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Vol. 58 James Madison University Thursday. July 9, 1981 No. 54 .1 —■ No more assaults reported Five incidents noted in April By SARAH HOWARTH I^ast April five women reported thai they were assaulted on or near the James Madison University campus Since then no assault incidents on campus have been reported, according to Alan MacNutt. security chief here. But that doesn't rule out the possiblity that the assailant or assailants are still in the area. The first incident occured April 15 on the railroad tracks crossing Newman Drive next to Greek row The assailant grabbed the victim, a JMU student, as she was walking. She struggled and kicked the man. who then hit her on the forehead with a bottle and fled While construction on the new football bleachers continues, a JMU worker repaints numbers on the old bleachers. • I PMM *f vo N*«aya (Continued on Page 2) White water and nights under the stars... Outing Center provides variety of equipment

By GRACIE ARMSTRONG staff member, said Duchesne. with decreasing rates for The camping and canoeing "The equipment is funded by subsequent days. Sleeping season is here, and for those the state." so "no outside bags are $15 a day. back packs who enjoy white water and people" are allowed to use the are $4 a day and stoves are nights under the stars, James service. $1.50 a day, all with Madison University provides Land-Sea Passages rents decreasing prices for longer a special service. canoes with paddles and life periods of use. It is called the Outing preservers for $12 a day, tents Don Funkhouser of Elkton Center, and located on the for $8 a day. sleeping bags for rents only canoes, but ground floor of the Warren $7.50 a day. backpacks for $4 a provides transportation to and University Union. Students day. and stoves for $2 a day. from the Shenandoah River. can rent canoes and camping The Outfitters has tents, He charges $8 per person per equipment there. sleeping bags, backpacks and day for trasportation and Land-Sea Passages on East stoves for rent. Tents are $7 or canoes equipped with paddles Water Street is another place $8 a day for the first two days and life vests. in the Harrisonburg area that rents both canoes and camping equipment. The Out- fitters on East Market Street rents camping equipment, and Don Funkhouser of Elkton ON&QIDI rents canoes. A canoe equipped with two paddles, two life vests and a "It's almost three feet tall, car-top rack rents for $8 a day or$40 a week, according to the and growing right on the side of a Outing Center's manager. Billy Duchesne. public road. The Outing Center has an abundance of camping Page 5 equipment: air mattresses, coolers, lanterns, hand saws, stoves and tarps all rent for $1 Breeze readers give their a day or $5 a week. Summer sleeping bags are $2 a day or views—about recent campus $io for a week. Two- and three-man tents are $3 and $4 violence, courtesy, and Ronald Backpacks and sleeping bags line the shelves of the a day. respectively. James Madison University Outing Center in preparation Those wanting to rent Reagan. for an influx of summer hikers and campers. Outing Center equipment from the Outing manager Bill Duchesne (seated at left) checks off a list of CenTer must be ""currently Page 6 equipment available for rent with Gil Salyer (standing). enrolled as a student" or be a

1 Page '2. The Breeze. Thursday. July 9. 1981 * assaults MIDWAY MARKET (Continued from Page 0 •_iis. about six feet tall, 157 Warsaw Ave. 434-7948 wnen tnr woman screamed medium to slim build, During the second assault, shoulder length blonde hair on April Ifi. a man attacked a parted in the middle, and Hours : female.I Ml' student from the casually dressed Mon. -Thurs.9:00 a.m. to 11 p.m. shrubhery behind According to MacNutt. Frederickson Hall It was There have been no assaults Fri-Sat, 9:00 a.m. to 12 midnight classified as an attempted on campus since the end of rape and the woman was treated at Rockingham school last semester" But Sunday. 12 noon to 10:00 p.m. Memorial Hospital whether the person or persons On April 2:1 a third assault responsible are now in the took place in the Godwin Hall area is not known Moosehead 3.19 parking lot "The case is still open." A Blue Ridge Community said MacNutt. "but we Molson 2.99 College student visiting haven't made much friends had parked her car in progress " Michelob (reg. & light) 2.59 the lot A man forced his way MacNutt said that by taking Lite cans 2.29 into the woman's car As she some preventative actions, struggled, he hit her in the rape situations often can be Busch 1.99 Old MiW i<4 keg 15.95 eye. fleeing when she avoided "Make use of the screamed escort service or security — Erlanger 1.99 Bud ' /keg 20.49 Within Bfl minutes, a fourth don't walk alone at night!" assault occured. this time in If you must walk alone, take Mickeys 1.89 Old Mill ' ■■> keg 25.95 front of the A&P in the the well-lighted way Avoid Budwiser 12 pk. 4.39 Busch i* keg 28.95 Cloverleaf Shopping Mall A parking lots, alleys and JMU student was walking to shortcuts Before going out her car when a man at- Miller 12 pk. 4.29 tempted to get in with her. He into the dark, wait a minute Old Mill 12 pk. 3.79 ran away when she screamed and let your eyes adjust These few extra seconds could A fifth incident occurred a week later when a JMU help you see an attacker much student was chased while on more quickly Potato chips 3 lb. box 3.99 her wav home from Chandler The Student Counselling Center distributed brochures Pretzels 4 lb. box 3.89 Hall When she realized a man :J was pursuing her. she on rape and its prevention Cheese curls \ pound 1.39 screamed and ran towards during school last year and Eagle Hall The woman was will circulate updated M & M's peanut 7.5 oz. .99 left unharmed brochures during the 1981—82 Dad's Root Beer 6-12 oz. 1.69 The description given to the school year They will be JMU or Harrisonburg police available in the fall at Warren Coke, Sprite 2 lite 1.25 in all five cases was similar The attacker was described as Union and the Student Ice 10 pounds .99 being a white male in his early Counseling Center

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Joining Bundy on the all- star infield are University of Richmond second baseman Ken Harvey (.343, 4 HR, 27 RBI), University of Delaware shortstop Jeff Smith (.372, 12 HR, 53 RBI) and Old Dominion University third baseman Mark Wa singer (.333,8 HR, 41 RBI). The other outfielders are Villanova rtioio ky Yo N.»«r» University's Bob Loscalzo (.434, 8 HR, 39 RBI) and Delaware's Brett Gardner On the move. (.396, 6 HR, 51 RBI). Towson State University's Campus Safety and Security has moved to the corner of Archers highest Pete Shambreskis (.391,7 HR, Bluestone and Duke's Drive, formerly the home of the 25 RBI) is the team's catcher, Computer Center. And the Computer Center has moved to The James Madison tournament, was 32nd with and Delaware's Scott Young University archery team 2008 points. (11-0, 3.93 ERA, 91.87 inns.) Newman Drive, which formerly housed the Security of- achieved the school's highest The Arizona State women and Old Dominion's Jim fices Some renovations have been necessary, however. national finish ever recently took three of the top four spots Ambrose (8-1, 2.70 ERA, 56.67 Above, an officer watches as workmen repair the drive that when JMU finished a three- to retain their national title Inns.) are the pitchers. The day U.S. Intercollegiate with 6566 points. JMU finished designated hitter is leads into the new seurity headquarters. Some new cement Archery Championship in with 6155 points and Texas Georgetown University's Joe has to be laid to accommodate the new traffic in the area, second place in the men's, A4M was third with 5060 Niciforo (.382, 4 HR, 42 RBI). also (below). women's and mixed team points. Bundy. who was named divisions. JMU sophomore All- JMU's Most Valuable Of- JMU held second place in America Sue King of fensive Player for the 1981 the three divisions since the CoatesviUe, Pa. placed ninth season, set team records this tournament's opeining round. with 2056 points, junior All- season for home runs (13), Host Arizona State swept all America Janet McCullough of hits (76), runs scored (70), three divisions for the second Sharpsville, Pa. was 10th with bases on balls (55), and extra consecutive year. 2052 points and junior Donna hits (33) while playing in The Sun Devils won the Adamo of McKee City, N.J. every JMU game. His career men's championship with 6732 finished 12th with 2024 points. records include home runs points while JMU finished Senior Sandra Willilams of (36). games games played with 6472 points and Cal State- Courtland placed 22nd with (178), at bats (577), runs Los Angeles was a close third 1839 points. scored (186), extra-base hits with 6443 points. In the mixed team com- (86) and bases on balls (133). The JMU men were led by petition Arizona State finished sophomore All-America Rob with 9029 points, followed by Kaufhold of Smoketown, Pa. JMU with 8539 and Cal State- who was third with 2240 Los Angeles in third place points, and junior John Grace with 8322 points. THE COST OF of Broadway who finished LIVING. fifth with 2168 points. Grace, Also at the tournament, OlVf TO THE only a second-year archer, JMU archery coach was AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY. improved from last year's named "Coach of the Year" of 36th place finish. the college division of the When Judy Lafferty Senior Kevin Wilgus of National Archery Association. prepares for o race, Dover, Del. finished 22nd with Margaret Horn has been she checks every part 2064 points and senior Randy JMU's only coach in the 16 of hertsike. Brookshier of Roanoke years of the archery program Because she checks competing in his first national at the university. her body the same way, she discovered a lump in her breast a 9 few years ago. Sne discovered it Horn 'Coach of Year early. And these days, James Madison University the men's, women's and 85% of early breast archery coach Margaret Horn mixed team divisions at the cancers can be treated successfully. has been named "Coach of the national tournament. Judy has since had Year" of the college division Under Horn's guidance, the reconstructive surgery, of the National Archery JMU archery program has too. And she feels like Association (NAA). grown from a club sport to an herself again. Alive, intercollegiate team of vibrant, ready to get The announcement was regional and national on her bike and take made at the U.S. In- prominence. In the program's on the world. tercollegiate Archery relatively short history, All- Judy Lafferty is liv- Championship at Arizona ing proof of the pro- America honors have been gress we're making State University. bestowed on JMU archers against cancer. The award is based on nine times. The American Horn has coached two Cancer Society takes contributions to the sport of some credit for that archery, performance of eventual All-America archers progress. But credit individuals and teams, who came to JMU with no won't finance our responsibilities in the sport of previous archery experience, work. archery and sportsmanship. including Turner Ashby High We need your Horn's teams achieved the School graduate Rick Kiser, money to help us win the university's only three- this race. highest national finish ever when JMU finished second in time archery All-America. Page 4. The Breeze. Thursday. July 9. 1981

Spend your money, stay awhile By CHARLES A FAZIO law. requiring anyone over a /summons to appear in available is a five-day trip Masterson. a JMU student If you want to fish on the age of 16 to have a fishing Rockingham County court pass for, $3. who has been fishing the lake Newman Lake, make sure you license. accopd*flg^to--rTonald where they usually receive a Besides a county license, a for three years, thinks it have a license. If you do not. it Wilfong. tKe state game fine of beween $15 to $25. plus JMU fishing permit must be should be restocked. "I used could cost you up to $250 and warden in charge of the lake court costs obtained. This permit, which to be able to catch three or 30 days in jail. Wilfong. who usually patrols In order to eliminate the is avialable from campus four fish a day. but now I'm Although the lake is on Newman lake about twice a risk of a fine. Wilfong advises security, is good for a year lucky to get a nibble." he said. campus, it is still under state week, said violators are given fishermen to get one of ,the and free to members of the three licenses available from campus community. But according to Alan the courthouse in town. The lake was last stocked MacNutt. head of security and Students need only bring their about five years ago with safety at JMU. Newman Lake University drops JMU ID and a checkbook. large-mouth bass and carp. "is not supposed to be func- To fish in Newman Lake, a The carp were put in to control tional, it's there for looks." $5 Rockingham County license weeds. The lake is now sup There are no plans to restock program in equitation is required. To fish outside of posed to be reproducing. the lake any time soon, so the county. however, But one fisherman has anyone planning to spend The intercollegiate been a very successful fishermen must buy a state- equitation program at James proogram and I regret that it observed a noticeable decline some time fishing had better Madison University has been has become difficult to con- wide license for $7. Also of fish in the lake. Rick plan a long, relaxing day. discontinued. tinue it." said Dr. Leotus "The facilities we have been Morrison, women's athletic using for our riding program director at JMU "On the since its inception are no other hand it is the only longer available to use. and in program we have had where checking other viable alter- we havve had to seek very natives we found that none unique facilities away from were available." said JMU the campus." Athletic Director O. D. The JMU riding program Ehlers "Consequently we are began as an interest group in discontinuing the equiptation the mid-1960s and advanced to program at JMU." intercollegiate competition in the early 1970s. JMU has sent The JMU riding program, riders to the Intercollegiate open to both men and women Horse Show Association at the university. was i IHSA i National Show in each previously based at Oak of the past six years and JMU Manor Stables in Burketown. finished fourh in the IHSA "The equitation program national team competition in was a unique program and has 1979

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THINK ABOUT IT. DON'T UTTER. Now serving your favorite Beer and Wine Starting vlrginia Division of lifter Control Friday July 10 COCKTAILS 6S-70 Water Street • ^ « ■ > • 1 The Breeze. Thursday. July 9. 1981, Page S Three feet tall and still growing By CHARLES GRADY He shook his head sadly. "I As I entered the bedroom, guess I'm just getting lazy." the soft glow of a fluorescent While I was putting this lamp directed my eyes to a story together, sources kept corner where four good-sized backing out on me, sometimes marijuana plants strained from apathy, sometimes from toward the light. Their owner reluctance to talk. I racked grinned at me from the my brain for another source. doorway. Finally I decided on another "Two and one-half months acquaintance who had been old." Roland said proudly, known to grow a few in the "and Hawaiian to boot." past, my old pal Curt. I looked at the plants A red-eyed Curt answered closely. Although they were my knock and ushered me into only about two feet tall, they the living room. A haze of were already beginning to marijuana smoke clung to the branch out in several direc- ceiling, and on one side of the tions room his old roommate Flip Roland, like a few others in lay on the couch. the JMU community, is "We were just doing a few growing his own this summer. tubes." Curt said. "Bong We made our way into the hit?" kitchen where, after selecting I declined, claiming to have a few bottles of beer from the a sore throat, when actually I -< refrigerator, we sat and knew that h* I got stoned I'd talked about Roland's plants. never get this story done. I explained to Curt why I "I originally started with had come, and immediately the idea of making some he wanted me to write a story money." he said, "but now I about how he was growing a think I'll probably just smoke field full of pot. most of what I harvest." I was astounded. "You are?" I asked. I asked Roland if he did "Well, no, but think what a anything special to his plants great story it would make," he in order to keep them so started. healthy. "C'mon Curt." I said, "Be serious." "Well." he said. "When I "Well. Chuck, to be honest first planted them I used with you. I haven't grown any plenty of horse manure. Now I pot in two years, mostly fertilize them with 5-10-5 because I haven't had a good every other watering." place." "Anything else?" I asked. Then he started telling me "I talk to them a lot," he about a plant he had found a said. "I try to compliment and "few days earlier. "It's almost three feet tall encourage them. I touch them season slip by without a few 'Last year my yield was growing less is I've got steady and growing right on the side every once in a while, just plants. three pounds. I made a couple money coming in this year. lightly." of a public road," he bragged. "Travis." I said, "How's of hundred bucks and smoked It's less hassle just to go When Flip heard this he rose I started to ask if the plants your reefer crop coming this free pot for the next eight ahead and buy pot" to a sitting position had names too. but I thought year?" months. This year I've only "Last year I worried the question was better left "Are you serious?" he got seven or eight plants.' because I had pot planted all i asked.. unasked. Travis leaned back in his over town, some in my Curt was indeed serious, The next stop was at my old seat and got this faraway look "You worried about getting backyard. This year I just and just to prove it he drove us friend Travis' house. I in his eyes. caught?" have a few plants, and they're out to look at the plant. couldn't remember the last "Charles. I'm really getting "Not at all." he replied. "I planted in the middle of It was extremely obvious, time he had let a growing lazy," he began. think the main reason I'm nowhere." and' I was amazed that it remained unmolested in such a public place. Flip wanted to Communication Art$ major pull it up on the spot, and I could tell Curt was thinking along the same lines. The whole business made me Student wins $1,000 scholarship uneasy, so I quickly suggested that they take me back to Donna Lynn Franklin, a Franklin, from Farmville. "I'm determined to do well Ann-Hope Johnson from Curt's. rising senior at James is majoring in communication in a braodcasting career, and Lynchburg. She is also a I'm not exactly lily-livered, Madison University, has been arts with a concentration in high goals will make me work rising senior at JMU. but I didn't want to risk get- selected as the recipient of a radio-television-film. She that much harder,',' said majoring in communication ting popped over some lousy SI .000 broadcasting hopes to pursue a professional Franklin. arts with a concentration in plant. scholarship from WWBT-TV. career in broadcasting after Selected as an altaernative radio-television-film. She On the ride back Flip, who Channel 12 in Richmond. graduation. recipient of the scholarship is plans a career in broad- claims to have grown his casting. share of pot, told me an amusing tale from last fall. Franklin and Johnson were It seems that one day he had selected by a committee taken a biology field trip,"you chaired by Dr. Charles know, the one where the in- Turner, associate professor of structor points out oak trees communication arts and and huckleberries and stuff." program coordinator of the He said that the instructor led ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL radio-television-film area at the class over to a bush and QttSDonutsFREE JMU. started talking about it. and (our way of say ing thank you for a The Jefferson-Pilot the whole time everyone was -auccajafyl two yaara.) . Broadcasting Co. of Virginia standing near a couple of four- With this coupon and purchase of foot pot plants. He said he is the parent company of went back after class and one dozen donuts WWBT-TV and chose to honor harvested the pair. Good today through July 14 a student in the JMU com- By now we were back at munication arts department. Curt's, and I departed to write DONUTMAN Franklin will receive the my story, while Curt and Flip Route 33 East OpenMHoun award scholarship and sped off to claim their secret Johnson will receive a cer- harvest. Curt yelled tificate of merit in September. something about me stopping They will be hosted by the by in a few days for a potency Jefferson-Pilot Broadcasting test, and maybe I will. Co. of Virginia in the studios of Strictly for journalistic WWBT-TV purposes, you understand. Page B. The Breeze. Thursday. July 9. 19HI Attack solution Phones have advantages To the editor: ol the possibility of an The rash of violence at unexpected witness quickly James Madison University during this past Spring contacting security in an prefaces the practical need to otherwise secluded area. ■ i install emergency phones Not only is time often the throughout the campus key to apprehension of a suspect, it is also vital in There are several ad- medical emergences such as vantages to such phones. The accidents The factor of time most obvious reason is one of deterrence Many crimes of leads to another advantage. vandalism and assault will On a campus that covers 365 admittedly continue no matter acres, a visitor can have a what set of rules society difficult time trying to get imposes The crimes them- assistance from a sleepy dorm selves stem from irrational late some cold weekday night minds. There remain some Outside phones can bring individuals, however, who people together quickly in a think seriously before com- convenient way. mitting a crime, be it a violent One final reason for im- Cheerleaders from Virginia. West Virginia JMU. The junior and senior high school squads crime or a misdemeanor plementing a phone service is and Delaware attended last week's camp at rigorously practiced six hours a day. Such a person would take note peace of mind. There are about 3.000 commuters who do not have keys to dorms and therefore lack access to phones Yet these students - Student questions grill's rules have every right and just as many reasons to be on JMU's To the editor: food I had just paid for. At this we explained some of our are on the campus, it is little campus late at night after the Earlier this spring my background. After receiving wonder that they do not make time I pointed out to him that dorms are locked Many have fiance and I decided to have a person can only get one my bachelor's degree from contributions when asked. lunch in Dukes Grill. Since JMU. I went on to earn a After this summer 1 will be to walk long distances across helping of salad and that once campus to homes and cars. she was not very hungry, she it was paid for it should be his master's and teach several teaching at VPI. so I will not asked if she could make a to eat in peace. Joe Erikson, courses here. My fiance also be exposed to the impudence These commuters. more smaller salad from the salad the manager of Duke's Grill, received her undergraduate of some of the staff at particularly the 1.500 or so bar and pay less. She was told continued to loudly press the degree from JMU and is Madison. However, in the female commuters, ought to in a harsh and impatient tone point in an arrogant and working on her master's at the future when I am asked to feel secure. that she could not. I then demeaning manner which university. Despite our make a contribution to James The cost of such phones is suggested that I buy a salad implied that we were too backgrounds we both felt as Madison University. I will not excessive The phones for myself and share some of stupid to comply with the though we were being treated probably wonder if that could simply be of the high- it with her since I was not that rules. At this point my fiance like elementary school money will go toward paying hungry either was so embarrassed that she children who deserved no the salary of those who were way energency type such as a managed to say that we would element of respect or cor- too arrogant to show a little box attached to a pole, which We had begun our meal never eat there again. To this diality. Treatment this consideration. lights up a switchboard when the manager of the remark he was totally humiliating has never hap- Jeffrey L. Solka showing the location when the restaurant came up to our oblivious. pened to us in any restaurant receiver is lifted. Several table and arrogantly told us Perhaps you can un- in the Harrisonburg area and (Editor's Note: Duke's Grill that we could not share the phones strategically located derstand our reaction better if it saddened us that it should manager Joe Erikson replied and marked in the three or happen at the alma mater to that Mr. Solka had been told which both of us have devoted during an earlier incident last four main areas of campus, so much time and money. year that the salad bar policy where students and visitors U.S. world image As I sat and glanced at is one trip, with one payment could see them would be graduate students eating and one person eating. This is sufficient. Other Virginia lunch arould me. I felt that the the only way to control the colleges, such as Mary general lack of consideration salad bar. according to Baldwin, the University of declining rapidly displayed by the management Erikson. He said he was polite Virginia and the Medical To the editor: was a horrible blight on the during the most recent in- College of Virginia, have had — "Rape and incest by her father is legally reputation of Madison. If cident and that Mr. Solka and success with similar phone eliminated as grounds for obligated to bear the product Madison's alumni are treated his fiance were the ones who systems. abortion under Medicaid of that forced union? That it is with little respect while they caused embarrassment.) Klizabeth (". Conner plan " now alright to produce nerve —"Senate approved nerve gas. although when the Nazis gas and other chemical used such weapons it was weapons production, will "inhuman'"' That though spend 20 million " Social Security will be cut 40 SLAYER'S BOOKS —"Reagan proposes to cut percent i which will hurt the Social Security by 40 per- poorest the most), only those i formerly Court Square Cards & cent ." already earning $60,000 per year or more will receive any Books) —"Reagan's tax plan will tax relief That protecting our give real benefits only to those business interests abroad is earning $60,000 or more." more important than en- -'"The World Health couraging mothers in poor Organization voted 118 to one countries to keep their babies Fantastic Selections! i the United States > for a set of alive by feeding them their guidelines that propose strict own milk rather than formula, limitations on how baby sometimes mixed with con- formula is to be marketed " taminated water which can —"Reagan nominated a kill the child' That political point man for human rights ideology is more important to Cards, Posters, Paperbacks who has been accused of our country than how a ignoring human rights abuses government treats its people? by right wing governments." Those are the messages I get. and they scare me! I Stories on all these issues think that it is time all of us let appeared in the May 22 our government know what Koanoke Times and World we really believe in. before News. What kind of message our-world image, and. more Now located beside downtown parking deck is our government sending to importantly, our image of the people of our country and ourselves, is ruined forever the globe-' That a girl raped Kellv Snvder The Breeze. Thursday. July 9. 1981, Page 7

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I WISH YOU COULP Dukes 6th I THINK ITS HAVE BEEN THEUE, AHATD OH, JUST I'M SURE JUSTWHAT WW.NOW.UE . HONEY! I'VE NEVER G0IN5T0BEA MJGET ABLENPER WUJ- G00DMAROA6E THEMPOR ITS JUST mr&OEP PONT HAVE ONE \ SEENMOMLOOK PKETTY/MA6- WHAT THE/ FORTHE BATH- , RICKS COME A AWEDPING in nation ■h PRETTIER! SHE h /NATIVE, HUH* NEEDED! ROOM iET. *\JUST GLOUBD! LONG WAY. PRESENT?/-* ■ James Madison Univer- ;P sity's 1981 baseball team ranked sixth in the nation in < . < scoring among Division I teams, according to final NCAA Baseball Statistics. The Dukes averaged 9.0 runs per game in compiling a 41-18-1 record. JMU was ranked behind Wichita State U1.7). Northern Colorado "v/^yn^ G0fa£L HO.4). Virginia Tech (10.2), Arizona State (10.2) and Nevada-Las Vegas (9.1). JMU won the Eastern . WELL, F MERE OFCOJRSE.WE. NOTTOWORRY.I College Athletic Conference Southern Division Tour- GOING 10WRITE DOWE OH.mSWWfW PUTTHEMALLIN TRY TO KEEP HAVE TO? nament Championship and 120THANK-)OU HAPPENEPTO THEPESKPKAHER WMIXED INMINPI 1 NOTES, We BETTER \ THE CARPSTHAT SOWEWOULDNT f20 CARDS MEANT WEIL. participated in the NCAA ; GETSTAR7ED.. CAMEWUHTHE lose T06E1HR? Eastern Regional Tour- \ FFESEMSZ> nament last season for the second straight year. WMRA Merit* dealt with handicapped A special five-part series addressing problems of handicapped and disabled citizens of the world will be presented on WMRA. The series, entitled OH.NOTHIN&SPE- PKEsemwe Disability: A Global Concern. IST00EM8ARRA5- %£riQ ClAL. I'M JUST ODN1SBPA will air on WMRA at 6:30 pjn. QUnERl6HT. HURRyiTUP. SINS. I CANT JUST j5?22r CAWNSTOTHANK PRESENT* w Thursdays, from July 9 to i ASK HIM WHAT HE MtMfT) SOHOMtRE KBGOT119 Aug. 6. It will focus on the YOUfORWUR. SHOUUH&YOJ THEKIPS? MORECAUS SENTUSFOROUR feffjfa GREAT WEPPING D1PNTHVTTEU9 United Nation's plans for the P"ESOfTU_ TVYOURUBMNfA upcoming year, prevention of /euor, disability in different coun- f tries, international rehabilitation centers, the cause and scope of disabilities in children, and the in- tegration of the disabled into society. The series is produced by National Public Radio in commenoration of the United Nations' International Year of Disabled Persons.

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This spocf contributed os o pubte *r*« Page H. The Breeze. Thursday. July 9. 19H1 Lennon's death promps two albums Yoko climbs as Harrison treads water By CARL McCOI.MW About seven months have passed now since John I.ennon was killed, and two adult contemporary albums dealing intimately with the murder have George Harrison recently been released George Harrison, former lead guitarist for the Beatles, has released «K \&t >\ cJFCSI JV8S Somewhere In Kngland. which features his hit tribute to Lennon. "Air those years ago": Lennon's wife Yoko Ono, has released a moving solo album. Season of Glass, which is full of songs that deal with the murder and its af- termath I described these albums as 'adult contemporary'-' because, in comparison to artists such as Bruce Springsteen and REO Speedwagon, Harrison and Ono are not rock musicians—unless one's definition of rock music is rather broad George Harrison is thirty years old. and Yoko Ono is forty-seven As might be expected, their music is aimed at an older audience than Springsteen's College students with a taste for progressive and comtemporary rock might find these albums somewhat boring However, anyone with an ap- preciate for the Beatles (and anyone who liked Lennon's and Ono's Double Fantasy might well enjoy these albums L^ast March, the radios were buzzing or Vo Naqaya with the news that all three surviving Beatles had contributed to Harrison's been doing preachy quasi-Eastern "Walking on Thin Ice." also was Universe." she created a definite sense single. "All Those Years Ago." which songs ever since "Love To You" on disappointing. of hope Two of the most beautiful was. of course, a tribute to Lennon Revolver back in 1966 The problem is However, in the months following songs. 'Silver Horse" and "Toyboat." This big news is sadly trivialized by the that as he grows older, he gets less Lennon's death, both Ono's singing and cjreate childlike dream imagery in the fact that, had Lennon survived, all four subtle Also, what was new and exciting songwriting have matured. Con- 'Tradition of "Lucy in the Sky with Beatles would be playing on Ringo in 1966 is woefully redundant in 1981. sequently. Season of Glass is easily the * Diamonds" —but ultimately the Star's upcoming album The two best tracks on Somewhere In best album of her career. dreams end when reality must be Anyhow, the song was soon released Kngland are "Baltimore Oriole" and Yoko Ono's main problem as a faced With "No. No. No" Ono creates a and rapidly climbed into the Billboard "Hong Kong Blues." both covers of old recording artist is her voice. She is not haunting contrast to her earlier song. top ten However, instead of a moving Hoagy Carmichael songs Listening to a bad singer, but the timbre of her voice "Kiss. Kiss. Kiss." from Double eulogy. "All those Years Ago" is as these tracks confirmed my suspicion is not pleasant It is not surprising that Fantasy Where "Kiss. Kiss. Kiss" was sappy and overdone as Ronnie Mc- a celebration of love, both on a Dowall's tribute to Elvis Presley. "The romantic and sexual level. "No. No, King is Gone" Combining a bland Season of Glass: A web of fear, loneliness, No" portrays sex as a hollow, paranoid musical variation on "shoo-bop shoo- act in a world of broken promises. bop" with lyrics that compare Lennon despair—and hope One confronts Lennon's death most to Christ (Lennon would have hated directly in the powerful "I Don't Know that i. Harrison has come up with possibly the worst single of his career that the main problem with Somewhere her most remarkable songs from the Why"' In England is Harrison's uninspired days of the Plastic Ono Band were such Fortunately. "All Those Years Ago" The Room's so empty is the worst song on Somewhere In writing It also confirmed my belief songs as "Don't Worry. Kyoko." in that Harrison is still talented and can The Room's so empty without Kngland I do not say that to vindicate which she literally screamed for about you the album, though: for the most part. still record beautiful music. 17 minutes In comparison to Harrison's album. My body's so empty Harrison's latest effort is an exercise in Fortunately. Season of Glass is much The word's so empty without you mediocrity. Yoko Ono's Season of Glass continues more enjoyable Ono has wisely written in Double Fantasy's tradition of well- I don't know why Basically the music is a fusion of and recorded songs that her voice can I don't know why quasi-Eastern guitar played with a crafted and well-produced adult con- handle Many of the new songs, such as Why quasi-rock bea,t. The lyrics are contemporary songs. Next to John Len- "Even When You're Far Away" and non's. Yoko Ono's material on Double I don't know why sistently preachy, as Harrison alter- "Nobody Sees Me Like You Do," are It was so good with ui. nately denounces business and Fantasy came across as rather limited very pleasant. Stylistically. Ono's voice and weak Her subsequent single. Godlessness. Of course. Harrison has is best suited for new wave (many Musically. Season of Glass offers a critics credit Voko Ono for being a lean and varied sound, well-created by pioneer vocalist in new wave music), the same musicians that performed on and her new wave-influenced songs, Double Fantasy. Spanish, jazz and new such as "Extension 33" and "No. no. wave influences are present, but never no." display a stunning and powerful dominate a song. For the most part, the vocal ability music is straight middle-of-the-road l-MMMtMl B»23 Unlike Harrison. Ono did not write adult contemporary: nonetheless, only one song about her husband. The songs such as "Extension 33" have a majority of the songs on her album pregressive and original sound. Editor: Shelly James relate somehow to the murder. But The biggest fault with Season of Photography Editor: Yo Nagaya nowhere does Ono make the heavy- Glass lies in its two blatant references Advertising Manager: Dawn Pridmore handed tribute akin to "All These to Lennon's death. The cover Reporters: Charles Grady. Gracie Armstrong Years Ago." Instead, she deals with her photograph of Lennon's blood-stained Photographer: Charles Fazio own feelings and reactions to the eyeglasses and the sound of gunshots at Adviser: Alan Neckowitz murder Season of Glass is not about the beginning of "No. no. no" are both The antic is published Tuesday All material is edited at the discretion John so much as it is about Yoko. It is pointlessly obvious reminders. Part of unless otherwise noted ol the editor an electrifying account of a woman the beauty of Season of Glass lies in its Correspondence should be addressed Unsigned editorials qive the majority •o The ftrteie. Wine Price Building. opinion of The Breeie editors Letters, coming to grips with the brutal and subtlety, these two aspects of the James Madison University. columns, reviews and guestspots are the absurd murder of her husband. The album work against that beauty. Marnsonburq Virginia 37807 opinions of the authors and not All in all. though. Season of Glass is Letters to the editor are welcomed All necessarily those of The »reeie editors universality of the album marks its letters must be typed, signed, and in or the students, faculty or staff of James greatness vastly superior to anything anyone elude the author's address and telephone Madison University The strongest aspect of Ono's music would have expected from Yoko Ono. number tor verification Unsigned. Comments and complaints about The letters will not be published Unsolicited Breeze should be addressed to Shelly is her lyrics. She masterfully creased a She has lived up to the faith Lennon editorials may be used as guestspots lames, editor of The •reeit. web of fear, loneliness and despair. showed in her over the past decade. No Yet. with songs such as "Goodbye finer statement on Lennon's death can Sadness" and "Mother of the he made