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: University of Missouri-St. Louis Issue 531 Interim Chancellor Named

"We don't have candidates," Magrath said."·We Steven Brawley Grobman believes that one approach an interim managing editor have prospects." . chancell or can take is that of "caretaker.' Presently Magrath is t"onsidering candidates In t hi s capacity Grobman said the interim chan­ While the search for a new chancellor con­ for chancellorships on both the St. Louis and Rolla cellor can postpone making decisions and j ust see tinues, UMSL Vice Chancellor Arthur MacKinney campuses. that th ings run· as smoothly as possible. will serve as the university's interim chancellor, Magrath said that the people being considered UM 'president C. Peter Magrath announced Nov. for the Sl. Louis position came from the recom­ The second approach Grobman s ees an interim 26 . mendations of the screening committee he taking is more forceful. Magrath told the Current that MacKinnev will appointed last summer. " The other attitude is that since he is acting as serve as interim chancellor while the searcl; for a chancellor he can fulfi ll that role, not agressively, new chancellor continues. . The screening committee submitted a list of but as if he were the chancellor even t hough he UM President C. Peter Milgrath . "Dr. Mac Kinney's decade of experience at five to eight names to Magrath . for knows it is an interim period," Grobman said. Cha ncellor Arnold B. Grohman UMSL and his proven abilities as an adminis­ c.onsideration. He said this type of inte rim chancell or is going trator, will provide the continuity that is so im­ Magrath said tllat between'three to five persons to take action a nd make decisions. Future- ­ portant during this time of transition," Magrath are being interviewed for the UMSL position. said. Presently Magrath as well as the screening Grobman said th at 'an interim can take either ---Past committee and the special faculty committee are one of these positions;;' something in between. Magrath said that he did not know how long Visions meeting with the three to five candidates. MacKinney wi ll begin his interim role in MacKinney would have to serve as interim The candidates are also expected to meet with Januar~ '. alter Grobman has officially retired. Reflections UM President C. Peter chancellor. ' the various deans during their interview Ma~Kinn e y. a professor of psychology, joined Magrath was on 'campus . last MacKinney said that he would not comment on process. UMSL in 1976 . UMSL Chancellor Arnold B. week - but he wasn't interview­ his apPointment until Chancellor Grobman has Grobman made his final official ing candidates for the UMSL offi cially retired. Chancellor Grobman has r emained noti ceably He is a graduate of William Jewell College, and appearance on campus yester­ chancellorship. Grobman announced in May that he would step quiet during the search for a new chancellor. he received his masters and doctoral degrees day in a farewell gather ing in the It's a busy time for the UM down as chancellor effective Dec. 31. Grobman however has said that he is preparing from the University of Minnesota. University Center. president. He is [ravelling While MacKinney is serving as interim chan­ a memorandu'm for the new chancell or that gives across t he state for university cellor, the search for a new chancellor will his insights into the pOSition he held for over 10 Prior to coming to UMSL, MacKinney served as A related story on page 3 business. See what issues he is intensify. years. dean of graduate studies and research at Wrjght outlines his retirement and involved with in related story on Presently, the UMSL chancellor screening Concerning l\1acKinney's role as in terim chan­ State Uni versity. He has also served as dean of the future plans for the chancellor page 7. committee and a special faculty committee are cellor, Grobman sees two approaches Mac Kinney College of Science and SOCiety a t the University of and his wife, Hulda. interviewing candidates for the chancellorship. can take. . Wisconsin-Pa rkside. Kenosha. Wisconsin . .~ .. Denney Resigns Petition Circu ates AssemblyChair o Remove Barnes Weil.er said the ultimate goal was Daniel A. Kimack Daniel A. Kimack to take "'the whole situ ation with editor-in'chie! editor-in'chief Student Association and the Saying the move would reduce A petition asking for the removal As sembly to the Student Court and " unneeded exploitation" of the from offi ce of StUdent Association try to get some truthful and honest UiVISL student government, Student President Greg Barnes and Student a nswers. ,. Association Assembly chairperson Association Assembly chairperson " That's what \\'e want even if it Sue Denney last week announced Sue Denne\' has almo3t half the takes impeaching Greg Barnes. " .. her r esignation from office . . needed s ignatures to present the Denney. who held the Assembly Denney fell under criticism mid­ . request to Student Courl.organizers chair despite not bein g offiCially way' through the semester when it of the petition drive said. enrolled at UMSL. resigned from was revealed she was not officially The petition would need 5 percent her position last \\'eek. .: enrolled at UMSL. The Student of the s tudent popul aiion signatu res Denne\' said she took t he petition Association constitution prohibits r about 550) before a case could be into consideration, but it ·· \\"asn· t the - non-students from holding office. presented to the court. Student only reason" sh resign ed. "If the As sociation guidelines state. signatures become invalid then so She said her situation could be Circulation of the petition began be it. I can·t say I wouldn't be happ,v • detrimental to Student Asso~ iati orl deadlines came through informal three weeks ago in an effort to end about that.·· efforts. requests. can trOl'ersy s urround ing Stude nt At least four Assembly members "My situation should in no wa)' "An ultimatum for enrollment bv .-'l.ssociation and the Assemblv, chairman Rich Klosterman . reflect what's going on with Greg a certain date wouldn't be appropri­ Assembly member Mary Weil~r Kevin Locastelo, Sandy Richey and • (SA President Barnes) and Hilary ate." Wallace said. " The only hitch said. . Weiler- along with former member (SA Vice President Shelton) and the is that sbe can' t serve on a s tude nt I "V'-e're no t c laiming Greg Barnes Kim Fishman. are involved in the work that they are doing," ' Denney committee or office without being is not giving the commitment and 'petition drive. Weiler said. said. enrolled asa student."' effort in the many t hings he is " The petition will not specifically .. ··It" s like putting a magnifying Denney said she will continue to invohed in with Student Associa­ impeach Greg or Sue'- ' Fishman · glass to an ant farm and telling peo­ attend classes through the end of. ti on."' Weiler said. "But there has said. "We will get a fair hearing. !\ot ple it's a zoo," Denney added, ' this semester. She said she was una­ been flagrant breakings of the (Stu­ only do Greg and Sue deserve a fair explaining media attention and stu­ ble to pay tuition fees this semester dent ASSOCiation) constitution. dent concern regard'ing her enroll- See "Petition," page 6 be cause of disputes over past tI ment status. semester fees. Vice Chancellor for Student "My financial situation and Affairs D:l.l1 Wallace said Denney's dealings with the bureaucracy Nevv Ent rance For resignation was VOluntary. should not be incorporated with Stu­ Cedric R. Anderson • "1 don't think I could have dent Association," Denney said. resolved m y situation by early next HOLIDAY FESTIVAL: Students, faculty and staff decoraied a Bookstore Proposed Denney said s he felt her situation semester'-· she said. evergreen tree in the Universit y Center as part of a week-Iona was drawing too much attention and Denney, who ear lier s aid she was series of holiday events sponsored by the University Center and detracting from the purpose of stu­ .. given specific deadlines to enroll Student Activities . Construction dent government She said she did before she would be removed from "We know there isn' t any office. explained that those See " Denney," page 7 Could Start money for another building, so we have to make do with . r In M id-M arch what we have." - Ken Langston ~ Scholarship McNary Speaks Here Matt Merriman reponer

The UMSL Bookstore will soon ror anolher building, SU ',\ e JJ;:J \'.n I e: • Announced Chuck Wiethop alot of s uccesses and failures. I've had a lot of these." He tied this in. have a direct entrance on the north make do with what W E '!,ile UMSL Chancellor'S Council reporter with his recent actions regarding a side of the University C~nter. have. "Langston said. has established the Arnold B. The UMSL Student Investment stadium in St. Louis County. according to Kennet h Langston, Langston said th e project is still Grobman Scholarship in honor of Trust, a lso known as the Investment The evening also marked the offi­ bookstore manager. in the planning stage. An architect .• the retiring UMSL chancellor'S 10 Club, marked its first anniversary cial kickoffofthe Investment Club's According to Langston, t he new has been hi red to draw up the years of dedicated service to the with a reception at the UMSL fund drive. Club members had entrance is the main thrust of the specifications and the bUS iness university. Alumni House last week. St. Louis already undertaken a Phone-a-thon. upcoming remode ling project, office is getling ready to solicit Counc il Chairperson Ruth ' County E xecutive Gene McNary and a solicitation of th e faculty of which was designed to improve bids, Brvant anno unced the scholarship spoke at tbe reception, which also the School of-Business Administra­ accessibility and visibility. " If all goes well construction ~ M~nd ay during an afternoon offiCially kicked off a fund r a ising tion. The fund drive will continue Langston said studies have shown could start in mid-March and reception at the Univers ity Club drive for the Investment Club. with the contacting of a lumni of the more student traffic on the north hopefully they will be don e by t he Towe r. Appro](imately 150 com­ The Investment Club became School of Business Administration side of the building t han through the start of s ummer schooL" Langston munity and business leaders at- associated with McNary this past and with the solicitation of funds lobby. The current entrance from said. • tended the reception honoring year when m embers of the club from community businesses. The the lob by will also be retained. Accord ing to Langston, the con­ Grohman, who will retire on Dec. assisted him in his re-election cam­ first corporate pledge was presen, struction could cause some short­ 31. paign. Tyler Kahdeman, founder ted at the reception by a representa­ The new entrance wi ll not effect term heada ches. because it will be .. Arnold Grobman has made an and president of the Investme nt tive of Diversified Inc., Financial retail floor space. going on in what is curr entiy the • indelible mark on the thousands of Club, said that the involvement in Co ns ultants. "We won't lose or gain any space. textbook section of the bookstore. students who have attended UMSL the election helped the Investment Kahdeman said, " Ou r s hort term what we are doing will be better "There are a lot of unanswered in this last decade," Bryant said. Club become known throughout tbe goal is to continue fund raising t ill Co unty Executive Gene "lcNary utilization of t he space," Langston questions about what we will do dur­ "He also leaves a strong mark on St. Louis communitv, we have a fund of about S50,000.·' said. ing construction as far as serving the community. McNary said that he was students a chance to gain- some ex­ Langston said the books tore will the needs of our students goes, But The funds, whic h will be held in trust perience in cash management:· . '" "He has worked tirelessly in the impressed with the investm ent club still be verv small for the number of I'm s ure we will manage. I think the bv a bank, will be d irected· into Kahdem an added. See " Scholarship," page ') members afier having worked with i~vestme' nts by members of the students U-MSL has. new entrance will do a lot for. the See "McNary," page 4 them. He said, " Investments are Investment Club. "This will allow "We know there isn't any money bookstore." Langston said.

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BEHIND BARS EM ERGING SINKING SHIP

Terri Sey'mour takes a look at ' Blanche Touhill's hook, " The The soccer Rivermen lost a the upcoming play here on cam­ Emergin Univers ity," ' provides heatthreaking' 1-0 dec is ion to pus, " Women Behind Bars," The an excellent look hack at the Florida International University play is heing hilled as entertain­ history- making 20 years of in the National Collegiate ment for those interested. in UMSL. Too, the hook is a guide Athletic Association Division II vulgarity and ohscenity, for the growth of a. campus. soccer tournament. ---.-:...... -- Page 6 Page 10 ------Page14

L ., c--ed ." •.. orial--:- - - s 'tPage 2 CURRENT Nov. 21. 1985 i ·_ · , ' . :GrobmanHelps UMSL Grow Letters----~ i People Need active interest and When Arnold Grobman came to UiVISL over 10 years ago the VlS10n of involved in "their" government. UMSL becoming a "Harvard on the Mississippi" was fading. Grob­ To Learn To Sincerely,· ~ an realized that the vision of St. Louis having a liberal arts orien­ Ken M:eye.r ~ ed state university was an unrealistic approach to higher educatIOn Feed Themselves UMSL Student Senator.: ~inthe metropolit an area. His tenure at UMSL has supported hIS Member SA Exec~tive ~ Dear Editor: ~ ision of a comprehensive public university in the St. Louis area. Committ~_~ I He started with expanding the university'sphysical facilities with The quest to feed the world's starving masses goes on. Althougb Mhe acquistion of the Marillac property and hIS efforts are leading to millions of dollars will be raised, r new science building and an addition to the library. perhaps 40,000 people will die of Responds To malnutrition today. Of those peo­ i During Grobman's tenure the school of nursing and optometry ple who reach the aid centers, f'vere added to the UMSL curriculum. some will be left to die because Greg Barnes' · He has continued to expand the vision of UMSL becoming a com­ they are too weak to survive. Those , ~ rehensive public univerSity despite its l imited liberal art who have a chance will be fed r riented beginnings. ' , today. But who will feed them Latest Letter tomorrow? C The st. Louis community Sjhould commend Arnold Grobman for America is a land of vast res our­ Dear Editor: ~ _ ilis efforts. ce-s . But poor land use will leech My first, and probably my best . His work will continue to have a lasting impact at UMSL, He has the soil of its minerals and leave it instinct was not to respond : t-e: i;ho\vn great concern over the lack of s t udent housing for foreign a desert. Levees are built to hold Greg Barnes' letter of Nov. ~ i,:. . back the river during times of However. after reading t-wo " 'tudents and has actively pursued UMSL obtaining emphasis areas \ I, columns ~f " selective and bias·ed . r ~ @ flood , yet each flood would leave a ~n communications, engineering and legal education at night. i '" \ ~ . new layer of topsoil. Poor farming information" written by some­ ,j: ~ one who has " political or per-. to Grobman has an understa nding of the UMSL student and has con­ technique led to the creation of the dustbowl in Oklahoma that saw sonal grudges," I feel I must inued.to build an atmosphe re of lea rning that is conducive to the attempt to clarify a few pOints ­ raditional and non-traditional student populaton of UMSL. tons of topsoil swept to the east coast by the wind, Used made by Mr. Barnes, His term " citizen student" shows his understanding fo r the dual improperly, not even the land lasts First,' Mr. Barnes stated that trole UMSL students have as they seek higher education and retain forever. his administration had more : r heir links to the community instead of going away to college. Today the western hemisphere than 50 percent of its budget ap: t During his tenure at UMSL. new buildings such as Woods Hall is capable of feeding the world, propriation remaining. ilvere constructed. . Monies should be spent on teach­ However, it must be remem: - , ing people to feed themselves. bered that while the administra- - t The chancellor and Mrs, Grobman moved i nto a new Chancellor's Who' will feed them tomorrow? tion year began in May, the - • r esidence and have ut ilized the role 'J f ente rtaining various civic Layne Bradford budget year only began July 1 and ~ • ~ndbusiness leadersto build rela tions between the university and will run until June 30 , 1986. The the community. current SA administration is not : Says Controversy at Ii berty to spend each of the Grobman in-itiated a "Chancellor'S Report to the Co mmunity." l $23,400 appropriated; it would f ach year, hundreds of Missourians have listened to Grobman Not Related only be courteous to leave some . report on the s tate of affairs at UMSL. operating capital for the next ..' TbAssemb/y administration's first two He has also developed a community leaders luncheon series that months in office. flso brings influential people closer to UMSL. Dear Editor: Second, tbe major accomplish­ All of these actions taken by Grobman. to bring about an public It is u.nfortunate that the con­ 5 ment of saving thousands of Dnd private sector awareness of UMSL's role in the community, will troversy surrounding the Student Association Hierarchy (Greg dollars by not replacing the full: _ lave a lasting impact on higher education in.the St Louis region. Barnes, Hilary Shelton, Sue Den­ time secretary hardly gives the ,;, ney) has tarnished the reputation current administration license In hindsight, Grobman probably would have done some things dif­ of the whole SA and not just their to spend $6,400 on other line .' erent, however when the final chapter of his work at UMSL is com­ own reputations. When Greg items. The SA received a budget ' leted he will not only be remembered for his l e ngthy 10 year s of Barnes nominated Sue Denney to appropriation of $23 ,400 from ervice, but for the qua lit.y of the s ervice that he has given, the Assembly as Chairperson, the last year's Budget Committee Assembly, of which I am a mem­ after arguing that such a large ber, did not know that she was not budget was necessary because of officially a student. Sue Denney is the full-time secretary's salary still not officially a student. Sign­ of $10.000. If Mr. Barnes is not ing up for classes, whicb Denney going to replace the SA sec- . Questions Need Answers has only one this semester, does retary, it seems appropriate that' • 1 not make a person an official stu­ her remaining salary allocation dent. Paying for that class and be returned to the Budget Com­ Should Student As s ociation President Greg Barne" be removed There is no added parking. If there was will that be a token? There those of previous semesters, does. mittee and that he quit complain: : am office. Should he a ns\\-'er to the Student Court c on cernmg SA is no MoPIRG group. Even if that comes through, should we sit Since her status has become . ing about office disarray due to t. ction~the past several months~ Should Barne s and Vice President through the backstabbing and name calling between Barnes and public knowledge, Sue Denney has the lack of clerical help. ' f!ilary Shelton be commende d for sus t a ined effort s in pushing for Denney and members of the Assembly? stepped aside 'temporarily" as Finallv, I would like to set the , divestment of monies invested in companies doi ng business Of course not. If the Student Association is to accomplish anything chairperson of the SA Assembly. trM record straight regarding the ' Furthermore, Denney has been t;rith South Africa and othe r SA action? it set out to do beyond divestment, there needs to be changes. There roles of Kim Fishman and myself .' removed from the SA Budget Com­ ~ Certainly, having a hand in the new task f o rc~ recommendations needs to be a working together of the Assembly and Barnes. in September's election. Ms. ' . mittee. Minutes for tbe last SABC UM President C. Peter Magrath IS thlS year stop pnze for SA. Perhaps the answer is the petition drive. Maybe Barnes will be Fishman was unable to fulfill her .,meeting on Nov. 11,1985, do not list , any hours of hard work, many miles of travel and feeling of frus­ brought to the Stud ent Court to answer some questions and confront dutIes as Administrative Com' , t Denney as being present or absent, " ation could pay off when Magrath makes his recommendations to allegations. That solution would be best for all involved, including mittee chair because of com: · indicating that she has been plications in her ninth month of · ihe UM Board of Curators tomorrow. the student body. dropped froin. the committee. If pregnancy. Aiter agreeing to be . i But what else have w e seen from St udent Association t his year, We feel the resignation of Denney will alleviate some problems the hierarchy of the SA can not vice-chair of that committee; I' ~iscounting a disgruntled Student Association Assembly. the between the Assembly and Barnes. But we do not feel it will keep their own affairs in order how inquired of both Ms. Fishman ' fesignation of Assembly chairperson Sue Denney. and a slew of alleviate all of t hem. If that was part of the reason Denney stepped can they expect to have an and Ms. Denney as to my duties of misappropriation oLfundsand political chicanery? aside, then so be it. influence on . the school's cusations with regard to the election. Both administration? · There is the recently s t ru dured task force stud)Ting the university Still, the actions of Barnes and Vice President Hilary Shelton individuals told me that Ms. Den­ While the SA has done an admir­ · okstore. There have been hunger drives. There is a motion to need to be clarified. Are they trying to push things through the ney would handle the pre­ able job in the move toward UM name the University Center to commemorate Dr. Martin Assembly or executive session committees? Is there a good working election arrangements and i ' divestment of retirement and . uther King. relationship between the two and the Assembly. Can they work need only officiate at the ballot ~ endowment funds in companies Plus, there is the continued fight from years past for student park­ effecti vely together. counting. Unfortunately, I was t. doing business with South Africa, unahle to perform in that capcit ~ _ iltg and a renewed interest in the acquisition of an UMSL chapter of That apparently is not the case right now. Answers are needed, other student issues have received as I had been admitted to Barnes tte Public Interest Research Group. and some feel a petition drive to remove Barnes from office is the little or no attention. In the Nov. Hospital with a possible t But what have we seen beyond divestment efforts and perhaps a answer . .If the Student Court brings out those answers, tnen so be 21 , 1985, edition of the Current, pulmonary embolism the day 'ew resolution tomorrow? What will we s ee? it. Barnes stated that he is concerned that students are concerned with before the election. Obviously, Mr. Barnes. found it to his advan­ issues here at home. Surprisel If " Barnes and Shelton had put near as tage not to releae this information. ~ Grobman ' much time into the booksto're • xpresses Appreciation For UMSL problem over the last two years as It is not my intent to engage in an "orgy of yellow journalism." It · I am oleased that the Current is educatJonal opportunities that they have in the divestment move­ we live. sity. Members of the staff have has only been my desire to serve me this space to send a have been provided by UMSL. I ment we would be practicing a' ~ providi~g The productive association I cheerfully responded to all UMSL students, both by rep­ ~ brief message to the campus com­ leave the chancellorship with a solution rather than beginning have had \vith the faculty is of requests I have made of them,and resenting the Academy in the ; munity on the eve of my leaving feeling of solid satisfaction in the research. great importance to me. Not only they have been of enormous help Student Assembly and by bring­ • the chancellorship to become a educational performances of our Vice Chancellor for Student do our faculty members freely to me. . ing into light quetions which · Research Professor at the Univer­ students and faculty. Affairs Lowe S. MacLean has share their knowledge with our These few words are an inade­ 'announce'd that Student Activities need answers. I have recently : sity. This is not the place to I also respect the efforts our students, but they contribute sub­ quate expression of the feeling of and Student ' Association records attempted to turn my seat as rep­ :' recount our accomplishments or students have put 'into outside stantially to the reservoir of inward satisfaction I have been resentative over to an enthusias- ;, lament lost opportunities during have . been and will remain employment, musical performan­ knowledge that is so important to enjoying through my association . tic individual, not because I face , our 10 years together. It is appro­ "public" records. This decision ces, athletics, the Current and our sO'ciety, They carry out this with members of this campus ;expulsion for one proxy rep­ : 'priate, however, to express here should be applauded. While some dual responsibility of teaching and community. The cooperation I SA elected officials have resentation and a summer. ~ my appreciation for the effective research remarkably well. Many have received from the campus absence which does not count, : and diligent ways members of the expressed their displeasure about of our faculty members have, in corrimunity has made my chan­ but because I am disheartened by ; community have pursued their the information available to ,addition, participated in cellorship a rich, exciting and the internal controversies and ad :·yarious responsibilities. students, open records are a deliberations that have resulted in rewarding experience. I extend hominen arguments which do Good education occurs when natural." checks and balances" for important policy decisions for our my gratitude to the members of ;, serious students and knowledge­ any hierarchy. nothing to benefit UMSL other publications. course campus and I am grateful for that the UMSL community and leave : able professors interact in formal It is unfortunate that these con­ students. I thought working for valued service to the university. the chancellorship with full con­ : and informal discussions, I am evaluations, student troversies have adversely affec- , students was why we became organizations and many other The support staff has been of fidence in a splendid future for 'pleased with the quality of educa­ ted the UMSL student body and active in student government in diverse extracurricular activities tremendous assistance to our the university. : tion ' our students have been their concerns about student the first place . . including sincere efforts to con­ students and faculty ' and are Arnold B. Grobman : receiving and I know that our issues. But hopefully this will tribute to the betterment of the essential participants in _the Chancellor · graduates are appreciative of the encourage more students to take . Mary T. Weiler campus and the world in which orderly operation of the unlver-

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• House 11_ Grobman Newsbriefs

Opportunity For UM Campuses To Participate In Programs At Athens

For about 35 years, the University of Missouri has been a cooperating institution of the American School of Classical Studies at Athens. The American School is the only recognized center for the advanced study in fields concerned with classical antiquity for Americans in Greece, and the opportunity to participate in its pro­ grams is available to all UM campuses. As a cooperating institution, UM faculty are eligible for con­ sider ation for appointment as visiting professors at the school and may utilize the l ibrary and other resources of the school when in Athens. In addition, students graduated from UM may apply to tbe regu lar session of the school and, if accepted, will be required to pay only half the tuition charge. Professors William Biers, art history and archaeology; Eugene Lane, classical studies; and Fordyce Mitchel, history, all of the Columbia campus, are knowledgable about the American School. Biers and Mitchel are the University's offical representatives on the managing co mmittee of the s chool. If you have any questions, please contact them directly. Professor Of Physics Department Receives Honors For His Studies

Philip B. James, professor and chairperson of the physics depart­ m ent at DMSL, has been elected a Fellow of The American Physical Society. Dr. James received the honor for his experimental and ' theoretical studies of th e pl anet Mars and the evolution of martian climate. He is currently the principal investigator on a two-year, $100,000 grant from the National Aeronautics and Space Administration to observe seasonal changes on Mars. He also was a member of the :Research Will Although Grobman is preparing I am very pleased that despite the I am disapPointed that we haven't Viking Orbiter Imaging Team in 1977-78 .and has continued to for the future, he has many fact we had go ne through a very got a fine arts and co mmunications analyze Mars data for NASA. James joined the UMSL physics impressions about his past 10 years serious recession, we were able to building. I t hink . those ar e fac ult\' in 196.8 . ~FOilow Tenure a't UMS L. acquire the Marillac campus. necessities. I am also disappointed Th e- Am erican Physical Society chooses as Fellows a few mem­ Th e fo llowing is the result of an Acquirin g that campus gave us new that we haven't had funds to restruc­ bers each year who have contributed to the advancement of physics interview with Chancellor buildings and space that we ture our road system. The road sys­ by ind ependent, original research or wh o have rendered a special'" .Of:Ch ancellor Grobma n. otherswise couldn't acquire during tem is inadequate on campus. service to the sciences. a recession. That was very In terms of programs, I am : Sh~v, en Brawley DOD valuable. pleased that we have add ed about 10 : ' : managing editor I am pleased with the bond issue new bachelor programs, some mas­ ~ When arriving back at UM SL in What things are yuu most pleased and that we got the science building ters programs and the school ' of Winter Semester Courses Offered : January, Arnold Grobm an will have with accomplishing during yo ur out of it. It also loo ks like we wi ll get nursing and optometry. These are : a hew set. of duties. time at UMSL? an additio n to t he library. all steps forward . It has moved us At Undbergh High School \Vo r king on research projects in from a relatively restricted liberal . bioiogical research will cic cu.py the ar ts college towa rds a comprehen­ UMSL \~ i l l offer credit courses this winter at Lindbergh High ·time he once spent going (wer sive public university. School, 4900 S. Lindbergh Blvd. : CMSI.;s status in the field of We need many more programs. I Tvventy co urses, each worth t hree credit hours, will' meet one : higper education. Arnold And Hulda hope that we will be able to make nigh t a week from Jan. 13 through April 30. All courses will meet ~ H O~'1ever, since he has spent over more prog ress more rapidly in the from 6:30 to 9:15 p.m. except Approaches to Ethics, 4 to 6:45 p.m ., . 10 ye.ars as UMSL's chancell or. . fu ture . and Legal Aspects of Educational Administration, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. he has carefully planned how he wi ll · G obma LookAhead I am pl eased with the faculty we Tu ition is S14 7.73 for undergraduates and $189.45 for graduate : ser ve the campus in the next two have. They are good people who are students. On-campus registration will be held in Clark Hall at DMSL : years before he retires. ph ysically and atmospherically. well trained and they come from top on Jan. 8 and 9,4:30 to 8 p.m. registrations will be accepted the first, Steven Brawley As they look a head to their new .. Grobman said he will not get managing editor notch institutions. They are inte­ night of class. To register by mail, contact Brenda Shannon's office : invol,ved in any campus activities way of life both emphasize the rested in instruction and are at 553-596l. · for· the first year after his The moving van arrived a day positive. resear ch oriented. Books may be purchased in the DMSL bookstore or on the second :retlrement. early. His papers are being sor­ The chancellor said the change The students are of two kin ds. We night of class. ') £ I am put up for election for the ted through and her furniture is in their lifestyle will be have one group of s tudents who are Courses offered are: Senate. I'll declin e. " he said. still being arranged and tremendous. traditio nal st udents who come from 1I'Ionday's: Teaching BasiC Read ing Skills to Adults; Group Pro­ "i .don·t think I should intrude or r earr- ged in a do> 'ntO\ 'n lo ft. Their new re idence is an xam­ high scho ol di rectly to campus and cedures in Counseling; Ca r eer Development; Individual Intelligence : in an~' way make any ' r ecommen­ When Arno ld and Hulda Gr ob­ ple of this change. participate in st ud ent activities. We Testing: and The Department Head. . dations that would be difficult for man arrived in St. Louis in 1975 have a large number of non­ Tuesdays: Human Rel ati ons Skills; Language Acquisition and Thc Grobman's downtown loft ~h e new chancellor." he said. they settled into a r outin e which traditional stUdents. These students Developme~ t in Early Chlldhood; Legal Aspects of Educational is full of contemporary open Grobman said that he will refrain lasted over 10 years. are married. older, and go to school Administration; Psychology of the Elementary School Child; Teach­ Now as the chancellor and his spaces and wi nd ows. This is a part time. This is what makes the ing Language Arts and Reading N-9; Approaches to Ethics; and from.any campus activit\· for a while sharp co ntrast to the traditional to ,n}ake the transitlon De rween wife prepare to leave th e ir role student body of this campus more Behavior Management. tudor Chancellor'S Residence in .chancell or·s easier. as L\ISL's first couple. they are heterogenious. I think this lends in­ W e dnesdays~ Seminar: Counseling Older Adults; Principles and Bellerive Acres. · However Grobman does believe prepar'ing to settle into another terest to the campus and makes it Procedures of Student Personnel Wor k; Collective Negotiations in Mrs. Grobman said this was that he can help the new chancellor routine. more of a cosmopolitan Educ ational Organizations; The Analysis and Correction of Reading ' done intentionally. She said that e ase .into their new role. As they prepare to begin a new community. Problems in the Classroom; Inte rpretation of Educational Tests and she believed if one is going to '-rve got a lot of advice for this gu y way of life. t he Chance'llor's ;Vleasurements; Individualizing Instruction in Secondary Schools; office in Woods Hall is empty. make a change it should nol in What things and ideas have been set Psychology and Education of Exceptional Ind ividuals; and Learning "or g-

.., I ' . page 4 CURRENT McNary Grobman from page 1 be used for merit scholarships to be ning College about the establish­ awarded by faculty of the School of ment of a separate Investment Club . The investment club runs a large Business Administration. He added for evening students. Khademan pOrtfolio with three different parts. that the long term goal ofthe Invest­ also said tbat faculty members Ken­ . from page 3 One part is ,conservative and is ment Club is to provide the St. Lou is neth Locke and Edward Lawr_ence made ull. majnly_ of "Blue Chip" .community with graduat~s had provided support and assis­ with the title of research stock.s. Another _part is aggressive, experienced in cash management. tance to the club in its first year . . professor. being made up of risky investments Khademan said that there has The chancellor is planning to and Over-the-Counter securities. been a great deal of interest in the During the past year, Investment , work on several projects in The third part involves investments Investment Club in its first year. He Club members toured the 'major biological research when he in other markets and include said that Donald Driemeier, Dean of . financial corporations in St. Louis. returns to UMSL in January as tre_a_~4I Y bonds and risk-free the School of Business Administra­ Some members also took a trip to a professor. . securities. tion, had a big role in bringing it . the Chicago Board of Trade, with Besides working in his new lab , Kahdeman said that any about and that Driemeier has been some members even working there on the south campus, Grobman dividends from the investments will ilflproacherl hy "i~lrlpnts in the Eve- for a short while this summer. · also plans to work ona book. He said tbat his working title for the book is " Essays in Educa­ tion" and that it will encompass · Internships Provide Experience · elementary, secondary, and university systems of , worked internships at Kenrick after an interview because of the education. Mike Luczak Mrs. Grobman plans to con­ reporter Advertising Inc. and D' Arcy, Mac­ impression it makes. Manus & Masius Inc. She also "Dropping off a thank you note tinue to serve as professor of , Internships are the best way to worked as photography director and shows you care, and employers like health education at St. Louis qualify for ajob after college, UMSL feature writer for the UMSL Cur­ that,': Newman said. University Medical School dur­ graduate Margie Newman said rent. According to Newman, these According to Newman, there are ing the chancellor'S final two here Monday. jobs allowed her to bu ild a portfolio, three different areas ' of com­ years at UMSL as a professor. Newman, who works as a writer/ which was important in finding jobs ' munications that students can find Besides continue her role as production manager at Powers, Car­ after graduation. jobs. These areas include employee professor, Mrs. Grobman plans penter and Hall Inc., spoke to a news "Part of what got me jobs was that communications, media relations, to use the free time, that used to writing class about how to get a job ] had stories and photos to show," and advertising. be filled with her entertaining in communications and the impor­ Newman said. "Despite what some may say, duties at offical and unoffical tance of internships. When looking for internships communications is more a priority UMSL functions, to increase her " It doesn't matter what your Newman said it's important to let with many companies today:" New­ volunteer work and do some local degree is, but it's what experience employers know that you want to get man said. Sightseeing. ' you have that counts," Newman something in print. According to Newman, working One spot that she hasn't visited said. " It's important to have a portfolio for a company is becoming a more · during ber 10 years in St. Louis is LAB BOUND: ChanceliorGrobman will return to UMSL in JanuarY-as ' Newman said that internships when you go for an interview, complicated experience, and that's Cahokia mounds. She said that a research professor. Grobman will spend two more years at UMSt. provide the needed experience because it could make the dif­ why companies are spending more was at the top of her and the chan­ before he retires. employers in communications look ference of you getting a job over money on communications. '~ellors local sightseeing list.· for. someone else," Newman said. "The most important thing to Mrs . Grobman plans to work on "The best way to get an internship When applying for a job in com­ remember is that you have to sell educational projects at S1. Louis Chancellor is through school," Newman said. munications, Newman recom­ yourself to get a position." University and she said she was also interested in learning about As an UMSL student, Newman mends dropping off a thank you note Newman said. from page 3 teaching literacy skills to occupational therapy as an exten. " adults. residents to have legal education at sion of the nursing program. V{e. 1 One reason for her interest in night. I think a public law school should also be doing a more com­ prehEnsive job than we are in' the ·. .Cooperative Plan Not Submitted Yet this particular field is because of would be valuable here. I would like the high illiteracy rate among the to see undergraduate engineering area of communications. We · cir.e ­ education available. St. Louis is the slowl y building up facilities in radio UMSL officals say that they oer meeting. posed plan would begin dis­ people who live on the Carribean cussions on cooperative efforts island where she and the chan­ largest industrial area in the state and television. Topping it all eff. 'were unable to submit a plan that The plan is the result of the and we should be providing under­ would be more graduate work. ' ...., would increase cooperation be- , CBHE proposal that would have between the area universities. cellor have a residence. For the immediate future, graduate engineering, whether it be We are very much intereste-d in " . tween the university, St. Louis merged UMSL and Harris-Stowe done by this campus or somebody campus housing. Right now we. are Community College and Harris­ and make a new public university Earlier this year, ' a pre­ Arnold and Hulda Grobman will liminary report was submitted. ' leave behind all t he farewell par­ else. looking at apartments rather than' Stowe State College. separate from the UM system. I think we should have increased do rmitories. I wouLd like to see 'us' Shalia Aery, commissioner for The new plan would increase ties and will spend some time further cooperation betweeen organizing their new downtown programs in health care centered havespaceforabout3t05percentof ~ The Coordinating Board of higher education, asked for such around what we already have in our students having housing avait-· a plan after public opposition to UMSL, Harris Stowe and the loft and take a December trip to Higher Education requested tbat nursing and optometry. ] can see able to tbein. We have space on. the ' a plan be submitted at its Decem- the CElIE propos.;]. The' ;>"n_ community colleges. their Virgin Islands home. programs in physicaL therapy and south campus for such a plan_ ~ .;. 'w .------~~ I I· .- A STEVEN SPIELBERG .. UMSL Debate FILM and Forensics Club .. W inter 1985 Schedule The . "

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" . UM President.Examines Many Campus, University Issues 1 ,-" .. . ' . . . - D:.@:nlel A. Kimack Magrath said since the UM sys­ · ~E!i~or'in·chief tem plays a major role in high<>r . education in Missouri, that it will'-' ',. St~ven Brawley rpanaging editor also play a.major role in the cam­ paign. Therefore, he sees his role in. . the campaign as equally, . President C. Peter Magrath "last' week talked with the Current, important. " " The campaign does speak of. agdressing issues that ranged from tlle university's four-campus sys­ something that excites the imagina-: t in to his recommendations con­ lion of people in the state." he. ' cerrimg UM investments with said. Magrath pointed out that statis-. "c6mpanies doing business with ti cs consistently show that Missouri sbuth Africa to a new group, Mis­ doesn't invest heavily in higher·. sourians For Higher Education. education. l<'O-llowing are some excerpts However, he said, "I don't want to <-f~.om that interview: dwell on the past. You can't solve the "I'm very confident past by saying we are badly TASKFORCE "The task force in my "You don't get "If the state doesn't judgement has done _with what we're doing. emminence just by say­ invest in education, we funded." .. . After reviewing reports from a excellent work. I have to AppOinting the chan­ ing you're going to have won't have the kind of Magrath said if increased: 'UMtask force studying the univer­ do what! think is right. It cellor is my responsibili­ emminence. You don't state that is coo peration can benefit efforts be ~ .· tween the public and private' si ~ s, investment policy with South doesn't mean that is ty, subject to approval by confer it on yourself. economically and other­ educational systems, then it c;an AfnC'Sl. Magrath is expected to for- necessarily right." the (UM Board of) Others confer it on you. wise vibrant." , warll his recommendations to the Curators." increase efforts from within the UM system as well. ' ~M -Board of Curators at its - Magrath on UM divest­ Magrath on Magrath o n Highe r Magrath on the chan­ Magrath said if something good is ~eeting tomorrow . m'ent from South Africa cellor search at UMsL emminence at UM~L Education For M issouri • Magrath said he was not at liberty happening on one of the four cam­ puses, then it would be wise to to discuss the context of his report photos by CedriC R. Anderson bat will be forwarded to the increase resources to enhance their work. cUT~tors. ~e said, however, that his He said if something is a " real ' r~mmend;l.tions "will be out of the over the St. Louis campus." Grobman, who announced his organization known as ., Higher the state should invest in higher thri ll " on the Columbia campus, for c te.xt of the task force Said Magrath of juggling t he three resignation in May, will leave at the Education for Missouri." education. example, then people on the St. .. dHicussion. " end of this month. Vice Chancellor searches: "It's very fragmented. It's The group was formed to promote "If the state does n'l inv est in Lou is campus should be equally as very complicated. You can assume Arthur McKinney will serve as increased appreciation and support education, we won·t have the kind of proud. "The task force in my judgement there's three to five people for each has done excellent work in handling interim chancellor until a replace­ for higher education from both state that is economically and He said the same should go for­ positlOn, so you're dealing with 15 ment is ' found, Magrath told the private and public institutions otherwise vibrant," he said. good programs at UMSL, UMKCand very' complex issues," Magrath people, more or less. It·s courtship Current. across the state. the Rolla campuses. .said. But Magrath's recommen­ that is very complicated." ''I'm Very confident with 'vhat Magrath said that the Chronicle of Presesntly, he thinks there is dations "won't necessarily be iden­ Magrath said he didnot know how we're doing," Magrath said of the Magrath said that this campaign Higher Education has contacted competition between the four . tical to the task force long McKinney will be expected to selection process ... Appointing the is unique because it is being done on him for information abou t the campuses. recommendations. You must not retain the intrim' chancell or post. ", attempt to assume that." chancellor is my responsibility, a voluntary basis. effort. " It's not the destructive activity ' subject to approval by the c;urators. Th ere are presently independent lnmany states. public and private that I'm concerned with," he said. "r have to do what I think is rrght," EMMINENCE PROGRAMS he continued. "It doesn't mean that I make no bones about that. I have a organizations for community higher education systems are very He said that he wants to is necessarily Tight. I really believe certain responsibility." colleges, state colleges, and polarized. emphasize constructive coopera- ' Magrath said, though. that he is private colleges. Magrath said that this campaign tion between students, faculty, and peaple can have different Magrath, who said earlier that a working closely with the UMSL "These organizations are the will help reduce · polarization administrators on . all four "judgements. But I never recom­ second emminence program for selection committee which will building blocks behind this cam· through communication. campuses. mend anything that I don't honestly UMSL could be a possibility in the screen candidates and make recom- paign," Magrath said. ··We will meet on a regular basis Magrath summarized his attitude ' belfeve is right. That doesn't mean near futu re, questioned the backing that you or anyone· else will think it mendations to Magrath. '. to share information and open lines about campus realtionships by say- ' 'Tm working off the names given such a proposal would receive. "is viable." "Higher Education For Missouri of communications be!\\'een our ing, " Bringing people together and ' to me by the screening committee," UMSL had its chemistry program is the coming together of all public and private colleges." learning from each other is one of . Magrath said he hopes his recom­ he said. " Only from the people naominated and excepted for colleges from both the state and Magrath said. my responsibilites." they suggested." emminence at an earlier Board Of mendations " will count for some­ public in one organization," he thing" before the curators. " The screening and search com­ Curators meeting. said. .. 'Magrath appointed the task force m'ittee is credible." "You don't get emminence just by saying you're going to have The focus of the campaign is to aft~r student protests at his "What you can assume and be inform the public about the impor· inaugural. The task force focused on accurate,:' Magrath continued, ··is emminence," Magrath said. "You tance of higher education. whether the moral and financial responsibil- tha"t t here are several outstanding don· t confer it on yourself. Others Curators To Meet confer it on yo u. it is concerning public. community. •. ities of the university during its prospects still being considered for or private institutions. hearings at all four campuses. the chancellorship here." '·Thi s campus already has a set of ded by a UM task force studying Along with the search for an pri orities as recommended by " We won't change anything over· . UM President C. Peter the investment issue. CHANCELLOR SELECTION UMSL chancellor, Magrath is Chancellor Grobman." night," Magrath said. "\\'e will raise Magrath will [or wal u his reco m­ Also. the curators will discuss involved with the selection pro­ Magrath said funding and other awareness of :\-lissourians that mendations cont' rning uni\'er­ the proposed light rail system • cesses for a Missouri-Rolla chan­ available resources could limit the education is a good im'estment fo r sit\" in\' estment in companies According to Magrath, the search cellor and a UM vice-president. prospect of another emminence the state." doing business wi h out il At ie-a targeted fo r the UMSL campus. for a replacement of resigning "Somebody suggested we put dif­ program at Ul\·ISL. According to Magrath. the group 10morrO\r at the L'~I Board of Topics up for action at the Curators I"m eeting in Col um b'l a. meeting will include a change in UMSL Chancellor Arnold B. Grob- . ferent color jerseys on these people plans to mobilize about 100 citizens. Yro, L MSL traffic regulations and .. n,'lan is progressing steadily. Though to keep them separate." Magrath HIGHER EDUCATION civic leaders and business leaders ~ I ag ra!h' s recommendations deferred and pre.payment plans h'e was on campus last week, he ~aid said tbngue-in·cheek. "r might to become im'o!ved in the folio\\' r p('(1n1m" ",1. I inn: r. ,rwn r- he was not in St. Louis to interview invite somebody that is a candidate Ma O'ra lh is current!\' serving as ampagin. for student fees. c~ndidates for the position. for the Rolla chancellor ship to take chairman of a n~wly formed Magrath strongl~' belJe\'es that .~------, Du DO 000 ATTENT ON /1 • ALL S~/U DEN-IS The Department of OF ALL MAJORS Speech Commu.nication I. and the University Pl ayers

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~I Dec. 5, 198"5 page 6 CURRENT 'Petition

.• from page 1 Denney would resolve her situa­ petition drive, which, he said, could • The election of Student Court t, ·hearing. but so does the officers violated Student Asso­ tion concerning the payment of this be used for Student Association efforts, · ASsembly." ciation guidelines. semest"er's and past semester's ."1 don't think we'.re in any danger Weiler and Fishman contend that fees, He said he did not feel it would " There are a couple of questions at '. all," Barnes said. "We haven't Barnes has utilized executive be a problem. ' you have to ask yourself," Barnes Bo'ne anything wrong, If al\ they sessions to pass certain motions Barnes added that the use of the said. " First, what have these people ' 'fa~t is answers, then impeachment this semester that otherwise would van and "all major expenditures" done for ' Student Association? -is' not the correct way to go about not make it through the Assembly. 'were approved by the Assembly, Second, are these people really rep­ i it ~J Petition organizers also are upset "We're upset mostly with the way resenting anyone? they're acting on • ""If they think they have a case that many of the Student Court jus­ things are ' done," Weiler said. third arid fourth hand information . ~hey can have their day in court," tices appointed were members of "There has been rubber stamp' and they don't represent what the ~ Ba~nes added, the Assembly. Assembly members approval in the Assembly of what ,Student Association is doing." , " Organizers of the drive cite four are prohibited from serving on the iGreg and Hilary want. 'issues concerning student govern­ court, according to the Student "We're constantly fiilding out Petitioners are expected to meet ment that have met "inproprieties." Association, things are being done inapprop­ today to discuss the validity of 'Thbse include: Too, controversy surrounds the riately. And beyond divestiture, the signatures already collected. , ' . The fact that Denney held the use of a university van during the Student Association has accom­ Because the petition asks for the :Assembly chair without enrolling summer that Barnes and Shelton' plished nothing. There has been a removal of both Barnes and Denney;' PRACTICE: Members 0.1 the "Women Behind Bars" cast practice; ' at UMSL, used for travel wjJ.ile involved in the lot of committees appointed, but "(signatures) could become for their Dec. 6, 7, and 8 performances in the Benton Hall ; divestment issue. invalid," Weiler said, "We might Theatre. ! ;. Travel conducted by Barnes nothing has been done." , artd Student Association Vice Presi­ Weiler said Barnes knew of Den­ Said Fishman: "The Assembly have to start all over, We don't know. , d'etlt Hilary Shelton during the sum­ ney's unofficial status and failed to deserves some answers to some There is no precedent.' , mer months. inform the Assembly, general questions." WornenBehind Bars : '!t Stipulations of business Stu­ "There has been nothing done Barnes said tbe petition is the Barnes said he did not know if dent Association conducts in execu- 'Other than according to the constitu­ ,result of personality conflicts and Denney's resignation would tion," Barnes said, "person:Jl "endettas," He> feels too challenge the validity of the " If the audioen ce hales the play. • tive sessions rather than Assembly Terri Seymour it is the director's fault. If they RarnQs s.aid ht:' ,~.:: :" -:- ::~:: ~ -~ much time has been wasted in the signatures, 'meetings, Reporter love it, it is due to the a ctors," Vulgarity, obscenity, slime Salomon said. He feels his and terrific humor. Sound good? greatest accomplishment as a Mov'e To Oust Liberal Professors Undervvay If so, you will love "Wo'men director was with "Catch 22" in Behind Bars," says Wayne 1980, performed by the Theatre Reader's public lectures, largely pIe communists, but then sOllie of Project Company at Union, ." (CPS) - Accuracy in Academia, So far, ASU has stood behind Salomon, t he play's director. becaus~ he uses too much class time them lost their jobs," Cal· Davis Station. ;th~ ideological watchdog group that Reader, the lone professor named At 37 , Salomon, an English to discuss the threat of nuclear administrator Bill Antaramian ,llegan hunting for " liberal" pro­ publicly. major and graduate of UMSL, has Although Salomon continues "There have been no reprisals war. observes. directed and acted in over 100 to act occasionally, he said he : fessors earlier this fall, has begun to "He devotes his whole class to the 'name names and, according to against Reader," Brent Brown, ,"This is what was done in Nazi plays, at least six of which he prefers to direct, He also said nuclear issue," Scully says. " If you ' Germany. Students did this for that he reallv likes to dired SQme, to apply pressure on adminis­ Arizona State's vice president of directed here at UMSL, Salomon, I call a course one thing, you should Hitler when he was getting started," trators to rein in - if not fire - community affairs, said. "He is a re­ presently a free-lance director, stu dents. because he enjoys not teach something entirely Antaramian adds. helping them and he can relate to . the professors. spected member of our faculty." has directed for the Children's different." Scully contends AlA's objective is what they are going throu gh.' In its first newsletter, AlA "The administration has come out Theatre at the Loretta Hilton and "The charges are false," Reader merely to "make· free and open Salomon said his favo rite ,dlrec­ accused Arizona State political , on my behalf, fully and completely," the Theatre Project Company. says, "What's so lovely (is that) I debate," on views espoused by lef­ tor to work with is Denny Bettis­ science Professor Mark Reader of . Reader affirms. when it was located at Union Sta­ have so much documentation, It will tist professors, tion, He is also director for the worth, " 1 wo1!ld go anywhere tq u~ing his classes to espouse his Brown adds there's been no reac­ show that they are inaccurate." ASU's Reader attributes the work for him," he said, "Denny is' vj~ws on nuclear weaponry, tion from the state legislature, Little Theatre on the Square, a An anonymous AlA monitor con­ effort to what he sees as AlA's , , AlA then sent a letter complain­ either. During the McCarthy Era in summer-stock theatre in the person who started my tends Karasch presents only the unwillingness to allow free and open ing about Reader to the ASU the early 1950s, state legislators, Illinois. career. "leftist" viewpoint about Central administration, sometimes threatened to slash debate. He has been working with pro­ Salomon said he enjoys work­ America in her classes. "Most political thinking (today) is ,AlA National Director Matthew college funding if the college fessionals for the past several ing with most of the ae'tors in St: Scully refuses to elaborate on the being cast against the possibility of Louis. " Competition 'is not very says AlA will be naming three refused to fire professors with years, but said he "was anxious to S.c..~IIY Karasch case, and Karasch did not extinction of the human race." he more allegedly-leftist professors in whom they disagreed. work with students again." Most cut-throat, but very relaxed," he return phone calls ' to College says. "These people don't want to said, Salomon also feels that i~s next newsletter, which the " I don't see any indication of any of the players in " Women Behind Press Service, tbink about the extinction organization distributes to 5,000 pressure to muzzle our professors," Bars are not looking for careers actors in the community are very Scully says AlA looks into its possibility," people and organizations. Brown says. in acting, in fact over half have supportive of each other, which monitors' reports hefore "review­ But Scully asserts it's the pro­ Though Scully refuses to name " We are very pleased with the re­ .never been in a play before, makes St. Louis a 'great place to ing" professors in its newsletter. fessors who aren't thinking, the three teachers AlA will charge sponse of college president," said Salomon said, "but this is a work, But AlA's investigations and pro­ " They (professors) have led an mislead their students, College Iris Molotsky of the American terrific place to get experience, ,. Although Salomon has seen fessors' confidence that their insular existance, A word of fy'ess Service has learned that Mary Association of University Pro­ A few of the players are com­ " Women Behind Bars," he haS' schools will support them haven't criticism to them represents cen' Karasch, a history professor at fessors, which at a national meeting munications majors, however never directed it. The play is a muted the alarm in the academic sorship," Scully observes, " When Oa,kland University in Michigan, last week passed resolut ions con- ' there are some business spoof on prison life in the 1950s community. ; you have an ideological fever "",ill be one of them. demning AlA. majors. with humor characteristic of "1 have never had the volume of swamp, a little chill might do them , Scully estimates there are 10 ,000 ~ 'What's really disturbing is that As a director, Salomon feels Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor. re.sponses to any issue as this one, some good." leftist professors working on they are enlisting students who his obliga[ion is not only to cast Salomon said. " Women behind It's of great concern," Molotsky , Schools don' t see criticism of con­ A,merican campuses today, and won't reveal their identity," she characters, but to help the act ors Bars" opens Friday night at Ben- , said, servative academics as censorship, ' reports classroom " monitors" - says, learn and feel the characters so ton Hall Theatre. It promises to The implications of what AlA is he asserts; noting the case of Stan­ anonymous students who inform " Spies in the classroom break that the audience can " see" the be a bawdy. side-splitting eve­ trying to do worry Reader. "It·s ford anthropology graduate student story, He -also believes that if a ning, However, Salomon warns, ~IA of what they perceive as leftist trust between people," Reader con, absolutely frightening." ., teachers - have already turned in tends, "Students have told me that Steven Mosher, whom the univer­ play is a failure it is the fault of :'The squeamish should sta ' " One step leads to another. ihe names of about 100 instructors they are less willing to speak up in sity dismissed after he reported the director, away'" McCarthy started by labeling peo- since the program began in the class and professors don't feel See "Liberal" page 11 September. free to talk privately to students , - "I would assume a good number anymore, They don't want conversa­ :(of the complaints) are valid," tion to become public property." ,Scully said, Scully. however, disagrees with , ------~--~ e

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The peti­ cause of mi~ority rights, fqr. with the university' s cashier's tion needs just 5 percent of the stu­ greater access to higher educat'i9n. office. dent populafion signatures (about for all citizens, for the develO'p.;. Barnes said Denney was the " vic­ 550) before a case can be brought to ment of additional educational and, tim of unfortunate family cir­ the court, Student Association cultural services for all membercs cumstances and an inflexible guidelines state. of the community. for academic ON YOUR MARK: Members bureaucracy." He added that her The resignation of Denney could freedom and for justice." of UMSL fraternities and resignation was not a reflection of void all signatures of the petition, The scholarship will be award-ed sororities participated in the her work for the Student Association members of the petition drive to outstanding students in the 13th annual Pi Kappa Alpha Assembly, calling her efforts said. biological sciences, Grobmap.\ Fraternity pumpkin pie eating "exemplary." "I did take that into considera­ academic discipline. . ..' contest on Nov. 27. The con- Assembly member Rich Kloster­ tion," Denney said. " If the Initial funds for the scholarship· .. test had men's and women's man has taken oyer as Assembly signatures become invalid then so were provided by members of the _ divisions competing to eat chairman. be it. I can't say I wouldn't be happy. Chancellor'S Council and other ­ pies ·in the least amount of Denney's resignation comes about that. But that is not the only corporations, foundations and. time. The contest is held each amidst controversy surrounding the reason I resigned." individuals. Additional . con­ year by the Pikes to raise Student Association. A petition call­ "1 resigned because even though I tributions are expected from mone for the St. Vincent's ing for the removal of Barnes and still feel I can represent the student alumni, faculty, staff and ot~~r Home for Children in Nor­ Denney from' office is circulating body fairly, there is what is per­ friends of the university. mand Mo. the campus. ceived by the student body a corrupt The UMSL Chancellor'S Coul\Cii Members and former members of student government. Students advises the chancellor about com- the Assembly are involved in should not incorporate me and munity concerns. '-'ollecting signatures for the peti- bureaucracy and Greg and Hilary." UelJOle Team .Finisnes Season The UMSL Debate Team ended rounds with a 5-2 rt!cord and seeded nament. Combined with the 4-4 tbe Fall 1985 schedule with com­ fourth_ They lost to fifth seeded I record of Nicolazzo and Henning at petition at Notre Dame Nov. 15-17 . Chicago Lo yola, the eventuat win­ Notre Dame, the Rivermen and and Wichita State University Nov. ners of the novice division, on a 3-0 Riverwomen finished 18-9 at the 23-25. At Notre Dame, the team of decision in the quarterfinals. Irish Invitational. Bry'an Ford and John .Hancock Meanwhile, Ford and Hancock UMSL ends the semester with·63 placed second out of 34 teams, while advanced to octofinals fourth seed Cross Examination Debate AssoCia· the team of John Wright and Mark with a 6-2 record, where they nipped tion wins on the season_ That is Haynes finished fifth Ollt of the 16 13th seed Northern Illinois Univer­ seven short of the UMSL record set teams in the no'.'" c'. diVision. sity on a 2-1 decision. In quarter­ last season. finals, they defeated Miami of Ohio " If we can get two teams ready by At Wichita, both UMSL teams, on another 2-1 dec1sion, before the Pittsburg State (Kansas) tourna-­ Ford and Hancock, along with Frank defeating top· seeded and nationally ment Jan. 17-19, I'm pretty sure we Noeolazzo and Helaine Henning, ranked Southern Illinois University can break this record," Coach Tom finis bed with 4-4 records. Ford was 3-0 in the·semifinal round. They lost Preston said, Preston a-dded, " Any named top speaker at Notre Dame, a close 2-1 decision to another SIU part-time or iull-time student may and Hancock placed sixth out of the team, seeded second at the tourna­ join the squad at anY time, arid since 68 speakers in their division. At ment, in the final round to finish the debate topic changes at the Wichita, ' Ford was named 11th second. semester, this would be a par: speaker out of 96. The performance at Notre Dame ticularly good time to join." At Notre Dame, Wright and marked the most wins ever by any The Winter 1986 CEDA topid will Haynes finished the preliminary UMSL debate team at a single tour- .. be announced Dec. 10 . First Holiday Festival Held ere A series of special programs, A craft fair was held Wednesday Center lobb-y. The proceeds of the including a craft fair and a film fes­ and continues until 6 p.m. today. A foo d collection will be distributed to tival, were planned for this week on wide range of h-andmade articles are needy families in the community.: ·~ : the UMSL campus to usher in the being displayed in the University 'A Frank Capra film festival was holiday season. The University Cen­ Center lounge. These include Cab­ presented Monday through today at ter and the Student Activities office bage Patch . dolls and clothes, 11:30 a.m. co-sp'onsored the activities. quilled items, earthenware, decora­ "We hope 'the Holiday Festival On MondaY,students, faculty and tive brooms and pottery. Week will become an annual tradi' staff decorated an evergreen tree Food baskets, individual food tion, bringing the entire UMSL com' located in the University Center contributions and money were munity together through sharing lobby. collected at several locations on and celebrating the beginning ofth~ A saxophone quartet performed campus throughout the week. The holiday season," Robert at noon Tuesday in tbe Summit donatio ns are collected and Schmalfeld, director of the Univer­ Lounge. assembled daily in the Universit~ sity Center, said. A Message To Our Readers • As the fall semester comes to a wish to thank the UMSL com­ We hope we have invoked both close. students are looking for· munity . for their support. change in whal is wrong and ward to a much needed winter However we also wish to invite praised wh at is right. break. The' Current staff shares the UMSL student body to keep that anticipation. up with Current and to invi te The Current staff wishes the ' This week the Current looks at them to co nsider inrrr',o i.1" UMS L communi ty a pleasant -UMSL's past with slories about their student partiCipation next ",inler break and we look forward ,. retiring chancellor Arnold Grob­ semester by either joining our to providing students with a . man and it s future with an inter­ .staff or another campus forum to express their id eas and . view with UM President C. organization. opinions as well as obtain hands­ Peter Magrath. We hope we have ioformed and on journalism experience next · As we close thc semester, we entertained you this semester. semester. • ~Q'Jm SfUPENTSTAff • PRES'ENTS • eND orM Jt:R' • • I .

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page 8 ;:~URRENT Dec. 5. 1985 important dates- t---d_a=--y_fi_n_a---,--l e_x_a_m_s=::: december 6------• The following is a schedule of the upcoming fall final .• liThe Distribution I mpact of gram will be held at Hillel.House, Foreign Deposits on federal 6300 Forsyth. Services begin at'btr, • Dec. 6: exams. Students who have more than one exam scheduled • Jan. 5: Deposit Insurance Premia" 5:45 p.m., followed by dinner at. ~ Classes end Commencement during the same time.period should consult with their instruc­ tors immediately. will be the topic of a Schoo] of 6:30 p. m. Cost forthe dinner iS$4 Business Seminar at 2 ·p.m., for student members and $5 fOf "r • Dec. 9-10: Intensive study days Exams Designated By Course: Dec. 6, in the McDonnell Confer­ non-members. .!~ • Jan.6: ence Room, 331 SSB. Edward Other events, including a co-m-,,-,,: French 1, 2, all sections Dec. 11,7:45-9:45 am. . Lawrence and Nasser Arshadi, munal Hanukkah candlelighting' - • Dec. 11: Registr~tion for day students Finals begin German 1,2, all sections Dec. 11, 7:45-9:45 a.m. both assistant professors of ceremony, will take place begin- '.'~ Spanish 1, 2, all sections Dec. 11, 7:45-9:45 am. business at UMSL, will be the ning Dec. 7. For furthe,- i"fofi7la- , ' English 10, all sections Dec. 11, 10 am.- noon guest speakers. Admission is tion, call 7 26-:6177. I o~ • Dec. 18: • Jan. 7-8: Mathematics 02,30, 40, 50, Dec. 11,2:45-5:45 p.m. free. For more information, call Fall semester ends t .... ~ Registration for eliening 80, 101 , 102,151 , 175, 553-6272. • "Women Behind Bars" wilb and graduate students 201, all sections - Dec. 20: be performed by the l!Iniversity--rI Pre-registration fees due . Biology 1, all sections Dec. 12, 10 a.m,- noon • The Jewish Student Union Players Friday, Dec. '6 though ,~ I Business 140, all sections Dec. 12, 12:30-2:30 p.m. is inviting students to participate Sunday, Dec. 8 at 8 p.m. in. the; :.. ' . Economics 51, all sections Dec. 13, 7 :45-9:45 am. in Hanukkah programs spon­ Benton Hall Theater, General • Dec. 2S-Jan. 2: • Jan. 13: sored by the Hillel Foundation. Administration and aC.ademjr. Winter semester classes Economics 52, all sections Dec. 13. 12:30-2:30 p.m. admission' is $4. For rilore infor" ~ l On Dec. 6. a Sabba! dinner pro- offices closed begin mation, cal[ 553-573~. . ~.;. .Continuing Education-Extension . , -''I' I Exams Designated By Course: Biology 1 13 Dec. 1 1, 1 -3 p.m. basketball-· --- Biology 116 Dec. 13, 12:20-2:20 p.m. december8-.---~- Chemistry 01 Dec. 13, 12:20-2:20 p.m. • All men's and women's home basketball games are played in Chemistry 03 Dec .. 13,8-10 a.m. the Mark Twain Building. Admission is free to students with a • The UMSL observatory will mentof':CreativeAging," aire-d : valid UMSL 1.0. For more information, call553-5121. IExams Designated By Time: hold special viewing session at every Sunday on KWN,'IU from 7 7 p.m. for area residents who to 8 p.m. Kent LarrabEle will dis- ~-t Dec. 7: Jan.8: Regular Class Time would like to see Halley's Comet cuss his two trips to the Soviet ," Women's basketball vs. Missouri Women's basketball vs. through a telescope. The obser­ Union in 1982 and 1 <;t85 where' Western at 5:30 p.m. Northeast Missouri State at Noon M, W, F, MW, MWF, Dec. 11, 12:30-2:30 p.m. vatory is located on the South he walked a total of 2i300 miles 5:30 p.m. Daily, MF campus. For more information, in five of the Soviet R~publics . Men's basketball vs. Missouri 12:20 M, W, F, MW, Dec. 11, 12:30-2:30 p.m. call the UMSL physics depart­ The interviewer will be Peter Baptist at 7:30 p.m. Men's basketball vs. Northeast MWF, Daily ment at 553-5931. Wolfe, .professor of English at Missouri State at 7:30 p.m. UMSL.'Wolfe spent thB fall 1984 8 a.m. TR Dec. 12,7:45-9:45 a.m. • "Getting · to Know Soviet semester as a visiting' professor Dec. 18: Jan. 13: 11 am. TR Dec. 12, 2:45-4:45 p.m. People: Person to Person" will ai Moscow State Uni 'ersity. Men's basketball vs. Harris­ Women's basketball VS. McKen­ 11 :20 a.m. TR Dec. 12, 2:45-4:45 p.m. be the topic 0f th~ np,:,,_ 8 5e9- Stowe at 7:30 p.m. dree at 7 p.rn.

Jan. 6: Jan. 15: 10 am. M, W, F, MW, Dec. 13, 10 a.m.- noon Women's basketball vs. Abilene Women's basketball vs. UM­ MWF, Daily december 15--", Christian at 5:30 p.m. Rolla at 5:30 p.m. 10:20 am. M, W, F, MW, Dec. 13, 10 a.m.- noon MWF, Daily Men's basketball vs. Abilene Men's basketball vs. UM-Rolla at 1 p.m. M, W, F, MW, Dec. 13, 2:45-4:45 p.m. • The Newman House, 6:30 to 7:30 p.m. to host a'ques- Christian at 7:30 p.m. 7:30 p.m. MWF, Daily UMSL's Catholic Student Cen-' tl'on an'd _ans wer peno.. d Th e ' -.....-..l; . ter, will welcome Bishop Terry Eucharist will fOlloy{ at 8 p.m. All I 9 a.m. M, W, F, MW, Dec. 16, 7:45-9:45 a.m. Steib Oil' the evenina of Dec. 15. are welcom t It d MWF, Daily 1 courses------9:20 am. M, W, F, Dec. 16,7:45-9:45 a.m. ~j MW, MWF, Daily j';~~;;;C05 eo, "\" • UMSL will offer several credit reer Development; Individual 9:30 a.m. M, W, F, Dec. 16, 7:45-9:45 a.m. courses this winter at Lindberah Intelligence Testing; and The MWF, Daily High School, 4900 S. Lindbergh Department Head. 11 am. M, W, F, MW, Dec. 16, 10 a.rn.- noon Blvd MWF, Daily cal Joke," Schickele's "Sonata " Dec. 16, 10 a.m.- noon • The Kammergild Chamber Twenty courses, each worth 11 :20 am. M, W, F, Orchestra, featuring Vitas for Viola Four Hands " and "Yan­ three credit hours, will meet one Tuesdays: Hu man Relations MW, MWF, Daily Jonas Baksys, founder of the kee Doodle Variations for Piano Dec. 16, 12:30-2:30 p.m. night a week, from Jan.13 Skills; Language Acquisition and 2 p.m. M, W, F, MW, UAnti-Musica" ensemble, will and Orchestra" Adinission is through April 30, at Linbergh Deve lopment in Early. MWF, Daily perform at 4 p.m. at the St. Loois $10 for reserved seating and $6 ~ 2:30 p.m. M, W, F, Dec. 16, 12:30-2:30 p.m. High School. All courses will Childhood; Legal Aspects of Art Museum Auditorium. The pro­ for general admission. For more meet from 6:30 p.m. to 9:15 p.m. Educational Administration; Psy­ MW, MWF, Daily gram will include Mozar(s"Musi- informafion, call 553-5991 . except "Approaches to Ethics," chology of the Elementary 3 p.m. M, W, F, MW, Dec. 16, 2:45-4:45 p.m. from 4 to 6:45 p.m. and " Legal Sc hool Child; Teaching MWF, Daily Aspects of Educational Adminis­ Language Arts and Reading N-9; 3:30 p.m. M, W, F, Dec. 16, 2:45-4:45 p.m. tration," from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. Approaches to Ethics; and MW, MWF, Daily . . Tuition for all courses are Behavior Management. 4 p.m. M, W, F, MW, Dec. 16, 2:45-4:45 p.m. calendar . $147./5 for undera raduates and Daily $189.45 for graduate students. On-campus registration will be Wednesdays: Seminar: Coun- 9 am. TR Dec. 17,7:45-9:45 a.m. requirements-~·, , 'i held in Clark Hall on Jan. 8 and 9, seling Older Adults; Principles 9:30 a.m. TR Dec. 17,7:45-9:45 a.m. \ "I""" . from 4:30 to 8 p.m. Reg istrations and Procedures of Student Per- ~~~nmT~R Dec. 17, 10 a.m.- noon _ Material for "around UMSL" -' I will also be accepted the first sonnel Work; Collective Dec. 17, 12:30-2:30 should be submitted in writing no . ?, night of class. Neaotiations in Educational 12:30 pm. TR Dec. 17, 12:30-2:30 laterthan3 p.m. Thursday of the -. For more information, call Organizations; The Analysis and 2 p.m. TR Dec. 17,2:45-4:45 week before publication to Jan Brenda Shannon at 553-5961. Correction of Reading Problems Braton, around UMSL editor, in the Classroom; In terpretation 8 am. M, W, F, MW, Dec. 18,7:45-9:45 Current, 1 Blue Metal Office · ITt d MWF, Daily Courses offered at Linbergh o f Ed uca tlona es s an Building, 8001 Natural Bridge Measurements; Individual 8:20 a.m. M, W, F, Dec. 18,7:45-9:45 d S 2 High School are: MWF, Daily Roa, t. Louis, Mo. 631 1. Instruction on S econ d ary Phone items cannot be accep- Mondays: Teaching Basic Schoo ls; Psychology and Educa- 1 p.m. TR Dec. 18, 10 a.m.- noon ted. Material may be edited or Readina Skills to Adults; Group tion of Exceptional Individuals; 3 p.m. TR Dec. 18. 12:30-2:30 p.m. excluded to satisfy space or con- and Learning.Disabilities. 3:30 p.m. TR Dec. 18, 12:30-2:30 p.m. tent requirements. \... Procedllres in COIJnseling; Ca- 4 p.m. TR Dec. 18.2:45-4:45 p.m. Why Pay More? 'Y Shop at Gift Mart , . \ For Your Holiday Thanks to our \ Gift Buying I

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Look for us at to women. you must be an J The thing molester your new jocr.· I LOVE YOU your funeral. Part-time instructors oi UMSL undergraduate Someone with a clue: I W.e the people Mr. Photo Rob and Michelle ,math, reading and enrolled 'this year to be Dee, Part-time telemarketing Dear Pam, Maybe you have no language arts to work mor­ eligible. Call Women's choice but to resort to I enjoyed Spring, hope to representative, am. and Hope your21 st was your Colleen of PSE and sociol­ Darryl. nings. Afternoon and eve­ Studies, 553-5581 for Padre Island As we under­ do it again soon. p.m. hours. Salary is $6 to best yet and that all the; ogy department, I wish we had more time ning hours available. Must more information. SalllyG., stand it, it has been Student $8 per hour_ Employer will rest will be even better. Would Dr. Ruth blush il Saturday night. But there have 60 college hours:' Our Pal Sal is a wonder; .annexed as part of the train. code 2-3839. ,Still don't know why we' she went on a re'al date could be others. Consider­ Persons with a degree ful gal. She gets a thrill Central West End you Thanks a lot for the ride Wanted: a used outboard drifted apart but hope we with you? Word is ihat you ing I have no attatchments. 'heed not apply. Salary is from a guy named Gil. aggbtfa . home on the 12th, Receptionis~ pan-time for engine around 100 h.p. can remain budOies and can make a cold winter Just let me know when. $7.85' per hour. Contact Although they laughed Pagano! Westport Plaza area CPA Call after 6 p.m, 928- we'll see what happens. night the hot spot of the The girl in black SWAP. Code 0-408. when you fell, Mike and 'To Patricia on 11/4, J & J . firm, 25 to 30 hours per 4152. Eddie year. Myna still think you're wek at $4 per hour. Good You are fantastic. as was Trust a-ssistant needed to swell. your seminar. I'll help with Kathy, opportunity for account­ For rent newly renovated Dear Dean, aSSist with financial Well. _.. DID YOU GYS? I ing student who can type. three-bedroom apartment Better luck next time. your overhead' anytime. analyst, administration You said everybody knows know his zipper was . Code 2-3864, in University City loop To that Sue girl (the one Barb, the Zeta gal, Maybe it would be helpful and trust Should have I know who I like, and i you but I'd like to know broken. area It has large living and flattened on the J.C. Pen­ if you learned to rappel good figure background. like who I see, belore the Spudboys, you better_ Sales people, 20 to 25' dining rooms, breakfast ney Building wall) from a bathroom window. hours are 12 t04.p.m.West You are pond scum! The The oversized jacket in the Dr. P., hours per week. room, and newly equipped . Have you ever had cof­ year is through, I'd like to Concerned individual Coy·nty location. Salary is letters in Spud stand for back row. I see you and you see Downtown location. kitchen. Central' air, cen­ fee with Ken? Stop using me.et you! b pen: Contact SWAP, 1 Your silent admirer stupid perverted unethical me, sowhy don't you say hi Salary is open. Will train. .Iral heat. no children or Jackie as an excuse. GO Co~e- 2'-3899. duds. I hear you all rooted to me? See you in Lucas Code 2-3863. pets. $375 per month. TO CLASS!! Dear Eddie, for the Royals. Now the Hall on level 2 around Callk Jake at 726-11 93. Sue Fan-Club Larry, Thanks for helping me at Part-time sales customer With school as busy as it campus know Spud is an Junk Yard Dog, 10:30. P.S. Adrian! Adrian! the partY' I couldn't have service. Creve Coeur area Delivery person who is, it's hard to find time to aka for the B. Bidwell fan Our Motto: Just out to number 1 basket ball fan made it without you. I'll have fun. Thanks for the t-Iours flexible, 1 5 to 20 per knows city and county Kimmy, rest I guess that's why club. Looking to rent'? know next time to bring my ride tQmy car on Monday week, $4 and up per hour. area Must have good driv­ Do slugs in Canton have Jesus said, "Come to me, The Blizzard Punkey, Possibility of two- scissors. That will scare and the little extra, it made Code 2-3785. ing record. Full-time posi­ Times with yo~ have bedroom apartment. tongues? How 'bout those all who are weary and I will him away. Frederick of Hollywood, my day! changed my life. Arid per­ tion,9 am. to 5 p.m. Code efficiency, and two- ATOs? I know the town give you rest" See you at Love always, stock clerk. 2-3862. . How is the trivia game M.B. from L.F.T. sonally. I love it Work with I Part-ti ~ e bedroom house available was small, but did you have Young Adults. Dreamgirl ~ hesterfield Mall. After­ going? Are you an expert soon. 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Preferably Salary is $4,25 per hour. 314-862-1065, or Write: Happy 23rd birthday! I Thanks tor all the good ing. Look for it next someone who likes to Brian, Code 2-3884. P.O. Box 16676, SI. Louis, hope it was a romantic Kenny, times and laughs. I love dance, spend money and I am sorry I forgot but I Mo. 63105. STUDENT' semester. you and enjoy your. birthday. How is your neck? Does kiss. He must be older than did get Keith "right" ,f'art-tiine general office MATCHING SERVICES Chris it still feel O.K? I hope so company. Yes, Virginia, the Political Hey you Bob Dylan fan, 21 and career goal orien­ Here's a big "THANKS" for. clerk to work four hours because mine really hurts Love, . Science Academy is really Thanks for making my ted. Must be good looking. the lunch and always per day. Flexible hours. Abortion Services: Con­ Yoda, after the other day. By the l Pudgy Bear having a Holiday Party. days happy 'ones I hope Please respond in the remember the City is Normandy area Contact fidential counseling, pre­ Can you say driver'S way, I love baby blue!! Wednesday, Dec.S at 7:30 you had a great birthday. personals. ours. SWAp:'code 2-3898. gnancy test, pelvic exams. education? I didn't know Pope James I, p.m. Maps in 807 Tower. Leslie You really mean a lot to Fun seeker Alice Reproductive Health Ser­ they gave driver's licenses me. Yah-hi! Heard ¥ou don't like pussycats or little ~art- or full-time IBM data vice - the oldest. most re­ away in Happy Meals. Doris Day Red haired girl in psyc. 3, spected name in problem Fu Bob and Fu Bill, Brendas? Where do you entry person, 20 to 40 Sears driving school is in ,Jim, I watch you every day pregnancy counseling' Has it ever occurred that Bridget keep those business hours per week at $5.65 the Yellow Pages. The life Hi there! I know some­ and you are really good and outpatient abortion you resemble Howdy You are a friend indeed. cards again? per hour. Will train. Poten­ you save may be the per­ one who still has a soft looking. I sat next to you Dowdy and G.1. Joe? You good luck and best of Later Dude tial for analysis, program, services in the Midwest son's on the sidewalk. spot loryou! They miss you Mocha Mist of Morfield: last Friday in psyc. Do you Call: 367-0300 (City clinic) really cross Jane Russ.ell's wishes at Garfield ming, micro computer Sincerely, too! Let me know what World Series festivities' want to go out sometime? or 227-7275 (west heart with your kisses and Remember friends always Dear Gary, application. Code 2- The'Survivors happened? are over, but the memories -Answer me with an ad. county); toll free in Mis­ praises. Save up your pen­ keep in touch. Good luck. Friday night was a disas­ 3890. KC. live on. The best was the Waiting souri 1-800-392-0885. nies and maybe "Grot" will Alice ter Coutd we try again, limousine ride around the . take you shopping. Radar, P.S. Tell Erin I said Hey' please? Part-time bookkeeper/ Punko: Pr(DKJ) What?! Rejection OXFAM, stadium. I told you Ozzie Love, i?ccounting clerk to \vork in Or may we call you WOUldn't mind driving. It's been 9 months and becomes you_ Get a clue! Terry, Joy Calyton area. Junior or . "Skippy?" SKIP what is Love, they have been great. I B.B.and Patty, Brush the cake crumbs off Is your thing still run­ senior level person. Salary For Sale your intent? SKIP where Cupcake of Clayton really do love you, so how Well, this is the last time your shirt Just think, ning? I couldn't get hold of Alkie, open, 12 to 15 hours per 1979 Ford Mustang for are you from? SKI P pig out! P.S. Mr. Dierburg was about a date. Is this roman­ that I'll be botheringyou in you're not fooling anybody you any otherway. you bet­ Party at your house this week. CDde 2-3822. sa~. Reliable, runs well, SKIPreiax and enjoy! SKIP really nice' tic enough? the personals. It has been now. Everyone knows how ter seE) your doctor soon! weekend_ Send us good body condition, stick, stuff your face! SKIP ... Love you, nice seeing you guys obnoxious you are. Tyrone has got invitations. Remember to Part- or tull-time computer AM/FM cassette $1,700 and never never ever Happy Birthday Dennis Michael around again, but I must be Sweats are not you. Buy something. bring alcoholic beer this operations, 20 to 40 hours negotiable.CaIl821-7110 SKI PPPP! Just a brief note Are you ready to do some P.S. How about Saturday on my way. Back to the Vogue! Seriously, time. per week. Satary is $5.65 . after 6 p.m_ from "Skipper." serious celebrating? I've night? Antarctic I go! Take care Sincerely, Barbie Watching the mailbOX per hour. Will train. COlJld got the evening planned, and study hard And The Breakfast Clu b lead to other positions Christmas wreaths, all J., so be ready for anything. Constance Jean, Patty, BGAINBC!! Punkey, ~ode 2-3890. natural products with From the ice maker, Emotions are hard to live Love yas, To the girl they c'all Yoda, Do you have a split per­ By now elections will be removable holiday bow. Carol with but need to be dealt Myrtle I've been admiring you sonality? I like one better over, and.1 hope we can Call 261-7153 evenings, with maturely. Think of Part-time stock clerk. Mid­ at a distance, but this dis­ than the other. Is some­ Susie, handle the outcome thing wrong with your Ran­ Zombies, . yourself. Don'tworryabout town area Will train. Code Bunnyhead, tance is for the birds. Why Our frie.ldship means a without difficulty to our 2-3820. 1979 Fiat Strada, 4-door, dom Access Memory? If you think you can hurting others. Remem­ If you think we're don't we get together great deal to me also. relationship. Remember I. 5-speed, low main­ scare me with your idle ber, some people will say "alarmed" now, you've got sometime? love you, and always will. part-time, to _ tanance, good condition_ threats of sacrifice to your . anything to get what they Zeta love, ~eceptionis~ another thing cpming. Be Signed, Kurt, Mr. Photo want Our friendship will Vony work 12:30 t09 p.m. Salary $1,500_ Call 576-7918. careful or one of these Dreaming of you Thank you lor making fabricated gods, you've got another thing coming. last forever. is $4.90 per hour. Experi­ days you're going to tie UMSL a pleasant experi­ 'Lauren, FOR SALE: Stenciled Bea­ ence. Too bad you are It'll take more than Ihat to ence not required but that bandana too tight and Carolyn; Cheer up chic, every­ -tie sweatshirst and T­ graduating this semester. break me. should have public con­ all the blood will rush to Ilove you, and no it's not thing happens forthe best. shirts in time for Rick tact work. Code 2-3802. your head Things are Scolt' Moo. My buddy has Catch you on the Landing To Fitz, Christmas. Spec[al stu­ I knowyou can accomplish heating up! a first name .. _ I think we sometime. Do NOT worry! I gave dent rates. Cal! Maria after any goal you set I have Classified Ads are free of Part-time clerical assis­ should give up singing. e.G. Wichita Bob your address. faith in you. tant, temporary Nov.-Jan_ 6 p.m. at 291-8266. charge for UMSL students What? Be discreet! He will come and visit, I'm Zeta love, Must type 50 to 60 W.p_m. and faculty and staff mem­ Shawn: Signed, Pam . sure. Vony Salary is 53.50 to $4 per 1978 Mustang, red with Rock-n-roll is here to bers.Others are charged Your B. Buddy The 1985 fall Iota Xi best $3 for the' first 40 words ~our. Code 2-3800. white interior. 76,XXX stay even when it;s loud. Jim, Attention Beach. Bound miles, 4 cylinder, pledge class wants 10 wish War is a very unfriendly and 5 cents for each You' call that dancing? . Rick, Thanks for the "Happy Brunettes automatic, air, power you a great 21 st birthday! game. Many people die additional word (If more Part-time driver, truck pro­ You're getting (lood at How did you like your Anniversary Mary Ann" The heat is on and you steering and brakes, In DZ love. unexpectedly. Carol and than 40 words, please vided for delivery. Morning throwing water on people_ banner. and your group of gals are AM{FM, new radials, new lamb? Did you enjoy our Delta Zeta pledge class Michelle will be some of attatch ad on a separate hours. 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How 'about a Please place your ad on ~4.50 to $5 per hour. Rich­ all the love and emotions The heat is on'! Watch A quick clue: We know of playing wargames' Of class? HiC party?' Don't fDrget the Classified Ad Forms mond Hts. area. Code 2- that we experienced out for the five alarmers. who you are and can dying while playing Car Your friends the scissors. Ha! Ha' available at the Current 3894. Miscellaneous together on our weekend We'll be here every time expect wild times! You're Wars' Of playing fool ball! To any potential student Love va, offices,1 Blue Metal Office away. Each and every' one you do something wrong, not called the Plaza Of being addicted to card investors: please consult Dear Bob, The rock . Building, or the University Part-time clerical position of you are very special! watching, waiting and Playboys for nothing! games' your UMSL Student I am everywhere. Don't Center Information Desk b work as security depart­ Love you all! planning. Love, r".1 Investment Trust to try to avoid me. You are so Incudeyourname, ID num­ ment secretary. Typing at Susie Madonna the Annihilator cute, can we go out? The Beach Bound extablish the risk involved Teri, ber, phone number and 45 w.p.m. Salary $4.50 per and "FlaSher" Your admirer Interested Too, Brunettes hour. Flexible hours. Good with any off-campus Punkey, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. the classification under Can't be sure I found which your ad should run. job-ior-al AOJ major. Code investment club before Just because winter is Nose! You can't hide your you. Afraid to say "excuse I'm recalling myoid nick­ Barbie and Bambie you became financially Dear Defiant Diane, Due to space limitations, j-37 47_ bringing the cold, let's not face, certain Ihings are evi­ Your detiant days began me, are you interested name, Bunnyhead, for my committed_ leI it effect our only one ad per subject dent. We know whose side when you started dating too?" Like 10 meet if you new one, Topcat So don't may run. Castlier phone sales; relationship. Let's keep you're really on. You think would 100.' Find me forget it, Rob (the perfect Free to loving home, a Jeff. When will they end? Publication is guaran­ Mon., Wed., Fri, 4 to 9:30 warm. -*LAGNAF is the thpt you know the com­ underground after class. gentleman). three-month-old male Or do we have to call Hoge, and Pat (Pike leed only for those ads p.m: a nd Sat. 8:30 am. to 6 way to go.*** petition but you 'don't Tall Tim Topcat Shepherd puppy. Needs your dad? ·~;"'·s), which have been paid for p.m. Salary $3.40 and up, I love you. We've had this planned for P.S. No's O.K Thanks for lots of love. Call 863- The University City . How did you manage to· r, advance. Other ads may .7 h ours per week Code Mr. Photo a long time. Start sweating Clubmen'. your note. Dear Arthur, 2-3875 . . 7754. get all that poison ivy? ,e deleted due to space it out wenches. P.S. Who let the goose out. I have made many Now you know how ,mitations. No classified Tammy, of the pen? HCH, appearances, yau just dangerous rolling in the ads may be taken over FulHime quality.control German student is looking It sure would be nice to Karen of PSE, I'm completely lost with didn't notice. If you still the phone. penson. Salary is open with for roommate tosharetwo­ see' you in sociology. Your woods can be' Be careful I hear you r theme song If anyone found a maroon no direction whatsoever< need a clue, I might wear next time and bring a The Current will not re'Ulew in 90 days. Mon.­ bedroom apartment close cute face and bod brighten i is "I've got spurs that "Members Only" jacke~ Where are things leading purple Saturday, but I pro­ publish both first and last n i. am. to 5 p.m. or 7 am. to U'MSL for next semes­ up the place. So show up, blanket' jingle, jangle, jingle," in please turn it in to the to? I like you a lof and am mise you, no' Pink. You names in any ad Ads con­ to 4:30·p.m. Need one year ter. Rest $140 plus half we miss you. Love, room 248. Is it also true intramural office at Mark very curious as towhat you know how to contact me if sidered by the editors to of chemistry or related utilities. Call 521-4597, Snmeone with an eye for Your favorite rifle that your spurs were found Twain or call Steve at 351- really think of me. you want to. be in poor taste will not area. Code 2-3861. ask for Stefan. you shooter< . IN the bed? 5091. I'd appreciate it Blue Teddy Interested Admirer to' publishecl. • • • •

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• featuresl rts P?ge 10 CURRENT Dec, 5, 1985 Blanche Touhill Explores UMSL In 7he EaJerging University'

self that Touhill works to share Current. "Tbey really had a sense . Marilyn Probe .... ith all future and past students at of humor - like the days when the reporter , UM8L. If it had not been for a SHARI NG AND CARING: Vice Chancellor Blanche Touhill explains that she wants to share the "'U(~~t~~~~. buildings were gOing up and she has won for herself with all past and future students at U MSL ' ,. As Blanche Touhill talks, the , scholarship to St. Louis Univer­ everybody was jammed into small sity, Touhill would have enrolled colored windows of her childhood spaces." In the book, pages 98 and at Harris College, as it was then are reflected in her movements, 99, Touhill reprints several car­ of Missouri, started this, he was . She remembers the colored win­ known, becoming an elementary toons. One cartoon shows a student 'outlook which continue to open College in S1. Louis Count:y- imd teacher,instead of a secondary told there was only one restriction doors for Touhill, she dows from Farragut Elementary turning to another at the end of a on its development - thaCit should Farleigh-Dickinson College in School and her home Later, as she, teacher and scholar in history, long line outside the crowded stu­ says,"Somebody had to go first - Teaneck. N.J. .. leading to her present history­ be an undergraduate school. But walks two blocks to Beaumont, dent lounge, saying, " I think we'll no reason not to go forward. And if In her present position, Touhill making administrative position, hewas here less than a year, and he you are in the right place at the High School, past freshly cut lawns get in before Christmas," and out­ knew (that) it would be more than works with faculty, curr£culum and Fairgrounds Park, she notices In the same way today, many side the jammed cafeteria, a tat­ right time, you can create oppor­ and academic advisors. She was residents either cannot afford to that. And he wrote that you the deSigns in iron work and tered student is heard to saY,"No, tunities for yourself:' involved in recent negotiat'lbils to enroll at a private university or . couldn't keep graduate school out Mimi La Marca, now diJ;ector of wooden fences in her North St. it wasn't a fight or anything like so it's an emerging effect a student exchange be'tween Louis neighborhood, Such concen­ cannot leave this area. So until that, I just had lunch in the admiSSions, was a former student the elementary school program's . UMSL fully emerges, students institution." tration on the positive, imagina­ student cafeteria," . of Touhill's. She gave her full sup­ of UMSL and Harris ~'Stowe.J take majors not of their choosing, UMSL continues to expand and tion, and attention to detail, have On page 63, (and there was a port to MargiArbini, applying as a College. Now settled at ti'MSL, In recognition of the continually retain its graduate and profession­ led to breakthroughs for Touhill parking problem from the beginn­ Rhodes Scholar, despite the fact Touhill enjoys her 9 to 5 schedule growing and changing role of al programs, despite outstate and her students.. \ ning), as Charlie Chamberlin that Rhodes Scholars, at that time. in her office decorated withJ9ne of UMSL, Touhill titled her definitive reservations. As Touhill shares in Touhill, now associate Vice writes in his column "Ramblin'," . were limited to males. But that is her historical discoveries ':-' an history of UMSL, published in her book, this same tug-of-war Chancellor of Academic Affairs, 'I'm not saying that it's a far walk no longer the case. Many women African mask, recovered ' from May, 1985, "The Emerging made it difficult to establish continues to cross new lawns to my parking spot in lot 5, but last , from all over did the same thing :storage in a cellar where a fb rmer University." UMSL in the first place, after land and the rules were changed, It is without leaving UMSL, her current week, I looked up and there were was bought from Normandy. chancellor had put it away. " · . North Side home and her Irish­ Touhill shares that Chancellor vultures circling around my head, fitting that Touhill now serves on "I come from a teaching family, Arnold Grobman asked her to But now, UMSL , underthelong­ the Missouri Rbodes Selection American roots. Besides breaking waiting for me to pass out from range plan, does have license to and as long as I can remeniber, the teaching tenure barrier for write the book. And after wading fatigue." Committee. wanted to teach school, , . 'i 'just through weighty documents, she add eight programs during the Touhill adds, "I get recharged women, and later, the administra­ Touhill continues, " But I con­ next five years, and Touhill is cur­ love to teach," she said. "I h'ad my tive barrier for women at UMSL, says "I started writing and it was cluded that what happened in the wben I come to work. I love what I license to teach in · seco)1(}ary terrible, Then someone said rently working on two cooperative do. To get to my present pOSition, I she was the first woman to teach early days was that this awful programs, - a master's of social schools and people around Itt~· in, and receive tenure in history at 'There are a lot of oral histories,' situation bound tbe students knocked on doors," said, 'Go with the PhD.' " She adds so I sat down and read them all." work and nursing degrees, She Queens College City University in together and it wasn't until later She served during 1974 to 1985, that if anyone had told her i wa (Oral history transcripts are adds a reservation, however; "We New York, the first woman on the that positive things began to bind under Everett Walters" dean of difficult for women in '!iIg recorded for UM8L's 10th, 15th have worked out agre€ments - faculty, and attained her present selection team in Missouri for the students together," education or history, she ....' oul

Loren Richard Klahs this philosophy is a throw-back to requisite tor the great majority of Hidden book reviewer the catch-phrase of the 50 's jobs that provide a "financial "Keeping up with the Joneses." future" with the pro;yerbi4 The students of the 80's are con­ " benefits," Valley' siderably more serious and con­ If I may digress for a moment, I Another company that offers scientious than their counterparts . should like to add that the so-called options to recent college graduates of the 70's and 60's. Today's Jimmy Schwartz "Keeping up with the Joneses" men­ is "The Shell Oil Company." WitQ reporter students, undergraduates and tality' has been with us since post- plants in such diverse locations af graduates alike, are pragmatic in Missouri skiers, that time of the Wood River, Illinois; Odessa, Texasl nature. They want to be told where year is just around the corner. Old denver, Colorado: etc ... " Sh.ell'· i~ to go to college, what to major in, man winter has finally made his interested in a ~ariety of majors and what to do after they leave the belated presence known, The recent mmmw from computer science to geology t,.. halls of academia. Unlike their drop in temperature has Missouri physics. Ph. D.'s are requre

= Dec. _?, 1985 CURRENT page 11 :;- . " , Christmas Jazz Reviewed _Self Discovery Explained ~'---===------~---- [Editor's note: today's column was tunately, this is not the case. Th e 2. Gather information by expos- affords the lead instruments, such 'fierce, inspired measure, combin­ _M'ilrk Ba~dgett written by Bridgette Jenkins, as self-discovery process continues . ing yourself to new experiences as saxophone, piano, and guitar, ing a powerful, "Take Five" tempo pOP:1!TI!li ic critic ' part of the the series Person To when making decisions :J ch as such as introductory courses, the ability to experiment with a ' with Horn's sweet, sharp flute. Person, from the Counseling declaring a major, selecting organizational activities, lec- ---I"t-tl ove 50 s ago F 'number of diversified styles, . ci A I e r year _ ' . . ~ervice.] . . courses for the ;t€mester, and Scott Fitzgerald not€d through the This . fntricate yet accessible tures, etc. Monitoring your reac­ Humility; modesty, and tact . Do you ever wonder, " Wh o am modifyin g social activiti es to coin-. tions to these experiences can : thoughts of a tragic man, Charles method s upports the Dexter Gor- ,triumph on vince Guara ldi's '.' A· cide with the " new maturity" of Wales, that " He believed in don Quartet's " Have Yo urself A I?" or, Why am I here?" Do yo u provide important directional Charlie ' Brown ' Christmas (Far­ sometimes feel out of place on characler. .. as the eternally valu- Merry Little Christmas," the being in college. First time and information. I '"tasy) ." Guaraldi himself . was . .3 campus, at home, or with friends? ~ able ·element. Everything else Arthur Blythe Quartet's "The return ing students may also need -3. As an exercise in self­ veritable Bob Cratchit of ja"zz , a Surprisingly, at other times, do WOre out." Had Fitzgerald been Christmas Song," and t he Heath to redefine fam ily r'e lationships exploration, number a sheet of r Si mple man who flaunted the you feel comfortable with yourself , born at the time of his writing, I Brothers' "Our Little Town." and reorganize priorities during paper 1-10 and, without a great cerebral mayhem of many modern and pleased with your accom­ trul y b e Ileve· h e wou Id h ave Another welcome addition is the their education. All of these deal of thought, complete the composers, instead preferring a plishments? If you have fe lt this '~app r ~ ateq jau music.. He would Wynton Marsalis Quintet's "We choices and decisions stimulate, phrase I am . This cool, pensive structure inven­ way, you may be experiencing the ::.~ Three Kings Of Orient Are," an and are a part of. the cont inu ous can provide you with information hav. e, mired ~he imagination, the tively and intelligently arranged. normal developmental process of improvisatidn, the intense exciting array of technique. and self"discovery process. which is new or has been self-discovery, fo rgotten . . individuqlity; in short, the charac- improvisation. Its impressionistic. Setting up the rhythm section attitUde summarizes the uniting Although self-discovery .is a 4. Seek in dividual or group • l er of jazz. Its seamless quality theme of "God Rest Ye Merry (Fred Marshall/ bass, Jerry continuous process, there are cer­ assistance from a service such as • i affects t he high and low of . Jazzmen." Granelli/drums) as a springboard tain times which are more salient the counseling service on this : American culture, fr om the for his distinctive, moving piimo tlian others. During infancy, for .1l($[B§l!J1] campus. For some students a per­ ': uptown power elite to the back_o work, " A Charlie Brown example, parents find baby's glee , alley tenement dweller. sonal growth group might be Christmas" offers the listener at discovering bo.dily parts amus­ benefi cial, while others might be ~ And though the comparison may UI] ~(3(E~mGJ ~l!J~ OOlD§UlB much more than just the basic ing and exciting. This natural more comfortable interacting , be far-fetched, ind eed, even ludic­ soundtrack fare. "0 Tannen­ curiosity motivates youngsters to : rous, Ch r istm as time possesses privately with a cou ns elor. The baum," " What Child Is This," and learn more about themselves and counseling service also offers a ; the sam e "eternally valuble ele­ (i3($(!JU($V!J " Christmas Time Is Here" provide their environment. Eventually Is this self-discovery process . nt" as jazz. The infectious spirit easy? Not always. As a counselor computerized career exploration an after-hours environment of this curiosity and exploration program (SIGJ) and an interest , of Christmas rarely wear s thin, su bdued, saucy rhythm, .permit­ results in the ability to see the self I've seen many students who feel : bridging the gap between rich and Another co llectio n of jazz­ stagnated but are uncertain of inventory which are helpful when oriented carols," Jingle Bell Jazz" ting Guaraldi to display his wis­ as separate from others. Needless students are undecided about a , poor, you ng and old. Melodrama dom, . genuine warmth, and what changes to make. Despite (Co lumbia, 1980) represents an to say, this self/other separation is major or career. asid e , the fusion of jazz ' into poignant artiCulation on piano. a prerequisite [or mature self­ their desire for change, they m ay aditional and popu lar seasonal era where the big band sound was co ntinue to "sit ori the barbed wire In summary, self-discovery is a fading while the popularity of ' Upbeat percussion,' prudent bass discovery. life long process characterized by : !I1_usic has remained sparse and playi ng, and an amazingly com­ Adolescence is an extremely fence" becuase it's less frighten­ djffkQlt to locate. Christmas modern' jazz emerged out of the ing t hean trying something new. occasional ups and downs. Help is ghetto and ' into hip coffeehouses plex piano chart rendered fluid critical period because so many available from several sources at albums co ntinue as a haven for and infectious, document . the· phusical, psychological, and With time, however, this posture contemporary,- and and packed nightclubs. Though points of uncertainty. When t hese -icJ:a~s:ica l , bright, bobbing " Linus And Lu cy," emotional changes occur. For becomes intolerable and they country music. Yet, t he few jazz released in 19 80, these sessions times of transition are resolved, as well as " Skating" and some people, adolescence is one of search for ways to resolve t he con­ artists who have cared to inject were produ ced in the 1960s, flict within themselves. Several self-discovery is a rewarding including a 'Iine-up of true " Christmas Is Coming." Never to the most uncomfortable .develop­ process. their own personal styles into be mistaken for lo u·nge play, "A resources are helpful when pioneers: Duke Ellington, Lionel mental periods, while others find The counseling service offers m e lodies, . present a Charlie Brown Chris,tmas" filters students are at this point of indeci­ Hampton, Dave Brubeck, Mil es it stimulating and exciting. free professional assistance 10 .ya ri·~t v.. of innovative, exp ressive sion. Here are a few examples: originality, filters originality, Because changps in adole~cen('e students with personal, social, interpretations. . Davis, and Herbie Hancock. Their 1. Friends are invaluable feeling, and ar" so powerfUl, it is somet imes educational or career co ncerns. .I, • .Tbr.e.e albums, in particular, names alone stand as adjectives resources - discussing ideas with energy through an effective scr een Call 553-5711 for information or -uerriQiistrate an unmatched ' fo r various forms of jazz. considered the climax and friends is often more productive of modesty and disc,etion. drop by tbe co unseling service at eatjxity iri recalling these Duke Ellington swings and culmination of t he self-discovery than trying to reach a solution snaps throughout "Jingle Bells" 4Z7 SSE. classics: " Jingle Bell , Jazz," " God Though this co lumn usually process. Fortunntelv or unfor· alo ne. ,Res! ' eMerry,Jazzm en,"and " A ' with a' graceful air of irresis­ tibility, while " Santa Claus Is operates as a forum for new, pro­ C har. U~ BrO\vn Christmas." By gressive music, it seems tbe ap­ "inco-rp_orating a challenging yet re­ com in ' To Town" allows Dave Brubeck to employ his skill ful propriate time of year to set aside ifesNpg approac~, these j azz mas-C '. fu sion of swing with a cunning that format; remove the icy shades Book -rers craft true gIfts of ch aracter, of critcaicynicism, and partake in .chari'cter which endures the test modern twist. Herb ie Hancock the rom antic lure of the season. bo ok' will help you find the wa~ ' s to on what vou real ly want to do and it oJ time. handles "Deck The Halls" with a frOID. page 10 Overcoming the cold, cruel world do it. will put- this entire barbaric job­ " Go d Rest Ye Merry," Jazzmen spi rited be-bop, in sharp contrast and providing warmth, Christmas ing to secure employm ent (regard­ If you are " not"' necessarily a . fin d ing exercise in verr human {Columbia, 1981) ventures a to Miles 'Davis' " Blue Xmas (To Whom It May Concern)" ', a num­ releases the true human character less of academic major) include: business Admin istration major. terms. decld~ldly modernistic road. Trim­ in each of us. So let us co mplem ent interviewing with as many com­ "The Berkeley Guide" is probably mingJ}1e tree with a cool sophis- . ber so' lyrically depressing and What these fOUf books and ol her negative,it could only serve to cbaracter with character; let's panies as possible, taking full your best bet. 'Put together with the literature on the su bj ec l m a n~' ti me;: · 1(I;tlc.aq9,h, the majority of selections co mplement Christmas with jazz. advantage of personal contacts and help of Career Planning and Place­ warm Scrooge's heart. But the. ' fail to tell t he reader is lhat t he so­ , 'construct a pedestal of basic Merry Christmas and " So," as Tiny using them to the best of your ' ment Centers of The Universil\' of '.melo'dy, supplied by timely drum­ outstanding member of "'Jingle cal l.ed --human fa ctor" is very much Bell J azz" is Paul Horn's ;'We Tim observed, "God Bless Us, ability, being aggressive, confident, California at Berkej e~', lhis guide is th~ decid ing factor in terms o. nd clever bass playing. This Every One!" and above all else a concise manual a imed at putting Three Kings Of Orient Are," a whether person find s s uit able contri . on of r hm " persistent!" together your special interests. a empl~·ment. If a \\·ar m. thinking. "The Berkeley Guide To Employ­ academic background, and other rational human being kn ows what he ment F or New College Graduates" skills into some kind of "meaning­ or she wants ... then that s ame per­ by J ames 1. Briggs (Ten Speed fu r' employm ent. son shou ld be educated in terms of Press) is another above-average And in terms of sa\'ingthe best for '·Nobody.expects professors to be getting that goa\. from page 6 panel of facul ty and members deter­ offering. This book addresses com­ bi as-free," Scully said, but he wants last, there is a brill iant book written q;> mined that Mos her h ad mon plights of all potential them not to abuse the spirit of by J oh n C Crystal and Richard N. In spite of the barrier . ma n ~' storieS" of alleged forced abortions "end angered t he subjects of hi s employees, regardless of their academic freedom by advocating Bolles (Ten Speed Press) entitled: indi viduals viII wind up with jubs is Chi!l.

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[ Editor's note: The following arti­ Of principle importance with re­ This limits the body's capability to cle was written by Bruce' A. Clark, spect to heart health are the perform endurance activities such PhD. of UMSL's physical educa­ effects that physical activity has as those associated with sport, or tion department, as part of [he upon the primary cardiovascular even vigorous walking, staii series Wellness Network] 'risk factors. Although research is climbing, and the like. The physi· somewhat inconclusive, several car act of smoking is difficult tc Th risk factors related to car­ benefits appear associated with perform while partcipating in ac­ Physically active people diovascular heart disease are tivity. This at least postpones long known the emotionally becoming well known. Factors smoking. and in some cases dec­ cathartic effects of regular a,ct ~v i­ precipitating this knowledge dis­ reases total cigarettes smoked, ty. They often feel addictl!d semination include media which is benefiCial to, the movement to the extent that they exposure, as personal health and ~oo · participant. need dailv activity. M"an medical concerns are voiced. as researchers' agree th~t ac{L well as their association with con­ (]I3V&!]rum Physical activity also affects 'produces emotional relaxatl6n¥­ temporary attitudes toward both most of the secondary cardiovas­ and reduces tension, in some cases physical appearance and health. cular disease risk factors. The more effectively than do I»her"' 1 contemporary techniques suCfl-,IlS,-:: -. The physical fitness boom cur­ regular exercise. Programs of problem of obsity comes logically regular physical activity has pro­ psychotherapy. meditatio 'to rently sweeping the llnited States to mind, as conservative duced lower serum cholesterol otbers. Physical activity aft~n .: has influenced personal estimates suggest that more than and triglyceride levels along with allows formore effiCient work;.and · livinghabits. thus aiding in pro­ 25 percent of Americans are over­ increasing high- density lipopro­ restful sleep. . .:-; •• _ ducing well- rounded. dynamic weight. Weight gain is simply due tein levels. Similarly, in selected IY'!" ., !I'J individuals. to greater calorie intake than out- studies, elevated blood pressures put. This problem is compounded Finally, regular physical activi-­ have been shown to normalize dur­ Cardiovascular risk factors by the fact that the aging adult ty. provides other beneficial ~ ing both rest and work in response over which we have little control actually loses metaholically effects. Better health habitS~ include age. sex. race. and to activity programming. Both of active cells. thus increasing the relflected through improved iiu - heredity. Those we can control. to tr~se types of changes act to body's percentage' of fat even rition. decreased alcobol ..ao-ri­ CHRISTMAS SPIRIT: Santa Claus comforts Joe, tellina him diminish the risk of cardiovas­ Christmas will be as everyone has always known it. - : . r' .; ' ~: dr-rrp ()s . . 'oL6 -Claus In Warm IVIovie cal inactivity. diabetes. and love? You wlll love you rself! and I emotional stress and tenSion long-term health hazard. ··It also required for the caloric main­ tenance of the activity. Further. what proper physical activitY'tallfl Dudley Moore stars as Patch, tive humor enable her to handle Fortunately. one of the risk fac­ Santa's impish assistant whose children and elves alike, is played produces immediate physiologi­ do for you. Treal your body to oe-he tors. physical inactivit~ ·. is not increased metabolic demand is by Judy Cornwell. " I think it's won­ cal changes. While smoking, blood multi faceted benefits of persooal modern assembly line methods only easily altered. but may be continued for a period following land the tradition of Christmas in derful that in a film about Santa cells which should be carrying physical activity. You will feet:and done so enjoyably. It is one factor activity, thus contributing to Claus, his wife is shown ( 0 be oxygen to active tissues, carry a bebetler for it. Start sensibly~9:Wt.. jeopardy. "What are we looking for which substantially affects overall caloric expenditure, vitally important, says Cornwell. a proportion of carbon monoxide. start now - 'it is ne\"(~r too let'e. • r from the audience? Delight'" several of the others. thereby enhancing weight control. Moore exclaims. " Clapping their former member of the Royal hands at the exuberance of it. This Shakespeare Company. "She's the . is a film of gleefulness, of expec­ one he turns to when he's dep­ tations fulfilled." ressed. She's the steadying I David Huddleston plays Claus, a influence. A real breakthrough. Says Breakfast Club' Is Good Teenage Movie ,simple w.oodcutter who is Santa Claus has always been The story is a loose account 'i} , Nick Pacino Hume Cronyn. ces off Tandy'like a hailstorm. 82 magically transformed into the male territory." Caruso's turbulent caree~ \ ande film critic minutes of humor and truth. VHS/ legendary Santa Claus. " I feel a Twelve-year-old Christian And oh what actors' Husband and Beta. Color. Not rated. but has family life. but the entertaipwe,rit' colossal sense of awe with this Fitzpatrick makes his. major A fall release from MeA Home wife in real life, these two pros knolV . how to put across across a scene. colorful language. . comes from Lanza's lungs. Lovel ~ role," says Huddleston. ''I'm very motion picture debut as Joe. a Video is the critically acclaimed Ann Blyth cos tars as his - twife. , aware of the terrific responsibili­ tough orphan whose only home is "Breakfast Club" (1985). starring an With 11 Oscar nominations. Richard Thorpe ("Ivanhoe" j~5 2 j: { ~ ty. because we're dealing here the city streets. "Joe has no excellent group of young actors: " Passage to India"·( 1984) is out from director. VHS/Be ta . Color~~· 108 1 . with dreams, with Jove. You can't parents, no friends, nothing that Molly Ringwald. Anthony ll'Iichael RCA/Columbia Home Video. min . .. play a role like Santa Claus makes his life wirthwhile.:· Fitpat­ . Hall. Judd Nelson. All Sheedy. Genious director David Lean , I' The film is based on " ~ _ !.­ : without feeling a sense of duty to rick explains. Santa brings new Emil'io Estevez. ("Bridge on the River Kwai" 1957) Forster's classic novel abo_~( I ~ he, meaning to Joe's life when he Writer-director-producer John outdoes himself in this spec­ generations of children." treatment of the Indians by the.rul­ becomes the lonely orphan's Hughes ("Sixteen Candles" 1984) tacularly emotional tale of a proper Veteran actor Burgess Meredith ing British. Dame Peggy . AS'hcr i1'f,t., friend. uses the simple. but unique premise "The Gin Game" is an engrosing Englishwoman (Judy Davis) attrac­ ·is the Ancient Elf, the wisest and who won an Oscar as Best Sup-p Rrt­ Carrie Kei Heim plays Cornelia. of five teenage students. with little sketch about two people living in a ted by the exotic lifestyle in 1928 most respected of Santa's helpers. ing Actress, plays Davis' a very rich a very lonely little girl in common. confront ed with spend­ retirement home, where boredom India. f9,i.~ et "I was fascinated by the Santa and is outstanding as she shows who lives in an elegamt townhouse ing a Saturday in detention in their abounds. The actio n and emotion A worthwhile teenage film, although Claus project," Meredith remarks. horror and anger at the inhuman' " It seems to me to be a perennial, a with her nanny. "The most dif­ high school library. progresses as Tandy and Cronyn parents do not corne off too well. But play hands of gin rummy . and she . conditions. When mother ;~aI!-d complete natural. And there aren't ficult scenes are those where you what else is new? VHS/ Beta HiFi. The successful Broadway invariably wins, even though daughter befriend a native, Hl~Jl't 9f too many opportunities to play an don't have lines," says Heim. -- You Color. Rated R 92 min. comedy-drama. "The Gin Game" is takes a bizarre twisL ;Q~cat elf. I was deligjhted to accept the have to get across the feeling just Cronyn is the supposed expert. Available from MGl'vUUA Home out from RKO Home ' ·ideo. Based nominatio ns for Best Pictu.F~ /o, o' by ·looking.' It's the difference be­ Video is the colorful musical. " The I role." on D. L Coburn's Pulitzer prize­ Cronyn takes the game serious to Lean. Best Director and for-fllo's tween acting frightened and being Great Caruso" (1951) with ' tenor The part of Anya, Santa's wife, \vinn ing work. it features on ly two the extreme, whereas Tandy does other categories. VHS / ~eta J!rFi . whose common sense and instinc- able to say ' Oh boy.I'm scared.'" Mario Lanza playing the legendary roles. played by Jessi r' :J T nd ~' and not. Cronyn's polished anger boun- Color. ~63 min. Rated PC. " Italian opera star. . 'J ' ." ~ :

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f ' 'i ~sports "!'--- . " ' . · Deo.~, 1985 CURRENT page 13 I ' '' D:'~ . . ' ~UMSL Coaches , Rivermen Coming Together Again ·SI)are Views _i " ! ' He had 16 points and five steals as was unfortunate because, as Meck- : Dan Noss · only 43 percerit from the field and 61 The quick, balanced Riveremen on ~ Budget sports editor percent from the free throw line. he led five UMSL players into dou - attack saw Strater get 15 , Porter 14 fessell put it, "Dellondo played the : UMSL was a very good 80 percent ble figures. . with 10 rebounds , Foxx 12 and most solid thirty minutes since he : The UMSL Rivermen basketball has been here." , team made a trip' to the Cajun coun­ from the line. Young 10. Freshmen Jeff Wilson had ~ Dan 'Noss .. He had not shown hewas going to. 3 steal~ \1') th!!. CQntest. The coach added, though, ' he was' try to take on two National But in the next game aga inst the : sP .c>rt~ 'editor play so well in pre-season," Meck­ The Rivermen left for Louisianna typical Dellondo in the second: Collegiate Athletic Association Quincy College Hawks, the Ri .er· fessell said in relating his surprise half." : " -It on a very " up" note. 'is ironic that the subject of teams. Although they came home m en displayed some inconsistc ncy to Morganfield's play. "We rec­ Meckfessell says Foxx is capab.le : · this ' ~ cplumn is budget. When I The Rivermen were outreboun­ without a victory, the lessons they that Meckfessell also feels hurt ruited him knowing he would be a of playing solid, intelligent ball. But' kame'up with the jdea to explore learned there may prove just as ded (54-40) and outscored (82-65) in them down south. fine player, but we thought it would the fi rst contest. The trouble was he lacks consistency in his game and : · the UMSL coaches' ideas on what beneficial. take some time." begins to force shots he shouldn' t : : they would do if their individual :'We blew a sixteen point lead," inconSistency of the total team play " We will find out in the coming Meckfessell said. " We have a ten­ and it showed up again in the amount and make bad passes. : · budifels were increased, I sud­ The Ri vermen scored the first 11 The play of Morganfield off the days and months," said coach Rich dency to be up and down t90 much. of fouls. i ,$ denly found my space for the pOints of the game, while Benedic­ bench may give Meckfessell a little : Meckfessell. "We played against tbe That is a cause for concern." Despite getting 18 po ints to lead .column was lost. tine was miSSing tbeir first six relief from the erratic Foxx when' type of teams we will play against in Leading 42-40 at the half, UMSL the Rivermen, Foxx fouled out of his shots, and UMSL never looked such a situation occurs. Meckfessell - " I", our MlAA schedule. allowed 39 second half points and back. second game of the young season. It -,. 'Ii lost the game 77-71. says that is how he would like to use his bench and havi ng Morganfield ,. Time The Rivermen lost to Southern . 'I.,. :il :-,.;. -::". .-: come through as he has will allow Mississippi 82-65 and to the Univer­ . Porter and Foxx led the Rivermen sity of Southern Louisianna Ragin' scoring with 14 points each, but him to do so. " We're going to have the gu ys' :c>ut Cajuns 77-60. In the latter game Foxx fouled out of the game. Yo-ung. doing the best job do the playing," ~ . : . they only trailed by one point, 35-36, Strater, and Liszewski were also in the coach said. " I never make s ub­ .1 ' I in the first half, in what was called foul trou ble with four each. Lost to what? stitutions just to keep the guys on A small advertising budget that one of their best halves of the season. the bench happy." . ; force~ an ad to be placed where Porter and Young had four fouls. : _jarioth.er story was to run and that Southern Mississippi shot 76 per- i The Rivermen record is now 2- "I think we have a chance :story., t·o be run where my column cent from the line in the second : 3. to be a little better than on budget was to run. half. : The season started on a very good what I had first thought." o 'Butl,anyway, it's back. While everybody else was held to ; note for the Rivermen as they : TheJ-Jirst reaction the coaches ~Rich Meckfessell single digit scoring, 6-foot-7 Floris- : defeated Rockhurst College 86-73 ~ad . ta . an imaginary increase in sant Valley Transfer center Lis- 1 behind Ron Porter's red hot 12 for 13 :budget·was·delight. But each had a zewski was having his best game to : field goal shooting and his 10 for 14 .realistic. purpose for that date. The lanky performer had 13 : free throw shooting. The evening 'tmaginary increase. It \vas at the line that the Hawks points and nine rebounds. : netted Porter a career-high 34 ~ ;,. Volleyball coach Cindy Rech actually won the game. They shot It was an upswing in his play that, ; points. said that her first priority was to 100 percent from the stripe in the before the trip, seemed to be out of' The senior captain also had 12 scholarships. 'She felt that if she first half and an impressive 83 per­ sync with the team's. : rebounds. could offer potential volleyball cent in the second. They outscored " He's made a lot of progress," : • players room and board instead of UMSL in charity points, 25-5. UMSL . Meckfessell said explaining why it : As a team, the Rivermen shot 53 went to the line just eight times. ju'st artial scholarsh ips, they percent from the field. Dellondo ' looked as if Liszewski was not up : would be more inclined to come Foxx' had 14 points, Mike Strater 12 Strater had 10 points and 10 with the rest of the team. I kUMSL. paints and fiver rebounds and Ken rebounds to lead the team in the lat­ "Sometimes when you have to learn : Il.L ; As~lstant athletic director Judy Liszewski 10 points ' and four ter statistic. Porter had eight different things. yo u tend to think : "-'H!"rre$ echoed Rech's desire to rebounds. rebounds. too much and not just react." . i~crea'se the scholarship fund. She Against the Ragin' Cajuns. the ; Leading at half, 44 -3 1, 'the River. said that to build a winning pro­ The game showed Meckfessell, .- Rivermen saw foul trouble again : men matched the Hawks' 42 second graJ!l that they must be able to though, just how good Kevin cause defeat. Foxx, Porter, and : .... offer what the other schools in the half paints to' hold on to the Strater had four, while Liszewski' victory. Morganfield could be. The freshman corifet'ence offer. · went four for five from th'e field and fouled out of the game. ' : BU-r'Berres mentioned the need Also in the game, Duane Young one for two from the line for nine Foxx contributed 20 points and : for fnll-time coaches, also. She Strater had 12. Porter led the River- : had five assists, six points and three points. He also had six rebounds in Cedric R. Anderson "said that she is proud of the per­ men with nine rebounds. rebounds as the Rivermen presen­ the game. LONG DISTANCE: UMSL's Dellondo Foxx takes an outside shot in fOITililnce of the school's part-time ted a very quick and balanced attack But it was in UMSL's 92-59 victory" coach·es. the Rivermen's game with Rockhurts College. The Rivermen won the at RockhursL over Benedictine College that '-Slie"says that just the amount of season opener 86-73. For the evening, Rockhurst shot- Morganfield really show.ed h~~ s~.!!._ See "Rivermen," page 15 p,!p 'e~ work and day-to-day per­ ~onal ' problems of running a team puts··a·tremendous strain on them. Tlien' comes the task of actually Riverwomen rUnri~ng the team. Rivervvomen Convinci 9 <'\ Men's basketabll coach Ricb Meckfessell felt that hiring Set For iHwtber full-time assistant in his In Winning Streak department would be beneficiaL ...: He stated tbat he is sometimes unable to scout opposing teams 1986 Season Dan Noss from the field. Moreno hit 67 per: • and possible recruits because of Dan Noss sports ed itor cent from the field. • pme he has devote to practice and sports epilor From the free throw line, Rubacli • other team duties. The UMSL Riven'lomen ran into a . was two for three for 67 percent aricj : The off-season task of recruiting very hot shooting Cul ver-Stockton ~ Further use of a full-time assis­ Kris Wilmisher was three for foor ' : for UMSL Riverwomen soccer Ken basketball team in their season . tant would also be helpful in keep­ for 75 percent. The team shot 64 per-.• Hudson appears to be an easy one. opener, and, despite some very good ing an eye on the athletes' cent from the line compared to just· ~cademic progress. A good idea With only three seniors having statistics of their own, ended up on 57 percent for their opponents. ~ I .Jince that is the reason the athlete played their last games in the 1985 the short end of an 84-74 score. By those stats, it seemed that th~ • season, Hudson's recruiting woes is at the university. Riverwomen took advantage seemed to have passed with last But since that game, the River­ d i : Women's basketball coacp Mike most of their scoring opportunities, ; season. women have been a very hot team Larson would be able to extend full Unfortunately, the opposition did : jcholarships to all his athletes But. of course, a coach never is themselves. They got coach Mike just about the sa~e . Instead of sharing the five he has. satisfied with the team he has. Hud­ Larson his much sought after IOOth He says that the top three teams in son certainly will not turn away any career victory, winning their next : . the conference have 12 full-rides talented freshmen or junior college three games in a row. "It was nice to see them ' Th'ey defeated Maryv ille College or t~ir athletes. transfer that wishes to come to win three in a row." 77-67, Sf. Francis Col lege 73-57 and' i Travel was tbe first thought for UMSL. I McKendree College 83-63. All three -Mike Larson . Fomen's soccer coach Keri Hudson I The graduating. seniors include wins for UMSL came in road ~nd baseball coach Jim Brady. It ------.~: : goalkeeper Ruth Harker, a four­ was in reasoning that they contests. year starter. Even though Harker Cedric R. Anderson They return to the Mark Twain The story changed at Maryville: : ,fiffered. owns all of the Riverwomen's SOC~ER ~CTlON 1985: Riverwomen Kathy Roche and Leslie Building to face a tough Missouri The Riverwomen were up by 14 a~ : Hudson says that his team is fre- goalkeeping records, two very cap­ Mirth In action during t he 1985 season. Sue Daerda is in the back­ Western team on Saturday in a 5:30 the half and never trailed the ; uently denied the status they able keepers have heen groomed to gr.ound .. Both Roche and Daerda will return forthe 1986 season, but p.m. contest. When the two teams entire game. : : eserve on a national basis take over those chores for 1986. Mirth Will be lost to graduation. met in 1984 , Missouri Western As a matter of fact, the River-' • . ecause they cannot travel to the women have not trailed in a game: : f Between them, Kris Caldwell, a · entering most games as a sUb­ downed the Riverwomen 82-65. foasts to play some of the better wide open style of play that resulted since the loss to Culver-Stockton . • : transfer from Cardinal Newman . stitute, Noonan managed to score But there is good news to report !;ompetition. He says it doesn't in nine goals and two assists (20 College, and Lisa _Sheridan , a from the ' UMSL women's camp " We have gone to a full court man ~ !natter how well they do' against two goals. pOints). freshmen Rosary High School, these days. They won three games in to-man defense," said Larson of the • {he competition in the Midwest, It is from the midfield on up that With three standout offensive team's difference in play. • played in 11 games. They allowed Hudson should feel that most secure players such as these, Hudson can a row for the first time since early ~ey cannot get the recognition one goal and had two shutouts he­ about. Not one starter will be miss­ 1984 -8 5 and are one game short of ~hey deserve without travelling to work on molding a supporting cast tween them. ing from the group that was respon­ around them. All three spent time their longest winning streak since " It's worked wonders," he the east or west coast. continued. The fact that they acquired most sible for most of the 47 goals scored patrolling the midfield,also . the 1981-82 s eason when they won : Hudson also said tbat coast Larson feels that if his team can of their playing time in games that by the team. . It was at the midfield that UMSL four games in a row in Larson's first i ..leams are hesitant to corne to the hold the opposition to under 60 j saw UMSL dominating their oppo­ That security is supported by the controlled most of thier games last season as head coach. '~id west because UMSL is the only pOints a game, the offense is potent . nent, matters only a little. Both fact that two freshmen, Lisa Jost season. With Casso (who actually Against Culver-Stockton, the top-notch women's soccer team in e~ough to WID almost any game. . keepers got plenty of practice expe­ (six goals and nine aSSists) and played most of the time in the mid­ opposition shot almost 52 percent the arEt~ . It was a balanced attack that did ! rience and enough game competi­ Terri Schroeder (three goals and field) being joined again by Colleen from the field. ; For ::Brady, increased travel the trick for the Riverwomen in .tion to prove that they can handle two assists) became important Copple, Donna Barbaglia and Karen "We just weren't prepared for .xpenses would be an added their initial win of the season. Fil'e • collegelevelsocce~ parts of that offense in their first Guelker. midfield will certainly be a Culver-Stockton," said Larson. Not ~ttraciLon for a recruit. He said players were in double figures. with I seasons. strong point in the 1986 River­ too many teams have been. as they ~hat besides the incentive of play­ Besides, they viewed, iirst hand, 'every player but one getting i'n the : Of course, the offense is still led women lineup. have gone undefeated since and are : {ng on a first rate team, a player one of the nation's best keepers and scorebook. : l05 0nsidering UMSL could look for- will be playing behind what will still by Kathy Guinne~ The sophomore enroute to fulfilling Larson's , With a team that finished 13-3-2 thoughts of them being a nationally , ward to taking a nice trip in the be a solid defense and a potent forward scored 13 goals and had fou r and outscored its opponents 47-14 , ranked team. They recently Rubach was the only player in foul : spring. . While the snow is still offense. assists for 30 points in 1985. ' Her everybody on the team saw enough defeated a nationally ranked team trouble with four. ~ f (nelting in Missouri, the baseba!' season totals kept her on pace to On the backline, t'be Riverwomen action to acclimate tbemselves with from Iowa and have had little trou­ Gregory led the Riverwomen; 'earn wouJd be able to travel to become the Riverwomen's all-time will lose Leslie Mirth, a co-captain the college game. ble winning their games. again with 14 points followed by : florid.a Arizona or Texas. leading scorer. with Harker. Mirth, also a four-year It seemed like the typical River­ Alicia Pierce with 12. Gregory was ~ : Oil e field and into the area of starter, was was one of the anchors women of old, though, from the seven of 14 from the field while the pl!-IlUc:-..relations. sports informa­ on a defensive unit that allowed just start. 5-fool-9 junior Pierce was six of (ien.. ector Sean Johnson feels 14 goals in 18 games. Senior center ChriS Andrews, who 11. ! '!l~ SL must increase its It is from the midfield on up that Hudson should feel the Hudson is actually left with four most secure about_ Not one starter will be missing from is to be counted on for increased Moreno was five for eight from" e s far as presenting theni- players who can handle the position the group that was responsible for most of the 47 goals playing time in the middle this the field among her 11 P9!nts. ~lve::; the local media. in a starting role, as he had to do season, joined guard Deb Wallace Rubach also had 11 pOints with a five ' s that despite the fact tbat -lie " some adjusting when Micki scored by the team. among the injured for UMSL. for nine performance from the I '05 only a Division IT school, irMs Frederiksen went down with an Andrews did not play and Wallace field. ave to. compete with Divi­ they injury three games into the saw action briefly despite scoring Gregory led the team in rebounds r ~Q~ t. Louis University and ·season. 10 pOints. with nine, while Rubach, Pierce and : But. when Guinner wasn't provid­ Of the four remaInIng players, :9iv:i~ III Washington Univer- Sue Daerda, who will be a senior Another fac'l from the old River­ freshman forward Claudine ' ,.1i!Y, Division status of ing the offensive spark, two other only Florissant Valley transfer e In will no doubt be the key player o~ women was the totalS of Gina Mitchell had five. : Wasn. U. is misleading, he says, sophomores, Kathy Roche and Melanie Naumann wasn't a fresh­ ,the backline. But, Hudson has Rita Gregory. She easily outdistanced The Riverwomen held off a t ¥,8C~ I1Se they are nationally known Laurie Aldy, came through for man this seasop.. Judy Hoynacki, Allmpyer, Kathy Casso and Mia Pat­ her teammates inscoring 25 points. second half comeback attempt by ; lanai institution whose Hudson. who saw action in 15 games and edlls terson all returning with first team Gregory hit 10 of 16 from the field Maryville by scoring 38 pOints to the : ira:):n rries a lot of weight. Roche, whose five goals and three' scored one goal, Peggy Kinnison and backHne e>:perience. Then he still (63 percent) and five of seven from opposition's 36. , I t ;Jobmon says that tbe schodi assists her freshman year were Linda Rogoz were all playing their has Frederiksen, who should have the line (71 percent). The AIl­ The weekend at McKendree (both : J>oi!n ost of its budget on the o\'ershadowed by Guinner's fine first college seasons. recuperated form her injury by the American forward also had 10 games were played at the Lebanon, : baske all program and should season, grabbed a few headlines of time 1986 rolls around. rebounds. III. school) found the Riverwomen . increase it for other sports. He her own in 1985. She finished the Patti Fredericksen also saw By all estimations, the transition But, the Riverwomen did get 12 putting almost twenty point be- I' ~ys that,for instance, the soccer year with seven goals and five action in 15 games as a backliner from the 19.85 season to the 1986 points and 11 rebounds from center tween themselves and their programs have done well and' assists (19 points). in 19.85. se,ason should be very smooth. If Kathy Rubach and 12 points from opponents in both games. • deserve the attention. There 'sini­ The other senior departing is The bigge", "urpris2 of the that is true, the near misses in mak­ guard Deb Moreno. , ~ ply,is not enough money to do all season, though, had' to be Aldy, The m.idfielder Kitty Noonan, who saw ing the playoffs after the past two Rubach hit an amazing 83 percent r hO ,pm,,;n. ,,,g, ,~,. action in all 18 games. Despite Forest ' Park transfer displayed a seasons may not occur next year. See "Riverwomen," page 15 ~ • \ Dec. 5,J;j3 85 l page 14 CURRENT , - Rivermen Soccer Team Falls To Defending Champ • • , .. " We really concentrated on him Again it was the play of Stahl that thought that the only difference in .­ .' Dan Noss : sports editor and made him go down by his own kept the game close for UMSL. the game was missed opportunities net to get the baiL He couldn't get by "He had a nice game," said Krem­ by his offense in the last half. RU Advances To Tourney ~ '\~' ; . , The UMSL Rivermen's 1985 soc­ all of us, and by the end of the game ser. " He had some great saves that "We had three good chances in the -cer season came to an end on a hot, he was just worn out." kept them in the game and kept the .second half, but we just didn't -sunny day in Miami, Florida. But it - pressure on us." convert." Rematch With Seattle-Pacifl(:'" Hantak left the game with about , With 16 minutes left in the match. · wasn'ttile affects of the heat that five minutes left, having taken one ,.brought the Rivermen down. Stahl made 10 saves, two coming 'junior 'forWard Mike MCAlone game, got the scoring starte'.Q at shot on net and one kick to the at point blank ·range. FlU keeper headed arainbow over keeper Wolff, Dan Noss five minutes and forty-seY€l1 ' · _ It was the Florida International head. .sports editor ·defense that was the key to the Sun­ Marc Wolff made no saves, as most but defender Robin Fraser was seconds. ":. -: , of UMSL chances sailed wide or blaz-ers" 1-0 National Col legiate At the 23 minute, 40 second rpark were stopped by the defense. standing on the goal line to knock Florida International Univer- The Sun blazers' leading set)J;~l: _ the ball away. - . 'sity advanced to the title match of . Munga Eketebi nO goals and:five i\thletic Association Division II Hantak tripped FlU forward Juan UMSL did hold co-goal scoring . . semifinal round v ictory Gomez. In retaliation, Gomez kic­ I d M Six ininute~ later Hantak dropped the National Colleaiate At hletic assists for 25 points) made ':th~ ­ ked Hantak in the face as he lay on ea er unga Eketebi to just one . 'a pass to' Steve Weindel as he drove Association Divist'on II post- score 2-0 wh en he took a pass?:otil~ , 1 "1 don't think the heat had that shot on net · much to do with it," said UMSL the ground. Along with Matt Adams and into the left corner. Weindel'S shot season tournament witb a 4-1 vic- GDmez at 19 : 14. coach Don Dallas. "It would have Both players received yellow Rudolfo Oliver (who each had three from 15 ' feet sailed just over the tory over New York Tech (18-2-1) Sophomore forward Alexantl€'r" this .past weekend. Malinich rounded out the first haH:' been more of a factor if they would cards for their actions. Hantak was shots), Gomez and Parkinson were a crossbar. have had to come up and play in the slow to get up, but remained in the part of the midfield that co ntr o ll ~d Earlier in the half, the Rivermen The Sunblazers will face scoring with a goal at 38:3S:-:on cold of St. Louis." game. the game. ' bad a break-away attempt thwarted Seattle-Pacific (20-3-0) for the Gomez' -second assist. " .: UMSL 'defeated Barry University Craig Westbrook and Tom Wilson "They're very skilled in the mid- by the Sun blazer midfielders. second year in a row. The game is . FIU finished the game wi ~ . ' 13- . (North Shores, Fla.) in the first each had two of the Rivermen's field," said Dallas. "Parkinson and - Tbe loss for UMSL, making a to be played at Sunblazer Field in s hots Qn goal while Ne.w York ~~ti ·.., · round of the NCAA Division II eight shots in the game. Gomez led Matt Adams were very dominant." record 14th consecutive appearance Miami, Florida. Last year 's game, managed 10 shots on Sunbtazer " 1playoffs in a match played at the the Sunblazers with nine while mid­ " The strength of our team is tbe in tbe NCAA Division II post-season won by FIU, was ' played in goalkeeper Marc Wolff. Th'e ' ~ '- UMSL Soccer Stadium. Barry coach fielders Alex Gomez and Keith midfield," echoed Kremser. tournament, dropped the Rivermen Seattle, Washington. foot-l junior made six saves to jusl';' Marcos Moran claimed that the below .500 with a 14-15 mark. The If the Sunblazers are victorious, four by the Tech goalkeeper. " . . ' Parkinson (FIU co-goal scoring Rivermen won the title in 1973. weather and fie ld conditions had as leader with 10) had s ix and five res­ But UMSL was in the game de- they will become the first Division The second half saw New Y6ri: _ . spite the ineffectiveness of Hantak ~ The victory marked the 160th ca­ : much to dQ with his team's playas pectively. As a team FlU took 28 IT team to ~ccomplish s uch a Tech score its only goal o( ',t he " : did the Rivermen. or tbe large difference in the shot reer win for FlU coach Kremser. shots. The Sun blazers hope to be the first feat. game at 73:27 when Steve ~fjp -·. .· .: But, as FlU coach Karl Kremser totals. team to win back-to-back Divis"ion II The game'was decided early on odopulas n otched his 22nd of.,the : -said, his team had a game plan and It was the combination of Gomez and Parkinson that decided the "1 thought tbey (UMSL) played . .titles. They also won in 1982 and three first half FlU goals. year. The game was all but settled they stuck to it. The game plan was game for the Sunblazers at 33:07. very well," Kremser said afterward. "On cewegottothemdown3-0 1 at that point, though. All t hat 'Was ' ~ to stop senior forward Ted Hantak 1984. Tbey will playas an NCAA - Parkinson headed a hall t9 Gomez, " They never qu it. 1 thought they knew they COUldn 't beat us," said left was for Gomez to score. :t.h~ (Mehlv ill e). Division 1 team in 1986. who was stationed just 15' feet from played a better game today than coach Karl Kremser. " We took it final tally .at 76:00 on an a!i~~s~ ,: " We didn't let them gel the ball to the UMSL net. He wasted no time in they did against Barry, especially in UMSL finishes its season at 11-6- easy on them in the second haiL" fr om Keith Parkinson. ;him where he wanted it," said the second half." 2, winning six of their last eight after Forward Juan Gomez, whoh~d , -' Kremser of his team's effort to stop blasting the ball past keeper John being 5-4-2 at one point in the two goals and two assists for the See "FlU," page 15 :UMSL's all-time leading scorer. UMSL coach Dallas agreed ana season. '. . :Dallas Plans Heavy Recruiting

Dan Noss .. sports editor Twelve spots on the UMSL Rivermen soccer team's roster will be vacated by graduating seniors. This, coupled with the fact that last year's recruiting brought only one player -BreI Walsh- ~ makes for a very important re­ .. cruiting season for coach Don Dallas and his staff. Dallas, though, seems indis­ 'turbed by these facts. " I think there is enough talent · out there" (among junior colleges Tom Wilson Jeff Robhen · and high school seniors), says the , coach who missed out on any heavy · r ecruiting last year due to quintu­ Cedric R. An derSon DIVING SAVE: UMSL goalkeeper John Stahl displays in practice the form he used throuahouUhe" ple bypass surgery. Returning starters include Tom "Nobody will be handed a starting " If we go out and do a r eal good seaso~ to help the UMSL .Rivermen make a record 14th consecutive appearance in the- Natio~af . Wilson in the backfield, and Paul spot," said Dallas." But he has Collegiate AthletiC ASSOCiation playoffs. -, . job like we did the year before," he Bielicki in the midfield. Beyond go od credentials. We look fo r Jeff :continued, " 1 don't think there will that, various amounts of playing Robben to be our starting keeper ,. be any problem at all." time was seen by Butch 'Bellers, next season." Dallas says he plans to scower Steve Hoover, Tom Schmitt, Brett Dallas pOints to Robben's expe­ Stahl Was UMSL Backbone In 1985 · the rosters of local high schools Walsh and Steve Weindel. rience as the keeper on the Busch and Meremac, Florissant Valley team that traveled to Ireland and The last line of defense was "Our defense was not very strong Stahl made 105 saves while fac ing " and . Forest Park Community The biggest asset for the River­ and his playas the keeper on many actually the last line of defense as in the early going," said coach Don IB7 shots. He also recorded ni nS Colleges like he has in the past for men in 1985 was goalkeeper Jobn . n fine St. Mary's high school far as the 1985 UMSL Rivermen soc­ Dallas hefore the Rivermen played saves . ~ · - :next years talent. . Stahl. The other backup Don teams cer team was concerned. Senior Barry Un iversity in the first round Although Stahl"s statistics werll . . About what specific type of McFetridge was a senior, so the goalkeeper John Stahl was, many of the playoffs. " John has played less this season (1.26 goals againsJ ... . talent Dallas and his staff will be goal keeping duties wou ld Despite the great odds against times, the force that kept the team just as well this year as he did last average, 24 goals in 19 games and searching for, the 19-year veteran seemingly fall to sophomore Jeff him in tbis year's recruiting, in the game. season. He's made some spec­ only four shutouts). his value to t hl:i. ::of coaching says, "we need Robben. A redshirt last season. Dallas is still optimistic about So, it was his play that was most tacular saves that has kept us in team was no less diminished,. ~ - everybody." (did not play the minimum amount the outcome. responsible for the Rivermen some matches." The former junior colleg; Alt.,; oJ . His estimation is right. It would of minutes to count against the " It will take a little time to gel advancing to the National Dallas was referring to Stahrs American from Lewis and Clark I be easier for Dallas to list what he team roster or use up a year of his like it did t bis year, but if we have a Collegiate Athletic Associ at ion 1984 All-American season when he continually faced one-on-on e. shot~ , has remaining, instead of what is eligibilty),Robben will not be good recruiting season, we will playoffs despite getting off to a. had a 0.67 goals against average, and breakaways when his defense needed to be filled. given the iob. be successful." slow start. allowing just 121 goals in 17 games. would suffer a lapse.

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[rom page 13 from pag~ 13 Morganfield had another strong Meckfessell says that during the not having a full prac.tice session game off the bench with eight points break between classes he will take was Strater. Meckfessell says that,. ''''', Balanced scoring again occurred, and five rebounds. tim~ to evaluate his squad and see if although he is playing very well, he '. as three players hit dou ble figures Overall, though Meckfessell is any changes are necessary. Right expects him to improve. : against St. Francis. Wallace had 18 , 'pleased with his team's perform­ now, though, he feels that the team Strater is an aggressive reboun­ with Rubach and Pierce picking up ance so far. is playing well. He feels his starling der, with a smart s hot, and plays t~e ,6' 10_ e'gch. 1984-85 All-M1AA honor­ " I think we have a chance to be a five and his bench may need a little point for the Rivermen when they alJle t mention Rubach pulled down little better than what I had first extra time to gel because of injuries are faced with a zone defense. 10 rebounds to lead the team. . thought. But the key word is chance. that kept a complete squad from The Rivermen will be in action Moreno and sophomore forward We have to avoid being practicing together. Saturday against Missouri Baptist Grace Gain, off the bench, were inconsistent." One player especially affected by in a 7:30 p.m. contest. ~~. right behind the double figure scorers with nine points. · ·The. Riverwomen shot 47 percent · from the field and 71 percent from . .; thHree throw line. S1. Francis was a Riverwomen Give Larson 1Wth VictolY : poor 36 percent from the field and The Riverwomen are now on a master:s in administration of i mad\, only 54 percent from the UMSL Riverwomen coach Mike . physical education from new streak of three wins in a row. Georg~', · Iine. : Larson reached the 100 victory College in 1977. _ ._. , The longest streak in Larson's ca­ Wj.l~iams ~ ' Th~ 83-63 victory over host plateau when the Riverewomen He began his coaching career at downed Maryville College 77-67 in reer at UMSL came in his initial · McKendree was sparked by four season of 19'81-82 when the River­ Southeastern Community College · players hitting for double figures. the team's second game of the in Burlington. Iowa. He compiled a season. women won four in a row (Indiana : Ruba'ch's 15 point, 14 rebound per- State, Culver-Stockton, McKen­ three-year record of 57 - 20. He had , : form,ance led the team. back-to-back 20-win seaso ' n~ ' The moment has been on hold dree and Harris-Stowe). e'''; "Kathy's been super in reboun- for the fifth-year coach since the Larson, a graduate of Trinity before coming to UMSL in 1981. ' : Larson, who is involved with · ding/ said Larson. "And she has Riverwomen defeated Northeast College in Deerfield, IlL , was a the Fellowship of Christian :been' doing it at both ends, too." Missouri State lastyear73-65. The st(lrting guard for almost three Athlete, has been married for 12 : There was plenty of help for streak ran to seven games with the years while working to\\'ard his l : RUb.ach in this game. Wallace had 14 bachelor's degree in phys ical years. He and his wife Denice have' opening game loss to Culver­ two daughters - Sheri (9) and" : POiI)t~ while guard mate Moreno had Stockton, education in 19'73. He received his · 13 . 80th the 5-fo'ot-6 Wallace and the Christa (6). : 5-fcio~-7 Moreno had 10 assists in < the game, l : UMSL has been without' 'Wilmisher since the Maryville vic­ Old~Timers Shovv Their Stuff ·tory. The 5-foot-5 freshman will ~ miss at least one month with a stress Dan Noss :fracture in her leg. So the strong sports editor ·play.of the junior college transfers has been a welcome sight. 1984 UMSL captain Bob McCor­ . ~ . Larson has also been pleased with mack and his brother Mike (1974- ~ :the play of Allyson Mace, a 5-foot-8 Cedric R. Anderson 78)led the Gold Squad against the · freshman from Festus. BATTLE OFTHE BOARDS: Riverwomen center Kathy Hubach goes Red Squad as the UMSL basketball " For a freshman who wasn't sup­ up for a rebound against two Culver-Stockton players in the team's alumni ggt together fora game to e posed to get m~ch playing time, season opener. Rubach has been a big part of the current U MSL display the skills they once used in she's done a super job." three-game winning streak. competition for the UMSL The last two games marked a Rivermen . . significant contrast to the River­ seven point performances, tresll­ That team finished 15-1. All-Americans Greg Daust (1968- women of old, also, in the fact that man Shawn Frantz' fiv e points Finishing at much the same pace, 71) and Jack Stenner (1966-69) were ' \t)they were victories without a 100 against St. Francis and junior Kay Larson's team wo uld be above .500 featured plsayers for the Red percent Gina Gregory. The 5-foot-9 Klotzer's double six performance and perhaps in the Missouri Inter­ Squad. scoring threat was ill over the (six .point s and six rebounds) collegiate Athletic Association Bobby Bone (1973-77), UMSL's weeRend and her scoring was held to against McKendree. post-season tournament forthe first only three-time All-American did t ~ below 10 points in over a year. Larson was modest about hi s own time under his leadersh.ip. not participate in the game. She took just 15 shots in the two accomplishment: the 100 victory Larson gave a lot of credit for the Other players on the Gold Squad gam-es, also. A fact that Larson milestone. early season success to the coaches included: Richard Hamilton (1981- a:ttributes, not only to her health, that work with him. 83), Hubert Hoosman (1975-79), tiut to the good play of her .. It felt good," he said. "Bul I was "They have put in a lot of hours to Steve Meier (1968-69), Ted Meier f'lteammates. excited for the team. It was nice to . get to this point," he said." I am very (1983-85) , Rolandis Nash (1974-78), - "We've been fast-breaking a lot see the team win three in a row. It's happy with them." Jim Pelechek (1972-75), Carlos ina not setting up for plays," said been a long time since the women's Larson knows, .t hough. that the Smith (1982-84) and Grayling Tobias th e fifth-year coach. team has won three in a row so early road to the playoffs is going to get (1975-79) . " . "Everybody has been playing so like that." tou gher. Besides the two ali-Americans, well_ also, that we don't hal'e to The 'last time t he Riverwomen "We know that it isn't going to be the Red Squad included Kurt Berg cOUJlt'on her so much." had a better start to a season was in easy. We 're goingto be playing great (1982-8 4), Mark Bernson (1969-72), Everybody ' includes the 1974-75 wh en Rita Hoff led th e ini­ teams with great players on them," Jim Buford (1970-72), Mike Hayes .., aforementioned play of Gain and tial women's team in to offici al com­ he said with an obvious eye to con­ (1970-72), Dal e Hoette(1974-75) , Vic Mace, along with Andrews eight ~nd petition b)· _winn. ing thej ~ fir~t _14. re~ence olay: . Jordan (19810-84). Clarence Slaughter (1966-72), Denny 'Whelan (1967-69) and Jeff Zoellner (1982- FlU 84). " North Oaks Bowl 7125 Natural Bridge from page 14 '(North Oaks Shopping Center) "I was saying all along that we 382-5757 " It's about time I got going," would win two national tities," the said the 5-foot-l0 senior. '['I really suddenly hot-scoring !\Iiami got boosted up.for this one. I am a native said. senior and I didn't want to go ou t But Seattle-Pacific, no stranger I .largesl bowling alley in Missouri • snack b3r a loser." to winning the title tbemselves as Cedric R. Anderson . .:' • banquet room ' • group ra(e~ .pril'ate pa r {i~s The Sunblazers, who also won ' • spare roum luunge they were the 1983 NCAA Division OLD-TIMERS RETURN: Former UMSL basketball star Bob McCor­ • speeial paC'k iig es al'ailable the title in 1982, are guarrenteed a II champions, will probably have a • pro shop victorv in the tile match. also. if mick drives the lane for a layup against fellow"old-timers ill an alumni: [or fralernities • little more than words to offer in game held before the Rivermen's game with Benedictine College. you su-bscri be to the <;\'ords of FlU' s dipute of Gomez's claim. Gomez.

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J .S. H defeated the No Names 3- also please her coach Mike Larson team honors. Gregory's 22 in a row .' All other division champions Schedule Z to advance to the finals after Teammate Kaye Klotzer . was was the m ost for the men. have been decided already. They Fall Soccer finishing the regula r season with a second in the competition (47 out • The female students were led by . include: 4'0 r ecord. The No Names finished of 50) for the Riverwome n's bas­ IVlillie R owan's 39 out of 50. The • Intermediate: M ike Sokolik The Schick Supe~ Hoops (3 on 3): I J .S.H. completed an undefeated the regular season with a 4-1 ketball team category. Klotzer's consecutive free throw honors • Beginner: M'ike Perkins competition k icks off the 1986 I season when they defeated the record. 40 in a row was the highest con- were shared by Cherie iVIansfield • Doubles: Charles · Link and Intramural competition. The com-_, Papal Bulls, 5-0 in the ch am­ The Papal Bulls defeated the . secutive total besides Gregory's and Tracv White with eight each. Charlie Armbruster petition will be held Tuesdays and: pionship game of the 1985 UMSL ROTC 3-[ to ad,'ance. The ROTC 50. • Carm~n Nanawa led the female • W-omen 's: Margaret Shoptaw Thursdays (12 to 2 p.m.) beginning' Fall Intramural Soccer League. finis hed the regular season with a The scores by the two women faculty and staff with 40 out of 50 Jan. 21. The deadline for sign-up is­ The 6-0 J.S.H. and the 4-2 Papal 4- [ record. were the highest in the and Sandy Moriarity, assistant Jan. 20 . Bulls both came from the Both the No Names and t he competition. Riverwomen basketball coach, Hoc Soc A one night Co-Ed basketbal L: American League, finishing first ROTC competed in the National Other winners included: had the consecutive honors with 15 t"ourney will be held on Feb. 4 be-: and second respecti vely. League. The two teams fin is bed in • Mark Huez's45 out of 50, and in a row. Th e 1985 Co-Ed Hoc Soc Cham­ tween 7-11 p.m. J.S.H was led by Mike Umbeck. a tie for first place_ Ray Fada's 16 in a row for male pion will be decided when Bata Other Intramural compet ition who had two goals, and John students. Alpha Psi (3-2) takes on the Syndi­ includes bowling. racquetball and Markham, who picked up the Free Throw • UMSL Rivermen's assistant Racquetball cate (5-0). VOlleyball fo r the first two months shutout. Markham led the Fall basketball coach Chico Jones' 44 Beta Alpha Psi defeated N.F.C. of 1986. lntramural s with a 1.20 goals per Shooting out of 50 and womens head coach and the P ikes (shootout) to reach Information on all Intramural 'game average, allowing only five Gina Gregory scored a pe rfect 50 Mike Larson's 18 in a row for male Ron Siegel and Jeff Lindhorst . the finals. events can be obtained by calling goals in six games. out o f 50 to lead all winners in the faculty and staff. will battle for the title of 1985 The Syndicate defeated Rick's the Intramural office at 553 -5125 J .S.H. also got goals from J e ff 1985 u;vrSL Intram ural Free • Jim Gregory's 45 out of 50 tied UMSL Advanced l\Ien-s Racquet­ Team and the Sting Rayon their or by visiting the office at Rm. 203- Beran, Paul Bier, Doug Huber. Throw Contest. That figure should Jeff Wilson for the Rivermen's ball Tourney Champion: road to the championship match. of the Mark Twain Building. ------~· ·i, Ferguson Beauty College

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