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CAA tables humanities requirements - by Len Krasnowski The Council on Academic Affairs Thursday tabled a proposal adding three new music courses to the humanities requirement list because the council feared the humanities list is growing too large. Under the proposal, three new music classes would be listed under the humanities general education course list: MUS "Musical Encounters," MUS 2552, "Musical Masterworks," and MUS 2553, 2554, "The Evolution of Jazz and Rock Music. " As part of the proposal, MUS "Introduction 2562, to Music Literature," which is currently a humanities course, would be deleted. The total humanities cour se list would increase by two. The proposal included two other changes: an in crease in credit for MUS "The Role of the 2561, Black in Western Music," from two credit hours to three; and a change in course descriptions for MUS MUS and MUS 2561, 2563 2564. · "We're attempting to catch up in those areas (of music) where other schools such as Western already have courses established,'' Hansen said. . However, the council would not approve the requests because it does not want to add more cour Tuggers take a dive ses to the humanities list. Members of the Sig Tau Gamma tug-of-war: team one in after the fraternity lost its pull in the Greek "Every department in the School of Fine Arts and take an icy plunge into the campus pond's cool Games.(News photo by Fred Zwicky) everyone in the School of Arts and Sciences can waters Thursday. Tug coach John Sullivan is the last justify adding new courses," CAA member James · • Quivey said, "but we can't keep adding to the &;a i i 1 . e in the same situation we d unk drivin . h T resu /ts 0 f r g ����� �����e�:s ;;�� est S110WS Illinois State Police, the Lakeland "demonstrate as accurately as CAA member Ron Wohlstein added, "It's a real by Kevin McDermott Coles County Airport was the College Alcohol Awareness Com- possible how drinking affects the problem if we keep adding to the humanities list.'' of. five solid hours of drunk mittee and Eastern's Department driving process.'' Hansen agreed, saying "I am the last person on site Thursday, with city, coun- of TrafficSafety to test the driving The volunteers consisted of five this campus who would want to see a grandiose ex driving nd state law enforcement of- abilities of eight voluteers under media representatives, one Eastern· pansion" of the humanities courses. ty a ficials cracking the beers and en- various levels of intoxication. student, one Lakeland student and However, Hanson still termed the proposal "out the "culprits." Rich Cavanaugh, of Eastern's one Lakeland faculty member. The standing in several regards," because it was "a con- couraging The drunk driving demon- Department of Traffic Safety, said volunteers took turns driving a car sensus among the music department faculty. " stration was sponsored by the the purpose of the project was to through an obstacle course of Hansen also gave two alternatives to the original pylons, accompanied by an in- proposal. structor. "We could delete both classes which apply to the Driving drunk A third man in the back seat fine arts and humanities list," which are MUS 'wasn't funny' 2562 (Editor's note: This personal file scored each driver according to the and Hansen said, "or we could delete the new 2563, was written immediately after the number of pylons struck and speed courses .thatare both fine arts and humanities courses '/)Orter participated in a drunk Personal file consistency, adding points (or from the humanities list." riving demonstration Thursday at Keith Clark mistakes. CAA chairman Pat Wright said the council will County Airport.) Cavanaugh explained that each discuss the proposal further at the next meeting. 'Coles thought it would be easy. inebriation. volunteer would take three "dry In other business, the council approved a new I When I first heard I would be After three beers, the driving runs" through the course sober to honors program in Leisure Studies and a new honors News' nomination for the course looked as simple as it had establish his or her average score. course ENG 2602-H "World Literature. " nk driving test at the airport, I minutes before-when I was Each subject would then drink Wright also asked the council to "consider 20 can- ought: "Hey, this is great. " legally sober. beer· or hard liquor to raise the didates" for CAA officers. The election of 1984-85 "ght up my alley as a professional But what I soon discovered was blood-alcohol content and would CAA officers will be conducted at the May 3 llege student and semi-retired that it was not a joke. I couldn't drive the course five more times, meeting. dent journalist. even maneuever a car between he said. Just drink a few beers and drive some. obstacles placed far enough Coles County coroner Dick Lyn apart for at least pink elephants ch spoke to the audience of high car with little regard for 10 ything-least of all, The Rules and Foster Brooks to walk through school students and media Nation to gain hour Sunday .�. ifthe Road, I thought. side by side. representatives before the test The nation's'Glocks will be set ahead one hour But on this particular Thursday, Hey, I had a good time. began. starting at a.m. Sunday morning, Eastern's learned a lesson I should have of us taking the test felt a "What you're going to see is a 2 All .Physical Plant Director Everett Alms said. own already-and probably did special camaraderie that can only gradual deterioration of driving The time ch�ge is beingmade to coincide with eady know if J..had only actually come after a few beers and a sense ability due to alcohol intake," 1 Daylight Savin�Tin\�. opped to think about it. of having something in common in Lynch explained. However, clockS-on Eastern's campus will not cannot drive a car safely after certain moments of life: Being ''The tragic part about the I be corrected until Monday morning, Alms said. even a few beers. Drunk. who!e thing is that each of them The reason, he note£,is that would be costly· to No, I'm not one of those wimps The crowd of high school will think they're doing great," he it hire electricians to adjust.lh!i,clocks Sunday. ailing for the return of students observing us in all our said. Ninety percent of the campus wQl set ohibition just because someone royal splendor loved it. They The volunteers reinforced Lyn clocks be ahead by adjusting two clocks;�linssaid. occasionally run over by a drunk would applaud enthusiastically af ch's point by the end of the day. �ter Ten percent of theclocks on c�mpus must be ad ter one of us managed to pilot the they gradually drank them As justed manually, a hardy drinker-and car straight into a pylon. selves past the legal percent he added. .100 Alms said any eatnpus still has the in ays will be-but after con- But what it came down to was blood-alcohol level, their scores if clock correct time by TUesday, physical plant · te ntly scoring close to last out of· this: it really wasn't that. funny. rose but their confidence remained the should be notified. • people in a drunk driving We didn't know what we were .,,.. t (See TEST, page going to think twice about doing and we were laughing about 3) t, I'm while in a state of sheer it. Ftay, April 2 7, ! ?�4 Chinese listen to capitalism talk PEKING (AP)-President Reagan lectured decisions, and benefit from their own wits that the Chinese nation Friday on the benefits of society has become the most prosperous, capitalism and encouraged its communist leaders progressive, dynamic, and free.'' to move forward with their tentative economic "Nothing could be more basic to the spirit of liberalization. progress for a farmer, laborer, or merchant than At the same time, he used his first speech here economic reward for legitimate risk and honest to sharply criticize the Soviet Union, saying toil," .the conservative president told the world's "America and China both condemn military ex most populous nation and its communist leader Charges to De Lorean p'nding pansionism-the brutal occupation of ship. LOS ANGELES (AP)-John Lorean's lawyers Afghanistan and Z. De the crushing of Kampuchea . The speech followed a morning meeting with demanded dismissal of all charges against him Thusday af {Cambodia)." Premier Zhao Ziyang on Reagan's second day in ter an FBI agent admitted on the witness stand he had In remarks prepared for an afternoon speech China. destroyed some notes iri the government "sting" in and later scheduled for broadcast on Chinese Referring to the move toward a consumer vestigation. national television-before a video audience that oriented economy and the relaxing of official op "We asked the judge during ajbench conference for a White House officials estimated could reach 200 position to private enterprise that has emerged dismissal and for sanctions against the government,'' defen million-Reagan said that it was the profit motive over the past five years of so, Reagan said: se. attorney Donald Re said. "The judge is deciding what he that spurred America's development. "Today, China's economy crackles with the will do about this." Speaking in the Great Hall of the People to an dynamics of change, expansion of individual in The attorney's rushed to the bench for the private con audience of 500 to Chinese business leaders centives for farmers ... new bonuses for workers, 600 ference seconds after agent Benedict Tisa said during cross and experts in U.S.-Sino relations, the president more disciplined managenent in terms of profits examination he "probably threw away" his original notes. said: and losses." "I may have rewrote the notes," undercover agent Tisa "The societies that have made the most spec "As China moves forward on this new path, conceded after attorney Howard Weitzman pro�uced Tisa's tacular progress in the shortest period of time are America welcomes the opportunity to walk by handwritten report showing a confusing chronology dated not the most rigidly organized nor even the your side,'"he said. · both 1982 and 1983. richest in natural resources. No, it is where The speech contained many standard phrases The attorney observed that the De Lorean probe had people have been allowed to create, compete, from a Reagan political address, touting the suc ceased in October 1982, and there could be no current notes and build, where they have been permitted to cesses he claims for the U.S. economy for the on the case dated 1983. think for themselves, to make economic past three years.
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� ...... , ...... ,,,\\\\:\.\ De DellyEastem News Friday, April 2 7, 1984 3 Class sponsors stride for sa·fety set by participating in tt,e event inay pick Special competition Kim Ward A Stride for Safety two-mile sponsor sheets on campus at the jour walkathon is scheduled for Sunday, nalism office in Buzzard Education for handicap athletes with proceeds going to the Coles Coun Building and the radio station WELH, "Special Olympic competition The games are slated for 10 a.m. ty Coalition Against Domestic Violen in Coleman Hall. ranks right up there with Christ and will continue through 2 p.m. ce. Off campus, interested walkers can mas for many of the athletes. It's a The events scheduled include a sof Cathy Gregory, who is a student in get their sheets at Walmart, 510 W. day they all look forward to.,, tball throw, 50-yard dash, high JOU 4920, "Case Studies in Public Lincoln Ave., Wilb Walkers, 1460 E -Jeff Reynolds jump, standing long jump and 220, Relations.': said the walkathon is a St., IGA, 700 W. Lincoln Ave., and mile lon runs, Reynolds "class project involving all students Eisners, 612 W. Lincoln Ave., Sirius Charleston team coach 440 g noted. from the course. · Exercise Fitness Facility, 716 Jackson by Amy Zurawski In addition, Reynolds said "The walkathon was developed to Ave., and the Fitness Center, 505 W. "Let me win, but if I can't, let special wheelchair races will be give students practical experience in Lincoln Ave. me be brave in my attempt." conducted. A 50-yard dash and a developing and promoting a philan The walkathon will take place from This is the oath that mentally '30-yard salom course will be used thropy for charity," she said. - 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at O'Brien Stadium retarded and physically han to show wheelchair handling Gregory said persons interested in on the outdoor track. dicapped individuals ranging in capabilities. age from eight to 65 will take Reynolds said winning isn't em before the beginning of the Special , phasized during the competition. _____. page 1 Olympics Friday at O'Brien Field, "Having fun and competing is the Test from blood-alcohol level, making her legally Reynolds said. important thing." undaunted. · Stone, said, sober under Illinois law, her score rose The competition will begin at "At the end of the day, eveyone WEIC disc jockey Steve 'this is from three to 22. 9:30 a.m. with the opening will receive a ribbon, whether they "You're thinking in your mind, nothing'." Stone's average score The final test results showed a ceremonies, including a march of finished last or came in first,� " he when sober significant increase in mistakes for all the athletes around the track and ·added. ranged from a perfect zero his blood-alcohol of the drivers. Jeff Paine of the the lighting of a torch, he said. to 19 after raising level to .110. Charleston Times-Courier had the WCIA-TV newscaster Molly Hall, slightest increase, from 10 points when whose score jumped from three when sober to 19· when drunk. The highest sober to with a .140 blood-alcohol increase was for WICD-TV newscaster MDA skate-a-thon slated 28 level, agreed that liquor-induced con Chris Jones, whose score rose from 16 president of membership said, prizes by Dawn Stultz fidence can be deceiving. to 61. Sigma Rho Epislon, a special will be awarded to the top pledge-getter "It's definitely made an impact on After the test, the voluteers generally education honorary society, will be after the event. me. The main lesson to be learned out agreed that their · attitudes toward sponsoring a skate-a-thon to raise Young added the prizes include a of this is that, eveh though you may drunk driving had been changed. money for the Muscular Dystrophy walkman radio and a black and white think you're in control, you're not," "I'm more convinc�d than ever that Association Sunday. television set donated by Wal-Mart. Hall said. I'm not a safe driver when I've had a Laurie Purden, president of the She noted that meals will also be ser Lakeland College student Sue Strehl few drinks," Hall said. fraternity and co-chairman of the ved to the skaters at regular meal times agreed, and said, really can't drive Eastern senior Marian Borarman event, said this is the second skate-a throughout the day. "I after drinking as well as I thought I agreed, saying, "I'm not so worried thon, which was started last year as a The event is scheduled for 10 a.m. to could." about hurting myself...it's the other hilanthropy project. 6 p.m. at the Charleston Deluxe Roller· Although Strehl only reached the .06 person who pays the price." Linda Young, fraternity vice Rink, W: Madison Ave. 855
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Allare welcome! four Editorials represent the majority opinidn of ou�edltorlal board Page .The D•lly E.AstemNews .. :Friday, April 2 7, t 984 --- - Opinion/Commentary planning Personal file Computer use needs Dobie Holland Although a two-hour time limit was placed The time limit was established "to assure on computer use prior to spring break, the students accessibility to a terminal and to students rushing to finish computer encourage students not to procrastinate." Pow_! Batman can programs before the semester ends have Perhaps a committee should be formed to created a terminal tie-up within the Com look into the . feasibility of modifying the puter Services laboratory. current scheduling process to avoid save campus.from This tie-up has exploded into a problems next semester. unnecessary conflict The . possible alternatives for future Eastern's villians Editorial between computer scheduling processes are many. Computer_ One of my all-time favorite television shows is Bat s c i e n c e st d e n ts Services' hours could be extended even man.' Whenever I go home I watch another a� iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u procastinating, and Computer Services per more on weekends and during the week. Or packed sequel of the caped-crusaders, they never sonnel not offering a viable solution. if money is not available for acquistion of fail to do things that the viewers are supposed to take s�riously, but their bat-antics always register on With assignment deadlines approaching in more computers, then maybe class the bat-laugh meter just as well. a matter of a week or two, the stress rnoun enrollment could be controlled to handle �tman is always fighting for justice and Robin i. ts students are making mad dashes to student flow into the computer laboratory. to add his two cents. (HOLY HALLOWEEN, BAT· as rush programs through computers- only to Instructors also could coordinate assign MAN.) find the terminals occupied. ments so that they don't coincide with each I recently watched the original movie, which · filmed during the late '60s, and at that time I reallz W iti g students have questioned the other. a n how Batman seems to have been recreated that was to be .used following time limit It is apparent that a compromise between Eastern's campus. spring break. the students is needed to finish this Our newly-elected Student Body President J However, Computer Services Director semester's work, but that would be only a Butler has the same traits as my boyhood hero, whfJ. David Henard explained that an informal time temporary' answer to a problem that could Butler's right-hand man, Graham Lewis, reminds mi of Batman's loyal and trusted sidekick, Robin. limit is peing implemented within the lab. easily become terminal next year. Adi vantage Party candidate Glenn Good sort of reml r------�------:--�!j;OEi�iCii�Ime of the diabolical Penguin character. Butler and Lewis fought to keep our system student democracy working by defeating the uncontested Good (POW). And in order to k justice on the side of the students, Butler's quest stop the polished Good has deemed Butler a super hero. Remember how the Penguin used to always charge when all the master villains were in the episode of Batman. Well here on campus, Good in charge of the Advantage Party's alleged ca spending charades (ZAPP).· . Then, of course, Student Body President - J Cole has aH the earmarkings of that fiendish, but
- ny villain named the Riddler (HA, HA, HAA). love I way the Riddler leaves those infamous riddles Batman and Robin to solve. Riddle me this Financial Vice President Elect What did you say when Butler was· elected the president to the student body? Bat-answer one: "The ·only way I will help him is if he more serious. If he doesn't will close my door AND A nAU'"t/ I him." 6000 � rr-rN ITiL BEi Let's not leave out our female counterpart In -7.._ · ____ �.,.. . bat analogy. Exective Vice President Elect ann - .- --.s- Richardson has Cat Woman written all over her. �_, she couldn't even purr a single syllable when This week's question was asked by and photographs was asked about Butler's victory (HOLY Eastern speaks: were taken by Beth Lander. FOE). There are several other Advantage candldatea
. . remind me of the villians trying to un Eastern's Batman and the citizens of Gotham -Agreement with Nicaraguan policy?. but this is where Butler dons a new bat-cape . . Maybe we ought to take Butler and Lewis because the caped-crusaders are also m Cecil Martin David Hess Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson. · senior sophomore Wayne is the highly-respected citizen of Industrial arts computer management City who made nice guys seem like meanlae, his ward Dick Grayson learned the bat "Heaven's no, I used "I do agree with the constantly gloated like a choir boy,. to be a mine man in the actions he has taken, but The day after the election, Butler became Navy. In the first place; not through the right Wayne-type as his personal life was brought the president and the channels. It shouldn't be attention. Butler, the son of an affluent CIA should not be in a sole decision with the Homewood-Flossmor, is a young . man terfering in the internal CIA because it could intelligence. politics of those coun result in a major con None of the villains took Batman serious In tries." flict." but tune in to this same·· bat-page to r Butler's pursuit of the never-ending struggle and order. Give him some credit citizens and Eastern's Gotham City. After all, Batman Dave Yager Dick Moldroski always zap the bad guys in the end. sophomore art Instructor business accounting -Dobie Holland is a night sports editor. "It's absolutely· the reporter for The Daily Eastern News. "Well I would think he wrong thing to do. He doesn't have the right to can't have a private army Letterpolicy do that because it's not fighting a private war. 1 our territory. It could War is the knowledge of The name and phone number of at least create problems with the pe ople and author must be submitted with eac.h letter , other nations." Congress." editor. 2 7, 1 984 The Dall EasternNe ws Friday, April
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Des Moines, Iowa Friday and Saturday to compe the exclusive Drake Relays. "It's the classiest relay meet in the U.S.," Eas head coach Neil Moore said. "It will hold some the top competition in the nation." · Representing Eastern in the meet will be Perry Edinger in the 3000-meter steepl sophomore Dan Matas in the shot put, soph Bob Mazanke in discus, freshman Scott Adams the intermediate hurdles and junior Claude Ma the 100 and 200-meter dashes. Magee, who has been nursing a sore leg the couple of weeks, will run this weekend after speculation by Moore. "Magee wouldn't be allowed to .run unless he ���-: �x<�<��JJ!��,:��-*$.4'��� ;�k��- 'ffe �·:,�J:fJ\��·-•� at full speed, but he ran Wednesday night An Eastern baseball player dives back into first . thers will play two double-headers� this weekend! at showed me that he was ready to compete base in a recent game against Illinois State. The Pan- Northern lowa.(News photo by Brian Ormiston) Moore said. "With favorable conditions, could qualify for the the NCAA champions the 200, which think is his best event." � Two Twinbills Moore said he was happy for all those-who w Sluggers to battl.e conferen vited to attend the meet, but added that he is ce foe more emphasis on the conference meet next W in Macomb. by Jeff Long Western Illinois. Eastern's baseball team will get a preview of what Although. this weekend's games against Northern The rest of the team will head to Cham to exp�ct at this year's post-season conference tour Iowa will not count toward conference standings, compete at Parkland College. nameµt when the Panthers play back-to-back double both teams will get an early scouting report on the The women's track team will be headed in s headers at the University of Northern Iowa Saturday AMCU-8 tournament to be held May 4-6 in Chicago. directions on Friday and Saturday. and Simday. The Panthers will be looking to continue their hot The Panthers'. top sprinter Gail Stephens Eastern, coming off a double-header split against hitting that has led them to victories in three of their travel to Des Moine, Iowa to compete in Southern Illinois-Carbondale on Wednesday, enters fast four ballgames. Currently the Panthers boast a prestigious Drake Relays. Stephens will com weekend action with a 3-1 record in the Association team batting average of .3 16 which includes five star the 400-meter run in the r.elays. of Mid-Continent Universities and 14-9 overall. ters with .300-plus averages. · Meanwhile the rest of the team will head for The Panthers ha ve faced two Mid-Continent teams If Eastern was to continue its present pace, it mood, Ky. for the Becky Boone Relays, head earlier this season, beating Southwest Missouri two would mark the fifth-consecutive season the team has John Craft said Thursday. of three and taking their lone contest loss against bettered the .300 plateau. Golfers ·ready for Western , AMCU meet Netters h by Ken Dickson petition . from Western, Eastern, season, Western has won four tour Although Western Illinois Univer Cleveland State University, Southwest naments. to· defend t� sity's golf team is not usually spoken in Missouri State University, ·Valparaiso W- e've been real close in the tour by Frank Polich the same breath as UCLA's basketball Universty, Northern Iowa University naments," Western's· coach Harry Easte�n's men's tennis team and the New York Yankees's Mussato said. "We haven't been over- and University of Wisconsin-Green takes its record int 12-6 baseball teams of days gone by, but the Bay. whelming. Association of Mid-C Leathernecks seem to be the dynasty as "Western has won this thing for as "I keep telling my golfers it's not Conference Universities far as the Association of Mid long as I can remember," Eastern's going to be a cake walk," Mussato pionship Friday and Sat Continent University's cqnference is number one golfer, Brent Richardson said. "It's going to be decided by the Triad Courts. concerned. said. "And Eastern has never finished y and who wants it . who's up that da Last season, the Pantherl Five years ago, when the golf · higher than third in the conference, but Northern Iowa bad enough. Eastern, the title by narrowly bea programs adopted the current AMCU I predict a win for us this year.'' all have good and Southwest Missouri Southwest Misouri State x:onference, Western Illinois won the "We want to beat Western as much teams. They each have two or three sity 41-37. This year, bow conference meet. The Leathernecks as winning the tournament." There's a tough golfers." may be a different story . have repeated the feat every year since. pretty big rivalry between us," he ad- Tournament notes Since the conference "Southwest Missouri This year's meet begins Monday, meet is. the only conference... competition of the ded. definitely the favorite this , several conference honors will be April 30 at 8 a.m. at the Mattoon Western returns to the contest with but we are the top decided.season The winner of the tournament is chall Country Club, Eastern's home course. its five starters from last year's first .we · deemed "AMCU Conference Champion". The play well, we can repeat ar Thirty-six holes will be played on the place team, including last year's . top six scores will earn the golfer s "AMCU All· ference champs," last year's first day and the final 18 holes will be medalist, sophomore Mike McNeil and Conference" title and the coach of the winning CU coach-of-the-year Carl played May junior Tom Roegner. So far this teamis named "AMCU Coach of the Year." l. said. The tournament includes com- The seedings for the tour are what Sexton said he is centrating on for this weekend. Loaded weekend ahead for softballers "It will be difficult to get than three people seeded," by Mike Nelson us." said. "Especially after the 8-1 Eastern's women's softball team will be looking to build The Panthers will need continued success from hitters to Southwest Missouri. " up some momentum heading into n,ext week's Gateway Shelly Eddington and Mary Tiegs, who have·paced the team Six of the eight teams in the · · Collegiate Athletic Conference tournament when it plays this season. ference will be playing three cortsecutivedouble headers this weekend. Eddington boasts a .439 batting average, tops in the weekend. Cleveland State U The Panthers will start Friday on the road against con GCAC, while Tiegs is ninth in the GCAC with a .3 21 sity and University of ference-leader Illinois State University and then move to In average. Chicago Circle will not t. diana State University Saturday before coming home to face D'Abbraccio said she hopes her squad will return to the tending._ DePaul University Sunday. form it showed in the double header split against Indiana on Sexton said all the mate "There's nothing I'd like more than to go and knock off April be played on the Triad and 19. the conference's top team," Eastern coach .Deanna D'Ab "Our defense was outstanding against Indiana," D' Ab Courts, weather permittillj braccio said. "Any team in this conference can beat any braccio said. "We hit the ball well and we were very rains, the matches will be other team on any given day.'' aggressive on the base paths." . into Lantz Fieldhouse. Eastern enters weekend action with a 2-6 league mark and Eastern is batting .256 as a team with five of the starters Both Friday and Sat a mark overall. "These are really crucial gai:nes for batting at or above .250. Becky Jochim h.olds a .283 average . matches begin at a.m. 9- 16 8 a8l( us," D'Abbraccio said. "The conference tournament will be and Tammi Waldrop is batting .274. Pitcher Donna continue all day. seeded Sunday night and a few more wins would really help Ridgway has a .250 average. The Weekend Supplement to lhe Daily Eastern News I Charleston, Ill. 61 920 I Section Two, 8 Pages Eageme� to gain big bucks varies Inside ·by Noreen Reilly and Judy Weidman Money furriblings If students had an opportunity to obtafn a million accounts, Checking student dollars, what lengths would they go to in order to get loans and greenbacks themselves their share? And what would they do with the cash on prove to an be mind boggling for· ce it reached their sweaty palms? Senior Marianne Tucker, who has had difficulties Eastern st udent. with student loans said, "I would blow up the Financial Aids Office here at Eastern ." See page & Dan Benson, also a freshman, said "I would do anything but kill". · Some people expressed an interest in providing en tertainment for Eastern students while earning the classification of millionaire. Junior· Ada Dolz would provide Eastern with a Ch eck it out accounts a "speed show." "I would streak through campus as Checking �n ·be very to long as there are enough trees to hide behind," Dolz confusing addition students' explained. lives. Some local bank employee$ so me on to Senior Jennifer Joslin would jump off a cliff-sky offer hints how maintain . a diving, of course . ba lance. Following this soaring experience, Joslin said she would splurge oh her friends. "I would take my four See page 4 roommates and go to the Virgin Islands." Others aren't so picky. Juni'Or Rick Mansfield would do anything for · a million dollars. "Well, almost anything," he corrected. Mansfield also had some definite ideas regarding what he would do with his windfall. He would get- in- · volved in politics. Splish, Sp lash Aquatic fa ntasies do n't � Mansfield said he would have ·donated to Joe t to turn ou be fish storie s. SteYe Butler's campaign so he could have bought bigger a Sandstrom reviews comedy abOut magic markers. a In bachelor Ne w York and his Junior Mary Lauchnar· couldn't decide what lengths a t for mermaid. she would go to, "but I would definitely say 'Thank ques you' after I got it." Seepage6 "Two thousand would go to pay back my parents the money that borrowed from them last month," ! Lauchner said. "There might be a small bonus for my brother for his graduation; maybe $10,000." She would also spend it on her friends. "I would buy Ike's · for my roommates." Freshman Joe Tomkins has offered some ideas ick �oney about what he would do once he got the money. "I homore Heidi Martin fills Services Building. See related would travelto exotiG places and buy my own Playboy emergency loan in the story on page (Photo by Club on my own island in the tropics." an 4. office located in the Student Sheila Billerbeck) . pie quiz proves how trivial money is. 8. What was the average cost per have one <:ent is doubled every day if time to test your money trivia acre the United States paid France for for 3.0 days? ledge! Below are 25 specially the Louisiana Territory? 19. How much did the United States ed trivia questions ·dealing with 9. How many pieces of silver did pay to acquire Florida from Spain in ne's favorite topic-MONEY! Judas Iscariot receive for betraying 1819? What was the amount of the check Jesus Christ? 20. What is the award for a Pulitzer Bank of New York gave Prize? ant Park 10. What President is on the his solo, non- How much dfd John Glenn win on Undbergh for $100,000 bill? �1. 41ightfrom New York to Paris? the quiz show "Name That Tune" 11. 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Both games are scheduled for 3 Q Clergyman." p.m. J Immanuel Lutheran Soltbell !::: Services will be at 8: 15 and 10:45 a.m. at 902 & Men's softball host DePaul2 at p.m. Sunday at Cleveland Ave. Sunday's sermon will be "Are Lantz Field. You a Doubting Thomas." J• Wesley United Methodist Church Services will be at 9 and 11 a.m. at 2206 S. �Movies Fourth St. Sunday's sermon will be "For 200 "Snow Whit " Years: Experience." Showings wille be sponsored by U. B. from 8 First Presbyterian Church Pay your college education expenses with p.m. to midnight Friday in the Union Grand Service will be at 10:30 a.m. at Seventh Street an 'nlinois Guaranteed Loan. Ballroom. · and Madison Avenue. Up the Creek Borrow upYOU to $2 CAN:,500 each year Friday and Saturday. 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Sunday at 4:30 and 7:05 p.m. "Rare Illusion" will perform Friday and Saturday and Sunday matinee· at 1 :30 p.m. "Clockwork Orange" on Saturday. Both shows Cinema Three. Rated PG " are scheduled to start at 9:30 p.m. Romancing the Stone Showings- at 4:50; 7:20 and 9:20 p.m. Friday and Saturday. Sunday at 4:50 and 7:20 p.m. Saturday and Sunday matinee at 2:00 p.m. S�--- Cinema Three. Rated PG. Editor ...... Diane Schneidman Assistant ...... Lisa Green Against All Odds Calendar ...... Denise Wilkey Showings at 4:40, 7: 15 and 9:25 p.m. Friday Photo editor ...... Sam Paisley and Saturday. Sunday at 7: 15 p.m. Saturday �Art director ...... Tim Broderick and Sunday matinee at 1 :45 p.m. Cinema Three. Copy desk ...Denise Wilkey, Kevin Zimmerman, Rated R. Carl Pugliese, Dobie Ho.lland UWe Peoples' Weekend at Dale·Bayles on Campus! -April27, 28, & 29- . , ��ft; · �� �.. � � �? 0 Fri. 10-8 � 9-5 Open p.m. Sat. p.m. '-- 0 Sun. 12·5 p.m. PH ONE 217 345-1944 3 Dail lotte tickets : a winning chance -4 y ry i< ·Trivia Answers • $25,000. c; by tickets, the bi9gest winning ticket at the White Hen Pantry. 1. • Chris Koester 2. $9. Despite the astronomical odds of was worth Most of the local merchants that -4 $10,000. 3. Denver. winning a million dollars in a lot Another local . store that par- participate in the lottery said that 4. Nothing, Burt buffed for free. ic rtery, literally thousands of tickets ticipates in the selling of this game the majority of people who play the 5. 10 cents. It was originally 5 cents, but it was increased !!. are sold in Charleston every day. of chance is the White Hen Pantry, lottery are Charleston residents due to inflation. � To many Charleston residents, E. Lincoln Ave. rather than college students. The 6. JoeDiMaggio. Easy on the coffee. 200 7. $5,000. a handful of adventurous Joyce Klosterman, employee of merchants believe that the reason :'i and 8. 2 centsan acre. $15 million total. 3 ollege students, the Illin ois State White Hen Pantry, said that on an students don't play is due to lack of 9. 30. z ottery is a one-in-a-million (one "average day" they sell between funds. 10. Woodrow Wilson. . ...i to be exact) chance lotto tickets and instant However, John Rigg, employee 11. Miss Moneypenny. ln-1,919, 190 500- 1000 12. $200. of becoming an instant millionaire. winner tickets. of Osco Drug, W. Lincoln If you missedthis one, hang it up! 13. $1.98. a:� 566 By the way, Minnie's real name is Sarah • Fr�nk Rook, manager of the "Char�eston residents buy �he Ave., said that one participating Ophelia Colley Cannan. ::C arleston LG.A. Foodliner, majority of lottery tickets; college student faced the risk and it 1 4. $200,000 � 700 fw. Lincoln Ave., said that there is a however, when the grand prize gets paid off. 15. 118 .. 16. very "broad-base of people" who very high, many college students "Our biggest winner was a Abraham Lincoln ( 1909). �- · 17. SmartMoney (1931). ... play the lottery. will also participate," Klosterman college student who won 18. $5,368, 709. 12 co $5,000. (to the penny!). co "We sell anywhere between said. Other than that we have had maybe 19. $5 .... 50- million. Another $35 million and they could have 'lottery tickets per day," Rook Klosterman also noted that one or two winners," he con signed Steve Young to a USF1.contract. 75 $100 explained. despite the large number of lottery tinued. 20. $1,000. 21. $25,000. He added that most of the people tickets sold at the White Hen Pan- Rigg also noted that Osco has 22. 191 1-14 PhiladelRhia A's; Toda_y, $100,000 ho play the lottery ha an "extra try, the igge winning ticket ever been elling "anywhere _e.twee!'.! 1.,... woulCfn'tbuy you a third-string catcher. posab e cash flow." refunded there was purchased out lottery tickets per day." 23. $1.50. 200-500 (Other by·law requirements were public However, he also noted that of town. Other local merchants that sell school education and six months in the 24. $9.40. U.S.). ere are exceptions. "I have seen "A Brownstown couple brought . lottery tickets are Wilb Walker, . 25. $30,000. any people play the lottery who, I their ticket in about a month ago E. Lincoln Ave., and Hucks, 1460 ould think, wouldn't be able to and found that it was worth Lincoln Ave. Employees of 850 Source: The Complete Unabridged Super Trivia En- lay." dollars," Klosterman said . both stores said they sell about cyclopedia by Fred Worth. 238,000 20- L Brooke House, Los Angeles, Rook noted that in the years She said that it was- easily the lottery tickets per day and have 1977. 10 30 · t has been selling lottery winning ticket ever refunded had no "big winners." LG.A. biggest Smile it you had it . last night. -·- fdtle�CR[� AU: f t Kneel f Befo re f ZOO! f -and wish a Switz f Happy 22nd f SPRING SEMESTER CIPS SERVICE t DISCONNECTION If you will be leaving at the end of the EIU spring t .. semester (or any other time) and wish to stop billing in ____4- __ j your name for Central Illinois Public Service Company electric and/or natural gas service you must notify the office. CIPS Billing is continued in your name if Protect yourself. notification is not g!ven. For those customers in the Charleston District which in cludes Charleston, Kansas , Ashmore, Oakand and Westfield, the CIPS officeto notify is located at Sixth 614 Street, Charleston. You may request that your service be discontinued either in person or by letter. Any Questions Please Telephone 345-7051 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday _through Friday Thank You Mickey's Wide Mouths 50¢ 2-Close - I Bankaccounts help Loansgive financia i legup· priorto the first class day. somestud ents by Amy Foley keep a student loan may . ap "The ·process may seem com Obtaining pear to be a difficultprocess. plicated but the . entire process a However, Elmer Pullen, flnandal usually takes six to eight weeks budget if balanced aids counselor the Illinois there are no complications in Jeanne Patterson of by Guaranteed Student . · Loans volved," Pullen said. Opening a checking account for the Programs, said that the steps In However, he said there are some . first time can be a very exciting ex volved In applying for a loan are requirements that must be met perience and an easier way of managing fairly simple. before a student is eligible to receive finances. First, Pullen said a student must a loan. Alq10st anyone can open a checking secure an application from a lender, A student must be an Illinois account. At most. banks there is no such as a bank, credit union, or resident and must attend a school minimum balance fee . savings and loan firm. The second at least part-time, which means The decisions that have to be made •• step Involves filling out a loans taking credit hours. gi' 12 when opening an account-the color or preparation sheet and a needs test, In addition, the students and style of checks, the texture >� of the check • which Is ba5ed on the students and parent's combined income must not c book cover and the name emblazoned parents Income tax returns, he said . exceed $30,000 per year, although in the upper left hand corner-are all The student's school then allowances are made according to relevant when opening an account. But evaluates that individual's need and the various needs of an individual. most importantly, money management sends the preparation sheet and the The maximum amount of a is truly a lesson in maturity. needs test to the lender, whose Guaranteed · Student Loan is Michael Brandt, a junior, said, "I responsibility is to complete the ap- $2,500 per academic year. wasn't ready for a checking account my . plication, he added, Pullen said that about two-thirds freshman year." Pullen said that when the lender of all · banks offer the Illinois "I had plenty of money," Brandt said, completes the loan application, it is Guaranteed Loan. The current in "but I had a hard ti me' keeping track of sent to the Guaranteed Student terest rate, Pullen said, is eight per how much I was spending. I never Loan office in Deerfield, Ill. for ap cent. Students are expected to wrote anything down." proval. · If the application :is ap begin re-paying the loan six months He didn't have to worry too much, proved, a notice is then sent to the after he or she completes school or though, because most banks act as an student, the school, and the lender. ceases to attend part-time. overseer of their customers' accounts. After notification, he continued, Pullen said that it is now possible The bank will make sure such things as the student must sign a interim note for a student to obtain two loans at overdrawn checks are taken care of, (five days after the lender receives the same grade level. This policy and will charge fees for services like the notice) . A check for the loan was implemented for transfer returning checks. amount is then sent to the school in students who lose credits. The Eagle Bank of Charleston, 701 the student's name within 30 days · Sixth St. , has a $10 overdraft fee on checks that aren't covered. "Sometimes we'll pay the check and charge the customer but it really depends on the situation," Hedi Shaffer, an Eagle Bank Students 'buck' the system employee, said. "We don't require the customer to · probably study." by Denise Wilkey have a certain amount in the account, Money is not everything in college ... Scott Albrecht, junior: "I'd go out to but on the other hand, a person can't life, and a few creative students prove the bars and just socialize ." deposit $5 and expect to . receive this. Here's what -some students said Laura Huntman, senior: "I'd pack . a checks," Shaffer said. they would do instead of spending sack lunch and go to Morton Park arid ReCGrding all deposits and with Writing checks is a po money on the we�kends. have a picnic ." drawals is important to avoid overdraft Eastern students as this stu Blaine Smitley, junior: "I'd spend the Cheryl Dambacher, junior: "I'd play charges and aid money management. day at Lantz gym, then that night I tennis and get together with friends." One way to he lp "lazy" account "We have two types of would go .to a party and duplicate the Joel Dierks, junior: "I'd ride my bike, holders is a system called duplicate cent charge per check and�� marks people had on their hands, onto · . visit with friends, and most importantly checks. check, a maintenence charge my own hand, and get into the party spend time with my girlfriend." "Duplicate checks are simply carbon on top of the and 15 free of admission." 20 Lisa Blackburn, sophomore : "I'd find copies of the written checks, it is like Mausehund said. "For every $1 Allison Elkstrom, freshman: "I'd pick some rich guy to take me out." . keeping a double record of your en a 25 cent credit is placed up guys in bars and hope they would Pamela Goudy, senior: "I'd spend tries," Clint Mausehund, Assistant checking account, thus . a pay for the drinks." the weekend at my boyfriend's." Cashier at the Mattoon Bank, East receive a 75 cent credit." Bill Flood, senior: "I'd talk some girl 333 ·'·Norman Kjos, sophomore: "I'd see if Broadway, Mattoon, said, For sophomore Theresa into entertaining me for the weekend." I could borrow money or con one of my Beca-u se most banks handle the ac checking account has been an Paul McGrath, freshman: "First I'd friends into taking me out." - count holder's checks individually, a "I don't know what I would sell my clothes and th�n my b?dy." Leslie Lindquist, sophomore: "I'd service charge is placed on checks Because I have an account In Donna McKinney, senior: "I'd simply rob a bank." issued through that particular bank. statements come directly to CongftatuQatiotmCD� a Cht �ittQeg rgtengcNew gp lltngcActt veg DENISE CING-MAIS KATHY CZAJKOWSKI TERE SA ETHRIDGE ROSEMARY FULK SORAYA GUTIERREZ GAYE MYERS ROSEMARY NEMISH MARSHA OLSBY LAW ANNA RICHARDSON LYNNE STAC K 5 ... -;,' • < ..... ca • ... -;,' .. ·�< m 1• ALCHEMY the original. Knopfler adds some th gets ·an excited reception by itself. i Dire Straits familiarity in his vocal, tossing in an Knopfler's greatest success at the epic ; What could be more exciting than a "eh?" and a "huh?" at times. This works was with this panorama of collapsing live Dire Straits album? A double live surprisingly well, involving the listener a . western society. The crowd begins to f � Dire Straitsal bum! bit more as he hears Knopfler's account sing along, then sits back in awe as the � Dire Straits has long been one of the of a lost love- "Treachery and tre ason, band runs through a nearly letter perfect 2- most tasteful and interesting groups there's always an excuse for it/ And version of it. The last verse-the Straits' : around. Leader Mark Knopfler is, when I find the reason, I still can't get most dramatic, keep your Springsteen, -g_ besides being a top-notch guitarist, an use to it." I'll take Knopfler-isn't as satisfyingly ;::; .... intriguing songwriter, recently exploring The instrumental break, as it is with delivered here as on Love Over Gold, :. the long, epic form of songwriting on the original, is one of the Straits' most but that's all right. Gimme some more Making Movies � previous releases dramatic moments. Illsley punches out of that guitar, Mark. _ (arguably their best album) and Love the same single note again and-again on "Solid Rock" is just that, slowed Over Gold. Most of Alchemy is from the bass, while Knopfler and Hal Lindes down a tad but still all right in my book. these two albums, which is okay, con twist and turn around him on their The crowd readily. qies along on the sidering there are only ten songs on this guitars, ranging from broad flourishes to refrain, and that darn Williams keeps on two disc set. subtle chord work. rolling as always. Does the man ever I was first put off by the cover, which When I saw that "Sultans of Swing" rest? is a rather garish mishmash of items clocked in at nearly eleven minutes, I The album closes-oddly-with adapted from something called expected the worst-a long, drawn-out "Going Home," the instrumental theme "Alchemy Give me a simple version bogged down with interminable 1974." from last year's film Local Hero, which shot of lightning in a dark sky any day. guitar solos. Happily, this is not "So. Knopflei scored. It's a very beautiful "Once Upon a Time in the West," The number truly catches fire live, piece of music, but still a strange choice Knopfler's earliest try at a song of epic played at what seems to be double time. for ending the LP. "Sultans of Swing" length, gets the album off to a pleasant Terry Williams' drums roll and roll and would be.more logical, but que sera. start. John Illsley's bass finds a nifty roll, practically overwhelming the Alchemy is the perfect springtime groove, while Knopfler tosses off lick af listenel"at times. As for Knopfler-well, album - bouncy and chock full of fun . It ter lick on his guitar-truly a foretaste of there comes a time when mere words makes the tongues of my shoes pant, as the feast to come. cannot express. No useless soloing a friend of mine once said. I envision "Romeo and Juliet" suffers-as I here-this is vital stuff, and you're plenty of sunny afternoons sipping feared it would-in its transition to a hanging on every note. Fingers of light some fine mixture of hops and barley large venue's. stage. Knopfler's bit ning and wrists of rubber! If more so and tapping along to Knopfler and tersweet vocal on the original is all but called "great lead guitarists" could play Crew. The ommissions are a little puz · forgotten live. The band is in fine form with half his panache, the world would zling (no "Industrial Disease" or here, but the song's strength is in its truly be a wonderful place. The crowd "Twisting by the Pool," and only one lyrics. It's a pity that Knopfler couldn't gives the man an incredible ovation, song from the first album??) , but to in reproduce onstage what is one of the and rightly so-Knopfler for King! clude these would require a triple live best love songs to come out for the past The second disc begins with the 50s release (ugly memories of ELP and several years. ish "Two Young Lovers" from the skyrocketing costs arise) . The result is The second side opens with a segue Twisting by the Pool EP. Rock-n-roll as that you're left wanting more. But isn't between "Industrial Disease" and "Ex your parents knew it-Clark banging that what entertainment is all about? account is not always presso Love." Why "Industrial Disease" away on the ivories and Mel Collins a isn't included is a mystery to me, but the wailiO: sax. By song's end, everyone'� Straits' version of "Expresso Love" is into the act, and the good times do roll. -Kevin Zimmerman able to cash my checks from work certainly a highlight of the entire set. Collins and Clark then turn around 'ng to sign them. over to someone Alan Clark's keyboards come to the and give a slow, soulful intro to "Tunnel id. forefront to lend a touch of majesty. ·of Love." As for the song itself, it gets students who still find it hard to Knopfler again turns in a lazy vocal, but the by now expected feelgood treat emselves into recording each check the excitement of the music overcomes ment. Williams, Lindes and Knopfler Be a wise owl · g a checkbook there's hope. that. The addition of a backing vocal cut and slash through the arrangement. ant to keep all receipts of deposit chanting "Hey maestro/Expresso" was just high on this world/C'mon and -advertise "I'm statements once a month. If you're ill-advised, but again this takes a take a low ride with me, girl," Knopfler takes about minutes," Shaffer backseat to the spectacular musician croons, and there are plenty of girls in The 10 duplicate checks or top stubs, which ship going on here. (and, for that matter, guys) quite willing so that entries can be recorded at "Private Investigations" receives a to do just that this -point in the con by- Dally Eastern News the check is being written, is one satisfactory treatment. 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HOLY COMMUNION EACH TUESDAY '1'2 -12:30 p.m . � j An aquatic fantasy comes true in put togetherthe Splash script. I �Splash, the new comP.dy about a New In one scene llt a ·health club, Hanks � TRINITY CHUR H MATTOON . York City bachelor who is romanced by bounces off the walls chasing a raquet · f · I1 C a mermaid. ball while Candy, with a cigarette 2200 WESTERN AVE. � THE REV. DONALD SCHRO EDER, Allen Bauer (Tom Hanks) is dangling off his lower lip, offers some J. RECTOR zi vacationing with his parents and older pearls of wisdom from his three trips to I brother the coast of Cape Cod one the altar. Candy hits a couple of shots 348 - 8191 i CALL FOR RIDES �� ...... -. ' off ...... 1i summer when he sees something and then staggers to the cooler in the .� through a boat's glass observation deck. corner. � Allen throws himself overboard and has "Here," he says, "hold my beer. =ii his first encounter with the mermaid. That'll be your handicap." f:� Years later, Allen, who Is managing a But the element that puts all of produce company in Manhattan with Splash's fish in the same bucket is Daryl ii brother, Freddie (John Candy) , decides Hannah. Tall, lissome, and fresh-faced, =:;' that life and love are passing him by. this .native of the Chicago suburbs has f: Freddie triesto console him with tales had her career made by taking the part of his own failed.attempts at matrimony. of Madison. In only her fourth film role "But who said love is perfect?" Fred- (she played an acrobatic replicant die asks. chased by Harrison Ford in Blade Run- Then one afternoon following a wed- ner, part of the three-way in Summer ding, Allen has the good fortune to be Lovers, and was in this year's little-seen injured in a boating accident. Reckless) , Hannah shows talent both in He washes ashore on Cape Cod and and out of the water. wakes up, dazed and alone on the Her athletic grace in the swimming beach. scenes was so impressive that Howard Well, almost alone. Hiding. nearby is ended up using her for all the un his rescuer, a beautiful blonde-braided derwater scenes. On dry land Hannah is sea nymph played by Daryl Hannah. just as convincing, whether she is acting After his health has been restored, he the epitome of naivete on a shopping begins the whirlwind romance he's spree at Bloomingdale's, or coming on always dreamed of , with one minor cat- to the confused (but understandably ch-his girl, Madison, is a mermaid. grateful) Hanks while he waits for an Another problem is that her time to elevator. walk on the earth is limited by the tide A one-note performance is turned in cycle to just "six fun-filled days," and by Eugene Levy, another alumnus of she has to tell the head-over-heels Allen SCTV, in a role as a marine biologist that marriage to her would be, shall we who wants to prove mermaids exist. say, awkward. The script is partially to bl.ame here, Splash has taken a fairly unlikely never allowing Levy's character to . story of boy-meets-fish and turned it in- behave in any way but pedestrian, a to one of the surprise hits of the season. real injustice to a talented comic. I didn't find Splash's attractioP- all that Ultimately justice is served in Splash. surprising. After all, the theaters aren't 1t ends just as delightfully as it began, U¥1J�@&U¥1J©WD� exactly overflowing with mermaid rarely lapsing into the vulgarity one has romantic-comedies. come to expect from today's comedies. The comedy elements of this Ron No surprise-it was released through Howard film fell together just as predic- Touchstone, an offshoot company of BRINGS OUEEN tably for me. Howard's last film was the Oisney corporation, and I'll guaran- · ' Night Shift, another sleeper comedy tee you it's the most satisfying mermaid a 5-STORY SCREEN with a TV star-frenetic comedian-team. movie you'll see-until Warren Beatty's to The chemistry between the moody comes out sometime next year-that is. with MASSIVE SOUND Hanks and the ever-ebulient Candy is ·24-TRACK DOLBY STEREO - every bit as good as Winkler and Keaton -Steve Sandstrom 44 SPEAKERS were in Shift, and the same writing team r------�-�------� 1 Uil.\:,\�\l l SEE IT BIO! HEAR· IT BIO! .I f 345-2844 i : VOLUTIONARY QUEEN ON A RE SCREEN "WE WILL ROCK YOU" er:;er�.,- RECENT FEATURE AT Sunday SP-eciall DAYTONA WHAT A WAY TO CREET SPRINCI One large single ingredient pizza with pitcheriof p.m., Sunday, April soft drink -only- s 29 $ 6 9 . 5 (EATEN AT CAESAR'S) . e - Public: $4.00 ----· ------UIUC Students: $3.00 SH-6811 ces u.coa. Av.., c.._._._ ,.. ""'-nffJI "',,..., THIS IS DIFFERENT! 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Christopher · 10:45 p.m. 2.15. 20-Hee6:00 Haw 2.3.10.15.17.20-News ·17-News 7:00 Sunday Al rt. David Clennon. '.2.15, 20-Master 3-News 9-Twilight Zone 38-Switch p.m. l,P<> 12-Monty Python's Flying , 10-Dukes of Hazzard 9-Baseball: Chicago Cubs at 6:00 9-People To People p.m. 2.15. 20-Father Murphy Circus 11:00 .._A Married Man Pittsburgh 1 ?-Masterpiece Theatre 1 0-Wonder Woman 3, 10-60 Minutes p.m. -Washington Week in 1 0-This Week in Country 1 7.38-Mov ie: James Caan p.m. 1 2-Austin City Limits 4-Jerry Falwe10:05ll 11:05 ·ew Music and Marsha Mason in 4-Where's Dad? 17,38 -Ripley's Believe It or p.m. .38-Benson 1 2-Doctor Who " hapter Two" (1979). Neil 17-News Not1 C 10:15 p.m. 1 ?-Entertainment This Week mon's stage hit aboufa 10-News p.m. 7:05 p.m. sJ p.m. 11:20 Wild. Wild World of 38-Solid Gold writer's second marriage. 17-Taking Advantage 4-Baseba6:05ll: Atlanta at 10:30 sis p.m. stiadowed by memorie· s of his 2-Movie: "Frenc;h p.m. Houston 11:30 p.m. 3-More Real6:30 People late wife. Postcards." ( 1979) relates 3-Nitecap 7:30 p.m. p.m. the romantic ups and downs 15.20-Berenstain Bears 10-Video 99 6:30 9-Movie: "Shadow of the 9-Taking Advantage �. 1 0-Alice8:30 of Americans studying in Wall Street Week 12-Dr. Who Thin Man." ( 1 941 ) Nick and p.m. .38-Webster p.m. 7:00 9-Wall Street Journal Paris. Blanche Baker. Miles Nora Charles (William Powell 2.15, 20-Knight Rider p.m. ·Chapin. p.m. 4-Down to6':35 Earth and Myrna Loy) find murder 7:35 3, 1 0-AfterMASH 9:00 ball: Atlanta at p.m. 3.1 0-Trapper John, M.D. 3-Star Trek when they go to the races. 9, 17-World of Tomorrow €/-News 9-Lou Grant _ ton . 2.15, 20-Diff'rent7:00 Strokes p.m. 1 2-Living Wild 2-All Creatures Great and 10-Music City U.S.A. 11:45 p.m. 3. 10-Whiz Kids 1 38-Fame 8:00 38-Hardcastle and McCor· 5,20-Super Night of 1 2-Seeing Things Small 1 2�111inois Press p.m. mick p.m. 11:50 'N' Roll 17.38-T.J. Hooker 15, 20-Movie: "In the Heat 1 7-This Week In Country . . p.m. 9:05 ovie: "Borderline . p.m. 7:30 4-Sports Page of the Night." ( 1 967) Rod Music 3, 10-Four Seasons p.m. Steiger and Sidney Poitier ) Charles Bronson is a 4-Movie: 7:05"The McMasters." 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Student fa ces firlances As an idealistic freshman, I thought pitied her for her materiali�tlc preoc elgibility ceased, but my check j'z money-that meaningless piece of cupation. habits continued. ; paper backed by God knows My unusual perspective toward This situation led to the infamous 1i what-caused most of the world's · money soon earned me quite a when I discovered every check I problems. After all, didn't money-loving reputation, not to mention numerous written in the last month-m �,.. mercenaries run the tennants off the loan requests. It also made it quite easy checks I didn't remember-bounce 7i Grapes of '; land they loved in the for me to "loose" money. was forced to accept the na � Wrath? One time, when I ordered a beer at a realization that I was broke. And didn't Fitzgerald expose all the bar, I took a crumpled bill out of my That day forced e me to accept a decadence of the filthy-rich in the Great hand, and haphazardly handed it to the pie but. none-the-less � · difficult pr! =:. Gatsby? bartender. that even the federal government .c' .-.. Yes, ·I concluded, the quest for He smoothed out the bill and absent hard to accept; money eventually money leads to graft, decadence, and mindedly placed it in the drawer. Sud out . corruption (to use Joe Butler's words) . I . denly, he looked up and said, "Hey was With the image of a $7 ,500 decided I would be above these baser that a yo.uju st gave me?" hanging 20 over my head, and an i instincts. � I said, "Well to tell you the truth, I'm mail listing checks retuned "due So, when an equally idealistic friend �) really not sure, but don't worry about sufficient funds," I �as forced glorifieq journalists as "starving artists," �'-J it." The friend standing next to me something I swore I'd never do. I I smugly agreed. No crass materialism � gasped in astonishment. . ced my checkbook. for me. I would dedicate my life to truth, But I didn't think these incidents As I struggled to manipulate justice, and the public's right to know. labeled me as a free-spender. Instead, I that stubbornly refused to budge Shortly after I made that noble And along the way, I found that my thought this careless disregard exem the sub-zero range, I decided decision, I received my first student student loan money bought me plified my general disdain for money. would tell my friend who glo loan, and all mine. The fact that freedom. As part of that disdain, I considered notion of the "starving artist:" $2,500 "Ev I would someday be paying the money As I enjoyed this government the act of balancing a checkbook tists should learn how to bala back was simply not comprehensible. sponsored freedom, I scoffed at my disgusting.' checkbook." 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