 'boutajumbofish Spaghetti, meat sauce, pasta primavem ~(,HT AW,~r.,{ll~ ADMIIJIS­ If the turnover's fowl filet? If you're gonna have da shells "[l.ATIOI-). 1vW.J TIlEY HAVE. Make sure the sauce is supreme No way - how 'bout a philly steak? Don't forget da marinara TO FI~\) (;jJr /.JI-lo HE. IS ' 50 THE'? CAIJ, RO'B If you see the tato's baked Top it with a little turkey broccoli bake Tri-color cheese tortellini, rigatoni HIM OUT. Then don't forget sour cream You gotta sweet tooth? I recommend the The pork loin ain't done Raise a fist of power, I'll devour spumoni Until you get the A-I Cauliflower, chicken sweet'n'sour ~ And Yankee pot roast has a flavor . Grilled cheese, asparagus and shrimp creole Chunk of bi-ead wit' ya dinner how 'bout . That is second to none Everyday I pack a nine and ham & broccoli marble rye? rolls Turtle cake, snickerdoodles and pecan pie Morning has broken, Though rookies take the cookies, upperclass­ The dining hall's open Lunch is done, gotta run gotta go men know GrabOO sugar cone, and a little Yo! (ho) That apple crwnb squares are the way to go. Rollin' to the hall, moving the legs Class in DeBartolo, time's amovin' slow Take a big bagelwich and scrambled eggs AndI'mchompin' atthebitfo' da'dinnershow But there comes a time in"everyone's day 20 below and I got jitters . When ~ertime soon must fade away Gotta gotta get blueberry fritters Let it snow, shine, hail, or rain Youheara lOOO-page paper that is callin' your Grabm banana - remove the peel When the sun goes downherecomethehunger name 01-1 Ml\~1 H· "'Cl\~ Je"'~ Pour a little sugar on the old oatmeal pains Gotta write it, but you fight it, man I know the -tl-te wff~3r;pe ... M~!be Get up to grab another Chiquita CON-B and me give the crew a call game ""tilt loIiLl WIl'k'i/- J,4WfI., Come mck with a sun-up pita And the squad's 20 deep when we hit the hall You're caught in her web, caught in a trance The dining hall goddess makes you do her But when I'm hungry, nothin', nothin' Chicken cacciatore, rice valencienne dance Beats a cranberry-orange bran muffin I like my vegetableS Italian blend Every meal excites you, every dish - a treat Glazed raised donuts and big-ass twists 'I\ma salad, tapioca, top round of beef Yo mama cooks your faY and you won't eat Sticky top buns at the top of my list Fresh fried clam strips straight from the reef A tasket, a tiskit, an egg and cheese biscuit Security caught you with a can of paint You say 'don't try the Malt-O-Meal' Buffalo hot wings, oatmeal bread Your rector thought you were a little saint I say I'm gonna risk it Chicken Acapulco keeps me well fed Never thought I'd see you sprayin' graffiti Breakfast is over, but before I'm gone Soup! There it is! It's Canadian cheese Now every wall on campus.says, "Meatless I'll slam an OJ. and a cream longjohn Chinatown fried rice and garden peas .Ziti" " The food here is poison for the brain Snake a bagel for a snack It goes on and on, beef bourguignon But you didn't know- now you feel the pain While in class, you're the mac Fettucine alfredo, veal parmesan You were once an angel, but I saw you fail But even you can't hold mck Holy moly ravioli, country fried steak All becaus~yousoldyoursoul tothedininghall The chicken patty attack Shrimp egg rolls and Gennan chocolate cake Peace. 0 22 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. FEBRUARY 16, 1995 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE II FEBRUARY 16, 1995 23 the Vote?

Not here. by J. Patrick Coolican

e recent campus-wide election accurately ~uates remains difficult because, quite frankly, T reflects the state of sickness that has envel­ they just do not know any better, assigning blame to oped Notre Dame. Notre Dame's students the university is quite simple; They know that there are beset by a way oflife that is entirely worldly and is a real world but they refuse to allow students to misguided, while Notre Dame's administration has reach it. They have become obsessed with the forgotten all about the intellectual spirit of the West. externalities of our existence: money, power and Too many Notre Dame students are obsessed with fame. Perhaps they should rename it Notre Dame money, power, fame and sexual fulfillment. And State. More and ~ore buildings are built for offices what is worse, they prefer these things over knowl­ for professors who do not teach. Would Socrates edge, poetry, music, truth and love. Ironically, many ever hold a di81ectic with 300 people in DeBartolo are unaware of the vast world that lies unknown to 101? Notre Dame owns ahotel,anNBC afft1iateand them. Knowledge is even considered by some as a a major radio station, but refuses to move WVFI to nuisance, more trouble than it is worth, occasionally PM, and can manage to give most students zero even forcing them to ask questions whose answers financial aid. More pertinent is the question of the they fear. Peculiarly though, they are not given the education that Notre Dame is giving to its students. Did you like what you saw in the 1994 Football Review? choice to escape their ignorance, but are victims ofan authoritarian hierarchy, held down by the chains ofa The univeristy espouses the . All pictures printed in the review are setting sometimes resembling a Brave New World. Parietals, the campus ban on cigarettes, and the , bizarre notion oftuition available through Scholastic hordes of silly regulations simply manifest the power increases at three times the relationship that exists between the University and - All photos in full color those it is supposed to serve, its students. rate ofinflation while One of ihe few outlets for change and forums for -.,8" by 10" glossy print $10.00 fundamental rectification is student government. simultaneously constructing However, the recent election apparently reflects the the largest weight room in Call Scholastic at 631-7569 and give idea that students enjoy their lifestyles. Classes with three hundred students or more; gradUate students America. the page number and description of teaching freshmen English classes and introductory philosophy classes; the bizarre notion of tuition What would Plato and Aristotle say to text books and the photo you want. increases at three times the rate of inflation, and the lecture halls? And while I am not a Christian, what simultaneous construction of the largest weight room is most frightening is that which poses as theology at in America; sitting around the dorm room watching Notre Dame. It claims "Catholic Character" when it television, perhaps drinking, and complaining about disallows gays and lesbians from meeting in a con­ members of the opposite sex; a waiting list for versation group, but attempts to justify human beings psychological counseling; walking two miles for a around the world and here in America without any­ is Off-campus students pick up your copies Patrick Coolican a measly pack of cigarettes (this may notbefundamen­ thing to eat, starving in misery and weeping in sophomore PLS tal, but it is personally enraging). Insteadofconfront­ sickness, whileNotre Dame draws construction plans of the 1994 Football Review in the majorfrom ing the administration about these injustices, the on the golden dome and Notre Dame Stadium. East Hampton. proposills from candidates ranged from cable televi­ The recent campus-wide election accurately re­ Scholastic office on the third floor of Connecticut. living in sion to an An Tostal in the fall. flects the state of sickness that has enveloped Notre Flanner Hall. While assigning culpabilitjto Notre Dame under- Dame. 0 LaFortune.

24 SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE. FEBRUARY 16, 1995 the Vote?

Not here. by J. Patrick Coolican

e recent campus-wide election accurately ~uates remains difficult because, quite frankly, T reflects the state of sickness that has envel­ they just do not know any better, assigning blame to oped Notre Dame. Notre Dame's students the university is quite simple; They know that there are beset by a way oflife that is entirely worldly and is a real world but they refuse to allow students to misguided, while Notre Dame's administration has reach it. They have become obsessed with the forgotten all about the intellectual spirit of the West. externalities of our existence: money, power and Too many Notre Dame students are obsessed with fame. Perhaps they should rename it Notre Dame money, power, fame and sexual fulfillment. And State. More and ~ore buildings are built for offices what is worse, they prefer these things over knowl­ for professors who do not teach. Would Socrates edge, poetry, music, truth and love. Ironically, many ever hold a di81ectic with 300 people in DeBartolo are unaware of the vast world that lies unknown to 101? Notre Dame owns ahotel,anNBC afft1iateand them. Knowledge is even considered by some as a a major radio station, but refuses to move WVFI to nuisance, more trouble than it is worth, occasionally PM, and can manage to give most students zero even forcing them to ask questions whose answers financial aid. More pertinent is the question of the they fear. Peculiarly though, they are not given the education that Notre Dame is giving to its students. Did you like what you saw in the 1994 Football Review? choice to escape their ignorance, but are victims ofan authoritarian hierarchy, held down by the chains ofa The univeristy espouses the . All pictures printed in the review are setting sometimes resembling a Brave New World. Parietals, the campus ban on cigarettes, and the , bizarre notion oftuition available through Scholastic hordes of silly regulations simply manifest the power increases at three times the relationship that exists between the University and - All photos in full color those it is supposed to serve, its students. rate ofinflation while One of ihe few outlets for change and forums for -.,8" by 10" glossy print $10.00 fundamental rectification is student government. simultaneously constructing However, the recent election apparently reflects the the largest weight room in Call Scholastic at 631-7569 and give idea that students enjoy their lifestyles. Classes with three hundred students or more; gradUate students America. the page number and description of teaching freshmen English classes and introductory philosophy classes; the bizarre notion of tuition What would Plato and Aristotle say to text books and the photo you want. increases at three times the rate of inflation, and the lecture halls? And while I am not a Christian, what simultaneous construction of the largest weight room is most frightening is that which poses as theology at in America; sitting around the dorm room watching Notre Dame. It claims "Catholic Character" when it television, perhaps drinking, and complaining about disallows gays and lesbians from meeting in a con­ members of the opposite sex; a waiting list for versation group, but attempts to justify human beings psychological counseling; walking two miles for a around the world and here in America without any­ is Off-campus students pick up your copies Patrick Coolican a measly pack of cigarettes (this may notbefundamen­ thing to eat, starving in misery and weeping in sophomore PLS tal, but it is personally enraging). Insteadofconfront­ sickness, whileNotre Dame draws construction plans of the 1994 Football Review in the majorfrom ing the administration about these injustices, the on the golden dome and Notre Dame Stadium. East Hampton. proposills from candidates ranged from cable televi­ The recent campus-wide election accurately re­ Scholastic office on the third floor of Connecticut. living in sion to an An Tostal in the fall. flects the state of sickness that has enveloped Notre Flanner Hall. While assigning culpabilitjto Notre Dame under- Dame. 0 LaFortune.

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