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I NO^O8 2W0 E M A N B z E u N V P R I HCJRSDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2000 Athletes, SGA protest team eliminations BY STACY SMITH The bill accompanied by a SGA reporter petition in support of the bill with 2,200 student signatures, A throng of student athletes passed with unanimous con- descended on the Student Gov- sent. SGA President Mark Sulli- ernment Association meeting van said he has never known a on Tuesday in support of a bill Bill of Opinion to pass unani- rejecting expected recommen- mously. dations to eliminate eight varsi- "The bill is a commitment ty sports. by students," the rec- — Sullivan said. ommenda- a tions are We are going to take this going m take expected to be this to what- announced by to whatever level ever level Athletic possible. possible." Director Jeff SGA hopes Bourne as —Mark Sullivan the bill will be soon as Nov. SGA President taken into 13. strong consid- More than — W— eration by the 75 athletes, administra- primarily representing the tion and Board of Visitors when eight teams in jeopardy, deciding the fate of these athlet- attended the meeting to show ic programs. their support for the Bill of Final recommendations will Opinion which was introduced likely be presented to the Board last week. The large number of for approval at their Jan. 12 constituents in attendance was meeting. unusual for an SGA meeting, Sullivan said the bill will be which generally receives small- er student body turnouts. see SGA, page 11

PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY XRIS THOMKSIstniorartist History in the making BYTOMSTEINFF.I.T)T& The entire Election Day was ering the results made a prema- RICHARD SAKSHAUG an emotional roller coaster. ture call early Tuesday evening news ed. and asst. news ed. Early results led to Gore call- that put Florida and its 25 elec- ing Bush corly Wednesday to toral votes into Gore's column. The extraordinarily close bat- concede the election, but in a However, this call was retracted tle for the White House contin- move surely unprecedented in shortly before 9 p.m. when it was ues, with a relative handful of US. history, he later called back decided that the difference was uncounted and recounted ballots to retract it, as returns showed too small to make an accurate in Florida likely to determine Florida agonizingly close. prediction. whether Texas Gov. George W. The outcome of the election Later in the night, shortly before 2:30 a.m. yesterday, the Bush or Vice President Al Gore lunges on the results out of Flori- networks and other news organi becomes the next president. da. Both Bush and Gore require zations awarded the state and The results may be in by this Florida's 25 electoral votes to the presidency to Bush, but with- JANE McHUGWsenior photographer evening, although ballots from reach the 270 electoral votes in an hour the election was once required to be elected president More than 75 athletes attended Tuesday's SQA meeting to overseas have 10 days from elec- see FLORIDA, page 7 show their support for the eight teams that may be cut. tion day to be received. The television networks cov-

Top Honors The "Skinnee" on the Show BW Organlze-Nation Oasis of Art The top-seeded men's soccer team received The rambunctious and energetic 2 Skinnee The Organization KeDresenta- Sycamore House Gallery closed their CAA regular season awards on the eve of J's took Sinclair Gymnasium to new heights tive Council had its first doors and reopened this year with o the CAA Tournament. Coach Tom Martin with their enthusiastic performance. meeting of the year to help fresh new look. Find out what's received coach of the year honors. Page 33 student clubs. Page 3 inside and in store. Pag« 27 Pages 24-25 Thursday, November 9, 2000 TABLE OF CONTENTS

DUKE DAYS EVENTS CALENDAR NEWS THURSDAY, NOV. 9 Student arrested again 3 • Yoga Club, 5 p.m., Taylor 302, e-mail Organization Representative Council 3 Kai at safranka Senate & House races 11 • Baptist Student Union meeting, special topic: "Personal Depression and Despair: A Christian Look at Hope and OPINION Healing," 5:30 p.m., BSU Center, call Scott at 438-2676 House Editorial: Campus Crusade for Christ "Prime- Eliminating eight teams leaves time" large group meeting, 8 p.m., many wondering why 14 Warren 4th floor, contact Shelby at 442-1650 Spotlight: Who do you think will win the election? 14 Young Democratic Socialists meet- ng, 8 p.m., Taylor 311, call Michael Darts and Pats 15 or Aaron at 433-6411 School of Americas continuing human TO SUBMIT A DUKE DAY EVENT: E- rights violations all over the world mail Richard at The Breeze at saksharh By Rusty Carlock 15 with the information (event, date, location, contact info, etc.) Please submit by Fri- Senior urges other seniors to be day for a Monday issue and Tuesday for kings & queens a Thursday issue. by Kristy Woollum 17 STYLE POLICE LOG WEATHER Nego Gato African dance ensemble 21 CASEY BONDS Sawhill Gallery 21 police reporter Today Bebo Norman concert 23 Showers Three JMU students were reportedly injured during the pursuit High 62 Low 51 Oasis arts & crafts 27 judicially referred when an officer and suffered from bruised ribs. Box office report 29 reportedly spotted them carrying parking signs and a barricade cross In other matters, campus police High Low buck, which was concealed under report the following: FOCUS one of the subject's coats, on Nov. 4 Partly cloudy 64 34 at 2:36 a.m. on Bluestone Drive. 2 Skinnee J's 24-25 The signs and barricade were Rape Partly cloudy 56 34 reportedly stolen from a lot being • The hall staff of a residence hall Overcast reserved for football parking. reported that a rape reportedly 53 31 SPORTS The three students were charged occurred on Nov. 2 between 2:30 Partly sunny 52 31 with petty larceny, underaged and 2:40 a.m. CAA awards for men's soccer 33 consumption of alcohol, disorderly An officer reportedly determined conduct and noncompliance. that it was an acquaintance related Puppo & Dalton win The student carrying the incident involving alcohol. Both the ITA championship 33 barricade reportedly claimed that he MARKET WATCH suspect and the victim had Wednesday, Nov. 8,2000 Women's soccer wrap-up 35 was not carrying an ID and was not reportedly attended the same off- a JMU student. This subject then campus party. DOW JONES AMEX Football vs. Richmond 37 reportedly fled and was The investigation continues. apprehended near Ikenberry Hall. 45.12 1.53 Picks of the week 37 close: 10,907.06 close: 920.63 He was charged with obstruction of Underaged Possession of t 4 justice. Alcohol LIFESTYLES It was later discovered that all • Timothy A. Legendre, 19, of NASDAQ S&P 500 three of the subjects are students. Hampton, N.H. was arrested and 184.09 f 1.53 Comics 43 The arresting officer was close: 3,231.70 close: 1,409.28 4 see POLICE LOO page 7 Horoscopes 45

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• THURSDAY, NOV. 9, 2000 | THE BREEZE "We did an investigation ... which led to a search L To control the Capitol warrant." The elections decide which mmmftr VINCE HARLOW party will have majority 1111111111111111111111 Bridgewater Police Sgt. NEWS seepage 11 see below Student has more run-ins with the law BY MEGHAN MURPHY senior writer er, keyboard and library sign-in sheets. and displaying of child pornography whereas in Jan- Harlow said he was unable to comment on A JMU student was arrested and charged with elec- uary he was charged for setting up a meeting with a whether Chou had signed in to the library or logged minor over the Internet and then met with her, tronically transmitting and displaying sexually explicit on to a computer. according to Harlow. visual material involving an individual under the age of In addition to the felony, Chou was charged with 18. The student was arrested for a similar charge earlier Kim Haines, Massanutten Regional Library possession of sexually explicit visual material involv- spokesperson, said, "[WeJ will cooperate with authorities in the year. ing a youth and violation of the conditions of the Junior Brian Chou, 23, of Virginia Beach, was in any way we can in dealing with this matter. We are , bond from the past charges, both extremely disappointed that someone would use the arrested and charged with the felony Saturday misdemeanors. night. } facilities we provide the public for activities such as Mr. Harrisonburg Circuit Court dismissed Chou has allegedly engaged in." Chou allegedly committed the crime at the the latter of the two misdemeanors North River Public Library in Bridgewater. Harlow said Chou attended a bond hearing Monday when it was determined Chou was not morning and was denied bail but another hearing will Chou is being held without bail at the Rock- in violation of the bond terms. take place later in the week. ingham County Jail and was unavailable for Those terms list eight to 10 items comment. It is currently unknown when the hearing will including prohibiting Chou to frequent take place. Chou was identified by a patron of the a place accessible to minors. North River Public Library in Bridgewater, In addition to the charges concerning the Internet, In January, Chou was charged with Chou was charged with a misdemeanor Friday night Bridgewater Police Sgt. Vince Harlow said. The aggravated sexual battery of a child after firing an air rifle in Ashby Crossing. witness filed a complaint at the library and and taking irtdecent liberties with a reported the incident to the police on Friday. Chou is a former assistant coach for "Girls Jazz," the child. He is currently awaiting the trial Harrisonburg Soccer Club's youth team consisting of The witness also picked Chou out of a photo Brian Chou scheduled to take place Dec. 6 in cir- line up, Harlow said. girls ages 12 to 16. cuit court. . Chou is also a former member of the Delta Chi frater- "We did an investigation ... which led to a search The January charges are similar to the current warrant," Harlow said. nity. He was placed on inactive status and is no longer charges in that they involve the Internet and minors, affiliated with the fraternity, according to the Jan. 24, 2000 Police searched the library and confiscated a comput- however, the current charges involve the viewing issue of The Breeze. Organizations band together for greater good BY SOUTHERN SNOW contributing writer Wilson created ORC's Web board, which is the only one at JMU run completely by students. Students from more than 30 organizations After an organization has chosen a member as including WXJM, Alternative Spring Break, the their permanent ORC representative, that orga- Folk and Ballroom Dance Club and the Science nization will be given a login name. The repre- Fiction and Fantasy Guild came together Tues- sentatives will be able to post upcoming events day night for the first Organization Representa- and also request help from other organizations. tive Council (ORC) meeting of the year. The purpose of the Web board is to increase stu- ORC President Amy DiBenedetto, a junior, dent awareness about different organizations said the main goal of ORC is "to encourage an and to encourage groups to collaborate on fund environment where different organizations are raising and bringing in speakers. Only organiza- interacting." The idea for this group, DiBenedet- tions particpanting in the ORC can post on the to said, was born during the Student Govern- Web board. ment Association Student-to-Student relations DiBenedetto said she hopes that groups will week last year when the lack of unity between be able to raise more revenue by working togeth- JMU organizations was discussed. er instead of competing. Junior Sarah Reagan, ORC has recently been recognized as a representing the national business fraternity, group separate from the SGA because of the Alpha Kappa Psi, agreed that the Web board will efforts of officers DiBenedetto, sophomore Dan be "a good opportunity for clubs to interact and Fatton, sophomore Melissa Perry and juniors communicate with each other." Brittany Price and Geoff Wilson. They are now The end of each ORC meeting is reserved for encouraging members from any club, whether announcements from the representatives about officially recognized by the school or not, to their organizations. Perry, ORC's SGA liaison, join. said she hopes that by communicating informa- ORC will sponsor a speaker at each of their tion back to their organizations, representatives monthly meetings to give representatives skills will be able to "inform as many people as possi- they can take back to their respective organiza- ble about clubs and events." tions. DiBenedetto hopes that topics such as how Junior Erin Lynch, president of the Muslim to increase membership numbers and tips on Student Association, said it can be hard to let stu- fund raising will help organizations become dents know about activities, but ORC will help more efficient. with publicity. Junior Joe Hill, the SGA finance chairman, DiBenedetto said she was pleased with the spoke Tuesday night about how to ask for SGA turnout and is hoping to eventually organize a money. He gave tips on how to come up with a fund raiser for all groups participating in ORC. ANYASAMANAW|CZ/con/r;7>H/m/;p/io;<;«ro/j/i*A good annual budget and informed the audience Any students interested in representing their CHOOSE OR LOSE: Freshman Julie Mullen passes out literature on the steps that must be taken before presenting organization should contact DiBenedetto at dibe- encouraging voters to vote for Green Party candidate Ralph Nader the SGA with a request for money. [email protected]. Tuesday at a Harrisonburg voting location. 41 THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, NOV. 9, 2000 NEWS Oieol Atncftafi SmokKM tOOO "I'm Too Sony for Ihi/ Bull"

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At one Should Bush prevail, some improbability of the election I'm shocked by the fact that "I wasn't surprised, they pre- Democrats doubtlessly will point itself, was evident on Tuesday point, Bush's lead in Florida had this country is so polarized," said dicted it to be a close race," fresh- shrunk to just more than 600 a finger of blame at Green Party night at bw-3. Anthony Del Donna, an assistant man Jack Hodges said. "Neither nominee Ralph Nader. Nader, There, the battle for the votes out of 6 million votes cast, music history professor. "We're candidate seemed over-qualified a lead small enough to be wiped who drew more support from White House took on more of a experiencing a historic situation. for the job." Gore than from Bush, won Monday Night Football atmos- out by still-uncounted absentee Our generation is having the Others were more concerned enough votes in Florida, Oregon ballots or by a likely statewide phere than a presidential elec- opportunity to experience an and New Hampshire to hamper tion. With a packed house of pri- recount. Florida law requires an event tha* two generations ago the vice president's chance of automatic recount if the margin marily students, a great roar did with Kennedy [and] u winning those states. emerged when the sports bar's of difference is less than one-half Nixon." of one percent. The president we choose Nader failed, however, in his two giant-screen televisions It was the first time since a goal of capturing 5 percent of For the recount, an unknown switched from a National Hock- 1960 cliffhanger between isn 't necessarily going to the nationwide vote, which ey League game to CNN's cover- number of absentee ballots are Democrat John F. Kennedy and would have entitled his Green yet to be tallied in addition to the be the one that we want. age of the neck-and-neck race at Republican Richard Nixon that Party to federal campaign funds about 9:30 p.m. regular ballots. Some reportedly the outcome remained in 2004. will arrive during the next few — Paula Fitzgerald Senior Matt Hershey said he unknown late into the night. It senior Senior Paula Fitzgerald was surprised "just to see all of days from overseas, where hun- may even be the closest election agreed that Nader divided the dreds of military personnel — the people out at the bar drink- since 1880, when Republican left wing voters in the cam- ing beer were also concerned typically Republican voters — James Garfield edged Democ- paign. "The president we choose with what was going on in the have mailed their ballots. But rat Winfield Hancock by a mar- about the repercussions of the isn't necessarily going to be the others may come from Florida outside world." gin of 1^98 votes out of 9.2 mil- virtual tie. one that we want," she said. The cheers and groans that precincts with plenty of Democ- lion cast. "The competition makes me Nader's influence, combined ratic voters, the Gore camp said. filled the bar when various elec- Another controversy emerg- nervous because it's just too close with the inability of either Bush toral votes were awarded were If Bush wins Florida and ing from the election involves a for comfort," sophomore Mau- or Gore to pull away as the race therefore the election, it will like the sounds after a fourth claim by the Democrats that reen Shaw said. "I think there drew to a close, created the quarter touchdown. Some mark the first time since 1888 more than 3,000 Gore votes in will be a lot of conflict for the next unique scenario. that a candidate won the popular patrons distinguished tables Florida's Palm Beach County four years no matter who wins." "This is the most unusual between Republicans and vote but not the all-important were recorded as votes for third- Cheryl Talley, an assistant election I've seen in my lifetime," Democrats depending on peo- Electoral College vote. Gore was party candidate Patrick professor of psychology, said, John Woody, an associate profes- ple's apparent allegiances. ahead in the nationwide popular Buchanan because of oversized "We are so divided as a nation sor of Media Arts and Design, "I enjoyed the taunting vote count by almost 200,000 ballots whose lines were skewed. and that's what concerns me." said. "I was really thinking between the two political sides," votes Wednesday evening, a lead As of Wednesday evening, But she added that the close race [Gore] might pull through ... Hershey said. "We all had a team that no recount appears capable the Florida tally showed Bush reflected the dynamic nation that You couldn't write a script that we were routing for." of overturning. leading by less than 2,000 votes. democracy allows. "We're not a could beat that drama." Although the election was Despite the historically close homogeneous society, but we are The effect of the climatic SMAD 210 students, TMS Campus still too close to call on Wednes- figures, some students were not willing to accept whoever wins events were also visible on the and LA Times/Washington Post news day, plenty of reaction about shocked to wake up Wednesday because we always have the social scene. One unique effect, services contributed to this report.

POLICE LOG, from page 2 The ZBT brothers did not wish to pursue possession of a controlled substance on The unknown persons who turned in the the threats of violence charges. Nov. 5 at 2:47 a.m. In Wayland Hall. drum claimed that they had found it near charged with underaged possession of An officer was granted permission to the creek behind Mr. Chips. alcohol on Duke Drive on Nov. 4 at 1:23 am. Driving Under the Influence search on consent by a resident following a An officer reportedly observed two • Non-student Jabari H. Outtz, 23, of suspicious odor complaint. A film canister Injury subjects carrying Legendre before he Upper Marlboro, Md., was arrested and and a baggie both containing plant material • A mother of a student reportedly fell reportedly broke away and headed toward charged with his second offense of driving were recovered. backward on Lake Drive Bridge, striking her Mr. Chips and began vomiting. under the influence of alcohol and driving Charges are pending. head on Nov. 4 at 1:10 p.m. The assisting subjects reportedly fled on a revoked license on Nov. 5 at 1:22 am. The victim and her son were on their way when the officer approached the area. in the Godwin lot. Grand Larceny to the stadium when the accident occurred. • Brian A. Linger, 18, of Strasburg, was A 2001 Chevrolet Suburban was • A locked vehicle was reportedly broken She was transported to RHM by the arrested and charged with underaged reportedly traveling east on Bluestone Drive into and damaged in the Blue Ridge parking Clover Hill Rescue Squad and was later possession of alcohol on Nov. 4 at 1:30 by Hoffman Hall and Vamer House when it lot on Nov. 4 between 3 am. and 4:40 p.m. transported to MCV Hospital in Richmond a.m. crossed the yellow double lines and almost A "jimmy" tool was suspected to have by the Pegasus helicopter. An officer reportedly approached a car struck a police vehicle head on, then been used to break into the locked vehicle • The grandmother of a student was on Duke Drive near the Ikenberry service swerved right and hit a curb. The vehicle and damage was reportedly done to the reportedly injured while being transported drive where the subject was reportedly reportedly continued east, still swerving dash when the subject attempted to remove by her grandson on a scooter at the Godwin leaning in the window attempting to conceal across the double yellow line and entered a CD player. bus stop on Nov. 4 at 5:12 p.m. an opened beer bottle. G-lot the wrong way. Objects stolen include a Panasonic CD The grandmother reportedly lost her • Nicholas Adams, 19, of Downingtown, The police officer reportedly followed the player worth $700, assorted CDs worth footing when her pant leg became Pa., was arrested and charged with car from Hoffman Hall to G-lot where Outtz $500 and a CD case worth $5. Damage to entangled in the wheel assembly of the underaged possession of alcohol near was arrested for charges listed above. The the dash is estimated at $200. motorized Honda scooter. She reportedly Ikenberry Hall on Nov. 4 at 2:36 am. vehicle was impounded for 30 days as fell and struck her head on the scooter. mandated by law. Petty Larceny She refused to be transported by the Underaged Consumption of Alcohol Enterprise Leasing, which reportedly • A JMU student was judicially referred on rescue squad. • A student was judicially referred for owns the vehicle, appealed and the vehicle Nov. 5 at 3:31 am. on Port Republic Road underaged consumption of alcohol on Nov. was released to the Maryland firm due to a when an officer reportedly observed the Property Damage 4 at 1:30 a.m.on Duke Drive near the provision in the law following consultation student carrying a sign that read, "Phone • Unknown persons reportedly threw a Ikenberry service drive. with the commonwealth attorney. Card, 1 cent" rubber mounted model 34 signal light • Two students were judicially referred for • Elvis Reyes-Chevere, 30, of The subject reportedly dropped the sign through a window at the Health Center underaged consumption of alcohol at the Harrisonburg, was arrested and charged when he saw the officer and told him that between 5 p.m. on Nov. 3 and 7:50 am. on ZBT house on Nov. 4 at 2:58 am. with driving under the influence of alcohol he had stolen the sign from a gas Nov. 6. A call was received from the ZBT on Cantrell Avenue on Nov. 5 at 8:58 p.m. station/convenience store off Port Republic The estimated damage of the window is fraternity that two subjects had entered the The subject was reportedly observed Road. $200. ZBT house by means of the interconnecting swerving into the oncoming traffic lane door from the AKL fraternity house. The two about four feet across the center lane. Recovered Stolen Property Number of drunk in public charges since subjects reportedly threatened bodily harm • The Dumbek drum that was reportedly Aug. 28:39 and had been drinking. Both were identified Possession of a Controlled stolen from the PC Ballroom on Oct. 29 was upon the arrival of officers and one of the Substance turned in to the information desk at Warren Number of paring tickets issued between subjects is a resident of the AKL house. • A JMU student was judicially referred for Hall on Nov. 2. Oct. 30 and Nov. 5:709 NEWS 81 THE BREEZE | THURSDAY, NOV. 9,2000 GET IT NOW #%T PLAN 3!

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- NEWS THURSDAY, NOV. 9,2000 | THE BREEZE | 9 Hillary beats Lazio, takes New York Senator-elect Rodham Clinton to become only first lady to serve in U.S. Congress the last eight years. critics revived memories of her failed her," Marshall said. BYDAVID JACKSON "Issue after issue, she's in sync," Car- Knight-Ridder newspapers Conservative and liberal groups attempt to forge a national health-care across the country poured money into plan. They also cited investigations of roll said. "The negatives are honesty and NEW YORK — Hillary Rodham Clinton the race, seeking either a rejection or her role in the infamous Whitewater morality and ethics, whatever you want won her U.S. Senate race Tuesday, mak- extension of the Clinton legacy. land transaction and in the 1993 firings to call it." ing history while extending her family's Some Democrats began encouraging of the White House travel office staff. Throughout the campaign, Lazio political legacy for at least sfx years. the first lady shortly after Sen. Daniel Lazio's campaign sought to capitalize supporters and Republicans nationwide Clinton's win over U.S. Rep. Rick Patrick Moynihan (D-N.Y.) announced on the scandals, saying in one fund-rais- accused Clinton of using New York state Lazio would make her the only first lady his retirement in November of 1998. ing letter that his race could be summed for personal ambition. to serve in Congress. Clinton, who conducted a highly publi- up in six words: "I'm running against "She wants to be in the White The win completes an extraordinary cized "listening tour" of New York state, Hillary Rodham Clinton." House," said Connie Hayner, a book- political journey that began after her has actively cam- Some keeper from Schenectady. "It's all for husband was impeached but not con- paigned for 16 of the first power." victed for his efforts to conceal an extra- months. —a lady's sup- Hayner and other Lazio backers said marital affair. The first She has the same attitude as a man. porters said they liked his emphasis on lower taxes "She has had a rough life in the last lady's bid cap- Lazio spent and local control of schools. two years or so/' said hospital union tured the imagi- If she were a man, they woudn't say too much The president's shadow also loomed member Jose Matta, who recently heard nation of even time talking over the race. Some of his wife's critics the first lady speak at a hall near Times the most jaded she was too aggressive. about her accused her of helping the administra- Square. "She has come out of a very dif- New Yorker, rather than tion cover up a variety of misdeeds, especially when — Beryle Hart man introducing including his relationship with former ficult situation impeccably. She has run retired social worker, Jamaica, N.Y. a very good campaign." it looked like she himself. intern Monica Lewinsky. The first lady, the president and their would run Some criti- During the first Clinton-Lazio debate, daughter, Chelsea, voted early Tuesday against combat- » cized him as the first lady fielded a question about at a school in the suburb of Chappaqua. ive New York having "bul- her early contention that a "vast, right- "I feel good about the campaign City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani. lied" her during their first debate, wing conspiracy" had orchestrated the we've run,"Clinton told reporters. "You But Giuliani withdrew in May, after when the congressman crossed the Lewinsky allegations. Clinton denied know, we ended yesterday and we disclosing that he had prostate cancer stage to demand that the first lady sign having tried to mislead anybody, saying began it talking about the issues." The and a relationship with a woman other a written agreement to restrict cam- she was unaware of the relationship at president predicted another Clinton than his wife. paign spending. the time. victory, shouting to reporters: "You Some voters — including the first "Lazio is not giving us a platform," During another debate, a reporter can't put me down as undecided — lady of New York state, Libby Pataki — said Gladys Marshall, a retired teacher. asked Clinton why she stayed with her J'm there!" said the four-term House member suf- "He's doing dirty fighting. He's not husband. The first lady called that a pri- Lazio voted near his Long Island fered for the late start. She criticized telling us what he's going to do." vate family choice. home of Bay Shore. The four-term Giuliani on Tuesday for waiting so long As Marshall and others listened to Supporters said the first lady cam- House member described himself as the to drop out. Clinton speak recently at a community paigned as her own woman, noting that underdog, but predicted a backlash Clinton, meanwhile, visited all 62 center in Queens, they applauded her she dropped her last name to dub her against the idea of electing such a counties in the state. Like Sen. Charles calls for more federal assistance for campaign Hillary 2000. recent New York resident as Clinton to Schumer, who won New York's other education, health care and working "She has the same attitude as a the Senate. Senate seat two years ago, she spent families. They also lauded her com- man," said Beryie Hartman, a retired The campaigns and their supporters time in economically slumping areas of mand of the issues. social worker from Jamaica, N.Y. "If spent an estimated $78 million on a New York state, seeking to cut into tra- "She's caring, she's genuine, and she were a man, they wouldn't say she race that in many ways became a local ditional GOP majorities. she's not going to be easily swayed by was too aggressive. Those are the referendum on the political conflicts of Seeking to make character an issue, males who think they can dominate attributes you want." Deceased Gov. wins election in Missouri centage points behind the pace of Texas and campaign aide Chris Sifford, 37. Against a backdrop of flags flown at BY WILLIAM CLAIBORNE Gov. George W. Bush, who was project- Because Carnahan's death occurred half-staff and a succession of public trib- Washington Post ed to have won the state. so close to Election Day, his name utes to the dead governor, Ashcroft sus- CHICAGO-In one of the strangest As both camps anxiously awaited the remained on the ballot. Under Missouri pended his campaign, canceling all pub- elections in U.S. political history, Mis- final returns, Jean Carnahan said, "On law, if he received the most votes, Gov. lic appearances and withdrawing his souri Gov. Mel Carnahan (D), who was this night, let us pledge to each other we Roger Wilson (D) would make the Sen- television ads out of respect to Carnahan killed in a plane crash three weeks will never let the fire go out." ate appointment, and Wilson said the and his widow. ago, appeared to have defeated incum- Speaking to supporters, Ashcroft pre- seat would go to Jean Carnahan if she Jean Carnahan initially went into bent Republican John Ashcroft for the dicted he would win wanted it. seclusion and made no mention of suc- U.S. Senate. and blamed his trou- Suddenly the ceeding her husband. But the Mel Car- A near-record voter turnout - the bles on suspending -u Republicans, who nahan campaign began distributing lines were so long in St. Louis on Tues- his campaign after On this night, let us pledge to seemed to be glid- buttons that declared "I'm still with day that a state circuit judge ordered a Carnahan's death. ing toward a nar- Mel" and pins in the shape of a torch. three-hour extension of While at least two each other we will never let row Ashcroft re- Finally, two weeks after the plane balloting-seemed to have boosted people have won the fire go out. election, found crash, Jean Carnahan said she would chances of a narrow victory for the election to the House themselves on the accept the Senate appointment if Mis- Democrats and Carnahan's widow, Jean, posthumously, no — Jean Carnahan defensive in a souri voters picked her husband's name who has said she would take her hus- one has been elected widow of Senate-elect Mel Carnahan campaign laden over Ashcroft's. band's place if he wins the most votes. to the Senate after with sympathy for Ashcroft resumed his campaign With 83 percent of the state's voting death. Three widows » — the widow and with a statewide "Show Me Experi- precincts counted, Carnahan was lead- of congressmen cur- nostalgia for the ence" bus tour and television ads that ing Ashcroft by just under two-tenths of rently are members of the House, all popular Democratic governor and long- emphasized his years of public office in a percentage point, or only 38,800 votes winning special elections after their hus- time state official. contrast to Jean Carnahan, who has out of 2.1 million votes cast. bands died in office. Carnahan's supporters, who imme- never held office. A large backlog of votes still to be The Missouri election was thrown diately after the crash had concluded Ashcroft was careful never to counted in St. Louis bode well for Car- into turmoil on Oct. 16 when a small that any hopes of defeating Ashcroft directly challenge the widow, instead nahan, whose lead began to appear plane carrying Carnahan to a campaign and gaining a vital seat in the Senate saying that Jean Carnahan had been insurmountable as the night wore on. rally crashed outside St. Louis. Carna- were lost, started speaking optimistical- kind to hinvand had spoken favorably For most of last night, the incumbent han, 66, was killed, along with his son, ly of "something important going on" of* his record on welfare reform and Republican was running several per- Roger, 44, who was piloting the plane, among voters. education. 10 |THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, NOV. 9,2000 NEWS he University Program Board and the Health Center present: W O V W\ II I T

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NEWS THURSDAY, Nov. 9,2000 | THE BREEZE |11 Students oppose elimination of teams SGA, from page 1 more mainstreamed group of athletic teams against the Only after the bill was introduced Parking Services existing broad-based athletic program. There are current- agreed to meet to yesterday to discuss the issue. presented to all levels of the administration with copies ly 27 programs (14 women's, 13 men's). Some senators and representatives suggested refrain- of the petition. He said the bill is a rallying point for Arts and Letter Sen. Connie Maxwell said she val- ing from passing the bill until the meeting. SGA and will be their top priority. The bill will also act ues the diversity represented by JMJJ's broad-based Senior Andy Oh, a senior class special representa- as a method to recruit more support from parents, athletic program. tive, said he was concerned about voting for the bill donors and alumni. "Our diversity in athletics is viewed as an asset," without input from Parking Services. He suggested "This is just a beginning in a sense," he said. Maxwell said. tabling the bill until after Clementson's meeting with Discontinuing eight athletic programs is under consid- Many other senators voiced similar opinions. parking authorities. eration in order to comply with Title IX requirements and "I want to be part of a university that encourages "It is dangerous for us to vote with one side of the to more effectively use the university's athletic resources. diversity and puts the interests of the students first," Arts argument," Oh said. 'Time won't hurt us." The women's archery, fencing, and gymnastic teams and Letters Sen. Joe Hill said. Other members encouraged the timely passing of and the men's archery, gymnastics, swimming, tennis Senior Steve Reynolds, a member of the men's gym- the bill. and wrestling teams are at risk of elimination. nastic team, was one of six student athletes to speak in "There is much more strength having a bill of opinion Sullivan and a vast majority of SGA members believe favor of the bill. going into the meeting," Rep. Amy DiBenedetto said. there are other means of bringing JMU in compliance "Title IX was intended to create equity," Reynolds Arts and Letters Sen. David Mills urged SGA to vote with Title IX, which requires the percentage of male and said. "We are eliminating opportunity." with their constituents in mind. female athletes to correspond to the student body's gen- He urged SGA to pass the bill on behalf of the student "This is the opinion of the students," he said. "It is our der ratio. athletes present at the meeting. duty to reflect that opinion." Possible alternatives to eliminating the athletic pro- After hearing unopposed support of the bill, the sen- The majority of the SGA passed the bill with 43 in grams include redistributing funding from other pro- ate voted unanimously to pass the bill. favor, one against and 11 abstentions. grams, placing a participation cap on higher profile The bill will be referred to the Executive Council for sports and increasing student fees. approval before submission to Bourne. Legislative Action Committee plans trip In a 1.5-hour meeting with Bourne on Tuesday The SGA Legislative Action Committee announced morning, Sullivan said discussion focused on the eight Bill supports unrestricted parking privileges the issues on its agenda for its annual lobbying trips teams suspected to be recommended for elimination, A second Bill of Opinion, which called for the rein- scheduled in the spring semester. giving more validity that those will be the teams tar- statement of unrestricted parking privileges for students College of Business Sen. Stephen Moss introduced a geted for elimination. who are senior members of the Harrisonburg Rescue resolution to gain SGA approval on four issues the com- "[Bourne] wasn't denying it was those eight teams," Squad, also passed. mittee plans to lobby for in Richmond. Sullivan said. Unrestricted parking privileges for squad members Funding for renovations to Harrison, Miller, Godwin The funds collected by eliminating the teams will be could decrease response times to emergencies. and Cleveland halls, construction of CISAT A3, salary invested back into existing athletic programs and "The extra minutes this bill will save can make the dif- and operation funds to hire 68 additional faculty and staff Bourne frequently used the football and men's basket- ference in the life of someone in an emergency," said and improvements in technology infrastructure will be ball programs as examples of teams that would benefit, sophomore Scott Stein, a senior member of the Harrison- the focus of the committee's lobbying agenda. Sullivan said. burg Rescue Squad. "Right now we are primarily dealing with budget » Education and Psychology Sen. Catie Campbell said, Unrestricted parking privileges for senior members issues," Moss said. "There are colleges all over mat are doing things a lot dif- were revoked this semester by Parking Services with little The bill passed unanimously. ferent than cutting teams." explanation for the decisioa Members of the Legislative Action Committee will At other universities forced to meet Title IX complian- Converse and Spotswood Hall Sen. David also meet with Virginia's Secretary of Education and the cy, increases in student fees have ranged from $10 to $108 Clementson, who introduced the measure last week, said Chief of Staff for Lieutenant Governor John Hager to dis- per semester to sustain existing athletic programs. he contacted Parking Services to discuss reinstating the cuss issues concerning JMU next week. Ultimately, the decision by the Board will weigh a privilege before drafting the bill but received no response. GOP likely to stay in control of the Hill their advantage would remain slim, but that their num- most conservative members of the chamber, was locked BY SCOTT CANON Knight-Ridder newspapers bers might grow to about 225. in the tightest of races with the late Democratic Gov. After the election neither side, however, stood in Mel Carnahan. The governor, his son and a longtime KANSAS CITY, Mo. Republicans appeared poised early position to muscle through a broad legislative agenda or aide died in an Oct. 16 plane crash. today to stay atop Capitol Hill, but without strengthen- sweeping government reforms when the politicians con- Carnahan's death came too late to remove his name ing their position much. vene a new Congress in January. from the ballot. Roger Wilson, who rose to the gover- Democrats gained ground in the Senate, weakening "If you're opposed to the status quo and want to see nor's job, has said if Carnahan won he would appoint the GOP's majority. And depending on returns from a ton of legislation working its way through the Con- the late candidate's widow, Jean Carnahan, to that seat. places such as Missouri, Nebraska and Montana, they gress, you're in for a big disappointment," said John Meantime, Democrats found themselves facing the could gain the slightest of majori- Hibbing, a University of Nebras- prospect of winning for losing. Joe Lieberman ran for, ties. In the highest-profile race, ka professor and author of "Con- and won Tuesday, election to the Senate from Connecti- Democrats defended a Democra- -a gress as Public Enemy: Public cut. But his election to vice president would allow the tic seat in New York when first The numbers are just too close to Attitudes toward Political Insti- Republican governor of the state to name someone from lady Hillary Rodham Clinton tutions." the GOP to that seat for a two-year term. defeated Rep. Rick Lazio. give either party the ability to "The numbers are just too In the House, the Republicans held a 13-seat advan- In the House, more than a $1 close to give either party the abil- tage in the current Congress. Of the House seats, politi- billion spent on 435 races led to a just go ahead and have its way. ity to just go ahead and have its cal professionals considered less than 10 percent to be small advance for the Republi- way." seriously contested. — John Hibbing The results in the rest are virtually fixed district cans. The GOP gained seats in professor, University of Nebraska In New York, Hillary Rod- Virginia, Pennsylvania and New ham Clinton moved from presi- boundaries that dictate one party or the other is des- York even as it lost a spot in » dential partner to political head- tined to win well before the first yard sign is planted. Oklahoma. The chances that U.S. liner. The remaining minority of House elections turned on Rep. Richard Gephardt of Missouri would take control "You came out and said issues and ideals matter," any number of factors, more often determined by partic- of the speaker's gavel, contingent on multiple upsets in Clinton told supporters Tuesday night after Lazio con- ular matchups than national issues repeated from coast Californian, seemed likely lost. ceded. "Thank you, New York. Thank you for opening to coast. In the Senate, Republicans held a 54-46 edge heading up your minds and hearts." "I don't think we really had a national congressional into the election and were at a disadvantage because the Her race started out as a clash of titans between her race," said Darrell West, a political science professor at GOP had 19 seats to protect while Democrats had 14 up and popular New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani. When Brown University. "The national cross-currents were too for election. As votes were being counted, Republicans Giuliani was diagnosed with cancer, Lazio, years tricky, the Republicans were afraid of being demonized were on course to win at least 50 seats, Democrats at younger and much more unknown, took the GOP ban- for (President Clinton's) impeachment process, and the least 47. ner. Clinton, who had stumbled at times in the polls, Democrats were never quite sure how strong a candi- The House Republicans entered the election with a was able to beat Lazio and make history. date Al Gore was going to be." 222-209 edge and were expected to lose at least a few Missouri had what was easily the most unusual con- Early results showed lirtle turnover in contested seats because they had more incumbents retiring than test in the country. seats, certainly nothing to suggest Gephardt was on his the Democrats. Instead, incomplete returns suggested Republican Sen. John Ashcroft, at times among the way to the speakership. 12 | THE BREEZE! THURSDAY, NOV. 9,2000 NEWS

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Editor Giiu Montefusco Managing editor Alison Manser Ads manager Hay lie Lum Photo director Carrie Kllnker News editor Jen Bonds News editor Tom Steinfeldl Asst. news editor Richard Sakshaug Opinion editor Steve Glass Style editor Julie Sproesser Focus editor Amanda Capp Asst. style/focus editor Meghan Murphy Sports editor Andrew Tufts Asst. sports editor Travis Clingenpeel Copy editor Jennifer Surface Asst. copy editor Kristen Petro Photo editor Xris Thomas HOUSE EDITORIAL Photo editor Cindy Tinker Graphics editor Ryan Pudloski Eliminating eight teams leaves many asking why Advisers Flip DeLuca Alan Neckowitz Never before has the choice includes the women's archery team, Where will the resources and funds between right and wrong been which has been the national champion saved from eliminating these programs so obvious. The Nov. 6 issue of the past two years, the men's archery go? What about underclassmen who EDITORIAL POLICY The Breeze reported that eight JMU athlet- team, which was the national champion came to JMU to participate in athletic ic programs are in danger of being elimi- in 1999, the women's gymnastics team, programs that are on the bubble? And The house editorial reflects the opinion of the nated. which won first place in the Eastern Col- why, with all of these students involved, editorial board as a whole, and is not The fate of these programs may lie in lege Athletic Conference last year, and were no single coaches or players con- necessarily the opinion of any individual staff the hands of the Board of Visitors, who the men's wrestling team, which was the tacted while the committee was doing its member of the Breeze. will likely vote after recommendations CAA champ the past two years. study? from Athletic Director Jeff Bourne and EDITORIAL BOARD: Many of the same people who are ask- Gina Montefusco... editor JMU President Linwood Rose in January. ~u ing these questions are also doing some- Alison Manser ... managing editor Feedback from students, athletes and ... the careers of nearly thing about it. As of Wednesday, approx- Steve Glass ... opinion editor alumni, which has overwhelmingly been imate 2,300 people had signed a school- in support of the teams, will also be con- 150 student athletes wide petition on behalf of the student sidered. Letters to the editor should be no more than are in jeopardy... athletes who are on the teams on the 500 words, columns should be no more than Centennial Sports Committee Chair Al brink of elimination. The SGA "drafted a 800 words, and both will be published on a Menard said in the Nov. 6 article that the Bill of Opinion that calls for the rejection space available basis. They must be delivered to purpose of the committee was to study )>— of 'recommendations to discontinue The Breeze by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Fnday. athletics in general and determine ways existing athletic programs including but The Breeze reserves the right to edit for clarity for improvement. Specifically, this means Now the careers of nearly 150 student not limited to the eight teams/" accord- and space. how to "improve the university's use of athletes are in jeopardy, and many are The opinions in this section do not necessarily ing to the Nov. 6 article. athletic resources..." Unfortunately, asking why. Why would JMU take away reflect the opinion of the newspaper, this staff, In the face of opposition from so many or James Madison University. improving the use of athletic resources such successful programs that have given to a plan that is only in its "recommenda- might mean eliminating eight very suc- this university athletic and student diver- tion stage," isn't it obvious what the right cessful athletic programs. That list sity and a winning tradition? thing to do is? Spotlight Question: Who do you think is going to win the election?

"Bush, "I would have "I always thought unfortunatly "/ want Gore to predicted Bush Bush would win, but it seems due to ignorance all along, / win. of voters on like both have a didn't think it possibility, Bush issues such as would be this abortion." close." doesn't have the CAMPU mental capacity. Amy Kurzban Michael Dove SPOTLIGHT Trisha Field Claudia Ayala BECKY GABMEUslaff photographer sophomore, theatre sophomore, theatre sophomore, psychology junior, political science OPINION THURSDAY, NOV. 9, 2000 I THE BREEZE I ID BREEZE READER'S VIEW RUSTY CARLOCK School of Americas committing human rights violations around the world According to the 1993 United Nations in recent Latin American history. SOA where they produce their products. Often, 2,000 of those protesters chose to walk ille- Truth Commission on El Salvador, in graduates have been found responsible their manufacturing facilities are run gally onto the property of the Army base December of 1981 a group of soldiers sys- for hundreds of murders, tortures and under "sweatshop" conditions where as an act of civil disobedience. Many of the tematically tortured and executed the rapes since the school's inception. The workers receive slave wages and toil protesters were arrested. Since 1990, 50 entire civilian population in the small SOA has trained such notoriously corrupt under horrid conditions. people have collectively served 30 years of town of El Mozote. These soldiers execut- and murderous dictators as Manueal Nor- When workers try to organize unions, prison time for nonviolent acts to expose ed men, women, and 130 children under iega of Panama and Guillermo Rodriguez they are discouraged by threats of vio- SOA violence. The protests have lead to the age of 10. The executions were carried of Ecuador. lence from the military. The SOA manuals hundreds of organizations to call for the out with American-made M-16 rifles and The Pentagon asserts that the SOA that were declassified in 1996 stated that closure of the SOA. These organizations 10 of the 12 officers responsible for the mission is one of democracy and a war the military should view union organiz- range in diversity from the U.S. Presbyter- massacre were graduates of the United against drugs. But like any school, the ers as subversives. In extreme cases, such ian Church to the National Organization States' School of the Americas (SOA). SOA must be judged by the results of its as that of the three labor unionists mur- of Veterans for Peace. On Jan. 21, 1998, Guatemalan Bishop instruction. After intense pressure from dered in San Salvador by three SOA The U.S. government has begun to rec- Juan Gerardi was bludgeoned to death religious groups in September 1996, the graduates, the military has executed ognize the efforts of the protesters. Several with a brick only two days after he had Pentagon released seven Spanish-lan- would-be union organizers, according to times during the last decade, the House of issued a report that implicated the guage training manuals used at the SOA the UN. Truth Commision. Representatives has voted on legislation Guatemalan military in many human until 1991. The New York Times stated, These targeted murders keep sweat- that would end funding ($10 to $20 mil- rights violations. Guatemalan Col. Byron "Americans can now read for themselves shop workers from organizing for better lion annually) for the SOA. Recent votes in Disrael Lima Estrada was arrested, along some of the noxious lessons the United working conditions. In response to the tar- the House to close the SOA have been with his son, for the murder. Col. Estrada States Army taught thousands of Latin geted attack against organized labor by very close due to increased grassroots and is a graduate of the SOA. Americans ... (The SOA manuals] recom- SOA graduates, the AFL-CIO has officially religious opposition. Representative What is the School of the Americas? mended interrogation techniques like tor- called for the closure of the SOA. Joseph Moakley (D-Mass.) has lead the The SOA is a U.S. Army military ture, execution, blackmail and arresting In 1990, 12 people affiliated with the fight against the SOA in the House. training center in Fort Benning, Ga. that the relatives of those being questioned." Catholic Church recognized the correla- In May, the House approved legislation trains Latin American soldiers in com- An important target of atrocities by the tion of SOA graduates to human rights that changed the name of the School of the bat, counter-insurgency, and counter- SOA is organized labor. The Pentagon violations. These 12 people, lead by the Americas. The House Bill closed the SOA narcotics tactics. Pentagon officials claim asserts that the SOA trains Latin American Rev. Roy Bourgeois, fasted and prayed in and simultaneously reopened the School that the SOA is strategically important soldiers to support U.S. economic inter- protest at the gates of the SOA in Ft. Ben- under a new name: The Defense Institute to the United States as a foreign policy ests. American economic interests include ning, Ga. Their protest was the beginning for Hemispheric Security Cooperation. because it supports short- and long-term American corporations that lower produc- of a grassroots movement that would Opponents of the SOA say that the name U.S. economic, political and military tion costs by exporting their manufactur- become the largest U.S. act of civil disobe- change is an obvious pentagon PR cam- interests in Latin America. Since 1947 ing facilities throughout Latin America. dience since the Vietnam War. Since 1990, paign designed to placate protesters. the SOA has trained nearly 60,000 Latin These corporations, such as GAP, Wal- people have gathered to protest at the American soldiers. Mart and Nike, among others, benefit gates of the SOA every November and , Many of these soldiers have committed from little or no environmental and labor each year the number of protesters grows. • some of the worst human rights violations laws in the Latin American countries Last year there were 12,000 people and see SOA, page 17

Pat... Dart... A "thanks-for-your-kindness-and-hospitality" pat to Darts Gail and Danny O'Donnell for providing my mother A "thanks-for-all-your-help" dart to a certain depart- and I with a place to stay on Parents Weekend when we ment head who responded to faculty and students' con- couldn't get reservations in a hotel. cerns about creating a job database to help students net- Sent in by a grateful sophomore who will never again work by saying he is "running a learning institution, not and Pats underestimate the kindness of strangers and really a job placement service." Sent in by a soon-to-be-graduating in December stu- Darts & Pats are submitted anonymously and appreciates the fact that you went out of your way to make us feel at home. dent who watches her Zane Showker roomies interview printed on a space-available basis. Submissions a few times a week and wonders why her department are based upon one person's opinion of a given has left her intimidated about entering the real world. situation, person or event and do not necessarily reflect the truth. Pat... A "the-purple-and-gold-balloon-march-rocked" to the members of Madison Society for their decorations and Pat... school spirit throughout Parents Weekend. A "thanks-for-saving-my-a@#" pat to the girl who sits Sent in by a Madison Society member who is proud to next to me in SCOM for lending me her notes during work with such dedicated and hard-working people. the video. You probably saved my grade. Sent in by a grateful classmate who has missed the past three classes and didn 't know what was going on Dart... or how she was going to catch up. A "leam-how-to-ride" dart to the girl who crashed her bicycle into mine, flipping me over my handlebars onto Dart... my back. A "there's-a-reason-it's-called-your-'personal life'" Sent in by a bloody and sore biker who realizes it was dart to all of those cheesy couples who have been sub- an accident, but thought you could at least have said jecting us to their mushy romance pats for the past cou- sorry. ple of weeks. Sent in by four bitter junior girls who think that Mon- day mornings are tough enough without your cutesy Pat... love notes.

A "what-would-1-do-without-you" pat to my friend Brenden who ran to the bookstore 15 minutes before my midterm to buy me a blue exam book so I could Dart... spend the last few minutes cramming. A "please-have-mercy" dart to D-hall, Market One, Sent in by a thankful sophomore who is glad you and Dukes, who have always carried soy milk but don't joined the marching band this year so she could get to bother to anymore. E-mail darts and pats to [email protected] know you better and really considers you the best guy From a lactose-intolerant senior who is sad from eat- friend she has ever had. ing dry cereal everyday. 161 THE BREEZE| THURSDAY, NOV. 9, 2000 OPINION LIVE FROM WILf ON HALL IT'f f ATURDAY NICUT LIVE!

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FROM THE WIRE BRETT WINGEIER Tulane University student digests the joys of Java There's a magnetic poetry set on my columns at 200 words per shot. Point is, it Brothers and sisters in Joe, we know in. Rue de la Course, Java Grotto, the fridge. It's the coffee edition, full of was probably inevitable that I'd write coffee promotes staunch moral character. Neutral Ground, even (God help me) words like "brew," "java," "arabica" and about coffee at some point. Pull up a java It builds strong bones and healthy bodies. Starbucks if necessary. But not every joint "roasted." It's got all the usual magnetic and join me. More commonly, though, it's used to stay with an espresso machine can pretend to racy bits: "Brew my hot Colombian joy, Friends, I wasn't always this enlight- awake. Soon enough I learned that coffee greatness. The rules are complex. Wood you sexy barista." And it encourages ened. As the Apostle Joe said in his letter could be the key to a superhuman sched- paneling is good; fluorescent lights are semi-religious caffeinated rhapsody on to the Sumatrans, "When I was a child, I ule. At the time I was rowing, waking bad. Starving artists good; lunching lady short notice. drank as a child." It was the stuff my par- every day in the dark. I'd trudge into my realtors bad. Punk folk good; samba bad. Brothers and sisters, the coffee of the ents drank — weak, and instant — during 8 a.m. class, covered in mud, and prompt- Octuple shots and bagels are good; day is organic Sumatran. There are exotic boring conversations with other adults. ly fall asleep. I had tried everything: Lavazza lattes and focaccia are a crime stains all over my journal, and when my Occasionally, in high school, I found that chewing gum, food, sitting in the front against humanity. They shall be cast into laptop computer warms up it smells very the vile stuff kept me awake precisely row. But only those chocolate covered the pit of used espresso grounds. Can you slightly like Kenya AA. I've owned 14 because I hated it so. I made it through an espresso beans would do the trick. I could say "Hallelujah?" jumbo insulated mugs. I own six coffee- entire year of college with the false solace make my PJ's run at 10:30, stay up until 2 Hallelujah, brother. Friends, we know making devices. When none are avail- of Pepsi and Jolt. a.m., and live through my classes until the story of Kaldi, the goat herder who able, filtering is nice but not mandatory. I I began to see the lighraT V). It was my evening energy kicked in. 1 can sleep discovered coffee, lo! these many years have found coffee beans in my pockets after one of those failed dates where you when I'm dead, I said. Hallelujah, brother; past. Let his spirit now come upon us. Let while looking for change. Can you say spent two hours trying to think of some- sleep was for the weak. us go forth and open coffeehouses with "Hallelujah?" thing interesting to say. I still wasn't Of course, I've since matured in my silly names like "Daily Grind." Let us go Hallelujah, brother. I've carried a full ready to admit that we had absolutely attitude toward the heavenly brew. Most- forth and war against tea. Let us put our coffee mug, lidded, for 20 miles ... on a nothing in common. We hit PJ's on ly, I think, because my body has drawn faith in the dark roast and the espresso motorcycle ... in my jacket pocket. In Maple, but it was too little, too late. Even the line. It happens in your mid-20s, grind. strange cities, I test my ability to find cof- iced mocha couldn't save us from another whether you like it or not. One three hour Cup without end, amen. Let us brew. feehouses without a map or directory. hour of awkwardness. Eventually she night, and I'm wrecked unless I can catch I've called New York, from my car in went home. I drank four more coffees and up the next. So I'm forced to concentrate Amarillo, Texas, to have a friend find me directed smoldering glances at the wall. on quality and not quantity. This column appeared in the Oct. 3, 2000 a coffeehouse on the Internet. I drive at a From my pain came joy. And, my caffeinated brethren, that's issue of the Tulane University's neivspaper, hundred miles to the cup. I write my I was converted. where the coffeehouse experience comes the Hullabaloo. School of Americas protestors should express concerns an unacceptably strong propensity to elected representative and ask him or and some impassioned letters to help SOA.from page 15 return to their countries and commit her to support HR 732, Rep. 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Your contributions were the key to the success of Depression Education Week- 2000. THURSDAY, NOV. 9, 2000 I THE BREEZE | 21 Reflections off Self Bebo Norman's inspirational music "I can already see a greater vitality and heart-felt words about faith and from the community." £ life enchanted an audience at Court PHILIP JAMES Square Theatre Sunday. OASIS PRESIDENT &4 See story page 23 See story page 27 'Dance to the music' of Nego Gato

BY TONI DUNCAN outfit made entirely out of straw to long contributing writer billowy skirts of red and blue, the cloth- Boom. Boom. Thump-de-thump. Echoing ing ensembles gave the dances an addi- off the walls in Wilson Hall, the drum- tional authentic touch. beats created infectious rhythms that left Each dance had its own prop that no person sitting still. the dancer used in his or her perfor- The performance of the Nego Gato mance. The most interesting was the African Brazilian Music and Dance warrior and his sword. Ensemble on Monday combined dance, Slicing and stabbing the air, the per- chanting and martial arts to the pulsating former actually made it appear as though sound of African percussion. he was fighting someone. The hunter, Sponsored by the University Pro- accompanied by a long bow, emerged gram Board, the performance gave an from the audience, giving the illusion he insight into a culture unseen on cam- was stalking his prey. pus. The five performers, four of whom Some felt the headpieces and masks are from El Salvador, explained their took away from the performance. "I felt customs in both English and their that by not seeing their faces inhibited the native tongue. dancing," senior Amy Williams said. Freshman Linsey Mayhew said the "You couldn't see their facial expressions program Was "an enlightening experi- and it makes the dancing appear more ence. It was an introduction into a culture cautious as if there trying to make sure ROBERT NATTI'senior photographer I've never seen before. It was a blast!" their pieces don't fall off." The Nego Gato Dance and Music Ensemble lit Wilson Hall up with fiery costumes Each dance had its own rhythm While the costumes were great, it was and drum heaths that encouraged audience members to get up and dance. reflecting its particular mood and mes- the dancing that stole the show. At times sage. Senior Shannon Rorrer liked the fact the dance appeared modem with a strong during battles. By walking on their their seats while others — students and ' that "each dance had a purpose." ballet influence as shown through the fast hands, these dancers used strength and children alike — did the samba, twirls The ensemble first performed spiritu- paced, yet controlled turns and tour jetes. balance as they "fought" each other. They and shimmies on stage, finishing in a al dances. Representing the power of It was amazing how fast the dancers feet incorporated kicks, flips, cartwheels, huge Conga line. "It was very entertain- health and the ocean, these dances moved across the stage. somersaults and break-dance moves that ing," senior Justin Sullivan said. "Good moved to a slow beat. The warrior, storm During the martial arts number, a were a lot more impressive than your show. Good performance. It got people and lightening dances were accompa- favorite of many, the dancers showed off common handstand. moving." nied by fast pace movements and a beat their acrobatic skills. This particular The performers were personable to The accumulation of music, danc- quicker than one would think humanly dance reflected the ancient their audience which made it an enjoy- ing and the fact that it was a whole possible. African-Brazilian belief that a person's able evening. Audience members were other experience caused the audience The native outfits added another daz- hands are only to be used for creative told to "not just sit there but move it!" and Wilson Hall to rock along with zling visual effect. Varying from a primal endeavors, which left the feet for fighting Some clapped more conservatively in the ensemble. Faculty exhibit offers variety of works

BY JEANINE GAJEWSKI may recognize the underlying photograph, staff writer that was taken on the quad. With its wide variety of media and stylis- "I photograph a lot of architectural and tic approaches, the JMU Art Faculty Exhibi- urban scenes throughout the U.S.," said tion annually displays recent and award- Diop, who has exhibited her work in the winning work by members of JMU's School JMU Art Faculty Exhibition since she came of Art and Art History. here in 1989. "I often incorporate elements "Anyone coming to the exhibit will find that relate to city planning.. .to show how something of interest," said Stuart Downs, we bring our surroundings into reality from director of the Sawhill Gallery. our conceptual plans." The featured collection includes a mix of The annual JMU Art Faculty Exhibition media as well as scholarly publications rep- is a tradition dating back at least 40 years, resenting 24 faculty members. according to former Director of the "One reason this exhibit is always Sawhill gallery, David Diller. Before the popular is because of its variety of School of Art and Art History moved to media, ranging from painting and draw- its current location in Duke Hall, the ing, to sculpture, ceramics, photography gallery was housed in Alumnae Hall. "Of and graphic and interior design," course, we were a much smaller faculty in Downs said. those days," Diller said. Each department contributed to the col- With a larger, more diverse faculty lection. Faculty members brought unique comes new and exciting programs, specialization and stylistic techniques. including computer animation. Associate Pieces are abstract and realistic, conceptu- professor of art and art history, Peter Rat- al and figurative. ner, exhibits both in his video, "Dream- Corinne Diop, a Studio Arts professor of er," and his book, "Mastering 3D Anima- photography, combines digital and tradi- tion," which was reviewed in the latest AUDREY WOOD/jCTiior photographer tional photography with acrylic paint in issue of Montpelier. Professor William Wlghtman's "Defaced Mb" (I to r) and -Convection," by professor "Recompostion, With One Hand." Students see FACULTY, page 31 BettVcatabria are on dsplay in MM Gallery's JMU Art Faculty exhibition. STYLE 221 THE BREEZE | THURSDAY, NOV. 9,2000

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Weaving a web of intricate psy- chological inflection, the show focuses The Biltmore around Peter, a typi- cal suburban family Deejayi Thursday man who tries to help Nate Clendenom Wednesday Jerry, a social hermit he meets on a park bench. "The Zoo Story" runs through Saturday with shows CALHOUN ' s, at 8 p.m. nightly and a special 5 p.m. Shakes Thursday. 8 p.m. show on Saturday. Calhoun s Jazzi Friday. 8 p.m. SARAH PRATTIcontribuling photogrupher JMU Jaxai Tuesday. 8 p.m. Bart Delaneyi Wednesday. 8 p.m. BY KELLY MANION forward questions that come to portrayal of Jimmy, while the tall contributing writer reveal Peter as a typical suburban and lean Donnelly, with his passive, For any animal lovers out there, family man. sarcastic manner, seems to be a cross be warned, "The Zoo Story," at The- Jerry's life proves to be the exact between Dennis Hopper and the atre II, is more concerned with what opposite, as he details to his captive "Politically Incorrect" Bill Mahr. FINNIGAN'S COVE is going on with the human persua- audience of one the minute details Accordingly, Donnelly is more sion of the animal family than those of his "laughably small" apartment calm, mellow version of Peter, while Walonat Friday. 10 p.m.. $3 found behind bars in a zoo. and further relays the past difficul- Ogle seems a bit more high-strung. Jimmy Oi Tuesday. 10 p.m.. $3 ties of his life — ranging from his Though the majority of the play Todd Schlabachi Wednesday. 10 p.m. $3 parents dying When he was very runs smoothly, there are a couple of REVIEW youog to his having to cope with the instances and ideas that are a bit fact that he is homosexual. It is soon confusing and thus disconnect the With only two characters, junior clear why he has become the intro- audience from the action of the play Dave's Taverna Derek Donnelly and freshman Will spective social hermit that he is. itself if just for a moment. Ogle, who alternate their roles each But it is the unusual neighbors who One of these is the topic of Jerry's performance, and a bare minimum take residence around him, most homosexuality, something he Gregg Wardi Tuesday. 8 p.m. of scenery, this seemingly simple specifically his "fat, ugly, drunken, declares early on but then later Jazzi Wednesday, 8 p.m.. 15, play is surprisingly complex. useless" excuse for a land lady and alludes to the fact that he gets Through sheer conversation, the her ferocious black dog with whom around a lot with the ladies. two men are able to convey to the Jerry has cultivated a very unique Though the ending of the play is audience the many intricacies of relationship. highly dramatic, for some reason it human nature and the various inter- Perhaps the play should have doesn't seem too jarring following the Maintfree* tar < $rlU actions that a person experiences been called "The Dog Story," for it is exchange we've been presented with. that make a person who they are. the tale of "Jerry and the dog," that "The Zoo Story" may not teach Papa Funk CD Release Partyi Saturday. $5 From the beginning, when we helps pull the various elements of you much about life in the animal kingdom , per se, but it certainly Open Mic Nightt Tuesday. 12 see Peter calmly reading on a bench the play together. in Central Park, it becomes clear that Both actors do a very good job of gives insight into the inner work- Stable Roots and The Burning Dirty Bandi he is a logical, upstanding person. portraying these two extremely dif- ings of the human mind and pro- Wednesday. $7. $5 with Student ID At the other end of the spectrum is ferent characters. It is impossible to vides a glimpse of human interac- Jerry, a free-spirit with obvious say whether one actor is better than tion that conveys the message that social ineptitudes who, following an the other, they both lend such differ- any one of these brief episodes can afternoon at the zoo, decides that he ent qualities to the characters of be deeply impacting forever. The Little Grill wants to really get to know Peter. Peter and Jerry. With the help of his "The Zoo Story" runs through As Jerry paces hastily around unruly brown hair and small frame, Saturday with performances at 8 him throughout the performance, he Ogle lends a bit of Bill Murray a la p.m. and a special 5 p.m. show Sam Edisom Friday. 9 p.m.. 12 asks Peter a great deal of straight "What about Bob"to his agitated on Saturday. David Rovicsi Saturday. 9 p.m.. $3

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Bunny suits, stripteasing "The Best," "Sargeant Stilletto," guitarists and political "Gas Grill" and "718." commentary were among The band, with their intense the antics running amuck on but comfortable stage presence, Sunday night as Brooklyn's 2 also made a point to get the Skinnee J's rocked the stage in audience involved in the show Godwin Hall's Sinclair with synchronized "dancing" Gymnasium. and catching the occasional "These are not the J's you're crowd-surfing wave. looking for," chanted vocalists J "I just want to dedicate this Guevara and Special J as the song to these kids right here," rock / rap / funk / ska band Guevara shouted, marauded the stage to the intro pointing to a of Michael Jackson's "Thriller." group of kids Whipping the crowd into a fren- wearing pleather, zy after an energizing set by sequins and We're deft Richmond's Infectious feather boas. Organisms, 2 Skinnee J's belted "They always lucky that M out new material from their come out to see not-yet released album us, looking spec- go out and Volnmizer, while throwing in tacular, and they well-known anthems from their don't give a the music H previous release Supermercado\ $%#@ what any- without ha Volumizer, which was one else says expected to be released this past about them. conform h XRIS THOMAS/Photo Editor September, is being held off the "This song is The 2 Skinnee J's used their camaraderie and their love of music to retail shelves because of a finan- about being com- radio is ci cial pitfall on behalf of fortable with wow audiences last Sunday at Sinclair Gymnasium in Godwin Hall. Capricorn records, 2 Skinnee's yourself and music righ current label. expressing your "Yeah, our label is filing for own individuali- J Gueva bankruptcy, so they're trying to ty, this song is for Vocalist fo sell off their assets, us being one all the freaks!" he 2 Skinnee of them," Guevara said. continued as the "Hopefully it'll be released at band launched the beginning of next year." into "Riot Nrrd," V 2 Skinnee J's kicked off the featuring guitarist Power Lance show with their latest single, being stripped down by Special "Stockholm Love," and kept the J, which the female population crowd bouncing into "The of the audience appreciated. Good, the Bad, and the "That's basically what all of Skinnee," to which the crowd our songs are all about any- answered with a deafening, way," Special J said in an inter- "Badges? We don't need no view before the show. "They're stinkin' badges!" not that serious, but it's basical- Strategically alternating new ly about being yourself and not material with the old, the band being afraid to express your kept the crowd anticipating individuality, whoever that per- CARRIE KLINKER/Photo Director while playing favorites like, son is." * Andy Action, the drummer, above, played his heart out for the crowd.

The 2 Skinnee J's incredible ener- gy and audience interaction made the evening a delight for longtime fans and also those hearing the band for the first time.

CARRIE KLINKER/P/iofo Director CARRIE KUNKER/Phofo Director CARRIE KLINH XRIS THOMAS/Photo Editor The Spice Eddie Eyeball Power :us THURSDAY, NOV. 9, 2000 I THE BREEZE I 25

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Though the band expressed raging Napster debate. having a "general voter apa- "Since we aren't sure when thy," before the show, Guevara the album's coming out, you and Special J (a self-professed can go on Napster and get the Communist) were preaching whole damn thing," Guevara the good word of dirty politics said. "Music should be free on the 48-hour eve of Tuesday's anyway." CARRIE KLINKER/Photo Director presidential election. Another highlight of the A.J. "Stumpy" Johnson, the manager of the 2 Skinnee J's, looks "Republicans and Democrats show was the traditional intro- out over the crowd. do not care about you!" they duction of 2 Skinnee J's "owner, told the crowd. "They care manager and spiritual about people like leader,"A.J. "Stumpy" Johnson. Donald Trump, peo- Decked out in his traditional ple who keep the gold-flecked pimp gear, Johnson money, but they will broke out into Vegas-style dance initely never care about while commencing to playing you! Raise your fists butt bongo on the stage, as the i ve get to in anger!" With this, J's lead the audience in chanti- '. A M they plunged into ng, "Smack that @!&, Stump!" 1^ J • sV • ^* JjB • - • intake "Pluto," a song they "We like to have fun when jgfift said was "dedicated we get out on the stage," bassist r \ ve want to all of the immi- Eddie Eyeball said before the A iving to grants." . show. "I like it when we have a i»^i i Both bands were big enough stage to move \ \S owhat especially intent on around on, but still have the J bashing Republican small-club feeling, you know, of ^ ailing candidate George sweaty and dirty rock 'n' roll." W. Bush during Calling their eclectic mix of w^r ' ] * ht now. their sets. music an influence of "every- W^M "Bush says he's thing by George Michael, '80s ^^ . m\ ara pro-life, but the only New Wave, punk and other yrthe life he cares about is stuff," the Skinnees have culti- eJ's his own," Special J vated a style that is uniquely mm told the cheering their own. > audience. Started in 1992 by Special J Infectious Org- at Columbia University, the rj 1 anisms vocalist Jean Kouame Skinnees have developed a cult commented that JMU was a following around the country, passionate cause-oriented but especially on the East Coast. XRIS THOMAS/Ptoto Editor school, and told the crowd, "I really don't consider us Discussing the importance of individuality and freedom of expression, the "You have so many positive famous," Guevara said. "I don't members of 2 Skinnee J's incorporated social issues between their sets. organizations here, please know how long we'll be doing remember to vote. But also this. We're definitely lucky that remember that Bush is a we get to go out and make the *JumE wWWB^^^^W ■P* $#@%&* devil, and I sure as hell music we want without having ™i *M won't be voting for him." to conform to what radio is call- While introducing Volumizer ing music right now. I hope song "Pass the Buck," Guevara we'll be doing this for a long 1 ■», mJ)***. gave his opinion of the ever- time." \LliiifeWI4 t

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BY DANIELLE POTUTO Valley area, artists were hand selected from where," said Oasis President Philip James. contributing writer all areas of Virginia. "Exhibits could have Oasis, on the other hand, has other The cultural experience in Harrisonburg been one man shows from places as far objectives in mind. Their idea is to encour- continues to flourish with a recent addition away as Richmond or Virginia Beach. This age cultural experiences in the community, to the visual arts scene. forced local artists to seek galleries else- while educating the public about the visual On Oct. 4, the Shenandoah Council for arts. the Arts opened Oasis Gallery in down- "Oasis is not a gallery focused on selling town Harrisonburg. Oasis, named for "Our « art. Instead we want to show the communi- Art Space in Shenandoah," is a non-profit ty some of the artwork people do in this organization featuring artists and artisans ...we want to region," James said. Oasis would, however, from the region, namely Shenandoah show the commu- like to maintain the quality of the gallery County, Waynesboro, Harrisonburg and that Sycamore was able to implement, he Augusta and Rockingham Counties. nity some of the added. Oasis is located at 103 S. Main St., the Currently, Oasis houses pieces for 25 location of the former Sycamore Gallery, artwork people do artists/artisans, who are part of a co-op aside from geography, Sycamore and Oasis in this region and 12 invited artists. Every month, some have little in common. of the pieces will change, giving viewers Sycamore Gallery was a private busi- — Philip James new tastes of their favorite artists. ness gallery focused more on selling art Oasis President Oasis' current exhibit is full of vitality than exhibiting art. Instead of featuring and life. There is a great diversity of styles, artists and artisans from the Shenandoah 55 subject matter and artistic mediums. The pieces range from paintings to sculpture and pottery to jewelry, photography and fibers. From Mary Rouse's abstract and innov- ative jewelry to the soothing watercolor scenes of Karen Ryder Lee to the vivid pho- tography of Polly Frye, there is something to touch the soul of everyone. "There is also a wide range of prices from very affordable to modest to substan- tial, and an excellent range of artistic devel- opment — from student to mature," James said. So far, Oasis has planned a special auc- tion with Fairview homes on Dec. 2 and a silent 60-piece auction. The date has yet to be determined. Oasis would also like to have a showing of area high school art sometime in the near future. "I can already see a greater vitality from the community. People who are involved in the arts and who I haven't seen for 15 CARRIE KUNKER/photo director CARRIE KUNKER/photo director years are visiting the gallery on a regular basis," James said. Overall, Oasis has "Up Stream," by Jay D. Kain, Is made Formerly the Sycamore Gallery, Oasis has its home on 103 S. Main St. Fea- proved to be a gripping new addition to of neon and oak board and is featured tured at Oasis are exhibits of artists and artisans from the Shenandoah Valley. the Harrisonburg community. at Oasis. Bebo and beyond: reflections of a folk singer BY MATT CARASELLA Thousand Days. senior writer Following next with "The Man Inside," "Stand," Good words and good tunes from two leading "A Page is Turned" and "Rita," Bebo's tunes carried Christian folk artists filled the audience at Court the same tempo but delivered different messages Square Theatre Sunday night with inspirational throughout the night. Bebo touched on issues about songs about life. feelings toward relationships, expressing thanks, sto- Evening opener, Kelly Minter was quick to kick ries about struggles and weaknesses, change, doubt the night off with a solo acoustic performance that and reconciling death. readied the audience for Bebo Norman and his Bebo's songs aroused moments of self-reflection acoustic guitar. and allowed the audience to relate to him on a per- Minter's set included "Anyway" and "After All." sonal level. Even though his songs were written Her simple strumming and plucking combined with about his own experiences, the messages seemed able her soft voice carried a deep message that preached to touch everyone in the audience. her faith. Before playing a song, Bebo discussed the evolu- When Bebo took the stage before the sold out tion of the song so that the audience could under- house, he was able to win the audience over with his stand how the lyrics related to his life experience. humor without having to sing a line or play a chord. The delicate touch of Bebo's sound backed by his The ease and pose Bebo established from the get go soothing voice relaxed the crowd and established a created a relaxed atmosphere throughout the small common ground throughout the venue. As a result, intimate venue that seemed to make everyone feel Bebo was able to place himself at the same level of MATT CARASELLA/sen/Of photographer very much a part of the show. understanding and appreciation as the audience. 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BY ZAK SALIH for "Sunset (Bird of Prey)," the first sin- staff writer dance albums. over and over to a mind-numbing beat gle from Halfway Between the Gutter and Simple phrases like "you've gotta just (see "The Rockafeller Skank" and Jim Morrison and Fatboy Slim — the Stars, Fatboy Slim's latest studio together at last! keep it rollin"' from the track, "Song for "Going Out of My Head" among others). album, an eclectic, upbeat mix of pound- Shelter" and soulful beats like those from Sadly, the best songs on the new Yes, you heard correct. Leave it to ing beats with a little extra thrown in for "Talkin' Bout My Baby" take on a viscer- Deejay Norman Cook, the one-man show album stick with the formula of the past good measure. al, hypnotic quality. but even then, they get the listener mov- behind Fatboy Slim, to prove that death Sampling Jim Morrison's voice is just never stopped anyone. In fact, soul flows throughout this ing so that he or she needs the more one of the many tricks up this music album, especially in the two tracks fea- introspective tracks if only to catch a jester's sleeves. turing Macy Gray. Her heavy, raspy breather before the next whirlwind of What makes this album shine, like its voice blends well with Cook's remixes. stomping rhythms. REVIEW predecessors Better Living Through Chem- Perhaps the realm of dance/funk is The new album is consumed by pul- istry (1997) and You've Come a Long Way, where she belongs. sating music that bursts its way into you Baby (1998), is how simple Cook's music Halfway Between the Gutter and the head and, once there, twists, grinds and No, no, the lead guitarist of "The seems when actually, once it bursts from Stars offers more lyrical diversity than Doors" hasn't risen from the grave. head bangs until there's no other option your speakers, the amplified bass like an most of the songs from the previous two but to get up out of your chair and suc- That's nonsense. elephant's footfalls, it's more complex albums, whose stand-out tracks were Rather, his voice has been resurrected cumb to the brutal simplicity of Fatboy than your average, run-of-the-mill composed primarily of phrases repeated Slim's genius.

Box Office Report: Twilight Singers score 'Angels' charm to top; 'Parents' with new not phased by legends and myths soothing sound BY CARRIE DODSON staff writer BY ANTHONY MARCHEGIANO Titans." The football drama pulled in $7 senior writer million, which was impressive consider- poooooo Twilight, as sung by the Twilight Girls and cleavage equal big box ing this was its sixth weekend in Singers is one of those rare albums you office success, or at least it did this week- release. like almost all of the songs on, which is a end as "Charlie's Angels" had a superb The Jerry Bruckheimer produced TOP 5 listening pleasure. opening weekend. flick has grossed $96.7 million to date, The remake of the popular 70s televi- and looks to be one of the big block- >oooo sion show grossed a hefty $40.1 million busters of the year. REVIEW over the weekend. In what was a scary gross this week- The Sony release, which stars end, "Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2," Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Bar- nearly dropped out of the top five in The album is a collaboration of three rymore as the crime-fighting trio, had only its second weekend in release. The members of other bands, Greg Dulli of the an impressive outing as it played in sequel to the mega blockbuster made Afghan Whigs, Shawn Smith of Satchel 3,037 theaters and averaged a sizzling only $5 million over the weekend, drop- and Harold Chichester of Howlin' Maggie. $13,213 per venue. This was the biggest ping off a horrendous 62 percent from its All three bands share similar styles, but non-summer opening since last Novem- lackluster opening last weekend. The remain quite distinct and the Twilight ber's "Toy Story 2." Artisan release has made $21.8 million in Singers seem to fall somewhere in the Finally dethroned from atop the box 10 days, and looks to be forgotten in the middle of all of them. office, "Meet the Parents" slipped to upcoming weeks. Acting as the front man for the band, "Charlils Angels' Dulli lends to many of the songs a deep, second place over the weekend. The Poor John Travolta; first "Battlefield $4oJLillion comedy, which stars Robert De Niro Earth" now "Lucky Numbers." The lot- throaty voice with which he croons about and Ben Stiller, took in $12.6 million, in tery comedy, in which he shares the love, loss and addiction. what was its fifth weekend in theaters. screen with Lisa Kudrow has made only Smith provides a mellow sound harmo- This has easily become De Niro's most %7,7 million in its 10 days out in theaters. nizing beautifully with Chichester's melod- successful film as it has grossed $116.5 Next weekend looks to be an inter- Meet QyParents' ic falsetto. The result is seductive, smooth million so far, beating out his last come- esting one at theaters as three major $12.6 million songs perfect for getting your groove on. dy hit "Analyze This" which only releases hit theaters. Adam Sandler's Combining the unique sounds of amassed $106.8 million. newest comedy "Little Nicky" looks to acoustic and electric guitars, piano and Teeing off at theaters this weekend drum machines, Twilight proves itself an have a big weekend, as Sandier has "I he Legend was the newest from Robert Red ford, been gold at theaters. He will share the interesting and innovative listening experi- "The Legend of Bagger Vance." The weekend with Val Kilmer, and the of BaggC Vance" ence with a song for everyone. golf drama didn't quite land on the Warner Bros, outer space fiasco "Red $llS#illion From the rhythmic, head-bouncing green as it opened in third place with Planet" as the Mars-based action thriller beats of "Annie Mae" and "Last Tempta- $11.5 million. also hits theaters. tion" to the Indian flair of "Clyde" and the The DreamWorks release stars Matt And finally, Robert De Niro contin- "Reratmber soothing harmonies of "Into the Street," the the-Titans" Damon as a struggling golfer trying to ues to grind out the movies. He album covers a variety of musical genres make it in a big tournament and is already has one film in the top five $7 million and tastes. being coached along by a mysterious ("Meet the Parents"), and another one Revamping the original acoustic and caddie played by Will Smith. This was looking to land there, as his newest widely bootlegged version, the CD incorpo- Redford's first film since his 1998 wartime diver drama "Men of Honor," 'Book fiffihadows: rates the booty-shakin' beats of Fila Brazilia to complete the alluring medley. release film "The Horse Whisperer." which stars Cuba Gooding Jr. is Blair Witch 2" Still playing strong on the field is released next weekend. $5 million So, if you're interested in something Denzel Washington's "Remember the new and creative, or are a fan of the trio's other works, check out Twilight. Even if you've never heard of any of the bands mentioned here, the album is perfect for ■ mm* - • • ^ . just hanging out on a weekend night with'a few friends, or even for winding down a 301 THE BREEZE| THURSDAY, NOV. 9,2000 STYLE

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FACULTY, from page 21 Zielanski's "James Madison University The video features computer character anima- Logo." tion, which he says is "probably the most chal- One of the exhibition's most distinctive lenging aspect of computer graphics," and works comes from Art Education professor "the essential part of our animation program." William Wightman with his conceptual piece, Art students produce similar animation tapes "Defacing Bills." which become their portfolio pieces used to "In my work, I try to develop artistic ideas get jobs in the 3D design industry. which challenge a person's idea of what art Other branches of the School of Art and is," Wightman said. "The dollar bill piece Art History are represented as well. "Alone reflects this challenge." The defaced dollar in the Crowd, One," professor Brett Hunter's bills, which constitute the work, were all col- sculpture of granite and steel, strongly stands lected by bank tellers at a local bank in Alam- in the center of the gallery, professor of art, osa, Colo. Each week Wightman said he Masako Miyata's "Naturalization," combines would "drop by the bank to 'find out' what sculpture and ceramics with compelling cul- they had acquired." He then presented them tural overtones. in a way quite familiar in the art world, situat- The art history department produces schol- ing them behind glass with repeating shape arly publications which are also exhibited at and pattern. the Sawhill Gallery. "What becomes important to me is the idea Assistant professor of Art, William Tate, of whether or not a defaced dollar bill ... is represents Interior Design, displaying the worthy of being qualified as art," Wightman colorful architectural design of a monument said. His work relates with the course he honoring Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Many of teaches in aesthetics where he routinely expos- the pieces of the department of graphic es students to works which intentionally chal- ' design reflect their, commercial use. Profes- lenge their idea of what art is. sor Richard Hillard combines digital photog- The JMU Art Faculty Exhibit runs from raphy and typography in his poster, "First Oct. 24 through Nov. 19. The Sawhill Gallery ; Night 2001." Professor Sang Yoon displays is located in Duke Hall and is open weekdays his offset print "A Mozart Celebration from 10:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. and Saturday and AUDREY WOODIsenior photographer Poster." And what JMU exhibit would be Sunday from 1:30 to 4:30 p.m. For more infor- Professor of art, Jerry Coulter's oil painting, "Peach Reach," above. The complete without professional artist and mation about this and upcoming exhibits, con- works displayed in Sawhill vary form mixed media to acrylic plymer and graphic design coordinator Trudy Cole- tact Stuart Downs at x6407. oil paintings to photo collages. All the works are by art faculty members. THE BEST IN STUDENT HOUSING FORTHE MONEY! heck Us Out!!

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' - THURSDAY, Nov. 9,2000 I THE BREEZE |33 i- CAA Wrap ups "The matchup I'm worried about 9 Women's field hockey is the striped shirts out there." / and soccer teams finished their seasons at the CAA MICKEY MATTHEWS \ Championshipos. football coach ' Page 35 Page 37 Coach of the year Martin heads honorees

PHOTOS COURTESY OF SPORTS MEDIA RF.I.A IK )NS Coach Tom Martin Junior Levl Strayer Sophomore Josh Kovolenko Senior David Wood Junior Reggie Rivers Senior Randy Steeprow BY ANDREW TUFTS said. "As a coach you are only as good as sports editor Joining him on the team are sopho- Rivers was the Dukes' second-leading your players. more goalie Josh Kovolenko and senior scorer this season with seven goals and As the top-seeded men's soccer team "I'm very happy for the players," he midfielder David Wood. prepare for the CAA Tournament this 16 points and Steeprow was third with continued. "It reflects the year they've had Kovolenko received the award after three goals, 10 assists and 16 points. weekend at Virginia Beach, six members when you have nine teams in the confer- posting a 0.62 goals against average. accepted regular season-ending awards "They're quality players and they've ence and you get five kids honored." Wood led the team in goals (11) and really anchored our team," Steeprow from the Colonial Athletic Association. Junior Levi Strayer was named Co- points (26). Coach Tom Martin received his fourth said. "A lot of players worked hard to get Defender of the Year with William & CAA player of the week, junior us to this point" career CAA Coach of the Year award. Mary defender Kevin Knott. Strayer was Reggie Rivers and senior Randy Steep- "I'm not kicking a ball in a game," Martin The Dukes have a first-round bye in also named to the All-CAA First Team. row were named to the Second Team. the CAA Tournament. Rugby wins Puppo and Dalton claim ITA Regional Championship championship BY ANDREW TUFTS this huge tournament. sports editor "This is the biggest thing BY JASON POUNDS ners and scored on a fast break,'- co-cap- contributing writer "Great weekend, we've ever accomplished, tain Claudia Reilly, a junior, said. "That's great tournament," was and the best time to do it," After lean years in the past, hours of basically how the whole game went" all senior Lauren Dalton she said. hard work and determination paid off in The team finished the regular season could say as she Three years of dedica- Roanoke Oct. 29 when the rugby team with a record of 3-0-1 and swept through described her and senior tion and determination defeated the University of Virginia 15-0 to the state tournament 3-0. Sheri Puppo's Intercolle- finally paid off in the best clinch the state championship. With this fall season concluded, the giate Tennis Association possible way for JMU's top "We had some really rigorous prac- team is looking forward to the upcoming Women's East Regional doubles team as the two tices, sometimes five days a week, in spring season. Tennis Doubles Champi- women defeated William & preparation for the state tournament," "Our goals for the spring are to win onship on Nov. 7. "Each Mary's Jessyca Arthur and coach Roshna Wunderlich said. our regional tournament and advance to day we played we got off Lindsay Sullivan 6-3, 6-3 to On the road to the state title the team nationals in California," Black said. "We to a slow start, but in the take the title. Puppo and knocked off Longwood College in the haven't done that in a long, long time." championship we played Dalton also defeated dou- SPORTS MEDIA RELATIONS first round of the tournament 46-0, fol- "I just want to encourage everyone to some of the best tennis bles teams from West Vir- Senior Sheri Puppo lowed by a 48-0 trouncing of Virginia come out and watch these girls," Wun- we played all fall." ginia University, University Tech in the semifinals. derlich said. "They are a fantastic team Puppo said, "Oh my of Virginia, University of as well as eight at-large After losing to UVa. in last year's tour- and play beautiful rugby together. I was god, it was ridiculous. Richmond, University of teams. That tournament nament game, the team had something to told at the state tournament that this team It didn't really hit us Massachusetts, and Univer- takes place in February. prove this year. played some of the best rugby at the for a while; it was just a sity of Maryland. The two women "UVa. beat us by 25 last year in the event of any team, male or female." thrill that we'd won "This is probably the have never been more tournament," co-captain Beth Black, a Black said, "Rugby is just an awesome biggest thing that's ever prepared, or excited, in senior, said. "We tied them this year in sport to watch. If you come to a few happened for our pro- preparation for a tour- the preseason so we didn't know what games then you can begin to understand gram," coach Maria Maler- nament. to expect coming into the champi- and enjoy it. We will be a force to be reck- ba said. "We've proven our- onship game." oned with." The ITA gathers the top selves," Puppo said. "We Sophomore Jen Starkey opened up the Although the season is over for the doubles teams from every feel that we can compete scoring for JMU with the first try of the team, eight players will represent JMU college in the East Region, with anybody. We're game making the score 5-0. Sophomore on the Virginia Rugby Union, a Virginia which stretches from going to be pumped up Dara Schmidt and Black both added tries state team that will compete against the Maine to Virginia. This going down there." a few minutes later to push the JMU lead Potomac Rugby Union and Eastern year there were 57 teams Dalton said, "It's a to 15-0. Pennsylvania Rugby Union on Saturday, vying for the champi- great feeling for both of Although most rugby games are 80 Nov. 18. onship. The winning team us knowing that we're minutes in duration, the championship Along with Black, Reilly, Starkey and goes on to the Rolex the best team in the game was stopped in the 25th minute Schmidt, junior Nichelle Allen, sopho- National Indoor Champi- region. We always knew after a UVa. player suffered a head injury. more Maia Paglinawan, sophomore onships in Dallas, Texas ' we were one of the top in "On the first score of the game we got Naomi Sandier and junior Joselyn Whet- SPORTS MEDIA RELATIONS where they will 'face the the region, we just had to the ball out of the scrum to one of our run- zel will make up the JMU contingent. Senior Lauren Dalton seven other region winners prove it." Sp0WTS 341 THE BREEZE | THURSDAY, NOV. 9,2000 How's the Food? Ready to Speak about Diversity ? Do you know your RIGHTS ?

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And that is no the team? the field." to promise the freshmen that team cannot deny their impor- small pill to swallow. "I think that the biggest issue Senior Beth Burgess said, "It they'd never have a losing sea- tance, they want to lock it up in In the '90s the team was one of is the fact in the last two years, was really hard walking away son again. the most successful teams in the we've lost 15 starters," Lombardo from it, because our team, in the nation. But with the 2000s just said. "We turned over too many four years that I've been here, is beginning, the Dukes are off to a core players, and this year ended the closest that we've ever been slow start. up being a rebuilding year. by far. But it wasn't supposed to be Young kids are always looking "I don't have any regrets for like this. Coach Dave Lombardo for leadership, and there was an the season. You find out that win- can only imagine what could absence of that on the field." ning and losing aren't as impor- have been, summing up the sea- Not only did injuries force tant as the relationships you son in three nightmares for any freshmen to fill the ranks of the build with the players." coach: "We had a combination of team, but Lombardo was forced There was a certain amount injuries, inexperience and a lack to move players around from of frustration throughout the of leadership," Lombardo said. position to position, providing year, as the team played out 10 "It was one of those 'Murphy's balance on the field. He put games with only a difference of law' years — whatever could go junior Jamie Miller, normally a one goal, winning only four of wrong, did go wrong." midfielder, in as a defender. But those games. The injuries to many starters that move pleased Lombardo "We all were getting frustrated forced inexperienced freshmen to who described her as the quin- toward the end of the season," fill the ranks. tessential blue-collar player and a Miller said. "We knew that we "One of the labels we had this Magic Johnson of soccer. could play better, but it was a year was a 'youth movement' or But Miller was quick to shrug matter of getting it together." 'inexperienced,'" Lombardo off such high praise. "I don't Sophomore Colleen Mcll- said. "A lot of freshmen played, know about that," she said. "I wrath said, "There were a lot of and I think that that is going to was just put there in there last points in the season that we felt be money in the bank in the spring as a fill-in. A lot of the really frustrated that we could- coming years." time, I was playing out of fear, n't put a whole game together, There is no doubt that the thinking, 'Oh my god, don't let because there were many freshman factor played a promi- them score.'" games where we played well FILE PHOTO nent role this year. In fact, the Off the field, it was a better the first half, and then we FILE PHOTO A head below the competition. three leading scorers were all story for the Dukes. would let down toward the Freshman Kristy Metzker ODU drops JMU 10-0 in CAA finale Dukes end season with NCAA Tournament hopes in hands of unkind voters BY MATT ANTAYA tion Committee would grant Dukes had not received an at- denied," goaltender Latz said. of Virginia Commonwealth and contributing writer them acceptance into this year's large invitation to the NCAA In what Latz called the best were trying to capture their fifth Nothing is more stressful in 16-team field. Tournament. defensive effort of the year, the consecutive CAA title. sports than knowing your team's "I don't like to think about it "There's just never any guar- Dukes were able to avenge a 3- They Dukes came out strong fate lies in the hands of some- that much," senior captain antees," Latz said. 1 loss suffered at the hands of from the get-go, hoping to body else. Amanda Latz said about the Sitting "on the bubble," the 12th-ranked Tribe earlier in knock the Monarchs from their This was the case Tuesday uncertainty. headed into this past weekend's the year. throne. Their fortunes were night, as field hockey coach Irene At 9 p.m. Committee Chair- CAA Championship, the third- "It was a good team effort all hurt 20 minutes into the game Horvat and her team waited anx- man Colleen Linn delivered seeded Dukes were hoping to around, everyone stepped it up when ODU All-American Mari- iously to see if the NCAA Selec- the bad news. The 13th-ranked upset second-seeded William & together," first-year coach Hor- na DiGiacomo struck, putting Mary in Saturday's semifinal vat said. ODU up 1-0. match-up. The win would The Dukes created several WHEN IT'S ALL increase their chances of pos- -u scoring opportunities in the first sessing a coveted spot. half, trying to capitalize against a SAID AND DONE The Dukes started off strong, I don't like to think about strong ODU defense. Playing when junior Amy Ziegenfuss evenly for most of the half, it scored with a rebound putback it that much. There's just appeared the Dukes would following a penalty-corner 16:07 never any guarantees. retreat to halftime down 1-0, and Record: 12-9, (3-2 CAA) in into the first half. formulate a strategy for upset- The teams battled evenly —Amanda Latz ting the Monarchs. Irene Horvat's first year as coach until the close of the half. In the senior goalie Those chances were erased second half the teams continued when ODU forward Angie Loy a back-and-forth, up-tempo »— scored with three minutes left Home: 4-6, Away: 5-3, Neutral: 3-0 play, until the Tribe's Katie to play, putting the Dukes Uhran broke the stalemate, The win improved the Dukes' behind 2-0. tying the game 1-1 with 16 min- record to 12-8 for the season, Coming out of halftime, utes left to play. keeping their post-season National* rank: 12th Horvat was hoping her team Six minutes later, senior All- chances alive and well. could build on their solid play, CAA forward Liz Sanders kept The team needed its best per- capitalize on their opportuni- Liz Sanders: 25 goals, 4 assists, 54 points the Dukes' hopes alive when she formance of the year Sunday as ties and give ODU a run in the connected with a shot, putting it they rolled into the conference final 35 minutes. r past the W&M keeper. Sander's finals. 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JMU packs their can of Raid iND ) Playoff hopes hinge on key game against llth-ranked Spiders BY TRAVIS CLINGENPEEL be sophomore Mike Connelly, biggest for JMU this season. assistant sports editor who last weekend rushed for 105 "When your home run hitter The Walking Wounded With just two games remain- yards on five carries and com- is sitting the sideline it really ing in the regular season and an pleted two passes for 21 yards. hurts you," Matthews said. at-large bid to the I-AA playoffs Taking snaps as possible back- "Especially with the way he had up for grabs in the Atlantic 10, ups for this weekend will be been playing." The Dukes either playing with injury the Dukes travel to the Universi- junior Tom Paquette and sopho- In the two weeks prior to his ty of Richmond to try to stay in more Jason Thompson. injury Joyce has returned two the hunt. punts for touchdowns that were or not playing: The 7-2 Spiders are a team negated by penalties. that have surprised many this u The remaining injuries season and are currently in posi- resemble a list of the starting 11 tion to receive the league's at- When your home run for both the offensive and defen- • Charles Berry (QB)— PCL tear large bid. JMU will try to stand hitter is sitting the sideline sive units. • Delvin Joyce (TB>— Hamstring Pull in their way. On offense, junior tight end JMU's season may have it really hurts you Mike Ponds suffered an ankle • Brannon Goins (TB)— Shoulder stepped into a critical bear trap injury and will likely not play in last weekend's 22-7 win over —Mickey Matthews this weekend. In the offensive • Mike Dealy (OL)— Broken leg the Black Bears of the University football coach trenches senior Mike Dealy is of Maine as several key players done for the season, senior guard • Grant Clarke (OL)—Ankle were injured in the game. yy Grant Clarke is questionable with Senior quarterback Charles a sprained ankle and sophomore • Michael Ponds (TE)—Ankle Berry suffered a partially torn An injury to Connelly could tackle J.P. Novak remains ques- PCL in his right knee, the same be a concern because he will be tionable as well. Sophomore tail- • Ron Atkins (SS)—Toe injury that kept him sidelined called upon to return punts in back Brannon Goins continues to for much of the second half of addition to taking snaps. His be limited in how many snaps he •Dennard Melton (DL>— Toe last season. Coach Mickey move to punt returner is forced can play due to a shoulder injury Matthews said he didn't think by the injury to senior tailback he suffered at Rhode Island. • Derick Pack (LB)— Ankle that Berry will play on Saturday Delvin Joyce, who pulled a ham- On the defensive side of the but wouldn't say for sure until string in practice before the ball the Dukes are equally as •Jerame Southern (DE)—Ankle practice today. game against Maine. wounded. Senior safety Ron "Charles is a physically Matthews expressed concern Atkins is nursing a broken toe t Ulrick Edmonds (DL)— Ankle tough player," Matthews said. about the injury and said that and is questionable for Saturday. "If he can play, he'll play." Joyce's season is perhaps over. ♦ Zeb Clark (LB)—Ankle Starting in Berry's place will The loss of Joyce would be the see SPIDERS, page 39 • Andrew Owen (DL)— Foot

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JMU at Richmond Richmond Richmond JMU JMU JMU LU O Oklahoma at Texas A&M Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Texas A&M Texas A&M LU South Carolina at Florida Florida Florida Florida Florida Florida -1 o-1 Boston College at Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame o Georgia at Auburn Auburn Georgia Georgia Auburn Georgia Delaware at UMass Delaware Delaware Delaware Delaware Delaware A few weeks ago we posed the question: "What's the deal with \ Can't Believe It's Not Butter No matter how hard Fox and Red try to separate from each X-Man?" This week we ask: "No really; what's the deal with X?" I other, this race is too close to call. Although Florida may be a fac- mean he's winning, he's losing, he's winning, he's losing. Come on here, pick a direc- tor, this week will come down to Tennessee and the undecided district of Oakland. tion and go with it for crying out loud. And what's the deal with this whole "formerly After Sak-man went 7-4 last week, newbie Bonds has the floor in the Guest Pre- known as X" bit? Who are the marketing genuises who came up with this one? dictor Senate. She has the last opportunity to usurp a position in the POTW Guest His best bet is to dig deep into his lime green pockets, find a dime, buy a clue and Predictor Championship next week. By the looks of the Grendelish photo with the call it a season. Oh, and by the way, stop asking how you're doing. When you drop smoke from her mouth, she looks ready to pillage Red's mead hall. below the guest predictor spot, you know you've hit limestone. Oh yeah. Fresh, a.k.a. Mr. Madison 2000, is right where we expect him. SPORTS 381 THE BREEZE | THURSDAY, NOV. 9, 2000 tlome %\t

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"When they throw they'll hurt you With this monstrous list of injuries, with that play action pass," Connelly playing on special teams is just Matthews said. one of many worries for Matthews. The primary concern for JMU will be "I'm nervous about all of them," UR's running off of the wishbone, Matthews said. "We're a wounded team." something they have already seen this JMU received some much needed year at Rhode Island and Delaware. good news on the injury front when junior Matthews considers that fact to be a fullback Robert Carson was cleared to double-edged sword as Richmond will practice this week. Carson, who suffered know how the Dukes line up against what appeared to be a season-ending knee the run-intensive style. injury against Rhode Island, is expected to JMU's defense will not change-up for- play on Saturday. mations for this weekend, but will defend Carson this season has rushed the ball the powerful ground attack by assigning 23 times for 66 yards and has three recep- defenders to each possible way a play tions for 21 yards in six games. could go. Another opponent the Dukes must "Every time we break the huddle face on Saturday is the recent surge of someone has to have the dive, someone penalties called against them. JMU leads has to have the quarterback and someone the league in total penalties and penalty has to have the pitch," Matthews said. yards while Richmond is has the fewest in The game will, for the second week in the A-10. a row, decide the fate of the Dukes for the "The only match-up I'm worried postseason. A win keeps them alive for about is the stripped shirts out there," another week and a loss has them playing Matthews said. "That's still the biggest for pride next week at Northeastern. problem we have." Looking at the big picture in the league, Aside from the penalties and being Matthews considers it to be a must-win forced to crawl into Richmond Stadium game for both teams. with the influx of injuries, the Spiders will "I don't think the loser of this game .present a challenge as well. UR has domi- will make the playoffs," Matthews said. nated this season with a powerful defense Saturday's game begins at 1 p.m. at Junior Robert Carson (#10) will be returning to the Dukes' backfield on Saturday for the first that Matthews compares to the University Richmond Stadium. time since suffering what looked to be a season-ending knee injury against Rhode Island. Gormley 6-2, 6-4. In doubles Hafer and Sarah Rainey won 8-2 and Chrissy Rainey and Gormley won 8-4. Atlantic 10 The men lost 7-2. Winning for the men in singles were sophomore Matt Kim and freshman Evan Schwartz. Game Day Roller Hockey The A team competed in Rahway, N.J. Standings this past weekend. After a tough schedule the team rebounded with a 1-0 victory Mf> Overall Wln% Bowling sity of Tennessee and George Washington over the University of Vermont. Senior Delaware 5-1 8-1 .889 University's B team and tied GWU's A goaltender Daniel Dychkowski provided Richmond 5-1 7-2 .778 Male high game: freshman AJ Schuster, team. Finals will be held at JMU on Nov. his second shutout of the season. Fresh- James Madison 4-2 6-3 .667 211; sophomore Steven Kramer, 203; junior 18 and 19 on the UREC turf field. man Matt Perticone added a game-win- UMass 4-2 6-3 .667 Corey Fields, 171; Mike Lewis, 171. ning goal. Freshman Tim Pitkewitz had a New Hampshire 4-3 6-3 .667 strong weekend with two goals. Junior Villanova 3-3 5-4 .554 Baseball William & Mary 3-3 4-5 .444 Female high game: senior Kim Payne, 171; Mike Bermudez also played well, adding a Rhode Island ' 2-5 2-7 .222 junior Karen Castka, 151; Tina O'Keefe, Club baseball defeated Virginia Tech 13-5 goal and an assist. Maine 1-5 3-6 .333 134. in a nine-inning game on Sunday. Senior The B Team also competed in N.J. this Northeastern 0-6 3-6 .333 Greg Beachley and junior Tom Gulino weekend, finishing with a 2-1-1 record. Sophomore goaltender Mike Gottschalk Male high series: Kramer, 586. each had three hits. Freshman pitcher Last Week's Results Female high series: Payne, 475. Anthony Venafro picked up the win in recorded his first career shutout against SUNY Binghampton B. Sophomore Jesse relief. Juniors James Chumley and Jeff UMass 38. Villanova 17 Triathlon Zich as well as senior Jason Carlton held Horneber provided excellent penalty Richmond 13, Rhode Island 10 (OT) off the Hokies for the win. The Dukes killing throughout the weekend. Senior New Hampshire 45, Delaware 44 (OT) Triathlon club went to Wilkesboro, record now stands at 8-4. captain Renzo Cuadros exploded offen- James Madison 22, Maine 7 N.C. to do a sprint distance triathlon. sively with two goals against Syracuse Graduate student Patrice Ludwig Equestrian leading the team to a 4-2 victory. placed first and junior Cameron Wehmartn placed third in their age group, respective- The equestrian club will have a horse Men's Water Polo ly. Sophomores Jeff Burke and Jack LeVoy show at 3 p.m. on Friday Nov. 17 at Oak placed first and third in their age group Manor Farm which is directly off the Weirs Gold defeated purple in the Saturday's schedule respectively. Sophomore Bryan Hickman Cave exit. intr.isqu.nl club water polo game on Sat- urday. Gold team's senior captain Luke James Madison at Richmond completed the race as well. Northeastern at Maine Tennis Martonik and sophomore assistant cap- Rhode Island at Conneticut Field Hockey tain Dylan Jones were successful in taking Gardner-Webb at New Hampshire Tennis club had matches this weekend out purple's key player in sophomore William & Mary at Villanova Club field hockey attended the annual against N.C. State. The women won 6-0. Mark Johnson. Senior Andy Tufts proved tournament held at the University of Winning in singles were juniors Tara to be ineffective against gold's tight North Carolina. The team defeated Hafer, 6-4, 2-6 (7-3), Sarah Rainey 6-1, 6-1, defense. The senior leadership of Durham, North Carolina State, the Univer- Chrissy Rainey 6-2 6-3 and Shannan Theodore Bloss helped boost gold's confi- dence and gave them the will to win. 401 THE BREEZE | THURSDAY, NOV. 9, 2000 SPORTS

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WOMAN'S BASKETBALL year at 12-9 On Monday night the Dukes ripped Shelen 94-39 in JMU's final exhibition JMU, from page 37 game prior to starting the season at the Women's National Invitational Tourna- "It felt like they had six extra people on ment on Saturday. their team," Latz said. Junior transfer Kunika McCoy led the The Monarchs rode the back of senior Dukes in scoring with 18 points. McCoy DiGiacomo, posting eight unanswered was four of five from beyond the three- goals in the half against a stunned point line. Dukes squad. Sophomore forward Nadine Morgan "They wore us down, broke us down, added 17 points of her own, going 5-5 and we didn't know how to gather our- from the charity stripe and pulling down selves and get it together," Horvat said. seven boards. Honda Award (best player in the Junior point guard Allyson Keener con- country) hopeful DiGiacomo finished tributed 15 points, connecting on three of the game with three goals and four five from three-point territory and was 6-6 assists. from the line. "Old Dominion is rock solid around As a whole the team improved dramati- her (DiGiacomo), but she is what gives cally from their first game, shooting .493 from the field. them that spark," Horvat said. On Saturday the Dukes take on Senior tri-captains Latz, Sanders and Georgetown in the WNIT in Washington, Whitney Diebolt were all named mem- DC. bers of the All-Tournament team. Horvat recognized the team hasn't WOMEN'S SOCCER had two tough back-to-back games, Sophomore Teri Joyce and freshman which may have contributed to their Bryant Karpinski have been named to running out of gas or losing mental the 2000 Colonial Athletic Association's sharpness in the 10-0 loss. All-Tournament Team. The team was fairly confident their Joyce started 17 of 18 games for JMU upset of W&M would help pull them this season. She scored five goals and into the NCAA tournament when the three assists for a 13-point year. She pairings were announced Tuesday scored one game-winning goal. night. Bryant started all 20 games for the Having left the conference tourna- BRENNA HMLEY/siafl photographer Dukes this season, collecting three points ment with their hopes up, it was a tough Junior Traci Forchetti finished the season second on the team in scoring with on a goal and an assist. break for the 12-9 Dukes. 30 points, racking up 13 goals and four assists. Forchetti has 71 career points. Purple Dawg Pizza SAGEX, INC. Purple Dawg has extended its hours!

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healthy dislike of the music business Exit Music: The Radiohead Story is usually a good thing. Bands that (Delta Music) get too cozy with the business often By Mac Randall aren't creative enough to keep on making music—they make prod- (bantamdell.com) uct instead. Don't worry about that ever happening to Radiohead. The Timing is everything. Mac Randall's Exit British fivesome had their first hit with the single "Creep" in 1993, Music: The Radiohead Story (Delta Music; and has three solid albums to their credit: Pablo Honey (1993), The $13.95), is being released just as the band comes out with their first new work in three Bends (1995) and OK Computer (1997). Now, after three years of silence, their newest work, Kid A, bolts years, Kid A. off in a new direction. Musically, it's an inviting soundscape. The Randall is a frequent correspondent to Steamtunnels, and has written about music for Musician magazine, songs flow from one to another without breaks. The vocals are Rolling Stone and the Boston Phoenix. He's currently the East Coast atmospheric—most of Thorn Yorke's words are incomprehensible editor of launch.com, as well as being an accomplished guitarist. anyway. It's a concept album without the overblown pseudointellec- What first attracted Randall to the band was their musicianship tualism of work like the Who's Quadrophenia or any of the weaker and their don't-make-me-into-a star attitude. True to that spirit, Pink Floyd albums. No 90-minute marathons here—you're in and Radiohead declined to officially participate in the making of the out in less than one hour. book. Fortunately for Randall though, he had done several interviews There is much appealing music here; it's just not packaged in with the band around the release of their first three CDs, so they digestible chunks. Radiohead is a three-guitar outfit, a fact that indi- had already talked to him about the important stuff—the music. vidualizes their sound, but you're hard put to find much guitar on The lack of cooperation makes for a better read, since there are Kid A. In the second half of the album, especially "Idioteque" and no "band approved" quotes around. When Randall talks about the "Morning Bell," the band finally gets a groove on. But the predomi- songs, he describes them straightforwardly, interspersing quotes nant mood is synth-pastiche, with swirling tunes surrounding the from the band members about the genesis of the music. He was altered vocal tracks. forced to sleuth out the facts about the bands' early years in Followers of the group love the CD—it sold 207,000 copies in Oxford, and comes up with an interesting read that's part interview, its first week. But it will bring very few new members to the part research and all music. • Radiohead fan club. (The word is that the band has already record- ed another CD. set for release early next year. They are hardly tour- For more info on Radiohead. go to steamtunnels.net and search ing behind Kid A at all—only two U.S. dates were scheduled.) for keyword "Radiohead."

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The Analog Brothers hyper produced timbres that populate much of hip-hop—Keith has expressed disdain Pimp to Eat for "that same old Trinity keyboard sound"). (Nu Gruv Alliance) This album's tracks bubble and squeak with vintage Bernie Worrell-ish charm. Kool Keith Elsewhere, like on "More Freaks," he Matthew unleashes his patented free associative (Threshold) prowess, referencing everything from old (scorepress.com) school NBA skywalker David Thompson to Marvel Comic's Ben Grimm. Eccentricity comes with its own set of bur- On Matthew, Keith's brand of crazy isn't dens. Hip-hop oddball Kool Keith has nearly as wide-ranging or as interesting. made a career of being, well, nuts. From the Matthew is at its most disappointing when alien gynecologist Dr. Octagon, to project- Keith overindulges his habituai disdain for dwelling cannibal Dr. Dooom; Keith has mainstream excess. On tracks like "F.U.M.F"

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There was a time you could count on the Poor Righteous Teachers to drop some funky grooves every other year. In the early '90s, the group cranked out cuts like "Nobody Move," "Shakilya" and "Rock Dis Funky Joint." But Father Time has not been kind to our favorite Moslem MCs—these days PRT sounds more self-righteous than ever. Losing My Religion was billed as a comeback, but ends up backfiring like an old Ford truck. On the new track. "Nuttin New," the group takes a series of stabs at the lame choice of subjects rappers normally speak on. but it comes off as didactic and out of touch. Missing from this opus are the trade- The so-named Analog Brothers (I to r): Keith Korg, Ice Oscillator, Rex Roland JX3P, Silver Synth and Mark Moog. marks of other PRT efforts, like the Jamaican trotted out a dizzying array of personae, and "Mad Man Departure," he unleashes chanting of lead man Wise Intelligent, who is constructing skewed visions of everything stream-of-consciousness broadsides against mysteriously restrained here. from science fiction to hip-hop culture. "plastic people" and "jiggy perpetrators." Tracks like "Everytime" and "Dis Money" Consequently he's burdened with the cross The stripped down "I Don't Believe You" delve even further into the shortcomings of of expectations. Material that would, from ("you say you mess with Lauryn HHI...I don't other contemporary rappers. another artist, be considered forward think- believe you/you say Shaq's your cousin...l PRT has always been a spiritual lot, rap- ing and refreshingly offbeat, is considered a don't believe you"), is funny merely because ping out diatribes that struck serious disappointment from Mr. Thornton. Two you don't know whether Keith conceived it chords back at the time. Although the mes- recent Keith-related releases—Pimp to Eat with tongue-in-cheek. If he did, it's hilarious, sages on Losing My Religion still need to be and Matthew—show that Keith's eccentrici- but it's even funnier if he didn't. All in all, heard, it feels like PRT is preaching to the ty extends to the quality of his own work. Matthew might not be Keith's best work. choir and not to a new generation of hip- Pimp to Eat is credited to the Analog But for novice heads looking for something hop listeners. • Brothers, a crew of five that includes Ice-T a little different, it is worth at least a couple (a.k.a. Ice Oscillator). The concept is a goof of spins. • [For more on this band, go to on the RZA's Bobby Digital (Keith appeared jsteamtunnels.net and search for as "Robbie Analog" on the sleeve of the keywords "Poor Righteous Teachers." Dooom release). It's also a subtle dig at the

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