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86 CoUege Court Turkey Trot Raises Named $800 to Fight M.S. With the help of 16 sponsors, 11 teams made up of 4 members each, braved the crisp November whether in a relay style race, to raise more than $800. to help combat M.S. In the seventh annual Ten Eyck Hallturkey trot. Each of the team members ran 1 and one third miles, covering the circumfer ence of the college. Winners were---Mens Division, Ten E'Ick Hall; Womens, Faculty Staff (L.R.C.) and the CO-Ed team. T1e top fund raiser went to Fake Hall collecting more than $200.

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The College Court is made up of outstanding freshmen and senior students who have been especially selected by their peers, for recognition of service to the campus. Each se lectee has been voted into the College Court by Residents and Dorm Councils all across the campus.

We congratulate each of the selectees and thank them for their extra effort and help in making Cobleskill College a great place to be!

Bill Thomas Dix Hall #208 Dix Hail1016 Eric Burroughs Diane Monteveroe Wieting Hall 11009 Wieting Halllfl14 Jim King Lisa Gorf F ake Hall/l507 Fake Hall #127 Sam Persha Pete Bergren Draper Hall #308 Draper Hall #107 D iane Riehl Rich Grotton Pearson Hall #lOS Pearson Hall #2 18 Financial Aid News Shannon McDonald (1) Financial independence will be more difficult to establish Tony Giallaza Davis Hall 11307 under the revised criteria, which presume financial dependence Davis Hall /1221 on parents for all students under the age of 24 unless special Kevin Gunthier circumstances are met. (2) Guaranteed Student Loan volume will Jim Mallette Parsons Hall 11327 Parsons Hall /1127 be r educed for families with incomes under $30,000 as the new law requires that all students show financial need for loan eligibility. John F _ Kennedy Previously, only thOse with incomes above $30,000 had to show Sheryl Nash Ten Eyck Hall /1505 Ten Eyck Hall /1327 need. HESC estimates that over $200 million in annual GSL volume will be lost to New York State students and institutions.

• • THE WHI RLWINO, December 1986, p. 2 •

Well Gang; the end of the semester is here. I don't know where On November 11 , 1986, the Student Government appointed Mary the time went, and all thats left in hopes of grades is the fat lady MacAvoy Giery as a freshman representative to replace Prfnce singing. I hope that the freshmen enjoyed their first semester at Marshall. . • C.O.B.Y. For the seniors that are graduating I wish you the best of Mary is a Hotel Tech n olo~y major and hails from Delaware luck in your future endeavors. To returning seniors, just think County and her High School ~Ima Mater is Stamford Central, the only 4 more months! For my last column of the '86 year, I thought class of 1986. I would give you a taste of what' sJo come, plus this past semester She comes from a large family of six sisters and f ive brothers. in revi~w . Mary Mac as she is usually called was very active in high school, - For the Whirlwind, check out the new personal/ classified participating in Student Government, yearbook staff, photo club, section, I ' m sure it's going to be an ar ea that we can have a lot of softball and basketball teams, cnd language clUb. fun with. Plus hopefully we will be able to sell any item that you When asked what she would I ke to see on the Cobleskill College have to offer. Campus, she answers, "see in~ the students gain a respect for - To everyone who read my November column, (as I' m sure you each other and more cO 'operatiol among students." all did) I strongly support President Reagan and his polic ies. I Mary .lives in Wieting Hall aid please join the members of apologize that this point didn't come acro~s. Student Government in welcomin! her .to her new role. - I recently read an article about the best college Presidents in All the members of Student Government wish all the students the country. Unfort unately our very own Pres. R(>bbins wasn't and faculty a safe and enjoyable :hristmas and New year with listed. Don't worry Pres., in our book you're still No. Jne. their family and friends, see ya' ne).f semester !!! - Well, It's time for me to sign off. I hope every~ · ne that can, ret urns next semester. Remember, the sure way to miss success is to miss the opportunity. Studelt Government PR Committee Mike R eilly

COlLEGE PRf.SS SHNICE . • OKAY, Quality of Studt:nt Life Survey

\ WE'VE GoT Early in the semester, Dr. Leo Bryant ~x pressed an interest in IT I determining how Cobleskill's student i'Opulation judged the HoW WHAT QUALITY OF LIFE on our campus. During the week of October 13 to October 'iT a survey addressing Do WE Do the QUALITY OF LI F E on Cobleskill's camlJJs was adminis'ered WTM IT? to some 700 plus students. It is interesting to note here that students no. asked to complete - a survey, in many instances, went out of their "Yay to obtain one. Freshman and Senior s alike were truly interested in providing input in hopeS"'their voices would be heard. The breakdown of respondents for this survey represents, within a few perceC'ltage points, the actual ratio of male to female students presently living on the campus. This holds true for the Freshman/ Senior ratio as ·well. The 739 respondents represent about 38% of the total student poputdtlQn T"c cidinq on campus. Only a select response are listed .

DR INKING AND A DRY CAMPUS

.. DRINKING ON CAMPUS? SHOULD CAMPUS GO DRY?

GO DRY OON' T ORY SUN · FRI CHAN GE 3% 16% 81% 30% 70% 6% 22% 72% 24% 76% 2% 21% 77% 30% 70% 27% 73% 8% 28% 64% 13% 87% 3% 23% 74%

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- When asked if ALCOHOL has a NEGATIVE EFFECT on SUCCESS, . Pulling A NEGATIVE EFFECT 50 .2% NO EFFECT 49 .8% '

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MALE S SURVE YED · 326 (44%) FEMALES SU~.vEYED · 413(56%) SEN lOR SURVE YED · 288 (39%) FRESHMEN SURVEYED·451(61%)

Students Who Are Caught And Found Guilty Aulty aDd members lnjured In an automobile staff, ad, the local communty. The accident caused by a drunken driver: number If,people who took timlout of Gerry H1sert and Uz Montario are both their busypre-Thanksgivlng sC~ules hosplta1.J.zed, and most lIkely owe their to particliate in the TEN E.rCK lives to ,the seatbelts they were wearing TURKEY 'lI\OT and raise money tor The following people participated: at the time of the crash. Please, DON't muscular tystrophy is just 0",,= drink and drive. Even one drink can e:umple of ywr willingness to give b. Impair your driving ability. And don't like Men's Division otbers. Uttlehlngs saying bello, forget your SEATBELTS--they really holding a door, or shoveling snow in Participants Plates do save lives. Caution is one of the best front of the dot'Qs (as three PORTER winter drtvfng preeautlons: SLOW HALL students dd during our first big Eric Dickson 7.5 DOWN when the roads are icy or snow SDOW storm) really do mean a lot. Chris Stevens 5.75 Is fall1Dg. Be a responsIble driver-we Thanh to all llfyou, Cobleskill is a truly want to see you back on campus In L ed Parker 5.5 spectal place. JaDlUU'y. H • By the way, you're con­ 5. HEALTH CENTER-There's no Wayne Sands 4.5 cei'ned about drlnk driving get involved reason for any SUNY Cobleskill student with a group like ALERT or one of the to go without needed medical attention. Womens' Division several local service orgaDizations that The Beard Health Center is open each are commlUed to combatting one of thJs weekday and on weekends; the expert Jaimie Ponzillo 4.5 aatioa', largest killen. staff is available to help you with any . 4.25 2. TOWN AND GOWN COM­ medical matter. Although th<> o:nter !l0 Mary Ellen Porto MITTEE-As students, your lives longer operate:s on a 24 hour basis, Jen Roberts 4.0 revolve around the campus and the MEDICAL CAnE IS STILL Anne Dlugozima 3.5 local conunWlity. In an effort to AVAILABLE TO YOU 24 HOURS A Joan Collins 3.,5 pi'omote strong communications DAY. The CommWlity Hospital, less Jeannine Strisa 2.25 bltween the Village of Cobleskill and than a five minute drive from campus, will serve you at any hour 01 the day or Karina Pozza 1.75 tt.e College, a Town and Gown Com­ , mittee has been established. The night. Operating the Health Center on a Committee will deal with issues con­ 24-hour basis was no longer First Place Winners in each division were awarded $25.00, cerning both the Village and the economically feasible, especially since Second received $15 and third received $10. College, allowing College and Village the Community Hospital is close by and officials to work together on areas provides excellent 24-h0ur care. Only a which will benefit everyone involved few SUNY campuses currently have 24 with the College and the local com­ hour health care services, and these Excessive Profanity: mWlity. Dr. Leo Bryant, acting vice schools are in isolated areas with no president for student affairs, is the local hospitals. We are currently copchairperson representing the negotiating a new student health care College; Cobleskill Mayor Leon Wilson plan with !lie hospital; watch for more Time to Draw the Line is the co-<:hairperson representing the information on this next semester. Village. The Village is also represented 6. WHEN YOU RETURN ... It may By Tom Of Voa.a appalled by wise mouthed students by: James Crwn and John O'Donnell, seem far away right now, but January defamatory remarks that impede them both Village landlords; Chief of Police 19th will be hereJlefore you know it. In People have been plagued for years from executing the duties pertinent to John Sullivan; and Vice Mayor William addition to being registration day for by having no outlet to express their their positions within the framework Wollord. Other committee members Spring courses, January 19th is anger, frustration and their seemingly that is the college. The hierarchy at the representing the Colle~e are: Dawn MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY. always high blood pressure 'O"enting college has had enough of the immature Butkowsky, resident director; Larry We plan to have a wen-known these upsetting conditions can be a use of the English limgusge. The Joyce, liberal arts and sciences faculty speaker on campus in honor of the day. troublesome task. It warrants one to Judicial board has heard many cases member; William Mercier, campus (More details will be available when take a closer look at things around him involving profanity and gross neglect of public safety director; and Donna you return.) The speaker's presen­ and to act accordingly. Knowing what the nonns res~ those worthy of it. Westfall, student government tation will be a great time to see all to say and when to say it can save you In future instan&s. the transgressor{ s) president. Feel free to bring any of your your friends and professors before from detriment, or a better example of may find themselves faced with the concerns to these people-they're here beginning a new semester. See yo u in what you actually mean. Vulgaritlel task. of explaining their doings to a to help. 1987 ! are uttered on this campus, as well as group of individuals no longer tolerant 3. NEED EXTRA CREDlTS??-If BFSI' HOLIDAY WISHES all over society more than they should of such atrocities. The end result may be. Four letter words are making a be in the best interest of the charged comeback as adjed.ives. This must not person. He or she may fwd themselves be allowed to happen. It will become a somewhere they didn't plan on being. cancer in the student body. So avoid that impromptu reunion with All over this college students are Mom and Dad. Delete the explitives. cursing, swearing and making all sorts And the next time you feel like telling Isn't it of indecent and lewd comments to someone off, bite your tongue, it may members of the staff here at Cobleskill. not be worth the consequences. Workers merely doing their jobs .are about time ' Happy • Holidays • from The

Whirlwind! you became- , • , THE WHIRLWIND, December 1986, p . 4 • Attention January Graduates of o Cobleskill Agricultural & Tech ere or r re ins at • • • IS rln • As you are about to complete your two-year program you realize, wisely, that a baccalaureate degree is a priceless addition in today's career-oriented world. . It is the right time to complete your education at New York Institute of Technology where admissions pOlicies are extremely sensitive to the needs of 1ransfer students, especially in the evaluation of all prior learning and college-level credits. . Equally important, NY IT's tuition is affordable. Generally speaking, the undergraduate tuition for full-time students is under $5,000 a year, one of the lowest of any private institution. And, with generous scholarships, financial aid packages, and transfer grants, a quality • education becomes accessible to everyone. NY IT's Long Island and Manhattan campuses offer students an environment in which their educational and social needs are consis­ tently met to the satisfaction of all. A concerned and caring faculty and staff are ready to offer you the personal and professional guidance that will remain with you for a lifetime. Since you've been serious about your future so far, why not bring it closer to reality at NYIT? This spring. • Career education - more than 50 undergraduate majors, from art to technology • Dormitories at Central Islip Campus/llving accommodations for other campuses • Extracurricular ac:tlvltles; varsity sports for men and women • Suburban campu ses In Long Island; urban location in Manhattan near Lincoln Center • Cooperative Education Program - earn while you learn • Medical school at NYIT leads to Doctor of Osteopathy • Masters degrees in eight areas including MBA ~ Days - Evenings - Weekends • Ovef 28,000 graduates • Excellent job placement opportunities upon graduation NEW YORK \NST\TUTE OF TECHNOLOGY Opportunity and excellence ... for tod ay a nd tomorrow Retum thjs coupon today, or call the campus of your choice for an appointment. The Dorothy Schure ~--- . ------~------... ., Old Westbury Campus I New York In.tltut. ot Technology I Old Westbury, NY 11568 Old Westbury. NY 11568 (entrance on Northern Blvd ., I Attention of Chris Capone I I I Rte. 25A) I Please send undergraduate TRANSFER information. I 516/686-7520 The'Metropolitan Center I Ms Mr. I 1855 Broadway I Address I New York, NY 10023 I c_ S l~ I 212/39~351 I Zip TelephOne ( ) I The Central Islip Campus I I Carleton Avenue I Area of interest I Central Islip, NY 11722 516/348-3200 I Campus you wish to attend I I College you now attend I ~------~--~ • THE WHIRLWIN D, DeceUII.lc • •

• eHave You Heard • • • Jolly Red Giant

By Mariio Madonia

- Stevie Nicks has checked herself into the Beny Ford Center for drug dependency, where she is expected to stay for the full six­ week treatment. - John and 60 Derek, recently on a shopping tri p in Rome, had about $10.000 in traveler's checks, $7 ,500 in American dollars and Bo's new passport stolen from Bo's purse. A week earlier Bo's wallet credit cards and passport were stolen from their hotel room in Pari s. It doesn't sound like the Derek's are enjoying their trip! - A friend' s drug death has left Boy George facing a $.4.4 million lawsuit. On August 6, Michael Rudetsky. a 24 year old American musician, died from a heroin overdose in Boy George' s home. Rudetsky's parents are convinced that George is to blame for their son's death. I thought the "Boy" had enough problems already! . - Dr. David Musto, professor of psychiatr y and the histor yd of medrcine at Yale Medical School, sees the recent coca ine in, fatuation as a repeat performance. In t.he 1880's. Who on Campus can wear these sn eakers, with no room to spare? Answer in nex t months Whirlwind. ,

• , Horseshoe r------•• I by 1,.1. I Motel I I~------I Rt.110 in H istoric Sha ron Springs I I Room Controlled Heat Just the other day I jumped into my car. I Had to rn.ake it to class, so I headed to Mahar_ Color TV' s I Cruising around from lot to 'lot, I Kitchenettes Avai lable I Convenient To The College , To my dismay I coc!dn't find a spot. I Monthly & Sem ester Rates So I parked slightly over those dreaded drub!e y

By Laurie StDlweU products from the mBY bookstore, Have you ever gone to your mailbox only to find your mail not that you forget. You're becoming ac­ in? It's time. You've managed to squeeze customed to college life! Finally. Well, instead of blaming your R.A., look towards the campus YOU.i: trunk into the family rabbit along Now, the first semester is 6 over. OK, mail man. with your stereo, emergency rations maybe thir).gs with your roorrunates • His name is Bill Gares, and he hails from Ashbury, N.J. Bill is a and various other paraphenalia. Three aren't working out as well as you hours and 170 miles later, you're here. planned, but hey, you only have to live freshman and majors in Disease I Technology. Don't worry Bill, SUNY Cobleskill. Your home for the with them, right? And OK, so you're a we at the Whirlwind think you're doing a great job! Just get thOse next two years. little behind in your schoolwork-three papers delivered on time. As you b\~gin your first of many trips weeks worth isn't that much to make from the cn to your dorm room, your up! And, yeah, all right, so what if you initial excittoment fades to trepidation. have 9 lettters to write, two papers to Okay, well they did say there was three type, a lecture you'd really like to at­ of you in the room, but they never said tend and 8,000 other things that are anything about sharing? What do you presently demanding your attention!!? mean there 8re only 2 desks? 2 chest of So What? Well, before you have a drawers? A., d 1\'10 closets? How can nervous breakdown, take out your they expect you tr, cram all your clllPles calendar and note that there is a break into part of a chset? coming up! Turkey day break! TIwse are the crisises of your first So, you go home-with the best of ' hours at college. As you crawl into your intentions; you're really going to spend new bed for your first night's sleep your vacation time constructively and away from home, here, you begin to catch u~ on your backlogged work. relax. Your roorrunates seem nice, all WhY. maybe you'll even get ahead! But your posters are up, and hey, you you don't. You never do. You arrive haven't even called home yet ! back to COBY with two weeks left and Home. For the first few weeks, at five weeks worth of work to do it in. least, that word conjures up feelings Isn't that always the way? better left unfelt. You miss it-but God Of course, then there's Finals Week, forbid anyone else knowing that! (but that's another story altogether). However, soon you're so busy Well hey, you're almost there. What lies registering for classes that art' already ahead is uncharted territory, granted, full, signing up for a telephone that but hey, you made it this far. Good luck rings (when you call out!) and pur­ to· you. chasing those necessary paper Campus Trends By Mariio Madonia

When it comes to fads, nobody bea ts college kids-campus manias from the latest fashion trends to campus drinks include:

Syracuse University- giant hoop earings, granny glasses and hair clips. Holy Cross- Real leaf earrings. Brown University-Beads and long sweaters, oversize men's sport coats with hanging shirts. Special Interest Floor Northwestern-Chinese flats. Kansas Statge-Victorian boots. How wou1d you like to try something other members of the floor want to do. UCLA~Backpacks and scooters. new and exciting, something a little The primary philosophy behind this Northwestern-Drink . Fuzzy Navel- (peach schnapps and different? Do you like to be ad­ concept is to provide students the op­ O.J.) venturesome and-or somewhat special? portunity to' live with-a group of others Missouri University- Drink-Brains-(peach schnapps, If you answer yes to any of the above who have the same interests, needs and Haagen-dazs liqueur and grenadine) and are interested in living in a dif­ ideas they do, and to allow students to Coast to Coast- Fergie bows, destoryed denim (more holes the ferent residence hall lifestyle, then I be self directed. This floor, to a large better) , and handwoven friendship bracelets. have something special for you! A degree, would become self directed. special living-leaming floor that can You would not wait for others to do meet many of your interests. things for you, you would do things for How many of those do you see at Cobleskill? Ideally, this floor can become a yourself. living-learning center. Residents can Currently in Wieting Hall, we have an be as creative as they wish in regards to experimental floor that has tried to The Whirlwind and the WCDB Combine to present meeting the interests and needs of those accomplish this. They have been students living on the floor. For successful to a strong degree and we the Chance to Win a Totally FREE Trip example, on a regular basis, occupants want this success to continue. We are to Daytona Beach of this living-learning center can invite anticipating having openings on thls faculty, staff and-or experts to come floor for the Spring 1987 semester. So, if onto·the floor to speak on topiCS of joint you are interested in applying for a COBLESKILL COLLEGE Interest. These topics could be space on this floor, please see your classroom related, skill improvement Residence Hall Director or stop by the ESCAPE THE COLD, " or discussions on any topic you desire Residence Lile Office in Knapp Hall (i.e. dating, sexuality, job market, self and pick up an application. • MID· WINTER BREAK TRIP development, hobbies, music, skiing, or Applications are to be submitted to the TO: DA YTONA IJEA CH, FLORIDA even programs such as how to relax). RLO by 12 Noon on December 18, 1986. Also, the floor may be interested in U you have any questions, see either Destination: Daytona Beach , Florida organizing special trips and-or outings myself, Steven Ackerknecht such as camping trips, trips to sporting (Residence Life Office) or see Ms. Date: Februa.y 27 to Morch 8 events, museum trips. tbeatre trips, Dawn Butkowsky or Donna Westfall, dinner trips, ski weekends, etc. It is Wieting Hall. Pricing: $2S0/ Quod Occupancy - If d.p... I' .... ld by O.c.mb•• 1 really up to you and what you and the _s2'70 tor ,,_ rn... ..,ations a/tff DKemt!oer 1 SSO 1IOII -r.t u~bI' dC90Slt d.... by o.c,mt!oer 1 Full PlIymen, CbIol.n

L.O.d Bus.t CoblesklU 115:15 10 5: 4.5. O,pllrt: Knapp HlI l1 Circle 5:"5 sh.rp. Dr l v l n~ directly to FIOI' ld •. Arrive lit D• .,.lon" Be,ch l:4S ( Feb. 21) Dv.rn l ~ht In Fl • . 2' Ihru M.rch 6. Check·out of Alcoholism - One of America's of alcohol. rooms 10 ' .m . Sit., Merch 7. L.OIId bus 9 ' .m. to 10 a.m . . 5.1., four major diseases, along with heart Alcohol use and abuse have been M.reh 7 L.esl all.,. on beach ' March 7 until ~ p.m . Bus I."ves Dayton. at 5:00 p.m. Sharp In. Bus returns Sludents 10 Coby on and circulatory disease, cancer and attributed to more than: lI• . Bus .rr!ves on c.mpus lII3:00 p.m .lIl . respiratory illness. It's a tale of too • 50% of all fatal automobile crashes • 50% of all homicides Roundtrip MOloreoaeh TrllnSpOrialion many shocking statistics and too Trip Includes: • da.,.sn n ! ~hls oc.anfronl accommocl

• • • Joe's NCAA Top • 20 Picks No. One tn Two

1. UNL~ How about that ? In his Why shouldn't Spinks be timid! In an 2. Louisville modest 2 round championship fight. HBO Tournament. next on Mike's hit 3. North Carolina Mike took him an expected present. list, Mike has a Chance to become the 4.-1ndia!1a When Mike knocked loudmouth Trevor Wldaunted Heavyweight Champion of 5. Oklahoma Berblck's li.ght.s out. he received the the world. In the tournament, Tyson WBC Heavyweight belt. It was 6. Georgetown will meet the winner of the ' Tim inevitable that he would become WItherspoon-Tony Tubbs fight; who 7. Navy champion since in a press conference would in turn fight Michael Spinks for 8. Florida before the fight Berbick stated that he all the marbles. . 9. Alabama • was going to teach the boy a lesson. Now that Mike has become a 10. Tulsa Well, in a lesson well-taught, Berbick millionaire, fines like the $50.00 fine for 11. Kansas taught " iron-Mike" how to make a fool wearing black trunks opposite the ex· 12. Georgia Tech out of yourself in just. two roWlds,' champs black shorts appear to be Tyson' s crushing blows perplexed Immaterial. Just seeing the 13. Kentucky "no· Berbick and left him in an inexcusable socked" Tyson step into the ring in­ 14. Purdue position. After the fight, Berbick timidated Serblck:. In addition to -:rot 15. NC State couldn't even remember what coWid wearing shocks., Tyson ctfme into the 16. St. Johns that he took a nosedive. ring with his black shorts under an 17. 'lillanova After winning the WBC Heavyweight appropriate white robe. Alter the fight, Title, Tyson responded to the interview • 18. UCLA Tyson reacted to the fine by saying he by saying that be was W1beatable and didn't want to jinJ: the fact that he had 19. Duke Sports News & Views that he can punch just. as hard as hard won every fight in black shorts. 2O.- Syracuse asanyone. Even Michael Spinks agrees Well, Boxing fans, now you can see - Cleveland State (Tie) with that statement. Spinks seemed that there is no way that Mike's crip­ By Joe rather timid in a few comments which pling fight towards bein~ undisputed he made after the fight. heavyweight champion will be halted. The Right Choice? College Bowl

Navy's 7 foot center, David Robertson, has made a choice that could make him ineligible for the NBA for the next five years. The restriction applies only to Academy graduates and they must Predictions spend the next five years on active duty. As a sophomore, Robinson m'ade a classic mistake. Robinson December 13 California Bowl at (8-3 )-Winner-Iowa. decided to" stay at the Academy rather than to transfer for Fresno, California- , {8-3} December 31-Peach Bowl at basketball. In order to graduate from the Academy, he signed a vs. San Jose state (9-2)-Winner-San , Georgia-North Carolina State Jose State. (8-2·1) vs. Virginia Tech (8-2-1 )­ contract stating he would serve 5 years following his graduation. December 2O-Independence Bowl at Winner- Virginia Tech. Since David is a high honors student, when he was a sophomore, ShrevelXlrt., Louisiana- (7- December 31- Blue Bonnet Bowl at his attitude was that he r efused to take basketball seriously since 3-1) vs. Texas Tech (7-4 )-Winner­ , Teus--Colorado (6-S ) vs. his options did not limit hi m just to the N BA . Texas Tech. Baylor (8-2)-Wiruler-Colorado. However the statistics that Qavid has put together in 3V:z years December 23-Hall of Fame Bowl at December 31-All--American Bowl at are incredible. DavI d has scored 2500 pOints, 1400 rebounds, and a Tampa, Florida- Boston College (8-3) Binningham, Alabama-Indiana (6-5 ) vs. Georgia (8-3)-Winner-Georgia. vs. Florida State (G-+I )-Winner­ field percentage of greater than 6O? No college player has ever December 2&-Sun Bowl at El Paso, Florida State. r ecorded such a triple. With his long, slinky arms, Robinson Texis Alabama (9-3 ) vs. Washington January l-Cittus Bowl at Orlando, posted records of 14 blocked shots in one ,game and 207 blocked (8-2-1 )-Winner-Alabama. Florida-Soutbem California \ ~ -4 ) vs. shots in one season. December 27-Gator Bowl at Auburn (9-2)-Winner-Aubum. Now should a N BA prospec t with these statistics be bound to the Jacksonville, Florida-Stanford (8-3 ) .. January 1--Cotton Bowl at Dallas, Navy? Since he is too tall to benefit the Navy aboard ship or in the vs. Clemson (7+2)- Wlnner­ Texas-Texas A&M (9-2 ) vs Ohio State Cl"""",. (9-3)-Winner-Texas A&M. air, why can' t this youngster become a multimillionaire? I think . December 27-Aloha Bowl at January l-Sugar Bowl at New it's obvious that David will get a chance at'the pros, but if not, look , Hawaii-Arizona (8-3) vs. Orleans, Loulsiana-Lousiana State (9- - forward to him at the 1988 . North Carolina (7-H)-Winner­ 2) vs. Nebraska (9-2 )-Winner­ ~- Arizona. Nebraska. December 29-Llberty Bowl at January I- Rose Bowl at Pasadena, Memphis, Tennesee Tennessee (6-S ) California-Arizona State 9-1-1 vs The Skins Wrap It Up vs. Minnesota (6-5)- Winner­ Michigan (1B-I)-Wlnner-Michigan. Minnesota. January l-Orange Bowl at Miami, December 3O-Freedom Bowl at Florida-Oklahoma (lM) vs. Arkansas Anahebn, California- UCLA (7-3-1 ) vs. (9-2)-Winner-Oklahoma. By Joe Air Force (6-4 ) or Brigham ¥oWlg (7· January 2-Flesta Bowl at Tempe, 4)-Winner- UCLA. Ari!ona-MJami, Florida (11-0) vs. Well in the cream of the crop in golf tournaments, four of the top December 3O-Hollday Bowl at San Penn State ( ll-O)-Wlnner-Miami, golfers in the world gathered together to play the Skins game. Lee Dlego-San Diego State (8-3 ) vs. Iowa Florida. Trevino, Arnold Palmer, Fuzzy Zoeller, and Jack Nicklaus competed in this two·day, nerve wrac:king event with the win­ THE COBLESKI L L COLL E GE S KI CLU B PRESENTS nertaking home a bundle of money, along w ith a new car. Fuzzy Zoeller, the defending champion of this unique event, broke his own record by taking home $370,000 in the 18·hole event. SMUGGLER'S NOTCH • WEEKEND Zsoeller who won a mere 60,000 on Saturday, captured Skins on the 13th, 17th, and 18th holes, while compiling $310,000 for playing just SKI TRIP "41', nine holes-on Sunday. IJllt!tlq I n all Lee Trevino took hoh1e $55,000 and the 57 year old Arnold palme: walked away with $25,000. On the other side of the card is A Great Weekend ofF un, J4-t.1J iack Nicklaus.who shot an overall 70 for the round, the best of any Excitement and Super Skiing golfer, scored the old goose egg this time. . In Vermont! Destination: Smuggler's Notch How Sweet It Isn't Dates: March 13 (depar ture) to 15 ( Ski Day & return) Pricing: $130 Capacity room in condo . Estimates indicate that the - without correcting the overweight will $160 double room in condo average American eats 126 pounds not solve the problem. While evi­ Trip Includes alt of the following : Bus transportation to anc:i from of unneeded refined sugar each year. dence is mounting that there is a link Smuggler's Condo lodging at the base of the slope_ Lift tickets for Most of this sugar is hidden away in between high sugar consumption and . Saturday & Sunday (all areas) Use of facilities : Indoor sauna, Hot processed foods. Unfortunatety, cardiovascular (heart and blood vessel) sugar has practically no nutritional tubs, Ice skating, Movies & TV. Nightly entertainment. Saturday disease, the details of this associa­ night BBQ · All You Can Eat! value and often takes the place of tion are not yet well understood. foods in our diet which coukt supply So, how do you cut back? Follow important nutrients. Most nutritionists Other Details - $50.00 (non-refundable) trip deposit must be made the simple tips below: by December 4. Trip deposits can be sold to a friend - but No agree that sugar is also suspected of • Cut back on all sugars, including actually increasing our need for Refunds. raw sugar, molasses and honey. Eat Full payment (balance due) ml,lst be received by January 23. certain vitamins. . less of foods containing these sugars, Respected sources now report that $5.00 discount when paid in fult by December 1 such as candy, soft drinks, ice cream, I too much sugar in your dtei: does not cakes, etc. To sign-up contact: Karen Burkhart, Pearson Hall - Room 1106. seem to cause diabetes. The most • Select fresh fruits or fruits canned Phone: 5597 common type of diabetes is seen in without sugar or heavy syrups. Db ese adults. and avOiding sugar - -.... -. • • •

THE WHIRLWIND, Oecember 1986, p. 8 Intramural Update Upcoming Ski Events • Nov. lO-13-14-MEN- Double Elimination Tourney 11 teams Winners: Pool hall Junkies De cembe r Events: After dropping opening match with Vroman Spikers the Junkies fought back to play the Vro Spikers in the final and win. They had 21)-Oeer Run-Nite skiing begins (Wed.:-Sat.) to beat the Spikers two separate matches, -4 games to win. 21)-Ski Windham-Winter Solstic Celebration. Bel1 eayre Mt.-NAST AR kickoff. Nov. 17-19-20--Women-Double Elimination Tourney 13 teams Hunter Mt.-Silver Runoff Series /1 1. Winners- Pearson Psycho's 21)-Ski Windham-NASTAR races begin. The PSychO' S held on to beat the Draperetts two straight games. 21-Ski Windham-The Equitable Family Ski Challenge. in the final after losing the first game in their final match. Ski Windham- Telemark Master Clinic. 27- Be lleayre Mt.-Saturday night skiing with torchlight parade. Intramural Flag Football Winners Potter Bros. Night G-Spots Craig Spiewak Saturday night Skiijng- 12127 ' 2/28. Jamie Edwards Jamie Phillips Tom Steigerwald Scott Gel ah Scott Evans John Mastropoalo January Events: Matt Hart JT Cashmen Rob Strobel '-Ski Windham-Second Annual Skier Safety Awareness Day. Tennis Tournament 3-Ski Windham-Telefestival . Winners- Dave Aldone and Ron Boy<;e Ski Windham- Torchlight Parade. Participants: Chris Fiori Dave BoUri 4-Ski'Windham-USSA Te lemark Sanctioned Race. Len Hulbert Dave Pugliese Bill Thomas 4-Holiday Mt.-Equitable Family Ski Challenge, other Joel Van Wezemaal Pat Baynes Mike Rosagard dates- lI11 , 11 14, 1/19, 1/ 21. 1/26, 2/1, 2/4. Ted Smith Kevin Gauthier Craig Spiewiak 8- Belleayre Mt.-Potter Brothers Day. Chris Lechman Ben Militena Bill Burrell 8-Cortina Valley-Start of Learn To Ski Programs. Archery Tournament '-Ski Windham-National Free Learn to Ski Day. 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