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Z)û//v Afemy One Section, 16 Pages Voi. 68. No. 141 Monday, May 23,1988______University of California, Santa Barbara New Major In Women's Studies Will be Offered

By Colette M. Sandstedt Reporter

Developed in response to student demand and to help celebrate a diverse society, a women’s studies major has been created and will offer two lower division courses in Fall Quarter 1988. The new courses mark the first time instruction has been offered directly by the women’s studies program, according to Sarah Fenstermaker, chair of the women’s studies department. Previously, different departments A blown transformer briefly lit up the Isla Vista skyline late had offered courses that centered Sunday, causing a power line to fall on the oceanside 6500 around women. block of Del Playa and starting two separate fires. The line Fenstermaker said the landed on a Volkswagen Scirocco, which emitted sparks and program’s faculty is excited about momentarily caught fire. In the photos above, county fire the project’s goals and is “com­ personnel douse flames at a second fire that started about 150 mitted to try to reflect it in both the feet away from the Scirocco. Campus police reported that personnel and curriculum. We power in I.V. was briefly shut off as electric company per­ seek to develop interdisciplinary sonnel repaired the damaged transformer. courses that acknowledge and celebrate the diversity that is women.” “The major is a systematic Revolution Necessary to Alter U.S. Society study of the way scholars have looked at women and gender issues,” Fenstermaker said. “But Davis Encourages Progressive Groups to Unify the lower division courses are aimed at the whole campus.” part of this past weekend’s “Eight to 10 years ago it was Democratic party will not move us Women’s Studies 20, “Women in By Chris Scheer Statewide Women’s Conference. inconceivable that Jesse Jackson in the direction we need to move. Western Societies,” will give an Reporter She is currently a professor at San could have won, say, Nevada. How The Democrats have connections overview of women and their roles Francisco State University and an many black voters are there in to the huge corporate monopolies in western societies within a social Although many still consider her American Communist Party Nevada?,” Davis asked the and these connections attach science framework. The course a controversial figure of the 1960s leader. audience. “Wouldn’t it be nice if them” and they are thus incapable will be taught by history Associate civil rights movement, Angela In her address, Davis said she is Jesse Jackson won our state? I’m of radically changing America, Professor Patricia Cohen and Davis remains a political activist encouraged about the future of not saying that if we elected Jesse Davis said. communication studies Lecturer who believes that “ultimately we America. With the success of Jesse our problems would end. But if we To create an alternative, “we Judy Jones. Both plan to em­ need a revolution in the United Jackson’s presidential campaign, knew we could win California for need to talk about building a new phasize women’s diversity by States.” “I’m really excited about this Jesse ... we could go a hell of a party,” she proposed. This incorporating ideas and in­ Davis, who achieved in­ period ... (because) things that distance towards realizing the coalition would encompass the spiration from their respective ternational attention as a defen­ haven’t been possible before are power we have to change things.” “ever larger numbers of people fields and by scheduling a variety dant in a 1972 court case in which now very possible. For those who However, she also said there are who are realizing that something is of guest lecturers. she was accused of involvement in romanticize the ’60s, well, it was limitations Jackson and the really wrong. Not just a problem The second course to be offered an alleged Black Panther murder, exciting, but I think this is die truly political left face within the here or there that we solve with a is Women’s Studies 50, “Women as spoke before a capacity Campbell exciting historical period,” Davis current structure of the band-aid. People are realizing it is Creators of Culture.” Taking a Hall audience Saturday evening as said. Democratic party. “The (See DAVIS p.7) (See WOMEN, p.5) Michael: Portrait of a Person With AIDS in Santa Barbara

This is the first in a five-part kitchen window is the only sign patients into victims of reclusion. I just couldn’t function at all. I had series on how local people with that things are less than perfect Michael recalled the time he told a different problem that I didn’t AIDS are confronting the disease. here. LIVING one of his neighbors that he had associate with it,” he said, pausing AIDS. “We were friends. We were and lowering his breath. Michael is 37 and refers to with himself as a PWA, or Person With close. We would do a lot of talking. “Hemorrhoids.” By Doug AreHanes AIDS. He has had AIDS for almost He’d come over once in a while. Michael’s doctor was persistent Friday Magazine Editor a year now. This is his story, but And I made a decision to tell him. in his advice that he get tested for his situation is similar to a good Well, since the time that I told him AIDS. “I never did let them do an In a small mobile home park deal of the area’s PWAs. I haven’t seen him. And he’s gay.” HIV test,” he said. But through a near Carpintería, retirees sit on Michael lives alone with AIDS. AIDS Michael is one of an estimated 35 biopsy doctors determined that astroturfed porches and watch Aside from a slightly thin ap­ First of Five Parts AIDS patients currently living in Michael had Pneumocystis carinii warily when unfamiliar people pearance, one would not suspect Santa Barbara County. There have pneumonia, an infection that is the enter their alcove of peace and that he has the virus. been 95 cases of AIDS diagnosed top killer of PWAs. Pneumocystis quiet. Few of his friends know. He locally so far. Fifty-four have died. is a microscopic protozoa that lives This is the place Michael calls hasn’t told many neighbors. And Before being diagnosed with the in the air sacs of the lungs. The home. Rocks and palm trees take he hasn’t told his 14-year-old going to die. I get the distinct as-yet incurable disease, Michael protozoa, which are able to live the place of grass in his front yard. daughter yet, though he plans to feeling ... that they’re protecting sold real estate in Santa Barbara. because the immune system is An aging yellow Toyota with a this summer when she comes for a their own feelings by staying His battle with AIDS began id late unable to kill them, exude a sticky camper shell is parked in the visit. away,” he said. 1986, when he noticed he was substance in the air sacs, even­ carport. “A lot of people don’t want to get A general misunderstanding and rapidly losing weight. tually suffocating the person. A small “For Sale” sign in the close to somebody they feel is fear of the disease has turned some “Finally it got to the point where (SeeAIDS,p.3) 2 Monday, May 23,1988 Headliners Daily Nexus iM World Nation State Hezbollah Pledges to Protect Jimmy Swaggart Delivers Rocket Fuel, 1.6 Million lbs., Hostages Held in S. Beirut 1st Sermon Since Departure Found at Ca. Defense Plant BEIRUT, Lebanon - Rival Moslem militias blasted the BATON ROUGE, La. — Defrocked evangelist Jimmy SACRAMENTO — As much as 1.6 million pounds of am­ tenements and shacks of south Beirut on Sunday with Swaggart reclaimed his pulpit Sunday with fire-and- monium percholorate, the rocket fuel ingredient blamed in mortars and rocket-propelled grenades. Pro-Iranian ex­ brimstone fervor, telling followers that the sex scandal that the massive explosion in Nevada early this month, are tremists pledged to protect Western hostages held in the led to his three-month exile from preaching was far behind stored at a defense contractor’s plant in Sacramento, it was slums, a newspaper reported. him. reported Sunday. The nation’s leading Shiite Moslem cleric said he would “Once you look up into His (God’s) face, you will never be The chemical is among dozens of hazardous materials work to end the hostage situation. any cleaner than you are right now,” Swaggart said in a stored on Aerojet General’s 8,500-acre site south of Police said six people were killed and sermon lasting more than 45 minutes. “I ______Highway 50. The highly explosive sub­ 14 wounded in the 17th day of fighting want to serve notice on the whole world. stance is used as an oxidizer for solid between the pro-Iranian Hezbollah and What’s passed has passed. rocket fuel. It has been identified as the the Syrian-backed Amal militias. “I am serving notice on demons and main fuel for the explosion in Henderson, The casualties brought the overall toll devils and hell — the best is yet to come,” Nevada, that killed two people, injured to 266 killed and 873 injured since fighting he shouted to about 5,000 people at his 322 others and left an estimated $100 broke out May 6 for control of the slums, Family Worship Center. million in damage. where extremists linked to Hezbollah are Swaggart, in delivering his first ser­ A copy of Aerojet’s inventory was believed to be holding 18 Western mon since tearfully confessing to an obtained by The Sacramento Bee hostages, including nine Americans. unspecified sin Feb. 21, preached without his credentials as newspaper, which reported the contents in its Sunday an Assemblies of God minister. editions. The Pentecostal denomination defrocked him April 8 Among the dozens of potentially hazardous materials Janos Kadar is Removed as after he refused to accept a banishment from the pulpit of included in the inventory were motor oil and small quan­ at least one year for an alleged encounter with a prostitute, tities of radioactive materials, 64,000 pounds of asbestos, the Communist Party Boss Debra Murphree, who claimed that Swaggart paid her to and 80,000 pounds of arsenic. pose nude for him at a New Orleans motel. BUDAPEST, Hungary—Janos Kadar, the hard-line leader Marvin Gorman, a defrocked minister who claims in a of Hungary’s Communist Party since 1956, was removed suit that Swaggart ruined his ministry by spreading false Alleged Corpses Mishandling from the post Sunday and succeeded by reform-minded stories about adulterous affairs, reportedly hired private Premier Karoly Grosz. detectives to photograph Swaggart with the woman outside Kadar, 75, was named to the largely ceremonial post of the motel. Sparks Industrywide Panic party president. He had been expected to resign as general PASADENA — Charges that a family of morticians took secretary. The changes were announced after a three-day gold fillings from corpses, illegally sold body parts and national party conference. Laurie Dann Sought Revenge stacked bodies like firewood before mass cremations has Word that Kadar would get the newly-created post of sparked concern about the industry’s reputation. party president came over national radio after hours of The allegations move to the courtroom Tuesday, when debate in which a prominent party official said there was a in Her Delusions Say Experts operators of Lamb Funeral Home face arraignment in struggle over who would lead the nation’s Communists. Superior Court on 67 criminal charges. Reformers who backed Grosz appeared to have emerged WINNETKA, 111. — Laurie Dann’s last day of life had a Lamb operators Jerry and Laurieanne Sconce and their as the decisive winners in months of tussle between ad­ fearfull toll: one child dead and six people wounded, a son, David Sconce, are charged with conspiring to steal and vocates of change and the backers of Kadar. house fire and deliveries of poisoned food. Now authorities sell body parts, pulling gold-filled teeth from bodies, per­ are struggling to understand her actions. forming multiple cremations, co-mingling of ashes and “This is a seriously destroyed individual who lost control embezzling $100,000 from pre-paid funeral trust accounts. Gorbachev: There’s Hope for and acted out all of her delusions,” said Harold Visotsky, The scope of the case is magnified because investigators professor and chairman of the department of psychiatry at . say Lamb once handled up to one-fourth of the cremations Long-range Nuclear Treaty Northwestern University Medical School. in Los Angeles County and served mortuaries from Santa Ms. Dann shot herself to death Friday after killing an 8- Barbara to San Diego. MOSCOW — Soviet leader Mikhail S. Gorbachev expressed year-old boy and wounding five other children in a rampage optimism in an interview published Sunday that he and at Hubbard Woods Elementary School north of Chicago. President Reagan will sign a treaty to reduce the number of She also shot a 20-year-old man who tried to wrest a gun Jackson Will Push “Workers’ long-range nuclear weapons, and he proposed a joint U.S.- from her at a home nearby. Soviet trip to Mars. Shortly before the shootings, she delivered arsenic-laced In a pre-summit interview with two American news snacks and juice to two Northwestern University frater­ Bill of Rights” into Platform organizations, Gorbachev said his policy of glasnost, or nities and several homes where she had worked as a baby SALINAS — Jesse Jackson told striking workers on Sunday openness, includes freedom of speech, but he condemned a sitter. There were no serious injuries. he will push hard to get his “workers’ bill of rights” in­ leading dissident as a “parasite” and accused him of cluded in the Democratic Party platform. And he criticized “sponging on the democratic process.” rival Michael Dukakis on economics and the fight against The Soviet news agency Tass ran a partial transcript of drugs. Gorbachev’s interview with the Washington Post and U.S. District Judge Daronco Neither Dukakis nor George Bush, the certain GOP Newsweek, and Radio Moscow’s English-language foreign nominee, campaigned on Sunday. service carried a report about it as its lead item Sunday. Jackson, campaigning for California’s June 7 primary, Soviet television’s widely watched evening news program Shot, Gunman Kills Himself told striking workers they were victims of “economic “Vremya” mentioned as its lead item that the interview PELHAM, N.Y. — The killer who surprised a federal judge violence,” said the party must adopt his 10-point plan for had been published in Washington and would appear in working in his garden and shot him several times before “democracy in the workplace.” Monday’s Soviet newspapers. committing suicide was a party to a matter before the judge, authorities said Sunday. South African Newspaper “We have a pretty good idea” of the motive in the slaying Seven-foot Boa Constrictor Saturday of U.S. District Judge Richard J. Daronco, said Westchester County District Attorney Carl Vergari. “It’s Fights the Threat of Closure related to a matter that was on before the judge ... a case Coils Itself in Baby’s Playpen JOHANNESBURG, South Africa — When the government which the judge had handled. ” CARSON — A 7 Vi-foot-long boa constrictor turned into a threatened to close The Weekly Mail, the newspaper Vergari did not elaborate and would not identify the stool pigeon after slithering away from owners and coiling responded in typically irreverent fashion: it printed a rat­ gunman. itself in a playpen belonging to a neighbor’s 14-month-old faced caricature of the government minister who issued the The shooting was only the second slaying this century of a toddler. warning. federal judge. Judge John Wood was killed by a sniper Sendy Hartwell discovered the large snake Friday when Since its birth in 1985, The Weekly Mail has been a outside his home in San Antonio, Texas, in 1979. she heard her 2-year-old daughter Krista yelling, combative government opponent, winning staunch friends Daronco, 56, was shot several times by a man who pur­ “Mommy! Monster! Monster in the living room! ” she said. and making plenty of enemies, but never losing its sense of sued him from his garden into his home in this quiet, af­ She thought the toddler was simply reacting to the humor. fluent town of 6,800 just north of New York City. “Ghostbusters” cartoon on the family television set, but Its aggressive reporting and sassy political commentary Daronco died in his study. The gunman apparently shot she checked on the warning anyway. have earned it the nickname “The Weekly Wail,” and many himself in the head and was found a few feet away, a . 38- That’s when she saw the mottled grey and black snake consider it the best-written newspaper in South Africa. caliber revolver in his hand, police said. next to a teddy bear in her son’s playpen.

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And go beyond the away; depression, knowing sentence. “I might live normal conception that All Packed Up one’s life will be cut short at longer than you,” he said. everything will always be some point; and acceptance, “You might leave here and there.” the determination to make die in a traffic accident on He lit a cigarette. “You And No WAY the best of a tragic situation. the way home.” have to have some vices,” he Michael’s emotions Having AIDS and knowing said, smirking. progressed from denial he probably won’t see old To Go?? through acceptance, which age has had a profound ef­ (Tomorrow: How Santa now pervades his lifestyle. fect on. how Michael per- Barbara treats PWAs.) “When you have AIDS you ONLY have to make a choice. You have to choose whether to live with it in anger and $ 1.75* hatred and frustration and stress, or you make the other choice, which is to make From now Dont wait until its too late! 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Free screening for the genetically inherited Tay-Sachs mailed to participants from a Los Angeles laboratory, she disease will be conducted today in UCen Room 1 from 10 a.m. said. to 4 p.m. California Tay-Sachs Disease Prevention Program of­ Tay-Sachs is a disease that usually affects infants around ficials suggest that persons 18 years or older be tested “if the age of six months and progressively deteriorates the they wish to gain information for the benefit of the children child’s nervous system, finally causing death that most often they already have, their future children, and/or siblings and occurs within five years, according to the event’s organizer relatives.” senior Julie Rosenthal. “Last year it was $35 (to be tested) at a lab, but it’s free Researchers believe that the carrier rate for the disease in here,” Rosenthal said. “The cost of screening for the Tay- the general population is approximately one in 200, but the Sachs gene is a lot less than the financial cost of supporting a rate increases to one in 27 in the Jewish population. Anybody Tay-Sachs baby and the emotional cost to the parents.” Paid fo r by Wallace fo r Supervisor, 300 Storke Rd., Goleta, 93117 is a potential carrier and “if you and a partner both have the Associated Students Community Affairs Board, in con­ gene, then you have a 25 percent chance of having a Tay- junction with California Tay-Sachs Disease Prevention Sachs baby,” Rosenthal said. Program, is sponsoring the testing. The test takes less than 10 minutes and results will be — Amy Collins ‘WOODSTOCK’S GRADUATION SALE Presents... CPIZZA WOMEN: New Major Santa Barbara Anto Stereo THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON (Continued from p.l) AMMLPWE humanities approach, this course will examine women’s contributions, both creative and traditional, to different ■ Alpine car audio systems cultures. Religious studies Professor Ines Talamantez, who ■ Alpine car security will teach the course, said she plans to bring many per­ spectives to the class, including those of Chicana women. She ■ Alpine cellular telephones also intends to invite guest 8 speakers and lecturers from different fields. *8 fi. The new program follows two general paths: social sciences and humanities, ■ f i g Fenstermaker said. WS 20 5« has a social science em­ SAUS ■ INSTALLATION ■ SERVICE phasis, as will the soon-to-be- offered WS 30, “Women in 682-2505 the Third World.” WS 40 and 50 will have a humanities 10% OFF approach. Fenstermaker expects a SANTA BARBARA AUTO STEREO Sara Fenstermaker male enrollment rate in 3234 State Street will chair the newly women’s studies classes that Santa Barbara, Ca. 9310S formed Women's compares to the usual 10 to Studies department at 20 percent rate of other (See WOMEN, p.13)

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the Creative Individual, 1600-1900,” was one of the most governing board for the proposed facility could, in the event disputed classes offered this year. Crown students, backed the chancellor vetoes board action regarding the facility, by a petition bearing more than 300 signatures, feel they overturn the veto. UC DAVIS — To increase cultural sensitivity on the campus, deserve a role in the planning of future core classes. Crown’s Some committee members felt this addition would place an open forum held earlier this month urged more com­ Core Course Steering Committee now finds itself desperately control of student-funded facilities in student hands. “The munication and understanding between greek and ethnic seeking faculty to take on the burden of planning next year’s organizations. only reason we included (thè veto override) is because (the core. As happened earlier in the year at Stevenson and facility) is paid for by student fees and we’d like to see some Approximately 100 people attended the discussion in 3 Kresge colleges, Crown students are demanding to be part of control,” said committee member Cheryl Williams. Kleiber at UCD, which was titled “Theme Parties ... Why this committee. Not?" However, John Mass ingale, another committee member, is unsure of the power students have in controlling facilities. The presentation was organized because of fraternity “In the University of California, the chancellors have been “theme” parties that on-campus ethnic groups labeled San Diego delegated an incredible amount of authority over the cam­ derogatory and supportive of racial stereotypes. It was an pus. Essentially, the chancellors have ultimate control over effort by fraternity and sorority members to understand why UC SAN DIEGO — Although the 14 percent geographical cap everything which occurs on the campus and that includes any these parties are offensive to certain minorities and find out of the University Research Initiative under the Department fee-funded facilities,” he said. how to avoid this problem in the future. of Defense was overturned by the House of Representatives Asked if the addition would have any effect on the One such theme, “sombreros and cervezas,” was offensive for fiscal year 1989, UCSD researchers are skeptical about referendum document, Massingale said, “It’s a moot point. because it “promotes the stereotype of alcoholism and receiving sufficient funds next year. But there is some validity in us at least attempting it.” laziness in Mexican society,” said Lucy Castruita, student The recent legislation is a direct result of the congressional mmTm: activities adviser. lobbying efforts of UC and other universities’ scientists, Castruita suggested that if the greeks want to learn about researchers and administrators. The earlier bill, which was Berkelem. .. the Mexican-American community, they could hold an ex­ passed in December 1987 and had placed a 14-percent limit on change with MEChA, a campus Chicano organization. URI funds available to any one state, will now only affect Theme parties in general present no problems, however, UC BERKELEY — UC Berkeley’s proposed American research through this year. cultures requirement is “unprecedented” in higher except when peopple turn them into “something destructive The cap was arbitrarily based on the state with the largest or degrading,” said panelist Diana Garcia, co-coordinator of education because it would directly address the issue of how number of scientific and engineering doctoral graduates — racial and ethnic diversity has affected American history, MEChA at UC Davis. California, which has 13.2 percent. The result was a $7.3 “Take a look at something in your own culture that you institutions and society, supporters of the requirement said. million cut in URI funding to UC campuses for fiscal year If the measure is approved by the UC Berkeley Academic hold very precious and very sacred ... and imagine someone 1988. Because the DOD funding is the main source for basic having a theme party around it,” said panelist Jacqueline Senate, all students, in order to graduate, will be required to science research at universities, this left many university take one course that focuses on how American identity has Ross, student member of the UC Board of Regents; research projects, especially those in California, hanging in The greeks do not mean to be offensive, a sorority member been affected by encounters between the various cultural limbo. groups that comprise the American populace. Students could said. “If I get out of line, let me know, because it is important Now, next year’s disbursement of DOD funds to UCSD and tom e.” satisfy the requirement by taking a course from a number of other universities will be administered solely by Congress in departments. the context of its efforts to balance the federal budget. Many other universities, including Stanford and the Dr. Henry D.I. Abarbanel, a UCSD scientist and the University of Pennsylvania, have some form of non-Westem Santa Cruz principal investigator for one of the groups that received a culture graduation requirement in their curricula. But UC URI grant, testified before a house subcommittee two Berkeley professors say their plan is “one step beyond” months ago on the harmful effects of the cap. After hearing these other models. UC SANTA CRUZ — Earlier this year, UCSC students raised the news, he is optimistic about the future: “Next year, URI “One of the functions of the ethnic studies requirement, as their voices about Stevenson College’s Western civilization funds will be shared by all states ... it will be business as core course, protesting the lack of material written about and it is traditionally understood, is to introduce a campus usual. We are expecting 80 percent of (the fund that) we are community that is quite homogenous. That’s not our by Asians, Blacks, Latinos, Native Americans and women. requesting for fiscal 1989.” Perhaps not as loudly, but for the same reasons as students problem. Our students are well beyond that,” said an­ at Stevenson College and Stanford University, Crown College thropology Professor William Simmons, chair of the students now want to alter their Western civilization core Riverside Academic Senate’s Special Committee on Education and course. m m Ethnicity, which formulated the proposal. Having changed themes twice in the last three years, Rather than educating students about the culture of one UC RIVERSIDE — An Expansion Committee move to in­ particular minority group, the proposed requirement seeks Crown faculty say they have strived to create a core course crease student control of future facilities was greeted with that could be administered year after year. Now, many to inform students about how the interaction of cultural enthusiasm and skepticism by facility expansion supporters groups has shaped the American identity, said Professor students are saying the faculty can’t do it alone. and critics. Labeled by some students as sexist, racist and poorly Coby Lubliner, chair of the Committee on Educational At its May 13 meeting, the committee added to the facilities Policy, which has unanimously endorsed the proposal. planned, the Crown core course, “European Civilization and expansion referendum document a stipulation that the Compiled by Veronica Skelton Daily Nexus Monday, May 23.1968 7

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Let truth and falsehood grapple. Whoever knew truth put to the worse In a free and open encounter. —John Milton Those who have had the good fortune to study We thoroughly and objectively will readily acknowledge the African and African-American culture has played in the de European and North American socio-culture. African-American and Native American people shared North, Central and South American soil long before Colum America. The record also shows that significant aspet Roman civilization were built upon the knowledge, Ian systems of a then-declining African civilization which h many centuries. Though understandably difficult for me Black culture is known — by those who know — as t significant source from which United States cultural emanated. T .angston Hughes, in his celebrated and tremendously “Notes on Commercial Theatre,” speaks to this point: You’ve taken my blues and gone — You sing ’em on Broadway And you sing ’em in Hollywood And you sing ’em in Hollywood Bowl, And you mixed ’em up with symphonies T h e F a c t s o f \m w D t & T n i n i t e E x e c u t iv e S u i t e . And you fixed ’em So they don’t sound like me. Yep, you done taken my blues and gone. Ride Against Wind and Health You also took my spirituals and gone. You put me in Macbeth and Carmen Jones metal surround you and safely belts strap you down. On a And all kinds of Swing Mikados ______E d ito ria l______motorcycle, if you’re hit you go flying — and you’re on your And in everything but what’s about me — But someday somebody’ll You’re riding down the street on a brand-new chopper, a cool, quick own. Wherever you land, you land hard and ugly. Stand up and talk about me, Hardcore biker types claim the law, which will go into wind racing through your hair. Ah, it's great to be alive. But ail o f a And write about me — effect January 1, 1989, to be an infringement of their su d d e n — wham! — you're struck from behind by a Mack truck. A s you Black and beautiful — siam nose-first into the next car, your life quickly passes. You briefly constitutional rights.. Sure. Their “right" to be un­ And sing about me. remember something catted a crash helmet, but all is soon dark. necessarily killed in a bloody highway altercation. And put on plays about met In a move to end scenarios like the one above, the Indeed, there is something strange about a law forcing I reckon it’ll be California State Senate cut against the grain last Wed­ people to take care of themselves. Self-protection should Me myselfl nesday and passed legislation that would require be natural, almost instinctive. Yet, these people lobby for Yes, it’ll be me. motorcyclists and their passengers to wear protective the right to render themselves crippled or dead every time More than mere “contributions,” those “lost, stolen ai crash helmets on the state's streets and highways. The they hop on a bike. dations of Western development which were constructed Precautions have proven to be effective even in African-Americans can be found in the works of Frederick landmark bill is expected to cross Gov. George Deuk- DuBois, Ivan Van Sertima, Eric Williams, J.R. Rogers, Cs California, where an education program went into effect mejian's desk very soon. C.L.R. James and many others. Those who wish to e^pam While undoubtedly welcome, it’s baffling to consider why three years ago. Last year, motorcycle traffic deaths or understanding of the deeper issues persisting in United! this kind of legislation is being passed now. Helmet laws dropped from 851 in 1986 to 741 — a drop of 13 percent. find a wealth of wisdom in the marvelously insightful are already in effect in many states and they have yielded Certainly the proposed law, which can be better enforced women authors such as Maya Angelou, Toni Morrison, . good results. Much like the seat belt, the helmet simply than its seat belt counterpart, can only add to a positive makes sense. It’s an effective safety device that helps trend. reduce — if not prevent — serious injuries on our road­ Motorcycle manufacturers, too, must now take the right ways. step. They have a responsibility — financially and morally The G reat Ele — to help preserve the lives of those who use their For some, however, facts don’t seem to mean a thing. ii i ...... - outsk A legion of bikers — mostly Hell's Angels — has fought product. Protective headgear should be mandatory with against helmet legislation for over 20 years. The group every motorcycle purchase as part of every machine’s Hunter S. Thom pson began showing its lobbying influence in 1967 and has essential equipment. of Mo continued to fight for its “rights." Just last year, about 150 Motorcycle dealers must also be saddled with the I was sitting at the bar in the Woody Creek ; Th< Hell’s Angel's circled the state capital and held an orderly burden. They should be required to sell motorcycles and Tavern last week, sipping my normal huge One < rally. helmets hand-in-hand. flagon of whiskey and getting cranked up to the gigs t What's going on here? If the new law will save lives — and there’s good reason right level of alcoholic frenzy for an afternoon of toear The whole idea of not wearing a helmet is, well, stupid. to suspect it will — then it should be passed. To hell with fast driving on the local highways, back roads pure After all, if you're in a car and you get hit, a couple tons of the freedom to die on our highways. and maybe even a few residential districts, when in a a man from Miami came in and said he had a low-r fast motorcycle to sell, for $5,000 cash. fruit! It was a cafe racer, he said — a fancy little hot Italia BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed rod with a silver engine the size of a football and Crc handtooled Italian leather seats... .And he had it then HOW ARB m 60NNA just outside in the parking lot, strapped down leath FAce todays m i ï CONFERENCE ? we NEED with pink bungee cords on the back of what said, GOME SCANDAL CONTROL. looked like a flatbed Peterbilt truck. a tool uke me j m Nobody paid any attention to him. There was a “W BAKKB'K LYIN'. film on TV about a team of French scientists it?” trying to load a polar bear onto the fantail of - “N what looked like a Caribbean tourist yacht. The fast, beast was howling and thrashing, but they had it of me wrapped up in a steel mesh-net — and then a Thi woman wearing a topless bikini came out and some shot it in the back with a tranquilizer gun. * trail It was the middle of a slow afternoon on a cold ' Thi day in the Rockies, and there were only a few ' Was i paying customers at the bar, all of them deeply go fo engrossed in their own business ... they were .Over locals, cowboys and gamblers, and the last thing for s< any one of them needed was a high-speed Italian I “W motorcycle. said. Doonesbury BY GARRY TRUDEAU The stranger took a long look at the place, then a mil he slumped on a bench near the window and I We ...AND EVEN THOUGH MOST B.D. DIDST YOU ordered a sloe gin sling. “Who gives a damn slick PEOPLE THOUGHT THE QUAKE 3 .P ., TH3 HEAR ME? 1 SAID about polar bears?” he muttered. “They’re j Cn UASPUEONTHE 23*2, NOS- FRIDAY! THAT'S DARN COAST j TRADAMUS ACTUALLY PRB- ONLY POUR DAYS IS GOING ID dumber than dogs and they’ll turn on you for no it’s ft reason at all.” ' f° gr - ptcw p n fop m an z m . ' ALUAY! I'LL SU D S i m o I THIS FRIDAY! S' X PENCIL I saw Cromwell shudder on his stool at the far nothi f I . m s . T ie OCEAN! end of the bar, where he had been nursing a j Tb Moosehead all morning and brooding helplessly said on the nine-point spread for the game that was ‘Yoi coming up on TV around sundown. g°dd The day was already queasy. The morning had ! “W bloomed warm and bright, but by noon it was befoi raining fitfully and the sky was turning black. By I Wt 2:30 we were getting thunder and lightning, the Cron first spring storm of the season. •: - i- w fA ff fove The polar bear film was still rolling. The pndi brutes were being taken off to some zoo on the Miar * • i

mion Monday, May 23,1988 9 MM|í4M£ilÍSiiiWS^saMIttN*»«■*%>. ** ’WSfc't i»* *4«st ng Blacks Their Just Due The Reader’s Voice Toni Cade Bambera. food, et cetera, crime was the only option. This is still taking place in L.A., for nson African-American music is known — yet often not acknowledged — to be Just About Philled-Up the basis from which all varieties of popular music have evolved. And while example. Let me also add that when I say we credit Picasso and others with so much in modern art, their own Editor, Daily Nexus: “illegal alien,” I’m not limiting this term acknowledged influence was principally the ancient and modern art of Why do you continue to print the mad to Latinos, because I know of many Asian, Africa. ramblings of a belligerent bigot like Phil Canadian and European (especially The quality of American life has been greatly enhanced by the labor and Banks? If your intent is to produce a eastern European) illegal aliens. the genius of black Americans. Missing from the historical knowledge of section of the paper with the integrity level I sincerely apologize to those (especially itudy Western civilization most is the fact that Alexander Graham Bell and Thomas Edison were lost of The Star, you are succeeding. However, minorities) who were offended by that ledge the central role that without the ingenuity of Lewis H. Latimer, who drafted and designed the if the First Amendment gives Phil the line. All too often, Caucasians commit I in the development of both circuitry for the first telephone. He, not Edison, should be credited with right to make an ass out of himself in a crimes that aren’t reported. And who gets bringing “real” light to America. His invention of the carbon filament made public forum such as this, I wish to invoke blamed? Blacks and other minorities like le shared large portions of the mass production of the electric light bulb possible. my right to make a similar ass out of me, who are stereotyped as people who >re Columbus “discovered” We all know George Washington Carver, one of this country’s most prolific myself by responding. I have seen three live to commit crimes. I encourage all ant aspects of Greek and scientists, but how many are aware of the pivotal work of Granville T. letters from Phil in the Nexus the last two criticism. edge, language and belief Woods, who invented over 150 electrical and mechanical devices and who weeks. The first was a jealous (Yes, I PHIL BANKS i which had flourished for sued Thomas Edison — and won! — for attempting to patent two of his believe deep in his heart of hearts he lusts lit for most to see clearly, electrical inventions? to steal a Kudos bar.) venture heightened Terror of the Temple by a racist remark. The second was more ir — as the singular most While we are led to believe that Robert Peary discovered the North Pole, Editor, Daily Nexus: like a challenge issued to the school in a cultural expression has the record clearly shows that Matthew Henson, a black man conversant in I am writing in response to Mr. Stern’s manner reminiscent of “Rowdy” Roddy the Eskimo language of the region, arrived at the Pole well before Peary. observations of the “People’s Temple” Piper. And, finally, there’s the third which mdousiy instructive poem, Jan Matzeliger’s invention of the automatic lasting machine propaganda. Over the past week and a half could have been his redemption. He oint: revolutionized the shoe industry. Dramatic change took place in other areas I have seen several of this fringe group’s pointed out that sometimes people go to of manufacturing as a result of the genius of black engineer Norbert flyers, pretentiously advocating a “new extremes to look for evils that are not Rillieux, who invented the sugar refining process in use today. This multi­ freedom of thought,” I suppose through there, yet this letter gets bogged down by use processing technique was later extended to the production of soap, their organization. Aaron is wrong in wallowing in extremes and frivolous gelatin, most glues and condensed milk. believing that this is an attack solely on the banalities. You have the power to stop this, In the area of medicine, it is ironic that Dr. Charles Richard Drew, who Christian fellowship of this community, as Dan Goldberg. I’m still worried about the discovered the use of blood plasma for transfusions, died from massive it is a threat to us all. Whether or not this is dolphins getting caught and killed by tuna blood loss after being refused admission to an all-white hospital following a some deviant resurgence of the tragic fishermen. (Rumor has it these dolphins car accident in the 1950s. Yet, in an all-black hospital in Chicago, the first religious leader’s perverted ideology, their end up in the tuna salad sandwiches at The successful open-heart surgery was performed by another black doctor, symbol at least, although used by the Arbor.) So, Dan, what’s it gonna be, eh? Daniel Hale Williams. Buddhists, is also a token of the MICHAEL O’FLYNN Of course the list goes on. But given the powerful socio-economic and Mayomberos of Southern Africa and used psychological utility of a romantic and Euro-centric reading of history, the in rituals of human sacrifice. I hope that current level of general awareness is hardly surprising. One can only sur­ Another Crime Reply this cult, whatever its reach, is simply mise the human and socio-psychological value — to Blacks especially, but Editor, Daily Nexus: some juvenile wannabe-Satanic game. also to the whole world — of a more honest and more complete exposition of I’m writing in response to Ms. Singleton Otherwise this noble “cause” may attract how and by whom the West was truly won! May we all — all of us — find and Mr. Kurkowski and Mr. Villalta a large number of self-styled progressive increasing applications for the message of the Yoruba proverb: “The White respectively. First let me say that both the thinkers, and a real danger could be posed man made the pencil; he also made the eraser.” editorials in May 16th’s paper moved me to by the brainwashing of these unsuspecting This is the week that has been set aside for the celebration of African- feel like shit. However, since I’m not one to “alternatives.” I believe a rally of some American culture. Yet, the indomitable wealth and power of African and dwell on criticism, I thought I’d write. I sort, or at least a meeting should be held to African-American foundations and culture throughout the Black diaspora could’ve just as easily not said anything. investigate and hopefully eradicate this can be explored, re-discovered and analyzed every week through the I’ve noticed an upsurge in crime recently, potential menace. , stolen and strayed” foun- resources of the black studies department, the Center for Black Studies, the but I’ve also noticed that no one has made TOM SYLVIANS in s tm c te d by Africans and black studies library, the Black and White Educational Opportunity an attempt to say anything about it. • Y e d d ric k Douglass, W.E.B. Program and the interpenetrating knowledge of the few black scholars who Ms. Singleton and Mr. Kurkowski. Did it Editor, Daily Nexus t o g e ts , Carter G. Woodson, may visit, or the very few who continue to thrive in our midst. take your combined efforts and in­ RE: Aaron Stern’s may 17th article to e x p a n d their knowledge telligence to think of derogatory First of all, let me state that I have no in U n ite d States society will D r . Johnson is Assistant Director of EOP/SAA and lecturer in the Graduate statements, and argue a point that affiliation with this “People’s Temple” a sig n tfu l writings of black School of Education. He has also taught in the departments of economics and basically amounts to an inch-high pile of and in fact prior to reading Mr. Stern’s lo rr iio n , Alice Walker and black studies. dust? Let me say that, yes, I can say article I had never even heard of the “hypocrite” and “accessory to the group. However, while I can understand crime,” but nothing is justified by that. your anger at their attack against your E le c t r i c Cycle-Jeep Race And since you think I’m an accessory to religious beliefs, I cannot condone the the crime, you can come to my room and grounds of your opposition against them. have me arrested. I’d cooperate 100 You call the core of their beliefs as anti- outskirts of Paris, where they would be loaded behind Cromwell’s machine and pulled a Par- percent. Besides, if I’d said something that American, yet our argument against them with electrical implants in the softer parts of nelli Jones-Baja bumper sticker off the rear end; night, what would’ve happened? You seems far more anti-American. Our their bodies and then turned loose on the slopes the thing was a monster, so fast and strong that he was afraid to even drive it on the roads in would’ve called the CSOs, who would’ve country is based on a Constitution and this (if Mount Ararat. said to him “well, just don’t let it happen document’s first amendment guarantees | The reasons would never be explained. It was Colorado. The engine was 600-hp, turbo-powered again.” The thief would’ve kissed the both freedom of speech, press, and, of One of those top-secret international security Ford-Cosworth. CSO’s ass, and said “OK, I’ll be a good boy course, religion. This amendment is the gigs that only the French can do properly. ...And Money changed hands. There was serious talk from now on.” Then he would’ve gone to cornerstone of our freedoms and regar­ meanwhile, on the other side of the world in a about “honest dollars” and escrow. A man called Arbor, and the same thing would’ve dless of what this group or cult believes in, pure behavioral sink 8,000 feet up in the Rockies Tex stepped forward and agreed to hold the cash happened. they have a right to believe in it and in a roadhouse on a two-lane backdrop on the without prejudice. It is not my fault that the Buchanan publish what they wish. ^ low-rent side of the river, some nervous little We were all involved in this thing, more or cashiers have such a limited field of vision. Secondly, your generalizations fruitbag from Miami was trying to peddle a slick less, but nobody really cared ... and it was just The Arbor and the Buchanan are set up throughout the letter assume that Italian motorcycle. about then that the whole world exploded with a boom and a flash that blew us all sideways. inefficiently. Perhaps there would be less everybody agrees with your statements. Cromwell eyed him balefully for a moment, shoplifting if mirrors, video cameras, etc. What led you to believe that you “speak for then he stood up and pulled a pair of ribbed Cromwell’s Jeep turned blue like a gas bomb, and then fell on top of the motorcycle, sending up were installed, and the stores rearranged everyone” when you made your attacks leather gloves out of his hip pocket. “O.K.” he to facilitate better vision for the cashiers. against these people who ridicule “our said. “You’ve come to the right place. Let’s have a cloud of nasty electrical smoke. We were all knocked stupid. The next sound I What a brilliant idea! If the university can God?” Not everyone shares your beliefs • look at the bugger.” find $90,000 to inaugurate the chancellor, and that’s part of the diversity that makes § “What?” said the stranger. “You want to buy remember hearing was a woman screeching, and if security is of mammoth importance, this nation great: the fact that we are not a it?” “Please, Tex—don’t die.” And then I felt myself being dragged across the road by people I didn’t I’m sure the university can find $50,000 to homogenized mass of lookalikes, but 4 “Not yet,” said Cromwell. “But I will, if it’s update the security in these convenience rather a melting pot of diversity. i fast. I just got back from Vegas and I have a lot recognize. There was a smell of burning hair all around us, and I heard voices talking about stores. ($50,000 is an arbitrary figure; The lunacy of your closed mindedness is ■of money.” don’t quote me on that). further shown by your warning of danger There was a hoot of dumb laughter from “oxygen” and “heart failure” and “burned like Furthermore, IF YOU READ MY based on a rumor from your mother who I somewhere back in the kitchen, but I kept a a human cinder.” No money changed hands that day and we EDITORIAL, it said that “the thief knows had spoken to your cousin who had a straight face. the cashier, and generates small talk with friend...etc. If this danger is real then I ‘ The price was $10,000, said the stranger, but he never saw the man from Miami again. Several her.” Since they knew each other as well please substantiate your charges rather ! : Was new in the neighborhood, so he would let it days later I went back to the tavern and heard more or less what had happened. We were as they did, if I told her what he did, what than operating on heresay. That method go for five ... the only other one of these things makes you think she would’ve done proves most faulty. i , > viver built, he said, was sold to Steve McQueen whacked by a huge blue ball of lightning that something about it? If a car was being Furthermore, I hope, Mr. Stern, that you [ for something like $40,000. bounced once in the parking lot and then rolled down the road about 200 feet before it exploded in stolen, or a woman being raped, it is that realize that your manifesto of standing i “Which one of us should ride it?” Cromwell behind “your faith and freedom” should be the creek. person’s responsibility IN ADDITION TO < ¿aid. “I want to run it against my Jeep for about MINE to try to prevent such an assault. pluralized to faiths and freedoms. Ad­ i $ mile down the road—to the gravel pit.” Tex lived, but his heart was like a small lump But, there’s a difference in severity bet­ ditionally I hope you realize that if you I i We went outside in the rain and unloaded the of charcoal and his face shriveled up like a raisin. A doctor in Phoenix said his body was ween 40 cents and a rape. It’s like com­ truly want to stand behind your faith and P-*: ¿lick little speedster down off the flatbed truck. paring the abilities of a pre-law student at freedom then you should not be annoyed by ( * Cromwell pulled on his motorcross gloves. “If about 400 years old, and if he ever bumped up against anything solid he would probably break city college to a Harvard post-graduate the presence of the “People’s Temple” and fe ft’s faster than my Jeep,” he said, “I’ll give you law student who made dean’s honor list certainly not demand that the students |o grand — but if it’s not you give it to me for like cheap glass. I never saw him again. His family put him in a every semester. If you have any further force this group off campus. I will leave • ¿o thing.” questions or comments, stop by my room. you with this quote by Voltaire: 1 ■ j The stranger stared at him and nobody else rural hotel somewhere in Arizona, where he remained helpless for whatever was left of his In response to Mr. Villalta’s editorial, I “I may not agree with what you have to ¿aid a word. “Are you nuts?” he said finally. apologize, Hiough it’s ex-post facto, when say, but I will defend to the death your life. > j‘You want me to race' my Ducati against a I wrote my letter, I failed to explain what I right to say it.” goddamn Jeep? For $10,000?” There is still a big crater in the parking lot across the road from the Woody Creek Tavern, meant by “illegal aliens and immigrants.” This means that no matter how offensive 1 “Why not?” said Cromwell. “Let’s go do it What I MEANT to illustrate is that in the and condescending your or any religious i pfore the storm hits.” with a crust of black ash on its edges and a pool of stagnant water at the bottom.... I have not 19th century, they came to the states, group’s letters are, you both have the I We all agreed. It was winner-take-all. seeking opportunities in a land where “the inherent right to print them. I disagree ■ Cromwell backed his rotten-looking, mud- been back there since I quit work and moved north, for professional reasons. streets were paved with gold.” When they greatly with the point of your letter, but covered Jeep out of a corner of the parking lot got here, they found a cold, hostile nation, not with your right to (Hint it. i and aimed it down the road, while the man from and when faced with reality, no money, no DARIN LEVILOFF ! Miami got his bike tuned up ... I drifted around Hunter S. Thompson is a syndicated columnist. 10 Monday, May 23,1988 Daily Nexus ■■aBBNHaaaHHaaBaNMMMSMNnMMi Scott Lawrence Break From the Norm: Davis Gets in the Way of Women’s Quest Lakers Barely Hanging for Back-to-Back Titles, Wins in Finals, 7-4 On, Celts to be Champs Yesterday morning, while partying with a bowl of Apple Jacks and a glass of Budweiser during halftime of the Celtics/Hawks game, I grabbed the L.A Times sports page and was reminded of the Lakers’ 109-98 win over Utah the day before. I smile and remember sitting in the ECen bleachers in mid- November during a scrimmage basketball game. Conversation with clueless East Coast basketball fan ensues: S.L.: “Geez, ya know, I don’t think anyone’s gonna touch the Lakers this year. Dweeb: “Nobody except the Celts.” The "Celts.” I knew right then and there I was about to become involved in the most classic of sports dichotomies: L.A. and Boston — i t goes way back. Clean and Dirty; Russell and Chamberlain; Magic and Bird; Fair Play and Ainge. S.L. “C’mon dude, wake up and taste the Cheerios. It’s probably Kareem’s last year; do you really think he’s gonna end it with a second-place? He started babbling something about McHale’s Navy and little green guys so I shut him out (nobody was going to t a l k s m a c k about my team), but not before making it perfectly clear that underrated Atlanta and L.A. would square off in the finals. So anyway, I toss down the last of the soggy jacks and mouthfuls of suds and catch the end of the Hawks game. I started anticipating the chance to pop off to all those idiotic Bird watchers. Sure, New Englanders will attribute it to the “Celtic Mystique,” but it comes down to Dominique missing when it counted and letting Larry go to the hoop in the crunch. DAILY NEXUS FILE PHOTO Atlanta choked, but I started experiencing feelings I had THE REIGN ENDS — After finishing last year's women's water polo team earned the silver at previously used to describe Hell: I started liking the Celtics. season as the undisputed national champs, the this year's nationals, falling to Davis, 7-4. Now I’m scared, but awake. However, the real terror didn’t hit me until I looked at the screen and felt friendly toward Dennis Johnson, his purple hair, freckles and general went to Maryland with one word air after early wins over Brown (24- By Scott Lawrence permeating their every action and 1), Cal Poly San Luis Obispo (9-3), ugliness. Sports Editor I calmed down and started putting things into perspective: thought: Repeat. Bucknell (forfeit) and Slippery Rock The guys in green were good and the ones from L.A. were “We went in with‘really high in­ (11-4). bad. The defending champs weren’t supposed to use seven The plight of champions: repeating tensity,” UCSB Coach Rob Locke said The squad’s fifth game saw it take games to down the Jazz, but they had to. It left a bad taste in always more difficult than getting on yesterday. “I think thè thing that on UC San Diego, a team that downed my mouth — worse than my breakfast belch. top; all around them they see serious helped us during the last couple of the Gauchos in the finals of the All-Cal My new love for Boston was countered by my perennial opponents gripping Gatorade, weeks was our limited scrimmage Tournament in San Diego earlier this penchant for purple and gold, and I became objective. drooling at the chance of knocking off time. I only let the team concentrate month, with UCSB winning this time, Nobody’s objective when it comes to the Celts and Lakers, the best. on its front court play and defense and 8-7. not even the other players. So after establishing themselves as not so much on the fast break, which “We knew this one would be in our I realized the Lakers stink and the Celtics have what it the country’s best last year by win­ is intense when we get it going.” favor,” team member Debbie Bet­ takes. No specific reasons why, just a revelation — how blind ning the national title, members of “When I let them loose in the tencourt said “This time there were I was all year. I should have seen it coming when L.A. fell UCSB’s women’s water polo team nationals, it was like letting a tiger at impartial refs; in San Diego we had a apart without Magic and Coop. Some team. travelled east to the Naval Academy a piece of meat. We came out firing big problem with the refereeing. We Detroit will bow to the Leprechaun, just like Atlanta did as the #2 seed to compete in this year’s and played well the whole time; we went up 5-1, then it was 6-5,7-6,7-7 and and the Lakers are going to need seven to oust Dallas. The nine-team nationals. had more overall team speed, which then 8-7. (The Toreros) got really finals will show this is the Celtics’ year (even with their After a five-tourney season the other teams had to gear down on.” intense in the 4th quarter.” hideous black shoes). schedule that yielded finishes of 4th, The sweet aroma of back-to-back But with 15 seconds left in that Boston in six. I’ve smelled the coffee. 3rd, 3rd, 3rd and 2nd, the Gauchos championships lingered subtly in the (SeeSILVER.p.ll)

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started,’’ Locke added. stronger after the win over tourney, which is what I was Graham were named National “A” team that will SILVER ' “They have a really good UCSD, turned to skunk after hoping for. We look real Honorable Mention All- goalie and we knew if we travel to Paris and Hawaii the Aggies took both the strong for next year.” Americans. this summer. (Continued from p.10) were going to repeat, we game (7-4) and the national Gaucho Jocelyn Wilkie, game, UCSB’s Susan Ort- would probably have to go title. who scored 15 goals in “It was exciting to get Out of the water and in an wein scored to send the through them. The seedings “They just adjusted to our Maryland, was given MVP,” Wilkie said. “It’s attempt to give the Gauchos Gauchos into the national for nationals came down to offense and played great tournament Most Valuable nice for me because my polo added credibility on the finals against familiar UC the way they had planned defense,” Locke said. “We Player honors and was has really come around. This national scale, a bid was Davis, the tourney’s top it.” didn’t readjust our offense named a lst-Team All- was my second year at the turned in to try and hold next seed. But UCSB would not make and they played well; they American along with Ort- “We knew Davis would be set and I went to work at it year’s national women’s it through Davis and that have a strong team. But our wein and Bettencourt. early in the season.” Wilkie tough before the season once-sweet fragrance, even water polo tournament at bench played strongly in the Denise Devaney and Rachel is also a member of the U.S. UCSB.

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TYPING/WORD PROCESSING SUBLET NEEDED JUNE 19 - AUG 1 F ns rmmt to share rm in dean 2 Term papers, correspondence, 20! UCSD senior needs studio/ bd 1.5 ba apt. 6531 Sabado Tarde resumes, thesis, editing. Don’t miss the lbdrm apt. Responsible and con­ no.B12. Balconies w/ocean view. Movies Fast - reasonable rates. chance to see scientious. Please call Shelley at 619- Call Kelly 6863797 or Kathy 9669541 High Top Word Processing 687-3733. 296-8570.______» June to June lease.______Stanley Kubrick's ALPHA TYPING/WORD PROCESSING/- your special SUMMER SUBLEASE! 2B/1B 777 1 F ns rmmt to share apt. w/3 girls RESUMES moments again, El Greco no5. Large, very clean June 88-89. Clean apt; FUN SPELL CK IN SB OR WILL PICK 3650/mo. Call Tom 562-8355______STREET; Close to school! $260mo PHI’S UP and again and 6510 El Greco no. 16867271 Susan or FULL SUMMER SUBLET and BIG 682-5710______again. 6552 Segovia Leslie.______Term papers-resumes-thesis Clean $125 1 Fun F Needed to share 3 bdrm apt. For fast accurate typing service. 685-8439 Mike______OCEANSIDE D.P. CHETI BRO’s Call Marianne 967-0823 (days k SUMMER SUBLET ON TRIGO Spadous w/firepk: k deck 9667106 eves) Need 4 people for a spacious and 1 M/F N/S to rent a 2bdrm, lbath, CAMCORDERS clean apt. Only $125 ea. 685-9034, duplex with big yard, private TJ. WORD PROCESSING parking, big rooms and Indry fac. JACKET _____ will never be the same!______Reports, Dissertations, Resumes, FOR RENT SUMMER SUBLET ON SABADO!! You will live with 2 girls and 1 guy- Monday May 23rd TO THE BICEP’S Charts and Graphs, Desktop 2 NS F wanted for mid June/Sept. fun people! $250/montb. Call Katie Campbell Hall THE HAPPY HOUR WAS HOT- Publising. IBM/AT microsoft sublet. 2 bed, 1 1/2 bath, balcony, great location. $175 o.b.o at 56241760 (lv mssg) DON’T DELAY 7-611 *2.60 LETS PLAY AGAIN SOON! WORD 4.0, Letter Quality Printer. call now LOVE, THE CHI OMEGAS Call Michelle or Shana 685-2522. 1N/S F needed to share apt. on Cam. Sponsored by Fast, Accurate, Reasonable, Phi Sigma Kappa Courteous. Impossible Deadlines Santa Barbara Vacation Rentals Sur w/3 fun F for 88/89. Rent $295. Our Specialty. M M k A 682-4140 685-7879 One bedroom condo, nightly, weekly Call Tracey 562-9999.______We now have instant Greek let­ 7 am-6pm______or monthly rates. Call Sheryl 962- 1 or 2 F needed to sublet 2bdr/bth tering. Many different sizes k colors. Embroidered letters look 5691 or Pat 682-7188.______Sabado apt. Share w/ 2 cool rmies. YOUR WORDS PERFECT - word You c a n ’t k e e p a Rent neg. Call Kathy 562-9729. g o o d c o p d e a d . great on tanks, T’s, sweats, hats and proc., editing, manuscripts, Rental Select dean good one bedroom apt. much more. Very inexpensive also! resumes, cover letters - STUDENT while available. A block away from 2 F N/S ROOMIES WANTED FOR Student Body 6554 PardaU Rd._____ DISCOUNT - p/u ft delivery 964-2066. Network campus. Call Gary 965-1311 or 966 COOL TRIGO APT. JUNE 8689. 5284 CALL SOON!! Share it for the summer too and $150 DEBBI OR MARIE 6866818______A d Information is all per month, during all year too. 2F N/S needed to share room on T ravel CLASSIFIED ADS CAN BE An unbelievable and rare deal- lbd No dep9662740 Rental News______Sueno June - June ASAP! 263/mo. PLACED UNDER 8TORKE ! ! ! ! ¡HAWAII $13t/ow $238/rt only $476 that’s right a complete lbd Call Debra 968-6423.______Spacious studio apartment TOWER Room 10418 a.m.-4 p.m. M- FRANCE $24*/ow $458/rt apt. 9662740 Rental News______available. 2F needed for 2B/2B duplex. 213-645-5200 BUDGET HOLIDAYS F. PRICE IS 33.30 for 3 lines (per Beach House 2bdr $850 pet fine. Has a balcony and a fireplace. Washer/dryer, fireplace, backyard day), 33 spaces per line, 30 cents Lease or monthly. Carpets and Located next to campus. 6515 Trigo w/deck. Call Ross 6865704,______A.S. CAB 6 A.S. Underwrite each line thereafter. drapes through-out. 9662740 Rental St. No. 6 2F needed for summer sublet 6605 present No phone ins. Ad must be ac­ News______Call for more info. 9666895______Sabado Tarde $175 mo. June26 companied by payment. Beautiful and clean 1 bd apart. Summer Sublet: House near beach Sept20 Cali Deanna or Alissa 966 BOLD FACE TYPE is 50 cents per Large kitchen, walk in closet, w/yard - $800/mo. 2bdr, lbth. 686 8594 ______line (or any part of a line). covered rear parking. 6363. lv message.______2 F ’s wanted to rent w/ 2 other F ’s a 9667928 ______WANT TO SUBLET large dean & fun Goleta Apt. close 18 POINT type is $1.20 per Castillian/6650 Abrego- 6651 Quiet Couple wants their own apt. to campus. Sept 86June 89. Please line. Picasso. 2 bd. 2ba. with study room. lbd/rm pref. 6/169/15 BUI 9669991 CaU Dawn/Anne 9663504______RUN THE ADS DAY8 IN A ROW, Furnished. Some have decks, sec­ HUGE HOUSE IN GOLETA GET THE 5th DAY FREE tional couches, floor to ceiling closet 1M to share MASTERBDRM in Tuesday. May 24,1968 DEADLINE 4 p.m. 2 working days mirrors. With 4 people, two would prior to pubUcation. student house w/lM and 3F $220 966 I.V. Theatre, 7,9,£r 11p.m. have their own room. Available are 8445 Garrett. CLASSIFIED DISPLAY - $6.00/per 203,104,205, on Abrego and 106,103, Admission 43.00 column inch, plus a 25 percent SEPT JUNE 2 Males and 1 female need for a Free Slide Show 202, 203, 207 on Picasso. 106 has pvt surcharge. awesome D.P. apartment. $300 a yard. See Mgr. at 688 Picasso K. or DEADLINE NOON 2 working days The Graduate LEASES month. Must be fun and relaxed. go to Off. at 956 Emb. Del Norte next prior to pubUcation.______CaU Krissy or Allen at 9669334 7:30 Mon 5/23 to SOS Beer. 6860223 or 6863329 Info: call 968-8294 needed ASAP.______Clean 3bdrm lbth w/carport k bkyd. CALL NOW Priv. owner/very nice furniture & 2 M/F needed to lease new lbd VISTA DEL MAR Penthouse apt. 6/15/88 to 9/15/88 ext. well kept. pis. Call 9662334,6636 ______685-4506______Wanted S.T. $900.00/mo. June-Sept. Ask 4 laundry facilities, covered parking. Stacy or Jyl $Negotiable! 1______1 and 2 BDR NOW AVAILABLE. CaU Judy 562-8869 or Kristin 968-6006 I NEED A PLACE TO LIVE THIS One block to campus. Now renting Oceanside DP 1 Male to share June SUMMER. I’LL LOOK AFTER June 8689.1 bdr. $595 - 610.2 bdr 2 ba YOUR APT. IF THE PRICE IS $8961145, new carpets/fum/ un­ to June 3 decks, fireplace. Great RIGHT. WANT OWN ROOM OR furnished. See/call Dave at 807 place! 6549 DP nol. 6865888 $320/mo Steve______APT. CALL JOY 968-0648 LV M88G! RESEARCH Embarcadero del Norte no. 14. 966 Wed. May 25 0992/5661502 Ash.______TIRED OF IV? Enjoy own room in My reliable parents will sublet your 7 * 9 * 11:30pm big, clean Goleta house. Nice apt. for 2 mos. this summer at $300/- ZBdr-lBth APT »840 42.60 IV Theatre PAPER backyard, BBQ, Fireplace. Need 2 mo. Pool desireable but not Spons. by Black Pre-Health ASSISTANCE Fura - Lg Private Yard F ’s. Prefer Jr./Sr./Grad. $350/mo. necessary. Call Toby 5662653._____ SEND S2 FOR 488 PAGE CATALOG & A.8. Underwrite Quiet Street Near Campus and worth it!! For more info. 967- SUBLET NEEDED JUNE 19 - AUG Call for catalog with credit card or COD. In CA (41S) $86-3900 6589 Picasso Rd 8678 Serina of Nancy. ______20! UCSD senior needs studio/ ______Can Chris 968-4978______CHECK IT OUT! lbdrm apt. Responsible and con­ Overnight or same-day delivery. Cool, clean DP pad w/ 3 fun roomies scientious. Please call Shelley at 616 Seek Summer Sublet on Beach. Custom writing by expert staff. NEEDS 1 more F...YOU! 562-8195 296-8570,______H, Llncourt, Box 1405, Goleta, 93116 Compare our Prices SUBLET Furnished, all util., pool- DP Sum Sub 2 rmmts mstr bdrm, Summer Sublet wanted for free wsh/Dry, prvt prk, 2 rfrg, nw. responsible N/S F who needs own and SAVE side at the chalet. 6591 Seville no. 17. Berkeley Research $400 per month. June 26 Sept. 20. beds k crpt. $200 O.B.O 6512 Brent room will pay up to $200. Call 2385-K Ocean Ave., S.F., CA 94127 968-5196______Michelle 964-3135 CaU Steven at 562-8425 or Mark at 562-8426 Goleta masterbedrooom in student 3bd. 2ba. 2kitchen suites. Six people house $325/mo laundry, micro, yard. R esumes DEL PLAYA HOUSE 2plus each pay $206/mo. or get your own Start June lo r 15 Ph 968-9700______bedrooms 2 bath, Garden available. "JUST RESUMES” room for under $300. Total rent is IV Refugees wanted to rent rooms in June 15 $1400. monthly. Leave Written, Designed, Typed, Printed. $12S0/mo. util. pd. one bedroom has nice Goleta house. $330/month. CaU Message 685-4701.______Special UCSB Student Discounts. own kit. and pvt. entrance. See at M ik e6863492 eves.______1 Day Service. Call Kim 5661124. D.P. Oceanside/Oceanfront Up­ 6660 Abrego. Apts 4/5,6/7 and 12/13. LIVE IN HUGE DUPLEX ON stairs apatment for summer sub Mgr. is at 6688 Picasso K, 6860223. SABADO. 3 Rmmts needed (M or F) lease. 2 or more females needed. or go to Off. 956 Emb. Del Norte next to share nice 2B/2B VERY CLEAN! R ides Fully furnished, very clean. Call to SOS Beer or Call 6863329______CRISTY 685-6020______Kim 9666001______6508 DEL PLAYA 2BR JUN-JUN Going through Frisco Memorial NEED A SUBLETTER?! Duplex, 1BD, 1BA $700 plus dep. NEXT TO CAMPUS. DECK, GAS Weekend? I’d love a ride k will F seeks summer sublet room. Must PET OK, Unfurn. Carport, Yrd, BARBEQUE DOWNSTAIRS share gasl Please call Lisa 968-6152. aUow pets (popular IV dog-Bear) M eetings Privcy, Stv, Ref., Avail. 615,1 Year DUPLEX $1240/mo $800 deposit. Jnl2-Spt. CaU 9661810______RIDE NEEDED up north Sacto area There are 2 girls who want half; go CHRISTIAN SCIENCE lease. 6604 Trigo, 9660788______Needed 1 male non-smoker to share F ri or Sat, June 10 or 11th- will share by A look then call owner at 967-1028 ORGANIZATION meeting on Mon exp. Call Klmber 9660473______FOR RENT DUPLEX a great condo, on Goleta. Rent is Rent now for 88 89.3 bd. 1 bth. units. 6533 El Greco. Large k Deluxe $2S0/mo. not including utility. CaU 5/23 at 7:30pm in the URC bldg, in Indry hk. trash, water paid. Only Beds paces in 2bd/rm unit for lady Greg at 562-9348______Isla Vista (at 777 Camino UCSB students; individual contract Pescadero). Stop by, we’d like to see F or R ent $1250. Call Brent 964-0366 or 5661069 OCEANSIDE DP June 8689 $300. per month/yr lease. 687-2257 yourface!______leave message please.______2 needed own rooms k bathroom. GREAT SUMMER SUBLET $850IV unfurn. 2BD, 2BA in quiet 8 CaU Steve 6865897.______2Bdr-2Bth Nice clean 3 bdrm duplex on Sueno. unit building. 1 yr lease. 800 Emb. Greek M essages Huge lvng rm, kitchen and yard. del Mar. CaU Sylinda 6662038______Rm for rent health conscience no sm. no pets. $375 mo. plus $100 dep. P art furn. Room for 5 $190ea. Call A Four BD two bath house between Townhouse walk to beach 4 miles to UCSB 966 562-9923 or 9664647______Patterson k Turnpike North of Fwy. 0 0 9 2 .______ÄDPTS $875 LOW 87 RENTS-lBdrm $550 2Bdrm 579 Dentro -a cul-de-sac st. Turn $800 (3 persons) Furnd. Annl. lease. right on University off Patterson. SEX: 2 M (or F) NEEDED This week is the Fm 6/15. 6527 El Greco 6866743 or $1400/mo 5 people $1000 deposit. Jun- TO SHARE: 2BD, 11/2 BATH 969-6563______Jun lease owner 967-1028 RENT: 6225/MO. Drapes/Carpets/Unfurn LARGE BEDROOMS, WITH week!! Large 2br huge kitchen nicely furn Includes aU utilities WALK-IN CLO8ET 8 . RENT $300 dep. $950 mo. 777 Emb. del Mar Good Condition CHEAPER IN THE SUMMER! 77$ Yes, it's that time 6656 Picasso Road 967-7794.______R ooommate C AMINO DEL SUR APT. AS. CALL Call Chris 9664978 NEED A SUBLETTER?? CANDACE 685-537*______of year, ADR I am looking far a lbd/1 bath apt. to Wanted SUMMER SUBLET. Stay in SB this sublet, grad std. Steve6862569. summer. Live on D.P. w/ 3 fun girls, Spring formal is Nicely furn. 1 br, no last, $300 dep. 6661 Rent $250. CaU Stacey 562-8783. BEST DEAL!! 850 Camino Pescadero $595 mo. 967- Your own room in nice 4 bdr. 2 bth here! 7794.______JACUZZI house in Goleta (by Fairview Only (4) 1 bedims 0 . K. You broke us! 10 mo lease.In own house this summer IF to Shoping center) $295. Avail. 61 or 7- Miss it and be Your own rm. Walk-in closet. Util share rm 5 mi to campus. 885-5769. 1. Stay for the summer or longer. left at $550 mo. pd. Yard. Refrig in each bed. 964-2914. C8S-2344 Furnished $400/mo. Starts Septl- sorry!! JuneSO9879653______ONLY TWO LEFT! 2Bd/2Bath Apts. TOWER Sept lease $900 per mtb. Clean and OCEANSIDE DP 2M-2F needed June88-89 Quiet building. 820 Camino Corto ORDER OF Call April or Becky at 6867018 DEL PLAYA 1. V. Call Charles Eves. 968-9475 IF NS rm mt to share neat, clean 1 bd OMEGA 3 BDRM Private room and bathroom in apt. 81-88 to 8-31-89 w/2F’s at 6754 TOWS AVAILABLE JUNE 16th gorgeous Santa Barbara condo. 7 Abrego Rd no. 7 The Meadows. Call Impt. mee­ 685-8872 miles to campus. Condo only 2 yrs eves., Terry or Lili at 968-8543. Insurance 685-8687 old. A must see. Avail, mid June $385 1 F N/S needed to sublet 1 bd SB or AUTO INSURANCE ting Wed. Tan AUmti mo. Call Mark at 964-3072 Leave Goleta apt. with same for FALL 25 percent Discount Message.______ONLY 4 more info. 6862711 eves. possible an auto if GPA is 3.0 or May 25th at f l a a - l p n SAVE TIME 1 BLOCK PETAL TO 1 F/M needed to share apt w/3 fun better. JACUZZI CAMPUS/ STORES. F. 2plus 2 $250 girls $220 mo from 6/88-6/89 Call FARMERS INSURANCE OaMt-Saaaat In own house this summer IF to to $300 ea. 12 mo. New F., Carpet, Caroline or Lauren 6866683 CaU 682-2832 10pm at share rm 5 ml to campus. 685-6799. quality. 965-4886.______ask for Sloan, Pea or Lynette ZBT IS* 16 Monday, May 23,1988 Daily Nexus On Campus This Week . . . Special Monday, May 23 of the year. Elections, etc., new & old End-of-the-Quarter 8-12,1-5 — Senior Banquet tickets on sale all members welcome! week, available in SAA Office, Cheadle 1325 5 pm — A.S. Student Lobby meeting, 3rd PUB FESTIVAL 9 am -5 pm — Buy your tickets to see the floor UCen Last one of the Year I Drama Dept.'s production of "Orestes" at the 6- 7 pm — Advertising Club Pub happy hour, A&L ticket office. Tickets are $6 general; $5 last meeting, at the Pub Noon-3 pm Lagoon Shows during the day UCSB students 6:30 pm — A.S. Legislative Council meeting, with Shakin'not Stirred 9 am-4 pm — Jobs for Fall (work study UCen Pavilion preferred) apply at the A.S. Office, 3rd floor 7, 9,11:30 pm — Black Pre-Health presents: Confusion • College o fi UCen "Good Morning, Vietnam," I.V. Theatre, 10 am-4 pm — FREE Tay Sachs genetic $2.50 6-11 pm In the PUB screening, UCen rm. 1 7- 9 pm — Flying Club monthly meeting, Common Sense • B lack D eath Noon — Dr. Lenore Fulani will speak in Broida 1640 Storke Plaza 7-8:30 pm — Toastmasters meeting, your last • Crucial DBC The Swinging Tiki's 3-5 pm — A.S. Finance Board meeting, UCen chance! Woody's Restaurant in Goleta. Rides 2 will be avail, meet 6:45, UCen rm 3 3- 4 pm — Interview skills workshop, C&CS 7:30 pm — Rainforest Action Group last 4- 5 pm — Mandatory internship workshop,meeting of the year, come one, come all, C&CS Girvetz2112 5:15-6 pm — A.S. Underwrite meeting, UCen 7:30-8:30 pm — Reach Out for Animal rm 1 Rights, everyone welcome! UCen rm 2 You can’t keep a 6 pm — Chicano Pre-Law meeting, Bldg. 406 good cop dead. 7-8 pm — Commission on Minority Affairs Thursday, May 26 meeting, Multicultural Center 10-11 pm — Interview skills workshop, C&CS 7, 9, 11 pm — Animation Club brings great 11 am-12 pm — Seniors: buy your Pub Party old-time comedy: Buster Keaton, W.C. tickets and T-shirts now in front of UCen Fields, Haroly Lloyd films, I.V. Theatre 11 am-12 pm — Mandatory internship 7:30 pm — CARN general meeting, URC, 777 workshop, C&CS Camino Pescadero 11:30 am-2 pm — EOP Peers Barbeque, front HEAT 9, 11 pm — Phi Sigma Kappa presents "Full lawn of EOP Metal Jacket," Campbell Hall, $2.50 2- 6 pm — Interviews for 88-89 Student ■ R f c , NEW WORLD PICTURES Ü J ® ( « m M i m M « i N n u m Lobby, Lobby office, UCen 3rd floor Tuesday, May 24 3- 4 pm — SAA orientation meeting for Tuesday, May 24,7,9,11 pm 10-11 am — Resume writing workshop, C&- anyone interested in planning Homecoming I.V. Theatre $3.00 CS 1988, UCen rm 2 Sponsored by: A.S. UCSB Community Affairs Board - The largest student volunteer organization on campus — 11 am-2 pm — Seniors: Buy your Pub Party 3-4 pm — Resume writing workshop, C&CS and A.S. Underwrite tickets and T-shirts now in front of the UCen 5- 11 pm — Pub 7th Anniversary Party & Noon — APC Activities Awards Celebration! Music Fest at the Pub Storke Plaza. Free ice cream provided by 6- 9 pm — ACE Extravaganza, members only, ft's not too late to fill ou an Nicoletti’s & McConnell's call Bret for RSVP 968-9395 88-89 application for a community service Noon — Accounting Association meeting 6- 7 pm — Test Anxiety workshop, C&CS rm leadership position within CAB. plus DH plus S on getting ready for senior 1340 year, SH 1431 Just drop by our UCen 3rd floor Office 7, 9, 11 pm — AIESEC presents "Less Than 12:30 pm — Committee on Travel & En­ Zero," Campbell Hall, $2.50 DO IT TODAY Cr tertainment meeting, A.S. office, 3rd floor 7, 9, 11 , — Political Network presents MAKE A DIFFERENCE TOMORROWII UCen "Crimes of Passion," I.V. Theatre, $2.50 3- 4 pm — Creative job search, C&CS 7- 8:30 pm — University Christian Fellowship 4- 5 pm — Mandatory internship workshop, Thursday Night Alive, UCen rm 2 APC-The Place To Be!! C&CS 7 pm — Democratic Student Union meeting, 6 pm — GSA meeting — all student reps Buchanan 1940 you’re invited... please attend! South Hall 1432A 8 pm — The 1987-88 Faculty Research 6 pm — EOP Peers forum: Relationships, Lecture will feature Vincent Jaccarino, a Activities Awards Multicultural Center physicist who is the current Director of 6 pm — ASPA last meeting of the quarter, UCSB's Quantum Institute. He will lecture on Celebration with speaker, UCen rm 3 "Creativity and the Two Cultures" in 6 pm — CISPES weekly meeting, 3rd floor Chemistry 1179 (see ad) Tuesday, May 24 UCen 9 pm — GSA End of the Year celebration 12-1 pm Storke Plaza 6:15 pm — AIESEC weekly meeting; new party, Multicultural Center/lnterim Cafe. members welcome, UCen rm 2 Musicl Foodl Fun! Celebrate with the recipients 7, 9, 11 pm — CAB & A.S. Underwrite of the APC campus organization awards present "Dead Heat," I.V. Theatre, $3 Friday, May 27 for outstanding service to 7 pm — Campus Crusade for Christ weekly 11 am-12 pm — Mandatory internship the UCSB community meeting, Psych 1824 workshop, C&CS and... free ice cream provided by 8 pm — The film "Gone are the Days", will 4 pm — W.E.B. DuBois Award Ceremony, Nicoletti’s and McConnell’s show in Campbell Hall. Tickets are $3.50 Multicultural Center general; $3 UCSB students 7, 9, 11 pm — Sigma Phi Epsilon presents "Moonstruck," Campbell Hall, $2.50; $3 Wednesday, May 25 8 pm — The Drama Dept.'s production of 9 am-5 pm — Tickets are available now for "Orestes" begins tonight in the Main Theatre. the Drama Dept.'s production of "Orestes" at Tickets are $6 general; $5 UCSB students the A&L ticket office. Tickets are $6 general; $5 UCSB students Saturday, May 28 11 am-2 pm — Seniors: Buy you[ Pub Party 8 pm — The Drama Dept.'s production of tickets and T-shirts now! In front of UCen "Orestes" concludes tonight in the Main rts & Lectures Noon — Black Greeks food sales & step Theatre. Tickets are $6 general; $5 UCSB show, Storke Plaza students 1- 2 pm — Internship workshop, C&CS 8:30,11 pm — St. Athanasius presents "The Creativity and the Two Cultures 2- 3 pm — Graduate school workshop, C&CS.Mission," Campbell Hall, $2.50 rm 1109 Vincent Jaccarino 3- 4 pm — A.S. Constitution & By-Laws Monday, May 30 33rd Annual Faculty Research Lecture meeting, UCen rm 1 No Schooll Memorial Day Thu., May 26 / 8 PM / Chemistry 1179 3-4 pm — Summer job workshop, C&CS The staff and students at Arts & Lectures 3- 4 pm — Mandatory internship workshop, Director of UCSB’s Quantum Institute, physicist Vincent wish everyone good luck on finals and hope C&CS Jaccarino has received the highest academic honor you have a fun and safe summer vacation. 4- 6 pm — Commission on the Status of bestowed by the UCSB Academic Senate: the annual Don't forget to look us up when you get back! Women meeting. Women's Center Faculty Research Lectureship. A world leader in 5 pm — Black Pre-Law & Urban Teachers magnetism research. Jaccarino’s achievements display his Tuesday, May 31 Barbeque Jazz Nite, Multi-Cultural Center profound theoretical understanding of magnetism as well 7, 9, 11 pm — Animation Club presents 5 pm — Comm. Studies Assoc, last meeting as his vital experimental contributions. Buster Keaton, "One Week & Neighbors," Co-spopored by the UCSB Academic Senate. and Harold Lloyd: "Safety Last," $2.50

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