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Willow Does: 2009 brings our closest Students’ American Union election result in history Football he SU Elections are over, and Seren Andy John elected by the tightest of mar- Elsewhere, it was a case of incumbent announcement of the result was marred to can announce the results, declared gins – a mere three votes. In a contest wor- victories for Students’ Union President a degree by sporadic booing of the victori- on the morning of the 20th of March thy of the best BUCS tournaments of the John P. Jackson, Deputy President Spen- ous candidate and a small number of peo- Tfollowing a three day voting period of col- academic year, the  rst round saw Chris cer George and Societies and Events Of- ple being evicted from the Curved Lounge, ourful ags, multitudes of sweets and large- Reid receive 565 votes, while Andy took  cer Tom Hecht. John Jackson prevailed though no further incidents were reported. scale paper campaigns. Having utilised the 571, leaving him 14 below the quorate to- over Nathan Scammell by 979 votes to 173. Elections Secretary Matt Ison was reported week of the 9th-13th of the month to hold tal of 585.  e second round recount saw Spencer George defeated post-graduate as saying, “I think it’s a momentous day for debates in Main Arts outlining their posi- Chris Reid take 574 votes, and Andy took student Iain Dalton by 881 votes to 227, the Union”. All three incumbents had con- tions and being questioned on the specif- 577. As before, this was below quorate, whilst Tom Hecht ran unopposed. From a centrated on pointing out their proven ex- ics of their policies, the following week saw but as Andy had won both rounds of the total of 1, 100 votes, Tom Hecht received 1, perience as a boon for their continuation in candidates trying to win the battle on the contest, he was duly elected as our new AU 009 whilst there were 91 votes cast for a new their respective positions, especially given ground, particularly on the three election President.  e contest between the two had election.  e elections for UMCB President the number of changes that the SU will face Brand new TV days of Tuesday, Wednesday and  ursday. been hard-thought for the days running up provided drama of a largely di erent stripe. next year, principally in terms of location Capping a night of high spirits at the and during the elections, with both camps Although Sharyn Williams defeated rival and its status in relation to the University. review section! Students’ Union, the drama of a two stage running spirited campaigns. Tomi Rowlands by 640 votes to 459, the Stephen Davies election for Athletic Union President saw NEUADD WILLIS STUDENT ACCOMMODATION Luxury ensuite student ROOMS AVAILABLE FOR SEPTEMBER 2009 Our quality accommodation comprises of fully furnished apartments with en-suite rooms, accommodation in clusters of 3, 4, 5 and 6 with a fully fi tted living/kitchen area. We also provide a selection of fabulous studios which have their own living/kitchen area, and which are for situated within single occupancy. walking distance of We can be contacted on: 01248 371450 or 07841 369249 or via email on: Bangor University [email protected] 2 March Issue 2009 EDITORIAL www.seren.bangor.ac.uk

March Issue 2009 FINALLY! IT’S FINISHED! Contributors: Sion Wyn Laszek Georgia Mannion Liz Stevens Good morning students of Aaron Wiles Bangor… Rhodri Barker Iain Dalton I write this to you from my offi ce at midday on Friday 20th of March. Emily Collins I have been up for nearly 36 hours Joe Firth slogging away at this wonderful Willow Manuel newspaper we like to call Seren. Laura Winstanley So please forgive me if I act a little Polly Daszkiewicz strange (as David Gray once said… Dominic Vince what a man). Dwight McCarthy So, your midterms should be Hannah Smart over, your dissertations should Fiona Bradley be in full swing (yeah, remember Emma Gregory that? You should probably get back Rosie Macleod to it, shouldn’t you really? Go on, Tom Durkin get on with it, you know you want to. Close that Facebook window Cat Prince different, because the sun is offi ciallyas well, out. skiver!) That’s right,but this OUT. week I wasn’t has been aware Liam Randall of its homosexuality before now, but it seems March has made a difference. Everyone is Lee Howson sitting in a fi eld, or drinking cider on Roman Camp, or laying in the middle of the road, desperate to catch a few rays… and I can’t say I blame you. Remember the suncream Robert Mann though, I’ve heard that’s pretty important. Baz Luhrmann told me about that once in the Dave Lewis 90s and I’ve never forgotten. Once our week of summer has passed however, it’ll be back Nick Finikin to the depths of Deal or No Deal whilst the rain beats holes in your window. Oh well, enjoy Kevanne Sanger it while it lasts boys and girls. Abby-Jay Wilson Callum Drury Easter is around the corner, so if you’ve given anything up for lent soon you’ll be able Alice Gadsby to revel in abstinence liberation and binge your face off. Lots of my friends have given up meat, as a full-time vegetarian I have little sympathy for their all-too-well-vocalised plight. Alex Stamp Be sure to make the most of your Easter holiday, also. I know working hard is top of your Gemma Carter list of priorities, but make sure to chill out too… and scrounge as much from your parents as you possibly can. Photography: Helen Waller Right, I’m signing off, I don’t think I can write anything else before I pass out head Tom Hecht fi rst onto the keyboard. Our next issue isn’t out til the end of April, so don’t miss us too much! Sion Wyn Laszek Aaron Wiles Love you all

Special thanks to: Fiona Bradley Jo Caulfield, The editing engine, powered by Red Bull. UB Ultimate Frisbee Proof reading: Stephen Davies Sion Wyn Laszek Emily Collins TEAM SEREN BRINGING NEWS TO YOUR CRIB. RECYCLE Georgia Mannion Editor Jo Caulfi eld Here at Seren, there’s News Stephen Davies nothing we love more Features Bianca Murray than Mother Nature and Music Emma Dixon d’ya know what she Film Mark Varley loves? Recycling! After you’ve fi nished Books Emma McColl Travel Stef Black with us, can you put us in your blue Sports Will Varley box and make sure we get made into Design Dan Turner something else? Thanks very much. 3 March Issue 2009 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk NEWS The citizens of Wheels of fi re Bangor deserve better...... so much so they took to the streets to protest about it

n the 10th of March, a fairly placid park it just o the entrance to Ffridd and Carter also said “ e  re engine raced past Tuesday evening at  e Ffridd Site escape unharmed. Aimee Carter witnessed us, they came within minutes and put out clouds of smoke could be seen bil- the event and had this to say “don’t play the  re quickly. Just shows that Bangor  re Olowing from the foot of Idwal that were vis- the  re down! It was ABLAZE.  e smoke department are dependable in an emer- able from Upper Bangor. An act of arson, went almost down to Morrisons! You could gency.” Which may be more than can be perhaps by a disgruntled high street shop see the ames from way before the halls said for the local car garages. As the crispy *disclaimer: the protest above may or may not have occured on Bangor High Street. Who knows... owner? Or a protest at the recent unsatis- buildings start! Srsly, so cool... obv not for vehicle sat dripping and dis gured in the factory internet services? Or just an over- the person whose car it was, but for me road Majid, who is lucky to have escaped zealous masterchef? No, infact a aming (who has never seen a car on  re in person) unharmed said “I don’t mind so much, I ver since the destruction of the were only done so to alleviate fears that Ford Escort was the source. it was well exciting!”. hope they replace it with a mini cooper”. old cinema, and the erection of students were monopolising local hous-  e car in question belongs to Majid, At  rst the cause of the  re was unclear private housing for students in ing stock. It remains to be seen whether Eits place, dissention has escalated into facilities, such as an arts and innovation a  rst year living at Ffridd. Unluckily for but alas, it was not as exciting as you may him, the car is the  rst he has owned here. have anticipated.  e car had been in a lo- Georgia Mannion action from disgruntled locals claim- centre, theatre or cinema could even be Extended Hangover for As he was driving up Ffriddoedd Road the cal garage earlier that day. Tom Cruise on ing they are fed up of being glossed over contemplated without university back- engine burst into ames, he managed to a motorbike was nowhere to be seen. Miss by the local council and the university. ing; in a town with scarce little to do,  eir anger has manifested into a pro- surely people should appreciate what Bangor Pub test march which took place on 21st they have. One wonders how o en cer- of March, but the question is: are they tain members used said facilities - per- ’ Sheas Tavern, a pub devoted to to review its security, to comply with Ban- moaning about nothing, or do the citi- haps a case of wanting what you can’t Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow novelty-themed Irish-ness with an gor’s Pub Watch conditions, and to strictly zens of Bangor really deserve better? have. endearingly na jukebox is facing enforce the “Challenge 21” Policy. Speak- Dissention between students and But the problems in Bangor cannot Odown the ire of Gwynedd Council’s central ing on behalf of the decisions, Gwynedd locals is not new, nor is it uncommon be denied. Views ranging from dirty licensing sub-committee – having to shut Councillor J.R. Jones, who is charged – the majority of university cities and and littered streets, lack of places to its doors for six weeks because it was found with public protection matters, comment- towns experiencing the gulf that divides go for children and young people, vio- to be serving alcohol to under-16 custom- ed: “ is was not a decision taken lightly both sides. What is curious, however, lent chavs, lack of parking (something ers. North Wales Police have subsequently and was a matter which we considered for and what must be pointed out from the yours truly will sing from the roo ops suspended its license, pending a review ap- some time… Ensuring that public houses outset is that, with the exception of a about), poor sports facilities, the mov- plication. and clubs throughout Gwynedd abide select few, no-one in the group seems ing of shops from the centre of town to  e test purchases were made because by agreed protocols is a priority for both to be student-bashing; rather, they are Caernarfon Road, the list goes on. And issues were raised over the pub’s CCTV Gwynedd Council and North Wales Po- council and university bashing. it would seem nothing is being done system o en being out of commission and lice, and we hope that this decision by the  ere are certainly plenty signed up about it, which is why the locals are tak- the suspected presence of cocaine on the central licensing sub-committee will act as to the cause, with the Facebook group ing action into their own hands. premises.  ese actions follow a stricter a warning for all premises throughout the ‘ e Citizens of Bangor Deserve Better’ But is a protest march the right way line that Bangor pubs and clubs have been county”. boasting nearly 1000 members, and 28 forward? Will it just bring more scorn forced to tow since the second Carnage Before thoughtful and insightful discussion to a cause which, despite its vehement Stephen Davies event in February. O’ Sheas has been asked topics. denials, seems to blame the university,  ey claim ‘just about every inch of and ergo the students, for a great deal of the city is being squeezed out of us to problems which can be attributed to the make way for student ats and empty local council? As one student, who also retail shops’. Anger is not directed to- happens to be a citizen of Bangor put it: wards the students per se, in fact, we are ‘Using the children is a way of tugging praised in general for bringing revenue at the heartstrings. If you have a prob- to an area in desperate need of it. Rather, lem, speak to your MP’. anger is directed towards the erection  e group, however, has had a great of expensive, ugly student housing in deal of success in addressing minor is- place of city landmarks and buildings. sues, such as litter and unnecessary dou-  e recent closure of  eatr Gwynedd ble yellow lines on Farrar Road. Perhaps is being pinpointed as another example the citizens of Bangor, students, locals, After of the university exercising its control (it and visitors alike, should just unite, and is claimed that it forced its early closure campaign for a better city for all now, ou’ll be aware that Comic Relief don Building got involved with the event went through with the event.  is however for its own bene t) and the erection of not just for the future. Whatever the recently took place and one of our wearing pyjamas for the day. Now a haircut is not all, not content with raising over £700 the new ‘arts and innovations centre’ is opinion, a stream of people took to the very own Ffridd wardens got in- doesn’t seem such a big deal but when you for Comic Relief, Darren also donated the said to be not so much for the bene t of streets on Saturday to express how they volved,Y Darren Newman, a Psychology consider that the last time Darren cut his hair to  e Little Princess Charity, a trust the locality, as it is the university. feel, and lets face it, whatever your view Masters student got rid of all the hairs on hair was over three and a half years ago you which helps parents of children with can- It must be pointed out, however, that on it, you can’t really blame them. his head and beard raising money for this can understand the nerves he was feeling, cer and other illnesses which cause hair loss these are all views expressed on the dis- worthy cause. Darren got a lot of friends Darren says he “spent the whole time cling- to source and pay for real hair and realistic cussion topics. Indeed, the old cinema from University and from his hometown ing on to the edge of my chair, I guess I was looking wigs, what a man! was derelict long before privately owned Liz Stevens Portsmouth to donate money and support trying to  gure what it might look like”, he halls were erected in its place, which the event which was held at the Wheldon does however think that his hair looks a Aaron Wiles Building on Friday 13th, others at the Whel- lot better now and is de nitely glad that he 4 March Issue 2009 NEWS www.seren.bangor.ac.uk Extended hangover Starter for ten for Bangor pub

t’s the latest craze to sweep Bangor “Nobody expected Aberystwyth to bat- since spam emails but Buzz the Na- tle their way to victory. Still life is full of tion has  rmly taken root.  e com- surprises. It’s also apparently like a box of Ipetition consists of 24 universities from chocolates. Or is it a bowl of cherries?” across the UK competing with each other Currently Bangor are still in second for points in general knowledge question place behind the University of East An- ’ Sheas Tavern, a pub devoted to system o en being out of commission matters, commented: “ is was not a rounds over six weeks.  e winning Uni- glia with just days to go until the  nal on novelty-themed Irish-ness with and the suspected presence of cocaine decision taken lightly and was a matter versity wins a £25, 000 Playstation party. the 31st March everyone is being urged an endearingly na jukebox is on the premises.  ese actions follow a which we considered for some time… Not bad for pitting your wits against to take part online and raise Bangor’s Ofacing down the ire of Gwynedd Coun- stricter line that Bangor pubs and clubs Ensuring that public houses and clubs other students; beats the usual pub quiz points to win that all important party. cil’s central licensing sub-committee have been forced to tow since the second throughout Gwynedd abide by agreed prizes anyway.  e competition has When playing the question rounds even – having to shut its doors for six weeks Carnage event in February. O’ Sheas has protocols is a priority for both Gwynedd been touring Universities up and down if you lose points are still added to Ban- because it was found to be serving alco- been asked to review its security, to com- Council and North Wales Police, and we the country, eventually descending on gor’s score! So get your laptops and PC’s hol to under-16 customers. North Wales ply with Bangor’s Pub Watch conditions, hope that this decision by the central Bangor on the 13th March for the battle at the ready and get your thinking caps Police have subsequently suspended its and to strictly enforce the “Challenge 21” licensing sub-committee will act as a of the Welsh teams which saw us pitted on, play online at www.buzzthenation. license, pending a review application. Policy. Speaking on behalf of the deci- warning for all premises throughout the against our rivals Aberystwyth, and de- com and win Bangor crucial points to  e test purchases were made because sions, Gwynedd Councillor J.R. Jones, county”. spite having been placed second overall overtake East Anglia and win that party issues were raised over the pub’s CCTV who is charged with public protection since the beginning of the competition, that is rightly ours. Gordon Brondwyn we lost. According to Buzz the Nation Bianca Murray The true cost of an education Mixed News Student anger as 70% of Vice Chancellors support tuition fee price hike in anonymous poll for Bangor

s students who are well used to sity in external matters and the pro vice money is going if University thri y means, nights out on a chancellors run the university on a day to not back into the tenner and thinking of beans as day basis. Usually vice chancellors earn system. Simulta- fi nances Aa square meal we are nearly una ected around £200,000 a year. Before you spit neously this week by these hard times the rest of the world out the tea you were drinking, gasp and plans were an- ust over a week a er a St. David’s seem to be su ering. re-read that that, Nottingham Univer- nounced to scrap Day declaration that saw Bangor Although we remain in blissful igno- sity’s Professor Colin Campbell collected the grant given engender closer academic link-ups rance our universities de nitely do not. £585,000 last year.  ese are the same vice to all Welsh stu- withJ Aberystwyth, Cardi , Glamorgan  e bigwig vice chancellors, who know chancellors who press for higher levels of dents studying in and Swansea, Bangor University’s sta all about the pains of scraping by when investment into universities to maintain Wales which cur- numbers of over two-thousand are be- the dregs of our loans linger in the murky and improve their high standards. rently stands at ing told to expect anything from possi- red of our bank accounts, have suggested An English Language student living at £1940.  e mon- ble cuts in working hours to voluntary a sharp increase in tuition fees. By sharp Ffridd said “I pay £3000 a year for 6 hours ey saved will be severance packages on the eve of a new you may be thinking something between of lectures a week, it’s a joke! Normal peo- channelled into £20 donations from our parents may be  nancial year. In a letter addressed to four and six grand, possibly seven at a ple can just about a ord an education and means tested maintenance grants for all much more necessary if and when these lecturers and heads of department, Vice- push. Try between £4000 and £20,000 now the people who orchestrate it want students. While this may be bad news for plans come into action, lest we be forced Chancellor Professor Mervyn Jones a year. Around 70% of vice chancellors, to pull the rug from under our feet”. Stu- the Welsh students and cause further ten- to sell our internal organs on the black spoke of Bangor University possibly (who last year received a 9% pay rise) dents who already face nearly £20,000 of sions, it puts all students studying here on market to survive. facing a shortfall of  ve million for the support this anonymously. debt on leaving uni would have some- a level playing  eld hopefully going some upcoming year. Our University Chancellor is Prince where between £30,000 and £50,000 to way to closing the gap somewhat between Georgia Mannion At the start of the month, the an- Charles.  e vice chancellor, Professor deal with if these plans go ahead. the students. nouncement of the ‘Big Five’ Welsh uni- Mervyn Jones, represents the univer- You have to wonder where all this Either way it looks like those generous versities appeared to be a celebration of their combined research and  nancial strengths. Between the  ve universi- ties, they have an annual turnover of a billion pounds and make up ninety- ve Warning: Time smoking in Bangor per cent of research activity in Wales. Although the announcement mentioned the recession directly, the mood was one may damage your wallet of acknowledging Welsh universities’ re- search and  nancial strengths. Between ince the smoking ban came to Wales viding a safe environment for those who bers of sta obviously need paying. How- the  ve universities, they have an annual in April 2007, a huddle of shivering choose to go outside would be better than ever, the SU’s other venue, Academi, has a turnover of a billion pounds and make students outside the SU venues has penalising them for it? stamp-system in place for those wishing to up 95% of research activity in Wales. One Sbeen a common sight. But now those stu- As with the smoking ban, however, leave and re-enter, so it does seem a little of the commitments that the universi- dents choosing to get some ‘fresh air’ are there are two sides to the story.  ere is a like Time are asking people to pay to for ties’ agreed to was capital investment in being asked by Time to pay for the privi- chance that the prospect of paying to stand fresh air. Welsh businesses whether through using lege; and so are the non-smoking friends in the wind and rain might discourage peo- As far as o cial response goes, John local suppliers and constructors. Further that accompany them.  e security sta in ple from smoking at all – a rather healthy Jackson – our Students’ Union President decisions at Bangor University will be Time will refuse re-entry to those patrons idea, it seems. Discouraging the frequent – has said: “Nobody has been to speak to made pending a grant letter from the not wearing the 50p wristbands, regardless mass exodus of nicotine addicts may also me about it, and I was unaware of it being Funding Council at the end of March. of why they are choosing to exit the venue. do something for the general atmosphere an issue. Of course if there are complaints Considering that the rule is not speci c within the nightclub; bands and DJs might about this, then it is something that I can to smokers it might be considered less in- not end-up playing for a constantly ebbing raise with the members who represent the Stephen Davies equitable but why are people being charged and owing audience anymore. Union on the management board of the to leave anyway? Certainly, large crowds of From the venue’s point of view, the nightclub.” intoxicated students have been known to outside area used for smoking needs to be Emily Collins cause some issues at 1am but surely pro- monitored by security sta and these mem- 5 March Issue 2009 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk ELECTIONS BREAKDOWN The Results... 6 March Issue 2009 COMMENT www.seren.bangor.ac.uk Bringing you the best in news, views, Gay Times Social Networking by Emily Collins NOT ? My friend recently told me that she often thinks in status have noticed lately that despite updates, which was fi ne apart from the fact that she was homosexuality being largely ac- “ cepted in our culture there is a Isevere lack of accurate representa- sharing a toilet cubicle with me at the time... tion of LGBT people in our media. Of course there have been attempts e live in a free country. We out? Instead of allowing us means to indi- would not be the same if it weren’t for the tedly could never” do it myself, but I do at relevant storylines, but every gay are free to exploit this fact viduality, Facebook and co. have led us all glory of wireless internet and 24 hour ac- think it’s about time we started logging o scene seems to centre on some tor- with an abundance of means towards standardisation, condensing our cess to social interaction. How many of a bit more. tured teen  ghting with the idea of Wgranted to us through such marvellous lives into a small box entitled ‘About Me:’. you nearly had a breakdown when Ffridd As an ancient 22 year old and Bangor being open about their sexuality, or technological advances as Facebook and You may think that by having the long- site internet had, well, a breakdown? It is veteran it has been interesting to observe follow a eeting romance between YouTube.  e internet has turned us into est list of bands in the ‘Favourite Music’ slowly in uencing the way we think, be- the di erences in the demography of new two vaguely stereotypical characters a spoilt generation, gluttonous for av- box, detagging yourself in the photos have and interact with each other. student intake every year, and it is safe to who are then swi ly separated once enues through which to inform the world where you don’t quite look perfect or My friend recently told me that she say that my experience in  rst year was the rest of the cast have dealt with the of our thoughts and feelings, be they in proclaiming on status updates how much o en thinks in terms of status updates, very di erent to the experiences of the issue. the medium of song, video or just status you can’t wait to go to which was  ne apart average 18/19 year old Bangorian nowa- When was the last time you saw a gay updates. So why is that the majority of us Academi tonight you “Deep down our from the fact that she days. Back in my day no one had internet love scene that made you think ‘aww’ in choose to express ourselves with a string are making yourself was sharing a toilet in their rooms; we had to actually speak that Brad-and-Angelina way (minus the of mundane observations about how pis- socially desirable, but lives would not cubicle with me at the to each other and had a bloody good time vomiting)? Or saw any representation of a gay couple that didn’t entirely focus on sed we were last night or how much we are you really being be the same if it time and I was sudden- doing it. So please, turn o your laptops their sexuality? Don’t gay couples have want a cup of tea?  e profundities I have true to yourself? No ly faced with the pros- and start living life: walk on Bangor’s poor other broadcast-worthy issues? Why can’t encountered today so far involve decla- matter how many weren’t for the pect of ‘Willow is hav- excuse for a beach, watch a shooting star John and Jake have trouble with their rations of ‘Aaron Wiles wants to know times we may claim glory of wireless ing a wee with Dixon’ over Roman Camp, get stoned and trip business venture or argue with Jane and why other people have new facebook yet that sites such as Fa- being broadcasted all out over the re ections of the buildings in Sally about their loud music next door? i don’t?’ and ‘Jo Caul eld = Racubah!’ cebook are handy for internet” over the internet. And the Menai Straits, eat a scone at the pier,  e US drama ‘ e L Word’ was (which Aaron Wiles apparently likes). keeping in touch with never mind the abomi- get so sunburnt on Newborough beach deemed signi cant enough to appear  e truth is that we really aren’t as free people, in reality the majority of us use nation of ‘txt speak’, what about ‘ speak’? you can’t wear any underwear, have sex on on the NUS LGBT History Month time- as we like to think.  e ways in which we them simply as a means of reconstruc- A little part of me dies every time I use the the  eld behind Ffridd Site, swim in the line and is arguably the most prominent venture into the loves and lives of LGBT express ourselves are controlled by the tion. On the internet we can be whoever word ‘blates’, no matter how much that is river round Capel Curig and don’t worry people… yet I feel the overly promiscu- tools which grant us that expression in we want to be, which is all  ne until it probs ironic, so whatevs ye? about putting it all on your status update ous lesbians and ridiculously amboyant the  rst place. For example, how many starts interfering with reality. A couple of friends recently deleted when you get home. gay men a rather o ensive attempt at rep- of us have pro le pictures displaying our- And I bet you it does interfere with their Facebook accounts, which is what Emma Dixon resentation most of the time. selves crammed into the shot surrounded your reality. Not that we like to admit got me thinking about this article. Al- by a bunch of pissed mates on a night to it, of course, but deep down our lives though I admire their actions, I admit- “Why can’t John and Jake have trouble with their business venture Left Leanings or argue with A socialist perspective from Iain Dalton Jane and Sally about their loud What is going music next door?” on with NUS? It is especially noticeable when the he student movement today is in resenting us; what are they doing about other attempts at dealing with the por- such a state that it is necessary to these problems?’  e answer is, unfortu- trayal of ‘gays’ include Matt Lucas’ Da yd begin by explaining what ‘NUS’ nately, not very much at all. (the only gay in the village), Al Murray’s Tis. ‘NUS’ stands for the National Union On February 25th there was a march gay Nazi (Uber Bum Führer Schwull) and of Students which is the national body against tuition fees. In the past these have London was organised on a Sunday, and A recent NUS governance review has Will and Grace’s ostentatious sidekick the NUS Wales’ various lobbies of the been all about consolidating this ‘do- Jack. Can all of these characters’ be de- which is supposed to represent us.  e been organised and funded by NUS.  is Welsh Assembly have been poorly publi- nothing’ leadership which has weakened fended as undermining stereotypes? vast majority of Students’ Unions in col- year, a coalition of le groups and student Where does the line between hu- leges and universities are a liated to it, unions came into existence to try and  ll cised. Even people like me who are heav- our democratic structures. Indeed, the mour and insult fall? How many PVC- including Bangor Students’ Union. You this void, hence the title of this article; ily involved with the Students’ Unions whole process has marked the decline of clad characters are we supposed to view may be a bit more aware of it as the thing why on earth is this the case? only  nd out about it a week beforehand NUS.  e two most signi cant student before starting to get a little a ronted? on your student card that allows you to  e o cial leadership of NUS has – this smacks of an organisation that has movements this year have by-passed the  ere surely must be a healthy mid- get a discount in some shops. been in the hands of Labour Students no intention of mounting a serious cam- NUS. dle ground between the outrageous and However, NUS is much more than for a long time. During the years of Con- paign that will draw in large numbers of NUS needed change – but it was a tepid representations that currently grace this. As well as providing various services servative governments during the 1980’s students. change in political direction that was our screens. It seems people are only Furthermore the whole basis of the needed, not further bureaucratisation. comfortable when sexuality is either a to individual students’ unions, it has also and 1990’s NUS was a major component most recent NUS Wales lobby is based on Whilst there is no o cial alternative or- laughing matter or a diluted issue. enabled students to organise to defend of campaigns against the introduction  is is not an opinion limited to me, their interests. NUS has a large member- of tuition fees, yet with the New Labour the idea that the Welsh Assembly govern- ganisation that will defend the interests of it seems; having asked several friends of ship (around 5 million students) and ac- government in power the NUS leader- ment is going to stop paying the top-up students, Socialist Students will try to re- mine - both gay and straight - they agree cess to resources that mean it has the abil- ship has become increasingly reluctant to fee part of tuition fees (currently around cohere the  ghting elements within.  is that representation of LGBT people on ity to organise major campaigns involving stand up to it. £1800 for welsh students and that the is the reason I am standing as a candidate television and in  lm is stereotypical at hundreds of thousands of students.  is is one of the major reasons that money is instead to be spent on bursaries. in the NUS Block of 15 elections, despite best and outright homophobic at worst. Yet students today are not in a great top-up fees are with us at the present; NUS But this is based on a belief that nothing the continuing erosion of our national Is this simply because the average con- position. We have to borrow thousands failed to properly organise the campaign can be done to stop the cap on fees being union. sumer just isn’t ready for it yet? And if so, li ed; something that NUS is supposed to is that really a reason to bowdlerize those of pounds each year to pay for tuition against them.  ey made the serious mis- still be campaigning against. It is a sorry issues that need addressing? fees and living costs which mount up into take of lobbying MPs rather than organis- Iain Dalton colossal debts. We also face an uncertain ing a major demonstration on the day of story of one retreat following another. Emily Collins is LGBT Senator. future when we graduate with large in- the vote in parliament. Since then NUS’s NUS say they are in favour of free educa- creases in graduate unemployment. Now role has become progressively worse. For tion, but ‘the best we can do is  ght for a you’re probably thinking, ‘so Iain, you’ve example, the November 2005 ‘Keep the ‘fair funding system’’; but they can’t even told us that there’s this organisation rep- Cap’ (on tuition fees) demonstration in deliver that! 7 February Issue 2009 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk COMMENT reviews but no cheap booze... Life, the universe and The whatsitsface The world according to Joe Firth OBSESSION hat are you thinking about? Probably a variety of things; a certain song that’s stuck in your Whead, something you have to do later in the day or perhaps something somebody said/did to you last night. All these sorts Straight blokes are not merely of thoughts swim around my head in a sort unthinking, unfeeling automatons of contemplation soup; however I have one subject to the whims of our penises particularly thought always at the forefront “ at my mind which - quite suitable to the analogy - is food. my mobile in Bangor’s seems sound advice. But I’m not bring up have been lacking for a far  e structure of my day is governed premier den of iniquity offended; more saddened by the greater span of time. ” by the fact I HAVE to eat Breakfast, Lunch just over a year ago implication and I think the somewhat One thing I want to make clear led to some of my pious ‘see no evil’ attitude fails to is that I’m not advocating some and Dinner (or Tea if you prefer) within female friends being address the wider issues at stake. prudish vision of society. I’m not the typical time brackets (e.g. lunch 12 – sent some truly odious, leering For some time now, I’ve been of anti-pornography, for instance, and 1.30). If my food intake is delayed even 10 few months ago, when the texts). Thirdly - and more to the the opinion that male gender identity I feel there’s also an aloof Protestant minutes beyond the latest time I start feel- nippy weather of Bangor was point - as a heterosexual male, my has been stymied and suppressed. sexual morality embedded in this ing faint. It’s then a race against time (like Athat bit nippier, I received a sexual identity had been nominally With deference to my own identity, country; the fl ip-side of the coin a ticking bomb in 24) to get some grub or package from those kind, considerate branded, given a complimentary I feel it would be remiss of me to what I’ve outlined above. Ours else I collapse into a coma. Alright, I may be souls who run the Octagon. It was a Strongbow and herded into a not to point out that, against all shouldn’t be a divided culture where set of Birthday invites for me and a fabricating reality somewhat at this point, cramped pen marked with the sign stereotypes, straight blokes are everything is either hyper-sexualised however, the other day I didn’t have lunch few ‘bezzeh’ mates to enjoy a VIP, ‘perving room only’. not merely unthinking, unfeeling or controlled according to outmoded curtained-off knees-up at the venue. It seems wrong to slam Octagon automatons subject to the whims of views of chastity for its own sake, until nearly 3 o’clock and I felt worse than This night was being sold to me via Plc. for fostering this culture our penises. Yet the attitudes of Zoo and never the twain shall meet. A a er a heavy hangover. a nubile, airbrushed young lady on (especially when there are so many and Nuts readers are prevalent and more reasoned discussion can help Lectures are a nightmare. Actually sit- the invite cards with the promise, other reasons to give it a critical from this a backlash is perpetuated. us look at issues such as the licensing ting there trying to focus on the lecturer is by logical extension, of more nubile lashing – hello, sticky fl oors and However, perhaps through fear of of strip bars (currently subject to frankly about as possible as teaching a rab- young ladies to come: arm candy for overbearing door security). In a being labelled gay (which in itself the same licensing laws as any bar bit to play basketball. My mind just dri s a sordid night out. roundabout way I’m locking my demonstrates a virulent strain of or café) that feminist groups such as away to a land made of pudding, where you At this point three thoughts critical sights on a wider cultural homophobia), or simply not being Object have recently campaigned to crossed my mind: fi rstly, that I can chomp away at lamp posts made of ba- shift in the last fi ve years that has considered ‘manly’ enough, not too change, and the alarming number no ee pie and munch on post boxes con- should never have given my address seen the likes of the Daily Star, Nuts many guys at University seem to of students in this country involved details to the Occy mailing list, a and Zoo become the fi gureheads for want to upset the apple cart on this in prostitution. To put this ramble structed of chocolate fudge cake. cardinal sin for which self-fl agellation a pernicious sexual culture for the topic; it is as if there is a moratorium into a single qualifying statement, was (and still is) the only reasonable heterosexual male that is as mono- on discussing the subject more heterosexuality should be about “the other day I didn’t response. Secondly, that the lithe directional as it is mono-browed. openly. Besides, the mid-shelf rags all shades and hues, rather than have lunch until model on our cards would have to I suppose the counter-argument are only symptomatic of the above a monochromatic blurring of the carry some pepper spray with her to this is that if you don’t like the views, however distasteful, and are reality. nearly 3 o’clock and I if my handful of experiences of content of these magazines, you not the cause. They may be recent felt worse than after a Occy ‘fun’ were anything to go by have the choice not to buy or look developments, but the underlying (by way of explanation: the loss of at them and on a surface level, this discussions around the issues they Stephen Davies heavy hangover” Reading is also a challenge. I’ll sit down to read a newspaper article, think ‘yeah I’m really going to concentrate on this article and learn something from it’. Yet, I’ll get Hypocracy, democracy... to the end of it and realise I didn’t actu- ally take in any of it; I was thinking about Why do so many students use their right to cheese. Hmm, I wonder if I could make a giant ball of cheese and gnaw my way whinge, but not their right to vote? through it... perhaps I’m actually a mouse o, last week you and your mates in Academi. And i bet 100% that you’ve to stay out for something, but then in disguise, sent by mice masters to spy on probably spent a considerable never even read the student newspaper. realised quite how many students humans. A er all the earth is one giant su- amount of time avoiding Students’ Right? Well, you get the idea. roll out of Time and Academi at this per – computer run entirely for the bene t SUnion elections candidates desperate All of the above have an impact on you hour on a regular basis. It makes me of white mice (if confused, see Hitch Hikers for your support.  e pleading cries of and your experience of student life here wonder whether more students would guide to the Galaxy). “Vote for me/him/she/it/them!” (delete in Bangor. Question is: did you get in- participate in the election if the price Anyway, before you think I’m genuinely mental and send round the men in white as applicable) nagged you as you took a volved? We are all aware that democracy of Apple Sourz was the main  ghting the- coats; I’ve found someone else who has is gentle stroll down to the pier or pegged it (in the global sense) has one rather large ground. atre and telling similarly a icted by an obsession. Ross No- along College Road to a reeeaally interest- downfall: people don’t vote. I’m sure your  e biggest challenge for the Students’ the guy teaching you that he isn’t ble, the comedian, constantly thinks about ing lecture that you were in no way late dad has spent many an evening sitting in Union is getting members to participate. good enough for your £3,000 a year fee monkeys. He actually  nds monkeys from for whatsoever. Democracy was well and front of the telly, spouting o about the As a political movement, students’ unions probably won’t get you very far; but im- Planet of the Apes sexually attractive. Don’t truly in action, sweets and marshmallows state of t’country and how useless Gordon are really quite remarkable, if you think agine what the Union can do with 10,000 worry, I don’t want relations with my food, were swinging votes, but I bet the major- Brown is, but when the about it for more Bangor students behind you. I’m not even tempted by a warm apple pie. ity of you found the whole thing really next general election than 30 seconds. Alright, so… I’ll stop preaching now. “I wonder whether Furthermore, there are clearly thousands bloody annoying. comes around will he  is body is run In the next year, our Students’ Union more students would more people who su er a similar obsession. I can’t say I blame you really. A er all, actually get out there by students for stu- building will cease to exist and we’ll have  ere are over 500 groups on Facebook what does it matter? If you’re not in a club and declare his views participate in the dents, independent nowhere to (amongst other things) party. dedicated to cheese and cake respectively. or society, then there’s no reason to care on a ballot paper? of the University. Although Seren has done its best to hunt election if the price of In fact, there are 345 just for cheesecake. who’s running the Union show, right? As At 2:30 am Friday  e purpose is to down some alternative venues for you Apple Sourz was the  ere should really be some sort of a student you’ve never encountered any- morning, the results represent students (see page 10!) the only real way we’re go- counselling service to help us, through. On thing that could be ever been remotely of our Students’ Union main fi ghting ground” and give us a voice ing to get the University to provide us the back of Ja a Cakes there’s a number for a ected by the outcome of this election. elections caused a mi- to all the old, grey with a decent venue is if we pull together Ja aholics Anonymous. Apparently it’s just You’ve never been annoyed by an aspect nor stir. By ‘stir’ I mean that the 50 of us men in suits up in our academic schools. as one huge body. a customer service though; they don’t actu- of your course that you think should who were there to hear it had 20 minutes  e most powerful thing about it is: any So how about you get o your takea- ally provide any real support for addicts. change because it’s causing you and many of celebrations and commiserations be- student can get involved in the manage- way stained sofa and start making a dif- Alas no, I’ll just have to live with my obses- of your classmates a lot of bother. You’ve fore heading to bed (or in my case, back ment of the Union; through numerous ference to your student life in Bangor? sion. I would ask, however, if you see me never needed advice about moving house up to the Seren o ce). In view of the fact and varied committees, general meetings, You never know, you might just enjoy it. because you had no clue where to start. that over 1,000 students voted in this elec- or even by becoming a sabbatical o cer. collapsed in a heap, don’t try to resuscitate You’ve never been to the Freshers’ Fair tion, it’s a shame so few of us were there In my opinion, that’s an amazing oppor- me with air, just shove a mu n down my to get as many free pens as you could to hear the announcement. I have con- tunity to make a di erence. Jo Caulfield throat. dream of. You’ve never bought a drink sidered the view that 2 am is pretty late Standing at the back of your lecture 8 March Issue 2009 FEATURES www.seren.bangor.ac.uk STUDENT THEATRE SPECIAL

harlotte Bronte’s best known condensing of the plot did work was novel was an original choice for both at the beginning, with the use CBEDS to produce as the lengthy of off stage voices to convey Jane’s plot and ambitious setting mean that diffi cult childhood succinctly and when it is diffi cult to condense within the Jane has run away from Thornfi eld and limitations of the stage. However, is searching for work. The direction of sympathetic and simplistic direction this scene was particularly striking as meant that this classic Jane was laying centre stage novel lost none of its under a blanket whilst intensity despite multiple voices off stage being drastically portrayed the town’s cut down due people who would not to the time give her a place to constraints of stay. theatre. Special mention The fi rst BEDS has to be given to production to both the technical and be performed backstage crew. The ‘in the round’; use of lighting and the empty stage special effects was Order! More laughing emphasised inspired particularly the bleak during the scene perspective of where Rochester’s the novel whilst bed is set alight. in the house, please! the minimal prop The settings usage ensured were altered ollowing the severity and gravity slept for four hours a night? These of education” raises the grammar that there effortlessly by the of their previous triumph, are just two facts about British schools debate and questions was nothing backstage crew FCloser, it was refreshing to see government present in Children of the likelihood of a completely to distract the and the costumes BEDS taking a more light-hearted Parliament, proving that the play egalitarian society. The diffi culties audience from and make up approach and being more liberal refl ects life. and injustices faced by women in the plot of the were simplistic with the laughs in a political farce A slimy Prime Minister, a ditzy the workplace were highlighted by play. but professional written by a former member of their and scatterbrained Minister for the Leader of the Opposition’s hard Lucy Layfi eld’s adding to the 19th own society. Children of Parliament Education unaware of his position work which was alas all in vain. The pensive portrayal century atmosphere. explores serious political themes and a battle axe Leader of the audience’s giggles were contagious of the female protagonist was emotive They also differentiated between the through the right mix of slapstick, Opposition embody the need and both stage and auditorium as she portrayed the character as both classes of characters with the style visual comedy and funny one-liners. for an element of celebrity to were charged with laughter. The timid and reserved yet with the strength and material of their clothes. The stage The German national poet Goethe succeed in politics, the existence of re-election of laughable policies and presence of mind deserving of a make up used for Rochester’s injuries said “People who never laugh are disorganisation even in the highest warns us of what may happen if the 19th century heroine. Jon Stammers looked startlingly realistic especially for not serious people” and he was of offi ces and women’s struggles abuse of democracy continues and brought a variety of new elements an amateur production. right. BEDS worked with this idea to enter government respectively. voters fail to pay enough attention to Rochester’s character including a This production brought both very successfully. Several of the These characters conjure up images to what they are voting for and vulnerability that gave depth, a side comedy and momentum to what can political debates, themes, questions of Tony Blair, Boris Johnson and when turnout in voting is low. In to the character that the novel lacks. be considered a tedious and archaic and issues explored in this play are Mrs. Thatcher, making it ideal short, Children of Parliament uses The supporting cast aided the narrative text. The play was performed to so deep and emotive that comedy viewing for a British audience. comic exaggerations to show how commendably especially in the cases packed audiences all 3 nights with over is the best, if not the only, way to The visual comedy and funny one- childish our leaders really are. on Bertha Mason, Grace Poole and 200 people seeing the production in confront them. liners provoked the mind as well as It warns us what may happen if Adele Varens (Laura Smith, Anne Parry all. This performance furthered what The play tells the story of an laughter, sometimes from the cast democracy is abused and taken for and Amy Edwards respectively) has been an extremely successful year abominable government who, in and crew! The Prime Minister’s ASBO granted and when voters remain An element that was obviously so far for BEDS and hopefully ‘A Day in an attempt to lose the next general T-shirt comically symbolises that a apathetic about whom they elect. lacking, however, was the romance the death of Joe Egg’ (April 24th-26th) election, invent ridiculous policies government’s attempt at attacking between Jane and Rochester. Due to will continue the high standard of work which secure their re-election. Did societal problems often glamorises Emma Gregory and time constraints the characters were being produced by this drama society. you know that John Prescott used and exacerbates them and his Rosie MacLeod made to be instantly in love with each tax payers’ money to fi nance his pie pledge that “all children should other without the build up needed to habit? Or that Mrs. Thatcher only receive the same low standards make it convincing. Yet where the Cat Prince ROSTRA do Blackadder ostra are Bangor’s oldest acting of this performance were extremely pretends to be mad by putting society. They have produced high. Mainly of the cast themselves underwear on his head and pencils Rsome excellent performances who had auditioned to perform in up his nose. The comic timing was this academic year such as Hamlet, one of the most treasured British a little off in places but overall it Macbeth and a self written show comedies of all time. was a wonderful performance that I’m Getting Buried in the Morning. I’ll admit that I was very sceptical the audience thoroughly enjoyed. Rostra have featured twice in the about an attempt at staging it. Not The minimalist simplistic set prestigious Edinburgh Fringe Festival to mention having chosen to stage allowed for the easy fl ow from one and past members include prolifi c three of my favourite episodes of episode to the next ands the props Bangor graduate Danny Boyle. Their Blackadder; Bells, Ink and Incapability really made the performance, most recent offering to the stage in and Goodbyee from Blackadder goes particularly Lord Flashheart with association with Comic Relief “Do Forth. I was pleasantly surprised at his fl owing blonde locks that most Something funny for Money” they the performances and how well most playboy bunnies would probably have produced three sketches from of the characters were cast; Tom kill for. The exceptional direction the iconic comedy series Blackadder. Moore who played Blackadder had was a major factor in making what Originally written by Richard Curtis exceptional comic timing throughout I felt was a very risky adaptation featuring such famous British faces the three sketches, as did Rosie a success. A huge congratulations as Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie Macleod who portrayed Queen to the cast and crew of Rostra for and Stephen Fry; this is the fi rst Elizabeth to perfection. The fi rst a witty performance and raising a time Blackadder has been adapted sketch Bells detailed Blackadder’s substantial amount of money for for the stage in Bangor. The show dilemma of falling in love with his Comic Relief. was extremely well attended despite man servant who is in fact a woman. Sunday being the last evening of the The second about the accidental performance, and despite this being burning of Dr Samuel Johnsons an amateur production I think I can dictionary and fi nally the most well Bianca Murray speak for everyone who was in the known episode, Goodbyee from audience when I say that expectations Blackadder goes Forth in which he 9 March Issue 2009 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk FASHION by Laura Winstanley & Polly Daszkiewicz Tell us Gents Ladies by Dominic Vince o summer fi nally seems to be here and high street storespatriotic are stocking. up up on summer dresses, mini skirts, and sailor shorts. Certain trends always Scome around at this time of year, such as nautical and chequered shirt is here to stay for the spring/ For nautical the obvious colours are red, white and blue, with gold buttons often t looks like the making an appearance. For a cheap way to achieve this look you could fi nd some summer, and as well as making a good combination with jeans big gold buttons at a haberdasherymilitary style and jackets sew onto. a blazercute you fl may orals, already pumps own, and Iand skinnies, this simple yet stylish pattern will also look good or try charity shops for The patriotic look is more about with plain cut offs. tea dresses than about draping yourself in a union jack fl ag. Nevertheless printed union jack tee’s give a cool rack vibe. Cheap tea dresses are relatively easy to fi nd, with places like Matalan and Primark making cheap designer copies. Then there are always vintage shops for a retro look. New Many high street stores have season trends include Tribal and Aztec, fl ourescent colours begun to get their summer wear and the looks that seem to be generated worn with neutral tones and eighties revival – tribal there reallythemed is a look for everyone. Tribal and Aztec are probably the for men are simple combinations, for easiest looks to recreate as you can easily fi nd example a plain t-shirt with the lining jewellery or scarves at small markets (especially if you are of the y-neck being a different colour going abroad this summer!). fl uorescent colours, you may put with a pair of shorts or jeans that As for eighties revival and are just as plain as the top. Or for have some clothes left over from rave themed fancy dress, or the kid in you, topman’s range of even your parents may own a few bright accessories. childhood characters imprinted on a plain t-shirt provides a plaingreat shortscasual , look, throw in a pair of darker in colour to the top, and you have an awesome summer outfi t.

The theme that would have appeared to hit fashion runways is are key to summer dressing, the modernised 1960-70’s trend. Big bangles. Worn on Incorporate some of this style into as wearing less layers meanscheaper outfi ts Brand new your outfi t; combine a plain or straw trilby with a become more simple. and plain t-shirt. Howeverwaistcoat if this Accessories mens fashion isn’t your style try one on one of their own or with a few smaller bangles. This season the many different types of jeans buying a big bangle is not only column! that are around at the moment. TIP: Collection 2000 have than buying ten smallerStraw ones, hats arebut Put these with a light coloured shirt a cheap highlighter without it is more in keeping with current and you have the perfect socialising spending your entire loan. trends. Hats. outfi t that will keep you cool in the always a hit at this time of summer sun. year. Large fl oppy hats are a glamorous accessory, whilst the catwalks have TIP: it is easy to go over board with these been showing trends so tone down the brights with neutral tones more artistic such as grey. Check out Richard Nicolls’ Spring/ alternatives to Summer 09 collection and H&M is always a good these classics. place to go without breaking the bank. Extravagant hats are back and they are not for faint hearted! However, don’t be under the illusion that just because winter is gone cardigans have gone with it. By adding a smart cardigan to your outfi t will keep you Make upDewy skin. Achieve this look by simply applying warm and look good or foundation with a brush and holding back on the powder. If you have a bit more money to spend you could try using a face highlighter alternatively check out as base for your makeup. Pink lips. From baby pink to Barbie pink, the new range of coats the idea is to look youthful, but not Lady Gaga. Natural Collection at with belts. Boots and L’oreal have gorgeous shades. Brightly coloured there’s one makeup item you can’t live without this summer it has to fabric wristbands be blusher. Favourite shades include pink, peach Defi ned and Cheekbonesbronze for that. Is are making an tanned look. appearance alongside the wooden and Statement beaded wristbands Eyes that we all love and own. If you prefer silver then the high street stores have also For long hair a Hair come up with a range that loose bun is perfect will satisfy this style. Try for summer as it takes your hair Topman, who have created off your face and the back of a silver wristband with a your neck enabling you to stay bright colour running cool whilst looking hot. along the outside of the Another way to take band. your hair off your face is to plait a section at the front (to the side) like Jennifer Aniston at the 2009 Oscars. Finally, backcombing is still a big hit. Try backcombing As for footwear, not many stores have begun their sale of fl ip- the front section of hair into fl ops, but those that have are producing the same sorts of patterns a quiff to not only keep your hair as would appear in the clothing section. This being plain and bright! off you face, but to have a stylish For going out in the day or evening plimsolls are still in and it would and sassy hair update. appear that in the struggle between casual lace ups and slip-ons, lace ups have won. By putting a pair of these light plimsolls with the chequered shirt and the cut-offs, the summer outfi t is complete…. now all we need is the summer sun! exploring Alternative Worried about where we’re going to par-tay next year when Academi ceases to be? Yates u nderpass The ultimate in new grimewave chic. Dance to a donk remix of Jay-Z mixed with Pulp on your iPhone whilst Vice Magazine take pictures of you and all the Bangor trendies attempt to kiss your posterior.This is blatantly for the über cool, if you don’t feel like dancing in an institution that is licened, safe and has bouncers, go here you trendy so-and-so.

Roman Camp

Essentially a hill overlooking Bangor. It’s lovely in summer and in winter, although it’s a trek it’s unbelievably worth it the view. Combined with music it would be sublime, apart from the packs of stray wild dogs that roam Bangor and will eat you. Hippies. Venues in Bangor... Well, never fear friends because Seren is on the case... here are our suggestions! Menai Centre Car Park

This central Bangor hub for parking, there’s an Aldi to get your booze, and its also all shiny and magic terminals that will enter- tain you when you’ve had a bit to drink its slightly reminiscent of a classy vodka bar from a city centre. Make this the new Bangor venue... or don’t. Oh and don’t fall off the top. A Building Site

This pile of rocks is what will remain of our Students’ Union. It’ll be essentially like having a party on bits of the Berlin wall, without any decent electro. The soundtrack will be cars passing and more demolition. Don’t dance here you idiot! SEREN STUDENT CENTREFOLD

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SEREN STUDENT CENTREFOLD SEREN STUDENT CENTREFOLD Dwight McCarthy joined the group: Stop Bloody Complaining! 124 minutes ago Comment Like not many people like this So how dare Bangor University have accommodation teething Facebook, as noticed by we when problems? a mobile status read by me stated the loss of the students union, Another issue to be accounted that “OMGZ!?!?!111one I cant get because the even worse option of for are the students union elections, wight Mccarthy Is Scrabbling on my facebook to refresh a page 2 clubs instead of 3 can only be a whoever gets in will need to actually to pull this article together that wont change for an hour as good thing, so from recession to be able to take on the job without the night before we go to everyone went to lectures and I sat D saturation we are to blame. having an offi ce, or anything so here like an idiot updating on my print, Not to mention the new halls Dwight Mcarthy wishes you all phone incase I miss the opportunity Fiona Bradley The Editor Facetwitterbooks me up on Friddoedd, which Seren has the best of luck new sabbatical to like a witty status made by a and demands that I get controversial, previously reported (with bloody positions. (this is actually written fellow student OMG” (also known this in Bangor being the year of disgusting language) that it was without sarcasm believe it or not- as the internet stopped working), controversy, the “certain shop” rife with rats and mice and the editor) then the water didn’t work and as I issue and the “branded pub crawl” doors would snap human arms So from Dwight Mccarthy its quote from another facebook status are all rife in Bangor thousands off at will and cupboards that sent goodbye (until next time) so “everything is breaking” according of people voiced opinions, on the you to Narnia only to be mauled don’t do anything stupid, for to a dogsbody that I regularly internet, about various issues, from by Aslan the lion who laughs as instance have a rave in the Yate’s beat with my shoes and feed on students causing a global recession he devours your legs. Thank God leftover bits of Kebab, it costs 50p Underpass. meltdown, to causing all the new I live in a palace made of gold x an hour to live on Friddoedd site! accommodation for students to be atop Bitch Hill. But this situation built because we’d obviously rather got worse, the students access to more students saturate Bangor than it is already. Especially with Thank God I live in a palace made Birthday: 23rd May of gold atop Bitch Hill Hometown: Swindon They affect your life Studying: Bangor’s unsung heroes! on a daily basis, but “ ” Creative Studies, This month: Mike’s Bites do you really know English Language aving stayed up all night by the fry-up, you die by the fry-up: also the risk that you can enough about them? with Academi’s bouncers Tom says the worst part of the job is rip your stomach lining if Music: Take That, Hand studied hard with the ‘when you’ve had one too many to you force too much food Frank Turner, librarians, my quest for Bangor’s drink the night before and you’re sat into your stomach – we generally usually back a unsung heroes could lead to only there looking at a fried egg thinking, tell people that before they try it.’ few days later with newly- Richard Ashcroft, one place next; that haven for the “oh god”, but I’ve learnt now not to (Apologies to those of you actually made friends, and become frequent Maximo Park, Spice hungover, beacon to anyone in need do that’. eating at this point.) visitors. of greasy rejuvenation, the one and Of course, Mike’s Bites is, Of the 361 days of the year Tom is keen to stress Girls only Mike’s Bites. famously, the home of the daddy of Mike’s Bites is open, the night of the appreciation Mike’s I’m met by Tom, short-order chef them all, the Greedy Bastard. Tom the summer ball is, says Tom, the Bites has for its student Films: Little Miss and music student, who from the has tried (twice) and failed to fi nish most chaotic but most enjoyable. clientele (even going so far as to outset is bursting with enthusiasm distance the café from a certain Sunshine, for the place and his job. He’s worked – ahem - outspoken High Street at the café since the third day of On a busy day, you’ve served shopkeeper) admitting, ‘without Anchorman, The his Freshers’ Week, and is about to students this place wouldn’t Pianist, Spiceworld, graduate. (In fact, only one member three hundred breakfasts survive at all.’ The mutual love of staff is not a student.) ‘It’s the should ensure Mike’s Bites remains The Curious Case of best job I’ve ever had’, he says, ‘and the notoriously colossal breakfast, Tom himself has, in the past, worked a Bangor student institution for I’ve had quite a few.’ Asked about and he’s not alone. There have been until 7:30 p.m. and then rushed to years to come, and I’ll drink (a Benjamin Button his plans post-graduation, he seems 218 attempts, only about ten per the ball, only to return to the café genuinely upset at the prospect of cent of which have been successful: for its 3 a.m. opening, all so that comically large mug of tea) to that. quitting Mike’s Bites, and admits he ‘It still makes me feel slightly ill you can perch on the window ledge, Groups: OF is not a may stay on another year. He even “watching someone force it down, it’s balancing a plate on your knee,” retains his passion for fry-ups: ‘On a painful to watch a lot of the time. and spill ketchup on your tux/ball Verb, I’m Just busy day, when you’ve served three You get people breaking sweat after gown. Also especially busy is the hundred breakfasts, you do tend to half an hour, going to the toilet and fi rst day of Freshers’ Week, when Getting Drunk, think “I’ll go for a salad”, but I still making themselves ill just so they parents bring in their nervous come in here on my days off.’ Truly, a can come back up and fi nish. That’s charges for a farewell feed. man after my own heart. But you live going too far, it’s not worth it. There’s Touchingly, the same freshers are Fiona’s accept- ance speech...

Thank you so much everyone. I have never won anything of the “month, so this is a real high point of my year, and maybe even my life. Obviously I have to thank Seren, Bangor and, of course, Carnage, because without their help and support, I would not have been all over the pages of the student newspaper.” ” Fancy a bit of this? Add us on Facebook to be in the running next month! Tom, short-order chef at Mike’s Bites The mighty few who have conquered the and 3rd year music student infamous Greedy Bastard breakfast SEREN STUDENT CENTREFOLD 14 March Issue 2009 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk This year, Seren’s roving reporter, Willow Manuel, is dedicating some time to trying out clubs and societies.

All photos of Willow in action taken by Helen Waller

AMERICAN FOOTBALL

merican Football was perhaps begin to explain as I have no idea tackles I was told that I could tackle everyone following me. When no game and found it similar to Rugby. one of the societies which I what the strategy was, all I knew by placing two hands on the player one tackled me for a split second I don’t feel that wearing padding Awas the most scared of trying is that I was supposed to run when from the other team. This worked I thought ‘How quick am I?’ until I makes the players wimps; it’s just out as usually only men (and big ‘hut’ was called, if we pre-empted to my advantage if I could catch realised that they were letting me common sense as the game is very testosterone fi lled men at that) play. the ‘hut’ we had to drop down and them and I managed to ‘tackle’ score. I am however still proud of rough. Despite enjoying American I didn’t grasp Rugby so thought that do fi ve press ups. After doing this the coach once! I also managed to my one touchdown and one tackle. football I am going to have to I wouldn’t grasp American football for about half an hour we played an score a ‘touchdown’ when the ball After two hours of American surprise everyone by saying that it either, and I was right. actual game which involved a lot of miraculously ended up in my hands football I was shattered and isn’t really for me. To begin we did some warm up grunting, running and fi ghting. My and I legged it across the fi eld with covered in mud, I really enjoyed the exercises followed by tackling. I job was usually to run deep and was tackled and attempted to tackle catch the ball if it was thrown at me huge men wearing helmets and (which it usually wasn’t as I usually American Football was perhaps one of the padding which was very painful. dropped it). After the tackling we did some After it appeared that I was too societies which I was the most game strategies which I couldn’t scared to get anywhere near the scared of trying out

had hoped to go to Aikido dressed being aware of your surroundings while a big mat over and over again and also up as a ninja, however I decided keeping your mind clear (my mind is to throw people (including a Richard Iagainst this for two reasons, never clear at the best of times). After Gere lookalike) onto the matt again and fi rstly I thought that it would be failing to meditate I grappled the basic again. AIKIDO disrespectful and secondly I didn’t techniques which started off as ‘simple’ On the whole I found Aikido very know where to fi nd a costume, so I attacks which had to be counteracted enlightening, the philosophy of focusing settled for a black track suit instead. by blending with the motion of the on positive energy and not negative Ki- aikido is a is a Japanese martial attacker and redirecting the force of energy is an optimistic one. The idea art based on the principle of ‘ki’ (inner the attack rather than opposing it head- of using Aikido in the police force energy) and encompasses both mental on. We had to always focus on our was also mentioned as the police and physical training, it was developed inner ‘ki’ which was centred around the could defend themselves by Morihei Ueshiba and is based on pelvic bone (I don’t think that I located while also respecting the principle that practitioners defend mine but am still looking). We did a and protecting their themselves while also protecting their number of exercises which involved attackers from injury. attacker from injury, so despite being a being attacked and defended ourselves Aikido despite being martial art of sorts Aikido is supposedly usually by ‘peacefully’ twisting our complicated to master non-aggressive. To start we did some partners arm and throwing them to the is very good when warm up exercises and then meditated ground. I found the moves complicated watched professionally for a few minutes. Meditating has and I think that mastering Aikido takes and is based on a perhaps been one of the most diffi cult a lot of mental and physical training. serene concept. things that I have had to do as ‘Willow The best part of the session was where does... not shut up’ and it also involves we got a chance to be thrown over onto Meditating has been one of the most diffi cult things to do as ‘Willow does... not shut up’ 15 March Issue 2009 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk UPDATE

Have You Heard? Monday Thursday Yes, brothers and sisters, YES, YES, YES! Storm FM is fi nally online! After 08:00-10:00 Ste and Coffee in the Morning months of negotiation Bangor’s Student Sound has reached a new height. We 15:00 - 17:00 The Monday Afternoon Bit 17:00 - 18:00 Have you heard? 18:00 - 19:00 Thats Debatable! have more shows than ever before and are fi ring on all cylinders ready to deliver 17:00 - 18:00 Four-play 18:00 - 20:00 Time Tunnel 19:00 - 20:00 Ka-Pow! to students in Bangor and even more spectacularly, the world! After a hugely 20:00 - 22:00 The Lost Brigade 20:00 - 22:00 Rhagien Ioan ac Iwan successful launch party, Storm is ready to face the future! With nearly 70 hours 22:00 - 23:00 Chance to Dance of shows, tune in by going to www.stormfm.com and clicking LISTEN! Tuesday Friday 18:00 - 19:00 The Forum 08:00 - 10:00 Ste and Coffee in the Morning 19:00 - 20:00 The Irish Show 19:00 - 21:00 The Music Team Show 20:00 - 21:00 Tuesdays Gone 21:00 - 23:00 Sugar and Spice 21:00 - 23:00 Thunder Storm 23:00 - 00:00 Late Night Quickie Wednesday Saturday 08:00-10:00 Ste and Coffee in the Morning 13:00 - 14:00 Back To The Future 00:00 - 01:00 The Riot 17:00 - 18:30 Decomposing Composers 10:00 - 12:00 James Paddy...almost alive! 18:30 - 20:00 Paranormal Society Show 14:00 - 16:00 Stationary Drivetime 21:00 - 22:00 The Scot and the Scouse 17:00 - 18:00 Double A Side 18:00 - 20:00 Storming up the Charts 18:30 - 20:00 Menage a trois 20:00 - 21:00 City Anthems Sunday 10:00 - 12:00 James Paddy...almost alive! 12:00 - 13:00 Bangor Sunday Sport 13:00 - 14:00 Past Force 14:00 - 15:30 Stationary Drivetime 15:30 - 18:00 Storm Bound 20:00 - 21:00 Acoustic Rooms 22:00 - 00:00 The Urban Mix Show ON THE MOVE 16 March Issue 2009 MUSIC www.seren.bangor.ac.uk Peter Doherty - Grace/Wastelands The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die

t’s been 5 years since 2005’s Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned, in that time Prime Ministers have changed, Martin Luther King’s Dream has been realised, and even Iggy Pop is appearing in insurance adverts. IIn fact I’ve just checked my thermometer to make sure Hell hasn’t frozen over, although you never really can tell in Bangor. However if there’s one thing you know that will never change it’s the brilliance of The Prodigy. In the title track alone the bass line builds up like a cyclone before turning into a punishing beat, and a distorted voice cries Invaders must die! and with that you know they’re back. ‘Omen’ only reaffi rms this with one of the best synth hooks they’ve produced in ages backed by Keith Flint’s cry The writing’s on the wall / It won’t go away. This is an album which you can’t possibly pick a highlight from with colossal beats and tunes in abundance such as ‘Thunder’ and ‘Warrior’s Dance’ with its haunting saxophone. It would appear the writing is indeed on the wall for anyone who wrote them off after their last album. There are those who accuse Invaders… of being commercialized and ironically even a bit Pendulum-esque. But to my mind in a music industry full of blandness and similarity this album sees The Prodigy stand out from the rest and continue to write albums packed full of anthems you will have on repeat for ages, like only they can. They’re menacing and defi ant as ever and never he ‘Pete Doherty in decent mumbled asides, mobiles ringing generic and no track sums this up better than ‘Running With Wolves’, which sees them declare You run with album shocker!’ tone which mid-song and half-formed lines, the wolves while I hunt like a hound. Never was a more potent line or album written better to make the music Thas dominated reviews of there are string arrangements and industry fl ee with their tails fi rmly between their legs. Grace/Wastelands had, it must be Graham Coxon. The poignant ‘1939 said, aroused the indie snob within Returning’ evokes palpable drama, Liam Randall me. I’ve known many of these ‘new’ while ‘A Little Death Around the songs for years, I sneered, it’s no Eyes’ is given an air of ‘60s intrigue, surprise to those in the know that of the kind latterly adopted by the he can pen a tune. It’s true that Last Shadow Puppets. the faithful (or deluded, take your Doherty’s quality control remains pick) have been listening to various erratic however: some ill-advised versions of these tunes since the scat singing leaves ‘The Sweet By days of the Libertines; released and By’ sounding like a Disney Yeah Yeah Yeahs – online, they were scrappy, rambling movie (but one made by a slurring affairs, sometimes frustratingly Englishman, obviously). You could so. Mostly, however, it was exactly also argue that his well-worn these qualities which ensured a aesthetic (alternately romantic and cherished place in fans’ hearts gritty Englishness) is a little passé, It’s Blitz! for Pete’s intimate outpourings, a bit 2003, and it is laid on pretty contributing as they did to the Libs’ thick here; we get Kappa, Reebok, ‘band of the people’ status. So Winston, Enoch, opium and tea, aren O is the ultimate indie big sister. I feel as if she and her two male companions have the critics’ apparent surprise upon and Arcady. If you were an avid soundtracked my whole teenage life – from the angry, rebellious Fever To Tell, to the colourful and ‘discovering’ Doherty’s ‘other side’ Libertines follower, this can all seem Khedonistic Show Your Bones and fi nally the dreamy and mature It’s Blitz!, these three albums have is a little hard for us seasoned Pete- a bit hackneyed by now (or maybe taken me from sixth-form to postgrad in 33 songs. Although this is not the place to be refl ecting on my watchers to swallow. I’m just bitter). But if you knew Pete hugely misspent youth, it is important to note how important the Yeah Yeah Yeahs have been to music As lovely as those early sessions only as ‘that squawking junky’, you since they burst onto the scene back in ’03. The evolution of their sound not only represents my life, but are, however, Grace/Wastelands really should get to know Peter. the evolution we have seen in indie music for the past six years. proves that making these songs, It is no surprise then that It’s Blitz should see the Yeah Yeah Yeahs adopting as a fourth member the y’know, listenable, with proper Rhodri Barker current biggest whore in the indie world: the synthesiser. Never fear though kids, nu rave as we knew it structures and everything, wasn’t is still dead (until Klaxons fi nd that second album), as It’s Blitz offers a more sophisticated use of synth a bad idea after all. In place of without even a hint of neon. It’s all about subtle build ups with huge climaxes which opening track ‘Zero’ perfectly demonstrates as it rushes you into the album with such skilful hooks that you will barely notice it. A song which is so euphorically absorbing that it actually almost made my friend crash his car; such is the power of Karen O and co. The rest of the album fl oats dreamily along, with delicate and feminine songs such as ‘Runaway’, ‘Skeletons’, ‘Hysteric’ and ‘Little Shadow’ offering what my boyfriend calls “the sort of songs that you’d Loney, Dear - slow dance at a prom to”. This is all punctuated with explosions that would fi ll any indie dancefl oor: ‘Dragon Queen’, ‘Dull Life’ and ‘Heads Will Roll’ justify the album’s volatile title and demonstrate that the swagger of Fever To Tell has not been lost. Dear John The Dave Sitek touch on It’s Blitz is felt throughout, and although the production is impressive it is diffi cult to imagine how a three-piece band would be able to effectively emulate it live. However, this does not detract from the greatness of this album proving that Yeah Yeah Yeahs will be a force to reckon with for years to come. oney, Dear is the Swedish one man band created by Emil Svanängen who describes his music as “warm, swingy and Lfull-coloured”. With his previous albums being recorded in Emma Dixon. the homemade studio in his parents’ basement this one maintains much of the same “do it yourself” feel. ‘Airport Surroundings’ opens the album. It’s fast, upbeat and builds up layers of backing vocals and strings. ‘Everything Turns To You’ keeps up the rhythm with more of a sinister and electronic edge you might expect from the likes of Depeche Mode. ‘Under A Silent Sea’ is more dramatic and mournful but the direction of the album changes again with ‘Summers’ which has the sunny, hazy sound similar to Fleet Foxes that you would expect from a Swedish pop band. ‘Distant Lights’ builds up the tension again as we head towards the end of the album to the mellow and dreamy ‘Dear John’ which opens with sleep well tonight. As this is supposed to be his fi nal album as Loney Dear and the goodbye to his fans, the song appropriately expresses the warm, layered, poppy sound he has been distilling almost obsessively throughout his career. Perhaps the Swedish pop answer to Daniel Johnston, you’ll like this if you like The Shout Out Louds, Royksöpp and Okkervil River.

Georgia Mannion 17 March Issue 2009 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk MUSIC U2 – No Line On The Horizon

s with any album by U2 No Line On The Horizon is one greeted with much hype, ardent fans comparing it to Achtung Baby or The Joshua ATree, but does it live up to this torrent of mutual back slapping from fans? Certainly on the second single due for release ‘Magnifi cent’ we see a track harking back to their 80’s incarnation, which wouldn’t look out of place School of Seven on one of their classic albums. The soaring guitar melodies and pulsing rhythm are a great accompaniment to Bono’s excellent vocal range. Whilst Bells - Alpinisms not a hardline fan I found myself pleasantly surprised by it, especially after the underwhelming title track. ‘Moment of Surrender’ is an excellent slow he fi rst time this was released burner in the vein of ‘Stuck In A Moment’ and the beautiful gospel style it slipped under my radar, but keyboards here prickle your neck hairs, greeting you like a long lost friend Thaving had its re-release just not felt since ‘Sunday Bloody Sunday’ and ‘With or Without You’. There are this week I heard it being played some mediocre songs that don’t fi t the album as a whole such as ‘White in-store and it’s pretty fantastic. as Snow’ and ‘Cedars of Lebanon’. However for every one of these there’s the lyrical brilliance and upbeat jangly guitar of ‘I’ll Go Crazy If I Don’t Go The band consists of Benjamin Crazy’ producing simple yet genius lines: She’s a rainbow and she loves Curtis (formerly of Secret the peaceful life / Knows I’ll go crazy if I don’t go crazy tonight. Perhaps Machines), together with identical the only mistake U2 made with this album was underselling it with the lead twins Alejandra and Claudia single ‘Get On Your Boots’, which sounds like a half rate ‘Vertigo’. Whilst Deheza (formerly of On! Air! a couple of duff tracks do taint the album slightly this is undoubtedly the Library!). Fact fans might like best offering from the Dublin quartet since Achtung Baby and sees them to know that the band is named defi nitely knocking at the door of such former glories. after the School of the Seven Bells, a mythical South American pickpocket training academy.

Liam Randall There isn’t a single genre you could pin them down to at all, their music sounds as though it takes infl uence from world music, electronica and spacey prog all at Classic once. The best I can come up with Review is ‘beautifuldreamsplosionxcore’. www.myspace.com/ One Gig Like This schoolofsevenbells Elbow Take Llandudno, 09/03/09 Beyond The have been waiting for this day for incredible, irrepressible anthem that Wizard’s Sleeve over 8 years. I have had tickets is ‘One Day Like This’. This was the Ito it in my hand a mere four times big climax of the evening, what - Re-Animations previously and had to give them up everyone was waiting for and what due to various reasons. I have been a moment to have witnessed. Ever Vol. 1 waiting to see this event for so long since Glastonbury, this song has eyond The Wizard’s Sleeve now that the excitement I feel about it become an anthem for the people. are DJing duo Erol Alkan now, after the event, is still immense. Something bigger than Elbow. Garvey B(a big name in both indie Opening with 2008’s, ‘The Seldom encouraged all to sing, they did. and dance music and now Seen Kid’, album opener with the Everyone had their hands up with a producer for a lot of very excellent added touch of Welsh fl ags on the smile across their faces. The band albums) and Richard Norris. trumpets (nice one lads) Elbow took were loving it. It was another joyous to the stage with smiles on their moment, one I will never forget. Whilst the results might not faces, amongst the bright lights of So, Elbow stormed Llandudno always be dancefl oor bangers they expectation. They played ‘Starlings’ and with it North Wales. They can certainly make some very with passion, belief and honesty. It played a wonderful set, with no dull interesting versions of popular indie was note-for-damn-note. Garvey’s moments. Every single song had songs. The remixes of Goldfrapp’s voice sounding in fi ne form, the best something about it, as they always ‘Happiness’ and Midlake’s ‘Roscoe’ it has ever sounded to my ears. There have done, but tonight there was are probably my favourites for The Carter Family is something about the rough beauty something extra going on. Here’s to their particularly dreamy sound More Tales of American Folk Music he exudes that makes you believe the next album, the next tour and 8 which you could as easily relax every single word he purrs. more years of Elbow being the best in bed listening to as you could The set was an almost perfect band in Britain. I will not be waiting dancing at the indie discotheque. ou quite often come across for the fi rst time. Although the song balance of old and new. The old not another 8 years to see them again, bands that contain more than actually predates the family, they going down quite as well as the new that is for sure. One gig like this a They’ve supplied many of my Yone member of a particular used their folk entwined minds to (most of the crowd were there to year would see me right, indeed. favoutite B-sides to great singles family. The Gallagher brothers front craft a slightly different set of lyrics, see the latest songs and had no clue the Manchester based ‘Beatles based on the same melody. of late so I recommened you check when the golden oldies were played). out the fi rst of what will hopefully tribute band,’ Oasis. It has also Their characteristic vocal work The last track of the main set - the Hannah Smart been suggested that the The White and lazy country strumming style are be many volumes of reanimations. Stripes are of some relation, with also other features of the record that brother and sister and husband make it very much their own. The ‘Re-Animations Vol. 1’ is out now. and wife both being suggested. lyrics are rich sounding, as well as

It is rare however, to fi nd a band being delicately descriptive. From the www.myspace.com/ not only containing more than two opening line, I’ll twine with my mingles beyondthewizardssleeve members of the same family, but also and waving black hair, to the line, I In Next Month’s Issue... using it as their collective name as will charm every heart, in his crown I WIN!!!! Lee., x well. The American folk based act The will sway, you can see that they lend Carter Family, sport this particular little to the stark realism of American quirk, and the family vibrancy certainly folk in this particular song, and comes across in the simple catchy instead take a more poetic direction. melodies and tight vocal harmonies. The Carter Family were not completely The Carter Family recorded between apart from the folk scene that was the years of 1927 and 1956, and occurring in America at the time consisted of Alvin Carter, wife Sara though. In other records such as, ‘Coal Carter and Alvin’s sister-in-law, Miner Blues’, and, ‘Bring Back My Boy’, Maybelle Carter. Interestingly Maybelle the realism and tales of hard times would later give birth to country star and people are very much evident. June Carter, who famously married Despite this small thematic paradox, legend Johnny Cash. there is defi nitely something unique Their music soon became the and interesting happening in the benchmark of country and folk music of The Carter Family, something excellence across America, and after different from the other American folk listening to a few of their recordings, it of the time, and personally that’s good is simple to see why. One of their most enough reason to give them a listen. famous tracks, ‘Wildwood Flower’, was like no other folk I had heard when I had the pleasure of listening to it Tom Durkin 18 March Issue 2009 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk Upcoming fi lms in 2009… FILM May It may not feel like it right now, but summer really isn’t that far away. And whether it’s warm and sunny or cold and wet over the summer period this year, there is one place to be, at the cinema. Things start off in a big way with May seeing the release of several highly anticipated blockbusters. First of is the long-awaited ‘X-Men Origins: DVD Reviews Wolverine’. The fi lm brings back Hugh Jackman in the lead role which charts the early years of his character, showing us how he became the Wolverine we all know. May 8th sees the release of J.J. Abrams’ big budget re-imagining of ‘Star Trek’. Ron Ghost Town Howard’s follow-up to his 2006 adaptation of ‘The Da Vinci Code’ with ‘Angels & Demons’ sees Tom Hanks once again portraying Robert Langdon attempting to solve ertram Pincus (Ricky Gervais) walks ‘through’ Frank in the street. a murder and prevent a terrorist attack against the Vatican. is a surly, impatient dentist Shocked that Bertram can see him B(stealing other peoples’ taxis in the afterlife, Frank asks him for June and refusing to hold lift doors) whilst help in settling some ‘unfi nished You’ll be in for a real treat in June with the double whammy of new instalments making no attempt to curb his lack business’ that he can no longer do on in both the ‘Terminator’ and ‘Transformers’ franchises. The action begins on with of interest in his patients’ chit chat, his own. Bertram is the only person ‘Terminator Salvation’, which sees Christian Bale take on the role of John Connor or anyone else’s for that matter. He who can see the dead- a result of his as we fi nally get to see the actual war with the machines. ‘Transformers: Revenge is sick of his mundane lifestyle and momentary ‘death’ in hospital, and of the Fallen’ promises to be even bigger than the fi rst fi lm, expect something truly his character is not too dissimilar to agrees unwillingly to help Frank on spectacular. If you’re more a comedy fan then you might want to check out ‘The that of Andy Millman who he plays condition that the other dead (that Year One’ which stars Jack Black and Michael Cera as two lazy hunter-gatherers who in the BBC series Extras. This fi lm soon realise Bertram can see them are banished from their primitive village and set off on an epic journey through the is also proof that Gervais has more too) will stop pestering him. So whilst ancient world. tricks in his book other than that of trying to split up Gwen and her new David Brent in The Offi ce. Although fi ancé to satisfy Frank, an idea that July a surprisingly moving fi lm, there are Bertram later questions, he helps July 3rd sees Johnny Depp and Christian Bale get to share the screen in Michael many moments of comedy included other ghosts with their problems and Mann’s latest directorial effort ‘Public Enemies’, a gangster movie set in the 1930s. as well. also learns that he feels better when Anyone who loved Sacha Baron Cohen’s politically incorrect ‘Borat’ will defi nitely Bertram, whilst in hospital being pleasant to people rather than want to check out his latest fi lm which brings to the screen one of his other creations, undergoing minor surgery, ‘dies’ for miserable, Bertram changes in a ‘Bruno’. ‘Harry Potter’ fans will fi nd that their long wait is over when the latest seven minutes whilst anaesthetised similar fashion to Ebenezer Scrooge. instalment ‘Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince’ is released on July 17th. With and from that point on his life will Gervais is very convincing in David Yates once again on directing duties this looks to be another very enjoyable change in bizarre fashion. Earlier on his lead role and his comic timing and dark fantasy that will have appeal for viewers both young and old. in a sub plot, Frank Herlihy (Greg ensures that there are enough laughs Kinnear) is killed in an accident throughout. This is a fi lm that all can August and becomes a walking ghost. We enjoy, especially if you need a break August gets off to an action packed start with the release of G.I. Joe: The Rise of learn that Frank has previously during essays, dissertations and Cobra. The fi lm directed by Stephen ’The Mummy’ Sommers is based on the toy line been unfaithful to his wife Gwen revision! It’s out on DVD now. of the same name, focuses on an elite military unit taking on an evil organisation led LA Confi dential (Tea Leoni) and after his death, Will Varley by a notorious arms dealer. Quentin Tarantino fans who have long been awaiting the in a chance meeting, Bertram director’s next movie won’t have long to wait as his latest fi lm ‘Inglorious Basterds’ fi nally hits cinema screens on August 21st. This World War Two set fi lm looks to be ith the recent release of Pearce, Russell Crowe, Kevin Spacey trains young actors to “walk and talk exactly what Tarantino fans have been waiting for. So, there you have it. This is going LA Confi dential on special and Kim Basinger (who won an like a cop” for TV shows and makes to be one summer with no shortage of cinematic treats to indulge in. Wedition DVD and blu-ray, Oscar for supporting actress) all some money on the side leaking it gives me the chance to say why give career best performances. The information to sleazy journalist Sid the fi lm is one of the best ever story, in a nutshell, follows Pearce, Hutchins (Danny Devito). made, a master class in storytelling Crowe and Spacey as Los Angeles With beautiful photography, and cinematic excitement. LA cops all drawn to the same homicide, production design and a cracking Confi dential is a brutal crime noir a gun massacre at a cafe where big band soundtrack evoking a great adapted from the novel of the they adopt their own methods of sense of time and place of 1950s, LA same name by James Ellroy. Brian investigating with explosive results. Confi dential simply shines. There’s Helgeland’s Oscar winning screenplay Ed Exley (Pearce) is a stubborn cop something here for everyone, thrills, was fully deserved, adapting such a who goes only by the book even if drama, romance, brutal action and complex, multi layered story into it means ‘ratting out’ fellow offi cers, some serious shocks you will not such a fl owing narrative, which Bud White (Crowe) is a tough cop see coming. A stunning American while it requires concentration, with a violent temper who is hired masterpiece. never becomes heavy handed or by police captain Dudley (James incomprehensible. Cromwell) to beat suspects for The acting really shines through confessions and Jack Vincennes Mark Varley from a terrifi c ensemble cast: Guy (Spacey) is a celebrity cop who

his quirky and at fame), fi nds a whole new world times downright opens up as she becomes sucked into Jarrod’s weird world of Tweird fi lm is in a revenge against his high school league of its own. bully, which takes them on a

Wallace And Gromit : A Matter Of Loaf And Death! n the vein of my previous review and their new “dough-to-door” plenty of laughs for younger I’ve decided to go for a quirky service from their bakery “Top audiences and subtle background Ishort fi lm that’s a mock murder Bun”. After the opening scene jokes and references that will keep mystery. First gracing our television we see Wallace and Gromit it fresh for at least a few watches. wild journey back to Jarrod’s screens on Christmas day in 1989 meet a fellow bread enthusiast, With a cracking ending that should Piella Bakewell, a former pin-up eginning with and utilising hometown, with plenty of twists Wallace and Gromit have previously make you chuckle this fi lm is stop-motion animation made 3 short fi lms, and a feature girl for the “Bake-O-Lite” bread and turns along the way. a must for those lazy Sunday Bthroughout this nerdy and If I revealed any more I would length jaunt in “Curse Of The Were- company, and her dog Fluffl es, afternoons or duvet days. Wallace heart-warming New Zealand love be in danger of spoiling the movie Rabbit”. “A Matter Of Loaf And Death” when the brakes on her bike story, it tells the tale of shy fast but this is a must for those who like made its debut at Christmas on appear to fail. Subsequently And Gromit : A Matter Of Loaf And food employee Lily who after quirky comedy and Flight of the BBCone, and is now being released the oblivious Wallace’s whirlwind Death is Released on March 23rd. losing her job at “meaty Boy” Conchords fans everywhere. on DVD! romance set against a background due to her crush on another This adventure is set around of murdered bakers and a sense of Sion Wyn Laszek geek Jarrod (played by Jemaine our protagonist Wallace and his comedic impending doom ensures Clement of Flight of the Conchords Sion Wyn Laszek ever faithful sidekick Gromit 19 March Issue 2009 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk FILM & BOOKS Marley & Me

fi lm not being funny enough to really be considered a comedy, lacking too much in the romance department to really be considered a romance and not being nearly engaging enough to be successful as a drama. As such, the fi lm suffers from an identity crisis. However, while the fl aws are evident, the fi lm is certainly not without its positive aspects. Marley himself is totally cute and adorable and it is hard not to be won over by his charm, even when he is being an extremely bad dog. And, even as he gets bigger he never ceases to be so delightful. Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston make for a very charming and endearing couple and for the most part they are also quite a believable couple, making everything that happens seem completely realistic. Overall, ‘Marley & Me’ is a fi lm that undeniably has charm but while it is ollowing up such fi lms as ‘Bolt’, Jennifer wants to have a baby but grows bigger and bigger, whilst not the very end. certainly ‘nice’ and has a number of ‘Hotel For Dogs’ and ‘Beverly John doesn’t feel ready for that step gaining any self-discipline, John When the fi lm works it is very merits it just doesn’t feel like a wholly FHills Chihuahua’, here comes so he gets her a puppy in an attempt and Jennifer’s love for him never charming and thoughtful and will satisfying trip to the cinema. However, the latest dog canine themed family to stall her biological clock. John and goes away. Marley’s antics also give be certain to move even the most anyone looking for a basic feel-good movie to reach British cinema screens Jennifer immediately feel a bond John rich material for his newspaper hard-hearted of individuals, but fl ick or anyone who loves dogs will following a wildly successful run at forming with the puppy they choose, column in which he offer a humorous the fi lm doesn’t settle for this, and get more appreciation out of it. the US box offi ce. who they name Marley, and soon they perspective on everyday life. As the strives to be more. This is where the John (Owen Wilson) and Jennifer have welcomed him into their home. Grogans mature and their family problems lie. Combining elements Robert Mann (Jennifer Aniston) Grogan are two However, Marley is full of energy and grows, with three children coming of comedy, romance and drama, the newspaper writers who move to is lacking in discipline, and begins over the years, Marley remains at fi lm attempts to be more than all of Florida after their wedding to begin making their lives very diffi cult. Their their side, and the bond that he these but is not wholly successful their life together. It isn’t long before bond is strong though and as Marley shares with the family remains until in blending them together, with the

By Emma McColl The Book Thief Fantasy Fiction by Markus Zusak We all love to be geeks with different books, but there are a few all time favourite fantasy t the start of World War Jessie Owens and just how many fi ction books that everyone loves to read, whether they are international best sellers or they are II, Death has a lot on his books the Book Thief can get her just really good books. Nevertheless, over the years some have stolen the spotlight and become Ahands. In the midst of hands on without getting caught. old classics that have reminded us of why we love them. Here are some best selling series that the chaos however, one person Published in 2005, The Book Thief have gripped the nation. catches his interest, particularly has reached international fame Lord of the Rings through her uncanny ability to and won several awards such Harry Potter by JRR Tolkien: cheat him. Liesel Meminger, a as the 2007 Boeke Prize. With by J K Rowling: This classic series young German girl, has just lost its unusual narrator, intriguing this wonderful of novels is still her brother to the harsh winter characters and quirky, vivid series has captured one of the most weather of 1939 and her mother prose, this novel should fi gure the world with its read by all ages, has handed her over to her new on every inquisitive reader’s list. magical ways and and now thanks foster parents, the Hubermanns, A fi lm adaptation is scheduled for will continue to even to the movies, is before disappearing completely. release in 2010. though the series is watched by all Plagued by nightmares, Liesel now at its end. With ages. Whether slowly allows herself to be drawn another three fi lms it’s the hobbits, by Zoe Perrenoud into the Hubermann family by still to come, we will elves or men Hans, her surrogate father, who always keep our love that keep us teaches her to read and in for Harry Potter. reading, you’ll whom she fi nds a kindred not able to put spirit. Surrounded by new them down. friends and fi lled with a passion for stealing books, Liesel begins to fi nd joy The Inheritance in life again while the series by deadliest of wars builds up C h r i s t o p h e r around her. Can the Jewish Paolini: this boxer in her basement series is one of remain safely hidden? Can the most read she and her family survive in recent years, the obstacles ahead? with a gripping Will Death, despite his story of power fascination with her, and dragons, manage to stay clear? In Eragon was this book you will discover a best selling the importance of the The Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyer: This novel and the colour of the sky at the more recent series has teenagers, and adults, story continues moment of your death, becoming addicted to the intriguing world and with a fourth alternative uses for the has left us wanting more, and most females book still to pages of Mein Kampf, wanting to fi nd a dashing vampire who doesn’t come. how to become the next want to kill us. 20 March Issue 2009 BOX www.seren.bangor.ac.uk

Red Riding Available on 4OD until 11th April quick warning to anyone who moral ambiguity to already humanly- his father’s funeral, he reprises bravado is stripped away layer-by- biggest surprise emerges: the second hasn’t seen this yet: Red Riding fl awed, often venal characters. his vocation at the Yorkshire layer, his weaknesses exposed in episode features Paddy “Dead Man’s Ais bleak. Ridiculously so. And I remember yelping with hyperbole Post, covering the abductions and the dubious methods he employs to Shoes” Considine as a (relatively) not in the typical, stifl ingly worn cliché to my friends something along the subsequent murders of several young remove the wall-of-silence that his straight-down-the-line detective. of “It’s grim up north” either, but lines of “It’ll be the closest thing girls and after initially taking the job dogged persistence presents him I nearly fainted. The relationship in a manner of naked, unvarnished British TV has to The Wire!”, in with. between Garfi eld’s reporter and malevolence, disturbing to the deference to David Simon and Ed Throughout, grim revelations Rebecca Hall’s Paula Garland, mother utmost. But you really should watch Burns’ peerless study of an American “Not only does it are at odds with the visionary, of one of the missing girls is gently it. It’s Channel 4’s fl agship drama for city’s institutional dysfunction (If you fi lmic presentation which makes intimate and tender, made all the early Spring, a trilogy adaptation of haven’t seen it, I implore you to. It’s refuse to pull you question the perspective. more poignant by the relentless David Peace’s “Red Riding Quartet” brill). That’s not exactly accurate. A scene in the aftermath of the cruelty that follows. novels that refl ect the fears the Red Riding doesn’t have the scope its emotional burning of a gypsy camp has almost As Seren went to print, the third young Peace had growing up in the of The Wire, but it is every bit as apocalyptic connotations, Dunford’s episode was yet to air, but I’ll be West Riding area, the spectre of the emotionally rending. I remember bewilderment and disconnection (a watching avidly to see it through to Yorkshire Ripper’s crimes haunting Simon describing his show as being punches, it disconnection also displayed as his its inevitably bitter conclusion. At a Peace’s thoughts and making him fear about the loss of hope, and this disregard for his safety decreases time when British drama faces cuts for the fate of his mother. Over three credo is equally applicable to Red wraps its fi sts in in inverse proportion to his family’s in revenue and attendant quality, this episodes, 1974, 1980 and 1983, each Riding. Not only does it refuse to pull concern) readily apparent along with is the gleaming jewel that provides with a different director at the helm, its emotional punches, it wraps its barbed wire for his growing fear. The performances, hope for future ventures while raising the motivations and consequences fi sts in barbed wire for added effect. equally, are imperious and worth the bar for domestic drama. It just of a high-level conspiracy are played In the fi rst episode, Andrew added effect” revelling in: Sean Bean’s property needs enough people to take notice. out during a turbulent decade, and Garfi eld plays Eddie Dunford, a magnate John Dawson exudes the As doomed reporter Barry Gannon like a breezeblock lobbed into a swaggering but ultimately callow on in a blasé fashion, he begins to calm, refi ned menace of a self-assured observes prior to his death in 1974: stagnant pond, the ripples caused by journalist who got his nose bloodied rethink his approach as the clues he sociopath. Warren Clarke’s belligerent “Evil triumphs when good men do human fallibility, avarice and greed when he made the jump from rural unearths tread on the toes of some DCS Bill Maloy is a belligerent, crude nowt”. continuously affect and shape the Yorkshire to the big time in London. very powerful individuals. Over the prone to fi ts of anger, the sadistic, agendas of its cast, and add layers of Returning home just after missing course of the episode, Dunford’s conniving Bob Craven . And then the Stephen Davies

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was a massive fan of the fi rst teenagers in college. There is a lot Effy and her new friends (Effy is the slowly-despite making it clear early immigration and homosexuality two series of skins. I liked the of drink and drugs, a lot of swearing little sister of original character Tony on who the main ‘couple’ are (Effy (although these issues are now Icharacters, the plots, the antics-I and a fair amount of sex-the fi rst and made sporadic appearances in and Freddy) the story between them tackled in most teen shows), for me loved everything about it. When I and second series also featured the fi rst two series). Personally, I has stopped and started over the it just doesn’t live up to the last two heard the new series was starting, I Dev Patel-the star of Oscar-winning think the characters in this series whole series and now, with just two series-and while a fourth is rumored couldn’t wait. fi lm ‘slumdog millionaire’. After the are quite weak-it’s nothing to do episodes to go of the series, seems to be in the pipeline using the same For those of you that are original characters fi nished college with the acting, I think the cast do a over complicated and nowhere near characters I just hope that the last unfamiliar with the series-let me and all went their separate ways at good job but I think the writing team a resolution. The series has had its two episodes of this series will be fi ll you in. Skins is a teen drama the end of the second series, the fail to make you care about them. moments of brilliance and has tried good enough to make me care. set in Bristol and follows a group of third series has been based around The story has developed extremely to tackle issues such as autism, Dave Lewis 21 March Issue 2009 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk TRAVEL Derry Welsh wanderings ondonderry, or the City of their tales of this City’s history. provide a great weekend. By Emma McColl Derry as it is more commonly For those of you who are more And if all this wasn’t enough to The Book Thief Lknown as, is a city rich with outdoor type travellers, just shy charm you into visiting the delights history. Just taking one of the of 30/40 minutes travel by bus of Derry then I am sure the price Fantasy Fiction by Markus Zusak many weekend tours along the can leave you climbing the Sperrin will. Flights with Ryan Air fl y from We all love to be geeks with different books, but there are a few all time favourite fantasy fi ction books t the start of World War II, Published in 2005, The Book Thief actual walls surrounding the town Mountains, taking the Giant’s Liverpool from between £5.00 and that everyone loves to read, whether they are international best sellers or they are just really good books. Death has a lot on his hands. has reached international fame and centre will state that fact. Not only Causeway Coastal Route and seeing £30 return included taxes. Nevertheless, over the years some have stolen the spotlight and become old classics that have reminded us In the midst of the chaos won several awards such as the do the tours tell the tales of the one of nature’s unnatural rock Accommodation is cheap too, Lord of the Rings A of why we love them. Here are some best selling series that have gripped the nation. however, one person catches his 2007 Boeke Prize. With its unusual city, but also provide a good day formations, the famous Causeway, with prices starting from £11 per by JRR Tolkien: interest, particularly through her narrator, intriguing characters and out of entertainment. a true love story if there ever was person per night in Hostels in the This classic series uncanny ability to cheat him. Liesel quirky, vivid prose, this novel should With entertainers fully dressed up one. It could also lead you to centre of town. There is a wide ride Harry Potter by J K of novels is still one Meminger, a young German girl, has fi gure on every inquisitive reader’s in armour and fl ute boys parading ‘The Free State’ - The Republic of range of hotels in the city ranging Rowling: this wonderful of the most read just lost her brother to the harsh list. A fi lm adaptation is scheduled around the walls and sometimes Ireland; more specifi cally Donegal. from quaint B & B’s to 4* hotels series has captured the by all ages, and winter weather of 1939 and her for release in 2010. even the canons of the Apprentice With hills galore to be explored or like the Tower Hotel, a stylish and world with its magical ways now thanks to the mother has handed her over to her Boys being fi red, the city never fails even the many beaches to walk contemporary hotel located within and will continue to even movies, is watched new foster parents, the Hubermanns, when it comes to the parades and across, it will be hard not to feel at the walls or The City Hotel, which though the series is now at by all ages. Whether before disappearing completely. by Zoe Perrenoud festivals of both religious factions. peace with its beautiful views. overlooks the River Foyle. its end. With another three it’s the hobbits, elves he travel world is set to suffer return and the short train ride to Plagued by nightmares, Liesel Besides the walls themselves, the But its not just picturesque fi lms still to come, we will or men that keep us this year with less people Conwy is only £3.35 return with slowly allows herself to be drawn city also has other magnifi cent mountains and beaches that always keep our love for reading, you’ll not wanting to spend what cash a student rail card discount. On into the Hubermann family by structural masterpieces in the Donegal has to offer. In June we Nick Finikin T Harry Potter. able to put them they have on all inclusive luxury Anglesey the untouched 125 mile Hans, her surrogate father, Guildhall, St Columb’s Cathedral & see the Donegal International Rally down. holidays to the Maldives and the coastline of sandy bays and cliffs is who teaches her to read and in the Tower Museum; all which tell take place which never fails to like. But just because we aren’t enough to draw anyone to the area, whom she fi nds a kindred spirit. able to travel great lengths doesn’t and a brisk walk over the Menai Surrounded by new friends and mean we can’t travel at all. We Bridge will land you on the island. fi lled with a passion for stealing in Bangor live on the edge of the There is everything there from the books, Liesel begins to fi nd joy The Inheritance famous Snowdonia National Park, butterfl y sanctuary, Pili Palace to The Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyer: This in life again while the deadliest series by Christopher one of the many tourist attractions Anglesey Sea Zoo in Brynsiencyn. more recent series has teenagers, and adults, of wars builds up around her. Paolini: this series is in North Wales that draws in And for boat lovers there is Starida becoming addicted to the intriguing world and has Can the Jewish boxer in her one of the most read thousands every year. Just because Sea Services which have trips from left us wanting more, and most females wanting to basement remain safely hidden? in recent years, we can’t fl y off around the world the Menai Bridge up to Puffi n Island. fi nd a dashing vampire who doesn’t Can she and her family survive with a gripping doesn’t mean we can’t experience For the fun loving among us there want to kill us. the obstacles ahead? Will story of power and a mini travel adventure. There is the now infamous Fun Centre in Death, despite his fascination dragons, Eragon are numerous fun and educational Caernarfon which allows all students with her, manage to stay clear? was a best selling sights around the beautiful scenery to be 4 year olds for the day, and In this book you will discover novel and the that is North Wales. From the the Alice in Wonderland Centre in the importance of the colour of story continues beaches of Anglesey to the Castles Llandudno, which takes us back to the sky at the moment of your with a fourth of Caernarfon and Conwy, our the crazy world of Lewis Carroll. death, alternative uses for the book still to surroundings at this University are If that’s not enough you could pages of Mein Kampf, how to come. far more interesting than just the always try the chocolate factory on become the next Jessie Owens pubs and clubs. Instead we have Foel Farm in Anglesey, or just for and just how many books the a great diversity of places to go something weird and random to Book Thief can get her hands and things to do, all while keeping do why not visit the World Teapot on without getting caught. our purses and wallets from getting Museum and shop in Conwy. light. 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Tuesday 5pm: Begin- ners Ballet 6pm: Ad- vanced Ballet 7pm: Break

Wednesday 5pm: Be- ginners Tap 6pm: Advanced Tap 6pm: Fitness* 7pm: Irish

 ursday 5pm: Be- ginners Jazz 6pm: Ad- vanced Jazz 7pm: Latin & Ballroom Fencing team fi ght it out Friday 5pm: Break 5pm: Fitness* he national BUCS championships When we got to the hall at midday the underdogs, with four of our six she took her opponent to 5-all, and * A special thank you should also be were held on 11th - 15th the atmosphere was electric and fencers having only picked up a sword Olivia Orchart doing the same in the given to the rest of Bangor Fencing *All classes are held TMarch, in Sheffi eld, celebrating already steamed up by fencers for the fi rst time when they arrived at Epee. The fi nal score was 78 - 135 (to club for their great and valued in Time except  tness achievements in 24 separate sports competing for the Championship university. But we made them work King’s) but the opportunity to fence support, and especially to our Coach which is held in the across the fi ve days. fi nal along with the hoard of for it, winning the fi rst two bouts such a talented team, at such a great and mentor, Chris Reid. He has given Curved Lounge. And one of the teams present people there to cheer to them on. of Foil and switching point for point sporting event, was fantastic. I am up so much of his time to train us, was Bangor’s Women’s Fencing Our fi ght was for the Trophy cup, until the last few turns where they so proud of the hard work everyone ferry us around, and generally be team, having only entered BUCS against Kings College London; a just managed to get ahead. Their put in to get that us far, and kept on more proud of us than even we are! * for the fi rst time this season. We strong team who have all fenced for advanced training and experience delivering on the day of the fi nals. A set off at 8am, a team of six, with Great Britain at one time or another, shone out in the other two weapons, lot of us will still be here next year, Kevanne Sanger, eleven eager supporters and enough and two of their girls (Mary Cohen but there were still times when we and we’re only going to get stronger. Women’s Captain. champagne, rose wine, and whiskey and Corrinna Lawrence) are 5th and could shake them; like Stephanie The only way is up, and we’re all to subdue a herd of elephants. 6th in the country for Epee. We were John’s second bout of sabre where determined to back there next season. Dance off in Scotland he last few months have been very busy for Bangor University TDance. A coach load of excited dancers headed up to Edinburgh in February to take part in the annual Edinburgh University Dance Off. We journeyed to bonny Scotland on the Thursday night, and spent Friday exploring what the beautiful city has to offer! Before we knew it, it was Saturday- Competition Day! Britain competed and the stan- dard of dance was through the roof! Needless to say the nerves started to kick in when we arrived at the com- petition venue and watched anxious- ly as the other teams rehearsed their routines. This competition is the one chance in the year that we can com- pete; entering categories for ballet, tap, jazz, contemporary, hip-hop and before the competition disenabling will be showing off the hard work in Surf club battle the waves break. Everybody danced well and him to compete but who still came both the Edinburgh routines, as well had a thoroughly enjoyable day, and to Edinburgh and continued to strive as what we’ve been working on since angor University’s Surf Club real gem of surfi ng lies not in the as we awaited the results it was clear to lead the breakers to their success! our return from the competition! The have had a pretty hard year competitions but the sport itself! how nervous we all were! Thankfully Well Done to all involved! show will be held on May 5th, 7:30pm in terms of competitions: it’s That said, we did attend one other all the hard work over this semester Our next task is the 12-hour in JP Hall- look out for our posters B sadly quite a rare occasion for surfi ng competition held by Aberystwyth paid off as we were placed 2nd in tap Dance-a-thon to be held on Thursday soon to be making an appearance as a sport to have competitions University’s surf club called The as well as our brilliant break dancers 19th March in Varsity. BU Dance will around Bangor, and we hope to see hosted in this country during the Borth Masters - there we scored receiving the Judges Award for spirit be dancing non-stop from Midday you there! winter months when we spend VERY highly- placing 2nd overall out and enjoyment! to Midnight with the hope of raising If anybody is interested in being Callum Druryrury much of our time at University. That of the 40 or so surfers taking part A lot of hard work had gone into money for Comic Relief. We haven’t part of BU Dance, please do get in Surf Team Capt said however we did attend (as (Seb Richards got the 2nd place, choreographing and learning dances tried this before, but we’re keeping touch at [email protected] always) the BUCS surf event at the losing out only to Aberystwyth’s this semester. Special mention must our fi ngers crossed for success! or come along to our classes and see start of the year (Oct) where we got best surfer). Next year when we’re be given to Olivia Wadham who To those who enjoyed our what you think! annihilated - though gave it a good organising a MASSIVE competition choreographed such a fantastic tap Christmas show, our summer show shot: placing 3rd in many of our of our own with a weekend of routine, and to all the tappers who will soon be here- with all styles of initial heats (you need 1st or 2nd partying that Bangor Students can took part. Special mention must dance including ballet, tap, jazz, Abby-Jay Wilson to go through out of 6 competitors come along to! also go to the break dancers for contemporary, street, Irish, Latin & BU Dance Captain in each heat), whilst our vice made their award and especially to Dave ballroom and break, it’s certainly not it into the 3rd round. However, the Callum Drury Todd, who injured himself just weeks a show to be missed! The dancers 23 March Issue 2009 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk SPORT Orienteering team on right track

The Bangor University Orienteers over the weekend of 28th February - 1st March travelled to the Orienteering British Championships in the New Forest, Southampton. Here are the results: Gordon Halton - 2nd in the Men’s 21 V category and also gained 9 fastest splits during the race. Fiach O’Rourke - 11th in the Men’s 21 L category and also gained 2 fastest splits (Currently ranked 11th in Britain). Tom Barton - 2nd in the Men’s 20 S category and also 6 fastest splits, Jennifer Williamson - 13th in the Women’s 21 L category. The team relay consisted of Tom Barton, Riding club update Fiach O’Rourke and Jennifer Willamson, in which our team came 3rd in Britain! angor University’s Riding Club place every Saturday of semester one both were very successful. Of the (Pictured right is Fiach O’Rourke of has had a very busy few months! and throughout the January exam four competitions we attended the In October the club began period. The dates of the competitions championship team we were placed Bangor). B training for the BUCS competitions; changed frequently which kept 3rd 3 times and 4th once, the trophy Gemma Carter we held team trials and had around everyone on their toes with organising team we were placed 3rd in each of 15-20 people try out. After around their university work and jobs, but their three competitions. Bangor University 2-3 weeks of analysing the trainee’s everyone showed real dedication for The competitions and training Orienteers Secretary performances and abilities, the teams which I was very grateful. The fi nal went very well and we hope that next were picked! dates were scheduled for the end of year the training will retain the same Linda Hermans, Naomi Giles, January and throughout February. dedication, stability, and fun as it did Lauren Yates and Victoria Owen were The competitions at each this year. Well done to each of the chosen for the championship (A) institution comprised of a pre-set teams for doing so well and thank team. The trophy (B) team consisted dressage test and an unknown you to all of those who helped out. of Catheryn Evans, Jenny Conway, jumping course; these had to be Special thanks to the Captains of Hannah Jones, Heulwen Plant and completed on the home-team’s BURC for their efforts. Alice Wrighton. horses. Bangor University held their The training of the teams took home competitions in February and Alice Gadsby

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The curious case of David Moyes f you were to draw up a straw poll only have to look at their fi nal league signings that Moyes seems to have particular are applauded for their Which must make one wonder if of Top British Managers, I wonder table fi nishes under him; four times come unstuck, James Beattie (a club shrewd buys and development of Moyes will ever get his shot at the big Iwho would be picked? Sir Alex, they have fi nished in the top seven in record £6million) and Andy Johnson young players, and Moyes has done time. Say if a job became available at obviously, but David Moyes has to be six full seasons in charge. Bearing in (£8.6 million) hardly set the world this as well as anyone during his time a top four team would he be high on a shoe in, same with O’Neill, perhaps mind this is a team that was only one alight after Moyes invested in them. at Everton. the list to replace Sir Alex Ferguson Mark Hughes, or hey we could even point above the relegation zone when While in terms of youth Ultimately this formula has proved or Arsene Wenger? go out on the limb and pick Gareth he took over. development, you only need look to be a successful one. Everton have It seems a shame, because as Southgate- it’s a crazy old world-just Moyes has managed to achieve at Moyes’ role in handling Wayne fi nished higher than teams such as managerial jobs go, Moyes has ask City fans. this through shrewd signings and Rooney’s rise to prominence, or his Tottenham and Manchester City, who probably got everything he could out Now obviously Sir Alex is an developing youth players-key factors blooding of younger players like have invested more in their team, of Everton during his time there. The exception, for a start he’s the only in gauging any managers success. James Vaughan and Victor Anichebe. over the past two years. strange and sad thing is that there one who has been knighted, but If you look at this current Everton Or how he is helping integrate current Yet when jobs appear at other seems precious little chance of him who would you name as the best? team, it is packed with David Moyes’ hot prospects like Jose Baxter and teams, who do boast more in the getting to manage one of the bigger Personally I’d opt for one in particular, bargain buys-Tim Cahill (£1.5 Jack Rodwell slowly and steadily into way of fi nancial power, Moyes’ name teams. who never seems to get the credit he million), Mikel Arteta (£2 million), the Everton fi rst team. is strangely absent. For instance, deserves-David Moyes. Yobo (£5 million) and Captain Phil These are points for which often was he ever mentioned as a serious Moyes had done a wonderfully Neville (£3.5 million). the best managers receive the most contender for the jobs at either Alex Stamp underrated job with Everton, you Interestingly it is with his bigger acclaim, Ferguson and Wenger in Manchester City or Tottenham? WEEKLYEVENTS FROM MARCH 2009

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