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VOLUME 107 ISSUE 89 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 2013 UFmobile developer shuts down popular iPhone app “It’s just getting to the point However, UF spokesman Steve Orlando Its user base was about 34,000 where I can’t really afford to keep said the university had nothing to do with the app. supporting it — especially since the LAUREN RICHARDSON The app featured a campus map students gust 2009. Since then, it has garnered a user app is free.” Alligator Contributing Writer base of about 34,000 people. could sync with their schedules, a UF direc- Bryan Dubno Following its release, UFmobile was used tory, RTS information, an event calendar, a creator of UFmobile The next time students try to use the UF- about two million times, said the 23-year-old UF news feed, a live camera feed from the mobile application, it will no longer be avail- fi fth-year computer science and engineering since the app is free.” Southwest Recreation Center and a chat able. student. With so many people using the app, UFmobile was never offi cially sponsored, function that allowed students to interact After about 3 1/2 years of operation, shutting it down may come as a surprise. endorsed or promoted by UF. Dubno said he with the UF community. the free UFmobile iPhone app shut down “Costs are piling up,” Dubno said. “It’s had some trouble with the trademark, be- “Keep an eye out,” Dubno said. “I’m Wednesday. just getting to the point where I can’t really cause the app’s title includes the university still trying to fi gure out some way that I can Bryan Dubno, the creator of UFmobile, afford to keep supporting it — especially name. keep it alive. Hopefully, it’ll return in some released the fi rst version of the app in Au- form.” Campus construction would cut down trees ALEXA VOLLAND Alligator Writer

Construction is underway on Heavener Hall, the new addition to the Warrington College of Business Administration. The addition will be north of Bryan Hall, near the corner of Southwest 13th Street and University Avenue, and the college expects to break ground in April for undergraduate classrooms. The construction and furniture move-in should be completed in Summer 2014, Howie Ferguson, the project manager, wrote in an email. But 21-year-old Elise Van Wie isn’t thrilled with the new Adam Harrington / Alligator addition. Van Wie, a UF forest resources and I See Your Lightsaber and Raise You a Wand conservation junior, is concerned about UF Speech and Debate Society’s intramural team had a Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker debate for charity. the number of trees that will have to be cut The debate was about who would win in a duel. To fi nd out who won, read the story at alligator.org. down for the new building. After she looked at an online map of the area, she said, she thinks about 100 trees

Sikes will have to be cut down. GPD headquarters to be demolished “Having two large buildings in that visible corner of campus will change the character of that � CONSTRUCTING A NEW “You want to talk about Gainesville Police originally area,” she said. “I don’t know for better or for worse, but I BUILDING WILL COST LESS people being excited about planned to renovate the former would like to see the trees stay.” THAN A RENOVATION WOULD. headquarters, he said. However, Van Wie said she plans to write a letter to UF President a building being knocked due to structural issues, planners down.” Bernie Machen to ask him to consider the environmental decided to demolish the building costs and impacts. KATHRYN VARN Ben Tobias and construct a new one because it Van Wie said she is alone in trying to gain awareness Alligator Writer GPD spokesman would save money. about the trees for now. GPD spokesman Offi cer Ben Tobi- “You want to talk about people The abandoned Gainesville Po- “This is the fi rst time that I’ve taken the initiative in as said. It will be built in the park- being excited about a building be- lice Department headquarters was something like this,” she said. “Learning through my classes ing lot of the old headquarters, 721 ing knocked down,” he said. “It’s demolished this morning as the and what my professors are talking about, seeing something NW Sixth St. real progress that we can see.” fi rst step of the building’s recon- like this makes me want to apply what I’m learning.” Since 2010, Gainesville Police The current campus, at the in- struction process. Ferguson said the exact quantity of trees that will have to has worked out of satellite offi ces tersection of Northwest Sixth Street The new facility will combine be cut down is still being determined. scattered throughout the city after and Northwest Eighth Avenue, all of the department’s offi ces on the department left the old build- consists of Gainesville Police’s ad- SEE TREE, PAGE 4 one campus and provide more ing because of spacing and age is- space for day-to-day operations, SEE GPD, PAGE 4 sues, Tobias said.

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THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 2013 � ALLIGATOR, 3 Police issue citations to drivers, pedestrians on Gainesville road 62nd Street area since Aug. 1, but he didn’t say for how long. Thirty accidents were reported there lately Tobias said. “There are no warnings given Earlier this month, Gainesville during these operations,” he CARLA VIANNA he said. According to Florida Law, Police received reports of two said. Alligator Contributing Writer If a car did not stop for drivers are required to yield to traffic accidents on the same day, Residents of the Woodlands the officer, he told additional pedestrians as they cross the both involving pedestrians, he and The District on 62nd The Gainesville Police uniformed officers in the area street. added. apartment complexes cross the Department and the City of about the traffic violation via Thirty traffic accidents have Tobias said that the detail will street daily to and from nearby Gainesville created a program radio. been reported in the Southwest happen at random twice a month, bus stops. to reduce traffic accidents on Ashley Lewis, a 22-year-old Southwest 62nd Street. UF psychology senior, said a car The Pedestrian High Visibility once clipped her foot and sped Enforcement Program aims to off while she crossed the street. reduce the number of incidents “I thought he saw me,” she between pedestrians and cars in said. “Then I realized he wasn’t the area, said GPD Spokesman stopping.” Officer Ben Tobias. Emily Buchanan, a 21-year-old Since the program’s creation UF journalism junior, said she last week, GPD officers have believes most drivers don’t stop issued more than 120 traffic because of the road’s set up. citations, mostly to drivers who Buchanan said she felt safer did not yield to pedestrians crossing the street with police crossing Southwest 62nd Street present. near Southwest 20th Avenue, “Normally, I hesitate,” she Tobias said. said. “But I didn’t even have The detail was funded by to, because cars were already the Florida Department of stopping.” Transportation. Tobias said the detail will It started Friday with an continue to change driving habits undercover officer monitoring a on the street and ensure drivers crosswalk near the Woodlands of follow traffic laws. Gainesville apartments, he said. Elise Giordano / Alligator Staff “Our goal this year is zero “We have identified a problem Pedestrians cross Southwest 62nd Street on Wednesday afternoon. Gainesville Police issued more than traffic fatalities, and running with drivers not paying attention 120 traffic citations near the crosswalk during the past two days, a majority of which went to drivers. details such as these will help us specifically with this crosswalk,” reach that goal,” Tobias said. 4 ALLIGATOR § THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 2013 The $10.9 million project will take a year Administrative staff in the cur- million from confiscated money, , from page 1 The university plans GPD rent building will move into the $2 million from a bond and $3.5 new facility, Tobias said. He said million from city reserves. ministration building, a storage he didn’t know which department GPD Chief Tony Jones said the to replenish the trees building, an evidence storage facil- divisions will occupy the current demolition is the official start of ity and the abandoned headquar- administrative building on North- the project. TREE, from page 1 ters, according to building plans west Eighth Street. The evidence “The entire GPD staff has been presented to the Gainesville City storage facility will remain where waiting for this demolition to Commission in April. He said three underground think that it’s a noble effort.” it is. start,” he said. “It’s an amazing utilities have to run outside In addition, Van Wie is The new, estimated The $10.9 million project is morale boost for the troops to see 49,000-square-foot facility will the building. Some trees will concerned with keeping the slated to take about a year, Tobias some measurable movement in the have to be removed anyway natural integrity and original include a two-story operations said. The budget is broken into project.” building, according to the plans. It because they are in poor aesthetic intact. four parts: $3.9 million from the Contact Kathryn Varn at kvarn@ health. “You are going to walk will also include a training space, initial city renovation pledge, $1.5 alligator.org. Tobias said. UF Spokeswoman Janine around campus and see trees, Sikes said the location has but for how long? When do been part of the university you stop building?” Van master plan as the future Wie said. “With our campus building site since 2005. focusing on sustainability, With about 4,000 students preserving trees could be a in the program, Sikes said cool step in that direction.” the college needs space to However, Ferguson said focus on the undergraduate the building’s exterior will experience. be very traditional, keeping As for the trees, Sikes said with the UF gothic style, the mitigation plans include while still being energy- replenishing the campus efficient and sustainable. with twice as many trees The new building will than will be cut down. strive for a Gold or Platinum Van Wie said replenishing LEED certification, which is trees is a step in the right a verification of green build- direction, but she wasn’t sure ings. if it outweighs the cost of “Stopping the construction removing the larger, historic isn’t something that would ones. happen,” Van Wie said. “But “They are trying to take I think it’s important to get a measures that will hopefully voice out there to show there make up for it in the long are people who care.” Adam Harrington / Alligator run,” she said. “I’d say I Contact Alexa Volland at Gainesville Police Department Headquarters, 721 NW Sixth St., is scheduled to be demolished at respect them for that, and I [email protected]. 8:30 a.m. The demolition is the first step in the reconstruction process, which will take about one year to complete, said GPD spokesman Officer Ben Tobias. THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 2013 � ALLIGATOR, 5 Gainesville’s new custard shop to host grand opening Friday made and comes from years of gredients delivered to Gainesville The shop is located at 505 NW 13th St. family recipes. from major food distribution “We’re not a chain,” she said. companies in Orlando and Tam- CHAD FURST St., is owned and managed by Inc. and Book Lover’s Cafe. The ”We pride ourselves on quality, pa. Alligator Contributing Writer sisters Jane Osmond and Janice owners retired in January 2012, and we feel like we have a really She added that running the Easton. according to Alligator archives. good product.” restaurant will be a new experi- Sweet-toothed Gainesville res- Before Osmond followed her SweetBerries offers sandwich- ence for her and Easton. idents have had frozen yogurt, passion for food, she was a re- “If they’ve never had es, salads and soups along with “The biggest challenge is get- ice cream and gelato to choose spiratory therapist for about 15 frozen custard, they’re going frozen custards. One of the res- ting over our learning curve,” from. But a new restaurant will years. to be wowed — they will taurant’s signature desserts is its Osmond said. give them a fourth option to set- She left her job to attend culi- have a hard time going back concretes, which are frozen cus- As for people who may be un- tle their cravings. nary school. to regular old ice cream.” tards blended with fruits, nuts sure about the new restaurant, SweetBerries Eatery & Frozen SweetBerries was established Jane Osmond and other toppings. Osmond said once they give it a Custard, a family-owned restau- 15 years ago by Osmond and Eas- SweetBerries co-owner Osmond said she looks for- try, they will be convinced. rant that specializes in frozen ton’s family. The Gainesville lo- ward to doing business with UF “If they’ve never had fro- custards and homemade foods, cation will be the third restaurant Although Osmond stressed students because her restaurant zen custard, they’re going to be will have its grand opening Fri- in the state. the family aspect of SweetBer- is close to campus. wowed — they will have a hard day. The restaurant replaces Books ries, she said the real story is the However, Osmond said she time going back to regular old ice The restaurant, 505 NW 13th restaurant’s food, which is home- faces the challenge of having in- cream,” she said. Gov. Scott’s tuition plan gets additional collegiate support ALEX HARRIS Jackson Sasser, SFC president, said he Alligator Contributing Writer was enthusiastic about the program. “We immediately endorsed it because Gov. Rick Scott announced Tuesday it’s a symbol of Santa Fe’s desire to pro- that 11 state colleges have accepted a vide access to students,” he said. four-year, $10,000 tuition plan, which Sasser said SFC’s tuition ranges from brings the total to 23 schools. about $11,000 to about $13,000 for the six With the announcement, every state bachelor’s degrees the college offers. school that offers a bachelor’s degree in As part of the $10,000 plan, Sasser said the Florida College System has commit- the college will cut the cost of attendance ted to Scott’s higher education affordabil- by offering more online classes, recruit- ity plan. ing more students with AP and dual-en- He formed the plan to create more rollment credits and block tuition. jobs and offer affordable higher educa- Sasser said that, with careful planning tion for state residents. and financial management, meeting the Santa Fe College was one of the first $10,000 goal is a possibility for SFC. Kat Antunes / Alligator schools to support the plan. The college “When you can get alignment be- announced its participation shortly after tween a governor’s office, an institute of Beads For Charity Scott announced the initiative in Novem- higher learning and benefit students, it’s Lisa Frimberger, 21-year-old Gator Glass Jewelry line owner, designs a piece for her ber. a good deal,” he said. collection. Read the story about the UF nursing sophomore online at alligator.org. THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATOR.ORG/OPINIONS

Editorial Veg Heads: Being a ‘hippie’ isn’t all bad ometimes, it’s admittedly easier to ignore a problem than to deal with it. Maybe there are a bunch of problems with your car, but youS don’t have the time or money to fi x them right now. Your front door’s been squeakin’ somethin’ fi erce, but you’ll get to it next week, for sure. Your clothes are defi nitely all neatly put away — in piles. Odds are you do the same thing at the doctor’s offi ce. You’ll start exercising for next year’s resolutions, right? Next time you’re at the grocery store, you’re totally going to pick up more veggies than fatty chips to munch on, if you remember. You didn’t mean to stay up an extra hour on Netfl ix. Instead, you wanted to crawl into bed a little early to get a full eight hours of sleep, then wake up and drink, like, ten cups of water. Stop not doing all of those things, and start doing them. They’re good for you! Even those annoying chores are good for you. We’re not perfect beings. Pretty much everything we choose to do to our bodies is destructive in one way or another. Instead of doing too many extreme things to our bodies, let’s choose to do good things to them. Like feeding it the right stuff as much as possible. “Telling me to eat well and maybe exercise more? What is this editorial, my mother?” you might say before you fl ip to the page that has the crossword puzzle. Column No, we’re not your mother. But we are about to advocate a vegetarian lifestyle. Hear us out, though. A recent British study said that vegetarians “have about a I’m side-eyeing you, Esquire magazine third less risk of hospitalization or death from cardiovascular disease than meat-eaters do,” according a U.S. News article. squire has made some iffy creative decisions lately, es- Comedy Central show “Worka- “Most of the difference in risk is probably caused by effects pecially when it decided to print what Vice Magazine holics” in Glamour? What’s next on cholesterol and blood pressure, and shows the important role labeled “The Worst Thing Ever Written” in the form of — “Mad Men” reviews in Nickel- aE profi le about Megan Fox by Esquire writer Stephen Marche, odeon magazine? “Breaking Bad” of diet in the prevention of heart disease,” said Francesca Crowe, the lead researcher of the cancer epidemiology unit at the Uni- one of the authors of the publication’s entertainment section, recaps in Teen Vogue? What’s with versity of Oxford, according to a Science Daily article. the Culture Blog. What really baffl ed me was the Culture this odd overlap? Blog’s recaps of episodes of HBO’s “Girls,” a show clearly Chloe Finch This isn’t the fi rst time Esquire “Vegetarians typically had lower body mass indices (BMI) [email protected] and fewer cases of diabetes as a result of their diets, although not written to appeal to the Esquire demographic. has inserted its unwanted mans- these were not found to signifi cantly affect the results,” the ar- As expected, the Esquire recaps are eye-rollingly predict- plaining on the topic of “Girls.” ticle said. able because, surprise surprise, the middle-aged men who In Marche’s profi le of Fox, he Obviously, you’re allowed to do whatever you want. You’re write the recaps don’t relate to the characters. And trust me, pulled what is arguably the most stupid statement in the an adult, and that’s how living works. However, if you’ve been they’re eager to describe their inability to relate and how an- whole history of the world to support his claim that “bomb- told to get a little more healthy recently, or you’ve been feeling noying they fi nd each character. shells” like Fox “used to roam the cultural landscape like buf- sluggish, consider doing something about it. David Curcurito, design director of Esquire (and owner falo, and like buffalo, they were edging toward extinction.” Too many times do we, as a society, put something off until of a trying-way-too-hard-Twitter bio that reads “Lover of “Women no longer need to be beautiful in order to ex- it’s too late. Drinking, Driving, F-----g and Fighting”) wrote the recap of press their talent,” Marche wrote. “Lena Dunham and Adele Look at America’s gun control discussion. A lot of the rheto- Sunday’s episode, “Bad Friends.” and Lady Gaga and Amy Adams are all perfectly plain, and ric is asking why we waited so long to do anything about it. “Everything men hate about the show ‘Girls’ I mostly they are all at the top of their fi eld.” The U.S. is the fattest country, according to www.nationmas- hate too,” Curcurito wrote (probably while swigging from Based on this guy’s absurdly bold and misguided claims ter.com. We also have the most crimes, and we’re ranked 18th in a bottle of Jack Daniels as he sped down the highway in a that all these women are “plain,” I had to fi nd him to see “math literacy.” Lamborghini with a topless Kate Upton in the passenger seat what he looks like. How are we supposed to live long and prosper if we don’t — not). “The complexities of young women trying to fi nd I know, I know — I should be a bigger person and fo- try to live long fi rst? their voice, who they are, and their intertwined friendships cus only on his shoddy writing, but I fi gured Marche had Do yourself a favor, and take a second to look at how you can — blah, blah, ugh, give me a tampon and a pineapple drink to be some kind of young, godlike Channing Tatum/Ryan take steps to improve your health. Then do ‘em. in a martini glass.” Gosling/Donald Glover hybrid — but no. The guy calling Cue a Liz Lemon over-the-top eye roll. Lady Gaga plain is a Canadian man in his late 30s with skin Is this really the best that Esquire has? Resorting to period so transparent I can see the misogyny pumping through his jokes in the critique of a young female comedian’s TV series, veins. Reader response in this age of lady comedy titans Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Everyone has the right to an opinion — don’t get me Today’s question: Do you know someone who has been Mindy Kaling? wrong — but what is it about old dudes that cause them to ticketed for jaywalking? I can only imagine how that thought process went: “What? have so many loud, mean opinions about young starlets? Girl make joke? Girl??? With boob??? I am man. Only I make And why do they get to decide what show 20-something- Wednesday’s question: Do you go to 58% YES joke. Tampons.” year-old women should enjoy, or how female artists should the library to study? I’m confused as to why Esquire chooses to review “Girls,” look? 42% NO a show designed to appeal to young women similar to the Esquire has the potential to be a great publication if it 64 TOTAL VOTES main characters. It’s topical and controversial, sure, but how stops toeing the line between classy and crude. But this un- Vote or post a message at www.alligator.org many times can a few men make the same complaints about wanted intrusion on Judd Apatow’s best series since “Freaks a show that’s not even written for them? and Geeks” is wholly unwanted. Sarah Kinonen Julia Glum Sami Main When was the last time you read a review of the “Die Chloe Finch is a journalism sophomore at UF. Her column EDITOR MANAGING EDITOR OPINIONS EDITOR Hard” franchise in Cosmopolitan, or a serious critique of the runs on Thursdays.

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Every few weeks, we schedule she graduated from high school in experiences that Puerto Rico by a cocaine dealer, ourselves a little breaky, and having 2010. Krewella picked up popular- listeners can relate missing flights, frat house fights, that to look forward to is very moti- MICHAEL SCOTT DAVIDSON ity in 2012 after it released the single, to, because music failed stage-dive attempts and trips vating.” Avenue Writer “Killing It” and its first EP, “Play can be your best to the ER, fire marshals crashing Hard,” which features hit tracks, friend when you shows, Steve Angello getting Rain Q: It’s said that every tattoo has From popping bottles of cham- “Feel Me” and “Come and Get It.” need a shoulder to Man black-out drunk [and] strange a story, and you all are no strangers pagne in hotel rooms to showering We caught up with the band lean on. However, we will never let sexual encounters.” to body art. Have you gotten any ri- gallons of Jameson Irish Whiskey on members on their nonstop cross- go of our roots and our hunger for diculous ink while on tour? its manager’s head and a nightclub country party, which has been rage. The production in the works Q: You’ve sacrificed a lot to get A: “The three of us were buzzed floor, electronic dance music trio dubbed “Krewlife,” to talk about is sounding heavier than we’ve ever Krewella this far. While touring, in L.A. one night and decided to Krewella has been making good on touring, raging and producing their created. We get bored easily, so ex- you’ve resorted to eating Cheetos spontaneously pop into a tattoo par- its guarantee to make fans wet, one new album. pect a little bit of everything to keep for dinner, traveling all night and lor to get tattoos and didn’t scope song at a time. you on your feet.” even getting sick a few times. How out the artists’ portfolios. Kris got The Chicago-based combo will Q: You released the single “Come do you keep going? ‘Rain Man’ on his inner lip, and now play a sold-out show in Gainesville and Get It” a couple of months ago. Q: What has been the craziest A: “It’s the music, baby. If we it just looks like he’s been chewing at The Florida Theater, 233 W Uni- What direction is Krewella headed experience you’ve had on tour since had the same schedule but were on ballpoint pens.” versity Ave., as part of its “Get Wet in with its new album? you put out “Play Hard”? selling cars or Mary Kay cosmetics, or Die Trying” minitour. A: “The writing that we are cur- A: “...There are three of us that I think the lifestyle would catch up Q: Final Question: What’s your Jahan Yousaf and Kris “Rain rently working on has more heart ... sometimes have strange experiences to us, and we’d be a mess. Playing opinion on frat tanks? Man” Trindl first experimented than our previous work. It is vulner- individually, but here are a few to shows truly does heal and numb A: “Love ‘em. F--k sleeves. Get with music production together in able, honest and emotionally open. ... put Krewlife in a nutshell: almost any feelings of sickness and lack of wet. Air the pits out.” 2007, adding Yousaf’s younger sis- New study shows drinking leads to disrupted sleep MIKE LLERENA Mylott takes the supplement after his work- AVENUE WRITER outs to replenish minerals lost in the recovery process. It also enhances his REM sleep. You will not catch John Mylott in a crowd Mylott said drinking alcohol lowers tes- of drunk Midtown bar patrons Saturday tosterone while raising cortisol and estro- night. gen levels. The latter two hormones are the You will not catch him drinking a can of primary triggers of fat storage in the body. Pabst Blue Ribbon beer before passing out on Alcohol will cause undigested food in your a couch. system to be absorbed as fat, instead of used According to a recent study, Mylott will as energy. sleep a lot better than those who do. A new review of studies, published in Al- “If someone is saying that they’re coholism: Clinical & Experimental Research, drinking to fall asleep, I just think says that while alcohol does allow people to they’re trying to find another excuse fall asleep faster, it disrupts rapid eye move- to consume alcohol because there are ment sleep. safer and more beneficial ways to get According to the study, the more you drink before bed, the greater the REM sleep yourself to fall asleep.” disruption. REM sleep happens about 90 min- John Mylott utes after falling asleep. It is also the stage of UF business administration senior sleep when people dream and it is thought to be restorative. Disruptions in REM sleep may Maureen Miller is the director of UF’s Ga- cause daytime drowsiness and poor concen- torWell Health Promotion Services. She said tration. the study reiterates the same talking points Mylott, a 20-year-old UF business admin- she tells students in GatorWell’s on-campus istration senior, works at the Department of health presentations. She also said most stu- Recreational Sports as a wellness appraiser dents are aware that drinking alcohol will not and personal trainer. give them a deep sleep. “If someone is saying that they’re drinking “Students have been hearing about this for to fall asleep, I just think they’re trying to find a while,” Miller said. “But it’s always good to another excuse to consume alcohol because remind them even if they are aware of it.” there are safer and more beneficial ways to Miller said that limiting yourself to one get yourself to fall asleep,” Mylott said. drink per hour, along with drinking water, When Mylott started college, he began to can help to regulate sleep quality. have trouble staying asleep. He then began to Students can find more information on al- take a supplement called ZMA. Mylott said cohol prevention, sleep and other health top- Elly Ayres / Alligator ZMA is a natural substance composed of zinc, ics on the GatorWell website: gatorwell.ufsa. Fashion for Freedom magnesium and vitamin B6. As a powerlifter, ufl.edu. Local fashion label Cotton and Silk called attention to Human Traffick- ing Awareness Month with a benefit show at Ingenue Avenue Thursday. Read the story at www.Alligator.org/the_avenue.

Fashionista spotlight: Find out Find us online: What’s Inside: what makes Michaella Hayes Follow the Avenue on Twitter: @AlligatorAvenue Neon Liger celebrates 5 years Saturday, pg. 8 stand out on campus at www. Like our page on Facebook: www.Facebook.com/AlligatorAvenue Mediocre Advice, pg. 9 Alligator.org/the_Avenue Have a story idea? Send it to [email protected] Trophy Hunting: SAG Awards recap, pg. 10 8, ALLIGATOR � THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 2013 After 5 years of partying, Neon Liger still rages on ◗ THE DANCE PARTY WILL RELANUCH hind the booth. Neon Liger will also relaunch themselves, and everyone has a really good a lot more full-featured. One of the biggest ITS WEBSITE IN CELEBRATION. its website, www.neonliger.com, with added time. The best dance music in Gainesville is additions is the merchandise store. And the features and online shopping options. right here, right now.” website itself is going to have a brand-new Neon Liger continues to set the bar for There are 16 18-inch subwoofers that hit so design. It’s going to be a much larger web- STEVEN KATONA Gainesville nightlife, and for Vijay Seixas, hard the air itself vibrates. The sound waves site to accommodate the growing Neon Liger Avenue Contributing Writer founder of Neon Liger and part-owner of tickle the inside of your brand,” Lizarraga said. Spannk, it’s all about the music. chest as they pass through Seixas said the name Neon Liger was The fog-kissed air vibrated as the bass “You won’t hear what we play here space. originally a joke between friends for the first from the subwoofers melted into atmosphere anywhere else. We stick to the more under- Rodrigo Lizarraga, the party five years ago. through green and pink flaring lights, as it ground music because we like to introduce graphic and web designer “Our friend had a cat that he called Liger. does every Saturday night at Spannk. new stuff,” Seixas said. “Five years ago, there for Neon Liger, is not sat- We were looking up party names when we People lined up outside the door shoul- was no other electronic music nights going isfied musically anywhere first started, and there was a party in Miami der-to-shoulder take part in an underground on, so we were doing it and had some under- in town besides Saturday called Neon Pony, so we just called it Neon dance movement and party Neon Liger- ground following, and now, it has become a nights at Spannk. He is the person responsi- Liger,” he said. style. lot more popular.” ble for creating the revamped website, which For the first hour, after the doors open at The weekend social event is becoming Neon Liger’s MC, Will Newton, a UF will unleash Saturday. 10 p.m., anyone 21 and up gets free beer, and more popular with each year, and this Sat- alumnus, said, “It’s the best dance party “The last Neon Liger website I designed if you RSVP on Facebook, there is no cover urday, it will kick off its five-year celebration that has ever existed. People come here to be was two years ago. The new website will be charge. After 11 p.m., there is a $5 cover. party with all five residential disk jockeys be-

art  In the gallery right meow: ‘Just Cats’ STEVEN KATONA people will have the op- Avenue Contributing Writer portunity to view different mediums of cat art and talk Students in the College of to the students who created Fine Arts at UF may not be them. able to create cat art in class, “A lot of our art will be but that didn’t stop them conceptual in some way, and from doing it outside the it’s such an open topic that classroom. relates to our culture. Our “Just Cats” is exactly what work is about the connection it sounds like. It is an art between cats and the Inter- show that nine art students net and how we relate to that created to display anything and how it and everything cat-related, reflects in an opportunity to do some- s o c i e t y , ” thing fun and connect with said Zac other people who share com- Thompson, Kristi Camara / Alligator mon interests. a 20-year- Idolize “This is the opposite of old UF art Kris Allen, “American Idol” season 8 winner, sings on the stage of High Dive Thursday. Jillette John- what we would ever do in junior, who son and UF student Rachel Rose joined him as opening acts. our classes,” said Dounia is one of the artists featured Bendris, a 20-year-old UF art in the show. junior. “It’s basically a gal- He and eight others are lery reception with different creating works of art such as ‘90s boy bands unite for ‘package tour’ cat art from different art ma- paintings, drawings, mixed jors.” media, photographs and CD released in 2011. Bendris said she hopes sculptures to put on display Tickets go on sale Saturday Justin Robinson, a 21-year-old the concept and theme of in the gallery, some of which UF recreation tourism and event the show will encourage stu- will be available for purchase BROCK SENG Package Tour,” will follow the re- management junior, said it’s be- dents to come and view art, the night of the reception. Avenue Writer lease of New Kids On The Block’s cause Boyz II Men is timeless. and because it is “Just Cats,” “We’re going to have a new album,“10,” set to release “They aren’t catchy little theme it will create a more inviting contact list, so if you see Most thought the boy band April 2. songs,” he said. “They have sub- atmosphere. anything that you want, you craze would die out with dial-up DesRosiers said ’90s bands, at stance to them — almost like a If that isn’t enough, may- can contact the artist directly Internet, Furbys and “Rugrats” in their age, shouldn’t be on tour. contemporary Temptations.” be people will be attracted and figure out a price,” said the ’90s. “The appeal He said he thinks Boyz II Men with the free food, she said. Devin Kelly, a 20-year-old But as long as there are girls of boy bands going back on tour is a good idea The show is being held UF graphic design junior, to scream over dancing boys, the rests on the but wouldn’t go see them live un- in association with the Re- who is also the director of genre will always live on, said band members less he was with a girl. itz Union Board Entertain- the gallery. Michael DesRosiers, a 22-year- being boys, Evvy Struzynski, a 21-year-old ment and can be viewed on Both the original pieces as the second floor of the Reitz old UF biochemistry senior. capable of stir- UF public relations senior, said well as prints will be avail- Union in the gallery. With the 2012 boy band resur- ring up the as a ’90s child, she was excited to able for purchase. The artwork will be on dis- gence, groups like One Direction hormones of hear about the tour. Thompson said he hopes Wahlberg play from Thursday through and The Wanted helped the craze pre-teen girls,” “I wish it were this show will make people Feb. 18. The official opening experience a revival. he said. “When older men try to and *NSYNC instead,” she said. aware of what the gallery has of the show is during the gal- Now, in 2013, iconic boy band do the same thing, that’s a little “But I’ll take our generation’s to offer and will get people lery reception from 7 p.m. to New Kids On The Block has an- strange.” boy bands over The Wanted any interested in viewing art and 9 p.m. Feb. 7. nounced its tour with two oth- Out of the three bands touring, day.” attending other art galleries At the reception, there er male-singing-and-dancing Boyz II Men has still managed to Tickets for “The Package on campus. will be food and drinks, and groups: Boyz II Men and 98 De- stay around, with steady releases Tour” go on sale Saturday on grees. over the years, including a new Ticketmaster. The summer tour, called “The THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 2013 � ALLIGATOR, 9

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Dear Mediocre Advice, What is the morn- ing-after protocol for sleeping over at a one-night-stand’s place if I didn’t drive?

Dear Friend, It is completely with- in your rights to ask for a ride home. Hope- fully you gave an equal or greater amount of pleasuring to your one- night-stand buddy. If this person is a jerk and lives too far away, ask a friend to pick you up. Avoid the bus on your walk-of-shame endeavor. I guarantee it will be one of the low- points of your life, but if you must, maybe you’ll get lucky and some- one will give you the slow clap.

Dear Mediocre Advice, Why are freshmen so dumb? Were we that dumb? I hope not.

Dear Friend, All of us were defi- nitely that dumb once. It’s a good thing if you can admit it. Freshmen have yet to metaphori- cally s--t their pants about entering the real world. Freshman and sophomore years are spent carelessly. Ju- nior year is a little bit of a sweat with deciding what to do, but no wor- ries because there is still time to f--k around. Senior year is a whole world of denial, espe- cially if you think a fifth year is in the horizon. Basically, the amount of time in college is like running from the giant boulder in “Indi- ana Jones,” but in this version you actually die. You think you have time to run away, and for a short while you do, but in the end the boulder catches up to you. Then you end up moving back in with your parents. 10, ALLIGATOR � THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 2013 award  Trophy Hunting: SAG Awards recap Short story series depicts ALYSSA HOLCOMB recalled first receiving her SAG card — from an epi- Avenue Writer sode of MTV’s “My Super Sweet Sixteen.” Gainesville scenes Some categories went to the front runners set by BAKR SALIQ “Elotchaway” can be ordered In a night devoted to performance alone, the the Golden Globes, including Avenue Writer Screen Actors Guild Awards wasted no time in Anne Hathaway in “Les Mis- online at www.elotchawaystories. honoring the year’s top contenders. erables” for Outstanding Per- com and in locally owned busi- What makes the SAG Awards so unique (and formance by a Female Actor in If disaster hit Gainesville, what nesses, such as The Midnight Café one of my favorite ceremonies) is that the actors a Supporting Role and Daniel would happen? and Bar, 223 S. vote for their fellow actors, making the year in cin- Day-Lewis in “Lincoln” nab- Written by Tom Sims and illus- Main St.; The Bull, ema come full circle between their peers. bing the Lead Actor win. TV trated by Cincinnati K., the short 18 SW First Ave.; One of the best parts of the night comes at the wins included Female Actor in story series “Elotchaway” explores and inside Karma beginning with the “I Am An Actor” monologues. a Drama Series Claire Danes life in a future Gainesville after a Cream, 1025 W. Every year, select actors are chosen to face the cam- for “Homeland” and the cast calamity has made the luxuries we University Ave. era and give a short speech, sometimes laughable Lawerence of “Modern Family” for En- have grown accustomed to useless. The lack of and sometimes moving, about what made them semble in a Comedy Series. “It’s not about a disaster, it’s locally owned become an actor. This year’s chosen performers The legendary Dick Van Dyke received a life- about what happens after,” said Jim bookstores in Gainesville has driven included Jane Krakowski from “30 Rock,” Darren time achievement award. Van Dyke’s undeniably Chapin, 25, the editor of the “Elotch- the series to find an alternative in lo- Criss from “Glee,” Helen Hunt from “The Sessions” grateful demeanor made for a sweet highlight. away” series. cal cafes. and the legendary Hal Holbrook. Capping the night off with the Outstanding Per- The story is on its fourth issue Chapin said the theme in “Elotch- Even better? There were some (gasp!) upsets formance by a Cast in a Motion Picture award was and is gaining local popularity due away” of lacking conventional in prominent categories. The BBC hit “Downton “Argo,” which has been notably snubbed this sea- to its familiar setting. means has lined up well with the Abbey” took the statue for Outstanding Perfor- son by the Academy for director/star Ben Affleck. Scenes in the book take place on way the story is being distributed. mance for an Ensemble in a Drama Series, besting Many of the speeches of the night were more a warped Bo Diddley Community “The story is about a failure of the likes of “Mad Men” and “Boardwalk Empire.” heartfelt and meaningful than the rest because it Plaza and a Gainesville Regional infrastructure and having to make “Silver Linings Playbook” star Jennifer Lawrence was actors thanking actors, the people they work Utilities-like plant held together your own alternatives,” Chapin bested Jessica Chastain in “Zero Dark Thirty” for with and the people who’ve inspired them. with wire and glue. said. Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Catch the next Trophy Hunting wrap-up when Leading Role; tripping her way up to the stage, she the Grammy Awards air on CBS Feb. 10. BUY IT. SELL IT. FIND IT. 373-FIND

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The Florida women’s tennis team won its 24th consecutive dual match in a 7-0 victory against UCF on Wednesday afternoon at Linder Stadium. But the Gators’ win got off to a rocky start. Junior Olivia Janowicz and freshman Danielle Collins took on the Knights’ Genevieve Lorbergs and Josephine Haraldson on Court 1 in doubles. Lorbergs and Haraldson quickly took a 5-2 lead. An array of drop shots and returns into the net proved costly for Janowicz and Col- lins. On one point, Collins lost her balance, fell and tried to snag the ball with her left hand. The errors proved too much for UF to overcome as Haraldson and Lorbergs sealed an 8-3 victory. H o w e v e r , Florida overcame Janowicz and Collins’ defeat, taking two of three matches to claim the doubles point. Thornqvist “It was a dif- ficult day to play with the wind,” coach Roland Thornqvist said in a release. “We struggled a little bit in doubles at the beginning, but once we figured out that it wasn’t going to be a per- fect day to play, then we settled down.” In singles play, the Gators put the Knights away. Sofie Oyen and Lorbergs played the most competitive match, ex- changing the lead back and forth. Oyen ultimately prevailed, taking the first set 7-5 and holding on to win the second 6-3. Collins and Janowicz both got revenge for their doubles defeat but in different fashions. Collins defeated Haraldson in straight sets 6-0, 6-0. Janowicz battled back from a 3-1 deficit to win the first set 6-3 before putting Caroline Eberhart away 6-2 in the second set. After jumping out to an early lead, Morgan controlled the pace of her match, dropping only one game in each set of her victory against Sofie Baptista. Caroline Hitimana trailed at the start of each set of her singles match against Clare Mendell. After falling behind 3-0 in the first set, she battled back by winning six straight games. Mendell stole the first game of the second set but fell to Hitimana 6-2. Alexandra Cercone controlled her match in a 6-2, 6-2 win against Jenna Doerfler. THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 2013 WWW.ALLIGATORSPORTS.ORG Gators dominate Gamecocks in lopsided 75-36 victory LANDON WATNICK and take away the next available Alligator Writer pass.” Mike Rosario and Boynton each Florida has smothered its South- fi nished with 15 points on a com- eastern Conference opponents this bined 11-of-22 shooting. Boynton season, but delivered its biggest tallied a season-best seven assists. trouncing against South Carolina. Freshman guard Michael Frazier The No. 4 Gators (17-2, 7-0 SEC) II added 12 points, burying 4 of his 6 held the Gamecocks to 31.1 percent three-point attempts. shooting and forced 17 turnovers en After shooting 2 of 6 from the route to a 75-36 victory on Wednes- fi eld during the fi rst 5 minutes, the day night in the O’Connell Center. Gators went on a 16-4 run to in- The 39-point win is UF’s largest crease their advantage to 21-4 with margin of victory in SEC play. South 10:12 remaining in the fi rst half. Carolina’s 36 points are the second- Florida’s most dynamic defen- fewest Florida has allowed this sea- sive play came from junior center son. Patric Young with 1:45 remaining “Every time they tried to run a in the fi rst half. As South Carolina’s play, we kind of beat them to the Eric Smith drove into the lane for a step,” senior guard Kenny Boynton layup attempt, Young swatted the said. “We beat them to a spot, and ball off the backboard. that kind of messed up their plays. Young’s rejection led to a fast- They didn’t know what to do.” break dunk by Rosario on the other The Gators held the Gamecocks end. The redshirt senior was called (12-8, 2-5 SEC) to 3-of-21 shooting for a technical foul after the play for in the fi rst half. Florida’s full-court hanging on the rim. press shook South Carolina early, “If I were to let go at that mo- committing nine turnovers in the ment, I would have slipped and hurt fi rst 10 minutes. Overall, UF scored myself,” Rosario said. “The ref told 22 points off of turnovers. me on the second swing, he had to “We did a good job of when the give me a technical foul. I was like, ball came inbounds waiting and be- ‘OK. Just know that I have [Dono- David Carr / Alligator Staff ing patient,” coach van] on my butt now.’” Senior guard Kenny Boynton (1) walks off the court during Florida’s 75-36 victory against South said. “When the ball probably got The Gators entered halftime with right above the top-of-the-key area, Carolina on Wednesday night in the O’Connell Center. The Gators are the last remaining unbeaten SEE HOOPS, PAGE 16 we were able to kind of trap, rotate team in play. JURNY DUTY UF struggles defending arc Florida needs lefty in rotation PHILLIP HEILMAN Ole Miss’ success continued a trend: n Fridays and Saturdays, Kevin In 2012, the Alligator Staff Writer UF’s three-point defense has been dis- O’Sullivan doesn’t have much to Gators returned mal this season. worry about. their top three With 1:28 remaining in the fi rst half Florida has allowed opponents to OThe Florida coach has two established starters from the on Thursday, Ole Miss guard Diara shoot 32.3 percent from behind the arc starting pitchers in juniors Jonathon Craw- previous season — Moore connected on a three-point fi eld this year, which is 12th in the confer- ford and Karsten Whitson. Whitson, Hudson goal to extend the Rebels’ lead against ence and 256th Josh Jurnovoy Following a promising freshman season, Randall and Brian twitter: @joshjurnovoy the Gators to 50-33. UF Women’s in the nation. Whitson tailed off in his sophomore cam- Johnson. Randall Moore’s three was the ninth by Ole In SEC play, paign. and Johnson were Miss in the opening half. The Rebels opponents are shot 11 of 16 from behind the arc in an shooting 38.1 After being hampered by a lingering already mainstays in the rotation prior 88-81 victory, their fi rst Southeastern percent from groin injury in the fall of 2011, he was be- to the 2011 season, and the highly touted Conference win of the season. three-point range, leaving Florida’s de- hind the curve from the get-go in 2012. Whitson won a weekend spot early on. But After the game, UF coach Amanda fense at 13th in the conference. But by all accounts, he is back to his old even if Whitson disappointed as a fresh- Butler expressed her displeasure with “It certainly has been a weakness form and ready to assume one of the top man, O’Sullivan had Alex Panteliodis, who Florida catching Ole Miss on perhaps its for us,” Butler said. “We’ve defi nitely spots in the Gators’ rotation. started 26 games between 2009 and 2010, best shooting night of the year. The Reb- struggled with awareness — not just Crawford, unlike Whitson, pitched the ready to step in. els had not shot better than 50 percent who the hot shooter is, but where is best ball of his career last year after throw- Florida does not have that same pitching from three-point range prior to shoot- she.” ing just 3.2 innings as a freshman. In 77.2 depth, as a reloaded roster prepares for the ing 68.8 percent against the Gators. Through seven conference games, innings, Crawford recorded 73 strikeouts 2013 season. “Clearly, we didn’t have everybody opponents have made 45 of 118 tries Sophomores Corey Stump and Johnny on their team pegged as a shooter,” But- against the Gators. Butler has pointed with a 3.13 ERA in 2012. He also threw ler said. “But it didn’t really matter who to Florida’s failure to guard the three- Florida’s fi rst no-hitter since 1991 in its Magliozzi and junior Keenan Kish are can- was behind the three-point line tonight. point line as the central factor in its poor NCAA Regional opener against Bethune- didates for the job. Everything they put up fell.” SEE WOMEN’S HOOPS, PAGE 16 Cookman. Magliozzi is the only pitcher, aside from The third spot in the rotation? For the SEE JOSH, PAGE 16 fi rst time in many years, it’s up for grabs.

Olivia Janowicz and the Rosario drafted Beal a Rising Star UF women’s tennis team UF guard Mike Rosario was selected third in the Puerto Rico basketball Former Gator and current Washington Wizards guard rebounded from a slow start league draft on Wednesday. After his career at UF, Rosario will have Brad Beal was selected to participate in the Rising to top UCF 7-0 on Wednesday. the option of playing in Puerto Rico prior to the NBA Draft on June 27. Stars Challenge during NBA All-Star Weekend. See story, page 14. 16, ALLIGATOR � THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 2013

innings in 2012. , from page 15 Florida opened second half on 13-3 run JOSH His repertoire includes a fastball, a curveball and a HOOPS, from page 15 rebounding battle 38-24. Florida two points. Whitson and Crawford, who changeup. grabbed 11 offensive boards to After a perfect January, the has made more than two ca- The sample size for a 33-10 lead and opened the second South Carolina’s six. Gators are riding a nine-game win- reer starts. Stump at the collegiate level half on a 13-3 run. Junior forward Casey Prather re- ning streak heading into a match- Stump is, by far, the least is admittedly small, but that Florida shot 52.8 percent from turned to the lineup for the first time up against No. 16 Ole Miss (17-3, experienced of the group doesn’t mean O’Sullivan the field and boasted a 12-of-21 clip s i n c e 6-1 SEC) on Saturday night in the with just four career innings shouldn’t give him a shot in from three-point range. UF made suffering O’Connell Center. pitched, but he should still UF Basketball non-conference play. In ad- only 7 of 16 free throws and did a high “The more you win like this, the be the one taking the mound dition to the other possible not attempt a shot from the charity left ankle more you show (what) you’re capa- on Sundays. third starters, Florida has stripe in the second half. sprain during the first half of UF’s ble of,” Donovan said. Stump should get the nod Daniel Gibson, Ryan Har- Against the Gamecocks, the 74-52 win against LSU on Jan. 12. “You have to understand that the because, unlike Magliozzi, ris and Bobby Poyner in the fourth-best offensive rebounding Prather checked into the game with No. 1 priority is getting better. … All Whitson, Kish and Craw- bullpen to relieve Stump if team in the conference entering 11:39 remaining. In 3 minutes, he of this other stuff doesn’t mean any- ford, he is a lefty. The Gators he were to look shaky. Wednesday, the Gators won the pulled down two boards and scored thing.” are going to face teams that But the first couple of se- have multiple good left- ries would provide the best handed hitters. Ideally, Flor- opportunity to test Stump as ida would like to neutralize a starter. UF shooting 29.3 percent from three a lefty-heavy team with a Florida opens against southpaw at least once per wOMEN’S HOOPS, from page 15 their offense. She knows how she is going to be played Duke, which finished last weekend. and still finds ways to create space.” season with a record of 21- Missouri’s three-point prowess starkly contrasts to While he didn’t get on the performance. The team is currently tied for eighth in 34. Their second weekend the Gators’ abysmal effort from behind the arc. Florida field much in 2012, Stump the SEC. series is against Florida Gulf has made just 29.3 percent of its 331 attempts. has the pedigree to warrant Florida will look to tighten up its three-point de- Coast, which also ended last fense when it travels to Columbia, Mo., to face Missouri a shot in the weekend rota- “We’re a very good team that can score season worse than .500. tonight at 8. tion. in a lot of different ways.” The track record might Missouri ranks fourth in the SEC with a 33.7 three- Prior to his freshman sea- Amanda Butler not be there, but the Gators point percentage this season. Sophomore Morgan Eye son, Stump was ranked as UF coach should give Corey Stump a paces the SEC with 3.8 three-pointers per game on 43.2 the No. 1 Top Prospect in the percent shooting. chance to give them the left- In conference play, the Gators have been even Futures Collegiate Baseball “Everyone (on Missouri) can shoot,” redshirt fresh- handed presence they’ve had worse. UF is 22 of 87 from three-point range, a 25.3 per- man Carlie Needles said. “We have to guard everybody League by Perfect Game and cent rate that places it 13th in the conference. in the rotation in each of the as a shooter. It doesn’t matter if it is Eye or their point was the fifth-ranked pros- Eye and Alabama guard Shafontaye Myers have previous four seasons — all guard or anyone else.” pect in the country by Base- each hit more threes in SEC play than the entire Gators of which ended with at least Eye has drilled 80 of her 185 attempts. The 5-foot- ball America. squad. 42 wins. 9 guard has attempted 21 more threes than any other The 6-foot-5 Stump al- “We’re a very good team that can score in a lot of Contact Josh Jurnovoy at player in the SEC and averages 4.3 tries per contest different ways,” Butler said. “Right now, the three- lowed one earned run in four against conference foes. [email protected]. point line is not one of those ways.” “She shoots the ball great,” Butler said. “She’s tall. Contact Phillip Heilman at [email protected]. She really understands how to get her shots within