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..m Lee Hall Renamed in Javits9 Honoi * Javits Has Harsh Lee Center Is Namnzed -Words For Reagan -SenatorJacob Javits Administration Policy Lecture Center" Highly critical of the Reagan administration's poli- cies in Central America, former U.S. Senator Jacob By Elizabeth WaBerman Javits said in a speech Monday this country must Originally, he gave about 2,000 boxes of notes and 'learn a lesson about living with people and govern- memorabilia to be sorted by archivists in hopes that ments who do not share our views." the material would serve some historical purpose. Javits compared U.S. intervention in Nicaraugua In return, former U.S. Senator Jacob Javits got a and El Salvador to a regional Brezhnev doctrine- a concrete building -sort of. Soviet policy used to justify aid to budding communist The 2,000-seat Lecture Center was dedicated the parties in several nations. "Senator Jacob Javits Lecture Center" in formal ceremonies Monday, which the 79-year-old statesman In a speech at formal ceremonies dedicating the attended. Feeling "great satisfaction" at this token of Lecture Center to the former New York Republican the university's appreciation, Javits was hopeful that Senator, Javits criticized Reagan administration in- the purpose of his collection would be achieved- tervention in these two 'focal points of conflict in Cen- education. tral America." "I come here today with a feeling of great satisfac- On Nicaragua, Javits said: 'Without guilding the tion, and I'm deeply pleased that the suggestion of lily, we are, in Nicaragua, seeking to overthrow a go- naming the lecture center for me originated from the vernment which should have a chance to show that it is student body," Javits said, pausing representative after each cluster of the people." of words because of his affliction with the degenerative Of El Salvador, he said: "We're supporting a society nerve disorder amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, also and a governmental apparatus which is engaged in known as Lou Gehrig's disease. Seeing the progress in suppression in its worst form -defiance of the human the ordering of his material, Javits said "gives great rights to which we subscribe.' promise after I'm gone to advance the concept of edu- The United States was criticized last month in the cation for the purpose of achieving." United Nations and the World Court for the mining of It is Javits' hope that "on this campus, as well as Nicaraguan harbors as a means to aiding rebels at- other State University campuses, men and women will tempting to bring down that government, which has a be raised and educated who will appreciate the lessons Marxist leaning. The United States also sends aid to of people like my self in the past and draw from what the El Sahadoran government to fight insurgents we leave as a record of our lives and efforts." The government has been suspected in the past of Although he made references to "after I'm gone" in promoting right wing death squads. his 20 minute speech, the 24-year Senate veteran also 'We have to learn a lesson about living with people MarburgW and Javits exit the newly-named Jacob K. Javits Lecture Center. said he would be be returning to campus early this (continued on page 7) {continued on page 7) 350 Gather in Support of Student RiIsatSBRal y By Christopher Maryanopolis It was "May Day" yesterday and more than 350 students gathered in the Fine Arts Plaza to give their support for student rights. The rally consisted of several political speakers musical acts. Polity President David Gamberg, one of the rally organizers, asked everyone present to sign a huge banner made by Polity which listed rights the students should have. These rights included better bus service. the right to vote on campus, and the right to have dorm cooking. Gamberg said he hoped to "send a message" to the university administration, however one campus official said the message was not heard . The first speaker, Steven Englebright, the Suffolk County legislator encouraged students' participation in voter registration. and he stressed the fact that students need more representation in government Other guest speakers included Jim Leotta, Long Is- land Regional Coordinator for the New York Public Interest Research Group (NYPIRG) and Troy Oeschnern representative of the Student Association of the State University (SASU). Oechner spoke about improving campug bus service, the stop twenty-one drinking age hike campaign, and women's safety campus. SASU and NYPIRG are both working to win the righttovoteon campus. Patrick Heany. a NYPIRG *bot 36 peoaawcntvOn oow *uwent issues w~c they feel hem -oee- e re-tfy, brought about 350 people to Ome Fie Art* Cenftr "mmra (continued on page 5) Compiled From Associated Press Reports

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0 0 Mondale Tops in Tenn; r^' ' F i Predicts Wrap-Up 'fr ?^ I 'I Walter F. Mondale defeated Sen. see and a distant third in the district, Gary Hart in the Tennessee presidential needs an incredible 91 percent of the primary yesterday and said his recent remaining delegates to block Mondale. 20-M lo A s w Io-s m in string of victories may enable him to Jackson, enjoying his best night of the wrap up the Democratic nomination campaign, was winning more than 60 ]nm I percent of the District of Columbia vote ol the aric before the party convention in July. The Rev. Jesse Jackson won his first election in what he described as a victory "for the orie RAefire with an easy victory in the District of boats stuck at the bottom." Columbia He claimed his victory before hundreds of supporters at the conven- at. 9pm-1 lpm ' Mondale's showing- he had 42 percent tion center where he launched his cam- of the Tennessee vote and was runner-up paign last November, declaring, "Our in the District- aided his methodical mission is to expand and heal our party. riTUDE drive for national convention delegates. Our mission is to expand and heal our With a 600-delegate lead, he needs to nation." win half the delegates at stake in the Mondale hopes to amass an insur- J8TMEN1V next five weeks. mountable lead in delegates by the end t In Texas, site of Saturday caucuses of the primary season June 5. A string of that are crucial to Hart's candidacy, victories over the next week- especially 'OURS Mondale said "I'm delighted" by his in hotly contested Texas and Ohio- , Tennessee showing and by the possibil- would make it all but impossible for PPY HOUR ity he can secure the nomination by the Hart to stop him. final primary night of June 5. "The In Tennessee, Mondale led for 31 of lav~~~~-MD- 4nm-in- av -M a -M V-f Itd A JL JL r, v*1I- developments over the last couple of the 65 delegates at stake. Hart led for 20 weeks make that much more possible," and Jackson for 14. In the Distict of he said. Columbia, with afternoon and evening m-llpm- Anxious not to be overconfident, he votes stil to be counted, Jackson led for continued to disclaim the front-runner's 10 delegates and Mondale for five. ?ers For $1 role and said 'This nomination isn't over The former vice president now leads I yet. Other candidates have a right to Hart By more than 600 delegates- pursue their candidacies." 1,239.05 delegates, compared with IITRSDAY Hart, who finished second in Tennes- 668.75 for Hart and 206.2 for Jackson. ler Time" Reagan to Consider Mid- Part!. i B & SPISES, East Embassy Move rS& T4SHIRTS Washingtn-The Reagan adminis- State Department in Washington. tration fearing an embarrassing *Giving Jordon, which controlled election-year showdown with Congress East Jerusalem until 1967, a deadline is considering moving the U.S. embassy for beginning negotiations on the status in Tel Aviv to WestJerusalem, The Wa- of the ancient city. If Jordon did not RtIDAY - - shiwton Poat reported for Monday meet the deadline, the United States editions, would move the embasy to Jerualem. The newspaper quoted unnamed ad- CM E8TAO ministration officials as saying the 01 White House is seeking a 'creative com- Authoritis Fid IDAN promisewwith Mongrels over a popular 0) bill to move - - wAndi the U.S. embassy from Tel In I- I Aviv to Jerusalem. fram Inal chorus ^ 'The me&=ir wkwki- hi Oa en*-2,%.*. » . 5'' . W-"*ff **» yOuppur - The"Wmetro haU«m to V) ofDemocratic presidential candidates co Walter F. Mondale and Sen. Gary Hart, LibyannEbaEy D-CoWo., has 226 co-Sponsors in the I House and 42 in the Senate. lAidCE Sane administration officials are * Lndo-Police said the found pis- fearful that in the election-year compe. tob and a ssuniton in the forma Li- 1l tition for Jewish votes a compromise is byan Embassy in Great Britain neded to defUse the isu before Presi- yesterday along with "'positive proof" ARTS! dent ln is ad with the choie of that the shots that ast off the 11-dy em- I& signing or vetoing such a measure. bony siege cam fo inside the The newpapersaid no decisions have building. 'been made but adminitation officials The asertion came on the second day rie B.i are odering: of what polioe said wa Pan inch-by- *Luovin the abaqto Weft Jerus incth Oearch of the 70-rom embassy. alem, which was under Israeli control "We hae found eVide that totlly ore the1967 Middle East war but Nos _ _J__m w 1.j _ _i_*»0._~ ~ T la_ *t_ -.& a - refutes CoL M oammar Khadays ver- *a -&-noe isiaent union_ iprooU1ng U. opePmabf orm con- sion of evtob which » that British O0 The Second Floor. 4 ducting officiab«burns in the pre. armed Polic fired an the building4 maid dominantly Arab section of East Comander William HuckaLy, chief 5139 For Further Jerusalem. Into of Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist -in CN 9pbs- *Placing the US. eoMnlate in Jeus- A a \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~ branh . "We hxwe positive prof that "ltem under the diret authorri of the shots have been fired fo a first-for asembaedOinTel Aviv. 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- - -- - 4 f^ 1% Although some job lines have been restored and partial funding increases have been allotted to SUNY in the 1984- 85 state budget, Stony Brook officials feel this is not enough to offset cuts in previous years. One new way they will be trying to make up for the shortfall in funding is through a $2.50 per year vehicle registration fee to be charged, starting this fall, to all faculty, staff and students. University President John Mar- burger announced the implementation of the fee at yesterday's Stony Brook Council meeting. He also said his administration has been informed by SUNY that 58 of the 162 job lines I ordered cut by the state by March 31 had been restored. Marburger said that many of the 162 positions have already been closed through attrition and it was uncertain as of press time whether any lay-offs would result. In a letter addressed to the university community and distributed to the Coun- cil members, Marburger said, "That means we 'only' have to give up 104 posi- Statesman/Mk uVICvnen tions from our 1984-85 starting base- and a large back log of needed repairs, e.g. replacement of piano keyboard Inopeative equipment, such as the above drill press, roughly hammers (inset photo) hinder the work of Joseph Vitti, a technical specialist at the Fine Arts Center. ....This reduction will be shared equally between the hospital and the other campus divisions, but nowhere will the targets be easily achievable Musc Dpartmnent Plague while maintaining current levels of activity." Marburger also told the Council that because of cuts in past years there is a $2 .0 By Seriously Dameed Pano million shortfall in the university's I Other Than Personnel Service (OTPS) account for supplies, travelling and a lot of effort adapting to the pecul- By John Burkhardt and in the eight years since they were other expenses. In the letter, Marburger iarities of the instruments here, she Surrounded by the sound of stu- purchased, the shop has never been credited the state's "failing to fund real- said, and it puts them at a disadvan- dents practicing, in a room where wired for them. As a result, Vitti can istic price increases" for the account tage when they enter national or in- Ripes drip from above and rain do only minor repairs. years ago with creating the shortage. He ternational competitions with people -auses flooding, potentially adding to But the pianos in the Fine Arts said, "Consequently, every campus who are used to good instruments. the damage, Joseph Vitti tries to re- Center are just one of a number of office will again experience a decrease Vitti said, "I don't really like to see pair and maintain pianos. But in ad- such problems. Computing Center in OTPS purchasing power." these pianos like this either," but that dition to the fact that he is Director George Pidot, for example In an interview late last week, Carl there is little he can do. For example, overworked both Vitti, a technical raid the Center's budget last year co- Hanes, vice-president for Administra- in order to make the keys respond specialist, and Billy Layton, vered only about 60 percent of the tion, said they will not lift a local hiring operating expenses, leaving evenly and improve sound, all but six I chairman of the Music Department freeze and attempt tp transfer person- of the pianos would need to have their say another staff member is hundreds of thousands of dollars in nel finds to make up for the OTPS short- hammers replaced, at $180 per in- necessary-he has a pitifully inade- unpaid bills. In the year since he ar- fall. He said, "We will use a manage struments Some also need to have quate budget for spare parts and rived here, he said, the 17-year-old freeze to try and save as much as we strings replaced, a few need new $12.000 worth of power tools that building has flooded twice, forcing can." soundboards, and some have broken can't be plugged in. Of about 150 pi- them to shut down the equipment, Another way the administration keys. Vitti said "a conservative esti- anos at the Fine Arts Center, Vitti and the antiquated air-conditioning intends to find the needed funds is mate" of repair costs would be about said, all but six need major repairs. system sometimes fails to protect the through the institution of the vehicle $100,000 annually. the budget last Some can be restored, not as fine in- equipment, causing the system to registration fee, although it is only year was $2,500. struments, but handy "if someone stop. "It's wasting tens of thousands expected to bring in money in the low to bang on," and of dollars a month," Pidot said, par- wants something According the Billy Layton, thousands per year, Marburger said. irreparable- tially becuase "we've practially had several are totally chairman of the Music Department, Hanes said earlier that the $2.50 per m of the struggle the air-conditioning crew living in en apparent casualties the department has been urgently re- year fee "will generate income that can Brook and state offi- the building," and partially because between Stony questing funds for piano repairs for offset the current cost for vehicle regis- it is so old-fashioned it forces them to z 1cials over money. years, every time they send univer- 'tration" through parking permits that played on a really good heat the building and air-condition "I haven't sity officials their annual budget re- are issued, and not necessarily alleviate this school,"said the rooms the equipment is in at the piano since I came to quest. Last time, Bronstein said, the entire OTPS account needs. student in same time. Some of the computer ter- Fred Bronstein, a doctoral students and faculty also senta letter, In other business, the Council passed a offered minals are not working, Pidot said, piano. He said Stony Brook begging university officials to come set of revisions to the University Stu- 0» training, "but I don't know how many because I to very high level professional up with enough funds. There has not dent Conduct Code proposed by the in- don't have a technician to go out and 0 but "when you have to play with been much protest. though the situa- Rules Revision Committee. The commit- that count. struments that are not up to tion is terrible, Layton said, "because tee, which met regularly throughout the 'level, there are subtleties you just , Among the problems Fine Arts year. "reviewed. edited and streamlined Center students and faculty alike the administration recognized the Icannot develop. I'm -not even problem...but there really isn't a de- [the Conduct Codel for greater clari- [the deal with are pianos that are out of speaking of the sound of them partment in this university that ty.-and]...made a number of revisions pianos], which is horrible." tune, some that need to be played to improve the judicial process extra hard, some with a mixture of doesn't have funding problems." All but a handful of the pianos are "We are in a very difficult year," at...Stony Brook." according to a memo about 10 years old, get used about responsive and some unresponsive addressed to Vice-President for Student keys. Gwen Mok, another doctoral University President John Mar- eight hours a day, and the university burger said. A memo he recently sent Affairs Fred Preston from Sam Taube. has never had the capacity to give student in piano, said, "It's really assistant vice-president for Student hindering our development as pian- to the university community outlined them more than minor repairs budget problems that have developed Affairs. Vitti's workshop includes the neces- ists. You always get different pianos Taube's memo highlighted some of and they all have different prob- over the last five years and said over sary equipment-a lathe, handsaw, $2 million in 'essential" expenses the changes: drill press and other power tools, but lems." Stony Brook students pre- *Preamble- a sentence has been paring to be professional pianists use could not be met this year. they run off 220 volts of electricity, added to allow the university to take O . on page I1) - - (continued kL I r. . a. a I . -r _ cl C ^

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1 70%More Women lcark College Heads int Washington, D.C. (CPS)- The for college presidencies, let alone "there has been a net gain of about 14 to the whole." number of women college presidents small when compared appointed to such posts, prior to the [women] a year" appointed as college "And what about the salaries of those has jumped 70 percent- from 148 in 1975 enactment of Title IX of the 1972 Educa- presidents. women and how they compare to men's" to 254 in 1984- in the last eight years, tion Amendments, which forbid schools But a 70 percent increase over eight she wondered, explaining that studies according to a new study by the Ameri- from discriminating on the basis of years "isn't nearly as signifigant when still show "discrepancies on salaries can Council on Education's (ACE's) gender, she pointed out. In 1975 "women we started with such low figures to between men and womena at all levels" Office of Women in Higher Education. accounted for scarcely five percentof all begin with," stressed Mary Boyette, spo- of the college hierarchy. Even so, Touch- "I think the increase is really signifi- college presidents," Touchton said. kesman for the American Association of ton looks at women's achievements in gant," said ACE spokesman Judy "And for the next several years the University Women. -highereducation in a positive light. -I Touchton. "It coincides with a lot of changes were minimal." "It's great that [the number of women 'Every time a woman moves into a attention that's been, given to the status But by 1977 "there started to be some presidents] increased," Boyette said, visible leadership role such as a college of women not just in education, but in noticeable increases" in the number of "but it's clear women still hold only a presidency, or a state governor, or other areas such as politics and women serving as chief executive offiec- handful of the presidencies. The mayor, it lets people know women cann business." ers of their colleges. Since then, she said, Women were seldom even considered number of women presidents is still fill that role just as well." she said. I Student Discorered Artifacts Students Rlly For Rights (continued from page I) Stevens, a three man folk rock band and intern said, local rock band Mazarin. Housed at SBS Museum "We want to win the right for students to Though he turnout was much smaller vote on campus which has already been than expected the crowd showed much By Stephanie Hyde principles of archaeological field me- done at SUNY at Purchase." enthusiasm and cheered on the speakers The new home for artifacts found last thods. Lightfoot said that it is hoped that I Gamberg vigorously informed the and performers. One of the students, summer by a team of SUNY student is collections of lasting scientific and re- participants of the reason for the rally, Paul Wojcik said, "I came to the library located on the first floor in the Social search value will be established and in to uphold and increase student rights. to study then I saw the rally and decided Behavioral Sciences (SBS) building at addition the department hopes to earn He wanted the banner full of signatures to hang out "Other students came to the University Museum of Anthro- museum accreditation. pology. Both the exhibit and the so that he could bring it to University give support for the issues and enjoy the summer team were directed by Kent Ed Johannemann from the Long Is- President John Marburger and show beautiful day- some tossing frisbees Lightfoot, assistant Professor of An- land Archaeological Project said the him how the students feel. Gamberg and others sunbathing. Student Sue Tri- thropology at Stony Brook. project "represents one hell of a lot of said, "The administration has to know nidad said, "Although I am a gra- Working at the 2,039 acre Masho- work." He said he and a colleague did we won't sit down and let these issues duating senior I want to see these issues mack Preserve on Shelter Island's sou- not have much time to work on their [dorm cooking, drinking age hike, stay alive." theast peninsula, the student team involvement with the museum display voting rights] pass us by." Gamberg said the purpose of the rally uncovered artifacts from several gener- because of being backlogged with work, There was a banner contest sponsored was "for students to recognize that ations of native Americans. Lightfoot but that they do have a map display of by Polity in which the creator of the throughout the year we have been winning said, "The museum fulfills components Long Island there and a display of his- banner received three free facing issues that are worsening...It's Students Associ- of archaeological research. It serves sev- toric books. kegs of beer. The Asian going to send a messsage." ation and the Chinese Association at eral purposes and is for students and Johannemann said, "Everyone has Stony Brook won with a joint banner University President John Mar- community schools from nearby areas different ideas about how things should because they were the only two clubs to burger, however, said the message was too." be, but it's a good display." Lightfoot show their support through a banner. not received. "As far as communicating In addition to Indian tools and wea- said the sites where the artifacts at the According to Gamberg, he was dis- or having influence on decision pons, the exhibit includes methods used museum were found date from the Ar- pleased with the banner contest turnout making- that's not the way we work in uncovering sites and information chaic Period, 1500-3000 B.C. He said since only two organizations entered. here." Marburger told one reporter "I found at them. Lightfoot said, "It that on Long Island can be the oldest know arti- The performers at the rally included can't think of any reasons why it would brutal on hot days at the sites with facts found are about dust 10,000 years old. folk singers Claudia Jacobs, Lou change my mind." and insects." Two students who went on On the preserve this summer, the stu- the field school course last summer are dents found quarry material used to Laurene Montero and Julie Horowitz. make tools, nearby workshops, shell T'zntero said, "This is just the begin- dump sites and residential areas among ning. I think it's a good exhibit but it's the 18 prehistoric sites they located. the first season of the Shelter Island The University Museum is open 5,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~, school so there's not much to work with." Monday to Thursday 1-4 PM for the re- Horowitz said, "I think they did a great mainder of the year and tours can be Eosele job in telling the story of what we did arranged for schools and other groups. ESTAURANT this summer." More information about the museum q A primary purpose of the course of- and the summer field school are avail- Introducing fered to the students is to teach the basic able from Lightfoot. 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- M - - = - ^w Javits Criticizes Reagan Admin MlCeB4.<^J^ (continuedfrom page 1) dora group, their actions should be listened to by the and governments who do not share our views," Javits United States. "We should be enthusiastic, supportive told a crowd of about 100 students, faculty, and televi- of those efforts instead of which we intend to give them I . $2.00WtK»i *.« «IOFF I sion cameras in Lecture Hall 100. lip service only." W'8Y(H I -The solution he recommended was for U.S. policy A one-time member of the Senate Foreign Relations ^^LARGER a makers to heed to the desires of other nations in the Committee Javits was instrumental in authoring the vicinity of El Salvador and Nicaragua. Such a solution War Powers Resolution limiting the chief executives had worked in the U.S. invasion of Grenada last year, power to decare war. And the 24-year Senate veteran ICE CREAM which Javits justified as representative of "a policy of said ne is still proud of the label -politician- "be- the future in which the idea is that regions have a right cause few people know as I do that it takes power to to sucure themselves against outlaw in government. heal, to help, to make life more worth living [and] to Vcake CAKE- custom inscribed ; They need not stand by and see a people victimized." bring about the rule of law and the rule of justice while oumwait? I The intervention in Grenada differed from U.S. sup- instead of the rule of force." port in other reasons because it had been requested by His criticism of the Reagan administration does not Choose fromn hundreds of exclusive Carvel the governments of neighboring cake designs and special shapes to create nations. necessarily mean he will dart from the party ranks and a distinctivecake for any occasion. Current U.S. policy being conducted in Central vote Democratic in November. Said Javits: "No matter Can not tie comnttned with other coupons ot reduced -'*' -"s America, Javits said, is not necessarily wanted by who is president; you're going to have areas of very Redeemable only at stoye's lsted In this ad thrt MQV 23,190f neighbors. Disturbances in that region are "far more serious disagreement. So, the question is who can lead of a threat to Mexico, right on the border, than the the country best....I expect to be able to support I Co/U~e£ FINAST SHOPPING CENTER United States," he said. And because Mexico is joining Reagan." a number of other nations in the region in the Contra- -Elizabeth Wasserman ad g oin ROUTE 25A, EAST SETAUKET Jz^ 75S-9618 e -- AI Lecture Center Is Renamed -~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ page 1) (continued from Trustees, who passed it in January. summer to lecture on U.S. foreign policy in Central The tribute, held in Lecture Hall 100 was followed America. He concentrated his speech Monday on criti- by a reception in the Union Ballroom, which featured a cisms of the Reagan administration's policy towards two-tier birthday cake in honor of Javits' May 18 i El Salvador and Nicaragua. (see story page 1) birthday. The purpose of this visit, however, was to honor the Although there were whispers as to whether the : FREiE. statesman who had worked on such legislation as the elder statesman looked better or worse than he had Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the War Powers Resolu- during his last campus visit in October- he is confined *DINNER! tion of 1973. The speakers who preceded Javits did not to a wheelchair and needs oxygen pumped through a 5pm- lOpm forget. Said Geoffrey Reiss, the Statesman editor who tube in his throat in order to breath- an aide to Javits had come up with the idea of renaming the Lecture said he is still keeping a busy schedule. He will be Friday & Saturday a Center in September. "We will always owe debt to travelling to Boston, Hartford and Albany soon, all Senator Javits.' Reiss said Javits would serve as a role within a two week span. 5pm-closing model to students, such as himself. This coupon entitles bearer to Statesman Editor in Chief, Glenn Taverna, pres- 1 FREE MEAL when accompanied by a ented Javits with a replica of the editorial page that person purchasing an entree of equal a the dedication as a tribute. The had first suggested a . ^i.EIL'r or greater value. plaque included the following message to C > a^"^\ ^^ Must be presented before ordering. o Javits : 'The renaming of the Lecture Center in his Salea-Service * A^S^^4 ) tot good Incombination with anv other coupon. _ honor is a fitting tribute, and yet it is a small token of Expires May 30, 1984 B our affection for a man who has given so much during ¢ sNihiki-Ross t . . his years in the Senate." * DINNER HOURS* t 3-5-10-12-15- Speed Bikes t . Sun-Thurs 5pm-10pm m University President John Marburger presented a. B ALL TERRAIN BIKES . Fri & Sat till 4am a Javits with a miniature copy of the plaque that will ^£ Itts Spring Tune-Up Time > MWESSMSOMMMMMMMMEMMEMEMESSIP hang in the Javits Lecture Center. 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"Marvelous, remarkable, exciting, exhilarating, fantastic-" - Studs Terke' WFMT1 Chicago coOD "Hard dues and proud roots, romance and even a little ecstasy" 00- Nat Hentoff, THE NA TION 'Hold onto your shoes - it's the Klezmorim!' Courier Postf Camden, N . * Saturday, May 5 8pm State University of New York at Stony Brook w tha FINE ARTS CENTER T-iCketS $S. $S, $14 Reduced to S5, S6. $7 Box Office 246-5678 I -Edi'tor'al ---- * Deficit Blues They're playing our song. It's a monotonous little tune, but it's our song, nonetheless. The name of the song is 'The Financial Deficit Blues,' and the movement we're going to discuss today describes the woes of a university that finds some of its most expensive equipment rotting away for lack of money to take care of it. It's an ironic little ditty, the university could be selling enough of the equipment to pay for upkeep on the rest. Two of the problem areas are: *in the 150 pianos used by the music department. All but six need major repairs. They've got $12,000 worth of power tools to do the job, but there's no place to plug them in, since the tools run on 220-volt current. Mean- while, the piano workshop has pipes that drip, and it floods when it rains. *in the computing center, last year's operating budget only covered about 60 percent of the costs. The 'OU E AILTYN -TO10 (3E1 I' KNOW YOU RKWU OUATWA?, A! 'M TNO!06T 17-year-old building has flooded twice in a year, and the XWJ f IR! neolithic air-conditioners break down endangering the delicate equipment. Meanwhile, the song continues, with the university -Letters supplying its usual doleful counterpoint, "But we've got no money to pay for these things." Well, many of us end or phasing out of the dorm Public Safety: have had the experience of owning a car that was too How About a cooking program. We've seen the expensive to keep, and the unanimous solution is: sell Drinking License centratlization of the Resident As- Extremely Dismaying the car. If the university sold enough of the equipment to To the Editor: sistant/Managerial Assistant To the Editor: In less than one month, pay for the repari and upkeep of the rest, then there'd be I will be (R.A./M.A.) selection process, Itis time the community is made 21 and therefore "legal" in every which moved. no problem. If things continue as they are, then (a) the from the colleges to aware of some of the actions of the state to drink any alcoholic bever- where it now operates, on a quad.- of Public Safety. pianos will rot away to nothing, and (b)the creditors will Department ages. Barring one short stage in my wide level. come to cart the computers away. On Thursday night, April 19, life, have' never been particularly On a more personal level, how- while driving away from the Stony r overzealous about drinking so I feel ever, is the decision of the Depart- Brook Union on Infirmary Road, I capable of making objective deci- ment of Residence Life to fire one of was stopped at a roadblock by the Staesmanm- Spring1984 - sions on the matter of the legal the most competent members of its Department of Public Safety. drinking age. I have always thought staff. The decision to fire Bill manned by six officers intwo cars. I Qlonn J. Tavms it ironic that I was an adult at 13 to Heyman, Kelly D's Residence Hall was told to get out of my car and Editor-in-Chief the movie theaters, at 16 to the De- Director (RHD), is just another ad- show my license. When I did so, partment of Motor Vehicles, at 18 ministrative decision implemented three officers swarmed around my laymond Fazi - Therse to the Lhn government officials who with no consideration for those car, shining flashlights into itand at Aanaging Editor Business Manager wanted my votes, and at 21 to those whom it affects. While it has been my passengers, asking us, "Do you same government officials, who Elizabeth Wasserman made clear by Kelly D residents, have any drugs you want to tell us Helen Pnewuzman thought I was finally Deputy Managing responsible and people from other buildings, about?" Associate Editor enough to drink alcohol. _ditor that Bill is a well-known and re- The whole incident was dis- I propose that everyone age 18 spected person, the decision will go tressing to me, I was not speeding, and older be given a drinking .------DIRECTORS li- through and administration will weaving, or driving under the influ- News Director cense. I would suggest that this be Andrea Rosenberg take another backward step. As ence of alcohol or any other drug. ArtaDiractorn Alan Golnick, Paul a photo license which would not Sp or rl cto r Miotto there is more than one college on The officers did not have cause or sD Teresa Hoyta only serve as proof-of-age Photo Drector and this campus in which residents me or MattCohen identification, reasonable suspicion to stop but also as evidence don't even M"ner Cary Sun know who their R.H.D., anyone else that was stopped there EditorialAsocia DirectorBusins that the holder has so far proven to Mitch Wagner one must wonder why such a deci- that night. be a responsible drinker. If the re- sion has been made. Neglecting the lega Iissues, I find EDITORS sponsibilities that go along with the whole premise of Public Safety News Editos MitcheHHorowitz, Barry Wenig drinking are violated, the license Sports Editor Jeff Eisenhart Amy Gluco'n doing this extremely dismaying. t o ma-y te suspended. Pho Editors Doreen Kennedy, This would Dallas Baumann, et al, came to They are supposed to be protecting der inde make justit as difficult for the vio- our building last Wednesday CoreV Van o h o l a s s o m e o n e to the community and are always re- Graphka Editan Ken Copel. Anthony Detrs latto tacquireal li s t en to but not hear whatwehad Credit Manager Dave Owen peating their motto, "We are here 0) National Advdrting Manager Martha Rochford who is under age. to say. Thisforces me to conclude to serve." The fact is, six officers In my opinion this would only that Bill is being fired, notbecause were in one place, instead of patrol- CM4 restrain the small percentage ASSASTANT EDITORS of of his performance or interaction ling the campus. Ron people who do not uphold sst Noww Edor Dunphy, Bob Hendriks the re- with college residents, butbcause of Public Safety _neAt Edit SW" Mu lion sponsibilities The Department dl t or of drinking, and leave. of the way he deals with adminis- As P y E s Stee Kim, I, Liafr seems to be conscious of public re- Contributing Edhor* Howad Breu, Mike Chan, the innocent to enjoy rights of an. tration.MJaybe they feel that he islations. Obviously, they have for- Jim Pwsno adult. This would also not discrimi- too liberal for this campus. C~ould itgotten that they need student ------_ BUSINESS nate against the younger adults in be that it is administration's policy support to do an effective job. Advw**V Direcw iames J.Mackin A^--^mdsk A-rttxun .iex the way that the 21 -year-old to stay on as impersonal a level Another item that needs to be MW-Ml-gAwwl Rn~~~~~~~~~rynePitt (U) drinking age most certainly would. with students as possible? Maybementioned is that rarely are Public LU Typ-irr Ruth M Wolford Susnnah Chem isi te minrit. unersood I hope, if nothing else. this letter Residence life should change its Safety officers seen patrolling on will make people realize that there name to the Residence Personnel stay in their vehi- S lmana * not-fw-prof Accorporut wih oS foot. They always M thkb - are alternatives. mentOf the StonyBro Sd Un#wn Ovr lmnow .d P.O.0Box There are ways to Task Force. That swaytheir irra-cles and on the roads. Could it be 4.E.,S"OnrooJ NY 17.90. For/nfmanendkyMAt*. conta punish the offenders without pun- tional decisions will be beterthat they are afraid to walk around I(/ thereve L*n fusv " r or Jairms Mackin ADerJim Dew w _19t246-3693. S For mfo onon cis aA tis cNf. 24€- Jeanne Aranow without guns? 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An Unwanted Momento Mornings first light Streaming through blinds hits an age-old artifact , ' upon a faded mantle

A metallic reflection cast off catches my eye and makes me squint

Why has this time-honored relic remained upon this mantlepiece A reminder of what once was Now faded as the memory it recalls

Who set those floral arrangements Who etched this loving message My Songs now left abandoned upon a vacant mansion's mantle The singers song, the music rang, A solitary reminder of a life once lived And I grabbed a few songs And called them forever mind, Where are it's inhabitants Where have they been When might they return And callad them forever mine, To recapture this glimpse of their faded pasts Engravecd as they were with My footsteps echo through the barren abode Myfingerprints, as, leaving, I withdraw the silver tray Of a momnent in time. From it's lofty perch atop the mantle They stayed locked A silver tray with inscription reading In the portals of my mind. 'To my Love On our Twenty-fifth rillsomeone had the audacity rve always been To play them once again. And always shall be And theyfflowed out Faithfully Yours. and kissed me, Your Husband" With a full bodied moment of long ago, I was here and there A forgotten vow with mird and body. An Unwahted Motento Those songs, myvery own songs, A sadly tarnished siver souvenir I ant nottheir master, pF1PPing Qy^A _ -o - - A Miscarried Marri&ge But thef play for me, Reflected From a Mournful Momento Or they play, And I accept what they have to say, This Sunday, May 6, the Union Auditonrum will come alive at 8 00 PMf by: David G. Waghomr Once again, With the sounds of Steppi^ Out. This evening of dance s presented to Ofanother day OS by the Dance Workshwop Cluhb, produced b Claire Dorgan of the S-B. Ofanother time, Athletic Department d-rted by Laura MDo se and Charkene Winley 0( JOY 4nd laughter, caught, likea betal,between the pages of a book. nd wiM feature Jazz, frican Modem Tap and Elcric B e es Of cryiAg and pain, can be purchased for S2.00 at the tnio box Off"-' or for :rom*te hidden caskets of my mid. by Devaejoti Kataky ************************ ** *, The Dance Workshop Club 1984 Featuring

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I -r I II W . JAZZ, AFRICAN, + 4- NIL T MODERN. TAP. & ^ JIL SundayMay6tlk 1984 ELECTRICBOOGI I E o ^ v ~~~Union Auditorium fCtdB jL. State University d Yoff at Stow Brook i lO h $2.00 8P.MA. v^ Ch ***************** .****** ** j-PETRY CORWVlR-j COMES THE RAIN From deep within me, comes the rain, , Shouting sorrow, torment, pain. I\ Thoughts are swirling, in grey mists held, , - Snatched from where they once had dwelled A mind in turmoil, shouting rage, f Never dimmed in mists of age. . l Many times my mind has cried; I Many times my soul has died. - - . The wars inside, I ran't explain; . -. Deep within me es the rain.- V0 "- - s-*t Diane Ruge -

^^ f ( ^ LOST IN SOCIETY - Listen to this IMAGINARY(?) TALE Good friends will give you a br Of a HELPLESS, DESPERATE, < PURPLE' whale;

whesnyre ;i ; X :fListI in seas where byoe LF L8 IQQA-VW IeRAW a .. SHE'S the feared. l

Others thinking it's a - .- . Negative weird.

Bhe searches to dwell in A ^ Friendly water,

With no assumptions that She is coming to slaughter.

She cannot show her True Ambition

This facade a result of her Doubted Intuition

Conforming to standards in her RACIST SOCIETY.

Prohibits the growth of her Real Personality.

She needs to scream and say, -

"THAT'S NOT FAIR!!"

But thinks rejection prevails for a soul TOO AWARE!

llhis minerable whale, We'll call her Freida,

Looked for a job, but was told They DON'T need her

She later found that this was COLOR-INVOLVED:1

Her RARITY insulted; So, SENSITIVITY evolved.

Now, she no longer believes in HER Views;

She swims INCOGNITO with Unattainable clues; by: Lyssa Naer

BREATH DEEP We're all here together living each day by day. We could stay forever though this may lead us astray. Step by step The dinner was sensational. So was the up the ladder of experience, giving us more and more depth. check. The problem is, the theater tickets that We could travel off to a far our world, you insisted on buying broke your whole ,a world as close as your breath. budget. Enough to declare bankruptcy by the What is this mold of body and mind time the coffee arrived. that we have created? Folow the instincts of Soul "i A nudge under the table and a certain and youlI no longer be dictated. * destitute look in the eye were enough to Breath Deep; eyes shut, ^In^ Byc produce the spontaneous loan only a let go... the cork pops! out the bottle you j^U_ >good^ friend is ready to make. flow I'm flying - How do you repay him? First Where am P. the cash, then the only beer equal Where are my 'Clothes.' _^^^^L^ to his generosity: L6wenbrau. There they go. I open my eyes. Am I not an atom of light dreaming up this Cloak of Clay

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hoyse Cuts some relatively enelgetic pointa speclly odd couple. It seems that the grup is Annie (gg POP "I#st Fir I" and "Sixteen." Lennox and, what's his name, with the long hai Wamer Bros Again, them isn't a good Ir W this LPs and funny glasses. release. Iggy Pop fans will be fmiliarwith the Trashy tabloids spread exciting soops on ' by Evan ussell material and won't want to buy two halves of Lennox's lif - "Is it a boy, girl or BOyGorge?" One would be hard prssed to imagine why Iords that mark an indistinct peiod in his Lennox's parodies of the macho male am il- Warner Bros. se to release this ecord. A caree, and newcmners might too easily be so credibly realistic. Her appearane on the "MS more apprpriatetitle might have been "JgW8 disillusioned as to write off all the earlier and chael Jackson Awards'' as a Lowfoints8. Not to slight igy Pop, for he is later material as equally dull. Much more ap- psuedo-Presley-male shocked and confused unquestionably one of the Pgeatest American popriat~e would have been a rcord compiling viewers almost as much as BoyGeorgeand Joarn rock ers em, but 'Lust for Wife" and songs fimm 'The Stooges*" "Fun House," and Rivers. The former of which praised the US on 'The Idiot" (songs fiom which this recod is "Raw Powe' - real music. / that same program for 'knwng a good drag made up) are far from his best woras. Touch queen when they see one." However, compan- Firstly, the Stooges were one of the leading The Eurythmics sons to Boy George and Annie Lennox should members in the late '60s/eart/70s movement RCA Records not be made. toward decadence and away fom the boring Getting back to the music of "Touch"...the Hoverpuced, homogenized sounds that were by Mark Neston music flows. From "Here Comes the Rain more dominant. The harshness and violence of Sure the Eurythmic's latest album, Touch has Again," to "Paint a Rumour," the excitement the Stooges music can be considered one of the been out for a while, but who's heard it? Only never stops; a thrill a minute. But that's not many origins of punk Secondly, David Bowie's half the country. really true. 'Touch" does not lack originality, co-writing and production were, for Iggy Pop The Eurythmics have done it again with life and creativity. There is a wide range of styles the Idss of death. 'Touch." Their first album, "Sweet Dreams" incorporated into this album. 'The Idiot," in light of Iggs other records, is (Are Made of This) turned out to be an incred- Other tracks, "Who's that Girl" "No Fear, No incredibly boring and limp, and the earlier ible smash in this country with the hit singles Hate, No Pain, (No Broken Hearts)" are similar to "Lust For tIoe"is only somewhat better. Tese "Sweet Dreams" and 'Love is a Strange." Now "Hem Comes the Rain Again." Theyre rather records, and "Choise Cuts," display Iggy Popts the duo of Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart have slow, haunting songs that are packedwith emo- moveient away from mindless heavy netal a few more hits under their belts. "Here comes tion. The other tracks vary from the steel drums dabbling in more complex and subtle musical the Rain Again," a song every red blooded teen in "Right by Your Side," to the orchestra in styles. A big mistake The side featuring cuts hias fimiliarized themselves with, leads theway "Here Comes the Rain Again." from 'The Idiot," including "China Gri" re- for the rest of the albumn The rest of the album is CTouch" is more or less an extension of cently redone by Bowie, is sleep inducing. In sure to follow in being a hit. "Sweet Dreams" but a more polishedt commer- fairness, the "Lust For Life" side does have Mbe duo of Lennox and Stewart are a rather cial one. Them's nothing wrong with commer- ical, as long as it sounds good and entertains r - the people. TOUCH does all of the above and a / - F - little more. Earn Over $1,000 A Month While Still In School

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I - Vie wpoints ------The Story of a Place Called UnivAdmi n By Tara Corey Was he singled out for something or could there be cannot protect the rights and property of small groups, Once upon a time there was a place on Short Island, some plausible explanation for this? They stampeded how can they expect us to believe that they are capable called UnivAdmin. Its proud owner was a fellow named and marched outside the Corral, demanding an answer. of protecting so large a place as UnivAdmin? Or worse, John Marbury. We called him J.M. Not much is known But they never got one. It just seemed so unfair, not to what if they could really protect all of us but have, about him because he's a quiet man. He doesn't say mention suspicious. selectively, chosen not to give equal treatment and pro- much because he'd rather not get involved. He just tection to groups they deem as being unpopular or unde- prefers to keep a low profile. But getting back to Uni- Like any major establishment with a large number of sirable? This certainly paints a dismal picture to those of vAdmin, it's an equal opportunity establishment that's horses enrolled, there will be a diversity of interests, us who are next in line...and there's going to be financed by the State. And it isn't supposed to discrimi- each of which deserving to be addressed and accomo- someone next in line. So much for upholding laws and nate, by law, on the basis of the color of the horse or on dated. In response to this, UnivAdmin had allotted a stall equality. the type of racing that the horse prefers, for example. to each of the different groups that requested one. Re- The function of this place is to teach horses how to cently, however, one group has had a problem that is But that's not all, folks. There's more. There's this compete in the real world when they graduate from being ignored. One night, their stall door was stolen and cowboy from Dallas, named Bauman. He's in charge of UnivAdmin. sent on a watery journey in a nearby watering hole. The Stall Life, here at UnivAdmin. He seems to be making It was your typical place, in a lot of ways. The Stallions Mules said they saw nothing, and once they found out arbitrary decisions and he is either unwilling or incap- were the teachers for the undergraduate Colts and Fil- about it they proceeded to do nothing. The Burros, who able of offering the proper justification for them. He also lies. Before long, the Colts and Fillies could expect to are trained to have an extra good sense of sight and seems to be ignoring the horses and he doesn't appear graduate and become Ponies. UnivAdmin was such a smell in these matters, said they don't know anything to be acting in the best interests of the horses, either. As large place that they wefr^, practi.;-illy, their own com- about this, either. Consequently, the stall was left wide for the Donkey's, you can forget about them the same munity. As you would expect, then, they had their own open and unattended for too long a period of time. The way they seem to forget about you after they are elected. small police force of Burros, and a number of mainte- contents of the stall could have been destroyed or stolen They remain, largely, unresponsive to the needs and nance Mules to keep up the place. They even had their and yet no action was taken or is being taken. Why concerns of the horses. They only want your vote and own Political representation. Every year they elected a wasn't anything done about this? Two reasons come to something good to put on their resume. The condition of bunch of Donkeys to their horse government. my mind. First, it is no secret that the Colts and Fillies the dorm stalls can be described in two words...in disre- Things were usually very quiet around the place. that occupy this stall are "happy." The ones who are pair, and costs at UnivAdmin are rising, and new horses Lately, however, a number of questionable and dis- threatened by the happiness of this group are probably are being forced to graze at designated troughs on- turbing occurrances have taken place. And all of them the same ones who are giving them such a hard time. ly...And the list goes on. involve equality, or the lack of it. Secondly, a majority of the horses a; UnivAdmin are into UnivAdmin doesn't seem like such a nice place, does There was this Stallion named Silverstein, who was straight racing. This group, however, prefers trotting, it? They don't seem to respect the horses or treat them denied tenure. The Colts and Fillies, who thought very which is just a different type of racing. But because they all fairly and equally. Thank goodness this is just a highly of him, were puzzled. They wanted to know why constitute a minority, they are being harassed. All in all, made-up place. Could you imagine if it were real...? such a valuable Stallion was being set out to pasture. it isn't very reassuring. If UnivAdmin and the Burros (The writer is an undergraduate.)

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WANT TO MAKE money at the IMAMA. EDNA, *nd Mel-Tht A-1 STEAKSAUCE-Fst, 0.0., You've roomed with Nedo, You've TO THE BOYS OF Benedict E-2- ATTENTION ALL S.B. students-Last beach thi summer. Local studio gruesome foursome. Who will Frank, Maiko, Togi, Paul, Paul, JD, lived with Lance, You've fought You guys are tha best You make itchance to place a farewell personal has o"nninus for everal models forget nice mugs, red noses, kup- Dave, Moist, Chat Big D., Dom, with Bill, and have yedled at Ray. worthwhietogotupandoutofmy in Statesman. ONLY TWO ISSUES to earn good pay photographing ping, Battle of the Rooms, skating, Foo, Harris, Ray, and not to forget You've worked with Steve and robe. By this time nw year I'll be LEFT, May 7th and May 9th. So touris and being photographed Moselby's, Squeeze, General, to mention Baird also extend apol- griped about Dove, you've heard working and wearing pants with come to the Union, Rm. 075 and say on resort beaches. Send photo Edg, pillowfights. Prisoner, Flu- ogies to Chris, Cory & Chang for so much Barbra you could puko. zippers Jim, you're the best. You farewell. (Only $2.00 for the first 20 ad lettb to J. Jromn Studio, bertha, the cost, and Dominoe's? any misunderstanding (You guys You've contracted almost every il- helped me keep my sanity. words.) P.O. BO 386, Lake Grove, N.Y. Like, gimmc a break. it's only been are very moist>-Hfre's to a great lness a hypochondriac cou Id have. Spanky, You ara the greatest_ 117S6. four years but we're finally getting season and a great timal Lookout Hasn't life at Stony Brook been roommate, *e off the ice team DEADLINE FOR MONDAY, May 7th outts here. Buena suerte y mucho for now & imporved F-1 Steak- grand? You've been a great friend Lenny, My fellow Rocklander, personals is on Friday, May 4th at T R I V I A L P U R S U I T felicided. It's been "reel.' Love sauce in '86 (Bairdcyou still and RA to us all.-Warren, Ray, when are we getting our apart- 4:00 PM and the deadline for Wed. PLAYERS.-.Now b your chance to ya-Babycake there?) Surel Dave, and Steve ment. Mitch, good luck net yer May 9th is en Tuesday, May 8th at be * part of the first Trivial Pursuit and thanks for being there for 13 12:00 PM. So come down to Union, Chalknww. Students are needed DEAR TENDERHEART Bear-I ROTHFEST-Saturday, May 6, 1 Steve K-By the way, you also ex- years. Denny, let's hit the village. Rm 075 and say farewell with a Sta- for planning, promotion, judging, love youl Hope you feel better. PM-3 AM. Lowenbrau light & changed dirty jokes with Steve D. Ghlnn, You'll be beck at schooltesman personal. (Only $2 00 for the and of course playing in the chal- Love always-Grumpy Bear (P.S. dark, Miller ft Miller litn. Quad noxt year anyway. Rich, quarter first 20 words.) bengel The challenge, scheduled I'll min you and I'll always think of Olympics, squre dance, bluagrass To the me up. Dave G. and Eric, thanks for June most underrated RA on 2, on the Stony Brook you.) band bonfire, dance pary in Roth campus, St" K. The Phantom for keeping me happy. Sheryl, DEADLINE FOR MONDAY, May 7th Campus. will benefit the Easter Cafel RA of KollyA. your the best We won't kos each personals is Saal Society. You may notthink it, on Friday, May 4th at There will be a brief DEAR MARGARET, Barbara, Suzy but we really do like you. -Steve, other. Kim andValeciaYou'r the 400 PM and the deadline for Wed. information meeting on Wed- a n d J u d y- DEAR UTE, Carolyn, Lori, Sue, and Warren & Wally two greatest sluts I know. Bissell, May 9th is on Tuesday, May 8th at nesday, May 2 at 7 PM in Room CONGRADULATIONS III We're fi- Claudio-You girls are the grea- good luck and keep 231, Student Union up the pursuit. 12:00 PM. So come down to Union, Building, o- nally graduating. Hope you all find testl Thanks for allthe terrific (and TO BARBARA Streisand's You and Lenny will open up the Rm. 075 and say farewell with a Sta - caN the Eater Seal Trivia Hotline peace and happiness in the unusual) times and for being there at 616/421-2200. roommate- Steve K. It must be first branch of Penis' of America tesman personal (Only $2.00 for the future.-Lisa when I needed you. You made my tough to listen to the same tape Craig, lot's talk about the good first 20 words.) senior year the batl I love you all over and over again. Reamembar times. Mohammed O'Brien, keep JON AND JOHN-Be a model or UNDERGRAD CHEMISTRY So- and will min you very much next we really appreciate you. -Your punching. Let's kaep in couch. Jeff _AM_ A^ just look like one. I'll never forget ciety Student/Faculty vollayball year. Love-Gail (P.S. Happy beloved suitrmates. and Todd, You may live across ,_ those stunning Holloween game and picnic: Sat., S/S, 1:00 Birthday Suol) campus, but you're always dose - costumw- what l1ag Love- PM by Grad Bio. Bring $2.00 to WANTED: A ride to Rochester or to me. Thank you all for making my 1 * C Xathy (P.S. Don't safe me inl) 423 Grad chem 8-10 PM, M-F, TO THE FRIENDS of Beanie, Cortbnd, wekend of May 5. Will yeas at Stony Brook so onjoyable as»eBN »-:- 8:30-12:30 and 3:30-5 Wed. Or Chrissy, Aster, Linda, Gretchen, share expenses. Call Corey 246- and especeilly myelost year asR.A DENISE, MELANIE, CECILIA, bring to final meeting on Thurs. Phonda, Kim, Bonnift Cheryl, 4398. Keep it out of hand and always TTENTION: MALE or female. l fo r Joan, Chris, Clare, Helvfne, Jean, All welcome. Gins, Irone-You are cordially in- keep smiling. Love always- d fashon? Earn full-tine Kathy, Debbiae Sandi, Nancy, Bar- vited to the Last Fling: Thurs., May YOU'VE ROOMED with Nado, Hurtin - moew-$300 per week for par- bars, Suzie, and Tracie-'d like to HEY CATSI Come on down and 3rd at 10:30 PM. you've lived with Lance, you've t work selling quality clothes thank you all for a fantastic three scream with the Scroamin' Frogsl fought with BI, and have yelled at ATTENTION ALL S.B. students-Last t manufacturers wholesale years in Omega Sigma Isi. Al- Thursday night at the Rainy Night TO RICK from Dreiser-Did you Ray. You've worked with Steve cance to place a farewell personal in prices. No investment needed. way remembe foamy beer, grey House. ever find out who the anxious and griped about Dave. You've Statesman. ONLY TWO ISSUES Cal Marty Stein at (212) 564- hamburgws, wongs.Great Adven- brunette was?- An internation- hoard so much Barbra you could LEFT, May 7th and May 9th. So 1202. ure, Rockhill, S.B. Inn, E.O.B., DIANE-Aemember, big brother is ally famous movie star who puke. You've contracted almost come to the Union, Rm. 075 and say McDonalds, Friendly'a, Gris- watching you.-Dove doesn't give out autographs every illness a hypochondriac farewell. (Only $2.00 for the first 20 waldfs, and well attended mea- could have. Hasn't fife at Stony words.) ings. Bet of luck to everyone. SHEILZY-I haven't been a good TO THE GIRL with the mom boau- Brook been grand? tiful You've bwn a Love alwayThe V.P. boy friend to you I'm sorry for all eyes in Benedict D-3 (AKA greet friend and RA to us all.- the times I've hun you and the Shibla inhair)-It's been almost 8 Warren, Ray, Dove and Stave TO DREISER 220-You guys sure times when I wasn't therefor you. imonths since we met and you You knocked knew how to throw a goodparty. we the only girl I've ever me off my fetw with just STEVE K-By the way, you ahso Good luckl-An alnonymo fen cared about in my whole life. I'm on look. Yet there is now low exchanged dirty jokes with Steve sorry I massed everything up. I then a month left bore summer D. DEBAND lUM-From selling pop- imis you. Love-Tuck vacation and I still haven't bon able to go to know you nerly cam to fire drill, thanx for being as TO THE MOST underrated RA on SaysI AR In ROCKABILLY wIl such good friends. Never forge FANSI Catch the a I would like to how the campus, Stem K. The Phantom boppn' tunaa of the plire of. hnerior decorating Fall Feet kid- Scraanin' And I figure its now or RA of KallyA. You may Frogs ne l not think If, napping lions. and day care. this Thursday night t the forgivefor m doing but we realydo likayou.-Stev, Debe- Good luck where wvr you Rainy Night HouseL hihsthrough a personal, but ad- Warren &Wally go. Kim- Make your leat yer though you might not gues it, I'm JAMES COLLEGE 'B the Balli" basikof shy at timea. Words ore here a good on*. Lot's never lose TERRY-MI kidding a", you Congratulational Let's stay on top easy for meto find until axIchI Love ye elwa- thy I really take very good creof us and we where we be"n. nid them, So, my dewr "cuts really appeciate bunny" peass lat me know it You also IOFOOT, MELICK, Sukt-We if you happan to be the most gnerous A Statesa S.-MY FAVORITE waste of time fbdanything at all lie I do.-From finally -ade itNever forget 3-3 parsonwe know. Once again, w - Thanks fhr trusting me. Love aoweon1 very hopul the Iood times. eapecisily the P.V.'s (who has a Ufablood of Sta wworId and au- awysy -Lucky Strikes Avain Kttle Italian sultometa.) and the Slore. CheryW-Don't #hr of Ode to Socks. P a brn Vyour curlefs or rubber gloves TO UNDA. ESTELLE. MARE-Hap ) end I know you'll do well at Yale. Inez, the birthday to the GEN-Thank you for taking Vlot, Susan, Caroly-Thanks is ban friond anyon could such IUs- Good luck at Columbia or good care of us, we being the 1w making my first _saer tha want. 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40 ^>; >;:<->;^:^ >,'i e.^»-..;^^'<<<;** *-*** *v * * * * * ,s ^i ^ a.^ f y O''--. v *' v*%e* #4 * vw . . ' ** . A-11 IV-%k a Wornens Track H~urdlYes Records ~*3 ports lftges t- The women's track team is setting new records 10:40.6. Islander Tie Up Series his semeser at Stony Brook. Coach Kim Hovey's Marie Benard, a sophomore from Manhattan; eon performance has improved from week to Diahann Kelly, senior from Ozone Park; Donna UniondaleNY-Mike Bossy's second-period goal 97 se- (eek. Sophomore Cheryl Hunter of Nyack quali- Lyons, junior from Schenectady, and Dolan set a conds after goaltender Billy Smith stopped a penalty shot ied for the national championships with a throw University record of 13:08.4 in their distance lifted the New York Islanders to a 3-1 victory lastnightover Of131 feet 10 inches in the discus. Senior Lilla relay victory at Middlesex, NJ. Montreal and a 2-2 deadlock in the National Hockey League lexton of Brooklyn has won the shot put in sev- semifinal playoff series with the Canadiens. ral meets and hopes to repeat May 5 as the New Another outstanding Stony Brook team has Game five of the best-of-seven Prince of Wales final will be fork State Champion. been the 4 x 100 relay squad: senior Joy Enoch of played tomorrow night in Montreal, where the Canadiens In a meet at Sty John's University, freshman the Bronx, Sexton, Kelly and Bronx sophomore won the first two games of the series against the four-time 4ary Dolan of Armonk ran the 1,600 meters in 4 Tammy Powell. The team finished first in two Stanley Cup champions. ninutes, 45.2 seconds, breaking the University meets with a low time of 53.1. Smith used his left leg pad to block Mats Naslund's back- ecords she had set the previous week. Junior Stony Brook expects to send several team- hander on the penalty shot at 15:03 of the second period, with 4aureen Keyes of Salem, NY, set a University mates to join Cheryl Hunter at the Nationals the score tied 1-1. It was the fi st penalty shot in postseason ecord in the 3,000 meter run with a time of May 21-26 at Carleton College, Northfield, M inn. play faced by Smith, who extended his record of playoff victories to 82 in the 116th Stanley Cup appearance, another NHL mark for a goalie.

Sporte Siuosi] m to be Held The big save by Smith ignited the Islanders and Bossy, their most potent weapon, collected the decisive goal at A symposium aimed at coaches, trainers and and legal implications of sports injuries. 16:40. Defenseman Ken Morrow penetrated deep into the tthletes, called "Sports Medicine Update," is Among the speakers will be Dr. Roger Dee, Canadien's zone and, as he was knocked to the ice, back- scheduled today and tomorrow at Stony Brook. who chairs Stony Brook's Department of Ortho- handed a feed in front of the net to Bossy. The Islanders The program, including lectures and discus- paedic Surgery; Dr. Alan Bigman, director of sharpshooter put a wrist shot past the stick of goalie Steve ,ions by physicians, trainers and other profes- emergency medicine at .Good Samaritan Hos- Penney for his 16th game-winning goal in Stanley Cup com- ;ionals in sports medicine, has been scheduled pital, Suffern, NY and Kevin Seaman, a Pat- petition. Bossy stands second only to Maurice Richard, who )ver six hours during evenings when athletes chogue attorney. had 18. nd others in high school and college sports may Dr. Stuart B. Cherney, of the Orthopaedic Rookie defenseman Gord Dineen made it 3-1 with his first tttend. Surgery Department, who with Dr. Colin Mar- playoff goal and the Islanders' first in the third period in the Pepper Burriss, assistant athletic trainer of tindale of Physical Education is heading the series. Dineen put home a 15-foot wrist shot after a nice setup ;he New York Jets professional football team, planning committee, said, "Stony Brook's Ortho- by John Tonelli. vill speak on 'New Concepts in the Prevention of paedic and Physical Education Departments are The teams traded power-play goals in the first period. Football Injuries" tomorrow. Other speakers co-hosting this event with the goal of increasing Tomas Jonsson connected on a 55Wfoot slap shot through a ,hat evening will cover the throwing arm, the level of awareness and ultimately improving screen provided by Clark Gillies at 4:18. women in sports, running problems, ankle in- the quality of athletic care in general. Most But Steve Shutttied itat 12:31 with his 50th career playoff uries and common hand injuries. Today's pro- sports medicine symposia are geared to profes- goal, on a poor rebound left by Smith. rram will cover knee surgery, physical therapy, sionals. And it is our feeling that more should be The second period featured sloppy play by both sides until njuries in the growing athlete, an overview of done to enlighten those non-professional people ODineen hooked Naslund when the speedy forward from catastrophic injuries, sudden death in athletes, with intimate involvement in all levels of sports." Sweden had broken free behind the New York defense. - l -~ Sports Schedule-

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en I ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ SB Sofdboll Downs Mercy Colleges 8-4j w - , By Teresa C. Hoyla and Jim Passano the sixth after a two out rally. First %ft. 04 O The Stony Brook women's softball baseman Kathy Moxham was two for team played host yesterday afternoon to three with double and two RBIs. Mercy College, and Stony Brook came Christie was two for four with three out on top by a score of 84. RBIs. Stony Brook held Mercy scoreless for Mercy scored all of their runs in the the first five of the six innings in the final inning, causing a tired Aird to be softball game. Mercy, which was 16-7 relieved by McNulty. Mercy had four prior to the start of yesterday's game, runs, five hits and two errors, while did manage to accrue five hits to the Stony Brook got their eight runs on Patriots seven. Each team also com- seven hits and made two errors. The mitted two errors. Joan Aird got her Pats' record is now 9-4. fourth victory, and Teri McNulty The team expects Aird and McNulty picked up her second save. This brings to pitch in the state tournament on May their respective records to 4-2 and 5-1-2. 11 and 12. McNulty not only has a win- Aird, who had ten walks, added eight to ning record, but also has a .455 batting her strikeout total. average. Other leading hitters on the Stony Brook scored its first run in the team are Robin Benick, .500; Janet first. Cherie Christie got on first, stole Morgan, .353; Moxham, .412; Gian- second, and got to third on a sacrifice nuzzi, .423; and Jill Spage, hitting .625. bunt. She then scored on Mercy's The team's current record puts them fielder's choice. The Pats scored three in a better position than this time last more runs in the second. "We were hit- year. "We're doing better this year," ting pretty well." said second baseman said co-captain Giannuzzi. "We have a Lucille Giannuzzi. "We rallied in the se- better record and a younger team. Eve- cond," she added. Statesman/Doreen Kennedy Stony Brook then ryone's working together, and we should Stony Brook's victory over Mercy gives them a 9-4 record. scored two more in the third, and two in do okay," she added. SB Baseball Drops Second Camre In a Row By Jim Passano inning. Manhattanville, at home. This time the Patriots wre The Stony Brook Men's Baseball team has added two Charlie Farrauto was the losing pitcher. He gave up totally batted around the field. Stony Brook came out more losses to their season record, by losing first to six runs, two of them unearned. Farrauto struck out on the short end of an 18-7 score. Again Stony Brook Kings Point on Monday,.and then to Manhattanville, two and gave up three bases on balls. After Farrauto, had good hitting, but lacked the defense to get the win. yesterday. Pat Connors came on for five and one-third innings. Manhattanville drew the first blood by scoring five The Patriots, who are now 4-15 for the season, tra- Connors gave up two runs, neither of them earned. He times in their first at bat. velled to'Kings Point trying to run-up their victory They added three more by the time Stony Brook got total. They were severely disappointed however, when six outs. Stony Brook scored one run each in the they were defeated by a score of 8-4. Kings Point had second and third innings. The Wt 'Again Stony Brook had highlight of the game a)00 eight runs on seven hits, while recording three errors. was when Russ LoBello got his fourth hit. LoBello went The Pats, while out-hitting their opponents, failed to good four for five including three hitting, but lacked singles. Stony Brook pitchers CM outscore them. They had four runs on eleven hits and allowed eleven hits and twelve walks. were also credited with three errors. the defense to win.' As One high point in the Stony Brook game was the the game progresed, Stony Brook went run for hitting. Frank Pena went for three and had two runs run with Manhattanville from the third inning on, batted in. Tom Peters duplicated with the exception of the eighth, where Manhattan- (n Pena's performance, gave up only two hits, struck outone and walked three. 9- putting in two vilre scored four runs to the Patriots one. Matching (1) of the four Patriot runs. Stony Brook Jim Carlstrom came in to get the final two outs. c scored each other run for run for most of the game, could not 10 one run each in the first, fourth, fifth and sixth Their efforts were in vain, however, as Kings Point fix the damage. LoBello did hit a homer in the seventh I) innings. Kings Point didn't even take their last ups. as had a grand-slam in the third. And their pitchers gave also to no avail. This loss brought their season record to they scored all of their runs by the end of the fourth up only four runs. Yesterday 3: they played against 15-7 4-15, and their conference record to 2-8. (^ m Stony Brook Idtogby Loe to English Players P.- The English Rugby Syndicate com- nament. The team's two losses went to first time in pleted its United the three-year history of easier." States east coast tour the English team and the eventual tour- this tournament with a win against the Stony Brook nament champions Rubito, a graduate student known for Long Island R.F.C. Stony Brook, although not involved Rugby Club this past Saturday at Eisen- in his size and strength, plays the "Hooker' The finals were played between Dan- the finals, voted Phil Rubito hower Park. as the sea- -forward in the scrum. Because of the bury and Long Island. Danbury had son's Most Valuable Player. Stony Brook was one of only two col- taken a 10-3 lead at variety of positions (15) and the skills the end of the first 'He's incredible,"said Captain Pierre lege teams in this Long Island Rugby half. Long necessary, Rt gby caters to different Island scored about midway Hamlet. 'I've never met a finer football tournament. The tournament athlete personalities. 'You gotta be a little through the second half to narrow the than Rubito...and I've played was invitation onlyand included this game crazy toplay rugby," Rubito said. While teams gap to 10-9. The rest of the game was for nine years,"he added. from Danbury, Connecticut; Rockaway, played in stalemate an undergraduate at Yale, Rubito was until with less than 'Mhe essence of Rugby is a team New Jersey; and Mid Whitgiftian, Eng- one minute left, Long an all-ivy selection at the 1981 NCAA Island put on a game," said Coach Bill Mann, "But QD land. Stony Brook had made it to the final push and Rowing Reggetta, and named as an al- won 13-9. Long Island when you Iget individuals like Phil V_ quarterfinals of this round-robin tour- had won their own tournament for the ternate selection to the All-America's playing with you, it makes my job a lot crew team.