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Friday, March 12,1993 The BG News Volume 75, Issue 118

Part-time job P.U.S.H.This cuts possible for University by Christina Wise President Paul Olscamp in order editor-in-chief to avoid "panic in the trenches." "I don't want people to think they will lose their jobs when While a newly-formed commit- they're not going to," Olscamp tee for the study of non-academic said. "I dont want to see people functions may result in a loss of get hurt. And if they do get hurt, programming at the University, I want it to be managed in a way an even greater threat is that it that will cause the least possible may result in a loss of Jobs. pain." Norma Stickler, assistant to He said specific areas will not the vice president of Academic be targeted for cuts, but the Affairs, who serves on the com- committee will examine areas of mittee to collect information, the University which employ said while committee members permanent part-time staff. do not want to cut any Jobs, it "But we will not single out may be inevitable. units and say, "We're going to cut "We would always be hesitant your salaries, but we're not going to make any recommendation to cut so and so's salary over that would eliminate anyone's there.' We just dont do that," he Job," she said. "But some position said. changes may need to be made." Undergraduate Student Government President Jason Jackson, who serves as the only "I don't want people to undergraduate representative on think they will lose their the committee, said student Jobs may be affected. jobs when they're not "I can see part-time student going to. I don't want to positions being cut and consoli- see people get hurt. And dated into one classified staff Job," Jackson said. "I'm there to if they do get hurt, I try and see that it doesnt hap- want it to be managed pen." The committee will use the re- in a way that will cause sults of several studies conduct- the least possible pain." ed at the University in addition to the University's role and mission University President Paul statement to establish recom- Olscamp mendation guidelines. Olscamp said the main func- Stickler added that some Job tion of the committee is not to cut problems may be eliminated jobs, but to conduct an overall through attrition, the reduction review of the University based of personnel through resignation on the information they gather. or retirement, "but it's really too "You shouldn't assume ahead early to tell." of time the work of this commit- All recommendations made by tee means that we're going to the committee will be kept confi- drop a whole bunch of jobs," Ols- Thc BG Ncwi/Laura Cole dential until they have been ex- camp said. "I think a far more Working the crowd. Pi Kappa Phi alumnus John Kim dances in the ed the event with proceeds going to People Understanding the Se- amined by the University Board likely outcome is that we'll have male review at Uptown Wednesday night. About 60 people attend- verely Handicapped. of Trustees and University some significant shuffling." Two'Home Police learning about diversity Alone' kids

by Nlkkl Floras But once or twice, he was tailed by the campus police, but he said he would people. One is Hispanic, and one is black. contributing reporter campus police officers, and it made him still prefer more of a racial mix in the The rest - including all 17 uniformed returned uncomfortable. police force. officers - are white, she said. "Late at night, I'd be coming back from "I feel a little uncomfortable knowing Because of recent budget cuts, the When he was a freshman at the Uni- the BA Building or Anderson [Arena], it's all white," he said. "I'd like to see police may not be able to hire any new to couple versity, Cleavon Blair found that classes and I'd be followed all the way back to some more diversity." personnel for a while, Waddell said. In- and other activities sometimes kept him Darrow," the Junior management infor- According to University Public Infor- stead, the officers are going through hu- A Bowling Green couple ac- outside his residence hall until after mation systems major said. mation Officer Barbara Waddell, the De- man diversity training. cused of leaving their children dark. Usually, he had no problem walking Blair, who is black, said those experi- partment of Public Safety, which in- home alone while they honey- home. ences are the only ones he has had with cludes Parking Services, employs 42 See Diversity, page three. mooned in Florida have tempo- rarily lost custody of their two youngest children. Jonathan and Brenda Jackson's four children, from previous re- Results of USG elections in, officers ready to work lationships, were deemed to have been left without proper supervi- by Jenl Bond 237 votes; and Jason Hutchinson, 221 votes. sion in a decision made Thursday USG Senatorial Race Winners student government reporter Jackson said he is excited about the election but by Juvenile and Probate Judge wanted a higher voter turnout Robert Pollex of the Wood "We have outstanding senators who stood out in County Court of Common Pleas. Jason Hulchinson Undergraduate Student Government election the snow to get their name out," he said. "I just Bill Wilson results were announced Thursday with Jason wish more students would have voted." "There was clear and convinc- Jason Sonenshein Luckner also said he was disappointed with voter Brady Gaskms Jackson and Chad Luckner capturing the presi- ing evidence establishing such Jason C. Peters dential and vice presidential offices. turnout but thought it was because no one was op- lack of supervision," Pollex Philip J. wenttel, Jr. Jackson and Luckner ran unopposed for the posi- posing them. stated in his written decision. JaredPotf tions and received 662 votes. There were several Jackson said now that the election is over, he will "More significantly, there was Karen Janos write-in votes, but no write-in received more than begin to "build a tradition." evidence of an ongoing lack of Michael F. Haynes one vote. "Building a tradition was not just a slogan," he supervision resulting in nu- Jennifer Mathe Twelve at-large senators were also elected. They said. "We are doing it, and we are going to start to- merous police involvements with Renee M. Scheske are: Heidi Andres with 429 votes; Renee M Sche- day." the family." Heidi Andres ske, 401 votes; Jennifer Mathe, 334 votes; Michael Jackson and Luckner will begin the process of Because of a gag order, no one 500 F. Haynes, 319 votes; Karen Janos, 310 votes; cabinet selection and work on getting the paper- involved with the case was able Jared Poff, 290 votes; Philip J. Wentzel Jr., 281 work done for their 1993-94 term. to comment on the decision. votes; Jason C Peters, 269 votes; Brady Gaskins. Jackson's daughter is tempo- 269 votes; Jason Sonenshein, 248 votes; BIU Wilson, See USG, page four. See Home Alone, page three.

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Two different commercials are currently airing on Toledo television stations, asking the ques- tion, "What do you like best about Bowling Green State University?" Loads of ultra-intelligent students pose in front of "ANP NOW TO ©(PLAIN THE TOAU6 OF W W^i6 PIAM... cameras chirping about how wonderful BGSU is. One praises campus safety. Obviously, his dorm room hasn't been burglarized... yet. Another says what an excellent faculty we employ. Environmental threats real Sure, as long as they aren't too worried about salary It is annoying when certain individuals Shifting gears a bit, Monday I attended a cuts to actually teach. and groups call the ozone hole, the green- speech presented by Michael Schwartz, one And yet another student claims the University is a house effect and similar catastrophes jour- of Dr. Kevorkian's law representatives. great value. nalistic "scare tactics." JULIET He spoke about the difference between ac- Too bad everyone doesn't enjoy tuition rates which I recently read a brochure (chock-full of tive euthanasia, where an individual's life is increase 9 percent annually. anti-environmental propaganda, mind you) COOK ended by another individual and assisted One commercial features Undergraduate Student which claimed that phenomena like global suicide, in which a person terminates his or Government's president, Jason Jackson, in which he warming have reached such proportions of her own life. He also elaborated upon "medi- proclaims how he thinks BGSU is challenging be- widespread attention only because of the cide," which is performed only due to terri- cause he's surrounded by honor students. publicity they receive through the media. I ble health problems. beg to differ. We guess he never had to take English 111. It is true that in recent years environmen- This is an extremely controversial prac- The other features former Wood County Cable tal consciousness has somehow become a tice. On one hand, why should terminally ill Channel 24 news anchor Andrea Pacione, who ob- trendy frame of mind, but the problems patients have to suffer when they're going to existed long before that and will cause con- die anyway? A person really wanting to end viously doesn't think too highly of the University - tinued (and more extreme) degradation in his or her life will do so with or without as- she just dropped out. the future if act ion is not taken. The media sistance. If it is without assistance, the sui- So much for truth in advertising. did not create these problems - they are the cide will likely involve violence (like a gun). • •• result of environmental negligence. This kind of violence, of course, would It can be argued that certain environmen- topics. Perhaps it is an effort to move people create deep psychological scarring within tal threats are merely scientific theories, but to action - to get people to put down their any loved ones having to deal with it. The Bowling Green Ad Hoc Advisory Committee scientific theories are more than just con- hairspray before it's too late. made the right move when it decided not to cut back jecture. Anyway, the ozone hole (for exam- When someone wants to end his or her life, BG Taxi service hours. ple) is proven. he or she wants to be successful and doesn't There is sometimes a hole in the stratos- "Even more disturbing, most want his or her loved ones to be so scarred. Although ridership dropped slightly, the service is phere larger than the continental United One good thing about Dr. Kevorkian's as- still very necessary to the many students and other States. During such times, ultraviolet levels CFCs (the main culprit in ozone sisted suicides is that he counsels whole fa- residents who are without cars in this small but increase. Every 1 percent loss of ozone depletion) float in the milies in addition to his actual patients. spread-out city. A trip to the mall or one of the dis- causes a 2 percent increase in ultraviolet Main opposition to euthanasia is rooted in count stores on the outskirts of town could mean rays, which then leads to a 7 percent in- atmosphere for 20-100 years personal religious beliefs. However, should hours of walking - or, thanks to BG Taxi, an inex- crease in skin cancer. In 1988, a study before reaching the stratosphere people be able to jam their personal morality pensive, five-minute ride. released by NASA showed that 3 percent and destroying ozone. We're down others' throats? Furthermore, does the ozone depletion has occurred since 1969. government have the right to dictate doctor- Even more disturbing, most CFCs (the not yet even beginning to patient relationships? And most importantly, the service will continue to main culprit in ozone depletion) float in the experience the effects of the operate in the wee hours of the night, when someone atmosphere for 20 to 100 years before reach- Another fear is if euthanasia was fully who is too intoxicated to drive (or maybe even walk) ing the stratosphere and destroying ozone. harmful products our legal, then people might run the risk of can make a life-saving phone call. We're not yet even beginning to experience generation has been using." having their lives euthanized involuntarily. *** the effects of the harmful products our gen- That is why it is important for individuals to eration has been using. complete living wills specifying what action Hearing these matters discussed in the they would like to be taken in the event of Never have we heard a bigger bunch of babies media and elsewhere is scary for a reason - End note: It's also not a "scare tactic" that their terminal illness or a grave accident. complaining than last week when a selection of we should be concerned about our future on tanning booths cause skin cancer. It's quite Thus other people won't need to make their Major League baseball players started crying about this planet. But scaring people is certainly true. Anyway, wouldn't you get claustropho- decisions for them. President Clinton's raising the top income tax level. not the main reason the media broaches such bic in one of those things? End note: Dye your hair. Just because they are in the highest tax bracket and will see their rate jump from 31 to 36 percent, these millionaires think they have reason to com- plain. Dwight Gooden, who is making $5 million this year, said, "it seems like we are being punished for being successful." Come on. If it bothers them so much, why don't Mandela degree means hope they offer to trade incomes with some of us lesser citizens. It's about time these pampered, overpaid Award signifies students can make a difference in social problems superstars wake up and realize just how fortunate and lucky they are to get paid what they do. To the Editor: continue to struggle for social committees and administration passed all tests and deserves this Certainly, any one of us would love to trade places I recently became aware that change. who "did the right thing" by sup- degree as much as any former with them, and the increase in taxes wouldn't matter Nelson Mandela has agreed to The idea to pursue an honorary porting the conferring of this de- recipient of a BGSU honorary one bit. accept and will receive an honor- degree for Nelson Mandela was gree. degree. ary degree from Bowling Green suggested to me by Errol Lam, However, it is clear to me that Had the University adminis- State University. Awarding the founder of the Progressive Stu- Mandela would not be receiving tration embraced the idea of con- Doctorate of Public Service de- dent Organization, days after I this degree without the efforts of ferring an honorary degree to gree to Mandela is a symbolic ac- was elected by BGSU graduate Graduate Student Senate, the Mandela and done the work tion of significant proportions. students to serve as Graduate Progressive Student Organiza- necessary to get word of it to him, awarding the degree would Tim Norman Photo Ed. Cynthia Prada Chief Copy Ed. When a mainstream American Student Senate president. tion, Undergraduate Student C ten Lubber! Sports Ed. Ron Novak Asst. Chief Copy Ed University with BGSU's reputa- At the time I was willing to do Government and individuals have reflected better on the Uni- Erik Pupillo Ant. Sports Ed. Dawn Keller Copy Ed. < tion for political conservatism anything in my power to help get such as Wayne Berman and versity. Bill Burgess Prod. Supervisor Shannon Merrill Copy Ed. i honors one of the foremost inter- Mandela released from prison. Scottie Michealis. Instead, students and faculty Julie Tagliarerro Special Projects Ed. TonyNcMa Copy Ed. were required to Invest a great Michael ZawacU Asst. Special Pro]. Ed. Gwen Johnson Copy Ed. i national symbols of justice, it is a In order to compose the origi- Many criticized the act of con- janeKirgore Insider Managing Ed. lison Hunt Copy Ed. hopeful sign. nal package which was submitted ferring a degree to someone who deal of time and energy to do Brandon Ward Copy Ed. Jennifer Stripe Copy Ed. It is a sign that institutions to the University Faculty Senate was in jail at the time the work something that administrators Pam Smith Proofreader Robin Coe Proofreader must acknowledge and respond Honorary Degrees and Comme- began. So let us be very clear are paid handsomely to do. The BG News, founded in 1920, is published daily to the higher aspirations and will moratives Committee in March who the real criminals are. The In my opinion, the conferring during the academic year and Wednesdays during the of the people it serves. It is a sign of 1990, I relied heavily on sup- real criminals have yet to do of this degree, which in the long their time. The real criminals are run will reflect exceptionally summer session. that the forces for justice will port from and research done by and must be heard. And it is a the Students for a Democratic those who created apartheid. well on BGSU, represents the sign that students can make a Society (SDS) in New York, Errol The real criminals are those willingness of students to make 214 WEST HALL busy fostering division and op- sacrifices to bring about social BOWLING GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY difference. Lam, the GSS People of Color Af- Many individuals (of all races) fairs Committee and GSS cabinet pression in South Africa. change and is another victory for BOWLING GREEN, OHIO 43403-0726 sacrifice and work diligently for members such as Roger Schmidt Mandela has already proven the student movement. higher causes such as this. Typi- and Wayne Berman. that not only is he a great pro- The struggle continues. Copyright 1993, The BG News cally, most of those Individuals I would like to congratulate the ponent of justice for all, but he is Rlcardo Frazer go unacknowledged - yet they members of the University a great human being. He has Northwestern University - March 12,1993 The BG News

Diversity Continued from page one. Mixed races According to Waddell, the pur- spect people, because historical- "Those officers still have a The third phase will include pose of the training is to empha- ly people were treated without duty to serve, to the best of their training on how dealing with size the need for police to treat respect." capabilities, all constituents and homeless people may be everyone with dignity and re- Police should also be aware of groups in the community," Rose different from the stereotypical spect and to serve them with problems with communication, seek identity said. concept of a family. The variety fairness and justice. such as language barriers or cul- The campus police division's of sexual orientations will also be by Daron McDonald "It's not really a black-white tural traditions about how people means of fulfilling this duty is to discussed In this phase. human diversity reporter issue," she said. "What differ- are approached or how they re- put its officers through two Each phase Involves eight ence does race make? It's a black spond to authority, Rose said. diversity training programs. hours of training. issue, a white issue, a gay issue - He said the diversity training One program, sponsored by the When Christine Su completes a job application, she easily fills it's all Issues, affecting all peo- is a necessary step toward serv- Ohio Association of Chiefs of Also, the Ohio Peace Officers in the information about past employment, education and expe- ple." ing the University community as Police, is already entering the Training Academy sponsors a rience. But there is one question she cannot easily answer race. She, and many others like her, checks "other." However, Marshall Rose, di- a whole, and that it is especially second of its three phases. program providing 24 hours of rector of Affirmative Action at important when the police force The first phase surveyed hu- diversity training, offering ses- Su, of Cambodian and Scottish heritage, was one panelist of the University, cautioned that itself is not diverse. man diversity issues in a broad, sions regularly. The campus di- the Racially Mixed Group Thursday night. The panel, sponsored police officers need to recognize general sense, Waddell said. The vision is rotating its officers by Undergraduate Student Government, allows people of mixed different issues that might affect The lack of racial diversity next phases will zero in on specif- through the program gradually, racial heritage to express their views and problems finding a clear-cut racial identity. their Interactions with people of would be more problematic if the ic issues. sending four to each session. other backgrounds. surrounding communities were Su stated that Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech Police Cpl. John Shumaker at- of multiculturalism has not yet been realized. "If we're talking about African more diverse, he said. For exam- The second phase will focus on tended an OPOTA session last "It's been 30 years since the speech in 1963, that the dream of Americans, there's a history of ple, urban areas with higher how to treat differences in age, year, taught in London, Ohio, by little black boys and girls would join white boys and girls and not distrust and alienation," he said. numbers of minority groups have gender and disabilities. For ex- Lorna Gonsalves-Pinto, an asso- "In the past, officers were often more of a responsibility to en- ample, the views of children and ciate professor of ethnic studies be judged by the color their skin but the content of their charac- ter," Su said. used to enforce brutal, discri- sure that their public depart- elderly people are often given at the University, and Capt. minatory practices. ments reflect that racial mix. less weight by society than those Separation and segregation still exist as people continue to Thomas Votava of the Bowling stay within one's racial boundaries, Su said. "Officers need to be aware of However, the fact that Wood of young and middle-aged adults. Green City Police Division. Shu- some distrust. They should be County is largely populated by With training, police may be- maker said the program gave Aaron Carter, a senior at Bowling Green High School, who is of black and white heritage, stressed the difficulty of maintain- sensitive to that kind of dynamic white people does not let the come aware of these possible him insight into issues he had not They should be friendly - re- University off the hook, he said. biases. considered before. ing an Identity as a mixed race because of his physical charac- teristics. "Both cultures see me as one or the other," Carter said. Home Alone "I leaned toward black because I saw the power, strength and community of black people," Carter said. "I don't necessarily Bears help heal scars Continued from page one. see it on the other [white] half. The group I identify with is the rarily in the custody of her natu- one that shows a valiant struggle." ral mother, Diane DeWeese, a Carter decided against using "other" on college applications Columbus resident. Her daught- because of his African-American heritage and good grades he Creator shares her story of coping with abuse er's case will be transferred to could obtain more financial aid. the Franklin County Domestic "It is ironic that I thought of myself as a black individual but by Ginger Phillips Shamrock Bear in Kappa Delta that my parents were this way." Court. Mrs. Jackson's son is in not fully a white individual," Carter said. general assignment reporter colors. Burget said she has suffered temporary custody of his natural Panel moderator Errol Lam, an assistant professor and refer- Perhaps the most meaningful from a lot of painful memories father, John Moore of West ence librarian, said the group is a center of unification and that bear is Red Velvet Christmas that she continues to deal with Union, with visitation rights for there is a division on this campus that has not been seen in a long Trissie Burget, president and Bear. Burget said she designed everyday, but with the help of the boy's mother and siblings. time. founder of Trissie Bears, told her this bear for her sister Eileen, her bears she is coping with Mrs. Jackson's two other chil- personal story of overcoming who took her life at 22. The bear them. dren have been returned to the child abuse to an audience at the has light-colored fur for Eileen's "I want to give back," Burget Jacksons' custody, under the fol- Kappa Delta House Thursday blond hair and is dressed in a red said. lowing and several other condi- night. velvet dress similar to the one tions: Do you have children? she often wore. Edieann Biesbrock-Didham, a O The children are not to be Burget and her younger sister •University professor and chair- left alone unless county Depart- Open House and Eileen had been severely abused Burget said the decision to de- woman of the Alumnae Advisory ment of Human Services guide- as children. Through designing dicate the bear to her sister was a Board for Kappa Delta, called lines are followed. Burget a survivor and a heroine. Registration teddy bears, Burget is able to very big decision. She said she O The Jacksons must receive help heal her scars, while a part wanted it at first to be a private 'Trissie took something that parenting counseling. JSunday, March 14 • 1-4 pm was very ugly and turned it into of all profits from Trissie Bear dedication, but then realized that O The family must be evaluat- something very beautiful," she sales are donated to the National going public with the story could ed by the Children's Resource said. Committee for the Prevention of be a way to reach people. Center, a local counseling center. PLAN, DO and Child Abuse. Burget said as a child she had no idea that her parents, who TALK "It's therapeutic when I do the went to church every Sunday, bears and cut them out and see were abusive. She said many 115 E. Oak St., Bowling Green them come to life," Burget said. children suffer the same situa- HOWARD'S club H 352-509 • 353-8400 Burget has made many unique tion. Grades Preschool thru Third designs including one in a fire- 210 N. 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I The BG News March 12,1393 Bf*Bu Tovilaxi 'Super' walk to The Tax Man Cometh hours raise MS funds will stay by Jennifer Willis contributing reporter by Chris Hawley local government reporter Northwest Ohioans may be able to help save lives just by taking a walk. The Bowling Green Ad The Fourth Annual Super Cities Walk for Multiple Sclerosis will Hoc Transit Advisory take place March 28 in both Toledo and Findlay. Funds raised will go Committee decided Thurs- to the Northwest Ohio Chapter of the National Multiple Sclerosis So- day it will look at means of ciety which covers a 19-county area. cutting the BG Taxi man- "Last year we raised almost $83,000 in this event," said Scott Vogel, agement's workload instead special events coordinator for the area organization. "We averaged of reducing the service's $63 per walker. This year, our goal is $90,000." hours. The Toledo route is 12 miles, which is three miles shorter than last year. It begins and ends in Ottawa Park and will take the average An independent consul- walker three and a half to four hours. tant recommended in 1992 that the city cut the ser- The Findlay route, which is about nine miles, starts and finishes at vice's hours to reduce the Anchor Community Center. Most people will finish this walk in costs. However, committee two and a half to three hours. Both routes also offer a "Golden Circle" members said because route of five miles for those who don't want to walk the full distance. many permanent residents "There is a minimum pledge requirement of $15 per person," Vogel ride the taxi to work and said, "but there are also prizes ranging from a Super Cities Walk college students use the T-shirt for raising $50 to a three-day Bahamas cruise for the person service at night, there are who raises the most money." no "slow times" that could Registration for the walk begins at 7 a.m. and ends at 9 a.m. The the BG News/Drnisc Hrabak be eliminated. event will go on as scheduled regardless of the weather, so partici- "I really am adamantly pants should dress accordingly. Discussing tax information, Beta Alpha Psl fraternity member Dave Grimmer goes over Harold Hel- against cutting hours," "There are many services funded by this event," said Jeanne Gor- volgt's financial records at the Wood County Senior Citizens Center Wednesday afternoon. Beta Alpha Psi Honorary Accounting Fraternity will provide free tax service to the poor, elderly and students un- committee member Joan such, services associate for the MS Society's Northwest Ohio Chap- til March 31. Gordon said. "I think we ter. "We have support groups, an aquatics program, workshops, ought to leave it alone." equipment assistance and many other programs." The committee said it The money raised during this event will be split, with 40 percent use would try to find other going toward national research and 60 percent going to local activi- ways of reducing the hours ties. Continued from page one. , p of BG Taxi owner Richard "Multiple Sclerosis mainly affects people between the ages of 20 and 50," states a brochure from the National Multiple Sclerosis Soci- "It will be easier to get started lives," he said. "We have to live Senator Jennifer Mathe said Ramos, who said he must she is very pleased with the ety. "It occurs when myelin, a protective substance covering nerve because Chad already is in USG," up to that bill." begin work at 4 a.m. and newly elected senators. fibers in the central nervous system, is replaced by scar tissue. This Jackson said. "But, we are by no Luckner said he is very re- often does not finish work- "USG can't go wrong," she scar tissue distorts messages being sent to and from the brain, im- means kicking John [Babel, USG lieved the election is over and ing until after midnight. looks forward to serving as USG said. "All these [senators] are go- pairing bodily functions." vice president] out the door." Jackson said those students vice president. ing to do a bang-up job." who voted for the Jackson- Newly-elected senator Karen Luckner team believe in what "I am looking forward to con- Janos said she is hopeful for they stand for. tinue working with Jason and USG. 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COLUMBUS - The visit was It was now time for Miami to swarmed in the three-two de- "BG did one heck of a job," COLUMBUS - The 1993 Mid- The 6-foot 7 trash-talker has a short and painless. hold the Falcons scoreless as it fense. With 10:16 left in the game Wright said. "We knew it would American Conference tourna- tendency to spit in opposing The men's basketball team took BG four possessions to and BG leading 11-9, Lararnaga be a tough game. Anytime you ment, held at Battelle Hall in the players' faces after he dunks on made a short appeareance at the score. The Falcons were able to returned all five starters. play a team for a third time, I Columbus Convocation Center, them. It was no great displeasure Mid-American Conference Tour- reduce the defeclt to four when "They did a really good job in knew they would be emotional. was supposed to be a new change to see the 18-year-old adolescent nament in Columbus and a quick forward Shane Komives was the first half of controlling the But I really have to give credit to for the MAC. leave the tournament early. exit as Miami ripped by the Fal- fouled with 10:49 left. Komives' tempo," Wright said. "We stood my seniors, they really took over The new location in the beauti- "There are only a few players cons 63-50. shot was good and so was his free around the first half and didn't in the second half." ful downtown area of the state on the Falcon men's basketball BG played a strong first half throw to bring the score to 35-31. really execute, but in the second capital was to provide a face-lift squad who really wanted to win shooting 47 percent [8-of-17], Again, Kramer hit a three poin- half, I thought we did a much bet- for a conference who wore out its last night's game against Miami ter job of recognizing what de- COLLEGE BASKETBALL while holding the Redskins to 32 ter that sparked a 19-0 run by the Bowling Green (50) welcome in Detroit's Joe Louis University. percent [7-of-22] and were able to Redskins. BG was unable to fense they were throwing at us." fg ft rb Arena. Mike Swanson, Ray Lynch, and stay within three at the half, score until there was under five The Redskins exchanged mln in a in » o I a pflp Was the change that great of a George Finney flat out busted buckets with BG as both teams Komivei 28 2-7 1-1 0-1 3 2 5 21-18. minutes remaining, but by then K-Ruminiki 25 3-4 0-2 14 2 2 6 success? No, not really. their tails to beat the Redskins. "I thought that in the first half, Miami was up 18 points. played strong defense to keep the Sleaple 15 0-0 04) 0-2 0 0 0 The crowds were dismal, and Maybe head coach Jim Larran- we didnt put enough points on "I was in a rythym," Kramer scoring low. With 2:24 left in the Huger 37 6-15 2-2 04) 3 3 17 most of the basketball played aga can build on these three Rumell 23 2-5 04) 0-2 14 6 the board to gain control," head said. "The guys were getting me half, Miami center John Ono 3 1-2 0(1 1-10 2 2 wasn't all that exciting. players' immense desire for next coach Jim Larranaga said. "We open for me to hit the three poin- McKenna missed a shot and Swanwn IS 1-1 0-0 0-1 0 2 3 However, coming down to season. grabbed his own rebound and Lynch 16 0-0 04) 0-1 12 0 were in the game, obviously, but ters." Finney 20 4-5 04) 0-1 0 18 Columbus was a definite experi- " Miami University coach Joby you don't want to score eighteen The Redskins outrebounded laid it in to put Miami up 19-18. Ceriiier 6 0-0 0-1 04) 0 I 0 ence for myself because I was Wright has bad knees. During the points in a half. We had a number BG 34-17 for the game, but the Guard Ray Lynch missed a Miller 12 1-2 1-2 1-1 0 2 not only assigned to cover the stretch in the second half, when Falcons were able to shoot shot on offense and the Redskins TOTALS 200 20-4i 4 8 5-17 10 21 50 the Redskins were playing poorly of opportunities that we could FG - 48.8 FT% - 50.0 3pt% - 35.3 women's team, but I also had the have scored but we just didn't slightly better with a 49 percent [ took over with just under 2 Miami (63) chance to follow the men. - and letting BG back into the execute" 20-of-41] mark. Miami was minutes left in the half. Mahaffey 30 4-7 5-9 4-8 0 3 13 I was introduced to many new game - Wright jumped out of his 19-of-42 [45 percent] from the "Even though we were in the Michieli 33 3-8 4-4 4-6 3 3 II chair to display his displeasure. Sophomore Shane Kline McKenna 25 3-10 04) 2-4 116 aspects of men's basketball in the Ruminsk i hit the first basket of Held. game the first half, we were not Crow 31 1-2 5-7 1-5417 MAC. I learned that: In the process, he fell and the second half to pull the Fal- "We did not make good de- able to get in control of the Bclyeu 32 2-5 3-4 1-4 3 2 8 •Archie Fuller and "Down- strained his patellar tendon. game," Larranaga said. llackim 5 0-2 04) 04) 0 0 0 cons within one, 21-20. The Fal- cisions and turned the ball over a Beard 3 0-0 04) 04) 0 0 0 town" Sammie Brown are the It was the same tendon on the cons were able to hold the Red- number of times. That was The Falcons were able to keep Darbyihire 12 0-0 04) 1-2 110 deadliest backcourt combination opposite leg he injured during his skins scoreless for the first three critical," Larranaga said. the Redskins from getting a shot Kramer 29 6-8 04) 1-5 3 2 18 playing years. And it was the TOTALS 200 19-42 17-24 14-34 15 13 63 in the MAC. Fuller and Brown minutes of the second half until The Falcons were able to con- off until 4 seconds left on the FG* - 45.2 FT* - 70.8 3pt* - 57.1 combined for 9 three-pointers in only damage the Falcons could Miami forward Matt Kramer hit trol the pace early In the first shot clock. But when the Red- Thursday, March 11 the Toledo Rockets' 85-84 win incur on the Redskins all evening a three pointer to put Miami up half. Larranaga continued the skins missed, BG couldn't come Quarurfinlos at Baiullt Hall. Columbus over the Ohio University Bob- during their 63-50 drubbing. MWellem 65. «6 Eailem 57 24-20. use of the platooning substitution up with the defensive board and *5 Toledo 85. «4 Ohio 84, OT cats. Thankfully, Bowling Green Kramer was 6-of-7 [86 percent] pattern, switching groups for the Miami got 45 more seconds to • I Ball Stale 77. «8Kenl 57 won't get totally embarrassed from behind the arc as he racked first time with 14:47 left in the run their offense. «2 Miami XX. «7 Bowling Green "Gary Trent, the league's during this tournament. up a game- high 18 points. His half. Everyone except senior But this time forward George Freshman of the Year, and The women's team tips off at shooting percentage from 3 point guard Michael Huger left the Finney fouled forward Jamie Friday. March 12 unanmimious first team Al 1 MAC" 2:00 today. Semifinals at Btllelle Hall. Columbus. Ohio range tied a tournament record. game as BG was carrying a 7-5 Mahaffey who hit both shots Toledo vi. Ball Slate selection, is the biggest punk in Erik I'upillo is assistant sports "He really did give us a spark," lead. from the charity stripe to go up Western Michigan VS. Miami the conference. editorfbr The News.

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Hol- sports writer playoffs for the first time in team zinger finished with 53 points history last season. But first, BG and 29 goals to lead the Falcons. The gymnstics team take has to beat Western Michigan Pronger and Harkins tied with 43 on Eastern Michigan Satur- back-to-back - a feat they have points with Pronger scoring 22 day in their last home and not accomplished since the goals to Harkins' 17. regular meet of the season. 1990-91 regular season with 5-1, Goaltender Aaron Ellis is fa- Although the Eagles are 3-0 victories. miliar with the Broncos this currently ranked second in "For us to get to Joe Louis season, starting in all three pre- the MAC, head coach [Arena], we have to go through vious contests (1-2). Ellis com- Charles Simpson is confi- Kalamazoo," head coach Jerry piled a 12-9-1 overall record, dent that BG will meet their York said. along with a 3.70 goals allowed challenges. BG has compiled a 39-23-2 average and a saves percentage "I think we'll do real (.628) record in CCHA playoff ac- of .887. For his performance, well," Simpson said. "We've tion, good for fourth all-time be- Ellis earned CANSTAR CCHA been working hard on our hind Michigan State, St. Louis All-Rookie Team honors. routines this week and we'- and Lake Superior. Western "It's a compliment to Aaron's re very consistent. Michigan is seventh with a play this year," York said. "When Whatever the results may 16-21-2 (.4360) record. he elected to come here, he knew be, it won't be a blowout." But the Broncos own a 7-4 re- there were three goaltenders in Gymnast Jennifer Nacca cord when hosting during the our program and he said 'Hey, I'll agrees that the meet should playoffs. The Broncos also come here and I'll compete.' He be a good one. topped the Falcons in the season has a lot of confidence in him "It'll be close," Nacca series 2-1 with twin 5-3 victories self." ThcBGNcwi/TlmN. said. "They have the in Kalamazoo. BG topped the The Broncos are lead by left BG center Mike Hall scores and celebrates against Spartan goaltender Mike Buzak In the Falcons' 6-2 highest score in the MAC, Broncos 6-4 at the Ice Arena in wing Chris Brooks and center Pat victory. BG travels to Western Michigan Friday night for CCHA first round action. but that doesn't matter. It's early January. Ferschweiler. Brooks' 44 points [ our last home meet, so we'll Beating Western Michigan in 21-23-44] ranked as the highest Defenseman Scott Chattier an- frew maintains a 3.84 GAA and a the CCHA, Miami (22-3-5) hosts be pumped up." Kalamazoo is not an impossible output by a freshman this season, chors the Bronco defensive unit .881 saves percentage, while Ohio State (3-25-2), Michigan Simpson stated that the task, as Miami proved last earning him a spot on the CAN- and earned a spot on the all- Brown owns a 3.68 GAA and a (23-5-2) hosts Notre Dame upperclassmen and seniors season. The Redskins busted the STAR CCHA All-Rookie Team. rookie team. His 28 points .884 saves percentage. (5-23-2), Lake Superior (20-5-5) will be honored at this Broncos 3-1 and 4-3 in the first Ferschweiler [14-19-33] garnered [6-22-28] was highest among On the power play, the Broncos hosts Illinois-Chicago (8-20-2), meet, so a large crowd will round. CCHA Defensive Player of the freshman defensemen in the rank second in the league at 24.9 Michigan State (18-10-2) hosts league. be expected. "We match up well with them," Week honors for his perform- percent and 47 power play goals. Kent State (10-19-1), Western Goaltenders Brian Renfrew In penalty killing, they rank The meet begins at 1 p.m. York said. "We're going in with a ance on the penalty killing unit, Michigan (17-11-2) hosts Bowling and Craig Brown share the net- fourth at 81.9 percent. 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Way to sol Thanks! 11. ■ 111111111(. 111 UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO March 12,1993 The BG News Hockey needs a tune-up Falcons to face I wont deny that I'm a huge 1. Wayne Gretzky 6. It's too damn cold! Football 14. Ice skates aren't in the tough arch rival basketball fan. 2. Fighting is allowed to be played in the same "hype gear" category as It Is my passion in sports, I 3. Fraternity hockey cold - it's an outdoor sport! basketball shoes. It would be admit. I love everything about With that accomplished, I But doesn't it seem odd to awkward and actually quite the game from CYO to NBA, move onto the slightly more watch an event inside an arena dangerous to visit techno night Toledo Rockets from city streets to full-house extensive list, "Reasons Why that is purposely freezing? at Uptown in a pair of Air coliseums. Hockey is Wack." Steelblades. by Mark Leonard DeChant slipped past their opening-round 15. Hockey is related to fig- I'm not a one-dimensional 1. There is not enough scor- 7. Hockey uses a puck. It will sports writer tournament foe, Ohio University. sports writer, though. I also en- ing. Not unlike World Cup Soc- never compare to the "big ure skating. UT likes to win ball games us- joy football and baseball, and cer, a score of 3-0 is considered three" until it gets some balls. 16. On the pro level, hockey ing defense. Currently, the even diminutive sports such as a blowout. I consider it a field players can't even compare to When the women's basketball Rockets are ranked number one golf, tennis, and, ahem, track. goal. 8. You have to listen to two those of other sports in terms team faces the University of in the MAC in field goal percent- But one sport of which I have national anthems before the of overall athleticism. No NHL Toledo this afternoon in the MAC age defense (38.1 percent). For- never been a big fan is hockey. game. player could athletically match tournament, it will have more tunately for BG fans, the Falcons I'm not really sure why it has up to Michael Jordan, Barry than just five players to contend shoot 52 percent from the field, never tickled my fancy. Mark Leonard DeChant 9. Goalies are dumb. Well, Bonds, or Deion. with. average 83 points a ball game, I'm originally from New not the guys themselves, but 17. The NHL Ail-Star Game. It must deal and own a team scoring margin 18. Did I mention Pitts- York, but not the blustery, the concept. This is related to with the UT of plus ] 6 hockey-crazed upstate area. I Reason Number One. Every - burgh...? legend. While statistics can give a 19. Hockey has no variance moved to Cleveland, where in- time it looks like a player The Rockets rough sketch of a team, numbers terest in the sport usually might score, this goalie has to in the manner of scoring. You (13-6,18-9) won can't predict what will happen fades after Saint Eds or Padua be a buzzkill and shun the puck can't nail a three-pointer, ram last year's Mid- between these two teams. BG wins the state title. Basically, I from its destination. Hockey home a dunk, smash a homer, American Con- swept the Rockets this season, have quietly made it through * could be massively improved boot a field goal, or toss a long ference tour- after Toledo won both contest life without making a home of if, as in basketball, goaltending bomb. Nope. You can just slap nament, and last year. the ice rink. was outlawed. in a goal. That's all. Slap in a the Falcons "Toledo is playing very good As far as the BG hockey goal. Those four words could (18-1, 23-4) ball," Clark continued. "They're 10.1 can't believe Pittsburgh Clark team goes, I'm a pretty big fan. describe an entire season. aren't taking probably the toughest they've Whether or not the sport - or has a good team! 20. I'm no good at it. anything for granted. been all season. the team - is any good, I love 2. The Pittsburgh Penguins 11. The refs wear helmets. I Well, there you have it. An "It is Toledo's tournament," "They are our rival. We have strong athletic traditions. And are good. It is a stretch to be- know it is for their own protec- entirely unbiased, objective Clark said. "They are still the de- been two teams that have been attending Falcon hockey lieve that any team from that tion, but I think it looks queer. assessment of hockey. When fending champions and we need very successful in the league. games, as I found out early in city is decent, never mind a 12. Any city can land a pro the two lists are compared it to realize that. We need to go in Two good progams will be match- champion. my freshman year, is a sacred team (except Cleveland). I appears that "Wack" traits and take the game from them." ing up." ritual that all must experience. equate hockey in Tampa Bay have outscored "Cool" traits, "It will be an honor to play Tip-off of the game is 2:00 p.m. However, the overall game ~ 3. Two people can record an and San Jose to bobsledding in 20-3. Hmmmm, 20 to 3. them," junior center Lori Albers with the winner advancing to the especially on the professional assist on each goal. There is no Jamaica said. "We have to show them that championship game against the level ~ excites me about as apparent reason for this rule, 13. Thugs get picked on. I'm Now that would be a hockey we're going to be the champions winner of the Kent-Miami mat- much as Howards. except to perhaps boost scor- not advocating cheating, but game. this year, just as they were last chup. While the Falcons are ex- Trying to be as impartial as ing records. it's unfair to penalize the pugi- year." pected to win the tournament possible, I have made two lists listic. Remember, fighting was Mark Leonard DeChant is a After a disappointing regular handily, no one will be looking about the game of hockey. The 4. Deion Sanders doesn't play one of the many good aspects of sophomore journalism major, season, the Rockets find them- past today's game. first list is entitled "Reasons hockey. hockey. So why must the refs who is hoping to avoid getting selves in the midst of a hot Why Hockey is Cool." Here are ruin our fun by tossing the bashed at Mark's this weekend streak. "You still have to have respect the entries: 5. A lot of Russians do. goons in the box? by any hockey players. They closed the regular season for your opponents and that's ex- with consecutive wins, then actly what we have for Toledo." Classifieds The BG News

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Phi Eta Sigma members and one guest Lenhart Grand Ballroom Friday, March 126-ypm ATTN.OSEA MEMBERS Uptown CITY EVENTS Nomination forms tor 1993-04 executive officer PIZZA and PRIZES "PHIMU"PHIMU" positions am du* TOOAYIM Picas* turn in Congratulations to Samantha Specnl on being forms St 410 Education. Ramsmbsr. elections a Resident Advisor in Dunbar n*xt yaw. •nil be Tuesday. March 161 The Beauty ol Scandanavia •*'d*r*k wollgram**" "PHI MU " PHI MU" Its Food. Hs Culsjr*. Its P*opl* "campue poUyeyee" Com* and Enpy Friday March 12 •Saturday, M 3,9:30p.m.- "PHI MU" PHI MU" 7-9<»pm on tw 11th Itoor ON*nhau*r WMI. Congratukams ID Dawn Barnnger and Heather Its Scand*vavtan Cotfo* Hour. Sponsored by Been*' on making Rho Chr's We will miss you M World Student Association during rush. CONGRATULATIONS RIDES ~PHIMU"PMIMU" • Abortion through to the following HEALING PEACE OF ART WORKSHOP "PHI MU " PHI MU" 20 weeks How can art be used lo bring about social Get psyched for the sisterhood Ihis Saturday ATTENTION SPRING BREAKERSI women selected as change lor justice? How can art be used as a Meet al the house al eight and get ready lo I need mon*y tor gas • I'm broke I • Morning after healing force? Find out' Hear on* parson's ex- skate. Call il you need a nde to OriandorKissIm**. 1993 penance and create tor yourself Sun.. March "PHIMU-PHIMU" treatment Room tor 21 Call Sout*r 352 5108. Rush Counselors!!! 14.1-3pm 1107 Fin* Arts. "PHIMU-PHIMU" Sponsored by Pesos Coalition's Psac* Stud Congratulalioni to Beth HodakievK on being JAMAICA $429 IBS Program. PROUD TO Dawn Barringer SERVICES OFFERED elected Public Relations tor UAOI Way lo go CANCUN $429 Heather Bossier JOURNALISM SCHOLARSHIPS Bethlll BE PRO-CHOICE Deadline March 19 "PHIMU"PHIMU" FLORIDA $119 Susan Boyd 16 N. Huron Forms in 302 and 319 Wast Hall SKYDIVE IN BOWLING GREEN, OHIO •KKG-KKG-KKG- Heather Cassidy Toledo. Oh. 43604 Student Council tor E xcspBonal ChUdmn Classes starling soon. Sudani and group dis- WakwaourVTPSI counis. Visa A Masiercard 352-5200. Keep up th* good work. Phone Michelle Corcoran March 14 General Meeting (419) 255-7769 or E lecDon tor new officers Leslie Craig I -800 EMPLOYEES ON T Deluxe (or any 5 items) ft 1 Pop Nicky Pohlman * - 7" Cheese Pizzas («». it. so« for both) Melissa Recher CAMPUS. UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO Any Large Sub ft 1 Pop Jennifer Rossetti * * Breadsticks, Small Salad and 1 Pop $3.50! Trade Skrobacs COME JOIN AND PLAY Urge Chef or Taco Salad ft 1 Pop Audrey Snyder •SET YOUR OWN • Your choice of wine style £«. It. on r - «J< ts. Lori Spence HOURS. IN THE •* Lara Stoddard WINGS- 10-J350 • 20-$6°o • 30-$8*° • 40-$10c Tiffany Trenor TWISTER TOURNAMENT MIID'HOT-BBO Tricia VTahos GAIN VALUABLE March 13th from 11A.M. through 5P.M. Dana Wargacki EXPERIENCE IN at the Student Services Heather Wells SALES. * Forum 6 MORE GREAT VALUES! Betsy Willhelm * $1per O • <# 2 large 1 Item Pizzas (««.it.tics.parpkaa) u..,. Chr%iet» APPLY AT * person Prizes 1 Large 1 Item Pizza ft 20 WINGS *"" *■■»■»»■ <2||STE* 1st-$150 1 Large 2 Item Pizza ft Small 1 Item Pizza mm ;'214 WEST HALL* 1 X-Large 2 Item Pizza ft 10 WINGS I Sign-up in Cot® Jft r—^ B 2nd-$75 * OR CALL * I office, 330 Union. ~ *-—' ** 2 Medium 2 Item Pizzas («*. IL TS< M. P*I plus) I March 1st-12th ^B (^> <| 3rd-$50 1 Medium 2 Item Pizza A 20 WINGS * 372-2606 * (Offer subject lo change) TT& ••*••••** UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO The BG News March 12,1993

HEYOBEEKSI KAPPA DELTA ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT - fisher- Restaurant help. Subway. Pan-time Apply at Carty Rentals'352-7385 Got Ready to Gamble! JAIL-N-BAIL ies Earn $600./week in canneries or Perrysburg 26611 Rt. 25 or 10677 Rt 20 and 2 and 6 bdrm. apis 93-94 school year. 9 8 12 CONGRATULATIONS "Greek. Weak TO" JAIL-N-BAIL $4.000wmonth on fishing boats Free trans- 75. mo. leases. Reasonable summer rates. Office Scott Hosto A Ed Cunningham JAIL-N-BAIL portation' Room 8 BoardlMale or Female For at316 E. Merry 83 Open 10-5. Call for Info or are the winners of UAO's Spring Break T-shirt JAIL-N-BAIL employment program call 1-208-545-4155 ait. Design Contest. Get tut awesome t-shirl tor Heyl What are you doing Sunday. March 14th SPP' JAIL-N-BAIL A5544. FOR SALE at 4 00' Weil, if you are a cool member of Or- GEORGETOWN MANOR APTS only (8.00 in the Union Foyer starting Mon JAIL-N-BAIL der of Omega, you'll be at the Pis Psi house lor Camp Counselors Wanted: 800 THIRD ST. March 15lrom 10-4. Buy your tickets in the Union or Education our fun, fun, fun meeting! Magnificent coed weight toaa. NOW RENTING FOR '993-94 2-BR 8 1BR Congratulations Bathany Barry hill AXO on your Bldg.Onlytl. 1984 Ford Mustang LX All sports, crafts, sewing, ceramics, UNITS WELL-MAINTAINED. FULLY FURNI INTRAMURAL SOCCER OFFICIALS Air, cats, dean int. raoant pinning to Steva Venoennk OTD. KAPPA DELTA computers. WSIs, theatre, piano, dance, SHED. SCHOOL YEAR AND 12 MO. NEEDED MANDATORY CLINIC, TUESDAY. Call 1-381-0856. Lova. JAIL-N-BAIL aerobics, weight training, nfiery. LEASES. REASONABLE RATES. ALL UTILI MARCH 18, 7 9 PM IN THE FIELD HOUSE Eon a Holly MARCH 11,1993 TURF ROOM APPLY IN 130 FIELD HOUSE backpacking, kitchen, office. TIES INCLUDED. ACT EARLY. PHONE KAPPA SK3 OEE GEE KAPPA SIG DEE GEE REVENGE IS SWEET Camp Shane. Ferndale. NY 12734. 1986 Pontiac Grand Am. $2000. Call 352-4968 rTCHY, D.K.. POTSY ANO HOGAN. MTRAMURAL ENTRIES DUE COED BOWL 212877 4644 353-0546. ask for Beth. SOUTH PADRE ISLAND Houses lor Rent WE HOPE YOU LKE OUR COOL LITTLE ING MARCH 15: MENS 8 WOMEN'S SCO Party with the Bestll CAMP COUNSELOR 23" Zenith Color TV Console 12 mo. leases-May or Aug. SLOGAN CER-MARCH 18. COED 3-PITCH SOFT Hotels or Condoe with Party/Activity Package Camp counselors wanted for our summer day 11 yrs.old Good condition $100060 Tenant pay utilities • 1 mo. dep. THINGS CANT GET ANY BETTER THAN BALL-MARCH 30: MEN'S SNGLS/COED off beach start at Si 7 Per PersorvPer Night, camp, Camp Cricket Serves children with and Call 287-4915 734 Elm, 4 bdrm . 2 bath. 1700/Aug. THIS," DBLS TENNIS-MARCH 31 ALL ENTRIES Sunchase and Saida units starting at $24 Per 217 S College. 3 bdrm. $550. Aug W1TH FOUR HOT GEE GEES YOU CANT DUE BY 4:00 PM. IN 130 FIELD HOUSE. without disabilities. Counselors responsible tor Person/Per Night. Taies not included camper leadership and program planning 233 W. Merry, 4 bdrm, with loft. $660/Aug. RESIST. - CHEAPI FBI/U.S. SEIZED IRISH CLUB IRISH CLUB I 800-645-6786. Call after 5pm ONLY 352-2330, or 354-2854 Some personal care required. Must be a high 89 MERCEDES $200 OUR KAPPA SIGS WILL BE THE MEN OF SI Patricks Day school gradual* w/ a strong desire to work 88 VW $50 THE HOUR Green Carnation Sale THIS WEEKEND: KEVIN COSTNER AS THE w/children. preferably in a leadership role. Re- 87MERCEDES $100 Houses, 1 62bdrm.apts. WHEN THE NIGHT IS THROUGH. WEIL Monday. March 8 oil Friday March 12 BODYGUARD, WITH NEW MOM WHITNEY CLIMB THE SMOKE STACK TOWERI HOUSTON. FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, liable and ability to assume responsiNiry. In- 65 MUSTANG $50 9 month, year and summer leases. Education Lobby 10am 4pm terested persons call 885-5733, or stop by tie SATURDAY NIGHT IS ALMOST HERE. 7:30PM, 8:45 PM AND MIDNIGHT. JUST Choose from thousands starting $50 352-7454 IRISH CLUB' IRISH CLUB Ability Center of Greater Toledo. 5605 Monroe SOGETEXCrTEDTODRINKSOME I $1 JO IN 210 MSC. SPONSORED BY UAO. FREE lnformalon-24 Hour Hotline LOVE. YOUR DEE GEE DATES St m Sylvania. Ohio "Equal access to pro- 801-379-2929 Copyright SOH029410 KELLY, JULIE. CAROL AND JANE N'e not too Uriel To the Best Bar Hone around gams, services and employment is available to ROYHOLLOWAV all persons. Those applicants requiring acco- JOHN NEWLOVE REAL ESTATE King size waterbed. small pedestal, neater, 319 E WoosterSt. You can still buy tickets tor Kappa Delta Jailn- Good luck Sal. night in La Boheme modatjon to the interview process should con- ne-.mar.iuss $45 00 Ca:■ 3f,2-iQ/7 (across from Taco Bell) Bail. Arrest anyone who's ever crossed you. I love you and I wish you the Best tact the Director of Human Resources at tie KAPPA SIGMA KAPPA SIGMA SUMMER 8 FALL RENTALS Tickets are being sold in the Union or Educa- LOVE, IVY address above." New t Used car stereo equipment (Radios. Over 500 units with tion Blag for only St.00. speakers, amps, etc ) Call Brad 372 4740 Officer ot the Week: Chris Grayem Win 2 tickets to the Caribbean Association seeks to have a reggae Super Locations Revenge is Sweet music program on local campus radio. We can Brothers of the Week: Dave Hoover NCAA Basket ball Tournament New Giant Racing Bike Look Pedals. Profile II CALL Steve Bailey fvsdwest Regional Games 1 A 2 support/assist any serious minded d.J. Call bars. FOLite saddle Cateye Micro Pump & 354-2260 Non-Active ol (he Week Join The Reprobates" at Campus Pollyeyes 352-7143 it interested. Bottle cages Worth $800. sell for $500 Reid Lamberfy for some good beer and good music. LIVE! Six action packed games! Computer operator. Part-time. 10-15 372-7489. After6call 843 2591 (Frank). Landscape design and construction company. Sun.. Mar 14,startingot9p.m. ^^ March 19th and 21st. 1993 Hoosierdome KAPPA SIGMA KAPPA SIGMA hours/week. Computer operator position. Pre- TREK 360 RACING Bike, excellent condition. Flexible work scheduling 668-7865 Reffle tickets are $1 ea. or 8V$S Kappa • Pi Phi • Kappa vious experience not required. Hours will be $160. negotiable. Winner will receive tickets for 2 for both days One Bedroom Apartment Live music every Wednesday & Saturday. from 1 AM to 7 AM on varying days. Apply in The sisters of Kappa Kappa Gamma would like On Sale Now in the Math Science Center. All Turbo Graphics 16 game system & 6 games. Available 61.93 9:30-12:301 Come check us outll person. Mid Am Inc. Operation Center. 1851 N. to thank rite sisters of Pi Beta Phi for an awe- proceeds to benefit the Univensty Bands Many extras $100 Call Michael 352-2635. Furnished, $310/month Campus Pollyeyes 440 E Court 352 9638 some Monmoulh Duo' Research Drive. Bowling Green. 1 -75 to exit Sponsored by Kappa Kappa Psi and Tau Beta located near campus at 215 East Poe Kappa Kappa Gamma would also like to thank 18' EOE. Sigma. Road, laundry facilities available Omlcron Delta Kappa Kathy Harrison. Jen Ayras, and Annette Burg CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING Earn FOR RENT Call Vlckl 353-8800 Are you a campus leader excelling in at least tor all their help with Monmouth Duo. We "DEREK WOLFGRAM- - Live at Campus Pol- $2.000wmonth - world travel (Hawaii. Mex- couln't have done it without you' Thanksl lyeyes, 440 E. Court. Sat., March 13, ico, the Caribbean, etc.) Holiday. Summer and one ol the following areas'' Scholarship, Athlet- R.E. Management 9:30-12:30. Career employment available. No experience ics, Social Service. Journalism, and CreaDve Kappa Delta' Alpha Sigma Phi Need to sublease 2 bdrm. apt. ASAP Campus necessary For employment program call Arts, if you are. than we want YOU! Applica- Congratulations to Sue Pettlt on her lavalienng shuttle. Pool Apt. next to laundry. Heat paid "Quality Off-Campus Housing" 1-208-634-0468 exl.C5544. tions available m 405 Student Services Dead- toMkeSegna. WANTED $430 per month Up to 3 people Call Christine 113 Railroad St. line - March 19th SOOp m. Love. Your Sisters Customer Sales/Service 353-2227. (nexttoKinko'sl Omlcron Oena Kappa $8 25 to start 382-9302 Coat found Friday night at Pike House. Call 1 or 2 subieasers needed for Summer 1*3. 4 Work FT or FT 10-40 hrsAnk. Flex, schedule Stop in for a complete 354-5403 to claim it. Christian male roommate wanted. bdrm. house on Clough. 1 block from campus around classes. Start ai entry level w/ career Summer 8 Fall Housing List' Order of Omega $100 per month. Call Debbie or Lou al 352-8720. Flt-For-All Aerobics- Dance tor the Heart! advancement available. No door-to-door or General Meeting Sunday. March 14th 353-3434 ask for Dave. at me Phi Ps. house. 4:00. When: 9am - noon. Saturday. March 13 telemarketing. No exp. needed. College schol- 1-4 subieasers for new townhouse. 2 car ga- All old and new members Where: Student Rec Center arships awarded. Interview at main office and rage. 3 bedrooms and balcony Great summer Special Spring Rates encouraged to attend! How: collect sponsors or donate S5 Female non-smoker needed for Fall. Great work locally. Application into -419-321-5365 home Rentneg Cal'354 84?6. ask for Keith For more information call 372-7482 house, own room. $185 4 utilities. Close to Order ot Omega Earn cash stuffing envelopes at home. All ma- 12 month leases starting May 15.1993 campus Must be friendly, fun and responsible. Spnng semester leases. terials provided. Send SASE to P.O Box 9643 530 Manville - 3 Br House - $390 . Util Call Chrmel at 352-5515 ASAP. Pertonellted Graduation Announcements! Heading for EUROPE this summer? Jel there Springfield. MO 65801. 605 Fifth Apt. A - 4 Br. - $600 00 • UtJl 2 blocks away, pool, clubhouse anytime for only $169 from East Coast. $229 Female roommates to share house for 'W-'Qs 605 Fifth Apt. B - 2 Br. - $310 00 » Util Available at the University Bookstore. Indicates EASY ASSEMBLY any hours. $339 84 week, from Mdwest (when available) with AIRHITCHI school year (own room). Rent is $155/month * 609 Fifth • 2 Br. House - $450. ♦ Util name, degree and major Deadline tor order is family ol 3 earns $4417.92 monthly. FREE In- Village Green Apartments (Reported in Let's Go18 NY Times.) Steve Smith-352-8917 3543533 March 29.1993. Order Today'! utilities Call Alicia at 3530130. formation^ Hour Hotline 801-379-2900 Co AIRHITCH (r) 212-864-2000. Phi Sig Phi Sig Need 1 female roommate to sublease for pynghu OHO 29452 summer. Rent is $207.50 No deposit. Please 2 Bedroom furnished apartment available 4 bedroom house, unfurnished, 1/2 block from CONGRATULATIONS!! HELP WANTED Help Prevent Child Abuse call Taraal 353-4301. August '93, near campus Laundry lacllltlee campus. Available Aug I6tor i2montr> lease. Brothers of the Week: Become one of the HIGHEST PAID Student Buy your tickets tor on premises. Only $370/month. Call 1 -885-6307 after 8 p.m. Dave Ruble. Aaron Westwick Roommate wanted tor 93-94 school year. Employees on campus I Set your own hours Jeff Businger Jail-n-Bail nowl Call 353-5800 9-4 p.m. or leeve meaaage Only $t. All proceeds go to School onented male. and gain VALUABLE EXPERIENCE IN Athlete of the Week Leave message 372 1660 SALES' Apply at 214 West Hall or call SPRING SALE Dave Ruble hate prevent child abuse. Apartment Pncee Lowered! 372-2806. Cariy Rent al a ' 382-7388 S2S off per monti Phi Sig Phi Sig Roommate wanted to share furnished home in 2 bedroonvi bath apis. Sig Ep DG Hint 8 KurtSig Ep DG Very close to campua Get Ready for the time of your lives BG. Male grad preferred. 352-1631 or Painters wanted, experienced or will train. Winttirop Terrace North 354-6701. OMce located 316 E. Merry 8310-8. RECREATIONAL SPORTS SPRING BIATM- You know you "can't get any better than this". Cleveland area. Interviewing over Spring offer good thru April 10 LON Love, Dawn and Jaime WANTED Toyota, 1 owner truck or car. Break. Call 216-946-8271. ask for Tom. 'call lor details Apartments - Clean, spaoous, 2 bdrm, turn, WlnthropTe The biathlon includes a 1/2 mile swim and a P.S. Kurt • thanks tor dinner! Must be AUTOMATIC' Hans -1 soil have one surprise loft' Summer help wanted. Experienced bar per- w/dishwasher. Most utilities paid. Call 352-9.05 5K run. Awards ft prizes!! 885-2737. sons and waitresses. Rumrunners in the Flats. 354-0401 or823-6015fOrinto. Male/femaleco eateam entries. Sign up at SigEpDGSigEpDGSigEpDG Call for an appointment (216) 696-6070 and the Field House (Intramural Office) Deadline is (216)885-5063 Apnl 7lh For more information call 372-7482 SIGMA KAPPA HELP WANTED APARTMENTS SPRING SALE Congratulations Telemarketing positions now available. Must 801 THIRD S2S of! per moniti SAE SPORTS SAE be reliable and motivated guaranteed Grads 12 month lease 1 bedroonvi battiapts. House of Champlone Tame Gladwish SISTER Of THE WEEK $425rhr. ♦ commission. Minimum ol 15 704FIFTH Summit Terrace Apis. Bawling Champa! $200 $500 WEEKLY hours/week. Evenings and weekends re- 9 mo.. 12 mo., & summer leases offer good thru April 10 Curling Ctumpal Assemble products at home. Easyl No selling. quired. Apply Monday through Fnday after 4 710SEVENTH 'can for details Racquet bell Champa! Sigma Phi E pel Ion You're paid direct. Fully Guaranteed FREE In- pm at 113 N Main 12 month leases Whtthrop Terrace Phi Alpha Alhleleel Sig Ep Sam Says: 'OneMore Week"" formation^ Hour Hotline 801 -370-2900 Co- Ebsco Telemarketing Service 352 3448 352-9135 SAE SPORTS SAE Sigma Phi Epallon pyright HOH0294S0.

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Julie & Todd Jen & Jason Katy & Todd Stacey & Dave Dina & Sean Steph & Josh Kari & date Christen & Scott Hilary & Duante Stephanie & Mike Shelby & Brad Leslie & Bob Heather & Dave Stacey & Ryan Krista & Eric Lorin & Adam Tracy & Mike Melissa & Brad Gail & Rodney Beth & Tom Peace & Steven Anna & Michael Stacey & Craig Jackie & Josh Michelle & Joshua Mayo & Chad Erin & Troy Cathi & Roy Melanie & Mike Carrie & "the loser" Stacey & Doug Susan & Grayem Keri & Christopher Carrie & Derek Shonna & Matt Nicole & Michael Missy & Steve Kirsten & Jason Jen & Tim Katie & Craig Lyric & Josh Tasha & Joe Jen & Jeff Ass & Smack Carol & Potsy Elizabeth & Jason Kulee & Joe Suzy & Shawn Jane & Hogan Jen & Frank Dina & Al Kelly & Jay Kelly & Itchy Kristen & Tom Kristi & Drew Danica & John Julie & D.K. Stacy & Brian Amy & Aimee Stephenie & Anthony Amy & Jerome Stephanie & Chris Dee & Kit Lisa & Paul Tricia & Scot Robin & Mike Danielle & Jamey Jody & Mike Erin & Steven Melanie & Damien Chelsea & Rick Jamie & Jim Carey & Tom Denise & Goofy Kathy & Brian Angela & Matt Monica & Kurt Callie & Brian Julie & Rick Cindy & Terry Carrie & Bill Katie & Jeremy Holly & Dan Traci & Paul Audra & Rick EMM&AMB Julie & Weisen Pam & Josh Tiffany & Fran Wendy & Rick Heather & Mark Kay & Jim Jaime & Kurt Robyn & Kenny Meredith & Kris Heidi & Greg Dawn & Hans Holly & J.R. Tricia & Chad Bethany & Dave Allison & Scott Kelly & Kyle Jen & Mike Jodi & Greg LeBlanc & Fisher Megan & Dave Aimee & Bugs Jenean & Ted Robin B. & Dave D. Sara & Cheeser Melissa & Jon Megan & Dan Leah & Rich Beth & Mike Jen & Jon Lucia & Frank Sue & Kevin Lisa & Scott Amy & Reid Maura & Joe Cristy, Jen, Karen, Jenny & Dave AT/ASA Saturday, March 13, 1993

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% NSIDER m i Friday, March 12,1993 g Volume six, Issue Seven i i I iI i iI i The 70s: the decade that 1 9 refuses to die is s n,in» The Fighting Irish INSIDER 'Hostage' examines patriotism and loyalty amidst turmoil MAGAZINE dience In a little more and places it closer to the play's geographic lo- EDITOR-IN-CHIEF cation. Meg's character is portrayed by Kirk Pavellch Mary Brucker. As always, Bruck- er's performance continues to stand out above the rest. Meg runs MANAGING EDITOR the Irish pub and keeps after all Jane Kllgore who stay there. In Brucker's char- acter portrayal, Meg Is delivered as a strong woman who has seen both the good and the bad times. ARTpiRBCTQR Laurel Pajer Pat (Erich Offenburg) is the male byMelinda C. Monhart half in charge of running the pub. Insider tfiearre critic Offenburg presents Pat as the man who knows a little about everything STAFF WRITERS and has a song or tale for anyone Dave Baskind Come take a walk on the Irish side. The Hostage, written by Insidcr/kaon Komykowski Curt Conrad Brendan Behan, offers a tale of The Hostage' will be Pictured from left to right In a scene from The Hostage are: Erich Offenberg, Courtney B. Gangemi another land, where one young Brooke Vimtrup, Mary K. Brucker, and Jason Smith. man will lie In the midst of the tur- showing March 12 and Dorian Halkovlch moil that surrounds him. 13 at 8 p.m. and March Finally, there Is the title charac- The message behind this pro- David Huffman The Hostage, directed by Jonas 14 at 2 p.m. in the Joe E. ter, Leslie (Ben Organ), and the girl duction is patriotism and loyalty. Nissen, is set in Ireland around he falls in love with, Theresa (Mi- It's about dying for the cause of a Jason Hunt 1964 to 1965 and takes place at Brown Theatre, located chelle Johnson). Leslie Is the young belief so strong that it runs thick the time when the Irish Republican English soldier who was captured through one's blood. Also worth Mellnda Monhart Army was starting to dwindle and on the first floor of on the border. Organ shows the mentioning is Jason Smith as Rio Mary Okom lose major support. All of the ac- University Hall. All seats audience the loneliness and confu- Rita. His comical performance tion unfolds before the audience in are $3 and reservations sion that Leslie experiences as a helps to lighten up some of the Jacqueline Porter an Irish pub where a young English prisoner. production's serious overtones. soldier has been kidnapped by a can be made by calling Theresa is only 19 years old and The Hostage will be showing Scott Rowe group of rebels. 372-2719. has been raised In a convent. As an March 12 and 13 at 8 p.m. and Ross Weltzner The ethnic music heard orphan, Theresa brings Leslie and March 14 at 2 p.m. In the Joe E throughout the production evokes herself closer together because he Brown Theatre, located on the first an impulse to get up and Join In the who will listen. He has more than Is an orphan as well. This is the floor of University Hall. All seats STAFF singing and dancing. This creates one side and shows himself as a point that serves as their connec- are $3 and reservations can be an atmosphere that draws the au- true Irishman. tion. made by calling 372-2719. PHOTOGRAPHER From the Editors... Jason Kamykowskl Hey you groovy cats, sit tight, Concerned as we are about our This Is what's hip, what's hap PRODUCTION move right and get down'cause readers' welfare, we launched a penln' - what you're most likely this week the Insider is taking you full-scale Investigation that would wearing and dancing to. Besides, ASSISTANTS to Funky town. Our fashion and put the Managing for the Future it's a good refresher course for the Butch Phillips music police tell us that our readers Task Force to shame. We harassed main event after spring break. have been getting Into the '70s everyone in town, from East Woos- Don't have a herd of cows (as one Darrick Ross scene lately like maggots to a four- ter to West, from North Main to BG News city editor often Karen Scheuer week-old slab o' rump roast. Just South. We unearthed old People suggests), but JAN BRADY (a.k.a. thinking about the whisper of bell- magazines, tortured University ex- Eve Plumb) Is coming to town!!! Eric Schmenk bottoms and the clank of faux gold perts on '70s-llke trends and We haven't had a visitor of this medallions on a hairy chest is nagged a slew of nuns (just kidding fame since, well, I'm sure it's been enough to send us screaming for - that's a flashback of another a long time. COPT EDITOR our teddy bears. cover story written long, long ago). Check it out, or we'll smell ya later. It's been a slice. Nikkl Floras Editor* Kllgofe and Pavellch

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QCMAfctt Diverse lesbian stories featured Videos part of Women's Month activities all-drag Jewel Box Revue, a well-k- /a While society tends incorrectly to the invading Europeans. Until nown and repected touring act stereotype gays and lesbians into European Intervention, homosex- from the fifties. As Storme remin- one single category, these films - uals within the tribes were held in isces with an old friend, the scene through their radically different high regard and often believed to plays like a gender-blurred parody subjects - take on the task of en- have special healing powers or of My Dinner With Andre. lightening their viewers about the used as foster parents to orphans. While the previous four videos tremendous diversity of lifestyles When was the last time you are all interesting, the best Is un- and personality types that make up thought about what it is like to be a questionably Women Like Us. the homosexual communities of gay or lesbian person in Nicara- Hot Singles: This documentary made for the the world. gua? Probably never, but Sex and BBC's Channel 4 relies on Inter- In Exposure, two Canadian les- the Sandinistas will most likely Here are the weekly charts for views with numerous lesbians, all bians, one of Asian descent, the cause you to do so. Under Sandin- of whom are older than 50. By fo- the nation's best-selling recorded other of African, discuss briefly ista rule, Nicaraguan gays and les- cusing on these experienced wom- music as they appear in next their experiences of coming out bians were asked to help with AIDS en, director Suzanne Neild is able week's issue of Billboard maga- (personally and publicly recogniz- education and actively went Into zine. Reprinted with permission. to paint a first-hand portrait of by David Hullman ing their homosexuality). Though the streets handing out condoms. what it has meant to grow up a les- Insider film critic the video Is not even 10 minutes in But now they face government (Platinum signifies more than bian In the 20th century. Some of length, their dialogue is able to suppression and discrimination these women tried to live in unsuc- 1 million copies sold; Gold signi- touch upon their links as lesbians under the new, conservative presi- fies more than 500,000 copies cessful marriages and are now As part of the Women's Studies and also address their differences dent. Their struggle to find person- grandmothers; others have been sold.) Program's month-long series of ac- because of their heritages. They al freedoms and a singular national out all of their adult lives. Their sto- tivities highlighting lesbian history are not only racial minorities; they identity are the highlights of this ries of personal struggle are com- are sexual minorities as well. film. 1."Informer," Snow(Ea- and culture, five videos will be pelling and sometimes sad. shown on Saturday, March 13. This duality Is explored deeper in Female Impersonators are hardly These exceptional videos will be stwest) This educational and entertaining Honored by the Moon, a video rare, especially with Dame Edna shown tomorrow starting at 7 p.m 2."Nuthin'but a'G'Thang," that examines the situation of gay taking America by storm. Dr. Dre (Death Row) series of films from Women Make in the Gish Film Theater and are Movies explores a wide range of Is- and lesbian Native Americans. However, the issue of male imper- free and open to all. A second se- 3."FreakMe,"Silk(Keia) Perhaps the most Interesting as- sonation is the focus of Storme: 4."A Whole New World." sues that affect the lives of lesbians ries of experimental lesbian films from many different ethnic and cul- pect of this film lies in the rev- The Lady of the Jewel Box. will be shown on April 3. Peabo Bryson & Regina Belle tural backgrounds, as well as a va- elation that homophobia was Storme DeLarverie was the "one (Columbia) taught to the Native Americans by girl" that the marquee billed in the 5.'i'm Every Woman," Whit- riety of ages. ney Houston (Arista) o."Ordinary World," Duran CINEMARK'S Duran (Capitol) Woodl»nd M»n Oauu « 7."Don't WalkAway," Jade 1234 N. Mao Sent (Giant) P.O. Box 49 8."Mr. Wendal," Arrested Bowling Green. Ohio 43402 Development (Chrysalis) # GET H 9."l Have Nothing," Whitney Houston (Arista) One week closer to spring break else can you go to win free passes? 10."Bed of Roses," Bon Jovi and the Insider Magazine Film The answer to that question is (Jambco) Trivia contest rolls on. Thank you simple. A.) Woodland Mall Cine- mas, B.) Insider Magazine. On SHAM- to all who participated last week and a special hooray to all of you to this week's quiz. who answered the questions cor- EASY (2 POINTS): Name the Top LPs: rectly. 1988 film in which Tom Cruise They were: EASY - Heathers, stars as Dustin Hoffman's younger ROCKED 1."Unplugged," Eric Clapton INTERMEDIATE - (Hey, we fooled brother. INTERMEDIATE (4 (Duck) (Platinum) some of you) Rocky 3 and not No 2." The Bodyguard' Sound- Holds Barred, MILDLY DIFFI- POINTS): William Shatner stars track," (Arista) (Platinum) CULT - Anne Archer and she killed as bad guy General Morters in the 3."Breathless," Kenny G Glenn Close In Fatal Attraction current flick Loaded Weapon (Arista) (Platinum) by shooting her in the chest, One. It's not the first bad comedy 4." 19 Naughty III," Naughty DIFFICULT - In Die Hard there parody he's been in. Name the By Nature (Tommy Boy) were 12 terrorists, their leader was other. 5."The Chronic," Dr. Dre played by Alan Rickman, and they MILDLY DIFFICULT (6 (Death Row-Interscope) seized the Nakatoml Plaza, and POINTS): Donald Sutherland 6"Some Gave All," Billy Ray ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE - The stars In the remake of this 1956 Cyrus (Mercury) (Platinum) coach In All the Right Moves science fiction classic, in which 7."3 Years 5 Months & 2 was played by Craig T. Nelson and townspeople are possessed by Days in the Life of...."Arrested the town in Pennsylvania was Am- outer-space invaders and transfor- med into pods. Name that film for Development (Chrysalis) (Plati- pipe. six points. with an num) The rules this week are the 8."Pocket Full of Kryptonite," same. You answer our questions DIFFICULT (8 POINTS): In the movie Major League, the Spin Doctors (Epic Associated) correctly, mail them to Insider Magazine's Film-Trivia Contest, Cleveland Indians defeat the New ALPHA CHI (Platinum) York Yankees and their star first 9"HardWorkin'Man," 214 West Hall or hand deliver baseman Clu Haywood for the Brooks & Dunn (Arista) them to the Maxwell House coffee can on the Insider desk in 210 American League pennant. Name St. Patrick's Day Bash 10."Lose Control," Slk(Keia) West Hall. Either way you can be- the former major leaguer who come eligible to win TWO free played the part of Clu. (Hint: He movie passes for any show you'd pitched for the Milwaukee MARCH 13, 1993 like at the Woodland Mall Cinema Brewers). Copyright 1993, Billboard- *5. Entries must be received by ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE (10 Soundscan, Inc.-Broadcast Data Thursday, March 18. POINTS): A certain actor from Systems. 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f~\ \ 11 h. k A 8."Fried Green Tomatoes," Toledo Rep offers slew (MCA-Universal) (*\v^J UUIAVIDhD 9."JFK: Director's Cut," (Warner) 10"Beethoven,"(MCA- of arts-related courses n^^ Universal) Practical Application for the Expe- by Melinda C. Monhart THE Insider staff writer rienced Actor. ■«g|g^ Video Rentals: "This is my first year with the To further educate those who adult program, but not my first year REP l."Single White Female," have a passing or passionate inter- with The Rep In teaching or act- Video Sales: (Columbia TriStar) est In the arts. The Toledo Reper- ing," Barkan said. "In The Rep 2."A League of Their toire Theatre offers a program for alone I've been Involved in 35 to Here are the weekly charts lor Own," (Columbia TriStar) both young people and adults. 40 productions, on stage, off the nation's most popular videos 3."Unlawful Entry," (Fox) The program is done year-round stage, back stage and politically." as they appear in next week's is- 4."Death Becomes Her," including four semesters. Instruc- Barkan first became involved sue of Billboard magazine. Re- (MCA-Universal) tion is provided in singing, acting, with The Rep when she moved to printed with permission. 5."Honeymoon in Vegas," dancing, stage movement, diction Toledo in the late '60s. A member (Columbia Tristar) and combat. The Rep also offers a of The Rep's board of trustees, 1." Beauty and the 6."Raising Cain," road show program. Barkan's latest roles include De- Beast, "(Disney) (MGM-Universal) According to David Henderson, siree in A Little Night Music and 2." 101 Dalmatians," (Disney) 7."Sneakers," (MCA- public relations director for The Queen Eleanor In The Lton in Universal) Rep, people do more than enjoy Winter. She holds a bachelor's de- 3."Sster Act," (Touchstone) 8."Mo' Money," (Columbia the program. gree In theatre from New York week course for young people ages 4."Cindy Crawford's Shape TriStar) "Not only do people enjoy it, a State University and a master's de- five to 17 at the University of Your Body Workout," (Good- 9."Boomerang," (Para- lot of people take it to get over gree in theatre from Wayne State Toledo. At the end of the course a Times) mount) shyness or public speaking," Hen- University. small recital Is given, and older stu- 5 "Little Memo: Adventures 10."Housesitter," (MCA- derson said. "A lot of them move "I think the adult acting is be- dents can perform a monologue or in Siumberiand," (Hemdale) Universal) up to our main stage productions.'' coming more well defined," she poem, Barkan said. 6"The Muppet Movie," (Dis- Jonnie Mack Myers, director of said. "Grownups have this I feel "It allows them to have more ney) education at The Rep, said that the stupid doing this' attitude. I'm sur- confidence in themselves. They're 7."Playboy: Sexy Lingerie Copyright 1993, Billboard faculty comprises seven teachers prised because a lot of adults I not Intimidated," Myers said. V," (Playboy) Publications, Inc. and the education program is done know asked about (the education "They learn how to win and how to at the University of Toledo. The program]." lose." program was started 12 years ago. Barkan added that her students "We try to bring In people from UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO "When I started we had 37 kids seem interested in learning about all over the country for the kids to In a year, and now we have 300 to theatre itself. work with," she said. "We evaluate 400 a year going through our pro- "I've had students express Inter- the kids." I THIS WEEKEND! gram," Myers said. est In learning more about the art Three of The Young Rep stu- The classes each meet one day a form," she said. "A lot of people dents are in London while another week. The On The Road Show are Interested in learning more student recently finished a seven- rehearses once a week while per about terminology. Classes on this month run as a cast member In Se forming in 10 to 12 shows per level get them more comfortable cret Garden on Broadway, Myers month. with their surroundings when they said. Most of the younger students "I think it helps them to be more go to see a play." have agents, are models and can able to express themselves whether According to Barkan, people often be found auditioning in New they go on to sports or medicine, who attend plays want to know York and Disney World. law, etc.," she said. more about how the play Is put Three hundred to 400 students Actress Barbara Barkan Joined together because of the current 'in- audition for the On The Road The Toledo Rep's education staff formation society." Show portion of the program. This Jan. 5 as the adult acting instructor "It's an information class that group performs for various groups for the winter semester of theatre helps people feel more comforta- who want entertainment for the classes. The adult classes run for ble around the theatre," she said. evening, according to Barkan. The nine weeks at The 10th Street "The second course is the applica- group is usually booked to perform Theatre, 16 10th St. tion of the first course onto the Broadway show tunes. Barkan teaches two classes: In- presentational skills." To register for classes, call the troduction to Acting for Adults and The Young Rep offers a nine- box office at 243-9277.

By the way, does anybody with heaving chests, Squeeze, by Dave Baskind know the lyrics (any of them) to steaming hot fresh bagels The Incredible College of the current U.S. No. 1 hit, "In- (mmm, bagels) and su-su- Musical Knowledge former" by Snow (Could he be Sussudio. A REAL easy ques- the new Vanilla Ice??) tion this week: Who chalked up This week's winner Is snow- one of his gazzillion No. 1 hits angel-loving Lauren Riters, with "Sussudio"? I know you who was able to identify 2 of know the answer, so why not Letdown: Casablanca. Call the 6 Top 40 hits by Quarter- be rewarded for your bril- me unromantic, unap- flash ("Harden My Heart"), liance? Send in the answer to preciative of old films, or antl- Quiet Riot ("Cum On Feel the 'Dr. Dave's Quiz,' c/o 214 Bogart (none of which 1 am), Noize") and Queensryche. West Hall or'phU'it in the but I don't see why the movie Is Nice work, Lauren. She'll soon 'groovy kind of wooden box in considered a romance classic be munching on a tasty 3-ltem 210 West Hall before Monday, 7:30 PM, 9:45, MIDNIGHT (maybe because of the great medium Carly Cheena's pizza March 22. The prizes are 'col- music). Not to spoil the ending, and Jamming to a promo cas- lin' your name. (If you missed FRIDAY AND SATURDAY but they aren't together at the sette from Finders Records last week's issue - like every- in210MSC. end, there was no major And Tapes. Those same prizes one else - the quiz asked you schmecking and Bogart is bit- will be offered to he or she who to name any of Eddie Rabbitt's ter the whole movie (Berg- answers this week's quiz here three Top 10 hits. The last day man's a babe, though). at 'Dr. Dave's Incredible Col- for entries Is this Monday, $1 lege of Musical Knowledge.' March 15.) Remember: Dr. Hey gang, if you ever get a Today's letter du Jour Is'S'. Dave's Quiz Is not Just a quiz, (UNFORGIVEN WILL BE SHOWN IN APRIL) \ chance to get into a snowball That's's" as in Scott, Stimpy, it's an... well, OK, it Is Just a fight with 10-yearolds, take it. spring break, snow women quiz, but It's a really good quiz. UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UfiO UAO UAO UAO FlMaT,~Marck1t,im

Every once In a glacial recession, mann's Irresistible club mix on Side Whenever I see a new CD, I look Flowers. Unforunatefy, this com- there comes a band In the same 2. "It's What I Want" looses some at the names of the songs and try pilation doesn't indicate that we'll mutagenlc vein as the The Beau- renegade bass from Shakky Von to figure out whether or not it'll be see any new U2'a In the near fu- tiful: a couple of guys smart Krause for a satisfying taste of any good. This time, I was wrong. ture. enough to play every kind of music. funk. The melodic hard rock of Even with cool names like "Valley Musically, the album is pretty And dumb enough to do It on "40 Days" and "Daisy Chain" (the of the Dead Cars," I learned my good, it's Just the words that need their debut album. band's name when they played in lesson. serious help. For example, "Des- That's Mind Bomb - shameles- their native Chicago) oughta keep Straight Outta Ireland is a tiny's Darling" by Katel Keineg is an acoustic, folk meets Slevie Nicks, but the whole song is, "I'm Destiny's Darlln." From The Young Dubliners, "Mama," is a poppy, rock-n-roU, senseless work Cnish of trash. It may be a bit harsh to Crush say, but anyone who tries to sound Eastwest Records America like Elton John, and mocks him in the process has a few things to This band can hardly be called learn about the music business. newcomers to the music scene. The Spirit Merchants blair out Former Siouxsie and the Ban- a synthesized wail that, while I was shees guitarist John Valentine listening to it, one of the people in Carruthers and Killing Joke's the room ran out to throw up - no Paul Ferguson added club veteran Joke! I'm not sure there's a conela- John Micco on bass and singer tion, but it definitely makes a Fred Schrenk from the defunct statement about this tune. Later, New Jersey goth band The An- another listener-by said that it's the cients to comprise Crush. kind of thing you'd hear from a The band's self-titled debut lounge singer while trying to deal album Is a breath of fresh air. The with a bad case of dianea. At least only comparisons that can be made one song is worthy of praise, are to the obscure Australian "Change of Innocence," by rock/pop group Boom! Crash Diesel Heart. Opera and a band I'll bet you There are other songs, but none never heard of, (i.e. washout) that this writer would consider Crazy House. The sound Is Crash worth the speaker wire feeding strong, slick rock with a little over- your noisernakers. There are better kill on the production side. The re- sly versatile and dead sure to piss the DJs slobbering for weeks. compilation of songs by not-so- ways to spend your hard earned 'i suit Is a very listenable hard pop off their publicist (who, for the re- 'Course, there's room for im- well-known atrtsts from the country legal notes, but like most things, it's album with some quality guitar. cord, can only muster, "Mind provement. Breathy vocals and that brought us the likes of U2, all personal preference. Schreck's voice sounds like Jesus Bomb - it's a hopelessly addictive fake trumpets nearly suffocate Sinead O'Connor, and Hothouse -Ross Weitzner Jones's Mike Edwards on the first injection of ethereal energy oozing "Goodbye Everything," a pretty with the elixir of life..." Egads). little ballad, and catchy choruses few tracks but as the album prog- UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAOJJAO resses, it gets smoothed out, which So chachunka. Hypeable it ain't, get lost in the sweet-and-sour rock I feel makes the rest of the tunes but delicious It is. Dance to it, slam rushes of "Violet Dream" and sound alike. to it, sing to it, hum to it, eat it with "Segue." a side of magic mushrooms - But that's all forgivable. Save up c whatever a mind bomb is, it's a your Easter candy for Mind The album has about five great good trip. songs on it. The problem is these Bomb's April 20 release - good The basic ingredients are, hum- music and marshmallow rabbits are GE/vruLAT/ songs are spread out among the 12 bly enough, guitar-driven melodies songs on the album, meaning the good for the soul. V V with a definite Little Angels flavor Bombs away. J>Jo^ TO THE °*cS\ I songs sound quite a bit alike but are - but far more lush and Imagina- -EsklMojo Rising good anyway. If I had heard only tive. John Checuga's string-pickln' one song, especially "She Came keeps a warm grind buzzing Various Artists 1992-93 COLLEGE BOWL TEAM! 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'Jan Brady' THE to visit BGSU '70s style is trendy again by Kimbcrlv Ltrson Special to me Insider by 1.1. Thompson Although University students seem to be doing a lot 6 Special to the Insider of the shopping, Wicks and Kim said they have people For many young children, of all ages coming in. We're already starting to get high school kids, and part of the excitement of * all the way up until every age," Wicks said. "I have a lot coming home after school Slip into some polyester and grab your of people who are looking for a special outfit for a spe- was eating milk and cookies 8-tracks because the '70s are back with an atti- while settling down to watch tude. cial occasion." However, customers are not embracing all '70s cloth- another episode of the ever Yes, the era characterized by the Bee Gees, ing like a long-lost member of the fashion family. so-groovy Brady Bunch. bell-bottoms and bad taste is hustling back into "The leisure suit hasn't quite been in demand yet," While the milk and cookies our culture faster than you can say "staying alive." Kim said. have been substituted for And no matter what the fashion trend, there is always chips and beer, the Bradys' Whether it's clothes or music, people are the customer with tastes that cartnex be accounted for. appeal will never be substi- grabbing at the disco life like it's going out of "We have a few regulars that buy the weirdest clothes tuted - at least for the gener- style - again. ation who grew up with the Local clothing and music store owners have in the world," she said. different theories on the latest trend. Some said Wicks and Kim said they expect the fashion trend to large, happy family on the last until fall, when the new seasonal lines of clothing TV screen. 70s parties are in with the college crowd this To prove the everlasting winter, and others thought students just wanted are introduced. "I have a feeling it will be trendy as long as people Brady craze, the University to do something different and have fun. Activity Organization will Whatever the theory, though. University stu- find it fun and they can buy it without spending a lot of bring one star of The dents and city residents have been buying up old money," Wicks said. Brad); Bunch to the Uni- ABBA tapes and sporting bell-bottoms again, G + leaving local store owners with one heck of a versity next month. Eve Plumb, the woman time keeping up with the demand. Music who formerly played Jan Brady on the hit television Faahion Music stores have been getting several requests for E 70s-era music this semester from high school and col- series, will speak and answer questions about her life April The personal shopper for trendsetter Ivana Trump lege students. The customers are mostly buying compi- 6 in the University Union's was reportedly spotted buying bell-bottoms recently lations of disco music, said Jim Cummer from Madhat- Lenhart Grand Ballroom. and, farther down the feeding chain, local stores are re- ter Music Co., 143 E. WoosterSt. IK porting that students have also caught onto the '70s Most students clakn they want the music for theme Kelly Shaffer, director of contemporary Issues for look. parties, which he said are normal for this time of year. UAO, said the organization Employees from Natty Threads and the Salvation "During the winter, when everyone is stuck inside, decided to bring Plumb to E Army, 306 S. Main St., said the clothing is in regular you have a little more creativity going on for parties," the University because there demand this season, instead of the occasional spurts Cummer said. has been a recent resurgence they normally had in the past. Besides the disco sound, music by artists such as of the program's popularity. ' 'For the last six to eight weeks, when spring fashions Blondie and Elvis Costello is also back in demand. "Part of the reason we R started advertising it, we had more people ask," said "The popularity of the alternative scene has people wanted to bring her here is Kim, Salvation Army store supervisor, who myster- going back to early days when songs weren't too pro- that The Brady Bunch is iously refused to give her last name. duced," he said. so popular now," she said. Salvation Army store supplies depend on donations, Employees at Finders Records and Tapes, 128 N. "They're the ideal family - A and Kim said they are having a difficult time meeting Main St.. said they have been getting a lot of requests v they're what we all want." the new requests. for bands like ABBA. Shaffer said UAO wanted "Now that disco and sixties clothing are back, there's "Everyone wants ABBA," said Veronica Sheets. to bring someone students more of a demand," she said. "Problem is, there's Just Due to its popularity, Finders has designated a sec- are able to relate to, as well not much of It around." tion for 70s dance music, along with material by T While some shop around to find the perfect costume as someone entertaining. modem dance artists. Most of the 70s music in stock is "We wanted to have an for the '70s theme parties, others just want to find by bands and singers who blasted into the charts and entertaining program," something that goes beyond the college basics of jeans, soon faded away. Shaffer said. "We wanted I tennis shoes and T-shirts. Shoppers are grabbing bell- "One-hit-wonders bands, that's what most of the something light because this bottoms, clogs, wild print shirts, unusual jewelry and 70s was," Sheets said. Is such a stressful time of the anything else they can find, said Sandy Wicks from Na- Today's bands are also drawhg attention to the craze year with final exams coming tty Threads. by bringing back the image of the 70s. Intentional or up." O "I think a lot of people are coming in and finding not, artists like the Black Crowes and Lenny Kravitz Plumb is scheduled to Clothing TiTf these things really fun for gokig out on the weekend or have helped the return by wearing bell-bottoms and speak for 40 minutes, and for something different," she said. "They're fun - you generally promoting the image, said Dave Goebel- then answer auestions from provided by J^i don't have to worry about them because they 're old and becker, WFAL operations manager. the audience. The event be- Natty Threads they're different from what you usually don to go to "The push now in the '90s is to be different," he gins at 8 p.m. work." said.

All My Children: Days of Our Lives: Brian interrupts Tad and Dix- Nikki refuses to accept Carry ie's romantic reunion. He as his mother. A heartbroken viciously drops a bombshell he As the World Turns: Bold and the Beautiful: Carry seeks comfort from Bo. and Dixie secretly were married. Another World: Michael learns the truth about Eric and Sheila make love. Vivian gives custody of Nikki to Devastated, Tad turns to Brooke Ryan and Vicky make Jove, Royce and Neal. Angel and Seth Ridge tells Brooke she is living in Lawrence and Carry. Secretly for comfort. Gloria holds Adam both believing they are about to admit their true feelings and be- a dream world. Eric postpones she plots against Carry. Angry to his word. He relinquishes cus- die. Felicia finds a weak spot in come engaged. Against the his wedding plans. Jack makes over John's knowledge of Aus- tody of Jr. to Dixie. Laurel com- her intervention in Jenna. Fran- wishes of Caleb, Julie accepts one last play for Stephanie. tin's gambling debts, Roman re- forts Jack when he experiences kie is the prime suspect in Doug- the modeling offer from Ron Gil- Sheila vows to keep Eric from fuses John's offer of help with painful memories of Angelique las' death. Jenna's true feelings lette. Lily and Hoklen's divorce Stephanie. Taylor returns home Carrie's medical bills. Kate re- They later make love. Brian de- about her pregnancy are is finalized. Emily's necklace from work to find Ridge and members Marlena as her former mands Dixie choose between revealed. News of Carl reaches rums up missing. Tom's case is baby Bridget waiting for her. Sly doctor. Kim is possibly saved him or Tad. Donna, Spencer and Grant. brought before a grand jury. and Thome fight over Macy. from a life in prison. Friday, MardM 1,1ftS

One fateful night in the 1970s, a Danza's voice is a cursed half hour, But has Lawrence-Hilton been unique, innovative situation indeed.) horribly hexed? Washington was comedy offering believable charac- Rather, his greatest accom- unavailable for comment. ters and crisp writing made its plishment since "Hotter" is marry- Ron Palillo ("Arnold Hor- national debut. ing Kelly Preston. We attempted to shack "): Catch phrase: "Very im- That was M.A.S.H. Welcome reach Travolta, but he was unavail- puh-ressive Mistah Kodd-air!" Back, Hotter came along three able for comment. The "lovable" Sweathog (like years later. Robert Hegyes ("Juan Ep- Ringo was the "lovable" Beatle), From 1975-1979 (16 quarters stein"): Catch phrase: "I gotta he was the endearing nerd. But of education), James Buchanan note!" apart from a bit role In a terribly High School in Bensonhurst, The tough-talking Puerto Rican bad NBC sitcom from the '80s, Brooklyn, was graced with the Jew (he spoke Yiddish with a about an Invisible woman reporter presence of the wisecracking Puerto Rican accent). Easily the who goes undercover with her inv- teacher Gabe Hotter, the cranky most underrated Sweat hog, He isibleness to get the Big Story that but lovable Mr. Woodman and, of gyes' "Epstein'' was quick with a was so bad television sets across course, the Sweathogs - four quip or an excusatory note from his America actually emitted a nostril- harmless hoodlums trying to make mother. But when Koirerclosed, curdling stench, nada! It through high school and not get the parts were few and far be- A victim of the bkj-nosed-dweeb- kicked out for really being in their tween. character typecasting... or the mid- to late-twenties. He did get brief duty as a cop on Hotter Curse? Palillo was available Cagney and Lacey but was al- for comment, but we didn't want to Hotter spawned from the mind legedly fired when he stole Tyne talk to him. of Gabe Kaplan, who wanted to Daly's makeup truck. Gabe Kaplan ("Mr. Hotter'): create a show about kids growing The Curse? Hegyes was unavail- Catch phrase: no memorable catch up and living-learning in Brooklyn. able for comment. phrase. While not artwork, it was a pret- Nothing! Zero! Zilch! Unem- ty good show - and even an exam- ployed! Fallen off the Cliff of Mar- ple of '70s fear of progressive TV ginal Talent to Begin With and (which it wasn't). plummted directly Into the Valley The show was actually banned in of Everlasting Obscurity! Boston for some odd fear that it Unavailable for comment. would stoke the fires of controversy Marda Strassman ("Mrs. over the city's schoolbusing prob- Hotter"): Catch phrase: "Oh, lem, which is like saying Leave it Gabe!" Insider/kaon Kamykowski to Beaver would ignite a national AWOL until the recent Honey, discussion over the importance of I Did Something Physiologi- bagged lunches and fathers who cally Impossible to the Kid smoked pipes. movies. May be the only graduate But this was Just a harmless pro- to amount to anything, if starring in gram, right? Maybe. But maybe movies with Rick Moranis is some- not. thing. There's something deeper, Unavailable for comment. something nefarious going on. In John Sylvester White ("Mr. case you haven't noticed - John Woodman"): Catch phrase: Travolta excluded - not a single "You kids! Why... You Kids!" main character connected with the White, playing the cold-hearted program has amounted to ANY- school vice principal, had gone the >/& * THING. And the hairy-chested way of the eight-track - until this former King of Disco himself last election election year when hasn't totally escaped this all- Ross Perot employed the veteran encompassing hex. character actor to play Adm. So let's examine the main James Stockdale In the recent elec- players and ask the questions: tion. "Where are they now?" and "Why Insider/kaon Kamykowski Otherwise unemployed and una- should we care?" vailable for comment. John Travolta (" Vlnnie Bar- Words by Connell Barrett MA* barino"): Catch phrase: "I'm so Finally, the question hovers: Was confused!" Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs Welcome Back, Hotter TV's *mmm While his career skyrocketed be- ("Freddie 'Boom Boom' Wash- Bermuda Triangle - a supernatural cause of the show, Travolta hasn't ington"):Caich phrase: "Boom, vortex Into which young actors escaped the hideous malediction boom, boom, boom!" The could enter with budding careers that Is the Hotter Curse. Unless "coolest" of the Fab Four. Again, and exit with an eternal hex, for- he's singing "Greased Lightning" he vanished from sight when Hot- ever damning them to roles In or disco-dancing In a beige leisure ter did... until recently, playing feeble-minded and scarcely suit, his movies flop. ("Look Who's Joseph Jackson In the Jackson watched film and televskxi produc- Talking" doesn't count. It begot miniseries, a role which consisted tions, If any at all? the hellish TV migraine "Baby almost entirely of Jacobs chasing Or maybe they Just weren't that Insider/kaon Kamykowski Talk," and any half hour showcas- Michael around and whacking him talented to begin with. We may ing Scott Balo's face and Tony with a tree branch. Not a bad gig. never know.

One Life to Live: General Hospital: Loving: Mortimer admits his identity to At the urge of Tracey, Ken- Guiding Light: Trisha, Curtis and Stacey Renee. But Hank still believes he sington slings more dirt Jenny's Kat and David grow closer. band togehter to stop Clay. was Carlo. Renee defends Mor- Young and the Restless: way. Jagger tries to help Brenda Ross realizes Blake's importance Jeremy and Stacey can't keep timer while Alex steps up her at- Jack and Nikki's baby dies. with Julia. A.J. learns of his in his life. Dylan and Hart have their minds off each other. Han- tempts to frame him. Jason lies Meanwhile, Jill learns that she father's lies. He begins his own words over Julie. Eleni finds nah's crush on Jeremy grows. to help Marty as Bo and Nora may be pregnant. Neil and Dru- search for Nikki. Sean helps Mac grounds for divorce. Mindy be- Leo is caught between Shana come closer to the truth. Lee cilla are married. Victor Is guih- and Felicia stay undercover. Bill gins to drink heavily. Julie, Dy- and Ava concerning Ally. Louie Ann interrupts Kevin and Ra- ridden over Nikki's loss. Michael is haunted by a past love. Marco lan, Hart, Bridget, Kat and David is hesitant about being intimate chel's evening. Cord rejects gains access to Cricket s apart- thinks he's hit the big time when are stranded together in the bliz- with Kate. Leo and Shana fight Tina. Bo and Nora kiss - again. ment. he sees Jagger in the boxing zard. Mindy. Nick and Eva share their attraction. Dinah Lee re- ring. a similar fate. jects Clay. Sfton Si immnrie* , hv Nink A. Rvnn n, im o

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Davidson and the Dears at by lane Kilgore According to Tim, after Mary Insider managing editor Howard's Club H, Tie Dye acquired a violin over the summer, Paddy's Night Out Harvest at Easystreet; SAT- she and her brothers united from URDAY: Derek Wolfgram at time to time to play their instru- Campus Pollyeyes, Tie Dye They call themselves Paddy's ments and sing together. Many are taken from such Riverbend Park, and goes on from Harvest at Easystreet; SUN- Night Out, and they're banding "We would get together in the esteemed Irish folk artists as The 10 a.m. until 3 p.m. DAY: The Reprobates at together just in time to help ring in garage on summer evenings," Tim Furies, The Clancy Brothers Whether you make it up to Ea- Campus Pollyeyes; MON- the Irish's long-awaited holiday, said. "We became more and more and Tommy Makem. systreet Wednesday night for some DAY: Joey Bosco at Cam- Saint Patrick's Day. serious about our music, and the "Some of the stuff we grew up green beer or decide to attend the pus Pollyeyes; TUESDAY: Paddy's Night Out is primarily next thing we knew, we had a gig." on, and some we acquired a taste event at the park, be sure to catch Dirt Cherries at Campus Pol- an acoustic Irish folk band, and is Each member of Paddy's Night for over the years," Tim said. "I these Irish entertainersHf you real- lyeyes; WEDNESDAY: PSO scheduled to appear next Wednes- Out is at least of partial Irish des- think of the music as bar-room bal- ly like them or happen to miss one Benefit at Howard's dub H, day at Easystreet Cafe in honor of cent, which is a fact easily dis- lads." of these shows, keep an eye out Paddy's Night Out at Easys- St. Paddy's Day. More importantly covered through the sound of their The band will also be headlining because they are sure to return to a treet; THURSDAY: Positive for the group is the opportunity to music. Although their songs are for a Celtic festival in Findlay, on local establishment - it's the luck of Sweat at Howard's Club H; play their music locally, which they not original, they are traditional. April 17. The festival takes place at the Irish! WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY: Cathy and Chrissy Belfiore at Campus Duras' novel tells sad tale of love Pollyeyes on a clandestine love affair, so haunted by the and grow older. Yet they never forget. There is by Mary Katharine Okorn fact that they will never be together that they a certain sick sadness to their situation. How Insider book critic become strangely closer. He will die without could two people love each other so much and her. She will never feel so whole again. yet live the rest of their lives apart? No answer The erotic aura of the prose is at once both is attempted in the book, and, oddly enough, Marguerite Duras' novel The Lover focuses searing and fragile, painful and glorious. The no answer is appropriate. The beauty of the on the bittersweet poignance of a love shared love between the two sizzles with awakening prose and the vivid details of the girl's life, wholly - but never completely. sexuality and is smothered in self-imposed futi- along with the compelling tale of sexual awa- The tale is an achingly sad one. Set in the lity. kening, give the reader what a good book pre-war Indochina of Duras' childhood, The The book is a series of memories told with should - a reason to follow the book with your Looer examines the relationship between a the hindsight knowledge that living the future mind even after you have read the last page. rich Chinese man and his underage, white brings. From the beginning, the reader feels Translated from the French version by Bar- prostitute lover. the girl's sense of unfulfillment and the conse- bara Kay, the novel was originally titled The Chinese man wants to marry his young quent sadness that pervades the rest of her life. L'Amant. The book, running 117 pages, con- lover, but the man who holds the key to his ri- She will never forget him, nor will he ever for- tains unique features including erotic passages ches - his father - deems the girl unworthy of get her. told from first, second and third persons, lend- his son. The man begs his father to allow him They should forget each other. They both ing an air of omniscience and Intimate know- to marry the girl, to no avail. So the two carry go on to marry other people, have children ledge at the same time.

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