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*?**■ four* LA WEATHER "•"*>.6ur,, VA 228()7 TODAY: Sunny, high 62°F, low 38°F. TUESDAY: Partly cloudy, high 63°F, low 43°F. WEDNESDAY: Sending Shockwaves Showers, high through Spring 66°F, low 46°F. JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY See Stytepages 20-21 MONDAY Aoril 6. 1998 VOL. 75, NO. 45 JMU takes back the night E Bl Clothesline Project displays T-Shirts made by victims; ^1 a|S nearly 400 attend speak-out session on commons 1 length or even longer," said junior Ann Waller, /• W^M IS by Jen Bonds a coordinator of the "Take Back the Night" contributing writer Coalition. Approximately 50 people stood at the About 400 students and faculty sat on the microphone on a makeshift stage during that . | wnm

JMU junior Louis Ziegler stands by one of his bathroom billboards. The alternative reading material advertises services area businesses offer, and can be found hanging in the restrooms of area establishments. In-stalling advertising in 'Burgs restaurants JMU student hopes to cosh in with Valley s first bathroom billboard business

Bar and Grill and Everybody's by Tara Hafer Gym. contributing writer Ziegler first saw the concept in Richmond and said he thought it A JMU business and market- could be a success in ing major opened his own adver- Harrisonburg as well. He started tising business in Harrisonburg. the business with legal help from Junior Louis Ziegler estab- his father and brother-in-law, lished Creative Advertisement and has since run the business this year. Ziegler posts black from his home on South Main frame display cases on the back Street. of bathroom stall doors to adver- Ziegler charges his clients, DYLAN BOUCHERLE//>/i«to editor tise his client's services. The which include limousine services, Cat in a paper hat frames can hold from one to four flower shops, insurance agencies notebook-sized ads. and accountants, anywhere from JMU grad Alycia Phoenix ('97) helps some of the participants at the Very Special Arts Festival Ziegler hung the first^f these $25 to $75 per month for his make paper hats. The annual event for area children with disabilities featured fine art, musk, dance advertisements on March 2 in 10 advertising services. "I've pretty and theater activities. It was held at the Harrisonburg Recreation Center Friday. different Harrisonburg establish- ments, including JM's, Mainstreet see ADVERTISING page 2 _._.... -. J 2 Monday, April 6, 1998 THE BREEZE Night continued from page 1 attackers on campus. One woman said to the men "To the /""ess alone, chequered as in the audience, "One moment of sexual pleasure for you may be a it is with abuses, the uvrld is lifetime of anger and low self- indebted for all the triumphs esteem at another's expense. Just toliicli have been gained by think before you ruin someone's reason and humanity over error ." and oppression." One male student said his — James Madison suite mates laughed at him for Lilitor Courtney A. Crowtey coming to the program and said, MniMgiii); iditor Manny Rosa "It's the girls' problem." TtchnttogywtMtgcr Brian Higglns "The people who laugh at something as serious as this are Alice K. Crisci the ones who really need to be Oesipi editor Thomas Scala here," he said. Netixetlitor Brad Jenkins Many women and men Not* editor Katheryn Lenker talked about dealing with depres- A«I naossBkf Julia L. Fib sion, lost self-esteem, eating dis- CMnwtattor Kelly L Hannon orders, drugs, alcohol or suicide Style eilitor Vinlta Viswanathan attempts through the painful Focus editor Jennifer R. Baker times. "I just wanted to end my Assl. styte/fmis editor Jackie Clstemino life," one female speaker said. Spot* editir Seth Burton "But I found comfort in the Bible LAURA SOVlAWsfiiiorpluiiiifiraplu < Asst sports iditor Mike Gesario and turned my life to God." Many others said they found Copy editor Jason Mclntyre that a strong sense of spirituality Students gather on the commons Thursday for "Take Back the Night," ^^^^^^^ Asst.eupy editor Jenny Stromarm also helped them through people on sexual assault. Over 400 participated in the program, which consisted of a speak-out session Dylan Boucherie Ptioto editor unbearable situations. and a T-shirt clothesline designed by victims. Asst. pinto editir Lindsay Mann Survival was a main theme The shirts deal with numer- Gmpliks iditor Rebecca Dougherty nated in Germany in 1973 as a, within the program. A female ous subjects including sexual FlipDe Luca, response to violence toward Aihvsers speaker was met with applause Clothesline assault, suicide, sexual orienta- Alan Neckowltz, women. when she said, "I am not a vic- tion, incest and domestic vio- David Wendelkcn tim. I am a survivor." The program is now recog- Project The audience, bundled in nized on college campuses, lence. As people observed shirts, a blankets, sat captive, some crying including other Virginia schools About 200 T-shirts made by recording called "Sounds of and finding comfort in friends. such as Virginia Tech and students and staff were hung for Sexism" played. The sound of a Tlw Breeze is published Monday Others tied knots in purple rib- Eastern Mennonite University. students to read all day at the and Thursday mornings and bons the program's coordinators Students who attended the Clothesline Project in PC gong four times a minute indicat- distributed throughout James ed that a woman is being bat- Madison University and the local provided. The knots tied in a rib- event said they found it very Ballroom Thursday before "Take l [anisonburg community. bon represent the number of vic- powerful. Back the Night." tered in the . Comments and complaints should tims of violence a person knows. "It was very powerful thing Shirts decorated with paint The sound of a whistle every be addressed to Courtney A. Crowley, and markers told of pain, healing minute indicated that a woman editor. "I had just a few knots in from a guy's standpoint, to sec all Mailing address: my ribbon when I arrived," these people around you experi- and survival. Some wrote poems was raped in the United States. A Tlw Breeze sophomore Bonnie Estes said. ence this," freshman Matt Leunig to friends and family, while oth- bell represented a woman being Gl Anthony-Seeger Hall "At the end of the program, I had said. "These are life changing ers wrote directly to their attack- murdered by her partner. An MSC 6805 average of three to four women lames Madison Universih 18, and I was totally shocked." experiences." ers. 1 larnsonburg, Virginia 22807 Sophomore Abi Miller said, "You bastard, how dare you per day are killed this way in the Around midnight, a candle- 1 Phone:(540)568-6127 light vigil in remembrance of vic- "It is really the most moving and wear a cross " one. victim asked United States. Fax: (540) 569-6736 powerful experience because her offender. Another simply The Clothesline Project E-Mail address: tims of violence took place. At the_ [email protected] the conclusion of the program, everyone is together. When wrote, "Fuck You," in bold red offered counseling for those who Breeze Net: about 150 people marched someone gets up to speak, you k'tti'is that resembled dripping sought help and provided a sta- http://breeze.jmu.edu around campus with candles and are there to listen, and heal with blood. tion for those who wanted to An individual may have one copy chanted, "We're letting everyone them." "The shirts are another outlet make a T-shirt. The event Was of Tlw Breeze for free know that violence against The "Take Back the Night" to let people know what is going sponsored by The Office of All subsequent copies cost 25 activities followed the Clothes- on, it's another way to break the Residence Life's First Year tents apiece. women will not be tolerated any- more." line Project, an all-day exhibition silence," said junior Ann Waller, Investigations and the Women - In The Breeze "Take Back the Night" origi- ofT-Shirts. Clothesline Project coordinator. Resource Center.

OPINION 10 Advertising_ FOCUSON 13 continued from page 1 STYLE 17 SPORTS 23 much paid for what I've put into The American Heart that contain Creative Rea's Pizza, said, "There were COMICS 35 the business so far," Ziegler said. Association." Advertisement work," Ziegler just a couple of comments [about CLASSIFIEDS 39 Between phone calls, design- Ziegler said his business was said. Ziegler's advertisements the ads] like 'Where'd you get ing the ads and the display cases difficult to start because very few also appear in Blue Foxx Cafe, them?'" and paperwork, Ziegler said he people were familiar with the* Chisolm's, Froggie's Lounge, Key Doug Pullen, of Key CLASSIFIEDS spends close to 40 West Bar and Grill, said, "There hours a week on the have been some positive respons- How to place a classified: business. However, (t, es because it increases awareness Come to Tlie Breeze office he said he feels that There have been some positive responses about some of the local business- weekdays between 8 a.m. he still has ample because es around here. People have and 5 p.m. time to devote to it increases awareness about some of the liked them." Cost: $2.50 for the first 10 school. local bu Overall, Ziegler said he thinks words, $2 for each additional "After residing in sinesses... People have liked them." Creative Advertising will be suc- 10 words; boxed classified, Harrisonburg for cessful. He hopes to expand the $10 per column inch. several years, I feel I Doug Pullen business to Staunton someday. Deadlines: noon Friday for should give some- Manager. Key West Bar and Grill Advertising in public Monday issue, noon Tuesday thing back to the restrooms originated in Great for Thursday issue. community," he said. 'Therefore, concept of public restroom West Bar and Grill, Nautilus Britain. It began in the United Classifieds must be paid in I have been offering free advertis- advertising. . . , Fitness Center, Rockingham States about a decade ago in advance in Vie Breeze office. ing to non-profit organizations in "There are now 10 establish- Livestock and Bob-a-Rea's, Pizza. Baltimore, Md., and has spread the.Harrjsonburg area, such as ments in the Fjarrisonburg, area. Bob Heajy, owner of Bob-a- throughput,t^ecpunbry. .lM _ ■ THEi ill. BREEZE in\i,i.f,i, Monday, .viinru.i), Apriln|Mii 6, 1998 3 IHMIHUNL D-hall attemps to spice up meals Executive chef attempts to broaden students dining experiences police reporter with new series that emphasizes foods from around the world Campus police report the following:

Assault and Battery gested. Accordingly, D-hall will offer a • A male juvenile allegedly struck a female over by Maury Sugarman vegetarian dinner April 15. the head several times with a soda bottle and contributing writer Mangan said the Executive Chef Series then choked her on a Harrisonburg Transit Bus is "a way to gradually introduce new at 6:02 p.m. April 2. * "Persian Layered Pilafs, Pate', Crab fixxls to the staff as well as to customers." The female suffered an anxiety attack as a Cakes and Strawberry Rhubarb Bundle ... D-hall plans to. add 100 new items to its result of the alleged attack and was taken to where are we again?" This is the question everyday menu for the fall 1998 semester. Rockingharn Memorial Hospital. Steve Mangan, JMU's Executive Chef, Junior Jim Harper said the variety of wants students to ask when they eat at D- food make the dinners successful. Grand Larceny hall. "I thought it was a welcome change • Unidentified inrividuals allegedly stole a Trek "When people from the normal kind of food," Harper 850 mountain bike serial #6061T6 that was get in a large-scale ^———— ™™-"~—™—■■■™—■■ said. "The fcxxl was secured to a bike rack on the front porch of environment such .definitely better Logan Hall between 11 p.m. March 26 and 8:30 as D-hall, [both the Coming to D-hall than the a.m. March 31. cooks and the cus- Steakhouse." The bike is registered JMU decal 1098. tomers] can lose should be an exciting Jason their passion for the Heiserman, a grad- Petty Larceny food," Mangan said. learning process to uate student, said • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole Levi "Coming to D- he liked the atmos- Sirvertab khaki's, a long sleeve T-shirt, a gray hall should be an understand the different phere at the dinner Eastern Mountain Sports shirt, an Abercrombie & exciting learning he attended. "I Fitch faded shirt and a short sleeve "SIX" process to under- types of foods in the thought it was very LaCrosse shirt from a dryer in the basement of stand the different well done," he said. White Hall between 11 a.m. and 12 p.m. March types of foods in the world. "It was a more for- 30. world." mal atmosphere The items are valued at $126. It was this idea Steve Mangan than a regular night that led Mangan, executive chel at D-hall." Threats/Harassment who came to JMU ' Although he • Unidentified individuals allegedly sent in 1997, to establish the "Executive Chef works primarily at D-hall, Mangan also threatening e-mail and made harassing Dining Series" at D-hall. Accompanied by assists all of the dining facilities on campus telephone calls to a residence hall room April 1. candles, flowers, table cloths and other with advice. decorations, these theme dinners include In addition to Mangan's chef series, he Destruction of Personal Property Caribbean, Italian, Surf and Turf and has been making recommendations about • An officer who was unable to cross the Mardi Gras meals. other dining options. railroad tracks reportedly saw a student on the The dinners have introduced D-hall A self-described "catalyst," Mangan RICK IIAKMAN/rwi/rifeufinj; pholonraphrr other side damage the trunk of a parked car with patrons to dozens of new foods in the last has contributed such new ideas as PC a rock in W-lot at 12:45 a.m. March 2. few months. Dukes' veggie and chicken wraps, Market Executive Chef Steve Mangan prepares The officer has a full description of the subject Mangan and his staff will have more One's pasta dishes and the many baked another dish. Mangan started the Exec- utive Chef Series at D-hall, a more formal who later entered Wayfand Hall with a key. reservation-only dinners in the future. goods also at Market One. Mangan said he wants to have one every Mangan is helping dining services dinner at D-hall. Mulch Fire month. develop Festival, a mall-inspired food some of the time, he said. • Unidentified individuals allegedly started a Students are encouraged to give input court on the College of Integrated Science Mangan is also working on an idea of mulch fire outside of Chandler Hall at 2:46 p.m. as to which menu items they would like to and Technology campus. opening a dining facility that would offer April 2. see in the future through comment cards, Festival will include a pizza restaurant, ready-made meals that could be heated up Mangan said. a grill, a deli, a stir-fry wok station and a once the customer gets home. He also said Number of drunk in pubfc charges since June 4:60 Seafood, a personal pizza bar and vege- Boston Market-style rotisserie. JMU could obtain a nationally-recognized tarian menus were all ideas students sug- Festival will accept punches at least food chain in the future Group tells peers of drug, alcohol dangers Easter Bunny The information in each program centers on drug and by Corie Shomper alcohol education. The educators seek to help students contributing writer make personal decisions to stop using drugs or alcohol. assaulted at Peer educators are nationally certified by the The JMU Counseling and Student Development Center BAACHUS/GAMMA Peer Education Network, which Little Rock mall recently trained its first nationally certified alcohol and includes 800 peer education groups. drug peer educators. To become a peer educator, students complete eight by AP/Newsfinder "The main goal of the program is to use students to units of training. The units are: caring and helping within educate other students about drugs and alcohol," said limits, two units on listening, response and referral skills, news service Tom Miller, counselor and substance abuse education and confrontational skills, presentation and programming NORTH LITTLE ROCK (AP) — The Easter Bunny prevention specialist. skills, role modeling and ethics and "Taking Care of seems to have more worries than simply doling out the Six JMU students were certified to present programs Ourselves: A Stress Management Program." goodies one Sunday in spring. about drug and alcohol to student offenders. Before, facul- "The training was interactive and since the group of us Police said the giant rabbit was and pushed at a ty and staff ran these programs. training was small, every person's needs could be met," North Little Rock mall Wednesday night. Peer educators are enrolled in the Health 389 peer educator Alissa Anderson said. Dusty-Ann Cook told police she entered a video Practicum in health education. But students can become a Miller said he thinks the stress management unit of the arcade at the mall while she was dressed as the Easter peer educator without being enrolled in the practicum. training is especially important. "Often students who are holiday figure. Training for new peer educators will be offered next fall involved with peer educating are student leaders and are Cook said a boy she didn't know walked up to her, and probably next spring, Miller said. very busy, [and] sometimes they need help dealing with pushed her in the chest with both hands and then hit Peer educators present two programs: "Back on Track" stress," he said. her in the back of the head. and "By the Numbers." They present these programs to Anderson said, "[Students] can talk to us on the same After the incident, she told police that she spun students who have violated JMU's drug and alcohol level. We go out to parties so we know what that is like." around and got a look at the boy through the mouth of policy. Sandy Choe, a peer educator, said she's a peer educa- her Easter Bunny helmet. They also present programs that offer information, tor because she can help other students. Cook said she felt minor pain in her chest and neck, about drugs and alcohol to clubs, organizations, athletic . "[Students] need to make a responsible decision about but she declined medical treatment. teams, fraternities'and sororities. using "drugs and alcohol," she said. 4 Monday, April 6, 1998 THE BREEZE

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••—*»• . >»»••»•■ . . w , mm , THE BREEZE Monday, April 6, 1998 5 Faculty, staff, administration to get raises centage of annually to by Kelly Whalen Faculty generally complete a written their salary determine self-evaluation and submit it to the depart- contributing writer increase, Faculty and Staff their eligi- ment head. Evaluations are reviewed and King said. Pay Raise bility for a then submitted to the corresponding dean, JMU administration, faculty and classi- Classified raise. according to the Faculty Handbook. fied staff will receive a pay increase effec- staff that Total: Student ev- Some staff members welcome the tive Dec. 1. exceed set $6,521,827 aluations of upcoming pay raise. The total cost of pay raises for adminis- expectations faculty play "Getting a nice raise encourages me tration and faculty combined is $6,037,793 for their par- a role in and makes me want to continue to per- and $484,034 for classified staff, Charles ticular jobs determin- form at high levels and exceed what I did King, vice president of administration and will receive ing the am- the year before," Barbara Miller, director of finance, said. a 4.55 per- ount of the libraries, said. This is an average increase of 3.1 per- cent incre- raise. Library support staff are not evaluated cent for administration and a 6.1 percent ase. Those Each by students, but they evaluate themselves average increase for faculty. Classified staff that meet academic and are reviewed by peers each May will receive an average raise of 3.67 per- expectations department Classified staff's evaluation is similar to cent, according to figures presented to the will earn a is required the process faculty and administration fol- Board of Visitors. 2.25 percent to have a low. JMU employees with positions in increase. Personnel Faculty members are excited about the departments like facilities management, Classified Advisory upcoming pay raise as well. housekeeping and transportation make up staff that Committee "It's always good," said associate pro- classified staff, said Shelli Short, director of don't meet PACs fessor of physics, Jon Staib. human resources and training and devel- expectations are com- Staib said the pay increase is the high- opment. will not posed of est he's seen in recent years. But he thinks "In past years, classified staff received receive a faculty RKBF.CCA OOl'<;HERTY/.i,'/Y//>/i/< I editoi the average percentage increase of 6.1 per- an across-the-board raise," King said. pay increa- members cent for faculty can be misleading. But this year classified staff will receive se, King said. from departments and are elected by Staib said that someone could receive a raises based on job performance evalua- Salary increases for administration and department members. PACs evaluates fac- 12 percent salary increase while another tions. How well classified employees meet faculty are also merit-based. Administra- ulty members' qualifications for promo- person receives no increase due to the job expectations will determine the per- tors and faculty undergo job evaluations tion or tenure. merit-based system, Staib said. L. A. restaurants open kosher kitchens to favorable response Fifteen hotels build special facilities to meet Jewish food preparation rules for religious ceremonies and meetings

AP/newsfinder Wetherly Room, will be a bris, where shellfish and broccoli are By federation estimates, the expensive facilities to compete for the circumcision of an infant with banned and all processed foods Jewish population of Greater Los the Jewish dollar with the news sen-ice a celebratory meal to follow. must bear a kosher label. Angeles is about 520,000, or Century Plaza and the Beverly The staff is on kosher alert. About 15 four-star L.A. hotels 247,000 households, of which Hilton. LOS ANGELES — As chicken Lisbon and another rabbi will now boast kosher kitchens or will only 4.3 percent are Orthodox. Lo.ews catering manager sizzles on the grill in the Four be around from cocktail hour to kasher (sterilize) their kitchens But, Herman says, "Kashrut is Debra Rosenberg says business Seasons Hotel's kosher kitchen, dessert to make sure everything for special events. often a common denominator at has tripled since the hotel put in chefs are chopping parsley and is strictly acceptable to Orthodox "It just makes good business a social event where you want to its $250,000 facility two years ago. scooping dairy-free chocolate and other Jews who observe sense," said Pini Herman, include a denominational cross- Jonathan Reeves, director of mousse into terrines. Luncheon kosher law. research coordinator for the section of the community." special events at the Four menu in hand, Rabbi Binyomin The Four Seasons of Beverly Jewish Federation Council, It makes such good business Seasons, which opened its kosher Lisbon, the mashgiach who over- Hills is among deluxe area hotels whose events are kosher. sense that hostelries including kitchen in early 1997, says, "Our sees preparation, is peering into that in recent years have invested "Everybody can participate with- Loews Santa Monica Beach sales have increased 200% with pots and pans and checking car- in kosher kitchens — kitchens out fear. Also, many Hotel, the Bel Age, the Beverly the kosher kitchen revenues." ton labels. opened only for events where Conservative Jews observe Hills Hotel and the Warner In two hours, upstairs in the dairy and meat never mingle, kashrut." Center Marriott recently installed see PASSOVER page 9 Breaking the habit Brown bag lunch urges creativity in academic thought help students break routine thoughts and ideas by Brent Heupel "Know your best time of productivity," he said. contributing writer Knowing the most creative time of day allows people to have the appropriate tools on hand to Eight professors and five students gathered in collect thoughts, he said. Hillcrest House Wednesday to attend a creativity Foucar-Szocki also offered techniques useful in seminar sponsored by the Honors Program. developing new ideas. A variation of brainstorm- Reginald Foucar-Szocki, associate professor of ing, called brain writing, is actively used at JMU, hospitality and tourism management, spoke he said. The products of brainwriting should be about how creativity can be limited by simple written down just like brainstorming. With brain habits. He also offered techniques to help break writing, the ideas are passed to a partner who routine thoughts. adds further ideas to the sheet, he said. "At a young age you are told what's right and Sophomore honors student Carolyn Keating wrong," he said. This leads to habit-bound think- said she thought the presentation was effective. ing. He demonstrated habit-bound thinking by "This presentation made me aware ol how we having the audience clasp their hands while inter- have been conditioned to limit our creativity," she locking their fingers. He then asked the audience said. "He knew the topic well and offered several RICK HARMAN/fnnwtains photographer to switch the position of their hands, which illus- suggestions for expanding the way we think." trated his point that the change causes discomfort. The Brown Bag Lunch program was started in Talkin' Developing thought patterns based on right 1990. It was the main outreach from the Honors Members of the all male a capella group "Madison Project" sing and wrong limits creativity, Foucar-Szocki said. Program to the general JMU population and sur- at their CD release concerfSaturday night. The concert's proceeds To correct this, Foucar-Szocki tells students "take rounding community, said Dr. Joanne Gabbin, go to the Carrie Kutner Student Ambassador Scholarship. a look at things from a different perspective." director of the Honor Program. "It's an informal Foucar-Szocki offered several techniques to iabbin said. . :i! 6 Monday, April 6, 1998 THE BREEZE Copies Wilson Hall Warren Hall Showker Hall Mon-Fri 8am - I2noon Mon-Thur 8am - 8pm • Transparencies Mon-Thur 9am - 9pm Ipm • 5pm Fri 9am - 6pm Fri 8am - 5pm • Binding 3c opy Sat & Sun IZnoon - 6pm Sat CLOSED Sun 4pm - 8pm • Enlargements/ Centers CISAT A-1 CISAT Modular Reductions s Mon-Thur 7:30am - 8pm Mon-Fn 8am - 5pm 5CAMPUS LOCATIONS Fri 7:30am - 5 pm Sat & Sun CLOSED Graphic Service 1 Sat & Sun CLOSED Folding/Stapling Uterren Hall Copy Center • Course Packets Fax Services available at Showker, Wilson and both CISAT locations. Showker Hall Copy Center Resumes Wilson Hall Copy Center Color Copies CISAT Copy Centers

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1k Madison Marketing Association meeting, Zane Showker Hall, rm. 108,6 p.m. .-***■ ♦ Students for Camp Heartland meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 306,7 p.m. Details: Celeste, x6887. 1k "Power Coaching for Women," sponsored by the Women's Resource Center, Taylor Hall, rm. 402,7 p.m. Details: x3407. 1k "Eunice Wenger: Graduate Thesis Show" opening, 1 Zirkle House, 7 to 9 p.m. Details: Sarah, 564-1164. Some hearing loss 5% ♦ "Christy Fisher and Erin Gibney: Black and White 'Other 11% ^ Starting snoring also 9% Photo/ Ceramic Sculpture" opening, Zirkle House, Beds in separate rooms 11 % 7 to 9 p.m. Details: Sarah, 564-1164. trees: USATod»y. Been so long it'» now "white noise" 32% http://wvw2joulhwiml. net ♦ College Republicans meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 306, 8 to 9 p.m. Details: Stephanie, x5560. THOMAS SCALA/ienior artist TUESDAY * EQUAL meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 402,5 p.m. * CARE meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 302,6 p.m. Details: Stephanie, 574-2557. 1k Young Democrats meeting, Maury Hall, rm. G-5, 7 p.m. Details: Carrie, breigcm. * Pre-Law Society meeting, Maury Hall rm. G-2,8 p.m. Details: Shawn, 801-0326. April Fools' story lands The Dally in Forestry Department blames hot water at University of Washington Afton fire on illegal trash burning WEDNESDAY 8 SEATTLE — Not everyone's laughing along with The AFTON — A wildfire that burned 400 acres and • Women's Reading Group discussion of The Second Shift Daily-at the University of Washington. endangered 25 homes on Afton Mountain was started by by Arlie Hoschschild, Sheldon Hall, rm. 114.4 p.m. Some readers think the student newspaper's April debris being burned at a subdivision construction site, a Details: Mary Lou, x6213. Fools issue this year took things too far with a fake story state Forestry Department spokesman said Friday. about a female student at another college being raped No charges had been filed, spokesman Lou Southard • Phi Chi Theta Executive Council meeting, Zane and murdered by a serial killer imitating Ted Bundy. said, but the investigation continues. No further details Showker Hall, rm. 108,5:30 p.m. Details: Dave, 433-7231. The phony story about the death at Evergreen State were available. College in Olympia had the headline, "Bundy Copycat Burning before 4 p.m. within 300 feet of a forest is • InterVarsity Christian Fellowship large group meeting, Strikes Evergreen Campus." illegal this time of year in Virginia . Taylor Hall, rm. 405,7 p.m. Details: Susie, x4075. The story said police feared the student's killer was A person can be fined up to $500 for illegal burning • Evening prayer, sponsored by Catholic Campus imitating Bundy, who confessed to killing 23 women in and forced to pay to extinguish a fire if one results from Ministry, CCM House, 9:30 p.m. Details: Mimi, 433-8059. Washington, Oregon, Utah, Colorado and Florida. the burning. Bundy was executed in 1989 for the kidnapping and The fire was contained about 2 a.m. Friday, but shifting slaying of a 12-year-old Florida girl. winds blowing throughout the day across smoldering [THURSDAY "Rape and murder are not funny," said Kay "hot spots" threatened to move sparks across the bulldozed fire lines protecting the expensive homes with # Guest lecture, "Vietnam Revisited," by Uyen Dinh, Kinghammer, an office assistant at UW's Graduate School of Public Affairs. majestic views. US. Congress Legislative Aide, sponsored by the Asian By Friday evening two new fire crews with about 20 Studies program, Taylor Hall, rm. 305,4 p.m. Kinghammer said she is angry the paper would trivialize violence. "If it was going to do a prank, it firefighters had been sent to replace others, said Chris # EARTH meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 305,5 p.m. should make it clear it was not a real story," she said. Thomsen with the Forestry Department. The April 1 issue of the Daily has traditionally been a "We've completed back burning . . . and are just # Fellowship and praise, sponsored by Baptist Student prank issue. patroling the the fire line," Thomsen said, predicting that Union, BSU Center, 5:30 p.m. Details: BSU Center, Evergreen State spokesman Mike Wark said the college rain expected around midnight would end the fire 434-6822. received two calls from people who read the story and emergency. 1k Prayer and Praise, sponsored by Campus Crusade for thought it was real. "I won't be comfortable until I see no more smoke," Madeline Snyder, 43, said earlier in the day as smoke Christ, Zane Showker Hall, G-5,7 p.m. Mike Roarke, the Daily's managing editor, said the staff received so many angry phone calls that he was planning wafted up the mountainside in front of her house. Send Duke Days Information to write an apology in Monday's edition. Overhead, workers in a helicopter with a hanging "What we did was pretty stupid," he said. "In bucket were dumping water on "hot spots" where in writing hindsight we should have probably asked people to use flames broke out. An airplane circled the mountain to JuQa L FUz, assistant news editor. better taste." periodically to monitor the smoldering fire. The Breeze. GI Anthony-Seeder — AP/newsfinder news service — AP/newsfinder news service MSC 6805 JMU Harrisonburg. UA 2280? Drop it off at The Breeze office or fax if to: Preview Coming soon to The Breeze. 568-6736. 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Many things (in WASHINGTON — Any impeachment might make a difference on planning first year." dietary law), from a purely hygienic point proceedings against President Clinton under way by GOP officials in the House. Where there is a kosher kitchen, there is of view, make no sense." would hinge on evidence uncovered by "The political atmosphere has changed a mashgiach to oversee events. For a typi- While the principal dietary laws are Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr, in the president's favor," said Sen. Arlen cal 4 p.m. Sunday wedding and feast, he found in the Bible, Union said, "ultimately, according to House Republicans who say Specter, (R-Pa.). might arrive at the hotel at 8 a.m. and stay for the believing Jew, the real answer to dismissal of Paula Jones' sexual harass- In comments to reporters in the Capitol, until every dish is put away and the the philosophical question is we do it ment lawsuit will not affect their plans. Specter said preparations in the House kitchen locked. Not all mashgiachs are rab- because we regard this as God's law. House Speaker Newt Gingrich said in "may put it into reverse. They may put it bis, but all are trained in the kosher life. Having said that, we believe there are an interview Thursday, "Everything into neutral. Before these hotels installed special many benefits . . . and lessons to be depends on what Judge Starr decides." "You don't have to have it in overdrive. kitchens, a kosher caterer had to be learned," such as self-discipline and the The third-ranking House Republican, Maybe they'll be affected by some of the brought in and the main kitchen shut injection of spirituality into every aspect of Tom DeLay of Texas, offered a similar sen- facts." down while the ovens were blowtorched life, "of which eating is a very important timent in more pungent terms. Starr has grand juries at work in Little to rid them of any particles of nonkosher part." "We act on principle. We will not be Rock and in Washington. The one sitting food. Even with a mashgiach on hand, "For those who believe,there are no intimidated by White House attack dogs," in the nation's capital is investigating alle- some observant Jews felt uneasy. questions," Union said. "For those who do the GOP whip said in a written statement. gations of a presidential affair and cover- "Wherever people go to eat, you're the not believe, there are no answers. That The statement accused Clinton sup- up stemming from the Jones case. one they rely on," Lisbon said. doesn't mean it's wrong to probe, to ask. porters of using the lawsuit's dismissal as Torricelli said it would be unusual for a His Kehilla.Kosher of Los Angeles is Great minds... have tried to understand it a club to attack Starr and "possible hear- prosecutor to file charges when the under- one of the two largest agencies providing in terms of its moral and spiritual applica- ings the Congress may hold." lying case — Jones' lawsuit — had been kashrut supervision. The other is the tions." Several Democrats said the dismissal in dismissed. Rabbinical Council of . Some Today, he said, most who are faithfully Little Rock, Ark. on Wednesday of Jones' "After a few days, cooler heads will hotels use both. Client loyalties are strong. observant "do so because they regard it as sensational lawsuit had altered the politi- prevail" at Starr's office, he said. "The community is definitely split," a part of their religious heritage and they cal landscape — and even Starr was not Under Gingrich's guidance, House Rosenberg says. regard it as binding, even if it is sometimes immune from public sentiment. Republicans have been making rudimenta- To the uninitiated, understanding what inconvenient." "Clearly Ken Starr is going to have to ry preparations for a possible impeach- comprises kosher is a piece of kugel com- Lisbon said, "We believe God instructs enter into an exit strategy," said Sen. ment review, pending receipt of a report pared to understanding keeping kashrut. us because it's the best thing for the soul. Robert Torricelli, (D-N.J.) from Starr that cites evidence of impeach- A nonkosher meal might start with The Bible doesn't say, 'Do this because ' "He may try to salvage himself by writ- able offenses. smoked salmon and cream cheese, a "For example, the Bible doesn't explain ing a scathing report, but that doesn't In the interview, a part of a 14-city tour kosher meal with smoked salmon and why shellfish, or anything else that crawls, change the conclusion. It's about over." to mark the publication of his new book, nondairy dill mayonnaise. is forbidden, only that it is," He said. "It is Senate Democratic leader Tom Daschle Lessons Learned the Hard Way, a Personal But why no mixing of meat or poultry a sacrifice, and it becomes second nature." of South Dakota told reporters he hopes History, Gingrich said he doubted Starr's and dairy? Why no shellfish? Why no veg- Some foods are, by definition, kosher, "Mr. Starr would see fit now to bring his own timetable would be affected dismissal etables such as broccoli that might hide such as salt and . Others may or may investigation to a close. Jones' lawsuit. mites? not be, according to the manner in which " He has indicated that he's nearing clo- He also said he doubted there was It's "definitely not" for hygienic rea- they are processed. sure and I would hope that as a result of political risk involved for Republicans.

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T/MEMRY, A VOTE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE!ICE! ^ • PLEASE VOTE WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8 ON THE COMMONS OR ZANE SHOWKER 9 a .m.-7 p.m. j/^ Monday, April 6, 1998 THE BREEZE

A "you're-a-cheapskate" dart to professors who've never left a tip while dining at the Steakhouse. Sent in by a Steakhouse employee who knows your annual income is greater than his: Pat.,.

A "you-saved-my-grade" pat to the student in Carrier Library who let me use his FLEX account for last minute photocopies. Sent in by a grateful student who managed to turn Voter apathy reflects state of SGA his assignment in on time because of your generosity. TMU went to the polls last Wednesday to elect On Feb. 4, SGA allocated $2,394 to the I its representatives to the Student Government Breakdancing Club for new uniforms. Was this an Dart... I Association for the 1998-'99 school year. Less efficient allocation of funds? The members of the ■'than 16 percent of the undergraduate popula- Breakdancing Club pay dues of just $2 each, A "what-a-waste" dart to the SGA candidates who tion (2,121 students) cast ballots for the new offi- according to die Feb. 6 Breeze. If you do the math, stuffed mail boxes and accosted people on the cers, according to Thursday's Breeze. The numbers SGA increased the Breakdancing Club's operating commons with numerous paper fliers. don't lie: students have lost interest and faith in budget tenfold. Sent in by a student who thinks candidates SGA. The average JMU student has no clue what SGA could 've found a better way to follow up Recycling With graduation, it's inevitable that SGA leader- does. It's possible that the most student response Awareness Week. ship changes.Perhaps that's the reason students SGA gets is an occasional dart in The Breeze. Truth don't have much interest in what SGA does — by be told, the biggest (and maybe the only) news the time they get to know who their representa- SGA makes all year is when it elects new officers, Pat... rives are, they have to vote for new ones. JMU students are tired of SGA's rhetoric. The However, the blame for student pathetic participation on A "m-mm-good" pat to D-hall for serving chitlins indifference to SGA can't rest sole- " The viiitnharc tinvt'i- Wednesday indicates one thing: iru: and hotwings for a different taste last week. ly with the high turnover rate. nurriucrs UUfl I JMU students don't feel SGA has ' Sent in by a student who appreciates homecookin' According to a poll SGA released lie: StUCientS HttVe lOSl provided adequate leadership, every once in awhile. in January, only 40 percent of JMU iutCTCSt QXld fdUH ifl Juc*ging by tneir platforms, the students know who their senators Cf A candidates of this most recent elec- are. If this is the case, how many OLJ/\. tion may have felt the same — not students can name one significant one pointed to past SGA accom- Bart... accomplishment made by their senator, or by plishments they hoped to build on or continue. A "get-it-toge'her" dart to the Honors Program for SGA for that matter? So to the newly elected SGA officers, congratu- incorrectly listing a class as a General Education Students don't care about what goes on in the lations are in order. But at the same time, the party SGA because invariably, very little occurs in the is over. fulfillment and not telling students until after they'd SGA. What has the current SGA administration Now that you've been elected, be accountable to registered for it. done? Perhaps a few of the more important pieces the students (all 2,121 of them) that put you where Sent in by two angry students who now have to of SGA legislation will refresh your memory. you are. rearrange their entire schedules. On Jan. 27, SGA passed a resolution to support JMU has seen enough misuse of power to make the construction of sidewalks on Port Republic Washington, DC, look like a hotbead of responsi- Pat... Road. However, this resolution was in support of ble leadership, and it's time for a change. a petition the City of Harrisonburg had already — passed. In fact, it had already been sent to the The house editorial reflects the opinion of the editorial A "thanks-for-remembering-your-childhood" pat Virginia Department of Transportation. Doesn't board which consists of the'editor, managing editor, and to the group of students playing duck-duck-goose sound like a proactive government, does it? the opinion editor. outside Burruss Hall Tuesday night. Sent in by a nostalgic student who wishes everyone Editorial Policy Courtney A. Crowiey . . . editor Manny Rosa . . . managing editor would take more time to stop and smell the roses. Kelly L. Hannon . . . opinion editor Letters to the editor should be no mote than 500 words, columns should be no more than 800 words, and both will be published on a space available basis. They must be deliveted to The Breeze by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. The Breeze reserves the right to edit for clarity and space. Dans & Pats are submitted anonymously and printed on a The opinions in this section do not necessarily reflect, the opinion of the newsjtoper, space-available basis. Submissions are based upon one person's M A 0 1 this staff, or JamW Wadi*on.rJhi\etsity. opinion of a given situation, person or event arid do not ' i nec'essarUy reflect Hie truth. ■ THE BREEZE Monday, April 6, 1998 H OP/ED Pending tobacco legislation misdirected Senate bill aimed at curbing smoking among young adults, won't change social smokers Before I came to college, I believed the people who simply couldn't stop them- group that's seen as having the greatest Most are probably social smokers who use majority of people in society harbor strong, selves. Smoking for them was a need, a rise in cigarette use. cigarettes as a prop to hold during a party decisive opinions about smoking; either craving that consumed t,hem if left unful- If I'd studied this legislation last year Increasing the price of cigarettes won't they will recount the tale of a relative that filled, despite the many other joys in their while still ensconced in the sheltered envi- effect their age group because they don't died of lung cancer, or they ask you if you lives. ronment of high school, I most likely buy cigarettes with enough frequency to have a light. Restaurants reflect this trend The recent legislation, passed 19 to one would've seen it as a comprehensive effort warrant quitting. Even if teenagers do by dividing seating sections almost by by the Senate Commerce Committee to prevent teenagers from smoking by have a serious addiction, cigarettes are no class, as if your smok- brought smoking challenging them where they are most sen- different from more expensive drugs such ing preference some- into the national sitive: their bank accounts. as heroin and cocaine: if the individual how alludes to your spotlight again. The After spending my freshman year in a wants to use it, he or she will pay any taste. Restaurants typ- Changes in bill sparked debate dorm that's probably best described as price. ically offer better seats oveV the most effec- substance-full, I've developed a different While McCain wrote a bill that takes an to non-smokers. the road tive way to curb image of smokers and the motivations that impressive moral stand against the tobac- Several states, teenage smoking. lie behind smoking. Smokers aren't the co companies by limiting their rights to recently passed strict The bill to prevent introverted, unhealthy and sedentary indi- advertising, where there's a will, Philip anti-smoking laws — Kelly L. Hannon further deaths from viduals I once perceived them to be. Morris and other tobacco companies will targeted at reducing lung cancer and Many are athletic, intelligent and truly surely find a way. second-hand smoke. lower the growing wonderful people. In fact, the majority of Cigarettes receive a great deal of free They prohibit smoking in many public Medicaid and Medicare expenses that smokers I know and are close friends with advertising from writers and directors of areas, including shopping malls, airports, stem from cigarette use, according to the are part of the new breed of social smok- movies and television shows who cast restaurants and bars. April 2 issue of The Washington Post. ers. These smokers typically go through their characters as smokers. Smoking has I had never noticed or paid much atten- Committee chairman Sen. John McCain approximately one pack of cigarettes every a strange allure to it. Despite the smell and tion to this legislation simply because it (R-Ariz.) is the bill's sponsor. The bill two weeks and associate smoking more as widely-publicized health risks, it can didn't affect me directly. Being a cross- would increase cigarette prices an addi- a social event than a craving. make characters such as Leonardo country and track runner in high school, tional $1.10 over the next five years. Friends I've spoken with admit they'd DiCaprio'in "Titanic" seem more brood- smoking wasn't considered a perfor- However, the bill has yet to go before never even thought about smoking until ing, romantic and mysterious. mance-enhancing substance by myself or the full Senate for a vote. Even if it does coming to college; it was when they were But the realities of smoking, social or my friends. pass, it must withstand likely vigorous first offered the chance to light up at a col- otherwise, aren't alluring or romantic. It's The only exposure I had to smokers debate in the House of Representatives lege party that they discovered it. One per- a serious health risk. Despite the resur- was my Uncle John at every Thanksgiving. during an election year. If the bill is put son in particular described it as an excuse gence of smoking chic, those risks haven't I couldn't fathom having that strong of an into effect in its current form, it will restrict to go outside and relax. decreased. Instead of increasing the price addiction. I'd watch him stand outside in the amount tobacco companies can spend For these reasons, I don't believe the of cigarettes and using the revenue to the frigid Adirondack mountain air every on advertising as well. approach of the pending Senate legislation fund cancer research, the bill should fund year wbile we passed pumpkin pie around The target audience the Senate is trying is the right course of action. I doubt most programs to assist teenagers and adults the table. Thus, I associated smokers as to protect are 14 to 18 year-olds, the age teenage smokers have a serious addiction. see SMOKING page32 'Take Back the Night" stirs strong emotions and thought Sitting oh the hill overlooking the commons, I listened at the clock and realized the time was 6:10 p.m. 1 rarely get burst into tears at random moments despite my attempt to and observed the emotional display of "Take Back the emotional, maybe it's my New York upbringing or just my be an ice queen. I only wish my fingers wouldn't have got- Night."At first, I went to this rally as an aspiring reporter, own personality, but I caught myself frequently on the ten so cold, because I would've felt privileged to hear more poised with objectivity and impartiality. Then I remem- verge of tears viewing the exhibit. experiences, even though I heard many during the three bered I was writing an opinion column. It's difficult to pinpoint the part of this night that hours I attended. This event definitely helped me rip the I listened to women and men pour their hearts out in touched me most, but after consideration, I think the skeletons out of my own closet and throw them back in the front of people they don't know, but will inevitably speak-out session had the most impact. I've nothing but grave where they belong. Hearing some of these people encounter sometime on this campus. I watched classmates speak gives me an understanding of violent behavior and my own age cry into the microphone, describing horrible how significant events such as a violent act against a per- crimes committed against them, each one raising my son, can trigger a vast change in them. awareness of the high incidence of violence — even in Breeze Reader's View As more people came forward, 1 noticed a trend in Harrisonburg and at JMU. Different words echoed in my things they said. I heard a great deal about the media and head: fear, silence, vulnerability and control. I heard the — Amy Bafumo the images of women it portrays. This triggered thoughts statistic one in four: one in four women who will be vic- about my own responsibilities as a writer. As a journalist, I tims of violent acts against them.That number appeared have a voice and the ability to be heard among a broad relatively empty until I considered some of my friends. pure admiration for the men and women that possessed spectrum of people. This means I should be conscious of Between Tiffany, Suzanne, Crystal and me, chances are the fortitude to stand in front of their peers and describe what I write and the effects of my words, be they intention- one of us could be a victim of violent crime. violations of the most personal nature. al or not. Until we live in a perfect world, women must be I think simply describing my reaction will do better One woman in Greek letters spoke so movingly that a extra careful. Men should be too; they aren't totally safe than any lyrical essay I could ever write. This presentation, person in front of me stood up and cheered. After learning either. But men do need to think about what they're doing, this night, hit home for me in a way I didn't expect. I of a statistic that states 35 percent of men said they would and what the consequences of their actions are. This event thought I could be detached and comfortably numb to the commit rape if they'd never be found out, the woman gave me a new perspective on choices and accountability. scene before me, but I was wrong. It started with the onstage asked a poignant question: Is the moment of sexu- This event wasn't necessarily fun, it was a worthwhile Clothesline Project in PC Ballroom. I sneaked in around al pleasure worth someone else's lifetime of pain? cause and a Thursday night well spent. 5:30 p.m. thinking I'd be out 15 minutes later. It wasn't The people behind me probably doubted my mental until I noticed the sponsors removing shirts that I glanced stability. Throughout the night I jotted down notes and Amy Bafumo is a sophomore SMAD major. Should affirmative action be used as a factor in the IT A f IT ■■ IT IT • admissions process for institutions of higher K ULXjWLi Wl! E . teaming in Virginia? Why or why not?

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mm FOCUS THE BREEZE Monday, April 6, 1998 13 "The Long Haul" • • One JMU Senior's 12 year quest to receive his undergraduate degree. Story by Jennifer Baker and Andy Feagans • Photos by Jennifer Baker Every Thursday afternoon, Eric Payne hits the road in his trac- tor-trailer truck, embarking on a two and a half day trip. He trav- els up Route 81, through Pennsylvania and New Jersey, up the highways of New England to his final des- tination, Portland, Maine, before returning home to Harrisonburg late Saturday after- noon. It is a long journey, but a fairly rou- tine trip for truck drivers across America. But Payne is not like most truck dri- vers. Most other drivers don't bring text books along for the ride, hoping to catch up on some studying during their breaks. Payne is a 34-year-old JMU senior on the road to completing his undergraduate degree. Payne started his journey to get a col- lege education in 1986 when he was 23 years old, and after 12 years, six jobs, four colleges and countless ups and downs, Payne will finally graduate this May. "I heard so many negatives that I couldn't believe anything positive could ever happen to me, but when they say I can't, I say I can," Payne says "I think it's the story of a brother who's struggled and a/Student who's succeeded. The system really beat me down, but I wouldn't give in." Throughout his life Payne has strug- gled with "the system" and fought against negative comments and less than ideal sit- uations. That may have prevented him from attaining his goals, but nothing has Eric Payne, a 34 year-old JMU senior, has been driving tractor-trailer trucks for the last four years to help support his family and continue his education. Payne Is graduating this May and hopes to someday become a hearth teacher and . been able to deter him from the path he has chosen. his undergraduate degree. During the trip he kept a journal of his to further his education. After EMC, Payne worked temporarily experiences and what he was learning. While at the institute, Payne was influ- Payne was born in Charlottesville, Va. as a roofer. He was offered a permanent "Being in Africa really helped me to gain a enced by its head, Dr. Dean Harding, who in 1963 and graduated from Wilson job, but refused. He was determined to go sense of pride about being African- he remains in contact with today. "Dr. Memorial High School in Fisherville, to college and avoid working tough hours American," Payne says. The trip helped Harding stressed the importance of getting Va. in 1982. After graduating he went at a construction job. him build self-confidence and turn his out there and helping educate," Payne directly to work at a Hershey Chocolate Payne started an career goals away says. "The Institute helped me realize the factory near Waynesboro for several years, accounting class at from business and importance of empowering others and but was determined to go to college. Blue Ridge toward health and gave me an outlook where I felt I could do Despite protests from friends, he left Community College medicine. something positive, not just complaining." the factory job to go to college and pursue and worked at various When Payne After the Institute, Payne decided he the dream of the '80s; a fast car and a high jobs to raise money. He returned to the wanted to finish his degree at JMU. He paying job in the business world. was soon able to enroll United States he applied, was admitted that summer and Payne enrolled in 1986 at what was at a branch of the married Hansen and started classes the fall of 1994. He was 31 then Eastern Mennonite College, now National Business decided to focus on years old and had been working on getting EMU. He knew at EMC he could be a com- College in getting his associ- his undergraduate degree for the last eight petitive player on their basketball team Harrisonburg. ate's degree at Blue years. and hopefully get a business degree in At that time, Payne Ridge. Blue Ridge accounting. still thought he wanted professors were pos- Payne admits the journey to complete Unfortunately, Payne soon realized that a job in the business itive and encourag- his education has been both long EMC was not the right school for him. world, but he says a ing. "I did not hear a and stressful, but he says he has Payne says he struggled in many of his trip to Africa would negative thing from learned things every step of the way, and classes, and after his second year, EMC change how he felt any of the profes- always tried to give something back to told him not to return in the fall. He says about going into busi- sors," he says. every place he's been. administration at EMC told him getting a ness. Payne received "Everywhere I've been I've really tried college education would be out of his While at EMC, his associate's to get involved with what's going on on reach. Payne had met Sheryl Hansen, his future degree from Blue Ridge the spring of 1994, campus," Payne says. He co-hosted a radio Payne says he was deeply insulted. "I wife. During the summer of 1990, the two and he saw his dream of having a bache- show at EMC, was Student Government was seen as an uneducated person who went on a trip to visit Hansen's parents lor's degree was not too far out of reach. president while at National Business could never be educated," he says. who were missionaries in Kenya. "The trip The summer after graduating from College, is a drummer in a band and has Payne sees this rejection as one thing gave me an opportunity to get out of the Blue Ridge, Payne was given the opportu- been president of JMU's Aikido club for that has helped fuel his desire to receive States and reflect what I really wanted to nity to attend the Black Leadership the past two years. do," Payne says. "The trip was very thera- Institute at the College of William & Mary. peutic for me.'' The two-week course helped motivate him see SENIOR page 15 14 Monday, April 6, 1998 THE BREEZE A big THANK YOU! to all our student employees at the JMU Bookstorel You are a very valuable part of our team and your efforts are appreciated.

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April 6, 1998 15 continued from page 13 Being president of the Aikido club was Although it has been difficult, Payne a health teacher and basketball coach. tance of a college education. "The beauty a very positive experience for Payne. He has learned ways to balance his time As a teacher, Payne feels he will be able in that is that his mother and I are educat- feels having the chance to get involved among his family, school work and truck to reach students that may need extra ed," Payne says. "We are already working with incredible students and professors at driving. attention. "There was a time when I with him, such as reading to him. And JMU has both inspired and motivated him. "What I do is I take my books with me thought 'How could I ever teach anyone, most of the people we interact with have "JMU is a very good school and it's hard to and study when I'm getting unloaded, or I'm struggling in my own classes?'" Payne some level of education, and just by going make it here at JMU, but getting involved during my break time," Payne says. He says. "But now I think my struggles will to college events, by constantly exposing with the students and working with them also plans his time give me an edge to him to these things, 1 think he will grow has taught me a lot," Payne says. "The carefully during the help students that up with of a sense of education being an thing I liked about JMU is that the profes- week to make sure he have low self-esteem, important thing." sors and the students were so supportive." has most of his work because I've been The value he has placed on his educa- Three JMU professors in particular, done before he hits there." tion is one thing Payne has never doubted. Norman Garrison, Beverly Silver and the road. The Payne's It may have taken 12 years to complete his Sharon Babcock, inspired Payne. "They Going to school also started a youth quest, but he has never given in. were constantly in touch with me and has been very stress- program at the "Nobody's given me any hand outs. I've encouraged me to keep trying and do ful at times, Payne Emmanuel worked hard and persevered and it's well," he says. admits. He says he is Mennonite Church to beginning to pay off," Payne says. Payne feels students and professors at both gifted and give adolescents pos- Today Payne is a truck driver, a church JMU helped him make it through some blessed he hasn't itive options for leader, a father, a devoted husband and a challenging times that may have prevent- given into the forces things to do. Last college student. He wakes up at 5 a.m. to ed him from graduating. against him. He summer the Paynes study until he takes his son to the babysit- During his first year at JMU, Payne wants his story to worked with the ter's and goes to his classes at JMU. When experienced many changes in his life. In stand as an example Youth Group to raise he's on the road, he takes his books along 1994, Payne's mother passed away, he to other minority stu- money to go to a to study. started driving trucks full time and Sheryl dents. youth convention in And just like the long and winding was pregnant with their first child. "I think I might Orlando, Fla. roads Payne drives his truck on each Justus Angelo, Payne's son, was born have inspired some Communicating with weekend, it's been a long haul for him to the summer after his first year at JMU. other students along youth group mem- receive his undergraduate degree. Payne Payne says he was scared he wouldn't be the way. They would . . '" 1 ... Eric Payne displays his graduation cap. bers is another aspect sums up his experiences as "my life jour- able to manage a full-time job, going to col- get down on them- He wj|| \^ ^^ c|Jgs J of the group Payne ney,^ to speak." lege and being a father. selves and I would feels is important. This May, Eric Payne will proudly walk "Here I am, trying to finish up school, tell them my story and say 'You can make "We have discussion groups, we do have with the class of 1998 and receive his now I have this infant I have to be a father it/" he says. bible studies, but we do discuss a lot of undergraduate degree."In a sense I'm glad to. I was trying to figure out how can I do Payne does not regret the path he has issues of young teens,"Payne says. to see it ending, but in another sense I'll this. I was scared, I didn't know how I was chosen, but hopes he can use the lessons "Anything goes, we want the young peo- miss it, even though it's been so hard to going to do it," he says. "The first year was he has learned along the way to help oth- ple to feel that they can talk about any- make through the system," he says. rough, late nights getting up to take care of ers. Payne works with his Church's youth thing. We don't care what it is." "I think I'm going to have some really him. 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Everything hope to woo everyone... everywhere by Wren Lanier stuff writer

e: is for Everything. Walking through Y-lot, you might have noticed one of these enigmatic little stickers on the end of a bumper. They seem to be popping up all over the place, just like the band that has made this symbol the most recogniz- able part of its image. Long-popular in the D.C. area, Everything's talent has taken them far beyond their beginnings as a college band and onto a major record label as professional musicians. Everything formed here at JMU in 1990, one of many new bands combining a variety of genres into one musical sound. Alternately called ska, "hippy- music" or go-go, Everything has- n't been able to establish a defi- nite style of their own. They truly are "a little bit of everything." Old guitar rock, , blues and reggae are just a few of their main influences. "Anything that's good, that's where we're coming from," said Craig Honeycutt, the band's lead singer, in an interview. All six of Everything's mem- KYI £ BVSSIxenior photographer bers brought musical experience , with them to college and Rich Bradley (left), Craig Honeycutt (center) and Steve Van Dam (right) of Everything, at their show last Wednesday at the Mainstreet Bar & Grid. The band has come a long way since their days at JMU and according to some are on the threshold of super-stardom. dreamed of having a band. "We all thought being in a band and store their equipment in the down there in the middle of the Virginia venues like there towards the end. We knew would be really cool. It was just a basement of the dorm. "We must night, playing all the time. It's a Charlottesville, Blacksburg, DC, this was what we needed to be matter of making it happen," said have driven the people upstairs shame they tore that place and Norfolk. doing," said Honeycutt Nate Brown, the band's drum- crazy," said Honeycutt. down," said Honeycutt Touring soon became the The band claims that they mer. The band graduated from They found ample opportuni- band's top priority as classes never got a "big break" that It wasn't long before playing in the basement of ty for shows here in slowly lost importance. launched them onto the music Everything started happening Weaver Hall to a small practice Harrisonburg, taking gigs on By their last year at JMU, scene. "It's happened gradually, right on campus. Several of the space in the back of a locksmith's Greek row, house parties and Everything was on the road as guys lived in Weaver Hall; their shop that used to be in down- even a few local clubs. After that, many as four days a week. resident adviser let them practice town Harrisonburg. "We'd be they began touring to other "School got kind of pointless see EVERYTHING page 19 The j in mary offer token of respect to greats

be their roots in classic rock. Their music is work of a band that not only understands much can be read in the first few lines of by Joseph Maddrey a nod to rock legends like The Beatles what makes rock and roll work, but the "too much of a good thing:" "Twenty three band also seems to have figured out what and unsure of everything/ He finds solace contributing writer (does "Big Black Birdie" sound familiar?) and Led Zeppelin (the "hey hey what do has not worked in die past few years. in the surroundings of company/ Got a By listening to their second album you say" call in "mister earth" comes That said, this album unfortunately mind to leam about everything/ At least Token, most listeners will be able to pick across as a tribute) without being too nos- does not prove the band confident enough something to pass the time away." The out the major influences on the band mem- talgic. to find that distinctive spark of greatness band doesn't want to preach to us, only to bers of die j in mary. Vocalist Chris Gough Many of the newer bands that influ- which is impossible for even the greatest lift us into the clouds for a while. fronts the band with his best impressions enced the j in mary have spent the decade musicians to understand. The album's life In "mr peabody's wonderful bubble", of the leads in The Black Crowes and Live. carving out a new path for rock and roll, blood is songs like "too much of a good Gough cries out, "I just want to fly away, Percussionist Adam Wells, bassist Tad turning the heavy-as-thunder assaults of thing," "sketched," and "groovefly." Their get away now." He seems to have found Fletcher and drummer Ben Thrift offer old into a vibrant, light-as-air euphoria. upbeat mood-making power gives the his wings in music. rhythmic reminders of The Dave The j in mary do the same thing with an band the edge that inspires participation. Janis Joplin once said, "You can fill Matthews Band while lead guitarist Derek honesty that's near-impossible to deny and The high point, is "what i'm looking for," your life up with ideas and still go home Hyde personalizes the free falls of bands manage to hold their own in comparison an addictive tune that manages to be as lonely. All you really have that really mat- like Phish and more recently Fighting with their contemporaries. jazzy (thanks to David Walker on the saxo- ters are feelings. That's what music is for Gravity. The j in mary was formed in late 1994 phone) as it is funky. "Lonely day" is also me." If the j in mary doesn't have a distinc- as a cover band, playing mostly at JMU a standout, showcasing newcomer John tive sound yet, they at least have a feeling. parties. In January 1996, they released their Fitzgerald on the keyboards. Token can be summed up by a line in the REVIEW first album, Choice Words, which has sold The music certainly displays talent, and final song, "groovefly:" "It feels great to be over a thousand copies in the past few while the lyrics call for a bit of criticism, alive." The band draws from all these sources, years. In May 1997, they signed with East that would be to miss the point. While the It is an album that dares you not to trying to avoid mere imitation. Sometimes Coast Entertainment and have been exten- words are not completely overshadowed move to the beat, but to be startled into an they succeed and sometimes they don't. sively touring the East coast ever since. by the music, it doesn't seem like these overwhelming realization that it does feel The key to the fusion of the band seems to The anticipated second album is the songs were written to be analyzed. That great to be alive. 18 Monday, April 6, 1998 THE BREEZE The Office of Campus Life - Residence Life and Judicial Affairs thanks the 1997-'98 student staff for their hard work and dedication this year! JMU is a better place because of all they do!

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With the release of Super Natural, Everything's bassist. they hope to break into the much wider ►"Eunice Wcngcr: Graduate Thesis Show;" Zirkle House: The band's fifth album, Super Natural, national market. Constant touring — the Artworks Gallery — April 6-18, Monday-Saturday, 7-9 p.m., free. just released in March, is just the latest in a band averages over 200 shows a year — ►"Christy Fisher and Erin CJibncy: b/w photo and glass/ceramic series of leaps forward. With this album, and better name recognition are helping sculpture ;" Zirkle House: Other Gallery — April 6-18 Monday- Everything experienced for the first time Everything enter America's airwaves. ART Saturday, 7-9 p.m., free. the backing of a big name label — Brown said, "More radio play makes a ► Lecture — The Taj Mahal by Dr. Carol Bolon, April 13, 7:30 p.m., Blackbird/Sire - and all the advantages big difference. We go into a city and we Duke 240. that come with it. don't have to worry about starting from "We got everything we wanted," said scratch with an audience if they've already ►the j in maty: UREC, JMU — April 9, 4-6 p.m. Slankard. "This is the first one of our heard our stuff on the radio." ►Gibb Droll: Mainstreet Bar ck Grill, April 8, 9 p.m. albums we could really get behind and About future plans, Honeycutt said, BANDS ►Ska Against Racism: Godwin Gym, April 18, 5 p.m.. Tickets in support because we knew we'd done the "The next step for us would be to go on advance are $8 with JAC, $10 general. Day of the show tickets Bit best work we possibly could." tour with a big name act - opening up in $12. To make Super Natural, the band rented cities around the country. Having the ►JMU Percussion Ensemble: Anthony-Seeger Auditorium — April 6, an old southern mansion in the foothills of chance to even tour internationally, that 8 p.m., $2 at door. the Blue Ridge Mountains and had equip- would be great." ►JMU Guitar Ensemble: Anthony-Seeger Auditorium — April 7, 8 ment flown in from Los Angeles for Fame seems imminent for these six p.m., free admission. recording along with producer Jim Ebert, guys from JMU. AJ Hammern, a VJ on ►JMU Faculty recital, John Little, tenor: Anthony-Seeger who in the past has worked with VH1, is quoted as saying about Auditorium — April 8, 8 p.m., free admission. Madonna, Ice Cube and Everclear. Everything, "... these guys are gonna be Each room in the house was used for huge ..." So far, nothing has been able to MUSIC ►JMU Clarinet C .'hoir: Anthony-Seeger Auditorium — April 9, 8 its own unique acoustics. "We'd like peo- stop this band's cljmb to success, and hav- p.m., free admissi. in. ple to realize that, yeah, we're a great live ing a shot at becoming 'the next big thing' ►JMU String Ghambcr Ensemble: Anthony-Seeger Auditorium — band, but we can be just as good in the only makes them work harder. "There's April 13, 8 p.m., free admission. studio," said Slankard. definitely pressure" said Slankard, "but ►Madison Singers: Emmanuel Episcopal Church, April 19, 3 p.m., Everything got their first studio experi- it's a good thing. It's exciting." free admission. ence right here at JMU. Most of the band Noted Honeycutt, "You work harder ► Kundun: Grafton-Stovall Theatre, April 8-9, 7 p.m. and 9:30 was in a multi-track recording class. They because people are expecting more. You p.m., $2. borrowed as much studio time as they don't want to drop the ball - we try to ►As Good As It Gets: Grafton-Stovall Theatre, April 10-11, 7 p.m. could to record an album.'Tt was pretty keep the energy up and make our perfor- and 9:30 p.m., $2. rough," said Brown. "Yeah, the entire mances even better." MOVIES ► Deconstructing Harry: Grafton-Stovall Theatre, April 15-16, 7 thing sounded just like that room {the stu- Getting better is what Everything has p.m. and 9:30 p.m., $2. dio]," said Honeycutt. always been about. They work hard, they ► Wag The Dog: Grafton-Stovall Theatre, April 17-18, 7 p.m. and Despite their less-than glamorous play hard and everyone who knows them 9:30 p.m., $2. beginnings, Everything has achieved wide agrees they deserve their success. 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. j * .c MJ-i,#* * J -- -> . ; , w .. - .•i'» ilUtliJ 20 Monday, April 6, 1998 THE BREEZE King Paramount's has recently opened for the 1998 season. The theme park has grown considerably since last year, with thrilling new rides and attractions. From coasters to costumes, Assistant Focus/Style Editor Jackie Cistern'mo documents a day at the newly expanded Kings Dominion. Photos by Ed Dyer and Jean Phillipson Anticipation surmounts as you board the train. You hold on, excitedly anxious for

the thrills that lie ahead. The train departs, tions, Kings Dominion already twists and turns. It is a must-ride. flaunts many other invigorating If you like loops on a slower scale, and you begin your seemingly endless journey towards the rides. The Rebel Yell is a twin-rac- the Berserker is probably more ing coaster which has two trains; your speed. This ride swings back sky. The train inches its way to the top of a steel hill that is one that goes forward and one that and forth until it completes a 360 goes backward. It you have never degree loop. If you want to see the about 10 or 11 stories high. Then, you let out a blood-cur- experienced the thrills of a tradi- sights of the park from a upside- tional coaster backwards, this ride down, ride the Berserker. is highly recommended. Not being You can see the sights of this dling scream as the train is whipped down the track. You are able to see what will happen next 400-acre themepark conventionally adds a new kind of thrill to an old- if you venture to the top of the pummeled into an underwater tunnel and then turned upside- fashioned roller coaster. Eiffel Tower. This elevator ride, The Shockwave is also a ride located centrally in the park, takes down as the train loops twice. It continues to race along the track and that breaks the mold. Riders stand you 275 feet up to a platform up as the train races through loops, which provides a scenic panoramic then slows a bit to complete a series of corkscrews. The train speeds up, only to come to an abrupt stop at the place where you began. You exit the train wind- blown, the adrenaline still rushing throughout your body.

The previous commentary Volcano is currently under energy to literally blast riders out describes the Anaconda, a giant construction, with its bright yellow of the imitation volcanic mountain. six-loop roller coaster located at track not quite looping entirely The riders' feet will dangle in mid- Paramount's Kings Dominion, around an immense makeshift vol- air as the coaster speeds on its which is 20 miles north of cano. This ride looks as if it will be course. Daring seems to be an Richmond. The theme park, which nothing short of spectacular. It is understatement for the individuals boasts the most roller coasters who will experience this unique coaster. on the East Julie Smith, Coast, opened Public Relations for the 1998 sea- Coordinator for son last King's Dominion, Saturday. described Volcano Twenty-five in detail. "[Volcano] million dollars is the first [ride] to has been spent [use] linear induc- on new attrac- tion which is jet tions this sea- propelled, so you son, which don't need to build include Volcano up [speed]," Smith The Blast said excitedly. Coaster and "You're at 70 miles James Bond 007: an hour constantly, A License to you go around and Thrill, which is in the volcano, you a simulated ride. Both of these the world's first suspended roller shoot straight up through the vol- recent additions will open later this coaster powered by linear induc- cano at 150 feet." spring. tion, and will use electromagnetic Aside from this.year's addi- THE BREEZE Monday, April 6, 1998 21

Photos: (top center, by Jean Phillipson) Volcano The Blast Coaster under construction. Massive cranes help construct the track. Volcano will be the world's first suspended roller coaster to be powered by linear induction, (top right, by Ed Dyer) The Eiffel Tower, Kings Dominion's elevator ride, located in the center of the park. It provides a scenic view of Kings Dominion and the surrounding area, (bottom right, by Ed Dyer) The Klingons, Star Trek walk- around characters add to the attractions at Kings Dominion, (bottom left center by Ed Dyer) The Shock Wave, Kings Dominion's only stand-up roller coaster. Riders stand as the coaster completes a loop, (bottom left corner by Ed Dyer) The Anaconda, Kings Dominion's six-loop roller coaster completes a corkscrew. Its the only coaster In the world to feature an underwater tunnel.

view of Kings Dominion. The attractions at Kings Dominion. Yogi Bear. He gave big bear hugs even though I've been here forev- Nickelodeon Splat City and Eiffel tower lets you check out all Hurricane Reef, a water park locat- to many children, and even some er," said games associate David KidZville. the park has to offer without look- ed within the theme park, opens adults. Nickelodeon's Rugrats also Burkhardt as he bounced a basket- With all of its theme areas and ing at a map. later in the season. The park has a greet kids in the park. ball. attractions, Kings Dominion is a The Eiffel Tower is about the variety of water rides, including In addition to the rides and A lot of the games at Kings theme park which can be same height as the Xtreme , an adventure performers, the park has numer- Dominion are located in Wayne's described in one word: FUN! As SkyFlyer ride, meant for extreme down a man-made river, and ous games where you can try your World, a theme area where the soon as you enter its gates, you feel daredevils. Riders are hoisted up Diamond Falls, which takes riders luck or test your skill. You can coaster is. You may feel like a rush of energy which permeates in a sling-shot type contraption down a waterfall. shoot baskets, knock over bottles you want to hurl after this ride, but throughout the park. People from and then dropped. They are cata- There are also various shows with a Softball or whack-a-mole for that is highly unlikely because it all over the world visit King's pulted forward and then pulled and performers, including the amusement. The game facilitators only has one major hill and no Dominion, but all seem to have the back by the cords. It looks like an Klingons from Star Trek who walk seem to enjoy their jobs at Kings loops. DC's hit music radio station same appreciation for every aspect exilerating joy-ride, especially if around the park looking big, bad Dominion, as they tried to con- Z104 also made an appearance in of the park. From the excited you enjoy the feeling of free falling. and hairy. Another character that vince people to play their games. Wayne's World for the park's screams of the thrill seekers riding Thrill rides are not the only was roaming around the park was "[Working at the park] is opening day. the coasters, to theysmiles on the great," said Daniel Dixon, a games Theme areas other than faces of the children that visit associate who was working at the Wayne's World include Old KidZville, it is plain to see that basketball hoops. Virginia, Candy Apple Grove, Kings Dominion offers a lot of fun "I like [working at the park] Congo, International Street, for everyone.

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\u just have to JMU ■b r h rhi bb M, Hoch. II 4 1 2 1 0 1 :e advantage of Riley. 2b . 2 0 1 0 0 0 Hanroan. ph/U" 2 Q 0 0 0 0 Razler. cf 3 1 1 0 1 0 im when they White, lb 4 n 0 0 0 0 // Turner, dh 4 0 1 1 0 2 le. Miller. lf/2b 3 0 1 0 1 0 Bender. 3b 4 n 0 0 0 1 Thompson, rf 2 u 2 0 0 0 Nate Turner Smoker, c 3 0 1 0 0 1 JMU junior infielder Totals 31 2 9 2. 2 5

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ourth-ranked Terrapins outlast Dukes, 14-11 <- * f/ey's three goals, Dukes' second-half comeback not enough to beat Maryland after facing 8-1 deficit ly Set h Burton jrts editor Playing catch-up finally caught up with Ihe JMU lacrosse team Saturday, roughout the Dukes' run to their No. 8 lational ranking this season, JMU has ade a habit of falling behind early, only i storm back in the second half. The Dukes' formula for victory fell a bit short against fourth-ranked University of Maryland at Reservoir Street Field, as they [found themselves in an 8-1 hole they never juite recovered from en route to a 14-11 Idefeat. "It was a little bit of nerves," JMU head Icoach Jennifer Ulehla said. "We just came [out a little flat. An 8-1 deficit against I Maryland is tough, but we didn't give up. IThat's what I want to focus on." Once the first half was out of the way, I there were plenty of positives to focus on. After falling behind 10-4 five minutes into the half, the Dukes noticeably picked up I their effort, both on the defensive end as I well as the offensive. "We came off on a good note because of the second half," sophomore midfielder Alivian Coates said. "We fought to the end." Sophomore midfielder Julie Martinez scored her second goal of the game on a brilliant coast-to-coast drive to cut Maryland's lead to 10-5. The Dukes continued to build momen- tum until Maryland attack Allison Comito scored five minutes later to push the Terrapins' lead back to six. The two teams swapped goals until the DYLAN BOUCHERLE/p/io»o«M<" 4:46 mark when junior attack Megan Riley Sophomore midfielder Julie Martinez sprints past Maryland defenders with the ball in Saturday's game. Martinez found the back received a lighting quick pass from sopho- of the net three times to go with one her one assist against the Terps. more midfielder Amy Brew. Riley pro- It was a problem JMU had all game, as much of an attacking rhythm. said/This game gave us more confidence ceeded to finish the play like the Ail- their set-up offense seemed stagnant at With less than two minutes remaining, as a whole." American she is, slamming the ball past times. the action picked up from end-to-end. the Maryland goalkeeper to bring the "We struggled getting the ball out of JMU freshman goalkeeper Jen Corradini, Dukes within 13-9. our territory," Ulehla said. who replaced senior Kate Brew in the first 1M9 I***** SwidUt As the clock menacingly ticked down The Terps tough, physical defense half, was tested and came up big in the to under three minutes, the Dukes strug- also caused problems for the Dukes, face of the hard-charging Terrapin attack. LEADING GOAL SCORERS gled desperately to push the ball up field. making it difficult for them to find With 1:51 left in the game, Martinez scored again on a penalty shot to close the gap to three. As JMU senior midfielder 1. Julie Martinez .28 Aimee Vaughan came to midfield for the 2. Megan Riley 27 draw, the crowd rose with a sense of antic- 3. Amy Brew 12 ipation that if the Dukes could win the 4. Jessica Kane 9 draw, then perhaps they could pull off 4.JennBalL 9 another come from behind victory. 4. Julie Weiss 9 Alas, Vaughan sent the ball bouncing 7. Aimee Vaughan 8 across the turf in back of her. In the ensu- 7. Alivian Coates 8 ing scramble for possession the Dukes 9. Jess Marion 5 were whistled for a penalty, leaving the 10. Jaime Pleyo 2 HAlindy Leher 1 Terrapins in control. Desperately needing three goals in a ASSIST LEADERS short span of time, the Dukes' dreams of an upset were permanently squashed when Maryland senior attack Cathy 1. Megan Riley 22 Nelson scored the last of her five goals 2. Julie Martinez,.... 10 with 46 seconds left. 3. Julie Weiss 6 JMU senior midfielder Jessica Kane fin- 4. Alivian Coates 4 ished the scoring with 27 seconds left 4. Amy Brew 4 when she scored from the free position. 6. Jess Marion 3 "I just want to refocus on the posi- ZJennBall 2 tives," Ulehla said. "We're a stronger team 7. Aimee Vaughan 2 after this game. We know we can do it and 8. Michelle Zurfluh. 1 we've got a big game on Wednesday." The Dukes face fifth-ranked the GOALKEEPING University of Virginia Wednesday, and know if they play the Cavaliers with the GP Saves GA Save% same effort exhibited in the second half KateBrew 10 80 69 555 DYLAN BOUCHERLE/p/iofo editor Saturday, a victory is not out of the ques- tion. . ..- . Junior attack Megan Riley and senior midfielder Aimee Vaughan celebrate during the J. Conadini 4 ' % 20 .533 Dukes' second half rally. Riley scored three goals Saturday in the losing effort. ' '."We just JWe'tD pull together," Coates

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■ ' THE BREEZE Monday, April 6, 1998 31 o time off for JMU soccer teams ATTENTION! lew recruits and last season's returnees gearing up for next year a great addition to the team.' players they've added make them a team Interested in writing for Nick LangridRe The women's team sports a strong to watch. After ending their 1997 season in recruiting class which includes Jen the CAA Tournament, the Dukes are hop- sports? Do you want to Ackerman, defender (Virginia Beach), Beth ing their added experience will halt them For the JMU men's and women's soccer McNamara, defender (Getzville, N.Y.), from peaking too early. jms, spring means a chance to experi- Katie McNamara, midfielder (Ridgewood, Eric Garcia, forward (Fredericksburg), follow JMU's 27 >nt with some new alignments and N.J.), Jamie Miller, midfielder (Lewisberry, Michael Godwin, midfielder (Pittsburgh, jsh up their skills, while running their Pa.), Noreen Van der Waag, defender Pa.), Jeff Kinney, midfielder (Fairfax), Josh Division I sports |ay into what hopefully will be an injury- (Huntington, N.Y.) and Suzanne Wilson, Kovolenko, goalie (Fairfax), David Kozak, lee season in the fall. goalie (Burke). forward (Virginia Beach), Reggie Rivers, 'Players are made in the off-season," midfielder (Fairfax Station), Mike Ryan, programs? If so, become a 1U women's head soccer coach David // defender (Richmond) , End re Sohus, for- i>mbardo said. "It gives the starting play- ...we re more ward (Norway) and Levi Strayer, defender a chance to improve, but it also helps (Jacobus, Pa.) will make up the men's soc- Breeze sports writer bvij fie kids that aren't in the starting mix to experienced cer freshman class in 1998. jmpete, grow and develop as players." The men's team is also excited about Both the men's and women's soccer and are transfers Gudmurdur Gudmurdsson from ^ams endure long, strenuous workouts Iceland, Brandon Barber from UNC- ider the supervision of JMU strength and working harder Charlotte and Josh Reynolds from jnditioning coach Greg Warner. Syracuse University, who all recently "With Greg there is no off-season," than ever... enrolled at JMU and will compete in the inior Therese Wolden said. "He knows 1998 fall season. aw to push us to our limit and then some, Kevin Knight For two Dukes, the spring will serve as jt it pays off knowing that we're gaining JMU men's soccer team co-captain a rehabilitation period as junior forward lat physical competitive edge." Mike Brizendine works to overcome a Both squads hope their comprehenisve After working last season to fill the knee injury. gaining schedule, coupled with a new void of a strong graduating class, the/ On the women's side, freshman lass of recruits and transfers will make for JMU's men's team looks to return with a defender Linore Bray is looking to fully froductive seasons come fall. little more experience under their belts. recover from knee surgery. Both of the The women's team welcomes the addi- Junior co-captain Kevin Knight said, players hope to return next season in full kon of Aimee Grahe, a transfer from "We've got a positive attitude, we're more force. [linois State, who joined the team this experienced and are working harder than The Dukes' soccer program as a whole ?ring as a sophomore forward looking to ever to improve physically in speed and concentrates on mixing up personnel, cre- jnrribute. strength as well as in communication on ating versatility in their style and commit- Junior captain Jodi Jacoby said, the field." ment to excellence as they continue to pre- [{Grahej is a hard worker who really goes While the men fielded a yound squad pare their experienced teams for what they ill out in practice. I think she's going to be last year, the experience they gained and hope to be a stellar 1998 season.

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decreased. Instead of increasing the price of cigarettes and using the revenue to fund cancer research, the bill should fund programs to assist teenagers and adults quit smoking. With medical and emotion- al support, smokers would be more moti- Best Values vated to gradually quit, instead of going Best cold turkey on their own. Every day when 1 return to my dorm, 1 see the cigarette butts scattered about the ground outside the door, remnants of the Nike —— •Reebok •Asics gathering the night before. It seems that smokers are omnipresent at JMU, yet the Adidas •Fila •Dexter demand for spaces in substance-free and smoke-free residence halls remains high. Timberland •Rockport College students, as well as the highlv •New Balance publicized teenageage group, seem to -c- ognize the health risks of smoking ami h> •Over 24,000 disadvantages it will bring in their ful re •Athletic Apparel years. Some choose to avoid it, but others pairs of shoes partake. Reasons may vary, but the decid- ing factor clearly isn't price. I imiting advertising and raising the price of cigarettes won't make a significant impact on our age group, but will instead hurt older smokers who will shoulder the cost burden because their addiction has Best Prices In Town, grown too strong to quit easily. Perhaps lawmakers in Washington would be best served by looking at other alternatives instead of squabbling over how to spend the revenue raised by the price increase. Rt. 11 South, past Dukes Plaza Let's just hope the final decision isn't Bring in your JAC CARD made in the proverbial "smoke-filled" Mon.- Sat. 9 a.m.- 9 p.m., & receive 10% OFF room. Sun 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. ALL regular Kelly L. Hannon is a freshman internation- Beit Irandf • l«*t Values (540)574-4206 priced merchandise. al affairs major and is opinion editor. THE BREEZE Monday, April 6, 1998 -3S

SPORTS BEAT*w MEN'S TENNIS MEN'S TRACK NCAA GYMNASTICS The JMU men's tennis squad fell to the American Sophomore Russ Coleman met the NCAA JMU freshman Allison Betar scored her highest scores University Eagles, 5-1 Friday afternoon. The loss drops the Championships' provisional qualifying standard in the of the season on the balance beam and uneven bars at the Dukes to 4-12 overall and 1-5 in CAA action. The Eagles 5,000-meter run at the Duke University Invitational Track NCAA Southeast Region Championships Saturday at the improved to 11-6 overall and 3-3 in the conference. and Field Meet, Friday. University of Georgia. Freshman Luis Rosado was credited with the Dukes' Senior Ryan Foster met the IC4A qualifying standard Betar 's 9.325 placed her tied for 34th in the balance only win in singles competition. He defeated AU's Claes along with Coleman. Other IC4A qualifiers include fresh- beam competition. She finished 42nd in the uneven bars Thenfors in the number one singles match. man Mike Fox and sophomore Dave Laughran in the with the same score. The Dukes won two of the three doubles matches. 10,000 meters and freshman Jason Long in the 1,500. Betar finished 25th in the all-around competition with a Junior Brian Nelson and freshman Marty Pfanmuller The sprint medley relay team of senior Henry score of 36.025. The freshman was 46th and 48th in the won in the number one contest, 8-6. Rosado and sopho- Coleman, sophomore Darian Parker, junior Paul Lewis vault and floor exercise, respectively. more Tim Brown were also victorious, 8-3. and senior Bucky Lassiter placed second with the second Also on Saturday, senior Greg Bosch represented the The Dukes will now return home to face Hampton best rime in JMU history (320.03) at the Colonial Relays, Dukes in the NCAA Eastern Regionals in Amherst, Mass. University Saturday at 2 p.m. / which were also Friday. Bosch placed 43rd in the vault with a 9.000. WOMEN'S TENNIS WOMEN'S TRACK FENCING JMU's women's tennis team defeated George Mason The women's track team competed at the Colonial The JMU fencing team announced their team awards University Saturday and George Washington University Relays Friday and Saturday. JMU was second out of the 15 for the 1997-'98 season. Friday. The Dukes defeated the Patriots 8-0 and the scoring teams. Freshman Kim Roberts was presented the team's Most Colonials 8-1. JMU's distance medley relay team of senior Samantha Valuable Fencer and Rookie of the Year Awards. Roberts The Dukes are now 8-6 on the year. They are 1-2 in the Bates, junior Zakiya Haley, freshman Keisha Banks and established new JMU season records for dual meet wins CAA. senior Tracey Li vengood won the event and posted the (67), dual meet winning percentage (.807) and overall win- Freshmen Sheri Puppo and Amy Fowler, seniors seventh-best time (11:50.45) in JMU history. ning percentage (.800). Roberts, an epee fencer, was 108-27 Karen Piorkowski and Jaime Marlowe and junior Haley, sophomores Shaunah Saint Cyr and Shontya last season. Christy Travlos won their singles matches both days. Bready and senior Tara Powers posted the fourth-best Senior epeeist Ida Tennant and freshman foilist Vicki The Dukes travel to the University of Richmond to tan- time in JMU history (4:02.00) and finished fourth in the Karousos shared Most Improved Fencer honors. The gle with the Spiders Wednesday. spring medley relay. f Coach's Award was given to sophmore foilist Laura Webb. Black Diamond Savings Bank "Your Locally Owned and Operated Savings Bank Where Neighbors are Helping Neighbors" Sticking around A Full Service Bank Easter Weekend? "We would like to invite you to come by or call us so that we may help you with all your financial needs"

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