le's money would not go to in- nors. «i fffltq lirews repowt 1$ tott is#eep- no money too stitutions under denominational The Board of Governors of rng 'to"permit much analysis or $ F ".. control. Waterloo Lutheran University, it detailed comment. To increase He went on to point out that should be noted, has twenty federal aid to education as stud- Eastern denominational other denominational schools in members who sit for the ent enrolment rises is a sensible 1 o Hamilton. Ottawa and Windsor Canada Synod of the Lutheran principle. have, with the encouragement Church. There are only six other "How much increased aid will institutions" Board members, of In a special telephone inter- of the provincial government, two whom actuaMy be available for WLU 0 L r are executives of the Lutheran view by the Cord-staff, Assistant become affiliated with a provin- under a new method of financ- Church America. Deputy Minister of University cially supported university. Un- in ing, which is not defined, re- 0 o c Affairs, E. E. Stewart, emphasiz- der this federated arrangement mains to be seen. To permit the ed that the original statement of the provincial government would "province biased" provinces to have revenue that a new university fund scheme pay the larger university a grant is now being distributed by the 0 s s was only a proposal not a settl- to support the load of those says Villaume federal government is no guaran- ed fact. students taking courses in the tee in itself that the universities The final arrangements are affiliated institution. The most This is the statement by Dr. will receive more or that WLU 0 s c not clear, he pointed out, but he important requirement for such Villaume, on reading the first will receive anything at all. did go on to mention past pre- a change, Mr. Stewart said, story in the Globe and Mail and "This province i s biased 0 c cedents. Since 1868, he said, it was the elimination of denom- just before leaving for Ottawa against church-related universit- has been the policy of the prov- inational prerequisites for mem- to attend a meeting of all univ- ies and colleges and generally 0 n incial government that the peop- bership in the Board of Gover- ersity presidents. does not support them." The CORD WEEKLY VOt. VII NO. 6 WATERLOO UNIVERSITY COLLEGE FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1966 WLU future uncertain Government action may cut revenue Ontario gov't. WLU gov't. unsympathetic to scape-goat Church colleges By John Zaritsky—reprinted to allay Que. from the K-W Record Reprinted from the Lutheran Waterloo University Toronto Daily Star may of operat- lose a third its A dubious deal for universities ing budget if a federal proposal An editorial reprinted from for aid to higher education is ap- the Toronto Daily Star. govern- proved by the Ontario In its new plan for putting ment. more money Into higher educa- a new Under formula proposed tion the federal government is, by Prime Minister Pearson at effect, getting out of direct pro- in the beginning of a federal aid to the universities. vincial conference in Ottawa, two This is carrying respect for major changes would be made The past several, years have seen great advancement at WJ-iU. provincial constitutional rights that would probably result next "in the field of education a year of $1,000,- Will government policy changes destroy this? to in a revenue loss point questionable. -000 for that is Waterloo Lutheran Uni- Ottawa is understandably sen- versity. complete automatically and it is unlikely its old affiliation If faced with the loss could renew sitive about treading on proposed changes support, government . Que- The would: of government Waterloo the Ontario will with the University of Western bec's toes in this Much —Eliminate present pass on to matter. the federal Lutheran would have to do one federal funds directly Ontario or start an even more of sense of grievance $5-per-capita grants for all uni- two them. Quebec's \ of things. practical affiliation with the Uni- toward English-speaking* v Canada versities across Canada, which It could undertake economic But the Ontario government versity of Waterloo. Waterloo rests on the belief that, .-Ottawa Lutheran receives auto- belt-tightening measures such as will distribute federal funds to affiliation would prob- ori\prW(fs matically. most of Either has been dropping its scholarships the provincial universities and ably delight Ontario government incial rights, including the field —Transfer control of increased programs. colleges. and research officials, who have campaigned federal aid as one University of education.! Quebec i/s for universities from At the same time, student tui- And of Wa- for years to achieve a goal of identity is threatened and Ot- the association of universities fees terloo official observed, most tion would have to be in- having a network of provincial quite /wishes re and colleges of Canada to Present provincial to get tawa properly P°ll r the creased. tuition fees universities, universities, with church col- assure French that provincial to to bigger grants, would enroll all Canada "its government. would have be doubled leges either affiliated or federat- rights will be make up for the loss of revenue students in the affiliated church respected. n CHURCH AFFILIATE ed to provincial universities. But we wondeit 'con?- and as costs colleges 'if ii&s- These changes would force Wa- this would increase in the universities. Monday's proposal gives plete in to "In university also hand-over is the best terloo Lutheran University the continue rise. return, the the Ontario government the op- interest of something pass highef education, in only independent church-affiliat- "This is we would would some of these federal portunity to end any hopes < \ v '.' to on to colleges Canada. ■ \\ ed college in Ontario, to seek hate do," said one Waterloo funds the church church colleges might have had Under the existing .system Lutheran official. in payment for giving to federal funds from the Ontario "It would classes that increased federal grants di- Ottawa makes grants! to (uniiyfr-' government. make us into just a rich man's university students. ' ' rectly given would make it fin- their operation (now university." "In other sities for And it's the policy of the Onta- words, the church ancially feasible to start on their $100 million a year) through the A more likely college's pro- rio government that no financial solution is affil- affiliation with a own. of Universities iation with a provincial institu- vincial university provides Association 'and aid be given to any church affil- the The Ontario government Colleges cer- a course adopted by machinery by which college has of Canada which iated college or university. tion, all the opposed federal aid to tifies their qualifications to In other Ontario church colleges. can still receive federal funds, church re- the opinion of Waterloo Lu- colleges because it feared num- ceive the money. They, Lutheran, directly or indirectly, theran officials, it's unlikely the like Waterloo either from erous small denominational col- proposed trans- lose the direct federal per the provincial government." Under the tax policy will change. will fer method wilt capita grants they now receive Waterloo Lutheran University see the universities Dr. Villaume said the federal Unsympathetic pg 2 be entirely dependent for pub- grants the university receives lic money on their provincial each year account for 33 per cent of men government. its revenue. Another 50 per Three honoured Is it healthy that universities cent is derived from students' tuition should have to depend on one fees and the remainder government for almost 80 per comes from private endowment. Students and celebrities receive degrees cent of their finances? What Last year Waterloo Lutheran happens if particular Honorary degrees public a univer- received $532,898 from federal will be His contributions to the building of the Shand water sity were to fall out understanding of of favor government grants. "We know awarded to three distinguished education was conservation dam. with a provincial government, rewarded in 1960 when re- there will be a considerable in- Canadians at fall convocation, he Mr. of as McGill university Montreal ceived Fisher, chairman the in crease in federal grants this October 29 at 3 p.m. in the the Greer Memorial has in the past, and as a result year board of the Southam Publish- for us, which possibly might Theatre-Auditorium. Award, presented by the Ontario suffered financially to He also ing Company, will address con- and had be 80 to 100 per cent. Baseom Education Association. raise student J. St. John, Norman the vocation. fees? received association's special What happens in Ontario to C. Schneider, and Philip S. centennial award. In addition to his contribu- Fisher, together stu- church-oriented institutions like with 170 Mr. Schneider, vice-president tion to publishing, he is past- dents Waterloo Lutheran University, from arts, science and of J. M. Schneider Ltd., Kitch- president and now honorary INDEX theology faculties will be on and Trinity. Victoria, and St. ener meat packers, was former president of the Canadian Wel- The Girls jl hand to receive their degrees Michael's colleges in Toronto. I pg. Liberal for Waterloo North. fare Council and a member of Culture Review 5-7 from Chancellor MacDonald. M.P. The province now gives them I pg. I Mr. Schneider has long inter- the National Council of Welfare. Sports pg. no direct financial support but I 14-14 I Mr. St. John has served edu- ested himself in his community, He is a past-president of the Editorials 4 9 they do get all or part of the I pg. cation minister Davies since serving such organizations as Canadian Daily Newspaper Pub- 1 Features pg. pr"™nt federal grants. 13 |j 1964 as chairman of the depart- the Kitchener-Waterloo Colleg- lishers Association. I Grumps pg. 12 ment of policy Is it likely that more, instead f education's and iate Board, the Waterloo-Well- Mr. Fisher is a commander of of fever, I Don's Dilemma's pg. 12 i development council. He became orovincial barriers will ington Airport Commission, the Order of the British Emp re be out around I Queen Candidates pg. 8, 9 I famous for his column, the education? 1 Canadian Legion. and also has been awarded the In=t"-ri p.f living Business Cents pg. 11 § World of Learning, which ap- Cin:>dian uni- B, He represented Kitchener dur- Champion of the Distinguished versity education, ' s M peared daily in the and will we get 10 Globe ing develonmen! of the Grand Service Order and the Disting- prOV'tV'M sygtoins? r . "I Mail for six and one-half years. River conservation scheme and uished Service Cross. see Scapegoat pg. 2 2 THE CORD WEEKLY Friday, i, October 28, 1966 Unsympathetic, The provincial governments' the University of Waterloo, Prov- con't from page 1 fears increased last October incial Treasurer Allan said: when the Bladen Report was "The government of Ontario be- leges with inadequate standards published. The report recom- lieves that it has established an would spring up across the prov- mended a massive increase in effective and close working rela- ince. federal aid to all universities tionship with the universities of Church colleges affiliated with and colleges in Canada includ- this province, and therefore feels provincial universities conform ing church colleges. — that any federal grants or poli- to the provincial university's Since then, the Ontario govern- cies must be administered by the standards, and their academic ment has waged a vigorous cam- appropriate provincial agencies." qualifications are assured since paign for provincial control of Monday's proposal indicates their graduates get their degrees all aid to universities. that the federal government has from the parent university. Last November in a speech a* heard the message. PROCTER & GAMBLE OFFERS CAREERS IN P Photo by McManus ffl
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I PROCTER & GAMBLE i§ Without tbie label it ie nota genuine KITTEN.' | Friday. October 28; 1966 THE CORD WEEKLY 3 WUC imperialists claim Ubangis Lake Messrs. Castle and Curran are prepared for armed hostilities; well-known WUC Explorers. therefore we left rather quick- Their credentials include the ly. membership in the following We checked our anthropologi- organizations: the Heidelberg oal-sociologiical texts to see if B(eer) D(rinking) C(lub); the we could find any record of a Breslau B(e er ) D(rinking) socially undeveloped and phy- C(lub); Iinternational) F(orum) sically retarded race living in on F(ree) L(ove); and P(rank- this area. It was very difficult, sters) I(nternational). The fol- for these natives did not have lowing is their account of this any distinguishing characteris- feat of discovery. tics: the leaders looked the For many years, we (the same as the rest of the people. WUCEC), have been looking for We did notice some character- Norman C. Schneider Philip S. Fisher J. Bascon St. John the lost lake rumoured to be in istics though; men (?) with These 3 men will be awarded honorary degrees October 29 at fall convocation. Waterloo County. After much beards, peach fuzz and shaven, See page one. searching out truth and fiction, women wearing pants, and lead- we hit upon a story. ing men around with rings in Many miles out in the bush their noses. This gave us a clue Worked 2 years around Upper Heidelberg, we as to their origin: they were a found an old hermit named matriarchial society of upper Ezra, who said he had been in and lower Übangis. Barry Heath scholarship winner no bookworm his cave since the flood. Yes, he This of course, explained their The winner of the first "in- worm. This could hardly be —last. He never stays up witfc recalled a glacial lake of utmost hostility. The female of this centive" proficiency scholarship— further from the truth. Barry the books past 11.00 p.m. Fin* north- purity and beauty in the species, is a predatory type and awarded to the student in the does part-time work for the Ca- thermore, he does not consider Swamp or west part of Sadie's they were angered, because our preliminary year with the high- nadian Mental Health Associa- himself a scholar or even what is now north-west Water- exploring craft was unknown to est average was Barry Heath. tion in the adult rehabilitation model student! However, hia* was very by loo. Ezra doubtful them and it was manoeuvred Barry, who is in an Honors program. His opinion is that his past record seems to contradict, about our finding' this pristine 2 males — their enemies!! We Psychology course, is from Gait, real-life experience is worth that! II us of the pond and warned also found that this pond was graduating from 12 more to than studying. For hobbies Barry enjoytf living After Grade. him swamp folk there. the washbowl for one of their at Gait Collegiate in 1963, he Speaking of studying, Barry es- playing the piano, classical and After much fruitless search- gods and was not to be profan- worked for two years as a radio timated that he did about fif- light classical music, the occa» ing, we found a small stream ed by strange watercraft. The announcer in Stratford and last teen hours per week last year sional round of golf, and read* created following in a northerly direc- wheels of the craft year decided to obtain a higher away from campus and thinks ing psychology and literature tion. After many miles of trek- foam on the surface almost like education. Although only 20 at he does more this year than books. king through thick bush, we ap- a modern day detergent. Pos- the time, Barry was admitted to proached a strange village: large sibly soap is unknown to Üban- the adult special at WUC and buildings with many natives gis. was allowed to take some first running These discovery . around. creatures The of WUC Lake year subjects along with the appeared afraid of our strange was a great feat. It will bring regular preliminary require- craft since none approached much honour and glory to our ments. He finished the year even when we made the inter- university and the olub. We with the highest average in the *+**■ nationally known peace sign. (WUCEC) have decided that we institution — a neat 85%. By ISpiitetfe There it was: a small beauti- must return sometime in the attending summer classes, he *■■ ful gem of a glacial lake, clear future with arms food and sett- was able to go into the second Vh luati! said a, and azure blue in colour. We lers. In this way we oan help year of his course this fall. iw meanyin the „., proceeded at full power in our the upper and lower Übangis With such an impressive registrar's otttee. amphibious craft to the middle join modern day society and scolastic record of achievement ' fr iuibbK ti>tte of this lake and uttered the fol- enjoy the many pleasures to behind him, one would almost if lowing proclamation: be derived from a patriarchial think of Barry as a real book- "Attention! Attention! Do any way of life. Of you natives speak English? Would listen closely please. little lappy -a~-uJ l&ppy was aboutr-to ly background. ?ab m&m -$cA&*a throw inthe easevof We now olaim this lake as a property of WUC and name this ft»d iisvea -waitress & & Jie&iW beautiful body of water WUC >0^fTT f^ shopwtexi,ina LAKE in the name of the Ex- # fif of rampant . plorers Club and our many fin- # ir«sc*Ueolion,,«tetAfiU^ir ancial supporters." . JL# o£ iter £rieruily twruK- At this point, the natives be- came restless. They started yell- ing and shouting and throwing j explained fo fter solid objects. We were only on Photo by Sooklall ™* Jie an exploring trip and were not WUC sophisticates among the. Pagans * m , tthnUtßfopposite ofwtucx is Qov"errvraetvt-£>acice4. Co-op opening ZeAtp* Student"******loan- totr. Prof. Carroll awarded fellowship dbod#>3hJ site Prof. Glenn Carroll, associate university business education -tten, x &*#* professor of business administr- and research programs," he said. |K=l|HB» %3Fed• marred by tragedy a Dt ry aMlt ation at Waterloo Lutheran Univ- "This program will help close ' ' ersity, recently was awarded one the management gap between repres- a Mr. J. D. McCullough &. of the first $2,500 Seagram Bus- Canadian and American manage- loan tent" enting the Department of Uni- iness Fellowships for university ment as noted by the Economic Wisely s*ent*... go gfte, JTojTLped <3own professors in doctoral programs. Council of Canada in its second versity Affairs cut the ribbon •town and purchased Prof. Carroll is chairman of annual review." Saturday, October 22, to official- a whole new -fancy the department of personnel and Mr. Baker announced that the ly open the newest house in the ' university's r wardwfe marketing in the awards would be made on an Waterloo Co-op. * and Econom- MY BANK* School of Business annual basis. About $50,000 will The Dag Hammerskjold Resi- ics. be annually i-vx-tn, made available for dence has rooms for 250 men ohbmM The award was presented dur- these awards. 1 Atl university residents. Iterlwtfc ing a luncheon at the Prof. Carroll will use the Apr :i^mQrrc>w« by J. J. Baker of Toronto, vice- complet- The new addition makes the WSSfI Sea- awards to assist in the president of the House of ion of his doctoral thesis on Waterloo Co-op the third larg- fromtheSOURwinner...GRAPES In "Letters to the Editor" you will find a message from Mr. Pope, newly elected Prime Minister for Model Parliament. This letter was the dropping left by him in the CORD office when he and his mottley crew flew in last Friday. Unfortunately certain CORD staffers were to tirades filled with unction, bombast, et al. It seems that the letter has the implications, so it iand its writer will be considered here,. Power does Wowi it sure doesn't taste like tomato juice etrange things to strange people. Sir, the CORD was never meant to be an organ to LETTERS to EDITOR aid in your campaigns for personal aggrandisement. It as- instead a method of informing and guiding the stu- dent body. It is not concerned with working technologi- cal miracles. STUDENTS Wait until they, get to Hamilton look like the library on Friday — hope night. Copy deadline, plainly posted in the Cord office, AVAILABLE INDUSTRY next week! I Mac knocks Dear Sir, the H out of you. In that case and viewing the 5s Tuesday at 5 p.m. Perhaps Mr. Pope did not trouble I read with interest your ar- Secondly,- - - I hope you say one future of the University in the to inform himself about this aspect of the mechanics ticle on Waterloo and its feelings or two nice words about our most pessimistic light, one of student government. In any event, we saw fit to take for the University. I spent the Warriors on the basis of their might conclude that the school the trouble to override this deadline in order to give the past summer writing my thesis performance against your team, could conceivably become the facts about the election results immediately instead of on the effects of the two universi- in your write-up on the game. domain of the dumb kid with a week late. In fact the paper was already partly laid ties on retail trade in Waterloo I'll admit that the chickenhawks the rich daddy, or put more out before we were able to obtain the results. That and thought that, since you were are good, but I wouldn't go nuts bluntly the reject of another university.— high means that the layout staff, together with a reporter unable to obtain statistical in- over it like you do (I refer to With the tuition writing, formation, your readers might lines 44-47 in par. 3 of page 11 in and no scholarship program the to do the took special trouble to cater to Mr. you Pope and other political malcontents campus. After be interested in a few of my the "Cord"). In fact, I dare best students will have no mr on findings. (it may go against your prin- centative to attend and the ful»> you demand headlines? that Through information gained ciples to congratulate our War- .ure of the institution will be to " Perhaps what the political clubs on campus require from questionnaires sent to both riors anytime). I won't say 'Wait say the least — bleak. is a little planning and organization. The people spons- university students and Waterloo until next year's football game" I ask you fellow students; dc oring the ACU conference requested space in the paper businessmen I found the follow- because I understand your you, the prospective graduates several weeks before the session. The political clubs ing— Chickenhawks are always lucky of WLU want to be known ia know that each year they want free publicity in the —during the past year students against us. future years as the products.ol CORD, yet they continue to present statements of pol- from the two universities spent Keith Gaunttett a flunky college? icies at the last possible minute for publication. To add together approximately 6 million (Honours Maths. I) You may think this is pre*> ty insult to injury, they return to complain that an oppo- .in the twin cities (this does not U of Waterloo far out, but ask yourselves include tuition fees or expendi- who in hell is going to attend nent received at least a whole column inch more cover- a university age they. Pope, tures on books). A WUC WHINE charging $1,200 than Your party, Mr. was no exception. tuition and no compensating The help that you —the Financial Post estimated Dear Sir: claim was so available seems to have perhaps scholarships when universitief you your of a week before. that the universities add ap- I think that you could Jailed in moment need, have given more headlines to with far better images cost only proximately $10 million per year half. Where is the diplomacy that a true politician ought to the income of Cities the election as 50% of the student i the Twin Let's hope to display? The Conservative Party on campus seems expenditure of faculty and staff body voted. I think that you have I'm wrong. Soph. to have merely shown its ability to fumble while throw- members. I am inclined to think a responsibility to the students A Worried ing its weight around. It might be a good idea for all this is a fairly to present a resume of the de- accurate estimate. LEAPING LESTERS! of you to remember that you are dealing with people —Waterloo retail establish- bate on Tuesday evening. It was who are giving voluntarily of their time and talents. the highlight of the campaign. Dear Sir: ments do between 7.5 and 11.7% I would congratulate If you slight these people the consequences are on your university If you had needed help in cov- like to of their business with ering the Cord Weekly on very heads. students 95% it we would have provided the Own of the time. firm stand it has taken The type of retail material. All you had to do was with r©« Mr. Pope. Awake. Turn out. The light is upon you. establish- ask. gard to the of French- ment concerned determines to a dilemma large Allan Pope English relations in Canada. I degree the amount of positive business am that the headline done with students as on the does the location A CHILLING THOUGHT sports page that con- of the estab- tained the lishment. The above are The propsed revamping of ringing declaration only a "Giving the Frogs and a bunch of losers few of the general findings. Like funds to Universities by the a Go" wiH yourselves, Federal Government could serve as a rallying cry for En» I found that the well lish merchants leave us out in the cold with Canadian Nationalists. Now The immaturity and irresponsibility of the students generally, have a fav- Lester ourable 33% of our funds cut off. This Pearson will dare to leap fet this college has again been illustrated beyond doubt. attitude towards the stu- to the ... dents. percentage amounting to a cool barricades and defend On Monday morning several art posters advertising our In closing I million would, if nation against the onslaught Homecoming, were erected throughout the school. By -should like to discontinued, of the draw your attention put a severe strain on the Uni- dirty frog separatists. Tuesday or three of these had been removed to the fact Shape up, surely noon two that the Financial Post versities' resources. The admin- there tt by students who apparently needed decorate states something intelligent " them to "the universities are the second istration in that case, would that oiw walls at home. These paintings were high class artistry, largest industry have two newspaper could say on the pro- in the Twin Cit- alternatives: blem. made up by a professional artist. They each had a sale ies after the insurance compan- (1) Affiliate with another value of $10.00 and up. In addition to this loss, the ies." Provincial Ontario Government Mike O'Hallam committee for Homecoming has also lost the potential I hope your supported University. readers will find KUDOS value of this advertising, and can expect to realize less the above information of inter- (2) Double tution and drop TO ALL! the scholarships A great deal of joy — and revenue. est. now distribut- yet Thank-you for your space. ed. a bit of sorrow to see if end! Is it possible that the persons involved didnl rea- were Jenny The first alternative I wont the mixed feelings of Mr. lizs that they would be harming both Homecoming and Darrell Fred and ever speculate on since it in- Nicholls myself as other students when they took the posters? How much volves an the curtain came to a close on intelligence A WARRIOR'S WAIL administrative head- does one need to do a little simple addition? I ache only and our Sunday, Oct. 23 of the 18th A- read with amusement an leaves status nual Region What are you anyway; a buch of kleptos? A fellow article by one unchanged with the one excep- H, ACU Confer- have Bruce Stewart in ence. must an extremely nasty mother to pull a trick last Friday's "Cord Weekly". tion that we would then be- that. come Several comments from both Jike First of all: this student wonder- an extention of either staff If this why U.W.0., U. of T. or and visiting students alike type of ignorance continues then student ed Mac was rated ahead of of (shudder) led us to government and planning longer you last week. Its simple. They're U. of W believe that our's wa9 can no function. If one of the most reg- this occurs, there will big a better team! All your successful be no weekends, no dances The second alternative is ional conferences to date. and no queens. Chickenhawks could do what really If the student body continues to reject versus bothers me and Mr. Nichols and myself wislt our Warriors win 17-7 sends chills my student leaders we recommend that they quit working was down spine. If to express our sincere appre- for the rabble and put their on their studies. (??? !!!). Mac beat us 27-1. And tuition is doubled the sophs ciation gen- time because I can only judge to all those who so from would return to graduate but erously gave As for those of you who were involved personally what I your team of their time and this see, can't would the freshmen? They efforts to make in too serious caper, we would "be happy to per- even take a little tough this conference, treat- might leave the school in droves in Canada, success, form the marriage ceremony for your parents. ment (like against guys). the iirst a our which would make the place . Stephen Little CORD 5 Friday, October 28, 1966 THE WEEKLY INTERVIEW by Dave Berg D: What is the function of po- A: The principles upon which campaigned in on campus? John Diefenbaker Culture litical clubs In For this week's interview, I 1958 were necessary and good on campus had the pleasure of talking with A: Political clubs for Canada. This is why the Review AI Pope, the leader of the win- play an important role in ac- electorate gave John Diefenbak- ning P.C. party and, as a re- tively involving interested and er the greatest majority ever in sult, the leader of the model informed students in the prob- Canadian history. Shortly there- be in the neighbourhood of 50%. model parliament's history, not parliament. All views expressed lems presently confronting our after the citizens of this nation A total of 1001 votes were cast, one government bill w&s passed. by Al are purely his own opin- nation. Political clubs channel watched the slow erosion of prin- and this is a significant record. Instead, the political parties con- the youthful energy and ideal- on embarrassing one ions. ciples within every major party. What do you think about centrated you ism of the university students D: overthrowing D: How did get started with In the light of these events, I coverage of the elections? I another and the into the organizations of the na- the Last year, the P.C.s in model parliament? am opposed to the continuing understand that there was not minority government. was by parties, a government was A: Last year, I invited tional in order to de- leadership of John Diefenbaker. enough coverage, according to a however, bill velop new concepts of our Cana- na- it is hoped that the the P.C.s to research the topic I might add, here, that the students, by our dif- passed, and number of responsible position taken by of Northern affairs and Natural dian nation. tion and this party owes a debt ferent for the political the media, year resources. Having completed this D: How are the members of of gratitude to the service that campaigning on campus. How government that will create more This year, we are research I joined the P.C. party the Model Parliament's cabinet John Diefenbaker has given to about it? interest. sat with them in the sth country. planning a full slate of govern- and chosen? this A: definitely feel, all poli- model parliament. Do you have anyone in We ment legislation which, coupled A: Those students who have D: parties feel, that the cover- D: Why did you choose the for the new leadership of tical with private legislation, should taken an active interest in the mind age of the campaign could have P.C.s over any other political the Conservative party. serve to create the most active club's campaign and have shown been improved in some areas. club? a special ability in certain fields A: There are several who have model parliament yet. In addi- Perhaps the speeches and the hoping to generate A: The P.C.s seemed to show are asked by a club to sit in shown qualities of national lead- tion, we are two major debates could have been better through the use of fed- more of an interest in student the cabinet. This completely de- ership. I feel that the reported interest Fulton and publicized and better eral M.P.'s speaking on campus ideas and student activities. This pends upon the student himself. candidates are David on. understand the problems Stanfield. This does not I and other noted personalities tak- is the phase of politics which I He may accept or decline the Premier of short staff and deadlines any pre- ing part in model parliament.. have tried to emphasize ever offer. exclude candidate who our campus pub- likely which confront D: When and how long does since. any purpose sents himself as a leader In we D: Is there real lications. the light of this, parliament run? D: What is your political phil- being served by the political before the national convention. our services for the you have gone have offered A: Parliament will run Nov. osophy? clubs meeting on campus? By D: Now that coverage model parliament in a rigorous campaign, of 9-10. There will be both an after- this I mean, how far can they through hope for A: The P.C. party tradition- successful, and will the that more interest noon and evening sitting on fhe go with a certain point? Does have been may be generating with- ally has embraced the philosophy now lead the P.C.s in model politics 9th, with a closing sitting on the independent pri- your club, or for that matter, the student body. of initiative and parliament, you all in evening of the 10th. any other club, have any real do think that vate enterprise. Personally, I time, work, and money D: Attendance in the model D: Can anyone come and at- party must connection with the senior party? of the feel that the P.C. put into the P.C. leadership is parliaments in the past has been tend? stress the rights of individual A: After policy has been form- really worth it? generally very poor. Can you A: Yes, and I urge all interest- freedom which are today being ulated, there are several avenues give an explanation? A: I definitely think that the ed students and faculty to at- challenged by a highly central- open to the club. First, they may A: In the first 4 years in the tend. ized and bureaucratic govern- use the traditional news effort involved is worth while. In media campainging party ment. In the business world, for the publications of their pol- for the P.C. campus, peo- the federal govern- icies. they may bring on this I have met the role of Then these ple, problems is to encourage, without policies up in a form of resolu- discussed the con- ment Canada today, and have controlling, private enterprise. In tions at the national convention fronting FLOAT along with HOMECOMING this way the country will be of the P.C.s Student Federation been able to formulate a basis of opinion regarding na- able to develop through the per- of Canada. These resolutions of- student tional affairs. This be in- sonal ambitions of the business ten form the basis of govern- will valuable to me in later years, community and the strength of ment or private legislation, and BUILD A FLOAT questions. Every and will also serve the party the national government. This is opposition cam- campaigns. a partnership which has historic- pus club, regardless of the po- well in future i Now, let's go into the topic FOR THE BIG PARADE ally proved to be unbeatable. litical party to which they are D: of your campaign. How do you D: Could you explain briefly affiliated, is an integral part of Applications Available organization. Each think it went over? what model parliament is? the national I our campaign was campus represented A: think From Chris Folta. Parliament serves to club is at stu- A: Model convention of the fairly well accepted by the S.U.B. Mailbox acquaint those students interest- the national body. presented party. For example, this dent We issues ed in the affairs of the country senior which commanded their interest I sending delegates to with the machinery of govern- club will be were convention in mid- and prepared to discuss ment. Model Parliament to a the national these issues with them person- great extent follows the lines of November. ally. This is one of the reasons the national government. In D: Is it true that you were for the high turnout this year HOMECOMING 'other words, we have a speech asking for a mandate to go to at the polls. I think, perhaps, 'from the throne, question per- Ottawa for the national conven- the success of students in the iods, and government and pri- tion? leadership debates of this year. vate legislation. A: Yes, our club has taken a D: What was the percentage FLOAT MEETING definite stand on the leadership of students that voted this year? issue. We campaigned for the A: On approximation, it would IMPORTANT support of the students on this question. We feel that the stu- Chiaroscuro dents have given us that man- TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 1 ' Are you an old master? Are date and we will act accordingly I.D. PHOTOS you a student dashing off in idle at the National convention. S.U.B. Lounge 6:30 P.M. moments "What oft was thought D: What is your stand on the will be taken in the but ne'er so well expressed?" leadership issue? Your writing done, do you fall A: Personally, and speaking to the floor of your garret, roll- for the club as a whole, we de- GAMES ROOM ing over and over and marvel- mand a leadership convention ling S. U. at the mind that has immediately and thereafter, a B. FROSH Share these HEY Wrought such gems? reassessment of the leadership 'ecstasies with fellow students. Be every two years. This is a demo- GENERAL CLASS MEETING published in CHIAROSCURO, the cratic country and its parties Friday, Oct. 28 campus magazine for student must likewise be democartic. It TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 1 10:00 P.M. writing. is time that idealism reappear- -- We will accept prose and poet- poli- ed on the national scene of 12:30 4:00 p.m. ■■-■ DISCUSS :Floats ry: short stories, critical essays, tics and we will vigorously sup- - humour, one-act plays, the short- port Dalton Camp at the nation- ROOM lEI '—you, er epics, confessions, thoughts, al convention in the light of stu- irreverent broadsides, recipes for dent interest. LAST CHANCE!! Exec. the good life, terse theologies D: So are you against John and succulent pornography. In Diefenbaker? short, any conscious literary ef- fort. We will also accept line drawings, charcoal sketches and photos. W.L.U. HISTORY CLUB MEETING Material may be handed in to VICTORY DANCE the Chiaroscuro office next door to the Cord office any morning at 10:00. You may also place ma- SATURDAY, OCTOBER 29 ARMS DISPLAY terial in the Chiaroscuro mail- box on the main floor of the SUB. Flint Rifles and Pistols Submissions should be type- 9:00 p.m. 12:00 p.m. Percussion Rifles and Pistols written with no name. Photos - British Military Small Arms should be 8 inches by 10 inches, black and white only. A sealed In The W.L.U. Theatre Auditorium 1800 1956 envelope attached to the submis- - name and Machine Guns of W.W. I and W.W. II sion will contain your the music of address etc. dance to Uniforms, Hand Canons, Armour The editorial board retains th€ Misc. right to return work for revision NOVEMBER 1 8 P.M. Watch for details of the writing DRUIDS" and photo contests in next week's "THE DINING HAUL MEZZANINE Cord. Doughnuts & Coffee Free All Welcome I NO MATERIAL WILL BE AC Admission 50c with W.L.U. LP. Card — CEPTED AFTER JAN. 13, '6T. 6 THE CORD WEEKLY Friday, October 28, 1968 Culture Children of the morning In Joe Hall, the Great world". Lock all the Windows laments the theme that there is Kingston Trio, whom The never enough time to let love Review everybody had apparently for- blossom to it's fullest extent* gotten, has lately released a The album closes with a poem . . . THREE . . . SIX . . . TWO new album for Decca Records. set to a musical background —« TWO A Little which SEVEN . . . SIX . . . THREE . . . Some faith was lost when the Soul, discusse* life as a circle, with death and last "Trio" album came out. It birth being the same point OH, The Plum Tree was A "Folk-Rock" flop. But the circle. Bob, Nick and John have re- Although the trio has return- Mr. (eg. a Rattan Victorian Ross Litwiller, a young items turned to the field of commer- ed to the general field of Folfc man just the other side of twen- bird cage to $25.00) there are Music, they have changed their fruit-scented and shaped soaps, cial folk-music which, they at ty-one, looking for style somewhat. Whether or not was a small one time dominated. John Ste- way to break into Austrian cluster and Canadian it is an improvement, is up to the world of on copper jewelry, Jap- private enterprise. He bought a enamel wart, their bass singer, wrote the individual. anese lanterns and mobiles of little shop, at 4 Erb St. East, three-quarters of the songs on infinite variety, Russian toys Waterloo, Ontario; the seed was the new release. planted. signs (fascinating, like a board of The first of life $1.50), snake Photo by Samm The title song of the album, came with the new interior pecking hens for dec- your very auth- Morning, I'm fine, How orating (covering pipes, etc.), baskets for pets, Children of the is one entic looking copies of signs, WUC CHOIRMASTER and soon a few items began to of Stewart's works. The melody bee's wax candles, pewter, mugs, WALTER KEMP appear. is beautiful, but Stewart gives bells, for a random selection. About You? The first impression of the evidence that he has fallen into But, the most fascinating as- There's wottoimg whatever the shop is autumn. The gold, orange pect of this shop is the decora- Cowboy the pitfall awaiting many mo- and yellow of baskets of dried boots matter with me, tion and arrangement. A beau- dern folk-writers. He has over- just as healthy as I can flowers and fruit highlight a win- displays I'm b©« tiful Victorian clock emphasized the mood and has I have Arthritis in both my dow just above the sidewalk. shelves of ornaments; a black walk over nation Down three steps beside an iron left the meaning lost in a jum- kneeSj cupboard sets off -the Russian talk talk with a railing, a very little hall unfolds pearwood ware; and an old tele- Canada is quite a priviledged ble of metaphors. With a flugle- And when I I hanging ferns, a Japanese chime, phone shows a set of Matroshka country in that it is big enough horn playing in the background, wheeze. and a number of other hanging to have innumerable ways of My pulse is weak and my blood dolls (which come in sets of up the trio manages only a medio- articles. Inside the door with the by the Above life, each one overflowing on the is thin, to twelve, way). cre rendition of A Taste of wrought iron grating, is a world the extensive card selection on habits of all citizens from coast But I'm awfully well for the of color, design and imagination. one wall, Mr. Litwiller has imag- to coast. It is no longer a sur- Honey. Gaze on Other Heavens shape I'm in. Each of the displays has a col- inatively arranged a wallpaper prise to see French Canadian is a "Rock and Roll" love song our theme, and despite the size Tourtieres on a Calgary menu, design to show off his shelf dis- a bad example of Stewart's My teeth will eventually have to of the shop, the appearance of plays. The atmosphere is relax- nor is it to eat Yorkshire pud- — come out, this great variety "every- ding Hungarian goulash •writing. of ed and chatty, as customers be- or in a And my diet I bate to think things" is organized and strik- come caught in the inspiration Trois-Rivieres restaurant. Cana- ing. Your Money Away a about. of the place, asking about the dian businessmen sport Tyrolian Put is I'm overweight and can't get song that the fact that I The collection is international, parchment writing paper or the hats on Yonge Street and Hali- re-asserts thin. spontaneous fax belles shop in knee-high the meaningful things in origin, rather jasmine, rose and sandalwood most in My appetite is such that it's suxfl than dealing with specific theme. incense, in the world of the Ukrainian boots. Our youngsters life are beyond material value. to are no exception to borrowed win. In addition to the many wicker Plum Tree. my fashions, and they wear Dutch "Hey, did you ever see But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm caps, Austrian suede pants, Ger- town, in. man leather coats and Eskimo At sundown, all the bills parkas. around, Arch supports I have for my feet, Kitchener pianist to give recital I Canadians dress for chic and Hey, put your money away." Or wouldn't be able to go OB the street. Ruth Watson Henderson, out- choirleader at Forest Hill United comfort, regardless of where the fashion comes from. It appears My memory is failing. standing Kitchener pianist, will Church where her husband is In Hit And Run, Stewart dis- present a concert that all Canada is definitely go- My head's in a spin. here on Oct. minister. society, and 28 at 8:30 p.m. as the first pre- ing Western, both for reasons of cusses the values of I'm practically living on Aspirin, Her program will include decides that disregard sentation of the university's re- Bach's fashion appeal and unexpected he will But I'm awfully well for the "Italian Concerto", Pro- comfort. For one who has never shape cently formed cultural affairs kofieff's them and seek satisfaction from I'm in. "Third Piano Sonata" tried a pair of cowboy boots, committee. and composition by natural things. Most assuredly, Mozart, Cho- they seem to be part of a riding Born Toronto, pin and Brahms. song on Old age is golden, I've heard it in Miss Hender- horse and only that. But for the the best the album is son studied at the Royal Con- Less Of Me, which is prayer-like said, many "strictly non-Westerners" But I sometimes wonder as I go servatory of Music, Toronto, with - wear plea for slrengtH of spirit, peace Viggo who have dared to them, to bed. Kihl and Alberto Guer- they just thing" are "the to of mind, and humility. Is It My ears in a my rero, and was graduated with CULTURE STAFF wear. dresser, teeth diploma" Wrong To Be So Much In Love, in a cup, the "associated and TAYLOR H. SHANTZ (editor) G. A. Boulef Limited, St. Tite, "licentiate degree". is a happy, free, and meaningful My eyes on the shelf until I get She pursued Lynda Ruddy Quebec, who have been in the further study two love-song in which the object up. for years in Liz Holmes shoe business for a good num- New York with Hans Neumann of the love has her voice com- When sleep dims my eyes I say Pat Giles ber of years, have been special- pared to the spinning of the at the Mannes College of Music. izing cowboy for to myself Since returning Connie Guldemond in boots over to Canada, the Joe Hall three years, their Is there anything else I should artist and market has given recitals over the David Berg covers all Canada. lay on the shelf? CBC and has appeared as solo- Doug Dunningtor "Acceptance is rapidly reach- When I was young my slappe«B ist with orchestras in Montreal, Smiley ing parts of Canada, were red, Winnipeg Bud all said Toronto, and Regina, Astrid Jansen Roger Boulet, and we manufac- I could kick my heels right ove» as well as with the Kitchener- Fly ture to my Kathy Casey cowboy boots now Free head, for the Waterloo Symphony. She is a Bill Clark whole family, for work and leis- teacher as well as organist and lan Baker ure." by Dave Schroeder When I was older my slippeW Boulet's cowboy boots have cannot were blue, "cowboy I tell what it is been sold in the coun- we given But I could still dance the whole try" since they But have it Mfc manufacture By allowing night through. them, course, our bodies of but their mar- Now I am slippers ket now To touch. old my are reaches from the mari- black, HOW WELL DO YOU times to Vancouver Island. Flesh and Hair Are no longer just I walk to the corner and A fad? Boulet does not think there pufl they to my way so. "After the wearer of good But want cry out back. quality cowboy boots has had a. And tell the world taste of their comfort, there is About happiness and comfort The reason I know my youth has KNOW THE USSR ? little chance that he will forget It's a tiger swallowtail, been spent, them for years to come". As the Beautiful, delicate, My get-up-and-go just got up and horseless carriage, cowboy boots And elusive. went, Now is the time to subscribe for 1967 news- are here to stay. (Well, what do But I will not But I really don't mind when I you think?) Capture it in my net. think with a grin papers, journals and magazines published in Of all the places my get-up the Soviet Union. Valuable prizes are offered has been. in this year's subscription contest. Catalogues MEET RICHARD NEEDHAM I get up each morning and dust and contest details available upon request. at Provident off my wits, Something to interest everyone — technical Pick up the papers and read lib* obits. subjects, art; magazines for the student of Friday, November 4, 1966 If my name is missing, I know Russian and/or International Affairs. I'm not dead, (Mr. Needham will be autographing copies of his S© I eat a good breakfast and book Needham's Inferno' between the hours of 12 go back to bed. and 2 and 7 and 9 p.m. Previously purchased copies rniay be brought in for his signature!) The moral is this, as this taJe we unfold, TROYKA LIMITED That for you and me, who are PROVIDENT |f%73 growing old, It's better' to say, "I'm fine" ST., TORONTO, with a grin, 799 COLLEGE ONT. BOOKSTORE PUI Than to let them know the 117 King, West, KITCHENER, Phone: 743-2673 'Shape we are in. Author UnknowJfc Friday, October 28, 1966 THE CORD WEEKLY 7 Let's Talk About POETRY Culture by Lis. Holmes even before we read- a crash of wood us decide In us going Throws down in front of I'll wager that most of you poetry that we are not it. not to bar absolutely hate poetry. I imagine to understand The Concise Oxford Diction- Our passage to our journey's Review that, throughout your academic for good, career, been the bane ary defines poetry as an " . . end poetry has elevated of your existence. If that is the elevated expression of . But just to ask us who we feeling in metrical case, welcome to my club. Un- thought or think we are ". For once, I am in- til I found out what I am going form . . Insisting always on our ow(j editors JAZZ SCENE POETRY to tell you about poetry, — and clined. to agree with the way so — Oxford because that is really — of She likes to halt us in our one poet in particular poetry — poetry. We must by Bill Clark made my life miserable. To be all there is to runner tracks, truthful, I must say that I did- not let ourselves think that And make us get down Better Untouched pleb- in a So you're sitting in your rust- n't let poetry supposed poetry is elevated for our foot of snow digging and its merely ed out "short" Xavier intricacies clutter up my life. I ian minds. Poetry is Debating what to do without on by Dave Schroeder Cugat C.F.R.8., when some merely buried my head in the what the definition terms it. an axe." sweet "sis" eyes your "vines" I cannot tell what it is sand, as does the proverbial Robert Frost is one poet who then, Robert is and gently intimates that you're Now Frost But we have given it life ostrich, and tried to ignore my is not hard to read. He had one of the easiest poets read. "a moldy fig". Is that your prob- to By allowing our bodies problems. thoughts and saw things that That is why I suggest him to lem, Buddy? Probably not—but To see too, but, touch. One day, I chanced to pull you and I unlike you. Read Frost and you will on the off chance it is, here's Flesh and hair us, he went to the trouble of my head out of the sand in a want to read Sandburg, Lowell the remedy: You simply amass Are no longer just there choosing phrases foolhardy moment and I collid- words and and even Keats. I wager you will your "small bread" and buy a they want to cry the atmos- But out ed head on with Robert Frost. which best created like them all. copy of "The Jazz Word" (Bal- And tell phere was trying to project. the world Why did I have to meet Robert he lantine Books Cerulli, Korall, happiness comfort, He ordinary things I know that I have Robert — About and Frost? He spoiled everything could make Nasatair cd. paperback) It's a tiger come to Frost to thank for my present swallow tail, for me! Now. I cannot bemoan life. "The Jazz— Word"— is a remark- Beautiful, delicate, There is one poem in the book enjoyment of poetry, however, the fact that I must study poetry ably complete study of jazz from And by Frost I especial- I still had to come to university elusive. in school and I have to stand which like the beginning of the bop era to But I will not ly. It is called: "On A Tree to find out what Chaucer was up on this page, in front of all the present. It provides short Capture my talking it in net. of you, admit that, thanks Fallen Across The Road." Who about!. portraits (and self-portraits) of and cares about a If to Mr. Frost, I now enjoy those dead old tree? You can find new copy the major jazz musicians, three poem a nice supposedly the had been on page one short stories and studies of jazz obnoxious little — on page of Frost's poems in the WUC or large verses with or of the book instead of store poetry blues, humour, the nar- — — two hundred and thirty-nine, book but, if you cannot without rhyme. afford a new one, I'll you cotics problem, New York as a I might have said exactly the lend jazz town, jazz criticism and the Vagaries What I collided with was a same thing. But, I knew that my old one for nothing! future of jazz. by Lynda Ruddy book entitled "New Enlarged Frost was going to say some- Of particular interest to the Pocket Anthology Of Robert thing about that tree to make it ordinary reader is the short story Being to my knowledge, the Frosfs Poems." That sounds interesting to me. Sonny's Blues by James Baldwin. only married student on campus impressive doesn't it? Believe Instead of saying. "I was out It incorporates almost all the whose husband is also a full me, it is impressive! That book .one winter day and saw an old Somebody Cares elements of the book, (New York, time student, I am subject to opened my eyes! It hurt a bit, tree on the road.", to which we narcotics, jazz) and shows how many questions from would-be mind you, but it was very much What?", In the very near future a, new would have said "So night they influence the individual. married students. Most of these worth the effort of sitting down he wrote a delightful poem entertainment centre will opening Kitchener. an Particularly useful are the in- questions come from girls whose and reading my first book of which read.s in part: be in In dividual selections of the "three boyfriends need a little convinc- poetry! Of course, the signifi- 'The tree the tempest with honest attempt to fill the void most indispensable records" by ing, so, to this end I will begin cant thing about the book is that of entertainment for University the world's foremost jazz critics. my column. it was not my last book of Students in the Twin Cities, Mr. poetry. A. I. Rosenburg and Mr. Boren- Say, who's that cat snoppin' Being members of a material- stein have left, to the students his fingers When I read Frost, it sudden- with "Boplicity", istic society it is not surprising MARKINGS the jobs of naming the club Whistlin' "Moanin"' tappin' ly occurred to me that poetry for and that the first question which which there will be a $25 prize out "Sunky . Blues" with was readable for pleasure and Every deed and every rela- his to most oomes minds is how that poets were, for the name selected. In ad- naugahyde "ends". Why it's that can we after all, hu- tionship is surrounded by an at- afford it. This, I believe man beings. There nothing dition there will be a PAINT- Cugat fan gone well, gone is the most easily answered is mosphere of silence. Friendship supernatural about writing ERAMA starting at the begin- crazy, mainly. — question not needs no words — it is solitude since it should cost and descriptions in ing of November. For this if you you any more to rent an apart- down ideas delivered from the anguish of a more effective way than would have an artistic ability you. are ment, eat, drink and go' to mov- loneliness. the average man. But most of Dag Hammerskjold invited to paint anywhere on. the ies when you are married than 4,000 square feet of wall space when you were single. You can provided. For your efforts prize Lecture Notes it earnings still do on summer awards of $75, $50, and $25 will by Connie Guldemond and perhaps a loan. Almost all be offered for the three best Dr. Brand Blanshard, some- your furniture and housewares murals. The judges for this will times referred to as the "phil- will come as shower and wedd- happening be made up of prominent artists osopher's philosopher" will lec- ing gifts. in the Twin Cities. The enter- ture tonight, the 28th, at U of The tainment to be featured each W's Arts Theatre at p.m. second question involves 8.00 parents and is DUNNINGTON week will be largely decided by He is known as a rationalist, a far more dif- DOUG ficult one to you. If you want Rhythm,and and speak on "REVOL- answer, for who will can predict parental reaction? IN MOVIES ON DISPLAY Blues you'll get it. If you want PHILOSOPHY", CAPITOL James Bond and Motorama '67 features hot a folk night ask for it. .These UTION IN The He John Dewey, alone question involving wheth- friends in "Goldfihger" and rods, customized cars, and free people want to please us. A Stu- and er or not it is share the of being easier to study "Dr. NO". drag movies, as well as "DRAG- dent committee will be formed distinction is the one I find the most amus- U-LA", for the only American philosophers FOX Phylis Diller and Bob the-car from the TV the purpose of accepting ing. These days Munsters" suggestions to held the PAUL CARUS I find that I Hope clown in "Boy Did I"Get series "The tonight on the type of en- have read philosophy to Ted as he and GIFFORD FOUNDATION a Wrong Number." On the same and tomorrow night at the Kit- tertainment we want which will drives to on turn lectureships. Dr. Blanshard a Toronto the week- program: "Arizona Raiders". chener Auditorium annex. If in be suggested to the is ends and he explains politics to Sterling professor LYRIC "LADY L" with So- you're a student, you might clubs. Submit your name and emeritus of as we I philosophy Yale University, me do the dishes. still phia Loren. even win the Honda Door Prize suggestions to Mr. Borenstein, at do not know what, anything. 220 King ' if and was chairman of the philos- ODEON Marlon Brando isv ON CAMPUS This Sunday: St. E., Kitchener. If we are getting accomplished. I sues forth with a Stirling per- Dennis Pettit on bulletin boards you have any inquiries concern- ophy department there for eight will • years. be able to answer that one formance in "The Appaloosa" and campus publicity. ing PAINTERAMA call SH 4- better in June. WATERLOO Omar Shariff Editorial on Waterloo jacket. -4672. Meanwhile watch for the know for his opening Students him There thing, however, and a cast of thousands trudge of the New Club; it ability to notes, is one promises lecture without must be about in the Russian country- to be good. exactly on that- realized. If one and end his lectures wants to side in "Doctor Zhivago." Eng- BLANSHARD'S person study and the time. BRAND other does not lish 48 types shouldn't miss this lecture promises to be inform- the chances are UNITARIAN no better when you are married, one. Dean's Hour ative and stimulating. that the enthusiastic studier will AT THE PUB As indicated by the letters FELLOWSHIP posted on win than they were before. Pubs, GRAND: The Troubadours various bulletin boards Sunday, 30, throughout October dances, and movies will not be featuring Go-Go Dancing by the campus, Dr. 10:30 a.m. displaced by a quiet night at Speckeen has resumed the New Sensibility Denise continue to wow the pat- Subject: home behind the books. In fact trons at Bridgeport's finest. Dean's hour again this year. The first thing about Tom you are apt to find yourself KENT: Rock n' Roll with folk Informal meetings will be held "Ethics and Wolfe is that he is not the Tom wasting more time. What girl background as the musical for- on November 3 and 24 in the Wolfe who wrote long meander- for instance, has spent all of mat of the Four Trojans who are dining hall mezzanine and the International Politics" Saturday watching several grown ing novels like Look Homeward currently appearing at the pad student is invited to discuss 136 Allen St. East Angel for Scribners back in the men with tiny soldiers, air- on King St. with Dean Speckeen any subject (at Moore Aye.) planes, boats Twenties. and jeeps play on IN MUSIC he wishes. Coffee and donuts a gymasium floor? How will you will be served. Waterloo That was the first Tom Wolfe. feel when his mother arrives Tomorrow-nite the Druids This is the second, and he isn't just as you put the "blue guck" provide the sound for an ani- from the Twenties, being very on to do your "roots"? mal dance sponsored by SUBOG. Notice To All First Year much a member of the Sixties, Entertainment commences at Students: and he doesn't write long novels In conclusion, I would merely 8:30 so fetch 50c from the old say to but medium-length essays which girls, that I can think of sock and join the crowd in the The LIBRARY SCIENCE EXAMINATION are published in the New York a comeback for any argument he T.A. can Herald Tribune's New York mag- offer — but, are you sure Sunday, Professor Kempf and will be written on you want one? azine and Esquire, and then are the WLU Choir will join with re-published in a book called four other Lutheran Choirs of Wednesday, November 2nd, 1966 "The Kandy-Kolored Tangerine the Twin Cities in the presen- Flake Streamline Baby". most imaginative and invigorat- tation of a Reformation serv- ing literary stylist to appear at 7:30 P.M. Please consult the Bulletin Boards ($2.65 Noonday Paperback) ice. The concert begins at 4 since Salinger, but also has pro- p.m. in St. Matthews Lutheran for the list of rooms in which the examination The second thing about Tom duced the most unusual and ex- Church, Church and Benton St., will be given. Wolfe is that he is not only the citing non-fiction of the year. in Kitchener. Friday. October 28. 1968 8 THE CORD WEEKLY Georgine Wannacott Gwen Davies Sue Piercy Campus Que This year, these fourteen young ladies! are vying for the title of Miss Waterloo Lutheran University. The winner will be chosen partly by a campus election, to be held Mon. Oct. 31, 1966 the results of which will be confidential, and partly by a panel of four judges. Last year's winner was Miss Daina Lorraine Stattan Upeslacis. As is customary, one of these girls will represent our school in the Misi Canadian University Snow Queen pageant to be held here oh our campus during Winter Carnival. Diana Uneslacis■ last IearVWLU Campus Queen Chris Villanyi Gwen Mitges Lynn Schendel Friday, October 28, 1966 CORD THE WEEKLY 9 Kathy Becker Jo-Ann Bell Marg Griffiths Candidates Prizes for the 14 Contestants 1) $50 from the Women's Residence 2) $15 from the Women's Undergrad- uate Association. 8) A gold bracelet from President Villaume. A) A photo album from the Alumni As- sociation Janet Grigg :5) A gift from the Student's Council. 6) There will also be a gift from the Homecoming Committee for the Queen and her princesses. Miss Canadian University Snow Queen S. Langford Gay Pearce Leigh Sarney QUEEN PHOTOS BY JACKSON Molly Harris PROCESSING BY HARRISON 10 THE CORD WEEKLY Friday. October 28, 1966 Don't I know you from somewhere by Gerry Laotens It's great to be back. Sort of "Yes. Did you ever have a (from the Toronto Star) like home." nickname yourself? I mean I Every spring on college cam- "Yes. It's just as if you and know your name but I thought puses there is the annual ritual I never left. By the way, those you might have had a nickname known as The Class Reunion. are nice cuff links you're wear- I never heard about." Old schoolmates meet once ing. I don't suppose they're en- You can't do much again and, well, listen to what graved." "No. That's the advantage of they have to say ... "Matter of fact, they are. a short name. You can't do much Photo by Jackson "Hi, you old horse thief! How See? C.F." with it." long's it been — 12, 15 years?" "Of course. That 'C is for, 'T didn't think you ever had company's listed under my name would you mind signing , the "Must be all of that, you old "For Charles." a nickname." in the telephone book. Say, why menu? I like to keep a record buzzard. Put' it there." "Sure! Charlie" "You really have a fabulous don't you give me your card and of classmates I meet at : re- "You haven't changed a bit. "Yes, they belonged to my memory for detail. You won't I could call you?" unions." You look terrific. I'd recognize father. His name was Charlie. believe this but I can't remem- "I'll just write out the tele- "No trouble." you anywhere." Only an old buddy like you ber if you ever had a nickname phone number at work on this "That's it R-O-N. And the last "Same here, you old fraud. would catch on right away that or not." paper napkin. Just ask for me at name. D-I-C-K-E-N-S-O-N. Thanks I said to my wife as soon as I they weren't my initials." "Just Mr. 77. That was the the switchboard." a lot, Ron." spotted you: There's old . . . "Yes, I spotted it right away". number I wore in athletics." "I know this sounds silly but "By the way, Claude, I don't you there's old . . . there's an old "Speaking of names, "Don't tell me! Who could why don't you print your name know some of the people i here any your chil- way I you. I friend!" haven't named of forget the fabulous Mr. 77 You beside your telephone number the know mean yesterday dren after you, have you?" get any the faces are Just like don't mind if I introduce you so that my wife won't familiar but their very thing. eldest." slip "I said the same "Yes, we did. The that way to my wife?" wrong ideas if she finds it. You names me." It's like turning back the clock, "What do the other kids call know how woman are." "Maybe you and I can go old I mean they usually shor- "Not at all. By the way, how's seems just like yesterday, him? business?" "Sure." over them, Ron, old pal." sport." ten names and give a boy some You "Good." Really Nice Seeing "Exactly. Now that fat, bald "The old school looks about sort of nickname like Bill or course, one hard "What's the name of your "C-L-A-U-D-E. Of over there. Isn't he Don the same doesn't it?" Dick or Jim no matter how Something or Some new buildings to use company again? Maybe I could Claude. Claude F-I-T-Z-G-I-B- other . . ." "Yes. parents try get them to Fitzgibbon. Really - - there, new professors the proper name." call you and we could get out B-O-N. Claude here and again, Claude. and a few things torn down but "They call him Junior." for lunch sometime." nice seeing you otherwise very much the same. "Oh, just Junior?" "Great idea, old friend. The "This sounds strange but fillliU success /its "The all-male toiletry that interests women". AFTER SHAVE. COLOGNE. SOAP DEODORANT HAIR TONIC. TALC. SHAVING CREAM. BftBSOT n ■im thSM v lraU mi BIiPK■■HsrI * "iIiBJI/| 9111I b- '.& - jl Ji»i BSBBM jjSjfUtttltttttßJmill fill Bn^^^B^WEff^^nffFßnßyffimßSffnPygfffiißßßßßi * * ~™^: B» i^BI *Tyt-^/j 'T* r*9 * gn E Sill E BBBtM 881 ■hwMwjjgflTlfTß mmmftfiffff" itBMWH IfjllllllHlllllfill 111lI■:; ■ "~ BL^JLI^SLIAILt^BBLiLLBDLJLTiA.'j Supertest (Continued Army's from page 11) Just imagine the glory that Simpsons-Sears Service backs from many barbers, LSD would pervade among my school manufacturers, 'COAL' note type corridors if I had twenty-five Licensed Mechanic companies. 136 King J & J, to name a few. students with the look* St. N., Waterloo Yes, the life a 'mangy SH Jerryx Armitage of school-master of 2-4251 15 my piece of cake. Swami Pandarasannadhi . . . South West Ontario's Most Modern he's the head of the Thiruvadu TRAVEL Thurai monastery, India. His hair was reported in 1949 to be BERKLEY TAVERN 26 feet in length!! Sherlock James Kwekkebond strikes DEPARTMENT STORE "UNfVERTAL SMORGASBORD again!! 1405 King E. Kitchener Plug of the week goes to . - no, no, . * TRAVEL" Noon not Blackie Bass . . • Highway 8 at Fairway Road $2.00 but Richard J. Needham. He'll opposite Kitchener Evening $3.00 be authographing copies of his City Weekend (noon) 2.25 latest literary work. "Need- Kitchener Hall ham's lr»ferno" at the Provident After The Show $1.25 Book Store, November 4, 1966 SH 3-2675 Licenced Under L.C.8.0. from noon till 2 p.m. and again from 7 to 9 p.m. Friday. October 28, 1966 THE CORD WEEKLY 13 Not with a bang but a whimper "THERE IS NO OTHER Canada," a statement once voic- ability to pay ALTERNATIVE" ed by Sir Wilfred Laurier, is, 8 Safeguards .... All powers We have become so used to possibly not such an amusing not granted to the world feder- as it at being told that we are on the dream might first sound. ation should be reserved to the At any rate, Canadian World peop- brink of nuclear holocaust that not "mere member nations and their warnings have the tone of Federalists are in the les. such dreamer" category, since already mere cliche; and we are in the 9. Charter adoption only a definite influence has been . . . position of people who carry on when ratified by a preponder- brought to bear on government their daily activities in the ance of all nations and of the a still active although policies which in turn affect world. vicinity of ones. peoples of the •apparently dead volcano. The world That the movement (The Ottawa Citizen) is so far in a comparative min- most problem is immediate then ority not import- Many possible objections can abolish war, that out- does lessen its how to ance, but, anything, be raised to these plans; but hangover more if increases dated from a movements you may be assured that any primitive it. Most great world tribal and stage of begun fairly well-informed Federalist a stage which, have as small groups, and man's evolution — changes currents will have answers which, alth- extended right up main in the of incidentally, thought usually started ough controversial, are at least discovery of nuclear have to the with individuals. The federation reasonable. The world has now weapons. Marshall MacLuhan, a unique situation of Canada, once opposed by reached important contemporary longer an many well-meaning people, is where war is no conceiv- thinker, has stated that elect- now a fact of long standing and able. Traditionalists may shake and advanced communic- their ronics of reasonable success. heads and say that such ations have transformed th c statements have been made be- into one single tribe or a Federalists believe that World fore history, and they will be world inevitable. is in "global village". And in the government is It right. But the hard fact remains light of this the simply the last logical step in changes transformation, organized progression that more have taken President Kennedy declared an that place late through within the last hundred "Mankind must put an end has worked the units years previous that city, than in all the to war or war will put an end of the family, tribe, town, course of the world's history to mankind.'' and national state. Since nation- not only in technology but —in alism, once so helpful Kennedy only many in social its resultant effects on ways of was one of now a outstanding individuals who evolution, has become thinking. positive only a supranat- have shared this view. And danger, Ward, author of The system can supercede Barbara certainly by all con- ional it. Nations Poor it is held century Rich and the men women who In the twenty-first peop- our cerned and le will look back and find it Nations, has compared have done any real thinking planet to a spaceship where we problem. question hard to believe that there was passeng- about the The once so opposition to the must all live as fellow is, How can the abolition of war much more metaphor idea. The question then, as far ers. A homely, be brought about? And the Pres- would be that of a huge raft as Federalists are concerned, is ident's answer took the form of going down a swiftly flowing— this organization can the logical conclusion that world not if river toward a steep falls. A when. put law is the "only remedy for the come about, but To few people on the raft are de- come before world's sickness". That world it bluntly — Will it sperately trying to alter its the almost complete destruction government is the only alternat- course, while the majority are problems mm^mmde^ ive to the present state of world of the human race? After a playing their own private gam- Jtmlear war, those who anarchy has also been advocated third world es. disarmament and of the ways that the time is ripe for actions by men with names that speak crawl out of the debris (that is, Intelligent realists might pro- and means whereby complete "Today, however, not only does any are to), will have no for themselves: a very few ex- if able test at this point that an emot- objections to surrendering disarmament under enforceable there exist the transportation, amples are Einstein, their ional approach or scare techni- Albert precious "sovereignty" for- world law can be achieved . communications and administrate Pope John XXIII Adlai Steven- and que is not really convincing, . . ming kind of a mut- popular pressure for a ter- machinery for a world auth- son, and our own Brock Chish- into some and that there are numerous the ive olm and Lester Pearson. ual association. But how much practical difficulties work in g mination of the arms race will ority, but a growing sense ol mankind Many people agree better it would be if against the undoubtedly admir- intensify." (Clark and Sohn) 'world opinion' is slowly but will that once least be wise some could for at able aims of World Federalism. Federalists realize surely beginning to emerge. But form of universal control before the event by thinking What all which disarma- And any well-informed member principal of unity is perhaps most important of aliL. will promote and acting now before the "un- is that the ment and peace leaving will agree with him. It has been steadily we now have the begin nings of while thinkable" makes action so manifesting itself more individual freedom other mat- stated by Federalists themselves world a world security authority in in difficult. frequently in all major ters is a highly desirable goal. that possibly the greatest obst- activities. Even if the threat of the form of the United Nations The inadequacies of the Unit- Furthermore, some might still acle is the natural resistance of universal war were not constant- Rather than look to the creation ed Nations have been summed be under the illusion that this the average individual to any ly hanging over our heads like of a completely new security ultimately up as follows: . change Ms traditional Damocles, authority, it would seem reason- state of affairs can having more than drastic in the sword of some be achieved by the United Nat- "1. Nations ways of thinking. In a Univers- able to build upon what has al- population of form of cooperative union would ions in its present state. Not one-fourth of the ity community it is generally purposes. ready been accomplished world are not members. be desirable for other many realize, however, the ex- the known that even highly intellig- war threat and the ter- (Security in the Nuclear Age) 2. The Security Council has oft- With the tent of reform needed in that ent people can react in the same rible expenses it involves out The World Federalists of Can- en been paralyzed by exercise worthy although very imperfect way although for different of the way, we could begin to ada are growing steadily of the veto. — in institution; and still fewer are reasons in most cases. The few moire effectively with probl- numbers, bwt they are also in 3. There is no standing peace deal aware that there has for some who have the courage to take ems that are almost if not more great need of help from any in* rapidly force to take effective action time been in existence a against aggression. a stand that is different and un- important, such as hunger and terested inddvidival. Some welt growing world-wide organization familiar are often labelled with over-population. Federalists cer- known Canadians Who now be- one-nation-one-vote rule of purposeful men and women 4. The such emotion-charged words as tainly do not think that world long are a 6follows: whose specific aim is world in the General Assembly makes "leftist". "Red", etc. or with government can solve all probl- the conferring of — Dr. Gordon peace through world law and unrealistic the milder jargon of current ems and bring in Utopia, but it Bates legislative powers on Director whose present chief method is needed psychology such as "neurotic", can be the most important be- General the attempt to accomplish this that body. or "emotionally disturbed" or ginning to general improvement. The Health League of Canada through is no court system ironically definitely stated United 5. There what has become one Also, they recognize that chang- Dr. Claude Bissell Nations reforms. The main point with the jurisdiction and pow- of the most insulting of all es will not come all at once President, University of Toronto to be stated here is that you, ers required for the peaceful terms "idealist" or to use the although they will probably— the individual student, have the settlement of disputes among slang term, just plain "crack come much faster than is now Dr. Leonard Brockington, Q.C privilege of becoming part of nations. pot". This has always been the believed. Andrew Clark, Execut- Rector, Queen's University all who are ahead the World Federalists of Canada 6. There is no system to pro- price paid by ive Director of WFC, points out (Continued on page 15) (WFC) and also of the World vide sufficient and reliable of their time in some of their Association of World Federalists revenues." views ahead not always as a (WAWF). (Taken from an article in the result —of superior insight but The World Federalists are a Ottawa Citizen, Dec. 31, 1965) sometimes because of factors in The New Compact JKHVrpoliitical, non-profit, non- A very brief and insufficient their life situation that give "DART" sectarian organization that has summary of the aims of World them a greater detachment. The Small enough to be a compact now become established in forty Federalist reforms may be stat- fool can sometimes be a greater Big enough to be by DODGE countries. It began twenty-one ed thus: prophet than the wise man —■ years ago in the United States 1. Universal and complete dis- although World Federalists usu- DART GT — DART 270 when Owen J. 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Dave McKay on the cord they have compiled this next play rolled out to his left, season, they're 4- 0. searching for his intended re- In an exhibition game earlier ceivers. When he discovered this year, Mac just about knock- they were heavily covered, he ed off Toronto. The Blues scored carried the ball himself. Once twice in the last quarter to win again Greg. McQueen split the the game 26-20. Therefore we uprights. To round out WUC's now have, to assume, the Mau- scoring, Allen got his 3rd point rauders have their sights set on of the game. The score at the the Vanier Cup and The Canad- close of the 3rd quarter, 17 6. COACH KNIGHT ian College Bowl. But wait, what - Photo by Brown In the final period, we see/ is this we see. There is a slight impasse Hamilton's for sawed up and down the field. 13, by passing, 2, by penalties, 1, in plan U of W quick kicked and total victory. On Saturday, Oct. because total yards, ground 262, by rush- of the wind drove us back 29th at 2:00 P.M., on their a few ing 202, by passing, yards. The Warriors completed: 60, and yards stomping grounds they encoun- their scoring when Bob McKillop lost in penalties, 70. ter Waterloo Lutheran Univer- punted for a single. When the McMASTER NEXT sity. gun sounded, Waterloo Lutheran With last weekend's scores in, The Golden Hawks face their University Golden Hawks --. 17,' certain teams moved up and 1 hardest competition of the sea- University of Waterloo 7. down in the ratings. After losing son in this team at Hamilton. The wind forced us-- to our to Toronto last week, McGill has Before you-get the wrong idea* running attack. Even though the dropped out of the top ten. Luth- we will' win. At this moment defenses were stacked against it.' eran, who was in 9th place 2 nothing means more to our team We rushed for 202 yds. John weeks ago has now moved back than beating McMaster. Kindly note Watson drove for 83 yards on 17 into sth place. Here is this week's the use of our team. For rankings for the Top Ten in that is what our ballplayers Carries — and Murray Markow- Photo by Brown 11 Canada: 1. Varsity; 2. Queens; are, .a team. Excellent coaching itz on carries picked up 70 It's my hall, you stay away. yards and a TD. Kruspe and 3. Western; 4. McMaster; 5. on the part of David Knight has Busse rounded out our running Waterloo Lutheran; 6. St. Fran- bound together 45 completely attack. McKay was 2 for 10 and cis Xavier; 7. Manitoba; 8. diversified young men. And these had three intercepted (passing Saskatchewan; 9. Alberta; 10. football players under the fire of Boy's Rules for B-Ball Girls into the wind). We also had a St. Mary's. exhibition and league play, have fumble which the Warriors re- McMaster Maurauders have a been tempered into a cohesive The girls sports program for Dates for Varsity and Intra- covered. For you people who like big team this year. Hamilton's unit. Our team has only one 1967-1968 season officially began mural sports practices were an- this sort of thing, here's the Physical Education Course has desire; to be a winner. this month with a meeting of nounced. Varsity basketball prac- 'Yardstick Story' for Lutheran. made several top-flight athletics When these two excellent the Women's Athletic Associa- tices will be held every Tuesday Total Ist down, 16; by rushing, available for their team. This teams clash Sat. in Hamilton tion. One of the main functions evening from 7-9 p.m. with in- the victor will more than likely for the meeting was to elect a tramural basketball following emerge as League Champions. slate of officers for the '67-68 from 9-11 p;m. Both Varsity and And1 with'this championship, the W.A.A. The results of the elec- Intramural volleyball and bad- possibility of an invitation to the tion are as follows: minton are scheduled on altern- Canadian College Bowl. There to President—Barb Hawke ate Thursday evenings from 7-9 meet the Toronto Varsity Blues Vice-Pres.—Pat McCrimmon p.m. for the Vanier Cup. .Secretary—Linda Martin This year something new has A message for all you football Treasurer—Judi Shelley been innovated in the girls' bas- fans, concerning this Saturday's ketbalp rules; namely, boys rules. Game. The meeting of these two (We'll have to smoke less and teams, WLU and Mac will pro- could acquire ability, depth, ex- run more henceforth.) vide one of the finest examples cellent coaching, spirit, and a To all those girls who. have of College ball in Canada today. winning attitude. Well, myf dear even the smallest interest in This is one game you shouldn't fellow you can consider yourself sports, I would advise you ito'• miss. Here you will see football one of the lucky ones. For you join in Intramural sports or try played to thrilling perfection. see, Lady Luck has placed you out for varsity sports because The stakes are high and all stops in the shadow of the No. 1 foot- can be a great source of will be pulled. By the way watch ball team in Canada; The Wa- fun and relaxation. Be sure to for the Hawks in Toronto. terloo Lutheran University Gol- watch the bulletin boards for Editors Note: A certain Plumb- den Hawks. sports announcements. er (an honours Math student in disguise) has expressed surprise at my position regarding our football team. 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Kitchener Main Area of Interest The 742-4842 Opening Of Our Check one: Student ( ) Faculty ( ) Others Second Floor 16 THE CORD WEEKLY Friday, October 28, 1966 The spirit to go all the way by Ron Barkey many Hawk supporters who have dedication before. behind "This year's Hawks have the rallied their school team. On Monday I saw a group of But what has generated all this to go the way". scholars who play football be- spirit all enthusiasm? How is this year's This quotation reverberates collection of Torque room clowns cause they enjoy the game. It throughout the school. All eyes and Sociology majors are differ- everyone could have seen that are focused on the Hawks. Have ent from other years? little flag football scrimmage you noticed what happens to On Monday night I found out. they would have understood why that little fellow who helps you Previously I had seen the team's we have a championship team mix chemicals in the lab when dedication displayed over and this year. Even that little fellow he finds himself in the second over again as players had limp- with the Southern accent could row at the stadium? Have you ed back into a huddle on the not keep order in this match. noticed the austere professors rain soaked practice field to get How could he when coach Celeri Photo by Jackson who have found their way to another crack at that defence. infiltrated the huddle to tell the Find Yourself! the game? Have you noticed the I had heard that Southern ac- quarter back that Watson was transformation that comes over cent dressing down a linesman hiding in the opposing end zone the naive little blonde who seenis for missing a tackle when that waiting for a pass. so interested in Plato on Mon- lineman's hands were so cold One could write a book about day but finds her attention foc- that he could scarcely grasp a the spirit of our champions but used entirely on a certain back- sponge and yet the lineman stood it is not necessary to do so as fielder on Saturday? ' up and wiped the field with the one look at those Purple and Chances are you have not be- poor backfielder who tried to get Gold uniforms on the field tells cause you have been one of the through again. But I've seen the story. . . . John Watson Smashes Through the Line! Photo by Jackson Smash ■ '■'^^^^^^^^'\v'"': Jlii*" : : '"::f j- Mac! S '■■■■-• itm&* % '■' «-* 'vIMSwi «■ - STEAK HOUSE LTD. 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