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CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WORDSEARCH Find the footballers listed below in the grid A B R A H A M Q T W H F X Y Z S U S E J N J A E JESUS ABRAHAM EDERSON E D E R S O N S U E V R K A N T E Q D I O N E N MENDY JAMES FODEN KANTE N E D O F K Y L M Y R A JORGINHO FERNANDINHO AGUERO A G U E R O W V J U T N G H C E Y I Z A A R Z D KOVACIC GUNDOGAN STERLING O C I C A V O K M B S I D P U L I S I C E E S N MOUNT DE BRUYNE SILVA ZIYECH N B I O D O N O S D U H U M N V J O R G I N H O HUDSON-ODOI HAVERTZ PULISIC G N I L R E T S T E O Y

Why didn’t Why was the Which insect the dog want to footballer upset didn’t play play football? on their birthday? well in goal? It was a boxer! They got a red card! The fumble bee!

When is a football pitch like a triangle? I was born When someone in in 1985. takes a corner! I used to play for Sporting CP, Manchester Why can’t you play United and Real Madrid. football with pigs? I hold the record for the They hog the ball! most goals and assists in the UEFA Champions League. Why was the centipede I have won the Ballon d’Or dropped from the award five times and the football team? European Golden Shoe Because it took too four times. long to put its boots on! Can you guess who I am? 8 A

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He, he, he, he! B across: Crossword3Crossword Arithmetic problem. 5 Sleeping Cluescushion. 6 Mediterranean fruit tree. Crossword 7Clues Large country house. 8 Synthetic fabric. 11 Coniferous tree. 12 Wax Clues colouring stick. 13 Fish eggs. down: 1 Male monarch. 2 Purple fruit. 3 Large, white water bird. 4 Looking glass. 6 Sportsperson who would use a type of sword called a foil. 9 Fine fabric. 10 Close. 11 Body part or an old measurement. by Neil Locker

The answers to the clues are made up using all the letters from the list of words below. The three highlighted letters have already been placed in C the grid to help you. Solve the clues and use up all the remaining letters.

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across: 1 Annoyed. 2 Wash away soap. 3 Large body of water. 2 down: N 1 Freight. 2 Imperial weight unit. E 3 Gloss. 3 HOUR COIN CAGE C SCAR SENSE by Neil Locker 9