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THIS WEEK -----~ Suspect .. Great Porn Debate

Porn King Ron Jeremy will arrested in debate Porn Pastor Craig Gross Wednesday, Nov. 28 at 7 p.m. in the MSC Cen­ assault at tury Rooms. For more info, contact University Program Board at (314) 516-5531 . Mansion Hill

Photos by: Matthew HHI • PholO Edi/or - By PAUL HACKBARTH INSIDE (from I,En to RIGHTI Anna Koeppel, Quint Birdsong and David Watkins, UM·Kansas City bOard member (LErn, and Andrew Walker, Dianna Meyers, board chair for ASUM, discuss whether St. Louis board member, discuss the possibility of ASUM disbanding during Editor-in-Cbie! ~ UMSL prepares for the organization should disband or not. a meeting held Nov. 17 at the J.C. Penney Conference Center. Exactly one week after a juvenile reaccredidation male assaulted a female resident in Mansion Hill Condominiums, St. The first draft for the Louis City police arrested the sus­ 2008-2009 reaccredidation pect who, after campus police in­ process for the University ASUM faces un/certain future terviewed him, admitted to previous ., was released last week, and crimes on campus. administrators are looking By THOMAS HELTON dent Association (MSA) the student Quick Read dent Council (ISC) would take over "We knew who the suspect was," for feedback government group at UM-Colum­ the responsibilities of policy setting Sgt. Thomas McEwen of the Univer­ . Design Editor bia. Mizzou's student government, is and the internship program. ISC in­ sity police, said. "He was arrested . See page 3 In a letter to ASUM, members of considering dropping its members of eludes the respective student gov­ earlier last week by St. Louis City The sh\dent governinentat UM­ MSA wrote that they have "reached ASUM, the student lobbying group ernment executives from each UM police. On that Wednesday, officers Columbia is c~ling for the disband­ a consensus decision ' that the Co­ of the UM system. campus and the student curator. from our department interviewed ment of the student lobbying group lumbia campus of the University Members ofMSAcite, "The lack him. It turned out the juvenile in­ .- Get into Associated Students of the Univer­ of Missouri system should strongly said the other members ofASU1-I all of member involvement, fiscal re­ volved, while he actually assaulted sity of Missouri, but members from consider no longer being a member agreed any major reformation was a sponsibility, fiscal oversight and ad­ the woman, he was attempting to the game other campuses are not giving up institution of the [ASUM] Board of bad idea but said the board should ministrative procedures" as reasons steal her car. " just yet. Directors. " consider concerns about account­ why the board is "ineffective and McEwen said, "the suspect did Check out ASUM board members met Nov. After hours of discussion, no ac­ ability. unnecessary." indicate that he was only trying to The Current's 17 on the UM-St. Louis campus to tion was taken regarding the letter. The letter accompanied an out­ get the victim's car keys in order to review of video discuss, among many things, a call Andrew Walker, ASUM board mem­ line for the "ASUM Reform Pro­ steal her car." ¥ games and con~ for reformation by the Missouri Stu- ber for the UM-St Louis campus, cess" in which the Intercampus Stu- See ASU M, page 3 A campus- soles, including a wide e-mail Quick Read student 'on cam- from McEwen stated that at A Juvenile male pus who is devoted approximately involved in to gaming. OUT OF AFRIC!\., INTO THE PILOT HOlISE 9:24 a.m., on an assault at See page 6 , Nov. 13, campus Mansion f1ill police received a two weeks ago j report of an as- confessed to sault in Mansion another crime :1/.,.,j.:,: ... -)1£./ Hill Condomini- on campus. Ii. f" .' -' 'l urns. W.I I' . -. ,- According to the incident report, "the juvenile -"'-- ~ suspect knocked on the victim's door three times in a few minutes. The victim answered the door on all three occasions. The last time, the suspect asked to use the victim's cell phone. Men's basketball wins The victim agreed and let him into in Thanksgiving Classic her apartment." After the suspect completed his call, he punched the victim in the )it The Tritons defeat both Har­ face and ripped her clothes, the report ris Stowe and Robert Morris said. The juvenile ran from Mansion at last weekend's home Hill toward the bicycle path and the opener to bring their record victim reported a small laceration on to 2-1. her face. The suspect is being held at the See page 9 St. Louis City Juvenile Justice Cen­ ter on these charges, but because he is a juvenile, his name was not re­ leased. ON THE WEB In addition to his admittance of the assault, police said the juvenile confessed to being involved in an earlier incident in August. He confessed to stealing keys and money from a victim's purse from Web poll results: her office and later stole her car near When will you start the Nursing Administration Building shopping for the on Aug. 22. holiday season 7 McEwen said most of the same suspects are usually involved in sev­ eral campus crime incidents. Matthew Hill • PIx!!a Editor The Peace Bird dancers perform during Africa Nite in the Pilot House on Nov. 15. The dancers wore kilt-like skirts, other jewelry and See MANSION HILL, page 7 dress native to the nation of Cote d'ivoire. To read more coverage of Africa Nite, see PAGE 12. Express Scripts expands headquarters with second building Tomorrow. By PAUL HACKBARTH Quick Read of public affairs for ESI. • Black Friday. When Express Scripts completed Editor-in-Cbief Construction has started on a $30 its headquarters, which sits on 16 acres million, 181,000 square foot building of land, the company received the op­ • I already started. Less than six months after Express next to the ESI headquarters, which is tion of having first bid if it wanted to expeded to open in December 2008. Scripts, Inc. (ESI) opened its new expand to the other 11 acres, George .. I am finished. headquarters on campus, the pharma­ said. ceutical company is expanding with which opened in May 2007, Chancel­ Last Tuesday, the Fortune 500 This week's question: the construction of a second building lor Thomas George said. The second company took that offer. What were you thankful adjacent to the first one_ building will include 181 ,000 square The headquarters was built to for this Thanksgiving? Express Scripts announced last feet of office space, a three-level park­ support 1,000 employees, although Tuesday that McEagle Properties and ing garage and two surface parking George said it was more like 1,200 to Clayco, affiliates of NorthPark Part­ lots. 1,300 employees that actually work ·tf INDEX ners, will develop the new $30 mil­ Construction is expected to be there. lion building located in the Business, completed by December 2008. "It was mostly administrators and What's Current 2 'feclmology and Research Park on the "When we first opened on cam­ the IT people who canle over,' he north side of campus. pus, we had the option to do a second said. Crimeline 2 The second building will be about building, but we didn't say when," Construction equipment sits in the rain Sunday on the site where Opinions 4-5 two-thirds the size of the original one, said Steve Littlejohn, vice president See EXPANSION. page 7 Express Scripts is planning to build a second building. ·Features········ 6 II> .••. ..• r-. ..- _-= ....Jo ...... -" S I - IStay·Current _. Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Weather predictions .. ,.' , ...... taken from NOAA with this 9 .Hiltow: 39/29 Hi/Low: 49/39 HilLow: 54/35 HifLow: 40/31 HilLow: 40/31 HilLow: 38/31 HilLow: 40/31 national weather Sp?rt.s. week's weather system. ~ Cartoons/Puzzles 11i Precip: 60% Precip: 10% Precip: 20% Precip: 20% Precip: 20% Precip: 10% Precip: 30% Page 2 November 26, 2007 '1\1ERRY \VIDOW' SINGS HER HEART OUT CAMPUS The Universiry of Missouri-St. Louis Student Newspaper Since 1966 CRIMELINE STAff Paul Hackbarth. Editor-ln·Chief Carrie Fasiska. Managing Editor FRIDAY, NOV. 9 Michael Kennedy. Business Manager PROPERTY DAMAGE - Rob Borkin. Ad Director' MANSION Hill CONDOMINIUMS Judi linville. Adviser The victim reported that be­ Mabe.l Suen. Copy Editor tween 8 a.m. on Nov. 8 and 3:15 Justi Montague· Ass!. Copy Editor p.m. on Nov. 9 person(s) unknown Thomas Helton. Design Editor removed the bedroom windows on Sarah O'Brien. News Editor her Mansion Hill condominium. Amy Recktenwald. Features Editor Nothing was taken, and the inves­ Cate Marquis· A&E Editor tigation is continuing. laGuan Fuse. Sports Editor Tom Schnable. Ass!. Sports Editor MONDAY, NOV. 12 Melissa S. Hayden. Web Editor Angie Spencer. Proofreader THEFT - WEST DRIVE Matthew Hill· Photo Editor Danny Reise. Asst. Photo Editor / The victim reported a theft Distribution from his vehicle, which was parked on West Drive, between the hours of 10:45 p.m. and 12:15 Staff Writers a.m. Personal ill items and a digi­ Candace Anderson, Elizabeth Staudt, Jill tal camera were taken. The inves­ Cook, Stuart Reeves, Chris Baum, Jeremy tigation is ongoing. Trice, Uyama Umana-Rodgers, Bianca Powe ll , Greg Gatcombe, Scott Lavelock, TU ESDAY, NOV. 13 Stephan ie So leta, Christa Riley Staff Photographers DRUG VIOLATION ARREST - OAK HAll Maria Jenkins, Courtney A. Strong At approximately 1: 30 a.m. the UM-St. Louis police department Page Designers received a call for a possible drug Shannon McManis violation in progress in Oak Hall. Courtney Strong· StajfPhoIograpber A subsequent investigation result­ The Czech Opera Prague performs the operetta "The Merry Widow" Sunday Nov. 18 at the Touhill Performing Arts Center. Cartoonists ed in the arrest of one suspect for Elizabeth Gearhart. 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Open to M-St. Mail 388 MSC g nt and multi-faceted debate, all Hill reported that she was assault­ Louis smdents and al um ni . 2 One University Blvd . aspects of the Pomoe,'Taphy issue ed by a black male juvenile. p.m. to 3 p.m in _78 M . For S1. Louis, MO 63121 will be discussed and examined. The suspect is known to the more infonnation: 5111 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. in 366 11SC. victim and the campus police. He For more information: 5531 Bed the scene after the assault and ON THE MB is still at large. A Clery notice was Ribbon Cutting released to the campus, and the Campus Recreation's Bingo Extravaganza will be held in the Pro­ investigation and search for the Ribbon utting and reception vincial House on Thursday, Nov. 29 at 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. suspect is continuing. to inaugurate the ope ning of the THURSDAY, NOV. 29 Hispanic Ch,unber of Commerce http: //www.thecurrentonlin~.com FRIDAY, NOV. 16 of Metropolitan St. LOlli on the Is That Your Final UM-St. Louis campus. 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By JEREMY TRICE lurking in the parking areas. Roesel­ By PAUL HACKBARTH accredidation process, compiled the report from certain committees from Staff Writer er responded that the garage would Edilor.in·Chie! be "better lit and brighter than most the various parts of campus and the of the parking areas." Accreditation Steering Committee. The new South Campus parking Roeseler also said resident of­ "This is the first draft for com­ garage, safety in lots and faculty ficers would be primalY security, Last week, UM-St. Louis released ments by faculty, staff, students and draft one of a self-study for the pro­ parking spaces were all hot topics and he recommended the students administrators," Cope said. "Com­ cess of reaccredidation, which is set of discussion at the Student Govern­ "program the phone number for the pleting the first draft now allows us to take place in the 2008-2009 aca­ ment Association's townhall meet­ University Police Department" into to see what is omitted and needs to be demic year. added, or needs to be more concise." ing on Nov. 14. their phones. Danny Reise' Assistant PIJOIO Edilor University Police Chief Bob Ro­ In addition, Roeseler said, "patrol As Provost Glen Cope explained, The campus community can re­ Leo Gutierrez, (RIGHn director of Parking and Transportation, "Every university and college has to eseler and Director of Parking and would be increased" and mentioned view, edit and provide feedback answers questions during the Parking and Safety Townhall meet­ go through the accreditationlreac­ through the end of January 2008. In Transportation Leonidas Gutierrez, an escort service, where police offer ing Nov. 14. SGA President Bryan Goers (LEFT) and UM-St. credidation process at least every 10 the spring, the steering committee answered questions from students rides to individuals' dorms, apart­ Louis Police Chief Bob Roeseler listen on. years unless they do not wish to be will review the comments and during about issues regarding parking and ments or vehicles on campus. accredited." the summer 2008, a second draft will safety on campus. Students .also brought up con­ Accreditation teams from the be produced. The construction of the garage cerns about how faculty members Coonrod said. concerns about parking spaces and Higher Learning Commission of the on South Campus near the Nursing are able to park anywhere in lots "You shouldn't be paymg for stickers. Cope said the final draft will be North Central Association of Col­ due around October 2008, and more Administration Building is behind while students cannot. Roeseler said something you're not using," Ro­ "Most motorcycles use a single leges and Schools is expected to visit drafts will be available for review in schedule, according to Roeseler. He the Faculty Senate voted that right eseler said. parking space or there are two to the campus in December 2008 to said the garage would open "30 to to faculty members. Students also asked about how a single parking space," Gutierrez the future. evaluate UM-St. Louis. "Eventually when we are sure we 45 days behind schedule." Students living on campus asked they can get parking passes for mul­ said. "A lot of motorcycle parking The National Council on Higher have everything in the draft in pretty The original date for the garage about residents not being able to tiple vehicles, or if they could get spaces are not necessary if there are Education Accreditation reviews the to open for use was set for after win­ park for free on campus. other license plates registered under only very few motorcycles that park good form, there will be a final edit process, and then the decision goes to so the whole thing reads well and ter break, but with the delay, Ro­ Roeseler mentioned Mansion one parking sticker. on campus." the U:.S. Department of Education. eseler said the garage would open· Hill residents are not charged for Roeseler said the reason behind The meeting closed with a mes­ is comprehensive and concise," she Cope said if universities are not "a few weeks into the upcoming parking despite 85 percent 'of the having a sticker for each car is that sage from Roeseler, reminding stu­ said. accredited, students are not eligible semester" and would contain "250 condominiums belonging to the "there are the few 'hustlers' who ruin dents that because students pay for Students, faculty and staff can for financial aid, while faculty mem­ to 270 spaces" for students, faculty University. things for everyone. There would be parking and safety on campus, they provide feedback at https:llwww.fu­ bers cannot receive grants. sion.umsl.edu/accreditationllogin. and staff. Curt Coonrod, vice provost for people who would say 'I have three should use the services that campus The first draft is a collection of re­ cfm through the reaccredidation The amount of parking spaces Student Affairs, said he agrees with cars, I need three passes,' and would security and parking provide. sponses to the criteria of the Higher feedback page of My Gateway. The for residents has yet to be decided. residents paying for parking. go sell them to their friends." "You're paying for your own Another issue brought up by "There should be a way for resi­ For students driving motorcycles safety and security. Call us, use Learning Commission. submissions are private and will be anonymous unless individuals sign students was the stream of muggers dents to park on campus for free," to campus, Gutierrez answered their us." Associate Provost Judith Walker de Felix, who is coordinating the re- their names.

~~~~)fr?r~pq~~? D' Andre Braddix, project support cy regarding the price of textbooks. UMSL Pike specialist from the Office of Student The policy states that ASUM Affairs at UM-St. Louis, was pres­ would oppose any legislation adding ent to give a quick orientation for to the cost of textbooks, and support the ASUM board and go over the any that decrease prices. fraternity board members' responsibilities as In addition, with a unanimous a group. vote in support of the new policy, At the meeting, before the letter the interns can now start working on and proposed reform were brought legislation that is expected to hit the rebuilds forward, members from the UM­ Missouri House and Senate floors Rolla campus said there was a need this spring. for more communication between Despite this news, UM-St. Louis members of ISC and ASUM. will not have any interns this year. David Watkins, board mem­ However, according to Walker, 'after fire the interns work for the good of the ber from UM-Kansas City, said the SGA leadership on the Kansas City system and do not lobby for particu­ By JEREMY. TRICE campus does not communicate with lar campus interests unless outlined them. Watkins said called the lack of in the legislative policy approved by sraffWi"iter interaction "ridiculous." the board. Regardless of some complaints, In an update from Goers about Last November, the Pi Kappa Al­ UM-St. Louis SGA President Bryan ISC, he said the organization is send­ pha frafernity lost not only its house Goers was present to represent ISC. ing a letter to. the Board of Curators to an accidental fire, but also a fellow Walker said communication between about Darfur divestment and another brother, Brian Schlittler, who died in ASUM and ISC members at UM-St. letter calling for the student repre­ the fire on Nov. 29, 2006. Louis was better comparably. sentative of the board to have a roll The legislative policy of ASUM call vote. Now the fraternity brothers are Danny Reise • .-\sfistmJt PboIa Editor starting a campaign to rebuild the was put to a vote at the meeting, but The roll call vote would be a for­ burnt house for their fraternity. . A student demonstrates the proper way to use a knife and fork at the Etiquette Banquet. the policy was relatively unchanged mal non-vote in order for the students Since the campaign started, Ja­ other than the addition of a new poli- to have their voice on the record. son Bright, president of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity, said the Pikes are working hard to get back the house Etiquette Banquet serves they lost. "The majority of finances are be­ ing handled by our alumni associa­ The Institute for tion," he said. more than good manners Bright said the fraternity has a 'Vomen's and ~nder capital campaign dedicated to rais­ By SARAH O'BRIEN Everding'S etiquette advice has tute.com reads. Studies ing money. This campaign includes been published in numerous ne,vs­ "Panache that Pays" is Everd­ events such as poker and golftourna­ News Editor papers, and ing's latest novel that focuses on ments as well as an alumni banquet has landed teaching young urban professionals \vith a silence auction. On Wednesday, Nov. 14, Career her guest sta­ and college seniors the best behav­ lnaddition, Andrew Walker, mem­ Gender Studies: It's Not J ust for Women Anymore Services hosted its annual Etiquette tus on shows ior for social and business dinner ber of Pi Kappa Alpha, announced at Banquet in the Millennium Student including, meetings from making a toast to I the last SGA meeting the "Engraved Center Century Rooms. "Good Morn­ splitting the check" Brick" program, where student orga­ Chartwells proyjded a four­ ing America" Career Services has held the nizations or individuals can purchase course meal of soup, salad, main and the BBe. Etiquette Banquet since the winter bricks engraved with a message. course and dessert as well as cof­ She has semester of 1003, Teresa Balestreri The bricks will be used to create WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU? fee to those in attendance at the Wlitten two said. four walls of the Chapter Room in banquet that lasted one and a half books on Maria Everding "The total cost of the cvent each the new house. hours. etiquette, the semester is about $2,500." Bal­ A Certificate in Women's and Gender Studies Bricks come in three sizes: four­ Etiquette Consultant As a part ofthe banquet, nation­ first titled estreri said, "We brought in roughly by-eight-inch, which cost $100 and - develops students' creativity and flexibility, ally recognized social and business "Pretty as a Picture" accompanied $1,200 this semester." - teaches students to work collaboratively and respect diversity; and include four lines of text; eight-by­ etiquette consultant Maria Everd­ a course in "manners, poise, and eight inch, which cost $250 and in­ - encou.rages students to become irmovative and competitive in the ing guided students and other at­ style for young ladies," Everding's See ETIQUETTE page 7 clude eight lines of text; and 12-by- tendees throughout the meal. Web site ht1p ://ww,v.etiquetteinsti- classroom and on the job. 12-inch, which cost $500 and include 10 lines of text. The deadline to buy bricks is Fri­ day. Dec. 7. The bricks can be pur­ chased online at ht1p:llwww.brick­ A Certificate in ~nder Studies will strengthen your srus.com/order/zetaphi. UM-St. Louis degree and prepare you to get the "The goal is to raise as much money as quick as possible," Bright job you want. said. "Finances are still needed to help complete the project," he said. "There are different stages that will be completed as money becomes available. " While the house was completely paid off, Zeta Phi Housing Corpora­ University of Missouri - SL Louis tion was inactive for 10 years, so no College of Arts & Sciences insurance was in place to cover the The Insti~ for Women's & ~nder Studies damage. 212 Clark Hall The chapter house located at 8826 One University Boulevard Natural Bridge Road is currently un­ st. Louis, MO 63121-4400 der construction. 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OUROPiNIO EDITOR'S VIEWPOINT Fine wine and dine at number nine What is it re­ this was not yoar ally like inside the normal toasted ravi­ walls of#9 Bellerive oli or dried out pizza. Acres? The buffet included Just a few step­ some of the fanciest ping stones away food I had ever seen, from Benton Hall, even for Chartwells. over West Drive and Bacon wrapped through the woods, spicy shrimp. Some is the chancellor's sort of pate. And des­ residence, where serts I cannot even Thomas George and begin to descnbe, his wife Barbara except for one, apple By PAUL HACKBARTH Harbach, professor ...... slices covered with of music, live; very Editor-in-Cbie! chocolate syrup. comfortably, I might At this time, add. I pondered, does The average student does not Chartwells regularly cook the chan­ always get a chance to meet top cellor's dinner, lunch or breakfast? administrators, especially in the pri­ Do Tom or Barbara even know bow vacy of their own home. However, to cook? My probing subsided after the Friday before Fall Break, I, along taking a quick peak into the state-of­ with a handful of other lucky student the-art kitchen. leaders, received an invitation to the The chancellor's house, I daresay, T OM SCHNABLE CARRIE FASJSKA ANGIE SPENCER chancellor's residence. did not exceed my expectations. The I parked on the street in the Bel­ paintings, the marble-like fioorsand .Issislmil ports Editor Jlallagin.~ Editor Pmojl'eader lerive Acres neighborhood before fireplace, the piano in the corner, the I received a warning that the chan­ large bookshelf full of leather-bound ''I'm thankful for my girlfri end "I'm thankful fIJ I' potatoes and "I'm thankful for my parents, cellor's neighbors are picky about books, which I pictured Tom and and Missouri Tiger footbal l." to be aliv e." education and my friends." where people park but was reassured Barbara reading while sipping from that my choice for a parking space a large collection of wine. I expected would be fine. these fine fumishings. Timidly, I entered the chancellor's What I did not expect was their humble abode and was promptly public relations coordinator to ex­ given a nametag and told hard liquor plain the different types of wine to a and drinks 'were to the left while wine wine virgin ("you mean the stuff in was to the right. the box just doesn't cut itT'). As one of the first guests to arrive, Students gathered to learn bow the mood could only be described as to swirl wine around, how much to awkward at first, asswningly because pour, how long the grapes stay on some of the guests could not believe the vine and so forth. All the choices they were in the chancellor's house were within a college student's price and were on edge about how to be­ range, $10-$20 and none came in a have. box_ Groups were forming, including After some impromptu speech~s, one with the chancellor's wife de­ including the chancellor who an­ scribing how she got started in music. nounced, "This is really your house. EDITORIAL BOARD The chancellor's butler, I presume, Your money pays for this," I ques­ SARAH O"BRIEN PAUL H ACKBARTH JUSTI MONTAGUE and his public relations coordina­ tioned whether tllis was something 1 .. _-...... •- , . Pau l Hackbarth Sern Edirur Edilor-in-CbieI Aassislanl Copy Editor tor, took coats to an unknown room needed Elliot Davis to look into. Carrie Fasiska downstairs. I kept mine, not knowing I decided against it, put away my Sarah O'Brien ifI would have to venture downstairs reporter's cap for the night and en­ Amy Recktenwald "I'm thankful for Puerto "I' m thankful for the "I'm thankful for the myself to retrieve it later. joyed au evening chatting with UM­ (ate Marquis freakin' Rico, beaches opportunities that lie ahead memories, even though they Chartwells catered the event, but st. Louis' elite couple. LaGuan Fuse and sun." of me." weren't ~o great." 11°f ,,' ~. Tom Schnable STAFF ,. , Thomas Helton

"Our Opinion" reflects the majority opinion of Piss tests for all valedictorians the Editorial Board What do Barry available to people Bonds and the over­ who are not ill?" WEW ANT TO achieving brown­ In a separate state­ nose of your high ment, the BMA said, HEAR FROM YOU school class that " .. _people are willing beat you to Vale­ to endure major sur­ As a forum for public dictorian and got gery to enhance their expression on campus, accepted to an Ivy visual appearance, so The Current we lcomes League school po­ they may be willing to letters to the editor and tentially have in do so to improve their common? Perfor­ cognitive ability as guest commentaries THOMAS H ELTON M ATTHEW H ILL LAGUAN FUSE from students, faculty, mance enhancing welL" Design Editor Photo Elii/or Sports Editor drugs. For now, we can staff members and oth­ Bonds' current By STUART REEVES set aside the debate on ers concerned with issues ''I'm thankful for baseball and ''I'm thankful for freedom of "I'm thankful for my family legal issues aside, the rampant, and often relevant to the University Staff Writer college football." speech and live music." and thankful to be alive." the British Medi- inappropriate, diagno- of Missouri- St Louis. cal Association has sis of attention deficit highlighted the need for public de­ hyperactive disorder in children, and bate au the use of cognitive enhanc­ look at the bigger picture. . Letters to the edi­ ing drugs in a recently published Competition in academia and the tor should be brief, and paper titled, "Boosting Your Brain­ workplace has gotten to the point that those not exceeding 200 power: Ethical Aspects of Cognitive we may actually condone the use of words will be given pref­ Enhancement. " drugs to boost productivity. erence. We edit letters Let me spell it out for you. Pre­ Riddle me this Batman, how do scription cognJt1ve enhancement we tell our children not to use per­ for clarity and length, drugs are those substances that can formance enhancing drugs in sports, not for dialect, correct­ be used to boost concentration and but allow them to do so in the class- ness, intent or grammar. memory. room? All letters must include a • Performance Both Ritalin and Adderall are We are in an era where every daytime phone number. How do you feel about prime examples. These drugs are not grade, every test score, every extra­ Students must include Enhancement Drugs just for calming down the hyper kids curricular and recommendation letter their student 10 numbers. in class anymore; they have also been matters to get into college and post­ Faculty and staff must the topicS we've covered? • Military Recruiting proven useful for late night, last min­ graduate programs. include their title(s) and ute cramming.sessions for exams. The ability to memorize that extra department(s). Editor-in­ As Dr. Tony Calland, chainnan fistful of vocabulary words or equa­ chief reserves the right of the BMA's Medical Ethics Com­ tions could make the difference be­ • Submit a letter to the editor mittee, put it, "We know that there tween Ivy and a place in the board­ to respond to letters. The You can make your voice is likely to be a demand by healthy room one day or not. Current reserves the right • Write a guest commentary individuals for this 'treatment.' to deny letters. However, given that no dmg is heard in a variety of ways! • Visit our online forums risk free, is it ethical to make them See VALEDICTORIANS, page 5 Guest commentaries are typically longer (gen­ erally 400-600 words) on a specific topic of in­ terest to readers. If you are interested in writing UNDER a guest commentary, please contact The Cur­ By Danny Reise • Assistant Photo Editor rent's editor-in-chief.

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Do not get me wrong, I take no giarism scandals make headlines Be all you can be: Military recruitment targets poor, uneducated 'outh issue with the increased pressures over the years. As a hopeful career of competition in academia. In fact, academic, I rue the day that we find I see it as a good thing. Innovations out Nobel Prize Laureates are toss­ Have you ever thougbt about tion, Social Security, people about join­ that the rise in recruitmlt tactics for in technology, for one example, are ing back brain boosting pills. joining a branch of the military to and employment ing the military. It is yOlU1g people is worki~. help out with college costs? I have. programs, the Bush even worse for high I am not saying I n against the most often tbe result of competing I would even be curialis to hear It seems like the perfect ride, you administration has school students. military whatsoever, ut I think, for research initiatives. what our own UM-St. Louis faculty are offered stability, employment, a put the life of high No Child Left people of all ages, jning the mili­ However, I find the prospect of and administrators would have to college education, personal develop­ school students on Behind is another tary should be a ch(~e of service to telling our children that it is okay to say on the topic. How is a profes­ ment and even a chance to see the an uncertain path, contributor to this our country and n(a means of es­ take a drug targeted to treat a con­ sor to react if he/she finds out their world. and what looks bet­ phenomenon. You caping a low socic;conomic neigh­ dition they do not have in order to star pupil in a course was treading Who could turn that down? Poor ter to them than the know, the funny thing borhood. get a better test grade completely this precarious path? children in urban schools cannot. GI Bill? about laws being If we want to Id the push for the unpalatable. So there you have it, folks. As far That is how the poverty draft was Here is the worst ~ passed in Congress poverty draft, have to stop the I absolutely think there needs to as I am concemed, one man's Su­ created. part-the average By JUSTI MONTAGUE is that little things get military from prling on low income be a debate on this topic. We have perbowl is another man's SAT, and The poverty draft is a policy tbat payout on the GI Bill added on to bills that youth and yout'of color, and create Assistant Copy Editor seen a fair number of academic pla- all scholars need to "play clean." targets young people in low-income is a little less than most people never real altemativf to military service. communities for militarv recruit­ $2500 a year. Here in America, we even know about. NCLB seems like This means bf:er funding for public ment. The military uses the rampant really know how to thank our sol­ a great law from afar. schools and ~lleges so that every­ poverty and the uncertain futures of diers for their loyalty! Get the children a better educa­ one, regardleS of race, sex, religion, Get your fix. Every Monday. high school students as a means to The second, although not as tion? That is a no brainer. But there or socioec(lomic status, has the entice them into military service. prevalent, reason for the poverty is a catch. prospect o:fin equal education and It all looks good on the outside draft is the excessive and aggressive No Child Left Behind mandates the oppor1Jlity to fulfill the great right? Wrong. The poverty draft has military recruitment campaign. You that the names and contact informa­ Americanlream-without going to \[hr (iuffrnt a hard racist edge to it. The military cannot drive down the street with­ tion of students wishing to receive Iraq first. specifically targets schools that have out seeing a billboard of some fine, federal aid for college are given to a large population of African Ameri­ upstanding looking college age kids military recruiters. can and Latino students. looking like a kid in a candy store in Until activists began educating There is one large reason for the their fatigues. high schoolers on how to have their joining up of these low income high You cannot tum on the TV with­ names removed from this list, public school students by the thousands ..It out seeing an ad about how the army schools were basically selling stu­ is the deliberate cut in funding for will make you more efficient, more dents' names to the military in ex­ public schools in America to give knowledgeable, more courageous, change for federal funding. LEGAL LAUGHS more money to corporations, the and most of all, "all that you can Choosing military service is liter­ BROUGHT TO YOU BY UMSL' S NEIGHBORHOOD LA W F1R.M wealthy and the military. be". ally a life or death situation for yOlU1g The Bush administration claims The military spends an approxi­ people. There have been over 2,000 there is no money for programs like mate $3 billion dollars a year on American men and women killed in Medicaid, Medicare, Social Secu­ advertisement. It is becoming more Iraq, while over 15,000 have been A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. VlThile walking rity, or employment programs, but and more fi:equent to see common wOLmded. through the streets, a car was involved in an accident. As expected a somehow, there is always money to itcms from youth culture like video Vv'hen we notice that 58% of sol­ large crowd gathered. Going by instinct, the lawyer was eager to get to fuel the war in Iraq. games, cars, music and concerts as a diers killed in Iraq were between the the injured, but he couldn't get near the car. Being a clever sort, he By taking money from educa- way for recruiters to approach young ages of 18 and 25, it becomes clear started shouting loudly, "Let me through, Let me throughl I am the son of the victim. " SCIENCE COLUMN The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey. Fall leaves vibrant colors for leaf viewer)

Fall is my favorite time of year, ent. These colors come fron pig­ TRAFFIC TICKETS / DWI 989-1492 but September brougbt predictions ments called anthocyanins. of a dull fall for foliage following These pigments are not ~)ically a dry summer and early spring that present through the growinfseason LAW O F FICES O F was cut short by a sudden retum of but are manufactured with tl:· sugars M. BOEVINGLOH winter. remaining in the lcaves aftcthey are A LIMITE D LIABI LITY COMPANY Many leaf peepers expected trces sealed offrom tbe branch. 11ey typi­ to tum bmwn and drop their leaves cally are produced in the iiI. TI17 Nanural Bridge Rei, 203 1 St. Louis. MO 63121 1314.989.1492 1 Fax 314.989.1403 i Tickeis)y Boevinglollcom in short order. As the leaf breaks dO"l, all these Fortunately, the leaf season was other pigments fade awY and only longer and more colorful than ex­ the brown pigment tannl remains. pected. Interestingly, the roduction of By CATHERINE Unseasonably ,-\-arm fall temper­ red pigments may be !'Sign of stress M ARQUiS-HOMEYER atures followed b\" a linle rain and for the tree. mildly cool and warm weather con­ Scil!1lce Co/ulIIl1isl While scientists nderstand the spired to bring us more color and to whole process of faJ color well, the Take control of your extend the fall color season \vell be­ reason for the colotul show is less yond two weeks of peak in October. of chlorophyll during the SW11l11er. In clear. life. Take control of It is now late November. and many fall, the changing length of days and Xanthophylls md carotenoids trees still have leaves. changing temperatures cause the tree play an importantrole in photosyn­ your sexual health. The other surprise is the color. to lose its chlorophyll, allowing the thesis by helping 0 capture light en­ Rather than brown, many trees went other colors to show through. ergy but the bel'fit of anthocyanins with red or a usual mix of colors. As the tree grows in spring and is less clear. Every year, you see a few multi­ SUIl1l11er. the green chlorophyll in the One possibl,reason, suggested by color trees, but this year, we were leaves that the tree uses in making entomologists. is to warn off insect treated to a number of trees decked carbohydrates is constantly replaced. pests. There 1 some evidence that out in an array of colors, from green Chlorophyll must be replaced, as the color red ,iscourages aphids. to red. it breaks down with exposure to the Trees m tl leave more carbohy­ Several trees sported both gold sun. drate behin, in leaves to convert to and red, especially here on campus. As the days shorten, the length of red anthoc.anins because the robust How appropriate that the trees should night reaches a thresbold value and color may' discourage insects from show the scbool colors. deciduous trees begin to gradually laying eg[> in the plant. There was a great deal more red in seal off their leaves and chlorophyll Of colfSe, the tree has to sacrifice the trees, even when they sowed their is no longer replaced. some of the carbohydrate it made unusual yellow or orange tones. On As the chlorophyll vanishes, and stOl ~d during the summer to do one lovely afternoon in November, 1 yellow and orange pigrnents show so but i may be a good trade off. Planning took a walk down the street and was through. The yellow pigments are An/ther theory is that the red and showered with red, yellow and or­ called xanthopbylls and the orange purpltanthocyanins have a sunscreen ange leaves falling like snowflakes, pigments are called carotenoids .. and effec

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INGREDIENTS: ASUM, Mansion Hill, Af­ rica Nite, Express Scripts, Parking, Reaccredida­ tion, Etiquette Banquet, Thanksgiving, Chancel­ lor's Residence, Barry Bonds, Valedictorians, Military Recruitment, Video Games, Wii, Call of Duty 4, Arianna String Quartet, Boys Like Girls, Upright Ani­ mals, basketball, Roller Hockey, After Hours 6 ~he Q:urrrnt November 26, 2007 GAME REVIEW Gaming: Call of Out 4: Modern Warfare Not just for closet geeks By THOMAS HELTON Design Editor anymore Infinity Ward broke out of the World War II first person shooter (FPS) geme tbat brought them a very By AMY RECKTENWALD high reputation with Call of Duty 4: Features Edito r Modern Warfare. Its first non-WWn game is also its first to be rated M for mature. There once was a day when there Modem Warfare strays away from was no such thing as cell phones, the typical story with war games in­ home computers, Intemet or video volving a good-guy bad-guy arbitra­ games. But most (ok, some) of us tion and jumps into a storyline that cannot remember those days at all. drew much skeptism in the past. Growing up with technology and The player goes back and forth video games seems second nature to as both a member of a u.s. Marine college students, and Andrew Primm Recon squad and as a British SAS is no exception. Special Forces. A few other times Primm is a junior English major. as well, the story takes the player to and an avid gamer. His interest in other roles in a flashback style. gaming started early. Whilc going back and forth, the "1 first started when I was vel)' lit­ Screenshot from Call of Duty "'I.11,.o~[]el·n Warfare. story stays well intact and is easy to tle," Primm said. "Actually, as long follow, as well as fun. As a Brittish as I can remember. I had an uncle SAS, the player is staged in Russia player mode. Players can expect to who had an original Nintendo. When 'where ex-Soviets are trying to obtain beat the single player mode in about Call of Duty 4: 1'd go over there, 1'd beg to play. I nuclear weapons to return the coun­ 6-8 hours. However, like most FPS grew up with video games." try to its previous statc of mlc. games on the market today, the multi­ Modern Warfare His favorites are "mostly adven­ At the same time, the U.S. solider, player and online modes are the most ture type games, like legend of Zel­ known as Sgt. Paul Jackson, is on the extensive and seemingly never end­ da. But 1 also like platformers like ground in a nameless Middle East­ ing. XBox 360: Mario Brothers." He said, "1 also like ern country where a nuclear weapon Modem Warfare is available on ***** RPGs." detonates. Jackson is on his way out Playstation 3, Xbox 360 and PC. His favorite RPGs are Skies of Playstation 3: of the area via helicopter when the Each console offers a Ul1ique game ***** Arcadia, the Final Fantasy Series and bomb goes off. play with the same interface and the Suikoden series. He named Final For game play, anyone who has game play. PC Computer: Fantasy IV, sold in the United States ever played a Call of Duty game can Plays tat ion 3 provides games as Final Fantasy II, as his favorite of expect to catch on quickly, but the in high definition as well as some the series. ( "Final Fantasy IV is a traditional story and exhilaration provided are of the best graphics on the market. unrn.:cedented by Infinity Ward. Their online service for gaming is Ul1attractive to PC only gamers. For RPG, and one of the. first to have a :Ylulti-player mode does not offer also free, unlike Xbox 360. PS3 is those who have the leading graphics good epic story," he said. Primm said any big surplises but ties together the sub-par because of the availabi lity of cards, this game will be somewhat game with locked items and upgrades games, but with this release, interest better, but there are still limits to as a player gains experience points in the PS3 will become greater with is limited more by movement. I play" video games (XP) in that mode. There are default the better graphics, larger hard drives C6n,nllt,.r hardware capa­ With a controller, either PS3 or to get away from real­ cia s sets, but like most games, there and free online play. not come as standard Xbox, the analog sticks provide for is a lot of room for modification. Xbox 360 has a larger online au­ fluid and natural movements, while ity. It's a fun thing to Perhaps the only non-positive of dience due to an earlier release date the capabilities of a keyboard keep do for about an hour or the game is the duration of single than PS3 and the \\ii. Microsoft ex- the user limited in movement. so, but then I get bored :with-it.

TOP N -Andrew Primm Avid Gamer Nightmaresf or he likes all the re-releases" that Square garners is doing with the Final Fantasy series onto newer systems. While he loves games and gam­ 10. A 10-year-old from ing, he does have some limitations to France just pwned you what interests him, although he said with the Dolphins in he likes "pretty much everything." Madden 2008. He is more interested in console games than PC games. He said, ''I'm not into sports games or first person shooters." He also said he is not very inter­ Sony Playstation 3 Computer (PC) Nintendo Wii Microsoft Xbox 360 ested in simulation games. "I play video games to get away from reality. It's a fun thing to do for about an hour or so, but then I get bored with it." What he does like in a 9. The batteries in your game are goals, storylines and chal­ wireless controller die. From MUDs to Halo online lenges. "I kind of like it in a game when they give you set goals to meet 8. A thunderstorm or to work out storylines," Primm knocks out the power. said. "Solving puzzles is always cool. Not easy puzzles, but elegant 7. PC users ... pop-ups, puzzles." community contiues t grow Electronic versions of games are enough said. not the only ventures that have inter­ ested Primm. He was also involved 6. AFK. Whether it is RPG in terms of how to advance in knowledge on how to actUally make for them and they have nice with a tabletop game. you, a teammate or By AMY RECKTENWALO the game. The basis for an RP1 is things. Being able to make fantastic in Ashenvale," Merrill said. "I didn't start Ul1til last year," the last enemy it is an­ Features Editor to build and live out the life of your things is a plus. Some like the com­ 1 am a sucker for good elves." Primm said. "Although 1'd been noying. character, making gains based on petition aspect, which see to be a based online games may be interested. I had some friends who played and they asked me to join." PC games may have their place how well you maintain the charac­ major tenet in American soc ety." a slow death, but with new He said the group played for three to 5. Spawn campers, and in the hierarchy of gaming options, ter rather than how many bunnies or Whether for escapism, ompeti­ like Halo 3 hitting the market, four months, then the semester ended tion, socializing or just pia n play­ the ultimate, being but just instal1ing a game and playing ducks you can slaughter. games are far from a thing of and they quit. no-scoped by a spawn it out is not the only option for your "Usually an RPG has stats all acting, graphical online ga es ap­ In fact, going online may About his tabletop experience, camper. computer. Online games have had a over the place and is prone to min­ pear to be more popular, e en for a requirement for any Primm said, "It's so much different. place in the gaming world since the maxing and twinkage by those more Merrill who codes for a te based succes~tut game. There aren't set goals to accomplish. late 1970's. interested in winning," said Tom game. after The Sims2launched, Most of the game is decided by the 4. "You have been Those early MUD (multi-user Merriil, head programmer for The "It's more data faster v ·th the Online became another player and not the DM (dungeon suspended from Xbox dungeon) may have only involved Inquisition RPI. "An RPI would be subtleties nice and subtle," lie said. to enjoy one of EA master)." Live. You will not be walking from room to room and talk­ more oriented towards what you say "Most text games can't be s'Jbtle­ Game's most popular titles. Like­ Primm said the tabletop game able to sign in to Xbox ing. What has evolved from them can and do, not how well you do it via you have to point it out. An any­ wise, Square departed from their was "very social." He added, "Once you get to know the other people, it Live until 12/31/9999." be considered anything but basic. the code or mles." more, the text in a mud tends 0 run typical console based Final Fantasy can be a lot of fun." Out of all the For those unfamiliar with the op­ MMORPGs are Massive Multi­ together on me." series by making Final Fantasy XI a consoles and platforms available to User Online Role Playing Games. 3. Your Wii-mote just tions available for onJine gaming, With the advances in gr phic solely online game. play games 09f·Primm's favorite re­ made its way through there are now MUDs, MOOs, RPGs, Any number of games can fall into technology for games, the da. s of Some other popular onJine games mains the St{per Nintendo. your 42-inch plasma. RPIs, and MMORPGs. this category including older and the text games are a thing of the ast have nothing to do with old series "I like modem games a lot, but Lost in the translation? MOOs newer favorites such as Everquest, "as the main source of online g m­ or console games. http://www.pogo. they seem to be more Hollywoodiz­ are MUD object oriented. RPGs are Ultima Online, Star Wars, Galaxies, ing," Merrill said. "As a game in com allows players to playa variety 2. Hackers. ing now, with the graphics and voice Role Playing Games, a large genre Ragnarok Online and Final Fantasy its own right, not yet. Though t. t of games, and socialize with fellow actors," he said. "I like the old games. of garnes, familiar to console or PC XI. gaming is so fragmented that . e players. There are so many good ones on the 1. The Ring of Death. garners ·as well. Several of these games require population counts of days of yor For the YOUl1ger age set, there Super Nintendo." XBox 360 owners Players take on a role, solve puz­ players to purchase a subscription to are long passed. Why put up wit is http://www.neopets.com. where While Primm does not care for know all about this. zles, and work through quests, that play regularly, and some also require someone else's mles when for 20 players can adopt virtual pets, play the "HolJywood" aspect of the newer games, he said he likes "the direction typically lead to storyline enhance­ the purchase of special software for bucks a month, you can set one up?" games, run shops and collect tro­ they're going." ment. the PC, or for a console, to be played He added, "Now graphicals, you still phies. Neopets has become so popu­ "Developers can do more, espe­ The genre has included forms online with others. have to Slick it up and play by their lar that miniature versions of the pets cially with the Wii," he said. He also such as tabletop Dungeons and But what is it about online games mles." ave even been included as the toys likes that there is more accessibility Dragons, the older text RPGs such as that makes them so popular? Merrill is an example of the dom­ i~CDonald'S Happy Meals. with the games now than before. Avalon and newer games like World "For some, it's powertripping," inance of graphical onJine games r Whatever your play style or game "They're more mainstream now," of War craft. Merrill said. "I like the escapism as­ over text based games, as he plays pre renee, online gaming has some­ Primm said. "You're allowed to say RPIs or Role Playing Intensive pect, and the ability to make things Warcraft rather than the text game thirl for everyone as · an another you like video games without sound­ games deviate from the traditional with a minimal ooc (out of character) he codes for. Why? "Because I don't f0I1Il. \ f entertainment. ing like a nerd." Kovember 26, 2007 Page 7

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"Typically, 5 percent of the peo­ 'VISAGES' RAISES MONEY FOR AIDS "[ESl] will bring over another pl~ commit about 95 percent of the 900 employees, so we may end up cnmes, so it's the same people in­ with about 2,200 to 2,300 employ­ volved most times," he said. ees, with 1,000 still at the Riverport While several other crimes com­ site." George said. mitted have taken place in Mansion The new employees will come Hill, McEwen said the juvenile has from infomlation technology, client not been involved in those other in­ services and corporate financial ser­ cidents. "This is an isolated event," vices at the company's former head­ he said. quarters in Maryland Heights. To counter future crime episodes, About 1,000 employees will stay McEwen said police have stepped in Maryland Heights to work in the up pah-olling the area and reminded pharmacies and mail order opera­ residents to walk in groups at night tions. and determine who is at the door be­ "The expansion reflects the con­ fore opening it tinued growth of our company," Mansion Hill staff members are Littlejohn said. "We chose to do it in in the process of improving lighting phases because it helps with the lo­ and cutting down bushes and trees gistics of the transition and the flex­ around the complex. ibility of a new building dealing with McEwen said he has also seen an a lot of different factors." increase in the number of students Like the first building, the addi­ using the police escort program. tion will also be registered for LEED "I've seen two, three, four per (Leadership in Energy and Environ­ shift to Mansion Hill," he said. mental Design) certification. The Since Nov. 1, University police first building is still waiting for its have reported three other criminal certification. incidents in the complex. On the In addition to being a developer, evening of Nov. 3, a victim heard a Clayco/P31ic created a joint venture crashing sound and reported some­ to be the general contractor. The one had thrown a flower pot up at her company's architectural consultant front door and damaged the door. on the project is Christner Inc., its Two days later, on Nov. 5, un­ interior designer is NELSON, and known person(s) forcibly tried to its real estate advisor is CB Richard open a victim's door while the vic­ Ellis Brokerage. tim was not at home. The victim in­ Since the headquarters moved on dicated the deadbolt lock was used, campus, George said both UM-St. but the door was not opened. Danny Reise· As.,islalll PhOlO Edi/or Louis and ESI have taken advantage Then, on Nov. 9, a victim re­ of the benefits of the p31inerships Visitors look at ''Visages'' by Christopher Schulte and Jerry Breakstone, which opened at Ga"ery Visio Nov. 8. Proceeds from ported her bedroom windows stolen, created. donations wi" benefit Camp HOPE, a weekend camp for children living with HIV and AIDS and their families. but nothing else was taken from her "We've had such success with condo. the task force chaired by Dean Since the University does not own [Keith] Womer [of the Business all of the condos on Mansion Hill, ~!'(l~~!!sJi:?:~Ptl§'e.L . College] and Steve Littlejolm from jurisdiction is an issue in the com­ Express Scripts, including student Tickets cost $15 for students to progranl has a more personal The two styles differ in that "We are committed to this event plex. UM-St. Louis police only have internships, many of their employ­ attend the banquet. More than half touch." British dining necessitates the per­ because soft skills are the number jurisdiction in apartments owned by ees taking our classes and a lot of of the cost of the program is paid Everding guided students son eating to hold the fork with the one skill-set that employers seek the University, but that jurisdiction their data research has been used in for strictly by Career Services. through polite conversation, as left hand and the knife in thc right, in students. It is the professional ends when students walk out their our computer science classes, while With 80 guests, this years ban­ well as the proper way to eat each dropping the silverware only for a savvy and dining etiquette that apartment door. many faculty members are doing re­ quet brought in a larger number of course of the meal. drink. help our students and graduates "The parking lots and roadways search projects for Express Scripts," guests than in previous years where Besides walking students Everding took questions successfully move forward in their are Normandy jurisdiction," McE­ George said. the number was around 50 or 60. through traditional "Ameri- throughout the meal, and walked professions. Career Services be­ wen said. "However, as a courtesy to George said attorneys for UM-St. According to Balestreri, Everd­ can style" eating, Everding also around each table to make sure the lieves that this is a strong program students, we respond to any call we Louis and Express Scripts are still ing likes to keep the groups she showed the classic "British style" students were handling their silver­ that empowers our students." Bal­ get from Mansion Hill and figure out working out the financial details for works with small, "That way the of dining. ware in the proper manner. estreri said. the jurisdiction later." payment. In addition, George said he hopes traffic near the University Place Drive entrance will not be hindered. Write a letter to the editor or "They did a good job last time keep­ Got something ing the h'affic flowing," he said, "and they hope to get a big chunk of the "on your mind? guest cQmmentary and send itJo work done during the break." [email protected] 1IChc ([urrcnt

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By PAUL HACKBARTH during the performance, as the crowd While the band gave a good attempt air drummed along. with "Let Go" by the Frou Frou from Editor-in-Chief Boys Like Girls has been compared the Garden State soundtrack, the only to an up-to-date Jimmy Eat World, fault of Boys Like Girls was that they "Too late baby there's no turning which the band admits is one of its in­ played no new stu.ff. around I I got my hands in my pocket fluences, heard in the similar tendency After a therapeutic dose of "Broken and my head in a cloud." of guitar and drwnming, but what sepa­ Man" and "Heels Over Head," the cell If those lyrics did not ironically de­ rates it from a Jimmy Eats World is its phones came out again for "Thunder," scribe the feelings fans of Boys Like lyrics and vocals, which are better on a nice change of pace to their finale Girls had at its latest show, I do not the radio than live. "The Great Escape," the band's hit sin­ know what did. The band came down from its high gle that most fans are familiar with. The Boston-based pop rock band with "Dance Hall Drug" and after an Lyrics like "Throw it away / Forget hoped the third time was the charm amusing short rendition of T-Pain's yesterday I We'll make the great es­ during its latest visit to Pop's Nightclub "Buy U A Drink," the group picked it cape" and "Watch it burn I Let it die in Sauget, 1Il. on Ko v. 17. back up with its best performance of I 'Cause we are finally free tonight" While the concert venue was freez­ the night with "Me, You And My Med­ show why Boys Like Girls will always ing cold, the place did warm up after ication." be that "radio friendly pop rock." Boys Like Girls took the stage and It was surprising asking myself, do Formed in the final months of2005, opened its showcase with "Hero/Hero­ people really crowd surf to this stuff? Boys Like Girls consists of Martin A&E ON CAMPUS ine," a familiar choice for an opener, Evidently, they do. luso tmexpected Johnson with vocals and rhythm guitar, but nonetheless, it got the crowd in the is the fact that cell phones are the new Paul DiGiovanni on lead guitar; Bryan MONDAY, NOV. 26 mood. lighters, but with a venue full of the un­ Donahue on bass and John Keefe on The band transitioned right into der-2l crowd, how many of them actu­ drums. Boys Like Girls will need some Genesis Jazz Project concert at "Five Minutes To Midnight," although ally carry lighters? new material if they hope to make a the Touhill at the time, it was still two and a half It was at this time when a female fan fourth stop at Pop's again, but over­ UM-St. Louis jazz band, led by hours until it was actually midnight. from this same audience yelled, "Take all, the show was worth the wait after Bob Waggoner, performs at 7:30 Guitarist Martin Johnson and drum­ it off' to Johnson, to which he replied, opening acts All Time Low, the Audi­ PIJoIo court<'5t\· of 80), Like Girls p.m. Free. Info: 314-515-4949 mer John Keefe each played strong "You first. You take it off." tion and Valencia.

TUESDAY, NOV. 27 CONCERT 'The Sopranos And The Rest PREVIEW OfThe Gang' Opera Theater at the Touhill UM-St. Louis opera theater ASQ TAKES THE FIFTH Local bands give back to presents an evening of scenes from popular operas, 7 p.m . Info: 4949. the St. Louis community

FRIDAY, NOV. 30 By ELIZABETH STAUDT said Harms_ "And to take it as far as it will let us." Lead guitarist Zack St. Louis Philharmonic concert StajJW.,-iter Deeds conmlents that "music is a at Touhill great release from everyday life for Holiday pops concert featuring In the true spirit of Christmas, a all of us_ It 's our own personal 'sonic the 51. louis Philharmonic, spirit that is often lost in the midst of therapy. ", UM-St. Louis Singers, St. Louis overspending and overeating, local "We want to be able to write mu­ Community College-Meramec St Louis rock band Ashborne is host­ sic that we enjoy and that people can Choir and Community Chorus, and ing its Third Annual St. Louis Char­ connect with," Davis said. He sums the Kirkwood Children's Chorale, ity Show on Dec. I at Off Broadway. up the bands feelings \\1th, "If we at 8 p.m. Tickets are $1 S. Info: The proceeds from the concert will could get to a point where we could 4949 be benefiting Angels' Anns, a non­ do that and make a living ... sweet." profit organization that provides fos­ But Wagner clarifies the band's goals SATURDAY, DEC. 1 ter homes for local children. by adding, "World domination is Joining Ashborne will be Stella somewhere in there." 'Soul Of The Season' concert at Mora, Enamel, My Other Side, The While Ashborne loves playing the Touhill Orbz and Chad at Off Broadway Second annual holiday Braun from the (and the band says performance, sponsored by the band Gunderson. Third A.nlluaI St. Louis thanks to Steve the Office of Multi-Cultural Relations Ashborne has a Cbarity Show owner), particularly along w.rth the UM ~ St. Louis strong following wi th their friends Department of Music and with in the St. Louis Dec. 1 at 8 p.m. Stella Mora, Davis performers UMSL Chancellor local music scene Off Broadway notes there are chal­ Thomas F. George and Vargas and now they are lenges. Swing founders Shaun Robinson giving back to the 3509 Lemp Ave_ St. Louis, Mo. 63118. "The STL scene and Jason Swagler, at 8 p.m. Tickets community. is finicky. They def­ are $7 for students and staff. Info: "The band name initely have their fa­ 4949. comes from the Featuring: Ashbome vorites and they can myth of the phoe­ be quite supportive. SUNDAY, DEC. 2 nix rising from the Stella Mora Enamel I've just found that 'An Afternoon of Bluegrass' ashes and being most people will reborn," explains My Other Side concert at the Touhill The Orbz support a band but Bassist Edgar Meyer and lead singer Jason not the scene as Davis. Originally Chad Braun from Gunder- mandolin player Mike Marshall son a whole. People with the St. louis Symphony formed six years show up to see their Orchestra play bluegrass music at ago, Ashborne, band and don't stick 2 p.m. Free pre-show jam session draws on sounds of around for any of at 1:15 p.m. in the Touhill's lobby. Metallica, Nickelback ("before they the other bands," said Davis. Tickets range $11 to $35 . Info: sold out" Davis qualifies), Pearl Jam, "There are a ton of great venues 4949. and Audioslave, just to name a few. and bands in St. Louis," said Deeds. While the name has remained the "We just wish more people would ONGOING same, the lineup was changeable but come out to support the scene." Da­ is now stable, Davis said . Gallery 210: 'Chakaia Booker vis concurs, saying to the St. Louis "I really believe we have a band Sculpture' art exhibit scene "there's a lot of good music full of likeminded and hardwork­ Nine works by acclaimed artist, out there. You just have to stick it out ing musicians." Certainly, the band each made using her trademark sometimes." seems to have worked out their line­ material, rubber tires, in forms If you are not able to make an up kinks as they put on one of the that can be whimsical, aggressive Ashborne show, or if you just want best local shows in the area. and often sexually suggestive. to take their exhilarating rock music Through Dec. 8. Free. Drummer Bryan Harms describes home, the band has an eight track the Ashborne sound as "good old demo CD available for purchase on­ fashioned rock'n'roll with some line or at the shows_ Their music can TOP iTUNES tweaks here and there." Bassist Ryan also be heard at http://wwwmyspace. Wagner adds that they have a "mod­ comJashborne. ern rock sound with an old school at­ DOWNLOADS Courtney A. Stron" • SiafJ PbolOgrapber If possible, hit up the Third An­ titude." nual St. Louis Charity Show on Dec. 1. Low- Members of the Arianna String Quartet perform Series 5 of 'Beethoven: The Complete String Ashborne, while they would L Tickets are $10 for this 18 and up not object to making it big and get­ Flo Rida featuring T-Pain Quartets' performed Nov. 18 at the Touhill. show at Off Broadway. Knowing ting signed, also focuses on being what I know of Ashborne, the show 2. No One - "as successful at this as we can be," is going to be quite amazing. Allicia Keys CD REVIEW 3. Apologize - Timbaland featuring One Republic 4. Kiss Kiss - 'Scams' isn't a scam, just a great local album Chris Brown featuring T-Pain 5. Clumsy- By ELIZABETH STAUDT local CD by one of the best alterna­ It hits the happy medium with a rhythm common in many of The Up­ "Scams" is a well-produced CD tive rock groups out of st. Louis. Snow Patrol feel, offering a bargain: right Animals' songs. Fergie StaJjWriteT that will hold fans over between While some of the songs do not jump "If you believe me, I promise you "She's Not an Animal" is two shows but the live show definitely 6. Bubbly­ out, blurring into the overall sound won't drown." minutes of fun pop about not want­ carries more energy. Colbie Caillat If you are ever walking along of The Upright Animals, there are "To the Sky," an acoustic track, is ing to let go of someone with more "Scams" does not include the the Loop and happen to look down, enough gems to make the CD itself another highlight and proves, along Caribbean influence than the later 7. Crank That (Soulja Boy)­ band's most stereotypical pop song, you may very well see "The Upright memorable. with the occasional acoustic concert, solid rock track "Olde Cuban." Soulja Boy Tell'Em "This Love." This is a different "This Animals" in stenciled graffiti on the "Scams" opens with the upbeat that The Upright Animals can per­ "Drunk Dial," a dlinking faux pas Love" than Maroon 5's_ 8. Paralyzer - sidewalk. "Note to Self' before moving into form beautifully with the softer side every college kid has either commit­ The song's simple lyrics and Finger Eleven I know because quite often I see the more popular "Taking the Sun of rock mu- ted or been woken up by, turns into a catchy melody, as well as fairly sap,­ the band's name on my way to Thai from Our Days." SIC, sound- Upright Animals mellow lament about not listening in py subject matter, easily captivates food. Every time I see "The Upright The second track, which can be ing almost the hands of The Upright Animals. anyone who enjoys pop music. Its Animals," though, I wonder how heard on MySpace, is more hard like a soul "Scams" "Scams" ends with another hard­ availability on MySpace also creates confused I would be if I did not al­ hitting and exemplifies lead singer folk blend. hitting track, "Stay Inside," followed immediate fans. ready know of the band. Jamie Invin's amazingly strong and "H an d by the more alternative rock style I once co=ented to another fan The Upright Animals is a local St. soulful vocals. Grenade," ****'tI "Wishing You Well." This works as that "This Love" was the original Louis band that released their album While it is difficult to pick a fa­ moves into a reversal of the opening two tracks' reason I got into The Upright Ani­ "Scams" in September of last year. vorite on "Scams," the eighth track, the sultry side of The Upright Ani­ sound and rounds out the whole CD mals. They are a smooth sounding, pop "Aircan't," stands out as it follows mals which dissolves into a psy­ nicely. She responded with an empathet­ 9.Tattoo . rock band who quite often get their the rock fueled "Interest." chedelic distortion finale of guitars, The Upright Animals quite often ic, "This song is how everyone gets Jardin Sparks fans up dancing by the stage, with "Aircan't" is not as mellow as played by Ben and Jim Peters, and play at local venues such as Cicero's into The Upright Animals." musical roots in Red Hot Chili Pep­ "Drunk Dial" but it is a far cry from drums by Moises Padilla. "Pay Me," and Off Broadway, alongside other Download it for free and see if 10. How Far We've Come pers, Coldplay and Radiohead. the rock of "Taking the Sun from our a direct plea to be repaid "what you great local acts including Ashborne you do not also get pulled into the Matchbox Twenty "Scams" as a whole is a lovely Days_" owe me," opens with the steady and Copperview. sound that is The Upright Animals. .November, 26, 2007 'l:hc [urrmt Page 9 Men's Basketball Tritons sweep Thanksgiving Classic games Paradoski, Green Men's team goes 2-1 after lead men in first defeating Robert Morris win at home By LAGUAN FUSE also able to record 10 assists on 20 made baskets. By LAGUAN FUSE SporlS Editor The Eagles turned the ball over II times in the half and the Tritons SP011S Editor The Tritons hosted the Robert were able to capitalize and scored 17 MOlTis-Springfield Eagles on the points. Turnovers were not the only UM-St. Louis battled Harris second day of the UMSL Men's Bas­ problem for the Eagles, as they shot Stowe in the first game of the Men's ketball Thanksgiving Classic. 8-26 from the field and 2-12 from Basketball Thanksgiving Classic. The Tritons improve to 2-1 over­ behind the 3-point line. The Tritons entered the game with all this season and currently are 2-0 The second half started with each a 0-1 record while the Hornets came in the Mark Twain Building. team fighting for control of the game. into the game with a 1-2 record. The final score for the game was The Tritons' first half lead was too Paul Paradoski and Tim Green UM-St. Louis 95 , Robert Morris­ much for the Eagles to have a chance combined for 29 points in UM-St. Springfield 66. at coming back. Louis' first win of the season. The The Tritons won the tip-off and The Tritons continued to domi­ final score for the home opener was got off to an early lead. The Tritons nate in the paint in the second half 74-60. started the first and scored a total of 52· point in the Although the Tritons were the half on a 29-2 paint for the game. The Tritons also home team, the Hornets brought scoring run, giv­ scored 27 second chance point in the enough fans with them to keep the ing them a lot of game compared to the Eagles who stands excited. . breathing room. did not score any. The game started off evenly with The Eagles' of­ Shooting remained constant for four lead changes in the first five min­ fens ive attack UM- St. Louis in the second half. utes of the game. After a turnover by was almost non­ The team shot 51 percent fonn the . Markus Burns of the Hornets, Para­ exi sten t until the field in the second half and 40 per­ doski recovered the ball, made a pass final six minutes cent from behind the arc. to De Chellis for the lay up to give of the half. Players coming in off ofthe bench the Tritons a 18-9 lead with 13: 16 Robert Mor­ David Ward made a big impact for the Tritons in ris-Springfield the game. left in the half. . Center for Tritons With just under 12 minutes left in took advantage Substitute players accounted for led team with 11 the half, Harris Stowe was called for of the relaxed 40 of UM- St. Louis' points in the a technical foul. Terrance Lee was defensive by the points in game uer­ game. Brown came into the game off ATHLETE not in the official's book and the Hor­ Tritons near the . sus Robert Morris. of the bench and scored 13 points in nets were called for the foul giving end of the half 22 minutes played. OF THE WEEK and mflnaged to There were three other UM-St. the Tritons two free shots. Although Matthew Hill· Photo Editor 'he was not in the officials' book, cut the lead down to 25 before half­ Louis players who ended the game Triton forward Larricus Brown looks for an opportunity to pass the Lee's name appeared on the program time. Atthe half, the Tritons lead 47- in double digits. Ward led the Tritons ball in the Tritons 74·60 win over Harris Stowe during the Thanks· 22. in scoring with 19 points. Sky Fra­ as well as the team's website. giving Classic Saturday at the Mark Twain gym. Larricus Brown went to the line Ward led the Tritons at the half zier ended the game with 13 points for the Tritons and made one out of with II points. Larricus Brown and and Paul Paradoski scored 10 points the two shots given for the technical the Hornets continued to fight and UM- St. Louis dominated in the ' Sky Frazier were right behind him in the game. fdul. pulled to within six with less than paint during the first half, scoring with eight points each. Frazier and The next game for the Tritons Green excited the home fans with three minutes to play. 20 out of their 34 points in the key. Ward combined for 11 rebounds in will be on Nov. 29 against Indianap­ a few dunks in the game. Green also UM-St. Louis shot 46 percent The Tritons also pulled down seven the half. olis in the first conference game of hit a 3-pointer with seconds left in from the field in the first half while offensive rebounds and II defensi e The Tritons shot 55 percent in the season. the half to' put the Tritons ahead 34- HalTis Stowe shot 40 percent. The rebounds while only giving up 12 to­ the first half and shot 57 percent The Tritons next home game will 26. Green led the Tritons at the end Hornets did manage to make three tal rebounds in the half. from behind the arc . Twenty-six of not be until Dec. 4 when they host of the half with 10 points. out offour 3-point attempts while the the Tritons' pointg in the half came Central Bible in a non conference As the first half came to an end Tritons only hit one out of seven. See H'ARRIS STOWE page 10 from in the paint. The Tritons were game.

" RoUer Paul Pa'didoSkI ' . Senior Paul Paradoski scored a game-high 15 hockey points in the Tritons' 74-60 victory over Harris Stowe in the men's basketball team's gets tough home opener for the 2007· 2008 season during the first game of the Thanksgiving break Classic. In addition, Paradoski re­ corded seven assists in the same game. The 6'0" guard from St. UM·St. Louis goaltender Louis is tied for eighth place Thomas Ames moments in leadng for assists in the after Lindenwood Uni· Great Lakes Valley Confer­ versity scored its fourth ence. goal during the Nov. 18 roller hockey game Continuing to show his at Matteson Square skills in the second game of Gardens in St. Peters, the Thanksgiving Classic last Mo. The Tritons initially weekend, Paradoski scored led 2·0 in the second 10 points in the Tritons' 95- period, which is the first time Lindenwood 66 win over Robert Morris. has trailed by that much Before playing fGr UM-St. since November 2004. Louis, he played for the Vian­ However, the Lions even· ney High School basketball tually rallied to win the team. game 5·3 to increase the team's winning streak to 86 games. The Tritons are 5·2 this season. UPCOMING GAMES

Matthew Hill • PboIO Editor Men's Basketball Nov. 29 Women's Basketball at Indianapolis 6:30 p.m. Vikings too much for Tritons New coach still winless in Dec. 1 at 5t. Joseph's By LAGUAH FUSE up in the paint. kings lead. The Vikings maintained 3 p.m. control SP011S Editor The Tritons continued to trail for of the game in the second loss to Nebraska-Omaha the remainder of the first half, going half and the Tritons were only able to The UM-St. Louis women's bas­ down by as much as 25. At the end get within 23 points of the lead. Dec. 4 ketball team picked up its second ' of the half, the Tritons trailed the Vi­ The. Thtons shot 15 percent in By L.'lGUAN FUSE t\vo steals in the game. Brodsack re­ corded four steals and one rebound VS. Central Bible loss of the season when they faced kings 36-13. the first half and improved during .ports Edito r off against Augustana on Nov. 23 in Amy Puthoff and Whitney Hofer the second halL but only to 33 per­ in the game. 7:30 p.m . the Comfort fun & Suites Thanksgiv­ led Augustana in points with eight cent. The team finished shooting 24 Top scorers for the Tritons were ing Classic. each, while Kelly Mitchell led the percent from the field and 18 per~ent Leslie Ricker (poseyville, Tnd.lNorth Women's Basketball The final score for the game was Tritons with four points. Ashley from the behind the arc. The UM-St. Louis women's bas­ Posey) with 10 points and Kristi Augustana 76, UM-St. Louis 46. Holiday dominated the defensive re­ Mitchell led the Tritons in seaT­ ketball team is off to a 0-3 start after White (Louisv ille, Ky./Louisville Nov. 29 After the win, Augustana improved bounds for the Vikings with six in the ing \.\l ith 16 points in the game. Mary lo sing 60-46 to Nebraska-Omaha on Male) with eight. Courtney Watts its overall record to 5.-1 and UM-St. half, compared to Leslie Ricker, who Slaughter led the Tritons with nin~ the second day of the ComfOlt Inn & (Harrodsburg, Ky./Mercer County) at Indianapolis Louis dropped to 0-2. recorded five defensive rebounds and rebounds and finished the game "'ith Suites Thanksgiving Classic. was right behind her with seven 4:30 p.m. UM-St. Louis got off on the one offensive. six points. UNO defeated Lincoln 75-55 on points in the game. wrong foot in the game and gave up Turnovers were a factor for both Augustana had three players the first day of the Classic and UN!­ UM-St. Louis was able to out re­ Dec. 1 an early lead. Augustana started the teams in the half with Augustana giv­ who scored double. digits in the St. Louis lost to Augustana 76-46. bound UNO during the game 40-35. game on a 15-0 run before Amanda ing up the ball 14 times and UM-St. game. Puthoff finished the game After the win {JNO improved its re­ Ricker and Mary Slaughter (Homer, at st. Joseph's Miller- got the Tritons on bom-d going Louis gave up 17 turnovers in the with 13, Hofer finished with 12 and cord to 5-0 overall. La./Athens) led the Tritons in re­ 1 p.m. 1-2 at the free throw line. half. The Vikings were able to score Dani Arens ended the game with 10 Cayla Hargrove and Amanda bounds; both ended the game with Brodsack led the offensive attack seven rebounds. Slaughter also fin­ The VIkings answered bad!: with 15 points off of the Tritons' turn­ points. Dec. 4 six more points; four points were overs. The Vikings' bench recorded a for UNO in the game. Hargrove fin­ ished the game with six points and scored, at the free throw line, before The second half started with each majority of the points seaTed in the ished the gan1e with 13 points while one steal. vs. Washburn Mary Slaughter recorded the first team exchanging baskets, but the Tri. game. Substitute players scored 31 Brodsack finished with 11. Hargrove 5:30 p.m. field goal for the Tritons with a lay tons were unable to cut down the Vi- points in the game for Augustana. also recorded three rebound; and See WOMEN'S B-BALl,page 10

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Each team recorded nine turn­ Wright led UNO with 10 rebound 25 percent for the second half. two exceptions. The two players who overs in the half, but UM- St. Louis in the game. Wright also finished· the UM-St. Louis was able to out­ did not finish with at least 14 minutes was able to get 11 points off of turn­ game with nine points and shot 1-1 score UNO during the second half came. close. one With II minutes and overs and Harris Stowe scored five. from behind the arc. 31-22, but the first half deficit was the other with eight. The Hornets continued to cut The Tritons were cold in the first too much. The Tritons were only able The next game for the Tritons will into the Tritons' lead at the start of half and shot 6-29 from the field. The to get the lead down to 11 in the sec­ be on Nov. 29 against Indianapolis ill the second half. John Hotaling hit a team also shot 1-7 from behind the ond half. the first Great Lakes Valley Confer­ 3-pointer with 16 minutes left on the 3-point arc. During the second half, Head Coach Lisa Curliss-Taylor ence game of the year. The team then clock to bring the score to 39-34. the Tritons improved their shooting has said previously that she plans travels to 81. Joseph's on Dec. 1 be­ After the shot, the Tritons started to 11-27 and shot 4-10 from behind to use frequent substitutions in the fore coming home to the Mark Twain to pull away with the lead again and the arc. game. Building on Dec. 4 to face oft-against went on a 19-5 scoring run. UNO was just the opposite in the Out of the 12 players who played WashbuTIl. Harris Stowe was unable to string game. Good first half shooting by the in the game, nine of them played The aame aaainst Washburn will together enough points to come team did not carry over into the sec­ at least 13 minutes in the game. As be the I~ome o;ener for the Tlitons within 10 points of UM-St. Louis. ond half. U 0 shot 55 percent in the for UNO, each player in the game this season and is a non conference Fox made a last second basket for the first half of the game and dropped to played at least 14 minutes, with only game. Hornets to end the game 74-60. Paradoski led the Tritons with 15 points and tied Green with seven as­ sists. Paradoski shot 6-14 from tbe field and 3-6 fr0111 behind the arc. Green finished the game with 14 CLASSIFIED ADS points and seven assists in 33 min­ Classified ads are free for students, faculty and staff. To place an ad, please send your ad (40 words or Jess), utes played. Green also recorded eight rebounds in the game. your name, and student or employee number to [email protected] or call 516-5316. Sky Frazier scored 11 points and grabbed eight rebOlmds in the game. Brown was right behind him with 10 FOR RENT points. Brown also shot 2-4 from be­ bind the arc. One & two bedroom apartments The Tritons improved their shoot­ starting at $42 5 monthly! Plus student ing in the second haif to 62 percent discounts I Five minu tes from campus! Contact and made 80 percent of 3-point at­ Erica 314-504-5567. tempts. One and two bedroom campus Forward Tim Green (#15) shoots apartments now avai 'able at Mansion in game one against Harris Hills Apartments Large apartm{'nts include Stowe during the Thanksgiving dishwas her, garbage disposal, on-site laundry Classic Saturday. Green finished facilities, pool. lI M5L shuttle service,etc. Spaces the game with 15 points in the are tilling up fast for January. Call today and Student ~ Tritons win over the Hornets. ask about our two bedroom specials! 314-524- Matthew Hill • PbomEdJlor 3446. I:iJ Sitters FOR SALE Make $10 per Hour 99 Audi A4 1.ST 4 cylinder, 4D. 79k. excellent condition. man ual, sunroo( 6 disk CO, heated or MORE ! seats, red with black leather, S7 400 OBO. See pictures on http://aaigs list.org. Call 314· 210- www.student.. sitters.com Make Headlines 276 6. WANTED

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-r: ~L SO /!.fl.y Fo/l. YN· Sc=tr Sq;u: A-l ,!- f2Qf;of" HRf:VGR. Mui. B& !>:t:FFrw~r. TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) Saving the world one person "Sconeborough" is drawn by Current cartoonist Elizabeth Gearheart at a time is what you 'd' were born to do, so accept it when people Margaret & Hooray ask you for help, especi all y during the holiday season .

GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) Now that you have Y4~-~I.\\.. '. JI»t Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms resolved all doubts are changed to neon pink floral patterns. II about an important \oo~i\·A\\~_ deCis ion, you can surprise a -\-heSW~e.\ lot of people by defending tr·,C,k.s ~e you r stand with your strong ~g Crossvvord and well-reasoned arguments, \(V\D VoroS ... ACROSS 1 Where CANCER Napoleon (June 21 to July 22) became ~ The holiday mood unable? ~ stirs your need to 5 000 follower nurture everyone at Camptown from t he family cat to great­ 8 Restaurant grandma, But do not overdo employee it, especially with teens who Now ~e. \ 12 Baton like to feel grown up. recipient? -Ir"'e bc;\ \ \ \ 14 Satan's Goo~ ~OYI domain LEO 15 One of the (July 23 to Aug. 22) S~eve' clientele Enjoy basking in the / 16 Relaxation warm love of fam il y 17 50 Cent Sl and close friends. piece? but do not fa ll into a 18 Overjoyed prolonged catnap yet. There 2.0 Swell is still much to do before you Trade 23 can put up yo ur paws and 24 Nuthatch's re lax. nose 25 Embodiment 42 Annie's song 6 Chowed 26 Short skirt 28 Opposite of 47 Rock partner down 2.7 Sicil ian VIRGO "trans-" 48 Twilight time 7 Enclosed in spouter (Aug. 23 Sept. 22) 29 Struck, 49 Deuce topper th is 29 Too confident Avo id pu shing others "Margaret and Hooray" is drawn by Current cartoonist Cody Perkins biblically 50 Quarterback 8 Inferior in 31 Daughter's to work as hard as 30 "No, - Marino quality brother l1lJ you do on a co mmon Superman!" 51 Raced 9 Ardor 33 With candor project. Instead, 32 Tolerate 10 Otherwise 34 Sidesteps SUPER! encourage them to do their 34 Domini DOWN 11 Raced away 36 In due time best and they might well preceder 1 And so forth 13 Castle 37 Ern ie's pal reward you w ith a pleasant 35 Petty (Abbr.) protector 38 Smell su rprise. gangster 2 Romanian 19 Tardy 39 Take out of 36 Re robins money 20 Englfsh context? and ravens 3 - -relief c hannel? 40 Portent LI BRA 37 Madre-y- 4 National 21 Floral ri ngs 43 Eggs (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22) padre store? Railroad 22 Kiln 44 Tear Like the sensible 40 Half and Passenger 23 Kirk cohort 45 Praiseful half? Corporation 25 Sprang verse .n. Libra you are, you no 41 Early garden 5 Moist (from) 46 M arry - doubt started your holiday shopping already, but ., Z007 King H:i!lU rC' Synd" loc. be careful to keep within your budget. Shop around for the best buys,

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The Master of Ceremonies at Africa Nite Uvo Ikanone shows off some native African fashions in ' the Pilot House on Nov. 15. AFRICANITE Event offered flavor from over 12 African nations

BY THOMAS HELTON Design Edito"

The festivities for the evening of Africa Nite on Nov. 15 started half an hour late, yet the night seemed to be already underway as guests walked around the Pilot House look­ ing at the African art and watching a slide show in preparation for what was to come. T\:le master of ceremonies Uvo Ikanone introduced seven students dressed in their countries' best attire as they walked up onto the stage. lkanone is a doctor of pharma­ ceuticals from Chicago, Ill. who has a brother who attends UM-St Lou­ is. Ikanone said he was interested in Professor Ruth tyob was the featured speaker at Africa Nite. doing the event because he is in tune Iyob teaches African Politics and Middle Eastem Politics, among with the African culture. other classes. Twelve African nations in total are represented in UM-St. Louis' ciate professor of political science, formed a few times during Africa student population and they are Er­ was the key speaker and M.K. Stall­ Nite and prO\·ided for a unique itrea, AJgeria, Benin, Kenya, Ethio­ ing, student activities coordinator in dancing experience not found in pia, Nigeria, Tanzanja, South Af­ Student Life, provided poetry read­ many contemporary dances. The rica, Ghana, Democratic Republic ings in song. dancers, all female, wore kilt-like of Congo, Egypt and Sudan. Seojin Kim, senior, communica­ skirts, other jewelry and dress na­ Ruth Iyob, UM-St. Louis asso- tion, attended Africa Nite and said tive to Cote d'lvoire. she particularly enjoyed the African During dinner, the dancers took cuisine that was offered. over the stage to the beat of African "I like the food, especially the drums. A full African band was also bananas. I have never tasted this, present from Jacke-One Entertain­ but it is very similar to Asian food," ment she said. Pan African Association Vice The bananas Kim referred to President Chidume Aniugo said the were dodos, which are a type of event was great. "It's a way to gath­ plantain cooked in cinnamon spic­ er everyone and give many perspec­ es. tives and aspects of Africa." Aningo Some of the other foods at the said. event were Indara, Koelf rice and In all, about 200 people at the Suya. event, which as put on by the Pan Much of the food came from out­ African Association at UM-St. side venues, including 1yob's "best­ Louis with help from the University friend" Princess Ezenwa, publisher Program Board, Multicultural Rela­ and CEO of African Business News, tions, Student GovemmentAssocia­ who contributed African inspired tion, the Office of Equal Opportu­ breads. Ezenwa runs and operates nity, the Center for International her own business. Studies, and the Black Leadership N The Peace Birds dancers per- Organizing Council. UNIFORM FOR A GAME H CANCELLED THREE DAYS A

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, ., ,I:,. , -. I" . The entrees available at Whalen's Whalen's s thici gh Saturday from 4 p.m. until 7 cover the spectrum and vary significant­ Irish Pub p.m. The specials are $1.75 domestic ly in price, from filet mignon priced at and Grill beers, $1.75 rail drinks and $5 pitchers. $13.95 and a 10 oz. New York Strip at holds hap- If fruity cocktails tempt your taste buds, $14.95 to spaghetti worth $7.95 to chili :: h~ur try a Malibu pineapple grenadine and tamale supreme set at $5.95. on ahY your stress will melt away as you slip throug . . I d· Each is served with Texas toast and Saturday mto a trOpIC a para Ise. your choice of a vegetable, house salad from 4 Another way to send your stress or baked potato. However, advice from p.m. to 7 packing is to partner up with a pal and a waitress was not to order the night's p.m. which hit the pool table, throw some darts or available vegetable side dish. includes play some Ms. Pac-Man on an original If simply ordering a single side $S pitch- arcade game situated between the bar to snack on while you drink the night ers. and a very modem, digital juke box. away, the sauteed mushrooms are sur­ These activities and usually quiet prisingly delicious. space offer an incredible place near They are served in all of its buttery campus for students to socialize and and garlicky glory in approximately a share some laughs. You will chase away quarter cup portion for only $1 andean ",atthew Hill ·· Photo Editor your blues, slaughter your stress, but be perfectly paired with pizza for a top- never beat the sweet memories you will ping with a punch of pizzazz. . sic .and $6.85 for "The Whalen," a Y:z sauce. make banging out at Whalen's. If you need a bit more to fill you up, pound of lean beef with American and If you are just dropping in for a few Whalen's is located on St. Ann's try a sandwich or Wrap for $6.95 or a . Swiss cheese, bacon and your choice drinks after a long day of work or class­ Lane in st. Louis and is within walking burger with prices from $4.95 for a clas- . of 1000 Island dressing or barbeque es, Whalen's happy hour runs Monday distance from UM-St. Louis.

Alcohol is also served at the cafe 27 and last for four weeks. The regis­ with Shlafly and Budweiser products tration fee is $20 but does not include on tap as well as a good selection offor­ admission or skate rental. -~ ~,.",.~. and domestic:; bottles. Wine is also To contact the Steinberg ice skat­ offered by the glass or bottle to help set ing rink, call 314-361-0613 or 314- the mood. 367-RlNK. Check out their website at If you are a novice at the skating http://www.steinbergskatingrink.com scene, classes are offered starting Nov. for additional infonnation.

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OF~ ... ~.RO~~WA~, from pa~e..!...... All this sounds a little heavy, so There are also 22 domestic and When you do have to pay for the venues, Off Broadway still considered definitely try the ceviche if something imported beers, as well as 11 different great entertainment, Off Broadway tick­ its smokers and built a sheltered court- ST. LOU IS lighter is preferred. They offer a Hon­ rums and 11 different tequilas for you et prices rarely top 10 or 15 yard so everyone can duran ceviche, which has tuna, coconut connoisseurs out there. Girly girls re­ dollars. inhale only what they milk, lime, ginger,jalapeno and pickled lax; they also have a cocktail list with Having accumulated a Off Broadway choose. onion. The Ecuadorian ceviche boasts drinks such as the classic Cuban Moji­ number of awards in the Most shows have shrimp, roasted tomato, sweet peppers, to, the Dulce Habana made of Bacardi, venue's 20 plus year histo­ doors opening at 7 p.m. avocado, herbs and com nuts. Campari, Cointreau, OJ, lime and sug­ ry, Off Broadway recently and music starting at 9 METROPOLITAN Though tapas make up most of ar, and some drink called a Guanabana claimed the title of "Best p.m., but the occasional the menu, Mirasol does offer entrees, Daiquiri which I cannot explain except Concert Venue in 2007" * weekends feature early soups and salads, none of which ex­ that I know there is rum in it. from St. Louis Magazine. and late shows. With ceed $15 . There is also a small selec­ Put some flare into your next meal The St. Louis Post-Dis­ such great prices, excel­ tion of sides, the best ofwhich are the out by spending it with the fine staff patch and The Riverfront 3511 Lemp Ave. lent live local or nation­ Central Cuban frie,'> , made of yucca instead of at Mirasol. It is also a great place to Times have also lauded the al music almost every potato, served with a sweet cinnamon hit after your next concert because it is venue repeatedly naming it (314) 773-3363 night of the week, and West End Laclede's dipping sauce. located directly across the street from the best in St. Louis. the best atmosphere in Landing Mirasol also offers an extensive The Pageant at 6144 Delmar Blvd. The bar offers food to town, Off Broadway is drink list. There arc around 55 differ­ Dinner is served Tuesday through balance out the alcohol being served. hard to beat when compared to other st. ent wines featured, so be sure to ask a Thursday from 5 p.m. to 10 p.m. Fri­ When joining the wave of non-smoking Louis venues. knowledgeable server for a suggestion day and Saturday nights the kitchen on which would best complement the is open until 11 p.m. The restaurant is meal. closed on Mondays. By-the-glass selections are pretty tiptoe your way into someone's heart RIDDLES, from page 12 .... ·.. . ·"• •.. ' .. " ... ·".· .. " ...... ' .. ·• .' ..... :.::.;:..,y7 "~~ . _ .... ., .'.·.. ... 4.·...... ,,, ·, · .. ,,,, .. ,··. comprehensive, so let your waiter in­ as you sip wine and watch the candles struct you on which wine to order with burn. Tlle15hrimp are- huge and wild from out of the week, and they are closed each course. The cafe is actually a second install­ the Gulf, sauteed with fresh garlic on Mondays. Depending on what night Make sure you finish off your meal ment for owner and head chef Bryan and mushroom served with what can you go, you could hear anything from the right way by ordering one of Pom­ Carr, who also owns Pomme Restau­ only be called a concoction of white bluegrass on Tuesdays to jazz on Sun­ me's incredible desserts. A regular as­ rant, just one door down the road. The Port wine, tomato, artichoke heart and days with eyerything in~e t:w.een. Hes soltm~nt-.,{) f, epies ad tarts, iee ereams restaurant is more fonnal, and the menu cream. of all, there is never a cover charge. and sorbets, mousse and cookies are is a little pricier. The chicken is from Ashley Farms, Riddles is open Tuesday through available for your enjoyment. They do offer some incredible selec­ where they raise its birds antibiotic­ Thursday from 5 p.m. to 1 a.m., but the During my visit, the dessert selec­ tions though. There is a special every INDEX free. A boneless breast is sauteed with kitchen closes at 11 p.m. Friday and tion included vanilla bean cheesecake, night, usually including fresh fish, but green onion, -flamed in Brandy and Saturday the kitchen does not close a pear tart, homemade vanilla and cof­ another is always available for vegetar­ fee ice cream, blackberry sorbet and ians. covered with a sour cream and mango until midnight. Sunday hours are from Dating, Page 3 chocolate mousse which was undoubt­ The regular menu includes wonders chutney. 5 p.m. to midnight, with the kitchen KEY/LEGEND edly the richest mousse I have ever such as lamb loin and lamb ravioli with Metro East, Page 4 So besides the awesome food, the closing down at 10 p.m. Find them tasted. Plus, after all the good food and red wine and roasted garlic or duck extensive wine list and the fact that it is at 6307 Delmar Blvd. in the Loop. wine, the portion was more than large contit with apples and cognac. Laclede's Landing, Page 5 For more information, call (314) 725- Name of restaurant, never the same twice, why else should enough to share. The cafe is open seven days a week Downtown, Page 6 Venue Name you check out Riddles Penultimate? 6985, and check out their constantly The kitchen closes around 10 p.m., from 7 a.m. until close, as late as 1 a.m. Metro 5to bar or club. How about the live music? There is changing menu at http://www.riddles­ but the dimly lit cafe stays open until Go to http://www.pommerestaurants. South City, Page 7 a rockin' local band up front six nights cafe.com. around 1 a.m., leaving plenty of time to com to check them out. Girls' and Boys' Nights Out, Pages 8-9 Star rating and price Central West End, Page 10 rating . (One $ for -.-_-.o.IWIII _ every $15 per person). +- UMSL CURRENT Around Campus, Page 11 It is not magic, it is team work. Delmar Loop, Page 12 Many of the venues 1000 Club Ave. Street address and St. Charles, Page 13 reviewed are accessible by the Metro Link. (314) 555-1234 +- phone number. 388 MSC or call 516- 5174 to join the team.

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.~(.)~~~~ I. /!~i1'lpqe~.? .. ~omme : The apple of Clayton's eye Keep it on ice The sauce was a com, tomato, not try it. Our server warned us that its GRAND 'FINALE' IN CLAYTON smoked pepper, cilantro cream broth. pizza is not the typical St. Louis style By S HANNON M c MANIS By MATTHEW HILL Again, this had a very light flavor. It pizza. It has a special sauce and the was served with crunchy strips 'that waiter does not want anyone to have a Page DeSigner Photo Editor could have been left off the dish. Other bad experience because they expected than that, this was a deliCious, not too one thing and received another. Walking into Pomme Cafe and Recently opened for the winter sea­ filling meal. The second best part of the dinner Wine Bar from the bustling Clayton son, the Steinberg ice skating rink in The Seasoned Beef Melt, served on was the dessert. We ordered the Death streets is comparable to slipping from Forest Park is the perfect place to take garlic cheese bread, was just what it By Chocolate Cake. If chocolate is a the hard reality of life into a blissful a date. said it was. This was my favorite dish weakness of yours, then you will find daydream. Steinberg will make a good impres­ of the night because it had the most fla­ this dessert to be heavenly. It was Do not knock my analogy until sion on that first rendezvous or help to vor. Every sandwich was served with moist, flavorful, full of chocolate and you step through those doors. Pomme rekindle a lasting romance. "coniqucs", which are basically fried the perfect way to end our meal. takes visitors away to a cafe nestled in Celebrating their 50th anniversalY mashed potatoes. While that may not The prices were average for any the hemi of France where wine flows this year, the rink is surrounded by the sound appetizing, they were not bad downtown restaurant, and who does freely and food unites the simple and park's beautiful scenety and is sure to dipped in ketchup. The au jus was deli­ not love a restaurant that gives you complex. provide a romantic atmosphere. cious and the bread was soft. Overa]}, crayons and a paper tablecloth so you . The room is dimly lit with globe Steinberg is open everyday of the this is an excellent choice for a quick can doodle yourself crazy while wait­ lighting and softly shining votives on week at 10 a.m. until 9 p.m. except for bite to eat. ing for your meal? each black cafe table, inviting all to an Friday and Saturday when they stay They also serve pizza, but we did intimatc mcal with friends or a loved open until midnight. The rink is also offering extended one. Courtney A. Strong • Skiff PbDrr:tgmjJb~r The atmosphere seemed to be at holiday hours when they will be open DUBLINER, from page 6 Pomme Cafe & Wine Bar features Kaldi's coffee, smoothies, desserts everyday until midnight from Dec. 14 ...... its highest state of perfection when a and dozens of wines from France and the U.S. Pomme is open daily thru Jan. 1. There are around 12 beers on draft them, including Red Lemonade, which Jamie Cullum cover of "I Get a Kick from 7 a.m. to 1 a.m. and located in the heart of downtown Clayton. Out of You" started playing overhead, The rink is open on Christmas and with Schlafly as the only local brew, is an Irish made red lemonade soda, or New Year's Day as well. Admission so you know there is a good selection. Lucozade, a sports drink made espe­ followed by other jazz songs picked sweetheart. and cherries are accompanied by and played by the cafe's "res.ident jazz If brie, Roquefort and goat cheese crispy hash-brown style potatoes and to the rink is $6 with skate rentals for And FYI: the pints are served Irish­ cially for rugby players. $2.50. Season passes are also offered style, meaning 20 oz., so if you want Every Monday through Thursday dude." are too intense for your palate, then julienne zucchini and summer squash. Pomme means apple in French, have the house-made potato chips. Besides being one of the most ranging from $38 to $90. a 'wee' 10 QZ draft, make sure t . a" u ca ito.-"_._ Til • Ste';'nbcrg skating rink offers .a and apples are one of the key ingre­ 'mall potatoes are ,-!iced ,0 thin they de!ncious tfiings on the menu, it also specify. There is also a selection of do­ happy hour. With $1 off all drinks, it is wide array offood to mestic bottles available. aptly named "Buck You Happy Hour." dients on the menu, used often but are translucent and then fried up crispy complements the fine cheese plate that not overbearingly. The and light. should still be sitting on your table. choose from rang­ About 12 different whiskies of Ire­ The Dubliner also offers free potato ing from ham­ land are offered. The most expensive is skins and bar snacks during this time. menu itself is comprised The pate plate did Speaking of complementing, of effortless sophistica­ not exactly meet my make sure you take a long burger to hot Middleton, which is known for its flo­ If you stick around after dinner un­ Pomme Cafe dogs to pizza. ral and herbal scents with hints of al­ til about 10 p.m., an Irish musician will tion. Soup, salads, small expectations, and left look at the wine list. mond and honey that is ever so slightly serenade you. Every weekend there is plates, sandwiches and me wishing I had or­ If you do not entire­ See SKATE, page 16 fruity and finishes with your usual oak live Irish music, whichis always a toe­ entrees are offered. dered the brie with ly understand which tones. tapping good time, so be sure to catch There are seven de­ apple chips instead. type of wine will go A "Taste of Dublin" is featured, it. cently sized salads to A main dish at with your h' ordeurve with 10 specialty drinks on that menu. On your way out the door, check out choose from, the most Pomme Cafe could or entree, just ask your Simple drinks like the Poor Man's the Dubliner merchandise for sale. It is exquisite of which are include anything from waiter. Courtney A. Strong • Staff Pbotographer the hanger steak salad a kosher hot dog with You will find one Black Velvet, made with Guinness and kind of cute, or at least grab a piece of 44 N. Central Ave. cider, are countered with beverages authentic Irish candy for the road. with roquefort cheese carameJized onions to behind the bar, snap­ like the oh-so-soothing Hot Whiskey The Dubliner is ' open Monday and carmelized onions (314) 721-8801 penne pasta with toma­ ping his fingers to Sinatra Songbook featuring The Steve Schankman Orches­ comprised of Irish whiskey, cloves, through Thursday from 11 a.m. to 1:30 and the duck confit salad toes and goat cheese. the music or dry- tra with vocalist Dean Christopher performed Friday night at with apples and dried Sandwich-wise, the ing wine glasses, lemon, brown sugar and hot water. a.m., Friday from 11 a.ill. to 3 a.m., Finale, located at 8025 Bonhomme Ave. in Clayton. Christo­ cherries on mixed greens. pain bagna seems the obvious choice. and he is more I recommend it if you have a cold, it Saturday from 10 a.m. to 3 a.m. and pher sang many favorites from Sinatra including, "Fly Me to will sooth your throat and open your Sunday from 10 a.m. to midnight. Call the Moon," "The Lady is a Tramp," and jjThe Way You Look Of the small plates offered, 1 rec­ Comprised of tuna, tomato, tapenade, than capable to SInuses. (314) 421-4300 for more information Tonight." ommend the fine cheeses with fruits roasted peppers, egg and basil, it is an assist you. If you do not want any alcohol, that or go to http://www.dublinerstl.com to and nuts. It is simple, large enough explosion of taste with each bite. is not a problem. Sample one of the check out menus, happy hours and the to share, and is the kind of plate you If you want an entree, then try See POMME, imported beverages. 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A short ,message from The Current: Make good choices, read The Current. Page 4 llChc (iurrrnt November 26, 2007 November 26, 2007 ~hC ~rrcnt Page 13 Come rustle up sonICgrub at Rumples Pub

By MELISSA S. HAYDEN Rumples Pub in Old TOlwn Ife!; Editor St. Chiar1les is a typi(:ai setting 'for the Pop's is a If you have a hankering fo r some good, old- fashi oned grub, head across old capital of 24/7 venue Missouri . The for music and Upcoming Concerts at Pop's the river to Old Town St. Charles and lip food is good entertain· Ma in Street to Rumples Pub and Res­ and the scen· ment located ta urant. ery will draw in East St. Nov. 26 - Death by Decibels To ur The almo 'P here at Ru mpl s i that YOlilr interest: Louis two 5th and - Advanced TiCKets: $17.5 0, Door: r a traditional pub with low li ghting to some of minutes from and wood fI rs. The dishes and appe­ the h is,tor y Missouri $2 0 - Doors open 6 p.m. downtown. tizers, however. take on a fancier flair that ties in Old Pop's is cel­ than th ose of an averag pub. lown St.. ebrating its Nov. 28 - Seether - Advanced Rumpl es' staff serves up ome of Charles. 25th year in Tickets : $20, Door: $22 - Doors business. the mo t tantali zing tidbits in the area. open 7 p.m . Appeti zers rang from the typical bar Carrie F asiska • Mar/aging Editor 'taples such as potato skins and chicken Nov. 30 - Drowning Pool - Ad­ planks, better known as hicken fingers vanced Tickets: $16; Door: $1 6 - elsewher , to some traditional local eats Pop's is poppin' on the East Side Doors open 7 p.m. .' uch a toa lcd ravioli, crawfish and fri d pickles. Dec. 1 - D-Railed - $10, Door: $10 The thought of fried pickles might happening on stage. the venue, Pop's was pushing the Win­ By PAUL HACKBARTH - Doors open 6:30 p.m. not tempt the weak of heart or stomach, If you are in the mood for a taste of ter Bourbon Cask Ale, which contained but the deliciously deep-fried dills are Editor-in-Chie! Carrie Fasiska • ManaRiliR Editor some rock bands, Pop's serves up some a hint of vanilla beans and was brewed coated with a tasty, seasoned breading Dec. 4 - Kottonmouth Kings - Ad­ __---=:-'-"'- ~..;;..... ___,..,.;:... ._:;..~--=.;~i.._....:.of the best acts to stop with roasted and cara­ and served with an almost sweet ranch vanced Tickets: $20, Door: $22 - through st. Louis. mel malts. sauce. Even pic k l e'-hater&~ could lind the Mlights, Rumples Vacjety ,puck aHow ami crabmeat w"imming irA H a-ofPar­ ahOtll lhe burgers. Doors open 6 p.m. Located two minutes away from Pop's is currently Pop's The drink really hit flavor and tanginess of Rumples fried the purchase of three or four smaller mesan and 'Provel sauce. fhe Tuscan Although succulent and sizeable, downtown S1. Louis in Sauget, Ill. is a celebrating 25 years in the spot. pickks to be a surprising treat. portions of the appetizers for $12.69 chicken pasta dish is bathing in ooey, they are a bit cnllnbly and have the po­ Dec. 7 - The Pilot I Flee the Seen - and $14.99 respectively. gooey Prove! and chunks of sun-dried tential to ruin a new shirt. two-in-one venue for the music lover business, and in that Bartenders there However, if you are looking to find $7, Door: $7 - Doors open 7 p.m . the best potato skins or The variety packs can tomatoes and it boasts basil that can be To prevent this, one might consider and the nightclub lover. And it is pro­ short time, the night club were quick to serve and crawfish around look also satisfy the voracious ap­ seen, but not tasted. Unfortunately, the purchasing the prime rib sandwich nounced "Saw-jay" and what one of the has hosted Bruce Willis, helpful in picking out a Dec. 8 - Cemetary Gates: Trib­ elsewhere. Rumples Pub petite of any vegetarian who taste test leaves this steaming hot pasta highlighting a hefty slab of prime rib on headlining bands translated as "French INXS, Corey Feldman, dririk that best fitted the ute to Pantera - $10, Door: $10 The skins at Rumples, can choose from the pickles, dish out in the cold. a soft bun and au jus sauce for dipping. for suck my .. ." well, you get the point. They Might Be Giants, patron. If pasta and salads will not get your Pair one of these up with an order of - Doors open 7 p.m. although by no means fried mushroom buttons, While Pop's Nightclub js situated in Slipknot, Hoobastank, 1403 Mississippi The night I visited bad, are not anything to fried portabella slices or the taste buds to tango, try any of Rumples , Rumples sweet-tasting fries for $1.99 or an area known more for its strip clubs Cheap Trick, Nickel­ Ave., Sauget, III. Pop's for the first time, write home about because "Rivers tar Artichoke But- steaks, seafood, chicken or burgers. If a baked sweet potato smothered in but­ Dec. 13 - Steve Ewing of the Urge and high crime rates, the bar/concert back, the Urge and even (618)-274-6720 the place was packed they lack potato and taste ter. " the mood catches you, reel in the flavor­ ter, sugar and ciIU1amon for $2.99 and - Advanced Tickets: $10, Door: venue inside offers a great atmosphere hometown grown coun­ with theunder-21 crowd, generic. The same tasting 221 Main St, The fried portabella ful bourbon glazed salmon or the revel you might not have room for dessert. $12 - Doors open 7 p.m. right across the bridge. try singer Gretchen Wil- which is a blessing and a product could be madc at st. Charles, Mo. mushrooms are crispy on in the smoky daydream of blacked tuna However, Rumples' hot bread pudding the outside and tender in the steak each for $14.49. with bits of fruit dripping with caramel On one side is a concert venue per­ son. bane. home with a box of frozen (636) 949-7678 Dec. 14- Between the Buried and inside and are served with a For the best of both land and sea, makes the effort to save some room well fect for a makeshift mosh pit that can be However, Pop's does not have much Pop's has something for all ages, but skins from the grocery Me - Advanced Tickets: $12, Door: store. pesto mayo sauce that adds a Rumples steak selection includes the worth it and it is just priced at $4.99. turned into a dance floor when concerts to offer if you are in the mood to taste if you cannot stand screaming 14-year­ $13 - Doors open 7 p.m . The crawfish are good, but the sea­ rich flavor to the subtle sophistication of "Sea Cow," which is a 10 oz. Ribeye Rumples Pub and restaurant is lo­ are not going on. anything else. oIds, make sure you go when a boy band soning in the breading could use some the simple dish. The tender artichokes paired with a skewer of large shrimp cated at 221 Main St. in St. Charles and Upstairs is a balcony that offers a The Greasy Spoon grill at Pop's is is not playing. Dec. 21 - Twas the Metal before work. The fried tails on their own lack found in the artichoke butter melt in scampi or with a bourbon glaze for a showcases a variety of weekly live per­ better view of the main stage with a limited in its choices when.it comes However, there are plenty of chances your mouth with every bite of petite steeper price of $21 .99. formances. Rumples is open Tuesdays ' Christmas - Advanced Tickets: . fiavor, but the spicy ranch dipping sauce railing covered in' sqibbled signatures to food, only offering piiza, hamburg­ for that since Pop 's is open 24 hours a French bread for dipping. For a Jess extreme total on your bill through Thursdays 5 p.m. until 1 a.m., $10, Door: $10 - Doors open 6 served with them more than makes up and messages from patrons. If you. are ers, pretzels and hot dogs as appetizers, day, 7 days a week. for the missing spices in the breading. Other options for vegetarians in­ at the end of the night, pick up a basic Fridays 11 a.m. until 1 a.m. and Satur­ p.m. not into crowd surfing, upstairs is better which were more of a meal than an ap~ On Sundays through Wednesdays Thc dipping sauce makes this appetizer clude salads and pasta. Whole salads burger for $4.99 or any other burger se­ days and Sundays noon until A a.m. For suited for you. petizer. from midnight to 6 a.m., DJs spin a Top worth the trip and helps keep this dish's mnup to $8.89 and can be topped with lection for a moderate price. Be warned more information, call (636) 949-7678. Dec. 28 - Dirty Elf Production Pres­ The other side of Pops is a bar com­ Beer was served in aluminum bottles 40 party mix and the best cover bands "Cajun popcorn" title intact any of RumpJes' nine dres sings, includ­ ents - Advanced Tickets : $7, Door: plete with pool tables, foosball and a or cans as Pop's is joining the bandwag­ from the St. Louis area play Thursdays, Appetizer prices at Rumples start ing not so sweet raspbeny vinaigrette $7 - Doors open 6 p.m. and a honey mustard that is to die for. mini arcade, including an NTN trivia on to go green with recycling bins all Fridays and Saturdays starting at mid­ at $6.49 and only reach a reasonable $7.89. Best of all , the portions are meal­ Although most of the pasta dishes regu­ and Texas Hold'em system that is avail­ over the venue. Beer was $4.50 a bottle night. Dec. 29 - Winter Bash 2K7 - Ad­ sized and patrons can easily quench larly come with chicken, any pasta dish able at no charge. or cup, a little too pricey, considering While the cost to get in can empty vanced Tickets : $10, Door: $10 - their desire for dinner by just ordering can be ordered without the meat. There is a brand new video system you have to drink it in a freezing cold your wallet or purse quickly, concert go­ Doors open 5 p.m. one appetizer. Rumples also features fettuccines featuring two big screens and multiple bar. ers can sign up for free tickets at Pop's If a larger group of diners opts for scmmptiously paired with chicken or flat screens playing live video of what is To compliment the lack of heat in Web site, http://www.popsrocks.com. everal selections of these pre-dinner married with lobster, scaHops, shrimp HARL Page 12 1:hc [urrcut November 26, 2007 November 26, 2007 1:hc (!urrcnt Page 5 Riddles Penultimate Land yourself at Morgan Street Brewery

By ANGIE SPENCER Cafe and Wine Bar Proofreader Individuals who find themselves near By SHANNON McMANIS categorized by location and then fur­ ther sorted by color. For instance, on thc Landing, say after a hockey, base­ Page Designer the current list, there are 126 red wines ball or football game, and are hungry or .available from the United States, with thirsty and possibly in the mood to color should be sure to stop by Morgan Street Well, it is never boring. ]t has that 45 selections for white wine drinkers. Brewery_ going for it. Ninety-two is the number of French Open from II :30 a.m. until 2:30 Riddles Penultimate Cafe and Wine reds offered, plus 29 whites. There are a.m. Tuesday through Sunday, Morgan Bar is constantly changing its menu - 34 Missouri wines featured, 13 of them Street Brcwery is located at the corner as in daily. Not that they really need to red, 21 white. There are also 20 Italian of Morgan and 2nd Streets and is a great thQugh. One could go to Riddles every wines, 10 German wines and 11 Spar­ place to stop for a bite to eat or to sam­ night for a year and not have the same kling Wines. In other words, there is Courtney A. Strong· SlafjPho(()gmpber ple some home-brewed beer. meal twice. Well, that plenty to choose from. Mirasol offers many light and refreshing Nuevo Latino (New Latin) Upon walking in, you can see that is for people who love In addition to all dishes and cuisine to the St. Louis area. there are bar tables and dining tables. wine and consider it a these beautiful wines to Each table has yellow daisies in the cen­ Riddles ter and paper on the tables, along with part of their meal. There choose from, they also crayons to bring out anyone's inner art­ is always an extensive offer 44 bottled beers Mirasol takes you away ist. wine list, though that is from around the world While 1 went on a Wednesday night ever changing as 'Yell. plus changing draft se­ share. It would take two, maybe three By SHANNON McMANIS accompanied by some avid beer drinkers When they opened lecti9ns. And for every­ plates to substitute a meal. Mirasol's (I am not a fan of beer), it was not very in 1985, Riddles was one else, a selection of Page DeSigner menu includes everything from crab crowded. If you are looking for a night cakes encrusted with plantains and pep­ to go where the place is hoppin' , Satur­ 6307 Delmar Blvd. distilled and fortified A South Amelican coastal village or pers topped with Chihuahua cheese and day nights seem to be the night to go. (314) 725-6985 wines is available. an open porch in Havana conjures im­ peach jicama slaw, to taquitos stuffed Sundays fill up fast as well, before and Louis, or I would love to tell ages of bright azure with yellows and with shredded duck and pablano with after a Rams game. Some people line up at least the you about the menu, but reds surrounded by natural greenery. papaya slaw and roasted pepper cream. around 8:30 a.m., so arrive early. We ordered the Brewski sampler first place whatever I recommend The atmosphere at Mirasol recreates The chicken brochettes are pieces Matthew Hill • Photo Editor that comes with the five beers on tap. that there was a decent might not be there tomorrow, and that this imagery straight from the imagi­ of skewered chicken wrapped in bacon First up was the Honey Wheat, which Morgan Street Brewery located at Laclede's Landing is a great place to watch a game downtown but also pro­ selection of wines is a good thing. nation right here in st. Louis' Delmar and served with a Gorgonzola white is a beer similar to Michelob. This is a vides a busy and crowded dance club that is rarely advertised. by the glass, and The menu depends on what kind of Loop. wine cheese sauce and toasted bread. beer that you could sit and drink. Next are like me. I ordered are in a hUrry. They were sauce to dip the fish in, so I recommend they wanted to shout top quality local ingredients the chefs A tapas-style restau- Leave room for this one up was the Red Lager. This beer could an Amaretto Sour and warm, fluffy and doused squeezing some lemon juice on it. it from the rooftops, can get their hands on. All of the ingre­ rant, Mirasol puts a new as it is extremely rich be compared with a Killian's Irish Red Morgan Street it was one of the best I in salt. One member of The Caesar Salad was not a typical hence the "Wine dients they can possibly get from Mis­ spin on this particular and you will not want and is sour with a bitter aftertaste. Mirasol have ever had. At $4.50, Brewery my party said, "This is Caesar salad. It lacked the anchovy taste Bar" in their name. souri farmers, they do. genre of food. Tapas to waste a bite. Another Third on the taste test was the Irish it was quite a value con­ the best pretzel I have that many dressings have. Again, the Stout. For someone who dislikes every They have stayed And they have one mantra at Rid­ are Spanish in OJigin, good one to share is the sidering it was in the ever had." These pretzels Caesar flavor many are used to was very beer I have ever tried, this was my fa­ true to that title all dles: "we serve the kind of food we like but the self-entitled queso fundi do, which is same size glass as water are served with a spicy light and made the salad not too messy vorite of the five. Likened to a Guin­ these years. There to eat." How could anyone not like the "neuvo latino cuisine" simply a combination of and soda are served in. mustard sauce, but they or filling. ness, it has a coffee aftertaste. Next was are always more food they serve when most of it either makes for a whole new melted goat and Chihua­ There are also a number are just as appetizing The Grilled Chicken & Andouille the steam lager, which had a very light than 20 by the glass has the word "homegrown" or "home­ expenence. hua cheese topped with of soft drink, wine and without it. Sausage was good, but watch out for the taste. You could compare it to a Mich­ selections, or if you made" in it? Samplers of this champagne options. 721 N. Second st. I tried four dishes for little kick that comes from the cilantro. roasted peppers and Cu­ elob Ultra or a Bud Select. Last on our The menu is com­ (314)-231-9970 the main course. First, If you like a little bite to your food, this are going to sit and A few of the rare favorites that hard­ cuisine will not be able 6144 Delmar Blvd. ban fried beef, spread on taste test was the Golden Pilsner. This is plete with everything the special of the night, may be just the dish for you. stay for awhile, over ly leave the menu are Shrimp Sara and to tell from the excel­ (314) 721-6909 toasted bread. the beer that most closely resembled an from starters through Mahi, while a tad dry, 350 bottles to choose Chicken Major Grey. lent taste and profes­ Neither of these is American beer. dessert. We started off was quite good. It was from. That's right. sional way in which the spicy, so if you want to While 1 am not a beer connoisseur, I See MORGAN, page 14 with the Hot Baked Beer Pretzels. This served on top of cold pesto pasta, which Over 350 bottles. meals are presented, add a little kick to your did enjoy trying them all. There is also See RIDDLES, page 15 is the perfect appetizer, or a snack if you had a vety light flavor. There was no The wine list is but taking tapas out of their Spanish meal, ask for the homemade hot sauc­ a full bar available for those of you who comfort zone really is something of a es. There are two: a red tomato based stretch. Luckily for us, owners Brendan sauce, which adds just enough spice and Brian Marsden have had plenty of without overpowering the flavor of Delmar practice with a previo:us eatery called your meal, and a yellow mango-based loop Modesto located in the Hill neighbor­ sauce which is also spicy but a little hood. sweet at the same time. Tapas are served as several pieces of smaller portions and are intended to See MIRASOL, page 15 ., .. I'" .. l , ' . ' Page 6 1[llr[uttrn t November 26, 2007 November 26, 2007 the ~rrrnt Page 11 Whalen's offers perfect place A taste of Mediterranean/ you can find authentic Irish fare made soups, there are salads, and there are By SHANNON McMANIS ...... from a combination oftraditional rec­ cold starters and hot ones too. Page Designer ipes and local ingredients. For things to nibble on, try the for lasting college The establishment can be found chips and mayonnaise. Before you American cuisine nearby If the only Irish food you have ever in the loft district of downtown St. freak out, you should know that that . Louis on Washington Avenue. You really means hand cut fried potatoes had is comed beef and cabbage, drag eXperienCeS By CHRISTA R ILEY yourself down to Th e Dubliner where will forget tbat you are in any city the with house made mayo dips. Or try moment you walk in though, thanks the risotto and smoked blamey cakes. Slaff Wriler to the hardwood of the flo ors and fur­ This dish is basically fried macaroni By M ELISSA S. H AYDEN niture, the Irish flags proudly hanging . and cheese with a twist. and the rustic Jameson ban-els strate­ Or maybe you just want something \'(!eb Editor "Opah!" exc1 aim s the server as a qically placed throughout the restau­ that is fun to order. Well, in that case, fl aming skillet of Saganaki , a Greek chees pastry, is brought to th e tabl e. rant. ask for the Dingle Pasties which are The food is not the greatest, the decor There is a full menu of diced lamb; celery, onion, potato and Saganaki is just one of the many is not in k epi ng with the late t fashion delectable Ameri can/Medi terranean ****17 Irish food s with plenty carTots baked in a puff pastry. trends and the service is high-quality, of lamb and salmon, They are actually very flavorful cuisine offered at Spiro 's restaurant. but not th e bes t. Spiro's is family owned and operated but ample chicken and and· taste a bit like an Irish somosa. o wh y hould anyone bother to top If you are going to nibble on some­ and located on NatUl"al Bridge Road vegetarian dishes for for a bite or a drink at Whalen's Irish ' 1025 Washington Ave . you picky eaters as thing, then you will obviously want just minutes from campu . I (314) 421-4300 Pub and Grill ? well. You will find a something to sip on. Dining experienc choices include What Whalen's lacks in perfection, select cuts of lamb, chicken and sea­ variety from tradi­ posh styl and authentic Irish cuisine Happy Ho ur every See DUBLINER, page ]4 food, an exten sive wine li st and an ex­ tional bangers and for that Monday through mash or lamb and quisite dessert menu. Thursday from matter it Spiro's advises that no meal is ever Guinness stew, to a . make. up 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. duck breast served The Dubliner's main entrance Whalen's complete without a piece of its savory may be hard to find at first but for with Baklava, a flaky Greek pastry dessert. Matthew Hill • J'bulo.EdiM l!rn,...... -':....---~--+jI4l~ -----:::;...._....,.-f.:..:;~.;.:.:==----E=~....=i~-OI1ICeI...in,5klIe ...a -t towering bar its cozy I __"':pir i be t know fi rth irpre cun-ant sauce and unique scene provides for at m 0 - pared dishes, which consist of foods Spyridon Karagiannis, owner and head chef of Spiro's restaurant on or seared sea scallops a great getaway for any Irish sphere 8406 Natural Bridge Rd. He is also a UM·St. Louis Alumni recieving with a beet tower, bal- food lover. like kabobs, feta cheese, lemon based that is the a Masters Degree in History in 1974. samic reduction and car- sauces and filo dough. breeding Reassuringly, to accommodate to damom tunneric oil. There are Matthew Hill • Photo Editor grotlnd the American patron, Spiro's offers Spiro's otTers its guests the conve­ atmosphere. for some some marvelous dishes for patrons nience of off street parking, private re- The restaurant is filled with wood­ of the 3837 5t. Anns Lane to sink their teeth into. strooms, smoking and work thfoughout. Wall trimmings, fondest (314) 385-0829 Steaks, ribs, pastas and non-smoking seating booth seating and the bar are all made memo­ salads are presented to Spirals as well as extremely from a lightly colored wood which ries a soothe less venturous affordable pricing. adds a beautiful texture to the room. Best kept secret Sen Thai Asian Bistro pleases all college taste buds as well. Diners are given There are ornate pieces of Greek student can create. "I've never been here the luxuries of booth pottery, paintings and culture icons ar­ Whalen's has that something special petite because each plate is a serving chicken. This menu has a sensible price tion. before, but I've heard of and table dining, sal­ ranged throughout the restaurant. You By UYAMA UMANA-RODGERS that cannot truly be described, but warms are sure to feel as though you stepped ...... , ...... ,.·······'····r··············,·················· ···· for two. Patrons definitely get their range of $2 to $16. I cannot write about Sen Thai with­ it. A friend suggested it ads that are prepped your heart as you and your friends dig StajJWriter money's worth. The cuisine here has a My personal favorite is Dninken out confessing my undying love for to me and I enjoyed the and tossed right at the into Greece during your visit at Spi­ into a warm pizza or an order of three fusion offtavors sure to please. Noodles. The formal name of this spicy their large and in charge crabrangoon. food, so I plan on com­ table and servers who ro 's. cheese garlic bread. This menu caters to food lovers of stir fried noodle is Pad Kee Mau. The The house sweet and mildly spicy hon­ ing back to eat again," consistently fill bever­ To top it all off, Spiro's offers a ca­ What makes it even easier to fall in Sen Thai Asian Bistro offers a full all kinds nickname fits it well as one could be­ ey dipping sauce is what makes this said first time customer 8406 Natural Bridge age glasses throughout tering menu and banquet services for love with is that it will not bum a hole line of Thai, Japanese and Chinese and in­ come drunk from the flavor of the spic­ dish delectable. Corey Kazarian. the meal. all occasions. in your wallet. (314) 382-8074 cuisine. With cozy yet sophisticated Sen Thai cludes es contained in this dish. Sen Thai serves lunch Monday "This is my favor­ White cloth nap­ They have established five res­ The pizza compares with a St. Louis surroundings, Sen Thai.is one of down­ multiple It is made of wheat noodles stir fried through Friday from 11 a.m. until 2:30 ite restaurant. It's a re- kins and table covers taurants around St. Louis and its sur­ favorite, lmo's, and costs only $7.95 and town's best kept secrets. vegetar­ with hot Thai chiles, and vegetables p.m. and dinner seven days a week quirement for me and I complement the deli­ rounding neighborhoods. the aforementioned bread is a thrifty Patrons are surrounded by elaborate Ian op­ with your choice of meat. Even a self starting from 5 p.m. until 7 p.m. They eat here at least once a month," said cate glass and silverware that dress So if you are searching to satisfy decoration and inspired by the beauty of tions. professed carnivore would love this offer call in ordering as well as dine in $3.95. Melony Dalles, a long term customer each table with elegance. Grecian mu­ your Mediterranean cravings, Spiro's Other appetizers include Shrimp Thailand. This restaurant has a laidback, In ad­ palate pleasing dish as a vegetarian op- servIces. of Spiro 's for over 10 years now. sic is tenderly played and brightens the restaurant is the place to go. cocktail, chicken tenderloins, quesa­ romantic ambiance featuring elephant dition murals, cultural masks displayed above to many dillas and Whalen's "Famous Chicken the bar and walls that are in bloom with Thai dish­ Wings," which are available in honey 1221 Locust 5t. hot, Buffalo or "BBQ." Stay clear ofthe . painted lotus flowers. es, there (314) 436-3456 BBQ unles you like your chicken to S·en Thai has prices that surpass are some be reasQnable and a menu that showcases Japanese sickeningl y sweet. some of the most loved traditional food choices such as udon noodles, soba from Thailand, JaRan, an~ China. and buckwheat noodles. There are also Come prepared with a healthy ap- two lypes of Vietnamese pho: beef and See WHALEN S, page 16 Page 10 nc~rrmt November 26,2007 November 26, 2007 'thelUrrmt Page 7

Coffee Cartel is not Paint your palette at just about the joe Van Goghz Martini Bar File Photo By SHANNON McMANIS Spanakopita, which is spinach and feta By ANGIE SPENCER With the coming cold, keep your in­ (From LEFT to RIGHT) Eric Maltz, Jamie Shields and Steven Williams sides warm with either a hot chocolate wrapped in phyllo. Page Designer have a drink after their sets at Off Broadway in September. Proofreader or a hot apple cider. I prefer the apple Particularly good are the crab cider. Just smelling it makes you warm cakes, which are fried lip extra crisp A colorful space in South City St. In 2006, readers of Sauce Maga­ inside. and served with a spicy sauce that Louis, Van Goghz is a place where zine voted this spot their favorite cof­ It is like drinking liquid apple with complements the sweetness of the Off Broadway wins out cocktails and canvases collide. feehouse. Do you know which it was? the right hint of cinnamon mixed in. It crab. Another favorite is the Porta­ Half bar, half gallery, Van Goghz If you guessed Coffee Cartel, you were is absolutely delicious and the best ci­ bello Puffs which are mushrooms Local artist Irene Allen keeps the Martini Bar & Bistro provides an in­ right. der 1 have ever had. stuffed with roma tomoatoes, red pep- By ELIZABETH STAUDT audience going between sets most teresting twist to any Located on Maryland Another way to keep pers, Monterey jack and Wednesdays. night of your week. A Staff Writer Plaza in the Central West Coffee Carte I yourself warm is to in­ goat cheese are wrapped The Chippewa Chapel Traveling Matthew Hill • Photo Edi/or rainbow of 57 djfferent up in puff pastry and n a ee art 1has ~a'-1 ____ dulge with a daiquiri or Van Goghz ] list off of South Broadway on Lemp Guitar Circle and Medicine Show is Off quaint little coffeehouse margarita or add some Coffee Cartel has been a staple in the Central West End's after hours martinis is available cooked just right. Avenue, Beyon e i e gas s atlOn an Broa way's weekly open micnight. feel. However, do not let Bailey's or a different scene for over 11 years. Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, includ· on the menu ranging They also offer sal­ not far from where the air is thick with This is a free show almost every the name mislead you. It liqueur to your coffee. ing all holidays, it is the place to go when you cannot go home. in price from $5.50 to ads, wings by the pound, the smell of Budweiser hops, sits a little week, so it is a great way to hear new has much to offer those As for you coffee $8.50. And by rainbow, sandwiches, wraps and venue called Off Broadway. music when you are really broke. No I mean rainbow. The of you who, like me, do drinkers out there, en­ chicken salad. The man who makes it If you have a sweet tooth, I recom­ pizzettas. There are While the name is not the most cre­ one is allowed to hog the stage, so you not enjoy coffee. joy a chai latte, which drinks are actually list­ six different kinds of ative, this hole in the wall is often con­ will see quite a variety on Thursdays. told me that the next time I came in I mend that you enjoy a nice piece of ed by what color they Grab yourself a peach to me was described had to have it. Well that was over two Cranberry Orange Gooey Butter Cake. pizzettas like chicken sidered one of the best venues for live In addition to these weekly events, Italian soda, which is to 2 Maryland Plaza as "an iced cinnamony are in each specific cat­ parmesan, four cheese, music in St. Louis. Off Broadway occasionally hosts free years ago, and I never did. So, I told him While that may sound a tad strange and egory of martinis. die for. I like them so (314) 454-0000 deli cacy." that story and he let me sample some. a little unappetizing, it is far from it. I 3200 Shenandoah barbecue chicken and To be honest, it does not look like movie nights - another great way to get much that it is hard for If you want to try The first category (314) 865-3345 vegetarian, but if you much from the outside. It appears to out and enjoy St. Louis without taking Let me tell you, for spmeone who call it a tangy bite of heaven. is made of specialty me to take my mouth off what most people buy, does not particularly fancy chicken The staff is the friendliest bunch of eat pork, then definite- be just another dark brick building on a out more loans. of the straw. order a frappe or an cocktails like the Al- ly get the pulled pork tiny dark road. salad, this was the best chicken salad people you will ever encounter. They mond Joy and Granny If frozen is more your style, try any espresso drink. pizzettas. Smothered Off Broadway, however, is the ulti­ See OFF BROADWAY, page 15 I have ever had. Pile it in a pita or on will joke around with you and answer Smith Manhattan. In this category is of the smoothie choices that are offered. Hungry? Po not worry. Coffee Car­ bread. Either way, just make sure that any questions that you may have with in pork, sweet barbeque sauce and mate example of those overused phrases the Banana Split, topped with whipped cheese, and adorned with jalapenos, it I recommend the passion fruit that has tel offers up several options. you try it. an excitement that lets you know they like "things are not always what they just enough tang and citrus to keep your Among its top sellers are the turkey cream and chocolate sauce. To be per­ is as delicious as it is tempting. seem." Off Broadway offers an intimate If you would rather have a dessert are excited to be working there. fectly honest, it tasted a bit more like lips puckered, but not too much to make club, the pesto wrap, homemade hum­ instead of a heavy meal, Coffee Cartel You have to buy something to stay, Van Goghz has patrons from all setting, which cannot be surpassed by you make that silly sour face. mus and nachos piled high with all the a chocolate covered cherry than a ba­ walks of life, and holds different any other St. Louis venue. has you covered there as well. Edy's ice so order yourself up a beverage, grab nana split but it was delectable all the Do not be wary, as it tastes like they goodies. cream is displayed as you walk up to yourself a seat - inside or out - and en­ events and happy hours to accommo­ According to its Web site, http:// use real fruit juice rather than a concen­ In addition to all those delicious op­ same. date them. Happy hours include "Take www.offbroadwaystl.com. "at any mo­ the register joined by cheesecakes and joy the colorful scenery in and around Other segments include Coffee and trate. tions, Coffee Cartel makes their own other pastries. the Central West End. a Load Off," every weekday from 4 ment the fans are never further than 30 Chocolate, featuring a Cappuccino p.m. to 8 p.m., and "Hump Day" on feet from the live music." It is the per­ martini or the Naughty Boy, contain­ every first Wednesday of the month fect atmosphere for see both local and ing Irish cream and whisky. In the that lasts all night long. On Saturday national shows. Fruity category, the martinis come in from 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. they offer, at a Off Broadway features several a full range of colors and flavors from special price, the Weekender Bloody weekly events, displaced only by the oc­ the creamy Dreamsicle to the refresh­ Mary with a giant garnish as well as a casional national show. Every Tuesday, ing Cantaloupe Martini. Long Island Iced Tea. The Shwag, a tribute band to the Grate­ Even though it is a martini bar, Most of the work lining the walls is ful Dead, plays a five dollar show for they also offer 16 beers and three spe­ for sale, and all of it comes from local all the hippies and dead heads in town. cialty margaritas, and there is an ex­ artists. Wednesdays are Stag Nights, complete cellent food menu containing mostly You can download the menus at with one dollar Pabst Blue Ribbon, pre­ appetizers. They have your usual bar http://www.vangoghz.com to further sented by Johnny Vegas' Dog and Pony food, but there are plenty of delicacies research the extravagant drinks of ev­ Show. as well such as Panange Shrimp and ery color that they offer. Page 8 November 26, 2007 Page 9 Start your night out with a Bang!

By SHANNON McMANIS and Elton John's "Tiny Dancer." Cream and Goldschlager, or the simpler Apple Afraid to stand up and shake your money­ Pie, containing Goldschlager and Apple Puck­ Page Designer maker in front of people? Maybe a drink will er. loosen you up, but before you do, make sure They have Tooty Fruity shots such as the We all desperately need it sometimes: a there is a designated driver. Lemondrop, with Stoli Citros, lemon and sug­ night out with the girls. The reasons are not to Big Bang's drink list is ex- ar, or the Beatles veneration, pick up guys or to gossip about drama, but just tensive. There are 13 pages Strawberry Fields Forever, to have a good old-fashioned girls' night out. to its menu, made up entirely Big Bang made ofStoli Strasberi, peach You want to drink, you want to laugh and of beverages. To give you an schnapps and lemonade. you want to sing along. Well, I have got just idea of just how extensive it is, The "Sex, Drugs & Rock the place. Head down to 807 N. Second St. on iliere is one whole page dedi­ N Roll" section of the shot The Landing, and enj oy the delights of The cated only to drinks made wiili menu features delicacies that Big Bang. Stolichnaya vodka and another have names too naughty to And by delights, I mean booze and rock for Skyy vodka. Another page mention, though you know 'n roll. Or whatever kind of music you want, is only for concoctions made 807 N. Second St. that makes them all the bet- really. The Big Bang is a dueling piano bar ter. The Schlafly Tap with Kahlua. (314) 241-BANG where the musicians take requests from the There are 27 beers in bot­ There is a "Featured Shots" Room on 2100 Locust St. offers a audience and performs tile songs right on the tle and draft form, but the bar page that is mentionable, Arch -Laclede's warm ambiance to spot. No one will be able to stop themselves is known for their shots. Big and offers the Tiny Dancer go along with the . Landing from getting up to dance. Bang is a favorite for 2151 birthday patties too, shot with Stoli Vanil, butterscotch schnapps, variety of its hand­ Besides two pianos battling it out on stage, mostly because of the 46 different shots they grenadine and pineapple juice, right next to crafted beers. there is also a drummer helping to keep the have listed. the Great Balls of Fire shot, containing Grand beat. They can play anything from The Bea­ There are 11 dessert shots like the com­ Mamier, Peachtree schnapps and pineapple r,'\aHhew Mill · I'bololiiiilor =---~-~-!!O-".,;:;,;,~::....::....~~~~<'I" . ~rix-A- at, though their most re- plicated Oatmeal Cookie, macle with Jager­ juice. This one claims it will "light you up. " quested songs are Billy Joel's "Piano Man" meister, butterscotch schnapps, Bailey's Irish The bar is a hot spot for group celebra­ tions, especially bachelorette par­ ties. Group parties of 30 or more that make reservations are offered a special happy hour rate from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. The Tap Room is perfect for the beer lover with free appetizers and great drink specials,but there is no need to get a huge group together to enjoy this jewel of an entertainment venue. By MATTHEW HILL midnight on Friday and Saturday in the pJe. Also of note, it is well worth shelling meat fare at Schlafly's other local brew­ Grab a few of your best girlfriends Eliot room. Located next to one of the out the extra cash for a side of their Tap pub, Bottleworks, keep in mind that the and party the night away. Remember Photo Editor Tap Rooms are two full service bars. The Room fries. Served with a side of green two establishments do have different that you must be 21 years old to get in. Eliot room is paired along with Daniel's peppercorn sauce and surprisingly spicy menus. The Tap Room offers far less From Tuesday through Thursday, the If you are a fan of any Schlafly beers Den as the epicenter for entertainment ev­ ketchup, you will regret it later if you do vegetarian options then the Maplewood doors open at 8 p.m. and do not close that are found in and around St. Louis, ery night with dartboards not get the large order. location. Although Schiafly does proudly until 3 a.m. On Friday and Saturday, then the Tap Room is the obvious choice and pool tables abound. Smoking is regulated offer "Match", a meat substitute for ilieir they open at 5 p.m., but the entertain­ if you are looking for a quality destina­ Food at the Tap Room Tap Room in the restaurant and is sandwiches. ment will not commence until closer to tion the next time you are downtown. is well above any typical only allowed in the bar. But what draws men to the Tap Room, 6:30 p.m. Housed on the corner of 21st and Locust, pub fare. Some of their This leads to a pleasant other then ample amount of handcrafted For more information, give them a the Tap Room is a variation on the old well known features in­ and healthy cating expe­ beers brewed on location, is the lUgged call at (314)241-BANG or go to hup :!! theme of European pubs that serve food. clude their wiener schnit­ rience, although it may­ ambiance of being surrounded by hard­ www.thebigbangbar.colwStLouis. Schlafly has been known for their zel and their mussels be awkward if you find wood floors, bared steel and exposed handcrafted beers for over 15 years. They which you can get in any yourself alone at the table brick with live music and good friends. arc a local brewery that offers five differ­ of three ways from Irish when you are the lone For a guys' night out, there is no better ent styles year round. Their Pale Ale and and the classic Belgium 2100 Locust St. non-smoker of the group. place. The Big Bang located Hefewcizen are stand-outs. They also of­ style to the Northwest (314) 241-BEER The Tap Room does The Tap Room serves lunch and din­ downtown is a perfect fcr seasonal beers with the Coffee Stout which is topped with not separate checks or ac­ ner seven days a week. They are open place to kick back with worth giving a chance. rfyou have never smoked Gouda and ba- cept reservations, so bring Mondays 11 a.m. until 10 p.m., Tuesday the girls and try one of had any of the Schlafly brands before, or can. plenty of cash and arrive through Saturday 11 a.m. until 1 a.m. and its 11 dessert shots. arc just overwhelmed by all the choices, But their hamburgers are not to be early to avoid any inconvenience. Sunday their hours are noon until] 0 p.m. go all out for the six beer sampler. overlooked. Being served on an English And if you are a vegetarian who might For more information, visit their Web site Matthew Hill • Photo Edilor Li ve entertainment is common until muffin brings a subtle twist on an old sta- be used to the large selection of the nOll- at http://www.schlafiy.com