Eastern Progress Eastern Progress 1950-1951

Eastern University Year 1951

Eastern Progress - 10 Apr 1951

Eastern Kentucky University

This paper is posted at Encompass. http://encompass.eku.edu/progress 1950-51/8 ■I V 'V EASTERN PROGRESS Student Publication of EaSiern Kentucky State College J • I Volume 29 Richmond, Ky., Tuesday, April 10, 1951 Number 8 VOCATIONAL GUIDANCE PARLEY OPENS HERE Four Day Program "Harvey" Arrives On The Campus Starts Tuesday, April 17 By Ann Ilulker Eastern's second annual Vocational Guidance Confer- "Harvey" has come to Eastern's ence will be held here from April 17 through the 20th with campus. You may "see" him In the Little Theatre Club produc- more than 50 guest speakers on hand to take part in a pro- tion of the hit Broadway play, gram "to providj up to date vocational information for the HARVEY, by Grace Chase. students of Eastern." Frank Fay starred in the origi- Students will have the oppor- nal production as Elwood P. Dowd, tunity of attending 24 sessions on the genial crackpot, with his in- KEA Vacation subjects ranging from "Teaching visible friend, Harvey. Josephine As A Profession," "Social Work,-' who starred in the original play "Industrial Arts," "Music, Art and is now an Academy Award win- Begins Thursday Drama," "Law and Banking," to ner for her portrayal of Veta In "The Church-Related Vocations," the movie. James Stewart played Spring vacation will begin on and "Radio, Television and Jour- Elwood in the movie. Thusday, April 12, and end on nalism." Various other fields of The play will be given Thursday, Saturday, April 14, according to vocation will also be covered. Mr. Melvin E. Mattox, Registrar. May 3, in the Hiram Brock Audi- Conference Opens torium. While students are relaxing and Since his arrival, Harvey has enjoying themselves for three The conference will officially been busy visiting around the days, teachers from all over the open Tuesday, April 17 at 9 a. m., campus. When asked his opinion state will be attending the 79th in the Little Theatre. This open- annual K. E. A. Convention in ol Eastern, Harvey stated that he MR. ARTHUR A. KLEIN, Vice- MISS FRANCIS H. CUNNING- DR. A. W. HOMBERGER, Profes- ing session will be in "Chemis- 1IAM, Professor of Nursing, sor and Head of Biochemistry, Louisville. The three day meeting try." Dr. Henry R. Krieder, of thought the students very friend- President of the Mulllcan Adver- will open_on Wednesday, April 11. ly and that he liked the Grille in ising ompany, Louisville, will Frances Payne Bolton School of School of Medicine, University of the William S. Merrill Company Nursing, Western Reserve Unl- Louisville, will speak on "Medl- Approximately 2.000 teachers and ol , is the principal the S. U. B. best of all. He de- speak on "Advertising and Busi- school administrators are expect- clared that the girls were as ness." verslty, will speak on "Nursing." cine and Chemstry." u speaker. pretty as any he'd seen, and that ed to attend. Tuesday's activities will con- he hoped everyone of them would Formal opening of the conven- clude at 4 p. m. in the Little Ihe- attend the play. He continued to tion will be preceded by a meet- atre when Mr. Ben Shaver and say, however, that he had been ing of the 210-member Delegate Mr. William A Edie will speak very busy with rehearsals almost Assembly, policy-making body of on "How to Apply for a Job." Mr. every night and consequently had i-he KEA, the afternoon of April Shaver is head of the Civil Engine- had little opportunity to observe 11. That body will meet again the ering Department at the Univer- Eastern's night life. During the following afternoon to nominate sity of Kentucky and Mr. Edie day he accompanies Harold Rich- officers. The officers will be elect- ij Office Employment ardson, who plays Dowd, to all ed by secret ballot the conclud- of the Girdler Corporation of his classes. Afer accidentally ing day of the convention. Louisville. t; overhearing a few conversations, Miss Eilza Clark of Russell, as- On Wednesday, the opening Harvey expressed a desire to see sociation president, and Dr. Corma conference is scheduled for 10 a. a "suitcaser," a "Rah-Rah" girl, Mowrey, president of he National Bt, at the chapel. Miss Emily the Ravine and "Burnam Beach" Education Association, will ' bo Chervenik, of the Placement and before his departure. He also among speakers April 12. Occupational Counseling Bureau hopes to meet Modzart. Earl J. McGrath, U. S. commis- from the University ot Wiscon- Hard-working Mr. Keith Brooks sioner of education, wil be prin- sin, will speak on "Relating Your is directing the play. In the cast cipal speaker at the final general Major to Your Job Choice." The are Harold Richardson as the session April 13. New KEA offi- final session on this day will take amiable, eccentric Elwood P. cers also will be installed at that place in the Little Theatre at 4 Dowd; Leonora Noll as his sister, session. p. m. when Lt. Ruth Hagerling Veta Louise Simmons; Patricia The convention program will will speak on "Women in the Miller as Myrtle Mae Simmons, include, in addition to the general Armed Services. Lt. Hagerling is his niece; Anne Hulker as his sessions, 39 sectional meetings, attached to the U. S. N&vy Re- aunt Ethel; Doyle as nine breakfasts, 18 luncheons and cruiting Statiin at Cincinnati. Ruth Kelly, R. N.; Dick Wilson five dinners sponsored by various Activities Thursday as Duane Wilson, the sanitarium groups. attendant, Martin J. Cunningham MR. LEE PELLEY, Principal, ELVIS J. STAHR, JR, Dean of DR. R. E. SHAVER, Head of the Miss Martha Remmy, Art Dir- II as Df. Sanderson; Joseph Rich Eleventh District School, Covlng- ' _, , ,. , „ , _ Department of Civil Engln<*rlng, Mentioned as possible candi- ector and Package Designer of as Dr. Chumley; Betty Hume as ton. will speak in a panel dis- the Law University of Kentucky, will speak dates for president to succeed Miss Uie Richardson Taylor Globe Cor- Betty Chumbley; Harry gcalos as cussion on "Teaching." School, will speak on "Law." on "Engineering." Clark are C. D. Redding, superin- poration of Cincinnati, will open Judge Omar Gaffney, and William tendent of Frankfort city schools the activities at 9 a. m., speaking Greynolds as the cab driver, E. J. j.nd KEA first vice president; Ly- on "Applied Arts," in the Blue Lofgren. man V. Ginger, director of the De- Room of the S. U. B. Conference Program partment of Instruction and Place- The final* session Thursday Aptitude Tests For ment of the University of Ken- starts at 7 p. m. in the Hiram "Belle Lettres" TUESDAY, APRIL 17, 1951 lucky College of Education and Brock Auditorium. A panel dis- V president of the Kentucky High cussion on "Teaching," will be led Invites Writers CHEMISTRY: 9:10 A. M., Little Theater; chairman, Pauline School Athletic Association, and by Miss Louise Combs of the Hillard; Speakers, Dr. Henry R. Krieder, William S. Merrill Com- .Mrs. Jesse Adams, teacher at La- Slate Department of Education. Do you like to write? If you College Students pany, Cincinnati; discussion leader, Gordon Homes; faculty consul- fayette High school, Lexington. Other members of the panel are; do, why not contribute to Belle tants, Mr. Meredith Cox,and Dr. Thomas Herndon. Mr. Lee Pelley, Principal of tne Lettves? Short stories, biograph- Eleventh School of Covington, ies, poems are eligible. Belle Let- To Determine LIBRARY WORK: 9:10 a. m., room 202, Student Union Building; MissFowlerDesigns Miss Minnie Gibbs, Principal oi tres la a magazine published by chairman, Evelyn Rogers; speakers, Dr. Leslie I. Posts, College of the John H. Heywood elementary tne Canterbury Club here at Military Status Arts and Sciences, University of Kentucky, Lexington, and Miss Souvenir Plates school of Louisville, Mr. Fled Ed- Lastern. The magazine is sup- Frances Mason, Army Librarian, Richmond; discussion leader. Thom- monds, Regional Supervisor of posted entirely by sales made. Twenty educational institutions asine McKenzie; faculty consultants, Miss Mary Floyd and Mrs. J. Miss Allie Fowler, assistant In-Service Teaching Training ol Read the next issue. Your best over Kentucky are included among Lester Miller. professor of Art, has produced a the State Department of Educa- friend may be another Shakes- centers where an estimated 800,- souvenir plate of Eastern. It has, tion, Mr. Russell Bridges, Super- SOCIAL WORK: 9;10 a. m., room 201 Student Union" Building; as its center, a pitcure of the peare! Anyone interested is invit- 000 college student may take ap- intendent of the Fort 'ihoinao ed to submit material before chairman, Saca Margaret Griggs; speakers, Dr. Howell V. Williams, Student Union building and an City Schools, Dr. J. D. Coates oi Spring vacation to Dr. Clark, titude tests May 26, June 16 and Dean, Kent School of Social Work, and Miss intricate border which is inter- Model- High and- Mrs. Manuc Evelyn Rogers, Dallas Miller or June 30. Mary Katherine Josper, former executive director of Florence Crit- woven with symbols of all depart- West Scott, Supervising Teachei Bill Stron*,. *~:~— -«- The tests will det..<«rine whotl.tr tenton Home, Lexington; discussion leader, Joan Neff; faculty con- ments and extra-curricular organi- of Rural Demonstration Scnooi r sultants, Mr. William B. Hopp, and Dr. Anna A. Schnieb. zations of Eastern. The plate is from Eastern. the students are sufficiently pro- clone in black on white with a Milestone Staff mising as college material to war- BUSINESS: 2:10 p. m., Little Theater; chairman, Pat Rickey; contrasting band of .maroon. These Friday Finale rant their deferment from mili- speakers, Mr. Ben Shaver, Secretary-Treasurer, American Air Filter plates are on sale at $2.50 each Opening session first Friday is Completes Work tary service. Conmany, Louisville, Mr. William A. Edie, Office Employment Man- and may be ordered directly from at 9 a. m., in the Little Theatre. The centers were chosen on the ager, The Girdler Corporation, Louisville, and Mrs. Lawrence A. Miss Fowler or the College Book Mr. Arthur A. Klein, of the Mul- basis of population, college and Davis, Jr., American Air Filter Company, Louisville; discussion lead- Store. Miss Fowler is busy now lican Advertising Company ol Plans Are Underway - school location, and proximity to er, Jim Cunningham; faculty consultants, Mr. M. E. Mattox, Miss designing other buildings for the Louisville, and' Mrs. Eunice Ruth For 1952 Annual other centers. Anna Gill, and Mr. Alex Mcllvaine. center. It will be-possible eventu- of the Wolf Wile Company of ally to get a series Ofplates with Lexington will speak on "Busi- Each center is identified by a PHYSICAL EDUCATION, SOCIAL SERVICE, RECREATION: By Patsy McAneUy number. Applicants for the tests the various buildings on Eastern'? ness,^ — Everyone waiting for a detailed 2:10 p. m., Blue Room, Student Union Building; chairman, Dolores campus as centers. Miss Fowler At the same hour, a discus- must lrentlfy the center of their Walker; panel discussion, leader.Mr. Paul McBrayer, Basketball Coach, report on the Mileston will have choice by the number and city. also expects soon to have ready sion on "Medicine and Dentistry" to wait a little longer for any- Eastern, Mr. T. J. Rantz, Recreatioon Director, Veterans' Hospital, for the market, stationery with will take place in Room 202 of thing definite. The members of The Kentucky centers include: Lexington, Mr. Ralph Carlisle, Head Coach, Lafayette High School. engravings of Eastern scenes. the S- U..B. Speakers at this ses- the Milestone staff have done 390 Ashland, Ashland Junior Col- Lexington, and Mrs. James C. Burnett, Social Service Worker, Lex- sion are Dr. A. W. Homberger, of their part here and turned in the lege; 391 Barbourville, Union Col- ongton; discussion leader, Ross Herron. the University of Louisville School work according to schedule. lege; 392 Berca, Berea College; Senor de la Rosa oi medicine and Dr. W. F. O'Don-' Whether it comes out late in 393 Bowling Green, Bowling INDUSTRIAL ARTS: 2:10 p. m., Room 202, Student Union nell Jr., M. D. of Hazard. These May as planned depends now on Gieen College of Commerce; 394 Building; chairman. Reed Elliott; speakers, Mr. James A. Caywood, Is Chapel Hit two sessions will close the con- the publishers. At the present Bowling Green Western State Superintendent, Kenton County Schools, Covington, and Mr. Glen A. ference. College; 395 Covington, Villa Ma- Smith, Director of Industrial Relations, Westinghouse, Richmond; the editor is receiving proofs of One of the best chapel pro- (See schedule for all sessions). the pages from the printer. donna College; 396 Danville, Cen- discussion leader, Arvey Maggard; faculty consultants, Mr. Homer grams of the year was presented A- surprise report about the tre, College of Kentucky; 397 Davis, Mr. Ralph Whalin, Mr. N. G. Denniston. here last Wednesday by Senor theme, color, and contents of the Frankfort, Frankfort High School; Roberto de la Rosa, Cultural 398 Frankfort, Kentucky State HOW TO APPLY FOR A JOB: 4:10 p. m. Little Theater; chair- Mr. "Van" Awaits Milestone will come out in the College; 399 Georgetown, George- Agent of the Mexican Govern- Progress in May. man, Vivian Pelley; skit, Shirley LeFevers, Dick Wilson, Jean Linder, ment presently assigned at St town College; 400 Lexington, Uni- Bill McClanahan; speakers, Mr. Ben Shaver, Mr. William A. Edie. 16th Band Camp Plan For Next Year versity of Kentucky; 401 Louis- Louis. ville, Louisville Municipal College; WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18, 1951 Highlighting a n informative By Betty Smith Plans for the '52 Milestone pub- 402 Louisville, University of Louis- talk on the importance of "better lication next year are underway. ville; 403 Morehead, Morehead RELATING YOUR MAJOR TO YOUR JOB CHOICE: 10:10 a. m., feeling" in Pan-American rela- The Foster Music Camp which The students working on this are Hiram Brock Auditorium; presiding, Francis Rothwell; introduction, is held annually at Eastern be- juniors and sophomores this year. State College; 404 Murray, Murray tions, Senor de la Rosa sang some State College; 405 Owensboro President W. F. O'Donnell; speaker, Miss Emily Chervenik, Assistant of his own country's folk songs gins Its sixteenth season on June Advisors .'or the Milestone are Senior High School; 406 Paducah, Dean of Women in charge of Placement and Occupational Counseling, while playing his guitar. He con- 17, 1951. For five weeks, students looking for students to fill these Paducah Junior College; 407 Rich- University of Wisconsin, Madison, Wisconsin. . • cluded his program with a warmly from all over America and Canada position*: ] ditor-who has charge mond, Eastern Kentucky State received takeoff on hillbilly music. will be under the direction of of publication, Business Manager- College; 408 Williamsburg, Cum- MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY, PHARMACY, BACTERIOLOGY: 2:10 James E. Van Peursem, director who handles all business affairs, p m., Blue Room, Student Union Building; chairman, Dorothy Ogden; of Eastern's Music Department. Class Compositors-people who see berland College; 409 Wilmore, As- bury College. speakers Dr. L. H. South, Head of State Board of Health, Louisville, Vice Versa Dance The camp is avai|able to those that the pictures of each class Mr William Curry, Past President of State Board of Pharmacy, Lex- students who play In high school are in order and properly labeled, ington Miss Marilyn Trieschman, Medical Technician and Intructor, Proves Big Hit bands or orchestras. By April 15th, Theme Advisors-who plan the Initiation Held By Jewish Hospital, Cincinnati; discussion leader, R. B. MeEndre; faculty quotas for instruments will be theme of the annual and work consultants, Mr. A. L. Whitt, Mr. Meredith Cox, Mr. A. B. Carter. made from those applications with the art advisor carrying By Kay Wilson which have been received. Appli- through the theme. Photograph Home Ec Club ENGINEERING: 2:10 p. m., Room 202., Student Union Building; On the night of March 30, and cants are chosen by qualifications Editor-responsible for the snap- chairman, Robert Bauer; speaker, Dr. R E* Shaver, College of Engi- and priority of application. shots and local photographs and By Marijra Harrison ssi n 1 with my best manners — even neering, University of Kentucky, Lexington; di8cu ° te^-C'U ' though I was kept waiting 15 Mr. Van Peursem will be ably Typists-type for the printer. ton Helton; faculty consultants. Dr. J. G. Black, Dr. Smith Park, Mr. abetted by the Music Department The editor and business man- On Tuesday, March 19th, the minutes—I remembered to hold Alvin McGlassen. . ^ all doors open for my charming members and other outstanding ager are selected by Mr. Brock Home Ec Club held formal initi- musicians. The daily schedule will and President O'Donnell. ation services for fourteen new " MUSIC. ART, DRAMA: 2:10 p. m., Little Theater; chairman, date, and to walk on the outside members. In a very interesting of the walk. - ■ consist of band and orchestra re-' It is hoped to lay the general Florence Childress; speakers, Mr. John Zurfluh. Assistant Supervisor hearsals, possibly three public con- plan for the Milestone this April way the program committee pre- of Music, Louisville Public Schools, Miss Claudia Payne, Art Director, We arrived. When the Double K certs per week, ensemble rehears- so that contracts can be let this sented the history of the club and Ft Thomas City Schools, Mrs. Lolo Robinson, Associate Director, begain to play, I held out my als, instrumental classes, march- the Home Ec Department at East- Guignol Theater. University of Kentucky, Lexington; discussion lead- hand. We danced. summer. Until the evening was over I ing, recitals and listening hours. The purpose is to make it pos- ern. A career pageant depicted er Betty Lee Nordheim; faculty consultants, Dr. Roy B. Clark, Mr. Former Foster campers have gone sible for the Milestone editor to the various fields for which a Keith Brooks, Mr. Thomas B. Stone, Qr. Fred P. Giles. assumed the manners of a per- on to play wjtji the Cincinnati, begin at the first of school next Home Ec Major is qualified. fect escort. Not until the chimes Louisville, Baltimore and Toronto year to avoid rush, and insure The A F. E. A. awards were LAW AND BANKING: 2:10 p. m., Room 201, Student Union in the Student Union struck 12:00 Symphony Orchestras. Others are given to the following seniors: Building; chairman, Robert Buckley; speakers Dr. flvis J. Stahr did I, like Cinderella, become my the annual's arrival before the - now serving as successfull and school term ends. Mrs. Charles Brown, Lorene Bur- Jr Dean College of Law, University of Kentucky, Lexington, and old self again. Though the Vice Versa Dance was lots of fun, it's inspirational high school and col- Any Junior or sophomore who ris, and Nellie Lou Steele. A Tea Mr ThomasGraham, The Banker. Bond Company. Louisville; dis- lege music instructors. I wishes to have a position should was held in Walnut Hall following (Continued on Page 2) Just aa nice to be a girl again. tee Dr. LaFuxe as toon at pottible. the ceremony t ' Is Page Two EASTERN PROGRESS Tuesday, April 10, 1951 \ Eastern Progress Published semi-monthly during the school year by students of Eastern Kentucky State College Member Kentucky Intercollegiate Press Association National Editorial Association Kentucky Press Association i Associated Collegiate Press Intercollegiate Press Entered at the Post Office at Richmond as second class matter under Act of March 3, 1879 V Student Union Means That All of you have possibly noticed by now the sign in the Grille prohibiting soft drinks in the Rec. Room. No doubt at first this seemed like an infringement on our cherished liber- ties, but really it isn't. Let's be honest with ourselves. There isn't a campus in the country with a S. U. B. that surpasses ours and few having one that equals it. Visitors to the cam- pus seek it out and yet we keep it looking like a perennial MR. HIM. CODY, Baptist Student DR. JAMES W. GLADDEN, Pro- "pig-stye" by discarding cokes, coffee and other liquids care- Union, University of Kentucky, lessor of Family Sociology, Unl- EASTERN HUMORETTES lessly about the floors and furniture. The name Student wlll speak on "The Church-Re- \erslty of Kentucky, will speak lated Vocations." on "Marriage as a Career." OKAY Union means just that. It is a place where Students may re- I fell In love with a girl named lax and enjoy themselves during leisure tfcne. For this privi- Kay; NIGHT WATCH lege we must maintain it decently. A good thing to, use for Then Edith came in view. "You should be^ .more careful I found, though, that you cannot to pull your shades at night. I a guide would be this old saying-"Act here as you do in your Conference Program Have your Kay and Edith, too! saw you kiss your "wife last home." (Continued from Page 1) night." POST-MORTEM "Ha, ha, the Joke's on you. I cussion leader, Bill Strong; faculty consultants, Mrs. Mary E. Barn- The flagpole sitter felt quite bad, wasn't home last night." hill, Mr. W. J. Moore. His wife had passed away; Draft Standards Too High? FOREVER v And so he climbed the pole and N WOMEN IN THE ARMED SERVICES: 4:10 p. m., Little The- Sat at half-mast all that day. ALCATRAZ—The pen with a America will be ill-prepared for all-out war unless its ater; chairman, Pat Walker; speakers, Lt. Ruth Hagerling, WAVES, lifetime guarantee. armed forces abandon the unreasonable high standards which U. S. Navy Recruiting Station, Cincinnati, Captain Margaret L. FALSE PHASE are screening able men into the 4-F junk pile. Coughlin, WAFS, Advisor for -Kentucky Military District for I'll go no more to masquerades, PETTING FEE Recruiting of WAC, Columbus; discussion leader, Doris Schuh; facul- You needn't even ask; "We certainly had a good time That's the finding of a Cosmopolitan magazine reporter ty consultants, Colonel William D. Paschall, Miss Ida Teater, Miss I won first prize the other nght— for ten cents." '' who claims that the new mental test for the service would Miss Virginia Blackburn. I didn't wear a mask! "Yes, I wonder how my little have eliminated some of the best fighting men of World War brother spent it." H, including Congressional Medal of Honor winners. MARRIAGE AS A CAREER: 7:00 p. m. Hiram Brock Auditor- SILENT BORE ium; chairman, Betty Lee Nordheim; speaker, Dr. J. W. Gladden, Of all the people that we meet FIRST CHOICE Writing on "The 4-F Scandal" in the March issue, the Department of Sociology, University of Kentucky, Lexington. The ones who really bore us 1st Old Maid: "Which do you reporter quotes Selective Service Director Lewis Hershey as THURSDAY, APRIL 19, 1951 Are not the folks who talk so desire most in a husband—brains, saying that he doesn't believe six million of the nation's 150,- much, wealth, or appearance?" 000,000 people could pass present-day induction standards. APPLIED ARTS: 9:10 a. m., Room 202, Student Union Building; But those who just ignore us! 2nd Lady-ln-Waltlng: "Appear- According to the article, "an artful draft dodger could chairman. Bill Hoskins; speakers, Miss Martha Remmy, Art Director ance, of course, and the sooner and Package Designer, Richarson Taylor Globe Corporation, Cincinr, LAMB-ITCH the better." deliberately flunk the Armed Forces' mental test. Despite nati; discussion leader, Jane Logan; faculty consultants, Miss Allie Some folks think that fleas are double checks on flunkers, fifty percent of the men rejected Fowler, Mr. Dean Gatwood. black, PAN-CAKE between last July and October were turned down for failure But I don't think that's so, A little rouge, a little curl, to pass the mental examinations." THE -CHURCH—RELATED VOCATIONS: 9:10 a. m., LitUe 'Cause Mary had a little lamb A box of powder,- a pretty girl. Theater; chairman, Tommy Grise; speakers, Mr. Bill Cody, BapUst With fleas as white as snow! A little rain, away she goes, The author states that one out of every four registrants Student Union, University of Kentucky, Lexington, Mrs. Dan Thomas, A homely girl with a freckled nose. is rejected for physical defects. He names top-flight athletes Jr., Maxwell Street Presbyterian Church, Lexington; discussion BUM QUESTION SO TIRED —golfers, gridiron stars and players—who were leader, Jamie Griggs; faculty consultants, Mr. William Stocker, Dr. Beggar: "Have you got enough Nothing gives you that run- listed as 4-F*s during World War II. "Today," he points out, Fred A. Engle. money for a cup of Java?" down feeling quicker than Jay- Student: "Oh, I'll manage some- walking. "the armed forces have raised, instead of lowered, the un- GOVERNMENT WORK: 9:10 a. m. Blue Room; chairman, Bar- how, thank you." reasonable standards they applied during, the last war." bara Asher; speaker, Mr. John Ryan, Chief of the Examining Di- RED GENIUS Colonel Warner Bowers, chief surgical consultant to the vision, U. S. Sixth Civil Service Region, Cincinnati; discussion leader, DEAD BIGHT "Oh boy!" cried the Russian in- Don Fields; faculty consultants, Dr. Charles A. Keith, Mr. D. J. ventor, who had got hold of an Army, believes that the wholesale rejection of selectees is a Carty. She: "And if I refuse, wll you national disgrace, says the reporter. The same officer, he commit suicide?" American mail order catalogue. adds, drew up a memorandum showing that the 4F"s could RADIO, TELEVISION, JOURNALISM: 2:10 p. m., Room 202, He: "That's been my usual cus- "Look at all these wonderful new Student Union Building; chairman, Bobby Grise; speakers, Miss Dor- tom." things to invent." handle more than fifty per cent of the Army's jobs. cas Ruthenbeurg, Director of Public Affairs Programing, Station WHAS, Louisville, Mr. John Ed Pearce, Associate Editor, The Courier- NO ROOM JEST FOR FUN Journal, Louisville; discussion leader, Bill Grynolds; faculty consult- Customer: "Look here, waiter, An English professor of medi- ants, Mr. William A. Keene, Mr. Paul Duncan, Miss Pearl Buchanan. I ordered chicken pie, and there cine wrote on his blackboard: Pro- Beware of Campus Drivers isn't a single piece of chicken in fessor Jones informs his students HOME ECONOMICS: 2:10 p. m., Little Theater; chairman, Bet- it." that he has become honorary doc- Boys and girls of college age are supposedly endowed ty Jo Williams; speakers, Miss Jane Melton, Supervisor, Home Eco- Waiter: "What of it? We also tor to the King. with common sense. They should be capable of differentiat- nomics Education, Department of Education, Frankfort, Miss Lucille serve cottage cheese, but there Later, while the doctor was out ing between the foolish and the sensible. A day on the cam- Creech, Nutrition Consultant, State Department of Health; discus- isn't a cottage in it." of the room, a student added these sion leader, Lorene Burris; faculty consultants, Miss Mary K. Burrier, words: God save the King! pus and one begins to doubt the foregoing. To begin with, Miss Virginia Musick, Miss Evelyn Slater. SHE-SICK the campus has more than its share of cars, naturally driv- HIGH CLASS ing congestion follows. This in itself is a problem without AGRICULTURE: 2:10 p. m.. Room 201, Student Union Building; She: You remind me of the sea. chairman: Joe Taylor Turpin; speaker, Dr. Levi J. Horlacher, Assis- He: Because I'm so wild, reck- Adams: "What was the most adding to it the number of crazy speed merchants who care- tant Dean, College of Agriculture and Home Economics, University less, and romantic ? wonderful accomplishment of the en through the campus with reckless abandon, endangering of Kentucky, Lexington; discussion leader, Gary Russell; faculty con- She: No, because you make me Romans?" the lives of the lower grade students as well as those of their sultants, Mr. A. B. Carter, Mr. James R. Turner, Mr. William Stocker. sick! Student: "Learning Latin." fellow classmates. NURSING: 9:10 A. M., Room 201, Student Union Building; Chair- Most of the congestion is caused by those drivers who man, Mary Louise Sininger; Speaker, Miss Frances H. Cunningham, insist on parking in front of the Training School in the re- Professor of Nursing, Frances Payne Bolton School of Nursing, Western stricted zones. The aftermath is that parents picking their Reserve University, ; Discussion Leader, Peggy Hinton; Fac- STUDENT PERSONALITY children up or letting them out must double park to do so. ulty Consultants, Mrs. Georgia Anderson, R. N, and Mrs. Carl Todd, The necessity for these tots to go on the street to enter or R. N. leave the parent's car makes them likely prey for some of MEDICINE AND DENISTRY: 9:10 A. M., Room 202, Student these menaces behind wheels. Think of it this way. A car is Union Building; Chairman, Harold Moberly; Speakers, Dr. A. W. Hom- berger, School of Medicine, University of Louisville, and Dr. William F. a wonderful invention, an almost indispensable convenience O'Donnell, Jr., Hazard; Discussion Leader, John Blackburn; Faculty and a true enjoyment. But at the same time, in the hands of. Consultants, Dr. H. H. LaFuze, Mr. A. L. Whitt, Dr. J. G. Black, Dr. "a "moron" it is a deadly murder weapon and a source of Harvey C. Blanton. great sorrow. If we realize the plus and minus possibilities TEACHING: 7:00 P. M., Hiram Brock Audtiorium;- Chairman, J2k of it. it will help us to operate it with full regard for our lives Keith Wiggins; Introduction of Speakers, President W. F..P'Donnell; and the lives of others. —Betty Mayo Panel Discussion; Leaders, Miss Louise Combs, State Department of mm I m Education, Frankfort; Mr.- Lee Pelley, Principal, Eleventh District School, Covington; Miss Minnie Gibbs, Principal, John H. Heywood Elementary School, Louisville; Mr. Fred Edmonds, Regional Super- You, Too, Need Guidance visor, In-Servlce Teacher Training, State Department of Education; Dr. J. D. Coates, Principal, Model High School; Mrs. Mamie West Scott, As the time for Vocational Guidance Conferences ap- Supervising Teacher, Rural Demonstration School; Mr. Russell E. proaches, note the keen interest of some and the callous in- Bridges, Superintendent, Ft. Thomas Public Schools, Ft. Thomas; difference of others at the prospect of being active partici- Faculty Consultants, Dr. D. Thomas Ferrell, Mr. R. A. Edwards, Dr. ' pants. Note too, how many realize the full meaning of this Noel B. Cuff. term and the tremendqus bearing it has on them and the years directly ahead. FRIDAY, APRIL 20, 1951 A student of English could tell you that the word "voca- BUSINESS—Advertising, Merchandising, Retailing, Marketing: 9:10 A. M., Little Theater; Chairman, Claude Bivins; Speakers, Mr. tion" comes from the Latin "voco-vocare," meaning call or Arthud A. Klein, Vice-President, The MuUican Advertising-Company, calling. Applying this to ourselves it means simply our calling Louisville; Mrs. Eunice Ruth, The Wolf-Wile Company, Lexington; in life, whether it be teaching, flying or some other field of Discussion Leader, Margaret Striepe; Faculty Consultants, Mr. R. R. endeavor. You may say, "Fine, but why worry about it nlw?" Richards, Miss Margaret Moberly, Miss Anna Gill. Now is the most opportune time because you must put mean- ing into college and this can only be done by having some MRS. BETTY SMITH basic drive or incentive for being in school. Introducing Mrs. Betty Anne Webb Smith, a recent Eastern If we do not know what our aspirations are or which bride. This attractive young Commerce Major from Ashland way we are going, how can we hope to be successful! in later is one of those three outstanding drum majorettes who headed years. These conferences bring to the campus people from Eat At The Eastern's fine marching band the past year. This blue-eyed the walks of life we will one day be treading. They have en-41 lass recently won the "Miss Television" contest in Huntington, W. Va. The title earned Betty a trip to where she joyed various degrees of success and are in an excellent posi- participated in the first national "Miss Television" contest. Al- tion to know the ingredients that lead to this happy state. If though currently serving the dual role of housewife and student, we go on the assumption that we are here to prepare for the Betty entertains the secret ambition of singing with a dance later years, how can we be honest with ourslves if we spurn band. She also had a part in the recent campus production, the advice of such people as these.' We pride ourselves with SWEET SHOPPE "Years Ago." being realists so why not face reality and enter into these events with open eyes and enilghtened attitude. Frank Leahy

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PICKUP and DELIVER — CASH and CARRY Service Phona 7 South Second Straat North Third Street Phone 1165 JEWCT.E BS , STUDENT CHARGE ACCOUNTS WELCOME u • • Tuesday. April 10, 1951 EASTERN PROGRESS Page Three _X ALUMNI NEWS The Faculty Says Louisville-Eastern Red Cross Teaches Basketball Change By Betty Hume Club Has Meeting WaterSafetyHere Made to Quartet? Drama in Three Acts Mm. Boothe Dies Brown In Navy Time: The Present The Louisville Eastern Club had The Madison County Chapter of College, A. A. U. and Y. M Mrs. Maggie Boothe, widow of Everette G. Brown, class of Setting: Faculty Club a dinner meeting on Thursday, the American Red Cross sponsored C. A. basketball games will be Professor I. H. Boothe died 1949, is now in the Navy. His ad- Leche: "This is a nice day, March 29 in a private dinning a Water Safety Instructor Train- played in 10-minute quarters in March 23, 1951 and was buried dress is U S. S. Renville (APA RIGHT! room of the May Flower Hotel. ing Course which convened on the future instead of 20-minute In the Richmond Cemetery on 227) c|o F. P. O., San Francisco, Cuff: "That's an interesting ob- Mr. Joe Meccia, '37, President of Monday evening, April 2, at the halves, the joint rules committee March 24. Professor and Mrs. California servation." the group presided. In a brief Weaver Health building. The voted recently. Keith: "Any of you birds going business session preceding the course was of fifteen hours dura- Boothe came to Richmond in 1907 I.ohr Coaching The change was the only one where Professor Boothe was a out for baseball?" program, Jack Holt, class of 1948, tion and was open to the public made in the code by the group member of the original foculty Marc Lohr, class of 1949, is now Bums: "There's Just not enough was elected President, Mrs. Ei- Fifteen people enrolled and those which controls the playing of the of the newly established East- coaching and teaching history and time." leen Fight Sparks-Vice President, who completed it are authorized game in both the ern Kentucky State Normal science at Coalton, Ohio. Marc Samuels: "I've become soft- Mrs. Claude Harris (Ann Stig- to teach swimming and life saying and* Canada. The committee is School. A son, John Boothe, and and Mrs. Lohr, the former Mary hearted in the past few years." litz), class of 1940-Secretary, and classes for tHas Red Cross. made up of representatives from a daughter, Mrs. Mary Boothe "Mick" Merrill, have one daugh- Witt: "Any questions?" Chester Rose. '32, was elected N. C. AA., or collegiate phase of Park, survive. ter, Barbara Joanne, age four Burrier: "Uh—uhm—" Treasurer of the Club. the game, the A. A. U, Y. M. C. A., Fitzpatrick In Armed Servloea years. The Lohr's address is Box Curtain Mr. Meccia Introduced Mr. M. high schools and of Canada. 38, Coalton, Ohio. Act H The Exchange H. D. Fitzpatrick, Jr., class of E. Mattox of Eastern's Faculty The high schools will continue 1942, of Prestonsburg, has been Keene: "And now, I have a little and Mrs. Mattox, class of '25, and Smyth in Aleutians dessert for you today." (passing The Berea College Debate and playing eight-minute quarters. called back Into the Armed Ser- Miss Mary McKinney, Executive Discussion teams won top honors vices. "Buddy" was on inactive Henry Burke Smyth, class of out test) Secretary of the Alumni Associa- The interval between the "firsi 1950, recently wrote a very inter- Giles: "Now, I think that's real tion, who In turn introduced Dr. in the National Tau Kappa Alpha and second quarters and between reserve with a rank of Captain. Conference held recently at Lin- He was a finance officer in' World esting letter from Amchitka, "the cute." and Mrs. George Tindell. Dr. Tin- the third and fourth quarters was Florida of the Aleutians," to Miss McKinney: "All right, now let's coln Memorial University. They cut to one.minute. Previously the War II and had an exceptionally dell is a new member of the won this honor against 250 repre- high rating. He will report March Ida Pearl Teater, Critic Teacher get back to the subject." Faculty in the History Depart- high schools had been given e at Model High. Mr. Smyth is May: "The IDEA in that is cer- sentatives from 30 other colleges two-minute rest. All quarters will 30 for reinduction training at In- ment. Mr. Norbert Rechtin, '38, from the . entire United States dianapolis. stationed at Amchitka with the tainly a good IDEA. led the entire group in singing start with a jump ball. United States Navy and he ex- Cox: "Why do you do this to —THE WALLPAPER, Berea Col- Big 7 To Experiment Mr. Fitzpatrick was President several choruses. Miss Florence lege. of the Eastern Alumni Associa- pressed his desire to receive mail me? Why do you treat me like Champion, class of 1939, was at The law makers, who had been from all of his friends at Eastern, this?" In intramural basketball play at tion for 1949-50 and is now a the piano. Mr. Meccia then turned U. K. one team recently trotted asked by the coaches not to tamp- member of the Executive Com- and also to Join the Alumni-As- Schneib: "Now, now, dearie." the chair over to the new presi- er with the rules, also said that sociation in order to keep up with Act HI off the floor smiling happily af- mittee. Mrs. Fitzpatrick, the form- dent, Jack Holt. Mr. Holt intro- ter freezing the ball successfully some games in the Big Seven er Martha Jane Thompson, and the Progress, especially. Deniston: "Those guys up at duced the speaker of the evening, Conference would be played un- In his letter Mr. Smyth tells the State Department don't agree for the last several minutes of daughter, Jane Mayo, will remain Coach Paul McBrayer. the game to protect a one-point der the experimental rule that in Prestonburg for the three about the vegetation, "grass here with us." McBrayer Speaks would prohibit the waiving of the is similar to good old Kentucky Adams. (Smiling) "Now what lead only to discover that the other months Mr. Fitzpatrick will be Coach McBrayer talked to the team held the one-point lead! free throw. If the toss is made, in Indianapolis. They plan to Join Blue Grass," the climate, "cons- do you think about Mr. ?" the offended team would retain po- tantly snowing and raining. For Van Peursem: "Oh Mrs. Younce! Alumni on the basketball program —THE KERNEL, University of him at the post to which he is and policies at Eastern. He told session but if the throw is missed later assigned. a change add a 90 mile an hour Somebody get my secretary!" Ky. the ball would continue in play. wind, which we have two or three Stone: "You didn't give us the the group that Eastern had been in the top twenty-five of the Auto Deaths The Pacific Coast Conference DeJARNETTE-MATTHEWS times a week,'' and that the Is- beat. Give us the beat." will try another version in some land is a United States Posses- Brooks: (Entering with dra- nation for the last three years and Last year, 35,500 Americans Mr. G. B. DeJarnette announces the team meant to stay there. of its games. In the west the sion, which has been made into a matic flourish) "What fools us were killed in traffic accidents. waiving of .-the free throw also the engagement of his daughter, Federal Game Reserve. They are He asked for the support of the Barbara Jean DeJarnette to John mortals be!" Alumni in this program and pro- will be prohibited and all personal not permitted to hunt, but they Top Million fouls in the final three minutes Joseph Matthews, son of Mr. John can fish. And the fishing is very mised them basketball teams of Joseph Matthews, Sr., of Nor- In 1950, 1,799,800 Americans will be two-shot affairs. good, Mr. Smyth reports. His which they would be proud. were injured in traffic accidents. wood, Ohio. Barbara is a grad- letter Is posted on the Alumni Progress Ads In addition to those named uate of Eastern in the 1950 class Bulletin Board in the Administra- above, the following were pre- and is now with the Capital Air- tion Building. His address is, H. FOUND: Pair of gold loop ear- sent: Minnie Gibbs, '36, Mr. and lines in Chicago. Mr. Matthews, a B. Smyth, CSG3 862-17-05 MCB rings. Owner call at office of Mrs. Nelson Lamkln (Ruth Walk- graduate of the University of No 3 Galley Navy 3917 Post- S. U. B. Cincinnati, is employed by the er '41), Mrs. James H. Baird (Sy- master, Seattle, Wash. WANTED: Men to run distances lvia Jones '40), Mrs. J. C. Baird Delta Airlines. The wedding will (Faye Jones '45), Evelyn Elliott, be an event of early summer. "Copper John" Coaches on the track team. If interested contact Fred Darling in Sullivan Reva Stamper, '37, Mary K. Far- Tarter with Farm Bureau John Drannon Campbell, class Hall or Francis Rothwell on the ris, '37, Zola Bond, '37, Jessie of 1943, is now coaching at Way- campus. McPherron, '37, J. D. Turley, Jr., In a redistricting and reorgani- land, Kentucky. His team made zation of its program work in WANTED: Camp counselors for class of '34, and Mrs. Turley, Ben quite a good showing this year, summer camps. Write to: Camp Hord, Jr., class of '33, 1950-51 Kentucky, the Farm Bureau has blasting its way through the 58th President of the Alumni Associa- announced that H. D. Tarter has Director, Louisville Council ol district and 15th region titles to JJirl Scouts, 424 W. Jefferson tion, and Mrs. Hord, Claude Har- been appointed Insurance Direc- compile a 27-5 record for the ris, '41, Miss Mary Meccia. Geo- tor for District HI. This district sstreet, Louisville 2, Kentucky. year. i- LOST: A lady's green and silver rge L. Evans, "33. Vivian Hol- includes 63 counties in the south- "Copper John" was an out- Halcomb, '44, Mary JO Gumbert, ern and Eastern sections of the Shaeffer pencil. Return to Mrs. standing pivot man on the Hid- Chenault's office in the S. U. B. comb, Christine Hall, LaVerne state. Mr. Tarter graduated from man Team in 1939 making his Lenora Douglas, '50, Emily May- Eastern in the class of 1938 and LOST: Man's brown billfold con- "I've struck it rich—my banker all-state rating in the tourna- taining mony and Important pa- field, '45, Alyne Sagraves, ' 45, 'Ill be a little late getting home, was director of Health and Phy- ment that year, later he came Elizabeth McAllister, '35, Ruby boy friend gave me all these blank sical Education at West Point pers. Please turn In at the In- Dear — I'M being held m aft the to Eastern where he became a formation Desk of Ad Building. Anderson, Elizabeth Bennett, Hen- ^fir-i." checks." High School at Oilman, regular with the Eastern cagers. before he went in the U. S. Navy. Belongs to Billy Markesberry. rietta Baker, '43, Mr. and Mrs. NOTICE: Anyone desiring to place Elmer Hall (Dorothy Crews '36), His address: 225 Jasper St. Somer- 1949 Grad Writes Margaret Wllloughby, '36, Mattie set, Ky. a classified ad in The Progress Mr. and Mrs. BiUy E. Harris may do so FREE simply by Lou McKinney, '36, Betty Jane Rev. Elmore Ryle Installed announce the arrival of James writing the information desired Shannon, '49, Margaret Kirk, '48 Edward Harris, born October 22, Dr. Lanler Luklns and Mrs. Luk- Reverend Elmore Ryle, an on a slip of paper and putting 1950. Mrs. Harris is the former it in The Progress box in the ins (Kitty Halcomb, class of '37), Eastern graduate in the class of Blanche Trammell, class of 1947. COLLEGE GIRLS Ad Building. Mrs. David Stoffel (Marion Per- 1942, was recently installed as Mrs. Harris taught in the Corbin kins, class of '40), Edith Elliott, the new pastor of the Stanford City Schools after her graduation FLOW GENTLY '37, Joseph A. Shearer, "39, and Christian Church in a colorful and attended the University of Mazie: "How did you lose your Mrs. Shearer, Vivian Smith, Mrs. ceremony conducted by Rev. For- Tennessee. The Harris address is Astor K. Akers (Martha Gray, rest King, director of Christian 101 Sixth Street, Corbin, Ky. job at the dress shop, dear?" CHEER HADACOL '37), and Norbert Rechtin and Churches of Kentucky. Daizy: "Just because of some- Mrs. Rechtin. Rev. and Mrs. Ryle have one JUNIOR ALUMNI thing I said. After I had tried 20 dresses on a woman, the woman daughter, Merrile, age two and a mtvid Fetrle Hall half years old. Rev. Ryle continu- said, T think I'd look nicer in Dr. and Mrs. W. P. Hall (Jay- something flowing,' so I asked her At left: Miss Irene ed his studies at the College of ne Jones Hall, class of 1942) an- The Lookout Sikentanz, 3333 Bible, nounce the arrival of the son, why she didn't Jump in the river." Cleveland Avenue, after leaving Eastern. He has held David Petrie Hall, born on Feb- April 12-18-14-15 Port Huron, Mich. pastorates at Middletown and ruary 22, 1951 at Paducah, Ken- WARM HUMOR Spring Vacation-K. E. A. Morehead before, accepting the. tucky. The Hall address is Box Reader: "You have a lot of April 16-17-18-19-20 Stanford pastorate. At right: Miss 794, Paducah, Kentucky. bum jokes in this issue.-" Vocational Conference Editor: "Oh, I dpn't know. I Elaine Krnpzak, Bishop In Industry April 21 5082 Lapeer Road, OUT OF ODOR put a batch of them in the stove Port Huron, Mich. Millard F. 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Voice of Eastern Maroon Nine Gibbs' Whites The Maroon basketball squad Why Was Happy Fired? will play two Intra-squad games Bows In Openers Win Grid Battle before winding up spring prac- tice sessions. Coach Paul Mc- Coach Turkey Hughes' varsity Eastern's third annual intra- Brayer "ill divide his squad in- Baseball Fans Should Know baaeballers, defending champions squad game last Friday night to a "Maroon" and "White" "The baseball people made an awful mistake in firing ended the varsity's spring foot- team. The first game will be of the Ohio Valley Conference, ball workouts. Captain Brian played at Beattyville on April Happy Chandler without giving a reason for their act," open defense of their crown here Gibbs' White squad scored a 14- 20 and the second will be play- George P. Marshall, owner of the Washington Redskins pro \| this afternoon meeting the More- 7 win over over Captain Bob ed here at the college gym on football club, said a few days ago. head Eagles on the campus dia- Shockley's Maroon crew in a hard April 28. Marshall stopped in Chicago en- fought battle that had two play- Those who missed the foot- route to California for a vacation. -- mond. ers tossed out of he game for ball Intra-squad battle lost out "They not only hurt basebll," he The Maroon nine, hampered un-necessary roughness. on a good game. Both teams Maroons Honored, continued. "But they hurt aU contlnously in prep drills by bad -Both, teams played good hard played good, clean, hard hit- professional sports." football as Maroon mentor Tom Baechtold Voted weather and wet grounds, went ting football. If they have .that Marshall said baseball owes it Into the season opener here last Samuels eyed the battle and shap- "fight" throughout next fall, ed plans for the tough schedule to the fans to teU them the real Thursday with only four outdoor they should go undefeated. . . Most Valuable reason of Chandler's ousting. practice sessions. The Hughesmen ahead next fall. With 13 seniors flats off to Carl Eagle, a senior bowed to Miami University of Ox- to be lost by graduation, Eastern from Harlan County, who really By Don Bales "Baseball must give its reasons ford, Ohio in a 20-8 slugfest. Last will have several additionaj losses likes to play ball. After wind- for dispensing with a comptent Friday afternoon, Berea shut out of key personnel when .some of ing up his basketball career Eastern's annual basketbaU ban- man," he said. "Baseball has put the gridders are called into active quet honoring the Maroons was a stigma on itself and the ap- the Maroons 5-0 on the fine hurl- he Immediately went out for held in the cafeteria, Monday ing of big Bill Huntsman. military duty before September. football and now has become pointment of a Chandler succes- one of the leading halfbacks. night, March 26th. Mr. Blanton sor won't remove that stigma, Additional Strength 0-0 At Half Collier, backfield coach for the either." Now that the grid drills are Cleveland Browns professional Eastern's baseball outlook is After a scoreless first half, the over, he's out for baseball. The Why did Happy Chandler get not as dark as the two openers football team served as toast- ousted? That is the question in "Whites" took a 7-0 lead late in "Harlan flash" plays all the master. Mr. Collier introduced the might indicate. A few days of the third quarter when frosh sports very well. (He Is elgible the minds of millions of people practice coupled with the return guests and also Coach Paul Mc- today, and there has been no rea- quarterback Roy Kidd pitched a for varsity football next fall). Brayer who in turn introduced his ol several players from hte foot- 17 yard pass to Brian Gibbs. The Did you know that the gang son given to the public as to why ball squad should aid the varsity across the river Is going to lettermen. Dinner music was fur- he was ousted. Many of the base- nine greatly. Gridders Howard placement conversion was by COACH McBRAYER nished by members of Eastern's ball players are forming party Gibbs. play Dartmouth In basketball Music Department and Mrs. Vasile Gracey and Carl Eagle should give next year. Dear, dear, Mr. meetings to send someone to re- the Maroons more power. Gracey The Whites scored again in the PANEL SPEAKER—T h e "big Venettozzi who favored the guests present them and get Happy to fourth period when Paul Greene Rupp, how soft do you want [ Irishman" will lead a panel dis- with the songs "America" and is a long ball hitter and a good them? OVERHEARD AT THE be a special representive for the outfielder. Eagle, who only recent- romped 21 yards on a pitchout. cussion on "Social Service—Phy- "." baseball players themselvs. Gibbs again converted to make it STATE TOURNAMENT—"It's sical Education and Recreation" Jim Baechtold, who was chosen ly donned grid togs after wind- been so long since I've seen a According to the Courier-Jour- ing up his basketball career, 14-0. neyt Tuesday afternoon at t p. by the squad as being the most nal, March 24, 1951, Happy good college team come to m., In the Blue Room of the S. valuable player, was presented a should improve Eastern's pitch- Maroons Score Lerlngton. I'm going to see Chandler, baseball's unfrocked ing staff and also help in the hit- IT. B. Other members of this panel Bulova watch. This is the first high commissioner, tossed off a Eastern's games next basket- i.re Mr. James Burnett, Social year an award has been given the ting department. The lone Maroon touchdown ball season and see some real few humorous cracks about his came seconds alter when quarter- Service worker of Lexington, Mr. most valuable player. Carl Eagle, troubled office at Los Angeles. It "contests." I. I. Ranty of the Veterans Hos- Joe Harper and Harold Moberly back Jimmy Hanlon threw a 10 In contrast—Congrats to the was Chandler's first appearance yard pass to Jack Bond who ran pital of Lexington and Coach were given luggage by the Rich- before a major gathering since Bellevue Wins Kentucky Wildcats on whining Ralph Carlisle, basketball coach mond Press Club. They are the 65 yards to score. Dick Lambert the NCAA. Splvey, Hagan, the major league owners recently, kicked the extra point. at Lafayette High School. graduating seniors. in effect, voted him out of office. College Tourney Linvllle, Ramsey and company The Honorable Lawrence Weth- are a fine bunch of young men. He also said, "Baseball is near erby, , paid to my heart," and "I can say it By Jerome Young Add Walt Htrsch to that crew Maroonettes In high honors to Coach Paul Mc- ington, Kentucky, directed the In- too. Most everyone In this area now without hoping to be re- The Bellevue Rockets climaxed Brayer and his Maroons. elected to office." an undefeated season in intra- tramural Basketball League the was pulling for them In the The banquet was closed with past season. tourney. UK 'Play Day" At another point, Chandler said mural basketball by defeating the The players selected for the Reverend W. H. Poore delivering he considered the offer to become Flying Eight 48-34 to regain the all-tournament team are: By Ruth Cheatham the Benediction. commisioner in 1945 as "one of Intramural Basketball crown after Eastern's girls' W. R. A. Club the highest" that could be end- an absence of one year. Name Team Baseball Squad closed the season by taking part Street Deaths ered a man. Bellevue raced over Godby's Don Augsback Bellevue Rockets in a "play day'' held at the Uni- Speeding on U. S. streets and So, Why Not Give The Public Tigers 100-48, outshot the Shoot- Bob Faust Bellevue Rockets versity ..of Kentucky's Memorial highways last year injured 475,- The Reason for Chandler's Oust- ing Stars 96-3-1, and slowed Rog- Bill Turner Flying Eight Faces Rough Card Coliseum last Saturday. Mrs. 500 men, women and children. ingf ! ! • ers Rangers 69-38 to advance in- Charles Smith Flying Eight Betty Blanda's Maroonettes de- to the championship game against Ronald Curry Campus Dragons April 17 Centre There feated Morehead's girls crew in the Flying Eight. John Nolan Roger's Rangers April 21 Tennessee Tech Here basketball and volleyball. Rhonda Neal I Tappa Keg The runner-up drew a first- April 25 Marshall There Following is the basketball re- round bye and then downed the Earl Bolan Cougars FINE FOODS Jim Cunningham Shooting Stars April 28 Wesern Here cord of the past season; Berea Cougars 43-27, and surprised the 57, Eastern 27; Nazareth 37, H INKLE Termites 46-44 before losing to Lawrence Becker Termites May 1 Xavier University There Eastern 31. Louisville 12, Eastern Bellevue. May 4 Western There Take Out Those Froth 42; Cincinnati U. 41, Eastern 30, 'fte-xaJM. Members of the Bellevue cham- Here Eastern 31, Cinn. 28, Nazareth pionship team are Walter Green, Sophomore. "Why did you leave May 5 Centre May 11 Morehead There 47, Eastern 41, Ursline 39, East- Order Bob Faust, Roy Kidd, Don Augs- your girl's house so early?" ern 39. .,, DRUG back, Paul Triecshman, Carl Freshman: "We were sitting on May 12 Xavier University Here In the last home game, Midway Specialists It,' White, Afton Kordenbrock, and the sofa and she turned out the May 15 Marshall Here Junior College topped Eastern 18 19 DELIVER Carl Plantholt Ray Feld of Cov- light. I guess I can take a hint." May 16 Tennessee Tech There 48-45. Somt [fit! Some Smff Arrow uabanaro"

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