Introduction Pigs in Space Veterinarian Hospital Muppet
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Cardstock Item Cards Skit Freely Transferable Skit Freely Transferable Introduction Gonzo Knievel MANDATORY INTRODUCTION – THIS SKIT BEGINS GAME PRIOR TO INTRO SONG Gonzo does a stunt The Count must do the 7 deadly sins, ah ah ah. There are 8 deadly sins... huh? This leads directly into Kermit introducing the show and the intro song. Mandatory Characters: Gonzo, Chicken 3, Chicken 4 Mandatory Characters: The Count Optional Characters: 1-2 Undefined characters Optional Characters: none MuppetPurgatory InterconI MuppetPurgatory InterconI Skit Freely Transferable Skit Freely Transferable Fozzie’s Act Pigs in Space Waldorf & Statler have demanded that Fozzie go out on stage and The continuing adventure of the USS Swinetrek. does a comedy act alone... Mandatory Characters: Miss Piggy, Link Hogthrob, Dr. Mandatory Characters: Fozzie Julius Strangepork Optional Characters: none - the bear must go it alone Optional Characters: 1-2 Undefined characters MuppetPurgatory InterconI MuppetPurgatory InterconI Skit Freely Transferable Skit Freely Transferable Sing-along with Rowlf Veterinarian Hospital Rowlf plays an old-time favorite. “And now, the continuing story of a quack who’s gone to the dogs,” Mandatory Characters: Miss Piggy, Rowlf, Undefined Horde Mandatory Characters: Rowlf, Rizzo the Rat Character (nurse), Undefined Horde Character (patient) Optional Characters: 1-2 Undefined characters Optional Characters: Offstage Narrator MuppetPurgatory InterconI MuppetPurgatory InterconI Skit Freely Transferable Skit Freely Transferable Law and Order: Muppetville Muppet Labs Bunsen and Beaker are detectives investigating a heinous crime. Another crack-headed invention by Bunsen Honeydew goes awry. Mandatory Characters: Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker, 2 REPEATABLE Undefined Characters Mandatory Characters: Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker Optional Characters: 1-4 Undefined Characters Optional Characters: 1-6 Undefined Horde Characters MuppetPurgatory InterconI MuppetPurgatory InterconI Skit Freely Transferable Speed 3: He Made the Trains Run on Time Gonzo the Great is not actually Mussolini. Mandatory Characters: Gonzo, Pops, Hilda Optional Characters: 1-2 Undefined Characters MuppetPurgatory InterconI Cardstock Item Cards Muppet Purgatory Muppet Purgatory Intercon I Intercon I item card item card (turn to other side) (turn to other side) Muppet Purgatory Intercon I Muppet Purgatory item card Intercon I item card (turn to other side) (turn to other side) Muppet Purgatory Intercon I Muppet Purgatory item card Intercon I item card (turn to other side) (turn to other side) Muppet Purgatory Intercon I Muppet Purgatory item card Intercon I item card (turn to other side) (turn to other side) Muppet Purgatory Intercon I item card (turn to other side) Cardstock Item Cards Skit Freely Transferable Skit Freely Transferable Snakes on a Mobius Strip Koozban ... Creatures of the planet Koozban REPEATABLE Mandatory Characters: Fozzie (doing his impression of Mandatory Characters: 2 Koozban characters, 1 Main Samuel L. Jackson), Snake 1, Snake 2 Character Optional Characters: 0-6 undefined characters Optional Characters: 0-3 Koozban characters MuppetPurgatory InterconI MuppetPurgatory InterconI Skit Freely Transferable Skit Freely Transferable Monsters and Manors: Muppets playing Undefined Song and Dance Number tabletop games Any song and dance Animal gets invited to a tabletop gaming session. REPEATABLE Mandatory Characters: Animal, Pig 3, Pig 4 Mandatory Characters: 1 Undefined character Optional Characters: 1-3 Undefined Characters Optional Characters: 0-7 Undefined characters MuppetPurgatory InterconI MuppetPurgatory InterconI Skit Freely Transferable Skit Freely Transferable Project Electric Mayhem Undefined Comedy Routine Electric Mayhem is jamming and making soap. There might even be some violence. A comedy sketch The first rule of Project Electric Mayhem is: you do not talk about Project Electric Mayhem. Mandatory Characters: Animal, Dr Teeth, Floyd, Janice, Mandatory Characters: 1 undefined character Zoot, Lips Optional Characters: 0-5 undefined characters Optional Characters: none MuppetPurgatory InterconI MuppetPurgatory InterconI Skit Freely Transferable Skit Freely Transferable Undefined Slapstick Skit At the Dance Ballroom dancing and short exchange jokes. Should be short and nyuk nyuk sweet ... a good time filler. REPEATABLE Mandatory Characters: 2 undefined characters Mandatory Characters: 2 Undefined Characters Optional Characters: 0-4 undefined characters Optional Characters: 2-10 Undefined Characters MuppetPurgatory InterconI MuppetPurgatory InterconI Skit Freely Transferable Muppet News Flash News interuption Mandatory Characters: Newsman Optional Characters: 1 undefined character MuppetPurgatory InterconI Cardstock Item Cards Muppet Purgatory Muppet Purgatory Intercon I Intercon I item card item card (turn to other side) (turn to other side) Muppet Purgatory Muppet Purgatory Intercon I Intercon I item card item card (turn to other side) (turn to other side) Muppet Purgatory Muppet Purgatory Intercon I Intercon I item card item card (turn to other side) (turn to other side) Muppet Purgatory Intercon I Muppet Purgatory item card Intercon I item card (turn to other side) (turn to other side) Muppet Purgatory Intercon I item card (turn to other side) Cardstock Item Cards Skit Freely Transferable Skit Freely Transferable Muppet Sports Bert is Evil a.k.a.: The Rubber Duck Jihad A report on sports. Ernie doesn’t know it, but Bert has signed on with Al Qaeda. Forever ignorant of Bert’s fanaticism and hatred, Ernie will never be able to figure out his best friend’s ulterior motives for their Middle Mandatory Characters: Louis Kazagger, 2 undefined East trip last year. Of course, Ernie always sees the good in people, characters so he also doesn’t notice any of the evil deeds being performed by Optional Characters: 1-2 undefined characters Bert’s new friend. Can Osama Bin Laden get rid of his new right-hand man’s roommate in time for the next Al Qaeda meeting? MuppetPurgatory InterconI Mandatory Characters: Bert, Ernie, Muppet Osama Bin Laden Optional Characters: none Skit Freely Transferable MuppetPurgatory InterconI Sam the Eagle Sam the Eagle comments on society or the show. Skit Freely Transferable Mahna Mahna Mandatory Characters: Sam the Eagle Optional Characters: 1-2 undefined characters Mahna mahna. Do dooo de doo doo. MuppetPurgatory InterconI Mandatory Characters: 3 undefined characters Optional Characters: none Skit Freely Transferable MuppetPurgatory InterconI Swedish Chef Cooking with the Swedish Chef Skit Freely Transferable Titanic Skit Mandatory Characters: Swedish Chef Optional Characters: 1-6 undefined Horde characters (small The Muppets enact a moving story of courage and love in the face or food only) of death in this retelling of the story of the Titanic. Uh-oh, looks like that iceberg set-piece you ordered from Glaciers ’R’ Us is getting delivered a bit early, right to the center of the stage. MuppetPurgatory InterconI Mandatory Characters: none Optional Characters: 3-6 undefined characters Skit Freely Transferable MuppetPurgatory InterconI Mortal Wombet Muppality Skit Freely Transferable Muppet Spa & Laundromat Mandatory Characters: Wombat The Muppet Spa & Laundromat is a great place to take a nice Optional Characters: 1-4 undefined Horde characters relaxing soak in warm detergent, get your teeth bleached, or get that tattoo you regret dry-cleaned off. Just be sure all care MuppetPurgatory InterconI instructions are followed properly while washing yourselves... Mandatory Characters: none Skit Freely Transferable Optional Characters: 3-6 undefined characters The Necromuppecon MuppetPurgatory InterconI Perform the ritual from the Necromuppecon to resurrect Jim Henson Mandatory Characters: Undefined Main character, Necromuppecon, Zombie Muppet Jim Henson, 1 undefined character Optional Characters: 1-3 undefined characters MuppetPurgatory InterconI Cardstock Item Cards Muppet Purgatory Intercon I Muppet Purgatory item card Intercon I (turn to other side) item card (turn to other side) Muppet Purgatory Intercon I item card Muppet Purgatory (turn to other side) Intercon I item card (turn to other side) Muppet Purgatory Intercon I item card Muppet Purgatory (turn to other side) Intercon I item card (turn to other side) Muppet Purgatory Intercon I item card Muppet Purgatory (turn to other side) Intercon I item card (turn to other side) Muppet Purgatory Intercon I item card (turn to other side) Cardstock Item Cards Skit Freely Transferable Game Show This is Jip-parody. Mandatory Characters: 2-4 undefined characters Optional Characters: none MuppetPurgatory InterconI Skit Freely Transferable Political Debate Forum The Muppets tackle today’s hot issues. Mandatory Characters: none Optional Characters: 3-6 undefined characters MuppetPurgatory InterconI Skit Freely Transferable A Night at the Opera The Muppets play stagehands and singers competing for fame and romance in the world of opera performance. Remember, it’s not over until the fat lady sings. Or until police storm the stage... Mandatory Characters: none Optional Characters: 3-6 undefined characters MuppetPurgatory InterconI Cardstock Item Cards Muppet Purgatory Intercon I item card (turn to other side) Muppet Purgatory Intercon I item card (turn to other side) Muppet Purgatory Intercon I item card (turn to other side).