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SIEAs Did You Know October, November, and December 2011 October Calendar 02 Jack Franks Illinois House of Representatives 02 Jay Shattuck Employment Law Council 04 Becky Alexander EVCO National, Inc. 05 Jeannette Johnson William M. BeDell - ARC 08 John Jones Illinois State Senate 10 Ira Silverstein Illinois State Senate 14 Patricia Bellock Illinois House of Representatives 15 Dennis Reboletti Illinois House of Representatives 16 Maggie Crotty Illinois State Senate 25 Jack Suter Suter & Associates 28 John Cullerton Illinois State Senate 30 Mark Beaubien, Jr Illinois House of Representatives November Calendar 03 Connie Stock Scott Credit Union 06 Valerie Peters Olin Corporation 06 Greg Smith Olin Corporation 08 David Luechtefeld Illinois State Senate 09 Sidney Mathias Illinois House of Representatives 10 Byron Farrell Helmkamp Construction Co. - Retired 15 Michelle Mathews William M. BeDell - ARC 21 Dick Durbin United States Senator 21 John Keller Carrollton Bank 22 Pamela Althoff Illinois State Senate 23 Thomas Holbrook Illinois House of Representatives 26 Louis Lang Illinois House of Representatives 30 Patrick Verschoore Illinois House of Representatives December Calendar 01 Sue Dorris William M. BeDell – ARC 03 Art Williams Shell Oil Refinery - Retired 05 Kevin McCarthy Illinois House of Representatives 07 Michael McAuliffe Illinois House of Representatives 08 Rickey Hendon Illinois State Senate 09 Jim Mihalich J2 MGMT 10 Jacqueline Collins Illinois State Senate 11 Sara Feigenholtz Illinois House of Representatives 11 Elaine Nekritz Illinois House of Representatives 12 Mark Hilgert WBGZ Radio Station 14 Constance Howard Illinois House of Representatives 15 Deacon Bill Kessler St. Ambrose Parish 16 Bill Donovan American Steel Foundries - Retired 18 Forrest Lauher Motiva Enterprises 21 Christine Radogno Illinois Senate Republican Leader 21 Judy Schrewe ConocoPhillips Wood River Refinery 22 Barb Davis Phone Masters LTD 25 Tom Adams Wegman Electric Company 27 Chapin Rose Illinois House of Representatives 29 James Clayborne, Jr. Illinois State Senate 29 Sandy Cole Illinois House of Representatives 29 Dave Sullivan Raucci & Sullivan Strategies, LLC 30 Mike Bost Illinois House of Representatives 30 Chris Lauzen Illinois State Senate How Many Zeros in a Billion? The next time you hear a politician use the word “billion” in a casual manner, think about whether you want the “politicians” spending YOUR tax money. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes at the rate our government is spending it. ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ Wisdom of the South There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. Onced and Twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy! Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom? People actually grow, eat and like okra. Fixinto is one worwordddd.. It means I’m going to do that. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you’re twtwoooo.. We do like a little tea with our sugar. TTTheThe word jeet is actually a question meaning, ‘Did you eat.’ Ya’ll is singular. All ya’ll is plural. QUOTES, QUOTES, QOUTES 1. There is no freedom on earth or in any star for those who deny freedom to others. Elbert Hubbard 2. Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in the fog. Bennett Cert 3. Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. Gen. Omar Bradley 4 If you don’t want to be there on the takeoff, you won’t be there on the landing. Lyndon B. Johnson 5. One comforting thing about not being anybody famous or important you never have to worry about becoming a has-been. Woodrow Wilson 7. A friend is a gift you give yourself. Robert Louis Stevenson 8. You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope 9. The greatest waste in the world is the difference between what we are and what we could become. Ben Herbert 10. Real charity doesn’t care if it’s tax deductible or not. Dan Bennett 11. To keep your character intact, you cannot stoop to underhanded acts. It makes it easier to stoop then next time. Katharine Hepburn 13. Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. Dave Barry 14. I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. Shirley Temple 15 Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. Thomas Sowell 16 A Christmas wish: May you never forget what is worth remembering, Or remember what is best forgotten. Celtic toast IT’S TIME TO “FALL” BACK! DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME ENDS NNNNNNOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEMMMMMMBBBBBBEEEEEERRRRRR 666666,,,,,, 222222000000111111111111 DON’T FORGET TO SET YOUR CLOCKS BACK ONE HOUR 5 Deadly Terms Used by a Woman 1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is RIGHT & YOU need to shut up. 2) NOTHING: Means SOMETHING & you need to be worried. 3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission, do NOT do it. 4) WHATEVER: A woman’s way of saying screw you. 5) THAT’S OK: She is thinking long & hard on how & when you will pay for your mistake. It’s not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived. Today is the oldest you’ve ever been, yet the youngest you’ll ever be so enjoy this day while it lasts. Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. My old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. ADULT TRUTHS 1. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 2. Map Quest really needs to start the directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 3. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 4. Bad decisions make good stories. 5. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection . again. 6. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 7. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 8. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. 9. How many times is it appropriate to say “WHAT?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said.? 10. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!!! 11. The first testicular guard, the “Cup” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain Is also important. The Year-End Brings No Greater Pleasure Than The Opportunity To Express To You Season’s Greetings and Good Wishes. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Michelle Bockstruck, Julie McVey, Mike Walters, and Bob Walters S. I. E. A. .