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Ruddock Sanctions § 55 ID Fakers lift by Susan O'Donnell Last week 55 freshmen were sanctioned by Assistant Vice President for Student Af- by fairs Mary Raddock for writing a false birth date of their official school l.D. cards. Their I'he Fordham Prep, Hughes Avenue and punishment included writing the University Belmortf Avenue fcrttfes Jiwe bwn repaired Code of Conduct five times and a letter sent and the railroad fence running from Third home to parents. Avenue io AiurnirB ^«ti^ljs '^Jferenily under "Apparently, the freshmen did not have repair. *• time to read ihe Conduct Code and did not ' Those are just- realize that this was a serious offense," said Raddock, who thought up the punishment according to Sevtijit] and felt that it fit the crime. The fake IDs were discovered when the Student administration made a routine check, com- Rose Hill campus, paring all of the IDs to a master printout. Courtney mi Although a small number of the incorrect students birthdates were obviously mistakes, such as tei foot J5ECUWJY those who put 1983 as the year of birth, a and the COURTNEY- .,- .».•:. great majority were done for the sole purpose securityt There >is „ Emergency phqri«* have: bi of obtaining a, fake ID in order to drink, said the Martyrs' several lrid^^^ Raddock. ASSISTANT VICE PRESIDENT FOR 6 p.m. "A group of us guys got together and STUDENT AFFAIRS MARY RAD- come on duty;' -,v decided to do it (put the wrong dates clown). DOCK "We tried' * direct Jine'UMh? security dffifoe inibv event None of us thought that we'd be caught," Ramskellar, and the mixers held there, have couple of ^ris. . . said one St. John's Hall resident. Of the been in the past and shall remain alcohol- students are ol timev,' • Cojirfcuey said utilise of these phona ser- freshmen involved, 80 percent were male and related. We hope to have move mixers h'-ld in ."Vices !'is, alwsiy^'ai.poi'sibiltiy: .B«t,"jn more than half were resident students. the ealeteria, which freshmen will be td'U- to C "1 didn't think they would even bother attend." "We have to realize that there is a to check the filfs, Resides, i don't think it is "It is very dil'fici'lt for a large univ-.-rsiu . tei in n v problem that we will not be able ., bojt, They are put iher« for' a very specific that serious an oC'ensc." said another siidi as l-'ordhani. '0 regulate al.oliol con- in In k I on percent." ' , .purpose"; and, if they' uve; abiisecli'.'the result student. sumption where a \i-c.iv percentage of s'ltclen- - I \ecutive Vice President l'aul Reiss - will etui up hurting everybody." "1 sympathize with the freshmen. We ts are forbidden to drink," s;iul Raddock. Courtney said all of these security im- were not attentive to whether activities were "It would be much easier for all concerned if provemenLs would have been made even- alcohol-related or not, simply that there be a the New York State drinking age was raised studying," .said.^cytivc 'Vice President dually, but .were somewhat accelerated at, a lot of them,'' said Raddock "However, the to 21." Paul Reiss>" ptr, Fridn^?s> Yacuity^ Swatt 'result of September's incident. He said plam meeting. "Tliee^peHwehasii'tbeettalt that* had previously been made for all trie fences great." However,~fyi\ ployee union ttrms,", "'•''' ' ' lick l(X) percent," said Reiss. • ' * by Stephen i.alli Nine student clubs were deemed inactive by a unanimous vote of the United Student Government Senate Monday. Their recognition as student clubs was tevoked because of their failure io complete evaluation forms requested by V SCi. Suicide Attempted Without USG recognition, the An- thropology Club, SAM. 1 tie Omleruracniate Business Society, Phi Alpha Ihcta, the Fen- cers, the Fordham Sports Journal, Ramblers by Mark Dillon and Ministries personnel, RAs, faculty and ap- at Rose Hill. Phi Eta Pi and Women at Rose Elaine Giacomello proximately 200 students, mostly from Hill are not eligible for funds allocated to A Fordham College freshman was ad- Queen's Court, met in Bishop's Lounge to them this semester by the Student Activities mitted to Jacobi Hospital Wednesday after provide an "update as to his condition" and a question and answei period, said Matt Council. In addition, these organizations will tempting suicide in St. John's Hall. not be permitted to hold activities on campus His roommate, returning from class at Dinnan, resident director of Martyrs' Court. "It was a very healthy gathering," said or sponsor events in the name of the Univer- approximately 11:30 a.m., found that the sity, said USG Vice President for Operations Rev. Carsten Martinsen, SJ. "People '-luileiu attempted to hang himself, according Mary Vitiello. UlKev. JohnPiderit, S.J. needed to speak and make statements about "To be recognized you have to follow Two persons administered car- what more they could do. They needed to the USG constitution," she said. Evaluations diopulmonary resuscitation, said Piderit. share their feelings about the situation," lie s added. by club leaders are required by the USG con- «on alter, Emergency Medical Service per- stitution. S(»iuiel took (he student to the hospital. As of During the meeting Piderit said students "At this juncture," she said in The Ram Wednesday night, the student was in a coma discussed the meaning of the incident and (Sept. 22), "the USG is in an unfortunate and listed in critical condition. their feelings about the whole situation. position concerning clubs that have failed to USG VICE PRESIDENT FOR According to Piderit, the student might Piderit then led the group in prayer. OPERATIONS MARY VITIELLO "Everybody was totally silent. People respond to a club evaluation." In a last-ditch have been "distraught" following recent per- effort to obtain information from clubs that said of campus organizations. "It's unfor- Sl were really concentrating," said Martensen. >mil problems. tunate that we have to do this," she said "We just wanted to pray together." has not submitted an evaluation, USG Bronx police, who also responded when established a grace period from Sept. 23 to hours before she recommended the USG "There are two types of reactions: 'w hat ^ incident occurred, agreed to allow the Oct. 3, when clubs could hand in their Senate take revocation measures. could 1 have done to prevent this?' and 'what University to inform the student's parents, evaluations. SAC froze the funds of clubs s about me and my life—would I ever do Part of the information requested on the aid Piderit; that did not respond by Oct. 3. Funds could anything like this?'" said Piderit. "It's a evaluation forms are the club's constitution later in the day, Assistant Dean for be restored to a club upon submission of the time when you come very close to life and and by-laws, membership information and Residential l.irc WinnilVed Wegnunn met requested evaluatory information only until 1| death. You think about these ultimate recent club activities. The evaluation is used ''" iill resident assistants and resident d'nvc- Oct. 14. mainly to foster better ties between the in- 'u'^ said Piderit, to discuss the deiails iind questions." When asked if evaluations will be accep- dividual club and USG, as well as with the •••U'-vts of the incident. Pideril said the RAs "Everybody's groping for answers 10 ted In the clubs deemed inactive, Vitiello administration, and to increase the activity of '"'' KDs were also given instructions and ad- questions there are i\^ answeis to," said one said, "As of now they won't." smaller clubs who sometimes require more 'K c ol1 how to deal with oilier students. student. "It was lough for us to be there. It "They ha\e to help themselves," she funding, said Vitiello. ^ 4:30 p.m. administrators. Campus Continued on /HIM*-' 5 2/THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20,1983

Mexico Project Organization: Organizational meeting at 1:30 p.m. FMH 440. Dr. Maria-Paz Aspe will be CAB speaking on the direction of the club. Attendance and comments are PRESENTS: welcome. Thursday, October 20 Wednesday, October 26 Fine Arts: Holography Exhibit 10:30 Cinevents: Classical film series presents a.m. in the McCinley Center. Kind Hearts and Coronets at 8 p.m. in Cinevents: The Long Good Friday 10:30 Keatingist. a.m., 8 and 10:30 p.m. in Keating 1st. Mimes and Mummers: Open auditions T.O.P. Coffeehouse; Pete Vogel and for She Stoops to Conquer at 7 p.m. in John Malagante, a magical comedy Collins Auditorium. act. It's "Boston Cream Pie" night. 8:30 to 11:30 p.m. in Rooms 234-235 of Thursday, October 27 McGinley Center. Admission is free! Fordham Physics Dept. and Fordham Fordham Physics Department and For- Physics Society: Film series "Seeking dham Physics Society: Film series New Laws" at 10:30 a.m. in Freeman "Probability and Uncertainty" 10:30 103. a.m. in Freeman 103. Cultural Affairs: Bus leaves for Of Mice Mimes and Mummers: Production of and Men at 6:15 p.m. from front of Neil Simon's God's Favorite 8 p.m. in McGinley Center. Collins Auditorium. Admission is $2 Cinevents: Sophie's Choice at 10:30 with ID and $3 without. a.m., 8 and 10:30 p.m. in Keating 1st. Lincoln Center Theater: Neil Simon's T.O.P. Coffeehouse: John Vorhaus, California Suite 8 p.m. at Pope punk, folk, and troubadour. It's Auditorium. Tickets are $2 for students, "Blueberry Pie" night. 8:30 p.m. in $3 for adults, and $1 for senior citizens. Rooms 234-235 of McGinley Center. For info and reservations call 841-5267. Admission is free. Interested in Careers in Education: Prof. ThemisPre-Law Society: William J. Roland Hughes, Director of Pre-Service Moore, Dean of Admissions at Fordham Teacher education will speak about Law will come to discuss admission to Student Teaching programs for Ford- Fordham Law at 10:30 a.m. in the ham College seniors at 10:30 a.m. in American Age presents Russian Faculty Lounge of the McGinley Cen- Keating 319. correspondent Vladimir Posner, ter. Friday, October 21 Tuesday, Oct. 25, at 12:30 p.m. in Scholarships: Mimes and Mummers: Cod's Favorite the McGinley Center Ballroom. Students interestedin entering the See Oct. 20. competition for the Truman scholar- Lincoln Center Theater: California ship should speak with Dean Duffy no Suite. See Oct. 20. later than Nov. 7. Information and ap- Dante and Maroon Key Society: Mixer plications can be obtained at Keating featuring DJ Schizophrenia at 9 p.m. Tuesday, October 25 302. in the Ramskellar. Admission $1. American Age: Vladimir Posner, Sigma Delta Chi: Summer Intern Russian'Correspondent. 12:30 p.m. in Saturday, October 22 programs for college juniors and McGinley Center Ballroom. seniors..Application and information WAC:Octoberfest: Fair on Edward's Alpha Sigma Nu: Mandatory meeting of available for Sigma Delta Chi bulletin Parade. Games, booths and food from 1 all members at 12:30 p.m. in Keating board near the Communications Office to 5 pm. Little Theater, Keating 3rd. (Ktg 306) or by writing Box 544. Mixer: 9 p.m. in the Ramskellar. Cinevents and Undergraduate English Dow |ones Newspaper Editing Mimes and Mummers: God's Favorite. Association: The Old Man and the Sea 8 Scholarship: Deadline is Nov. 1. See Oct. 20 p.m. in Keating 1st. The Barney Kilgore F.O.I. Inter- Lincoln Center Theater: California Mimes and Mummers: Open auditions nship: Two students will be selec- Suite. See Oct. 20. for She Stoops to Conquer at 7 p.m. in ted to assist the Freedom of Infor- Monday, October 24 Collins Auditorium. mation Committee in Washington, T.O.P. Coffeehouse: "Creative Decep- Law School Rep: Ms. Susan Partello, D.C. Applications due Jan. 10. tion." It's "Napoleon" night. 8:30 p.m. Pace University School of Law. All in- The Frank Carrigan Internship: in Rooms 234-235 of the McGinley Cen- terested pre-law students invited. 12:30 Summer internship at Newsday. ter. Admission is free! p.m. in Keating 319. Applications due Dec. 31.

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Date Mace. ft* I , Time.__ Admission Requirements , • , 1_ 01 interest To: fl College I "I CHA I ' ( ennr il P,.hlir DEftDLIIIE: FRIDAY AT 4PM /-ic i . L. jiincr.iiiubiK upon completion of tfifs form. Please return to: .Crad Students 1i other calendar Committee 1 I Members of I orflhcim University Only Campus Center Director's Office THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20,1982/3 Members Evaluate SAC's Duties by John Breunig and Greg Venuto "SAC's biggest problem is to justify its leuitiniacy in the sense that a lot of students loci it is a 8r0llP of semi-sinister people that ELEVEN OF THE STUDENT l ACTIVITIES COUNCIL'S 20 n ,w, behind closed doors." These feelings, as expressed by College members (below). Members recently evaluated SAC's role of Business Aininistralion Dean David Stuhr, ,,IT representative of the viewpoints of many in University affairs. of his fellow Student Activity Council (SAC) members. The Ham recently conducted a survey ot SAC members to see how they feel about I he council, its problems and how il might be changed for the better. According to the student handbook, SAC was established "in the realization that - an appropriate structure involving students, iaculiy and administrators should exist for the planning and evaluation of student ac- tivities." The Council is composed ol an executive committee, a policy committee and a budget committee that allocates the $45 each For- clham College and CBA student pays in ac- tivities fees each semester. Ten of the 20 DAVID STUHR (above), Dean members are students from Fordham College of the College of Business and CBA. Administration, said "SAC's More Student Members? biggest problem is to justify "There should be a lot more students in- its legitimacy in the sense volved," said United Student Government that a lot of students feel it is President Daniel Madden, CBA '84, "The administrators have too much control." . a group of semi-sinister While some members felt more students people that meet should be on the Council, SAC Chairperson closed doors." Julia Hall, FC '85, said, "The faculty and administration have the experience you need to make decisions, I can't see depleting the number of administrators." Budget Committee Member John "I think the ratio should be more don't see SAC as one big, bad body," said Most members of SAC feel that this Lamoureux, FC '84, feels budget decisions towards students," said Executive Commit- Hall, "Sometimes I feel like the wicked witch system works better than an election would. should be made solely by students. tee Member Brian Knowles, CBA '85, "But I of Fordham." "Elections on this campus are pretty "Most often budget decisions are made don't think there should be no faculty on USG representative Joe Girven said he bogus," said Knowles, "All it is is a by students," said Assistant Vice President SAC, they have experience." would like to see SAC meetings become open popularity contest," for Student Affairs Mary Raddock. Rad- Communications to all students. "They're too secretive," he Several members of SAC said the dock, former chairperson of SAC, was "I've seen a lot of people be rude and said. student body does have a say in electing referred to by Stuhr as "The Mother of obnoxious to SAC members," said Knowles, "Everything discussed should be open to student SAC members because USG repre- SAC." "The major thing for SAC to do is to open students," said Budget Committee Member sentatives that appoint them are elected. Budget Committee Chairperson Kim itself to the University, no one knows what Anne Galligan, FC '86, "They find out "The more popular people are a lot of Hardy, FC '84, feels there could be as many goes on." anyway." times not the people with the right as five more students on SAC. "We've got to keep lines open so they Hall feels open meetings would under- philosophical approach to Fordham," said mine the presence of representatives on SAC Hall, "USG was very wise in their and inhibit members. decisions." "SAC is open to the student body Conflicts SAC Sets Policy For through representatives," she said. "Budget committee members are active "It's hard enough for 20 people," said in other things on campus," said Hardy, Raddock, "It would not be operational if "This puts them in odd situations at times." more got into the act." While acknowledging that conflicts can Self-Generated Funds Assistant Dean of Students Michael exist, most SAC members feel Ihey are han- Sullivan feels SAC should not be required to dled well. by Vinny Barry and pay a student activities fee," said Hall. "Sin- have open meetings because "A policy- Greg Venuto ce this application is funded by student "Conflicts are minimal," said Hall, making body should have privileges." "They (the students) try not to let it interfere The use of self-generated funds for club money, it is unfair to cut a student's article in "For instance, Ram editorial meetings with the way they work on the committee." activities and the question of whether only favor of one from an outside source,"> she are not open meetings to my knowledge," he undergraduates can write for student added. Most SAC members feel Assistant said. Directpr of Student Activities Paula publications were the main issues discussed at "We have to be careful. We don't want Many SAC members suggested that The Gilcreast's involvement with WAC has not Tuesday's Student Activities Council to get into the issue of censorship," said SAC Ram and the paper should have one reporter interfered with her work as Administrative meeting. Budget Committee Member John assigned to cover each SAC meeting, Chairperson of the Budget Committee. The policy committee proposed that Lamoureux, FC '84. "SAC is very complicated," said Flail, "Paula works with every student club," self-generated funds could be used for any Eventually a motion was passed saying "It is impossible for different reporters to do said Knowles, "If I felt she was biased, I activity as long as (here were no restrictions "there would be no restrictions concerning justice to a good or a bad decision." would say something." on the members who participate. This point how publications use their space." Elected SAC Members "She calls a spade a spade," said Hall, was discussed by the members of SAC and "I think outside input is fantastic, it Three students on SAC are appointed by "She does not let it get in the way." found to be still loo restrictive. One specific shows that we are not isolated," said Budget the Fordham College Council. Two are ap- SAC members Joan Dassin of the concern expressed by some SAC members Committee Member Tom Hanusik, PC '86. pointed by the Council of the College of Communications Department and Ronald \us whether they could tell the clubs what Next on the agenda were budget requests Business Administration, and four are ap- Mendcz-Clark of Modern Languages were llieycando, by the Progressive Student Alliance and Sec- pointed by USG. The USG President is the appointed to the budget committee this fall. "According to the student handbook we tion S. There are 20 active members in the final student member, but has no vote. ;nc not just a funding body," said Chairper- PSA, according to USG Vice President of Continued on page 5 '"" Julia Hull, I;C '85,'"the job of SAC is to Finance Joe (lirven. F.xecuiive Committee make sure things smoothly and equally in Member Brian Knowles, CBA '85, said in the mini's, as mentioned in lhe handbook." pasl the members.of the PSA have funded I'niied Sludenl Ciovernmenl President their own activities. "I think this shows MODERN FOOD CENTER and I'oiicy Committee member Daniel initiative," he said. Madden, CBA '84, later said, "Who is the The PSA requested SH55 and SAC chairperson of SAC to tell me how I can allocated them $400, based on an (Arthur Avenue near 187th Street) Tend my self-generated funds?" examination of their needs. "The policy is "We are not telling clubs what they can not to give newly recognized clubs a lot of 'I" uiih their money, we are telling them money at the beginning," said Ciilcreast. with this coupon wliai ihey can't do in order to protect the The budget committee will need more members. 99.9 percent of club leaders are time to examine the Section 8 request. luitK-si, bui laws are to protect members for Also discussed at the meeting was the thuse limes when this is not the case," said paper\ board game,'which appeared in last Budweiser Beer Hudget Committee Member Paula Gilcreast. week's issue. A motion was then passed accepting the "I do not want censoring, I just think 12 oz. long-neck bottles 'filiation in the Student Handbook us thai it should be mentioned that they (the ildinini! SAC's policy concerning self- paper) were out of order," said Policy (by the case only) S'yner.iU'd funds. The handbook states, Committee Member Jose Medina, FC '85. ''•ese lunds can be used only for purposes "I feel it was all meant in good humor, i - , | („• $9.59 plus deposit u( ttK c llh and not meant to harm anyone," said Hall. As a result, the members of SAC decided not oiler expires October 27 "'c issue concerning sludenl to take action as a body. Instead il was Publications deals with whether space can be suggested that members may individually ex- ^en to writers who are not l:ordham under- press their opinions to the paper. We carry a uiailuates. The question came aboui as a Other issues mentioned included die Open 7 days a week large variety tesuli of l( five-page article written by a formation of a search committee to find a JJiaduate .student. in a recent issue of The new SAC Budget Coordinator to replace Ed We Deliver of beer. Monthly, Walsh. Walsh is now Fountain's Grants Ac- " Hie problem is (hat (his person did iu« counts Officer. 4/tVlE RAMYHURSDAY. OCtoBER 20,1983

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by John Cairns A record number of parties, generally loin the 108 favoring an increased number of guards on campus, establishing more freshman ac- tivities and further evaluation or removal of ,he modern art sculptures, entered candi- member team that dates in last week's freshman elections at Rose Hill- USCi Executive Vice President Brian Spearman said he was impressed by the fact ihai eight parties had entered candidates. In brings you previous years two or three parties had en- icrcd candidates. He also said a 30 percent lumout Tor Fordham College was good, 9 while a 23 Percent turnout for CBA was Fordham s largest somewhat disappointing. The Check party carried all the offices in both Fordham College and CUA except that of Commuter Council representative. Elected as president of Fordham College was Walter newspaper. Ccsarski and elected as president of the CBA was Andy Roeder. Cathy Theophilis was chosen as vice president of the CBA, while Douglas Don- nelly of Fordham College and Sue Mc- Monigle of the CBA were both elected as secretary/treasurer. Dan Lcnnon, Christine Corriston, SPIRIT PARTY MEMBER Jim Su/anne Burnell and Pattie Anne Browne, all Maguire, FC '87, campaigns in Polish your communications of Fordham College, were chosen as senators recently held freshman elections. as were Joe Varasso and Jim Parauda of CBA. skills at The Ram. students rather than working for them," said Dennis Sheraton of the Spirit Party was Cesarski. elected as the representative of Fordham Among the priorities of the newly- College on the Commuter Council as was elected officers are establishing security CBA's Annette Cava, also of the Spirit Par- workshops, adding money to the freshman ly- treasury, and sponsoring speakers. "We want to work with our fellow SAC Evaluation Ram News reporters' Continued from page 3 same people." Both found it impossible to meet the time "I think everyone takes their respon- demands of attending budget committee sibilities very seriously," said Stuhr, "This is meetings. probably more true of the students than Dassin was appointed to the Executive others." meeting Tuesday, Committee. Mendez-Clarke remains on the Raddock feels the role of the faculty Budget Committee, but Assistant Director of members of SAC should be changed. She Student Activities Bill Nocera attends budget said th*ey should be less involved in "day-to- meetings as his proxy. day decision making and more involved in a "I meet with Bill on an informal basis," broader view of the student." • Oct. 25th, 12:30 p.m. said Mcnde/.-Clark, "He will be prepared to "There is nothing in SAC's structure make sound decisions." that necessitates that it work right," said Madden said he feels Mendez-Clark Stuhr, "It has to be continuously should resign. scrutinized." "If a student couldn't fulfill his position "For the most part, SAC does work," he would be forced to resign," said Madden. said Hall, "But sometimes you say 'My God, According to Sullivan, a new faculty what are these people doing?' " member was not appointed because "It Serving Campus and seemed inappropriate to have them come in and just attend budget meetings." "I don't think it's the best possible Suicide Community situation," said Hall, "Faculty members aren't willing to give up the time, they have Continued from page 1 more important things for right now." helps to talk about it." According to Hall, Nocera has "advised "It cleared up rumors," said another. Since 1918 people in the past, now he does it on an of- "People handled it really well." ficial sense." Piderit said Wegmann told the group it Dean Raddock's office is more than might be appropriate to have a Mass, which adequately represented by herself, Sullivan, she would leave up to them to organize. He Cilcreast and Julia Hall," said Madden. said that as of 10:45 p.m. on Wednesday, he Knowles feels this "takes away from the knew of two organized Masses, to be held in setup of SAC, Paula and Bill deal with the B-House and in Queen's Court. Dante & Maroon Key Societies THANKS ALOT present To all those countless individuals who made this year's One to One "Come Dancin'" Festival work. Special thanks to all those who will only know themselves to the best in how they helped. new wave music featuring AcademiaHispania - IBI Artuso's Bakery Manhattan College Circle K Burger King/Fordham Rd. TheMets DJ Schizophrenia Alexander's Kappa Alpha Psi Campus Ministries NYC Fire Dep't. Botanical Gardens the paper in the Ramskellar, Coca Cola Corp. Pro-Life Alliance Dunkin' Donuts The Ram Friday, Oct. 21st, 9:00 PM Egidio's Bakery SAGA Hunger Action Committee The Yankees $1.00 Admission McDonald's/White Plains and Woolworth's (19 years or older admitted oniy) Fordham Rds. Lombardi Ctr. 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At this time, Involved «;«>; the discrepancy between the two meal plans offered to the Fordham students will be discussed and hopefully resolved. Apparently At Lincoln there have been several complaints about the food being offered to students on the 19 Meal Plan as not being of the same quality as the food that is being offered to those who eat Center under the Cash Value Plan. Spearman also mentioned that two more nurses have been added to the night staff at the Health Center. USG President Daniel Madden announ- Administrators and student government USG EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT BRIAN SPEARMAN comments on ced USG appointments to the Board of leaders at Lincoln Center met recently to the success of last week's freshman elections. Trustees subcommittees. John Daly, CBA discuss increasing non-traditional student in- '84, was appointed to the committee of In- volvement in student activities. Freshmen elections and meal plan completed and distributed in another week or vestment and Finance and Patricia Cox, FC Non-traditional students are persons problems were the main topics of discussion two. '84, was appointed to the Committee of who do not fit into the 18- to 22-years-of-age ai the United Student Government meeting USG Executive Vice President Brian Academic Affairs. Vivian Spathopoulos, FC group and did not begin college immediately hist Monday. USG Vice President of Com- Spearman commented on the success of '84, was also appointed to the Commen- after completing high school. munications Sue Hanna also announced at freshman USG elections held last week. cement Speaker Selection Committee. Associate Dean of Students Denis the meeting that the student directory will be Spearman said last year there were only three —Kathleen Slemmler Moran, S.J., and Lincoln Center United Student Government representatives met last Thursday to hear complaints from non- traditional students. Attending the meeting were: LC-USG President Bob Pagano, Traditional Vice Ecumenical President Al Rizzo, Non-traditional Vice President Debra Grego, art professor Bill THE ENGLISH REFORMATION Conlon, social science professor Clyde Daniel, Ellen Silver, Sharon Todia and Conference REASSESSED: RELATIONS Moran. BETWEEN ANGLICANS "This matter was brought to my atten- tion when 1 arrived at Fordham this year, and The University and the General AND ROMAN CATHOLICS as dean of students, it is my responsibility to Theological Seminary of the Protestant SINCE 1533 address the problem," said Moran. l.piscopal Church were hosts to a three-day One of the complaints at the discussion conference last week marking the 450th an- was that club meetings were regularly niversary of the break between the Church of Commemorating the 450th Anniversary of the scheduled at times that made it difficult for Iingland and the Roman Catholic Church. Break Between the Church non-traditional students to attend, since The conference, which was conceived by of England and Rome many of them hold day jobs and attend class I oidham theology professor Ron Walden from 6 to 9 p.m. and Frederick Shriver of the seminary, was to A conference for scholars of theology, history, Another complaint was communications discuss the original differences between the religion, and related disciplines; divinity on the Lincoln Center campus arc poor, and two churches, their move toward a greater students, clergy, other ministers and interested many of the night students were not aware of convergence of views over the past 25 years, upcoming activities. nonspecialists. and to address the present-day differences in "In short," said Moran, "we came out terms of a possible unification. Walden agreeing on three main points: that on- called the event an "ecumenical conference," campus communication concerning club ac- designed to bring the two groups together in Sponsored by Fordham University and tivities must be improved, that we had to be open discussion. The General Theological Seminary more sensitive to the needs of the non- The conference began at the seminary on traditional student, and that further Thursday, Oct. 6, with two lectures on The October 6, 7, 8, 1983 discussion on the matter was needed," Present Slate of Anglican-Roman-Catholic "If only 10 students want to get in- Relations: The Roman Catholic Primacy and volved, we owe them the opportunity, since The Eucharist, one by Henry Chadwick, Fordham. On the final clay the conference returned all students pay an activity fee for this pur- Regius Professor of Divinity at Cambridge Where historians used to research the to the seminary, marked by the more general pose," he said. University and the other by Jean-Marie Anglican-Roman Catholic split from the discussion topically stated as Explorations of "The non-traditional students are older, fillard, O.P., a professor at the Dominican biased position of a member of one of the Anglican-Roman Catholic Relations: Past, and have seen more of the world, so they College of Theology. These focused on the religious, there has been a move to report the Present and Future. At this point, the major have a wealth of experience to give to the fact that the difference between the two facts objectively! thereby acknowledging fac- obstacles to a united church were addressed. younger students. At the same time, I also churches are no longer as sharply defined as ts that in the past they had vehemently These topics of contention concern the feel that the traditional students have much they were in the past, denied. This development was an important recognition of the Pope as the primary to offer in return, such as a fresh outlook on The second day of the conference in- aspect of the different historical discussions bishop, the different dogma of the churches life and new ideas," said Moran. "Between eluded lectures that addressed the topic of that took place. As well as the lectures that concerning the Mother Mary, and the con- the two groups, the College could become a History and The Reformation from an took place on these two days, there were cept of the Ordination of women. much more vital place." luwnenical Perspective, and took place at receptions and services. —Ruth Harris —James Brucculeri

The Chinese Food that comes to you! Pea fee Discusses (Free Delivery) English Press CHINESE RESTAURANT Edward Pearce, a reporter for the Lon- the parties." Szechuan, Mandarin & Cantonese Food don Daily Telegraph, spoke to Fordham's All the papers from "the bottom press, chapter of Sigma Delta Chi, the society of the incredibly stupid, half-witted Star" to professional journalists last Wednesday con- what he considers the "top press," the wning British elections and the role of the English Times and the Dispatch, he said, P'css in England, printed polls concerning the elections. He 'Dine Here Where The praised them saying they "make the public Pearce discussed England's parliamen- Nice People Meet & Eat" tary elections in June that resulted in a Con- oninion more influential to party policy" and vi vative Party victory and a Labor Party "make the populace more flexible and more 824-3050 deleat. Pearce said a new party, the Social responsive." l>cmoeratic and Liberal Alliance, emerged Pearce said that American election polls 2184 WHITE PLAINS RO. (Near Pelham Pkwy.) BRONX, N.Y. 'mm defectors of the Labor Party's are "taken for granted by American '""derate wing and members of the Liberal politicians" who consult them faithfully. He Party. contrasted this with the British candidates For Special Fordham Delivery call Pearce said that during the t hree-week previous disinterest in the "obscure percen- TA 4-3050 or TA 4-3344 Rectum campaigns, the British press was • tage points offered by the polls." Ml»plya transmitter of the information of —Alison Moss 8/THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20,1983 •Newsbriefs Program Strep Plans? Throat The Registrar and the Deans of For- dham College and the College of Business Problems Administration are currently working on computerized registration programs for next year. Last Tuesday, Registrar John Clohessy finalized a decision to cancel computerized Approximately 168 students wenl to the registration for Spring 1983. Rose Hill Health Center lor throat cultures "I'm not against computerized from Sept. 6to Sept. 19, and out of that registration, 1 just don't want to buy a dirty number 42 were diagnosed as strep throat. product," Clohessy said. The Registrar's of This year the illness has surfaced earlier ficeis currently working on a long range than usual, according to Health Center Nurse permanent program that would include Margaret McQuinllan, although the number students' academic and financial records. of cases is not more than usual. When students register this fall, the in McQuillan said the situation on campus formation they submit will go towards a file is "not a serious problem," and added that that will be used for the development of per there is no epidemic of strep throat. The FORDHAM ROTC CORPS OF CADETS salute the colors during the . manent information. Consideration is even illness spread because students come into national anthem. being given to a plan that would permit close contact with each other, she said. Stress students to register by telephone. This type of is also a factor, she added. program will not be ready for at least another Strep throat is the infection of the throat two years. area by the streptococcus bacteria. The sym- ROTC Award Day In the meantime, Fordham College ptom of the disease is a sore throat. The Dean Edward Dowling, S.J., and CBA Dean Health Center uses the same procedures that "The Army Reserve forms the backbone North Carolina. David Stuhr are trying to prepare a computer doctors use when they deal with strep throat. of our national defense," said Lt. Col. Also honored was Cadet Major Frances program that would be ready for next year. Coughlin for maximum scores in physical If someone suspects that he has the illness, a Homer Davis at the opening ceremony of "By all rights, we should have a com- fitness two years in a row. She is the only throat culture is taken, which is examined 24 Fordham's Reserve Officer Training Corps puterized program right now," Dowling said. female cadet to ever do so at Fordham. and 48 hours later. If the results are positive, Awards Day last Saturday, Oct. 15, on Jack Dowling is also meeting with Clohessy in or- antibiotics are administered. The patient is Coffey Field. The first US Army cadet unit was der to introduce a new program. not quarantined. established at Fordham 98 years ago, on Oct. Twelve cadets were honored Saturday Deficiencies in last semester's program 10,1885. Edward's Parade Field, which is at Strep throat has affected both com- for their achievements in academics, ROTC resulted in some students not receiving the center of the Rose Hill campus, is named muters and boarders on the campus. The participation .summer training camp and ex- programs. According to Clohessy, last in honor of Major General Clarence Edwar- Health Center basically dealt with the boar- tra curricular activities. semester's program, which was written by a ds, who once commanded the Fordham ders because commuters see their own doc- Cadet Major Ricardo Singleton received Fordham graduate hired by the Dean's of- cadets and led the famous 26th "Yankee" tors. the highest honors for outstanding cadet per- fice, was written in Fortran, a computer Division during World War I. "They can do something for themselves; formance. He is ranked second overall and is language that the University's computer can- don't overextend. Get proper rest, eat a also Corps Cadet Commander. Singleton was The cadets in today's ROTC serve for not handle adequately. As a result, said proper diet; generally take good care of presented with a brass artillery shell provided "the love of their country" and are "the Clohessy, a great deal of time and money was themselves," said McQuillan. by the 82nd Airborne Division of Fort Bragg, future leaders" of the Army, said Davis. lost. —Grace Rossello —Noreen Kelly —Dan Vinceletle T.O.P. Opens

TOUR GUIDES directs coffeehouse operations providing free L'ast Thursday evening, The Other Place food and entertainment twice weekly. opened its doors to the band, Orleans. A Last Thursday's opening of the Cof- NEEDED rock band of the 70s, Orleans played to a sell- feehouse was co-sponsored with the Concert out crowd in Rooms 234-235 of the McGinley Committee. Concert Committee Chairperson Center. Joe Cerra said facilities for a large scale band Jenny D'Arrigo, chairperson of this, like Orleans were greatly limited, but he felt year's Coffeehouse Committee, felt opening this did not interfere with the band's perfor- night was a huge success. "The coffeehouse mance. has the sufficient resources necessary to fun- FOR OPEN HOUSES The Coffeehouse Committee foresees ction as a social outlet for students," she said. "If students observe our facilities and cdntinued success with its future schedule, offerings, they will want to return," she ad- which includes comedians from the nightclub ON OCT. 30 ded. To Catch A Rising Star, magicians, and ban- ds of different musical varieties. The Campus Activities Board (CAB) and NOV. 13 —Veronica Murray SERVE IN APPALACHIA

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•iaa^fl^aaiKMi^^ THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20,1983/9 Fordham Focus A Jesuit Golden Jubilee with Melissa Goodman In an intimate Mass held in the Loyola-Faber chapel, six Fordham Jesuits, surrounded by their Families and friends, gathered for a Golden Jubilee celebration com- memorating 50 years as members of the Society of Jesus. The celebrants, Rev. W. Norris Clarke, Rev. L. ,\ugustine Grady, Rev. Frederick J. Helbig, Rev. Walter Charles .laskievicz, Rev. Joseph F. Mitros and Rev. Ed- ward J. Sweeney all entered the Society around 1933 when thev ranged in ages from 17 to 24. All have spent at least 20 vea,s of their Jesuit life in the community at Fordham University. The Society of Jesus, established in 1540 by St. lunatius Loyola, was created as an all purpose organization io serve the church in its area of greatest need. The Jesuit creed "Ad Majoram Dei Gloriam" in English means "For THE CELEBRANTS (left) perform Mass the Greater Glory of God." At the time of St. Ignatius the in honor of their 50 years in the Society area of greatest need was in education. Since that time the lesiiii order has been most commonly regarded as a of Jesus. leaching order. For that reason most Jesuits are found in colleges and THE SIX JESUITS (below) gather universities, and most of the training to become a Jesuit together to commemorate the' Golden lakes place in the collegiate environment. Jubilee. Standing: Father Norris Clarke, Jesuit training is a process that requires between 15 Father Edward Sweeney and Father and 20 years to complete. Most Jesuits start their training as Walter Jaskievicz. Seated: Father teenagers, right out of high school, by entering the Joseph Mitros, Father Frederick Helbig novitiate for two years of spiritual training. Some time and Father Augustine Grady. during this period novices are required to partake in lunation Spiritual Exercises, a retreat where novices are required to live in total silence for 30 clays. When the noviceship is completed, novices pronounce their first vows of poverty, chastity and obedience to the Jesuit order and are recognized as scholastics in the Society of Jesus. The next 12 years are spent in the pursuit of education. Jesuits are required to fulfill two years of literary studies in college, followed by three years of study in philosophy. After five years of academic study, Jesuits enter a three-year regency, teaching high school students or college undergraduates. The regency is followed by four years of theological study; during the third year they are ordained into the priesthood. Any time after three years of having been ordained. the Jesuit enters a Tertianship, which is a nine month program preparing him for his final vows. During the ter- tianship the Jesuit follows a five-month apostlate in work that he has never done. This is followed by a thirty-day retreat, and then two months of indepth reflection and revaluation of his commitment to the Jesuit order. Ap- proximately 17 years after entering the noviceship, Jesuits take their final vows. A repetition of first vows signifies that they are fully accepted into the Society of Jesus and that the individual is certain of his decision to become a Jesuit. Celebrating Their 50th Year "Teaching at Fordham for 27 years has been a con- tinuous high," says Clarke, a philosophy professor at For- dhain. Clarke, a native of New York City, received his masters in philosophy at Fordham and has studied abroad "We used to have three retired police officers on eight- young men," he says. in England and Belgium where he received his doctorate at hour shifts. If someone cut across the campus, they'd shake Back when Fordham was all male, Sweeney had been the Louvain University. Clarke is also the co-founder and a stick at them," he says, adding, "There used to be about the Assistant Dean of Men. He recalls that discipline was Editor of the International Philosophical Quarterly, a three people to take care of the entire grounds." greatly enforced. Jesuits lived in all the dorms, and a mid- journal for professional philosophers that is distributed in Of the Fordham area, Jaskievicz says, "The neigh- night curfew was in effect for all students. over 100 countries. borhood has obviously changed. Fordham University used Sweeney also says the University used to have only one Of his years at Fordham Clarke notes "A remarkable to be the University in the Bronx. Of course all the kids go dean in charge of everything, and that the boarder change in students since the 60s, they are more friendly, to Fordham, everybody goes to Fordham." population has greatly increased. open, not resistant." Of his 31 years at Fordham Jaskievicz says, "The Another positive improvement, Sweeney says: Clarke says during the 60s relations between students students are getting younger." "They're finally replanting the trees that I like." and Jesuits were very tense. This adversary relationship was * * * * * highlighted when students stormed and took over the Ad- Mitros' path to Fordham was a road filled with ministration Building. The rebellious atmosphere lasted for physical and mental anguish. He is a survivor of five years The oldest of the six Jesuits, Helbig, entered the about five years. "Then one year the freshman class just of imprisonment in Nazi concentration camps in Poland novitiate at age 24 after graduating from Fordham College turned them (the rebel students) off and it ended," Clarke during World War 11. in 1931 and Fordham Law in 1933. Helbig left Fordham to says. "Since that time it's been really more of a friendly Mitros, a native of Poland, was studying as a cleric study philosophy and theology at Woodstock College and community," he added. when the Nazis occupied his homeland. The Nazis im- then taught at LeMoyne College in Syracuse and Canisius "The increased number of boarders has made the prisoned Jews because of racial prejudice, and intellectuals, College in Buffalo. In 1953 he returned to his Alma Mater campus a real community," he says. priests, students and labor leaders because they could be and taught philosophy until he retired in 1980. ***** dangerous to the Nazi cause. "Would you believe that when I first came here the "Poland was a huge prison," says Mitros. "There was boys wore ties," says Grady, a theology teacher at Ford- no possibility of life one way or the other." "At The Manhattan Womens luim since 1962. "Jews and the priests were the same kind of Grady, a native of the New York area, entered the or- criminals," he says, adding that over 20,000 Polish Jesuits Medical Center ' the finest der at the age of 18. He received both his masters and doc- were killed in the camps where he was imprisoned: Lublin, Hiraje in counseling from Fordham. Before coming here, Sachsenhaussen and Dachau. gynecological care is well within tirady was at St. Peter's College in New Jersey for 13 years Mitros amazingly survived the holocaust, and, since he your budget!"' both teaching theology, and serving as Director of Coun- could not return to Poland, he went to study in Rome. We cilfcr a full range nf seling. Upon learning English, he came to Fordham in 1951 to services including prenatal Grady feels that today's Fordham students are much earn his doctorate in Philosophy. Mitros taught theology at care. more relaxed than in the past. "I'd rather be teaching now Fordham until he retired in 1982. Your relaxed consulta- ibaiuiny other year," he says. Despite his experience, Mitros stayed loyal to the chur- tion with Dr. Andre Of spending 50 years of his life in the Jesuit order ch and the Jesuit Order. "In such moments of crisis it NehorayolT -- our Board (ir»dy says, "My best times are right now. 1 enjoy my helped you to turn to God. People in crisis turn to God. It Certified Surgeon — i.sab- students to no end." is spontaneous. When you face death, you turn to God," solutely free of charge * * * * * along with a pregnancy test he says. and counseling. Jaskievicz came to Fordham from Boston College in * * * * * )5 (Xir private facility is superbly equipped assuring you of quality ( 2, teaching Russian Studies at Fordham College until "1 don't take this thing as being very important," says 7s hospital care. when he joined the Alumni Relations and University Sweeney of the Golden Jubilee celebration. "Why not Convenient evening &. weekend appointments arc available. 'welopinent Office where he currently works-. celebrate 51 years?" FOR FRKK CONSULTATION CALL (212)473-6500 A native of Boston, Jaskievicz entered the order at age Sweeney has been teaching history at Fordham since > "'id his studies earned him the honors of being a fellow 1955. He began his Jesuit studies at age 18 in Wernersville, The Manhattan Wornens Medical Center M ilie University of Pennsylvania and a Fulbright Fellow at Pennsylvania, and his studies have sent him to California, 115 East 23rd St. (Bet. Park Ave. So. & Lex.) "^'University of Paris. Mexico and Chile. New York, N.Y. askievic/ says the University administration and staff Sweeney noted many changes during his years at For- "Come set us — your well being is our concern!''" has "^'leased since the 50s. dham'. "Girls! When 1 started here, we had nothing but 10/THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20,1983 Nov. 3: Coming Religion Soon In At Fordham The Ram

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Nov. 1 Basketball Preview day the Archbishop was assassinated, and high-ranking members of the current U.S.- Embassies supported leadership in El Salvador are Continued from page 13 suspected of having ordered the killing. the threat seriously and left the border area Why are there now violent riots against with his family "because a Baptist girl of 11 the military regime in Chile, a regime assisted had already been kidnapped while picking in its rise to power, and in the maintenance of coffee during the harvest. Several days later, power, by the United States? Why are the the child had been found with her breasts cut people of the Philippines so violently oppos- off and terribly violated." ed to another U.S.-supported government? The story of U.S. involvement in 80 years Why is violence rising in Guatemala and (and more) of Nicaraguan history could be Brazil and in a dozen other places around the repeated lor many other countries. It was the world? Could it be that all these events arc pain of such suffering that led Archbishop inexplicable? Or that they are simply caused Romero to appeal to members of the Army by outside agitators? Or is there something in and the National Guard in El Salvador: the experiences of these peoples, in their "Brothers, you are from among the same histories, that leads them to the conclusion people... you kill your very brothers. In the that the United States is the enemy of name of God... I beseech you, I beg you, 1 freedom and the handmaiden of oppression order you to stop the repression." The next and death? Language

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Question: • What campus office would you like to work in and why?

Jerry Curley, CBA '87: "There's campus offices?"

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HillariSpooncr, FC'86: Larry Paccone, FC '87: "I'd like to work in Father Dovvling's office "Saga, so I can indulge in their entrees. because I would have a say in anything that goes on in Fordham College like the curriculum for example."

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Robert Ponichtera Editor-in-Chief Mark Dillon Executive Editor Jim Smith Sports Editor Elaine Giacomello Editorial Page Editor Brian Whiteman Photography Editor In the latter half of the 1950s, when I was in my automobiles m i-,-,; Kevin Cusick Production Manager Melissa Goodman Features Editor earl\ icons, the world was a ililTiuilt place for me to were trapped In ., Ellen McClure News Editor John Breunig Copy Editor understand, li was a time when much violence was while the cars \u-u Veronica Smith News Editor Greg Venuto Copy Editor being directed against U.S. officials abroad. I still have pipes and sticks and i Andrew Mola Arts Editor Mary Graham Business Manager vivid memories of news broadcasts about the burning incidents were noi Mike Sheridan Sports Editor Margaret O'Brien Advertising Manager and sacking by rioting students of a U.S. Information I.found sucl1 Chris Ciancia . Subscription Manager Agency library in (he Middle East. had grown up on Americans beint> News: Joan Allison • Cherine Anderson • Vinny Barry • John Cairns • Roger Cappuc:i * Linda Carlossi • Maureen Caroian • Maria Chiarelli • This was also the period when Vice President Tara Chiarelli • Rosemarie Connors • Mary Dilandro • Lawrence Downes • Darice Duda • Chris Federico • Francisco Gonzalez • Joanie Richard Nixon was attacked by a violent mob in liberators and Hennesoy • Ginny Keating • Noreen Kelly • Angela Kukoda • Gigi LaFiura • Sieve Lalli • Liz Langella • Lisa Lysko • Elaine Mammano • Larry Caracas, Venezuela. During this incident the world. I had been Marchiony • Sarah Marlin • Dan McLaughlin • Pal Miller • Liicy Ann Modile • Addys Moreno • Alison Moss • Felicia Nigro • Deidre Nolan • Antoinette Parvis • Michael Prendergast • Glenn Proto • Harry flamas, Jr. • Grace Rossello • Joseph Stargiotti • Kathy Slemmler • John Sullivan • Mark Theberge • Bernadette Tuile • Ken Valenti • Adam Varsano • Dan Vincelette Arts: Cherine Anderson • Jack Curry • Ruth Harris • John HOfan • Kevin Keary • Tom Kilcawley • Henry Menendez • Bob Parisi • Camille Perretti • Jeanine Poltronieri • John Vaccarelll • Photography: Robert Acevedo • Karen Borsotti • Theresa Brzozowski • Johanna Geoghan • Melissa Goodman • Rob James • Steve Lalli • Siobhan McDonougli • Hugh McNally • Lissa Mulvihill • Tina Palmer • Jack Sweeney Graphics: Clara Concannon Sports: Jack Curry • Paul Guido • Hich Libero • Derek Messulam • Diana Patulak • Dominic Preziosi • Ed Richards • John Scuderi • Mike Shannon • TonyTarullo • Rich Thomaselli • Peter Tosches • Joe Yanarella • Jimmy Zanor • Michael Zuccarello Business: Nilgun Alptekin • Donna Murphy • Nancy Swilt • Fran Wynne Advertising: Tara Chiarelli • Palti Orasky • Donna Lanigan • Veronica MaeKay

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Congratulations to the members of Ford ham's freshmen class—they entered a record number of parties and candidates for freshman elections. Eight parties were involved—a signi- ficant number when compared with previous years. It's refreshing news to see their concerns center on such issues as security and careers. But Viewpoint the candidates are also concerned about social life and freshman activities. New Fordham College President Walter Cesarski has a simple but excellent approach: working with students. Although freshmen are often portrayed as ignorant or "out of it," the elections show a good number of them do not fit that label. Enough cared to put in the hard campaign work. We Teaching The Langi hope the class starts a trend of more efforts and personal involvement in their University. : with K From the greetings that were so sincerely extended thusiasm, to us we knew we were welcome, there was no doub- The classes themsi ting that. dividuals who were eager In last week's story, "SAC Creates $2500 Awareness Fund," The Ram incorrectly iden- Sister Therese McMahon would meet us on the pleasingly more serious i tified Dr. Patricia Ramsey as Dr. John Ramsey. We apologize for the error. second floor of Mouni Saint Ursula High School in all tutored the year before ai her enthusiasm. Even the night watchman who would tary School. In thai othi let us into the building was noticeably polite. tive was to aid in the tea: We had arrived to tutor English. Although the arithmetic, to 30 children students in the classes were usually between the ages of playing. Not that 1 can The Ram welcomes all contributions to this page from students and faculty in 20 and 50, we hadn't come to contemplate literature recess more than anytli Nor, on the other hand, had we come to quell exactly cooperative. the form of letters to the editor or viewpoint columns. All letters must be signed with illiteracy. We had made the 15 minute walk up Bed-' Bilingual Assistance prof the writer's name, address and phone number for verification purposes Deadline fon lord Park Boulevard to tutor Hispanic and Asian im- Students that regiiK columns (800-1500 words) is Monday at 3:30. Submit all letter and columns to- The migrants in basic English. B Fordham Universit learn. They recognize I F* ' y- NY. 10458 or bring them to the Ram offices, FtVIH Last year at 6:45 p.m. every Monday and Tuesday English. This accompli a group of Frodham students would 'meet in front of might seem. These sid New Hall and then make the walk to the high school around Fordham thai a« together. or another. They do not h BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed I would go on Monday night, on each night there different background was a different set of vohmieers. The four others that I to. made the trek back and forth with were an en- In these neigh!"" couragcmeiil. desires of the numb1! Sometimes we would talk about our anticipations knowledge of he ' n tor the hour ahead. However, more often we would Hispanics can do all talk about anything hut ibc tutoring. [ remember an Spanish speaking ' occasion when one of the volunteers, a scholastic bilingual assistance In delved heavily into something or another about Saint and limitations ol" tlivis I homas Aquinas with Peter, a philosophy major I dings. think they were nervous, 1 know I was. When the sliukMii •:« When we arrived we had our own groups to work organized by both ih.:n ll with and our own classrooms u, work in Hefore en- ' with Hnglish. This \u' l': lermg we would stand about lor a lew minutes in Sister teaching and Ibc Icai niii;.1. Ihe.eses ollice picking out texts, finding out the The class that I utu^1 stat us ol our classes and soaking up her invaluable en- sisted of two young in1'" THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20,1983/13

and a television series about a superhero who stood for Jung, a Spanish researcher, recounts in his article, name: Anastasio "Tacho" Somoza. Il was Anastasio, "truth, justice and the American way." I saw this Behind the Nicaragua!! Revolution, US mining and and later his two sons Luis and Anastasio "Tachito" reality confirmed around me in the isolated, ' timber companies were operating in Nicaragua as early Somoza, who ruled Nicaragua through violence and homogeneous suburban community I called home. as the first decade of the 20th century. When bad fear from 1937 until 1979. Throughout much of this Beyond that, I knew we Americans were doing working conditions led to violence directed against period the Somozas stayed in power with the active Why? everything in our power to help our less-well oil' these companies, the Nicaraguan government respond- economic and military support of the United Slates neighbors abroad. This was an era still busking in ihe ed in 1912 by calling in the U.S. Marines. government. The successful revolution in 1979 was glow of Marshall Plan aid to Europe.and "Point IV" The Marines stayed for 20 years. During most of spearheaded by the Sandinisia, a group named alter tin C. Fergus economic aid to the world's "backward countries." this period the U.S. companies virtually ran the gover- the slain leader Augusto Cesar Sandino. And what thanks did we gel? They burned the very nment of Nicaragua for their own purposes. By 1932 In view of this record, efforts by the Keagan Ad- iiiul his wife books we gave them to help better their lives. opposition to the continued presence of the Marines ministration to portray the situation in Central ,!.- 12 minutes, Somehow, il seemed to me, these rioters were had grown so intense, not only in Nicaragua but also in America as simply a matter of Soviet-directed Com- aiiacked with badly misled. They did no! understand what America, i ri'ii-. the United States, that the Marines were forced to munist subversion, without any connection to previous jo side. These and Americans, were all about. The only rational ex- withdraw. Before leaving, however, the Marines built U.S. actions, borders on the absurd. Such an : ;lllK, 'iypicaU)f times, planation seemed the kind offered by Nixon, who up a local military force to replace them — the ahistorical caricature has as much relation lo reality as l^ek inexplicable. I characterized the Latin American violence as an exam- National Guard. my teenage picture of the world derived from John •al"ll stories about ple of "case-hardened, cold-eyed Communist Once the U.S. Marines left, Augusto Cesar San- Wayne movies and Superman episodes. J-ith open arms as operatives" and "Communist agitators... sucking dino, leader of the guerrilla forces, signed a peace set- Further, to characterize the U.S.-backed "con- I ,|Ml was evil in the many non-Communist students... into their program tlement with the new Nicaraguan government. A year tras," who are attempting lo overthrow the current joint Wayne movies for a mass demonstration." The Communists were later Sandino and other former leaders of the rebellion regime in Nicaragua, as "freedom fighters" is not just using the unfortunate conditions in these countries to were seized and executed by the National Guard. Then absurd, it is tragic. These troops, many of whom were their own advantage. If only these misled student in Jung's words, the Guard began "a merciless hunt formerly members of Somoza's National Guard, have could know (be truth, I thought, there would be an end for the disarmed and scattered Sandino supporters. committed numerous atrocities. Just one example in- to such senseless outbreaks of violence. They broke up cooperatives, killed hundreds of volves the case of a Baptist minister with four I have since learned, of course, that the world families in the process, and finally, in 1936-1937, their daughters who was "warned that the contras had looks far different from the perspective of many per- American-appointed commander-in-chief overthrew singled them out for abduction." The minister took sons living outside our borders (as well as for many the government and look over the presidency. His Continued on page 10 living within our country — but that is a subject for another essay). My images of what the United Stales was doing abroad were far removed from the day-to- day experiences of the people living in those countries. Letters to the Editor To me, crises had appeared out of nowhere, whereas for the citizens of those countries, they were part of a long historical process in which the United States many gays at Fordham outside FLAG, who are well- played a dominant, and often negative role. The term adjusted individuals. However, it's good to know that "Colossus of the North," which many Latin FLAG is here for those who need it. If FLAG can Americans used when referring to the United States, is prevent at least one person from the same fate as the Miss- Taken person who wrote that letter, then I would say our ef- hardly a term of endearment. forts have not gone in vain. Unfortunately, too many of us still view affairs Paul Gregory (pseudonym) abroad from a perspective dominated by ignorance To the Editor: FC'85 and misinformation. This is particularly, although not Thanks to Bill Sickles' column in the paper on the exclusively, true of Central America today. It is almost "lack of response" of Fordham students, 1 have as if in 1979 Central America emerged Brigadoon-like decided to point out to The Ram that the clown on the out of the mist. Suddenly there was revolution in front page of last week's issue, allegedly female, is of Tutoring Nicaragua and a growing insurgency in El Salvador. the opposite sex. You may wonder why I know this To Ihe Editor: How could this have happened? was not a photo of a clown and her friend, but of a As many of you may remember from last year, the Lacking any historical sense of these nations, clown and his friend — well, that clown happens to be Fordham College Student Government attempted to many Americans came up with (or, more correctly, my dad. begin a volunteer tutoring program to serve the were provided by the administration in Washington) He has purported throughout the 20 years 1 have academic needs of F.C. students. This year, the Class the only logical explanation — Communist agitators known him to be male, and he's usually truthful so 1 of '85 hopes to continue and expand the program to (no doubt case-hardened and cold-eyed), backed by believe him. I'm proud to say that my dad has joined help as many students as possible. However, we can Cuba and, ultimately, the Soviet Union, were fully the largest club on campus — by being misquoted or only accomplish this goal with the help of you, the responsible for the violence and, in the case of miss-taken in The Ram. students. Nicaragua, for subverting the goals of a widely-backed Margaret Hughes Naturally, we are interested in hearing from those revolution. Admittedly, it is acknowledged, the task of FC'84 of you who are having difficulties in your classes and these subversives was made easier by certain injustices are interested in working with a tutor to improve your that existed in these nations. The roots of these in- grades. More important is the necessity for en- justices, however, lie far back in the misty past, and thusiastic students willing to donate their time to help have nothing whatsoever to do with the United States. out their classmates. You do not have to tutor in your Actually Central America does have a history Tacky major; you can volunteer to help out in any area in going back before 1979, and the United Stf.tes has which you feel qualified. AH that is necessary is your played a significant role in this history. As Harald knowledge and your willingness to make a con- ' tribution. To the Editor: "I'm tired of this." If you are interested in tutoring, working with a tutor, or asking for more information, drop a letter in This is my feeling as I read yet another article the Fordham College box, P.O. Box 525, or contact about the Modern Mythology art exhibit. Doesn't Chris Diviny, 364-5018, or John Federico, 579-2715. anyone else feel the same way? Aren't we just over- We hope to hear from a number of you in order to doing it a little too much? 1 for one would like to put a make the program a success. stop to it. But not before 1 have my say. 1 hear all sorts of comments from people who ap- Chris Diviny and preciate this art, such as "You must take the art in its John Federico from the Dominican Republic, and a middle-aged man context as a whole — for it's hidden beauty" and "the FC '85 from Nicaragua. They spoke little to no English, but art is supposed to cause controversy, if it didn't, then it were quick learners. wouldn't be art." Well, maybe they're right. But did We began with nouns and moved on to adjectives anyone ever stop to notice that all of these people who within two class sessions. I believe that during those like it are non-residents? I mean, not one of them has to live with the art. I do! Disregard first few classes 1 was learning as much about the rudiments of English as my students were. 1 live here at Fordham—not on Bathgate Avenue lhe start of the P™&™m l w.as tempted, but or in Manhattan—but right here on this campus. And To the Editor: (. Valentine I think of Fordham as my home. Since Fordham is my I'd like to let other students know about a little composed of in- home, the campus is my yard. And I would never put known event on campus. Fortwo years now, I have |. Their attitudes were anything like this art in my yard. It's just plain tacky! been an assistant cubmastcr to a Boy Scout troop p of the first graders I You people who appreciate it don't have to live based at Fordham. We have been meeting in the • of Mercy Elemen- with it. We residents do. So please, get this art off my McGinley Center for two hours, one night a week. |K project the objec- yard, I don't like it. During our meetings, our scouts who have learning Ileadmg, writing and Timothy Cahill disabilities arc like any other kids. They want to come Id rather be outside CBA '86 and enjoy themselves by running around and playing i (actually 1 enjoyed games. but they were not I'm shocked by the disregard with which some of ilie students in the the Fordham community holds us. This is my third Thanks year working with the scouts and the third time we are s program come to being moved. We were moved from our original pillages of speaking meeting room last year in order to make room for a To the Editor: game room which 1 personally never have seen in use. not as simple as it On behalf of FLAG, 1 would like to thank you rum neighborhoods We were then moved again earlier this year for the and Melissa Goodman for a well written and infor- Coffee House to the music room. Now certain people Jinantly one ethnicity mative article. I hope the Fordham community realizes want us to move to Dealy. act with people of through your article that the gay population is alive A Hoy Scout meeting can't be held in a classroom. iliey don't want and well at Fordham. You have to remember these are kids who need to be I received a letter last week that was written able to run around and enjoy themselves. 1 he troop is •'•• needs and anonymously by someone who graduated from For- also divided in two, ihe older scouts, and cubs. We met without a dham College in 1977. At that time, FLAG did not need a large enough room that allows us to do this. - For example, exist. He writes about the terrible loneliness and '1- shopping in unhappmess he experienced here and closes his letter Currently some Circle K members ate trying to iiis th;u seek by saying, he envies us for having such an organization, help us secure a larger more suitable room rather than 'in! the security something that he was deprived of back in 1977. have us move to Dealy. I am simply appalled that some people feel we should be moved without consideiinn 11 ••pe ing surroun- The content of his letter is pretty depressing. This the leaders (all Fordham students) or the kids. Certainly person was literally brought down into lhe gutter. Was two hours OIK day a week isn't too much to ask. I am mam they are it because Fordluim had no gay organi/alion to sup- asking thai there please he a reconsideration. We •ii proficiency port him? Has Fordham'sviewon homosexuality would like very much to remain in McGinley Center. IIIKI •uly eases the aided in this man's low opinion of himself'.' Thdnui K. Muthews hesitant, to use my Spanish. After all, the goal was lo I'm not saying I hat any gay who doesn't join FC '84 last year con- improve their English, not my Spanish. Y.'t, once I FLAG will share the same late as this man did. 1 know aged woman Continued on page 10 14/THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20,1983

life. Though many of his lines and complain. ts are now a bit cliched, Salah manages u> bring them off with a certain low-key, il God's Favorite, My Favorite overstated humor. Joe's wife, Rose, was portrayed b\ Laura I-'ois, who makes the best of a role. feeding straighllines lo David and Joe, is which might aplly be described as the pci by Bob 1'urisi Al the opposite pole are David's : whining. And giving credit where il is due, sonificalion ol ihe Jewish molher joke. \ oW The Mimes and Mummers current siblings, the twins, played by Peter F.sser and they are both accomplished whiners. talent is put to the test since her role consists staging of Neil Simon's God's I'avorilc is a Patricia Gorman. It is best to deal with these two characters separately—while Gorman The show's other standout performance mainly of being tired, worried, or a coin delightful adaptation of tlie Hiblical story of bination of the two. That she was able to Job. turned in an interesting performance, Fsser was turned in by David Salah, who plays Sid- did not so much act as irritate. Still the pair ney 1 ipion, God's messenger. Salah's por- achieve this without boring the audience in Unfortunately though, like many college tears should be praise enough. productions, it was characteri/cd by several do have a lew funny moments; Gorman trayal of a hypochondriacal, Jewish mercury The remaining two characters are ihe fine performances mixed in with several though suffers noticeably from the was both thoroughly and subtly achieved. Benjamin's servants played by Panorea valiant, if flawed, attempts. I he play concer- association. Like most minor characters, Where he might have easily played Norton lo Panaquisoulis and Raul Marline/, Lit lie can ns itself with two weeks in Ihe life of Joe these two have their own personal shtick or 1 conardalos' (jamclen, he instead displays a Continued on page 17 Benjamin (Harry l.eonardatos) and his gimmick. Their main function, aside from refreshing versatility and pessimistic zesl for family. Apparently .hit1 (Job), a wealthy Jewish businessman of humble beginnings, has been chosen by God to settle a bet bet- ween himself and the Devil; the premise being thai the two have made a wager thai any man will renounce Clod if the Devil only applies enough pressure. Joe has been selec- ted as the object of this wager because he is "God's favorite." Sadly, however, l.eonardatos' perfor- mance was not my favorite. Granted the role of Joe is a cliflicull one to play, but is seems his portrayal is best labeled adequate if not underwhelming. Throughout his performan- ce 1 was left with Ihe uneasy sensation thai I had somehow walked in on a Jackie Cileason retrospective. While Ralph C'rainden is a funny character, this isn't what Simon had in mind at the lime. So while slightly heavy- handed, l.eonardatos did give a different, though misguided, interpretation of Ihe role. One of I he two outstanding performan- ces of the show belongs to Jon C'laudy as Joe's eldest son David, dandy's character is a brilliant, rebellious, wise-cracking drunk, who doesn't quite fit in with Simon's satire of a Jewish family. This seeming alienation . might be lo his being the only funny member of the family. While his inebriation was a trifle forced, he more than compensated for it with perhaps the best comedic liming recently seen in a school production. Claudy appears to have picked up on precisely what Simon intended David to be. He seems en- ORLEANS PLAYS AT T.O.P. (L to R) Nicholas Parker, tirely comfortable wi-th David's verbal ar- Mike Mugrage, Lance Hoppen and Lane Hoppen. senal of quips and sarcasm.

WHEN IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA VISIT |'|IMI VERBAL BTUDIOS TOUR

FRANCIS FO_RDCO P P O L A fM -IMS " Orleans Is Still The One

by Veronica Smith • ability. Can rock music and non-alcoholic drinks coexist The concert went off with few problems. A in the same environment? They can if the music is broken guitar string and a brief blackout did not stop played by "Orleans" and the non-alcoholic drinks the group for a second. are provided at Fordfiam's Oct. 13 Coffeehouse. Orleans' songs were lively and rich in harmony. Most students went to the coffeehouse confident Many of their lyrics added a suggestively sensual aura that they knew at least one of Orleans' smash hits. to the atmosphere. One song used the line "Give in Everybody saw those ABC-TV commercials in the to me baby," while another said, "I'm a perfect late 70s that used the song "You're Still the One" to stranger/ your love arranger/ let's have just one proclaim the fact that television network was number night of mystery." . one in the ratings. This song was taken from Orleans' Other songs, such as "Reach," had upbeat 1976 album, Walking and Dreaming. gospel sounds. One particular crowd favorite was With this in mind, students crammed into The "She Loves My Car," a song that details how a Other Place in McGinley Center hoping to be enter- . couple is together because the girl loves the boy's car, tained by a "real" chart topping group. Their hopes rather than the boy. were quickly rewarded as the five-piece group took Another favorite was "Schroder's Theme," the stage and mesmerized the audience for a little played expertly by Lane Hoppen. The Peanuts' over an hour. characters seem to be a favorite of everyone. The energy was intense, as Orleans gave lively The band played 15 songs including one encore. The audience joined in as such well-known songs as renditions of these songs. At times the audience was "Dance With Me" and "Love Takes Time" were asked to participate and did with enthusiasm. performed with great enthusiasm; This enthusiasm was displayed with fervor as a standing ovation brought the band back for an en- "We were pleased with the response," said bass player Lance Hoppen, adding, "II was amazing that core. The encore, "She Loves You" by the Beatles, there could be so much audience enthusiasm at a was the only non-original song in the set. The song A unique and powerful motion picture experience. non-alcoholic event." left me wishing the band could play for another hour. One particularly strong point of the concert was RUMBLE FISH nimim MATT HI LI .ON •>< «••«• lu>« MKKI-.Y ROl'RKIi... riw Mi«.»,-«Hln Along with Hoppen, the band consists of hitfwo the sound system—it was incredible. The lyrics were VINCENT SPANO DIANE LANE [11 AN A SC ARWI I) NICOLAS I'AOE DENNIS HOPPER brothers Lane and Larry Hoppen, Nicholas Parker Wn,,i,i,h, S F.. HINTON Si IRANI IS COPPOLA Ilm-J ,m rk. • ,,,».m S H H1N1ON understandable from all parts of the room and the Mum In STEWART COPELANU Fmaw iw«n FRANCIS COPPOLA tJn.Jh HARRY MALK1N and Michael Mugrage. The performance was geared vocals were not drowned out by the fabulous in- fto/uium tViimT DEAN TAVOULARIS 11.1 | n,«,,«.j|.(,. STEPHEN It IHJRUM. A SI around showcasing the members' individual musical rtr.WrJk. FRF.D ROOSunJ nOUCi.CI.AYROlJRNE IW.KJK FRANCIS COPPOLA strumentals. The lighting was not spectacular, but it horn Z«Ii.1» SWim [-.'I mum. 1 mi ««»N ••: iui jMnnw CITY siumt» i*c s • 1 • -•.- Mugrage provided an excellent display of guitar The only Haw of the evening was the room tem- playing, as well as several solid lead vocals while perature. Band members as well as the audience felt NOW PLAYING LOEWS TOWER EAST Parker kept things lively on drums. 3RD AVE. & 7IST ST. B791313 as if they were in a sauna. Hopefully this problem AND CONTINUING AT The true stars, though, were the Hoppen can be rectified at the next coffeehouse event. brothers. Their great sense of harmony was This coffeehouse was a definite success for the STARTS FRIIMV, OCT. 21ST AT THESEADDITIONAL SKI.Ktm) AHKA THKATHKS phenomenal. The brothers are the only original audience and the performers. The atmosphere was -NASSAU : SUFFOLK members of Orleans, which was formed in 1972 in pleasant and provided a place for students under and SUNRISE MULTIPLEX IM CINEMA 150 BABYLON EASTHAMPTON Woodstock, New York. Larry Hoppen's voice is the VALLEY STREAM SYOSSET 364-0700 BABYLON 6690200 EASTHAMPTON 3240448 over 19 to socialize. It also provided the opportunity 825-5700 trademark of the group, and he is also a mulli- 001—.—.| • lo bring a known pop/rock group, Orleans, to the insiruinentalist, playing guitar, keyboards, bass and WESTCHESTER FtOCKUNO NEW JERSEJERSEYY - Fordham campus. REDSTONE B.S. MOSS MOVIES trumpet. Lance Hoppen adds his strong voice lo ihe Lance Hoppen expressed his feelings about the BRONKVILU ROUTE 59 AMBOTS MULTIPLEX BER6EN MALL MULTIPLEX MOVIES VERONA harmony as well as providing a funky foundation on BRONXVILLE NANUET SAVREVILLE PARAMUS SECAUCUS REDBANK VERONA evening, saying, "We liked playing at Fordham 845-4449 866-6161 bass. Lane Hoppen rounds out the harmony, and 961-4030 623-3355 721-3400 7470333 239 0880 University very much. The audience was intelligent dazzles the audience with his superb keyboard and into our music." THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20,1983/15 Previews and Reviews Hew Name New Atmesphere

I ;bt week, if you missed it, Orleans played here. „ with Andrew Mold already this week you missed rock duet Mithril and a people are really like? ortrays a simple fish erman who h ks ant c marlm special'magical comedy act. What on earth am 1 talking Look no further because with the release of She's P u °° <> 8'8 ' - about? It's The Other Place, or better known by its O.K.. Let Her In (Vantage Press $8.95) these and many after 84 ^ ot calching ,nothing/ 'he W™ embodies the previous name—the Coffeehouse. other questions are answered. The book marks the first story of mankind-struggling against super-human odds- writing attempt of Carolyn Winter, the hostess of The Red sometimes exuberant, sometimes defiant, but always The Other Place suffered an inferiority complex last ras in for success 1958 Runnin time: 86 year because of a lack of student interest. "We decided to Parrot, whose information is based upon true stories of her S P S - - S minutes, "regulars." Rating G. us'e Orleans to draw the people to us," says Coffeehouse Kimi Hearts aml Chairperson Jennie D'Arrigo, "now they know where we Before I began reading the book, I had the idea that Coronets - starring Alec Guinness and Dennis Price e are located. The Coffeehouse had never really settled in one Studio 54 caters only to Saturday Night Fever-type of - ™ most perfect of any of the comedies place, but now we are permanently in Rooms 234-235 in people-those who are young, good looking, and who use 'irod[iced by Slr Michael Balco'!'lhls fllm ™,y be the most McCiinley Center," she added. dancing as an outlet. She's O.K. Let Her In presents a Pohshed and sophisticated "black comedy ever made, "When people think of the Coffeehouse, they similar image but goes a step beyond. ' Alec Guiness' skill at impersonation and his handling of an associate it with fiddles and bangos," says D'Arrigo. "We We learn of a hidden world, a world of sexuality a eight role extravaganza is the high point of his film career, arc trying to create a comfortable atmosphere. That's why world of drugs, and a world whose ultimate goal is to "get \9A9 Running Time: 106 minutes Rating C, we arc The Other Place and not the Coffeehouse," she ad- Sc> }lue C ho ce slarnng Mcryl Streep cvln Kline past the rope." We are presented with the many characters , ' * ! t" ' ? ; ded. the author comes across, who are the book's true back- and Peler MacNicol. Sirecp gives an incandescent and The Other Place probably acquired its name because it bone. Each character tells their story of how they got where sed"cl've Performance m her Academy Award winning role isan alternative to the Ramskellar. "In the 'Skellar you can they are and where they are going. After a while this may as *' a hcautitul. guilt-haunted Polish Catholic: sur- hear new wave or punk, but we have a different approach, sound kind of redundant, but e^ch character is so different, v'vor of the Na?1 ?°n<*ntralion camps. Kline and MacN.co we oiler groups that perform mellow rock, but we also of- so interesting that we never get confused as to who is who. fls0 «"• respectively, as her mercurial lover who nursed fer a variety, too," says D'Arrigo. After all, these are the people who make or break the ller back l° hfalth and th^. y0,l'"gJ "in r-° ?« Free performances are held every Monday and Thur- novellst ho als VeS S Ph e Run m T L>: 5? sday nights at 8:30 p.m. With each performance an added nightlife. These characters may be straight, they may be ' * £ '° ° ' - '^ " * "" ' treat, in the form of a free dessert, is given away. This past gay, but they all share one common trait. They all live to minutes. Hating R. party, and they don't care how far they have to go. Some of „ "foween - starring Jamie Lee Curtis, P.J Soles and week you have already missed out on Monday's Eclair Do la d Night and Thursday's Boston Cream Night. And, if desser- them go-to bed with others, some offer drugs, some even ' ! P fence. A horror masterpiece in the Psycho become homosexuals, all just to "get in." tradltlon- ""'oween features a tour de force opening scene ts aren't your fancy, The Other Place even offers a line of shot international cuisine. Such foods as quiches, finger san- A few chapters even deal with the do's and don'ts of ( , entirely from the killer s point ol view), a each nightclub, telling you what to dress like, how to psychopathic murderer stalking a small-town woman on dwiches, croissants, chips and dips, a soup bar and inter- present yourself, and the etiquette you should use. Halloween night a mesmerizing climax and nerve-tingling national coffees and teas are included on the menu. suspense throughout. A superb, tension-building musical If you think you can't make the start of a performance Even though the book has 19 chapters, not one of score adds t0 the atmosphere of horror. 1978. Runnng at 8:30 p.m., have no fear, come whenever you want. "If them is dull. They flow into one another and they make us Time- 93 minutes Rating R • you want to get away from the books for a little while, The conjure up images that we have never thought of before. ' ' Top of the Charts Other Place is the perfect place for you," says D'Arrigo. The book is revealing, sometimes controversial, but always (represents the 15 best selling records according to "We don't believe you should come in at a set time, we are relying on a flow of students during the performance." mind-boggling. If you have ever wondered how the other Billboard magazine for the week ending Oct. 21) half lives, this is the book you must get. j Told Edjpse oj lhe Hear( Bomie Tyler Already scheduled for upcoming weeks are the Th S Weck s Flitks comedic talents of artists from Catch A Rising Star, and a „ ,, T., ™ ' ' 2. Making Love Out of Nothing at All Air Supply jazz concert. As for this week, on Monday The Other Place Oct. 25, The Old Man and the Sea, at 8p.m. 3 King ofPain Tne Poiice presents a night of illusion and creative deception. On Oct. 26, Kind Hearts and Coronets, at 8p.m. 4 True Spandau Ballet Thursday John Vorhaus, who considers himself a Oct.27, Sophie's Choice, at 10:30a.m., 8andl0p.ni. 5[ islandsYn the Stream'.'..'Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton punk/folk troubadour, will appear. Vorhaus will give the Oct. 28, Halloween, at 8 and 10:30 p.m. ($1 ad- 6- One Thing Leads l0 Another The Fixx Fordham students a sample of his work during the after- ""wo") c 7. All Night Long Lionel Richie noon hours on Thursday in and around McGinley Center. All films are free of charge with valid student ID (ex- 8_ The Sajety Dance Men without Hats cept where noted). 9. Tell Her About It Billy Joel What's the Nightlife Really Like The Old Man and the Sea - starring Spencer Tracy. /Q, she's Sexy and 17 The Stray Cats Have you ever watched TV and seen the "beautiful From the mighty pen of Ernest Hemingway comes this in- // Telephone Sheena Easton people" dancing the night away at Studio 54? Have you tense story of a poor Cuban fisherman.. The story won both /2, Burning Down the House The Talking Heads ever wondered what it's like inside a nightclub or what the Nobel and Pulitzer Prizes and has been translated into yj Delerious Prince more than 40 languages. As a motion picture it was ac- ^ par prow Qver , Frank Stallone claimed "one of the great pictures of world cinema." Tracy /j Promises, Promises Naked Eye

THE TORRID MCK.NOLTE GENE HAOUiAfT- JOANNA CASSIDY \ NIGHTLIFE is the subject of Red Parrot hostess Caro- lyn Winter's book She's O.K., Let Her In.

..LION'S GATE FILM Do UNDER FIRE" JEAN-LOUIS TRINTIGNANT RICHARD MASUR ED HARRIS. ,« M^b, JERRY GOLDSMITH, .*•*,-—PATMETHENY- nw.rfn.mt,JOHN ALCOTT me. E»*.M«EDWARD TEETS you have RON SHELTON .^CLAYTON FROHMAN h*CLAYTON FROHMAN JONATHAN TAPLIN .^.ROGER SPOHISWOODE what it takes li«i.>Danu>xocum.iaaiiincll>mu.luumica

by Thomas McC'luskey Through a mixture of simple, but em- A modest, but attentive, audience wat- phatic, lighting, Arnott's powerful and ex- ched a performance of Sophocles' Oedipus pressive voice, and the almost magical /tevlast Friday at 7 p.m. in Freeman I03 in a precision with which he guided his marionet- showing sponsored by Fordham's Modern tes, he was able to create and maintain the Ancients. But if you've seen one version of tragic illusion of Oedipus' struggle with his this classic, you've seen them all, right'.' Not own destiny throughout. quite. This version was performed in its en- Arnott's performance required a special tirety by gracefully operated marionettes. trip to New York from Boston, bui he ap- The marionettes were created, directed, parently spends a good deal of time traveling and given voice by one man, Peter Arnott, from school to school with his one-man road currently I he chairperson of the Department show. "Well, it's difficult, what with of Theater at Tufts University. Arnott not teaching and all," he said, "but I manage to only speaks all the roles and manipulates get a bit in, now and then." several marionettes simultaneously, he also After the performance, Arnott was handles the lighting cues himself for a stage asked by a member of the audience whether that lie puts together before his presentation he would consider taping his voice and dissembles directly afterward. His reper- beforehand to facilitate the direction of the toire includes several ancient plays, the entire marionettes. "No, no," he replied, "never. dialogues of which (about 14O0 lines per play) Every show is different. If I were to do this he has memorized completely. play in this room tomorrow night, it would Arnotl does this "to bring students into be a different audience and a different pat-' contact with vital plays which, though rarely tern of response." seen, are often read as set texts. Also, to Arnott, who emigrated from Great provide these experiences to schools for a Britain to the U.S. in 1958, has performed his fraction of what it would cost lo bring in a works in an effort to breathe new life lo a full company," he said. Indeed, after his per- neglected art form at many of the finest formance, Arnott's stage, "actors," and schools in the country. For what he has of- props all fit snugly, if heavily, inside one fered, and the quality with which it is of- large valise. fered, we at Fordham owe him a great deal.

SPECIAL OFFER TO COLLEGE STUDENTS Rourke Controls TICKETS ONLY $15 college ID Rumblefish e fist

at (. b> John Horan like his brother because he does not have his Rumblefish is the second adaptation by acute perception in judgment and shortly af- ' director Francis Coppola of an S.E. Hinton terward their relationship ends in tragedy. "— novel and the third lead for Malt Dillon in a Rumblefish surprises the viewer in some Hinton inspired movie. Like ils predecessors, respects. First, the Motorcycle Boy emerges Tex and The Outsiders, Rumblefish is a as the most important character, The plot western working-class town that does not centers around him since Dillon's role is reflect the brighter sides of life. The plot determined throughout the movie by his revolves around a brother relationship in an struggle lo emulate his older brother. Also, J&oonesbury unpleasant family situation. the film is presented as a world geared to the Dillon is good in his usual role of a Motorcycle Boy's natural view; filmed in w^ A New Musical ^ macho street punk but is definitely boring in black and white with little background noise a few scenes. His character, Rusty James, is a to keep pace with his color blindness and par- tough kid who emulates his older brother, the tial deafness, To the Motorcycle Boy the

Dillon is good in his usual role of a macho street punk but is definitely boring in a few scenes.

world is "like a black and while television set Motorcycle Boy, a hood and local legend. with the volume turned down low." The Motorcycle Boy is played by Mickey In terms of acting, Rourke is by far the Rourke, who is best known for his role as the most impressive. His style is smooth and soft- womanizing trickster in Diner. Also, Vincent spoken, but he is able to capture a real tough Spano is surprisingly sharp as Steve, Rusty's guy without having lo rely on physical eleancut friend who tries to make sense oul strength or a mean disposition. of what he sees going on between the The plol is simple and does not hold the brothers. This part is an unusually tame one viewer wilh action alone. The PERFORMANCES BEGIN for Spano and is nothing like his established, cinematography is superb. The movie gets ils urban wise-guy si vie. suspense and intensity from Coppola's THURS., NOV. 3 James lives his life in hopes that he will camera techniques that make it seem like an someday be like his older brother was in his Orson Welles "film noir" classic. The black * Limit 2 tickets glory days. The Motorcycle Boy once ruled and while filming is perfect for (he bleak the town's gangs and is a brilliant person with lifestyle shown. The varying darknesses, tan- per person. a distinguished reputation as a street talizing shadows and clorcly images intensify philosopher. Throughout I he film, he con- the emotions of scenes. stantly tries to pattern himself after his Another noticeable feature is the music, brother through many si reel lights. He also which was writien and arranged by Police tries to project this image by being dominanl drummer Stewart Copeland. II does not in his relationship with his girlfriend, played BILTMORE sound like the Police, but fits in well wilh the well by Diane Lane. Their brotherhood is ex- difl'ereni scenes and adds to their effect. THEATRE plored through Dillon's actions, and each Ruinhlefisli is by no means a great lime it is made clear thai he has neither Ihc 261 West47St.,N.Y.C. movie, bin its distinct features make it an in- intelligence nor the charisma of the once- (212) 582-5340 teresting and very enjoyable one, Coppola, great Motorcycle Boy. James finally realizes Rourke and Dillion comprise a great near the end of the film that he will never be collaboration of talents. See it sometime. THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20,1983/17 Ends Season; Looks To Spring

Fordham lead and Mark Harnois' two for in the sixth, highlighted by a George Monsen year we would have made the playoffs." byPeteBirle four performance. Freshman Artie McCor- two-run four-bagger and a Caione two-run In retrospect, Bob McLoughlin led the "We did a lot of experimenting," said mick pitched six strong , giving up single, but lost, 14-5. fall Rams offensively with a .431 batting Fordham baseball Paul Blair in only three hits and two earned runs. Jerry Curley (3 for 4), Steve Gonzalez average, five doubles, eight RBIs, and 12 reference to his team's recently completed Four days later, Fairfield took the lead (2 for 4) and Vinnie Cartelli (2 for 6) were the runs scored. Reyes followed up closely at fall season. "We have a lot of freshmen this in the first game, 3-0, before the Rams' Ron Fordham stars of the day, while Caione was .391 with a to his credit. On the year, and we had spots lo fill. All the guys Bavagnoli crossed the plate with Fordham's three for eight with two RBIs and a run mound, McCormick shone with 11 innings played their roles well, and 1 feel we are going lone run due to a bases-loaded walk. The scored. This loss left the Rams with a 4-13 pitched, two earned runs, four strikeouts, io have a very good and competitive ball club Rams eventually dropped the game, 5-1, but mark for the '83 fall session. and a respectable 1.64 [i. II. A. this spring." appeared ready to take the second contest at "We think the fall season went pretty Although the Rams have impressive stats The Rams ended their 17-gamc autumn Alumni Field. well," said Assistant Coach Scolty Nathan- to dwell upon, the thoughts of this young schedule with losses to Fairleigh Dickinson Rob Caione quickly led off with a son. "We had a number of infield positions Fordham squad are directed toward the University and Fairfield University double and came home on a Ralph Reyes' to fill due to graduation (second base, shor- future. (doublcheader) Oct. 5 and 9, respectively. sacrifice. But all this went for naught, as tstop, third base) and that was our first con- "Looking ahead, we feel very positive. lairleigh Dickinson, on its home diamond, Fairfield scored 12 runs within a two- cern. We lost Tony Kusso, Billy Santo, and We've had to look at a lot of players, but pullai off a 4-2 win, despite a 1-0 first inning span. The Rams managed lo garner four runs Vinnie Ferraro, who recently signed a con- we've seen enough positive things to predict a tract with the . Our second very competitive Fordham team for this thought was focused on pitching, because we spring," said Nathanson. felt that if we had stronger pitching early last

the players. The sets in particular are worthy of note, as they managed to establish the required atmosphere without hilling one over the head with it. The one fault wiih the slage Mimes crew was the inordinate length of lime they took to accomplish the first ad's one minor scene change. So, for what it's worth, congratulations and praise are due the Mimes and Mummers Continued from page 14 for their delightful production of God's be said of their performances, as they seem Favorite. The only thing they lack at the relegated to quivering in the corner, oc- moment is a larger audience to enjoy them. If casionally being called upon for a one-liner someone as hypercritical as myself enjoyed or a look of steadfast loyalty. the play, I am certain that anyone else would Physically the play was well staged, the find it both a humorous and inexpensive ex- New York? lighting and sets admirably complimenting perience.

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Volleyball Drops Four Matches

Bagnaturo cited teammate Jean by Peter Tosches Steingasser as a top front-line player and Last weekend was a disappointing one blocker. Aside from Bagnaturo, the team's for the Fordham women's volleyball team as only senior, the team is aided by the spiking the Lady Rams dropped four matches in the of Carol Quintan and Mary Joyce Alrneda. Columbia University Tournament. Still, the Rams have a power shortage that is Fordham lost twice on Friday evening to reflected by their overall record. Columbia and Brooklyn College. They were then beaten the following day by Queens After introducing a new defensive set- College and William-Patterson. up, Fordham coach Georgi Visegonov's team has begun to work on power to Aside from tournament play, the Lady capitalize on the blocking of the front line. Rams' record stood at 4-6 before Wed- nesday's home matches against Columbia "Now that we're using a block," said and Rutgers-Newark. Bagnaturo, "we have to start backing up our blocks. Right now, we just aren't clicking." According to senior captain Laura The Lady Rams will participate in this LADY RAMS' JULIE TIGHE returns a shotin Monday's 4-1 victory over Bagnaturo, the squad has been working hard weekend's Vassar College Tournament and C.W.Post. and working together all along but lacks a will next play at home on Oct. 26 against killer instinct. "We're consistent but just not Manhattan College and King's Point. powerful hitters," she explained. lady Rams To 12-2

by Michael Zuccarello Prominently displayed on the bulletin board outside of the Fordham tennis house is a large, poster, a souvenir of a recent Lady Rams match. It reads: "Join the SUNY Pur- chase women's tennis team. No experience necessary." The poster and the results of the match, 5-0, were indicative of Fordham's tennis dominance in recent years. On Mon- day, the Lady Rams added C.W. Post to their ever-growing list of victims. "We're running out of competition in the metropolitan area. I'd like to play better teams, but our budget doesn't allow it," said Coach John Rooney. Rooney said Fordham women's tennis is allowed just one overnight trip per season, which prevents the Lady Rams from scheduling teams of their calibre outside ol the metropolitan area. "To be honest about it, a lot of teams don't want to play us because we're too strong," he said. If Rooney is looking for a budget in- crease, he can offer the Rams' last two mat- ches as concrete evidence to support.his case. Not a player on the SUNY Purchase squad could find a way to take even a single game from Fordham in last Friday's 5-0 triumph. Liz deCarvalho, playing first singles, defeated Wendy Riger 11-0. Patty Van Tassel overwhelmed Jane Farkas 6-0, 6-0 and Deb- bie Hutchins rounded out the singles action with her own 6-0, 6-0shutout. The first doubles combination of Donna Jackowski and Kelly Craffey breezed past Holly Rasmussen and Cara Chaiot 6-0, 6-0. Cynthia Russell and Kathy Stemmler won by default. Monday's 4-1 win over C.W. Post was more of a confidence-builder than a true test for the Lady Rams. After describing C.W. Post as a "respectable team," Rooney went on lo ex- plain, "It was an interesting match insofar as we were able to use five of our less- experienced girls in the number three singles and both doubles matches. Exposure to competition is really the only way to learn how to win." The only smudge that tainted an other- • wise characteristically brilliant performance was a 4-6,4-6 first doubles loss. Ellen Hanley and Carol Murray fell victim to Barba Block and Sue Warner. Although no accusations were made, captain Hanley learned thai Block and Warner arc usually the number two and five singles players, calling into question the equity of the match. Singles players Julie Tighc, Elisa Frie, and Rama Gvildys all took their mulches in October 22-2311AM-5PM convincing fashion. The second doubles squad of Chris O'Dwycr and Craffey defeated Tara Masih and Jodi Lipsky 6-1, 6-3. SUNY The win inflated the Lady Rains' record to 12-2, while C.W. Post dropped to 2-4. (Purchase, NY) This weekend, Fordham will participate in the New York-AIAW State Championship after battling Fairleigh Dickinson this after- 9 FRISBEE IS * REGISTERED TRADEMARK OF THE WHAM 0 MANUFACTURING CO. © 1983 SEAGRAM DISTILLERS CO. NY.NY BLENDED CANADIAN WHISKY 80 PROOF noon. THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20,1983/19 crosswon

ACROSS DOWN 1 Scatter 1 Fights 6 Play parts 2 Regarding that 12 Kind of music matter 14 Hidden 3 Frolics 15 Valuable violin 4 Greek god of love 16 Sea west of India 5 Pallid 18 Musical instruments 6 Works hard 19 Pitcher's statistic 7 Proofreading mark 21 Religious notable 8 Letters in Athens 2 3 4 5 b 8 9 10 (abbr.) 9 Neighbor of 22 Barbary Wyoming (abbr.) 13 23 Potential officer 10 Isolated 24 Sheet music symbol 11 Size 25 Favorite 13 French explorer 26 People of Posen 1 1 1/ 15 Bloke •Mm 27 Mortimer 17 Those who are not iff "~TB|I9|20|~ 1 28 Reddish-brown cool horses -*• 20 Picnic drinks 22 ••23 1 30 Sashays 23 College girls 31 de-camp 24 Bog bird 32 de grace 26 Fussy fellows ••2b 33 Tosses 27 Hits hard 36 John Wayne film, 29 Rajah's wife |29 | "The Day" 30 Oriental sounders •T 39 Buenos 32 Overcrowd 31 + 40 Longings 33 Confronted ^•32 1 Hl^H 1 41 Machine part 34 Jungle beast 33 43 Popular soft drink 35 Annoying 34 35 44 Sailing vessels 36 Form of "He" 45 Record 37 Type of triangle 39 ••41 46 Printer's measures 38 Like some shirts 47 "Remember the " 40 "Gone With the Wind" 43 ••44 1 1 48 Dungeons character 49 East Indian cedars 42 Military meal T 51 Arachnids 44 Less covered up 46_ . •nP 53 Well-known song of 45 Catcher 1n Abbott 5 1917 and Costello routine 49] 54 New Orleans school 47 ——' shop | ° 1 55 Guard 48 Hawaiian port 53 54 56 Played around with 50 Noise 52 Opposite of call, in finance • 1 ©Edwar1 d1 Julius 1Collegiate CW79-29 1

The Ram's newest feature FlndA-Rlde You know how rind-A-Rlde works. You've seen It for several weeks now. If you are plan- ning or even thinking of someplace to go, let Find-A-Rlde know. Find-A-Ride Mark Theberge is looking for a ride to and from the This service Is for residents, commuters, Lawrence, Massachusetts area on all major holidays. New Hall, Room 227. 364-6066, faculty and staff. Drop us a line and let Flnd-A- Margaret O'Brien will go to Oneonta or Binghamton Colleges, or Huntington, NY, any weekend. 364-7071. Rlde get you where you want to go with Kate Hensler would like to go to Rochester, New York, or specifically Edicott, New York (outside Binghamton) for Thanksgiving and Christmas breaks. 364-5117. pleasant Fordham people to accompany you. Gerard Wilson is going from Fordham to Southeast Yonkers (Oak St. exit of Bronx River Parkway) % Kimball Thanksgiving vacation Is only 4 weeks Terrace, Yonkers, Monday and Tuesday nights at 9:30 p.m. 914-237-7933 awayl! Patti Ann Browne is going from 53-35 Bell Boulevard in Bayside, Queens to Rose Hill, then back. Her schedule is Monday, 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m.; Wednesday, 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. and Friday 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. 423-9780. Professor H. Tong of the Math Department wants a ride to the northern New Jersey area three afternoons each PHLY H you send TO: THE RAM's FlndA-Rlde week. Call 579-2360 or 201-265-3348 (evenings). Barbara Morales is going to Fordham from the Passaic/Clifton New Jersey area Mondays and Wed- .Name nesdays for 8:30 am class and from Fordham to Passaic/Clifton area Mondays after 2:20 p.m and Wed- . What you are lampus Mail nesdays alter 5 p.m. Call 201-472-1945. Steve Brown is going out to Wading River on I-rida\ night, .When Oct. 28, about (>. iO p m <\m\ is returning Sunday, Oct. 30, about 12: Ml p.m, via I tmt; Island I \pressway In Win, Floyd. I will slop anyuhrie nil ihe I li to exit b)!. r>71)- . Phone number 2471. Roberts 203. 20/THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBERJO/1983^ Goley beat McManus earlier this season 6-3, 3-6, 6-3 in Fordham's 5-3 win over lona. He will play on the first doubles squad this week with senior Sean Brown. Second doubles will be sophomores Tim Brown and Mark Fabry, Men's Tennis In Tourney and third will be senior Pat McGowan and sophomore Dave Varoli. Hawthorn added that doubles are the team's strong point. The singles lineup sees Goley as top seed, Sean Brown at second, Tim Brown at cautiously optimistic. "We have a lot of sophomore Tim Goley, beat the Redmen's by Dominic Preziosi third singles, McGowan fourth, Dennis strong players, and we were competitive in number one player, Mike Vorstman, 4-6, 6-4, Assuming the weather permits, the For- Chorny at fifth, and Fabry rounding it out at conference play," said Hawthorn. "But Ar- 6-2. Vorstman was last year's Big East champ dhani men's tennis team will compete in the sixth. my will be tough, our toughest opponents and runnerup in the ECAC. Fordham's vic- MAAC championship this Thursday and Hawthorn sees the team's youth as an overall." Hawthorn also cited lona as a for- tories came over Concordia, Fairfield, Pace Friday, Oct. 20 and 21. The tournament was advantage because it allows for development midable threat. and Vassar. originally scheduled for last Thursday and of players, and he said that Fordham will be Fordham finished the regular season at Hawthorn says that Army and lona field Friday but was washed out by rains. "extremely strong next year." But this year's 5-1, the lone defeat coming at the hands of two excellent players in Ted Wilson and Greg The Rams are considered one of the big test comes on Thursday and Friday, when St. John's by a score of 6-3. But there was a McManus, respectively, but he adds that teams that could win the tournament, but 26- the Rams will try to win to win it all by taking bright spot in the loss as Ram top seed, Goley "has a slight edge on all players." year coach Bob Hawthorn seems only the MAAC title. ftV. X-Country

fcv. Sweeps Meet

by Diana Patulak The men's cross-country team upped its record to 8-5 this past Saturday, as the Ram runners swept a five mile quadrangular meet against Lafayette, New York Tech and Wagner. The Rams were especially happy about beating Lafayette after a heartbreaking one- point loss to them last year. The Rams did not just squeak out a win either—they won by a 23-34 score. "It felt really good to beat Lafayette this year after losing such a close Fordham meet last year," said Coach Thomas Dewey. Fordham has a history of beating New York Tech and Wagner, and this year was no different. Fordham beat Tech 23-37 and blew away Wagner 15-50. Might "This year's victory over Lafayette can be attributed to the fact that everyone on the team is a year older, a year stronger, and a year smarter," said team co-captain Peter Van Bloem. "Just one year can really make a every Thursday! big difference."- Fordham's top seven finishers included: 3rd Peter Van Bloem 26:16 4th Chris Weimar 26:32 6th Pat Connelly 26:34 7th Larry McGivney 26:44 11th JoeSchutz 27:00 12th Brian Kelly 27:15 14th Kevin Kelly 27:17 "Overall, the season has progressed well and we are where we should be," added Dewey. "We haven't had any unexpected losses this season," said Van Bloem. "It's a fairly new program, as the team was rebuilt starting four years ago. I would say that we are doing 10 south division street, new rochelle ? s well as expected," he added. 914576-2405 PIANO PLAYER NEEDED — Are you Interested in playing pop music? If so, please contact Julia at 364-7071. NEW CREDIT CARDI Nobody refused! Also Visa/Master- card, Call 805-667-6000 Exl. C-3233. 4 SEASONS GALLERY. Fine art prints and posters. We do custom picture framing. Very reasonable prices. 314 E. free admission with : r- Kingsbridge Road (next to Con Edison). 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Quality Typing Service Call Marie at 212-671-6246 (evenings) there is still concern over the Rams failure to convert on their scoring opportunities. "There is not enough teamwork and Soccer communication," said Schnur, following the LaSalle contest, "they still don't read each Saturday afternoon on a picture perfect other's moves." ,',11 aliernoon. The temperatures were in the "We're getting the opportunities," of- fered sophomore back L.arry Sunderland, mi(l'(,0s with bright sunshine on Edwards "but maybe we're not concentrating KEITH LOEF- Parade . enough." [lie folks who came out to enjoy the FLER gets a foot "Sometimes we have only two or three inie barely had a chance to get seated as on the ball B people trying to score," added freshman MSalle's Art Dettras took a pass from Greg despite pressure forward D'Aguanno, "and we need more." C owlcy and headed the ball past Jamison to from Explorer The scoring problems have hindered the defender. nui the Explorers in the lead. Rams' chances to advance in the state. The Following the quick score, the Rams Rams are doing well in their two conferences began to take the territorial edge. The Rams (three out of four in the MAAC, 4-0 in the appeared listless in the first half and never tri-State), but if they are to get an NCAA really got untracked. The deficit was still one bid, they really cannot afford their fourth at half time. loss. "We didn't wake up until the second The toughest portion of the Rams' half," said Schnur, "and you can't do that schedule is over. Yet, several key games and expect to win." remain. "It'll come eventually," said Sun- Fordham applied more pressure, but ternoon for a 3 p.m. battle. On Monday the "Adelphi and St. Francis will be our Rams meet lona in New Rochelle. derland of the goals, "we're still a young their opportunities were thwarted by either toughest competition the rest of the way," team." Explorer netminder Mike Kogut or their own The Rams have been doing things the said D'Aguanno. hard way all season. They have painted them- Ram Notes: Senior Pete McNamara will mistakes. LaSalle took a defensive stance and "It will all come out against Adelphi," selves into a corner and really cannot afford probably begin practicing on Friday and was simply willing to counter attack. stated stopper John Rollins of the Rams' to lose any of their seven remaining games. return to game action within the next week The Rams never did get a score as woes. To achieve this they must be able to put the and a half. McNamara has missed the entire LaSalleheldonforthel-Owin. Adelphi will be here next Wednesday af- ball in the net. season thus far because of a knee injury. In spite of the two wins on the week,

LAST NI6HT ROUND THIS HERES MIDNIGHT.,. A A TRUE STORY BUNCH OPAU£HS LANDED RI6HT HERE IN MY OWN BACKYARD.

RAMS' BILLY VOGEL dribbles up field.

Fischler

Continued from page 23 renowned publication, The Sporting News, since 1966. He handles pre-game, between periods and post-game inter- AND BEFORE views for Islander telecasts, and has authored or co- I KNEW IT, THEY THEN THEY JUST auihored over 50 books on hockey, including Power On Ice DONE ROUNDED UP TOOK OFF RIGHT with Denis Potvin of the Islanders, Bobby On and the Big MY WIFE AND KIDS OUirASIGHT.,. Bud Bruins, and Fire On Ice. He has co-authored two N hooks with the " Amazin' " Bill Mazer, and is the author of AND SHOVED several books on mass transit and the subway. INTO THE DARN Now he is at Fordham, ready for a new challenge as SPACESHIP teacher. "I have my masters in education and 1 always wan- ted to teach," he says. "I've been working and learning in tliis business for 30 years, so I feel I can give some of that back by teaching." Fischler isn't exactly a total stranger to teaching, however. For the past decade he and his wife Shirley have run a writing bureau for student interns. "I've been working one-on-one for years, so I felt it was time to try one on 35," he said. The illustrious alumni who have benefited from Fischler's tutelage include Craig Wolf of The New York Times, Barry Wilner of AP, Jeff Harper of UW, Sharon Eberson of The Pittsburgh Post-Gazelle, '•rank Brown of The New York Daily News, and For- ilham's own Sports Information Director, Joe Pagnotta. ICOULONYBEUBVB GUESS His students have nothing but praise for Fischler. 77? MV WIFE...MY THAT CONFIRMS I'aynotta firmly says "Fischler has had the most impact on my career." Brown feels Fischler taught him more than just KIDS. BUT NOT MV THERE'S UO a knowledge of sports. "The best thing he taught me to do MILLER HIGH LIFE. INTELLIGENT LIFE uas to be aware of the aspect of human beings," says OUT THERE. H'own, when contacted at his office by The Ram. "A grcal sl>oris personality is no different than you or I." lischler has two pieces of advice for aspiring jour- ";ilisis. "Read—read as much as possible and read uiiically. Avoid TV at all costs unless you view it for professional purposes." Despite being a sportscaster since |l'7-, lischler has a great disdain for television. "And the wcoiul piece of advice 1 would give," he continued, "is l^ Take my course!!" There seems to be no limit to what Stan Fischler can ll°- He plays many roles: husband, father, author, jour- nalist, TV personality and now, mentor. That is why Stan Hsehk-r is a rare breed. Like Bill Mazer said, he's a helluva 1983 Beer Brewed by Miller Brewing Co , Milwaukee. Wl guy. 22/THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER'20,1983

FORDHAM RUGBY CLUB in action last Saturday against the lona rugby club. Fordham upped its record to 4-2 on the year with a 21-6 victory.

Rugby Club Downs lona

by Kd Richards a key pa/t in the victory, keeping lona from the regional playoffs," said team captain record of 2-2. Fethiere said playing foreign The Fordham Rugby Club emerged vic- scoring a single try and forcing the Gaels to Dan Fethiere. "The level of play has in- teams always helps because there is a little- torious once again this past weekend. On kick for their only points of the day. The creased phenomenally since freshman year trick here and there that his team can Saturday, the lona Rugby Club went down in Fordham offense was just as intimidating, and one major factor has just been the team's pick up. He believes that on the whole the defeat in a game controlled by Fordham. The thanks to the brilliant play of senior Tim playing together," he added. Fethiere also foreign teams are pretty helpful to the final score, 21-6, shows just how well the Feighery, who scored all of Fordham's 21 believes the team, has benefited from its touring American teams. This year the club is team has been playing as this latest win im- points. This was the first time this year that foreign play and from many players coining planning a trip to the Bahamas, where there proves their record to 4-2 overall, and 3-1 in one player had dominated the scoring so from winning high school teams. .should be more good results. league action. completely. The team got some experience last year • This is a team that will improve, and Once again Ihc Fordham defense played • "It looks like we might make it again to when they traveled to Ireland and compiled a with play of this calibre already, that is really saying something. Football

Continued from page 24 as W.P.I, penetrated within their 20. The Engineers Show your class elected to go for a fourth and short situation from For- dham's 11. The talented defensive unit came through once again as they stopped the Engineers short of the first down. The pendulum of momentum had swung and now it was time for the Rams to advance the ball in the other a Dutch of Class, direction. Two running plays produced a net total of 6 bottles of Grolsch-the "300-year-old brewing masterpiece from Holland." three yards, and, with a third and seven from the 15- 6 bottles of what experts are calling the best tasting beer sold today. And 6 great ways yard-line, QB Dan McCain handed the ball off to to show your class what class is all about. tailback Larry Johnson. The burly junior ran up the middle, and, when he hit the W.P.I, defense, the ball squirted free. The Engineers recovered Johnson's lost ball on the Fordham 15. With just under five minutes left in the half, Scac- cioti wasted little time in lighting up the Scoreboard lor W.P.I. The lanky QB connected with split end Chuck Hickey for a 15-yard scoring toss to give the Engineers a 6-0 lead. It was an outstanding grab by Hickey who dove for the ball and was barely able to keep his feet in bounds. Dean Ayotte tacked on the extra point to lengthen the W.P.I, lead to seven. In a last ditch effort to score, Tutein inserted freshman kicker John Kennedy to attempt a 43-yard field goal. The kick had the distance but sailed to the left of the upright, as the gun for the first half sounded. The Rams emerged from the locker room hoping to mount an offensive surge in the second half. The third quarter was scoreless and Fordham was optimistic as they earned the final stanza. This optimism would soon turn sour as W.P.I. received a field goal from Ayotte to increase their lead to 10-0. With time still left for a comeback, McCain tried to bring the Fordham gridders back. His efforts were thwarted, however, when one of his passes was intercep- ted and returned 55 yards for a touchdown by John Bibinski. When Fordham got the ball back, they refused to die. The Rains began what would be their most produc- tive drive of the day. McCain, who threw for 163 yards on the day, concluded the scoring drive with a 9-yard hookup to sophomore flanker Tony Gagliano. Gagliano snared three passes on the drive and, along with Andy O'Connell and Atkinson, provided some consistency at receiver for the Rams. The score stood at 16-6 with under nine minutes left. Any hopes of a Ram' comeback were vanquished as W.P.I, kept the ball on the ground with the bruising Mike Carbonc. Caibone, the nation's leading rusher with an average of over 150 yards per game, finished the day with 103 yards or groundwork. His bulldozing helped set the stage for the final Engineer score which consisted of a 32-yard scoring pass from Scaccioti to tight end John St. Cyr. The final score was 22-6 and for W.P.I, it was fun. For Fordham, however, fun was going to be hard to find. Hopefully, there will be some at Rose Hill before the season ends. Ram Notes: Scott Atkinson had a masterful clay pun- ting. The sophomore kicked four times for a 190-yard total (47.5 avg.), which included a 58-yarder. Atkinson, who doubles as a wide receiver, also hauled in four LAGER BEER passes. Six catches by Gagliano puts him in second place A brewer's masterpiece from Holland." on the team in receptions with nine. Tony Rash leads the club with 11 catches. THE RAM/THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20,1983/23 On the Sidelines Idle Thoughts—About Sports J-1 with Jimmy Zanor Sol that it really matters, but 1 was just thinking... Sieeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw looks like screen Oriole pinch-hitler Benny Ayala got the ' acior Robert Duvall. biggest hit, singling in the go ahead run in pivotolGame 3. \nd Fimlliani liose tackle Tim Corcoran resembles The best line in a movie this summer, "She wanted to Ink "Hacksaw" Reynolds of the San Francisco 49m. make love on a real train. Who was 1 to say no?" — Tom I wonder vvhai the \Q level is in the National Basket- Cruise, Risky Business. •n;1H Association? I wonder what the cocaine level is in the National The basketball Ranis began officiaP-practice on Oct. Basketball Association? 15 | am certainly going to miss Mark Murphy jump shots The Fordham Soccer Rams are vastly overrated, this year. averaging less than two goals per game. If ii wasn't for Circle the letter next to the name ol the person you feel some consistent defense, their record would be 3-7-1. would do a better job coaching the Fordham Rams football What two teams played in the United States Football team than their current mentor O'Neal Tulein: (a) Charles League Championship last July? Bronson, (b) Mike Shannon, FC '85, (c) Emmanuel Lewis, At 5-9, Boston College junior quarterback Doug Flutie TV's "Webster" or (d) Prince. is college football's most exciting player. A legitimate Kdlen who? In the past five years Cincinnati's Dan Heisman Trophy candidate, Flutie passed for 520 yards in a Ross has been the NFL's most complete tight end. game against national champion Penn Stale last year. (He Debra Winger and Valerie Bertinelli can come over to will face a big test when they meet the Crimson Tide of my house any time. Alabama at Foxboro, Mass, on Nov. 25.) 1 still can't picture Tar Heels Michael Jordan, Sam Speaking of the Heisman, my choice is West Virginia Perkins and Matt Doherty on the same court with fvldn- qb Jeff Hostetler: iosh, Roberson and the rest of the Ram hoopsters. It is going to be a wacky year in the NBA. The learns Before he got hurt, Ram punter Peter Clarke had a are still playing exhibition games and already fists are Hying 42.8 average. Last season Dave Jennings of the New York everywhere. Three players were ejected for fighting in last Giants finished fourth in the NFC with a 42.8 punting week's Celtic-76er battle. average. You heard it here first: Super Bowl XVI11 in Tampa The Nebraska Cornhuskers can beat the Houston Bay, Los Angeles Rams 24, Pittsburgh Steelers 21. Jack Oilers. Youngblood, a future Hall of Famer, retires with a Super Bowl ring. Cal Ripken, Jr., , and Rick Burleson are winners. Carlton Fisk, Pete Rose, Bill Russell In the current issue of Inside Sports magazine, this and are losers. question was asked to The Good Doctor: "I understand The Fordham Rugby Club has never gotten the Moses Malone of the Philadelphia 76ers gave a touching recognition they deserve around here. They should play on post-game speech upon winning the 1983 NBA's Most Valuable Player Award. Could you reprint at least part of Field, while the football team should be CAL RIPKEN, JR., shortstop of the world it? The Good Doctor: "Due to shortage of space, I'm only thrown onto seatless Murphy Field. champion Orioles: a winner! able to reprint the last part of Malone's speech: 'Thnk yfr The J. Geils.Band is the world's greatest live rock and thsgreat hnr. The Phldlph Svnty Sxrs b bstteam nbsktbl. roll band. We prbly b wnngagn nxtyr.1'' If Larry Bird played for the Los Angeles Lakers, they would compile a record of 80-2. Finally... congratulations to Umpire Jimmy Falvey of Oct. 22 could be the date for the Jack Coffey Field Everett, Ma., who recently completed his first year in The 10 best names in the NFL: Tunch llkin (Pit- professional ball umpiring in the New York-Penn League Massacre as Fordham hosts Hofstra. The Flying Dutchmen tsburgh), Ouido Merkens (New Orleans), Eason Ramson this past summer. Way to go, Jake. are undefeated and ranked third in the nation. (San Francisco), Vyto Kab (Philadelphia), Tootie Robbins Baseball's greatest umpire, Ron Luciano, once said, Eddie Andelman, Boston's famed talk show per- (St. Louis), Estus Hood (Green Bay), Tpussaint Tyler (New sonality, wanted to make T-shirts proudly proclaiming the "The relationship between pitchers and umpires is only Orleans), Durwood Roquemore (Kansas City), Harlan slightly better than that between the Christians and the season. The shirts would read, "We're Huckleby (Green Bay) and Hokie Gajan (New Orleans). Lions, with one difference. The Lions never held grudges."- Number Six." • Stan Fischler: The Hockey Maven Comes To Fordham

This is the second in a three pan series on Fordham's didn't have to do it, 1 wanted to. Something inside me said, Fischler refers to those players who tee off from 40-50 feet. NHL Connection. ' Hey put it down on paper'." As for the obvious problems of violence and the After P.S. 54 he enrolled at East District High School. playoff system (16 out of 21 teams make the playoffs), byRlchThorruselli "What I remember most about East District was that the Fischler says that these aren't such big liabilities as others In his book Sports In America, author James ratio of girls to guys was 5:21" Fischler says. He continued perceive them to be. "You have to distinguish between Michener wrote that "the greatest advantage a sportswriter his writing in high school, but East District did not have a reality and fantasy here," he says. "Hockey doesn't have a has is freedom." For the past 30 years, Stan Fischler, "The football or hockey team so he covered fencing. Fischler big network TV contract so the current playoff structure is Hockey Maven," has exercised that freedom to the fullest, matriculated in Brooklyn College in the fall of 1950 and needed for revenues and financial reasons." In the case of not only as a sportswriter, but also as a sportscaster, author just like in high school, his college did not have a hockey violence Fischler simply says, "Enforce the rules." and teacher, team. Fischler then decided to cover the successful soccer But the positives outweigh the negatives according to It is rare when an individual can combine the factors of team. Fischler, who feels that hockey is the most exciting spec- fulfilling a life-long passion, enjoying his work and earning It was in his senior year in college when his career as a tator sport today. "The U.S. win at Lake Placid in 1980 a living at the same time. Fischler is one of those rare in- writer began to unfold. Fischler arranged his schedule so was no doubt a tremendous boost for hockey," he sur- dividuals who unites these factors. Through his books, his that it allowed him one day off per week. On that day he mises, "Artistically the game has benefited, especially with columns in The Sporting News, and his commentary on TV prepared a newsletter for the New York Rovers, the farm the Herb Brooks style of hockey." Then there is the great telecasts of New York Islander and New Jersey Devil team of the New York Rangers, who also shared Madison influx of talent in the NHL and topping the list is, of cour- games, Fischler has established himself as the premier Square Garden with its parent club. Fischler submitted the se, The Great One, Wayne Gretzky of the Edmonton hockey analyst today. newsletter, free of charge, to the Garden, who in turn sub- Oilers. "He's just terrific," says Marv Albert, sportscaster on mitted it to the press. "Wayne Gretzky is a tremendous, tremendous NISC-TV, when contacted by The Ram. "Stan is the most After graduating with a B.A. in Sociology in 1954, player," Fischler says. "What he has done for hockey, prolific hockey writer in the world." Fischler took a job in an ad agency in Brooklyn, but shortly both on and off the ice, is a great asset to the league. His Hill Mazer, of Channel 5 Metromedia News, echoed thereafter he received a call from Herb Goran of Madison appearance and charisma is incredible." Among other per- Albert's sentiments. "I think Stan is a helluva guy," Mazer Square Garden who hired him as his Assistant Publicity sonal appearances Gretzky is expected to host a future s;|yv "1 don't know anybody around that is more Director. Thus began the saga of "The Hockey Maven." episode of the popular late-night TV series Saturday Night knowledgeable than he is." And now, Fordham is graced Fischler recounts the humorous story of the events that Live. ^ith his presence as he undertakes the role of teacher here led to his being called "The Hockey Maven." "I got that The other top players whom Fischler feels excel in the 0111he Rose Hill campus. nickname from Al Goldfarb, the editor of Hockey game today include Mike Bossy and Bryan Trotticr of the Born on March 31, 1931 in Brooklyn and raised in the Illustrated Magazine," he said. "Around that, time (1968) Stanley Cup Champion Islanders ("a terrific com- ^illiamsburg section of lhat borough, Fischler's intense there was a very popular commercial on TV for Vita- bination"), Chicago's Denis Savard, Boston's Kick Mid- li'\e lor hockey began when he was a young boy. "When 1 Herring and the guy that did the commercial was called the dleton ("a classy skater") (he Statsny brothers, and Barry n^ :i kid, every game was epic,!.'he says. "Nothing stop- 'Vita-Herring Maven'," Beck of the Rangers whom Fischler feels will have his best PL'd us from going to a game; a rainstorm, a blizzard, "Now ' maven' in Yiddish means excellence, season ever this year. lmihing." Of the original six teams in the National Hockey knowledge," he continued. "So Goldfarb said, "If we can Bui Fischler, who has seen the games greatest players '•wguc (New York, Boston, Montreal, Detroit, Toronto have a herring maven, then we can have a hockey nmven, in history, isn't ready to proclaim Gretzky as the greatest and Chicago), Fischler's favorite was the Toronto Maple too.' So my next byline read Stan Fischler, The Hockey ever just yet. He isn't even sure if Gretzky is the greatest 1 >1;ifs, although he later became associated with the New Maven." today. "You can make a case for Troltier of the Islanders, ""'Ik Ranger organization. Despite the humorous atmosphere surrounding his whom I think is a more complete player," Ire said. In I ischler candidly admits that he never thought he moniker, the Hockey Maven is not to be taken lightly. It is Fischler's new book, Hockey's 100, he lists the top 100 w"uM be a writer in the sense of earning a living, but the perfect nickname for Fischler. His opinions about players in the league's history. He feels that Grel/ky barely ^'"'•'iheless il was while he was a student at I'.S. 54 that he hockey, the game and ils players, are well respected breaks ihe lop 10. The greatest, proclaims Fischler, was the 111 legendary Goalie 1 lowe, who played inio his 50s. ••' 'eali/ed his aspirations of becoming a journalist, throughout the continent. Fischler feels that today's brand ^lu'ii my father took me to hockey games, I would make o\ hockey has several Haws. "Speed tor instance is over- As a writer, analyst on 1 V and author, i'isi'hler has ! •' 'i;'''ii of writing ;i little report on the game on the back emphasized," he savs. "I lliink hockey is too last for ils appaiently done il all. lie lias been a columnist with the : :ix 'Kiel and inside the piogiam," Sinn explained. "I own L'ond. Also the slapshol luts hurl ilu game." Here Continued on pave 21 24/THE RAM THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20,1983 but the Rams had no goals. The Rams were facing a 1-7 team that carried That all changed six minutes into ,], only 12 players due to suspension and injury. second stanza when Tom Fillipovits imalk The key word here is players, as much to the got one past Berardinelli. The ball W,K . . surprise of those in attendance at Edwards u n tered into the box where, the freshman h,, Parade, one of the Pirates, Renee Cassese, m the Bronx got a piece of it and deflecte;; was a female who saw a good deal of action. M home with the assist going to Billy Vogel. The Rams began the day looking as if thev would indeed break through with a Inspiteofthe 1-0 deficit ihe Pirates con- deluge of goals. Seton Hall's 2-4-4 alignment tinued in their defensive shell. The Ranis kept kept nine players in their own end in an at- pouring it on and got their second goal off a tempt to make the contest a low scoring af- careless play by the freshman Berardinelli. c fair. Fordham, led by strikers Jim Berisha, The young nelminder, who had a myriad of | Keith Loeffler, and Guy D'Aguanno kept goal kicks on the day, decided to give the hall 1 relentless pressure on goalkeeper Nick Berar- to fullback Kris Bachman. The on|v * dinelli. The Rams created fine chances but problem, however, was that Bachman's hack | wouldn't capitalize. was turned and an alert Constantini stole th*.- Despite the Rams' total domination, ball and put a shot along the ground, past the they had nothing to show for it midway diving Berardinelli. RAM FRESHMAN TOM through the first half. At this point the Seton Hall continued in its defensive FILLIPOVITS puts foot Pirates' Austin Uzodike broke in on uoalie posture, seemingly more intent upon keepim- into the ball against Brian Jamison on a counter attack and only a the score close than trying to win. Constan"- LaSalle. Fillipovits nice save by Jamison kept the contest tini sapped the scoring with under two scored the game win- scoreless. Uzodike had another chance when minutes remaining to make the final count 3- ning goal against he stole a sloppy Ram pass and again got a 0. Seton Hall. shot on goal. But Jamison, as he has done so "Otto really sparked us," said Schnur, often this year, made the key save. "and it looks like he won himself a starting The first half onslaught was to no avail, job." though, as the Rams still had not scored. On Monday the Rams ventured to Wor- Fordham had a lot of close calls but came up cester, Massachusetts to meet Metro Atlantic Soccer Pushes Record empty and were looking at a scoreless game foe Holy Cross. Once again it was a defensive at intermission. struggle with goalie Jamison playing a major "I wasn't really worried," said Ram role. coach Frank Schnur cf his reaction at the Jamison came up with eight saves in To 7-3-2 posting his second shutout of the season. The half, "but I was a little upset with the strikers and that's why I benched them (at the start of Rams got the only goal they needed when by Mike Sheridan wins over Holy Cross and Seton Hall after a the second half)." Loeffler hit the twine early in the second Ringo Starr's hit song of the mid 1970s, Saturday afternoon loss to LaSalle. Otto Constantini , Menas Phillipedes half. The win left Fordham with a 3-1-0 mark, "It Don't Come Easy," would be a fitting Wednesday afternoon was a day on and John McShea entered the contest as intheMAAC. epitaph for the Fordham Soccer Rams season which the Rams had hoped to break their replacements but, at first, it appeared that Rams Lose to LaSalle through 12 games. This week (he Rams once season long scoring drought (only 16 goals in the fresh bodies would not make much dif- The Rams' lone MAAC loss took place again had trouble finding the net in posting 11 contests prior to the Seton Hall battle). ference. The opportunities were still there, Continued on pane 21

Football Drops 4th Straight

b> Jack Curry College football is a very exciting sport that can be fun and pleasurable for all. However, the fun has been sparee on the Rose Hill campus thus far this season, as the Rams have come us empty in five of their six gridiron contests. Last Saturday it was the W.P.I. Engineers who claimed the triumph from the maroon and gold by a score of 22-6. Fordham performed bet- ter than expected in falling to 1-5. "We played better overall than we have in the last couple of weeks," said coach O'Neal Tutein. The Engineers entered the game with an un- defeated record, and they struggled but were still able to complete the afternoon with that same un- blemished mark. Worcester boasted some gaudy pre-game statistics that included a number 12 ranking in the country (Division 111). The Engineers also possessed the number one ranked defense and the second rated offense. Despite this, the stingy Fordham defense proved to be unphased by the awesome W.P.I, at- When the beat get* hot, dunce fever stirs with the awl, refreshingtusteofSeiigmm's? & TUP" U also stirs with the light tack. taste of Seaprum's 7 & diet 7UP' Real chart toppers, und, enjoyed in moderation—the perfect partners for dance fever. "The defense is just outstanding," said Tutein. "There is only so much they can do." The Ram defense did do a lot, but. in the end, it was not enough. Sjean Carlesimo and Ralph Rios inspired a Dance fever stirs with swarming Ram defense that held the Engineers to one first down in the opening 15 minutes. Unfor- tunately, the Fordham offense was just as stagnant as the first quarier closed with no score. Early in the second quarter the Rams failed Seven & Seven to achieve a first down and with fourth down ap- proaching Scott Atkinson lined up to punt. The versatile gridder, who had an excellent day, booted a long one which was fumbled by W.P.I, and recovered by the Rams" Jim Kastberg on the Engineers' ?0-yard-line. With this golden opportunity staring them in the face, the Fordham offense broke into a cold sweat and failed to score as they relinquished the ball to the Engineers. W.P.I., led by quarterback John Scaccioti, proceeded to march down the field. The tired Ram defense had their backs up against the wall © 1983 SfiGRAM DISIIUERS CO. N V. N V AMERICAN WHISKEY-A BIEND 80 PROOI Continued on page 22 SwerMJp and 7UP ate trademaiks ol tlie Seven Up Company ramV