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Vol. 32 No. 2 May 2014 YOU ARE WHAT YOU WEETABIX™ Crime 15% Down In England RRLeeds Teacher Stabbed And Wales To Death In Class MINISTERS said last month TEACHER Anne Maguire was at- tacked and killed in a multiple stabbing that the 15 percent drop in crime by a 15-year-old pupil during a class figures in England and Wales April 28. Maguire, 61, who had been a teacher represented good news, and re- at Corpus Christ Catholic College, flected on the success of reforms. Leeds, for more than 40 years, was due The Crime Survey for England and to retire in September. Wales reported 7.5 million crimes against Police were interviewing the suspect, households and adults in 2013, the lowest who was not named due to his age. level since it began in 1981. Detective Superintendent Simon Separate police figures showed a two Buldon said: “This is clearly an unprec- percent fall in crime for 2013, with in- edented and tragic incident that’s left creases in areas such as fraud (25 percent) the school and wider community in a as well as a 17 percent rise in reported state of shock.” sex offences following the Jimmy Savile William, Kate and George wave goodbye Pupils left flowers, tributes and pho- scandal. tographs outside the school The CSEW report, published by the to Australia after war memorial visit The school’s chair of governors Office for National Statistics (ONS), es- Martin Dowling said: “This has been a timates crime levels based on how many shocking but isolated incident. Ann was people say they have been the victim of Kate Sails Past William In waterfront to greet them. Prince William, And Family a wonderful, dedicated teacher and will a crime. Race That’s Royal Fun After the racing, the couple took a ride Bid Australia Farewell be remembered fondly by all of us.” Experts said these figures come as no on an amphibious craft called Sealegs, THE DUCHESS of Cambridge has twice School head Steve Mort said: “Ann surprise – crime has been falling almost which drove out of the water at Westpark PRINCE WILLIAM bid farewell to Aus- Maguire was a wonderful, caring indi- continuously since the mid-1990s. What beaten her husband Prince William during Marina to the delight of the crowds. tralia April 24 in the only speech of his friendly racing in America’s Cup sailing vidual. She was an outstanding teacher is unexpected, however, is the size of the national tour, revealing that his baby son and an outstanding leader.” reduction: the 15 percent fall is the biggest boats on Auckland’s Waitemata Harbour. Royal Couple Meet First- George had become particularly fond of a percentage decline since the survey began Both had some high-powered team- toy native animal during the visit. Continued on page 4 33 years ago. mates – Kate was paired with Team New Time NZ Parents “We go away with wonderful memo- The 22 percent drop in violence is also Zealand skipper Dean Barker while Wil- ries and George goes away with a cuddly RRCamilla’s Brother Dies liam raced with Grant Dalton, the team’s PRINCE WILLIAM, his wife, Kate, and substantially more than in other years – their baby son, George, interacted with wombat that he’s taken to chewing so In US After Head Injury reinforcing recent findings from Cardiff manager and a veteran round-the-world racer. first-time New Zealand parents and their lovingly,” the Duke of Cambridge told a ROYAL OFFICIALS University’s study of people treated for babies last month. reception at Australia’s Parliament House crime-related injuries. The royal couple was on the first part in Britain say that the of a three-week tour of New Zealand and The informal meeting with 10 parents in the national capital Canberra. brother of Camilla, However, increases in some categories was held at Government House in Wel- William, his wife Kate and George were recorded, with incidents of shoplift- Australia. Duchess of Cornwall, It rained again as it has most days on lington. According to local media, all of leave Canberra after veterans’ day com- has died after sustain- ing up six percent and violence against a the babies were born within a week or two memorations, ending a three-week tour of person rising by one percent. their tour but that didn’t put off hundreds ing a serious head IMPROVEMENTS of people who gathered on Auckland’s of Prince George, who was born last July. Australia and New Zealand. injury following a fall The latter is thought to reflect improve- in New York. ments in recording and possibly a rise in Clarence House said that the 62-year- public reporting. Max Clifford Found Guilty Of Indecent Assaults old Mark Shand died in the hospital The rise in fraud comes after a move By Gregory Katz of repeatedly abusing a “Operation Yewtree” to investigate child April 23 after falling late the previous to centralise the recording of the crime. 15-year-old girl after he sex abuse after a scandal surrounding late night. Publicity surrounding Jimmy Savile sex PROMINENT public relations agent Max made friends with her BBC entertainer Jimmy Savile. It said in a statement that Camilla, her abuse claims may have contributed to an Clifford was found guilty April 28 of eight family in Spain in 1977. Savile, one of Britain’s best-known husband Prince Charles and all of her increase in recorded sexual offences counts of indecent assault stemming from She said he convinced TV presenters, was named by police as family members are “utterly devastated And allegations against high-profile attacks on teenagers dating back more her parents he could a “prolific” sexual predator who used his by this sudden and tragic loss.” figures, including those surrounding the 40 years. make her a star before fame to target hundreds of teenagers over Shand, a travel writer, was in New late DJ Savile, were linked to a jump in The publicist, known in Britain for han- taking her out in his car five decades. The allegations surfaced York for an auction in aid of charities recorded sexual offences. dling high-profile celebrity scandals and and sexually abusing her. Max Clifford after Savile died in October 2011. including the Elephant Family, an or- Adam Pemberton, assistant chief ex- representing TV mogul Simon Cowell, A London jury also cleared Clifford, ganization chaired by Shand devoted to had called the accusations “utterly untrue, More than a dozen other show busi- saving the endangered Asian elephant. ecutive at Victim support, said the group 71, of two counts of indecent assault ness personalities have been arrested as welcomed the fall in crime. disgusting lies.” and was unable to reach a decision on Camilla and Charles are due to go on Prosecutors charged in Southwark part of the Yewtree probe. They include a tour of Canada this month. But he added: “It is important to remem- another count after more than a week of veteran entertainer Rolf Harris, 83, who ber that for many of the victims of 7.5 mil- Crown Court that he lured young girls into deliberations. sex by offering them acting roles, includ- has denied charges of assaulting four girls R lion crimes committed last year, the impact He was to be sentenced May 1. from the 1960s to the 80s. His trial was RLetter Written Aboard will have been severe and long-lasting.” ing in the hit TV soap opera Dynasty. Peter Watt, director of a national INVESTIGATIONS scheduled to begin late last month. Titanic Sells For $200,000 The figures do not cover Scotland and Clifford’s trial followed the arrests of Former BBC radio DJ Dave Lee Tra- A LETTER written by a passenger on Northern Ireland. child protection group, said Clifford had “rightly been unmasked as a ruthless and other high-profile show business figures vis, 68, is fighting a charge of indecent the Titanic describing the “wonderful In June last year, the Scottish govern- accused of sex abuse. The investigations assault on a woman in 1995, months passage” – hours before the ship hit ment said there had been a 13 percent manipulative sex offender.” In one case, Clifford was found guilty started when British police launched after he was cleared of 12 other counts an iceberg – has sold at auction for drop in recorded crime in the year to £119,000. March 2013. Auctioneer Andrew Aldridge said In Northern Ireland, crime fell by 2.9 the handwritten note was bought by percent in 2012/13 compared with the an anonymous telephone bidder at an previous year, according to statistics. auction in Devizes, western England, last month. THUNDERBIRDS The price, which includes a fee known as the buyer’s premium, topped the pre-sale estimate of £100,000. The letter was written by second- class passenger Esther Hart on April ARE GO! 14, 1912. “The sailors say we have had a wonderful passage up to now,” she said in the note to family in England. Hours later the passenger liner de- scribed as “practically unsinkable” hit an iceberg and sank, killing more than 1,500 people. Hart was among about 700 survivors. £1 = HARTLEPOOL UNITED fans And, for last month’s trip helluva trek to Plymouth, were keen to support their to Plymouth, the League it couldn’t have been any $1.68 team on the final away game Two club saw groups of further away really, but I of the season … in fancy men wearing identical blue think we’re taking a decent uro = dress … and the theme this uniforms with gold sashes number of fans down. year was Thunderbirds. made famous by the puppets $1.38 Over the past three from the 1960s TV show. at press time seasons, the Poolies have Supporter John Pearson, turned up to rival stadiums responsible for organising dressed as Smurfs, Oompa the fancy dress event told LIKE US! Loompas and penguins. the Hartlepool Mail: “It’s a unionjacknewspaper Page 2 ujnews.com May 2014 in the past month . . . Afflicted Lamb Gets Woolly the hell?”, it was amazing. It was just floating and the USA,” he added. works at 37,000ft for passengers on an Jumper Made For Her there like a cloud and then it disappeared. It Clarkson used the word, a derogatory term Easyjet flight from Gatwick to Verona. They wasn’t birds either. for people of Asian descent, while referring performed at the front of the plane after TITCH the lamb is warming to her new life “There were about ten of us who stopped TODAY’STODAY’S to a man who crossed a makeshift bridge rehearsing at the airline’s Luton training now, thanks to some clever knitting. what we were doing and watched.” built over a river. centre to mark the 450th anniversary of A difficult birth meant that Titch emerged UFO expert Nick Pope described the video “That is a proud moment, but there’s a Shakespeare’s birth. into the world shivering and unable to feed BRITAIN as “truly bizarre” and ruled out it being a BRITAIN slope on it,” Clarkson said in the show. EasyJet’s Paul Moore said: “We hoped to from her mother. She was the last of triplets smoke ring. and emerged with her feet bent backwards, “When it comes to clearing blockages, Cornish People Recognized set a Guinness World Record in the process “One other possibility is that the shape we’ve come to expect the unexpected. for the highest ever theatrical performance as which meant she was unable to stand. was made up of millions of bees or other As Official UK Minority Tiny splints were attached to fix her legs When we’re looking for the cause it could be well as providing a highly entertaining show insects, but I’ve never heard of insects anything and it’s surprising what you do find. THE RESIDENTS of England’s windswept, for passengers.” in the correct position and she was hand-fed behaving in this way before, so if this is the wave-lashed southwest are Europe’s newest by staff at Fishers Farm in West Sussex. The “The sex toy found actually caused a The show on the flight, which took off explanation, it’s a real-life X-File,” he added. major internal flood.” official minority. from Gatwick, was also to support a bid to youngster was also separated to stop her But then came a possible answer to the The British government said last month from getting injured by her bigger and more make April 23 National Shakespeare Day – as mystery: a Reddit user now claims to have BBC Defends Double Entendre Cornish people have been given the same well as St George’s Day. boisterous siblings. the explanation – saying it was actually just status as Scots, Welsh and Irish – the UK’s However, without her mum to keep her Crack By Top Gear’s Clarkson other Celtic peoples – under EU law protect- A petition backed by Stratford-Upon-Avon a smoke ring from nearby Warwick Castle. MP Nadhim Zahawi needs 100,000 signa- warm an alternative solution for Titch had “My friend works there and they did their JEREMY CLARKSON, host of BBC hit show ing national minorities. to be found. Residents of Cornwall traditionally spoke tures by the end of July to take the debate usual trebuchet show where they shoot huge Top Gear came under fire again last month, to parliament. Step forward keen knitter Sue Pollard, who fireballs and it just so happened to create this accused of racism during an episode of the a Celtic language similar to that of France’s picked up her needles and created a fetching smoke ring,” they wrote. show screened in Burma. Brittany region. Cornwall is famous for its red woolly jumper for the youngster. Clarkson, no stranger to previous com- seafaring heritage and for the Cornish pasty, Jellyfish Stings PM Cameron Now, as well as being the best dressed plaints due to what have been described as a popular lunch food. At Turkish Resort animal on the farm, Titch is warm and cosy Dolly – Oldest Barmaid In The World, 100 And Going Strong cultural mockery and homophobic state- Some in Cornwall have long campaigned REPORTS last month said that the Prime and is coming on leaps and bounds. ments, used the word “slope” in a double for greater autonomy, and even indepen- DOLLY SAVILLE was 100 years old last Minister was stung by a jellyfish while taking entrendre joke. dence. a holiday in Lanzarote in Turkey. Bad Signmaking Leaves Pub month, and still works three days a week at Top Gear’s producer has apologised for Dick Cole, leader of independence party her local pub. It was said that David Cameron ignored Owners With ‘Naughty Notice’ broadcasting the “light-hearted” joke by its Mebyon Kernow, said it was “a proud day warnings after locals spotted a number of But, the great-great grandmother, who host Jeremy Clarkson that sparked a com- for Cornwall,” though it is unclear what the A PUB sign in Cornwall received lots of has been named the oldest barmaid in the the stinging marine animals at the island’s ­attention last month, for the wrong reason – it plaint of racism by an India-origin actress. status will mean in practice. Arrieta beach. world, has no plans to retire. IActress, Somi Guha, 36, last month The measure commits Britain to preserv- had a very rude connotation. Saville works at The Red Lion Hotel in According to the Daily Mirror, tourists saw The sign, erected during water company sued the BBC for up to£1,000,000 for the ing and promoting the Cornish identity, but Wendover, Bucks, where she has been racist remark. does not bring extra money. him suddenly run from the water rubbing his roadworks in Truro center was just to notify pulling pints for an incredible 74 years arm yelling: “Ouch!” customers that the pub was open for busi- She instructed her lawyers to take action since 1940. against Clarkson, describing the use of the It’s Just Plane Acting For One local said Cameron first got his chil- ness. But the sign, saying: “The Wig and Pen She started working at the bar when she Shakespeare’s Birthday dren out of the sea after hearing the warning, is open for business.” had some spacing phrase as an example of “casual racism” was just 26 and King George VI was on the and “gross misconduct”. Celebration before he returned to his swim. problems, particularly between ‘PEN’ and throne, Winston Churchill was Prime Minister Local ex-pat Wendy, 59, told the newspa- ‘IS’, giving a totally different meaning to the The show’s producer Andy Wilman ex- PASSENGERS on a flight to Verona, Italy and Britain was in the grip of World War Two. plained the usage in a statement, “It was a from London’s Gatwick airport got a special per that one of her friends warned Cameron general public. Over the last seven decades she has the sea was full of jellyfish. It was quickly taken down once staff re- light-hearted wordplay joke referencing both treat last month, when they flew on April 23, served scores of famous faces, including the build quality of the bridge and the local Shakespeare’s birthday. “Everyone got out of the water and his alised their mistake – but by then an amused Pierce Brosnan, Ted Heath, Stanley Mat- kids walked back with their minders around regular had posted a snap on Twitter. Asian man who was crossing.” An onboard comedy troupe performed thews, Vera Lynn, Margot Fonteyn and “We were not aware at the time, and it has scenes from a Shakespeare play during the the pier,” she said. It soon went viral and was retweeted Elizabeth Taylor. across the globe, with comedian Ricky subsequently been brought to our attention, flight; while, at the same time, hoping to be “But then he decided to get back in then Until six years ago, she was still working that the word ‘slope’ is considered by some entered into the Guinness Book of World suddenly came out shouting in pain after Gervais among those sharing the joke and at least six hours a day, six days a week wryly tweeting: “Spacing is very important.” to be offensive and although it might not be Records as the world’s highest theatrical getting stung.” and has only ever had two weeks sick leave. widely recognised in the UK, we appreciate performance. A source said the Prime Minister was not The sign proved something of a publicity She has now reduced her work to three coup for the pub, which has now hinted the that it can be considered offensive to some The Reduced Shakespeare Company seriously hurt and the sting did not require shifts a week, but still spends hours on her here and overseas, for example in Australia performed an abridged version of the bard’s medical treatment. spacing error may not have been entirely feet clearing tables, polishing glasses and accidental. serving customers. The Wig and Pen, which takes its name Saville, who has three grandchildren, from the nearby crown court, initially refused three great-grandchildren and one great- Exhibition Of to comment. But a remember of staff named great granddaughter, reckons she has pulled Georgie-Tim later took to Twitter to say: two million pints in the bar, named Dolly’s Chinese Artist “Well, it got your attention! in her honour. “We had to do something, the roadworks “I love my work and I love the people, it Popular For People were making people think we were closed, keeps me going and it’s better than sitting we even had people phoning to ask if the around,” she said. I never thought I would be ‘Not’ To See rumour going around Truro was true.” here this long, but I’ve loved every minute of HOLDING his first solo exhibition in it. My family keeps asking if I want to stop, Britain, Chinese artist Liu Bolin is, quite Black Ring In Sky Leaves but I have no plans to retire. My boss is lovely often, not even seen. Leamington Spa Locals and if he asked me to work an extra shift I Internationally-acclaimed Bolin Puzzled would say yes as he has been so kind to me.” is the master of camouflage and is AFTER teenager Georgina Heap photo- known as the invisible man, reported graphed a black ring in the sky last month, Sex Toy Flushed Down Toilet Metro. Using his own body as a canvas, residents of Leamington Spa were left won- Causes Sewer Backup Flood Bolin becomes the ultimate human dering what exactly was the unusual image FALSE TEETH and dead sheep were just a chameleon as he paints himself into above their homes. small part of odd things found in Devon sew- the background. Schoolgirl, Heap, 16, snapped the ring ers last month. Another really strange item He takes on the appearance of his on her mobile phone. She said the ring was was a sex toy; all the findings caused a huge surroundings and seems to dissolve visible in the sky for around three minutes flood due to blockage in the underground into the scenery. before fading away. sewer pipes. His exhibition – Liu Bolin: The Heroic Warwickshire Firefighters said no fires A south west water company revealed Apparition – is on at London’s Scream were reported at the time and the Met Office more surprise findings which also included Gallery until May 10. said it did not appear to be weather-related. bicycles, knives and a dismantled green- It features images of his in a su- Other explanations include the possibility that house, reported the Exeter Express and Echo. permarket aisle, a marketplace, at the it was a swarm of insects. A spokesman said during one incident library and hanging around train depots Heap said it was “the weirdest thing I have sewage workers found a sex toy which was – but you might struggle to see him. ever seen. 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AN IRISH Republican Army veteran “We need all councils across London to The actor, who is playing a butler along- was refused bail at his arraignment last be taking action and we need national gov- side Caroline Quentin and Patricia Hodge month on 29 charges of murder for the ernment to ensure that renters can complain in Noel Coward’s comedy Relative Values, 1998 car-bombing of the Northern without fear of eviction.” said:” I feel incredibly lucky and have been Ireland town of Omagh. genuinely moved by the whole thing. It has Seamus Daly did not speak or offer David Beckham’s Latest Pitch? A been one of the great professional experi- a plea during the half-hour hearing Brand Of Scotch Whisky ences of my life.” at a court west of Belfast amid high Brand New TV Station David Beckham is launching a whisky “I’ve come away with great respect for police security. brand with friend and music mogul Simon Noel Coward. People come to the theatre Police testified that Daly replied Fuller. and laugh again and again and again. It’s “no comment” last month when he The footballer will lead the promotion of a delight.” was charged with mass murder, then For London the new spirit, called Haig Club single grain Coward, who wrote the play in 1951, was he read a written statement denying LONDON Live, the capital’s first major new television station since 1997 Scotch whisky. Beckham, 38, and Fuller have clearly as “fascinated and amused” by the involvement in the attack committed by the Real IRA faction. launched recently. It will be a “beacon” for a new era of local TV, Minister worked on the marketing strategy with whisky class system and relations between upstairs maker and Guinness owner Diageo. and downstairs as fans of Downton Abbey are Lawyers for the 43-year-old Daly Ed Vaizey said. The Scotch will be sold in packaging that today, Bremner said. argued that he would not jump bail to the Republic of Ireland, where IRA In an interview on the launch day of London Live, the Minister for Broadcasting said it resembles a designer aftershave bottle. And finally … would set the standard for other cities with in-depth local sport, drama and news coverage. suspects often go to evade the British Selfridges Going Up I stayed up all night to see where the moon justice system. But the judge said he He added: “London Live is very important. spokesman said the number of cases was Westminster councillors have approved went. Then it dawned on me, was likely to flee and ordered him There are some big cities like Manchester lower than last year. an overhaul of the century-old Oxford Street [email protected] jailed without bail. and Bristol with their own plans, but London Kenyan world record holder Wilson Kip- home of Selfridges to create more selling Live is going to be the most prominent. I sang won the men’s race in two hours, four space. think London Live will be a great beacon for, minutes and 29 seconds, a course record. The department store is renowned for effectively, the birth of local television.” A lot The women’s title was taken by Edna Kiplagat its imposing Grade II listed neo-classical is riding on the success of the pioneering of Ethiopia, in a time of two hours, 20 minutes frontage built in 1909, but the estimated station for the capital’s nine million viewers. and 21 seconds. Mo Farah came eighth with £10m plan is to rebuild the newer SWOD Birthday, Anniversary, Eventually dozens of licences will be issued, a time of two hours, eight minutes and 21 building – named after the former Somerset, ranging from towns such as Maidstone to seconds. Wigmore, Orchard and Duke streets which cities in a major shake-up of the broadcast- A Bull Market For City Slickers surrounded it – with an extra floor to the rear or any other reason . . . ing industry. of the grander building facing onto Oxford “I think it is going to be massively wel- The owner of some of Prince Harry’s favourite nightclubs has unleashed Britain’s Street. The plans are unrelated to Shard comed by Londoners,” said Vaizey. “We do architect Renzo Piano’s masterplan for the get a local London news but this is going to first professional standard bucking bull on workers looking to let off steam. store’s extension in 2012. a $35 present be on a completely different scale of local The work will see the creation of a new programming, both factual and drama.” The £60,000 hydraulic beast – shipped from Las Vegas – has taken centre stage at customer entrance in Duke Street, decorated right here! London Live can be seen on Freeview, Sky with stone and bronze framing to match the and Virgin. It features five-and-a-half hours a Steam and Rye bar, owned by model Kelly Brook and Nick House, who runs Mahiki, current classical facade. A tunnel will also run day of live news and current affairs, as well to the adjacent Nations House building to the as newly-commissioned shows and re-runs Whisky Mist and Bodo Schloss. House has hoped that bankers will be north of the block also owned by Selfridges of established London-themed favourites, for a new staff entrance on Wigmore Street. such as The Shadow Line and Twenty Twelve. keen to take on the mechanical bull – used in training by American rodeo cowboys – for Buses To Have Sensors In Bid Death After The Marathon a chance to win a free cocktail. To Cut Cyclist And Pedestrian Around 36,000 runners took part in the Inspired by a bucking bull he saw at the London Marathon last month. Temperatures Saddle Ranch chop house in Sunset Boule- Deaths had reached 16C by the time they reached vard, Hollywood, House splashed out on his London’s buses are to be fitted with sen- the finish line in The Mall. own, featuring cowhides, flashing red eyes sors in a road safety trial intended to reduce Virgin Money, which organised the event, and steaming nostrils. Drinkers can review the number of collisions with pedestrians revealed a 42-year-old competitor collapsed their ride, courtesy of GoPro cameras fitted and cyclists. and died after crossing the finishing line. IT to its stuffed head. Starting in May, a dozen buses on a variety worker Robert Berry received medical atten- Customers can take on the bucking bull of inner and outer-London routes will be fit- tion but was pronounced dead at hospital. every Monday from 6pm for free with the ted with the latest kit, which alerts the driver Married Berry was competing to raise money chance to win a cocktail if they stay seated to anyone coming too close to the vehicle. for his “inspirational” mother, Ann, who was for an entire song. The current world record The potentially life-saving devices will diagnosed with a brittle bone condition 20 is 2 mins 15 secs. employ a version of the parking sensors years ago. After race organisers confirmed used on cars, along with a new generation his name, donations topped £22,000 on Mr Scandal Of The Rogue Landlords of CCTV monitors that pick out vulnerable Berry’s Just Giving fundraising page. Nearly Exploiting London’s Rental Crisis road users and filter out street furniture, to 2,000 people gave money to the National The National Landlords Association aid the bus driver. Osteoporosis Society. has said that it is shocked by statistics Transport for London says it is blazing a Berry was the 12th fatality in the race’s 34- gleaned from figures obtained under the trail in bus sensor technology and has asked year history and is the first death at the event Freedom of Information Act, which show leading manufacturers to come forward with since 2012, when 30-year-old hairdresser that at least 17,683 complaints were made designs. 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And tributes poured in from across the men reading out the names of the 96 vic- Some 30 pupils are understood to Outside the stadium, two middle-aged world, with FIFA President Sepp Blatter tims, with a light being lit inside a Band of have witnessed the killing. men – one wearing a Liverpool shirt and sending a letter to the English Football Life sculpture in memory of each person. School head Steve Mort said: “Ann the other an Everton jersey – shared a Association in which he expressed “my It ended with 96 balloons being released Maguire was a wonderful, caring indi- warm embrace next to the famous Shankly deepest sympathy to the families and as fans sang a stirring rendition of “You’ll vidual. She was an outstanding teacher Gates. friends of the 96 who so tragically lost their Never Walk Alone.” and an outstanding leader.” Mort added April 15 was the day the global football lives in the Hillsborough disaster.” Flags at that he did not think detectors were community, and in particular Merseysid- FIFA’s member associations were flown at Symphony Commemorates necessary, adding that the school was a ers, united to mark the 25th anniversary of half-mast for the day. “safe environment”. Hillsborough Disaster He added: “And I think ultimately the Hillsborough Stadium disaster in which UEFA President Michel Platini and COMPOSER Michael Nyman has been 96 Liverpool fans were crushed to death British Prime Minister David Cameron Ann Maguire herself, if she was asked commissioned to write a symphony that question, would strongly oppose any during an FA Cup semifinal. also sent their condolences to the victims’ commemorating 96 Liverpool soccer fans The focal point on a day of commemo- families of the 96. suggestion that we should have metal GRIEVING crushed to death in Britain’s worst sports detectors in this school.” ration and remembrance was Anfield, stadium disaster. where Liverpool players past and present It isn’t just the disaster that has left a The school opened as normal the fol- Symphony No 11: Hillsborough Me- lowing day to allow staff and students and the families of the victims were among deep scar on the club and city. The grieving morial includes the names of those who the estimated 30,000 people who attended Young Everton and Liverpool fans stand families have spent 25 years seeking justice to remember Mrs Maguire, and support in memory of the Hillsborough dead. died during an April 1989 match between each other. Her death is the first time a a moving memorial service. after authorities initially sought to place the Liverpool and Nottingham Forest at Shef- Brendan Rodgers and Roberto Mar- blame on the victims by characterizing the teacher has been stabbed to death in a field’s Hillsborough Stadium. British classroom. tinez, the managers of Liverpool and tremble. “You’ll Never Walk Alone,” he tragedy as a result of hooliganism. Organizers of the Liverpool Biennial arts Everton, delivered readings and then made added, a nod to the club’s anthem. The original accidental death verdicts festival say the work will be performed RRLawmaker Cleared Of short addresses in which they paid their Bells from churches across the region were overturned by the High Court in Lon- July 5 at Liverpool Cathedral by the Royal respects to the men, women and children rang 96 times and Liverpool’s public don in 2012 after documents uncovered a Liverpool Philharmonic Orchestra. Rape Wants Legal Fees Paid who died in Britain’s worst sports tragedy. transport came to a halt for a minute’s cover-up by police, and fresh inquests into Mayor Joe Anderson said last month THE FORMER deputy speaker of the Both earned standing ovations. silence at 3:06pm – the time the fateful the fatalities are currently being held in a it was “a fantastic example of art being House of Commons has demanded that TREMBLE match between Liverpool and Nottingham bid to get the deaths officially described used to help shine a light on the dignity prosecutors pay his extensive legal fees “We will always strive to honor the Forest was stopped following a crush as unlawful killings. The inquests were and bravery of those who have strived for after he was cleared of rape and sex as- families and the memory of the 96 that we in a standing-only section of Sheffield adjourned for the week of the anniversary. justice for the 96.” sault charges. lost,” said Rodgers, his voice beginning to Wednesday’s Hillsborough ground. “The authorities took on the wrong city Nigel Evans told The Mail on Sunday that the case has destroyed his reputa- tion and left him in financial ruin. He said the £130,000 legal fee used up his Queen Hosts Irish President On First UK State Visit life savings. AMID REGAL POMP at Queen Elizabeth to the welcoming eyes of friendship.” Prosecutors alleged the 56-year-old II’s Windsor Castle home, the Irish presi- BAND lawmaker used his political position dent and the British monarch have begun When Higgins arrived at Windsor to sexually assault seven young men Ireland’s first state visit to Britain with Castle, a military band played Ireland’s between 2002 and 2013, some of them expressions of mutual affection and respect martial national anthem, The Soldier’s inside the Houses of Parliament. – and a shared determination to consign Song, as the queen and her husband Prince Evans told the newspaper it was un- national hatreds to a sorrow-tinged past. Philip welcomed the president and his fair that his accusers had been allowed President Michael D Higgins, Ireland’s wife, Sabina, into the castle quadrangle. to remain anonymous while he was pub- elfin head of state, was guest of honor at a Outside, Irish tricolors and Union Jacks licly accused of crimes he didn’t commit. royal banquet that brought together former lined the streets of Windsor for the start of He plans to stay in Parliament, but isn’t enemies in Northern Ireland and leading Higgins’ four-day tour of England. seeking to become deputy speaker again. politicians and celebrities of Britain and Also taking part in royal events for the Publishers Ireland, including Judi Dench and Daniel first time was Martin McGuinness, once a Ronald Choularton Day-Lewis. Gathered together on one mas- senior IRA commander, now deputy leader Jeff Choularton sive 160-seat table, they heard the queen of Northern Ireland’s unity government. 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Domenico Rancadore, 65, had won the Accounts For Another Minister right to stay in the UK after a judge ruled last month that he should not be extradited MARIA MILLER fi- pressure. Though this needs women in his driver who came to this country a penniless to Italy because overcrowding in prisons nally faced facts and was doubtless a red Cabinet. With Maria man. He is an excellent advertisement for there could violate his rights. resigned. herring it turned out Miller, the female Conservative values, but only destined for But British police apprehended him in Her battle to stay to be a red rag to the complement was a few quiet weeks to be the guardian of our London after they received a new arrest on as Culture Sec- bull – a tactic which four out of 27, the national heritage. warrant request from Italy. The warrant retary occupied the was as ineffective as smallest proportion I say for a few weeks since the elections alleges that Rancadore has an “outstanding first half of April but it was misconceived. of women in a couple to the European Parliament arrive later this sentence of seven years of imprisonment she simply couldn’t The Telegraph became of generations. She month. It is generally regarded that Nick to serve for participation in Mafia associa- hang on. The ac- more determined then also had the distinc- Clegg did a poor job of his public debates tion” from 1987 to 1995 in Sicily. cepted wisdom in ever to have Ms Miller tion of being the only with Nigel Farage: opinion polls taken after Rancadore appeared briefly at a London Westminster is that if out of office and stepped up the pressure mum seated at the cabinet table. In fact the the broadcasts indicated Farage was felt by court, where lawyer Adam Harbinson, a minister facing calls calling for her to pay tax on the profits from UK comes twentieth out of the 28 European two-thirds of those questioned to have been representing Italian authorities, described for resignation can tough it out for ten days the sale of this second home. nations in terms of the percentage of women the winner, him as “one of the heads of one of the s/he will avoid the sack. That apparently is What is indisputable is that the general in the cabinet. A pretty dismal statistic that An electoral disaster then beckons for the most powerful Mafia associations in Italy.” how long it takes before the press and media public simply believes MPs cannot be trusted may not play well in the forthcoming General Coalition, in all likelihood leading to a Cabinet Rancadore, moved to London in 1994, give up the story and move on to a different to pay themselves fair wages and claim Election. reshuffle. Expect a new Culture Secretary, changed his name and lived a quiet life scandal. reasonable expenses. To a large extent it Though how the whole affair will indeed probably a woman with a few others of the with his wife and two children. To recap: Ms Miller was found guilty by the accounts for the growing popularity of UKIP, play out at the ballot box is anybody’s guess. fair sex chucked in for good measure as He said at a previous hearing that he parliamentary standards committee of having headed as they are by Nigel Farage, a man To be brutally frank, Maria Miller was always Cameron seeks to prove we are all in this came to Britain to give his children a “good charged the taxpayer thousands of pounds who persistently asserts he is not a profes- a bit of a nonentity, doing what in fact is a job together, particularly women and a Muslim life.” He added that he changed his name to to fund a second house in London which sional politician. tailor-made for nonentity. John Major created bus driver’s son. Marc Skinner – taking his mother-in-law’s was in actual fact the home of her parents. EMBARASSING the position in 1992 to give David Mellor Life remains interesting at Westminster. maiden name – so that he could end all ties Initially, she was ordered to repay £45,000 From the start, the Prime Minister, David something to do, made him Secretary of State [email protected] with Sicily. but this was reduced to £5,400 by an MPs’ Cameron, defended his Culture Secretary, for National Heritage as it was called then. committee. Moreover, she was ordered to insisting she was doing a fine job and The sheer frothiness of the job soon saw make a public apology for her claim. protesting that a line should be drawn under it renamed as Ministry of Fun which suited This she did early April in the House the matter. This drawing of a line under an David Mellor, a Chelsea football club sup- of Commons: a 32-second statement of embarrassing business was also trotted out porter whose moment of fame came when apology which most felt lacked sincerity or equally ineffectively by the Conservative Party he told the press that they were drinking in remorse. It awoke anew the public anger chairman, Grant Shapps. the “last chance saloon’ if they didn’t respect over MPs’ expenses which caused such a Four days into the row, Ms Miller belatedly public figures” privacy. furore back in 2010 when the Daily Tele- realised her apology (with its clear mes- The press got its own back on Mellor when graph published details of claims made by sage that in reality she had done no wrong) Antonia de Sancha, an actress, revealed she parliamentarians on the taxpayer. These led was not working. She issued a letter to her had had an affair with him in 1992, selling the to mass resignations, MPs standing down constituency members, Basingstoke, bitterly story for £35,000 to the News of the Screws. from re-election and prison for the most regretting her conduct. She gave graphic details of Mellor’s sexual egregious cases. Since the controversy concerned her claim proclivities which included dressing in a RESPONSIBILITY for a second home, it is interesting to note Chelsea strip and spawned the Sun heading There is a little more to this than meets the that it was in Wimbledon. Her first home was when Mellor was subsequently dismissed as eye for Ms Miller had ministerial responsibility 20 minutes further down the line in Basing- Minister for Fun, “From Toe Job to No Job”. in connection with the Leveson Inquiry – the stoke. I mean, fair does, why does anyone UNEMPLOYED body that is examining the role of the Press need two homes separated by no more than Twenty-odd years later, de Sancha is in public affairs following revelations of half an hour? Little wonder that she attracted unemployed and lonely – and admits the AND AWARD WINNING FOOD! high-level phone hacking by the News of so much anger. Chelsea strip and the toe-sucking were inven- the World. MYSTERY tions. Never mind, they can be counted on Two locations in San Diego area In an attempt to put the Telegraph off But why precisely Cameron repeatedly to enliven a story about a Culture Secretary! making mischief over Ms Miller’s expenses, allowed himself to be drawn into the argu- Miller’s successor is Sajid Javed, the her personal assistant, Jo Hindley, rang ment in her defence is a bit of a mystery. first Muslim to take them and mentioned that her boss would It can only have been politics – and the his place in the cabi- be talking to the Leveson people, a subtle only explanation here is that he desperately net, the son of a bus Peaches Geldof Autopsy Inconclusive AN AUTOPSY on Peaches Geldof published the day after her death, was inconclusive and toxicology Geldof wrote that motherhood had tests will be conducted in an at- made her “happier than ever.” tempt to determine what killed the “I’ve achieved a sort of perfect 25-year-old celebrity, police said balance,” she wrote. “Right now last month. life is good. And being a mum is the Geldof was pronounced dead by best part of it. “ paramedics at her home in south- Later last month celebrities east England last month. joined the Geldof family as they Geldof, the daughter of Irish gathered for the funeral of the musician Bob Geldof and the late British model and TV personality. Up to 30 cubic feet of baggage $654 TV presenter Paula Yates, had Model Kate Moss and former worked as a model, writer and television show host. Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman were among Up to 50 cubic feet $860 She grew up in the glare of Britain’s press, those attending the private service at a village which reveled in the late-night antics of her teen- church in Kent, southern England. Up to 100 cubic feet $1090. Load your own crate $1216 age years, and in the shadow of her mother’s death The church is the same where Peaches Geldof All inclusive to door. Run by Brits. Own offices in USA & UK from a drug overdose when Peaches was 11. married her second husband Tom Cohen. It is also BROADCASTER where the funeral of her mother, Paula Yates, was More recently she had married for a second held when she died of accidental drug overdose time, to musician Tom Cohen, had two young sons in 2000. and worked as a broadcaster and fashion writer. It is not yet known what caused the sudden death She said in 2009 that her drug-taking years were of Geldof, who was found at her home on April 7. behind her. Police say it was “non-suspicious and unexplained,” In a column for Mother and Baby magazine, and a toxicology report could take several weeks. Page 6 ujnews.com May 2014 Ex-Editor Coulson: IMMIGRATION Affair With Brooks UK-US TAX INFORMATION Was ‘Wrong’ FATCA – The Facts, couple are $100,000 and $150,000. If By Stephen Ure By Jill Lawless you have any doubt about whether or FORMER News of the World editor Andy And Not The Panic! not you should file this form, please take Coulson took the stand at Britain’s phone A LOT has been written about FATCA further advice! You don’t need to take it hacking trial last month, saying his affair (Foreign Account Tax Compliance Provi- from me (though I’d be delighted if you with fellow executive Rebekah Brooks was sions, but it was unpronounceable with did!), but make sure to ask someone with Third Party Visa wrong but didn’t lead him to share work a “P” at the end!) and much of it has knowledge of these requirements. secrets with her. been alarmist. Let’s cut through that to The big change is that information from Coulson, who is on trial alongside get to the provisions that may affect US foreign banks and financial companies will Might Work For You Brooks and five others, also denied know- resident taxpayers who hold UK accounts go to the IRS, so they can check it against ing while he was editor that a private and assets. individual tax returns. Some countries, DO YOU NEED to get a visa? Do you want to home country and seek a visa to enter the investigator employed by the tabloid had Firstly, FATCA does not introduce the avoid going all the way back to your home US. For example, you might be a Brazilian including the UK, have made separate been hacking phones. requirement you declare UK income on agreements with the US about the FATCA country? If so, third country visa processing national attending college in England and Britain’s hacking scandal erupted in your US tax return. That has always been may be good option. want to come to the United States for vaca- obligations. Under the UK agreement, the 2011, when it emerged that the scoop- the case! As a US resident, you are taxable information will go from the UK banks A visa is a document that a person wish- tion. Because Brazil is not part of the visa hungry News of the World had secretly here on your worldwide income, just as ing to enter the United States applies for at waiver program that person would need a and investment houses to HMRC (the listened to the voicemails people in the if you were a UK resident, you would be current name for the Inland Revenue), a consulate or embassy abroad. Unless you tourist visa to come to the United States. public eye. The furor led Rupert Murdoch taxed there on your worldwide income. are coming to visit the United States for up to Under the traditional rules, this person would and they will pass it on to the IRS. This to shut down the newspaper and ensnared The decision to omit income from your made it easier for the UK companies to be 90 days on the visa waiver program available have to go all the way back to Brazil to get a Britain’s police and political establish- US tax return because it’s been taxed in to citizens of certain countries, you will need visa to come to the United States. However, sure they weren’t acting in breach of the ments. the UK, is not one for a taxpayer to make. European privacy legislation. a visa to enter the United States. The visa the United Kingdom allows for certain third Coulson, 46, told jurors at London’s If you’ve been taxed in the UK, the first allows a person to come to a port of entry in country nationals to apply for US visas, thus Central Criminal Court that his on-again, Most of the concerns in the UK have choice is to claim the money back from been based on how the administrative the United States and apply for admission. saving this Brazilian national from having to off-again affair with Brooks, which began the UK. If they won’t pay it back because Having a visa does not guarantee that the go back to Brazil to apply for the visa. in 1998 and ended in 2004, “was wrong procedures will work for the banks and they feel it should be paid there, then you financial companies. In particular, there person will be allowed to enter but it shows Any time a person applies for a visa at a and it shouldn’t have happened.” declare the income here and claim foreign the Customs and Border Patrol officer at the consulate or embassy outside of their home He denied the relationship led him to has been concern over how they identify tax credit for the UK tax paid. If you’re accounts held by US taxpayers. This has port of entry that the visa holder has been country, there is a risk of denial in which share sensitive information with Brooks. claiming a benefit under the tax treaty, prescreened abroad and found eligible for case you’ll be required to return to your Prosecutors have suggested the affair been the cause of the letters you may you must include a form with your US tax have received from your UK bank or admission in a particular nonimmigrant cat- home country to get the visa. This can in the meant that if one was aware that phone return giving the IRS details of the income egory. A visa is only valid for admission in the end, cost even more time and money than hacking was taking place, the other must similar, sometimes asking you to close concerned and the part of the treaty you your account. category for which it is issued. This means if you had gone home from the beginning. also have known. are using to support your claim. that if you were granted a B-1 tourist visa, you Also as a general rule, if you were already DENY All this was the position ten years ago The obvious question to ask is, why are cannot use it to enter the US for the purpose in the United States and out-of-status or you Brooks, Coulson and the other defen- and five years ago and is the position now! the UK banks and financial companies go- of working or going to college. Remember, otherwise violated the terms of your visa, you dants deny all charges. FATCA hasn’t changed any of it! ing along with this? They are not subject having a nonimmigrant status is not the same cannot apply for a visa in a third country; you Coulson was News of the World editor So what has FATCA changed? The to the IRS, so why are they taking these thing as having a visa. For example, you can will need to return to your home country of when its royal correspondent and a private requirement for an individual taxpayer requirements so seriously? The answer is apply for and be granted H-1B status by the nationality. Each consulate and embassy has investigator were arrested in 2006 for eaves- to inform the IRS about their foreign that the IRS will withhold 30 percent tax on United States Citizenship and Immigration different rules and these rules can change dropping on the voicemails of royal aides. accounts and assets was introduced in any US income being paid to a financial Service (USCIS) but this does not mean that from time to time so make sure you meet Coulson said until those arrests he had never 2011 with form 8938. This form has been institution that is not compliant. There is you have an H-1B visa. To get an H-1B visa, the requirements for a specific consulate or heard of private eye Glenn Mulcaire, who redesigned for 2013, and the information plainly not a bank or financial company in you must go to a US embassy or consulate embassy before making travel plans. has admitted hacking phones for the paper. about the number of your accounts and the world that doesn’t invest in the US or abroad and apply for it. Once you are granted the visa in a third Coulson was asked about a budget men- assets and their total value, is now on that is prepared to be cut off from the US Generally, the visa process requires that country, you can now go to a US port of tioning a £105,000 payment to Mulcaire’s the top of the first page. This, no doubt, market. Now there’s a gap in the market! you apply at the consulate or embassy in your entry to seek admission. Remember that a company for “special inquiries.” He said he makes it easier for the IRS to sort through Mary-Heather Styles is British and has home country. However, for certain people, visa does not guarantee entry into the US, did not ask what the money was spent on. the forms to determine which ones merit swapped the grey skies of the Home Coun- it is possible to do third country processing you will still need to be found admissible by “I don’t want to be dismissive of a further look. If you are a single person ties for the sunshine of Phoenix, Arizona. which means you can apply for the visa in a a Customs and Border Patrol officer. Once £105,000, but the reality is it wasn’t a lot you don’t need to file form 8938 unless She’s been working in tax in the US and the country other than your home country. This admitted, be mindful about the length of time of money in the business I was running,” the total value of your foreign assets is UK for over half her life, which is not a good can save a lot of time and money if your home you are allowed to stay in the United States. Coulson said. “We paid double that, I think, more than the equivalent of $50,000 at the thought for a Monday morning! She can be country is far away. Just because you have a visa that is good to the astrologer.” end of the year, or $75,000 at any time contacted at (602) 845.1420 or mhstyles@ Often, third country processing is done for five years, doesn’t mean that you can Coulson later became Prime Minister during the year. The figures for a married transatlantictax.com. in the context of a renewal visa at a US stay in the country for that long. The duration David Cameron’s communications chief consulate or embassy in Canada or Mexico. of your stay is determined at the time you but said he had not spoken to Cameron An individual can generally renew their visa enter the United States and will be noted since shortly after in Mexico or Canada in any category except in your passport. You can also go online leaving that job in B1/B2 (tourist/business). A renewal is a to the Customs and Border Patrol website early 2011. case where an application for the same type and retrieve your I-94 (the arrival/departure of visa is made and does not include those record) which indicates how long you can Perfect who need to change from one visa category stay in the country. If you stay in the United to another or who are seeking any other type States for longer that the authorized stay, of “change of status” even if that change has you will begin to accrue unlawful presence Gift been authorized by USCIS. As of January which can bar you from future entry into the 2014, the embassy in the Bahamas is also country or prevent you from getting future One Year accepting third country national applicants for immigration benefits. visa renewals in certain categories but only if The above article is provided for informational the initial visa was obtained in the applicant’s purposes only and should not be considered of home country. legal advice. Please consult your immigration at- Others that may take advantage of third torney to discuss the specifics of your own case. country processing include those who are I can be reached at (619) 235-5400 or through Union already residing in a country other than their my web page at www.urelaw.com. British Man Gets 17 Years For Sex With Maine Girl Jack A BRITISH man authorities say traveled of probation upon release. He pleaded to the US to have sex with a 13-year-old guilty in October. Maine girl he met on the Internet has been Federal prosecutors say the 27-year-old See sentenced to 17 years in federal prison. Cheese met the then-12-year-old girl in an Nicholas Cheese of Oxford, England, Internet chat room in 2012. was sentenced last month in US Dis- Authorities say he traveled to Bangor page trict Court in Bangor on a charge of last June to meet the girl and had sex with producing child pornography because her in a hotel room. he recorded one of the assaults on the The girl’s parents reported the assaults girl. He was also sentenced to five years to Maine authorities. 3

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Though as soon as she leaves, he starts an affair with Council decides to not close down the Bridge Gazette give Beth’s story a double page Street Market after all. It closes down another spread and the story goes online too. Nasty Lucy Beale – which is complicated seeing that Lucy just hired Lauren to be her partner market instead and tells those traders that Norris points out to Beth that people have they will now be able to get pitches on Bridge PETER BARLOW’S juggling wife Carla and been leaving horrid comments about her ap- in a new flat-letting business… In the Vic… Lots happening with the Street, setting up some major conflicts to his fancy-piece Tina. It’s a juggling act that pearance on the website, and of course, Beth come. Or maybe not… Peter needs to treat with extra care as both of takes a look. She’s upset, as you’d expect. THERE IS going to be a big ten-month-long Carter family. Soldier Lee returns on leave from Afghanistan, but oddly he doesn’t come And now to the long suffering Ian Beale… them think that they’re pregnant. It’s enough Craig leaves some comments of his own whodunit on EastEnders that started on Just about everything imaginable has hap- to turn any man to drink, and Peter falls off for his mum, pointing out how lovely she is Easter and will run until EastEnders’ 30th home directly. He first goes to hated Carter patriarch Stan’s council flat until discovered pened to him over the last 29 years: Marriage, the wagon in spectacular style and into the while Kirk wonders aloud: “It’s news to me Anniversary in February. The tag line of the divorce, bankruptcy, more marriage, more nearest pub. Steve goes to collect him to that badger’s bums are rough!” BBC’s new ad campaign for this whodunit is, by accident by Mick. He is traumatized by what he’s seen in combat and is planning divorce, mental illness, attempted murder, bring him home but realising he can’t take There’s trouble at t’ Mill when Owen and There’s A Killer Amongst Them, which begs homelessness, the deaths of just about every Peter home in such a drunken state, he stays Gary steal some of Phelan’s tiles to do a job the musical question, “When is there ever to go AWOL before Mick talks him out of it. Now Nasty Stan is staying upstairs at the adult in his family, random swirlies, and that’s overnight with Peter in a bed and breakfast. on the side, and at Phelan’s expense. But he’s not?” But first… just last week. But now the unimaginable The morning after the night before they wake not daft, is Phelan, and figures out what’s Something is fishy in the state of Walford, Vic, causing continual trouble, and Lee has a date with Whitney, then starts an affair happens: His daughter Lucy is murdered. up in bed together and Peter realises that he’s going on. He tells Owen that he’s keeping the and true to his nature, even in death (if that’s After an argument with Ian over the cocaine got a hangover the size of Salford itself, and £80k that Owen’s invested into the building what he is) is Nick Cotton. Dot’s newly dis- Lucy Beale… Oh, and Stan also knows the whereabouts of Shirley’s son Deano – who is he just found in her room, she storms out worse still, that he’s confessed to Steve about project. “You can’t do that,” says Owen. “I covered grandson, Charlie Cotton, is mighty of the house, then after receiving a text, she both his wife and his bit on the side being up can,” says Phelan, and what Phelan says, interested in controlling her access to know­ up to no good and stashes bent cell phones at his flat, causing the old guy to be arrested… walks off into the night. Her body is found on the duff. The two fellas get home, with a story it seems, goes. Anna calls Valerie Phelan ledge as well as her access to seeing Nick’s Easter morning by a little girl who just had they’ve concocted about Steve being the to the house for a chat. She tries to play to body despite her desperately wanting too to Across the Square… Sharon’s new bar, The Albert opens on the site of another old the worst Easter Egg Hunt ever. The Old Bill one who was the worse for wear for drink. Valerie’s soft side, asking her to call off Pat’s say a proper goodbye. He conspires with the turn up at 45 Albert Square and tell Ian that Steve then has to pretend he’s hungover all campaign against Owen and Gary. However, dodgy undertaker to prevent it and so Nick is bar, The Dagmar. You remember The Dag- mar; The place owned by Wilmott-Brown, they suspect the body they found is Lucy. day, while Peter gets the shakes in the flat what Anna hasn’t realised yet is that Valerie cremated without Dot seeing the body. Was This storyline is going to be one to watch as and tries not to succumb to drinking again. Phelan doesn’t have a soft side and she it Nick in the coffin? We think not, but await burned down by Den after Wilmott-Brown raped Kathy Beale. 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From the U.K. to the U.S. Los Angeles, CA 90043 Page 8 ujnews.com May 2014 it down to community service. Hey, it beats deserved, as it’s the first day going to jail? Can you get credit for that? Not off we had all had in six weeks for what you’ve done but for what you might while organizing Brit Weekend do in the future? at the Harbor. The first of what We attended the celebrity Red Carpet we hope will become an annual event at Consul General Chris O’Connor’s event. They say you only get residence on April 22 and what a party it was. out of it what you put into it, so Best yet, theme based on Shakespeare’s A if that’s the case, lots of good Midsummer’s Night Dream with character to come to: Seaside Scottish actors from the play. Ladies on stilts dressed Festival, Fusion Soccer, Let’s as dragon flies, a walking tree covered with Buy British SoCal Jet Ski, Island ivy amongst some 200-plus guests, quite Packers, Marine Emporium amazing (we’ll post photos on ujnews.com Landing, Maritime Museum, LAID BACK, taking it easy, and enjoying by mid May). and the band, Masters of the sunny Southern California. That’s what we’re The food was delicious as were the guests Past, the Union Jack newspaper. known for, right? That is unless you’re British with everyone having a very, very enjoyable We should be well gratified for and it’s BritWeek. Then you fall into certain evening. We managed a brief conversa- the efforts put in by all that will categories: those going bonkers working tion with Cat Deeley, Bruno Tonioli, Seal, be appreciated by the Yanks non-stop to promote the contribution Great Sir Ken Robinson, Jason Isaacs, Mischa and Brits alike. It was free to all Britain has so freely given to the US via the Barton, Michael York and wife Patricia, Terri comers! See calendar of events arts, theatre, film, television, music, entertain- Seymour, Holly Cavanagh, Owain Yeoman, www.BritWeek.org as its still ers, business; or, the Brits here waving the Peter Noone, Britt Ekland, Nigel Lythgoe going on. flag attending dozens of functions as there’s (co-founder of BritWeek), and Lord Frederick On Wednesday, April 23 something for everyone! And it works as the Windsor. Not bad out of the 95-plus celebri- evening customers old and new Americans absolutely luv it. ties that attended. gathered together for the 40th There’s so much excitement and enthu- We met up with Executive Director Julia Anniversary of Ye Olde King’s siasm it becomes contagious. We’re not Chambers of the Maritime Museum Channel Head in Santa Monica, possibly Consul General Chris O’Connor, Sharon and Bob Peirce (co-founders of whinging but oh the work it takes. We’ve put Islands who was having the time of her life, the most uniquely famous pub BritWeek), LA City Councilman Tom La Bonge; and Nigel Lythgoe (co-founder of on the planet. How nice to see BritWeek) at the Red Carpet Launch Party. Photo: Leo Lewis the backbone of the pub, the regulars, with who we all shared our lives the next 40 years. spoke about how successful BritWeek has together thanks to Phil and Ruth Elwell. It was BRIT WEEKEND become. So now, with luck, Brit Weekend a wonderful moment to remember how lucky will be an annual event. Bob did tell me that we were to have shared so many memories Saturday and Brit Weekend at the Chan- Sharon was the one who created the incred- together and what a good time we had. nel Islands Maritime Museum, which we all ible Red Carpet Party, so congratulations Great to see you Ruth and Phil, our thanks. worked so hard to make happen. We had Sharon. That was really spectacular! We will My personal thanks to John Gordon, John prayed for good weather, but we forgot see you at BritWeek festival May 3-4 on the Crowther, John and Linda Hiscock, Gillian the wind. And I mean WIND: cold, gusting, Third St Promenade in Santa Monica. Campbell, Sharon, Alex Hyde-White, Pete, freezing! Not good. Sunday was a complete GOODBYES Alan Hardy, Derrick Fisher, Vince Lawless, contrast and super successful with everyone Flora, and Christina for the time well spent having a fabulous time. Former Consul Gen- We lost in April: Alan Palmer of Cameron’s with so many wonderful people and to the eral bob and Sharon Peirce came out from LA Inn at Half Moon Bay near San Francisco, to ones no longer with us: comedian Jonathan as did many others. Even the Band Masters congestive heart failure. If we were asked to Moore, Patrick McGoohan, Terry Thomas, of the Past said it was the most enjoyable give an example of a “true Brit” Alan would and Richard Harris, just to name a few. day they could remember with a large crowd be that man. He was a part of the US Public The King’s Head is in good hands now and dancing in front of the museum. Health Service, specializing in spirometry Lisa Powers, Paul Boettcher (current owner), Phil and Ruth Elwell for the future with owners Donal Tavey and The highlight of the day was High Tea training, but enjoyed helping run the pub with (founders), and Melonie Boettcher at the 40th Anniversary party of Paul Boettcher. In fact it’s that continuation which was filled to capacity with both Bob his family, more particularly, his pet project that makes the KH so successful. Here’s to and Sharon praising the event! They both the British Import Shop within Cameron’s and the Kings Head, April 23, in Santa Monica. Photo: Leo Lewis. taking care of his double-decker busses and London Taxi’s. We first met Alan many years ago while traveling through to San Francisco. The Legendary Their B&B (bed and booze as they don’t serve breakfast and a great place to stay) was full up so Alan and his wife Adora insisted we stay at their house, so we’ve been friends ever since and very much a part of the UJ family. Our luv and condolences go out to all the Palmer family. We’ll be up to see you when time permits. We luv it up there! Robert Anthony Aviles to cancer, an extraordinary accomplished musician and superb human being, who played a seven- www.crownandanchorlv stringed electric violin. We produced dozens of shows with Robert, the warmth and luv he gave to his audiences was so typical of Robert: honest, caring, compassionate. On stage he was mesmerizing. Very good look- ing and had the charisma to go with it. One show Karen and I were then in the position to arrange for him to perform with the Winnipeg Symphony Orchestra on Canada Day in front of an audience of 100,000+ his largest ever! What an honor that was, as Robert was that good! Needless to say, the audience gave him a standing ovation. Proud to have known and loved you. Robert was 50.

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Came in very handy recently when – Samuel Chamberlain I was (and still am) having to take it easy the 60s had been described as the “greatest ENGLISH POTTED meats, pate and terrines, crumpet catcher known to man”*. When the with a bad back etc at least I had a freezer really have very little difference between full of suppers etc. Now I have to restock it E-Type was introduced at the 1961 Geneva them, and they can be made with a variety Auto Show, it was an instant hit, and well all again! (Going on a one-week cruise as of ingredients, such as fish...smoked mack- my birthday present to me next week, so I WONDER how many of you readers are on its way as an icon of a generation. It was erel, sardines, salmon etc, or pork, chicken, art connoisseurs, not too many I’m think- the choice of celebrities, royalty, and the maybe I can be inspired to try some new mushrooms, etc. Generally pate means a recipes based on the cruise food!) ing? I am certainly not one either. Most of ultra rich, who combined style and class paste and is originally of French origin, but us are familiar with the great artist’s names with a penchant for caddish behavior. The all ethnic groups will have their own version. Since I cannot eat ham, I have found that but then few people can name some of super chic of the time, Brigitte Bardot, Steve In the olden days, the potted meats were the turkey ham is an excellent substitute, their actual works. Top of the lists of great McQueen, Mick and Bianca, and George Best covered with fat or butter, which helped Country Pate and it can be found where the regular artists, in terms of value anyway are such all chose the E-Type, and even Frank Sinatra to preserve the meats. During my last two 1 chopped shallot hams are displayed, or in a good deli where names as Leonardo da Vinci, Vincent Van barked “I want that car, and I want it now” visits to the UK, I found often that an as- 1/4 cup butter turkey substitutes for pork are easily found. Gogh, Claude Monet, sortment of pates were served together on 1/4 lb chicken livers, trimmed I like to serve my pate with a good french crusty type of bread slices, or regular or Rembrandt, Pablo Pi- E-type a platter, as a modern day type of Plough- 1/4 lb ham, cut into chunks casso, Paul Cezanne, mans Lunch. One I had last year included 1 tsp sage melba toast. Andy Warhol and Jean game, venison, pigeon, and chicken, pork, 1 Tbsp brandy I hope you enjoy my version Renoir, to name but a few and a smoked trout assortment, served with 2 Tbsp heavy cream Place onion and half of the butter in a and in no particular order. crusty bread, quite delicious. Salt and pepper large shallow dish, and microwave on high Except for da Vinci, with I love making appetizers, and enjoy Bay Leaves for three minutes. Stir in the livers, ham and his masterpiece Mona having a get together with everyone con- sage. Cover, and microwave 5-7 minutes Lisa, I’m thinking that few tributing their own speciality, and together careful. So many years ago, I adapted and on high, stirring occasionally. Drain off of us can actually name with some plonk and good friends, what experimented, with my own version, using excess liquids, allow to cool. Puree in a any of the great works more does one need! Unfortunately pork chicken livers and turkey “ham”, and it is processor or blender until smooth. Stir in by the other well-known does not agree with me, so although that always very popular. This recipe is always the brandy and cream, and salt and pepper artists I have mentioned. is the traditional meat type, I have to be easier because it can be cooked in the to taste. Spoon into dish, traditionally an Of the Great British artists oval one, and top with the bay leaf, Melt there are Francis Bacon, (Your comments, requests and recipes are welcomed. If you want to contact the remaining butter and pour over the pate Turner, Gainsborough and John Constable the moment he saw it. It was sexy, beautiful me please Email me at: Sandra Cherry [email protected]) evenly. Chill Serves about 10-12 again in no particular order except that the and also immensely competent. works of Irish born figurative painter, Francis In the 1960s the E-Type was the Mona Bacon command the highest prices. Again, I Lisa of Motor cars, and, like the Mona Lisa it O B I T U A R I E S wonder how many of you readers can name will live on forever. In the words of the New any of his great works? York Museum of Modern Art, where an E-type that Townsend died in Leicester, central more than 20 million copies around the To name the best of all artists of course is is on permanent display: “Sayer uniquely England. world, and Townsend followed Adrian subjective so my small list compiled here is blended science and art to produce timeless Townsend left school at 15, married Mole into adulthood in a series of books, in terms of the artist’s works monetary value. shapes of exceptional and enduring beauty. at 18, and by 23 was a single mother of several of which were adapted for the Automobile design is a form of artwork He brought science to the art of car design; three. She worked in a factory, in shops stage, radio or television. The most recent, also but, unlike the work of painters, it is the and scientifically produced works of art.” and at other jobs – and wrote, honing her Adrian Mole: The Prostrate Years, was style for years before breaking through published in 2009. artwork that becomes widely known, not the In 1965, Sayer designed the Jaguar XJ13, artist. This is probably because the artworks into publication. Penguin said a 10th Adrian Mole book a mid-engined Jaguar sports racing car that Her first novel, The Secret Diary of – with a working title of Pandora’s Box – are produced in quantities unlike the painter’s was intended for competition at Le Mans. single copy but they are masterpieces none Adrian Mole, Aged 13-3/4, was published had been slated for publication later this Cost constraints and a rule change at Le in 1982 and was hailed as a comic mas- year. It was unclear how much had been the less. Mans meant the XJ-13 was never driven in The list of the most beautiful cars ever terpiece. Written in the voice of a gauche written before Townsend’s death. international competition, but it exemplified Sue Townsend, but observant teenager, it fused the acute Townsend’s work combined satire of produced is also subjective, but my number all of the classical Sayer sophistication in one favorite is the Bertone styled Lamborghini awkwardness of adolescence with the social injustices and a strong sense of life’s aerodynamics as his earlier designs. The Creator Of zeitgeist of Thatcher-era Britain. absurdity with warmth for her characters Miura. Looking closely at the design of this XJ13 has been described as the greatest supercar however, I can’t help thinking that The beleaguered teen bemoaning his – a distinctive combination that won her Jaguar that never was. In 1971 the XJ 13 Adrian Mole dull suburban life and pining for unattain- millions of fans. the starting template Nuccio Bertone and prototype was brought out of storage to help Marcello Gandini used for the Miura design SUE TOWNSEND, 68, the British comic able classmate Pandora struck a chord with In later years Townsend, who had diabe- promote the new V12 E-Type when it was author, who created angst-ridden teenage millions of readers. “I have never seen a tes, used a wheelchair and was registered was copied from the Great British Automo- largely written off in a major crash. The car bile artist Malcolm Sayer. Born in Cromer, diarist Adrian Mole and sent the Queen dead body or a female nipple. This is what blind. In 2009 she received a transplanted was rebuilt in 1972/73 albeit with changes into exile on a public housing estate, has comes from living in a cul-de-sac,” Adrian kidney from her son, and she suffered a Norfolk, Malcolm Sayer evolved to become from the original – losing some of Sayer’s probably the best Automobile designer of all died after suffering a stroke. lamented early on. stroke in 2013. She is survived by her hus- classic lines in the process. Her publisher, Penguin Books said The book was a huge success, selling band, Colin Broadway, and four children. time. As is evident here, it is not his name Like many great artists before him the that is famous but his creations. world never got enough of Malcolm Sayer’s Sayer is the Leonardo da Vinci of Motor artworks as Malcolm passed away in his Roger Rabbit’s ‘Valiant’ Bob Hoskins Dies Car Design. Educated at the then Loughbor- prime. On April 22nd, 1970 Malcolm suf- ough College in Leicestershire, Sayer worked BOB HOSKINS, the British actor, whose Jordan’s 1986 film Mona Lisa. Hoskins fered a fatal heart attack, outside Parkside varied career ranged from noir drama was nominated for a best-actor Academy for the Bristol Aeroplane Company during the Garage, next to the Regent Hotel in Royal Second World War, which exempted him Mona Lisa to animated fantasy Who Award for the role. Leamington Spa, one month before his 54th Framed Roger Rabbit, has died at age 71. His Hollywood breakthrough came as from conscription by way of reserved occu- birthday. Thanks for the memories Malcolm, pation protection. Following the war he mar- A family statement released May 30 by a detective investigating cartoon crime in your magnificent Jaguars will live on forever, agent Clair Dobbs said Hoskins died in a the part-animated 1988 hit Who Framed ried Pat Morgan in 1947, and after his daugh- a tribute to you, you are probably the greatest ter was born he then went to Iraq in 1948 to hospital after a bout of pneumonia. Roger Rabbit. He also played the pirate Automobile Artist the world has ever known. A versatile character actor capable of Smee in Steven Spielberg’s 1991 Peter work at Baghdad University; this turned out As for your greatest artwork contribution, the to exist only on paper, so he worked instead menace, quiet poignancy and Cockney Pan movie Hook. E-Type, I had the honor of owning a copy in charm, London-raised Hoskins appeared in In 2012 Hoskins announced that he had maintaining the early 70s, I have fond memories of it to the fleet of some of the most acclaimed British films been diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease this day and as a crumpet catcher, well, it of the past few decades, including gangster and was retiring from acting. govern- never let me down, Thank you very much ment ve- classic The Long Good Friday. His last role was as one of the seven for that and rest in peace. He specialized in tough guys with a dwarves in Snow White & The Huntsman, beloved Bob,” said a statement from wife hicles. He Happy Motoring returned soft center, including the ex-con who starring Kristen Stewart. Linda and children Alex, Sarah, Rosa to the UK *Crumpet is a slang Brit word for lady chaperones Cathy Tyson’s escort in Neil “We are devastated by the loss of our and Jack. in 1950 and joined Jaguar in 1951. 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Murray was feeling the strain of having to play twice on the second day because of rain, and it showed, as Fognini tamed the Scot 6-3,6-3,6-4, while Ward went down to Seppi 6-4, 6-3, 6-4. Whatever the frustration, it was the farthest Britain had reached in the Davis Cup for 28 years. Earlier, Murray (who has parted from his coach Ivan lendl) was ousted at the Sony Open in Miami, by Novak Djokovic, who went Compiled by Larry Gardner on to win the tournament. The umpire’s deci- sion for not faulting Djokovic for returning the ball on Murray’s side of the court, distracted London Marathon; the Scot and the Serb prevailed 7-5, 6-4. Serena Williams won the women’s crown Mo Gives It A Go ! for the seventh time, but strangely, crashed OLYMPIC DOUBLE gold medalist Mo Farah out of the Family Circle Cup, a week later in ran the London Marathon, April 13, making North Carolina, during her opening match to his debut over the 26.2 mile distance for the Jana Cepolova of Slovakia 6-4, 6-4. very first time. The 5,000m and 10,000m Green Jacket For Bubba champion tackled a race that was com- A dozen top British golfers were present at plimented by some of the best marathon this year’s Masters tournament at Augusta, runners in the world. Some had suggested Georgia, April 10-13, including a 19-year-old that he keep to long distance track, but the teenager from Sheffield, by the name of Mat- 31-year-old athlete was eager to give it try. thew Fitzpatrick, who was there courtesy of He eventually settled down with a bunch winning the US Amateur Championship last of runners behind the leaders and finished August. He had been the first Englishman to eighth, some four minutes behind Wilson win the trophy in 102 years. The youngster Kipsang, (2 hours 4min and 27secs) who did not survive the cut however, along with won the race for a third time. Kenyan col- three other Brits and American notable, Phil league Stanley Biwott was second and Mickelson. Tiger Woods was absent through former winner Tsegaye Kebede of Ethiopia injury, while Craig and Kevin Stadler, was third. 10,000m Olympic silver medalist time, David Weir, was narrowly beaten by at 20 overs. England 190 (Alex Hales 116 MCC 282 and 225 (Virender Sehwag 109)-4 became the first father and son duo to ever Chris Thompson, finished three places be- Switzerland’s Marcel Hug, during the final not out)-4 at close. South Africa’s three run dec. Durham 248 and 257 (Mark Stoneman compete in the Masters. Bubba Watson hind Farah. The Olympic champion admitted, sprint down the Mall. American Tatyana victory put England out of the competition. 115) all out. Sussex got the new cricket year proved that absolute consistency is a must “It was pretty tough,” but promised; “I will be McFadden, set a new course record of 1hr England 193-7 at 20 overs. South Africa off to a great start with an innings and 127 for winning Majors, where his eight under back.” The last British runner to win this event 45min 11secs to win the women’s wheel- 195-5. England’s final group game saw runs defeat of Middlesex at Brighton. Sussex 280, put him three strokes ahead of the field was Eamonn Martin in 1993. chair for the second year running. humiliation with a 45 run defeat at the hands 386 (Matt Prior 125). Middlesex 105 & 154. and his second green jacket. Top finishing Edna Kiplagat, who was runner-up the of the Netherlands. The Netherlands 133-5 at …Kevin Pietersen may have been given the Brits were Lee Westwood, seven strokes last two years in a row, won with a time of India Wins World T20 Cup, 20 overs. England 88 all out. big elbow by England, but the Indian Premier England Struggle behind, Rory McIIroy eight, and Justin Rose 2 hours 20min 21secs, followed closely by The semi-finals saw T20 champions West League’s Delhi Daredevils have signed him and Jamie Donaldson nine distant. namesake and fellow Kenyan, Florence Kip- The Fifth World Twenty20 Cup hosted in Indies beaten 27 runs by Sri Lanka, and India up for a hefty fee as skipper. The IPL runs Lee Westwood ended a two year winless lagat. Ethiopian Tirunesh Dibada was third. Bangladesh, March 16-April 6, witnessed beat South Africa by six wickets. Sri Lanka April 16-June 1,split between Bangladesh, streak, when he won the Malaysian Open Fastest finishing Brits were Amy Whitehead, England lose its two warm-up matches claimed their very first T20 international United Arab Emirates and India. at Kuala Lumpur, April 20, finishing seven and Emma Stepto, who were 13th and 14th against the Cup holders West Indies and trophy success beating India by six wickets Disappointment At Naples ahead of the field with an 18 under 270. respectively. The 34th running of the London India. The tournament got off with a pre- in the final at Mirpur. India 130-4 at 20 overs. Same weekend, Luke Donald remained in Marathon, originally received over 70,000 liminary round that included Zimbabwe and Sri Lanka 132-4 at close. In the parallel Britain’s quarter-final Davis Cup match contention throughout the RBC Heritage requests to compete, before that was whittled Bangladesh, plus four non-Test nations. women’s tournament, England’s women with Italy at Naples, April 4-6, was very close, Classic at Hilton Head, SC, but Matt Kuchar, down to around 36,000, when the starting Bangladesh and the Netherlands made reached the final only to lose by six wickets but the Italians moved to the semi-finals after overcame a four stroke deficit on the final gun finally went off. The oldest runner was it to the Super-10s. England started their to the Australians at Mirpur, a couple of days a 3-2 win. James Ward lost a four setter to round to beat the Englishman by one stroke. Paul Freedman at 88 years young. 521 round-robin games at Chittagong in Group earlier than the men’s final. England 105-8 at Fabio Fognini, while Wimbledon champion Kuchar smashed a 64 on the final eighteen American runners were in the fray where 23 A, where rain brought the Duckworth/Lewis 20 overs. Australia 106-4 at close. Andy Murray, beat Andreas Seppi in three and carded a winning 11 under 273. water stations kept athletes hydrated, and method to decide the first game in favour of The traditional start to the new 2014 straight sets. On the second day, Murray there were also 78 pubs along the route if New Zealand. England 172-6 at 20 overs. English cricket season saw the MCC beat and Colin Fleming overcame Fognini and things got really desperate. Attempting to New Zealand 52-1 at 5.2 overs. England beat County Champions Durham by six wickets in Simone Bolelli 6-4, 6-3, 3-6, 7-5, to take More Sporting Roundup win the wheelchair race for a record seventh Sri Lanka by six wickets. Sri Lanka 189-4 the County opener at Abu Dhabi, late March. a 2-1 lead into the final third day of play. on page 14 Page 14 ujnews.com May 2014 SPORTS: CYCLING - BOXING - CRICKET - MOTOR RACING - ATHLETICS - FOOTBALL - RUGBY - SNOOKER - GOLF - WRESTLING - SAILING - HOCKEY - DARTS - TRIATHLON

heads came together. The Ger- The 18th minute witnessed Chelsea lose Coach Steve Bruce made two changes to his man(45-2) recovered first, and goalkeeper Petr Cech through injury and in Hull side after the break and Matt Fryatt deliv- set about the Welshman(30-7) the 73rd minute John Terry went off with a ered within four minutes. Tom Huddlestone, with extreme gusto, before Mac- foot injury, but the blues kept the Spaniards Stephen Quinn and David Meyler brought carinelli’s corner pulled him out at bay with a goalless draw. the total to five, while Jamie Murphy found in the fifth round… European Manchester United hosted Bayern the net for the Tigers in the closing seconds. super-bantamweight champion Munich at Old Trafford, in the quarter-finals, Carl Frampton, enhanced his where a full house of fiery partisanship rocked Scottish Soccer reputation with a two round de- the stadium. Skipper Nemanja Vidic, put The final of the Ramsden Challenge Cup molition of the very experienced David Moyes’ men ahead in the 58th minute, at Easter Road, April 6, a competition for the lower divisions in Scottish football brought Compiled by Larry Gardner Mexican, Hugo Cazares, at Belfast. The while Bastian Schweinsteiger equalized for northern Irelander pushed his record to 18-0, the World and European club champions, out a 19,000 plus crowd for the Rangers- Ireland And France Raith Rovers encounter. The Glasgow side Continued from page 13 while Cazares (40-8-2) received his first kiss eight minutes later. Schweinsteiger would from the canvas since 1999. get a red card near the end. Bayern put some started well, harassing the Rovers defence, Set The Early Six 25-1 Shot Wins Grand National beautiful moves together, but United stuck to but goals were not forthcoming. Goalless at The 167th running of the Grand National Seven Gold Medals For Britain’s the job of containment and a 1-1 draw proved ninety minutes the match went in to extra- Nations Pace at Aintree, April 5, saw Pineau De Re win by Para-Cyclists an appropriate conclusion. At the second leg time before John Baird, hit the net for Raith five lengths from Baltazar King (14-1). The Britain’s disabled athletes showed their in Munich, Patrice Evra put United in front four minutes from the whistle. The only goal Six Nations Round One: winner ridden by Leighton Aspell, trained mettle at the Para-Cycling World Track on the 57th minute, but less than a minute of the game gave Rovers its first Cup trophy Three Home Wins by Doctor Richard Newland and owned Championships in Aguascalientes, Mexico, later, Bayern skipper Mario Mandzukic put in twenty years, when they last beat Celtic in THE FIRST two weekends of Six Nations by John Govan, covered the 30 fences and April 10-13, where the squad came away the hosts’ level. The highly focused encoun- a Scottish League Cup final in 1994. Former rugby sorted out the field into three groups four mile, three and half long furlong course with seven gold, one silver and two bronzes. ter and the stringent marking and fervent British prime-minister Gordon Brown, was of two. Ireland and France emerged un- at odds of 25-1. Double Seven (jt-fav 10-1) Dame Sarah Storey collected two gold med- competiveness continued unabated. Thomas in the stands, blissfully watching his beloved beaten after two games, while Scotland was third and Alvarado (33-1) was fourth. als in the C5 pursuit and the 10km scratch Mueller and Arjen Robben, penetrated the Raith Rovers make a little history. and Italy brought up the rear, their seasons Teaforthree, trained by Rebecca Curtis, who race. Sophie Thornhill and Rachel James, United goal in the 68th and 76th minutes to The semi-finals of the Scottish Cup, April seemingly intent on avoiding the wooden finished third last year was 10-1jt-fav, but fell won double gold in the time trial and the give the top Bundesliga side a 3-1 win and a 12-13, caught a 41,000 plus crowd at Easter spoon. at the Chair. 22 horses failed to finish of the tandem sprint, while Neil Fachie and Peter place in the semi-finals. Road, where Ranger’s coach Ally McCoist Wales are chasing their third consecu- 40 starters. A false start caused controversy, Mitchell, captured a golden brace in the saw his job come under scrutiny as the Ibrox tive championship and started in fine style: when a steward was nearly run-over by a men’s tandem sprint and time trial. Jody Sir Alex At Wembley, And Then outfit tumbled out, 3-1 to Dundee United. a fifth-minute try from Alex Cuthbert who horse. When the horses did finally get away Cundy took gold in the C4 Kilo… England Harvard Coupled with the Ramsden defeat, McCoist’s benefited from a wicked bounce of the ball for the second time, Battle Group got left reached the final of the Hong Kong Rugby Sir Alex Ferguson was at Wembley, status must be under serious discussion. leaving fullback Angelo Esposito in his first behind, and refused to move and took no Sevens, but on a wet and rainy day, New March 30, supporting his son Darren, the Stuart Armstrong and Gary McKay-Steven international clutching thin air. It was the part in the race. Aintree officials ordered an Zealand captured the trophy with a 26-7 coach of Peterborough, who lifted the had Dundee 2-0 up by the 36th minute. Ste- big Welsh wing’s tenth try in 20 Tests. inquiry, but the jockeys contend it was not win….Britain’s Jodie Stimpson, won the Johnstone Paint Trophy with a 3-1 win over ven Smith got one back for the Gers, three The Italians were not to be humili- their fault and did not attend. first triathlon of the 2014 ITU World series at Chesterfield. The JPT, previously known minutes before half-time, then Nadir Ciftci ated – two opportunist tries from centre Earlier, African Story, a 12-1 shot won Auckland, New Zealand, April 6. World cham- under other sponsorships over the years, was made it three, seven minutes from the whistle. Michele Campagnaro saw to that. But in the richest horse race in the world with a two pion Javier Gomez won the men’s race, with inaugurated by the football league some 25 At the Ibrox Stadium, in the other semi- the final analysis, the accurate boot of and three-quarter lengths victory in the $10m Brit, Jonny Brownlee second….Zoe Smith years ago to give clubs in the lower divisions final, St Johnstone earned themselves a Leigh Halfpenny ensured Italian indiscipline Dubai World Cup. Trained by the Godolphin became only the second British woman to a chance of a Wembley final. Joe Newell place in a Scottish Cup final for the first time was punished and Scott Williams scored stables, the horse is owned by Dubai ruler, win a European Weightlifting medal, after she was red carded and the Posh finished with in their 130 year old history, after a 2-1 vic- a try in the crucial dying moments of the Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum. lifted 204kg for a bronze medal at the Euro- ten men, where a crowd of 35,000 plus, tory over Aberdeen. Niall McGinn put the first half. Wales were comfortable but not Mukhadram (14-1) was second and Cat Championships in Tel-Aviv, Israel witnessed the teams revel at the very heart- Dons in front after just fifteen minutes, but a convincing winners at 23-15. O’Mountain (25-1) third, also own by the land of English football. Sir Alex is headed double by Stevie May in the 61st and 84th England opened their campaign in Paris Sheikh. Last year’s Epsom Derby winner, Lewis Hamilton & Mike Conway for Harvard, where he has been invited to minutes, clinches an appearance at Hampden and were 16-3 down by the 22nd minute. Ruler of The World (6-1), trained by Aidan On The Podium elaborate his experiences with a teaching Park, May 17. In the first half-minute a speculative kick O’Brien, had a particularly bad draw and Lewis Hamilton won the Malaysian position under a course entitled “The Busi- Beckham’s MLS Miami Arena ahead by the French flyhalf cannoned off finished near the tail end of the 16 runners. Grand Prix at Sepang, March 30, where he ness of Entertainment, Media & Sport.” Fosters Opposition Billy Twelvetrees right into the hands of British jockey Jamie Spencer, scored a capitalized on his pole position and controlled Phoenix, Arizona, drew a 65,000 plus winger Yoann Huget a matter of yards from double with a win on Certerach (33-1) in the race from the front. He then won the crowd for the United States meeting with A full page advertisement on behalf of the English line. But England fought back the Dubai Cup, and then won the UAE Derby Bahrainian Grand Prix a week later, where he old rivals Mexico, April 3, where Jurgen the Miami Seaport Alliance published in with tries from Mike Brown and débutant on Toast of New York. had started second on the grid. He fought a Klinsmann, was looking to trim his World the Miami Herald, and its Spanish language Leighton Burrell and as the final whistle Late March at Doncaster, Ocean Tempest tense, final ten lap duel with team-mate Nico Cup squad from 30 to 23. Michael Bradley equivalent, April 14, came out against David beckoned, they were 24-19 ahead with a won the Lincolnshire Handicap, the big open- Rosberg. Hamilton won the Chinese Grand had a terrific game and put the Americans Beckham’s decision for a new MLS soccer famous victory at hand. ing race of the new flat season. Trained by Prix at Shanghai, April 20, starting from the ahead in the 15th minute, followed by a expansion at the Port of Miami. Headed by But the sheer effort had tired the visi- John Ryan, ridden by Adam Kirby, the 20-1 pole and leading from start to finish. Mer- Chris Wondolowski goal after 28 minutes. David Fox, a former Royal Caribbean Cruise tors to the point where in the last attack shot won by two lengths from 7-1 joint- cedes team-mate Nico Rosburg, was runner The Mexicans came back in the second half vice-president, two stevedoring companies as the French swung the ball out wide, favourite Tullius. Robert the Painter (25-1) up, and leads the driver’s table four points with goal by Rafa Marquez and Alan Pulido and two local unions representing longshore- Alex Goode bought a simple dummy from was third. 17 ran. ahead of Hamilton…British IndyCar driver for a 2-2 result… The new FIFA world rank- men, plus an unnamed cruise company that centre Gael Fickou fresh on the field. He Mike Conway, won the Grand Prix of Long ings for April, has Scotland move fifteen could not be identified. Royal Caribbean planted the ball behind the posts for a Mishap Gives Oxford Victory Beach, April 13. It’s the third Indycar career places up the ladder to 22nd. England are Cruise Lines and wealthy car dealer and simple conversion and an unbelievable A clash of oars just five minutes in to the win for the man from Bromley,Kent., who is 11th, Wales are ranked 47th with Northern political activist Norman Braman, say they 26-24 win for France. University boat race, April 6, saw Oxford take a former formula three champion. Ireland 84th. World champions Spain remain are not against a MLS franchise, but not at the In Dublin, Scotland ran into an Irish Port of Miami, which is Beckham’s preferred advantage of the mishap, to win their fifth Chelsea Through, United Out at number one. brick wall and could only pick up a couple boat race in seven years. The 160th running location at this time. The MSA is aware that of penalties from Greig Laidlaw in a 28-6 of the Putney Bridge to Mortlake race on the Jose Mourinho’s face dropped when Arsenal And Hull Meet In FA Cup the widening of the Panama Canal will al- hammering. Scotland looked bereft of River Thames, a distance of four miles and Paris St Germain went ahead after just three Final, May 17. low bigger ships to traverse the waterway, ideas and their efforts were continually 374 yards witnessed Cambridge beaten by minutes during Chelsea’s first leg, Champion bringing more global shippers to Miami. The snuffed out by powerful Irish play. The 11 lengths, the biggest winning margin since League quarter-final tie in Paris. Eden Hazard The FA Cup semi-finals at Wembley, facilities must be updated and modernized Irish ran in three tries – from Jamie Heaslip, 1973. The collision had Cambridge rower put the blues back in the picture after 27th April 12-13, witnessed a stoic and rather to cope with the new business opportunities, Andrew Trimble and Rob Kearney – to Luke Juckett unseated and the rigger on his minute penalty, but a David Luiz own goal unimaginative contest between Cup holders and the building of a soccer stadium at the secure an easy win. oar broken, but a protest after the race was added to the pressure, then the French added Wigan and Arsenal. A Jordi Gomez penalty location will hinder development of the port denied by the umpire. a third in the final minute. At the second leg at brought the game to life in the 63rd minute, says David Fox. However, the Port is reput- Round Two: A week earlier, the women’s boat race Stamford Bridge, April 8, Andre Schurrle net- but Arsenal’s Per Mertesacker equalized edly up to its eyes in debt, and the City is very Ireland And France Benefit on 2,000m of straight course at Henley-on ted after 32 minutes but it was not until three eight minutes from the end. The game went wary about further financing. From Home Advantage Again Thames witnessed Oxford beat Cambridge minute before time that Demba Ba sealed the into extra-time before a penalty shoot-out The soccer stadium site at the south-west victory. The 3-3 aggregate had Chelsea going saw Wigan, miss their first two spot kicks, corner of the Port is too shallow for cargo and The following week, Ireland stayed in by four lengths. The women’s competition Dublin to face Wales in a game that started has been staged since 1927, and at Henley through on the away goals rule. and Gunners go to the final, May 17, after cruise ships and that is one of the reasons Goalkeeper complications at the first winning the shoot-out 4-2. most of the 36 acre site is underdeveloped. in bright sunshine and ended in lashing since 1977. Next year it moves to same day rain and deep gloom. That at least were and course location as the men’s race. leg, semi-final in Spain, kept Chelsea busy The other semi between Hull and Sheffield Neisen Kasdin, a lawyer and advisor to the where Thibaut Courtois, Atletico Madrid’s United, provided a magnificent goal-feast Beckham group, refuted the reasoning. Welsh feelings as Ireland comprehensively Boxing goalie has been on loan from the blues for with the Tigers coming from behind twice, to “The plan does not interfere with Port dismantled them using a kicking game An over-enthusiastic start to the WBA the third season. Attempts to make Madrid win 5-3. Jose Baxter put the Blades ahead in operations.” he said inspired by Jonny Sexton at flyhalf. light-heavyweight crown in Rostock, April 5, pay a hefty fee to play the Chelsea man in the 19th minute, Yannick Sagbo equalized in John Fox and Beckham rep John Alshuler, The Irish forwards enjoyed almost total had both challenger Enzo Maccarinelli and both games, came to naught after UEFA got the 42nd minute, then one minute before the debated the issue on the locally broadcast supremacy, shoving the visitors around involved and denied the financial request. break Stefan Scourgall put United 2-1 up. Jim DeFede show. at will. Wales conceded two tries both champion Jurgen Brahmer, bloodied as their earned through powerful Irish scrum play. Sexton couldn’t miss a penalty kick but Leigh Halfpenny was only allowed one pot at goal which prevented a whitewash England Set For Blanket Betting Ban For Players but not the humiliation of a 26-3 battering By Rob Harris The latest named his most recent squad in front new rules would prevent Hodgson using which Warren Gatland later described as the worst of his career. THE ENGLISH Football Association disciplinary of a backdrop for William Hill. The Willian Hill to bet on football. action led to France predictably saw off the Italian moved closer last month to imposing challenge in Paris with a 30-10 victory a blanket ban on anyone involved in third-tier club Tranmere fir- that exposed the Azzurri’s lack of class. the game from betting on any match in ATTENTION FORMER England, on the other hand, quickly the world. ing manager Ronnie Moore ROYAL MARINES made up for the disappointment in Paris A rule change was unanimously rec- for admitting with a punishing 20-0 demolition job ommended by the FA Council, and will to breaching Now living in the US on Scotland. The weather may have ac- come into effect from next season if it is betting rules. counted for the fact that England didn’t approved by the FA’s annual general There is now a Royal Marine score more, though coincidentally their Tottenham meeting in May. Andros Townsend Association Branch formed in two try-scorers as in Paris were Mike Players, coaches and officials are winger Andros Brown and Leighton Burrell. currently only banned from betting on Townsend was forced to pull out of Eng- the US. Stuart Lancaster’s decision to go for land’s under-21 squad for the European youth and pace in the backs has certainly matches in competitions involving their Championship last year for violating the Please contact: team. But under the new regulations, the John Topping, Secretary paid off. This young English side can only FA says anyone in the top eight divisions FA’s betting rules. get better, a lapse in concentration against in England could be banned from “bet- “The proposed betting rule adjust- Royal Marine Association France in the closing moments the one ting, either directly or indirectly, on any ment to encompass all aspects of world USA Branch thing that may prevent them from winning football match or competition anywhere football provides a simple and straight- this championship. in the world.” forward message to all participants on 8409 Lake Crest Terrace, Remaining games The FA’s plans for such a stringent where the line is drawn,” FA director Fairfax Station, VA 22039-2678 March 8: Ireland v Italy; Scotland v ban were first reported by The Associ- of football governance and regulation France. March 9: England v Wales. March ated Press in 2009, but are only now Darren Bailey said. Phone: (703) 690-8944 15: Italy v England; Wales v Scotland; being pushed through following a string The FA, though, has an official bet- www.rma-us.org France v Ireland of high-profile cases. ting sponsor and coach Roy Hodgson [email protected] May 2014 ujnews.com Page 15 Norwich City: Goals by Gary FIXTURES, DRAWS Hooper and Robert Snodgrass AND RESULTS keyed a valiant Canaries’ effort that LEAGUE stretched Liverpool but ultimately fell short in a 3-2 defeat. Neil Adams, chosen to replace the sacked Chris Hughton, debuted TABLES as manager in a 1-0 loss at Fulham that was As of April 30 By Ridge Mahoney Fulham: The Cottagers squan- their seventh straight road setback. dered a two-goal lead built on goals Arsenal: The Gunners scored Southampton: The Saints BARCLAYS PREMIER by substitute Ashkan Dejagah and exploited two own goals to beat three times from close range to Fernando Amorebieta and wound P W D L F A GD Pts UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE down Newcastle United, 3-0. Lau- Everton, 2-0, and take their Liverpool 36 25 5 6 96 46 50 80 up tied with Hull City, 2-2. Dejagah and Keiran Premier League season tally to Chelsea 36 24 6 6 69 26 43 78 Quarter Final Draw – Second Leg rent Koscielney, Mezut Ozil and Richardson came on as subs for the second Man City 35 24 5 6 93 35 58 77 Tuesday, April 8 Olivier Giroud all connected from inside the a club-high 52 points. Crosses by Rickie Arsenal 36 22 7 7 65 41 24 73 B Dortmund 2, Real Madrid 0 (agg 2-3) half and within three minues Dejagah had Lambert and Nathaniel Clyne were turned into Everton 36 20 9 7 57 36 21 69 Chelsea 2, Paris St-Germain 0 (agg 3-3) six-yard box in an overpowering display. An Tottenham H 36 20 6 10 52 49 3 66 scored and Richardson set up Amorebieta the Everton net, and Lambert also nicked the Man United 35 18 6 11 60 40 20 60 Wednesday, April 9 Aaron Ramsey goal opened the scoring and for his first Fulham goal. Steve Sidwell scored Southampton 36 14 10 12 52 45 7 52 Atlético Madrid 1, Barcelona 0 (agg 2-1) post with a shot during an impressive display. Lucas Podolski tallied on either side of halftime a first-half equalizer but failed to convert a Newcastle U 36 14 4 18 39 57 -18 46 Bayern Munich 3, Man Utd 1 (agg 4-2) Stoke City: Ryan Shawcross Stoke City 36 11 11 14 39 50 -11 44 Semi-Final – First Legs in a 3-0 victory at Hull City. Podolski also penalty kick in the second half of a 3-1 loss Crystal Palace 36 13 4 19 28 43 -15 43 Atletico Madrid 0, Chelsea 0 scored twice as the Gunners rallied at home at Tottenham. was dismissed with a second Swansea City 36 10 9 17 51 52 -1 39 Real Madrid 1, Bayern Munich 0 to beat West Ham, 3-1. Podolski’s goal just caution seven minutes into the Hull City 35 10 7 18 36 45 -9 37 Semi-Final – Second Legs West Ham U 36 10 7 19 38 49 -11 37 before halftime tied the game and he added a Hull City: A ferocious rally second half of a 1-0 home loss to West Brom 35 7 15 13 42 54 -12 36 Tuesday, April 29 yielded two shots off the wood- Aston Villa 35 9 8 18 36 53 -17 35 Bayern Munich 0, Real Madrid 4 (agg 0-5) third goal after Olivier Giroud fought off two Tottenham. Marko Arnautovic scored from Sunderland 35 8 8 19 37 57 -20 32 Wednesday, April 30 defenders to chest down a ball from Thomas work, one by Ahmed Elmoham- the penalty spot and Asmir Begovic came Norwich C 36 8 8 20 28 60 -32 32 Chelsea 1, Atletico Madrid 3 (agg 1-3) ady, and a pair of Tigers’ goals Fulham 36 9 4 23 37 79 -42 31 FINAL Vermaelen and smack it home for the winner. up with a tremendous save as the Potters Cardiff City 36 7 9 20 31 69 -38 30 Aston Villa: A solid defensive that earned a 2-2 tie at Fulham. Nikica Jelavic extracted a 1-1 draw at Cardiff City. Saturday, May 24 headed home a rebound off the crossbar in At Estádio do Sport Lisboa e Benfica effort limited Southampton to just Sunderland: A pair of goals English Championship Real Madrid v Atletico Madrid the 75th minute and Shane Long also used three shots and Villa carved out a by Connor Wickham, who P W D L F A GD Pts 0-0 tie. Gabriel Agbonhalor broke his head to score the equalizer with three Leicester City 45 30 9 6 82 43 39 99 UEFA EUROPA LEAGUE spent part of the season on Burnley 45 26 14 5 70 35 35 92 an 11-match goalless streak by equalizing minutes remaining. George Boyd headed Semi-Final – First Legs home a Liam Rosenior cross for the only loan a division down, started Derby County 45 25 9 11 83 51 32 84 Benfica 2, Juventus 1 at Swansea City but Villa quickly fell behind and finished a 4-0 rout of Cardiff City. QPR 45 22 11 12 57 42 15 77 Sevilla 2, Valencia 0 goal necessary to beat Swansea City, 1-0. Wigan Ath 45 21 10 14 58 44 14 73 again and lost its fifth straight game, 4-1. Emanuele Giaccherini and Fabio Borini also Reading 45 19 13 13 68 54 14 70 Semi Final – Second Legs Liverpool: Steven Gerrard’s Brighton 45 18 15 12 53 39 14 69 Thursday, May 1 Assistant managers Ian Culverhouse and scored as the Black Cats won at home for Blackburn R 45 17 16 12 66 59 7 67 Juventus v Benfica Gary Karsa were dismissed by the club and stumble opened the gates for just the second time in 11 matches. Two Bournemouth 45 18 12 15 67 65 2 66 Valencia v Sevilla replaced by Gordon Cowans and veteran Irish Chelsea to score their first goal in Ipswich Town 45 17 14 14 58 53 5 65 FINAL goals 10 minutes apart by Wickham stunned Nottingham F 45 16 17 12 66 62 4 65 Wednesday, May 14 goalkeeper Shay Given. a crucial 2-0 decision at Anfield. Manchester City and though the Black Cats Middlesbro 45 15 16 14 58 49 9 61 Watford 45 15 15 15 73 60 13 60 At Juventus Stadium, Turin Cardiff City: They fell behind It was Liverpool’s first league conceded a late equalizer they left the Ettihad Bolton W 45 14 16 15 57 58 -1 58 Juventus or Benfica v Valencia or Sevilla when Stoke City converted the first defeat since a loss by the same score to Stadium with a 2-2 tie. Giaccherini sent over Leeds United 45 16 8 21 58 66 -8 56 the same team in late December. Philippe Sheffield W 45 13 14 18 62 63 -1 53 FA CUP WITH BUDWEISER penalty kick conceded by City this a pair of excellent crosses that Wickham Huddersfield 45 13 11 21 54 64 -10 50 season, but rallied after halftime with Coutinho’s winner 12 minutes from time Charlton Ath 45 12 12 21 38 61 -23 48 Semi-Final Results efficiently dispatched. A Wickham equalizer Blackpool 45 11 13 21 38 63 -25 46 Hull 5, Sheffield Utd 3 a Peter Whittingham spot kick to earn a 1-1 decided a typically thrilling match, a 3-2 and late penalty by Borini carried the Black Millwall 45 10 15 20 45 74 -29 45 Wigan 1, Arsenal 1 (2-4 pens) draw. Juan Cala controlled a poor clearance home defeat of Manchester City. Goals from Cats past Chelsea, 2-1. Doncaster R 45 11 11 23 39 69 -30 44 FINAL Raheem Sterling and Martin Skrtel staked Birmingham 45 11 10 24 56 72 -16 43 Saturday, May 17 and evaded pressure to strike a goal that Swansea City: Wilfried Bony Barnsley 45 9 12 24 42 74 -32 39 At Wembley Stadium delighted approximately 2400 traveling fans. City to a 2-0 lead that disappeared early in scored early and very late goals Yeovil Town 45 8 13 24 43 71 -28 37 Arsenal v Hull City The 1-0 win at Southampton featured seven the second half, but Coutinho pounced on in a 4-1 trampling of Aston Villa. saves by keeper David Marshall. a poor clearance to restore the advantage. English League One CAPITAL ONE CUP Goals by Jonjo Shelvey and Pablo P W D L F A GD Pts FINAL Chelsea: A courageous 2-0 win Manchester City: Yaya Toure opened up a lead after Villa had equalized, and Wolverhmptn 45 30 10 5 86 31 55 100 March 2 at Liverpool with several starters clipped a great cross that Edin in stoppage time Bony put away a penalty Brentford 45 27 10 8 70 43 27 91 Wembley Stadium absent punctuated the Second Preston NE 45 23 16 6 71 44 27 85 Man City 3, Sunderland 1 Dzeko headed home and then kick. Shelvey nailed a spectacular winner Leyton Orient 45 24 11 10 82 44 38 83 Jose Mourinho Era and opened Rotherham U 45 23 14 8 84 57 27 83 powered upfield to play a pair of after his through ball had set up Bony’s Peterborough 45 23 4 18 72 58 14 73 SCOTTISH COMMUNITIES up the title race. Demba Ba pounced on a one-twos and curl a fabulous shot into the opener; he controlled a clearance on his Swindon T 45 19 9 17 62 57 5 66 giveaway in first-half stoppage time and Sheffield U 45 17 13 15 46 45 1 64 LEAGUE CUP top corner as City dumped Crystal Palace, chest and from the edge of the center circle MK Dons 45 17 9 19 62 62 0 60 FINAL substitute Willian rolled home a clincher in 2-0. Pablo Zabaleta and Sergio Aguero volleyed an incredible shot into the top corner. Port Vale 45 18 6 21 59 73 -14 60 Sunday, March 16 the final seconds. Tomas Kalas, 20, played Walsall 45 14 16 15 49 48 1 58 At Celtic Park scored within the first 10 minutes and Martin Bony tallied in first-half stoppage time then Bristol City 45 13 18 14 69 66 3 57 Aberdeen 4, Inverness 2 the whole match at centerback in his Premier Demichelis added a third goal in a 3-1 defeat converted a penalty kick in the final minutes Bradford City 45 13 17 15 55 53 2 56 (Penalties – 0-0 FT) League debut. Errors by goalkeeper Mark Crawley T 45 14 14 17 47 53 -6 56 of West Bromwich Albion. The title chase for a 2-1 victory at Newcastle. Oldham Athc 45 14 13 18 49 58 -9 55 Schwarzer and fullback Cesar Azpilicueta stalled at Liverpool in a 3-2 defeat despite Gillingham 45 15 7 23 59 78 -19 52 RAMSDEN’S CHALLENGE yielded two Sunderland goals in a 2-1 defeat Tottenham Hotspur: Emmanuel Coventry C * 45 16 13 16 73 75 -2 51 a rally from two goals down. David Silva’s Adebayor got free on the right flank Colchester U 45 12 14 19 52 61 -9 50 FINAL that ended Mourinho’s unbeaten run at Stam- goal started the comeback but after an own Notts County 45 15 4 26 63 76 -13 49 Rangers 0, Raith Rovers 1 ford Bridge (77 matches). Ba’s goal midway to hit a cross that Danny Rose Crewe Alex 45 12 12 21 52 79 -27 48 goal tied the game City crumbled again. headed home for the only goal of a Tranmere R 45 12 11 22 51 77 -26 47 through the second half earned Chelsea a vital Fernandinho scored in the second minute Carlisle Utd 45 11 12 22 43 73 -30 45 THE WILLIAM HILL SCOTTISH CUP 1-0 victory at Stoke City. Free kicks Stevenage 45 11 9 25 46 70 -24 42 Sixth Round Results 1-0 victory at Swansea City. but City needed a Samir Nasri goal with Shrewsbury T 45 9 14 22 43 64 -21 41 Raith Rovers 1, St Johnstone 3 Crystal Palace: The Eagles by Christian Eriksen produced two of the Aberdeen 1, Dumbarton 0 about two minutes left to grab a 2-2 draw goals in a 3-1 defeat of Fulham. Paulinho were stunned by a Man City goal with Sunderland. English League Two Inverness CT 0, Dundee Utd 5 in the fourth minute and chased poked home the first goal from a set play and Rangers 0, Albion 2 (replay) Manchester United: Ryan after Harry Kane had scored his third goal in P W D L F A GD Pts Semi Finals in vain for the rest of the match, Chesterfield 45 22 15 8 69 39 30 81 Rangers 1, Dundee Utd 3 which ended, 2-0. Jason Pun- Giggs debuted as manager in a as many games, Younes Kaboul got on the Rochdale 45 24 9 12 68 46 22 81 St Johnstone 2, Aberdeen 1 Scunthorpe U 45 20 20 5 66 42 24 80 cheon scored his fourth goal in the last three 4-0 United thrashing of Norwich end of another Eriksen serve Fulham couldn’t Fleetwood T 45 22 10 13 65 50 15 76 FINAL in the first game played since the repel and banged it into the net. Burton Alb 45 19 15 11 47 41 6 72 Saturday, May 17 games to give Palace a lead at Everton that York City 45 18 16 11 50 39 11 70 At Celtic Park it maintained with goals by Scott Dann and dismissal of David Moyes. Wayne Rooney West Bromwich Albion: Saido Southend Utd 45 18 15 12 55 39 16 69 St Johnston v Dundee Utd converted a penalty kick late in the first half to Oxford Utd 45 16 14 15 52 47 5 62 Cameron Jerome in a 3-2 victory. Puncheon Berahino’s first-half goal gave Plymouth A 45 16 11 18 48 55 -7 59 converted a cross from Yannick Bolasie in open the scoring and after Rooney connected manager Pepe Mel his first home Bury 45 13 19 13 59 51 8 58 again early in the second period Juan Mata Portsmouth 45 14 16 15 53 63 -10 58 the 76th minute of a 1-0 defeat of Aston Villa. win, 1-0 over West Ham United. Dag & Red 45 14 15 16 50 57 -7 57 WORLD CUP FACTS: Everton: The Man United reign netted a pair to take his goal tally to five in Morgan Amalfitano’s service set up Berahino, Mansfield T 45 14 15 16 48 58 -10 57 the last four games. Mata began his scoring Newport 45 13 16 16 54 58 -4 55 The FIFA World Cup™ is the biggest of former Toffees manager David making his first start in the last eight games, Cheltenham T 45 13 16 16 51 60 -9 55 single-event sporting competition in the Moyes ended in a 2-0 result at burst by hitting two goals in a 4-0 romp at who scored his team-high ninth goal. A great Accrington S 45 13 15 17 51 54 -3 54 Newcastle United. Hartlepool U 45 14 11 20 50 54 -4 53 world and is contested by the senior Goodison Park. Leighton Baines goal by Graham Dorrans briefly narrowed Wimbledon * 45 14 14 17 47 54 -7 53 men’s national teams from the 208 Newcastle: A grim month the deficit at Manchester City to a goal, but Morecambe 45 13 14 18 52 64 -12 53 was on target from the penalty spot and Exeter City 45 13 13 19 52 57 -5 52 Member Associations of FIFA. Kevin Mirallas scored the second just before ended with a 3-0 loss at Arsenal the Baggies were soon breached again and Bristol Rov 45 12 14 19 43 53 -10 50 lost, 3-1. Northampton 45 12 14 19 39 56 -17 50 * * * halftime. The scoresheet shows that own during which they managed just Wycombe W 45 11 14 20 43 54 -11 47 The competition has been played goals by Antolin Alcaraz and Seamus Cole- three shots on goal and didn’t West Ham United: Andy Car- Torquay Utd 45 12 9 24 42 63 -21 45 every four years since the inaugural man were the difference in a 2-0 defeat at register a single corner kick. Shola Ameobi’s roll nearly scored with a header tournament in 1930, except in 1942 and Southampton, yet only a few missed chances goal midway through the first half provided that was saved and nailed an- Scottish Premiership 1946 when it was not held because of and a couple of sharp saves by Tim Howard a 1-0 lead the Magpies couldn’t hold; they other effort off the crossbar in a P W D L F A GD Pts Celtic 35 29 5 1 91 19 72 92 the Second World War. kept the game that close. Steven Naismith conceded at the end of the first half and 1-0 defeat at West Brom. A Matt Jarvis goal Aberdeen 35 19 8 8 48 31 17 65 and Mirallas scored goals in a comeback then again in the final minutes to lose their late in the first half gave the Hammers a 1-0 Motherwell 35 19 4 12 59 58 1 61 * * * Dundee Utd 35 16 9 10 62 43 19 57 The preliminary competition for the effort against Crystal Palace that never got seventh home game in the last nine, 2-1, to lead at Arsenal but the home team soon took Inverness CT 35 15 8 12 40 41 -1 53 closer than a goal and ended in a 3-2 loss. Swansea City. command and won, 3-1. St Johnstone 35 15 7 13 44 35 9 52 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil™ sees St Mirren 35 9 8 18 37 56 -19 35 a total of 204 entries across six Hibernian 35 8 10 17 30 48 -18 34 Ross County 35 9 7 19 40 59 -19 34 continents competing for 31 available Partick Thstl 35 7 13 15 39 59 -20 34 spots. For the last FIFA World Cup, 200 Kilmarnock 35 9 6 20 43 61 -18 33 teams played a total of 853 matches as English Football Is Now Without A Black Coach Hearts * 35 9 7 19 37 60 -23 19 31 teams qualified for South Africa. NORWICH didn’t fire Chris Hugh- terviewed. Instead youth team coach Neil Scottish Championship ton because he’s black. The English Adams was hastily promoted to his first P W D L F A GD Pts senior managerial job. Dundee 35 20 6 9 52 25 27 66 soccer club fired him because it Falkirk 35 18 10 7 56 30 26 64 BARCLAYS PREMIER David Gold has been a soccer owner for Hamilton Ac 35 18 10 7 58 39 19 64 is petrified of dropping out of the Queen ot Sth 35 15 7 13 49 37 12 52 FIXTURES FOR THE MONTH more than 20 years, first at Birmingham Dumbarton 35 15 6 14 64 62 2 51 Premier League and losing millions and now at West Ham. He is white. He said Livingston 35 12 7 16 49 56 -7 43 – Saturday, May 3 – Raith Rovers 35 11 9 15 48 59 -11 42 West Ham v Tottenham in revenue. a nonwhite manager has never approached Alloa Athletic 35 11 7 17 33 48 -15 40 Aston Villa v Hull With that dismissal, every soccer man- him about a job. Cowdenbeath 35 11 6 18 49 71 -22 39 Man Utd v Sunderland CONSTANT Morton 35 6 8 21 29 60 -31 26 Newcastle v Cardiff ager was white. Not just in the Premier Stoke v Fulham League, but across England’s top five “When I hear this constant thing – it’s Scottish League 1 Swansea v Southampton Chris Hughton been going on for a number of years – this divisions. P W D L F A GD Pts Everton v Man City While English soccer prides itself on the concern about ‘Where are the black man- Rangers 35 33 2 0 105 17 88 101 – Sunday, May 4 – against online abuse Hughton faced earlier Dunfermline 35 19 5 11 67 53 14 62 Arsenal v West Brom progress it has made in attacking racism, agers?’ ... I have never interviewed a black Stranraer 35 13 9 13 54 56 -2 48 Chelsea v Norwich there is an inescapable anomaly: More than this season. candidate because a black candidate has Ayr United 35 13 7 15 61 65 -4 46 – Monday, May 5 – a quarter of Premier League players are But while the club is unlikely to win the not applied,” Gold told a soccer diversity Stenhousemuir 35 11 12 12 54 65 -11 45 Crystal Palace v Liverpool Forfar Athletic 35 12 7 16 54 59 -5 43 black but not one managers is. Premier League, its legitimate ambitions seminar for lawyers last year attended by Brechin City 35 12 6 17 56 68 -12 42 Tuesday, May 6 of staying in the sport’s top tier have been Airdrie United 35 11 9 15 45 57 -12 42 Man Utd v Hull Herman Ouseley, the longstanding the AP. “The applicants are just not there.” East Fife 35 9 5 21 30 65 -35 32 – Wednesday, May 7 – chairman of English soccer’s anti-racism jeopardized by a recent run of losses and But ex-England striker Les Ferdinand, Arbroath 35 9 4 22 52 73 -21 31 Man City v Aston Villa in the relegation zone with two matches Sunderland v West Brom body, Kick It Out, contends the game who is black, thinks his skin color is slow- – Sunday, May 11 – remains “institutionally racist.” remaining. ing his progress up soccer’s ladder. While Scottish League 2 Cardiff v Chelsea “There isn’t the drive and collective Delia Smith, the co-owner who made coaching at former club Tottenham, he has P W D L F A GD Pts Fulham v Crystal Palace her fortune from cook books and televi- Peterhead 35 21 8 6 69 36 33 71 Hull v Everton feeling of responsibility to become di- been studying corporate governance, along Annan Ath 35 18 7 10 66 46 20 61 Liverpool v Newcastle sion shows, fears missing out on at least with 13 other former black professional Clyde 35 17 6 12 49 44 5 57 verse,” Ouseley told The Associated Press Stirling Alb 35 15 10 10 56 49 7 55 Man City v West Ham last month from the British parliament, $60m in television revenue next season if players, including Roberts. Berwick R 35 15 7 13 62 47 15 52 Norwich v Arsenal Norwich falls to the second tier. “I’ve always felt as a black person East Stirling 35 12 8 15 44 57 -13 44 Southampton v Man Utd where he sits in the House of Lords. Montrose 35 11 10 14 42 55 -13 43 Sunderland v Swansea COMMITMENT The 55-year-old Hughton’s dismissal I’ve never been able to hold a position of Albion Rovers 35 11 8 16 40 54 -14 41 Tottenham v Aston Villa Elgin City 35 9 9 17 62 71 -9 36 Norwich’s commitment to fighting followed a depressingly familiar pattern: authority,” Ferdinand said. Queens Park 35 5 9 21 36 67 -31 24 West Brom v Stoke racism is evident. It backed police action no line of candidates appeared to be in- Online: www.On-Board.co.uk/football Page 16 ujnews.com May 2014 ~ CRICKET ~ ~ CYCLING ~ Twitter account that Cellino’s company, Eleonora Sport, has “completed its purchase David Moyes Out England Women’s Dave Brailsford of 75 percent” of shares in the second-tier club and that Cellino has been appointed as As Manchester Captain Earns Quits British Cycling Footballer Guilty Of Anti-Gay a director. DAVE BRAILSFORD, the man who Gesture In England Cellino was initially blocked from taking United Manager Wisden Award masterminded Britain’s medal haul at the A BRITISH court has found Turkey striker over Leeds by the English Football League THE CAPTAIN of England’s women’s Beijing and London Olympics, has stepped Colin Kazim-Richards guilty of making an because of his recent conviction in Italy for IT’S SOME feat team has become only the second female down from his role as performance director anti-gay gesture at a match while playing tax evasion, but he was successful with an to turn one of the to be included among Wisden’s Five of British Cycling. for Blackburn. appeal. world’s most sto- Cricketers of the Year, an annual award Brailsford will now focus on his activi- The 27-year-old Kazim-Richards claimed Bahraini investment bank GFH Capital will ried and valuable by the world’s most prestigious cricket ties at Team Sky, which he led to victory at he was bantering with the crowd at former retain a 25 percent stake in Leeds, which sports brands into publication. the Tour de France through Bradley Wig- club Brighton when he made the gesture in won the English top-flight title in 1992 and a mere also-ran Charlotte Edwards was joined on the gins in 2012 and Chris Froome in 2013. the second-tier match in February 2013. reached the Champions League semifinals in in the space of 10 2013 list by Australia players Ryan Harris Brailsford says “this is a big step but it But magistrate Darren Reynolds, sitting 2001 before falling into financial difficulties. months. and Chris Rogers, India opener Shikhar is the right decision for the team and for at Brighton Magistrates’ Court, says “these Leeds is 16th in the League Championship. That’s what Da- Dhawan and England batsman Joe Root. me. Since London 2012, we have worked gestures were insulting.” vid Moyes managed to achieve at Man- Edwards’ compatriot, Claire Taylor, hard on succession planning and that has Kazim-Richards, who now plays for Turk- Rodriguez Out For Six Months chester United – and there was only going was the first woman to be given the honor meant we’ve got to a point where I can ish club Bursaspor, was fined £750, ordered With Ligament Tear to be one outcome. in the Wisden Cricketers’ Almanack in move on, knowing the team will go from to pay £620 of court costs and a £75 victim SOUTHAMPTON forward Jay Rodriguez has Overwhelmed by the giant task of re- 2009. Edwards led England to back-to- strength to strength.” surcharge. been ruled out for up to six months with a placing Alex Ferguson, Britain’s greatest back Ashes victories over Australia home The 50-year-old Brailsford presided Fans of second-tier English club Brighton ruptured knee ligament, ending his chances ever manager, Moyes was fired by United and away in a six-month span. over British cycling’s most successful era, last year published a dossier highlighting of making England’s World Cup squad. last month after exhausting the patience Wisden’s selection criteria are based with 19 gold medals captured across four the constant anti-gay abuse they face at Rodriguez has scored 17 goals for the and losing the support of the club’s Ameri- on players’ performances during the Olympic campaigns. matches. The southern city is known for its Saints this season to put him in contention can owners, the Glazer family. English summer season. Being one of the gay and lesbian community. for Roy Hodgson’s team in Brazil, but South- The 50-year-old Scot was less than a five Cricketers of the Year is the oldest ampton said the 24-year-old striker ruptured season into a six-year contract but the individual honor in cricket Cycling Great Chris Hoy Former England Striker Kevin Glazers had seen enough. So, too, had most his anterior cruciate ligament in a loss against of United’s fans and most likely its slew Swaps 2 Wheels For 4 Phillips Retires Manchester City last month. of big sponsors, with the team languishing ~ FORMULA ONE ~ KEVIN PHILLIPS, the former England striker The club said Rodriguez was due to have SIX-TIME Olym- a routine operation. in seventh place in the Premier League Mercedes Technical pic cycling cham- will retire at the end of the season, ending and guaranteed to miss out on Champions pion Chris Hoy a 20-year career in which he became the League qualification for the first time in Director Leaving is swapping two only English player to win the European Lerner Raises Doubts About 19 years. After Season wheels for four Golden Boot. Future At Villa That’s unacceptable for a club that ex- MERCEDES says its technical director as he embarks on Phillips was the Premier League top scorer AMERICAN businessman Randy Lerner has pects to win trophies year in and year out. will leave the Formula One team at the in 1999-2000 with 30 goals for Sunderland, Exactly a year after clinching a record- the first step of his raised doubts about his future as Aston Villa $250 Deductible$500 Deductible $1,000 Deductible $2,500 Deductible $5,000 Deductible team of the 2014 season and will not be new sporting goal a tally which earned him the coveted prize. chairman by saying he will address “steady extending 20th English championship, The 40-year-old Phillips currently plays Age Male Female Male Female Male Female Male Female Male Female replaced. – to drive in the rumors of a sale” of the Premier League club United dismissed Moyes during a meeting 14 days to 9* $475 $475 $401 $401 $305 $305 $275 $275 $263 $263 The team says Bob Bell resigned in Le Mans 24 Hours for second-tier side Leicester, which has at the end of the season. at its training ground in the morning. The 10 to 18 $500 $500 $420 $420 $325 $325 $294 $294 $282 $282 December but will not leave until Novem- race. already won the League Championship title. Villa released a statement last month, in news was released in a terse, two-line 19-24 $1,169 $1,905 $1,005 $1,795 $781 $1,291 $688 $1,144 $563 $940 ber to pursue “new challenges outside the Nearly a year after announcing his He played his final match last month. which Lerner said he was “committed to statement on the club’s website – a far 25-29 $1,276 $2,110 $1,114 $1,983 $862 $1,428 $758 $1,263 $622 $1,031 Phillips, who also had spells at Crystal 30-34 $1,335 $2,359 $1,174 $2,199 $912 $1,638 $808 $1,451 $661 $1,190 company.” retirement from cycling, Britain’s most the immediate job of limiting distraction and cry from the fanfare of Moyes’ hiring 35-39 $1,460 $2,595 $1,298 $2,368 $1,003 $1,813 $888 $1,603 $724 $1,285 Bell’s responsibilities will then be as- decorated Olympian says he will be com- Palace, Watford, Southampton, Aston Villa, confusion” as the club looks to secure its last summer. 40-44 $1,633 $2,125 $1,443 $1,898 $1,116 $1,472 $990 $1,308 $805 $1,044 sumed by executive director Paddy Lowe, peting in this year’s British Grand Touring Birmingham, Blackpool and West Bromwich Premier League status. “Manchester United has announced that 45-49 $1,843 $2,227 $1,641 $2,010 $1,270 $1,561 $1,125 $1,382 $917 $1,064 with Mercedes saying it will “stream its Championship for Nissan. Albion, played eight times for England. Villa is 15th in the league, five points above David Moyes has left the club,” the state- 50-54 $2,240 $2,417 $2,013 $2,197 $1,564 $1,715 $1,424 $1,557 $1,165 $1,271 Phillips says “every kid dreams of play- 55-59 $2,800 $2,755 $2,600 $2,527 $2,000 $1,974 $1,786 $1,791 $1,503 $1,463 technical organization.” “I was keen to take my enthusiasm for the relegation zone with four matches left. ment said. “The club would like to place on 60-64 $3,960 $3,733 $3,662 $3,435 $3,066 $2,839 $2,798 $2,588 $2,321 $2,053 Bell spent 10 years at Renault as tech- motorsport to the next level. This won’t be ing for teams like Man United and Chelsea, Lerner, who used to own NFL’s Cleveland record its thanks for the hard work, honesty 65-69 $8,180 $7,134 $7,882 $6,835 $7,287 $6,237 $5,666 $4,715 $4,915 $4,150 nical director before joining Mercedes easy – but I could not turn down the chance winning Premier League titles, but I’ve cer- Browns, bought Villa in 2006. and integrity he brought to the role.” 70 $9,645 $8,339 $9,343 $8,046 $8,739 $7,443 $6,891 $5,594 $5,977 $4,835 in 2011. to give it a go,” said Hoy last month. tainly enjoyed my career and have no regrets 71 $10,097 $8,738 $9,795 $8,438 $9,192 $7,834 $7,257 $5,898 $6,295 $5,098 whatsoever.” 72 $10,484 $9,070 $10,185 $8,771 $9,588 $8,174 $7,573 $6,160 $6,569 $5,324 After three races, Mercedes leads the The 38-year-old has shown promise in 73 $10,882 $9,404 $10,586 $9,108 $9,994 $8,517 $7,900 $6,421 $6,853 $5,550 constructors’ championship, and team- some low-key track races. He is at the start 74 $11,412 $9,854 $11,115 $9,558 $10,524 $8,966 $8,321 $6,762 $7,218 $5,845 EXPATRIATESmates Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton of a three-year plan that he hopes will end Cellino Completes Takeover HEALTH INSURANCEare the leading drivers. at the Le Mans race in 2016. Of Leeds United THE LEGAL representatives of Massimo Cel- ALTERNATIVEEXPATRIATES HEALTH TO OBAMACARE INSURANCE The UK’s largest and oldest insurance syndicate now offers health insurance to all lino say the Cagliari president has completed expatriates with policies that are simple to understand and very reasonably priced. WORLDWIDE COVERAGE INCLUDING U.S. AND CANADA his drawn-out takeover of fallen English (New Business Rates valid through 12/31/2014) New Business Annual Rates for Standard Risks. Rate Table -MedicalSuarez Coverage Including the US and CanadaVoted Player Of All rates include surplus lines taxes where applicable. Underwritten at Lloyds. New rates are effective through 6/30/10. power Leeds. 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