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VOL. XX:111, NO. 8 SAINT AUGUSTINE, FLORIDA March 22, 1994 Flagler Professor to ·Study Effects of Chernobyl by Brian L. Thompson Gargoyle Editor-in-Chief will include people that both lived near and see the after effects." development in victims of the nuclear the site and forest workers who cleared Due to the break-up of the Soviet power plant's meltdown. Flagler adjunct professor, Dr. Gerald trees in _the contaminated forests. Dr. Union, Gamache said, the U.S. isn't worried He also said he expects to find the Lee Gamache, has received $250,000 in Gamache will conduct pilot testing of the about a nuclear attack, but instead about whole population suffering from funding from the Defense Nuclear Agency instrument this year in the Ukraine. Next terrorists exploding nuclear bombs in decrements in performance -physical and to test a new instrument on victims of the Spring he will return for four to six weeks major population centers like New York psychological. Chernobyl nuclear disaster. Gamache will to perform actual testing to be completed City. The study will be important not only "The U.S. has got a problem," he be checking for decrements in in August of next year. to find out how long people can be exposed added about the importance of the study performance associated with the nuclear According to Gamache, the Federal before they can no longer do their jobs, to the U.S. "We have got nuclear power fall-out. Emergency Management Administration and when they need to be replaced, but plants all over the place. There's seven Gamache, who teaches psychology (FEMA) is very interested in the study will also help determine the best ways to here in Florida . .. Maybe a nuclear disaster at Flagler, has been funded the last thirteen because they want to know what to do if a evacuate people, how long before farmland will happen in the U.S." years to test for decrements in performance disaster like Chernobyl occurs in the U.S. can be used again and when people can Gamache, who earned his Ph. D from in the Army due to nuclear radiation. But "We don'tknowwhat the decrements return to their -homes. Old Dominion University, has received in Chernobyl, Gamache said, there is a in performance could be as a result of an Gamache has been to the Chernobyl over $1.4 million in research funding that broader spectrum to study. explosion or meltdown at a nuclear power site before, and was the first ever to gather led to 15 papers delivered at scientific "The advantage of this," Gamache plant," he said. "How long can a fire data from Ukranian and Russian scientists meetings and conferences and 18 articles said about the study that will include only fighter fight a fire in a nuclear for use in studies of this type. The study and technical reports. 40 people, "is that all of these people, contaminated area? How long are these will use an instrument originally developed Dr. Gamache also said there are except for the control group, have been effects going to last? Chernobyl is an for brain injury, but will be used to test internships available to help compile the exposed. We're dealing with children, opportunity to researchjust such a disaster neural psychiatric or psychological information from the project. adolescents through adulthood." · The test should determine how people function after being exposed to radiation, as well as how long people can Flagler Graduate Publishes First Novel continue to carry on their duties after by Brian L. Thompson the president of the North-Central Florida prolonged exposure. The test at Chernobyl Gargoyle Editor-in-Chief Sportsman's Association. She was also named America's Gun Rights Defender of the Month for Nov. of last year by the Linda Evans, a graduate of Flagler Second Amendment Foundation. And it College 1980, will return to campus Thurs is from this experience with firearms that day, March 31 to read from her first pub Evans has drawn her stories. Sleipnir, for lished novel, Sleipnir, and conduct a book example, is described as combining Ameri signing. She will also conduct a creative can G.I.'s guarding nuclear missiles with writing workshop for students, faculty and terrorists and Viking gods creating a mythic community members. She will respond to journey of self-determination and human stories mailed to her and, written by Flagler freedom. students, and lend her expertise by advis Far Edge of Darkness is her second ing students. novel which features two Floridians as its Sleipnir is Evans' ·first novel and was main characters with scenes set in released nationally in February. The novel Gainesville. She is also in the process of is a fantasy that may be considered by some revising her third novel, Daemon ofDreams , as science-fiction. · another novel set in Florida. Evans graduated sµmma cum laude "Florida is my home," Evans said. "I from Flagler and won the ,college's creative earned my college degree right here in St. writing award. She is also only the second Augustine. I've worked in Gai~~lle, and writer from Flagler to achieve national York University Movie Writing School and now I own a home in the country... I can attention, according to Carl Horner, pro wrote scripts for movies like Young Guns. take only so many stories about big-city fessorofEnglish. The first was a scriptwriter She has been a firearms safety in misery before I start looking for the near named John Fusco who went on to New structor, a civil rights spokeswoman and est Itchetucknee tube launch!"
.•. ' OPINIONI CJ bI~I. CJ~- Editorial·__ ' Pampered Pets and Puppy Hut ·Wi-11 ·· New "Three-Strikes by Brian L. Thompson Plan· Redu<:e Prison Gargoyle Editor-in-Chief Overcrowc1ing? As if the world isn't satu But anyway, at Puppy Hut you can pay five rated enough already with fast dollars for a doggy treat and let your pooch sip on a food places, now there is afast Kanine Kola made of beef broth. :. · Thre~8st¥ikes and you're out. That se~ms to be food restaurant in Toledo, Five dollars for a little dog biscuit shaped like a the growing trend in sta~e legislat1;1re_s around the Ohio, which, get this, caters hamburger from a drive-through shaped like a dog country wnen attempting to ehmm_att'; repeat just to dogs. I've heard of house? For five dollars I'd want the real thing! Just go roach motels and puppy sa- to McDonald's, buy the little fellar an apple pie and criminal offenders. Now, a federal bill 1s a step lons, but c'mon! .______~ closer to reality after a House panel approve~ a get on with your life. It's just your dog! They eat version that would sentence repeat offenders to life Puppy Hut is a drive-through that serves pet garbage! tn prison after their 1third offense. . food shaped like little steaks and burgers, and even I think we pamper our pets too much. My a rack of ribs, for those stupid dogs who are easily mother brushes my dog's teeth, which isn't really . 1 • ,The House Judidary Subcommittee on cnme fooled by tricks like that. First of all, I've never approved measures creating 50 new federal death · pampering when I think about it. His breath is bad, ·pen.alty statutes and the ability to try juveniles 13 or understood the idea of shaping and coloring pet he eats too much sugar and over parent's weekend older as adults for violent crimes, as well as billions snacks to look like bones or mailmen. Have you ever when he was up here, we found him licking dirt. Who for crime prevention. seen a dog who has refused to eat something because needs to take a dog like thatto Puppy Hut? I couldjust it doesn't like the looks of it? Of course not! It's a pack a ball of dirt together and he'd be perfectly The new proposed legisla!ion is part of a grow dog! They eat anything. You could shape snacks into happy. ing trend towards tougher cnme prevent.Ion a~d sticks or hairballs and they'd eat it. I don't believe in pampering like dressing them more severe criminal sentences. For many, the nse My dog eats anything, including most veg in little outfits or having their nails painted. They're in crime, and espedally violent crime, sign
Jail space, or adopt a more prevent.Ive mea~ure 1 towards crime, three-:strikes may become our pnson "'. :Sht- 5 ~ e_-s- ot'\.S ; ble.. ! ,, system's third out. . ' Page 2 Gargoyle Mmch 22, 1994
C D :J : .... :; • " t. , •.• 1 ,1n1••'l f' ll!1'l · 1·11•1•rlllll!I J'lll ,it .1,1• tJ • j ' • • • 1 ...$ , ·1 ~-< ·11 ~; ·<( •' .. ~:1:,-~•-~j,~•"lf 1.. / (. -~1 ~i)- / '-/ The Need for Specialization From the Right by Alan A. Reese When I was in Washington, my hometown, I spoke English should be required for the furtherance of Gargoyle Staff to a school board member about the need for specialized reading and writing on a literal level. Students who have classes. I saw no point in forcing a person who has a good little or no interest in what symbolic value Shakespeare indication of his or her own interests to take several years included in his plays should no_t be forced to undergo of general courses which do not interest the student. It is those courses. However, they should be required to study Through countless h~ours my belief that men are happiest when they have the English to the degree that they can function properly in of thinking and talking with opportunity to improve on something in which they are today's society. These are revolutionary ideas a,nd are other people~! have come to the interested. The discussion ~th the school board mem expected to be. looked tlpon ~itl:t- c~rtaih. degrfe of conclusion that men are not a. bers continued, and I recognized the need for required skepticism, however, they are practical. · . • equal in terms of special skills. introductory courses only, and the rest of the course load Teachers would also benefit from this change of One must look at the various to be elective. For instance, a student who is interested in policy. I have many friends who are teachers, or who are ways people make.a living .. You law does not need to take a total of 12 years of mathemat studying to be, and they all tell me that the most discour would not ask a lawyer to take ics. The same is true with students whose interests lie in aging thing about teaching is having a student who is not apart and put back together an practical ar·ts. They should not be forced to take science interested in anything they are saying and, consequently, engine to an automobile. The same is true with govern courses for four years. I understand the need for ex receives a low grade. Certainly, teachers would be hap ment; one would not ask a barber for a solution to a panded opportunities; that is why I support the Fequire pier if they taught a class in which all of the students were problem of international policy. The fact is, we are all meni. of courses like "Introduction to Science" and "In interested in the subject matt~r rl_ir~ve, fuJl effort to talented in specific fields of endeavor, and when we are . - d' - ~J nJl""✓ . troduction to Mathematics." , ~uccee mg. .• ,, · removed from those endeavors, we become less produc 1 , ( tive. There is an. old saying which describes a man or "The Second Amendment doesn't guarantee the right to woman outside of his or her environment. "Like a fish out bear arms." (Rolling Stone, March 10, 1994) What people ofwater" is an excellent statement that points to the need The Voice of don't realize is that once the American people are dis for specialization. If one ·can be placed in the environ armed, there is no way to prevent governmental tyranny. ment in which he or she is most productive, society will be When Castro took power in Cuba in the 1950s, the first infinitely better off. Auto mechanics, removed from their thing he did was outlaw private ownership of firearms in environment, become unhappy and less useful. The same Reason the name of national safety. Thi"s rendered the Cuban is true with a politician. In our country, if you take a people helpless to stand up to the government. politician out of Washington, he does the same as the by Derek Parker Americans are being told that the only way to be lawyer or auto mechanic; he questions his own purpose Gargoyle Contributor happy and secure is to give up their free speech and let the and becomes unhappy. government control what tan and cannot be expressed. In the name of "political correctness" free speech and ex I like to think of myself as pression are being regulated and taken.away. The govern- - at least nominally clever ... ment says it is protecting our rights to live in a world free I like to think that there is of insulting language and expression by passing laws with nothing that I can't do if I put stiff fines. This is similar to Satlin's "laws to protect the Gargoyle my heart and mind to it and people" that resulted in thousands condemned to Siberia. dedicate myself and the Stuart Smally-isms ("I'm good Americans are being told that history is something enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it---'-people like completely different than what they have been taught. We me!"). I like to think that, but every once in a while I run are being told that Western culture is evil and corrupt Editor-in-Chief in to a secret so dark and complex that the en tire universe while every other culture is and was peaceful and utopian. Brian L. Thompson hinges upon it. Were someone to understand this minute We are being told that violence was brought to the Ameri detail, all the secrets of the cosmos would be revealed and cas on the white man's ships. Are we to believe that the Design/Layout C.Joseph BahretJr. he (or she - this is the 90s) would be as God. At that various native tribes lived utopian lives in complete har moment, all of creation would disappear and be immedi mony with one another? How idyllic and ridiculous! By Design Assistant Scott Thompson ately replaced by something infinitely more complex. their own accounts, the natives conducted brutal and Whenever I come upon one of these inexplicable vicious wars with one another. Th~ most insulting and Sports Editor AnnMarie Santamarina mysteries of life, I usually. end up struggling with it for audacious thing is that we are being told that the 1980s was Copy Editor Nathan Hurst some time before I recognize its true nature. I then file it a decade of greed and misery in America in which•only a Music Editor Joe Adragna away with all the plethora (I've been dying to use that small percentage of people prospen;d. Are we really that word!) of mysteries I've encountered. short-minded and simple? The 1980s 1was a decade irt Already taking up space on that mental shelf o' .which taxes went down, revenues went up and the median Photographers Michael Zatloukal wonders is a variety of ponderables: income increased sharply even when adjusted for infla Frank Marchetti • WhatistheappealofJoeyLawrence? ("Whoa! !mean tion. This reminds me of George Orwell's 1984in which Eric Fess . . . like . . . "Whoa!) · the government changes history tojustify its acts. ('Weare • Why can't you have your .cake and eat it too? at war with Eurasia. We have never been at war with • What is the sound of one hand clapping? Eastasia. Eastasia has·always been our friend.") Advertising • Why does every teacher assume that their class is The scary thing is that Americans. are believing all Representatives Jennifer Adams your only class? this. We are believing all this leftist propaganda out of fear Nancy Demato • Why do we have a creature called a "fly" but we don't of being labeled "not politically correct" or "not moral." have one called a "swim?" or a "walJi?" Very few are willing to stand up and declare that the Gargoyle Advisor Cindy _Pizarro • Why is Florida called ''The Sunshine State"when it emperor has no clothes. Those who do are labeled racist, rains so often? sexist, prejudiced, elitist or bigoted. The latest addition to this shelf is: ''Why are Ameri We cannot allow our rights to be taken away from us. cans so willing to give up their rights" I've been wrestling America was founded on the rights of the individual. We with this one for some time now, and will continue to work fought a war to free ourselves from an oppressive king, and Letters to the Editor should be no longer than two regular l,ettei at it because a) I'm stubborn and b) this one is too we fought a war with ourselves to abolish slavery. We didn't sized pages. The writer's student classification or faculty/sta!J important to just let collect dust on a mental shelf. do that just to fall under an oppressive government of om position should be included at the bottom, and all l,etters must The evidence that Americans are willing to give up own design and become slaves. two hundred years later. be signed. Anonymous l,etters will not be published, except their rights to people who presumably "know what's best" And so I will continue to wrestle with this mystery. under extenuating circumst,rinces All l,etters should also or are "experts" is practically overwhelming. That Americans are surrendering their rights cannot bt include the writer's campus box number so that na_mes may be Americans are being told that the only way they can doubted. Why Americans feel compelled to surrende1 verified. Letters will not be returned. Submit l,etters to the be safe is to give up their guns to the government. New their rights is not so evident, but it is vital to understand iJ Gargoyk, Flagkr Colkge, P.O. Box 1027, St. Augustine, interpretations of the Second Amendment are being we are to preserve the American way. This mystery of the Florida 32085-1027 . presented to justify the government's gun con_trol efforts. universe ranks in importance right up there with thatJoe ; These interpretations even go so far as to bluntly state the Lawrence one. ( vVhoa!)
, .. ,., •· - 1 ·, Rage.3 Gavgoyle Mr-r.h 2?. . 1?94 . ' STUDENT /FACULTY SURVEY Questions
1. HOW DO YOU RELIEVE YOURSELF FROM STRESS AT SCHOOL? 2. WHAT IS THE SCARIEST DREAM YOU HAVE EVER HAD? 3. SHOULD THE UNITED STATES GET INVOLVED IN THE BOSNIAN SITUATION? 4. IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD BUY? -'-' 11..t Tom Filgat . ;u ..) James Makowski Sophomore Professor of Business Administration
1. "I just sleep." 1. "Exercise." 2. "I drove a car through a house and 2. ''I dreamt I was in a car going in my"girlfriend was in the house." reverse having an accident and it.actually . 3. "Yes, we should try to help out came true the next day." _ l ,:e\r~tybbdy we can." 3. "I think the U.S. ought to get ; ' 4. "I'd buy a new car - a Mitsubishi involved. As to-what extent, that's better ' 3000." left to t~e peop!,e in charge." 4. A beer.
Simon Shapow Emily Adragna Freshman Senior
1. "I don't have stress from school. 1. "Music and walking." This is Florida; there's no stress in Florida." 2. "I had to go to the bathroom real . 2. "I got my hand caught in a cheese bad and I went into this room and there grater at a pizza place and they put it on were toilets, but no stalls. I tried to go in the pizza. People liked it and I had to keep the corner one, but I couldn't go because doing it." _ people kept COIJ?,ing in and talking to me." Pat Blair 3. - ''We're already involved. If we 3. "No, I think we should get more Eric Gresch College Counselor hadn't been before, then I would say no, involved with the United States and take Senior but it's too late. We can't pull out now." care of things here." I. "Yard work. You can take out all of 4. "Another ticket." 4. "A 4 x 4 Blazer." 1. "I take pills. No, I'm just kidding. your frustrations pulling weeds." I hang out with friends." 2. "I dreamt about a snake, and I'm 2. · "Someone was trying to kill me by terrified ofsnakes." sliding a giant microwave oven on a rail 3. "Not militarily speaking, but as road cart along the side ofa house I was in. much humanitarian aid as we can give." They got me. It was bad." 4. "I'd buy a house in Galway, Ireland Photos by Eric Fess. Survey by Catherine Parlow. 3. "Some type ofintervention is neces where I plan to retire." sary." 4. "I'd buy an Acura Integra." ATTENTION FIAGLER STUDENTS Get your year·roun Purchase a Ripley's Annual Pass For only $1 0 with your Flagler School LD. You'll Have unlimited visits at Ripley's Believe It Or Not! Museum, And unlimited FUN! 50% OF THE MONEY GOES TO THE BETTY GRIFFIN HOUSE
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Bits & Pieces Scholarships In the • March 26 - The Tamburitzans dance group from Duquesne University will perform two Available shows at 2 p.m. and 8 p.m. in the Flagler College Auditorium. ews The following scholarships are available: Tickets are $8: For ticket information call EMMA at Henry S. Lloyd Memorial Scholarship: $500. Poland Creating a Must be a junior or senior to apply, . 797-2800. with an accumulative G.P.A. of 3.0 or bet ter, and be in need of financial assistance. • April 1 and 2 - "The Devil and Daniel Rodney Bell Memorial Scholarship: $500. Webster" will be performed by Jewel Out of Pre-Law Must be a junior or senior to apply, the Advanced Acting Class in with an accumulative G.P.A. 2.0 or better, the Auditorium at 8:15 p.m. by Ruth Sanderson and be in need of financial assistance. Tickets are $3 for students. Garguyle Contributor Preference will be given to ah intercolle giate athletic team member. • April 1-8 ~ Senior Art Show in the For applications forms, contact Pat Carrera Gallery) · Duey in the Office of Academic Affairs, ext. 202. Deadline to apply is March 31. Sitting in his office in the elegant structured and well-defined. Students are • April 2 - The first Flagler College Ponce de Leori,Judge Richard C. Poland exposed to a rigorous and demanding Golf Tournament at 11 :30 a.m. speaks with obvious pride of his role as curriculum designed to challenge and at the Ponce de Leon Golf and stretch their intellects. The program will . advisor and coordinator of Flagler's pre Graduating Conference Center. law program. It is evident that sharing his include five senior-level pre-law courses to wealth of experience in the field of law help students develop analytical skills nec Registration is $75 a person an Page 5 Gargoyle March 22, 1994 P:, .. ~. , , .• ~1 1 _ t t_•i4i,•J •" tiq . · Prospective Graduates Spring 1994 William T. Abare III April Lyn Chick Shannon Elizabeth Evans Rachel \voni:ie Hutchings Robert Emmett McCarty III Jay Stephen Polachek Leslie L. Stanaland Erjc Karl Afexon Brian Daniel Cholmondeley Javier Walter Farfan Cedron Keith M.Jacoby Amy Michelle McChesney Joseph R. Porpiglia Richard William Steinmeyer Bruce Afan Allie Erin Christine Clary Julee Caryl Faso Joseph Nicholas Jensen Tim,othy Scott Mccurry Shannon Nkole Prentice MichaelJohn Stenhouse Lindsay Craighead Ames Nicole Stephanie Cleveland Eric John Fess Vanessa Ruby Jibaja Shannon LaDawn McGaugh Richard]. Pristas Christy Lynn Sterenberg Glenda Lois Ard Syndy Diane Conner Michael Brett Fozman Christine SusanJohnson Jennifer Linette McKinley Gabriella Marta Reed Lisa Renee Stewart Shannon Rea Armstrong - Amy Katherine Contolini Jill Lee Franck Jamie Amanda Johnson Carol Noel Mehlberg James Marion Reynolds Kevin Douglas Stowers Tawnya Lynn Armstrong Stephen Brandon Coon Gary David Frangipane Heidi LynnJordan Kathryn Lawrence Meiser Bradley R: Ridenour Melissa Marie Taylor Danielle Jeanne Babineau Frances Grace Cooper Gwendolyn Louise Frank Vadd Afan Karnes Lisa Marie Mercier Robin Marie Roberts Frances Marie Thomason CarlJoseph BahretJr. Katherine Christine Cori;oran Jodee Janeen Fry Kris A. Kofer Thomas RadcliffMignerey Tiffany Lee Robinson David Eric Thornton Suzanne Margaret Bandy Kieren Shawn Corcoran Joanne Mary Fusco Lissa A. Kostas Jessk,a Lynn Mills Elizabeth Wilson Rodgers Cynthia Torres Michael Edmund Birchall Frederick Nash Craig Carol Ann Fusey Nancy Ernaline Kuehl Matthew James Mittelstadt Tracy Lynn Roehn Alex Robert Tsintzas LarisaJean Blackman Matthew Herbert Cramer Kristin Jennifer Gawreluk Thomas Andrew Landmeier Tam~ie Ann Mohn Michael Rolandelli Gregory Afan Turchetta Stephanie Michelle Blair Catherine L. Crawford Dol!gias.Richard Gearhart Molly Elizabeth Lane Hol\y A. Monahan Jennifer Ann Roso Sterling Paige Tyler Tammy Laraine Bolt Pamela Renee Cribbs AdamJame Glasgow Margaret Mary Lang Laurie Deanne Morgan James P. Sakers Lillian S. Vaill Richard Joseph Bouchard Angela Marie Cullison Dawn Patrice Gooch Cindy D. Lanzer Bonnie L. Morocco Junichi Sakurada Tracy Lee Viens Bettina Eliza Bourne Susan Michelle Cusano Mark Sanmel Gornto Rosalind Marie LeBlanc £Aura Elizabeth Morrison AnnMarie P. Santwtarina Michael Lawrence Vining Stacey Rachelle Bradford Helena Sofie Dahlstrom Mary 9,;trolyn Gould Stacy Sarah Lee Melody Kelly Moyse James Adam Scheideman Patrici.l'D. Walker · Kerith Leigh Brandt Carrie Michelle Dec enzo Eric Brian Gresch Audra A. Lewek Lita Page Murfee . Michael A. Schluraff Sarah WoolHscroft Warburg Elizabeth F. Braz Lissette A. Decos Mark Raymond Halliday Ernest L. Little Angela Nicole Nl,lmbers Jens Schmidt David Brenton Weaver Kimberly Lee Bnmo Hilary William Dennis Jill Mwie Hampton Zachary Forbes Lively Bryan Patrick O'Toole Kristen Lynne Schmitt Kate Elizabeth Westerman Kelly Elizabeth Brydg_e_~ Jennie Beth Derix Hea~~r Lynn l!~s Mark Thomas Lowrie Daniel B. Oatis Greg Dean Scobee Richard Wightman Krfstin Lee Burdette Joseph S. Devlif! Brian Lee Henderso~ Elizabeth Ellen Luceri Af~Okell Jeremy William Shears Kristin Elizabeth Wiley Kelley Michelle ~~ke Doris May DiGiovanni Jamie Jessica Henry Edgar James Lundy III Denise Palmieri Steven R. Shineman Michael Scott Wilhelm Brian Patrick Campany Danielle Laryn Dobrosky Shannan Paige Hethcote Jessica Luquis Phi,lia E. Pantazopoulos Julie Ann Shoemaker James Oliver Williams Christopher Richard Carnley Ashley Eden Drashin ChadJude Hicks Jennifer Ann Maggio Brook Douglas Parlow Christine Laura Sikes Michelle Leigh Williams Mary Elizabeth Carswell Richard H . Ducharme Jr. John Edward Hockenberry Todd Robert Major Catherine Diane Parlow Daneene Lauren Simmerman James C. Winters Ashley N. Carter Jodi Ann Duva James Patrick Horan Kerry Ann Martin Elizabeth Danielle Peeples Stacey Lynn Smith BrettJason Witte Lisa Cavagnero Laurie Margaret Engelking CathiJo Hunt Sandra Ann Martin Jerald Paul Piatchuk Frank Eugene Sniadich Jeffrey C. Wodzinski James Mitchell Cheney Kimberley Caroline Esser Nathaniel Zachary Hurst Katherine M. McCarty Amanita Lisa Pleasant Raymond Everett Spencer Jason Christopher Young Fiesta Week '94 Special to the Gargoyle :[ Fiesta returns April 4-9 to Flagler America-the armadillo. College with La Orgia 1994, a week-long Traditional highlights celebration of Spanish food, music, lan include a feast at 6 p.m. .on guage, culture and outdoor fun. Tuesday, April 5, prepared La Orgia, sponsored by Ariel, has by club members for fac grown over its 21-year tradition into a full ulty. The film "Like Water blown week of events open to the entire for Chocolate" is on the slate college community, and, in some instances, for April 6, and the infa to the public. mous canoe races-the New this year are a workshop on Battle of the Paddle-will Teaching Spanish on Wednesday, April 6 be held Friday, April 8 at 8 at 4 p.m. in P-1, across from the President's a.m. The heart of La Orgia Dining Room. The workshop will be taught starts Saturday, however, by David Cox, who teaches in the Foreign with a full day of cooking Language in Elementary Schools program and fun at the beach to pre in Georgia. Cox teaches Spanish to stu pare for the pig roast. dents in kindergarten through fifth grade Flagler staff and a guest are in a unique program that offers elemen invited to attend free this tary students 30 minutes of foreign lan year. (Faculty are asked to guage each day. The workshop is free and contribute · $5.) The pig open to the public. roast gets underway about Also making La Orgia history this 3 p.m. Take a chair and year is a classical guitar workshop at 4 p.m. your own drink. Music and on April 7 in the Student Lounge, led by more eating continue on Ron Hudson. Hudson will appear in con late into the night. cert at 8 p.m. Thursday night in the Flagler Headquarters for the activities is a gods furiously paddling a canoe to get to SURF SHOP College auditorium. Both the workshop house on Crescent Beach, 12 miles south La Orgia, are still available for $18. For ST. AUGUSTINE'S ORIGINAL and the concert are free and open to the of Flagler College. Transportation for sev more information, contact Danielle 24 HR. SURF REPORT 824-9855 517 ANASTASIA BLVD. OPEH 10AM-6PM public. . eral of the events is available in the breeze Babineau, campus box 696, or Matt Miller, VISA'MCIAMEX Hudson, a native Guatemalan, came way: 7:45 a.m. for Friday's carioe races, campus box 744. to the U.S. at the age of 17 to continue his 8:30 a.m., 11 a.m. and 8 p.m. on Saturday, musical education. He has been touring and 10:30 a.m. on Sunday. · Writing Center Schedule since 1970, performing a varied reper The basic cost for the activities is $10 toire centered on Spanish Classical guitar for students, and $15 for alumni, before techniques, but including original pieces, April 5. Prices go up $5 after that deadline. The Writing Center will be open in K-429 selections from several Latin American ~foney raised from the activities and from according to the foilowing hours this term: countries, and works by J.S. Bach, Paul the sale of T-shirts benefits several of the Simon and Mason Williams. Hudson also charities here and abroad supported by Mon. &Wed. plays an instrumen t unusual to North the Spanish club. T-shirts designed by Tues. & Thurs. America, but common in his native South Stuart Babineau, depicting the Mexican i 1 A.M-1 P.M.., 10 A.M.-3 P.M. Page 6 Gargoyle March 22, 1994 • \. comes One subject students know very well is other stu Just plain talk in a relaxed environment. dents. How to talk to them. What makes them There are over 430 BACCHUS chapters on campuses tick. How to influence them. Which makes nationwide. If there isn't one on yours, consider starting one. students the best teachers when it comes to If there is, get involved. 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Page 7 Gargoyle March 22, 1994 . ts 61lterta1nment Juliana Hatfield Three Become What They Are by Joe Adragna Gargoyle Music Editor - '·w 21-1 · · , "l don't, •; ow," Apparently this is kind of sounds forced on the record, you Juliat,:1aHatfi~ia'sfavorite phrase. eputed know, like we were trying too hard to rock to be a tough interview, Hatfield certainly or something... " . lives up to it. What is her favorite song? "I like "I just don't answer questions I don't 'Feed Me' a lot- it's not on the album, it's want to answer," she explains. "People ab-side." · that work with me seem to think that a She is, however, a musician who is musicim 'dies if a musician doesn't talk seemingly rpore confident with the sup with everybody, like people try to make me port of a new backing band. The Juliana Special to the Gargoyle believe that I'll have no career unless I do Hatfield Three, consisting ofTodd Phillips The Juliana Hatfield Three press all the time. I'm cutting down be on drums, Dean Fisher on bass and Hatfield cause I don't really like it." on ~itar and vocals, is a group that Hatfield Is it the awkwardness of having a says she plans to keep together. ''We do know about it." praise that met Hey Babe (her 1992 solo total stranger ask you sometimes personal collaborate on the arrangements," Hatfield As for the future, Hatfield feels that debut) and Become What You Are., it would questions to be thrown out to the world in explains. "They come up with their own it is "too soon to tell" what direction her seem that the record buying public are a magazine? "No, it's not awkward, it's just parts. We collaborate, but people don't music will take. However, with the critical only too anxious to find out. kind of boring. Not all of the time, some times it can be fun." Fun? ''Yeah, you can be creative." This is what Hatfield has done throughout her seven year career in her WFCF music and her press: create. Within her music, there is an unblinking honesty that Weekly Radio ~ js nestled close to ellipiticism. She calls it ~ erself on the last song of her latest re- ~ ~ease, Become What YouAre, "I got no Idols." tl'm a liar and that's the truth," she sings. Schedule Yet just when you feel you can write off her music as ambiguous, a song like Monday "Dame with a Rod" comes along, an "in 7-11 a.m. Morning Rock your face" revenge-fantasy about overcom- 11:30 a.m. Flagler Voices . ing a rapist and killing him. · 12-3 p.m. "A Touch of tpe Classics" 111 "At this p , I don't think it's the 3p.m. Afternoon Jazz Wave WFCF 88.5 ST. AUGUSTINE, PLOIJDA greatest song," Hatfield says. "I'm not 5p.m. 'Taking A Ride on the gonna write another song like that. It just 'A' Train" (jazz interp.) 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B4 And After Show 5-7 p.m. Rock ST. AUGUSTINE BEACH (alternative rock) 7-10 p.m. Left of the Dial FLORIDA Page 8 Gargoyle March 22, 1994 ·------· ~------~, - ,. Food Review I WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO : KNOWALL THE .D l!D U~t' @@~%3UrP I FIRST, TAKE PICTURES AND I WRITE 1ABOUT ALL THE Deli Dining IS Definitely Dynamite 1 _'E~ PEOPLE OH CAMPUS, by Nathan Hurst GET TOTALLY fijijfi"U•l OUT AT Gargoyle Copy Editor DEADLINES, BUT HAVE FUN wqen accompanied by blistering cheese, meander through the streets looking for DOING IT AND USE ALL OF THIS TO Across from Flagler College in the pulped tomatoes and gooey dough. But hideous American collectibles. Laden with Lightner Building (also owned by Flagler for the true sandwich connoisseur (as the seashells and Mickey Mouse parapherna THE I BENEFIT IOF YOUR RESUME:? College) is a restaurant that brings the Earl himself was) this vegetarian's night lia, these few make co-habitating in any New York delicatessen style to North mare is a carnivore's delight. kind of food setting unbearable. Don't BE A STAFF MEMBER FOR Florida. I-laving never been to New York, Piled high on a white bread roll, the they watch the news? Florida is unsafe. THE GARGOYLE OR TOWERS! I can only assume that such an attempt has meat satisfies even the most voracious of But the Courtyard Deli is safe from them. been made by this luncheonette. appetites. Don't ever get pepperoni with The lunch was extremely enjoyable, as If you are in the mood for sand mustard and mayo :: it just doesn't work workers from the city, which the eatery THE OFFICE OF wiches, then this is the place for you. A ·that way. You have to order it with oil and rents some of the building from, also take PUBLIC IHFORMATIQH IS TAKING wide variety of sandwiches, and salads for vinegar. Ifpossible, and it usually is, enjoy siesta here. All in all, laid back and restful. APPLICATIONS HOW. those hanging on to the yuppie tradition, it on a salad to avoid those extravagant There is no excuse why you cannot 'APPLY MOHDAY'!?iflµRSDAY lt:-f are to be discovered by the intrepid diner. bread calories. Heck, go to the store and enjoy this experience too. For dorm-dwell MARKLAND HOUSE, OR IN WRITING The beverages have all the zing of an pick up a footlong stick or two. To steal a ers, look out your south window and you THROUGH CAMPUS BOX 1376. exotic emporium and the desserts look quote ·(not a picture) from the master, will see it. For those too unfortunate to live THE 1994-95 STAFF WILL IHCLUl)E marvelous. After this experience, it is 'Just eat it!" in our posh resort, the next time you're •THREE EDITORIAL possible to taste something with your eyes. The Courtyard Deli makes you want stuck in the auditorium parking lot, gaze •THREE PHOTOGRAPHY ·,, r , , When you go, and yo:!-} must go, eat to do just that. westward to glimpse a bit of New 1 •THREE GRAPHIC DESIGN .HJL the pepperoni sub. Most young adults The usual lunch diner in St. Augus Amsterdam. Hey, even New 'Vork once POSITIONS. , • -, find that this spicy meat is only enjoyed tine consists of ugly German tourists who had a different name. ALL ARE WORKSTUDY PLACEMENTS. Cinema Schindler's Lista Masterpiece of History by Bill Willard Gargoyle Contributor Schindler's . List, a film by Steven Schindler's playboy and bon 'vivant life- about how his factory is considered a "ha Spielberg, is the story of Oskar Schindler style, the quality of the black and white ven" by theJews, allows the elderly parents (Liam Neeson), a wealthy German indus film is crisp and clean, reminiscent of of a Jewish girl in hiding to become work trialist who sees the opportunities from classics like Casablanca. The beginning of ers. the imprisonment of Jews. He saves a the film is filled with romantic close-ups·of Spielberg is at his best when he films .Jewish pot and pan factory'when the own Schindler sitting in a night-club, holding a in large-scale action sequences. The liqui ers are sent to the "ghetto" along with all cigarette close to his face while eyeing a dation of the ghetto and the mass incin the otherJews in Poland, and requisitions beautiful young girl. His face is a glow with eration of the bodies cremated there, are 1100 Jews to work for him. light and his eyes shine. The beginning fine examples of his craft. The camera Schindler finds a Jewish accountant alsofeelslikeanoldMafiamovie. &hindler rapidly roams the scene creating tension, named ltzhak Stern (Ben Kingsley) to giv~s money-filled handshakes to door- then focuses hard on a particular subject. manage his books. Stern uses 1-!is new men and waiters, and wines and dines SS During the liquidation scene, Spielberg authority to saye Jews who are stubborn officials. introduces a swatch of color. It is the red about m_aintaining their social•and intel Perhaps one of the evilest antago- overcoat of a young· girl who evades the lectual status when they are being assigned nists to come from film is Hauptsturmfuhrer Germans and hides in one o{ the build "houses" in the ghetto. He knows there is Amon Goeth (RalphFiennes), the sadistic ings. Schindler watches her movement L---~------.J no future for a Jewish writer Qr musician captain a_t the camp where the Schindler's from the hill only to see her days later on or even university graduate because the Jews are held. Goe th sits on the balcony of . a wagon of corpses,at the incineration. Germans don't want smartJews. So Stern his house overlooking the camp and ran- Schindl,er's List is emotionally drain tells the German officers that these men domly shoots Jews_with a high-powered ing. After the fourth or fifth close-up of a and women are highly skilled metal work . rifle. He orders the execution of a female Jew being shot in the head, we become ers and are essential for Schindler's fac engineer who is giving design suggestions, numb. We feel for the man who is waiting tory - a recurring excuse in the film. only to take her advice. "We must not fo die, only to be saved by the luck of two Schincller's enterprise lasts for a time argue with these people," .he says as he jammed guns. We wince each time he until the liquidation of the ghetto. He and walks away from her bloody body. winces at the click of the faulty pistol. one of liis numerous mistresses witness The film grows grainy and scratchy Spielberg has treated something this on horseback, high-a-top a hill over- · when an elderly one-armed Jew is shot in special with Schindl,er's List. Any picture, looking the ghetto. Neeson's portrayal the head. Scenes in Auschwitz and the · that at the end provokes a Rabbi to stand during this particular scene is poignant. other camps are filled with black specs that and sing a mourner's Kaddish during the . 58 1/2 SAN MARCO AVE. We ca11 see through the anguish in his eyes jump across the screen. This is reminis- credits, as did happen in Gainesville, has (3/4 MILE NORTH OF FLAGLER) he fully realizes the extent of the Nazi cent of the old Holocaust documentaries, gone beyond everyday movie making, to 829-8133 atrocity. This is when Schindler begins to and the effect adds to the chaos and the crafting reality. Spielberg has gone from fight (under the guise of business preser horror. making thrilling, but vacuous action pie- vation) to save "his Jews." • A critical point in the film is whe·n tures to a film that speaks for generations 10% DISCOUNT ON When Spielberg presents Oskar Schindler, after complai_ning to Stern of sufferers. PARTS & ACCESSORIES Page 9 Gargoyle March 22, 1994 ~ Sounpgarden - Superunknown by Joe Adragna Gargoyle Music Editor The much anticipated new release Nine Inch Nails - The from Soundgarden, Superunknown, cer tainly does not disappoint, whether you are a Soundgarden fan or a new convert. Certainly, with the single "Spoonman" Downward Spiral getting loads of airplay on MTV, new fans • 7 are bound to pop up out of the woodwork. The riff-driven Superun_known drives by Sean M. Sullivan Soundgarden always remin New & Used Cassettes, CD's & lrr,ports / Buy • Sell • Trade VVe Special Or-del'"' Discount Pr-ices 196 s_A_ 312/Aiverside Ctr_ .... Next to Albertsons'"' St_ Augustine,. FL 32086 (904) 824-5740 uvvhere Music I\Aatters,, oyle March 22, 1994 -- FLAGLER COLLEGE SPORTS! bI--vcrE~ CC>I-rE-c··E '2bC>~i2 Downhill for Dave Weaver is Not Necessarily Bad - . ¾ ~!I',;{ ¢$,, ·;t J .... ~~- by AnnMarie Santamarina Gargoyle Sports Editor Ii Weaver said that, «aealth conscious ness has always been pcl!1•of my life, and I While most people would like to am very focused when t am training. It boast that they are climbing their way to does take a lot of discipline to get out the top, Dave Weaver can proudly say there and do it." that he is riding his way to the bottom. In April, Weaver will find out if he Weaver, a senior Business Administra will become a member of the Mongoose tion major, competed, in his first moun Factory team. Although Weaver looks for tain bike race, the Maryland State Cham ward to an immediate future in this capac pionships, in 1991, finishing sixth out of ity, he tries not to let it interfere with his 80 participants. This race opened a new biggest goal: to complete his college edu door for him, and he stumbled onto cation. something that he could both be good at "My goal for this year is to graduate and enjoy. from college," he said. "I realize that an Since that first race, Weaver has education is so important, because even if finished in the top 10 in every downhill I turn pro, you never know what the future race that he has entered. A downhill race will bring, and a college -education can be consists of a 2,000-foot drop in less than the foundation for many other things to two miles, with speeds up to 50 mph. The come." whole race lasts less than 10 minutes. Weaver considers the education that Weaver has also competed in cross coun he has received from racing as supple try, dual slalom and hill climbing events, mental to his college education. Trying to but he prefers downhill. get companies to sponsor him, he put a This past summer he finished sev resume together and went on interviews. enth in the National Championships, His current sponsors include Oakley, which were held in Hunter Mountain, Advocet, Inc. and Vivacce Titanium New York. Training for these events is "It is a crucial process which is essen intense, and when Weaver is preparing tial for competing," he said about the for competition his schedule is quite gru experience. "I have to portray myself in a eling. During the season (May-Oct.), he positive image in order to get.a company trains six days a week and with a heartrate let me represent it. Also, when companies monitor. A sample schedule would usu are cutting back, one of the first things to ally include riding every day for at least be cut are sponsorships and advertising." two hours at varying intensities, doing It is Weaver's ultimate aspiration to intervals and long distance rides; weight become one of the National Off,Road training two hours every other day; run ' Biking.Association (N Page 11 Gargoyle Mar~~ 22, 199~ Golf Team Shoots for Win by AnnMarie Santam~a Gargoyle Sports Editor UPCOMING HOME EVENTS Northeastern schools such as UCONN, The Flagler College Golf team Providence, University of Hartford, St. finished fourth place against fifteen other John's and Rutgers, the tea_m was in high BASEBALL teams at a tournament played in Tampa. spirits and ready to play. Senior player Beating the likes.ofBarry, Tennessee State, Dave Thornton, participating in his first March Alabama State and Western Kentucky, the tournament of the spring season, was tea,m had some individual highlights. optimistic about the upcoming event. "I Captain Scott Nolan shot 77 and 78 am really looking forward to it. I plan on 21-26 - First City Classic Tournament respectively, and Mike McGraff shot 80 having a really good game, and think the Flagler, Amherst College, Pikeville, and 75. . team will do well," commented Thornton. North Central College Time TBA The team played in Palm Coast this The team is continually gearing up for the 30 Union College 1:00 p.m. past weekend, however, the results are not Districts which will be played in Miami on yet available. Playing against several April 3, 4 and 5. 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