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James Madison University Thursday, September 26, 1985 Vol.63 No. 8 Carrier pushes for $21 million more in 1986-1988 term By Kyra Scarton assistant news editor crease would bring salaries to about the middle of the list. A plan to supplement the universi- Carrier said about $2.2 million ty's budget by $21 million over two would be allocated for the first years was outlined Wednesday by budget year and almost $5 million JMU President Ronald Carrier. for the next. Salaries would increase Carrier told about 300 faculty more than 11 percent each of the two members at a meeting in Grafton- years. Stovall Theatre that he will ask the JMU's major objectives in seeking Virginia General Assembly to ap- increased state funding are to create prove $46 million for instruction and enough positions where needed and related items for 1986-87 and $49 to reduce the size of classes, Carrier million for the following year. said. Gov. Charles Robb has tentatively An additional $26.9 million was recommended JMU be budgeted funded for auxiliary operations this about $37 million for instruction and year, he said. This includes the cam- related items for 1986-87, Carrier pus center, the bookstore and opera- said. This target figure is about tions that generate revenue for the equal to this year's funding. university. To supplement the target figure, Carrier also announced planned Carrier said he will request about $9 capital improvement requests. million more in the first year of the About $3.2 million will be requested biennium. Another $12 million will for Burruss Hall renovation, $2 be requested for the following year. million for the completion of the JMU's request includes 45 new fine arts building and about positions, 25 of which are faculty $350,000 to plan the new business positions. The request also would building. cover money needed to increase "We think they're very modest re- faculty salaries, he said. . quests," Carrier said. JMU faculty salaries now rank Included in the proposed budget is near the bottom of a list of 25 $700,000 for 1986-87 and $1.4 Staff photo by KEVIN ROPP schools in its peer group. The in- See CARRIER page 2 ► President Ronald Carrier addressed about 300 faculty members. Council tries to breathe new life into honor code "If It's as low as I fear, some initiative has to Without the system, faculty members could fail By Mark er news editor come from the students. ... It is our system — we a student at their discretion for cheating. Students should be responsible for it." would have fewer rights and less freedom, Creger The Honor Council will conduct its own survey Of the 36 reports of violations last year, ail but said. after a poll this summer indicated that few incom- one came from faculty, she said. Last year the Honor Code was studied and ing freshmen would report an Honor Code viola- The Honor system can work only if students are modified to be fairer and more consistent. In addi- tion. tion to procedural changes, a new violation, "We need to know where we stand with the rest willing to report violations, she said. "It is a student-run organization. If just faculty members "making use of computing facilities in an of the students on the campus," said Mary Crcger, academically dishonest manner," was added. Honor Council president. report violations, then there's no respect for the system" from students or faculty. There now are 13 specific violations listed in the In the survey of freshmen conducted by the of- Honor Code, but violations are not limited to the fice of residence life, 12 percent said they would Students don't understand what alternate list. report a violation. The results are "very destruc- systems would be like, Creger said. Under the Plaques with the code were placed in academic tive to us (the Honor Council)" and the figure is Honor System, penalties can be imposed only by buildings, and pamphlets outlining the Honor "atrociously low," Creger said. the Honor Council, Honor Council coordinator, System were distributed to new students and facul- the university hearing officer and university presi- The Honor Council's survey will question ty. students about reporting violations. dent. See HONOR page 2 ►

Popular Some of JMU students' In her visit here Monday, sex favorite magazines reflect a Good therapist Dr. Ruth Westhelmer picks variety of interests. 3 sex gave advice to a full house. 10 t A ,f Page 2, The Breeze, Thursday, September 26,198b Carrier ^8 »> (Continued from page 1) "Each institution goes after a cer- million for the following year to tain funding. They're one against the cover inflation, Carrier said. Carrier speaks at Byrd roast other." The General Assembly, which He also outlined funds requested RICHMOND — Dr. Ronald made a speech from the rear of a convenes in January to determine pickup truck in rural Bath Coun- the state's bienniaU>udget, uses a for other programs. Carrier, president of James Faculty development funds of Madison University, was a ty ■ state formula t«/ dWerjmine how much money an (institWion should $220,000 each year would be provid- featured speaker at a roast for "He kept talking and the ed, he said. These funds would be receive. \ retired Virginia U.S. senator, crowd kept getting smaller," available for faculty exchanges and Harry F. Byrd Jr. Tuesday night. Carrier said. "Finally, there was Lasf year JMU was funded at 88 percent of the guidelines. The state sabbaticals. The occasion was billed as a only one man left, and as he step- Almost $1.5 million each of the "Byrd Bath." ped down out of the truck he said average for comprehensive institu- tions was 93 percent. two budget years would be reserved "It's nice to be here," Carrier to the man, 'Thanks for staying for additional student aid, Carrier said. "They had to have someone to hear my whole speech.' The For the 1986-88 biennium, Carrier wants the figure to be 93 percent for said. from the Shenandoah Valley, and man said, 'You're in my truck.' " The budget also includes monies I was the only one with a JMU. "We don't think realistically About 460 people, who paid we could get 100 percent of the for the telephone communications tuxedo." system, improved computer efficien- Carrier made a crack at the $125 apiece, attended the charity guidelines," he said. roast. Proceeds from the event Carrier said JMU officials have cy and assessment of academic campaign style of Byrd, who achievement. started in the Virginia General went to the Virginia affiliate of been meeting with legislators and Assembly following World War the American Diabetes Associa- employees in the governor's office. The five-year plan for academic II. He recalled how Byrd once tion. The immediate strategy is to get in- excellence also was included in the fluential people to understand the request, he said. The money will be university's philosophy for the 93 needed for people to implement the percent funding, he said. plan as well as to create continuity. Honor "I'm not ready to announce a About $250,000 will be used each strategy in case we don't get this year to develop liberal arts reforms, * (Continued from page 1) ■ budget," Carrier said. "That would Carrier said. look like a threat." The university has been overlook- Dr. William Smith, Honor Ad- and understand they are expected to The JMU Board of Visitors helped visory Board chairman, said last turn in suspected violators. Failing ing its honor students, Carrier said. to report a violation is not a viola- devise the requests and will vote on He also proposed a $200,000 endow- year's changes should improve the changes at its meeting next week in system, which has been a part of tion itself. ment of the Honors Program. Making it a violation to not report Norfolk. JMU since it opened in 1908. Basic support should come from He said he will not begin getting "There is no thought being given a violation would be unrealistic and feedback about the plan until Oc- almost impossible to enforce, Smith the community and he hopes JMU to abolishing it," Smith said. "If the can get the requested money, he tober or November. The university said. Honor System at JMU folds, we're said. must continue informing the state in for an embarrassment. We're say- According to the Honor 'System about its needs because it knows ex- pamphlet, "If students fail to report "In my heart, I think they're ing we're unable to operate with (JMU's chances) good. In my mind, actly what the funds are needed for. trust among ourselves." honor violations ... it is almost cer- tain that an honor system will cease I'm not too sure. It's just too early "At this time there are no Both students and faculty must to predict what's going to happen. negatives." support the system for it to work, he to be effective to academic dishones- said. Students are expected to be ty." honest and to report suspected viola- Faculty members should tell ELECTRICAL WHOIESALERS INC DISTRIBUTERS OF Electronic Products tions. students exactly what they approve 1S45 SOUTH HIGH STREET of and do not approve of in their POST oFFio* BOI ass and Students should not tolerate HARRISONBURG. VIRGINIA 22S01 Electrical Supplies dishonesty and should see cheating classes, Smith said. However, (703) 434-1751 as a thrift to the system, he said. students are responsible for All JMU students sign a card say^ understanding the systenvand know- ing they will follow the Honor Code ing what is considered a violation. 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The Breeze, Thursday, September 26, 1985, page 3 '..'•-* Magazines keep students up to date

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For college students living in a sheltered world, one way to keep on top of current affairs, fads and styles is through newspapers and magazines. What are the most popular magazine choices for JMU students? "Playboy, Penthouse and Cosmopolitan are the most common choices in the bookstore," said Shirley McKinney, bookstore director. "Most students subscribe to the weekly news magazines and therefore do not buy them through the bookstore." Bride, Glamour and Vogue also are popular choices. "We carry many other magazines, which sell, but there's not the same demand as for the others. The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue sold out in two days this year." The bookstore orders magazines based on na- tional popularity and tries new magazines occa- sionally. Magazines that do not sell well are discontinued. Campus post office employees said Newsweek, Time, Sports Illustrated and U.S. News & World Report are the most popular magazines students subscribe to. Rolling Stone, a bi-weekly publica- tion, and monthlies such as Glamour, Seventeen and Mademoiselle also rate high. Neither post office employees nor McKinney noted significant changes in student choices over the past five years. "There are no surprises in magazine sales," McKinney said. Students gave varied reasons for their magazine choices. Freshman Keith Miller subscribes to Newsweek because he wants "to know what's go- ing on in the world." Doug West, a sophomore, gets Photography To- day and GQ. "I like to keep up on fashions, and photography's my hobby," he said. Freshman Tina Moore subscribes to Psychology Today and Atlantic Monthly for academic reasons but gets Tennis and World Tennis "for fun." Surfer Magazine is a popular choice for both male and female students. Sophomore Brian Milliken said, "It's a way to keep up on the sport Staff photo by MING LEONQ while I'm away from the beach." JMU students' magazine choices reflect an Interest In sex, sports and style. SGA begins year by electing chairman pro temp

science and history. deadline for returning them is Oct. 8 ed so it is more visible. The board By Maria Osbom In other business at the year's first SGA reporter at 5 p.m. A faculty/student commit- now is near the top of Greek Row on senate meeting, Legislative Vice tee will review each application and the side by JMU Stadium. Houston President Nsimbi Buthelezi said will notify selected students in late said it should be closer to the top of The Student Government Associa- committee chairmen and members November. the row. tion Tuesday elected Les Quezaire, will be appointed this week. Ikenberry senator, as this year's SGA President Helen MacNabb Laura Niswander, last year's SGA • Tim McConville, commuter chairman pro tempore. senator of the year, spoke on how to senator, proposed the SGA in- said she wants to get students' opi- be an effective senator. Alan Archer, The chairman pro tempore is nions on the proposed formats for vestigate the increase in copying fees responsible for attending SGA com- president of the Black Student on campus from 5 to 10 cents, and graduation. She said she urges all Alliance, discussed his plans to work try to get these fees reduced. mittee meetings and presiding over students to send their suggestions or all committees. Quezaire was elected in cooperation with the SGA this • Shorts senator Greg Gromada opinions to the SGA office. year. by a majority over his opponent, MacNabb also announced that ap- proposed a bill to place change and commuter senator Shawn Kerrigan. plications are available for Who's In new business: ice machines in the Village, Lake and Quezaire said his top priority will Who Among Students in American •Greek senator Bob Houston Bluestone housing areas. be encouraging student involvement. Universities and Colleges, a nation- proposed a bill to investigate the • Ann-Marie Johnson, Logan He wants senators to get feedback wide program that recognizes cam- long lines at campus dining facilities senator, proposed a bill to allocate from all of their constituents, in- pus leaders. and try to alleviate the problem. $4,412.80 to the JMU soccer club for stead of going to the "same five peo- Undergraduates who plan to • In addition, Houston proposed equipment, travel and tournament ple every time," he said. receive a degree in December 1985 installing more lighting on the back fees. "The SGA is students serving or May or August of 1986 with a side of Greek Row by Newman Lake • Kathy Sayko, Huffman senator, students, with one common goal — cumulative grade point average of at and a paved path from the end of proposed the SGA investigate the excellence for James Madison least 3.0 are eligible to apply. Greek row to Port Republic Road. possibility of university cleaning ser- University," said Quezaire, a Applications can be obtained • Houston also requested that the vices for suite bathrooms in the sophomore majoring in political from Alumnae Hall 106. The Greek information board to be mov- Village. Page 4, The Breeze, Thursday, September 26,1W»

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■4r The Breeze, Thursday, September 26, 1985, page 5 Fraternity hosts luncheon to welcome new faculty

By Eric Gorton in English from Lincoln Universi- staff writer ty. He also has done graduate Five new faculty members were work in educational leadership at the University of Delaware. welcomed to JMU Sunday by the Xi Delta chapter of Alpha Phi Gabbin, assistant professor of Alpha, the first Greek organiza- business administration, has a tion for blacks. bachelor's degree in economics from Howard University, and The fraternity held a luncheon graduate degrees in accounting in Chandler Hall for the faculty from the University of Chicago — Byron Bullock, Alexander and the Temple University Gabbin, Dr. Joanne Gabbin, School of Business. Charles Jones and Gwen Harris. Gabbin's wife, Joanne, an Dr. Lillian Jennings, associate associate professor of English, dean of the College of Education has a bachelor's degree in English and Human Services and pro- from Morgan State University fessor of education and and a Ph.D. in English language psychology, spoke about the need and literature from the University for blacks to support one another ~of Chicago. at the university. "Black faculty Jones, an assistant football and students can support each coach, has a bachelor's degree in other and need to help each economics from the University of other," she said. Pittsburgh, where he had a full Jennings encouraged the new athletic scholarship. faculty members to be achievers Harris, the women's cross and set goals for themselves. country and track and field Staff photo by MINQ LEONG "Don't expect something for coach, has a bachelor's degree in JMU history professor Dr. Sidney Bland discussed American women nothing from anyone," she said. health and physical education In the 20th century Tuesday at a meeting of the Harrisonburg- from Delaware State University. Rocklngham County chapter of the National Organization of Women. Bullock, assistant dean of She earned a master's degree in students, has a bachelor's degree physical education from JMU. 8^**!^ VALLEY HERITAGE 24 HOURS OFFERS u I i-aWijoodificiogh J M «ilotur» i~i>rol wrangiei I f) RECEIVE Mt>OVT*MT «u*wlHTM>M VALLEY *» ) Certificate lor ■r.a«i m p.ci H up at IK» liar* I 4W^ rim* Wrangle. WpaiFmm loiaguicariilRiiW) f~ ^"1 V9i"upcaaodm*Oltaivoid It**"' I jean or pant what* pnjrt.t>.ladt>f law I Vl/ I HERITAGE I inholiovotcteiayadnwaii LI Across from 1-81 Visa & Master Charge Accepted UVUTTOTM LIMIT! | ana urna ocioete u. less I 101 Grace St. Between JMU3 A HHS |

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Saturday on Duke Drive West, police at fraternity said. announced they were the FBI and No arrests have been made regar- • Non-student Theodore M. Forrest, By k.lly Hanley ran. Police arrived momentarily and ding Sunday's incident, police said. 19, of Richmond was arrested and charg- court reporter found one of the students nearby, Police would not disclose any ed with driving under the influence about police said. Later, the second stu- other information about Sunday's 1:30 a.m. Saturday on South Main and Cantrell streets, police said. Twice last weekend, people posed dent turned himself in, police said. incident because it still is under in- • Non-student Kevin R. Richards, 18, of as law enforcement officers at the The students were charged vestigation. Stanley was arrested and charged with Sigma Pi fraternity house, campus judicially because it was a prank and Sigma Pi would not comment on driving under the influence about 12 a.m. the guns were unloaded, police said. either incident. Sunday on Duke Drive West, police said. police said. • Non-student Lewis A. Warner Jr., 22, of Harrisonburg was arrested and charg- ed with driving under the Influence about 1 a.m. on Newman Drive, police said. The James Madison University Fall Arts < Sciences Symposium of 1985 focuses i Larceny £ challenges that the future holds in art (holo- • A compressed gas tank and a Facing the Future manhole cover valued at $268 were graphy), science (genetic engineering), and} reported stolen between Sept. 10 and society (futurism). These challenges will be Sept. 24 from the construction area at presented in the following forms: film, art the Phillips Center, police said. in Art, Science, exhibit, workshop, lecture, debate, and paner • A Walkman valued at $77 was discussion. reported stolen between 12:30 p.m. and 1 All events are free and open to the public. p.m. Monday from entrance S of Gibbons Dining Hall, police said. They will take place in Grafton-Stovall Audito-J • A wallet valued at $10 was reported and Society rium. Percy Warren Campus Center, unless stolen between 1:15 a.m. and 3 a.m. Sun- otherwise noted. day from a car on Duke Drive East, police The Program said. The Speakers Larceny and Vandalism • Broken wiper blades and bent radio Christopher J. Dede antennas on two cars were reported bet- Sunday, September 29 ween 8:30 p.m. Friday and 10:50 p.m. Although not yet forty years ok). Christopher Dede 7:30 p.m. Film: Sleeper (1973) has published two books (Educational Futures Saturday on Greek Row, police said. / One of the cars was reported missing a Slamng Woody Allen ana Diane Keaton. this delightful film explores the difficulties Sourcebook/and The far Sideot the Euture)arta over that a peison who has been frozen for 200 years is likely to encounter upon being fifty orticles and papers He has written on a rich license plate. The total loss of both cars thdwed out in the year 2173 Prepare for an hour and a halt of fun in the world of vonety of topics, such as artificial intelligence, new was $50, police said. tomorrow, with background muse provided by the ogeless musicians of the Preset information technologies, human services in the eighties, and the importance of futures research for vation Hall Jazz Bond Indecent Exposure teachers Mr Dede currently teaches computer • Non-student Dennis M. Hobbs, 27, of Tuesday, October 1 through Saturday, October 26 science, education, and futures research courses at the University ot Houston-Cleat Lake City Edlnburg was arrested and charged with Dolly Holography (laser art) exhibit entitled "Holography: Images" Indecent exposure about 9:45 p.m. Sun- day in Dlngledlne Hall, police said. by D. E. Tyler at the Sawhill Gallery of the Duke Fine Arts Center. David G. Gil ^ Mr Tyler has exhibited his fascinating holograms throughout the United States and in Hobbs also was charged with trespass- Canada. In his words.' mere 15 son wit Wig n t lerentty oxGiling tor me in the meflum ol David Gil has published a number of books, includ- ing In Dlngledlne Hall, police said. holography A part of this is its uniqueness and a port of it too, that mysterious illusion ing Violence Against Children and Beyond the Jun- of dimensionality More importantly however, lor my work, holography is an interac- gle Essays on Human Possibilities. Social Alternatives, Trespassing tive medium, one in which artist, artwork and viewer share m a dynamic and symbio- and ffodical Practice His numerous journal articles hofje addressed pressing social issues, like the pre- • Non-student Terry R. Sonner, 32, of tic relationship Although all artwork involves some type of an exchange between Harrisonburg was arrested and charged artist and oudience. the medium of holography escalates the activity level of the vention of child abuse ond the nature of violence He principal parties m such an exchange and the exchange in turn becomes a highly has worked extensively on social policy strategies with trespassing about 3 a.m. Sept. 15 at ond serves on a wide range of boards and commit- dynamic dialogue As we travel through the diaphanous spaces of a hologram we Wilson Hall, police said. converse with it ond its maker in sublime fashion reconstructing its form and verifying tees Recently, he has focused on social issues in the workplace Mr Gil is currently Professor of Social Pol- our mutual existences in the process" Destruction ol state property icy and Director Of the Center tor Social Change. Proctice. ond Theory at Brandeis University • A student was charged judicially Tuesday, October 1 HOLOGRAPHY with destruction of state property Sept. 17 for damaging a wall in Eagle Hall 1 • 5 p.m. Holography Workshop Philip D. Harriman Sept. 13, police said. Detail! available through Art Deportment. Duke fine Arts Center, Room A101 (568- Philip Harriman is presently Program Director for 6216) Genetic Biotogy at the National Science Foundation Disorderly conduct 7:30 p.m. "The Technology of Light: Holography Defined" In Washington. DC inodditiontohisextensrveexpe- • A student was charged judicially rience in government he has taught at the University Speaker D E Tyler with disorderly conduct about 11 p.m. of Missouri ond at Duke University Medical Center He has also done cortsiderab'e research on radiation Saturday on Newman Drive for knocking Wednesday, October 2 GENETIC ENGINEERING and genetics at the University of Cologne, the Pas- over trashcans, police said. Featured speakers Philip D Hotriman and Jeremy Rifkln teur Institute in Paris, and the Cold Spring HorOor 2 p.m. Philip Harrlman classroom visit, Burrutt 212 Laboratory in New York. City police reported the following in- cidents: 3 p.m. Jeremy Rlfkin classroom visit, Burruu 212 Jeremy Rlfkln Driving under the Influence 7:30 p.m. The Genetic Engineering Controversy Jeremy Rlfkm has spoken persuasively to more • Student William L Futrell, 20, of Mr Hommon will address the value of genetic engineering in terms of humanistic than 200 college and university audiences and has Frederlcksburg was arrested and charg- and scientific considerations Then Mi Rlfkm will speok on the risks involved in genetic published the following influential books Who A ed with driving under the influence about engineering Question-Answer period will follow Should Play GocP. The Emerging Oder. Entropy, ond 2:40 a.m. Sept. 18 on campus, police Algeny According to Mr Rifkm, the Genetic Tech- Thursday, October 3 FUTURISM nology Revolution raises the most important social, said.. Featured speakers David G Gil and Christopher j Dede environmental, and economic questions ever foced by the human family Trespassing 1:40 p.m. Christopher Dec* classroom visit, Education Building 128 • Student Theresa Kllcourse, 21, of 3:18 p.m. David G. Gil, "The Future of Work," South Ballroom, Warren DE. Tyler Waterford was arrested and charged with trespassing about 2 a.m. Saturday Campus Center ^ D E Tytei received a BA and an MA from Michi- at the city police department, police said. 7:30 p.m. Christopher Dede. "The Technological Redefinition ot 'Intelli- gan State university, as well as an M FA In prtntmak- • Student Mark A. Prelsser, 20, of ing from Croncrook AcoOe/ny of Art In addition to gence'," exhiOit-ngwidefy.Mr Tyler has published a number of Wllliamsburg was arrested and charged articles on holography and has lectured ot many with trespassing about 2 a.m. Saturday Grafton-Stovall Auditorium at the city police department, police said. Mr Dede s presentation will be followed Dv a panel discussion on "The Educational colleges and universities Currently, he teaches In the implications of Futurism" Panel members wHI include Professors David G Gil. Chris- Art Deportment otSoint Mary's College, Notre Dome, • Student Gene T. Fox Jr., 21, of topher J Dede, John R Foirtieid. violet L Allam. ond James I Steete indlano Manassas was arrested and charged with trespassing about 2 a.m. at the city SPONSORED BY THE DEAN Of THE COLLEGE Of LETTERS AMD SCIENCES police department, police said. L «>«V5 Z^WS^f

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BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed Wanted Roommate Wanted: Female. Must adore cats. Room furnished except for bed. Call 433-3252 after 4:30 pm. Housemate Wanted: M/F, semi- furnished, $120/month plus utilities ■ 413 S. High St. ■ 433-8981. Lead Guitarist with professional equip- ment, dedication, experience, vocal abili- ty, positive productive attitude seeks to form/join a band with Keyboardist, bassist, drummer, and vocalist playing danceable rock - top 40. Call Mike, x5574. Help Wanted Government Joba: $16,040 - S59,230/yr Now hiring. Call 1-805-687-6000 ext. R-5526 for current federal list. Help Wanted: S5-J8 per hour. Must have car. Call between 2 to 6 pm. 433-2300. Christopher s Inn Is hiring a full staff. Ap- ply In person or call for Interview. 828-6751 in Bridgewater, VA. Help Wanted: Driver to deliver pizza on campus on Monday nights. Must have own car. Excellent pay. Call Matt 568-5843. Services Typing, Word Processing on letter quali- ty printer. Overnight service available. Call anytime. Donna Freeman, 289-9959. Horizon Sura Tan is a Professional Tann- ing Salon. Best Systems available and five years of service. 1108 Reservoir St. 434-1812. RESEARCH PAPERS: 15,278 available! Catalog $2.00. TOLL-FREE HOT LINE: 1-800-351-0222, Ext. 32. VIsa/MC or COD. Guitar Lessons: Classical, Rock, Folk, Jazz. Reasonable rates. Jon, 433-0936. Freshmen - Off Campus Parking Next to JMU. $10.00 per month. Call 433-2126 after 5:00 pm. Student Teachers: Save time . . The - Teacher's Aide located 1/2 block from the Post Office at 75 W. Elizabeth Street stocks duplicating masters, bulletin board supplies, idea books, incentives, seasonal decorations, educational soft- D.P. — Hope you terrific ware. Monday-Thursday, 10-6; Friday, 1/2 mile from JMU: one bedroom J-M Dear Mrs. R, Can't wait till It cools down birthday!! Love, L.C. 10-9; Saturday, 10-5. 433-6656. apartment. 433-9825 NOWI a little so I can wear them. Love, Kathy W. Bring your car to the AXP car wash and Pig Roaat Bar-B-Que. Whole hog or sand- Must sublease Immediately. Very nice wlches. Book early. 828-6602. be a part of the fun! This Saturday at the one bedroom efficiency apt. Park Apts. Juniors, Seniors, Grede -Want Credit? Foreign Car Clinic, below Gatti's Pizza. Pregnant? Free confidential help. Free One mile from JMU. $279/month plus No employment ■ Union - This week. pregnancy test. Birthright. 434-0003. $200 deposit. Rent Includes cable t.v. and gas. New carpet. Call 433-0341 to see. Logan's Run from DC to Harrisonburg - *frNdy,.Happy Anniversary! It has been a Clubs, Sororities, Fraternities • We sell October 4 4 5. . happy year! Love always, Valerie Needed Immediately: Female roommate any type of imprinted item: t-shlrts, caps, Women of the Class of '67: Disappointed Listen . . 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Number 1 Spring Break Trip to Daytona. $100 rent (negotiable) for today through It's been a long summer. I love you. Have If you are Interested In our reward, call January. Call Patrick Realty 433-2559. names, and Artcarved will cut miniatures (414) 781-0455 or 1-800-453-9074 Im- specially for us. HELP!! a great time. I'll miss you while you are mediately! Or write DESIGNERS Of One bedroom apartment like new on Dut- away. Mercy! Mercy! Goodness chmlll Court. Water, trash and lawnmow- See "The Motels live, In concert, gracious. Brown Eyes TRAVEL, N. 48 W. 13334 W. Hampton September 29. 8 pm! Ave., Menomonee Falls, Wl, 53051. ing provided. No pets, lease/deposit Brick urgently required. Must be thick $225. 434-2100. At The Little Grill: THURSDAY - Live Reg and well kept. St. Cleve 05498. Madison Square • males to share furnish- gae and Jazz from TR4. FRIDAY - Tradi- Lost & Found tional folk music with Bill and Carlotta No? • GoGo, Happy Annlversaryl It's ed room; Rent cheap; Doug (703) been the greatest year ever. You're ex- Lost: Keys In front of ASA. If found, call Wellington. SATURDAY - Animal Logic 256-9591. Animal Logic Animal Logic Animal Logic. tremely special and l'm\0oklng orward to X4088. the future. - Mr. B. is waiting. I Love You!! Room In House: close to campus; SPE • we had a blast with you at 3/4 for- Lost: Gray Jacket with red and yellow lln- Females; $110 plus utilities; Call Yes! ■ J.T. " Ing. $5 reward, x4464. mal Saturday. Next time we will go all the 433-6776. way! AST The UPB presents "The Motels," Sunday, Lost: Silver cross and chain Saturday Male: share apartment one block from September 29, at 8 pm In the Convoca- night between Moody and Maury. campus. Leave message. 434-3491. Rob Stershlc - We hope you're feeling tlon Center. Tickets $8. Reward offered. Sentimental value. Call better soon. Love, the Kappa Sigma brothers and Stardusters Support Logans Runt PO Box 2378 or Butch, 434-6802. PERSONALS 568*598. Lambda Chi .. The welners were great! Found: Two sets of keys In Financial Aid Llvs Reggae Thursday night at the Little Office. Call x6644. Clasalf led Deadlines for The Breeze: For Thanks for ths most awesome party. You Monday Issue, the deadline Is Friday by guys are the best! Love, Phi Mu. Grill, 821 N. Main, 434-3594. noon. For Thursday issue, the deadline Is Theta Chi - You guys are too much fun. For Rent Tuesday by noon. PI Kapp - Thanks for the fantastic happy hour! Let's do It again. Tri-Slg Thanks for the fun beach party! AST Storage Units For Rent: 5x10x10, secure TrISIg . . Get psyched for "Revenge of the Nerds." It will be an awesome party Sigma Nu . . What an alcohol combo! Kappa Sigma - Get Ready for another In- area, $20/month. Call 4338283. Thanks for a GREAT party! Love, Phi Mu credible weekend. We love you guys! The on Saturday. 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The Breeze, Thursday, September 26, 1985, page 9 o Trl-Slgma and SPE sponsor nlte at J.M.'s Around Town By J. R. Rose on Thursday. BE THERE! 2TA - The 2nd Annual party last Wednes- day was a rager. You women definitely know how to party. Looking forward to the next ragerl AXP 6IGH.' 30E IHEISmN HA5 TH& Y£AH - eesx LOQKINC eocY / CATHY Ue-CR05BY's. Spanky - What a great rush! Thanks. PI Kappa Phi Thanks Phi Mul It's been fun! Valerie Jay • You deserve the Outstanding Room- mate of the Year Award - and I want everyone to know It I Where would I be to- day without you? (Still dying of pain, no doubt). This crip loves you very much. Thanx for being such a Grrreat Friend! I owe you! (And how!) - Glmpy Fish Good lock, Wendy: Stick It at Bryce - Be Bop Sean A. • I have your shoes In custody, and am willing to make an exchange. LW. " Deana M., Penny F., and Mary G.: Thanks for showing me what Phi Mu Is all about! Valerie Jenny, Like gold to airy thinness beat... Love, Chuck ASA • Sunday was great! PI Kappa Phi Sigma Kappa - We had a blast! Thanks. Pi Kap IRS Recording Artists Fleshtones with Morgue Methods, Rational Herdsmen, Majestically! Sisters of Alpha Gamma Delta, get psyched for Walk! Adam, Happy 21st! Thanks for everything. Love you, Becky Come party with SPE and Tri-Slg tonight at J.M.'s!! Kappa Sigma - Thanks for the cookout and spirit at the game. Next time we'll have fresh buns! AST "The Motels" are coming!! AGP, awesome happy hour Friday. AXP Kappa Slgs get ready to party with the Trl-SIgs - it'll be awesomel Kappa Sigma .. Thanks for an awesome Happy Hour! Let's do It again soon! Love, Phi Mu. Theta Chi • We had so much fun before we're gonna do It again. Get psyched for the camping trip! AST Thanks to everyone who made Rush so great: Sigma Nu, AXP, Sigma Pi, our ter- rific Big Brothers, Andrea, Patty, Rho Chi, alumnae and 600 fun rushees! - Sisters AGP AXP . Thanks for the walk home Sunday night. AMS Kat, Alia, Karen, Brende and Laurie • I'm so lucky to have such great sweetmates! Love you all!! Elwer Super-Rock! Fleshtones in Charlot- tesviiie Sunday the 29th at Trap with Ra- tional Herdsmen. Tickets only $5. Call 434-4878 for Info. CSR, Accept my best love .. and believe me to be your most intimate friend. Champagne and kisses in Harrlsburg. B. Sigma Nu - Awesome Happy Hour - It Get down to business faster. made the roller derby "Interesting." Thanks ■ AST Kassle • Happy 21st Birthday. We think With the RA-35, you're the best. Have a super day. Love ya, Carol and Lynn. If there's one thing business calculations, amortizations A powerful combination. students have always needed, and balloon payments. Think business. With Got your JMU DUKE Lapel Pin yet? These full-color, all-metal pins lok marvelous on this is it: an affordable, busi- The BA-35 means you the BA-35 Student blazers and jean Jackets, and they'll ness-oriented calculator. spend less time calculating, Business Analyst. make great gifts for Parent's Weekend.. The Texas Instruments and more time learning. One * One for $3 or two for SS . . Proceeds to BA-35, the Student Business keystroke takes the place benefit Logan's Run. See any Kappa Sigma or call Bob at x4764 for details. Analyst. of many. TEXAS Its built-in business The calculator is just part The Little Slaters of PI Kappa Phi would INSTRUMENTS like to wish happy September birthdays formulas let you perform of the package. You also get Creating useful products to Jim Swain, Keith Franklin and Rhonda complicated finance, a book that follows most and services for you. Clayton! accounting and statistical business courses: the Business Turn S., Come and pick up your shoes! functions - the ones that Analyst Guidebook Business Hope you're not too em-bare-assed! Lov- usually require a lot of time ed the game, LAP. professors helped us write it, . ©1965 Tl and a stack of reference books, to help you get the most out Alpha Sigma Tau hopes all the rushees like present and future value of calculator and classrcx>m. are having as much fun as we are. Get psyched for Walk! Lotsa fun ahead. Love, AST * -a- Page 10, The Breeze, Thursday, September 26, 1985 Axis & People

Staff graphic by I NO RID HENDERSON Zie zestiest sex therapist By Andrea Cope Tfie sometimes "couchless" counselor also "I never speak without learning something assistant features editor is known for appearances on Late Night with new. Sometimes I learn a new position." The David Letter man. The Tonight Show, advice If you douche with a soft drink after sex, crowd laughed but was not shocked by her ■>vscolumns in campus magazines and humorous attention-getters. Her happy-hen you won't get pregnant. ^Playgirl," her book "Dr. Ruth's Guide to If you have sex standing up, you won't get voice and shock treatment therapy are Good Sex" (now in four languages) and, familiar to anyone who hears her on WYNY pregnant. most recently, a cable television show. If you don't have an orgasm or enjoy the each Sunday night. No matter what medium encounter, you won't get pregnant. The full-house audience at Wilson Hall she utilizes, her philosophy remains the And of course, the first time you do it, you greeted the smiling lady with a standing ova- same: teaching and learning about sex can be can't get pregnant. tion, despite the fact she was 30 minutes late. fun. Dr. Ruth Westheimer, the popular sex "That's the very first time I've been given a The Holocaust orphan's pragmatic, open therapist and radio host of "Sexually Speak- standing ovation before I opened my candor makes the process fun. The audience, ing," shook her head Tuesday night in mouth," she said. mostly students interspersed with a few older disbelief of such misconceptions about sex. Five minutes into her lecture. Dr. Ruth, as couples and professors, was as quiet as pro- "How many sperm are needed to get her she is referred to, sputtered words one ex- phylactic pins but as responsive as first-night pregnant?" she asked a JMU audience of pects to hear in an anatomy lab or Penthouse honeymooners. It applauded her views on 1,400? "One fast one," she replied. Forum, not from a twinkley-eyed mother of abortion — "Abortion must not be used as a The crowd laughed, but they knew Dr. two grown children. The former contraceptive," one-night-stands — "One- Ruth tells the truth. After all, who does not kindergarten teacher said we must dispel the night-stands are out" and parental guidance believe a 4-feet-7-inch lady who looks like a myth that words such as perns, vagina, — "They should not ask you what you did grandmother dressed to go to the library? clitoris and ejaculation are bad. on a date." Besides, she has a heavy German accent and "Let me tell you what I would like for us She claimed she never asks her clients per- European women (or "vomen" as to do tonight." The audience oohed and aah- sonal questions, but gives them a sexual Westheimer would say) are supposed to talk ed in anticipation of sex therapy, and Dr. openly about sex, right? Ruth outlined the evening. See DR. RUTH page 11 ► i . &: The Breeze, Thursday, September 26, 1985, page 11 Play opens in Wampler The Motels The Motels will be at JMU's Convocation Center 8 p.m. Sept. 29. Tickets are $8. Zehr plays Treves. By Pam Wiley In the script, playwright Bernard Formed: 1972, Los Angeles staff writer Pomerance stated that Merrick's deformities were not to be represented with make-up. Albums: "The Motels," "Careful," "All Four Tucker presents Merrick's handicap with One," "Little Robbers" and "Shock." "The Elephant Man," a play based on a body position only. Hit songs: "Only the Lonely" and "Suddenly man born with a rare disorder that left him "This is to show the physical difficulties he Last Summer." grotesquely deformed, will be presented had," Sullivan said. "It would be impossible Sept. 26-29 in Wampler Experimental to show all of his deformities realistically." The Motels were one of Los Angeles' original Theatre. Tucker said, "In a way, I really am han- new wave bands and one of its most respected, The play, set in Victorian England, tells dicapped. I was in a car accident this sum- although it took them a long time to capitalize the story of John Merrick. Abandoned as a mer, and I can't walk without a cane. That commercially on either point. After a number of child, Merrick was exploited and labeled as helps. I try to adapt that to the way Merrick personnel shake-ups, The Motels had their first hit "The Elephant Man" in carnival freak shows would walk, and I try to think about how single, "Only the Lonely," and first hit album, until he was 21 years old. he'd feel. I feel like I'm going to fall over a "All Four One." "The Elephant Man" presents Merrick's lot. And my face starts to stiffen up near the The Motels' singer/songwriter Martha Davis struggle to imitate royalty and elegant public end of a rehearsal from being twisted up." started her first band in 1972. Over four years, the figures who patronize him and shower him group changed from the Warfield Foxes to The with gifts. A scene where photographs of Merrick are Motels and from a joke to a serious venture The play's director, senior Michael shown to the audience is included in the play. Early members Dean Chamberlain and Richard Sullivan, explained why he chose to do "The Most of the play takes place in Merrick's D'Andrea left the group. The next version, in- Elephant Man." hospital room and Treves' office at The Lon- cluding current Motels Marty Jourard, Michael don Hospital. The set uses what Sullivan Goodroe and Brian Glascock, was signed to "It's a beautiful script. English professors described as "the ugly brick wall of the rave on and on about Shakespeare, but Capitol Records and recorded "The Motels." theater" as a backdrop. Scene settings that Tim McGovern replaced J. Jourard for sometimes it takes Shakespeare two or three take place outside of the hospital are sug- "Careful" and an early version of "All Four hours to say what he wants to say. Here we gested with lights and set pieces. have a play that's an hour and IS minutes One." Capitol Records rejected the first version of Sullivan said he is optimistic the play will "All Four One." McGovern left The Motels (to long, and it's beautiful. It's very precise, but reappear with the Burning Sensations), and the it's as poetic as it is dramatic. attract many students. "A lot of people have heard of it or seen the movie, and that helps. band re-recorded the songs with studio musicians. "I've been in it before, I've seen it a couple We've got a beautiful script and a strong, ex- The song "Only the Lonely" emerged as a hit. of times and ever since I thought about direc- perienced cast." The group signed guitarist Guy Perry and ting a show in Wampler, this has been the keyboardist/guitarist Scott Thurston and went on one I wanted to do." Other cast members include Bonnie Pierce tour to promote songs from "All Four One." as Mrs. Kendal, an actress who befriends The play begins when Sir Frederick Treves, Merrick; Aaron Cross as the hospital director The album "Little Robbers" and the hit song "Suddenly Last Summer" were the results of the a prominent surgeon, discovers Merrick in and Merrick's freak show manager; and such a show. Treves is interested in Merrick group's return to studio work. Mark Nissle as Bishop Walsham How. The group's last album is "Shock." ^ and brings him to a hospital in London. Sup- Performances begin 8 p.m. Sept. 26-29. ported by private donations, Merrick lived at Admission is $2. Wampler Theater which is The London Hospital until his death. Reprinted in part from "The Rolling Stone En- located on S. Main beside Mr. Flip's, usually cyclopedia of Rock & Roll." Charlie Tucker plays Merrick, and Jay presents plays directed by JMU students.

no relationship." Many females applauded this remark. Dr. Ruth The good doctor told the audience of a "sad" call she received from a woman who had three ► (Continued from page 10) abortions, was still sexually active and did not use status exam and sometimes explores their problems birth control. "I was not interested in what she had through their sexual history and current activities. to say because she was irresponsible," she said. "If I hear of a freshman at this school wh'o A "happy" call Dr. Ruth received was from a masturbates four hours a day, I would say to that man who said his girlfriend likes to toss onion person, 'Show me your transcript' because I want rings on his erect penis. "I have to visualize what to know how he has time to study." people do in their bedroom. Anything two consen- Gesturing with her hands, she said "Let's talk ting adults do in their bedroom, living room or kit- about the myth about masturbation, which we will chen floor is OK." bury tonight. But, as Dr. Ruth would say, it doesn't matter if "American myth is that if you masturbate you it's a good call or a bad call, "just as long as you're will grow hair in the palm of your hands. I see so- a good lover." meone looking at the palm of his hands," she said, Backstage after the lecture, Dr. Ruth said she pointing to a student in the front. The audience has not become too commercial despite recent burst into laughter and applaused her ploy. plugs for Smith Corona, Lifestyles condoms and The bottom line, said Dr. Ruth, "Masturbation new Diet Dr. Pepper. is OK as long as you're not missing playing foot- "I do get offers every day. I only pick products I ball or social activities to do it." believe in and that will be fun," she said. If the subject of masturbation did not heighten The thrice-married Orthodox Jew said she just the audience's attention, talk of contraceptives released a "Good Sex" board game in which pairs did. of adult players move around four Arousal Tracks "I only talk in my lectures about the condom and aim for Mutual Pleasure Circle. A video and the diaphragm," she said. "Men say, *A con- cassette also will be released soon. dom — that's like taking a shower with a raincoat With her feet dangling above the floor, she on.' " revealed her secret to being a good sex instructor Dr. Ruth advocates a woman carrying a condom and adviser. "If a professor uses humor, people Staff photo by MING LEONQ in her pocketbook. "If the guy says, 'You must be remember. It should be explicit, but use humor. I sleeping with every guy on campus," then there's do believe sex has to be fun." Dr. Ruth Westhelmer «ir> Page 12, The Breeze, Thursday, September 26, 1986

Thursday MOVIES ARTWORKS GALLERY Saturday (See Friday's listings.) • Paintings by DavM Cook — Through MUSIC MUSIC Oct. 5. • dj. — J.M.'s, Sigma Sigma Sigma • Tree) — Calhoun's, $1 cover charge. and Sigma Phi Epsllon Sponsor Night, $1 • Hybrid lee — Scotland Yard, cover PLAYS THE OTHER GALLERY cover charge. charge not available. • The Elephant Man - Wampler Ex- • Artwork by Wlnnrfred Smith - Through Oct. 5. • Rhythm Rats and Yoyo hoad — • Star Ctty — Qandy Dancer, S3 cover perimental Theatre, 8 p.m. Mystic Den, $3 cover charge. charge. • d.J. — Scruples, no cover charge. SCULPTURE LECTURE • Prowess (rock) - The Mystic Den, S3 • Final Portraits -Sculptor Michael L • Star City (country) - dandy Dancer, cover charge. $3 cover charge. Artworks Aurbach, assistant professor of art at • dj. — J.M.'s, $1 cover charge. Eastern Illinois University, will present a • Backstreet* Rhythm Section — NEW IMAGE GALLERY Tnur8d MOVIES • Photographs by Manuel Alvarez ¥2£JZ!&!Z «y. 7 P-m. Sept. 28 In Scruples, $3 cover charge. A100 Duke Fine Arts Center. Free admis- • Back to the Future (PQ) — Roth Bravo — Through Sept. 28. sion. Theatres, 7 p.m. and 9:10 p.m. • Volunteers (R) - Roth Theatres, 7:15 p.m. and 9:05 p.m.

• Nine Deaths of the Nlnja (PQ) - RotrTTheatres, 7:30 p.m. and 9:15 p m • Qhostbusters (PQ) - Valley Mall Roth Theatres, 5:10 p.m. and 9:20 p m • Warning Sign (R) — Valley Mall Roth Some People Are Dying Theatres, 5 p.m., 7 p.m. and 9 p.m. • Compromising Positions (R) — Valley Mall Roth Theatres, 5:10 p.m., 710 p.m. and 9:10 p.m. To Know The Facts • Teen Woll (PQ).— Valley Mall Roth Theatres, 7:10 p.m. About Eating Disorders. • Beverly Hills Cop (R) - Valley Mall Roth Theatres, 5 p.m. and 9:15 p.m. •witness (R) - Valley Mall Roth Theatres, 7 p.m. •Pee Wees Big Adventure (PQ) - Virginia Theatre, 7 p.m. and 9 p.m. • The Way We Were (PQ) - Grafton- Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. and 9 p.m. PLAYS •The Elephant Man — Wampler Ex- perimental Theatre, 8 p.m.

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The Breeze, Thursday, September 26, 1985, page 13 Sports Soccer falls to VCU in OT, 2-1 By Paul Bergeron and conservative. staff writer "We wanted to get to overtime. We've played better all year in over- Poor communication and lack of time (VCU was coming off a 3-1 concentration led to the downfall of overtime win against Coppin State), the JMU soccer team as it fell to and our good fitness was beginning Virginia Commonwealth University to show." 2-1 in overtime Wednesday. This win against JMU was more The Dukes were coming off their satisfying for Lundy than the Cop- most impressive performance of the pin State decision. In his third year year, a 2-0 win at Navy. This, and an as Rams' head coach, Lundy had early JMU goal, hurt the team's never beaten the Dukes. play, according to head coach Bob "We always look forward to play- Vanderwarker. ing up here. It's a nice drive, a nice "I think the win at Navy was still campus and I can always learn on our player's minds. We got a goal something from coach Vander- early in the first half and we thought warker. He's the master coach. This the game was over and we won," was our biggest win of the year." Vanderwarker said. The Dukes opened the scoring The loss, however, dropped the 15:42 into the game as team captain Dukes record to 2-4. Vanderwarker Ted Stack scored off a pass from said he thought the team opened the Mark Agee during a corner kick. game strong, but the overall effort The goal held until Joel Lewin wasn't good enough. beat JMU goaltender John Morrison "We weren't ready to play at max- on a header in front of the net. This imum effort. They played well was one instance, according to enough to win, and did." Vanderwarker, of lack of com- The chances to win were there for munication. the Dukes. Morrison and his defense were JMU dominated play in the Rams' hesitant and let Lewin get inside to end of the field in the second half receive a high centering pass from despite being outshot 20-17. JMU teammate Moriarity. did not make the most of their offen- Orlin Weise scored unassisted 3:45 sive opportunities, Vanderwarker into the first overtime. The Dukes' said. offense could not answer the rest of "You don't get that many scoring the way. chances in soccer, and today we Vanderwarker praised Stack for couldn't make the shot to win it." an overall strong game. "Stack VCU head coach Roosevelt Lundy played a fine game. He held us Staff photo by STEPHEN JAFFE explained his team's strategy. With together on defense." It was the first JMU's Tony Dlckson attempts to stop a VCU player In Wednesday's the score 1-1 at the half, Lundy told goal of the season for the senior his players to be defensive-minded back. 2-1 overtime victory by the Rams. Tgflp 'on the wav UP! Volleyball hits .500 with pair of wins Senior Michele Mazza recorded six kills in 16 while Debi Griffith added five digs to lead the By Rob Waahbum attempts, to lead JMU. Dukes in the second match. staff writer Against Bridgewater, Tyson was especially Tyson praised three of her freshmen for their The JMU women's volleyball team is "on the pleased with her team's performance. play in the second match. way up," according to head coach Deb Tyson "We've taken a lot of knocks and bruises this "Chris Scott, Erika Johnson and Chrissie after the Dukes posted wins Tuesday over year," said Tyson, "but against Bridgewater we Penas all did a very good job. They are gaining Eastern Mennonite College and Bndgewater Col- played with the most integrity I've seen us play confidence every time they play," she said. lege in Godwin Hall. with all season." Despite the two victories, Tyson said there was JMU evened its record at 7-7. beating EMC In the first game against the Eagles, the Dukes no comparison between this year's team and last 15-5 15-11 and BC 15-12, 15-2. led 6-2 before Bridgewater was able to run off year's squad that reached the Division II NCAA "We've been sitting on a plateau or^the last eight consecutive points and take a 10-6 lead. tournament. two or three weeks," Tyson said, ft 1 been a However, JMU responded by taking nine of the "We are very proud of our accomplishments frustrating time for me and my team. next 11 points and the victory. in the past," Tyson said, "but we are a totally In the first match, the Dukes relieved their The Dukes' momemtum carried over to the se- different team from last year." fritrat.ons at the expense of EMC. After -turn- cond game. JMU scored the final eight points of JMU travels to Virginia Tech this weekend to ing the first game easily. JMU ran, ou

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SWHHHHInniHHMinW^flUflftWMl 1 The Breeze, Thursday, September 26, 1985, page 15 Purzycki, Dukes face tough test on road & Last year, JMU made a decision and the next Bowl in Norfolk where they face the number one McMillin also was faced with injuries at key posi- few weeks will be a small indicator to see if it was a team in the nation — Richmond. tions. correct one. What makes things worse is that the Dukes Last year, McMillin managed a 6-5 mark when Amid injuries and pressure to gain national pro- didn't just lose a game last week, they lost some pressed to the wall with injuries and pressure to minence for JMU football, it was decided to fire key people, too. perform. This year, we'll see how Joe Purzycki Challace McMillin and end his title as the only The injury list is a long one. The offensive line does. head football coach in the Dukes' history. heads the list with tackle Adam Burket and guard There are several factors worth note here. Kenny Dalton. Burket is out for the season. Dalton The administration brought in Joe Purzycki. In- McMillin's team didn't have to adjust to a new of- is listed as questionable for this week. fense like the Wing-T. tensity — that's what this program needed, and Team captain Charles Haley is listed as ques- with Purzycki, they got plenty. tionable along with safety Marshall Barnes. Star- Richmond and William and Mary are on a roll, However, the new head coach is running into ting outside linebacker Shawn Woodson is out in- too. McMillin didn't face them at the caliber they some minor difficulties. His team dropped its first definitely. Linebacker Anthony Evans is also out are at now. game of the season to Division II Liberty Universi- for the season. Purzycki has his work cut out for him. ty in a total abandonment of the Purzycki However, in this case, you have to look more at the discipline. Mark Charnocfr man than the results. Even if the Dukes finish no The upset was a shock to everyone — most of all higher than last year, the man brought a new en- Purzycki. After a 35-14 thrashing of lifeless thusiasm and a renewed confidence to what was Morehead State, Purzycki said the team would get becoming a lackluster program. better. "The stone is still unpolished," he said. I'm sick of ()he apathetic fan who turns up at one JMU still hadn't seen his team at its best. My Point football game and judges the team's merits from one performance like the Liberty embarrassment. The following week against Liberty, the stone Purzycki claims injuries are caused by a lack of Give the man time. If Purzycki is the motivator he turned into a pebble as the offense highlighted its adrenaline, a lack of preparation. When the juices seems to be, he should have his team bouncing effort with six turnovers and numerous penalties. are flowing, Joe said, you can rule the world. Well, back to respectability soon. They included two crucial flags that gave the almost. But, during these next few weeks, the Dukes will Dukes a Joe Henry field goal instead of a go-ahead If the Liberty contest was any indication of this have to pull from within to come close to the touchdown. • philosophy, maybe Purzycki should have applied caliber of William and Mary and Richmond. Now it's time to look closely at Joe Purzycki and to the JMU psychology department instead of the Don't expect miracles overnight, but look for athletic one. his 1985 team. Granted, the Dukes are only three Purzycki to have his team back on its feet with the games into the season, but it's time for an early- Liberty was pumped. They wanted to win last adrenaline flowing and the intensity high. season gut check. week and they wanted to win bad. The Dukes were Remember, Purzycki said in the preseason this is In the next two weeks, JMU faces two teams riding high on two season-opening victories that, a building process. The coming weeks will be a currently ranked in the Top 10 in the nation at the along with Liberty, should have sent them into the small but important hurdle to cross. Hopefully, Div. I-AA level. They travel to number seven heart of their schedule with renewed confidence. they will be a small indicator to prove the universi- William and Mary this week, then on to the Oyster This is where Purzycki comes in. Last year ty picked the right man as its builder. Rumor Control: Salads Plus is not closed^ We are open as usual. - Same Multi-Item Salad Bar! - Same Homemade Soups and Breads! - Same Relaxed Atmosphere! - AND -

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In a letter to the i45 IN .. - editor in today's Breeze, Juanita Walton plainly states what most of the upcoming graduates feel about the situation — that this group of about 300 students is being denied what they deserve. A graduation ceremony is a basic right of all college students; they shouldn't have to wait six months to attend one. (The administration suggests December grads attend the May ceremony.) Students APPENEDV/OTTROteI shouldn't be penalized simply because they graduate a semester early WHATH or a semester late. The fact that they meet graduation requirements should be the only criterion for attending a graduation ceremony. On Tuesday, the Committee for a December Graduation Ceremony 6 TURNOVERS I held a quickly organized, Informal meeting In the Warren Campus Center lobby for students who are graduating at the end of this semester. To say that many of them are upset would be putting it mild- ly. They feel they deserve formal recognition just as much as May or August graduates. And they're right. The committee Is simply looking for organization and support. They have yet to get any official support from the SGA. The SGA, which held its first meeting Tuesday, should make this Issue a priority in the early part of this semester. Action needs to be taken now, not put off to a more convenient time. This is an issue concerning students that make up a significant portion of each year's senior class. These students are not asking for much. A simple ceremony, pro- bably held In Wilson Hall, where family and friends can be a part of an important moment in their lives is all they really want. It's the very least this school can do for them. It's what they deserve. The above editorial is ihe opinion of The Breeze's editorial board. Drug scandal? Send them to JMU No one would disagree that there is a drug pro- temptation of using drugs. Do the answers lie in blem in professional sports today. Lately the suspensions, fines or jail terms, you ask? No. My ferior sleeze-balls who will continue to abuse greatest offenders have been major league baseball method is to quit playing around and.sock it to drugs. These bad apples will be subjected to treat- players. those prima donnas. problem ' aCCOrding t0 the Piousness of their As I read an article in the paper recently about The many punishing experiences students suffer offender yet another drug conspiracy, 1 was appalled and, at JMU provided the answers for me and the cure 'JSfiT s (punks) will be entered in yes, hysterical that even the great Willie Mays is for baseball's drug problem. YaSovip "f^^Pffo'mance by Weird Al now in the drug spotlight. He will no doubt be ex- First of all, my cure would require all major mSSr«S* P uyers who aren't c^ed by this amined like a laboratory rat. ungodly torture should be considered hard-core After some time of reflection and several power- addicts and will be admitted to "Level 2." ful sedatives, I put my brain to work on this sub- attend?-,. i,°7 «£* (Hippie throwbacks) will ject and came up with a comprehensive report on attend a week of JMU football practice as a scout how to eliminate the drug problem from the XP ?f r aff a l0SS t0 somc fundamentalist baseball arena. From left field D sion do ™ PHrZyCki'S calm words of P«— Baseball commissioner Peter Ueberroth (Uby, as Ur theSe I like, to call him) was so thoroughly impressed "Uvd V> iff H *»"■»■. they become with my report that he said in a well-known spor- Harry Atwood ting magazine: "Harry is a modern-day savior who „ . !l.eVel ? offenders (scurvy polywoas* will be should be hailed as an innovating genius of our time. His contribution to baseball has secured his league players to do a term paper on drugs using inevitible induction into the Hall of Fame." Not the Carrier Library. Of course, all players must w?SV^ that I want to brag or anything. UnfC 8 SOcial villains who have master the Reader's Guide, Washington Post In- ^ p°a e fn * M" So you're saying, "Harry-buddy, great job! But W r,d They shou,d s dex, New York Times Index, microfilm, Taken out Lndnd cxe ° - ™ply be what's the beef? What exactly did you do to im- microfiche, microprint, and the new Leonardo i ?" u\? «"ed like dogs press such an important man?" computers. That should cure 80 percent of all ' think Tycobb would have wanted it that way. Well quite simply, I used the old solid principle potential offenders from mental burn-out alone. that creates punishments stern enough to deter the However, there will still be some morally in- Marry Atwood is a senior majoring in English. The Breeze, Thursday, September 26, 1985, page 17 Readers' Forum December grads want commencement

To the editor. well-chosen remarks by Dr. Carrier would be plen- 250 August graduates. Why not for the 300-350 It is estimated that 300-350 seniors will graduate ty. And I know that my parents, who have waited a December graduates? If you feel as I do and like from JMU in December. I am one of those seniors long time for this outstanding day in my life, will many other December grads to whom I've spoken, and I am upset that, aside from an informal recep- be satisfied as well. please help us do something about this situation. If tion, there are no plans to recognize my effortrand To those who say no non-students would attend you are available to circulate petitions to the ad- achievement. I have worked hard to obtain my in the middle of the winter, I would like to remind ministration indicating our desire for graduation degree and feel that recognition is due me on that them that many parents and friends will be on exercises in December 1985, please let me know. campus to help graduates move. And yes, it is right Call me at 433-9752 or drop me a note (P.O. Box fact alone. Oh yes, I will be eligible to return next 454) with your name and telephone number, and I May to participate in graduation exercises, but before Christmas and everyone has a million things to do. But what's a million and one when we're will be in touch. Let's set a precedent and really who knows where I will be by next May? Who celebrate the graduation of the Class of 85.5! knows whether or not I will be able to return to talking in terms of a million anyway? And yes, the JMU then? By that time, the occasion will be an- faculty members may have to speed up the "grades in" deadline, but they do that in May and August; Juanita A. Walton ticlimactical anyway. why not in December as well? senior I'm not asking for a cap and gown, or an ad- MIS dress by Governor Robb. Business suits and a few Graduation exercises are held for approximately

Ford's audience wrongly Letters policy The Breeze welcomes letters to the editor from all readers. Letters should be .typed and included the writer's accused of rude behavior name, phone number, academic year and major. students possess, I am aghast at that attitude the To the editor. x Letters should be mailed to the I am appalled at the student response to the author of one of the letters published in Monday's editorial editor, The Breeze, Com- seemingly "obnoxious" behavior that JMU ex- Breeze chose to take. Was the Ford speech to be a munication Arts Department, JMU hibited toward Gerald Ford last week. How can showplace of social etiquette? I strongly think not. Harrisonburg VA 22807. Letters may any student say that disrespect was shown for Mr. And even if it were, is it not proper to exit a perfor- also be delivered to The Breeze office in Ford during his speech? After all, wasn't the mance of any variety during the intermission, and the basement of Anthony-Seeger Hall. presentation supposed to be a lecture format? It likewise during a transition period of a speech to was Ford himself who made the impromptu an- an open forum of some sort? And why complain nouncement that he w6uld hold a question and that some students were not dressed appropriately answer session at the conclusion of his speech. for the occasion? I am sure Mr. Ford was well Since it was not an aforementioned statement, aware he was not attending a black-tie affair. blame should not be placed upon the student body. That's getting mighty picky. But what about the students who attended only So I suggest to some upper-echelon students that to hear an intelligent speech? I am one of those they control their criticism at the various JMU students. I fail to see the grave error that I made in presentations and to remember that this institution leaving before the more "informed" students is one of education, not exclusivist socializing. engaged in a barrage of questions with Mr. Ford. I cannot believe anyone can act so elitist as to belittle Keith Lee those who simply chose not to stay for that seg- senior ment. communication arts As for the lack of social education we JMU by Keith Turner The Real World T

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Th» Breeze Thursday, September 26, 1985, page 19 nation — world Hurricane Gloria threatens East Coast Mexico searches MIAMI (AP) — A hurricane watch was Frank, director of the National Hurricane Center for survivors posted for North Carolina's Outer Banks Wednes- in Coral Gables. day as Gloria, one of the strongest and most MEXICO CITY (AP) — dangerous Atlantic hurricanes on record, spared The 300-mile-wide hurricane, with fluctuating Thousands fled the city Tuesday, the Bahamas and headed north toward the East 150 mph winds and an 8- to 10-mile-wide eye, was fearing disease from polluted water Coast. classified a category 5 storm on a scale that rates and decaying bodies. Others watch- "It is a strong storm. Everyone along the East ed rescuers pull survivors from ear- hurricane strength from 1 to 5. A category 5 hur- thquake debris that had imprisoned Coast needs to pay attention to it," said Neil ricane is capable of catastrophic damage. them for days, praying to see relatives. Helicopter given Workers dug and listened on Howard Johnson sold ultra-sound equipment, specially OK for takeoff trained dogs sniffed and pawed in in merger with Marriott the desperate effort to find the BOSTON (AP) — Marriott Corp. and Prime WASHINGTON (AP) — Investigators who ex- estimated 1,500 people still buried Motor Inns Inc. announced Tuesday that they amined tapes of tower communications concluded before it is too late. Wednesday that the pilot of a helicopter that forc- have signed agreements to buy Howard Johnson The latest official count put the Co., the nationwide chain of orange-roofed motels ed a crowded Eastern Airlines jet to abort its death toll at 3,000 from the two ma- and restaurants, for $300 million, including assum- takeoff had received clearance to cross the runway, jor earthquakes that struck the heart ed debt. federal officials said. of the city last Thursday and Friday. Marriott said that immediately after the deal is The city government said 7,100 completed, it will sell 125 Howard Johnson motor A spokesman for the National Transportation Safety Board said a controller at National Airport people were injured and 600 remain- lodges and hotels, 199 restaurants and 375 fran- ed in hospitals. chisee! motor lodges to Prime for $235 million, in- in nearby Virginia had given the helicopter general Health officials fumigated badly cluding assumed debt. Prime will also acquire the takeoff clearance but had not specified a direction damaged buildings and devastated Howard Johnson trademarks and tradenames. that would avoid crossing the main runway where areas to stop any spread of disease Marriott said it will retain 350 Howard Johnson- the Boeing 727 had been cleared for takeoff. from the corpses underneath. operated restaurants, as well as the vending, There were few reports of looting manufacturing and distribution operation, one The Eastern jet skidded to a stop about 130 feet or price gouging immediately after unspecified plaza-hotel and management from the Potomac River in the Tuesday evening in- the quake, but theyare becoming agreements for three plaza-hotels. cident. more frequent. f"'~) state by the way Store manager Cause of crash unknown meets 'Tarzan WEYERS CAVE — Although Flight 1517 was flying at a preceded the crash of the MILWAUKEE (AP) — A pro- no cause has been determined for 38-degree heading when it crash- airplane, federal officials said. duce manager was alone in a super- the Monday crash of a Henson ed into the side of Hall Moun- NTSB officials said it may be market Monday getting ready for the Airlines commuter flight, a lain. - -.... months befoie officials pinpoint rfny's wnrlc when an intruder cUttl. _. federal investigative team the cause of the crash. only in a loincloth dropped through discovered Tuesday that the The crash, which was about the ceiling with a scream and landed 2,400 feet above sea level and The twin-engine Beech 99 was between the onions and the plane had been flying at a com- carrying two crew members and pass heading almost parallel to 200-300 feet below the summit, watermelons. the Shenandoah Valley Airport killed all 14 on board. The run- 12 passengers. One of the Francis) Bredeau, 21, of passengers, Larry Shue, 38, was a runway, its destination only 8-10 way at Shenandoah Valley Air- Milwaukee, was charged with port is set at a compass heading highly regarded actor and burglary Tuesday in connection with miles to the west. playwright. Patricia Goldman, vice chair- of 40 degrees. the incident about 4:30 a.m. on A wrong turn on an aborted — Compiled from AP and Daily Monday. man of the National Transporta- News-Record reports. tion Safety Board, said Henson landing attempt may have Queen's English Corrections officials identified Suburban becomes Sovran's taught in book Guard stabbed the inmates as Rico Holliday, 30, second out-of-state acquisition. at prison of Norfolk, serving a 250-year The Richmond-based holding LONDON (AP) — A new tongue- sentence, and Herman Gray, 34, company announced a merger in-cheek guide to the English . RICHMOND (AP) A correc- of Portsmouth, imprisoned on a with the DC National Bancrop language explains how to speak the tions officer was stabbed in the 34-year term. mother tongue with a stiff upper lip. back at Powhatan Correctional C.A. Hutchins III, Sovran Dorgan Ruston, writer of "The Center after he confronted two chairman, said the company Queen's English," describes a series armed inmates who were chasing Sovran, Bancorp "targeted northern Virginia, the of hypothetical field trips in which two other prisoners, Warden plan to merge District of Columbia and the reader hob-nobs with W.P. Rogers said Tuesday. Maryland as the number one area bluebloods, culminating with the B.R. Wade, a guard since early RICHMOND (AP) — The in which to develop our fran- ultimate venue: a "gordon potty" at 1976, suffered three puncture Sovran Financial Corp. said chise." Buckingham Palace. wounds after one of the inmates Tuesday it reached a merger Sovran said its mergers will Because a garden party might br- attacked him with a screwdriver agreement with the Bethesda, make it one of the largest bank- ing one face to face with Queen Sunday, Rogers said. Wade was Md.-based Suburban Bancorp, ing organizations in the Mid- Elizabeth II, it is useful to learn admitted to St. Mary's Hospital parent firm to Maryland's Atlantic States, with total assets ahead of time how to say, "Thing in Richmond Sunday and releas- fourth-largest bank. of more than $12 billion. kew fah ian-vating may." ed Monday. / Page 20/Thgjr—z>. Thursday, September 26, 1585- VALUABLE COUPONS

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