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VOI* """ Z-738 HOUSTON, TEXAS, FRIDAY, JANUARY 7, J938 NO. 12 ' MM

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TROPHIES FROM KITTS ONE-ACT PLAY WILL TAKE UP BATTLE l FAME, OR FAME FINDS «i ^ si< iff sis * * * *. * ; AS KITTS TAKES BOWL VESTAL AT BOWL GAME BE GIVEN TONIGHT WITH ROUND BALL Informal Affair to Be Given Twenty-one candidates for engineer- An evening of I'aniiluir French son..!* Speedy Quarter Mjler Comes 1 Captain Clifford Klindworth at Rice Terrace ing degrees in June this year received While Coach Jimmie Kitts was win- TL L I Fleeting football fame fits flippantly -Old a one-act play, "Leur Bonheur,' keys from the Engineering Society at ning a five-foot trophy for Rice Satur- througigh In Great on faltering feet, and he who was un- . by Hihvj md Mathieu, will be prcs- Lost For Tiger Saturday. an open meeting of the society Decem- day at the Cotton Bowl game in Dal- | recognised today can become a hero on eniod Friday at 8:15 p. in, at Autiv ber 21 in the Social Hall at Palmer j last, he was losing several of his pur- Finish. , any Saturday afternoon. House under the joinf. auspices , Contests. Memorial Church. ] tonal trophies at his home in West The Rice social season for 1938 will A d S0 is lhnt Jat:k VestflL nlwn4 1 01 SKuit Pi Delta Phi. | , ! Paul . Sanders, .speedy , Southwest ' " ® "' Tonighi and Satrild.iy nigh! Iho Iiitii • : 3 get an early beginning Saturday night The keys were presented to these Um versity Place. good line backer and fciocke L Al.'iam i l fflncaislii i.i\v! haskeU'cis, winding, up pour' at the first affair of the new year, the students: sometime durincr the hnlidnvK IriJilr "'"e. ui oujtni nice insriuue a snare ; , ...... ,,, - ™•> . , . - :»ri-eN>Hec firrini; oi Wic'W Sophomore Ball. Mechanical engineers: C h a r 1 e s sunn time uuiing tin nouoays, loo.- a l.is abilities: We quote from Eddie . luim'd tableaux in pantomime* of ihreo , ,. ,. 40-nieee silver sel valued -it «?00 toiir lK honors or he fourth annual . , .. " ... ,, I S' Tigers iri ,i tw • •, «>.. The Rice Terrace, at once the larg- Adams, Kenneth Baird, John Beman, to pject silver sci, vaiuco .11 ioui c Enetz, Associated Press sports writer, Frure Jacques with Dorothy . , ...... , " small i> 11 ] r 1 toot balls with "PhjiiTinidti' •—iiovs 1 spoi t IcstiVi-i! J«iiiu<• . l' i •» • • , * est and finest place available for William Minto, J.' A. Sinclair, Hugh goia rooioaus \s un L.nampion .. i r 1 • whose column appear# daily in the • w^nja.n at Irere Jiiicjues urid a, i-b.oi us. T1 . , .... dancing, according to Charlie Dodd, Burkhart. and Clarence Stoneburnei-. president of the sophomore class, will Chemical engineers: Carl Greer, r be the scene of the ball. Carroll Karkalits, William Lane. Nash The dance will be held from 9 p. m. Campise, Ben LeVin, and Malcolm .coach at Athens High School in UI30 <•«* K'nth lane. He worked his way. P ' I flair el.- la •Lune" with Marlhalvir: ' ' ' 1 tbdite iifti to l a. m., which, according to some 1 Simmons., I i . • > • throug^1. -Ih andl out, i• n ironr , ,o lea. d• a/i e VeMal booted four suaigh..i , againstj ' ' fqi", .'lifts tw," i 'giifllsKs- Sophomore engineer and show-card land 19ol; a wrist watch and two i race into the stretch, then fell back Colorado, which is certainly soniethini! b,s n:,.,.,,, , . '"'' «opene d i's. >e,.i "••with *!»•" designers who noticed that midnight Electrical engineers:' Warran Alex- 'pocket watches, one a gift from his behind Charles Beetlu.m of Columbus. !oi an achievement, but we must as- • '''• '(.'.ihierma J :o comes between days, make the dates ander, Lyle Bohrer, Thomas Grove, wife, im,d the other given to him in iix. • hopping' ! fContinued un Page 2) su.',1l tlie club, joined by , any jn the 1 on the 4011 their ::>peniiK: ' g.iirlr iron lie North! ;,",Villi Literary Society-Band dance earlier in J. T. McCants. bursar made the j A w" - t We liadn t nr>ticed that any Owl audiencr-i who care to |.»ai|ici,>ate •Ililllif® (• '.terh. Okl.:|i.ifjii. SifiW 1 : A S1 n11 rac an seve DEBATE CLUB WILL Iei -hi-rs CttK- the season, will furnish the music for presentation to the engineers. In his ! „ " E j' ™' piayer enjoyed the, reputation of Words of those .v.nis will be dis- nri'ippdd their qnartor-lina! •*• /!.'•< .Vorth Texas State,: li' M,:S Klt,S re or,cd; A. and M. 6 to 6 tie. and the Arkansas Pilk-ntuh wilt accompany the sioee^ - Weaver's orchestra is very popular the necessity of self-education by en- ' P SEND SPEAKERS TO Toaer-..-: Mrs. Kitts reported the burglary thriller-in which we thought eyery t n, . |,j , ul Dentorv In their in Austin, and is supposed to be one gineers. He added that in a few years v i( t ar 0 after her return from the foot twill ; ll.i:d ga.-jii Kin- hot ii, whip Bay- of the best swing bands in this part the engineering course will be length- exfra point might be- the last, we be- RM Himdlv will iKt, i aroup ;8i ./'!•U game Saturday. Kitts left Dallas im- CONFERENCE MEET ) heve that a never-miss liny would „r i S..Utl|Wf',t CootlU'lUV iocs, IIV of the country. ened to six or eight years instead of ot sotius, inehidm i "'Soreniide'' by mediately after the game to join the : I, .incevi points, apd tho:', dropped The dance will be informal, which, four. have won largo acclaim. Pierne. ' Pleurez Mes Yeux'' hv Mas- their Jiiutt ' giutie to the W.nrrensburg- itixurdiiig lu A, GoodSiiife mcaiil auiua basketball team in Oklahoma. TW" P irr» rlohr' •»rl V Rut ,-mvwi»v. Jack, pt'hfni"h your sepet mid •'Chanson Provenc.ile" •I ili'-'••• !ii : for boys and evening dresses for girls. Mrs. Kitts telephoned- her husband extemnoranaker will represent reputation has received perhaps an DeH'Asqua. .She will be accompanied P" " " ~ •• SB v i The price of the bids, on sale in the RICE DRAMATIC CLUB after the theft was discovered. The the InstitutI„„, e at a SouthwesI. t Conr. - . "H..I.I.e, boost, may yo.....u. livO e up to n next b, y Georgian*. Stevens. I - t^W !e«rn in IV- (oiirnev WMHM (.hi .Monday, and To. -.I.e. iuctit# the sallyport, is $1,50, dale or stag. TO PRODUCE BARRY'S coach was "was upset" over the loss. ference Speech Arts tournament at year with some accurate boots. "'Lour Bonheur." a eoir.et is .is follow.*: Marion Smtdes' as si."ed "heir poorest foriji ot the seu- could supply as news before Christ- University Place. ' The Debate Club, meeting Thursday Marguerite Nonnand. Byron Orvis a- sor, in these two games mas, has announced that a feature of "Spring Dance;" written by Philip li.ight in the Senior Commons, decided NAMED AS LIKELY TO Pai,i'l Normand. Hilly Cloven as Jv^iii, Ti-.c I. S U. quintet en- • Ity hW the dance will be a coronation cere- Barry, will be the next major produc- MFNORAH SfidFTY to setid Frank Zumwold and Avrohni kl,'vt- MISSISSIPPI POST Anne .Moore as Mad;nm- I«onhert.. oi:e • t the best team: HI 'hi South -; mony, at which the class of 1940 will tion of the Rice Dramatic Club, it was' Wisenberg as debaters and perhaps C announced at a meeting of the club Marvin .Miekh- as M. I.,i;nl)eit and Ii,- ten: t.'oniei eliee.. They -il< > dropM be crowned. NAMES OFFICERS AT _ Gi^rdon Oldham is an extcmporaneou:- U !1 Coach Leo (Dutch) Meyer, .success- ' M^'sh.dl as a pobtman. l ed :w,i wins to' Siiutlu : n C ioi nia Don Soper is general chairman of Wednesday night at Autry House. iwliiMfai BUSINESS MEETING speaker to the tournament. jliil head coach of the T. C. U. llorm d : ol d on ; he l,a-e ,,t eciirijJafi'so:;. !•> this-. the ball, and the committees are com- The play was chosen by the play- ^ The team is ready to aimie bolh Frogs for the past join veals, admit- CHORAL CLUB SILVER •i elhod.. rei oenj/ed as eAtiem iv un- posed of: reading committee, and its selection The Menorah Society of the Rice •- 'cics of the quesfjon, RqwlvM: That | led this week that he is "mii'riS ihan TP A PH^TPHlMPn Till 1 e.;i le. 11 it L'ailles sh ::f b was announced by Irl Mowery. vice- Decorations, Blackie Smith, Bob Institute held a short business meet- 'I11' National Labor Relations Board carnally interested" in a definite offer lr,A rUOlrUlltU I ILL • 1. (. 'V'it• T''iUn-_ , Bus.icy S:o. •laciatc* ,P'S\\ president of the . group, who presided Sumners, Houston Clark, Bill Bryan, ing Thursday night at Autr.v House ^hould have poxv.-r to force arbitra- : to take over the head coaching post AFTER FEB. EXAMS Tijisp K. It jii:|-,du,'it<'. is ,hSi l»ili» and Katherine Gay. at the meeting. j-jpoi elect officer^s for the spring term of ; 'K"tion1 betweebetweenn i-mployers and em- at the University oi Mississippi He i niefflfers •..( rhe : of tiMj 11.1 , i't. •• . '.'.I'" The ticket committee is headed by Presideitt Arthur Plait announced j 14)38 Officers of the group are elected ;'P%ees, imimated that there is a strong pos- Because >1 >i-.u:-1r-r111 ex:.min,!:i.,:.. I -,,!|.'e.,t its im: 1 Al Goodson, assisted by Jack Wilson. that tryouts for roles in the produc-j regularly each February and June, • Zumwold and Vvesenlxu^g liave bee:•! ) sil.iibtv of his accepting. ' *~ ... 1 . ;fj0W ' B:.:ss. y ^dv'llj thfii.iiifr-!c liilllil! Hon will be held Monday and Tuesday,1 ? . > •HI , the Silver Tea oi.imied byi'iliii • tvS, e Betty Jane Cookenboo, Robert Mc- Tannprv 10 nnrt 11 IV 7-m «.-«i . Stude:its were elected to fill the preparing their discussions durini: the .Morley Jennings. Head ,roach al • Choral has U-e-i $>ip/i«l >eve :lb) se,;] in.r v,-,,.•.i i iimNMI 1 Cants; and Gene Flewellyn. m at Autrv H iiis-e | positions of president,, vice-president, j Christ m$ hoi id ,s. and have held a Bayfor University sinec l!.2(i, refused IVbnia, v. Tl„. lea will I,da iri . 'PI.- .stiu'tilnr 1 ine'ip '•( llie ; \s is liaji lllillli. w.i!eli'ei.i: • i")y tin but- Claude Maer is chairman of thi ' ' ,.c .. . secretary, treasurer, and program praetiee debate with the San .Jacinto t„ comnieiit on reix.i-ts Iron. Memphis, the cvoiuir,' iiitd will eonMSt ol jibi.i'i 1 publicity committee, with Elizabeth the cast for Spring Dance will be; 'chairman. Names of the officers chosen - Ilitth School ieam Ti nn. that he was k-inc eon- idired i foviy-fi'.-e iiii.ote oi ...intni.. j,i. sei , i S:.;i, is 1-y ;s . xi-ei i,.,i , .start selected next week, and rehearsals will Hill, Bill Ballew, Carey King, and ha\e not yet been announced. - foi tile coaching vacancy iit Missis- ' '•> th" ilul- .riti r which ti-ii \vni i/< \i.i\ hL-.V 1. Bit! Cltiialef .,! tVir- begin immediately following the mid- . i - is. ii>- S-. .it .-eiiir-r, :uid. | Frank Eidman, The next regular meeting pi ti e SENIOR RING ORDERS jsippi. :. .[•served. term examinations. The play will be Mike S . •« .. ,.i I i \ • i'• group will be held after the final Tf| DP 0Pfl7IVE,n AT Reports front Iowa s;ud Ernersoui ' ' ^Verytitic > I 'Mi' 1 |||, ,(j t'jpu n production of early March. ..•.or.lds O'liers i 1 • '.i ip e examination period. All students of DL RttLlYIiU AI Neliion, .former All-America 't^ekle a|j first COOeer: oi ll». ye:o The public 1 John Barker, treasurer, reported that Fioiyk Sti'en.. (tiHe Conliil. Gt—i- Si&k- the Institute interested in Jewish af- CO-OP UNTIL JAN. 28 11 v.ill havt .i elic.ecr l>, iue ( [ht ,,Jf the University of Iowa, .mc( ;ho\V ; line jl ( M..X ('.i.-jipl-t-,! at:il ('•.••,.,• l.'eM' the treasury showed a surplus from fairs are invited to attend the meet- cei's,'and the ~pon-,ois, Mr. I .i Rlh'i the Club's last production, "'Blood oh ... , , . . , coach at I.. S. U., ys'ciuld succeed Kd 'I'lu '.;i:!v '.'s 1 It)i--,' iiifis. held on alternate Thursday eve- Student orders for senior rings wil, ' " T , . ' • ' tot; and* Mr J W. Ihuidreii: ;and (•? Versiiv A:k:i:u:i.ri;i. -'i 'nil-; the Moon." nings at Autry House. again be taken at the Cooperative store [, 'dkei at the job. note thi., versatility of On , iu-, il'eii !,.>! Jaii'itai'V It. .-.s|,11'u;i":.ti until January 2S, when the second l,i.:)nsfcil:re:l,ii;i''lj,ityv:.tevil!i' .itV A :!'! jSjiijcji RESEARCH POSTS ; Order from . the manufacturers will be pl;;yed oi\ J.,u.,: y "tl and. 21. Cotton Bowl Trophy made. .''j Quiz Shows How Five post-doctorate fellowships for The first orde;! of 40 rings arrived research in modern physics at the T T~\ * m ¥ 1 fl. lecently. and according to Earl Wal- SANFORD TO MEET * Westlnghouse Research ^Laboratories in ,ht East Pittsburgh during 1938-39 will In Dismantled - < Creative Mind Works be awarded this spring to young WITH CONFERESCE cipients were highly pleased. j r { or e 1 scientific workers, according to an an- By ETHEL BLQOMFIELD sieal of the Institute and the year, are ! ^' " ^ ' B Williams has popped two J what the. and in other words, don't nouncement made today by the Wost- . .. . . i offereThe d ringsin thre, whice weightsh bear . th6.e 8academi, and 1c0 ! ?,ulzzts in succmkm to his English j you? The Sanford Trophy won at the Cot- itighouse Electric and Manufacturing tiophy, asleep in a gray cardboard box : pennyweiRht> prked at $12.75. $16.o5, . 3™ class in Creative Writing. Now,! You're a sweetheart, it there ecu HEADS SATURDAY ton Bowd game by Rice's football team, with a lot of white tissue paper. So l i , , Company. Appointments will be for 4l(lir pupping of quizzes call sometimes, ; was one is now being cleaned, put together, and didn't get to look at the man. All I i" Jl 1 one year and the felllows will be though not often, be anticipated. But The future: of the Cot ton Bow I gaftlti engraved. Most people don't realize saw was the hole on,the top of the j A <"epoMt of SHOO or an old ring . ' , eligible for one reappointment. Five whewhenn twtwoo pops comcompe in aa,'rowi they Will be discussed Saturday at Rice it, but the trophy underwent consider- football on top of the $5,200 trophy, 'or ,s"™ other piece of old gold is re- , . , , ^ more fellows will be appointed the fol- quired with each order. Any old gold | m e likpU tn unanticipatedmBntWnafe/1 , and the when J. Curtis Sanford, promoter of able beating up by football fans while The jewelers will fix that, too. ,"mfl WI,h ^Br Anv ®"1, lowing year under a plan which pro- will be accepted as part payment on are likely to be unstudied the annual contest, meets with SoUth- on exhibition in Dallas, and, of course, The adventures of the trophy will 3 vides ultimately an opportunity for a ring, and a free appraisal will be Williams creative writ- j| west Conference officials. J T Mc- the beating up must be unbeaten be- begin next week, after its formal pres- 3? J ten physicists to continue their re- .(That last note is a triple flat, but what Cants and Gaylord Johns;,n. Uirsar fore the trophy can be formally pres- entation to the students of the Insti- made of all old gold submitted. :ot-» found himself in this circumstance searches using the facilities of one of else can you do, and small wonder, and business manager of athletics of ented to the student body of the Rice tute. It will be on display in the win- Thursday—-and the following direct the notion's leading industrial labora- Wallace requests that all those j who < I m surely.) . tl-.e Instilute. and Henry Trantham of Institute. dows of larger stores throughout the turned in old gold on their rings in th«i quotation is probably typical of the tories. In lact, you can't burn your candle Baylor University. The trophy is of gold, on a black city. After its jaunt, it will come to first; order come to the store and ac- rerbnl doodtiii;/ that takes places when ' students'arc being examined for things at both ends, except in February. Sanford's profxij^I will lie that the A circular giving details of the plan pedestal. A gold football with a sil- rest, although still on display, in the cept the appraisal. : they don't knpw\ which has twenty-eight. But why Southwest Conference agree to have was mailed December 14 to universi- ver star on one side rests at the top main office of the Institute. Tl;eu it wind the clock every night at ten its champion play every year in the ties and technical schools, inviting ap- of a heavy gold column. The central will be put somewhere to rest. Tliis particular bit of stuff, however. 1 forty-five? Familiarity breeds con- sladium at Dallas What he will offer plications for fellowships from men of gold column is hidden by four other Anyway, that is the story I got from I Informal Debate 1-. probably 'more—well, something, ' tempt, and in that connection, I might the Conference in return for this academic training equivalent to the gold columns, all resting on a gold Gaylord Johnson, reliable source. j especially toward the last, since the To Feature Next add that stuff, in order to be concise, pledge is yet an open question. doctor's degree in physics, chemical conic section decorated with leaf pat- Other people said a lot of other stuff, j ...... ,, _J.-.uthor is a creative writer, of the croa- liv is, in short. I mean to say . . . "Hell.'" Both McCjjits and Johnson refused vv H physics or physical metallurgy. Ap- terns, . and so are the tops of j,hr like, "Sweeney's was through with tlu Riceonian' Meet! P. writers of English 330. ! said thi- duchess, spitting in the sink. to express any opinion on the con- plications must be received by March columns. trophy Thursday morning, and there is | —— ' Now is the time for all good men to 1, and awards will be announced early "Let us spray!" exclaimed Mama ference until they hear from Sanford Four holes near the base of the gold no more cleaning and engraving. , and . The Ricconiaiis will,hold an informal come to the aid of their pai;ty. Now is. in April. Candidates are expected to Skunk to the kiddies upon the advent what his plan is Neither would specu-,- 111 ill,g section will be filled up by the jew- puttin.ee together to be done." And debate'dp the subject. Resolved; Tliat i the time for all good men to coiiie to propose a definite research problem of the big bad Wolf. late on possible proposals and possible elers, and so will the hole on top of like, "Why, yes, this trophy is going on j the U. S. should adopt the English, dole the aid of their party. Now is the within the field of the laboratories' ac- "Who's afraid of the BBW?" answers. the football, which is for the men. display in Sakowitz's window Thurs- • system in place of its presentdvy relief time for all good men to come to the tivities oh which they plan to work. ' The BBW. the BBW . . " etc. I Johnson stated that the meeting was — At the bottom of the whole thing is day afternoon." • 'system, next Tuesday at 7:30 p. m. at I aid of their parly. Now is the time foi IHBflisl Sweet, glorious, happy New Year! I not empowered to take any official "It is not necessary that the pro- the black base containing four plates, That, I hope is wrong, because it j Autry House. "II good men to come to the aid of suppose that I didn't ruby my lucky steps, but that the three Southwest. posed research be one fdr the results three of which Were empty Thursday would mean that the man is going to Those taking part are Bai bar;- 1 tjieir party. Now is the time for all silver dollar enough before entering Conference ' officials would merciyV" of which a technological use is evi- afternoon. The jewelers will fix that sleep in the box for an indefinite Myers .mid Mimi Gerber or) the affir- P5H nien *o conie to the aid of the liilher upon the stroke of 'twelve. 1 evolve a plan satisfactory to them and dent," according to the official an- up, too. The fourth plate says; San- length of time, and that the other three arl niative. and Margaret Harrington and P >V eat at one, anyway. But what does to Sanford and transmit this plan to ford Trophy Cotton Bowl Classic, Dal- nouncement. "The company feels that plates are going to be blank for just Margaret Schiller on the negative, ii tioosGoose egg ... . . •_ Ah. lovely'lovely,, lovely j (hat prove? That Four Roses is rnadt j tlye Conference at the spring meeting. all research leading to a better under- las, Texas, January 1, 1938. There are as long, and. above all, that my story I '' '1' " The debate is the first of the; season i fi("*Se*'c'iK ,v. . y 1 " ,aPPpl,rps* 1 of the finest of blends. ! .Rumors of plans for increases in the standing of the nature and energy will also more leaf patterns. la all wet. for the club and will give the tftem- ToveTy a,n S °I l inVM'.p-1 bW>n roc,ucM"1 'l', eml this, gating capacity of the stand at Rico ultimately prove valuable to tech- "The man," as aforesaid is the fel- Definitely, at any rate, the trophy , .• ' . , , , 4 , ^ovel>:, . 1 ' "p ,so .1 belt to remain ! Field were also exploded by Johnson, nology even though its immediate field low who stands on top of the football. is ,our .^JerBianent property, and we'll bers a chance to practice the hue art posed to say lovely in connection j Most respectfully yours, j "No definite plans have been made." he of application is not apparent." Tlv was, when they let mc look ot the be seeing it at school soon. of speech-making. with this lovely course (iioflousy), but i p—lv - G Jr. 'said. "We know nothing alxmt it." f AGE TWO THE BICE THRESHER FRIDAY, JANUARY T, WSi Japan today), would not enter into our policy. To run in the Southwest Conference. maintain neutrality we would have to refuse to Wolcott's teamm«te, Captain Jack ship to either nation, and thus our actions would Patterson, who holds the Southwest Jif^S punish the weaker nation. It is for this reason record in the hurdles at Ui, followed ffm&M ESTABLISHED 1816 that President Roosevelt has hesitated so long in Wolcott in fifth place at the Sugar The Thresher, official newspaper of students at declaring Japan and China at war and proclaim- Bowl. liiHllfliffl the Rice Institute, Houston, is published weekly ing our neutrality act in effect. China with no Calvin Bell, Rice's top miler, also the last two weeks in September and from Oc- "This Is the limit," wailed Dr. H. E. To dispose of his Mathematics iM failed to place, but nobody was sur- navy would lose. Japan with a navy to come after Bray while his Math 200 students stared it is sufficient to say that the main prised, for Bell's competition was tober to May, inclusive, except during examina- the goods she needs would have a great advan- With all eyes pointing toward the tions and holiday periods. • v Sophomore From which should be dumbly. '"Can't you Bee that this is disturbance was due, not to the dark- Glenn Cunningham, Archie San Ro- tage over the nation she is now assaulting. good even though it won't be the least the limit?" Apparently, nobody could ness of the lecture Hall, but to the man!, who finished one-two, Charles Entered as second class matter, October 17, Obviously, then, a policy of isolation is impos- bit different, there is very little dirt see, because silence, shameless silence, guy jaunt through the Hall of two Venske, Wayne Rldeout, and Don 1916, at the postoffice in Houston, Texas, under sible without a radical readjustment of our eco- for the scandal sheet. Following are reigned. senior women. The pair came straight Lash. With these five In the race, the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price: By nomic system and would in addition encourage ag- some miscellaneous Jems that have "A fine ||| of students you are. Ah, from the Psychology office, which, of Bell was not expected to finish bet- mail, one year, S2.00. Payable in advance. gression by the larger nations. Another policy been collected from time to time: yes. Truly fine folks.- You have the course, explains the general disorder ter than the sixth place which he audacity jto make fun of a harmless Campus office: 104 Administration Building. must be followed if we are to attain peace. What Jimmy Branard—who is forever sing- found by Dr. Bray. And that is suf- : ing "Love in Bloom" should get to- skeleton, dressed in Women's clothing. ficient. 11|. llllll Bell went too fast on the first half Downtown office: 1513'a Austin, Phone Capitol policy? W 11 v gether with Nancy Nagle 'cause that You have the overpowering audacity We must ally ourselves with other peace-loving To Dr. Bray—a most happy and after the wild Wayne Rideout, who set 0216. happens to be her favorite song—a to make fun of," in heartfelt tones, eventful New Year. a torriflc pace, and did not run as & nations with the avowed purpose of guaranteeing very nice combination: The truth is " . . . of me, And you, you poor crea- fast a mile as he has done in prac- the territorial integrity of all nations, large or out—the reason Hermann Price carries tures, can't even find the limit." 1937 Member 1938 tice. His time was over 4:27, while in small. There are at least three nations which a cane with him—it's not because of Dr. Bray, as everyone knows, leads SANDERS the final time trials before tho meet he Pusocided Cblle&ide Press could join with us in this alliance, if we judge by his leg but because he needs a stick a tough life. He has been heard to (Continue Sums—d from Page 1) did a 4:25.2. their past actions. Great Britain and France are to keep the gals away from him, at admit that within another five classes Distributor of least that's his story; News has come of Mathematics 200's he will be con- Coach Emmett Brunson has these generally recognized as stabilizing forces acting to Ohio, and finally with a great effort four men in training far in advance of that Dinky and Florence have once gruent to the skeleton that has been caught tip with Beethem and beat him Collegiate Di6est maintain peace. Their position is undoubted. more parted—they may have made up frequenting Room 212 of the Physics the regular track season. Bell, in par- to the tape by an inch. ticular, has been Working all year. He 1 NIMIIINTID rod NATIONAL* AOVtATItfN® While some few radical "Red" baiters might hate again by the time you see this in print; Building (the room, incidentally, in to admit it, Soviet Russia is alsb a nation which Liz and Mickey are on the outs 'cause The ''photo finish" actually was won first place in the Southwest Con- which his eleven o'clock class meets snapped, but the judges announced National AdvertisingService, Inc. he claims that he should have had a on Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday,) ference cross country race in the fall. Colltli PuMhkm Hipreitnlativt seeks peace. Her repeated acts of conciliation in Sanders the winner immediately, N date and arrived to learn that she Brunson plans to take the four right 48B MADISON AVE. NEW YORK, - * the last few crucial months, her proposals of uni- To his students, he painstakingly ex- without waiting for the development c»lt»00 - Boston • lot ANCILB9 • 8«« F«»HtlsCO was elsewhere with another gentle- on from where they are, He said, with- versal disarmament combine to prove she wants plained; "If the derivative of x with of the picture. Sanders' time was 49.7 out permitting a slack-up now that peace. An alliance of these three nations with I man. respect to y is equal to zero, the limit seconds. the meet is over. He will not, how- GENE SISK of the change in y divided by the Fred Wolcott was the other Rice ever, push them until regular practice ours would Create a powerful force for peace, j Notes from here and there: Red Lib change in x approaches zero is equal Editor Men, money, munitions, and food are found in ; back from New Orleans where she was trackman to place in the meet, win- for the entire team begins. BILL HODGE tc zero. Do you understand? The ning third in the 120-yard high 1 greater abundance in these nations than in any maid at the first Sugar Bowl wtih TEN limit is zero." Then Dr. Bray, never He expects Patterson, who did not Business Manager absolutely new tales; All exaggerated hurdles. Forrest "Spec" Townes, spec- get into top form as quickly as Wol- j others throughout the world. Russia and the willing to miss his daily exercises, tacular Olympic champion, won the FRANCIS COLLINS I United States alone could supply the needs of the but all good and*-fresh as a daisy with bounced his chalk against the celling, cott, to be ready by track season to Santa Clara people, orchids and every- event and Allen Tolraich of Wayne run his teammate inch for inch in Assistant Editor I allies, but Great Britain and France both have caught it, paced the floor for a few University placed second. Towne's thing all wrapped together in her minutes, and repeated, "Zero is the the hurdles. Either Wolcott or Patter- JACK HANKS large colonial possessions which would be of great time was 14.3, two-tenths of a second son, or both, have a good chance to 1 memory . . . Wonder if Emily (P. E.) limit. Zero,? After this heart-rend- Ass't Business Mgr., I assistance if war should come ' t1, Montgomer= y knows that WE also have faster than the event has ever been break Patterson's present record. 1 ing "ordeal. Dr. Bray fainted. Or If this alliance were preceded by a redistrjbu- a few engineers, architects, and aea- maybe he didn't, PHONES tion of colonies or by an adjustment of current j dents scattered around the campus? This completed Dr. Bray's adven- Downtown Office trade policies So that all nations would have equal Also, Emily, did you ever hear that tures a skeleton and a class in calculus, NEW YEAR'S SPECIAL oid Capitol 0216 trading privileges, there would be little cause for j adage that men like to do the since, by means of calculus, the pro- Model permanent wave will be given for advertising purposes to a war If Bice girl, with nice coarse hair. EDITOR BUSINESS MANAGER ' : - even after these adjustments had Jj, 'iStookaSS fessor of mathematics proved that zero The wave will be a $10 Croquignole Oil Wave, for $3.50. given by is the limit, that is, nothing is the J. 2C.2M4 J. 25335 j ™d(>' 1 drd<$ 5 t ° Ffj Gloria ' Van £lf'aLl Uah Swll Madame Cherry personally. irom a smaller country, the allied nations would , Kl,,shmen holdinK lhelr own a,.e: limit, that is, there is no limit, to the ignorance of his Math 200 class. MADAME CHERRY i: CALL J. 22162 EDITORIAL STAFF i have to use armed force to prevent it. One war Belty (Blimp) GfUtnm, „elen (Kere mlght thus but hard| m There is, of course, the other point Bartuia •\HsooHte Editor • y ore than one. The I Am) Kiker, MaWio. (Fluff) Boyd, A^s >'« t' Fd'ti balance of 'pow(?r rests with these four nations. : Mildred' (Lovey) Hargrove. Here's of view, though. The class couldn't EthcfJ !||iI |i|j;: ssocia e tt, j < . j the nations of the world were convinced ] hoping they will be able to last as have been expected to find the limit The ant once if there was no limit. Joanne Storm ' that these four would defend any assaulted na- >ng "s some Juniors and Seniors have, Chicken Shack Louis .lacobs ^ ^cntfirtaiist ^ere would be no more'•imperialistic wars. >ho have been «oitlS and are stilt tiont 6515 SOUTH MAIN Ruby Lee Bresky .\'>ws lvJlK'r , Few people jump on Tarzans! ; going, strong. Engineers Choose Charles DnrM. Richard Bunk If a preliminary war to end all wars should be1 Everybody in Dallas hitting it up Specializing in Leslie's Fried ' Irving Sh;i[.li', Sports , Athletic Managers Chicken. RJHHnecessaryH , , vth ive HHJbenefitH s HHJHderivedH |JHfrom| this ™ 1 Soeietv : • Ernie Lain being ve'rv modest about it B i I In IJ \ o is, M.i it h a Fa nnw ' - I should more than compensate for the losses in- ,, , . * , . , , For Spring Games Fried Chicken you can IM* 4 Wtot W#Sfc 8WC tasting ftSS would ensure Ihc safely 5f » £ ffiZXT.ESZ? Appreciate! I • JBfS -'Bn» I'Ho .it.nlionhe SSI Ev- Athletic managers fop the Engineer- .John N.isCh'ke,::.Bleweit. Chenault, Mini! .Get - investments of foreign lands, commerce could be ervone was talking -of- the Rose Bowl: ,> "IT'S WORTH A ing Society have been selected and GOING MILES TO GE1# K'l. Dorothy Pike. frl Mowory, Nancy Prat!, "carried on safely between all nations, the products ; game for Rice for tJiis next year and games are planned before the exam- Copyright Robert Murphy. Murph Jones, Norman East. whieh we need and the products we must ship. Lsome have already, obtained the con- ination period. Waco, Austin and San Antonio -i would have equally 'free i a ecess to the lanes-of the ! «; Bennt" da» :"'"u,ld gineers will be tough competition for Honey in the o, , l i i ir .i v /-> trying ( to capture some poor unsuspeet- Stales held of! war m these years, because Ger- i i|ig male; /Martha Fnrmer tryin^ to anybody they meet, meaning the Rally The " Yello-Bole" treatment — real honey in the bowl CONGRATULATIONS, TEAM in«in\ did not think she could handle them. In explain just how wonderful Dallas Club find the Band. It is believed in —givet this pipe * "well-broken in" taste immedi- Jimmy Kiti's. a>sistant couches, and team, lor the highest quarters that Uniforms will ately, AND impregnate* the briarwood thoroughly 1914 Germany had attained greater strength and . ically can be when everything is per- be secured for the games. *• you amoke, so iti wonderful flavor t» preserved thi iiiu vtujltnl body wo congratulate you: all |i| there seeni'31 no,, danger of American entrance j feet; Billy Reed with his comment.-, permanently Special attachment gives (1) autcT- spier id ul work thrpiighoilt tl ie Reason' ancl1 in the |'|jnto the war; the Germans, therefore, had more about' good-looking Dallas gals,not being A special feature of the society's matic free draft (2) double-action condensor, (.'oi.tiii Wi' ail® all;proud c>f you, and glad j ttonfidence in the results of a war than they had dated up tWo or three weeks ahead of team, according- to some who say they n •B : know, will be the playing of R. L. Mc- jo .see il! steal the natiijnal spotlight and.: putlj prevldusly possessed. ' . || time a.s are the Itice gals--maybe they Whinney, hefty civil engineer, at YELLO-BOLE Rice's ,;:U'iloiii' riahic jilflore the public.; You have At, present two \Vars are, in progress, one in didn t know -Billy, aa well as some of guard. McWhinnev is supposed to be I kept u> and ie, oti.ef football .fans' excitcdly 1 Spain and one in China. Both could have been'ours do: 13,11 hoRde- ,ookmc t5S,le and AISO "CARBURBTOR" . , , . ... ., n ,r r Br , , ,, :' '.'-.i , , , wail, 'cause he just; couldn't look a raw able to put a lot of stuff in anybody's j " STEMBITER " IMPERIAL" e-iieermf!; thiou^hopt a, ;great football year, and , stopped by the concerted action of the four na- ] oysU,r the fico-he is usiiallv so way/ YEUO-BOIES, $1.25 4 JI 50 iutye, a .\ ie^ciry in (he moSti thrilling New f lions, of our proposed alliance. Italy would |jot good at somethine: like that; too: Tai- V eivi p I). n\-' iiiii i :i- e! i'.Kt-S. ||j iia\'e dar^l to encourage Prance and Japan would ley taking snapsliots ol various co-eds :...|j hot ha ve dared to attack China,, if these four ha- j so. that Petty may, see what they look 9 r AA1 AMCDtir A IMClll ATE upd'cpi r '.tiohs had issued ah ultimatuin to these belligerent/! like in everyday, life when: he gets Here s The Sate IAN AIVILKILA INouLAlb tltKbLLr ! na-jk»ns readv to pick our BEAUTIES. AGAINST WAR'! • You've Been Waiting For

How badly do we want peace? Are. we- will- ;W""s.ble to our welfare whieh we mus , $3 3() (U(x includod) General otice - J ive morning—we are ashamed of you import. Are we w.ll.ng lo get along without then, | studonts a rate of half ice ()n out.of.town ganies brutes-- what we. mean is why didn't SUITS And w ' '"'""'i'H-lu..; them ourselves Han ly, t« th(„ir ()Wn t(?}l)n Wo can sce no rpason for an you keep her in that class the full takes th« raw matenals, some ol which we do not oxcepUon hore. Tho garno certainly did not seem period? You know she loved it. have • ' ;1 - ...... ,.. „- "i", 1 in danger of financial failure. Tell Us, Jake Scheule, how , things OVERCOATS That is >">/)'>;• ' Side.' of ;tho pietiire. On the other j. Proof that many students were kept away from standJfcrith you-™is it Rosalyn or is it .hand fithj-t nations serve as absorbers for our ex- Hie game by the high price is shown thus: Al- GraceTPen--we are just a bit courious Pacemakers For cess pixrhieuon. We ship cotton, wool, oil, steel though the Cotton Bowl game was the most im- And now as there isn't anymore space and no more news, we will stop even .1 machinery, wheat; epitri; and other goods. Were portant played by Rice this season, and although Smart America maikets taken from us. our whole economy * f though we should have stopped before j it Wime at a time vvhen Htudonts were m; friJItl we bang—it wouid have boon better- in would be upset Our markets would be glu ted studies t(J altend> the S; M y. the same dis- so we'll be seeing you at the Soph SHk- an.l prices ;«r«.uld drop with a crash. Unemploy- tance ,,awayWav , wtwa,.s attUirloattended Kbyv :,ho,abount 1000 n.orntqroe -Stu- dance—this is a paid advertisement • Drapes • Stripes : mi lit and a flovynward readjustment,of the Amer- dents than the bowl game. vV ican standard of living: would have to follow. We • Lounges • Plaids This student newspaper suffered when some in- iffisHMIilHHH might be,- able- to adjust our production by divert- j better than the Rose Bowl at long in- i;|'! ing l.ibo) ti, other industries,1 but the experiences ' «-'fhcwncy in management, preventedi it from re- • Sports • Solids tervals, iillli cif our tlepn-ssion do not encourage this belief. ]f,living press passes to the game. After waiting No one knows what Sanford will " Single And • Herring bones w,, had the raw materials we might adjust by diJ vainly fo^a resp.mse frotn a letter and later a tele- verting man power to the production of goods we «nS{J» $ wartmc imtd it was too » « propose, but an entirely different light • D. B. Models • Sharkskins now import, but what ab«.ut the raw materials? ! ° buy # t,ck<>tii; ^res ter reporters assigned might be cast on the matter if he America, although more nearly self-sufficient than ° covJ thle flf| ft h(,mc M 1)fltenod t0 should want, for example, to enlarge probably an.y other nation, is .still dependent upon . " rut the Dallas stadium to Rose Bowl ca- $25. Suits $30. Suits $35. Suits •••• oilier nalions for goods which she bur.self cannot I " is true that Gaylbrd Johnson, whose help in pacity, And Overcoats And Overcoats And Overcoats make, and upon other^ peopleji -for markets which ! similar mfitters before Aye greatly appreciate, was Whatever his offer, wo are confident she cannot supply. able to get the passes for us when he arrived in the sagacity of McCants and Johnson Could we trade during, eras of peace and isolate j Dallas, but reporters were by no means suire that will insure that the Conference pledge ourselves during war? If a nation needs our goods ! he'had.iandI were naturally unwilling to make the itself to the Cotton Bowl only if an ar- iiisiifl rl 111 in peace, liven they will need thern ; much rnbre j ^ the .f&Cg.of such uncertainty, rangement Riving the Conference equal Si during war. If they cannot depend upon us to' Saturday J. T. McCants and Gaylord Johnson, benefits in return can be made. mmm m - -i:'. .l -- JMSiM ,.U,„ —^j.. ii— as officials of the Conference, meet here with San- supply ihem when they need our goods most, they But two details for that arrangement ford to discuss the future of the Cotton Bowl wmJSKKm must attempt to deveiop another source for the we do suggest, and We maintain that products which they must import. Thus, we would Game.. no agreement can be satisfactory with- have involuntary isolation during peace, as well Downtown sport writers differ on the question if fi W MJ4 A M CK JwEil/Jm as voluntary isolation during war, Isolation at the of promising Sanford the Conference champion. out them: Students must be guaran- 811 MAIN ST. allfsklM outbreak of a war-—-or neutrality-—would .mean re- Dick Freeman, for example, believes the Confer- teed good seats at half price, or pre- ferably less, and student newspapers! s II,# fusal to ship to either nation involved in war. ence should not pledge itself to the Cotton Bowl Houston's Largest Exclusive Men's Store - R; ^Whether a nation was being attacked (as is China- and exclude alf possibility of the Rose Bowl, while must be insured the"privil«ge of cover- j today), or whether a nation was attacking (as is Bruce Layer thinks a Cotton Bowl every year is ing the game.

a* •• «SnS«IR| •"'I IH99HMI •m ——H mmumHsm tffl : V / i ^,'1 | uihbikim m llilll# FRIDAY, JANUABV 7, 163* THE RICE THBBSHEB ; PAGE THREE I i'liPl#Sf If wliP! • • ; ft fiiRi5k''Sl "-"r" WWII i mm But. In the words of a former edi- Besides the excellent acting of Miss 0. W. L S. A Fountain Pen Hospital repairs all illi tor of this paper who was accused Colbert and Boyer, who even manages Surprise Talent li- , of being unscrupulous, "Ain't it fun?" his Russian accent successfully, the makes of Pens and Pencils. 601 Kmm J ,/ The fun oomes from Claudette Col- minor parts are ably handled by Anita Bldg. F. 7918. '5; wm m bert and Charles Boyer in good com- Louise, Melville Cooper, Isabel Jeans, ™ ~ wwwm* mrw •"•Www J1 by ; m edy, arising from the portrayal of un- and Maurice Murphy. The villanous ' Cl" ' ' f ' . • 2L Jean Slater was appointed chairman • usual characters in an unusual situa- Basil Rathbone, as usual, is up to any- A surprising exhibit of the talents ip- tion, and carried along by sparkling body's standard. Anatole Litvak of the committee on May Fete pro- AYS grams at the weekly meeting of the of: the pledges enlivened the regular TRY PRINCE S FAMOUS conversation. directed the picture. 1 !'*! . • •' ' ! ' « • ! Owen Wister Literary Society Wed- meeting of thfe;.'^. •A." ;l|.'.S. -TtieHday:' at HAMBURGERS AND The two are exiled Russian Prince At an informal business meeting of SCUE and Grand Ippiss who have fled the Kirby — THE UVES OF A nesday; January 5, at Autry House. the Engineering Society Tuesday night Autry House. iffiiiii : The O. W. L- S. have the option on in the Senior Commons, members of ;^;i INCE you were all good little boys revolution and are living in Paris, BENGAL LANCER Frances Flanagan presented an in- 3031 San Jacinto this concession this year. the club made nominations for officers ilia and girls during the holidays, we mainly on credit. A touch is added casual reader who has got this teresting review of Owen P. White's Main at Cray m •£ S as Boyer, soul of honor, won't touch The society completed plans for for the new term and discussed prog- ! are especially glad to have this prob- far will easily understand why I "My Texas, 'Tis of Thee." The book 6215 Harrlsburg Blvd. the forty million francs the Czar en- ress on the Engineering Show. ably unique opportunity of offering am familiar with this revival. I '"saw Initiation of pledges. The Initiation is a collection of tales of the rise of trusted to his care, although his wife it when it was here before." And will be held at the Yacht Club on Working consistently over the holi- you a treat this week—three of the is engaging in pretty extensive shop- the cattle kings of Texas and a series four pictures to be discussed in this (quote me on this statement I'm going Wednesday, February 23. On the basis days, the electrical engineers have ac- lifting. About two scenes after po- complished a great deal on such ex- of portraits of the early citizens of column have actually been seen by to see it aagin, for as much as I dis- of December preliminary grades, all lice chase through the food market, they like to commend two movies in a row, hibits as the radio car. According to Texas. ||$i reviewer, and as to the fourth, take the final drastic step and go to the pledges will be eligible for initia- there isn't much of a way out of it Bob Burehfield, publicity manager of said reviewer, speakiing for himself, work, as maid and butler in the home when they are us good as these. tion. the show, this department is far ahead never intends to see it. of a banker, whose household consists We trade Pens and Pencils. Match A discussion was held concerning and setting the pace for the other stu- your pen or pencil, old style or new The happy circumstances by which of a wife, a son, and a daughter. While I have it on my mind, let me dents working on the show. iffilfeit* say that the "glamorous Naulch girls the annual Tri-Literary Society dance, style. Fountain Pen Hospital, 601 Kress ,1 i^ble to speak of these produc- The son falls for Claudette, the in their exotic dances,'' described in but results huve been withheld pend- "So far, progress in the show has Bldg. F. 7918. wSfeWfwiW tions from personal observation will daughter falls for Boyer, and nobody School Supplies the press sheet before me, only get in ing a consultation of the Tri-Literary been mostly on paper," said Robert be related as we proceed from show is surprised, for they are a charming Watson, general manager, "but after Stationery imamm the picture as shadows on the wall. In Council. JpMM to show, so listen carefully. couple, besides being the best servants the exams things will really hum * » » •" fact, the picture is practically without GARAGE APT. ROOM Books - - Gifts nM in Paris. Boyer beats the son at fenc- around the M. L. The cooperation of Metropolitan — TOVARICH ing and poker (badly at poker), and feminine interest, despite the presence Lending Library of Kathleen Burke. the engineers has been ail and more NEAR RICE (HHp LL Russians are crazy, according to Claudette is an expert hairdresser. Rice Y. W. C. A. Plans In fact, to continue .even in the than anticipated, and if the spirit of Private bath; private entrance; tele- Only slapstick in the picture is early A Charles Boyer, supposed to be one afprementioned press sheet six men New Schedule For the boys keeps up as it has, the show phone. In a beautiful new home: ir. the secnes of poverty, over the mat- 825. 7405 Main St. Phone J. 221)12. 1014 Texas Ave. of them, and according to me, too, for are given in the cast before Miss will be a great success. There are ter of a collapsible bed, and even It Meetings This Term more new ideas and exhibits being de- one of the things I did New Year's Burke Is mentioned, and the only other is designed to add to the Impression veloped this year than ever before." Eve was to get around to the Majestic woman listed is Myra Kinch, tabulated of financial embarrassment. A street The Rice Y. W. C. A. met Tuesday to see the midnight showing of TOVA- scene, for which a whole section of at the foot of the list as "solo dancer," Students who were nominated to fill whose dance must have been per- afternoon to complete a schedule of the offices of the club during the We Serve START THE NEW YEAR WITH We Serve RICH, whoch goes on the screen Sat- Paris was reproduced, is also effective : spring term of 1938 are, for president, i *{> urday at the Metropolitan. in this respect. formed out of focus. future meetings. Autry the And, while we are after things left Hugh Surkhart, Bob Burehfield, and The touch of seriousness comes at Beginning Tuesday, January 11, Dorms Get your watches, clocks, bracelets, cut of the picture, we must mention Frank Witte; for vice-president, Maur- House the end of the picture as the forty mil- business meetings will be held in Room chains, etc.. from B. O. Kreiter, Kress the plot, for the simple thread that ties ice Hill, John John, Clarence Stone- •ill lion francs come up again. The treat- the thing together is merely the de- 202 Administration Building every first burner, War ran Alexander, and E. B. ilill l ment is about the same as that of tails of a small war on the British and second Tuesday of the month, Blanton; for secretary, Bob Cook; for many other modern comedies, for frontier in India combined with an of- On every third Friday, beginning executive committeeman, C Hy example Tobacco Road, in which laitgh Adams. ficer father's military treatment of his January 21, on open meeting will be OUR RESOLUTION IS TO KEEP SERVING YOU piles on laugh ui»til the ^losing min- son, a replacement. Further nominations may be made utes of the final scene. held at Autry House at 8 P. M. Guest GOOD FOOD The picture is made good from be- before the election, which will be held Phone TovarlQh doesn't let the curtain fall speakers will address these open I ©jc (Sables, Jlnr. .1100 yet costs no more ginning to end by, and only by, the at the last regular meeting of the so- on tragedy, however, for the butler splendid performances of Gary Cooper, meetings. ' ciety before the examinations, Tues- H-2101 "Where Rice Students Meet" Main and maid, dressed in evening clothes, Franehot Tone, and Richard Cromwell, The club will hold combination busi- ! day. January 18; in the Senior Com- The ORIGINAL make thoir final exist planning for a . - --. upheld by Sir Guy Standing and C. ness'and social meetings at the homes mons. celebration, after first setting out the Aubrey Smith, whose names ar6 KELLEY'S garbage can and the milk bottles. of members every fourth Tuesday The society,, according to Burehfield. ! scarcely less familiar than those of the extends its thanks to Kenneth Baird,, ill Showplace of the South stars. night of the month. This plan will not The secret of tomorrow's success is present president, for his Work this ; Watches repaired and regulated in Another not so familiar is that of go into effect until February due to today's saving! MAIN AT BERRY 48 hours. No more waiting 1 to 2 Akim Tamiroff, who appeared two or year, especially on the Engineering • the mid-term examinations. 1 weeks. It will B. O. K. if from B. O. three years ago In a fine picture called Society's exhibit at the Oil World Ex- Kreiter, Kress Bldg. Lobby. Abdul the Damned, of which I suppose hibition. none of you have ever heard. be better and more complete thun the South Texas Commercial National Bank ' ' , These actors produce an impression 1.000 foot 10 minute Fox pictures now All makes repaired and sold, Points | of vivid reality in the characters they Member Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation running at Loew's. exchanged. Desk sets repaired, Foun- portray, hard soldiers who suffer tain Pen Hospital, 601 Kress Bldg. _____ FLOWERS for all anything for duty, carrying to ex- tremes the finer feelings of loyalty and friendship, and showing unlimited • j '!(•; j(, ; •• ;t , :'.j . I'.": . -,-V < 'IVV.1'"1.-' : ' !K M Occasions of 1 physical ikill and daring, and moral |, courage. The New Year I For the rest, the picture consists of ! action—Henry Hathaway shows his | talent for managing speed and magni- JAKE ('33) ALEXANDER FLOWER SHOP tude in hunting scenes, battles scenes, daring escapes, and wild chases. P. 5728 HERB MAY, Rep. 2911 FANNIN ! • * * Loew's — ROSALIE S you may have heard by now. I A •pot to see before writing on this one because it will be held over one 1 week. I made a .special effort to go down and see it so I could tell you all about t. And on my own caeh, too. for the editor was in Oklahoma playing 111 b&skctb ill and had relegated the passes to his sister, or somebody. "Rnnnlic" is tops in music, dancing . . (press sheet quote). And that ; about covers the things in which it is 'tops. With enormous sets,and spec- tacular backgrounds for Eleanor Po- well's dances, including one very er.tehv trick number all in army -uni- forms near the end the piece, and with Nelson Eddy, who can sing some, to put it briefly, this one is fine for lovers of poetry in motion and melody t 1 in mouth, But don't expect anything i-I.-e. Mirth Occupies a major role, also, and Frank Morgan, brilliant come- ! dinn, turning in his usual standard pet formatice. The music, I thought was not lip to that Mr. Eddy usually sings. I'm afraid I came away not whistling, not Fletcher Valentine knows tobacco i even remembering, a single bar. But don't let my opinion discourage you, A couple of the songs have been values...like so many other inde- highly praised by people whose ideas I respect. As to the plot, it's entirely too un- pendent experts he smokes Luckies! important to bother with. There is little attempt at drama, and Eddy and Powell have little chance to show their "T'VE bought 4,000,000 pounds of tobacco at auc- ! acting ability, if any. • • • JL tions in the past ten years," Says Mr. Valentine, I Majestic — MERRY-GO-ROUND independent buyer of Westfield, N. C., "and my lilfl OF 1938 fE Majestic will swing out Friday bread and butter depends on making the right with a musical by Buddy DeS.vlva, r 1 bids. That's why I have to know tobacco values. director of the famous Svn»V Side Up. The picture may be good entertain- ment with Bert Lnhr Jimmte Savo, "Now I've smoked Luckies ever since 1918, and the • h :•.•• •; Billy House, and Mischa Aiicr for reason is, they suit my taste to a "I". Nobody knows farce to the fourth oower. and a col- :$Wi lection of singers,. dancers, .and • musi- better than we tobacco men that Luckies are made cians • to tickle the ears and toes. of the finest center-leaf tobacco." lit 1 Dave Apollon, who finishes a per- ••SMsKy' ' URAL telephone wire—not in cables—can now sonal nppenrnnce at the Metropolitan R. go underground where bad weather and grass today, reappears with his assorted as- Yes—and that isn't all...Luckies' exclusive process, sistants in this movie. m firca can't harm it. "It's Toasted" takes out certain irritants naturally mm Ute The Majestic's chief claim to at- 4 u'' m!. ;l To make this possible, an entirely new kind of tention next week. 1 believe, will be present in all tobacco—even the finest! The result wire liad to be developed. Special insulating com- ils showing of Universal Newsreel's 'fi pictures of the sinking of the Panay. is that you will find Luckies not only taste good pounds, special splicing methods were devised. Photographer Norrnan Alley's three but are easy on your throat. 1 eel film, which runs 34 minutes, was '-v . Then a simple, economical method of burial had mm••••: -Jj; v:' rushed " to Washington immediately Surely, independent experts like Mr. Valentine make to be found. A special plow solved this problem— upon its arrival in the United States, " '°" H^WWO"1 f«""" ; one that digs a furrow and tucks away the wire in . nd was only released this week. good judges of cigarettes j§!. Sworn records show With Graham McNamee as com- a single operation. mentator, the news reel goes into the that, among independent tobacco experts, Luckies :> . Just one more step in the process of making background of the disaster, besides have twice as many exclusive smokers as have all "Vnur Nev*s parade having pictures of the actual attack Bell System service constantly more dependable. I OUT • „ a. m © by Japanese planes. Universale news- other cigarettes combined! e red is usually far superior to the Fox 1 Why not talrphont? home tonight? Rate* .Movietone News product, and their BH ^ to most points are lowest any time after pictures of the bombing will probably 7 P. M. and alt day Sunday. Slid?;® Fountain Pen Hospital repairs nil KNOW TOBACCO BEST IT'S 1 makes of Pens and Pencits. 601 Kress Copyrlfht 1938, TIi* Amorlrun Tobacco Company Bldg. F. 7918. <•. . ' ' i 1I PAGE FOUB THE BICE THRESHER FRIDAY, JANUARY T, 1838 m ritory, the Buffaloes penetrating apst balance to wear down any one man out heads. His story told of a man with a beautiful maiden in the audi- who became a financial success, marry- Fountain the fifty yard line only onoe. It team, especially with the one man ence of the concert hall, approaches mikM of Pens stems that It took the Owls about fif- team outweighed. ing his boss's daughter on the way her, pulls off the mask, and tells her Bldg. F. 7818. teen minutes to get started, but once "•i' up—all after he had lost his head, of his love. She returns his love, she started, there was no stopping them. Dunlap's manuscript was a charm- says—but she is blind and can never There was one score by Bice in the ing short story of a man who became know how horribly ugly he is. third quarter, which Vestal, in the There were three poems read at by Richard Banks a masked singer because he was so very best of form, converted. Colo- the meeting. Clyde Terry read two, « « « Irving Shapley rado made a thrilling goal line stand STUDENTS ugly that women fainted when they one a sonnet, and Alliene Guinn read With That New Sandwich in the fourth quarter to keep the saw him. He falls in love at a glance her war poem written in free verse. Sensation score from being any more in theii The Writing Club held its first meet- The ftilal ciirtain has been i-ung pathize with them. They lost to Stan- disfayor, and until the erid of the ing of 1838 Monday night at the home down on old King Football, and the ford on New Year's Day by a mere game the score remained 28 to 14 in of Helen Saba. KEEP UP THAT GOOD OF '37—DROP IN program for the Rice Basketball team sixty points. The Stanford leading favor of the Owls. Manuscripts were read by George Meal is about to start. Southern Methodist scorer, Luisetti, was good for fifty Throughout the entire sixty min- JC. EVans, W. C. Malone, Henry F. and Arkansas seem to be the teams 4803 No. points. He's pretty much of a team utes of play the crowd was kept on Dunlap, Clyde Terry, and Alllne to beat, S. M, U. Was last year's himself . . . Alan Gould of the As- edge. The game was a real thriller. Guinn. champions, and the starting five was MAIN sociated Press nominates Lain as the Whizzer White had been ballyhooed as Evans' Work was a short character 30 composed entirely of sophomores, This Itself number one back of the nation next a great player, and he lived com- sketch* incomplete as yet. He plans M. H. CRAWFORD, Mgr. means that they will all be back for Reg. U. S. Pat. Office year. We second that motion. He pletely up to expectation. In fact, in to use it in a longer story. another shot at the conference crown. looked like the number one back the first quarter, he had the Rice fans Malone Wrote a satirical allegory Arkansas used to" win the conference SOLD ONLY AT t.f?ttinsi Colorado New Year's Day, and praying, The Owls have shown fine based on the concept that some peo- basketball title with methodical repe- he should be better next year . balance and great line play in all of ple would advance further, in a super- i&liM lition. They won both games against - The Ow,Is may lose a little prestige in their conference battles. They were ficial, material way, if they were with- the Owls last year, and stack up very : bes>ketball thus year, but they should expected to show their strength again, good again this year. I come back in 1939 with some great Ali makes repaired and sold. Points HEBERT'S BARBER and they showed it. exchanged. Desk sets repaired, Foun- Rice .has some good prospects for the sophomores coming up. Carswell, II and 1938 season, but whether they will go Gomez, and Selman show real possi- There is every likelihood that if tain Pen Hospital, 601 Kress Bldg. Sandwich Shop vety fur is uncertain. The Owl eager-., j biljties . . . Paul Sanders showed Colorado had had as good a line as dropped two decisions to the ex- Sugar Bowlers a real quarter-miler. Rice that White would have been able LEHIGH 7977 BEAUTY SHOP to score even more. White is a great ;;.47Wpvrr 3018 peiienMtd 'Southern' California team, j Ir, beating "Chuck" Beetham of Ohio HARBISON 2 Blocks North of M.L., on Bissonet, 2 Blocks to the Left. but this was to be expected, as the ; State he defeated one of the best player, fully deserving of the Ail- Califomians were in mid-season form, quarter-milers the Middle West has American berth that he occupies. But RADIO SERVICE The Dormitory's Shop Phone Jackson 2-1868 Main /%| | Main due to th-'ir meeting the Owls on the produced. Sanders in particular and Rice's team, although having several PROMPT SERVICE—QUALITY WORK "Spec" Harrison Start The New Year Right—A Haircut Is The Thing! tail end of it barnstorming tour which tht Owls in general should have a outstanding men, does not depend on 6500 Harrisburg .included sdfih teariis ai> L. S. I). arid .great track season . . . Here's hoping any One man, but has sufficient 4108 Main St. Houston, Texas Tuhine. In the final game of the ( Dutch Meyer. T. C. U, coach, accepts Southern California series, the Owis that: Mississippi offer. Maybe he's the acquitted themselves quite admirably, guy holding the jinx over Rice. There's Bill Chandler and Ike Stesikley looked «oineth".rig wrong somewhere . . . verj' sjjK'd. Captain KlindWofth is. : Wbjv.ef White was the nearest thing perhaps the most versatile performer ' to a onemah .team We've seen; All he •on the Owl roster, and should be awe needs is a center and a football and to use his one .inn underhand shot to h.-'Il do the rest, He. had the Owls bd'vav.tage again .this j-ettr. With the mighty scared for a while . . . Red nuirn of Frank Steen and Oilie Cor- Vestal's three points, after touchdowns till) tioir the football wars, the Owl in one quarter sounds like ii record. wi; be -ai'eili'ithent'd mnteriidly. | Rod biis a true money leg. i In.: otii' opinion rii;ke, MFotigerjt team M\:«v''(A>:.tu! pt;( on tin; flour would in' 'i,:i|f Iff® KtrakleV, ate./1 HVinau "an'!;).1 RICE OWLS PLAY Se^lej With their (•alible , rvr; : si;, .uei-be able I" elve SPECTACULAR NEW nv.Vbk'. i.: . ',• it feme Otil T,i Th • f'.:elsctbiil! (inmcs YEAR'S DAY GAME ,\i! • i ?!ivii tunes who think • \ c>uv.' ;»i.,i;.U«•: t.v\c< :irc: i»<>> •;«•> .• i;. .are 35,000 See Institute Stars i,i..Tn .•nbtaken. p.,i Smother Buffs SJ.t'jVi.njjJ. ,U|.TTi'ii-. 'i.ht.l,; Irum evei-y aegle, <;on:<- • .:r Y. Olde Co.e Audi- 28 to U. to tht- nex** t. tji«. Owl risers .tit" .of their vvi..i, t uridi i wGL.J- 'und Jimmy Kitl-'s Rice IhMi.tuie Owls. . .. niiiStei oi the whiz/v-dizzy fnolbnll "i ;£<; f. .1-0 . t-; ' attle. The; •.'ii tin- are the mie. new tSouthwest ConlVrencf. played the "Oii'h • ht.siV-'r It.. th;t,n Kamo,.firing your o\vp Thirty five thousand people from i .-.i-Ki • ta--:.") '.'.ippoii tho bus- ; Texas and Colorado filled the stadium ••lllll* ketball team like we did tin- fo.itball ." see Ernie Lain throw passes and to t! am ,'IIKI We'll 'have another eon- 'ho Ail-American Khodes scholar. 1. !'!;u' eh.impjoriship ' Whizzer White, whizz. They were Sport Snipes not in the least disappointed, except. That Cotton Bi.wl rialiy had pohaps for some ol the Colorado fans. i.-iiii1. F'firty-six iwindth; forty tr.ou-aor't But •even.' they admii that they saw a i/.j'ieoijie'. and two fine lootl;iall .teams. It i ttn at ,;:.'ime. :i . 11 :V of Inn to watch voui" team ui ac- _ Karly in the game While got away liei when their oilerw is w-rkir.? tr !( i;,,,. Mart. The klcknfl went {•> jiiilection Hit* 'o.'k a lorty pomt il., O.vls, Rice, after several plays. .. k.i.u! from () 1 I'uesday niyht : alteOlpted a pass. ' Vickers to Steen. That . oo.ids Bk« a j» .'iretieived thii I'.ail tmain from RULE CHANGE TO kiekolT. After a lew nice, gains. White attain showed why he is an OWLS' ADVANTAGE AC-American Leaping high in the I jr. he intercepted a pass from Ernie Vieiili' io; I.:,'., b'Sliliit.' Owls. Liun. .'ii 1 made ;i fifly yard run to btM';;j-usi:' • ;i their, passing,, .iii.thck. are I he pay lilt. But (licit ended the show ij'M? ;'.y.j. .ruie, rhii.i^j.^; aii.iioi,iiii;ed by #!)<; for Mr White. Tire rest of the game '.aiii^milHwrmM f v.-enf.< ' to.. . the Owls. Who.... tie, d the score , , lo ! i.i.r the i v'"third iii!,' AI i'".cl;.'.. V. AIE'' ^ * ' '. oejore the efid of, the lust f 1 'rbe.'.iA'iiri;;; " ';i V' ,. The second half of the game was , played almost entirely in Colorado ter- eres •;:) lli»ri,.';i!'t<;r ari.y'! .forward piisfi: i.;epXi;b;j»';,fljbos!e jlWide oli fourth down; i i i\ the Buffaloes penetrating past v. hwj) ' biiiionse .irifcompreo: libbii'id :the : : ;.o, ii'.. bVit, i,v.ill.: l.M/'.l.repted, as: thiiU|.:l.i. il"! We sell Sheaffer, Parker, Conklin, :'l i'u'rl-; the1tiroUi'ld. in tlie field of 'pia> • ' .more pleasure Swan. Wahl -Eversharp and Waterman An li.eoiijipscU: .forward pa.ss liehind Pens and Pencils. Names engraved ..lie. >•! .:.i • line on fourth down will as free. Fountain Pen Hospital, 601 Kress j .' ibow^i'esLlli.in-.aiilfouohbiiek, .'..' ( 4 Bldir. F. 7918. f 2. Whe.i 'he' iifii] goes 'out of boiinds bxitween tlwv goal lines, ' or bei.'pmes j dead Within 15 yards ol (he side line, j in which case it shall be put into play at a spot 15 j'ards from that side line, | ICE SKATING a happier new year instead of 1,0 yards as 'heretofore. The new rule governing passes means that the offensive team can now I ... and more pleasure for the make three consecutive incomplete'] passes in th< end zone, barring, of thousands of new smokers who course, fourth down, without losing the halC This will enable the quarter- bat k to employ his full repertoire of are finding out about Chester- pliiys'at.1 all .Tithes, I" . ,' The rules committee deemed tjiat field's milder' better taste. the development of both forward and Jan rai passes had made more leeway desirahle. As it is impracticable to ; Mild ripe tobaccos and pure wblen, the, field, the ball -will be', brought in five yards farther. This] cigarette paper are the best in- (hang-' also will aid short-side plays j liear the ^irh lines. placing a greijjer lii.it.tlen oil the defense.,, ; gredients a cigarette can have These rtrlfls vvili be of '.considerable j help t ) (he pass-minded teams of the j Southwest Conference, who sometimes ...these are the things that give you throw - from 25 lo 35^»'erials in one j POLAR WAVE i.i.me A:s one coach potnled tint, teams, more pleasure in Chesterfields. tike Rice. Arkiitisas. and Texas. Chris- j ICE PALACE tian which tire «k|uipped with superior ! Jr.LLAaU jLvJhtf pastiihg garnet will be doubly dan- j HUTC1ILNS AT McGOWEN cerous in scoring territory under the I new changes1.', : '! vi Afternoons and Evenings Why worry when you break your j fountain Pen or Pencil? Just take It I Mornings on to the Fountain Pen Hospital, they re- j pair all makes. 601 Kress Bid#., I ^Saturdays and Holidays F. 7618. Copyright 1938, Lioctrr fc MYERS TOBACCO CO,