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FEBRUARY 23, 2006 WE’LL HAVE TO PASS ON THE UPASS 03 COST OF THE UPASS TO HIGH FOR STUDENTS

AT THE CENTRE OF HUMAN RIGHTS 12 AT LOOK INSIDE THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE HUMAN RIGHTS MUSEUM

THE CONTEMPORARY MENNO 17 MENNOFOLK CELEBRATES ART, CULTURE, AND LIFE - MENNO-STYLE MEN’S B-BALL BUMPS OFF BOBCATS 23 WHILE V-BAL SINKS ON THE WEST COAST THE UNIVERSITY OFSTUDENT WINNIPEG WEEKLY ♼ February 23, 2006 The Uniter contact: [email protected] NEWS EDITOR: VIVIAN BELIK SENIOR EDITOR: LEIGHTON KLASSEN NEWS EDITOR: DEREK LESCHASIN 02 NEWS E-MAIL: [email protected] E-MAIL: [email protected] E-MAIL: [email protected] UNITER STAFF UWSA Health Plan: Are You Covered?

Managing Editor » Jo Snyder WHITNEY LIGHT charged for the Health Plan should also Plan as it has been defi ned. Regardless, 01 [email protected] BEAT REPORTER check for any unwanted charges that an overhaul of the Student Information Business Coordinator & Offi ce Manager 02 » may have been applied to their System (SIS) currently being undertaken James D. Patterson [email protected] hen Christine McIntyre registration. by the Technology Services Centre will NEWS EDITOR » Vivian Belik went to see her dentist 03 [email protected] provide an opportunity for the problem over the Christmas break, W to be resolved. NEWS PRODUCTION EDITOR » she thought an impacted wisdom tooth 04 Derek Leschasin This has been an “We’re working very hard on the [email protected] was the worst of her problems. But when ongoing problem. Before new system to help make things better SENIOR EDITOR Leighton Klassen her dentist attempted to make a claim 05 » for students,” said Alan Steffensen, [email protected] on McIntyre’s UWSA Health Plan insur- “ the end of term I hope we Director of the TSC Administration and BEAT REPORTER » Whitney Light ance, it appeared she had no coverage. A can fi x it.” 06 [email protected] Management Systems Services. “We’re visit to the Health Plan desk at the - ANDRIY MICHALCHYSHYN looking at and overhauling the way the 07 BEAT REPORTER » Alan MacKenzie University of Winnipeg shed some light [email protected] VP Student Services Health Plan is administered.” on the situation. McIntyre believed, as a FEATURES EDITOR » Lori Ebbitt The Health Plan is only a small 08 [email protected] full-time student who had not opted out component of the SIS that will be up- of the program, that she had paid for and “It’s frustrating,” said Andriy ARTS & CULTURE EDITOR » Mike Lewis dated. The new SIS will improve the way 09 [email protected] been enrolled in the Health Plan, which Michalchyshyn, UWSA VP Student all aspects of administration, from reg- SPORTS EDITOR Mike Pyl includes dental coverage. A closer look at Services. “This has been an ongoing 10 » istration to course changes, are handled [email protected] her fi nancial statements from fall regis- problem. Before the end of term, I hope and will also include online features. COMMENTS EDITOR » Daniel Blaikie tration indicated differently: no charges we can fi x it.” The UWSA did not see any 11 [email protected] The bottom line: all students for the Health Plan appeared and hence, reason to publicize the problem since it should read their fi nancial statements. 12 HUMOUR EDITOR » Matt Cohen no coverage. appears to affect only a small number of [email protected] “You can’t rely on computers,” said “It’s a common problem,” said students and warning-type posters may PHOTO EDITOR » Wade Andrew Abrams. “If the rate you’re being billed 13 [email protected] UWSA Health Plan Coordinator Kory have only confused and upset students. doesn’t match (the coverage) you are eli- Abrams. A “glitch”, although its exact It is speculated that the cause of LISTINGS COORDINATOR » Nick Weigeldt gible for there may be a problem.” All 14 [email protected] nature is unknown, has caused errors in the administration errors is either within students need do is come forward to the COPY & STYLE EDITOR Melody Rogan the administration of a small percentage complex software programming or 15 » Health Plan desk to have any [email protected] of students’ Health Plans, Abrams within the contract between the UWSA discrepancies corrected. DISTRIBUTION MANAGER » explained. and University of Winnipeg 16 Scott McArthur “This is gambling with students’ fi - Administration regarding the Health GRAPHICS EDITOR » Sebastian Podsiadlo nances and health,” said McIntyre. She 18 [email protected] is concerned what this might mean for PRODUCTION MANAGER » Sarah Sangster Charges to an individual student for the Health Plan should appear as follows: 19 [email protected] students who assume they have paid for insurance coverage and might encoun- ADVERTISING MANAGER » Ted Turner Term Period of coverage Health Plan fee total * 20 [email protected] ter health issues while traveling outside 786-9779 of the country. Abrams assures students, T1 Full Year Coverage Sept. 01/05 – Aug. 31/06 $219.66 however, that any problem can be easily T2 2/3 Year Coverage Jan. 01/06 – Aug. 31/06 $148.58 THIS WEEK ’ S CONTRIBUTORS remedied. As in McIntyre’s case, Health Adam Schwartz, Iain Ramsay, William O’Donnell, T3 1/3 Year Coverage May 01/06 – Aug. 31/06 $77.50 Plan payments made now for the term Ben Snakepit, Ben MacPhee-Sigurdson, Stephen Harfield, Jayme VanderBerg, Erin McIntyre, Kenton Smith, will be retroactive to January 1. Part- Ksenia Prints, Richard Liebrecht, Dan Hugyebaert, *Totals include “UWSA Admin”/ “UWSA Dental”/ “UWSA Drg/Vis” time students who assume they were not William Walker, Daniel Falloon, Sarah Hauch, Andrew Moreau

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Kathy Van De Kerckhove, cause tuition is paid in the fall U-Pass in Jeopardy VP of the University of Manitob and then you’d have to be run- a Students Union (UMSU) says ning after people to pay,” she Local Post-Secondary Institutions Turned off by Price the UofM is backing out as said, adding that they will also well. work with the Administration LEIGHTON KLASSEN “We thought that $250 and other groups to try and dent – a price proposed by the three respective institu- SENIOR EDITOR wouldn’t fl y with students,” Van lower the price. Winnipeg Transit – is too high. tions to decide whether the in- De Kerckhove said, adding they And Red River is taking a Bill Menzies, manager of terest was enough to join the University of Winnipeg be recommending it to next back seat to watch the wheels in planning and scheduling for program. students looking to save a buck years council as well. motion before signing in. Winnipeg Transit, said the price Menzies says if all three on bus fare through the UWSA’s Menzies says if all three “We did say at one point of $271 per-student was deter- institutes sign on the dotted proposed U-Pass plans – a man- don’t sign on, the price of the we’d see when the U of W and U mined by a telephone survey line, the cost will be standard datory program with a fi xed fee program will be individualized of M do it and then if it’s a great conducted last November by amongst the three institutes at that allows eight months of paid to each university – the U of W success it will be easier to sell to local market research company, a price tag of $250. transit riding – will have to wait checks in at $271 – but he said a the students and administra- Kisquared. The survey sampled But Red River College at least another academic year. counter offer of a lower price tion,” Herrera said. “Maybe in a 1500 students in determining Students Association vice presi- The UWSA board of direc- isn’t out of the question. year or two.” what Transit’s existing revenue dent of student services Helena tors voted against the motion at “We’ve given the price for With Files from Derek Leschasin is from students - from Herrera says, according to the last Thursday’s board of direc- each university on their own so Photo: Wade Andrew September to April - and fur- survey, Red River students’ in- tors meeting, consequently they can all go together or if thermore dividing it by the terest in the program is dismal making it the responsibility of they want go separate,” he says. populace of the university. The and says they won’t be jumping U-PASS RATES AT next year’s executive. “Now we just wait to see if they result – $271. on the bandwagon. OTHER UNIVERSITIES: The U-Pass project was say ‘yes’ or offer a counter.” However, the U of W is not “We decided that the in- originally planned to be inte- And as of last Thursday, the only post secondary insti- terest just isn’t in it and there’s grated into a referendum during his phone rang only once. University of British tute interested in the plan – the just not enough (student) sup- this year’s upcoming election, “So far, the only one I’ve Columbia: $22/month University of Manitoba and the port,” Herrera says. but UWSA president Kate heard back from is from the Red River College downtown She says Menzies stamped Sjoberg said the board of direc- U of W,” he said. Simon Fraser: $24.50/ campus also want their foot in a $292 price tag on it – a price tors felt there are still issues As it stands, Sjoberg says month($98 per term) the door, which could poten- that didn’t fl y well with her or that need to be ironed out. the U of W – under next year’s tially bring the price down. the students. “We voted not to do it,” she newly appointed executive – University of Calgary: Last year, the same type “Basically, the price was said last Friday, one day after could potentially implement $62 per semester of surveys were conducted on just too high,” she said. “(When) the meeting. “There are a lot of the program in January, but the other two city campuses as we looked at it informally we reasons why, but we recom- timing and red-tape bureau- St. Mary’s University well to determine both a price thought maybe $200 (would be mended (the U-Pass project) to cracy could put grit between $115 per academic year for Transit and to assess reasonable), but even $250 is the board in the fall.” the gears. demand for the service. Those too high. If it went to referen- Sjoberg said many people “There’s a possibility to McMaster University results were handed to the stu- dum, students would vote ‘no’.” feel the price of the pass, ring- implement the program in $65 for 8 month pass dent association presidents of ing in at $271 dollars per-stu- January, but that’s tricky be- February 23, 2006 The Uniter contact: [email protected] NEWS EDITOR: VIVIAN BELIK SENIOR EDITOR: LEIGHTON KLASSEN NEWS EDITOR: DEREK LESCHASIN 04 NEWS E-MAIL: [email protected] E-MAIL: [email protected] E-MAIL: [email protected] Students Organise to Fight AIDS in Africa

ADAM SCHWARTZ $5 a pin. Two dollars go to the mates bought dolls, sold to their group here in Winnipeg and the NEWS STAFF women who make the dolls, friends and families, and even nurses in Hillcrest simultane- FACT: An estimated 5.6 and three dollars go to support went out and gave presenta- ously decided on the name million people in South n individual can make the Hillcrest workers, to provide tions to different groups such Simunye without knowing that Africa are HIV positive a difference. Just ask them with gas, supplies and a as churches. the other group had also chosen (the most of any country Ilan Schwartz, a fi rst- A small income to look after Kristine Christoph, an- the name. in the world). (UNAIDS) year med school student and U people who are too sick with other member of the Simunye The group’s biggest diffi - of W alumnus, who, along with AIDS to leave their homes or team, said that her church was culties have been fi nding FACT: HIV prevalence has some classmates, has created care for themselves. fi lled with generosity, and gave enough time, since they are all increased from 1% in 1990 the Simunye Initiative, a char- Hillcrest was in need of money but told me to keep the busy medical students who to 25% 10 years later in ity to raise money and aware- money, and Schwartz says he dolls so that I could sell them to have to fi t in school work, fami- South Africa. (WHO) ness to support individuals could not just turn his back on someone else and make even lies and other commitments in battling AIDS in South Africa. them and walk away when he more money for Hillcrest. The addition to fi nding time to give FACT: An estimated 600 After Schwartz graduated, came back to Winnipeg to study group has been able to generate presentations or to sell dolls. men, women and children he spent fi ve months in South medicine. He came across the more than $10 thousand since Another problem is that the die from AIDS every day in Africa to observe how people idea of selling the dolls by pure starting their campaign three women making the dolls have South Africa. (WHO) look after the ill in other coun- chance: he brought the dolls months ago. been unable to meet the tries. Schwartz says he chose back to give to friends but found Christoph says that the demand fast enough. Much needed South Africa because it was his FACT: that the interest level was so most amazing part of Simunye Fortunately, the group s pas- place of birth. Once in South anti-retroviral drugs are great that he was able to see a is meeting new people who are sion, and the strong leadership Africa, he got into contact with beyond the means of market for the pins. However, wearing a pin, and seeing how provided by Ilan Schwartz, has Hillcrest AIDS Centre in most people; they cost an bringing the dolls over was the project has grown from a allowed them to make Simunye KwaZuluNatal, where he volun- average of $700 US / year, going to take a large fi nancial small group and their friends to a very successful organization. teered his time and got to know while the average South effort, and Schwartz needed complete strangers taking an Ilan might even be a little the staff at Hillcrest as well as African lives on $7 US / help, so he turned to his medi- interest. too obsessed with helping the people with AIDS. Part of what day. Theoretically, ARV cal school classmates for assis- Simunye means We Are women back in Africa, jokes differentiates Hillcrest is that therapy is free; however, tance. Schwartz says he was United, showing that Christoph. they have self-sustaining proj- in practice, there is a absolutely amazed by his class- Canadians stand united with Simunye will have a booth ects for the families affected by 9-month waiting list before mates’ generosity: in one week, South Africans and more im- to sell dolls at the University of AIDS, so that they can help people with full blown his classmates contributed portantly, it shows people with Winnipeg which help to sup- themselves. AIDS are able to access $1600, enough to get the project AIDS that others stand with port those struggling against One of the projects is to the treatment. (WHO) off the ground. With that, the them, an important element HIV/AIDS in South Africa. make small Traveler Doll pins, Simunye Initiative was born; a because often in their own which Schwartz has brought committee was established, the communities they are ostra- over to Winnipeg and sells for dolls arrived, and Ilan’s class- cized. Incredibly, both the World News Report COMPILED BY DEREK LESCHASIN

UB 313 has a diameter announced its disarmament nited States - One Angeles area. While the U.S. of about 1860 miles, plan, the BBC reported. The inmate was killed Supreme Court outlawed such which is about 30 per latest group to disarm was the U and at least 50 practises in the state, Sheriff cent wider than Pluto’s. Central Bolivar Bloc, part of the others injured last month in a Lee Baca has ordered black Currently, scientists United Self Defence Forces of prison riot involving more than and Latino prisoners segre- are debating whether Colombia. The various para- 2000 inmates at the North gated within the prison. or not 2003 UB 313 military organisations were County Correctional Facility in “Human life is more important ermany - A team of should be considered a planet. formed by landowners and California. The L.A Times re- than appearance,” Baca said. scientists at the As it stands, the defi nition is drug dealers to combat the ported that the riot appeared to University of Bonn G relatively arbitrary and con- Marxist guerilla movement be racially-motivated, as black have determined the size of the testable. Until the debate is re- which has been battling the and Latino inmates engaged object known as 2003 UB 313 solved, the temporary name for Colombian government for de- each other using whatever orbiting in our solar system the object will remain. cades. While both the govern- makeshift weapons were at beyond Pluto, the New York ment and the Marxists have hand. The riot lasted over four Times reports. 2003 UB 313 is a been accused of human rights hours, and required over 200 large ball of ice and dust, dis- olombia - Over 2500 abuses against civilians, the deputies to quell. Prison offi - covered last year in the out- right-wing paramili- paramilitaries are judged by cials say Latino inmates at- skirts of the solar system. Like taries surrendered C most to be the worst by far. tacked a group of black prison- Pluto, it is part of the Kuiper their arms and accepted a gov- Provided they abide by the ers, apparently in retaliation Belt, which is a ring of ice and ernment amnesty last month, terms of the disarmament, for a stabbing attack. They say debris orbiting beyond bringing the total number of paramilitaries are unlikely to the riot refl ects tensions be- Neptune. The German scien- demilitarised fi ghters to over be prosecuted for past crimes. tween rival gangs in the Los tists have determined that 2003 20,000 since the government contact: [email protected] The Uniter February 23, 2006 NEWS 05 U of T student unions owe CFS $500, 000: Debt makes leaving CFS impossible for U of T students

ALLISON MARTELL behalf of students. Students would collect a levy to cover nization fi nancially.” But get- But for the CFS, it’s a THE VARSITY (UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO) vote to join the CFS, and they those fees. ting that money means either matter of principle. can also vote to leave-unless Eventually, the adminis- cutting into student union bud- “We do not want to allow ORONTO (CUP) – they owe money. tration began collecting the gets or fi ghting the administra- the administrations to effec- Student unions at With debt into fi ve and six levy. But U of T’s student unions tion. SAC is in favour of the tively decide whether or not U of T owe the T fi gures, it would be impossible are still behind in their pay- latter option. they remit fees that students Canadian Federation of for U of T’s student unions to ments. The Students’ “It’s on my priority list still have legitimately requested,” Students (CFS) more than half a de-federate from the CFS in the Administrative Council (SAC) for the end of the year,” said said Greener, “because that million dollars in fees, accord- next several years. This keeps owes $433,270; the Scarborough Paul Bretscher, SAC President. would allow the administration ing to a recent report. The debt, the organization’s infl uence Campus Student Union (SCSU) SCSU sees things differently. to decide whether or not they which is part of almost $1.4 mil- secure on the country’s largest owes $75,729; and the “The CFS can either just fund their opposition.” lion owed to the CFS by member campus at the expense of stu- Association of Part-Time forgive in good faith debt or we The distribution of the unions in Ontario, has brought dents’ freedom to choose their Undergraduate Students can continue on and go to the debt also calls into question U up several issues, including student union. (APUS) is $15,750 in debt. administration, invest plenty of of T’s role in the federation. students’ ability to de-federate The fi nancial problems SCSU claims that the CFS time, [and] possibly need to pay “Look at this from [the from the CFS, confl ict within started several years ago. agreed to write off the debt sev- legal fees again,” said Rob perspective of] the Trents, the CFS, and U of T’s role in the Student unions are expected to eral years ago. but Jesse Greener, Wulkan, VP External at SCSU. Guelphs, Lakeheads of the student movement. remit fees, currently $3.12 per Ontario Chairperson for the “Then we fi nd ourselves spend- world,” said Greener. “They ef- The CFS is a national or- student, per semester. When U CFS, says that never happened. ing a lot of money in order to fectively have been subsidizing ganization that administers the of T voted to join the CFS, it took “We all need to be playing gain back a smaller amount of the largest student unions in health plan and lobbies federal the university administration a part,” he said. “And that money.” the country.” and provincial governments on some time to decide whether it means…not starving the orga- Black students still underrepresented at university: St. F-X’s black student advisor

MEGHANN JACK Calliste also emphasized the Professor Michelle Williams, and Aboriginal perspectives into justice in their own life and THE XAVERIAN WEEKLY importance of retention. Director of the Indigenous Blacks the law and encourages scholar- own way. (ST. FRANCIS XAVIER UNIVERSITY) “When they are here, we and Mi’kmaq Initiative (IBM) at ship and research for those minor- “The fact of resistance is in must provide the support system the Dalhousie University Law pro- ity groups. Since its initiation, fact itself creating justice. There is NTIGONISH, N.S. that they need to be successful.” gram was invited to speak as part there have been 90 law graduates. merit in the process, merit in the (CUP) – February is Presently, Calliste works on of the month long events. Her lec- “Presumably, if you increase struggle – you never know how African Heritage A a budget of $1,000 a year for sup- ture focused on “African Nova their [Aboriginal and African powerful your small action can be Month in Nova Scotia and plies, and receives no money for Scotian Resistance: Justice in Canadian peoples] involvement – the ripple effect it may have,” she St. F-X is celebrating the history programming. She feels more sup- Action.” across the judicial systems, you’re said. and contributions, as well as the port from faculty, campus and ad- As director of the IBM more likely to end up with a system “She left some words of commemoration of the resilience ministration is necessary in pro- initiative, Williams helps that has no racism as part of it,” wisdom that even though we are and determination of people of moting African Heritage Month. “increase the representation Willams said. faced with obstacles, we should African descent. “Faculty and Administration of black and aboriginal Williams discussed how the not let it stop us from becoming “African history is Canadian have to set the example,” she said. lawyers in an effort to reduce sys- law has been both a tool to perpet- who we want to become and not history, world history,” said Dr. Rony Appolon, President of temic and structural uate racism and white privilege who society thinks we are going to Agnes Calliste, St. F-X’s black stu- the Brothers and Sisters of the discrimination.” and a tool to resist it. become,” said Appolon. dent advisor. “Students, in this African Diaspora Society said “The existences, contribu- “African Nova Scotians have “I’m pleased,” continued global economy, multi-racial, African Heritage month is about tions, successes of African Nova always faced racism and injustice, Calliste who thought Williams multi-cultural society, need to awareness. Scotians have been minimized, and have always resisted it. would be a good role model. “She’ll know more [about African “Its goal is to not only edu- sometimes even erased in our edu- Thereby they have always been in defi nitely be back.” Canadians] because they’re not cate, but also to make people cational systems, media – any area the process of creating or accept- “The reality is we’re here to going to work in a cocoon aware of what black people stand you can think of,” Williams ing justice,” Williams said. stay. We’re rooted here and won’t afterwards.” for. It serves to show appreciation explained. Williams also stressed that be pulled up,” she said. St.F-X has been celebrating for all those who have paved the “It’s critical to take the time everyone can be an advocate for African Heritage Month since way for black people through the to specifi cally look at and celebrate 1988, however, Calliste feels that struggles from the upbringing of them, even if African Canadians are still under- being the minority,” he said. it’s only for a represented in the university. “This is our time to pay trib- month,” she “We have to make a greater ute and appreciate. This also gives added. effort,” said Calliste. “We need to black people a time to remember T h e do more to recruit them, we need where they have come from and p r o g r a m , more students, and other than to what they have overcome, what which began play athletics. They [black stu- they are capable of and who they in 1989, helps dents] tend to be stereotyped as are, no matter what the others may bring African athletes.” say or think,” Appolon added. C a n a d i a n February 23, 2006 The Uniter contact: [email protected] COMMENTS EDITOR: DANIEL BLAKIE E-MAIL: [email protected] PHONE: 786-9497 06 COMMENTS FAX: 783-7080 The Just-Juiced League

SEPHER CADIZ we cause absolute mayhem and wake move: Two-Face, uses his super-small down with his web of traffic lights and up aching in a swampy ditch. dance floor to execute the “dance floor one-way streets, the Hassler leaves ouldn’t it be cool if we The pleasures of super-heroism drop hold”. Your best bet is to avoid the you to die of either mosquito bites in were all superheroes? aside, however, there is the mundane dance floor at all costs, but, if you are the summer, or of hypothermia in the W Having the power to as well. Just as Superman gets tired weak willed and need to shake your winter. leap tall buildings, read minds or of fighting off Lex Luther time and tail feather, there is absolutely no way If the Hassler’s too much for a even joyride in the Bat-Mobile! again, we young guns also get tired of back. This suffocating maneuver para- novice superhero, you can try your Clearly in Winnipeg super-humans drinking at the same Bat-Time, with lyzes your movement by cramming all luck dueling with the snobby “Corydon do not exist, but at eighteenth birth- the same Bat-People, in the same Bat- the Just-Juiced Leaguers into the same Crook”. This is a highly self-absorbed day parties across the city, you can Place. After all the smoke has cleared, space, creating an invisible box around enemy whose secret power is to criti- get as close to the real thing as I wonder, why do we keep fighting the your personal space and exhausting cize your every move with ‘glare stares’ possible. same battle? your whole body by means of raunchy that weaken you in the knees. The In the time I’ve spent expe- A typical first engagement as our B.O, sharp elbows, and teasing tempt- Crook is much less powerful during riencing Winnipeg nightlife first- superhero selves takes place at one of resses. To fight in such a lair every wintertime, as it loses its natural hand, I’ve noticed some similarities the “Two-Face(d)” CanAd Inns bars. week is suicide! mystique of patios and street acts. On between newbie eighteen-year-old At the front door, Two-Face uses his If you get sick of fighting with the flipside, during summer the Crook Winnipeggers and mainstream super- power to remove your hat; revealing Two-Face, you could tangle with the is nearly impossible to beat. Unless heroes. For instance, the transfor- your true identity! After being stripped “Downtown Hassler”. The Hassler you’re at full strength, you don’t stand mation from normal “human” to of your dignity, you then notice that wastes no time in pissing you off due a chance. The fact that it’s jazzed up mumbling beast is a process somewhat others in the bar have been allowed to the fact that parking for the Bat- with guitar players, juggling acts, like that undergone by the Incredible to keep their caps on. What hypoc- Mobile is harder to find than Invisible and flame-blowers leaves opponents Hulk. After getting extremely “pissed”, risy! What villany! Then the finishing Woman’s fun-bags. After wearing you hypnotized. You have been warned! Finally, the last option is the zany “Osborne Circus”. It makes a good first impression, but the Circus is only the Corydon Crook’s rebellious little brother. With their “I just don’t give a shit” attitude, the clowns have only one thing in mind: to get disgracefully intoxicated. These villains are very unpredictable and come in all different shapes and sizes. With high class free- housers, to eccentric Die-Machiners, a number of different types can join the battle at any time. The Circus tries to intimidate the weak, so be strong! After haunting the same old Winnipeg hideouts, the Just-Juiced League is ready to take on new kinds of villainy. The Winnipeg nightlife desperately needs CPR before it turns Winnipeg superheroes into washed- up hermits. Who will keep us coming for more kryptonite? Who will create a new worthy adversary? What do I want from Winnipeg? An organized establishment where I can bring my own case of beer, walk in with music, and feel I’m at a retro house party. If someone could build that, I would be a very happy man. However, this is only one possibility among many. I propose that Winnipeg have a contest once every two years to improve its nightlife. People will be asked to submit ideas for a certain kind of bar or club, and then be asked to vote for the three best proposals. Doubtless, in the meantime we have to carry on the good fight, duking it out at the existing evil lairs. But as we do this, we can recognize the need for other challenges ahead, challenges that will keep our powers sharp. Although, League members should also work to create their own fun. contact: [email protected] The Uniter February 23, 2006 COMMENTS 07

Gambling on Gretzky ILLUSTRATION BY: MATT MUCHA

MIKE PYL This explains the giant, collec- have frantically has been down that path before tive conniption of the North American pondered. ‘With – it’s not pretty. media in response to the “Betsky” two people so he nature of professional Pete Rose is, by far, the scandal that has consumed not only close to him sports is conducive to the most vilified gambling athlete. the sporting world, but the news world heavily involved, idolatry of its biggest stars. The former Cincinnati Red is T as well. how did he not Leagues, and even the sport itself, most famous as the all- A four-month New Jersey state know what was going will tie their collective image to one or time major league police investigation tagged “Operation on?’ two of its most promising, photogenic leader in hits, but Slapshot” has revealed ex-NHLer and ‘ B e c a u s e , athletes who assume a role of half- has also won three current Phoenix Coyotes assistant surely, this is Wayne ambassador, half-Cover Girl. World Series rings, coach Rick Tocchet allegedly financed Gretzky we’re talking Multinational corporations, in three batting an illegal sports gambling ring. Some about. Had he known about this, it’s turn, will invest hundreds of millions titles, one have cited ties to the New Jersey a guarantee he would have put a stop of dollars into these spokespeople. ‘As M V P mafia. Lt. Col. Frank Rodgers of the to it. He’s Wayne Gretzky!’ they’re selling their game,’ businesses a w a r d , New Jersey State Police claims that “12 The sporting world’s reverence figure, ‘why can’t they throw in a plug two Gold NHL players or people closely asso- for their most excellent athletes for Coke at the same time?’ G l o v e s , ciated with NHL clubs” - including explains their exaggerated response These stars also serve as an and 18 A l l - S t a r a team owner and a member of one of incredulity. When the reputa- intermediary between the financial appearances. He was considered coaching staff - placed bets with the tion of such a significant figurehead behemoth that is professional sports one, if not the best, of the greatest ring. To date, no information has been is tarnished (in the case of Gretzky, and its base: the fans. To extensively players of his era. However, he was revealed that suggest bets were placed his idolatry dates back 25 years, or follow a sport is to follow the sport’s banned from baseball for life in 1989, on National Hockey League games. arguably even more), the reaction is self-appointed representatives. To including his rightful place in the Hall But what makes this story so comparable to ancient Greeks discov- follow these “representatives” is often of Fame, after betting on baseball, contentious is the involvement of ering Zeus was afraid of mice. to take on the characteristics of a reli- including on his own team, while hockey’s biggest name. It has been estimated that more gious zealot. They do no wrong and managing the Reds. Janet Jones-Gretzky, wife of than $4 billion US was wagered see no wrong. In between dominating When a member of the profes- Coyotes head coach and hockey worldwide on this past Super Bowl. their competition in win-at-all-costs sional sporting community brings up legend Wayne Gretzky, was alleged to Gambling, particularly among sports yet sportsmanlike demeanour, they Rose, it is his gambling that first comes have bet $500,000 during the inves- fans, is not an uncommon practice. spend their free time teaching impov- to mind, not his impressive on-field tigation, including $75,000 on last Until Operation Slapshot proves erished elementary children to read accomplishments. He is ostracized month’s Super Bowl - $5,000 alone on Tocchet or any other NHL players bet on and painting over inner-city graffiti – and belittled even to this day. the game’s opening coin toss. hockey games, many observers of this they eat all their vegetables and drink Those with vested interests in With his wife heavily involved in whole fiasco have been left wondering all their milk too. professional sports, even just a casual a gambling outfit run by his assistant what the big deal is anyway. Gretzky NBA Hall-of-Famer Charles hockey fan that fondly remembers coach and close personal friend, the has barely even been rumoured to Barkley once famously said during his the Edmonton Oilers of the 1980s, do sport’s unanimous Best Player Ever have directly participated. What has playing career, “I am not a role model.” not want to see the stature of Wayne entered the crosshairs. fueled this media fire is the belief that But that statement couldn’t have been Gretzky diminished. He has been put ‘How could The Great One, the gambling is a vice. It makes human more wrong, in an arena where sports’ on a pedestal; no one wants to see him great bastion of moral decency and beings lesser people. And when it’s biggest stars take on a persona of knocked off. fluid skill in a game perpetuated by linked to someone as untouchable near-divinity. In the religion of sport, such a thugs, find himself surrounded by as number 99, well, what’s left in the thing would be heresy. such indecent behaviour,’ the media world to believe in? The sporting world Letter to the Editor

that Canada is defending is an there to be tortured for a year with To not discuss these compo- n the February 9 Uniter, Mr. Islamic theocratic regime that is the cooperation of the Canadian nent parts of Canada’s role in the Grandpre wrote of his sup- systematically denying women’s government. One has to wonder, war on terror is to deny reality. I port for Canada’s role in “a rights. Moreover, this govern- how many more have suffered When torture becomes a part of front line in a global war,” refer- ment has done nothing to liberate this way? How many people are a state’s functioning, and racial ring of course to the so called war the basic people of Afghanistan being tortured by the Canadian profiling becomes the policy of on terrorism. but instead is rooted among government right now? government, it is time to resist. Canada is fully behind rich landlords as well as various To leave description of this The whole system has to be chal- strengthening the hold of cliques that are selling out the global war on terror at that would lenged, and a new one created. dominant countries over the country’s interests to the rapa- be unsatisfactory. It is here in Millions are already in motion necks and lives of oppressed cious needs of US imperialism. Canada too - where basic legal working toward this goal. The countries. Canada is waging But the global war doesn’t rights, like the right to a defense, hope for the future is not in war in Afghanistan, as Grandpre end there as this article might were wiped away with the intro- Harper, but in people linking the applauds. indicate. It continues in duction of security certificates. various struggles to challenge Then he insists we are Syria, where Canada sends Right now, 5 Muslims are being the atrocities being done in our helping the oppressed, fighting Arabs to be tortured, as the case detained without them even name. for their human rights. He fails of Maher Arar has brought to the knowing what the evidence is, or to mention that the government public spotlight when he was sent what they’re charged with. - Mark Johnson February 23, 2006 The Uniter contact: [email protected] 08 COMMENTS Red Card Blues ANDREW MOREAU On its face, David Emerson’s peppered by the occasional boring defection to the Conservatives is a have been asked to contribute THE TALENT POOL businessman. Harper is one of the politically savvy move and a classic to The Uniter’s discussion on problems. He has years of experience example of what Prime Ministers ought in the public policy fi eld, but that to do when constituting a Cabinet. I the federal election from the The answer is that the Liberal experience is coloured blue. He has Harper successfully plugged an urban Liberal perspective. Mine is lonely Party of Canada continues to attract held many different positions as an gap and placed a man of considerable and meek voice in the Western varied and top brass candidates in analyst or contributor to think-tanks international experience into a key plateau; I carry a red card, but it an astounding way. No other party and parties, but these have always been Cabinet post. is neatly tucked away in my forwards candidates of the Michael partisan positions. So why do we feel like installing wallet behind old grad photos Ignatieff or John McCallum calibre. Harper’s cabinet is full of those him as a speed bump at Portage and These are leaders in the intellectual from my days at College whose sole credentials were earned Main? Well the short answer is that it and economic fi elds. People like Irwin Pierre-Elliott-Trudeau. as a result of their political affi liation was an asshole move. His jump to the Cotler, one of the most respected In Manitoba, there is little to rejoice with small “c” conservatives. Those Conservatives was pre-meditated and international lawyers in Canada, fl ock about as a Liberal. Our party faired from Ontario and Quebec who do calculated to guarantee him a spot in to the Liberal ranks. At the same time, dismally outside of Winnipeg and have experience, and there are a few, the Cabinet…Conservative or Liberal. If activist Dr. Hedy Fry is willing to run the North. In Winnipeg, our Goliath are predictably either lawyers or Martin had won, do you think Emerson alongside Bay Street boys. Alcock was all too cocky and lost to some kid businessmen. Most are backroom Blue would have turned down a job? Not himself taught courses at Harvard on named Bruinooge. With an arrogant Boys. There is little room for creative bloody likely. the most mundane of topics in public demeanour and thick glasses, the MP people in the Conservative caucus. It seems jarring to me that he could administration. The Liberals have for Winnipeg South is just begging for a Case in point: Harper’s nomination look his constituents in the eye and people that can run the country well good face wash. By the way, has anyone of uniligual Alberta MP Ted Menzies say: “Hi, I’m the Liberal candidate for and with inspired creativity. seen our provincial wing? as Parliamentary Secretary for La Vancouver Kingsway”. Oddly enough, To me, the most important thing On the national scene, however, Francophonie! he was neither the Liberal candidate to point out about the Liberal team is hope springs eternal. Despite the most nor the Conservative candidate. He was that their experience is not tied entirely poorly run campaign since, well Doris THE EMERSON DEFECTION looking out for number one, and no I’m to their politics. This election drove the Day, Martin and the Liberals managed not talking about Sting’s Commander point home to me. When I voted, I asked to keep 102 seats (they were elected in Prior to last week I would have Riker. myself: “Do I want Cotler or Toews to be 103), remain credible, and clear the way placed David Emerson among the ranks Hey c’mon, after the verbal Justice Minister? Do I want Ignatieff or for a new leader. of those Liberals who I considered spanking issued to Belinda Stronach Day to be our face abroad?” I hope to address the question experienced and good assets to the and Dalton McGuinty it is only fair There is little depth to the of why the Liberals do well time and party. That is why I hesitate to criticise that we Liberals can go back on the Conservative party. It is, in my opinion, again. What positive reason is there for Harper’s poached egg. offensive. a collection of brash career politicians voting Liberal? What do I see in them? COMMENTS EDITOR: DANIEL BLAKIE contact: [email protected] The Uniter February 23, 2006 E-MAIL: [email protected] PHONE: 786-9497 FAX: 783-7080 COMMENTS 09

out of concern that a secular society based on freedom of speech was in the Letter from the Editor process of censoring itself, not out of respect for a religion, but out of fear Freedom of Speech, Reactionary Politics, and Religious Heat that if it did anything that was viewed as offensive to a particular religion, JO SNYDER and not hatred. Why can’t the cartoons as secular values. Part of the principle violence and even murder could be published? What’s the big deal? behind free-speech is being able to result.” What is this debate really The big deal is, that these kinds of think for yourself and decide, instead about? Are we dealing with issues of principles or issues of practicality? hese past few weeks have cartoons offend religious sensibilities of being told, what is and what isn’t And let’s ask ourselves what lines are made it both exciting and and the tradition of some Muslims. offensive. The United Nations, the EU we as a society willing to draw, and diffi cult to be in the world of However, in a secular society, in the and the Organisation of the Islamic T who is going to police them? publishing. The recent controversy year 2006, where images of the Pope Conferences recently have condemned Please, write in with your surrounding caricatures of the and Jesus Christ are smattered on the violent protests while at the same thoughts, ideas, and opinions to prophet Mohammed, originally anything from holographic stickers to time calling for respect for Religion. [email protected]. published in the Danish newspaper lady’s underwear, why does it matter? George Bush also wants respect for Jyllands-Posten and then re-pub- There is a disconnect in our sense of his religion. So if we are being asked lished in a number of other newspa- being offended. In the West, we can to observe the taboos of one religion, pers around the world – including quibble about freedom of speech, we then why not observe the taboos of all Canadian University Press member can flip flop between being offended religions? It’s a long list. That’s a big The Cadre in P.E.I. and the Alberta- by a picture of Muhammad with a rulebook. based Western Standard– has put all bomb strapped to his turban one Political, satirical cartoons publications in the situation of day, and on another day find that an provide commentary on the state of having to decide whether or not to episode of South Park, episode 608 the world. Journalists have written Classifi eds print the controversial cartoons. For Red Hot Catholic Love, featuring the that the pictures are insulting because ADVERTISE YOUR its part, The Uniter has chosen not Catholic Boat (a parody of the 1977 they “imply an association between LOCAL BUSINESS show the Love Boat, commenting on Islam and terrorism.” We face the to re-publish them. As an Editorial HERE Board The Uniter has come to this paedophilia within the Priesthood) is unpleasant truth that the newspapers decision, but the arguments we put hilarious. We have this freedom. that published the comics linking forth to get here are very different. However, it’s been said that this violence to Islam are suffering severe issue is being politically hijacked, consequences: arson, violent protests, Even though the differences in opin- Room & Board for female students in a ion seem like nuances, there are in that the cartoons are a red herring for and in some cases, Fatwas. In Yemen Christian Faith and Vocation House of fact no small details in this debate, other politically motivated agendas. and Jordan, the newspapers were shut Discernment in Windsor Park; $450.00 per which is why in the end it’s impos- Muslims in the Middle East fear that down and the editors were arrested! In sible for the paper to take a united the rioting misrepresents the religion, Denmark, Flemming Rose, the Culture month; negotiable according to computer, stance. It’s almost ironic. while others feel the protesting (violent Editor of Jyllands-Posten and the first phone and related needs. Easy access to public and peaceful) sets an important prec- to publish the cartoons, is on a leave of Freedom of speech is at the transportation downtown Wpg & to U edent for anyone who dares satirize absence. He’s hiding. centre of the debate. The Western Manitoba. No pets, no alcohol, clean, non- Standard has accused the media of Islam. In an article by David Morris smoking environment, Call Sr. Elaine at (H) being scared rather than principled, There is no universal agree- posted on Alternet.org February 14, he while other media organizations, like ment on Religion. The world does not astutely points out that, “In an article 253-9786 or (W) 474-9784 or email Alternet.org, have pointed out that the agree on its gods and masters. This accompanying the cartoons, Rose [email protected] cartoons themselves are about fear outcry is an infringement on secular informed the newspaper’s readers that values, and yes, there is such a thing he had commissioned the drawings February 23, 2006 The Uniter contact: [email protected] HUMOUR EDITOR: MATT COHEN E-MAIL: [email protected] PHONE: 786-9497 10 DIVERSIONS FAX: 783-7080 Straight Faced

MATT COHEN get too attached, it’s not going to last forever.” Never engage a pessimist in a conversation regarding the weather. t’s been cold outside lately. I The expert: This group watches think we’re all aware of this or hears snippets of weather forecasts fact. It’s the end of February. I and suddenly becomes a certified We live in Winnipeg. This is not un- meteorologist. They will expel words heard of. So why are there so many of wisdom such as “It’s a dry cold,” or people talking about the weather? “There’s a low front passing through.” I went out for lunch with my dad This group may have no idea what yesterday and every other person had these terms mean, but believe they some type of comment about how do because they can turn on a radio cold it is outside. There were slight or open a newspaper; an action that variations in tone or phrasing, but nobody else in the city has figured out the overall message was clear. It isn’t yet, apparently. pleasant outside. The comic: This group is entirely I’m not sure why everyone has reliant on the questioner. When RECIPES ON A BUDGET to re-iterate this fact. We’ve all been approached about the weather, they outside and experienced the weather will come up with a snappy comeback first-hand. Chances are pretty good INGREDIENTS such as “I should have put on some that we’ll be outside later to experi- sunscreen today,” or “Anybody for the ence it again. The way I see it, people 1/2 pound pearl onions beach?” It’s important to note that the 1 1/3 cup chicken stock that talk about the weather can be (blanched and peeled) 2/3 cup tomatoes -- cut into medium dice comic is only as funny as the snappy broken down into four groups; the 2 tablespoons canola oil 10 fresh basil leaves comeback they heard ten minutes questioner, the pessimist, the expert, 2 teaspoons unsalted butter 10 new potatoes -- cut into medium dice prior and just used now. 6 boneless, skinless chicken breasts and the comic. 1 10 ounce can artichoke hearts -- canned in water Unfortunately for each group, 2/3 cup white wine vinegar 1/3 cup mushrooms The questioner: This group nobody brings anything new to the 1/2 cup white wine 2 tablespoons corn starch often asks an obvious question in the table. Asking stupid questions isn’t attempt to make light of the situation. going to melt snow. Treating the This group can be identified in winter weather like a human isn’t going to by such questions as, “How do you like make it feel sorry and get warmer. INSTRUCTIONS the weather?” or “Is it cold enough for Knowing how long the weather’s going you?” 1. Season the chicken with salt and pepper. Then, in a large skillet, brown chicken in clarifi ed to last doesn’t speed the course of time. The pessimist: This group will butter. Once cooked, remove the chicken from the pan, to a warm platter. Pour off excess fat. And having quick wit doesn’t make the always see the weather as a bully. If sun come out. It’s cold outside. We 2. Add the onions, vinegar and wine to the saute pan and cook over medium-hing heat until the weather is bad, the pessimist will realize this. Let’s get past it and stop reduced by half. complain about it. If the weather is talking about it. nice, the pessimist will say, “Don’t 3. Add stock, vegetables, and basil. Bring to a boil. Then return to a simmer and cook for 20-25 minutes.

4. In small bowl or measuring cup, make a slurry by combining the cornstarch with about 2 tablespoons of water. Still until all the lumps are gone.

5. While the vegetable liquid is simmering, add a bit of the slurry to the pan. Keep adding until the desired thickness is achieved. Add the chicken to allow to heat through. Serve. contact: [email protected] The Uniter February 23, 2006 DIVERSIONS 11

7 Habits of Highly Under effective Undergrads

Merkin Muffl er - Winnipeg Ironic Front

1) Bass fi shing. 2) Taxidermy. 3) Straightening up without fl ying right. 4) Mescaline. 5) Drinking Diet Coke just for the taste of it. 6) Plagiarism. 7) Failing to evolve suffi ciently when prompted.

Illustration: Earl Towery February 23, 2006 The Uniter contact: [email protected] FEATURES EDITOR: LORI EBBITT E-MAIL: [email protected] PHONE: 786-9497 12 FEATURES FAX: 783-7080 Winnipeg: A Centre for Human Rights

BY JAYME VANDENBERG The museum is nothing short of Canadian Story section will feature ex- sign a statement of personal commit- grand considering its scale. Israel Asper hibits such as a walk-in dormitory of a ment to human rights by having their remarked, while promoting his vision of residential school,” says Jasper. “Visitors picture taken. “All portraits will be © Robert Reck Photography the museum on the CBC, that “We will be able to hear stories about these added to a huge mosaic of commit- Canadians have a tendency to aim for kids spoken from actual interviews.” The ments,” Jasper says, “as visitors ascend the middle, not the top, not the stars. exhibit’s goal is to surround visitors in the tower of hope they can look down Here, we are aiming for the stars.” He real experiences experienced by real upon the video mosaic of faces rising to- also stated that the museum will prove people. Jasper says that Ralph wards the huge glass tower, all the while to defi ne Winnipeg and Canada just as Appelbaum, who has also designed ex- viewing Winnipeg in the distance.” An the Eiffel Tower defi nes Paris and the hibits for the Clinton Library and the elevator returns visitors to the base level Sydney Opera House defi nes Australia. United States Holocaust Memorial and into a meditation garden where The museum structure—designed by Museum, is designing the museum museum guests can refl ect and contem- architect Antoine Predock—includes exhibits. plate their human rights experience. nine building levels capped by a crystal- Another bridge of heroes—where To date, the museum has collected line “tower of hope” that rises 100 metres visitors can again download hundreds over $200 million of its $311 million price from the base of the site. The interior of of stories about individuals who stood tag. Private pledges amount to $60 mil- the museum will include one-and-a-half up for equal rights onto their key cards— lion, including $20 million donated by kilometres of interpretive experience. leads to the museum’s section devoted the Asper Foundation; the city of “Before visitors even enter the to the Holocaust. “The museum will ex- Winnipeg has promised to donate $20 museum they will be inspired,” says amine the events of the Holocaust by ap- million as well. The provincial govern- ANTOINE PREDOCK’S Model of the Museum. Jasper, referring to human equality plying knowledge to the visitor, looking ment has promised to cover 10 per cent quotes that will be displayed along large at how a high society can descend to the of costs while the federal government n the last 20 years Canada has walls leading to the museum entrance. Holocaust,” says Jasper. The exhibit will has pledged $100 million to the project. placed no. 1 in the United Nations Once inside, museum guests will enter a feature Canadian stories told by survi- The new conservative government has I human development index, which 500-seat introductory theatre, which vors and relatives of the Second World yet to confi rm the inclusion of the $13 is 10 times more than any other country. “will feature a Hollywood-type fi lm that War genocide. “As well,” says Jasper, “we million annual operating cost, some- Topping the UN annual list bestows a introduces visitors to the theme of the will have staff-led forums where visitors thing the Liberals previously had. “We commonly held view that the reigning museum,” explains Jasper. The museum, can discuss the events of the Holocaust are discussing it at the moment but are country is considered the best place in she says, strives to involve the visitors in and how we can prevent human right vi- feeling positive,” says Jasper. She also the world to live, yet public opinion polls everything they encounter throughout olations from occurring.” divulges that while the museum is still conducted by Canadian polling fi rm the journey. The next stage looks at the intro- in the architectural drawing stage, “we Pollara in 2005 suggest that one in fi ve “Visitors will be given personal key duction of the concept of human rights, hope to have the shovel in the ground for Canadians have personally been the cards that allow them to interact with which was brought into the spotlight 2007 and are looking at a completion by victim of human rights violations. exhibits and save information from hun- after the horrors of the Holocaust. “The 2010.” Race, ethnicity, religion, gender, dreds of human rights heroes and men- Universal Declaration of Human Rights In their mission to make Winnipeg age and sexual orientation are often the tors featured throughout the museum. was drafted by Canadians,” explains the capital of human rights awareness, subjects of discrimination. To serve as a Once their journey is complete they can Jasper. “Visitors will enter a crystal-like the museum is joining with the reminder of past atrocities, and to pro- then choose to print their collection of theatre where they will learn about the University of Winnipeg’s Global College mote and develop human rights, the late saved information at the museum’s re- key meanings of the declaration.” This and the University of Manitoba’s Arthur Israel Asper and the Asper Foundation source centre or at home.” area of the museum will look at the in- V. Maruro Centre for Peace and Justice launched the Canadian Museum for The theatre sends visitors on their troduction of women’s and children’s in sponsoring the Winnipeg Winter Human Rights Project. Toted as an “idea journey with a message stating that in rights as well as analyze recent events Summit for Human Rights. The confer- museum,” the project’s mission is to order to progress human rights we must such as Rwanda, Bosnia, and even ence takes place Mar. 8-10 and will help create an international destination for come to terms with our past. An terrorism. shape the future of United Nations history and learning in regard to human Aboriginal bridge directs guests toward One of the most important parts of Human Rights Council. rights. two fl oors of Canadian stories. the museum will be the Canadian “The summit,” says Samantha “The museum,” says Kim Jasper, “The Canada Story exhibit displays Challenge. This section of the museum Arnold, director of the Institute for director of communications for the Canada’s ethno-cultural social history will house a two-story digital recreation Human Rights and Global Studies at the Asper Foundation, “will be a visitor ex- through minimal exhibits,” explains of the Canadian Charter of Rights and University of Winnipeg, “will look at perience that leads to action.” Located at Jasper, “such as railroad ties symboliz- Freedoms, and ask visitors how they can structuring the UN human rights com- The Forks, Winnipegger’s will be able to ing the Chinese head tax, or a theatre incorporate human rights awareness mission reform and feature speeches by experience the international destination exhibit on Viola Desmond.” The exhibits into their lives. “We are working at ob- notable human rights advocates such as right in their own backyard. According she refers to involve the $13 million that taining the original charter,” says Jasper. Romeo Dallaire.” Arnold says students to Jasper, there are many reasons for the was collected by the Canadian govern- “It’s locked up somewhere and it would will also be involved in the human rights proposed Canadian icon to be located in ment from Chinese immigrants who be great to have, but regardless we will summit. Winnipeg. worked connecting the western prov- feature an electronic version.” “It’s about symbolism. Winnipeg is inces by rail. The Chinese were the only The fi nal segment of the museum For more information on the summit visit: http://winnipegwinter- the geographical centre of North ethnicity targeted and four workers died journey is dubbed the human rights ob- summit.uwinnipeg.ca. America, it has a history as an Aboriginal for every two kilometres laid. Viola servatory. In many ways it links the past If you wish to fi nd out more information meeting place for peace, signifi es the Desmond is considered Canada’s Rosa to the present, featuring international about the Canadian Museum for Human joining of French and English culture, Parks. She refused to sit in the balcony of reports from embedded journalists Rights or take a video tour of the and represents such ideas as women’s a Halifax theatre, opting instead to enjoy showing visitors where human rights vi- museum, you can visit their website at www.canadianmuseumforhuman- rights,” explains Jasper, citing Manitoba the movie in a ground seat where olations are taking place in the world rights.com/. teacher Nellie McClung who helped Africans were not allowed. and how they are being resolved. “It puts achieve women’s right to vote in Other exhibits in the Canadian visitors in touch with the globe,” says Manitoba and Alberta. Story will be on a larger scale. “The Jasper. There, guests are encouraged to contact: [email protected] The Uniter February 23, 2006 FEATURES 13

STUCK IN THE OFFICE? Instant messaging keeps artist K.C. Adams in touch with the outside world

BY: RICHARD LIEBRECHT

K.C. Adams Photos: Submitted By Richard Liebrecht

Richard - Conditional Democracy Richard - Conditional Democracy just breathe says: (2:24:14 PM) says: (2:43:10 PM) says: (2:06:42 PM) Like isolating oneself I have been focusing You’ll be in this environment for several Starting with the typical...what inspired this on the idea of cyborgs; combing the living days. How do you think it will affect you exhibit and the Cyborg Living Space series it with technology. I believe that we introduce over that time? belongs to? new technologies without thinking about the consequences. just breathe says: (2:43:46 PM) just breathe says: (2:10:05 PM) Within the room I have cyborgs existing I am a social animal and it will drive me a within the space to entertain me I was inspired by the home decor bit crazy phenomenon I might start talking to myself just breathe says: (2:24:51 PM) I found myself watching it with such vigor Oh wait, I already do that and I started recognizing that focusing on I also created the offi ce to showcase that I lol one’s living space meant that there was an too am a cyborg element of isolation going on Richard - Conditional Democracy Martha Stewart also became an inspiration Richard - Conditional Democracy says: (2:45:13 PM) says: (2:28:40 PM) ts offi cial: we love our Mac lol Richard - Conditional Democracy How do you see yourself as a cyborg in this Do you think that, with people almost products; those sleek, white says: (2:11:44 PM) space? defi ne cyborg mimicking your isolation in everyday life, units that everyone cannot I Is that why you locked yourself up in this we are going to drive ourselves crazy? get enough of. According to room? just breathe says: (2:29:24 PM) artist K.C. Adams, it’s Martha just breathe says: (2:47:52 PM) Donna Harroway wrote the Cyborg Manifesto Stewart that has sold us on just breathe says: (2:11:54 PM) almost twenty years ago and she defi nes a them. Absolutely, if not crazy, moving away from She sold “the American Dream” in a very cyborg in many ways. community The latest in the series of live- unrealistic way One is someone who is reliant on That is the worst fate. Community and in installation art called Cyborg technology family should be the most important link to Living Space, Adams brings us into Richard - Conditional Democracy In my case, i can’t go anywhere without my an individual the offi ce environment. For 11 days, says: (2:15:53 PM) laptop because it is my lifeline to people Without it we are lost, no direction Adams has shut herself in a white- across Canada and other places around the washed room, during workdays. How do you confront her, then, with this world exhibit? Richard - Conditional Democracy The furnishings are square, sparse, That is how I get exhibitions says: (2:51:13 PM) and simply constructed; a blend be- I communicate my ideas and people But, in this exhibit, the world can see you. just breathe says: (2:16:24 PM) respond tween Martha Stewart Living, Ikea, You are on a web cam 24/7. How does it feel I am creating these spaces that are and Trading Spaces. They are ele- to live under observation? ments of simplicity, yet each item beautiful and white Richard - Conditional Democracy What becomes apparent after you get over says: (2:34:46 PM) has a symbolic importance. A lone just breathe says: (2:52:36 PM) the beauty is how warped living in white can hanging picture is of snow, to act as You are using electronic communications be Weird but I have developed a confi dence a connection to the outside world exclusively to contact the outside world... about myself to a point that I really don’t It is obsessive how close do you think this is to some from which she is cut off, aside from care what people think about me. So It is impossible to maintain people’s real lives? electronic media. It can drive a sane person crazy observing me is just like being in a room Adams will be able to speak And I think Martha is crazy and not being aware that others are just breathe says: (2:35:04 PM) with friends, family, and anyone watching. who wants to add her to Internet just breathe says: (2:19:00 PM) I worked with a guy who was a social moron messaging services offered by He had no sense of personal space When I hear something like that I think that Richard - Conditional Democracy Microsoft, Apple, and Yahoo. Her I later realized that the guy did nothing but says: (3:00:43 PM) she is so afraid of her own culture. She is play video games all night and played on- sleek Apple Powerbook, along with alrighty trying to fi t in the “white” world line against others around the world a collection of white fur-covered Its been nice chatting with you That is also one of the elements that I am He had no capability to have a normal “cyborg pets” that will play music or trying to get across is the lack of cultural conversation with the living just breathe says: (3:01:39 PM) make movements on button com- reference I understand that mand, are her only forms of He was such a cyborg Later gator entertainment. Richard - Conditional Democracy Same with my niece kc the cyborg In keeping with the electronic says: (2:23:09 PM) She doesn’t hang out with her friends, they theme, viewing of the exhibit is best What inspired the different physical MSN each other Richard - Conditional Democracy done through a live web cam on her elements of the room? They can do it for hours says: (3:02:00 PM) website, kcadams.net. The follow- Can you do the robot for a sec? ing is a transcript of the interview via MSN Messenger.

THE EXHIBIT RUNS UNITL FEB. 28, WITH A LECTURE AT THE ANNEX GALLERY ON THE FINAL DAY. PLEASE VISIT KCADAMS.NET TO FIND OUT MORE. February 23, 2006 The Uniter contact: [email protected] ARTS EDITOR: MIKE LEWIS E-MAIL: [email protected] PHONE: 786-9497 14 ARTS & CULTURE FAX: 783-7080 A Bittersweet Fury A music fan mourns a death in the family KENTON SMITH can be called Contemporary African, or then became an independent choreog- NAfro performances a “breaking of the

PHOTO: KASIA STROMECKI African-Modern, dance – an approach rapher, traveling the world yet again, boundary between dancer and audi- e’re bringing heat to the MIKE LEWIS fact that, like its predecessor, it provided in attendance as the music whispered “I as he tells me about that. He wants the “ that presents a study in contrasts. only this time in a much freer capacity. ence,” in the spirit of ancient dancing cold,” an enthusiastic a moving sonic backdrop to the lives of love you’s” that danced gently across band to leave a positive legacy, but he On the one hand, says Nhussi, After a stint with the Alvin Lailey and storytelling practices that take place Casimiro Nhussi, artis- ome people will never forget the many, including my own. This band has open mouths that longed for one anoth- wonders if it ever really will. W “Africa is changing.” The old traditions American Dance Centre in New York, communally, “around the fi re.” tic director of NAfro Dance day that Kurt Cobain died, or the wreaked havoc on my love life. Songs er’s embrace. It was a magical evening, Well, it has. There is not a person are still there, but modernity is mani- Nhussi moved to Winnipeg in 1997 and Encouraging the audience to collectively Productions, tells me over the day that Bono offi cially became like “From Steel”, “Young Hearts Fail”, or and made that much more so because alive who can listen to “Foxfi re” and not festing itself more and more: “In Africa subsequently choreographed two shows, stamp their feet, clap their hands, and S phone. “We’re warming up Winnipeg an asshole. I will never forget the “A Quiet Night” encouraged such a wide- you knew that the four guys on stage want to tear their heart out of their chest, today, people are using cell phones, gathering around him a group of collab- sing along, NAfro performances foster – warming up mind, warming up day I found out that Projektor was eyed, hopeless optimism that it made it loved what they were doing and loved all the while screaming their love from they’re modernizing.” To be static in orators that would crystallize as NAfro an infectious “spirit of sharing,” creating spirit.” over. It was a Thursday night at the okay to spill your heart out to someone, you for sharing in the experience. the rooftops. “Silver Circles” or “Blue dance, as in anything else, he tells me, is in 1999. a powerful source of energy that both This is what Nhussi promises for West End Cultural Centre, a friend even if it wasn’t a good idea. Both albums That was the last time I would ever Ocean” are the epitome of bittersweet. not an option. Constantly striving to in- Neither such rich worldly experi- audience and dancer mutually feed NAfro’s upcoming performance event, ran up to me saying “Hey, did you were soundtracks to love, pain, loneli- seem them live. The band, in an effort to “From Steel” can make you feel a hun- novate, NAfro not only combines various ence, nor his desire to break new artistic off of. Oasis, running from Feb. 24 to Feb. 26 at hear? Projektor has broken up!” ness, and foolish desperation. take back its reputation from the nay- dred feet tall and vulnerable at the same styles of choreography, but also most ground, has made Nhussi forget his own “Our shows are never just passive the Winnipeg Contemporary Dancers “No!” I cried drawing stares from Ultimately, that’s the effect that sayers of the previous year, recorded time. And if there’s a person that can often performs accompanied by a live, ancestral traditions, however, and he experiences,” Nhussi says. “You can Studio Theatre. Featuring choreography audience members clearly intent on en- Jahmeel and the others wanted; to reach new material over the fall, and recently listen to “Beautiful Skin” and not feel seven-member band comprised of tells me that he draws heavily upon the always come to our shows expecting a by Nhussi and NAfro Senior Artists Paula joying the Honeybuckets set. I was people, to make an impact. The band completed work on a four-song EP. If the moved by the time the e-bow guitar drums, guitar, saxophone, and fl ute. way in which music and dance were, good time – and leave having made a Blair and Alex Badger, the fi ve-part, stunned. Projektor had been such a huge became discouraged when attendance tracks posted online, “Emergency” and comes in at the end, then they’re simply The result, Nhussi says, has been from an early age, woven into the very friend with whom you’ve shared roughly 80-minute show is the result of part of my life both in and out of the at shows dwindled throughout 2005, and “Glass City”, are any indication, a third not human. the attraction of crossover audiences: fabric of his life. something.” the group’s labours to mount at least one stereo. Unable to pay attention during problems with booking agents made it album would have enabled them to at As I sit and listen to Jahmeel, Chris, ballet and contemporary dance enthusi- “I grew up in a big community,” Oasis, February 24 and 25 at 8 p.m., large-scale production every year – the show, I went out into the night, fi ght- almost impossible to tour to promote least go out on a high note, and they may Dustin, Darren, Jeremy, Sean, and asts have been drawn to NAfro perfor- Nhussi says. “Dancing, singing, these and February 26 at 2 p.m., at the something that Nhussi says he would ing against the blowing snow. Climbing the new album. Yet, despite all that, or yet do that, depending on how the money Johnny, I can’t help but feel grateful that mances in addition to those interested things are our way of celebrating, of Winnipeg Contemporary Dancers Studio like to make a twice-annual occurrence, the stairs back home, I locked my doors, maybe in spite of it, the band put forth situation works out. Each member of the I got to know Projektor. This is the effect specifi cally in African styles. honouring, of commemorating. We Theatre, 2nd fl oor, 211 Bannatyne. in addition to mounting more small- shut off my lights and turned on the its best at every show regardless of the band has poured time, energy, and they had on me. And I don’t forget to feel Born and raised in Mozambique, dance at funerals, we dance at weddings, Tickets are $15 for adults, $10 for seniors, scale events in between. stereo, placing Red Wolf Glass and Young size of the audience, just to make that money into it to keep it going, and, as it lucky each time it goes tearing up my Nhussi was a principal dancer and later we dance at births. It’s very much a part students, and children under 12, and are NAfro, one of the leading African Hearts Fail inside and hitting play. As impact. does with every musician, it’s taken its back. artistic director of that country’s na- of the way of life I was raised in.” available at the door, or can be reserved dance groups in Western Canada, is a the album unfolded, I sat watching pass- Unfortunately I was only able to toll. I can hear the fear in Jahmeel’s voice tional dance company, with which he Nhussi’s traditional roots manifest by calling the NAfro offi ce at 946-0829. non-profi t organization that fuses the ing cars, thinking about my history with see them for the fi rst time in the fall of performed in 24 different countries. He themselves in the way he strives to make modern and the traditional into what the band over the last four years. 2004. They played for me, my date, and I fi rst met Projektor in my car. I was about four other people. Regardless, driving home from somewhere at 3 a.m. they played like the place was full, and when the opening strains of “Foxfi re” me, my date, and the four other people leaked out from the speakers. As the loudly cheered them on, wanting more song progressed, I parked the car at the with every song. A year later, at the plan- side of road, overcome by the passion etarium, premiering guitarist Jon and intensity that was washing over me. Stewart, who’d replaced Sean Stevens I hadn’t heard music like this come out after the latter’s joining Novillero, the of Winnipeg in quite some time. As the band once again played a memorable song faded to a close, I was struck by the set. As the song “Vena Cava” slowly built, sheer honesty that I’d just been witness lovers held each other, gazing intently to. I went out and bought Red Wolf Glass, into one another’s eyes. Guitar, bass, and proceeded to play it to death, each and moog coalesced into the warm track dripping with sorrow, regret, and blanket that encompassed each person sincerity; the album spoke to me, as it did many others. Therein lay the biggest irony in this whole situation. Projektor made beauti- ful music. It was beautiful not only be- cause of the love put into it by all mem- bers past and present, but because front-man Jahmeel meant every single word he sang every time. It was the love that inspired the words that ultimately led to the downfall of the band. Speaking with Jahmeel a week after I heard the news, he tells me that he is trading his snow fort for a sand castle and relocat- ing to Vancouver to be with his fi ancé. And who can blame him? If he didn’t do it, he’d be a hypocrite and every song he ever wrote would be meaningless. That said, the band’s demise wasn’t sudden, nor was it instigated by one member. It came about after a solid year of set-backs, starting with the release of their second album Young Hearts Fail. Critics panned the album despite the contact: [email protected] The Uniter February 23, 2006 ARTS & CULTURE 15 African Dance Warms up Winnipeg

KENTON SMITH can be called Contemporary African, or then became an independent choreog- NAfro performances a “breaking of the African-Modern, dance – an approach rapher, traveling the world yet again, boundary between dancer and audi- e’re bringing heat to the “ that presents a study in contrasts. only this time in a much freer capacity. ence,” in the spirit of ancient dancing cold,” an enthusiastic On the one hand, says Nhussi, After a stint with the Alvin Lailey and storytelling practices that take place Casimiro Nhussi, artis- W “Africa is changing.” The old traditions American Dance Centre in New York, communally, “around the fi re.” tic director of NAfro Dance are still there, but modernity is mani- Nhussi moved to Winnipeg in 1997 and Encouraging the audience to collectively Productions, tells me over the festing itself more and more: “In Africa subsequently choreographed two shows, stamp their feet, clap their hands, and phone. “We’re warming up Winnipeg today, people are using cell phones, gathering around him a group of collab- sing along, NAfro performances foster – warming up mind, warming up they’re modernizing.” To be static in orators that would crystallize as NAfro an infectious “spirit of sharing,” creating spirit.” dance, as in anything else, he tells me, is in 1999. a powerful source of energy that both This is what Nhussi promises for not an option. Constantly striving to in- Neither such rich worldly experi- audience and dancer mutually feed NAfro’s upcoming performance event, novate, NAfro not only combines various ence, nor his desire to break new artistic off of. Oasis, running from Feb. 24 to Feb. 26 at styles of choreography, but also most ground, has made Nhussi forget his own “Our shows are never just passive the Winnipeg Contemporary Dancers often performs accompanied by a live, ancestral traditions, however, and he experiences,” Nhussi says. “You can Studio Theatre. Featuring choreography seven-member band comprised of tells me that he draws heavily upon the always come to our shows expecting a by Nhussi and NAfro Senior Artists Paula drums, guitar, saxophone, and fl ute. way in which music and dance were, good time – and leave having made a Blair and Alex Badger, the fi ve-part, The result, Nhussi says, has been from an early age, woven into the very friend with whom you’ve shared roughly 80-minute show is the result of the attraction of crossover audiences: fabric of his life. something.” the group’s labours to mount at least one ballet and contemporary dance enthusi- “I grew up in a big community,” Oasis, February 24 and 25 at 8 p.m., large-scale production every year – asts have been drawn to NAfro perfor- Nhussi says. “Dancing, singing, these and February 26 at 2 p.m., at the something that Nhussi says he would mances in addition to those interested things are our way of celebrating, of Winnipeg Contemporary Dancers Studio like to make a twice-annual occurrence, specifi cally in African styles. honouring, of commemorating. We Theatre, 2nd fl oor, 211 Bannatyne. in addition to mounting more small- Born and raised in Mozambique, dance at funerals, we dance at weddings, Tickets are $15 for adults, $10 for seniors, scale events in between. Nhussi was a principal dancer and later we dance at births. It’s very much a part students, and children under 12, and are NAfro, one of the leading African artistic director of that country’s na- of the way of life I was raised in.” available at the door, or can be reserved dance groups in Western Canada, is a tional dance company, with which he Nhussi’s traditional roots manifest by calling the NAfro offi ce at 946-0829. non-profi t organization that fuses the performed in 24 different countries. He themselves in the way he strives to make modern and the traditional into what

Each of the actors tackled their While The Innocent Eye Test car- The Innocent Eye Test character’s unique eccentricities with ries a clear message about what it is to poise and excellent timing. The success have an identity and role in the modern of the storyline was completely depen- world, it never loses sight of its comedic ERIN MCINTYRE nium. The other characters in the seven- dent on the comedic ability and chemis- values. Uri, for example, equates “ter- person cast include a clairvoyant with a try of the actors, and they pulled it off rorist feelings” with pent up gas and riginal, poignant, and re- secret, her skuzzy boss, a Ukrainian beautifully. The cast included Kevin suggests that everyone should just “let lentlessly funny, Michael with no inhibitions, an irritatingly con- Bundy, Tom McCamus, Lisa Norton, go of all the hate…just fart it all away.” In O Healey’s The Innocent Eye fi dent American, and an Irish couple Tanja Jacobs, C. David Johnson, Gord other words, The Innocent Eye Test sat- Test takes a unique spin on the diffi - who like to “swing” while on vacation. Rand and Keith James, and was guided isfi es on every level, being both wickedly culty of navigating modern relation- In this world of mixed identities, nation- by veteran director and actor, entertaining and not entirely whipped ships, be they romantic, business alities, and sexualities Sam stumbles on Christopher Newton. cream. Through hilarious characters related, or of international some fantastic truths about life, self- Set designer David Boechler made and intricate circumstances, Healey importance. image, and art. the sets like the characters: larger than leaves his audience with the undeniable The Innocent Eye Test is making its Rather than relying on the conven- life. There is only one set change, but the message that in order to survive in to- World Premiere at the Manitoba Theatre tions of a comedy, Healey plays off of switch is from a full-size pool and the day’s world of dating games, indistinct Centre, in conjunction with Mirvish them, bringing cultural labels, nudity, wall of a villa, to a giant wall painting of sexuality, and incomprehensible cruelty, Productions in Toronto. The playwright, and physical comedy to a new level. Each Mona Lisa’s eyes and some excellent ‘60s you’d literally have to be a mind reader. Michael Healey, became truly estab- character is comically stereotypical of throw-backs such as shag carpeting and The Innocent Eye Test will run lished on the North American theatre their respective countries, such as modern-art-inspired, transformative from February 9-March 4 at the Manitoba scene with his hugely successful Drawer Darryl, the American who defends his furniture. Theatre Centre Main Stage. Tickets Boy. The 2001 hit took home the Governor overwhelming bravado by claiming he The Innocent Eye Test gets its name range from $16-$53 and can be pur- General’s literary award (among others), “comes from a place where people don’t from the painting Sam is trying to sell to chased at the MTC box offi ce. and went on to be the most produced have to learn about other places.” Sam is the Darryl. “The Innocent Eye Test” is an North American play the following typically Canadian in his passivity, lead- actual painting by Mike Tansey, and can season. Deemed “our most humanely ing everyone to question Canadian sexu- be found hanging in the New York 95.9 FM CKUW CAMPUS/ intelligent playwright” by The National ality (“You’re a straight man, right? Museum of Modern Art. The painting COMMUNITY RADIO Post, Healey has a remarkable sense of Sexually? Sorry, its just sometimes its itself features a cow looking at a painting TOP 10 CD ALBUMS how to intertwine comedy with a sincere hard to tell with you people.”); James, of another cow, while its reaction is and deep knowledge of the human the Irish husband has a drinking prob- being judged by six men. The deeper * THERE WILL BE NO CHART condition. lem, and Uri the Ukrainian’s crude exu- message of both the play and the paint- PUBLISHED for Feb 12 - 17 Due to our (7th Annual) The play centres on Sam Kneck, a berance, occasional nudity, and under- ing is of self knowledge and perception, CKUW 95.9 FM FUNDRIVE 2006. bumbling Canadian who, while trying standing of multi-generational suffering yet Healey keeps the mood light with Regular chart action resumes next week! to make an art deal in Tuscany, fi nds allows him to clearly contrast the several of the characters exclaiming “I himself in the heart of international in- Westerners who he warns to never try to am the cow!” when it’s unveiled. Thanks very much, trigue involving weapons-grade pluto- “out-hopeless” him. - Don/Music Director/CKUW 95.9 FM. February 23, 2006 The Uniter contact: [email protected] 16 ARTS & CULTURE

CD REVIEWS BOOK REVIEW

The Bloodhound Gang Divine Brown Devin Townsend Band Starlight Tour: Hefty Fine Divine Brown Synchestra The Last, Lonely Night of Neil Stonechild 2005 Geffen Records 2005 Universal Records 2006 HevyDevy Records Authors: Susanne Reber and Robert Renaud (www.bloodhoundgang.com) (www.divinebrown.ca) (www.hevydevy.com) Published by Random House Canada - 397 pages Dan Hugyebaert William Walker Mike Lewis REVIEWED BY DEREK LESCHASIN

OK, so I liked Bad Aggressively good Canada’s resident In 1990, on a Touch. It was kinda vocals, made genius has done it cold November night catchy and I was a huge sublime by crispy again. Synchestra in Saskatoon, a 17- X-Files fan at the time. technical produc- is an over-the-top year-old Aboriginal But let’s face it, this CD tion. Other than that ride through Devin’s boy left his mother’s simply sucks. While song titles such as “Ralph Wiggum” there’s not much to say about this album. Divine dementia that at times can be a little hard to navigate. home and never and “Diarrhea Runs in the Family” show that juvenile Brown knows that she can blow, her signature style The album plays like one track, with the transitions returned. He was humor appeal, the Bloodhound Gang do not show any of course being the soul-stuffed downbeat hip-hop between songs being almost seamless, and this found frozen to death days later in a field signs of growing up. Not that it’s a bad thing, but when of familiar tracks like “Old Skool Love” and “U Shook prevents the listener from really identifying with indi- on the outskirts of the latter tune consists of nothing but sounds of a guy Me”, and she justifi ably feels no need to devote any vidual pieces. However, at about the halfway point of the city. He had been sitting on the toilet doing his business, it makes me track time to other lead vocals or instruments, with the album, the songs tend to take on identities of their on the run from the community home where he was wonder who would actually pay for this kind of stuff, the exception of a short verse in “Twist My Hair” own. Tracks like “A Simple Lullaby” or “Pixillate” cry for to serve another conditional sentence in a life already especially when I personally listen to that kind of thing which lamentably spoils her perfect game. This a second listen. All in all, it’s a beautiful piece of work, too familiar with the justice system. His name was at least once a day for absolutely free. The music is album really is Divine Brown from start to fi nish. It’s with the same high standards of musicianship and Neil Stonechild, and the last time he was seen alive boring, the lyrics twice so. This disc has absolutely NO a great showcase of DB’s extreme range and versa- sound-scaping that Devin is so well known for. While (by anyone willing to admit they’d seen him) was in imagination. tility, power and agility, never getting too bogged- the album needs to be heard more than once to really the back of a police cruiser. Anyone not familiar with the years of sporadic down in soul standards, with just enough beats and ‘get it’, it is worth every spin. news coverage and investigations into the myste- hot vibes backing the already stand-out lead voice; a rious fate of Neil Stonechild, as well as a number of must for any fan of fi ne female vocals. other Aboriginal men found frozen to death outside of Saskatoon, will find a thorough recounting of these events in Susanne Reber and Robert Renaud’s exhaus- tively-researched book. Reber and Renaud, two journalists employed by the CBC, have compiled reams of interviews and transcripts into this book, the journalistic saga of what TEDIOUS MINUTIAE has been an ongoing issue in Saskatchewan over the Or: Ineffectively Detailing One’s Cultural Consumption for the Uncaring Installment #16 last two decades. Disturbingly, as the book details, it took nearly 10 years, a half-hearted Saskatoon police investiga- tion, and more dead Aboriginal men for the system BY BEN MACPHEE-SIGURDSON SPORT: MEN’S SKATING, FIGURE SPORT: CURLING RATING: SILVER TO which imprisons such a high proportion of Aboriginals [email protected] RATING: BRONZE TO SILVER GOLD to launch an investigation led by the RCMP into these First off, it seems this Emanuel Sandhu Ahh, curling… like a childhood blankie unexplained deaths. Ultimately, this led to a public character is a bit of a mystery wrapped in an (what, you didn’t have one?), the warm comfort inquiry and the firing of two Saskatoon police officers, RATED: OLYMPIC WINTER GAMES AS OF enigma wrapped in a crappy skater’s body of curling always lures me back in. It’s all about 02/17/2006 as well as disciplinary action against other members wrapped in buttoned-down man-blouses. I strategy, and I love the fact that on any given day a watched a documentary about figure skating on of the force (an ongoing legal battle). Throughout this Dost thou have Olympic Fever? I can’t men’s team could lose to a women’s team. Also, it’s The Fifth Estate and the guy came across as kind time, Stonechild’s family did not give up on discovering say that I do, but I also can’t say that I’m entirely one of the few remaining sports where some of the of self-centred. I did watch some of the “free best athletes wear moustaches (on the men’s side, what happened to the teenager. Reber and Renaud turned off by them either. I’ve actually watched skate” and couldn’t believe how much better anyhow). One time my mom saw Paal Trulsen, the more of this Olympics than any other, which is allow others to see these events through their eyes as Evgeny Plushenko was than everyone else, even Norwegian skip, in the Bay downtown in the men’s likely more indicative of my level of produc- we journey with Stonechild’s family and friends over though he looked like Adrian Brody with blonde underwear section. Only my mom would recognize the course of these 10 years and beyond. This is an tivity than my dedication to international sports. Partridge Family-type hair. someone of that stature. I’m tempted to label Anyhow, I thought I’d offer my ratings of some of curling the bowling of the winter Olympics, but I experience far different than the cursory one many what I’ve seen so far; said ratings are, of course, SPORT: SKELETON RATING: GOLD… think this might require some more pondering. may have gained from reading newspaper headlines inconsequential and entirely arbitrary. PURE, SWEET, GOLD covering the issue. This is quite possibly the most foolish ANCHOR: BRIAN WILLIAMS, CBC Starlight Tour reads like a novel; a grand tour SPORT: HOCKEY, WOMEN’S RATING: RATING: GOLD activity I’ve ever seen humans undertake, yet is at through a twisted and tragic scenario. Written in the SILVER TO GOLD the same time the most riveting and bone-chilling Nobody gets as excited about the Olympics, true-crime style, it introduces us to a wide cast of event I’ve seen so far. It’s like the luge, but in I can’t believe people are asinine to winter or summer, than Brian Williams. Seriously, characters as they navigate the twists and turns of the complain when the Canadian women’s team plays skeleton you ride this tiny sled to the bottom on CBC should just cryogenically freeze the guy (if path towards justice and, perhaps more importantly, their best and routs a team by scores of 12-0 your stomach, face first. It’s like you’re a span- they aren’t already) and just wheel him out every closure. It’s unfortunate that every page of this book or 16-0. Frankly, if I were on the losing team I dexed superhero, skimming the grooved ice in couple of years. I’ve never seen another human wouldn’t think the victors had been in any way search of seedy Italian criminals. Watching these more willing to offer up a little Olympic-related is non-fiction. The events detailed within are on the disrespectful; au contraire, I would just think they maniacs hurl themselves to the bottom causes anecdote so quickly. Also, I don’t think he actually record, and are important to know for anyone truly were at a different caliber of proficiency than my anxiety; I always assume someone will crash does anything else for the CBC. interested in the character of this country, and espe- into a wall and the resulting explosion will send crappy team. People who say they should “tone it cially race relations within our borders. down” or whatever should consider that skating fireballs billowing up into the Alps. While the pair are clearly not novel-writers, circles around your opponents while purposefully not shooting the puck would be way more of a slap SPORT: ICE DANCING RATING: NOT EVEN Starlight Tour has the ability to make the reader feel in the face than getting blown out of the water; at THE PODIUM for its characters - hardly something that can be said least both teams would have shown up to give it of the official inquiry’s report, which to a large extent OK, so there’s figure skating, so why ice their all. Overall, it’s very good, although having dancing? Is there regular dancing in the summer Reber and Renaud draw from. An authoritarian report a team to cheer for that is almost guaranteed to Olympics? Exactly. Once I start seeing countries filled with legalese is not something which will stay in do well can’t hurt. The upset of Sweden over the offering up their best tango or waltz I’ll give this United States was nerve-wracking, to say the the public’s mind, however important it may be. What another consideration. least. Also, I think there should be mild hitting Reber and Renaud have done is taken an issue with allowed in women’s hockey. which it may be difficult for many to empathize, and created a work that is poignant and insightful. ARTS EDITOR: MIKE LEWIS contact: [email protected] The Uniter February 23, 2006 E-MAIL: [email protected] PHONE: 786-9497 FAX: 783-7080 ARTS & CULTURE 17 Mennofolk 2006

BY KENTON SMITH Fox and the Hunter Gatherers, at A Manitoba Committee member Jeff confi nes,” while still fostering a sense Label For Artists. An addition this year Friesen, also a member of Cassette. of community. is an evening of folk music, poetry, and “With Mennofolk, we are able to cele- “I feel now that there is a fairly short fi lms on Saturday at Canadian brate those artists who have some asso- large demographic of young Mennonites hat started out as an Mennonite University. Capping the ciation with the Mennonite community in Southern Manitoba that no longer annual summer event weekend is a Sunday-night concert at and see how that association impacts relate to the Mennonite Church, but at Camp Assiniboia, W the West End Cultural Centre featuring the art they do.” may still identify themselves as just west of Winnipeg, has expanded The Chris Neufeld Band, The Committee member Karin Kliewer Mennonite in some shape or form,” into a three-day showcase of music, Secondhand Pants, Knackzoats, and stresses that, while it is indeed largely Neufeld says. “I fi t into this visual art, and literature centering Grandy. the Mennonite community that is being demographic.” on a common theme: the multifac- So popular has Mennofolk been in spotlighted, the intent is to present it as The end result, says Kliewer, is eted character of the Mennonite the past two years that a third day has an open-ended model. that Mennofolk is a chance to expand identity. been added for 2006 to accommodate “We’re not trying to say, ‘See, this understanding of Mennonite culture – Mennofolk Manitoba 2006, run- the sheer volume of talent taking part. is what Mennonites are all about,’” for both Mennonites and non- ning from Feb. 24 to Feb. 26, kicks off “Mennofolk is just one more way Kliewer says, adding that there is a great Mennonites alike. Friday night with a free art exhibition to locate music in a meaningful and diversity of identity among those who Finally, Kliewer and Neufeld agree and concert featuring musical guests helpful fashion,” says Mennofolk call themselves Mennonites. that Mennofolk is also a chance for Cassette, Bucky Driedger, and Flying “For the general public, Mennofolk Mennonites to have fun with them- need not be thought of as a sneak peek selves, and, in Neufeld’s words, “not be at Mennoniteness or something like so damn serious all the time.” that,” says Chris Neufeld, who empha- Indeed, both Kliewer and Neufeld sizes that “the Mennonite community emphasize that fi rst and foremost, and ARTS BRIEFS is not static and unchanging.” on the most simple of levels, Mennofolk Kliewer adds that organizers want is all about having a great time. to provide Mennonites a safe forum to “It’s just a good show,” Neufeld express themselves on a more individ- sums up. MONDRAGON SEEING RED ual basis, whether it be in a religious, For the full line-up of events ethnic, cultural, or artistic sense. at Mennofolk 2006, as well as The fundraising continues for the hard up Mondragon Bookstore and Likewise, Neufeld says that he appreci- information on admission prices and Coffeehouse. The purveyors of vegan food and left-wing books are in the ates Mennofolk for the way it affords event passes, visit: midst of a month-long fundraising drive to keep their doors open. A series young ‘mennofolk’ an outlet outside of wwwmyspacecom/mennofolkmanitoba. of concerts and performances by local artists have so far chipped away what are “arguably debilitating church at The Drag’s $12,000 debt. On Saturday, Feb. 25, Mondragon will hold a panel discussion on the role of the coffeehouse in the community, and its future aspirations. A rousing Karaoke Bash will follow. Other upcoming events include a show by ex-Blue Rodeo member Bob Wiseman (Mar. 3) and a discussion by prison-abolition activist Ann Hansen (Mar. 8). (www.a-zone.org/mondragon/)

COCKBURN ALERT

Steve Bell has been a changed man ever since his fi rst encounter with Bruce Cockburn, which was at a Cockburn concert nearly 30 years ago. Cockburn’s lyrics, Christian spirituality, world view and melodies did a number on the Winnipegger. As a result, Bell and his band have carefully chosen 13 of the Canadian legend’s songs to record for their album, My Dinner with Bruce. The acoustically-performed songs are a good tribute to Cockburn, but whether the group has Cockburn’s energy in a live setting remains to be seen. Admirers of Cockburn, and those interested in Canadiana or Christianity can see Bell and his band perform at the Grant Memorial Baptist Church on March 3. (www.signpostmusic.com)

WINNIPEG COMEDY FEST - APRIL 4TH - 9TH, 2006

The 5th annual Winnipeg Comedy Festival is just around the corner. The event, hosted by CBC and the Gas Station Theater, is introducing some new shows this year. Rowdy Roddy Piper will host the My Hometown International, featuring comics from the UK and Ireland. Other new programs include the Women’s Gala, and the All Foul, No Harm late night show for mature audiences only. The festival will also be building on previous years with another installment of the Get Over It Show. This year, it will focus on people with disabilities. It’s okay to laugh just this once. Tickets are on sale now at all Ticketmaster outlets (www.ticketmaster.ca). For more information visit www.winnipegcomedyfestival.com. February 23, 2006 The Uniter contact: [email protected] ARTS EDITOR: MIKE LEWIS E-MAIL: [email protected] PHONE: 786-9497 18 ARTS & CULTURE FAX: 783-7080

part in history,” says Moncrieff. “They tive aspects to any drug.” Opium has the Opium: The Heavenly Demon were one of the last places to have opium power to heal and the ability to kill, and factories, and they’ve got a large Chinese viewers are invited to see its effects for BY KSENIA PRINTS the East. After pitching liquid opium to population, so it was a big problem with themselves. newborns and selling heroin as a mirac- the Chinatowns they’ve had,” she ex- Opium: The Heavenly Demon is espite the fact that opium is ulous solution to morphine addictions, plains. The idea to bring it to Winnipeg running in the Manitoba Museum from rarely a part of our everyday Britain began importing large portions stems from the unique nature of the ex- January 12 until March 19. The exhibit is Dlives, if at all, the Manitoba of its opium back to China. When the hibit. “We thought it was really thought included in the regular admission price, Museum is out to challenge our knowl- Chinese ban of the highly addictive drug provoking and interesting… Opium has and a student discount exists. edge and alter our perception of what interfered with the entrepreneurs’ plans, a really fascinating history that is still was the drug of choice in the previous wars were launched and new laws were tied to today.” two centuries. This colourful new ex- forced. This message is still relevant The exhibit’s controversial con- hibit is titled ‘Opium: The Heavenly today, says Holli Moncrieff, the museum’s cepts are sometimes lost among Demon’, a name that reveals the ambiva- Communications and Public Relations the many items on display, lent nature of this substance. Manager. “For example, when you look at which range from Chinese Confi ned in a hall too small for its the US going into the Middle East and household items and mer- size, this elaborate exhibition covers trying to take their oil… There are still chants’ stock lists to hundreds of years of opium usage and cases where the East feels like they are paintings and books. production. The spread of the drug goes being taken advantage of by the West.” This enlighten- all the way back to ancient Egyptian A major aspect of the exhibit per- ing journey burial tombs and continues into tains to opium’s popularity in the arts. can some- Indochina and the Western World. The opium dens, common in Chinatowns times weigh on Whole sections are dedicated to the cap- of the early 20th century, quickly became the observer, tivating history that led to its penetra- a “hip hangout” for the crème-de-la- and the amount tion of Europe and North America. It crème of society, and many an artist of information seems as though it has had a vital role in produced wonderful creations under the consumed is a shaping the modern world, with coun- infl uence. The dirty ‘30s and its crime bit much for a tries being built on opium traffi cking and gangs brought an end to this roman- single trip. money and international government ticized notion. During those days, opium The real relationships forming through the penetrated cinema and literature in the message of the opium trade. form of a common demon, and its medi- exhibit, says One message that emanates cal virtues were quickly forgotten. Holli Moncrieff, strongly from the photographs and items This exhibit originates from is that “there are on display is the West’s exploitation of Vancouver, where “opium has such a big positive and nega-

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2005 GLOBAL JUSTICE ANNOUNCEMENTS DJ COOP AND DJ HUN- Network (CHAN). The festival marks 7:30pm. Tickets $23 for adults, $21 FOR FEBRUARY 23RD ONWARDS. FILM FESTIVAL FAVOU- NICUTT ROLLER-SKAT- two years since the Canadian, French for seniors and $7 for students, plus RITES ING PARTY and US coup against the democratical- GST. Call MCO at 783-7377 or pick up March 3, 6:30 – 9:30pm in Theatres March 4 Galaxy Roller Rink 595 Portage ly elected Haitian government. All fi lms tickets at McNally Robinson or Ticket- A and B, 4th Floor of Manitoba Hall at DO YOU LIKE WORK- 10pm. Tickets $10 and include skate will be shown on Thursdays at 7:30pm master. ONCAMPUS / ONGOING the University of Winnipeg. Screening ING WITH NEWCOMER rental and admission to the Rollerskat- in room 1L11 at the University of Win- Orwell Rolls In His Grave, Room 6, The CHILDREN? ing Jam Afterparty. nipeg. Films are free of charge though MANITOBA OPERA End of Suburbia and El Contrato. For Do you believe you can change our donations are gratefully accepted. Feb Presents ‘Stories That Sing’, a concert more info call 775-8178. community? If you said Yes, you are OPETH, DEVIL DRIVER, 23: The Agronomist (2005). evening of opera’s greatest hits. Feb- THE UNITER will hold General invited our Programs as a volunteer! DARK TRANQUILITY ruary 25. For tickets call 957-3483. Contributer Meetin gs the fi rst Monday INTERNATIONAL The Citizenship Council of Manitoba March 5 The Venue (Ramada Enter- of every month. These meetings will be WOMEN’S DAY Inc. International Centre is looking for tainment Centre) 7pm. Tickets $27 NSI FILM EXCHANGE VIRTUOSI CONCERTS for those who are interested in contrib- March 8: The University of Winnipeg student volunteers to help new arriv- at Ticketmaster, Sk8, Into the Music. CANADIAN FILM “Triple Forte” - Wood - Djokic - Jalbert uting to the paper and need some di- Margaret Laurence Women’s Studies als to Canada learn English and feel All ages. FESTIVAL Trio. February 25 Eckhardt-Gram- rection, or want to write for several dif- Centre Presents: A Panel Discussion, welcome in our country. Opportunities An annual celebration of Canadian matté Hall, University of Winnipeg. ferent sections. It is also an opportunity “Forming a Feminist Identity: Coming exist for volunteers to give their time screen achievement bringing together Tickets $28 adults / $26 seniors / $16 to meet Uniter staff and other Uniter Out as A Feminist in the 21st Century” and support to the Centre’s Immigrant COMEDY some of Canada’s best and brightest students at 786-9000. contributers. Meetings are held in the with Meredith Milne, 3:30 - 5:00pm, in Children and Youth Programs includ- fi lm talent whose work is celebrated. Uniter offi ce, located on the mezzanine room 3M63. ing Sports Activities for Newcomer March 1 – 4. Featuring events at the WINNIPEG CLASSICAL level of the Bulman Centre, 0RM14. Kids, Empowerment for Newcomer Kids Globe Cinema, The Forks and Fort Garry GUITAR SOCIETY IN- Everyone is welcome to attend. RUMOR’S PUBLIC LECTURE: and Newcomer Kids Welcome Program. COMEDY CLUB Hotel. Visit www.nsi-canada.ca/fi lmex- TERNATIONAL ARTIST AIESEC Presents UNICEF in Africa. If you’d like to help out, contact Si-il change for more info. CONCERT SERIES ENGLISH 2025 Corydon Ave Until Feb 25: Steve March 8, 12:30pm – 1:30pm in room Park at 943-9158 or at sisocanada@ featuring Harold Micay (Vancouver) LANGUAGE PARTNERS Patterson. Feb 28 – Mar 4: Ty Barnett. 3M63. UNICEF’s Regional Director Ste- hotmail.com. 2005 GLOBAL - solo recital. March 4, 8pm at The needed in the English Language pro- Mar 7, 9-11: Debra Di Giovanni. fanie Yamniuk will discuss HIV/AIDS JUSTICE FILM Planetarium Auditorium, The Museum gram, U of W Continuing Education in Africa. This presentation is part of FESTIVAL FAVOURITES of Man and Nature, 190 Rupert Ave. Massey Building, 294 William Avenue. AROUND TOWN / CONCERTS TOAD IN THE HOLE / AIESEC’s week-long awareness and March 3, 6:30 – 9:30pm in Theatres Advance Purchase through the Winni- Language partners are native (or fl uent) THE CAVERN fundraising campaign for UNICEF in A and B, 4th Floor of Manitoba Hall at peg Guitar Society: Adults $15 / WCGS English speaking volunteers who give 108 Osborne St IMPROV SUPPER CLUB: Africa. the University of Winnipeg. Screening Members $10 / Students $10 / WCGS ESL (English as a Second Language) Mondays, Toad in the Hole Pub & Eat- CONNIE KALDOR Orwell Rolls In His Grave, Room 6, The Students $5. call 775-0809. students an opportunity to practice ery, 8, 9, 10, 11pm. READING CULTURES February 23 West End Cultural Centre End of Suburbia and El Contrato. For English outside of the classroom and SPEAKERS SERIES 8pm. Tickets $22 in advance at Ticket- more info call 775-8178. WINNIPEG SINGERS to learn more about the Canadian way JACK ‘UM & A Literary and Cultural Studies Faculty master and the WECC. presents Concert III ‘Rachmaninoff’s of life. The day and time partners meet ATTACK ‘EM IMPROV Colloquium presented by the English WEST END Vespers’ with the Elmer Iseler Singers is decided by the student and the Lan- featuring Ron Moore. Tuesdays, The Department. Everyone is welcome to RETROGRADE CULTURAL CENTRE on February 27 at Crescent Fort Rouge guage partner. Time commitment 1-2 Park Theatre & Movie Café, 8pm. attend. March 10: Serena Keshavjee, February 23 The Zoo. With Tele, The DINNER & A MOVIE March 11, “Sing- United Church at 7:30pm. Tickets hrs/week. A letter of reference is avail- $4.99. Art History at the U of W – ‘Univer- Morning After and 47 Ronin. Tickets ing Cowboys”. A Good Music Listenin’, available by calling 989-6030(1) or able after completion of the program. sity of Winnipeg’s Centennial Hall: $7. Movie Watchin’, Yum Yum Good Eats [email protected]. Contact Rina Monchka, 982-1151, PULFORD STREET The Campus as City’. 12:30-2pm in Fundraiser in support of the WECC! email [email protected] IMPROV PALACE room 2M70. ALPHA YAYA DIALLO Weekly shows and workshops. All Cocktails: 6:30 pm Dinner: 7:00 pm. WINNIPEG SYMPHONY w/ guests February 25 West End Cultur- Tickets Only $30 available at Ticket- March 4: City Classics/Choral Series DO YOU shows/workshops $4.99 at the door. al Centre 8pm. Tickets $17 in advance master and the WECC. Colossal Concerto, James Paul, con- SPEAK ENGLISH? SHOWS: Fridays, 12am (midnight): Feb or $20 at the door. Or, combine with the ductor and Marc-Andre Hamelin on the Are you taking even a single course 24: Outside Joke. Mar 3: The Jist. Sat- two other Global Grooves concerts for piano. through the English department? If urdays, 8pm: Showcasing Winnipeg’s an advance price of $45. THEATRE, DANCE you answered yes to either of the above newest improvisers and some “brand BOLERO DANCE questions, then the English Students spanking new” improv troupes with the & PERFORMANCE FIRST STRIKE, WOUNDS “Goya to Lorca” which celebrates, Association wants you! Speak Eng- support of the Manitoba Improv League. RUN DEEP, NINETEEN through dance, the art of painter Fran- lish with like-minded people, consult Hosted by Stephen Sim. All ages. Sat- TWENTY, RAMIREZ, urdays, 10 pm: The world reknowned cisco de Goya and of poet Federico our semi-professional paper-editors, THE GRIND ZERO TOLERANCE CRUMBS! DROP-IN WORKSHOPS: Sun- Garcia Lorca. March 3 at 8pm & March party like a poet. The ESA meets ev- Every second Thursday at Ellice Café BENEFIT days, 1:30-2:30pm :The Ladie’s Room 4 at 2pm and 8pm, Gas Station The- ery Wednesday during the free period & Theatre (585 Ellice Ave) The Grind, For Viz Cabrera and the fi ght to end (an improv comedy workshop for La- atre. $17 Adults, $15 Students/Seniors in 2A47, the English studies common MR. LAHEY & RANDY a venue to encourage and develop breast cancer. February 25 A Label for dies only). Sundays 3 - 4pm The Social through Ticketmaster. room. Join us there or e-mail our sim- FROM performers and their ideas through Artists, 7pm. Tickets $5 at the door. Hall (an improv comedy workshop for ply amazing president, Susie Taylor, at TRAILER PARK BOYS the presentation of scenes, sketches, Ladie’s and Gentlemen only). The Pul- INDIA SCHOOL OF- [email protected] for more details. will be on hand for a performance monologues, spoken word, short fi lm, DAN FRECHETTE ford Street Improv Palace can be found DANCE, MUSIC & and meet & greet. March 14, 9pm. stand-up and music in front of a live February 25 Gas Station Theatre 8pm. at 109 Pulford St (Augustine Church THEATRE Tickets ($15 each ) will be on sale audience. 7pm, $4 per person. Next EVENTS Tickets $12 in advance, $15 at the across from the Gas Station Theatre), presents “Kalpana”, an evening of East in the Atrium in Riddell Hall dur- event: March 2. door and available at the Gas Station side door, second fl oor. Indian dance, both traditional and con- ing Market Week, February 20 to (284-9477) and at Walnut Street temporary. March 18, 2006, Pantages 24. (Interac, Visa, MC, Cash). THE BLACK HOLE Music (480-3380). CRUMBS Playhouse. 7:30 pm.Tickets 15$ at UWINNIPEG READS Tickets are also available at The THEATRE CO. presents THE BERLIN OR BUST 6 SHOW Ticketmaster or call Julie 336-0484. DAVID BERGEN’S THE University of Winnipeg Bookstore. Presents Shakespeare’s ‘The Winter’s 3RD ANNUAL 20 GUI- March 11, 8pm at the Gas Station The- TIME IN BETWEEN Beyond Words (cash only). Tale’ March 7th – 11th, 14th – 18th TAR CIRCULAR WALL atre. $10/$8 and proceeds will help Join Giller Prize-winning author David at the Black Hole Theatre, basement of OF ANGELIC SOUND CRUMBS make it over to Europe for LITERARY Bergen for a book club discussion on University College at the U of Manitoba. February 25 Graffi ti Gallery 9pm. Host- their 6th overseas tour. The Time In Between. February 23, 5- ed by Absent Sound, 20 guitar players One of Shakespeare’s rarely performed 7pm in the Pitcairn Learning Commons. works; a tragicomedy directed by Dr. will surround the circular crowd and McNALLY ROBINSON Beyond Words bookstore has copies for Margaret Groome. Tickets $11 adults U OF W create from practically silence a wall FILM BOOKSELLERS GRANT sale at 30% off for this event. and $9 students and seniors. Call ANNUAL POW-WOW of sound that to most is angelic and PARK: 474-6880 or visit www.umanitoba. March 17 from 12 noon to 6pm at the uplifting to witness. Film and video Feb 23: “Thinking Out Loud” book dis- READING CULTURES ca/theatre. Duckworth Centre. The U of W Aborigi- projections will be shown on the ceiling cussion moderated by Terry McLeod SPEAKERS SERIES nal Students Association welcomes all and walls, and Philia will play a set of and hosted by the UM Institute for A Literary and Cultural Studies Faculty THE CERCLE the colours of the earth to come out acoustic and electric experimental mu- the Humanities. Discussing Jared Colloquium presented by the Depart- MOLIERE THEATRE to experience their living, breathing, sic. Tickets $8, $5 with a non-perish- Diamond’s Collapse: How Societies ment of English. Feb 24: Alden Turner SEASON The comedy ‘Surprise’ by Marc beautiful culture, with traditional sing- able food item. Choose to Fail or Succeed, 7:30pm. of the English Dept presents his topic Prescott. March 3 – 25 at Theatre de ing and dancing as well as a home- Feb 25-26: 10am to 10am – Quest 24 “Lost in… Adaptation”. 12:30-2pm la Chapelle 825 Rue St Joseph. Tickets cooked traditional feast. Volunteers MENNOFOLK hour Freedom to Read Marathon. Call in room 2M70. Everyone welcome to $11-29.50. Call 233-8053 or email re- needed. For more info call 786-9647. w/ CHRIS NEUFELD, SECOND HAND 942-6134 for more information. Feb attend. [email protected]. PANTS and GRANDY February 26 West 27: UW English Students present their End Cultural Centre 8pm. Tickets CINEMATHEQUE own children’s picture books, 7pm. Mar U OF W AMNESTY IN- MANITOBA WORKSHOPS AND SEMINARS $7/$10 or $12 for a weekend pass for 100 Arthur St Sundays at 2: Wally Kroeker launches Introduction TERNATIONAL MEETING THEATRE CENTRE all Mennofolk events. 2pm: Cabin Fever! Free Films to the Russian Mennonites, 8pm. Mar To write letters and discuss potential presents the world premiere of ‘The for children: Feb 26: National 8: Tony Deluca autographing copies of human rights awareness campaigns Innocent Eye Test’ by Michael Healey, CAREER RESOURCE WINNIPEGBLUES.COM Velvet from 1944. 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Co-sponsored with the Manitoba Canadian Jazz Concerts. March 3 Veji, a days. What’s youre type? Take the My- March 3 Centre culturel Franco-mani- Cold Blood. All day. Mar 5: First Annual with issues of faith, life, theology and Writers’ Guild and the Manitoba Arts Vancouver ensemble of jazz improvisa- ers-Briggs test and fi nd out. Register tobain 8pm. Tickets $15 - $25 and Park Oscar Party, 6pm. pop culture. Come early as seating and Council. tion with guests Michelle Gregoire and online at http://crc.uwinnipeg.ca/ available at 223-8972. parking will be limited. Admission is Janice Finlay 8pm. In the Salle Pauline- events_signup.html. ELLICE CAFÉ free. PRAYER SERVICE Boutal at the CCFM (340 Provencher SKYDIGGERS / CASH & THEATRE Marking the beginning of Lent, Ash Wed Blvd.) Tickets Adult $22.50 (advance), INTERVIEW SKILLS BROTHERS ACOUSTIC 585 Ellice St 975-0800 Neighbourhood on March 1 at 12:30pm at the Univer- $25 at the door, students/seniors $15 WORDS PERFORMED March 2, 1:30-2:20pm. Learn some March 3 & 4 West End Cultural Centre theatre and restaurant. Monday, Tues- sity of Winnipeg Chapel. All welcome and available at CCFM (233-8972) or Words Performed is a monthly event practical and important facts about 8pm. Tickets $17 in advance at Music day and Wednesdays – free movies. On . McNally Robinson Grant Park. where open mic and slam poetry are the job interview from what to wear to Trader, Into the Music, WECC and weekends, local musical acts. Feb 25 MARGARET LAURENCE re-invented. The fi rst half of the eve- questions to ask the employer. 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Bronze-medal Olympic hockey game, OSBORNE FREEHOUSE Tournament. Feb 24 & 25: The Perpe- OUT LOUD 12-5. On now: MennoFolk 2006, until 1:30pm, $4.99. Feb 26: Gold-medal 437 Osborne St Mondays: Jazz Hang trators. is an open mic opportunity for you to February 24. Music and art by local WINNIPEG INTERNA- Olympic hockey game, 7am. $4.99. Nights with Steve & Anna Lisa Kirby give your words voice. Every two weeks Mennonite artists. TIONAL ART GALLERY Mar 18: Cold Fusion Fest: Creative and various other artists, 8-11pm. THE ZOO / OSBORNE a special guest will kick off the evening (WYG) (formerly Cream Gallery) 264 Workshops, Performances, Networking Wednesdays: ‘Why Not Wednesdays?’ VILLAGE INN after which the mic is open for your THE LION & McDermot Ave 488-8699 On now: The Party. Call 783-4640 or visit www.cold- Live local and touring music. Feb 24: 160 Osborne St Mondays: DJ Rockit. words of any genre in fi ve minutes or THE ROSE GALLERY new “Eight-Inch Gallery”, a sub-exhi- fusionfest.com for more details. Mood Ruff. Feb 25: ICQRI & RPG. Mar Thursdays: New band showcase. Fri- less. Runs every second Tuesday at the 2nd Floor 70 Albert St 452-5350 Mon- bition of small works. 1: Matt Epp. Mar 8: Electric Orange days and Saturdays: Stripfest. Feb new Millenium Library after that. Sign Fri 11-5, Thursday evenings 6-8pm. FINN’S PUB featuring Tim Butler. Mar 15: Jeremy 23: Tectral Echoes, Monty Yanks, Jus- up is at 7pm. Free. March 16 – 30: Oil paintings of down- WOODLANDS GALLERY 210-25 Forks Market Rd Johnson Ter- Proctor. tin Waterman. Feb 24: FREQ presents town Winnipeg by Michael Bromley. 535 Academy Road 947-0700 Until minal Tuesdays: Ego Spank – Jazz w/ Retrograde w/ Tele, The Morning After, AD LIB March 11: Featured artist Julie Cos- Murray Pulver, Marc Arnould, Gilles PARK THEATRE Ronin 47. Feb 25: Potatoes w/ Kovered an evening of improv-style word MANITOBA CRAFTS grove’s abstract paintings. Fournier, Daniel Roy, 10:30pm-2am. 698 Osborne St Tuesdays: Jack ‘Em & In Live. Mar 3: Radio Outlaws, River games. Every night is guaranteed to COUNCIL EXHIBITION Wednesdays: Open Mic w/ Guy Abra- Attack ‘Um Improv, 8pm. Feb 24: DOA, City Hum and Mad Young Darlings. Mar be different and full of laughs. From GALLERY ham. 7pm. Mar 1: Canadian Landmines 9: Slow Mojo w/ Pressure and Still My round stories to fridge magnet poetry, 214 McDermot Ave 487-6114 Tues-Fri BARS, CAFES & VENUES Association Documentary Night. Mar Queen. Mar 10 & 11: Misery Metallica from opening lines to creating new 11-5, Sat 11-4. March 3 at 7:30pm, FOLK EXCHANGE 4: Live Jazz, 7pm, $10/$12. Mar 5: Tribute. endings, there’s no limit to the places The Heart of Craft silent auction and 211 Bannatyne Ave First Monday of S.O.N.S., 3pm these games – or your writing – can go. fundraising event. Event tickets $20 at ACADEMY the month: Festival Folk Club. $4.99. Runs every second Tuesday, alternating the gallery or call 487-6114. BAR & EATERY Anything and everything for the love COMMUNITY EVENTS with Out Loud. 7:30pm. Free. 414 Academy Rd Sundays: Funday of performing folk music. Open mics, MARTHA Night. Mondays: Student Night. First guest performers, folk jams and more. WRITER’S REVERSE STREET STUDIO Tuesday of the month: Speaking Crow Second Monday of the month: Folk MOUNTAIN EQUIPMENT open mic event at the Label Gallery 11 Martha St 772-6253 Mon-Fri 10-5. poetry night. Feb 23: Radiation. Feb Workshop Series. $25. Third Monday of CO-OP SKI WAXING on February 27, 12:30p-2:30pm. Here Showcasing the fi ne art of printmak- 24: Jodi King. Feb 25: Radiation with the month: Traditional Singers Circle. CLINICS you will encounter an enticing mix of ing. Disillusion. Feb 27: Landmines Aware- $2. Fourth Monday of the month: Hand Join us for free in-store waxing demos genres, and the reading by poetess and ness Fundraiser. Feb 28: Tim Butler jam Drumming Circle. $5. Feb 24: David every Saturday morning in the Ski professor Catherine Hunter as a guest MEDEA GALLERY night. Mar 1: Jazz night w/ Glenn Buhr Essig Festival House Concert, $15. Dept. Find out how to prep, wax and reader will surely give us transcen- 132 Osborne St 453-1115 Mon-Sat and Jason Bernstein. Mar 2: Flat Lines maintain your x-country skis from our dence; all forms of writing are welcome PYRAMID CABARET 10:30-5, Sun 1-4. February 26 – March and Racing Hearts. Mar 3: Red Faculty GIO’S knowledgeable staff. Call the Member and yet do not feel you have to read- 176 Fort St Thursdays: The Mod 11: “New Marine Renderings”, water- with Kram Ram. Mar 4: Marcel Desilets 155 Smith St Mondays: Student Night. Services Desk at 943-4202 for more you can witness - for the meek observ- Club w/ DJ Sean Allum and the colours by Leo McVarish. and friends. Mar 6: Scott Hinkson. Mar Wednesdays: Karaoke. Thursdays: DJ info. Saturday mornings, 9am at MEC, ers will inherit the word. All welcome. Invisible Man, doors at 8pm. 7: Speaking Crow Poetry. Perry. Fridays: DJ Chris. 1st and 3rd 303 Portage Ave. Sundays: Ra NRG VIII. Feb 24: MENTORING ARTISTS Saturdays of each month: Womyn’s Red Shag Carpet, Jay Crocker. FOR WOMEN’S ART BARCA CLUB Night. 2nd Saturday of each month: ATTENTION GALLERIES & EXHIBITIONS Feb 25: Fly Wheel, Lucid, Coda. 611 Main St 949-9490 Supporting 423 McMillan Mondays: Live hip hop/ live lounge music. 2nd Sunday each WINTER CYCLISTS: Feb 27: Eat to the Beat. women artists at their new home on R$B/soul & open mic with Breeze and month: Prime Pages book club, 5pm. The Bike Dump will be open all winter, Mar 4: The Most Main Street. the Nu Funk Federation. Wednesdays: providing free help fi xing your bike and ACE ART INC. Serene Republic. 290 McDermot St 944-9763 Tues-Sat Back to the Lab DJ Night. HEMP ROCK CAFÉ free recycled parts. Stop by any Sunday 12-5. Until February 25: Brian Flynn OSBORNE VILLAGE 302 Notre Dame Ave Local and touring between 12-6pm at 594 Main St. -- ac- uses carpet underlay and his fi ngers to CULTURAL CENTRE BAR ITALIA acoustic and punk shows cess through the back lane off King or produce these huge portraits by remov- 445 River @ Osborne St 284-9477 737 Corydon Wednesdays: Joints & Jam Logan. Visit: http://bike-dump.ca for ing the black bits in ‘Belfast Portraits’. Community art gallery in the Village. w/ Hot Sauce Duo. Thursdays: D-LO. REGAL BEAGLE more info. Until March 19th in the Flux Gallery Fridays: DJ TwentyTwenty. Saturdays: 331 Smith St Tuesdays: Hatfi eld McCoy. project room at aceartinc: “Saltwatch OUTWORKS GALLERY My Generation featuring djharrychan. Wednesdays: Open Mic Nights. Last SKYWALK CONCERT Experiments” – Elvira Finnigan. Visit 3rd Floor 290 McDermot Ave 949-0274 Sundays: Sindays featuring Spitz and Saturday of the month: Brace and @ SERIES & LECTURES also www.saltwatch.ca. Artist-run studio and exhibition space ICQRI of Mood Ruff. Large Keepin’ It Dope. New and classic Co-presented with the University of in the Exchange. Hip Hop. No cover. Winnipeg, the Skywalk Concerts and THE ALBERT HUB BELLA VISTA Lectures series is held every Wednes- www.thealberthub.com Artist-run PLATFORM 53 Maryland St Wednesdays: Scott ROYAL ALBERT ARMS day for lectures and Thursday for music multimedia gallery. (CENTRE FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC AND Nolan. HOOLIGAN’S 48 Albert St Mondays: Karaoke. Sat- from 12:10 until 12:50pm at the Carol DIGITAL ARTS) 121-100 Arthur St 942- NEIGHBOURHOOD urday Afternoons: Blues Jam, 4-7. Feb Shields Auditorium, 2nd fl oor, Millen- THE ANNEX GALLERY 8183 Tues-Sat 12-5. BILLABONG AUSTRA- PUB 23: You Say Party! We Say Die! Feb 25: nium Library. Bring your bag lunch 594 Main St 284-0673 Tues-Sat 12-5. LIAN BAR & BISTRO 61 Sherbrook St Mondays, Putrescence, Maniac Sumo Cunt and and be informed, entertained and Contemporary art. PLUG-IN ICA D-121 Osborne St. First Monday of the Tuesdays, Fridays: Karaoke. guests. Feb 28: Action, Dead City Dis- enlightened! Free admission. Seating 286 McDermot Ave 942-1043 Until My month: Open Mic. Wednesdays: The ease. Mar 1: We Are Wolves, 9pm. Mar is limited. Upcoming events: Feb 23: ART CITY 13: Jeremy Borsos ‘Then Again’ – Over Perpetrators. Thursdays: 2: Bob Mould Pre/After Party, 6pm. Mar Concert: “Double Duty” by Oleg Pokha- 616 Broadway Ave 775-9856 Mon 5-8, fi ve years in the making and adapted to CENTRE CULTUREL Andrew Neville and the Poor 8: The Illuminati, 10pm. novski. Mar 1: Lecture: Melanie Martin, Tues-Fri 4-8, Sat 12-4. Featuring high the city where it is presented, this proj- FRANCO-MANITOBAIN Choices. Sundays: Blues Jam UW Physics – ‘Uncovering the Myster- quality artistic programming for kids ect matches envelopes and postcards 340 Provencher Blvd Mardi Jazz, Every with Scotty Hills and Curtis New- SHANNON’S IRISH PUB ies of Disease Deep Inside the Living and adults. delivered to addresses in Winnipeg up Tuesday in Salle Pauline-Boutal or An- ton. Mar 11: Banshee’s Wail. 175 Carlton St Sundays: Brain.’ Mar 2: Concert: Nathan. Mar 8: to a century ago with their present-day toine Gaborieau (2nd Floor) at 8:30pm. fascade@137dps. Mondays: Patrick Lecture: Louise Saldanha, UW English GALLERY 1C03 locations – some which have changed Free admission. Every second Thursday: Keenan. Wednesdays: Sons of York. – ‘Children’s Literature: How Our Kids Centennial Hall, University of Winnipeg dramatically over the years. Until May Keith Price Trio and Invitees jam ses- Thursdays: Power Thursdays – various Learn About Canada’s Cultures’. Mar 9: 515 Portage Ave 786-9253 Mon-Fri 13: Paul Robles ‘The World is Your Oys- sion, 8:30pm. French Karaoke Evening, NN AT THE FORKS – THE bands. Feb 23: Lives of Many w/ Derek Concert: Ron Paley Jazz Trio. 12-4, Sat 1-4. Non-profi t public gal- ter’, the inaugural edition of Plug In Mar 4, 7pm, free admission. Lions du CURRENT LOUNGE Zacharias. Feb 24 & 25: Dust Rhinos. lery providing everyone opportunities to ICA’s Quick Response Series. Jazz Series, in Salle Antoine Gaborieau: 1 Forks Market Road Thursdays-Sat- Feb 26: Status Red, Playing Cards, Los- MUSIC ‘N learn about visual art. March 2 – April Mar 10: The U of M Jazz Faculty Septet, urdays – Jazz. Feb 23-25: Joel Kwiat- ing Focus. Feb 27: Pat Keenan. Feb 28: MAVENS SERIES 1: ‘The Power of Place: St. Michael’s URBAN SHAMAN w/ Siggi Flosason. $10. kowski. Broken Halo. All shows begin at 2pm at Rady Jewish Printshop and 30 Years of Printmaking 203-290 McDermot Ave 942-2674 Community Centre, 123 Doncaster St. in Newfoundland’. Until March 3: ‘Sacred Feminine’, a KING’S HEAD PUB TIMES CHANGE(D) HIGH Tickets $5/$7 available at 477-7510 photographic testament to the ances- 100 King St 1st three Wednesdays of AND LONESOME CLUB or www.radyjcc.com. Feb 23: Hot Jazz! GALLERY LACOSSE tral lands of the Dakota people by Lita the month: Filliment Funk, 8-11pm. Main St @ St. Mary Ave Sundays Feb 28: “The Impacts of Gaza on Israeli 169 Lilac St 284-0726 Tues-Fri 10-6, Fontaine. Last Wednesday of the month: Papo 9:30pm: Jam with Big Dave McLean. Security” by doctoral candidate Brent Sat 10-5. Small neighbourhood gal- Mambo Latin Jazz Night. Sundays: All Feb 25: Johnny Cash birthday bash. Sasley. Mar 2: Fifteen-year-old jazz lery. March 10 – 25: ‘Through a Glass VIDEO POOL The King’s Men. Feb 24: The Kicker. Feb Mar 2: The New Kings. Mar 3: Romi musical prodigy Sophie Berkal-Sarbit. Darkly’, Linda Vermuelen. MEDIA ARTS CENTRE 25: The Afterbeat. Mar 3: Dr. Rage & Mayes and Dan Walsh. Mar 4: Ham. Mar 6: At Gwen Secter Creative Living 300-100 Arthur St 949-9134 Contem- The Uppercuts. Mar 4: Subcity Dwell- Centre, 1588 Main Street – Concert GALLERY ONE ONE ONE porary media art. ers. TOAD IN THE HOLE / featuring the Classical Mandolin En- Main Floor Fitzgerald Building, School COLLECTIVE CABARET THE CAVERN semble. Mar 7: “Israel Has Its Special of Art U of Manitoba 474-9322 Until WAH-SA GALLERY 108 Osborne St Thursdays: 108 Osborne St Sundays: Vinyl Drip w/ Needs Too”, Yude Henteleff. Mar 9: March 10: “26”, or “Two Sicks”, or 302 Fort St 942-5121 Contemporary ‘80s and ‘90s Night. Fridays: Uncle Albert. Mondays: Improv Supper Concert – Connie Gitlin, MCO Clarinet. “Too-six” – the Winnipeg collections Aboriginal art. Until March 4: Mixed- Goth/Industrial. Saturdays: Club hosted by Steve McIntyre. Feb 23: participate in their fi rst museum show. media artists Carl Fontaine and Terry WinnipegJungle.com presents Godspeed. Feb 24 & 25: The Telepathic ALTERNATIVES Successful artists with street cred and Young. March 16 – April 1: Collector’s DJs Dexx, Whupass, Krisco, Butterfl ies. Feb 28: Trivia w/ Spencer TO VIOLENCE art world sanction. Showcase. Gumby Buzblaze and guests. the Sound Guy. THE WORK OF CHRISTIAN PEACEMAKER Feb 24: Dreadnaut, Port Amoral. TEAMS As the fate of four Christian GRAFFITI GALLERY WAYNE ARTHUR Feb 25: Mung CD Release w/ The WEST END Peacemaker Teams (CPT) hostages 109 Higgins Ave 667-9960 A not-for- GALLERY Daggers, Igor & The Skindiggers. MONDRAGON CULTURAL CENTRE hangs in the balance in Iraq, you are profi t community youth art center, us- 186 Provencher Blvd 477-5249 Mani- Mar 3: Radio for Help, BOOKSTORE Ellice Ave @ Sherbrook Feb 23: Connie invited to attend an evening with Gene ing art as a tool for community, social, toba-based art gallery. Until March The Reception. Mar 4: Suiciety. & COFFEEHOUSE Kaldor. . Feb 24: Manitoba Independent Stoltzfus, Karen Ridd, and others as economic and individual growth. Until 1: ‘Open Minds’ by David Cooper, Bill 91 Albert St Feb 24: Putres- Songwriters Circle. Feb 25: Global they answer your questions about March 20: ‘The Archives’ – photos of Lucenkiw, Omar DeWandel. Opening cence, Kursk, Under Pressure, Grooves – Alpha Yaya Diallo with the work and vision of CPT and other train graffi ti by railway worker Ed Hay. March 5: Elizabeth Yonza. Kursk, Space Amazon and guests. Feb 26: MennoFolk 2006 with nonviolent organizations. “Alternatives February 25: 3rd Annuel 20 Guitar Cir- the Warrior Queens, $6, all Chris Neufeld, Grandy. Feb 27: control- to Violence” will explore non-violent cular Wall Of Angelic Sound hosted by WINNIPEG ART DYLAN O’CONNOR ages, 9pm. Feb 25: Panel ler.controller. Feb 28: Moneen w/ Choke responses to aggression as practiced the Absent Sound. GALLERY IRISH PUB Discussion including past and and Our Mercury, 8pm, $12. Mar 1: by CPT around the world. February 23, 300 Memorial Blvd 786-6641 Until Mar 2609 Portage Ave Mondays: Open mic present Mondragon collective Joel Fafard & Eileen Laverty. $12/$15. 7:30-9pm, Eckhardt-Gramatté Hall, KEN SEGAL GALLERY 5: Selected Works 1980-2004 of Nancy night w/ The St. John’s Jammers. Tues- members speaking in regards Mar 3 & 4: Skydiggers/Cash Brother University of Winnipeg. Everybody Wel- 4-433 River Ave 477-4527 Tues-Fri 10- Edell, including rug-hooking, paintings days: Pat Alexander. Wednesdays: Guity to the Dragon’s roots and its Acoustic show. See Concerts for more come. Free Admission. 6, Sat 10-5. Showcase of original con- and prints. Until Mar 19: ‘Aliyah Suite’ Pleasures. Feb 23: Mad Young Darlings, dreams for the future, 6pm details. Mar 10: Dust Poets CD Release, temporary art. Until March 11: “Order by Salvador Dali. Commissioned to Love City Overdose. Feb 24: 47 Ronin. and later Save the ‘Drag $12/$15. March 11: Dinner & a Movie HEALING FROM of Things” by Danny Hussey. commemorate the 20th anniversary of Feb 25: Steeple Chaser. Feb 26: Barry Karaoke Bash. Mar 1: Wobbly “Singing Cowboys”. Tickets $30 at INJUSTICE the independence of the State of Israel, G. Player. Feb 28: Pat Alexander. Mar 2: Wednesdays will kick off with Ticketmaster and WECC. In honour of Aboriginal Justice Day, the LA GALERIE these works combine biblical texts with Banshee’s Wail. folks from the Industrial Work- Manitoba Aboriginal Justice Equality at the CENTRE CULTUREL FRANCO- references to the Second World War, ers of the World. March 3: WINDSOR HOTEL Coalition (MAJEC) is hosting a com- MANITOBAIN 340 Provencher Blvd creating images at once both tragic ELEPHANT Bob Wiseman w/ Leah 187 Garry St Mondays: Jams with Tim munity healing circle. Anyone affected 233-8972 Mon-Fri 8am-10pm, Sat- and hopeful. Until April 2: ‘Early Mas- & CASTLE PUB Abramson. $10, 9pm. Butler. Tuesdays: Latin Jazz Night fea- by police violence is invited to attend. Sun 12pm-10pm. Until Feb 26: ‘Nature ters’ a collection of Inuit Sculptures. 350 St Mary Ave Fridays: Jazz guitar turing Jeff Presslaff, Rodrigo Muñoz, 1-4pm, LISTINGS COORDINATOR: NICK WEIGELDT Want to submit your listing to Uniter Listings? Email your listings to [email protected] contact: [email protected] The Uniter February 23, 2006 E-MAIL: [email protected] DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS is Wednesday, eight days before the issue you’d like your PHONE: 786-9497 listing to fi rst appear in. The Uniter publishes on Thursdays, 25 times a year. FAX: 783-7080 LISTINGS @ uniter.ca 21

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BY DANIEL FALLOON arena to replace the aging Damian Cristodero of the It’s not impossible, Mellon Arena, the franchise St. Petersburg Times said: but I think it eemu Selanne wants will stay put. That fact, “Given that climate, the way would have to be one. Hockey’s higher- however, did not quell Ford’s the team has integrated itself a private venture.” T ups want one, and optimism. into the Tampa Bay area’s Another Darren Ford wants you to Other squads that consciousness and that the means of want one, too. Ford runs could be on the move Lightning’s owners control support for JetsOwner.com, a site devoted include “the Sun Belt teams, the lease for what is one of the a team is via a to returning an NHL franchise the Washington Capitals… United States’ busiest arenas, lottery program to the River City. Nashville, Carolina. Just it is highly unlikely the team similar to the one that the to Portland, chances are “There are more hockey teams that are in trouble,” is moving anywhere.” The Penguins are pursuing, which that billionaire Paul Allen fans per capita in Winnipeg Ford said. Penguins’ attendance has could include selling scratch- would be behind it. than there is almost anywhere Also in trouble could be increased 35 per cent since the and-win cards. “That’s an Scott Brown of the else,” said Ford. the New York Islanders, who arrival of Sidney Crosby. The interesting revenue stream. Manitoba Moose said the The immediate candi- rank last in average atten- red-hot Carolina Hurricanes Nowadays, anything you can advantage that the Moose date for re-location is the dance at 12,667 customers have seen their attendance think of that wasn’t thought have over the NHL is that “the Pittsburgh Penguins, who a game, which could be spike by 25 per cent. However, about ten or fifteen years ago Moose are less expensive. It’s were put up for sale in attributed to the fact that the arrival of a young phenom can be used. If there’s scratch more affordable for a family January. However, if the the team plays in the dilapi- has not meant more fans in the ticket or VLT money there, that to come to a game than it is to Pens are able to acquire a dated Nassau Coliseum. With seats in Washington, whose certainly helps,” said Ford. go to an NHL game.” Pennsylvania gaming license Miroslav Satan, Alexei Zhitnik attendance has dropped 7 per “We don’t have Winnipeg Some critics consider to raise money for a new and Rick DiPietro, the talent cent since Calder Trophy front- Enterprises around anymore, Winnipeg to be a minor-league isn’t lacking. Even runner Alexander Ovechkin so we can get the parking, city without an NHL team. In the legendary debuted. Most other teetering popcorn, hotdogs, and we response, Brown said: “That’s THE SCORE Original Six fran- franchises have seen little own the building, too.” a disappointing response. chise Chicago change in their attendance. In terms of ticket prices, They don’t give the hockey Blackhawks are However, according to “you’re probably looking at MEN’S VOLLEYBALL team a chance. Technically, (12-8, 3rd in Great Plains, no. 7 CIS Coaches’ Poll) unstable, ranking Ford, “a lot of them (the fans) about triple. You’re looking at the hockey on the ice is affili- 27th in attendance aren’t even paying full price an average ticket of about 65 Thurs, Feb 16 Trinity Wesman 3 Wesmen 1 ated with a ‘second tier’ level (16-25, 25-20, 28-26, 25-17) at 13,889 fans per for their tickets.” or 70 bucks. A range would be of hockey, but everything **(Wesmen lose best-of-three series 2-0) game. Chicago An NHL team here would about 30 to 100 (per game),” else around the hockey is not S u n -T i m e s b e a t likely be another city’s loss, as said Ford. minor-league,” said Brown. reporter Len Ford does not see Winnipeg Winnipeg’s competition WOMEN’S VOLLEYBALL “It’s what would go on in an Ziehm does not see acquiring an expansion includes Houston, Kansas (12-8, 2nd in Great Plains, no. 7 (tie) CIS Coaches’ Poll) NHL building.” the ‘Hawks on the franchise. City and Portland, Ore. The Thurs, Feb 16 UBC 3 Wesmen 1 Brown said that the (23-25, 26-24, 25-17, 25-20) move, however. “I don’t think the league Houston group is looking to Moose are not worried that Friday, Feb 17 Wesmen 3 Wesman 1 “As an Original Six is looking at expanding. There replicate the success of the attendance may have been (25-20, 23-25, 25-18, 25-11) team they are a are probably too many teams Dallas Stars in the Lone Star inflated due to the fact that **(Wesmen lose best-of-three series 2-0) fixture in Chicago, as it is,” said Ford. State. The team would play the Moose have fielded good though they have In terms of ownership for in the Toyota Center, opened teams in years past. “We lost much of their the franchise, Mark Chipman, in 2003. Houston hosts the WOMEN’S BASKETBALL have a fairly solid fan base 14-6, 1st in Great Plains, no. 6 CIS Coaches’ Poll) fan base in recent who currently owns the Aeros, who currently rank 10th and season ticket base. But years for a variety Manitoba Moose, would in AHL attendance at 5,677 First Round Bye. your walk-up crowd is very of reasons -- the likely lead the purchasers. If customers per game. However, dependent on your success,” most obvious the Chipmans back off, Ford there are inconsistencies in MEN’S BASKETBALL said Brown. “We at the Moose (6-12, 3rd in Great Plains, unranked) being that they is still confident that a team the Aeros’ attendance this have a strong enough season haven’t fielded could return to Winnipeg. season, from a high of 11,672 Thursday, Feb 17 Brandon 83 Wesmen 77 ticket base to ensure financial Saturday, Feb 18 Wesman 83 Wesmen 79 very good teams,” “People underestimate on Jan. 28, 2006, to a low of Saturday, Feb 19 Wesman 81 Brandon 79 success year-to-year, but at said Ziehm via the amount of money that 3,382 on Nov. 3, 2005. Kansas the same time, you’re going (Wesmen win best-of-three series 2-1) email. is in this province…But I City is also aiming for a team to count on your walk-up Not all the think they (Chipman and to compliment the opening crowd.” news is bad coming partners) are one solid group of the new Sprint Center in Neither Ford nor Brown COMING UP out of the Sun Belt. and will step up to the plate,” fall 2007. However, the city could see an NHL team co- WOMEN’S VOLLEYBALL The Stanley Cup said Ford. When asked about has been without profes- Eliminated in Canada West Quarter-fi nal. existing in the Winnipeg champion Tampa the possibility of a commu- sional hockey since the IHL’s MEN’S VOLLEYBALL market with the Moose. Eliminated in Canada West Quarter-fi nal. Bay Lightning nity-owned team, Ford said: Blades folded with the league “It would be unrealistic WOMEN’S BASKETBALL are riding their “That was always something in 2001. Portland is home to to think that our market could Home vs. Manitoba – Feb 23 @ 7:30 success to the Glen Murray (former mayor the WHL’s Winter Hawks, who Home vs. Manitoba – Feb 24 @ 7:30 support two teams, even Home vs. Manitoba – Feb 25 @ 7:30 bank, ranking of Winnipeg) used to ask me split their time between the though we have more hockey (if necessary) second in the NHL about…I don’t know that a Memorial Coliseum and the fans per capita,” said Ford. MEN’S BASKETBALL with an average lot of people would go for it. I Rose Garden, and can draw Away vs. Regina – Feb 24 Away vs. Regina – Feb 25 attendance of don’t know that anyone would up to 11,000 fans a game when Away vs. Regina – Feb 26 (if necessary) 20,642, an increase go for spending any kind of playing at the Rose Garden. of 16 per cent. taxpayer money on pro sports. If a team were to be moved contact: [email protected] The Uniter February 23, 2006 SECTION 23 Love & Basketball THE RAPTORS ATTEND A CLINIC. FEE: 81 PTS.

Mr. 81? – Kobe Bryant’s Jan. 26, it was probably just in league history. ego is big. We all know it. But every Raptor fan in the T-dot P h y s i c a l l y , Seriously BY PATRICK FAUCHER is his back large enough to fit rejoicing at the long awaited anyway… In high t h o u g h , another digit on his jersey? news that Rob Babcock, the school hoops, the they really Number 8 scored 81 points team’s general manager Sisler Spartans managed to need to enforce a Every third week, against the Toronto Raptors responsible for shipping out avenge their Wesmen Classic time limit per dunk. Patrick Faucher brings you Sunday, Jan. 22, registering VC for nothing and drafting loss to the CJS Olympians in Line of the Month: Love & Basketball, a break- the second highest total in Rafael Araujo, was finally the semis at the WIT tour- Bryant said the Hall of Fame down of all that is NBA. NBA history behind Wilt’s canned. The first move made nament at Tec Voc, before had called and asked for the E-mail him (love or hate) at century in Hershey, Pa., 43 following his departure saw defeating Moorhead for the shoes he wore in Sunday [email protected] years ago. Kobe actually Jalen Rose being sent to the title. Just wait for the provin- night’s game. When asked if he outscored the Raptors’ entire Garden for disgruntled ex- cial finals…During the dunk would comply, Bryant seemed o, to recap the last three team in the second half, 55- Raptor Antonio Davis, whose competition at halftime of the stunned, replying: “The Hall weeks in the NBA: Kobe 41. He connected on 28 of his contract expires this year. The WIT tournament, one of the of Fame? You serious? They’re goes for 81 and the S 46 shots, including 7-for-13 team hopes to clear salary-cap competitors broke the hoop, so gone.” –John Nadel, AP Babcocks get eighty-sixed, from downtown and 18-20 space so they can re-sign their sending shattered glass all Sports. while the 44-year-old worm from the line, all while only now All-Star forward Chris over the floor…In unrelated Game of the Month: tries to wiggle back onto the committing three turnovers Bosh. Two steps in the right news, it was the NBA’s All-Star March 5, at 2:30 on ABC hardwood, and the Raptors and one foul. But his most direction…I’m just waiting for weekend. Andre Iguodala’s you’ve got the Mavs and the trade away a crippling contract amazing statistical feat of the the one step back…News has off-the-back of the backboard Suns: full throttle basketball. in hopes of retaining their All- night has to be his assist tally: it Dennis Rodman, after being dunk, man, they should have Catch the best the NBA has Star forward and only hope for two. I love it. evicted from Celebrity Big just called it there. Game over. to offer before you ignore the the future (plan B is to take 24-second drill: If you Brother, has his sights set on Highlight of the year. And this League for a month for March away his passport). heard a thundering cheer an NBA return. If successful, just in: Chris Andersen is still Madness. coming from the East on he’d become the oldest player trying to make that dunk. Hoop Hopes, Net Losses MEN’S BASKETBALL UPSETS BRANDON, VOLLEYBALL TEAMS LOSE IN B.C.

BY DANIEL FALLOON paced the Wesmen, scoring at the Duckworth Centre. victory in the second set, the score. However, the Trojans 17 and 16 points, respectively. Games are Thursday, Friday home team was too strong. roared back, taking the next In Saturday night action, Matt and Saturday (if necessary), The Thunderbirds stormed three sets 25-20, 28-26 and 25- asketball will be the Opalko’s 21 points helped starting at 7:30. back, winning the remaining 17. Ben Schellenberg finished sport of choice around the Wesmen stave off elimi- In volleyball action, the sets 25-17, and delivering the with a match-high 18 kills. the University of B nation for another day. The Wesmen women lost a pair of final blow 25-11. Marlee Bragg In Friday night action, the Winnipeg campus this week- Wesmen led by as much as 3-1 matches to UBC, elimi- and Dirks had 14 and 12 kills Wesmen again took an early end as the Wesmen men’s bas- 12 points in the first half, but nating them from the Canada respectively and Jackson lead, eking out a 25-23 victory ketball team knocked off the relinquished the lead late in West playoffs. On Thursday, ended up with 12 digs. in the first set. However, the number-two ranked University the game. Down the stretch, the Wesmen won the first The Wesmen men also Trojans showed their mettle, of Brandon Bobcats in the un- the Wesmen took control set 25-23, but dropped the returned from the West Coast breezing to 25-18, 25-10 friendly confi nes of Brandon. and forced a winner-take-all remaining sets 26-24, 25-17 disappointed after being and 25-16 wins to knock the The men’s and women’s volley- showdown on Sunday. Again and 25-20. Kaitlyn Jackson knocked off in two straight by Wesmen out of the Canada ball teams were not as fortunate facing elimination, Erfan and Nicola Dirks had 16 and Trinity Western. In game one, West playoffs. Richard Wiebe as the men lost their series 2-0 Nasajpour stepped up in a big 15 kills respectively, while the Wesmen fought valiantly paced the Wesmen with 13 to the Trinity Western Spartans way, pouring in an incredible Kristin Brisebois came up against the Trojans, taking kills and 7 digs. and the women were swept 2-0 41 points to push the team with 18 digs. With their backs the first set handily by a 25-16 by the University of British west to Regina, where they against the Columbia Thunderbirds. face the Great Plains Division wall, the The basketball team champion Regina Cougars W e s m e n advanced the hard way, starting Friday. The Wesmen could not rebounding after losing game led by as many as 15 points, b o u n c e one on Friday night 83-77 to again letting the Bobcats back b a c k . take the next two games by 83- in the game, but delivered D e s p i t e 79 and 86-79 scores. In game the final blow in the clutch. hanging on one, the story was rebounds While the men are battling in the first and shooting from downtown, the Cougars in the Queen set, losing as the Bobcats outrebounded City, the women’s team will 25-20, and the Winnipeggers 51-28 and hit be back in action after a first- pulling out 7-14 from beyond the arc. Dan round bye, battling the cross- a narrow Shynkaryk and Ryan Roper town rival Manitoba Bisons 2 5 - 2 3 February 23, 2006 The Uniter contact: [email protected]

FACT & FITNESS BY SARAH HAUCH

Are you frustrated by the astronomical amount ot “get in shape” slogans out there? Don’t know what to believe or where to start? Well, I’m here to let you know the truth about the myths and facts of  tness. As a third year student in the faculty of Physical Activity and Sports Studies, I have the inside info and want to show you just how simple ‘being in shape’ can be.

Today’s topic comes muscles in a larger-than- Additionally, if you stretch range that feels comfortable, Realistically, this too can from a great question life way; performing quick a muscle quickly past its not strained. Don’t arch happen to your muscles. So I received from one of my (ballistic), almost violent arm comfortable range, you your back or swing your the next time you want to male readers. He asks, “When circles and arm stretches. weaken the joint temporarily, torso so that you can swing warm up your shoulders, I go into the gym I routinely Although light stretching which is NOT a good thing the arm further. You’ll only take it easy. It may save you a see guys whipping light before a workout can ensure if you plan on lifting heavy wind up hurting yourself. lot of grief. weights around in circles a safer and more productive weights afterwards. Your Think of it like this. Imagine and exaggerated stretching workout, overstretching shoulder is now not as that your muscle was a piece motions to warm up the a muscle prior to lifting stable as it was prior to the of salt ta y and you need shoulder. It seems pretty weights can actually cause stretching and you won’t be to bend it. (Your buddy will commonplace but is there damage. If, when you are able to lift as much weight give you 5 bucks if you can really any bene t to it?” warming up, you take your safely (because you’ve do it.) To do so, you have to shoulder (or any other muscle decreased shoulder stability). gently warm the ta y and for that matter) past its But don’t take away from move it slowly backwards Anyone who uses the normal range of motion this article that warming and forwards, bending it weight room knows what this (meaning the amount of up the joint is a bad idea. slowly until it’s fully pliable. guy is talking about. The  rst movement the arm can do In fact, it’s a great one. But If you were to just bend the thing many people do before without you swinging it you NEED to remember that ta y aggressively from the lifting weights is to stretch around) you are at risk of when you actively stretch a get go, the ta y would have the shoulder and rotator cu micro-tears to the muscle. muscle you should do it in a snapped.

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